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- What's your game here, dude?
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You're a garbage thief
who only cares about himself,
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but now suddenly you're helping?
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- The poodle and I
have an arrangement.
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I lend her the use
of my 10 little magic wands,
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and she doesn't lead her
no hair bear to the shed
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where I stay when it rains.
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You're done.
Next.
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- Um, what is this?
- Honey's new rain protocol.
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Can't have paw prints
on the carpet.
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No.
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The blow dryer
is an aggressive tool
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humans use to force animals to
conform to their standards...
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And I resent Honey
for imposing it on us.
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- Next.
- Wow. It is really coming...
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Ah!
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Armando,
what are you doing here?
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I told you that
a passionate affair
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between a swashbuckling coyote
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and voluptuous super canine
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can only end in heartbreak.
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- I'm willing to
take that chance.
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Oh!
I forgot you had jet paws.
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- I do. I do have jet paws.
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- Honey, Jill is on a rampage.
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Come quick!
I may have overstated it,
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but that's only because
my credibility is shot.
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- Where is it?
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Oh! A-ha!
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- This dangerous storm
is developing rapidly.
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Check back in later.
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- Hey, what do you think
is going on?
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- Uh...
Oh, no.
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These are all the thoughtless
gifts her mom has given her.
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That means...
- Grandma's coming to town!
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Oh, yes!
- But Chief,
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how can you be excited?
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Spending time with Nancy
puts Jill in a very fragile
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emotional state.
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Not to mention the fact
that Nancy hates me,
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which is just beyond.
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Is Uncle Nathan coming too?
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- He's not your uncle.
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Okay, Jill,
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don't let her
snuff out your light.
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- Hi, Mom.
How was the trip?
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- So you're not gonna say hello
to your brother?
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- He's not really...
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Hi, Nathan.
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- Hello, Chiefy.
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Euch.
- Euch.
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- Did you get
my compression socks?
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- Well, you just asked for them
30 minutes ago.
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- Either take me to Kohl's now
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or take me
to the emergency room later.
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- But...
- Storm. Storm. Storm. Storm.
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- The storm. Storm.
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Okay.
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- Bye, Lover Bird. Bye, Chiefy.
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- Hello, Honey.
- Nathan.
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- You're looking well.
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- What about me, Uncle Nathan?
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How do I look? Big and strong?
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- Oh, yes. Very strong.
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Say, Sport, why don't you use
that strength
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to let Uncle Nathan
out of his cage?
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- Don't fall for it, Chief.
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Remember what happened
last time.
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- Let him perch!
- I'm trying!
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- Even if I had hands,
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I wouldn't let you out
of that cage.
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- Did somebody say...
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- We're good, Raccoon.
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- Oh, pardon me.
Am I too close?
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- If you climbed through
my empty eye socket,
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and nestled into my skull,
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you still wouldn't be too close.
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Ah!
- Guys,
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why are you acting
like the people
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in Kevin's nighttime videos?
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Is something going on
with you two?
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- What?
No, this is just roomy talk.
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- Guys, you won't believe
what I just saw.
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I've... okay. I'm dry.
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- I'll be in the shed.
- Mm-hmm.
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- There was a coyote
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standing on top of the rock
near the backyard.
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- Armando?
- Who's Armando?
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- Oh. What? Armando?
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You said that, I think.
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- No. I said coyote.
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- Well, how'd he look, sad?
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Muscley? Why do I care?
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I don't. Let's begin.
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Jill's mother, Nancy,
came to town unexpectedly.
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So, uh, we have a guest today.
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This is Nathan. He's...
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- Honey's uncle.
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- No, he's Jill's mother's pet
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and he won't be interfering
at all.
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Not a peep.
So who wants to start?
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No one wants to share?
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This is a first.
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- If everyone is feeling shy,
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I'd like to discuss
why the elderly cat
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and the one-eyed cat lied
to the husky cat.
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- That's a peep.
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- They're obviously
more than friends.
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- Actually, no. I just asked.
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They're roommates
who are a little bit flirty.
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It's all inbounds.
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- Since we're talking romance,
sexual pivot,
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Darla, Lindsay, and I
are now a throuple.
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It is the stuff
that the most romantic
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and perverse fairy tales
are made of.
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- Ooh.
Shel, uh, I've asked you
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to dull down your visuals.
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Trust me, that was dulled.
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- Oh, you can't blame him,
Honey.
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Delusions are often more vivid
than real memories.
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- How dare you?
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The memories of our pound rounds
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are as real as this table.
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- Nathan,
I won't warn you again.
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Aw, sweet, fragile Elsa.
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I used to be scared
of storms too,
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but therapy has
totally calmed me.
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And it's all thanks to you,
Dr. Honey.
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Wow, Diablo, thank you.
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God. Did everyone hear that?
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- I heard a therapist blinded
by cheap praise.
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- Yeah. I hate this guy.
- I'm not a fan either.
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- Agree.
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- Same.
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- Ugh. You're all beyond help
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and only a fool
would waste their time trying.
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Luckily, you found one.
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- All right, enough, Nathan.
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You have disrupted this group
for the last time.
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- Honey, I think
I broke my eyes!
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- No, Chief.
The power went out.
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Okay. Is everyone all right?
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- I'm fine. Not scared at all.
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- I thought it was
kind of exciting.
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And the good news is,
now Nathan's gone.
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- Oh, no. Where is he?
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- Well, it looks like his cage
was knocked over.
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- The little door is open.
He must have flown away.
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- Well, there sure are a lot
of feathers on the ground.
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- Oh, my God.
- Hmm.
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All these clues tell me
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that your Uncle Nathan
didn't fly away.
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- Not my uncle.
- He was eaten!
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Ah-ah, oh!
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Chief, wake up.
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I had the worst dream.
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You were there,
and you were there,
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and you were there,
and Uncle Nathan was...
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- Eaten?
That was real, toots.
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I'm an orphan!
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- This might be a dumb question,
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but if Nathan was eaten,
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doesn't that mean
someone here ate him?
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- Tchotchke, where did you find
Jill's Casio Mini?
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Well, well, well.
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Well, well, well,
well, well, well, well.
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Looks like we've got
a murder mystery on our paws.
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- Yes, we do.
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Well, well, well...
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- I just did that.
- Sorry.
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What I was getting to was
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we do know that someone
in this room has killed before.
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- Yes, I have experienced
the joy of killing,
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but only in self-defense.
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- Okay, then,
why don't you tell us
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where you were
when the lights went out?
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- Shel, do you want to
tell them or should I?
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- Oh, go ahead.
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- I was hiding in a clog
when I felt it move.
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I thought maybe
it was the thunder,
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but when I peeked out, I saw...
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- Ah! Oh.
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- Oh, I thought everything
was going great
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with Darla and Lindsay.
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- I only said that
to not shatter your image of me
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as a sex-sual dynamo.
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The truth is...
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It was like I wasn't even there.
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A throuple fail
of epic proportions.
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So yes, I was with Bethany
while the lights were out.
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- Bethany?
Oh, the clog.
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- I just needed
to feel wanted again.
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- Well, I guess that clears
Shel and Nibbles of this crime.
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- Yes. And now I'd like
to pose a question.
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Which animal is known to be
the number one killer of birds?
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- Man.
- Cats!
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I'd like to hear alibis
from the felines in the room.
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Well, I...
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I was...
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- Oh, God.
- Okay.
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Oh, oh, icky.
Okay, you're cleaning that up.
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- Wait. You're gray,
but that hairball is white.
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- I guess the jig is...
how do you say?
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Up.
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I was with The Gray One
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locked in fiery grooming.
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- Yeah, we were.
- You guys are together? Aww.
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- I'm sorry to interrupt,
but can we move this?
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If I smell vomit, it makes me...
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- Diablo, are you back
on medication?
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- Yes.
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You've been so over the moon
about my progress,
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I didn't have the heart
to tell you
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it's because of the medicine.
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- Well, one doesn't work
without the other.
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Is anyone in this group
telling the truth?
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- I am. I'm an open book.
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No secrets, nothing to hide.
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- You do have one secret.
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He's actually a very nice guy
and a wonderful friend.
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I was in over my head
and Max came to my rescue.
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- I didn't do it
to be a nice guy.
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I did it because I was sick
of hearing you drone on
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about Lindsay.
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I thought it would
finally shut you up.
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- Well, you obviously
don't know me at all.
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Oh, no!
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Jill is five blocks out!
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And about to get her period!
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- Oh, no. Everyone out!
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- The flap won't flap.
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- Well, we all live here now.
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It's stuck.
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- We're trapped!
- Four blocks.
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- Trapped? Oh, no, no, no.
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This is a nightmare.
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- I'm having a great time.
- Not only has Nathan...
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- Uncle Nathan.
- Disappeared...
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- Been eaten.
- But when Jill gets home...
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- This group is gonna
be canceled
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faster than an Armie Hammer
dinner party.
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- Three blocks!
- Raccoon, help!
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- Ba-da-ba-da,
ra-ba-da-ba-da-ba,
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bum-bum-bong.
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- She's in the driveway!
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- And of course,
you forgot to lock the door.
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- Hide.
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- Hello, Chiefy.
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Did you have fun
with your Uncle Natha...
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Ahh!
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Nathan!
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Oh, not my Nathan.
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- It's okay, Mom.
254
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:11,148
Maybe the storm scared Chief
and he knocked into the table.
255
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,846
- Yeah. She gets me.
256
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,369
- I'm sure Nathan's
in the house somewhere.
257
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:15,718
We'll find him.
258
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,938
- Uch.
- Chief, you stay with Nancy.
259
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,635
I'll go with Jill.
260
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,508
- Nathan.
261
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,122
Where are you, Nathan?
262
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,126
- Ooh, that was...
- Lover!
263
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,084
- Uh-oh.
- Where are you?
264
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,739
Uh! Oh.
265
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,089
Nathan, come to your mommy bird.
266
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:42,179
- Nathan.
267
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,790
Nathan.
268
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,930
- Chico.
269
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,497
- I'm here,
but I'm not talking to you.
270
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,977
- Oh, come on.
271
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,414
Don't be mad at me
for being happy with Tabitha.
272
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,981
- If that's why
you think I'm mad,
273
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,070
then you're even dumber
than you must think I am.
274
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,385
- I understand why you didn't
say anything
275
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,647
about you and The Gray One.
276
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:18,041
You are totally
out of his league.
277
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,740
- It is not an issue of leagues.
278
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,959
- I feel so bad
for lying to Honey.
279
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,961
I just wanted her to think
I was making progress
280
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,528
so she didn't give up on me.
281
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:29,226
- Honey's never given up
on any of us.
282
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,750
- Aw, thanks, Nibbles.
283
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,927
- Should we kiss?
284
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,843
- I mean,
I wasn't feeling that, but...
285
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,453
- Me neither.
286
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,847
- I'm not mad at you
for being with Tabitha.
287
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,545
I'm hurt because best friends
tell each other everything,
288
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,286
so I must not be
your best friend.
289
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,201
- Ah.
Of course, you are.
290
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,551
Look, I'm sorry
I didn't tell you.
291
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:53,207
I promise to be mostly, totally
honest with you from now on.
292
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,730
- Thank you.
293
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,819
I hope Tabitha makes you
as happy as Kevin makes me.
294
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,213
I'm not sure
I'm ever getting out of here.
295
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,041
- I thought burying Lindsay,
296
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:04,479
the proverbial "ho" meant you
and I were becoming bros.
297
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,829
And I don't like the misogyny
in that term,
298
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,179
but the rhyme
is too delicious to pass up.
299
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,529
But evidently, I was wrong.
300
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,879
Wrong like Donkey Kong.
301
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,532
- All right! I'm sorry!
302
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,361
I'm sorry for what I said.
I want to be your bro.
303
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,580
- Do you mean it?
304
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:19,755
You're not just saying that
305
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,496
to get me to shut my trap.
306
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:22,714
- Of course, I am.
307
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,978
We have fun.
308
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,632
Well, aren't you
a tall drink of water?
309
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,896
- Come on, man,
keep it in your shell.
310
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,420
- I wanted to make sure
The Gray One really like me
311
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,117
before everyone find out.
312
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,337
Can't handle
another public rejection.
313
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,469
- He'd have to be crazy
to reject you.
314
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,776
You're a super fluff,
pretty cat.
315
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,864
- Thank you, Elsa.
316
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:45,346
You are short leg, eager face.
317
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,611
- Uch, I'm so cold.
318
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,221
- There, there, Mom.
319
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,396
- Should have been you.
320
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,616
- Detach with love,
detach with love.
321
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,574
I'll build a fire.
322
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,753
Oh, I think this wood got
a little... a little damp.
323
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,843
- This is why
you didn't get on "Survivor."
324
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,150
- You know what, Mom?
Why don't you go to bed?
325
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,283
Yeah, I'll keep looking
for Nathan.
326
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,765
The mean pig and the
sexy turtle are in the bedroom.
327
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,028
Go.
328
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,726
- Let me get you
an extra blanket.
329
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,469
- Dee-dee-doo-dah.
- Ugh.
330
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,340
What is that supposed to be?
- I don't know.
331
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,864
He's never done that before.
332
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:25,995
- Dee-dee-dee... dah.
333
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,825
- Is everyone okay?
- Yes, but no.
334
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,001
I have to get home.
My dad's probably worried sick.
335
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,308
- Oh, I can't even think about
how worried Kevin would be
336
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,700
if he was in town.
337
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:38,703
- How am I gonna get you
animals out of here?
338
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,836
Raccoon.
- Oh, hey.
339
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,620
Did you know that there was
a branch in front of the door?
340
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,622
- Little late. Everyone go.
341
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,798
- Wait. We still have
a mystery to solve.
342
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,452
Or has everyone forgotten
343
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,890
we have a vicious killer
in our midst?
344
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:54,023
- What?
Oh, right. Sorry.
345
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,944
- Someone here is responsible
for the murder
346
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,946
of Honey's favorite uncle.
- Not my uncle.
347
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,948
And we're not gonna solve
this mystery tonight.
348
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,558
Everyone has alibis,
349
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,909
and I think
we should just let it go.
350
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,649
- Not everyone.
There's one animal
351
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,521
who hasn't accounted for
their whereabouts
352
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,826
while the lights were out.
353
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,350
You.
354
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,963
- Tchotchke, enough.
355
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,834
While Tabitha and I were
cementing
356
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,706
our lifelong bond,
357
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,230
I noticed muddy paw prints
coming from the door
358
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,190
and going into the living room.
359
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,280
We were all thoroughly cleaned
when we entered.
360
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:36,109
And Raccoon buffed your nails
before he left.
361
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,241
Then I thought back
to the moments
362
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,461
before the lights went out.
363
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,986
- You've interrupted
for the last time.
364
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,770
- And that's when I figured out
365
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,164
the only thing
that could have happened.
366
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,019
- Really? That's the only thing
that could have happened?
367
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,761
- I would bet my vest that
if you showed us your paw,
368
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,023
there would be mud on it.
369
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,546
- That's ridiculous.
370
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,026
I would never kill Nathan.
371
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,202
And there's no such thing
as a Were-Poodle.
372
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,248
- Okay. Then lift your paw.
373
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:37,387
Show us your paw
and this will all be over.
374
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,132
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes.
375
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,525
Fine. Yes.
376
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,484
I did go outside,
but I did not kill Nathan.
377
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,705
- Then what were you doing?
378
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,054
- Um...
379
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,233
- Why did you go outside, Honey?
380
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,630
- Okay. Fine. Yes, I did it.
I did it.
381
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:06,155
I... I killed Nathan and... and I
buried him in the backyard.
382
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,462
I hated how he was treating
all of you.
383
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,682
And also because birds
as a species are disgusting.
384
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,033
I smell roast chicken.
385
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,643
- The first stage of grief.
386
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,907
- Yeah, well, mystery solved.
Everyone have a great night.
387
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,083
Drive safe.
That horrible bird is dead.
388
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,825
- Is that any way
to talk about family?
389
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,174
Nathan.
390
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,178
Surprised to see me?
391
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,311
- Uncle Nathan is so badass.
392
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,095
- We thought Honey ate you.
393
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:36,664
- You only thought that because
that's I wanted you to think.
394
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,709
But I'll tell you
what really happened
395
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,102
when the lights went out.
396
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,152
I stuck my claws through the
bars and unlocked the door.
397
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,852
And then I liberally
sprinkled the floor
398
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,636
with my own feathers.
399
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,247
Once I took flight,
400
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:59,121
I got a me-eyed view
of your sad little lives.
401
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,688
- Oh, yeah. That's it.
402
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,951
Oh.
403
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,214
- And then up the chimney,
I flew.
404
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:09,436
I just never anticipated Jill
successfully starting a fire.
405
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,178
I mean, we all saw
her "Survivor" audition.
406
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,875
- Nathan, why would you do this?
407
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,051
- One word.
Freedom.
408
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,618
When we come here,
409
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:21,056
I am banished to that
horrible cage, like an animal.
410
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,711
I overheard Nancy saying
that I would have to live here
411
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:27,062
once she's gone.
I can't have that.
412
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,109
So I decided
to turn Nancy on Jill
413
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:34,548
by using the one thing Jill
loves more than anything else.
414
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,506
You.
- Me?
415
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,769
- Oof, that was way
more than one word.
416
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,250
- If you can open the cage
whenever you want,
417
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,686
why did you ask me to do it?
418
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,646
- To almost pull off
genius schemes like this.
419
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,736
But at least I destroyed
your little group.
420
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,652
- You didn't destroy group.
- Not even close.
421
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,741
- But all you do is lie
to each other.
422
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,744
Honey's a fraud and she's not
qualified to help any of you.
423
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,399
- That might be true,
but she also cares about us.
424
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,183
- Gah. Pathetic.
425
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,185
You can have each other.
426
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,187
Ow.
427
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,975
- Nathan. Oh, my poor angel.
You're naked.
428
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,152
Muah! Muah!
429
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,718
- You all should go home now.
430
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,198
Your humans must be going crazy.
431
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,547
- Brava, Honey.
432
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:18,592
- Let's go, move it.
433
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:19,984
- Well, that was some session.
434
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,552
- Honey,
this is hard for me to say,
435
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,555
but I forgive you
for eating Uncle Nathan.
436
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,302
- I have a question for you.
- Raccoon.
437
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:37,437
- Why would you confess
to a murder you didn't commit?
438
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,830
- Um, well, I was just... um...
439
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,484
I don't know
what you're talking about.
440
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,834
- Yeah. I was kind of thinking
it might have something to do
441
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,533
with that hot-ass coyote
you've been eye-boinking.
442
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:49,623
But if you don't wanna
talk about it, that's cool.
443
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,539
Man, sure, it would be a shame
if your fancy friends
444
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:53,714
found out about him.
445
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,237
Or if Chief did.
446
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,240
- You wouldn't.
- I mean, I am a scumbag, so...
447
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,938
- Fine. I'll tell you
what really happened.
448
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,387
- Armando, I thought
you'd been struck by...
449
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,824
Whoa!
Is that a six-pack?
450
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,129
- You shouldn't be
out here, Honey.
451
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,174
It's too dangerous.
452
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,568
- Your chest is like, wow.
453
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,787
- I just wanted to make sure
you were okay.
454
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,267
Now get back inside.
455
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:29,402
- But...
456
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,925
- Go.
457
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:35,886
- Now you know everything.
458
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,236
Please don't tell anyone.
459
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,802
- Your secret is safe with me.
460
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,109
If you let me keep
the apartment...
461
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:43,329
year-round.
- You got yourself a deal.
462
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,461
- Pleasure doing business
with you.
463
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,898
Nailed it.
- Ow.
464
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,315
- Easy there, little fella.
It's okay.
465
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,491
Hold on.
I've got something for you.
466
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,019
You like to party?
467
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,294
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