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FROM MO HWA-RAN

So she's Tae-gyung's mother...

I shouldn't say anything, right?

Is he all right?

It's his birthday today...

His heart must be aching too...

I'm so useless.

Water!

Thank you.

Lights!

That's strange.

This is strange too.

I'd kill for a cup of coffee.

A very hot cup of coffee.

It was you, Ko Mi-nam?

Ko Mi-nam?

What are you doing?

Tae-gyung.

Is this your part-time job? Delivering coffee?

Oh, I...

It was you, wasn't it?

The one who kept lurking around?

What are you playing at?

Did you see something?

Oh, so...

What I saw was...

I saw your present!

What?

My aunt opened a package delivered to you from the States

and I saw it.

Please forgive me!

I knew it.

So you've come to ask me for forgiveness again?

I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

You're offering me a bribe instead of just words now?

That's an improvement.

Oh, it's hot! Why is it so hot?

You said you wanted very hot coffee...

Tae-gyung. I know you might get even angrier if I say this but...

Happy birthday.

I'm sorry I caused more trouble on your birthday.

You can berate me as much as you like until you feel better.

What?

That makes it sound like I live for berating you or something.

Of all the birthday wishes, that was the most unexpected.

Tae-gyung!

Happy birthday!

Bribing and kissing up to people?

Ko Mi-nam,

you're improving by the day.

That's hot!

It wasn't anything, my goodness.

I should tape this back together so Mi-nam doesn't get yelled at.

Aunt Mi-ja, I'm about to have some tea. Would you like a cup?

What?

Oh, sure.

What a sweet gentleman Shin-woo is.

Nampo-dong, Busan's Legendary 17 Versus 1 Fight.

That was our very own Shin-woo!

Hey, Shin-woo?

You didn't get into fights or anything in school, did you? You didn't, right?

Well...

boys get into one or two fights in school.

So what,

he did get into fights?

Can I get some juice, Shin-woo?

Oh, this cream puff is good!

He eats like a beggar.

Princess Amy, the 23rd in line for the English throne

was Jermy's fiancée.

Hey, whelk.

Do you know

a Princess Emy or other?

You don't, right?

Amy?

We keep in touch.

So he does know a princess?

Wait a second.

So those legendary tales weren't all made-up?

Then wait.

There really is a secret behind the leader's birth?

Aunt Mi-ja, is Mi-nam upstairs?

Right, I think he went

to beg to your leader for forgiveness over this.

What's that?

Tae-gyung, you really don't have anything you want to do? It's your birthday!

I said I didn't, but you dragged me out here

so you think of something.

But whenever I'm with you, you decided on everything.

You hated me butting in or talking back.

I decided that you'll decide what to do.

So think of something.

What did you do on your fake birthday?

My fake birthday?

Yes.

We can do what you did on your fake birthday today!

I'll do it for you.

Okay.

You'll do it for me?

That's not a bad idea.

First, rent an indoor gymnasium,

preferably one that can hold about 15,000 people.

What?

And you can invite

15 singers, actors, and comedians

as special guests, I trust?

What?

Can you gather all the various news outlets

throughout Asia by today?

Your fake birthday party was that big?

Yes.

You seem to have a patchy picture of who I am because I share a room with

the likes of you, but I am actually all that.

Now, what will you start with?

The start to any birthday...

is seaweed soup!

SEAWEED SOUP

This is the only seaweed soup I could get at this hour.

Ko Mi-nam.

There's sesame oil in seaweed soup, yes?

Yes, it's not good if it isn't.

What do you make sesame oil out of?

Sesame seeds...

Oh, that's right.

You're allergic to sesame seeds!

I almost died on my birthday, thanks to you.

I'm sorry.

Moving on. What's next?

On your birthday, you should get a birthday present!

This is the only place nearby that sells present-worthy stuff.

You mean, the only place within your price range.

Choose anything you want.

They have all the pencils and clean notebooks that you use.

Oh! Tae-gyung!

Isn't this you?

What's me?

On here, on the ttakji! It's you!

What, why would I be on a ttakji?

His name's Tae-gyung!

And his eyes are all like this, it's you for sure.

What the heck is this?

Why is this here?

This one's Shin-woo and this one's Jermy!

Mr. An...

When did he even make and sell these!

Tae-gyung, look! There are stickers too!

That A.N.JELL ttakji is our best seller.

I guess I don't have one yet...

Ko Mi-nam. What are you doing? Let's go.

Mr. An told us he would only put these characters

in triangle kimbap and bread!

How dare he make these ttakjis?

Only the most popular people have ttakjis made of them.

Oh, and they said that yours is the number one seller!

Congratulations.

Oh, thanks so much.

Hope you get popular soon, so you can have your own ttakji.

All right, then. Let's see how well you fly.

What? That's it?

You think that's really it?

Move out of the way.

Here comes the Hwang Tae-gyung ttakji!

Shin-woo's went further!

You just watch. The real game starts now.

What the heck?

Look at that!

What? Why is mine the only defective one?

Call them. Return them all.

Did you see that? Shin-woo's went all the way over there!

Don't overreact, mine can go that far too!

Tae-gyung!

Oh, Jermy...

Did you see that?

I didn't, no...

Behold. This is the Hwang Tae-gyung Ttakji!

-Yes! -Where did it go?

That way, idiot!

Your birthday's almost over, Tae-gyung.

You didn't have birthday soup, you didn't get a birthday present.

I did nothing for you today.

It was certainly chaotic, but it was a good way to kill the time.

Otherwise...

The day would have been

devastatingly long.

Because of you,

because I had you,

I lost that precious thing.

Yes.

You must have been devastated because I left you.

But,

when I had lost him...

because of you,

I was devastated too.

Tae-gyung!

There are still five minutes left. Want me to finish it off?

How?

My Reverend Mother, who raised me,

used to always do this for me before my birthday ended.

What was it?

Don't get mad, okay?

If you think I'll get mad, don't do it.

You told me to decide for today, so I'll do what I want.

Today is the most precious day,

for you were born.

Thank you for being born.

Ko Mi-nam.

No informal speech. I won't have it.

Reverend Mother,

I want to give him all the warm consolation and comfort

that I received every birthday.

Please...

comfort him.

Your birthday's over now, Tae-gyung.

We should get inside quietly. Everyone must be sleeping.

Ko Mi-nam was pretty useful today.

For the security of the organization

and for her peace of mind

I tried to be cool.

But I didn't think it would be this hard.

Leader, I'm sorry about yesterday.

I'm so sorry.

Ma'am.

-Yes? -I'll look over you touching my package,

but I cannot be lenient on you touching me.

Oh, sure. Yes, got it.

Wow.

So we're on ttakjis too?

These are a bit silly.

They said they were all the rage among the elementary school kids.

Mi-nam's will be released soon.

I'm in charge of them.

Ko Mi-nam.

Which of these three do you think is the best?

I don't know...

They said Tae-gyung's is the most popular.

But what do you think?

Which one do you like the most?

Out of these...

I like this one the best.

Shin-woo's?

Why! Mine's cute too!

Do you really like Shin-woo's the most?

I just like

these kinds of smiling faces.

Yours is cute too, Jermy.

Yes? So that means I'm second, then.

You don't know the first thing about ttakjis.

The one that sells the most is the best one.

I can't believe...

You heard that, didn't you?

She likes Shin-woo the most.

Tae-gyung, could you keep an eye on Shin-woo?

Why should I?

You're last to her,

so you're the safest.

Let's keep a lookout when she's with Shin-woo.

I should go keep an eye on him.

I never went last in any popularity contests.

How dare you, Ko Mi-nam.

Whatever. It doesn't matter.

You get mad, you lose.

Freaking...

It's here?

Yes.

So, I really have to see Mr. An.

Tell Hoon-i, he'll relay it to him.

Well, I...

I just want to tell him thank you for everything.

I should say that in person.

He's with a visitor right now,

but you can wait here.

-Shall I, then? -Sure.

Thanks!

Oh, by the way, don't tell Mi-nam!

Since Hoon-i runs away whenever I mention money,

I better just take it up with the boss.

Excuse me! Hello!

Oh wow. This is for Tae-gyung?

You're going this far to ask him for the remake?

It's a bit complicated for me to give it to him directly,

so just give it to him for me.

Tell him it's for various reasons.

I'm really sorry, but I don't think I can.

He's allergic to pollen too, so...

Is he?

Nothing goes right with us, it seems.

I'll still let him know, though.

Anyhow, the song you requested, "What Do I Do?"

Did you work out the copyright issues with the original composer?

I heard he passed away.

Mr. Ko Jae-hyeon has kids who survived him.

I'm pretty sure they're living with a relative.

I'm looking for them right now, so it will be taken care of soon.

Miss! How much longer will he be?

A little bit longer, ma'am.

Okay, thank you.

This is so tiring.

If he's releasing a solo,

he'll make more money for sure.

And who else better to manage the money than me,

his only relative? Yes.

Oh, it's Mo Hwa-ran.

Hello! Excuse me!

You're Mo Hwa-ran, aren't you?

I'm such a big fan of yours!

Thank you.

Oh, hold on.

You were beautiful back then and you're still so lovely!

Can I get an autograph?

Autograph...

Oh, here we go.

-Can you... -Sure.

I really love all your songs, I really do.

Oh, my little brother composed a song of yours.

Is that right?

Yes, of course! It's...

This was so unexpected, meeting such a star. I'm blanking.

It was like, do something or other...

Give him my best.

Do something or other.

It was definitely like, "Let's do something somehow..."

Oh, "What Do I Do"! That's it.

Mo Hwa-ran...

When will I ever see Mo Hwa-ran again?

We'll film the two leads promising eternal love to each other today.

A heartbreaking scene. It's also the last scene,

so let's do our best!

If you break up, you break up. That's it.

Why is this scene even needed?

The director explained that there has to be a pretty scene like this

before a breakup to amplify the sadness.

Mi-nam, the director said we need to touch up on your makeup. Let's go.

I need to talk to the director more about this.

Let's find you another tie. Hold on.

She's so pretty...

I need a bigger mirror.

Oh, there was one over here.

These are so pretty.

I have a pretty hairpin too.

This one, that Tae-gyung gave me is pretty too.

This is all I need. Yes.

Is this too simple?

I think it's fine...

Why are you touching other people's things, Mi-nam?

That's mine, isn't it?

No. This is mine.

What?

That's strange.

Why does a guy have a hairpin like that?

It's my little sister's.

Little sister?

Okay.

I think it will look good on you too, Mi-nam.

You're cute and delicate, you'll pull off a female look perfectly. Don't you agree?

Yes, if we apply the right makeup, he might really pass for a woman.

You're so right. Let's try it!

You'll be so cute just applying this.

I want to see!

I don't want to. Stop it, please.

It's just for fun, don't be like that.

Hold him.

Hold still now, I'll put some on you.

Stop it, please.

Hold tight.

All right, here we go.

This isn't funny. Stop it.

Ko Mi-nam told you "No"!

It was just for fun.

Mi-nam, did I make you mad? I just wanted to be friends.

No, I'm all right.

Are you really all right?

Yes. What brings you here?

We heard it was your last day of shooting so we tagged along with Mr. An.

You look great today.

You really look like a handsome man!

Did you eat?

I hate her so much.

I have half a mind to spill everything and blow her stupid cover.

No, then it's the end for me and Hwang Tae-gyung too.

I don't want that.

All right then.

you're very sad, mournful,

as you're putting the ring on each other!

Okay.

Now gaze into each other's eyes sadly, ever so sadly!

Now, Tae-gyung! lean in, slowly, that's it!

Mi-nam, you're doing great!

Nice.

Doesn't this remind you of that day?

Why should it? It was and still is just an act.

It's nothing memorable.

An act...

Why isn't he giving us the cut?

This is way too long.

He must not be satisfied with our acting.

Let me do it properly so we can end this.

Cut!

Okay! That's a wrap!

I knew it.

The vibe is really different with actual lovers. That was great.

-Thank you. -Good work.

Did I surprise you?

Just relax. Look how quickly we ended with proper acting.

"Relax"?

What's wrong with that Fake Fairy?

Ko Mi-nam!

You were amazing, Ko Mi-nam!

Thanks, Jermy.

Go change. Mr. An is throwing a wrap-up party!

Let's go!

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Sure.

I'll wait for you. Let's go to the party together.

Sure! Let me take care of the sponsorships first.

It's Ko Mi-nam's.

Get it dry cleaned and back to the sponsors.

-Yes, ma'am. -Make sure to return it in time.

Yes, ma'am.

He-i, let's go!

Yes!

Ms. Wang!

Have you seen my clothes? The one I wore before.

What's wrong?

Where did it go? It's gone.

Did you see anything in here?

I didn't see anything, no.

Where did it go?

Make sure you look carefully, just in case you miss it, Mi-nam.

I'll head out first, come to my car, okay?

Oh, sure.

What are you looking for? We have to get going.

I have to find it. Go ahead without me.

What are you saying? This is a wrap-up party for your music video! You must go.

Look for it later.

-No, I-- -Let's go,

-they're all waiting! -I...

I have to...

To the success of Ko Mi-nam's single album! Cheers!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Congrats!

Ko Mi-nam! Have a glass!

Yes, have a glass.

Mi-nam, drink up, come on!

The shoot ended well, but why the long face?

Did something happen?

I lost something really important.

Yes?

If it's that important to you, let's go look for it after.

I'll help you.

Really? Thank you, Shin-woo.

I'm telling you, get a chopper in the air and throw in an explosion!

My idea isn't bad!

Hey. Tae-gyung.

Look.

You get Mi-nam. I'll mark Kang Shin-woo.

Okay, here we go.

Yes, Shin-woo, I had something to tell you.

Look at her face change the moment Shin-woo leaves.

She's got some guts.

She's going to get caught at this rate.

Why you...

You only act close to me when you need something from me,

but you won't even look at me now?

-Hey. -Where are you going?

Hey, take a shot before you go!

This is so cheap.

Guess she really is a girl seeing how she wants stuff like this.

Let's see how agitated Ko Mi-nam can get, yes?

PRICE 3000 WON

Mi-nam, what are you doing? It's your party.

Hey... That hairpin.

What?

That hairpin... You found it, right?

What are you talking about?

That's my hairpin. The one you saw before.

What? What do you mean?

Why would I find another person's hairpin and pin it on my head?

This is mine.

But it looks exactly like mine.

You mean yours looked exactly like mine.

Did you lose yours?

Oh, you poor thing.

Didn't you say it was your sister's? How did this happen?

It looks so much like mine. Can I have a look?

Do you really want this that badly?

It feels like your sister's an excuse,

and in fact it's you who's desperate to get it.

You're acting like a girl.

It's so weird for a guy to carry a hairpin around. You're not a girl.

Forget the hairpin,

and buy your sister a better one when you see her next time.

Yes. You're right.

It's best I don't look for it.

For the next music video...

Of course!

Mr. An!

I'm heading out early with Mi-nam.

What? Why? We're just getting started!

Mi-nam lost something on site so we're going to go look for it.

Yes? Okay, go and come right back after you find it.

Shin-woo, I didn't finish what I wanted to tell you! You can't leave!

I have to go with Mi-nam--

Oh, well,

Tae-gyung! You go with him.

Shin-woo and I have things to talk about. Thanks, Tae-gyung.

So about the ttakjis. I was thinking...

Yes, Shin-woo seems busy. You go, Tae-gyung.

What did you do now, Ko Mi-nam?

Hwang Tae-gyung!

Are you going to go take care of Ko Mi-nam again?

I mean,

she's so out of it all the time, it must be tiring to take care of her.

Yes. It's tiring.

Because she's not good at faking and lying, unlike you.

No, I think she's pretty good at them.

She demanded I give her my hairpin because it was the one she lost.

Guess her girl side came out and she was jealous.

What?

Wait. That hairpin...

Yes, this one.

She told you she lost that one?

This one is mine.

I just told you, she lost hers and kept insisting I give her mine.

Probably because it was the exact same one.

Did you even see hers? I did and it doesn't look like this at all.

PRICE 3000 WON

Hey, Fakey. Do you know how much that hairpin is?

It's cheap.

Like, 3,000 won?

No. It's worth 100,000 won.

What?

Give it here. That's Ko Mi-nam's.

How do you know that?

I bought it for her, so I know it very well.

Give it to me.

You bought it?

For Ko Mi-nam?

Yes, I did.

And you just had to lie and steal it from that clumsy idiot?

Give it to me. Now.

Good thing you're not embarrassed about lying in front of me.

Otherwise, how mortifying must this have been?

Ko Mi-nam.

I heard you lost something.

Yes.

I lost the hairpin you bought for me.

You're so annoying.

You couldn't keep your head together for one second?

But no need to be so upset.

I'm all right.

You are?

I won't look for it. It doesn't suit me anyway.

I hope someone else finds it

and uses it well.

Fine. Don't look for it.

That hairpin ran away because it knew it didn't suit you.

I'm sure it's happy now with a new owner.

That's what I hope as well!

Forget it, Ko Mi-nam.

Don't you think about looking for it.

If you do, I'll kill you.

I won't!

Hold it in, control yourself.

KO MI-JA, 010-5374-8255

You found her already?

Yes, just the phone number though.

It seemed like she didn't have a permanent address.

Well, if we have the phone number, we're set.

It seems that she's currently going through some monetary issues.

All the better for me.

If she needs money,

settling for a sum in exchange for the copyright should be easy.

Will you contact her directly?

Is there really nothing left to sell?

Any of Leader's stuff will go for a high price...

Is this Miss Ko Mi-ja's cell phone?

Who is this?

Your brother...

was Mr. Ko Jae-hyeon, right?

Yes?

There's something concerning him that I have to talk to you about.

I was hoping we could talk in person.

Yes!

Oh, there! Yes.

Yes, I'll see you there, then.

May I get your name--

Hello?

What the heck, she just hung up on me!

"Contact my secretary"?

Is she a high-ranking person?

Who could it be?

Anything worth selling? Leader, I'm sorry!

MO HWA-RAN TIME FLYING BACKWARDS

Jae-hyeon.

It will all work out.

Soon...

I will be able to meet these kids as well.

They must be a grown up by now.

-Oh my goodness. -Get off the stage!

I can't look!

Wasn't tonight super fun? I think it will go down in history!

Quiet, Mi-nam's sleeping.

Oh, is he?

Wait, didn't he say he was going to go look for something?

He decided not to.

He said he wasn't in the circumstance to keep it.

What was it?

I don't know.

But he seemed worse off when he said that

than when he was flustered

about losing it.

Maybe because he knew he couldn't find it even though he wanted to?

Whatever it may be,

that's really sad. I feel bad for him.

Just say you want to find it if you want to.

Why say you don't want to and get me into this complicated mess?

I told her not to go look for it, but if I give it to her saying I found it,

I'll look like a fool.

Forget it. I won't give it to her.

No.

Let's be calm and think it through.

What can I do to give this back to her

without looking like a fool?

This pig rabbit is annoying me to death!

Yes, that's it.

Pig Rabbit!

Damn...

I must find one rabbit and one pig.

It's a rabbit!

Pig...

A pig!

Now, it's time for surgery, you two.

This is about the right length.

Pig.

I need your nose.

This will require utmost precision.

Oh, dear.

Success!

Ten minutes have past.

Now, let's see how well it stuck.

Perfect.

I will give this to you, Pig Rabbit.

There.

Now, let's go to Ko Mi-nam.

A rabbit with a pig's nose.

A pig rabbit?

A pig rabbit... Is this me?

Wait!

My hairpin!

Why does she have it?

You're in a good mood today.

When I woke up today morning there was a present at my bedside.

Santa must have came by or something!

Right.

You must have been dreaming again.

You must have caught a cold.

Ko Mi-nam. Drink some water.

Mi-nam, you sound like you have a cold, have a warm cup of tea.

Ko Mi-nam! Juice delivery! Have some juice.

What do you want to drink, Mi-nam?

Do you want tea? Water?

Juice?

I want...

I think something warm.

Ko Mi-nam. Drink this too, juice is good for colds too.

All right, A.N.JELL! Let's see you express your signature color.

Make sure it fits the image.

This is so sour, my tongue's going numb.

Why the heck am I Lime?

Can't I change the color?

Like Yellow! That banana looks good.

Tae-gyung. Eat a bunch of these and you'll want to throw up.

It wants to eat me or something. It keeps biting me!

I really do like flowers.

Ko Mi-nam. Don't come near me. You're getting pollen all over the place.

We have barely started, you can't get tired already!

Look at how many we have got.

It's going to be hard eating them all.

My tongue will rip out if I do.

I'll turn into a monkey.

I'll do my best!

Why? Want to get in the advertiser's good graces?

Flatterer.

Calm down, kiddo.

All right, A.N.JELL! You're shooting well so far, yes?

I brought someone for support so you can cheer up!

Ta-da!

Honey, your color's Lime? That's my favorite!

It's perfect.

Women in their twenties and thirties prefer that color the most, so Tae-gyung.

The cute yellow that kids love is for Jermy.

Black for Shin-woo, whose calm disposition makes him a favorite among guy fans.

And Mi-nam is white for his innocent image!

Aren't they perfect matches?

So that means Tae-gyung is the most popular with women.

I should be happy about it, right, Mi-nam?

Of course! Thank goodness they do even like him that much, really.

"Thank goodness"?

Yes. All you do is scowl but they love you and not hate you, thank goodness.

You're the coolest, Tae-gyung!

Then what color do you like the most, Mi-nam?

Oh, I...

I'm a guy, so...

I like black, the color guys prefer.

Black?

Oh my.

I can't believe this, my goodness.

The one looking for me was

none other than you, Miss Mo!

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Are you really Jae-hyeon's...

Are you really Mr. Ko's

older sister?

Yes, I am!

Ko Jae-hyeon, Ko Mi-ja.

We are siblings, yes we are!

I told you when we last met, remember?

Or you don't remember...

I told you my brother made you a song.

It was "What Do I Do?"

Where are Mr. Ko's children?

Excuse me?

Twins, right? A boy and a girl.

Right?

Yes.

I must...

meet those children.

Where are they now?

Can I meet them immediately?

Are you sure you don't have a cold?

Want me to go buy some medicine?

Mr. Ma gave me some medicine to take.

I'll go take one.

I hate her!

Why are they treating her like glass? Like, what is she even?

Ko Mi-nam.

I really couldn't care less about your preferences

but it irks me that you keep treating me this way. It irks me very much.

Tae-gyung. Just pay no heed to my preferences, like you have been doing.

My ttakji sells the most,

and I rank number one on all the popularity contests.

Who are you to challenge that?

Okay, I understood.

All the first places are yours, Tae-gyung!

Hold on.

Tell me honestly.

What's your favorite color?

What?

I said it was black already...

Yes, a made-up answer because you're pretending to be a guy.

What's your actual favorite color?

What?

Well, which is it?

Tell me. As your true female self.

To be honest...

I like the color white.

Look at you slithering your way out.

Ko Mi-nam. You've gotten better at making up answers too.

Just improving day by day?

I can't.

I can't have my nose turn red, we have to shoot soon.

I'll wash my face instead.

Hwang Tae-gyung.

Have you been regarding Ko Mi-nam as a woman?

Are you here?

What?

You are.

Ko Mi-nam. Get out here.

He-i.

I thought you walked into the wrong one

so I came after you to help you out.

This is the men's room...

Yes, it is the men's room.

So why are you here?

You should be at the women's.

You're a woman, Ko Mi-nam.

I know everything.

I can't stand you strutting about any longer.

Follow me.

What are you doing? Let go!

He-i, let go of me! Please!

Shut up!

-He-i! -Come on!

You were having the time of your life as a fake guy, hanging out with them, right?

Which color do you like the most?

Yellow?

Black?

Or...

Lime?

He-i.

Don't say my name.

Tell me. Who do you like the most?

Want me to be specific?

Jermy? Kang Shin-woo? Or...

Hwang Tae-gyung?

Subtitle translation by Grace Kim