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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,384 --> 00:00:03,884 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:03,984 --> 00:00:05,404 - There were some photos 3 00:00:05,504 --> 00:00:07,284 posted online, 4 00:00:07,384 --> 00:00:09,894 and I just want to say it's not me, no. 5 00:00:09,985 --> 00:00:11,845 I mean, I wish I was that thin. 6 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:15,285 - So obviously, it's not your husband's penis. 7 00:00:15,386 --> 00:00:16,926 - Do you want me to answer that? I don't-- 8 00:00:17,026 --> 00:00:18,286 - Whose cock is it? 9 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:19,846 Whose fucking cock is it? - The point is, 10 00:00:19,946 --> 00:00:21,326 we should all be fine with seeing someone 11 00:00:21,426 --> 00:00:22,766 with a cock in their hand; we're not children. 12 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:24,607 - But there are children in the world. 13 00:00:24,707 --> 00:00:25,727 - And also, we have one. - [spits] 14 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:27,087 - Your dad's gonna do a chat 15 00:00:27,187 --> 00:00:28,407 with one of the men from "The Sun." 16 00:00:28,507 --> 00:00:31,487 And Archie is gonna get 30 grand a gift. 17 00:00:31,588 --> 00:00:33,648 I mean, have you got her a gift? 18 00:00:33,748 --> 00:00:35,048 - Yeah, I've got her a gift. 19 00:00:35,148 --> 00:00:36,248 I've got her... - What? 20 00:00:36,349 --> 00:00:38,649 - An air purifier that also cools. 21 00:00:38,749 --> 00:00:39,949 - You seriously think Disney are gonna want to work 22 00:00:40,029 --> 00:00:41,409 with you with a drug scandal? 23 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,449 You're delusional. 24 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:43,810 - Oh, you're so codependent. 25 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:44,850 - I'm codependent? 26 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:45,850 - Oh, I'm codependent? 27 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:47,450 - You're so codependent. 28 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:50,450 - Don't talk down to me like some proxy kid, all right? 29 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,411 If you want to do that, why don't you 30 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:53,811 just have a fucking baby? 31 00:00:53,911 --> 00:00:56,451 - Because I am not that selfish. 32 00:00:56,552 --> 00:00:58,552 - And you're perimenopausal. 33 00:00:58,872 --> 00:01:00,412 - Perimenopausal? 34 00:01:00,512 --> 00:01:02,212 I feel like my whole life, I've just-- 35 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,172 I've seen everything from other people's points of view. 36 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,173 I really, really don't want to be an agent anymore. 37 00:01:06,273 --> 00:01:08,893 - What do your other clients have to say about this? 38 00:01:08,993 --> 00:01:10,293 - You're the only person I didn't know how to tell. 39 00:01:10,394 --> 00:01:12,414 - You need to face up to what you've done, OK? 40 00:01:12,514 --> 00:01:14,254 Not just to me but to Frank. 41 00:01:14,354 --> 00:01:17,304 Because those photos will never go away, OK? 42 00:01:17,395 --> 00:01:20,895 His memory of his birthday will never go away. 43 00:01:20,995 --> 00:01:22,615 - You're Mummy's secret weapon. 44 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:23,695 Do you know that? 45 00:01:23,796 --> 00:01:25,176 - You're leaving me? 46 00:01:25,276 --> 00:01:26,656 You're leaving me? Is that what you're saying? 47 00:01:26,756 --> 00:01:28,656 You're fucking leaving me? [glass shatters] 48 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,056 - The truth is, I don't love you, Cob. 49 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,617 But I think that's fair enough, 50 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:33,857 considering what you're like. 51 00:01:33,957 --> 00:01:36,057 - I will never... 52 00:01:36,157 --> 00:01:37,297 fucking forgive you, 53 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,858 and I will make your life 54 00:01:38,958 --> 00:01:41,338 a living hell from now on. 55 00:01:41,438 --> 00:01:44,258 - As long as I'm not pregnant or anything. 56 00:01:44,359 --> 00:01:46,259 [urine trickling] 57 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:50,299 ♪ ♪ 58 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,860 Fuck! 59 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,120 [dramatic music] 60 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,581 [Crystal Waters' "Gypsy Woman (La Da Dee La Da Da)" playing] 61 00:02:04,682 --> 00:02:11,842 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:13,723 --> 00:02:15,103 [cheers and applause] 63 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,823 - ♪ She wakes up early every morning ♪ 64 00:02:17,924 --> 00:02:20,264 ♪ Just to do her hair, now ♪ 65 00:02:20,364 --> 00:02:23,104 ♪ Because she cares, y'all ♪ 66 00:02:23,204 --> 00:02:25,674 ♪ Her day, oh, wouldn't be right ♪ 67 00:02:25,765 --> 00:02:28,145 ♪ Without her makeup ♪ 68 00:02:28,245 --> 00:02:29,865 ♪ She's never out of makeup ♪ 69 00:02:29,965 --> 00:02:31,305 - [screams] 70 00:02:31,406 --> 00:02:33,626 - ♪ She's just like you and me ♪ 71 00:02:33,726 --> 00:02:36,506 ♪ But she's homeless ♪ 72 00:02:36,606 --> 00:02:39,226 ♪ She's homeless ♪ 73 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:42,587 ♪ As she stands there singing for money ♪ 74 00:02:42,687 --> 00:02:46,667 [cheers and applause] 75 00:02:46,768 --> 00:02:49,548 - 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. 76 00:02:49,648 --> 00:02:50,628 1, 2. 77 00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:54,068 [cheers and applause] 78 00:02:54,169 --> 00:02:56,549 - 6, 7, 8. And 1, 2. 79 00:02:56,649 --> 00:02:58,829 [cheers and applause] 80 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,350 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:03,630 - [screams] 82 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:10,890 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:14,732 --> 00:03:16,552 [cheers and applause] 84 00:03:16,652 --> 00:03:20,352 ♪ ♪ 85 00:03:20,453 --> 00:03:22,873 - You have 30 seconds to finish voting, guys. 86 00:03:22,973 --> 00:03:25,033 Get on the "DC" app and press to bless. 87 00:03:25,134 --> 00:03:27,634 You decide who stays in the competition. 88 00:03:27,734 --> 00:03:30,194 [cheers and applause] 89 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:35,164 - Suzie Pickles, that was unbelievable. 90 00:03:35,255 --> 00:03:37,875 All devised by yourself with the limited support 91 00:03:37,975 --> 00:03:39,435 of a choreographer. - Yeah. 92 00:03:39,536 --> 00:03:41,636 - Let's see what the public is saying in real time. 93 00:03:41,736 --> 00:03:44,076 Let's view the Craze Displays. 94 00:03:44,176 --> 00:03:47,076 And they are blessing with pressing right now 95 00:03:47,177 --> 00:03:49,277 on their phones from their homes. 96 00:03:49,377 --> 00:03:53,277 all: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 97 00:03:53,378 --> 00:03:56,478 And it is low. 98 00:03:56,578 --> 00:03:58,438 Oh, darling, it is low. 99 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:02,079 Wow, that is the lowest tonight so far. 100 00:04:02,179 --> 00:04:04,159 Suzie... 101 00:04:04,259 --> 00:04:06,259 how do you feel? 102 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,920 - I mean, wow. 103 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,160 You know, not-- 104 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:13,480 I mean, not-- I mean, not ideal. 105 00:04:13,581 --> 00:04:17,081 - Mm, and what do you think went wrong? 106 00:04:17,181 --> 00:04:18,881 - Honestly, I don't think anything went wrong. 107 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:22,642 I guess they just didn't like...it. 108 00:04:22,742 --> 00:04:25,442 - OK. Our lovely celebrity contestants 109 00:04:25,543 --> 00:04:29,363 only have four weeks before the final on Christmas Eve. 110 00:04:29,463 --> 00:04:32,923 Whoever gets the lowest score tonight will be going home. 111 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:35,684 Let's see what our next contestant has in store. 112 00:04:35,784 --> 00:04:37,404 It's Benny H. 113 00:04:37,504 --> 00:04:40,514 [cheers and applause] 114 00:04:41,745 --> 00:04:44,405 - One minute 30 on VT, everyone! 115 00:04:44,505 --> 00:04:47,005 [tense music] 116 00:04:47,106 --> 00:04:50,286 - [breathing heavily] 117 00:04:50,386 --> 00:04:51,846 - Soupy off stage. 118 00:04:51,946 --> 00:04:53,886 - Oh, gosh, are you OK, Suzie? 119 00:04:53,987 --> 00:04:55,847 Bit of a shock? - Yeah. I just-- 120 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,287 - You know, Veronica's available-- 121 00:04:57,387 --> 00:04:59,327 - No, no, no, I don't need psych. 122 00:04:59,428 --> 00:05:00,888 - Poor old Veronica. 123 00:05:00,988 --> 00:05:03,448 Everyone on this show is so robust. 124 00:05:03,548 --> 00:05:05,128 - I just-- I need to get back to-- 125 00:05:05,228 --> 00:05:06,608 - Your agent is here with a PR guy 126 00:05:06,709 --> 00:05:08,529 just round the corner, I think. Is that right? 127 00:05:08,629 --> 00:05:10,409 - Oh, hi. - That was ridiculous. 128 00:05:10,509 --> 00:05:12,209 - I didn't know that you were-- - Sorry, can we just clear 129 00:05:12,309 --> 00:05:13,729 this area, please? - Yeah, they did ask 130 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,090 that we stay in or around the greenroom, 131 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,450 but nobody's actually defined the space. 132 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,570 - Soupy heading out. 133 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:18,610 - How are you doing? 134 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:19,690 - I'm out, right? 135 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:21,851 That was...crazy low. 136 00:05:21,951 --> 00:05:22,931 I mean, it was-- did you see it? 137 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,691 Was it terrible? - Maybe I'm mad, 138 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,091 but I don't believe that response. 139 00:05:26,191 --> 00:05:27,611 I'm gonna talk to them. - Suzie. 140 00:05:27,712 --> 00:05:29,052 - Yeah? - Holland. 141 00:05:29,152 --> 00:05:30,372 Sorry, we've not met in person. - Hi. God. Tall. 142 00:05:30,472 --> 00:05:31,932 - Have you met anybody from the PR team? 143 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,292 - Oh, stop. - Can we keep moving, please? 144 00:05:33,393 --> 00:05:35,053 - I'm embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. 145 00:05:35,153 --> 00:05:36,693 - Suzie. - Oh, my God. 146 00:05:36,793 --> 00:05:37,973 What are you doing here? 147 00:05:38,073 --> 00:05:39,253 Why are you here? Is everything all right? 148 00:05:39,353 --> 00:05:41,173 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just here. 149 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,454 - He's a supportive presence. 150 00:05:43,554 --> 00:05:45,654 - I need some water, please. 151 00:05:45,754 --> 00:05:47,264 My mouth is-- 152 00:05:47,355 --> 00:05:49,095 - Listen, you need-- - This is empty. 153 00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:51,615 - You need to be inside your own experience 154 00:05:51,715 --> 00:05:53,135 right now, you know? 155 00:05:53,235 --> 00:05:55,455 White noise from the MailOnline is totally banned. 156 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,656 - Oh, shit. Has he done it? Is it out? 157 00:05:57,756 --> 00:05:59,256 Of course it's out tonight. 158 00:05:59,356 --> 00:06:01,216 - The piece is online now and will run in print tomorrow. 159 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,697 - I'm so proud of you for not doing 160 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:03,897 the obvious thing out there. 161 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,097 Well, how is it? What does he say? 162 00:06:06,197 --> 00:06:08,097 - Well, as an interview, as tell-alls go, 163 00:06:08,198 --> 00:06:09,978 it's your husband in a park looking wronged. 164 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,298 - Excuse me, Suzie. 165 00:06:11,398 --> 00:06:13,418 - And he does discuss your marriage. 166 00:06:13,518 --> 00:06:15,178 - Actually, we should-- 167 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,579 just let me detach the mic. 168 00:06:17,679 --> 00:06:19,099 - Good thought. 169 00:06:19,199 --> 00:06:21,099 - Is this gonna be-- is this gonna be a quiet spot? 170 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,900 - The dressing rooms are just upstairs, so if we keep-- 171 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,460 - Can we just hang here just for two minutes? 172 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,700 Is that OK? 173 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,860 - You do need to get back up to the-- 174 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,180 - Literally just two minutes. 175 00:06:28,281 --> 00:06:30,301 - What can we say? He's a narcissist. 176 00:06:30,401 --> 00:06:31,501 - Please, just until I-- 177 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:32,861 - Sure. 178 00:06:32,961 --> 00:06:34,501 - Just 'cause it's sewn into the thing. 179 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,022 - Take that. - Can you get under there? 180 00:06:36,122 --> 00:06:37,302 You need to pull it taut. 181 00:06:37,402 --> 00:06:40,022 - Clear back to the greenroom, please. 182 00:06:40,122 --> 00:06:41,582 - Great. 183 00:06:41,683 --> 00:06:42,903 - Soupy, thank you. 184 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,423 - Ooh. - OK. 185 00:06:44,523 --> 00:06:45,743 - Oh, my-- 186 00:06:45,843 --> 00:06:47,543 Oh, my God, it's-- 187 00:06:47,644 --> 00:06:49,644 OK. 188 00:06:50,804 --> 00:06:51,784 - Are we good? - Yes. 189 00:06:51,884 --> 00:06:53,184 - Right, OK. - Breathe. 190 00:06:53,284 --> 00:06:55,314 - The thing is, if he just tells the story 191 00:06:55,405 --> 00:06:56,905 from his point of view... - Yeah? 192 00:06:57,005 --> 00:06:58,545 - Which he's done: "I discovered these photos 193 00:06:58,645 --> 00:07:00,265 "of my wife with another man at the same time 194 00:07:00,365 --> 00:07:01,745 "as everyone else, and then she left me 195 00:07:01,846 --> 00:07:03,546 and our son six months ago." 196 00:07:03,646 --> 00:07:05,986 When you just tell the story with the facts, 197 00:07:06,086 --> 00:07:08,706 he can seem like... 198 00:07:08,807 --> 00:07:10,987 he gives good reasonable. 199 00:07:11,087 --> 00:07:13,027 - This is not fucking reasonable. 200 00:07:13,127 --> 00:07:15,267 This is punishment for doing the show. 201 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,908 - All right, Suzie? - He's jealous. 202 00:07:17,008 --> 00:07:18,088 - All right, Soupy. - You're doing really well. 203 00:07:18,168 --> 00:07:19,708 - Such a fuckup! - It's all right. 204 00:07:19,808 --> 00:07:21,188 You're the one that's reasonable, Suzie. 205 00:07:21,289 --> 00:07:22,429 You are. OK? - It's a question-- 206 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,709 not for now, but it's a question 207 00:07:23,809 --> 00:07:25,749 of how to respond. - What? 208 00:07:25,849 --> 00:07:27,269 Respond like what? 209 00:07:27,369 --> 00:07:29,709 - Well, we think just a short heartfelt apology. 210 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:31,070 - What am I apologizing for? 211 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:32,150 - Well, nothing specific. 212 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,710 Just generally in the world, 213 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:35,990 we don't always behave in the way that we would like. 214 00:07:36,091 --> 00:07:38,311 - Right, so I just apologize for everything? 215 00:07:38,411 --> 00:07:40,711 - Well, or is it silence? 216 00:07:40,811 --> 00:07:41,911 Is it dignity? 217 00:07:42,012 --> 00:07:43,192 - Thank you. 218 00:07:43,292 --> 00:07:44,832 - They're like buses, the ex-husbands. 219 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:45,912 - OK. 220 00:07:46,012 --> 00:07:47,112 - Here comes another one. 221 00:07:47,212 --> 00:07:47,992 - Bailey. 222 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,912 - Say it ain't so, babe. 223 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:51,513 [both laugh] 224 00:07:51,613 --> 00:07:52,833 [smooching] 225 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,553 - Oh! No, no, stop. 226 00:07:54,653 --> 00:07:55,833 Stop, please. 227 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,234 Don't, because my eyelash is attached. 228 00:07:57,334 --> 00:07:58,554 Just don't move. 229 00:07:58,654 --> 00:08:01,434 - Oh, my God, my sequins are literally blinding you. 230 00:08:01,534 --> 00:08:03,604 - Oh, my God. Ugh! 231 00:08:03,695 --> 00:08:06,515 - You were great, by the way. - Oh, no, I was terrible. 232 00:08:06,615 --> 00:08:08,915 Shame, shame, shame. 233 00:08:09,016 --> 00:08:10,476 - Great, great, great. You want shame? 234 00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:13,716 Check this out. I am shitting it, seriously. 235 00:08:13,816 --> 00:08:15,476 The old tum-tum, touch of diarrhea. 236 00:08:15,577 --> 00:08:18,077 They're gonna be cleaning shit off sequins for days. 237 00:08:18,177 --> 00:08:20,237 - No, you look great. 238 00:08:20,337 --> 00:08:21,437 You look great. 239 00:08:21,537 --> 00:08:22,917 - Jam fairy! 240 00:08:23,018 --> 00:08:24,238 Suzie, there's your jam. - Thanks. 241 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,918 - Oh, my gosh, that was unbelievable. 242 00:08:26,018 --> 00:08:27,278 - Thank you. - Are you OK? 243 00:08:27,378 --> 00:08:28,598 - Yeah. - Is there anything I can do? 244 00:08:28,698 --> 00:08:29,838 - I'm fine. Thank you. - OK. 245 00:08:29,939 --> 00:08:31,119 Bailey, your jam's in your room. 246 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,919 - Thank you. Thank you so much. 247 00:08:33,019 --> 00:08:35,679 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 248 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,440 - Soupy's in her nest. 249 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:41,080 [singers humming] 250 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:44,240 [singers vocalizing] 251 00:08:44,341 --> 00:08:51,341 ♪ ♪ 252 00:08:58,143 --> 00:09:01,983 - ♪ I'm not that kind of girl ♪ 253 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:26,507 - [grunts] [item crinkling] 254 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,727 [groans] 255 00:09:30,828 --> 00:09:33,348 [item crinkling] 256 00:09:37,189 --> 00:09:40,349 [coughs] [item crinkling] 257 00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:08,573 Oh, come on. 258 00:10:08,673 --> 00:10:10,953 No, don't fall out. 259 00:10:16,314 --> 00:10:17,544 Oh, God. 260 00:10:17,635 --> 00:10:19,795 Stay in. Stay in. Stay in. 261 00:10:33,037 --> 00:10:34,497 [line beeps] 262 00:10:34,597 --> 00:10:36,737 - Welcome to Pathways Reproductive Choices. 263 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,617 There is an unusually high demand for our services 264 00:10:39,718 --> 00:10:41,218 at the moment. - [chuckles] 265 00:10:41,318 --> 00:10:42,898 - Due to high call volume, 266 00:10:42,998 --> 00:10:46,298 we may take an extremely long time to answer your call. 267 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:47,939 Please visit our web chat service 268 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:50,239 for general advice or support. 269 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,640 [keyboard clacking] 270 00:11:00,841 --> 00:11:02,841 - [clears throat] 271 00:11:03,521 --> 00:11:05,801 [keyboard clacking] 272 00:11:18,764 --> 00:11:20,844 [keyboard clacking] 273 00:11:26,045 --> 00:11:28,045 [clears throat] 274 00:11:38,247 --> 00:11:40,847 [keyboard clacking] 275 00:11:47,488 --> 00:11:49,488 [sighs] 276 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:04,790 [groans] 277 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,570 [sighs] Oh, my God. 278 00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:16,412 [sighs] 279 00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:26,133 [toilet flushing] 280 00:12:32,415 --> 00:12:34,415 [toilet flushing] 281 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,135 [toilet flushing] 282 00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:43,556 [adhesive tearing] [toilet flushing] 283 00:12:43,656 --> 00:12:46,176 [adhesive tearing] [toilet flushing] 284 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,898 [groans] 285 00:12:58,018 --> 00:13:00,498 [chuckles] 286 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,560 [somber music] 287 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:19,820 ♪ ♪ 288 00:13:20,622 --> 00:13:21,962 [sighs] 289 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:29,222 ♪ ♪ 290 00:13:43,465 --> 00:13:44,885 [clears throat] 291 00:13:44,985 --> 00:13:52,145 ♪ ♪ 292 00:13:57,947 --> 00:14:01,327 [water running] 293 00:14:01,428 --> 00:14:02,648 Go on. 294 00:14:02,748 --> 00:14:04,828 Get fucking down there. 295 00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:32,772 [toilet flushing] 296 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,892 - That's it. 297 00:14:33,993 --> 00:14:35,493 All gone. Back to the sea. 298 00:14:35,593 --> 00:14:37,173 Now, you don't want another one, do you, 299 00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:39,433 because I've already put that in the paper. 300 00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:44,734 - All right? - All right. 301 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,834 both: All right. 302 00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:48,655 - What's going on? 303 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,755 - You were up late. 304 00:14:52,915 --> 00:14:55,095 There you go. - Yeah. 305 00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:58,576 - So I've decided to do the show. 306 00:14:58,676 --> 00:14:59,936 - "Dance Crazee"? 307 00:15:00,036 --> 00:15:01,256 - Mm-hmm. - [gasps] 308 00:15:01,357 --> 00:15:03,737 ♪ She's saying yes to her life ♪ 309 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,017 - Fucking A. 310 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:06,577 Who's saying yes to toast? - Fuck it. 311 00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:07,857 What I've got to lose anyway? 312 00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:09,178 It's only the Christmas one. Ooh. 313 00:15:09,278 --> 00:15:10,498 - They're gonna put you up, yeah? 314 00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,538 - Shane, that's my sister. 315 00:15:12,638 --> 00:15:14,458 You're welcome to stay forever, babe. 316 00:15:14,559 --> 00:15:16,779 - Thanks, babe, but look, I can't spend rest of my life 317 00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:19,979 in your box room, scrolling Insta. 318 00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:21,139 - Do you want some help with that? 319 00:15:21,239 --> 00:15:22,859 - No. It's OK. I've got it. 320 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,620 Make myself useful, Shane. 321 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,020 So I'm doing it. [squeals] 322 00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:30,101 I am doing it. 323 00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:31,581 - She's doing it. And she's doing it. 324 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,941 - I'm doing it. - And she's doing it, 325 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,181 and she's doing it in dance. 326 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,621 - I'm doing it. Bye. 327 00:15:35,722 --> 00:15:37,502 - Bye. 328 00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:40,502 [tense percussive music] 329 00:15:40,602 --> 00:15:47,342 ♪ ♪ 330 00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:49,303 - Hi, Suzie, we need to put a mic on you now. 331 00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:50,784 Is that all right? - Yeah. 332 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:51,864 - Oh. 333 00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:54,144 [person shouting indistinctly] 334 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,114 - OK. - OK, I'll take it. 335 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,665 - Ooh. - I'll just-- 336 00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:59,065 OK. 337 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,105 - Sorry. - Do you want me to take that? 338 00:16:01,205 --> 00:16:02,625 - Yes, that'd be great. 339 00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:03,866 Thank you. 340 00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:05,746 [indistinct chatter] 341 00:16:05,846 --> 00:16:07,846 There we go. There we go. There we go. 342 00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:11,987 - Soupy to stage. - OK. 343 00:16:12,087 --> 00:16:14,087 Let's dance. 344 00:16:15,888 --> 00:16:17,588 - Oh, just so know, your guests are in the greenroom. 345 00:16:17,688 --> 00:16:19,548 - OK. Yeah. 346 00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:21,188 So how long have you been here for? 347 00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:23,708 - Me? Oh, awhile. A few years? 348 00:16:23,809 --> 00:16:24,749 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 349 00:16:24,849 --> 00:16:26,389 - Gosh, you look so young. 350 00:16:26,489 --> 00:16:27,749 - OK. 351 00:16:27,849 --> 00:16:30,949 Do you need anything? - No, I'm fine. Thank you. 352 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:32,990 - Don't seem too nervous for your first dance. 353 00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:35,310 - [humming] 354 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,710 Oh, hey. Hi. 355 00:16:36,811 --> 00:16:39,911 1, 2, 3, 4. 356 00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:41,791 Yeah? Da-da. 357 00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:44,191 Got it. [chokes, laughs] 358 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:45,392 Oh! 359 00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:46,312 Oh, well done. 360 00:16:46,412 --> 00:16:47,832 Well done. - Yes, thanks. 361 00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:49,792 [laughs] 362 00:16:49,893 --> 00:16:50,833 - Next up... 363 00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,513 [indistinct chatter] 364 00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:56,913 - It's actress and celebrity Suzie Pickles. 365 00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:59,194 You've seen her up. You've seen her down. 366 00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:00,994 But you've never seen her like this. 367 00:17:01,094 --> 00:17:02,634 Dancing to win your hearts 368 00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:05,844 and to also win "Dance Crazee Xmas," 369 00:17:05,935 --> 00:17:08,975 it's Suzie Pickles. 370 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,236 [bell tolling] 371 00:17:14,336 --> 00:17:17,456 [faint laughter] - [sighs] 372 00:17:19,217 --> 00:17:22,597 [footsteps approaching] 373 00:17:22,697 --> 00:17:24,697 [door clicks open] 374 00:17:25,658 --> 00:17:27,598 - Oh, sorry to leave you. 375 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,698 - Hi. 376 00:17:30,699 --> 00:17:32,439 - Ooh. 377 00:17:32,539 --> 00:17:35,399 I don't know if it's gauche to say, but I thought robbed, 378 00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:36,919 by the way. - Oh, thanks. 379 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:40,840 [door clicks open] - Suzie, good morning. 380 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:43,800 Oh, we thought robbed, by the way. 381 00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:46,481 I don't know, but my God. 382 00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:47,881 - I didn't you watched. 383 00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:49,801 - Annabelle's obsessed. - Oh. 384 00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:52,161 - I think they found your mother wandering the halls. 385 00:17:52,262 --> 00:17:53,762 - Yeah. - Hi. 386 00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:55,682 - Hi, Mum. - Hi. 387 00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:58,122 [gasps] Oh, my God, love. 388 00:17:58,223 --> 00:17:59,803 I'm so sorry about the show. 389 00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:01,683 I mean, first out? What's that about? 390 00:18:01,783 --> 00:18:03,203 - Thanks. - It's just-- 391 00:18:03,303 --> 00:18:05,163 it's humiliating, isn't it? - Thanks, Mum. Thanks. 392 00:18:05,264 --> 00:18:07,844 - So today will be a three-room meeting. 393 00:18:07,944 --> 00:18:10,894 The respondent has requested a very brisk pace with it all. 394 00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:12,685 - Yeah, I bet. - [whispering] Is that Cob? 395 00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,285 - Yes, Mum. 396 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,405 You can talk at a normal volume. 397 00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:18,205 This is our room. 398 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,886 - So what about the financials, then? 399 00:18:21,986 --> 00:18:23,446 - 50/50, as with custody. 400 00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:25,766 - Oh, right. Well, then that's-- 401 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:26,887 that's all right. 402 00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,127 - Half of everything I earned 403 00:18:28,227 --> 00:18:29,967 whilst we were married, he gets. 404 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,967 Even though it's in my account, it's gone. 405 00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:33,288 - Wait, hang on. 406 00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:34,808 He gets her money? - Mm-hmm. 407 00:18:34,908 --> 00:18:37,168 - When one partner makes more during a marriage, 408 00:18:37,268 --> 00:18:39,008 it is always deemed joint income. 409 00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:40,529 The law says he gets half. 410 00:18:40,629 --> 00:18:43,409 - Yeah, but I mean, she earned it. 411 00:18:43,509 --> 00:18:46,169 Anyway, that's when the husband works 412 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:48,210 and the woman stays at home looking after the kids. 413 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,650 And she did most of that anyway. 414 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,690 - Yes, interestingly. 415 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:55,011 Studies show that, in fact, when women earn more 416 00:18:55,111 --> 00:18:56,411 than their partners, they actually tend 417 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,651 to do more of the household work on top 418 00:18:58,752 --> 00:19:00,932 compared to other couples. 419 00:19:01,032 --> 00:19:02,172 We don't know why. 420 00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:03,412 There's a theory that it's a way 421 00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:05,452 to restore traditional gender roles 422 00:19:05,553 --> 00:19:07,973 so as not to further intimidate. 423 00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:10,613 - Yes, it could be argued the law does somewhat 424 00:19:10,713 --> 00:19:13,373 disenfranchise high-earning working mothers, 425 00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:15,674 if you will be so efficient. [laughs] 426 00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:19,264 Anyway, call me old-fashioned. 427 00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:21,575 I'm always underwhelmed when a man takes a woman's money, 428 00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:23,095 but the law is clear. 429 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,335 - Oh, hi, can I help you? - [sighs] 430 00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:27,816 - Hello, hi. Cob Betterton... 431 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,376 [continues indistinctly] 432 00:19:30,476 --> 00:19:31,416 - [clears throat] 433 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:34,217 - I think the respondent has arrived. 434 00:19:34,317 --> 00:19:35,737 - But he doesn't come in here, does he? 435 00:19:35,837 --> 00:19:37,377 - No, no, no, it's all done by us in negotiation. 436 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,817 [high-pitched tone] We move between rooms, 437 00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,698 his lawyers and yourselves. 438 00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:42,178 [objects rattling] 439 00:19:42,278 --> 00:19:45,178 [muffled chatter, footsteps] 440 00:19:45,279 --> 00:19:48,019 [high-pitched tone continues] 441 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,539 - Good morning. 442 00:19:50,639 --> 00:19:53,619 [muffled chatter] 443 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,260 [laughter] 444 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,900 - Mm. 445 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,900 [muffled chatter] 446 00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:03,101 [high-pitched tone continues] 447 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,861 - Would you like some tea? 448 00:20:04,961 --> 00:20:10,361 - Yes, I would rather like some. 449 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,823 Me and Suzie's dad never got a divorce. 450 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,463 - Oh, that's good. 451 00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:20,143 - No, no, I mean, I just mean we never got round to it. 452 00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:23,024 - You didn't want to ever remarry or-- 453 00:20:23,124 --> 00:20:24,824 - Oh, no. What--did I? 454 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,754 [chuckling] No, no. My God. 455 00:20:26,845 --> 00:20:29,865 No, I mean, I think you just get, like, one big swing, 456 00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:32,425 and it's downhill from there. 457 00:20:32,526 --> 00:20:34,146 - Fucking hell, Mum. 458 00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:36,426 - No, no, not for you. 459 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,826 No, you're a trier. You're a trier. 460 00:20:38,926 --> 00:20:42,566 I'm the one learning from you. Look, second time. 461 00:20:46,048 --> 00:20:48,368 [door creaks and slams] 462 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:53,188 - The respondent, in his wisdom, 463 00:20:53,289 --> 00:20:55,709 is representing himself. 464 00:20:55,809 --> 00:20:57,469 - That's clever, cheaper. 465 00:20:57,569 --> 00:20:58,589 - Wait, so there's no-- 466 00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:02,429 it's just a man in a room being angry? 467 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:04,230 - Yes, and beginning from a rather aggressive stance. 468 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,150 He wants to remain in the marital home, 469 00:21:06,251 --> 00:21:08,991 which is unusual. - It's fine. I hate that house. 470 00:21:09,091 --> 00:21:10,431 - Well, let's marinate a moment. 471 00:21:10,531 --> 00:21:11,831 - He's claiming it would be better for Frank 472 00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:12,991 to have a consistent-- 473 00:21:13,092 --> 00:21:15,832 - Yeah, yeah, fine. Agreed. 474 00:21:15,932 --> 00:21:16,872 - Bear in mind that you won't have 475 00:21:16,972 --> 00:21:18,832 the money from the sale of it. 476 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:22,592 - Right, so I'd have no home... 477 00:21:22,693 --> 00:21:26,033 and no money. [laughs] 478 00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:27,593 Well, as long as I have Frank. 479 00:21:27,694 --> 00:21:28,674 [laughs] 480 00:21:28,774 --> 00:21:30,774 [door clicks open] 481 00:21:32,294 --> 00:21:34,624 [door creaks and slams] 482 00:21:37,815 --> 00:21:39,995 - The respondent wishes to alter 483 00:21:40,096 --> 00:21:41,636 arrangements around Christmas. 484 00:21:41,736 --> 00:21:44,036 - No, he has him loads at the moment while I do the show, 485 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,316 and then I get Christmas. 486 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:48,516 That's what we-- and I've promised, so... 487 00:21:48,617 --> 00:21:50,037 - Quite right. 488 00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:51,317 It's just, now he's pointing out that your work 489 00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:52,837 is no longer... [clears throat] 490 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,557 Ongoing. - Oh, bother. 491 00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:57,478 - Or has he charmingly put it, now that you've flamed out, 492 00:21:57,578 --> 00:21:59,598 you could take Frank for 50% of the time, 493 00:21:59,698 --> 00:22:02,438 and Frank could spend Christmas in the family home with him. 494 00:22:02,539 --> 00:22:04,599 - No, we agreed. 495 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,199 - For sure. 496 00:22:06,299 --> 00:22:07,759 But it's a sticking point. 497 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,040 - OK, well, it's a sticking point for me, you know? 498 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:10,480 This is our first Christmas. 499 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:14,320 This will be his first Christmas with just-- 500 00:22:14,421 --> 00:22:16,901 [sighs] 501 00:22:18,221 --> 00:22:20,241 - Is there any form of compromise? 502 00:22:20,341 --> 00:22:22,341 - No. 503 00:22:24,062 --> 00:22:27,502 [door creaks and slams] 504 00:22:28,343 --> 00:22:31,503 - Now the respondent's making noises about full custody. 505 00:22:32,943 --> 00:22:35,143 It's a bullying tactic, frankly. 506 00:22:38,144 --> 00:22:40,144 - Um...[sighs] 507 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:45,245 OK, well... 508 00:22:45,345 --> 00:22:47,525 if that's what this-- 509 00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:50,406 if this is really-- 510 00:22:50,506 --> 00:22:52,446 like, if we-- 511 00:22:52,546 --> 00:22:55,506 if we both want Frank at home, then... 512 00:22:58,907 --> 00:23:02,927 Maybe we just do a couple of hours in the morning 513 00:23:03,028 --> 00:23:05,408 at the house all together... 514 00:23:05,508 --> 00:23:07,128 [sighs] 515 00:23:07,228 --> 00:23:09,648 So that neither of us has to-- 516 00:23:09,749 --> 00:23:11,169 just for Christmas, so yeah. 517 00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:14,649 OK, so maybe... 518 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:16,170 we do the morning together 519 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,730 and then one of us takes him afterwards. 520 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,830 Maybe it's--yes. 521 00:23:21,911 --> 00:23:25,031 [door creaks and slams] 522 00:23:28,552 --> 00:23:31,372 - The quote was, "You're either a family or you're not." 523 00:23:31,472 --> 00:23:35,232 But he also said to tell you to remember Frank's birthday. 524 00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:40,013 So I presume there's a trade-off there, a swap-- 525 00:23:40,113 --> 00:23:41,533 birthday for Christmas. 526 00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,493 [high-pitched tone] 527 00:23:43,594 --> 00:23:44,854 - No, that's a threat. 528 00:23:44,954 --> 00:23:46,954 - Hmm? 529 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,564 - Well, what is it? 530 00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:57,655 - He's trying to bring up that at... 531 00:23:57,756 --> 00:24:00,856 Frank's birthday party, I lost my temper. 532 00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:02,056 [no audible dialogue] 533 00:24:02,157 --> 00:24:04,997 [high-pitched tone continues] 534 00:24:12,158 --> 00:24:15,058 No, sorry. I actually-- 535 00:24:15,158 --> 00:24:16,658 Forget it. I think you're right. 536 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:19,679 No, I think you're right. I think it is a trade-off. 537 00:24:21,519 --> 00:24:22,259 Yeah, OK, sorry. 538 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,780 I just--I get confused. 539 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,820 - He gets Christmas? 540 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,920 - OK, yeah. 541 00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:33,181 - There are lots of Christmases, love. 542 00:24:33,281 --> 00:24:34,701 It's all right. - Mm. 543 00:24:34,801 --> 00:24:36,421 [light piano music] 544 00:24:36,522 --> 00:24:38,062 - OK, bye. 545 00:24:38,162 --> 00:24:39,502 Mum, thanks for coming. 546 00:24:39,602 --> 00:24:41,422 [indistinct chatter] 547 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:48,522 ♪ ♪ 548 00:25:01,525 --> 00:25:04,705 [crying] 549 00:25:04,806 --> 00:25:07,706 [indistinct chatter] 550 00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:14,966 ♪ ♪ 551 00:25:17,568 --> 00:25:19,568 [groans] 552 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,688 [phone buzzing] 553 00:25:32,930 --> 00:25:35,490 - Hello? - Hi. 554 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,450 I just-- 555 00:25:40,371 --> 00:25:45,551 I just wanted to say I'm sorry, really, and-- 556 00:25:45,652 --> 00:25:48,312 and I haven't been able to check my phone at the moment. 557 00:25:48,412 --> 00:25:51,692 I haven't been looking at messages, so... 558 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:54,673 - That's OK. 559 00:25:54,773 --> 00:25:56,773 I haven't been messaging. 560 00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:02,874 - What's-- [sighs] 561 00:26:02,974 --> 00:26:03,924 What's going on? 562 00:26:04,015 --> 00:26:06,415 I mean, how's things? 563 00:26:07,935 --> 00:26:09,935 - All things? 564 00:26:10,616 --> 00:26:12,616 - I should let you go. 565 00:26:14,176 --> 00:26:16,356 No, sorry, I should say I want to go. 566 00:26:16,456 --> 00:26:18,596 Like, sorry. 567 00:26:18,697 --> 00:26:21,497 I'm the one who wants to go. 568 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:25,197 - Wow. Someone's been doing some work. 569 00:26:25,298 --> 00:26:28,358 [holiday music playing over speakers] 570 00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:29,718 ♪ ♪ 571 00:26:29,818 --> 00:26:31,438 Hey. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 572 00:26:31,539 --> 00:26:33,079 - Sorry, I thought I was early. 573 00:26:33,179 --> 00:26:34,999 - No, you are. You are. 574 00:26:35,099 --> 00:26:36,959 - Your hair. - I know. 575 00:26:37,059 --> 00:26:39,059 Hi. - Hi. 576 00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:42,320 - What do you want? - What are you having? 577 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:44,280 - No, what do you want? 578 00:26:44,381 --> 00:26:45,561 - Oh. 579 00:26:45,661 --> 00:26:47,401 - OK, sorry, but don't be cross, though, 580 00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:49,281 'cause I'm actually not drinking. 581 00:26:49,381 --> 00:26:50,281 - Oh, my God, I'm not drinking. 582 00:26:50,381 --> 00:26:51,481 - No way. - Yeah. 583 00:26:51,582 --> 00:26:53,282 - Oh. - Why would I be cross? 584 00:26:53,382 --> 00:26:55,122 Oh, my God, do you think I'm a total alcoholic 585 00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:56,362 who needs her dependence 586 00:26:56,462 --> 00:26:57,682 propped up by everyone around her 587 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,202 and is threatened by anyone going sober? 588 00:26:59,303 --> 00:27:00,883 - No, no, that's me. That's literally me. 589 00:27:00,983 --> 00:27:03,443 No, I just thought it would be nice for us to have a drink, 590 00:27:03,543 --> 00:27:06,003 and so I'm stopping us from doing the nice thing. 591 00:27:06,104 --> 00:27:08,204 both: Oh, my God. [laughter] 592 00:27:08,304 --> 00:27:10,084 - Did you miss me? [laughs] 593 00:27:10,184 --> 00:27:11,454 - Excuse me. 594 00:27:11,545 --> 00:27:13,165 - Wait, is this a Swedish sperm bank? 595 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,445 - No, Danish. 596 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:15,765 The law's much better over there. 597 00:27:15,865 --> 00:27:17,285 The guys who donate here, ugh... 598 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:18,725 - [laughs] - You do not want. 599 00:27:18,826 --> 00:27:21,126 There you get a full CV, 600 00:27:21,226 --> 00:27:22,846 voice recording, baby photos so you can see 601 00:27:22,946 --> 00:27:24,206 what they looked like as a kid. 602 00:27:24,306 --> 00:27:26,806 I'm just doing one round of IVF, that's it. 603 00:27:26,907 --> 00:27:28,167 I'm not gonna get insane about it. 604 00:27:28,267 --> 00:27:29,727 I'm fine whichever way. 605 00:27:29,827 --> 00:27:32,687 I either get a baby or a massive sense of grievance, 606 00:27:32,788 --> 00:27:35,168 and I'm good with either one of those things. 607 00:27:35,268 --> 00:27:37,688 - I mean, I don't really know what to say. 608 00:27:37,788 --> 00:27:42,328 This baby looks like his spunk will eventually be good. 609 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:44,369 [laughter] - God. 610 00:27:44,469 --> 00:27:45,689 It's just a really good impetus for me 611 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,610 to get my life in order 'cause I put 612 00:27:47,710 --> 00:27:51,170 an offer while I was in Tehran on this place, 613 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,690 sight unseen. 614 00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:54,651 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 615 00:27:54,751 --> 00:27:55,971 - That's huge for you. 616 00:27:56,071 --> 00:27:58,091 - They've accepted. 617 00:27:58,191 --> 00:28:00,251 - Honor Oak Park? - Yeah, it's south. 618 00:28:00,352 --> 00:28:02,252 - Wait, there's a utility room. - Yeah. 619 00:28:02,352 --> 00:28:04,492 Well, there's this tax thing when you get older 620 00:28:04,592 --> 00:28:05,932 about gifting your kids. 621 00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:07,273 My dad said it's better than waiting for inheritance. 622 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,653 - All right. Cool, cool. 623 00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,213 And there's obviously all that voice-over work 624 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:12,313 I did last year, so... 625 00:28:14,074 --> 00:28:15,694 So anyway, it's my utility room? 626 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:17,774 - Yeah, yeah. You can have a drawer. 627 00:28:17,874 --> 00:28:19,704 - [laughs] - Fabric softener. 628 00:28:19,795 --> 00:28:21,375 - Thank you. - Hmm. 629 00:28:21,475 --> 00:28:22,935 Stuff's just really good at the moment. 630 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,255 - That's great. - Just-- 631 00:28:24,355 --> 00:28:25,655 not because--just-- - It's fine. 632 00:28:25,756 --> 00:28:27,176 - You know? - No, it's fine. I get it. 633 00:28:27,276 --> 00:28:30,496 Like, it was an unhealthy situation, us... 634 00:28:30,596 --> 00:28:31,576 - Yeah, exactly. 635 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:32,856 - Working together, and I'm the same. 636 00:28:32,957 --> 00:28:34,657 I feel great at the moment. 637 00:28:34,757 --> 00:28:36,737 Like, I'm just-- 638 00:28:36,837 --> 00:28:38,097 I'm off the booze. 639 00:28:38,197 --> 00:28:40,457 I'm off everything, and that was Sian. 640 00:28:40,558 --> 00:28:42,298 - Well, she's the best there is. 641 00:28:42,398 --> 00:28:43,458 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 642 00:28:43,558 --> 00:28:46,698 I mean, I'm terrified of her, 643 00:28:46,799 --> 00:28:48,579 which is--you know, it's great 644 00:28:48,679 --> 00:28:50,899 to be genuinely frightened of my agent. 645 00:28:50,999 --> 00:28:52,699 Like, I realized I need that. 646 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,980 I was just like, oh, my God, Sian, I just-- 647 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,100 I need you to sort my life out, you know? 648 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,460 No fucking Cobs. No shit. 649 00:29:01,561 --> 00:29:04,141 I don't want to be in a room with birthday cake, you know? 650 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:06,501 I don't want to be smelling bacon. 651 00:29:06,602 --> 00:29:08,422 And she's like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, 652 00:29:08,522 --> 00:29:11,182 done it, on it, you know, just giving boundaries. 653 00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:12,502 - Exactly. - Yeah. 654 00:29:12,602 --> 00:29:13,622 - Yes, boundaries. 655 00:29:13,723 --> 00:29:17,563 So was "Dance Crazee" Sian's idea? 656 00:29:19,043 --> 00:29:20,263 - No. - No? 657 00:29:20,364 --> 00:29:21,504 'Cause they've always asked before. 658 00:29:21,604 --> 00:29:22,504 - It was Bailey. 659 00:29:22,604 --> 00:29:24,024 'Cause Bailey's doing the show... 660 00:29:24,124 --> 00:29:25,344 - OK. - And he was like, 661 00:29:25,444 --> 00:29:26,424 I don't want to do the show on my own, 662 00:29:26,524 --> 00:29:28,194 and, like, you look like you 663 00:29:28,285 --> 00:29:29,505 could get out of the house. 664 00:29:29,605 --> 00:29:31,825 - OK. Best ex-husband ever. 665 00:29:31,925 --> 00:29:34,305 - Ever. 666 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:37,306 You know, it's not like I've got any other work offers. 667 00:29:37,406 --> 00:29:40,546 I mean, money and life is just-- 668 00:29:40,647 --> 00:29:42,067 [sighs] 669 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:43,747 And my agent dropped me, so... 670 00:29:43,847 --> 00:29:44,867 - Yeah. 671 00:29:44,967 --> 00:29:46,967 You lost a really good agent. 672 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:50,508 - First contestant out on "Dance Crazee." 673 00:29:50,608 --> 00:29:51,908 I don't know. Did you see it? 674 00:29:52,008 --> 00:29:52,908 - Yeah, now, I saw it. - Did you? 675 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:54,588 - Yeah. 676 00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:56,829 - Do you follow Crystal Christie? 677 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,029 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 678 00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,589 - Did she win last year? - She did. 679 00:29:59,689 --> 00:30:01,749 I mean, look, she's losing her mind, 680 00:30:01,850 --> 00:30:04,230 but she gets 100 grand a post. 681 00:30:04,330 --> 00:30:05,910 - Product placement? - It's obscene. Yes? 682 00:30:06,010 --> 00:30:07,310 - Excuse me, ladies, so sorry, 683 00:30:07,411 --> 00:30:09,151 but this area now turns into a club night. 684 00:30:09,251 --> 00:30:10,431 - Ooh. - And we actually 685 00:30:10,531 --> 00:30:11,951 move the seats to one side. - OK. 686 00:30:12,051 --> 00:30:13,191 - But I'd love to offer you a free drink. 687 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:14,391 You want to hang out at the bar? 688 00:30:14,492 --> 00:30:15,552 - So sorry. - Do you want to-- 689 00:30:15,652 --> 00:30:16,832 - Yeah, I would, sure. 690 00:30:16,932 --> 00:30:18,512 - Yeah? Yeah. I mean, if it's free, though. 691 00:30:18,612 --> 00:30:20,632 - Yeah. - Maybe I'll have one, though. 692 00:30:20,733 --> 00:30:22,473 Like, action. 693 00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:23,873 [laughter] 694 00:30:23,973 --> 00:30:27,113 - Just commiserations, celebration. 695 00:30:27,213 --> 00:30:28,673 - Yes. I'll have one if you have one. 696 00:30:28,774 --> 00:30:30,714 - Yes, I will have one, but just one. 697 00:30:30,814 --> 00:30:32,474 - Yeah, just one. 698 00:30:32,574 --> 00:30:35,924 - ♪ All the little straight boys got in a fight ♪ 699 00:30:36,015 --> 00:30:37,315 - It's weird 'cause I've always thought 700 00:30:37,415 --> 00:30:39,315 of my dad as this stern, old-fashioned, 701 00:30:39,415 --> 00:30:40,635 slightly autistic guy. - Yeah? 702 00:30:40,735 --> 00:30:41,995 - And then they're all describing him 703 00:30:42,096 --> 00:30:43,156 as running away with my mum 704 00:30:43,256 --> 00:30:44,716 as this, like, Romeo and Juliet. 705 00:30:44,816 --> 00:30:48,036 - That pathetic that you need that much attention, 706 00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,837 needed to be in that kind of show. 707 00:30:49,937 --> 00:30:52,197 - It's about making decisions that enlarge you, you know? 708 00:30:52,297 --> 00:30:54,717 - That's not my voice. That's his voice. 709 00:30:54,818 --> 00:30:57,318 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't ask what makes me happy. 710 00:30:57,418 --> 00:30:59,198 Ask what will make me bigger. 711 00:30:59,298 --> 00:31:01,478 - It's like, it's not like I want everyone to love me. 712 00:31:01,579 --> 00:31:03,839 Just give me a fucking chance to grow, you know? 713 00:31:03,939 --> 00:31:05,639 - Right, right. - Oh, my God! 714 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:07,159 - I love you! 715 00:31:07,259 --> 00:31:08,799 I can't believe they booted you on "Dance Crazee"! 716 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:11,120 - Aw. Hey, will you take a picture of me and my mate? 717 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,120 - Of course. Give us your phone. 718 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:13,600 - Ooh. - Come on, then. 719 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:15,320 Oh, gorge. Come on, let's all get in. 720 00:31:15,421 --> 00:31:16,721 - Oh, OK. Take a selfie. 721 00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:18,241 - One for the lads. 722 00:31:18,341 --> 00:31:19,681 all: Ah! 723 00:31:19,781 --> 00:31:21,681 - [laughs] Yes, fun. 724 00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:23,322 You have a good night, love. 725 00:31:23,422 --> 00:31:25,442 You're the [indistinct] queen! [phone buzzing] 726 00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,042 - ♪ You silly little boy ♪ 727 00:31:27,142 --> 00:31:30,082 ♪ You silly little boy ♪ 728 00:31:30,183 --> 00:31:31,923 - Suze? - ♪ Let me catch my breath ♪ 729 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,483 ♪ I'm only getting started ♪ 730 00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:35,923 [high-pitched tone] - I need to go. 731 00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,404 - Let's go. 732 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:40,004 Suze, who is this? Huh? 733 00:31:40,104 --> 00:31:41,324 Is this Cob? 734 00:31:41,424 --> 00:31:44,674 [high-pitched tone continues] 735 00:31:46,665 --> 00:31:48,245 Babe, there are a lot of unread messages. 736 00:31:48,345 --> 00:31:49,525 - Yeah, I know. I know. 737 00:31:49,626 --> 00:31:51,686 I just can't. I just can't. 738 00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:53,926 It's just very long lists 739 00:31:54,026 --> 00:31:55,606 of everything that's wrong with me. 740 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,527 So then he sends me more paragraphs, and it's just-- 741 00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:00,407 I've stopped being able to look at my phone, 742 00:32:00,507 --> 00:32:02,727 like, and it's fucking me up with everything, 743 00:32:02,828 --> 00:32:05,568 like work and custody stuff. 744 00:32:05,668 --> 00:32:08,208 And it's worse now since I've done the show. 745 00:32:08,308 --> 00:32:11,128 And he's done, like, this fucking interview 746 00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:12,929 with a newspaper. 747 00:32:13,029 --> 00:32:14,569 Like, my fucking ex-husband, you know, 748 00:32:14,669 --> 00:32:16,329 talking about what it's like to be married to me. 749 00:32:16,430 --> 00:32:18,610 Like, I just can't read it. 750 00:32:18,710 --> 00:32:20,330 I can't. 751 00:32:20,430 --> 00:32:22,890 You know, I wanted to go to court and say, look, 752 00:32:22,991 --> 00:32:24,531 this is bullying behavior. 753 00:32:24,631 --> 00:32:27,851 But he basically threatened me until I agreed not to. 754 00:32:27,951 --> 00:32:29,651 - Babe, this is fucked. 755 00:32:29,752 --> 00:32:30,732 Want some MDMA? 756 00:32:30,832 --> 00:32:32,212 - No, I can't, not MDMA. 757 00:32:32,312 --> 00:32:33,892 That's gonna make everything seem like it's OK, 758 00:32:33,992 --> 00:32:35,132 and everything is not OK. 759 00:32:35,232 --> 00:32:36,572 - But that's the ideal time for MDMA. 760 00:32:36,673 --> 00:32:39,333 - I know, but I have to be perfect, 761 00:32:39,433 --> 00:32:42,253 'cause he knows all this stuff. 762 00:32:42,353 --> 00:32:43,973 And he says that I'm 763 00:32:44,074 --> 00:32:46,614 an inconsistent presence in the home, 764 00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:47,734 and I am, Nay. 765 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:49,174 I am an inconsistent presence. 766 00:32:49,274 --> 00:32:51,984 Like, when I'm there, I'm there, right? 767 00:32:52,075 --> 00:32:53,095 Like, I'm fully there. 768 00:32:53,195 --> 00:32:54,335 But when I'm not there, 769 00:32:54,435 --> 00:32:56,415 I'm, like, not there, literally. 770 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,256 I'm, like, somewhere else. 771 00:32:58,356 --> 00:32:59,496 And if I'm not perfect, 772 00:32:59,596 --> 00:33:01,096 he's gonna take my kid away from me. 773 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:02,336 - This doesn't happen; people don't just have 774 00:33:02,436 --> 00:33:03,736 their kids taken away from them 775 00:33:03,837 --> 00:33:05,737 unless they're severely abusive or mentally ill. 776 00:33:05,837 --> 00:33:08,017 This is crazy. 777 00:33:08,117 --> 00:33:09,177 - OK, great, well, then I'm crazy, 778 00:33:09,277 --> 00:33:11,297 so they'll take my kid away. 779 00:33:11,398 --> 00:33:12,498 - ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 780 00:33:12,598 --> 00:33:14,178 - I'm so tempted to respond to him. 781 00:33:14,278 --> 00:33:16,338 - Oh, my God, text him. Do that. 782 00:33:16,438 --> 00:33:17,978 Yeah, that would be the most amazing thing 783 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,619 that anyone's ever done for me in my life, like, ever. 784 00:33:20,719 --> 00:33:22,499 - I managed you for 12 years. 785 00:33:22,599 --> 00:33:24,659 - Look, it's just, I'm really worried about Frank. 786 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,940 Like, I can see-- 787 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,940 I can see what it's doing to him, you know? 788 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,940 - Yeah. No, I am gonna respond, pretending to be you. 789 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:32,821 I'm gonna respond as you. 790 00:33:32,921 --> 00:33:36,061 Let's reverse Cyrano de Bergerac this fuck. 791 00:33:36,161 --> 00:33:37,981 - Oh, my God, Nay, I love you, Nay, 792 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,222 but what about your boundaries? 793 00:33:39,322 --> 00:33:40,942 - Suze, they're my boundaries. 794 00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:42,382 You have to maintain your boundaries 795 00:33:42,482 --> 00:33:44,022 by not worrying about my boundaries. 796 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:45,823 - Yeah. - You have to let me 797 00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:47,503 let down my boundaries. 798 00:33:47,603 --> 00:33:49,743 This is me keeping my boundaries 799 00:33:49,843 --> 00:33:51,463 by choosing to let them down. 800 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,424 Liam, yes! - Thank you. 801 00:33:53,524 --> 00:33:55,744 both: Thank you. 802 00:33:55,844 --> 00:33:57,514 - It is wildly inappropriate for you 803 00:33:57,605 --> 00:33:59,865 to be contacting me at this time of night. 804 00:33:59,965 --> 00:34:02,105 Please stop harassing me. 805 00:34:02,205 --> 00:34:03,425 - Are you really gonna send that? 806 00:34:03,525 --> 00:34:04,905 - Of course. He's not your husband anymore. 807 00:34:05,006 --> 00:34:06,346 He's just some guy, 808 00:34:06,446 --> 00:34:08,146 not like, oh, God, I'm this poor, wounded bear. 809 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,946 You wounded me, and now you have to heal me. 810 00:34:10,046 --> 00:34:11,386 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. 811 00:34:11,487 --> 00:34:12,907 - Listen, without wishing to overstep, 812 00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:14,507 you have many, many missed calls 813 00:34:14,607 --> 00:34:16,747 from your agent, for whom I have nothing but respect. 814 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:19,027 - No work. No work. - Also, your dad is saying 815 00:34:19,128 --> 00:34:20,428 he wants to do a tell-all on the tell-all. 816 00:34:20,528 --> 00:34:22,748 - OK, listen, do you think it's gross 817 00:34:22,848 --> 00:34:23,948 if we watch "Dance Crazee"? 818 00:34:24,048 --> 00:34:25,988 'Cause it'll be online now. 819 00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:27,189 - Yeah. Fuck it. - Yeah? 820 00:34:27,289 --> 00:34:29,509 - Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah? 821 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,949 Oh, yeah. - I got it. I got it. 822 00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:33,050 - Oh, thanks. 823 00:34:34,130 --> 00:34:35,910 [music and applause playing over TV] 824 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:37,830 God, are you reading it? 825 00:34:37,931 --> 00:34:40,191 - My God. He looks so cold. 826 00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:41,551 Why is he so cold? 827 00:34:41,651 --> 00:34:42,811 Cob, you should have had your photo taken inside. 828 00:34:42,891 --> 00:34:45,031 Then you wouldn't be so cold. 829 00:34:45,132 --> 00:34:47,352 He's so barefaced. 830 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,552 God, he really rewards a beard. 831 00:34:48,652 --> 00:34:50,032 - No, no, no. - Oh, my God. 832 00:34:50,132 --> 00:34:51,352 - I bet he loves that I got thrown out 833 00:34:51,453 --> 00:34:52,393 of the show in the first week. 834 00:34:52,493 --> 00:34:53,993 I bet he fucking loves it. 835 00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:55,433 - Are you sure you want to watch this? 836 00:34:55,533 --> 00:34:57,233 - Why? Is it that bad? 837 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:58,293 - To be honest, Suzie, these people are C-listers, man. 838 00:34:58,374 --> 00:34:59,514 You don't need to be there. 839 00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:01,194 - Shane, that's so disrespectful. 840 00:35:01,294 --> 00:35:03,954 - No, I'm just saying she's better off out of it. 841 00:35:04,054 --> 00:35:06,124 - Bailey. all: Aw. 842 00:35:06,215 --> 00:35:08,155 - That guy recommended me my worst-ever therapist. 843 00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:10,035 Look how old he's got. What happened to his eyes? 844 00:35:10,135 --> 00:35:11,555 - Can I skip forward? 845 00:35:11,656 --> 00:35:13,036 - Yes. Please. 846 00:35:13,136 --> 00:35:14,156 We only want to see me. 847 00:35:14,256 --> 00:35:15,436 - Oh, my God, the end. 848 00:35:15,536 --> 00:35:17,156 - Oh, my God, what? - Oh, my God. 849 00:35:17,256 --> 00:35:19,876 "So your ex-wife was an actress. 850 00:35:19,977 --> 00:35:22,157 What play does it feel like you're in right now?" 851 00:35:22,257 --> 00:35:23,557 - Does he answer that? - Such a prat. 852 00:35:23,657 --> 00:35:25,477 - "Well, I know it might look to people 853 00:35:25,578 --> 00:35:27,438 like it's 'A Doll's House'"-- great call for all 854 00:35:27,538 --> 00:35:30,078 the "Daily Mail" readers who love "A Doll's House"-- 855 00:35:30,178 --> 00:35:31,838 "but really, I feel like I'm in 'Medea.'" 856 00:35:31,939 --> 00:35:33,559 - What does that even mean? 857 00:35:33,659 --> 00:35:35,239 - All right, it's Suzie. Whoo! 858 00:35:35,339 --> 00:35:36,519 - [sighs] - There she goes. 859 00:35:36,619 --> 00:35:39,759 - OK, let's watch the heifer fuck it. 860 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,640 - ♪ Just to do her hair, now ♪ - You got motion smoothing on? 861 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,120 - ♪ Because she cares, y'all ♪ 862 00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:44,560 - Turn fucking motion smoothing off. 863 00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:47,440 - ♪ She's just like you and me ♪ 864 00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:48,961 ♪ But she's homeless ♪ 865 00:35:49,061 --> 00:35:50,561 - Who would you have chosen to dance with next? 866 00:35:50,661 --> 00:35:52,761 I reckon that football guy. - Oh, blatantly. 867 00:35:52,862 --> 00:35:56,082 ♪ ♪ 868 00:35:56,182 --> 00:36:00,762 ♪ La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-dee, la-da-da ♪ 869 00:36:00,863 --> 00:36:04,403 [dreamy music] - [gasps] 870 00:36:04,503 --> 00:36:07,563 - ♪ La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-dee, la-da-da ♪ 871 00:36:07,664 --> 00:36:14,234 ♪ ♪ 872 00:36:15,065 --> 00:36:18,225 [cheers and applause over TV] 873 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:21,486 - I think I was actually really good. 874 00:36:21,586 --> 00:36:22,966 - Yeah. 875 00:36:23,066 --> 00:36:25,006 - Like, really. 876 00:36:25,106 --> 00:36:26,566 - Can't get over the cock. 877 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:28,527 - Oh, preach. 878 00:36:28,627 --> 00:36:30,007 - It's women that vote on these things, you know. 879 00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:31,527 Why do women hate women so much? 880 00:36:31,627 --> 00:36:33,287 We're all such stupid venal bitches. 881 00:36:33,388 --> 00:36:34,488 - Oh, my God, totally. 882 00:36:34,588 --> 00:36:35,768 - All devised by yourself 883 00:36:35,868 --> 00:36:37,168 with the limited support... 884 00:36:37,268 --> 00:36:39,488 - I loved doing that. 885 00:36:39,589 --> 00:36:41,929 Dancing was what I always wanted to do 886 00:36:42,029 --> 00:36:43,729 before the singing and the acting, wasn't it, Arch? 887 00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:45,769 - Yeah. Yeah, it was. 888 00:36:45,869 --> 00:36:48,129 You did amazing, babe. 889 00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:50,610 - [groans] 890 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:53,330 - Listen, I think they're gonna ask you to come back. 891 00:36:53,431 --> 00:36:55,371 And if I were your agent, which I'm not, which is good, 892 00:36:55,471 --> 00:36:59,131 as discussed, I'd be saying to the producers, uh, what? 893 00:36:59,231 --> 00:37:00,571 Her and her ex-ex in the same show? 894 00:37:00,672 --> 00:37:02,972 - No, fuck him. Fuck him. - You know what? 895 00:37:03,072 --> 00:37:04,492 Every fucker knows that Georgina Kaplan 896 00:37:04,592 --> 00:37:06,092 has two separate eating disorders 897 00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:07,572 and that she's barely keeping it together. 898 00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:09,173 I mean, it's actually fucking irresponsible. 899 00:37:09,273 --> 00:37:11,173 - Oh, my God, that's probably the jam thing. 900 00:37:11,273 --> 00:37:13,173 She keeps giving everyone fucking jam. 901 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:15,654 - Yeah, and Danny Carno's dad just died, 902 00:37:15,754 --> 00:37:17,014 so I don't know, 903 00:37:17,114 --> 00:37:19,254 like, there's a new format somehow. 904 00:37:19,354 --> 00:37:20,744 You're back. - No, mate. 905 00:37:20,835 --> 00:37:23,295 Also, I've got a shred of fucking dignity. 906 00:37:23,395 --> 00:37:26,455 [quirky music playing over TV] 907 00:37:26,555 --> 00:37:28,975 ♪ ♪ 908 00:37:29,076 --> 00:37:30,536 - Anyway, thanks so much for coming in. 909 00:37:30,636 --> 00:37:33,376 - Look, the show is a party, essentially. 910 00:37:33,477 --> 00:37:35,857 I mean, "DC" fans really feel that. 911 00:37:35,957 --> 00:37:38,177 Now, if you don't talk long enough 912 00:37:38,277 --> 00:37:39,577 to a stranger at a party, 913 00:37:39,677 --> 00:37:41,257 you might just think that they're irritating 914 00:37:41,358 --> 00:37:43,898 or loud or obnoxious. 915 00:37:43,998 --> 00:37:47,178 But if you got a chance to give them more time, 916 00:37:47,279 --> 00:37:50,679 you know, you might find their essential humanity. 917 00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:55,339 - So you want her back? 918 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,700 - We like to alter format. 919 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,180 You know, we think it keeps things fresh, 920 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,820 but it has to be done with integrity. 921 00:38:00,921 --> 00:38:02,381 - Confidence. - Yeah. 922 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:03,681 - Sure, and we were always planning a format change, 923 00:38:03,761 --> 00:38:06,581 this series called "Second Dance." 924 00:38:06,681 --> 00:38:08,101 - Yeah, like "Second Chance." - Yeah. 925 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,702 [laughs] As in, if anyone dropped out, 926 00:38:09,802 --> 00:38:11,582 the audience would vote which former contestant 927 00:38:11,682 --> 00:38:12,982 could come back to replace them and have a-- 928 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:14,582 - Second dance. - Yeah. [laughs] 929 00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:16,703 - Right, but no one's dropped out. 930 00:38:16,803 --> 00:38:19,503 - Look, as we skirted around on the phone, 931 00:38:19,603 --> 00:38:21,343 Georgina has been talking openly 932 00:38:21,444 --> 00:38:23,104 about whether or not she can deal 933 00:38:23,204 --> 00:38:24,344 with the pressures of the show. 934 00:38:24,444 --> 00:38:25,784 - Yeah, yeah, and she's a woman, 935 00:38:25,884 --> 00:38:27,594 so the press is saying she's crazy, et cetera. 936 00:38:27,685 --> 00:38:28,985 - Exactly. 937 00:38:29,085 --> 00:38:32,025 - But she is really struggling, so... 938 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:33,185 - Yeah. 939 00:38:33,285 --> 00:38:34,585 I mean, it is a lot of jam. 940 00:38:34,686 --> 00:38:36,386 - Yeah, and if that does become the case, 941 00:38:36,486 --> 00:38:39,986 well, we only have one former contestant. 942 00:38:40,086 --> 00:38:41,226 - Surprise! - Ah! 943 00:38:41,327 --> 00:38:42,987 - Yeah. [laughs] 944 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:44,187 - Listen, I know Georgina. 945 00:38:44,287 --> 00:38:45,787 I love Georgina, you know? 946 00:38:45,887 --> 00:38:49,747 I myself have suffered from eating disorders myself-- 947 00:38:49,848 --> 00:38:51,348 not, you know, now. 948 00:38:51,448 --> 00:38:53,388 But those are actually the mental illnesses 949 00:38:53,488 --> 00:38:55,628 that most often result in death in this country, 950 00:38:55,729 --> 00:38:58,389 so it's really not something to mess about with. 951 00:38:58,489 --> 00:39:00,109 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 952 00:39:00,209 --> 00:39:02,069 - Yeah, well, I thought that was depression. 953 00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:03,350 - No, anorexia nervosa. 954 00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:04,790 - Well, depression for men. 955 00:39:04,890 --> 00:39:06,270 - Oh, that's interesting. 956 00:39:06,370 --> 00:39:08,750 - Yeah, depression for men, anorexia for women. 957 00:39:08,851 --> 00:39:10,671 Also, I suppose that depression doesn't actually kill the men. 958 00:39:10,771 --> 00:39:13,151 It's whatever it is, the gun or bridge 959 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:15,191 or technically whatever they, you know-- 960 00:39:15,292 --> 00:39:17,512 well, not the bridge, the fall from the bridge-- 961 00:39:17,612 --> 00:39:19,952 or not even the fall, the impact. 962 00:39:20,052 --> 00:39:22,112 Anyway, we all have different ways 963 00:39:22,213 --> 00:39:23,513 of killing ourselves, so... [laughter] 964 00:39:23,613 --> 00:39:26,953 - Yeah, self-care. - Mm. 965 00:39:27,053 --> 00:39:29,553 - It's something that perhaps we need to look at, 966 00:39:29,654 --> 00:39:31,794 you know, gently with Georgina, you know, 967 00:39:31,894 --> 00:39:33,914 and relatively quickly, I think, yeah. 968 00:39:34,014 --> 00:39:35,404 - OK, but it's just, 969 00:39:35,495 --> 00:39:38,035 people are gonna hate me even more 970 00:39:38,135 --> 00:39:39,595 for replacing her, you know? 971 00:39:39,695 --> 00:39:40,715 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 972 00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:42,995 I just want to crawl into a hole 973 00:39:43,096 --> 00:39:45,676 and die/take care of my kid. 974 00:39:45,776 --> 00:39:48,156 - Listen, well, your kid's not gonna be very happy 975 00:39:48,256 --> 00:39:49,796 in the hole with a dead mum. 976 00:39:49,897 --> 00:39:51,237 [laughter] 977 00:39:51,337 --> 00:39:52,997 Colin, thoughts? 978 00:39:53,097 --> 00:39:55,117 - OK, well, I mean, first of all, 979 00:39:55,217 --> 00:39:56,397 no one hates you. - No. 980 00:39:56,498 --> 00:39:58,198 - You are innately extremely lovable. 981 00:39:58,298 --> 00:39:59,958 - Thanks. - And we do have experience 982 00:40:00,058 --> 00:40:01,438 on this show of gently guiding 983 00:40:01,538 --> 00:40:05,078 the British public with VTs and such like, you know, 984 00:40:05,179 --> 00:40:07,279 against their worse instincts. 985 00:40:07,379 --> 00:40:09,559 - And there are ways this is a feminist issue. 986 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:11,160 - Yes, yes. - Oh, absolutely. 987 00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:12,340 - You know, sometimes we have to give ourselves 988 00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:13,760 a little bit of a talking to. 989 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:16,160 I mean, are you happy with everyone hating you? 990 00:40:16,261 --> 00:40:18,081 - Well, no, it's not lovely. 991 00:40:18,181 --> 00:40:20,561 - No, so you might--you might welcome the opportunity 992 00:40:20,661 --> 00:40:22,801 being given to you by a major broadcaster 993 00:40:22,902 --> 00:40:24,242 to turn that around. 994 00:40:24,342 --> 00:40:25,842 Like, when people say your name, 995 00:40:25,942 --> 00:40:30,002 they'd say Suzie Pickles, who won "Dance Crazee Xmas," 996 00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:31,923 rather than Suzie Pickles... - Yeah. 997 00:40:32,023 --> 00:40:33,443 - Sucked off her boss and it's on the internet. 998 00:40:33,543 --> 00:40:35,403 - All right. OK, thanks. 999 00:40:35,503 --> 00:40:37,523 - I'm just being the voice of someone else there, you know. 1000 00:40:37,624 --> 00:40:38,684 - Yeah, yeah. 1001 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:40,524 - You know, in the final, every year, 1002 00:40:40,624 --> 00:40:43,054 audiences say screw whatever narrative they've been sold 1003 00:40:43,145 --> 00:40:44,445 and they just vote for the best dancer. 1004 00:40:44,545 --> 00:40:45,725 They just do. - Really? 1005 00:40:45,825 --> 00:40:47,405 'Cause what I really think is that 1006 00:40:47,505 --> 00:40:50,285 I don't deserve to be out. 1007 00:40:50,386 --> 00:40:51,486 Like, no, I don't-- 1008 00:40:51,586 --> 00:40:53,886 I don't think that was fair. 1009 00:40:53,986 --> 00:40:54,966 - Yes, of course. - No, no, no, 1010 00:40:55,066 --> 00:40:56,246 that that goes without saying. 1011 00:40:56,347 --> 00:40:58,367 I mean, the question is, 1012 00:40:58,467 --> 00:41:00,467 what are you afraid of? 1013 00:41:02,587 --> 00:41:04,687 - I'm afraid of fucking everything, Sian. 1014 00:41:04,788 --> 00:41:05,848 - We're clear. 1015 00:41:05,948 --> 00:41:07,208 We want to keep the format fresh 1016 00:41:07,308 --> 00:41:08,528 and give the audience another chance. 1017 00:41:08,628 --> 00:41:10,208 - Well, contractually, what can we do? 1018 00:41:10,309 --> 00:41:13,089 [indistinct chatter] 1019 00:41:13,189 --> 00:41:16,249 [Harry Belafonte's "Jump In the Line (Shake, Senora)"] 1020 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:23,509 ♪ ♪ 1021 00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:30,611 - OK, keep dancing. 1022 00:41:30,712 --> 00:41:33,692 Find yourself a partner and say something about yourself. 1023 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,012 Hi, I'm Ashley. 1024 00:41:35,112 --> 00:41:36,012 I like broccoli. 1025 00:41:36,112 --> 00:41:37,012 Anything you like. 1026 00:41:37,113 --> 00:41:39,113 Different each time. 1027 00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:40,573 - Hi again. 1028 00:41:40,673 --> 00:41:41,853 I'm Suzie, 1029 00:41:41,953 --> 00:41:44,413 and I'm grateful to be back. 1030 00:41:44,514 --> 00:41:46,174 - OK, swap. - I'm Bailey. 1031 00:41:46,274 --> 00:41:47,414 - Oh! [laughs] 1032 00:41:47,514 --> 00:41:49,014 - And I used to be married to you. 1033 00:41:49,114 --> 00:41:52,904 - I'm Suzie, and I have absolutely no memory of that. 1034 00:41:52,995 --> 00:41:54,695 - Ah. - OK, change. 1035 00:41:54,795 --> 00:41:59,135 - I'm not an alcoholic, but I probably drink too much. 1036 00:41:59,236 --> 00:42:01,016 Whoo! - Hey, hey. 1037 00:42:01,116 --> 00:42:04,016 I'm Otis, and I love my country. 1038 00:42:04,117 --> 00:42:05,217 - Hello. - Hi. 1039 00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:06,297 - I'm Stella. - Oh, hi. 1040 00:42:06,397 --> 00:42:07,297 - Oh, sorry. - Wow. 1041 00:42:07,397 --> 00:42:08,857 - And I have two dogs. 1042 00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:10,217 - Oh, ooh. 1043 00:42:10,317 --> 00:42:12,977 I'm Suzie, and I have no dogs. 1044 00:42:13,078 --> 00:42:14,258 I hate dogs. - OK, change. 1045 00:42:14,358 --> 00:42:15,778 - I'm Danny. 1046 00:42:15,878 --> 00:42:17,618 My dad died, and I can't think about anything else. 1047 00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,819 - Lovely. OK, OK, spread out. 1048 00:42:20,919 --> 00:42:24,939 Now, we know that the theme of this week is pairing up. 1049 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,180 Remember, guys, best dancers get to pick their partner. 1050 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,220 If you don't get picked, you go home. 1051 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,340 So you want to be in the top half of the leaderboard 1052 00:42:32,441 --> 00:42:33,581 to ensure that you're a picker... 1053 00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:34,821 - Any idea? - And not a pickee. 1054 00:42:34,921 --> 00:42:35,821 - No idea. - Oh, good. 1055 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:36,941 I thought I was thick. 1056 00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:39,461 - No, you are thick, but... 1057 00:42:39,562 --> 00:42:41,782 - Nice to have you back, Pickles. 1058 00:42:41,882 --> 00:42:44,182 - Ooh. - And let's move those hips. 1059 00:42:44,282 --> 00:42:46,422 Sink it nice and low. 1060 00:42:46,523 --> 00:42:49,023 And hip, hip, hip, hip. 1061 00:42:49,123 --> 00:42:50,223 Step, step, step. - [laughs] 1062 00:42:50,323 --> 00:42:51,663 - Step, step, step. 1063 00:42:51,764 --> 00:42:55,584 ♪ ♪ 1064 00:42:55,684 --> 00:42:58,194 - ♪ Shake, shake, shake, Senora ♪ 1065 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:00,025 ♪ ♪ 1066 00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:02,145 ♪ Shake your body line ♪ 1067 00:43:02,245 --> 00:43:04,225 ♪ ♪ Work, work, work, Senora ♪ 1068 00:43:04,325 --> 00:43:06,585 ♪ ♪ 1069 00:43:06,686 --> 00:43:08,346 ♪ Work it all the time ♪ 1070 00:43:08,446 --> 00:43:10,266 ♪ Senora dances Calypso ♪ 1071 00:43:10,366 --> 00:43:12,346 ♪ Left to right is the tempo ♪ 1072 00:43:12,447 --> 00:43:14,147 ♪ And when she gets the sensation ♪ 1073 00:43:14,247 --> 00:43:16,867 ♪ She go up in the air, come down in slow motion ♪ 1074 00:43:16,967 --> 00:43:18,067 ♪ Jump in the line ♪ 1075 00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:19,347 ♪ Rock your body in time ♪ 1076 00:43:19,448 --> 00:43:21,268 Somebody help me! 1077 00:43:21,368 --> 00:43:22,428 ♪ Jump in the line ♪ 1078 00:43:22,528 --> 00:43:23,708 ♪ Rock your body in time ♪ 1079 00:43:23,808 --> 00:43:25,148 - Can you just get out of the way? 1080 00:43:25,249 --> 00:43:26,309 - ♪ Jump in the line ♪ 1081 00:43:26,409 --> 00:43:27,549 ♪ Rock your body in time ♪ 1082 00:43:27,649 --> 00:43:29,229 - One more. One more, one more! 1083 00:43:29,329 --> 00:43:31,749 Slide, step. Slide, step. 1084 00:43:31,850 --> 00:43:33,710 - Whoo! 1085 00:43:33,810 --> 00:43:35,710 [indistinct chatter] 1086 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:37,590 - ♪ Shake it all the time ♪ 1087 00:43:37,690 --> 00:43:40,070 ♪ Work, work, work, Senora ♪ 1088 00:43:40,171 --> 00:43:43,331 [indistinct chatter] 1089 00:43:45,051 --> 00:43:46,631 - OK, let's go again. 1090 00:43:46,732 --> 00:43:48,112 We have got this. 1091 00:43:48,212 --> 00:43:49,792 We're so close. 1092 00:43:49,892 --> 00:43:51,232 No one wants to go home tomorrow night. 1093 00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:52,512 Are you ready? - Yes, we're ready. 1094 00:43:52,613 --> 00:43:54,233 Come on. - Let's do one from the top. 1095 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,793 Let's stay focused but keep the fun, OK? 1096 00:43:56,893 --> 00:43:57,793 - Whoo! - All right. 1097 00:43:57,893 --> 00:43:58,953 - Come on! - Yes! 1098 00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:00,434 - All right. - Come on. 1099 00:44:00,534 --> 00:44:02,874 - OK, guys, let's get into this opening tableau. 1100 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:05,644 Hold this. 5, 6, 7, holding. 1101 00:44:05,735 --> 00:44:06,955 1, 2, 3. 1102 00:44:07,055 --> 00:44:08,315 [cheers and applause] 1103 00:44:08,415 --> 00:44:11,995 [Little Richard's "Lucille" playing] 1104 00:44:12,095 --> 00:44:16,635 ♪ Lucille, you won't do your sister's will ♪ 1105 00:44:16,736 --> 00:44:18,436 ♪ ♪ 1106 00:44:18,536 --> 00:44:23,596 ♪ Lucille, you won't do your sister's will ♪ 1107 00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:25,197 ♪ ♪ 1108 00:44:25,297 --> 00:44:30,157 ♪ You ran off and married, but I love you still ♪ 1109 00:44:30,258 --> 00:44:31,638 [cheers and applause] 1110 00:44:31,738 --> 00:44:33,638 ♪ I woke up this morning ♪ 1111 00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:35,439 ♪ Lucille was not in sight ♪ 1112 00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:36,959 ♪ I asked my friends about her ♪ 1113 00:44:37,059 --> 00:44:38,759 ♪ But all their lips were tight ♪ 1114 00:44:38,859 --> 00:44:40,679 ♪ Lucille ♪ 1115 00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:43,560 ♪ Please come back where you belong ♪ 1116 00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:45,040 ♪ ♪ 1117 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:47,360 ♪ I been good to you, baby ♪ 1118 00:44:47,461 --> 00:44:50,041 ♪ Please don't leave me alone ♪ 1119 00:44:50,141 --> 00:44:52,241 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1120 00:44:52,341 --> 00:44:59,501 ♪ ♪ 1121 00:45:06,744 --> 00:45:09,644 [cheers and applause] 1122 00:45:09,744 --> 00:45:12,084 ♪ ♪ 1123 00:45:12,184 --> 00:45:13,654 ♪ I woke up this morning ♪ 1124 00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:15,485 ♪ Lucille was not in sight ♪ 1125 00:45:15,585 --> 00:45:17,045 ♪ I asked my friends about her ♪ 1126 00:45:17,145 --> 00:45:18,845 ♪ But all their lips were tight ♪ 1127 00:45:18,945 --> 00:45:20,845 ♪ Lucille ♪ 1128 00:45:20,946 --> 00:45:23,726 ♪ Please come back where you belong ♪ 1129 00:45:23,826 --> 00:45:25,326 ♪ ♪ 1130 00:45:25,426 --> 00:45:27,446 ♪ I played for it, baby ♪ 1131 00:45:27,547 --> 00:45:30,727 ♪ And gave you such a wonderful start ♪ 1132 00:45:30,827 --> 00:45:35,007 ♪ ♪ 1133 00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:38,248 [cheers and applause] 1134 00:45:38,348 --> 00:45:40,568 [upbeat music] 1135 00:45:40,669 --> 00:45:44,409 - OK, so that was bonkers and brilliant 1136 00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:47,329 and only week two, oh. 1137 00:45:47,430 --> 00:45:50,730 We owe so much thanks to our choreographer, Ashley. 1138 00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:52,530 [cheers and applause] 1139 00:45:52,630 --> 00:45:57,170 And now the bit that makes my heart go dance crazee. 1140 00:45:57,271 --> 00:45:58,651 It's time to couple up. 1141 00:45:58,751 --> 00:46:01,091 Whoever doesn't get picked will be going home. 1142 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:03,252 And the voting is closed. 1143 00:46:03,352 --> 00:46:04,732 Who will be dancing with who? 1144 00:46:04,832 --> 00:46:06,412 You'll be voting for your favorite dancer, 1145 00:46:06,512 --> 00:46:08,452 and that will decide the order they get to choose 1146 00:46:08,553 --> 00:46:11,253 their Christmas companion for next week. 1147 00:46:11,353 --> 00:46:14,253 [cheers and applause] 1148 00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,854 - Yes! - Oh! 1149 00:46:15,954 --> 00:46:17,494 - Yes! 1150 00:46:17,594 --> 00:46:19,134 - We start at the top of the leaderboard, 1151 00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:21,904 and it is Danny Carno. 1152 00:46:21,995 --> 00:46:25,495 [cheers and applause] Danny, how you doing? 1153 00:46:25,595 --> 00:46:27,735 - Yeah, I'm all right. [chuckles] 1154 00:46:27,836 --> 00:46:29,736 It's been the hardest week of my life, 1155 00:46:29,836 --> 00:46:32,016 but this has, weirdly, for me been a respite, so... 1156 00:46:32,116 --> 00:46:34,736 - OK, so I will get into it. 1157 00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:36,817 You've been voted the best dancer here. 1158 00:46:36,917 --> 00:46:40,857 Who do you, Danny, want to dance with next week? 1159 00:46:40,957 --> 00:46:42,017 - Everyone here's a legend. 1160 00:46:42,118 --> 00:46:44,498 I'd happily dance with anyone. 1161 00:46:44,598 --> 00:46:46,218 Tab, would you dance with me? 1162 00:46:46,318 --> 00:46:47,298 - Yes! - Tab! 1163 00:46:47,398 --> 00:46:49,658 - Oh, look at that. 1164 00:46:49,759 --> 00:46:51,859 Ex-footballer and current footballer. 1165 00:46:51,959 --> 00:46:53,179 What a score. 1166 00:46:53,279 --> 00:46:55,299 Stella? - Go, Stella! 1167 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,700 - Who's it gonna be? 1168 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,060 - Zak...[laughs] 1169 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,220 Would you like to be my partner? 1170 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,300 - Yes, please. 1171 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,700 - Aw, Zak, how do you feel? 1172 00:47:02,801 --> 00:47:05,461 - Very happy. - Joy, here we go. 1173 00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:07,061 Up next. 1174 00:47:07,161 --> 00:47:09,581 - Benny. - [speaking indistinctly] 1175 00:47:09,682 --> 00:47:12,702 - So far, so heteronormative. 1176 00:47:12,802 --> 00:47:14,102 You're adorable. 1177 00:47:14,202 --> 00:47:16,462 Bailey Quinn. [cheers and applause] 1178 00:47:16,563 --> 00:47:19,623 Will it be Otis Carver, ex-military journalist 1179 00:47:19,723 --> 00:47:22,543 and activist, or your ex-wife? 1180 00:47:22,644 --> 00:47:25,584 - I hate having to do this, but I also have to, obviously. 1181 00:47:25,684 --> 00:47:28,224 But neither of these people deserve to be solo. 1182 00:47:28,324 --> 00:47:29,474 They're both better dancers than me. 1183 00:47:29,565 --> 00:47:33,585 But of course, I'm afraid it-- 1184 00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:36,105 oh, Otis. 1185 00:47:36,206 --> 00:47:40,066 I'm sorry, Otis, but it has to be my Suzie P. 1186 00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:42,946 [cheers and applause] 1187 00:47:43,047 --> 00:47:46,167 ♪ ♪ 1188 00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:49,907 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1189 00:47:50,008 --> 00:47:52,268 - No, thank you for making me look transphobic. 1190 00:47:52,368 --> 00:47:53,508 - [laughs] 1191 00:47:53,608 --> 00:47:54,788 - You were the best one out there. 1192 00:47:54,888 --> 00:47:57,268 - Oh, look, I'm gonna call Frank. 1193 00:47:57,369 --> 00:47:59,549 Will you hold the phone for-- wait, wait. 1194 00:47:59,649 --> 00:48:01,109 Hey! Hold it. Hold it. 1195 00:48:01,209 --> 00:48:02,389 Hey, baby. 1196 00:48:02,490 --> 00:48:04,750 - Hey! Did you see me? 1197 00:48:04,850 --> 00:48:06,150 Were you watching? 1198 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:07,310 - Mummy. 1199 00:48:07,410 --> 00:48:09,690 - Did you see Mummy? 1200 00:48:12,491 --> 00:48:14,991 - Sorry. Wait. 1201 00:48:15,091 --> 00:48:17,091 What do you mean? 1202 00:48:17,412 --> 00:48:19,452 No, he does have the channel. 1203 00:48:20,372 --> 00:48:21,792 Is it--right, is that what he said? 1204 00:48:21,892 --> 00:48:23,112 Is he there? 1205 00:48:23,213 --> 00:48:24,593 - Yeah, it's not your time, Suzie. 1206 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:27,413 It's not your time. Thank you. 1207 00:48:32,014 --> 00:48:34,014 - Did he hang up? 1208 00:48:34,774 --> 00:48:36,684 - Suzie, sorry, your dressing room is actually-- 1209 00:48:36,775 --> 00:48:38,635 - Just--please. 1210 00:48:38,735 --> 00:48:41,035 - Yeah, but we've been practicing, you know? 1211 00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:42,235 He wanted to watch. 1212 00:48:42,335 --> 00:48:44,715 - Don't let him ruin it. 1213 00:48:44,816 --> 00:48:46,276 Have you forgotten how doors work? 1214 00:48:46,376 --> 00:48:47,636 - What am I doing? 1215 00:48:47,736 --> 00:48:49,756 He's trying to take my kid away from me. 1216 00:48:49,857 --> 00:48:51,077 I'm just accepting it. 1217 00:48:51,177 --> 00:48:52,197 I'm not gonna get Frank for Christmas. 1218 00:48:52,297 --> 00:48:53,597 That's insane. - What? 1219 00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:56,037 No, he should be with his mum, first Christmas. 1220 00:48:56,137 --> 00:48:57,477 - Yeah, I know. - Here. 1221 00:48:57,578 --> 00:48:58,878 - What are we doing? I should get Christmas. 1222 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,878 - Right, there was some confusion over who was-- 1223 00:49:01,978 --> 00:49:04,358 we've moved your things to another--just for tonight, 1224 00:49:04,459 --> 00:49:06,479 we've got you a bit further down due to the confusion 1225 00:49:06,579 --> 00:49:07,999 about you leaving. - Ooh, a bit further down. 1226 00:49:08,099 --> 00:49:09,239 - It's actually bigger. 1227 00:49:09,339 --> 00:49:10,519 - Oh, yeah, bigger but further away. 1228 00:49:10,620 --> 00:49:12,080 How do we interpret that? - Look, I can say 1229 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:13,480 all the same things that he's saying. 1230 00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:15,200 I'm just too afraid, you know? 1231 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,960 Am I mad? God, am I mad? 1232 00:49:17,061 --> 00:49:18,401 Like, I have the same rights. 1233 00:49:18,501 --> 00:49:20,481 I literally built that child from my bones. 1234 00:49:20,581 --> 00:49:23,221 - You should have whatever you want. 1235 00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:26,482 - I'm not a bad mother, 1236 00:49:26,582 --> 00:49:27,802 I'm not a bad dancer, 1237 00:49:27,902 --> 00:49:29,322 and I'm not a bad person. 1238 00:49:29,422 --> 00:49:31,282 [tense music] 1239 00:49:31,383 --> 00:49:32,923 And I'm gonna win. 1240 00:49:33,023 --> 00:49:35,523 I'm gonna win. 1241 00:49:35,623 --> 00:49:36,883 [door slams] 1242 00:49:36,984 --> 00:49:40,144 [footsteps tapping] 1243 00:49:45,785 --> 00:49:52,405 ♪ ♪ 1244 00:49:52,506 --> 00:49:55,566 [electronic music] 1245 00:49:55,666 --> 00:50:00,286 ♪ ♪ 1246 00:50:00,387 --> 00:50:02,367 - I am back. 1247 00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:04,807 [indistinct] is here! 1248 00:50:04,908 --> 00:50:08,288 ♪ ♪ 1249 00:50:08,388 --> 00:50:11,288 [singers vocalizing] 1250 00:50:11,389 --> 00:50:18,549 ♪ ♪ 1251 00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:23,149 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 88046