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- Looking for someone Mr. Cervantes?
- Por favor?
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Nevermind!
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This way!
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- Good evening Juan
- Good evening
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- You only just made it?
- Si, si
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- Come along then, into the classroom
- ln a momenta! First l've to go some place
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- Well, don't be too long
- No, no
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Come on! This way, this way
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Good evening everyone
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Well I must warn you, l'm not in
the best of humours tonight
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ln fact, l have a serious complaint
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- Why not go to the doctor?
- lt's not that sort of complaint, Danielle
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l'm far from happy with your progress!
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l feel as if l'm banging my
head against a brick wall
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Oh blimey! lf you're doing that,
you'll be getting a headache
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I checked your homework last night!
Frankly, I think you're getting worse
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Max, the great form of address for a
cardinal is not 'west wing of the cathedral'
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l didn't now he'd moved!
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lt should have been your eminence!
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And Danielle, the word
'conjugate' is applied to verbs
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And has nothing whatsoever to
do with marital relations
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Oh, I am sorry!
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And as for you Ranjeet, some of
your answers mae no sense whatsoever
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That is because l'm not understanding
the gist of the questions
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So l'm answering different
questions that l do understand
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- That is not the object of homework
- Thousand apologies
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- Buena Serra
- Giovanni, what time do you call this?
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Ten past seven!
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- You're late! Haven't you got a watch?
- l had a watch! lt was a beautiful watch!
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lt was rustproof, shockproof,
waterproof! Everything!
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- The only trouble is, it wasn't
quite superproof - Superproof?
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Yeah, last night l'm working
in the restaurant!
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And oopsee daisy, l dropped
it in the soupiere
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Quiet!
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- Have you seen Juan?
- One what?
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- Juan Cervantes
- Scusi! No
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Where the devil has he got to?
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Perdon Senora!
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- ls OK my friend wait here for me?
- l don't now about that
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- lt's only till finish class
- All right then
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- You want a cup of tea?
- He not speak the English good
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Not like me!
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You wait here! No speak, no nothing!
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- OK?
- KO
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- No KO, OK!
- OK
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This evening we are going to
concentrate on the alphabet
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l'm going to go round the class
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And l want each of you to give
me a word beginning...
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with different letters of the alphabet
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Max, we'll start with you! A or a
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A desk
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- No Max, that's a D
- Alright, Dee Desk
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No Max, desk doesn't begin with the letter
A! l want a word beginning with the letter A
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- A door
- Good, Adore! Well done
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- Excuse please!
- Yes Ali
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l am not understanding why you are saying a
desk is not right but a door is right
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Well you see when Max said adore, he
was meaning the verb 'to adore'
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And although the sound is the same, he
didn't mean a door! For example this door
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- Am l right Max?
- Sure you're right! l am meaning any door
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At this rate, it will take us a
week to get through the alphabet
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We'll try again Max! Please
give me a word beginning with A
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And l don't want a something! Just
one word beginning with the letter A
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think of a fruit!
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- Apple
- Apple, good!
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Danielle, B!
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- B for brave
- Good
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- B for beautiful
- Thank you Danielle!
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- Anna, C
- Red
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- Red? What's that got to do with C?
- Red Sea
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l want a word beginning with the letter C
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- Cow
- Yes well done
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- Taro, D
- Ah so
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- Darko
- Darko? Well it's Dark
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- Dark
- Yes
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Jamila E
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- Effening
- Good, excellent! Well done
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- Giovanni F
- Fick
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- Fick?
- That's right
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There's no such word as Fick
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Sure there is! My boss is English
and he say lots of times
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- Fru fic and fru fin
- Your boss's grammar isn't very good
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And don't you dare say the old chestnut
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About his grammar being
very good for his age
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- l not say that
- Good
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She's dead!
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- l not say that
- Good She's dead!
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Quiet everybody!
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There's far too much
levity in this class
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Don't forget you have your
exams coming up shortly
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Now try and take it seriously please
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- Giovanni, a word beginning with F
- Female
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Good, well done
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Su Lee, G
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- Glate
- Glate?
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As in gleat wall of China!
Built by grolious Chinese workers
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Yes, thank you Su Lee
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- Perdon
- Ah Juan
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- We're just going through the alphabet
- Por favore?
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- A, B, C, D, E
- Ah si alphabeto
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A, B, C, D
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Can you give me a word
beginning with the letter H
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Por favore?
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- Palabra
- Ah palabra
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- Huly
- Huly?
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- Si, H'april, May, Hune, Huly
- No Juan, that's a J, July
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- l want the letter H
- Ah si Hacienda
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- l'll accept that
- Por favore?
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lt's alright, it doesn't
matter! Sit down
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- Ali, I
- You are what?
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A word begining with the letter I
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- lnfidel
- Are you meaning me?
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Sit down!
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- Ranjeet, J
- Jackass!
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- Are you meaning me?
- Most definitely
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l knock your damn turban
off you monkey face
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Quiet, please sit down both of you!
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- Danielle, K
- K for Kindhearted
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- Good
- K for Kiss
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l think that'll do Danielle!
Thank you
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- Max, L
- Elephant
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No Max, try again
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- Lovely
- Good
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- Anna, M
- Masterrace
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- Jamila, N
- Nitting
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No nitting begins with a K
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- What do you knit with?
- Ah... Wool
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No, what are these?
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- Needles
- Needles, excellent
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Well done! Giovanni, can you give
me a word begining with the letter O
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- 'Orrible
- No
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- 'Oliday
- No
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- 'Opeless
- Yes you are
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You keep dropping your aspirates
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l not drop nothing
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An aspirate is the sound
made by the letter H
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The words you gave me all
start with H, not with O
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- Scusi
- l want a word begining with O! Come on
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- Outside
- That's better
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- Excuse me Mr. Brown
- Hello Gladys
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Miss Courtney wants to
see you in the tea room
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Alright, l'll be as quick as l can!
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Giovanni, would you take charge of
the class while l'm away
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Si professori
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- l think you'd better come too Pedro
- Por favor?
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Miss Courtney has found
your fishy friend
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Are you going to answer me?
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What is your name?
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Who are you?
What are you doing here?
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- What seems to be the problem Miss Courtney?
- This is
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l just came in here and found him
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He seems to be some sort of foreigner
but l can't get a word out of him
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- ls he one of yours?
- No l've never seen him before
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You can find out what he's doing here!
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After all you do seem to have
a way with these foreign person
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l'll do my best
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Hello, what's your name? Name?
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Do you speak English?
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Parlez-vous francais?
Spracen de Deutsch?
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Parliamo ltaliano?
Habla Espanol?
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Well say something even
if it's only get notted!
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- Amigo
- Everything alright! Not worry
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- Juan, you now this person?
- Si, l tell you the truth! ls my brother
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- Your brother? l don't believe you
- OK, l tell you truth, ls not my brother
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- ls good friend! We sleep together
- Pardon?
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Not in same bed, in same room
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- Why don't you tell me the whole story?
- OK l make the clean chest
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- Breast
- Si
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- But you must promise not to tell nobody
- Let's hear what you have to say first
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His name is Boris! ls Marinero
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- Marinero?
- Si
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- He's a sailor
- Sailor
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- He's a sailor
- Sailor. Last night, he come in bar
where l work! He is rooshin
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- Rushing?
- Si
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- You mean he was in a hurry?
- No, no! He's Rooshin. From Roosha
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- A russian sailor
- Si
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We drink
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- Vodka
- Si vodka
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And he ask me for a mental home
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- He asked you for what?
- He say no go back to Roosha
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Ask me for a mental home, casa de loco
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- Asylum, Political asylum
- Si, si
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- He's a defector
- No, he's Rooshin
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- You not let them take him back
- Of course not
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This is a free country! lf he wants to stay
here, he's perfectly in liberty to do so
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Welcome to England Comrade!
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Silenzio!
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What do you want?
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You're supposed to be studying the books
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- Who say so?
- l say so
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Look professori he's put me in charge!
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You got to do what l tell you
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Now l am gonna ask the questions and
you gonna give me the answers
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- Ali
- Yes please
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What is a noun?
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Oh blimey, it is very simple!
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'Noun' is a lady who
is living in a convent
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That's a nun!
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Jamila, what is the plural of a thief?
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- The plural of a thief
- A thief
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- Robbers!
- No, no not robbers
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Look these are rubbers!
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- One thief, two...
- Thiefs
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That's better!
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- Max, what's the opposite of bitter?
- Lotta
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- lt's not right
- Sure it is
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Opposite of bitter money is lotta money
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Quiet!
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- Silenzio
- Thank you Giovanni, you can sit down now
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Juan l think it might be a good
idea if Boris sat next to you
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For your general information,
Boris is from Russia
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Much better he sit next me lather than
leplesentative of capitarist phirosophy
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Sorry to disappoint you Su Lee but
Boris has decided to change horses
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Blimey, is he a Russian cowboy?
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No Ali l meant he's decided
he prefers our
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democratic way of life
to the Russian regime
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- He's a defector!
- He's tlaitor! Better ling Lussian Embassy
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We will do no such thing Su Lee!
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Boris has made his decision
and after the class
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Miss Courtney will inform
the Home Office
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Who will then decide
whether he can stay
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- Why he wish to reave Lussia?
- l haven't the faintest idea
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- Maybe he's a spy
- Yeah a double agent
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Maybe Su Lee is right! Send
him back vere he came from
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He should be intellogated
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Sit down everybody!
Quiet, please! Sit down
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l'm sure Boris has a perfectly good
reason for wishing to remain here
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- Boris!
- Da Da
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Would you come out here please?
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Juan, does Boris speak any English?
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- l teach him a little
- Good
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- Why do you want to leave Russia?
- Por favore?
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l see you speak English
as well as Juan does
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lt's alright! Why do you
wish to leave Russia?
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Come over here!
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- Russia!
- Da Da
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- England
- Da Da
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Why you leave Russia to stay in England
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- A woman?
- Da Da
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- ls this true Juan?
- Si si
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Last night in bar,
he meet beautiful girl
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He has fallen, how you say,
heels over head
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- Head over heels
- Si
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- Sit down
- Da da
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00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:21,859
Vive l'amour Boris
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00:15:22,823 --> 00:15:26,259
Well Su Lee, l'm sure even you wouldn't
wish to stand in the way of true love
249
00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:31,533
- Tlue rove should be for state not individual
- Not this side of the iron curtain
250
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,895
Now where were we up to in the
alphabet? Which letter have we got to?
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00:15:35,024 --> 00:15:36,013
- P
- P
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00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:38,573
Suppose you give me a
word begining with P
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00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,265
- Plopaganda
- Propaganda
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00:15:41,385 --> 00:15:43,182
As used by decadent western world
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00:15:43,305 --> 00:15:46,981
To splead ries about
grolious peace roving Chinese
256
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:50,897
Su Lee, do you have to mae a political
speech every time you answer a question?
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00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:55,703
Yes! Chairman Mao, he say it
is duty of those who can see
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To guide brind to right of tluth
259
00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:00,535
The 8 points of attention are as follows
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Do not damage clops
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00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:04,697
Do not take riberties with women
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00:16:04,828 --> 00:16:08,537
Yes Su Lee sit down,
thank you! That will do
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00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:12,180
Ali give me a word beginning with Q
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00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,939
- Q
- Yes go on
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00:16:17,389 --> 00:16:19,984
- Q?
- Yes come on
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00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:23,944
- Q
- Ali, will you give me a word with Q
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00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,505
Oh blimey, I am giving it to
you three times already
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00:16:27,071 --> 00:16:30,905
Queue like bus, stop, queue
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00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,750
l see, l'm sorry! Well done!
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- Taro, R
- Ah so
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- Radio
- Good
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00:16:40,112 --> 00:16:42,182
- Ranjeet, S
- Eskimo
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00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:47,627
- No, Eskimo begins with E
- A thousand apologies
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00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,989
- think of word that describes you
- Stupid
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00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:55,709
Don't you call me stupid you
half witted pakistani popadom
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00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,993
Don't you call me Pakistani
papadom, you brown deaf chapati
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00:16:59,955 --> 00:17:02,185
All right, that'll do!
Sit down both of you!
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- Juan, T
- Por favore?
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00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,913
- T
- Ah tea, si
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00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:14,677
No it's not time for tea break
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00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:16,549
- Por favore?
- Never mind, sit down
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00:17:18,677 --> 00:17:22,033
- Excuse me Mr. Brown
- What is it this time Gladys?
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00:17:22,117 --> 00:17:24,188
- There's another one turned up
- Another what?
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00:17:24,798 --> 00:17:27,756
A rusky! l've just shown
him into Miss Courtney's office
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00:17:27,878 --> 00:17:30,837
l am Captain Yvan lvanovitch!
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00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,238
- Are you?
- Da
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00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:37,672
- And you are, Mrs?
- l am Miss Courtney
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00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:42,912
- A fine womans like you has no husband?
- No
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00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,077
l am understanding!
You prefer to have the lovers
290
00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:52,715
Certainly not! Now will
you please get to the point
291
00:17:52,841 --> 00:17:55,993
l have reason to believe
one of my men is here
292
00:17:56,122 --> 00:17:58,682
- Really?
- Come Mrs. Courtney
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- Miss!
- Miss
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00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:03,236
We both now he's here!
295
00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:06,002
He must come back to the
ship and return to Russia
296
00:18:06,123 --> 00:18:08,079
That is for him to decide
297
00:18:08,803 --> 00:18:09,713
Enter!
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00:18:10,163 --> 00:18:11,722
You wish to see me Miss Courtney?
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00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:15,723
This is Captain lvan lvanovitch!
Mr. Brown our English teacher
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00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,723
- How are you doing?
- Very well thank you
301
00:18:19,085 --> 00:18:20,962
And may l welcome you to
England! You and
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00:18:21,085 --> 00:18:23,553
your compatriot are
perfectly safe here
303
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,153
You don't have to go back to
Russia if you don't want to
304
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:29,277
- Mr. Brown
- Yes?
305
00:18:29,686 --> 00:18:34,966
The Captain has no wish to stay here!
He's come to take back the other person
306
00:18:35,087 --> 00:18:37,203
- But you can't do that
- Why not?
307
00:18:37,647 --> 00:18:41,242
He doesn't want to go back! He's met this
girl you see and he wants to get married
308
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:44,280
That is impossible! We are
only being here for one night
309
00:18:44,408 --> 00:18:45,761
lt was love at first sight
310
00:18:45,888 --> 00:18:50,724
- People do not fall in love at first sight
- English people do
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00:18:50,849 --> 00:18:53,727
l tell you he cannot be getting
an English wife
312
00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:57,000
- Why not?
- Because he already has a Russian one
313
00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:02,048
- Are you saying he's already married?
- Da Da, to Anastasia
314
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:05,042
Well, this puts an entirely different
complexion on the matter
315
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:10,689
l'm afraid we have no alternative but
to return your roving shipmate
316
00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:13,041
- Will you see to that Mr. Brown?
- Very well
317
00:19:18,132 --> 00:19:23,571
You are a woman of great
perception as well as being beautiful
318
00:19:23,973 --> 00:19:25,565
Thank you
319
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:30,251
You are reminding me so much of
your great national figure
320
00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:35,084
- Yes, people've said l resemble the Queen
- No, not the Queen
321
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,728
British Bulldog!
322
00:19:41,135 --> 00:19:43,046
Juan, l as you the question!
323
00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:47,291
- What is the name for a group of cows?
- Por favore?
324
00:19:47,856 --> 00:19:50,131
Hey come on!
You now what l'm saying!
325
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,565
You might fool professori,
you not fool me
326
00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:56,766
- What is the name for a group of cows
- l don't know
327
00:19:57,177 --> 00:20:00,010
- A herd of cows
- Por favore?
328
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:03,574
- A herd of cows
- Sure l heard of cows
329
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:08,608
Santa Maria, a herd of
cows is a lot of cows
330
00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:11,050
And you speak a lot of bull
331
00:20:12,899 --> 00:20:15,049
Thank you Giovanni
332
00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:17,018
Thank goodness you're back!
333
00:20:17,139 --> 00:20:20,530
l tell you professori l donno how
you put up with all these foreigners
334
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:23,815
Boris!
335
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:27,217
There's a friend of yours outside!
336
00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:28,979
He's waiting to take
you back to the ship!
337
00:20:29,101 --> 00:20:31,251
- Captain lvanovich
- Nyet
338
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:35,580
Not nyet! Da da!
He's told me all about Anastasia
339
00:20:35,822 --> 00:20:37,733
Anastasia
340
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:41,980
For your general information,
Anastasia is Boris' wife back in Russia
341
00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:46,214
Oh the randy old Cossac!
342
00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:53,776
- Will you permit me Mr. Brown?
- He's all yours Captain
343
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:59,617
Boris, Boris! You lousy cheat
344
00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:14,943
Alright come along now!
Pay attention!
345
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,705
We've had enough interruptions
for one evening
346
00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,818
What letter of the
alphabet were we up to?
347
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:21,019
Me, T
348
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,742
- Well Juan
- Tobacco
349
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,267
Tobacco, good
350
00:21:25,748 --> 00:21:28,865
- Max, U
- Me
351
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:32,743
- No Max, the letter U
- h'umbrella
352
00:21:32,869 --> 00:21:37,989
- Yes good but it's not
h'umbrella, umbrella - H'ocay
353
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:42,022
- Anna, V
- Vent
354
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:47,020
- Yes good, Vent as in 'air vent' -
Nein, as in I vent to vash my hands
355
00:21:47,711 --> 00:21:52,739
No Anna! Those words begin with
W! l want a word that begins with V
356
00:21:52,871 --> 00:21:55,625
- What instrument Yehudi Menugin play?
- A fiddle
357
00:21:56,752 --> 00:22:01,780
- A violin, V
- Wiolin, Ja
358
00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:07,948
- Danielle, W
- W for Warm
359
00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:10,069
- Good
- W for When
360
00:22:10,994 --> 00:22:13,827
l only wanted one word Danielle
361
00:22:14,714 --> 00:22:17,945
- Excuse me Mr. Brown
- What is this time Gladys?
362
00:22:18,074 --> 00:22:19,827
- He's back
- Who's back?
363
00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:21,707
Ivan the Terrible!
364
00:22:22,795 --> 00:22:24,023
He wants to see you
365
00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:26,269
Giovanni!
366
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:33,708
- Captain you wanted to see me?
- Yes Mr. Brown, could l...
367
00:22:44,878 --> 00:22:46,630
- Leave it to me!
- Thank you Mr. Brown
368
00:22:48,998 --> 00:22:49,908
Enter!
369
00:22:50,198 --> 00:22:54,989
Miss Courtney, we've got a bit of a
problem! Captain lvanovich is outside
370
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,235
Don't tell me his compatriot's escaped
371
00:22:57,679 --> 00:22:59,318
Oh no, Boris is safely on
his way back to the ship
372
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,994
Then why has the Captain returned?
373
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,314
He wants to defect!
374
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,156
He said like Boris he has
fallen heels over head in love
375
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,317
These foreigners are impossible
376
00:23:08,441 --> 00:23:11,990
Tell him to go away! His infatuations
have nothing to do with us
377
00:23:12,121 --> 00:23:16,718
l'm afraid this one has! You see
he says he's fallen in love with you
378
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:24,595
My little English Bulldog!
379
00:23:26,283 --> 00:23:29,878
l am loving you Mrs. Courtney29411
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