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Guys... I have to tell you about
this dream I had.
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No. Eric, I can't hear another one
of your lame dreams.
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"Guys, I dreamt I was purple and I could fly
and Luke Skywalker was my lab partner."
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No. It was about Donna.
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Okay, it was five years in the future.
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Five years in the future?
Did you see Jackie?
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How's she holdin' up?
Do I need to get out now?
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Hyde, in my dream, Donna gave up
her life plans to be with me.
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And she was so miserable,
she left me.
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That's it ?
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I took my feet off the table
and turned slightly to the left for that?
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Look, you guys, what if I really am holding Donna
back.. and she just doesn't realize it yet?
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I feel like I could be
ruining both of our lives.
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Eric, relax, okay? It's just a stress dream,
'cause you're gettin' married tomorrow.
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Now I had a dream last night that's worth telling.
Okay, Donna was in a wet t-shirt contest...
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No, I can't. Forget it.
It's too dirty.
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So who's gonna be your best man?
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Oh, you know what? Why don't you guys
just decide who my best man is?
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Whoa, you want us to choose? Well, if that's not
an invitation to dress a dog up in a tuxedo,
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I don't know what it is.
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All right. If anyone should be
the best man, it's me.
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I'm gonna be a father,
so I really need the money.
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You don't get paid to
be the best man.
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You do it for the satisfaction
of nailing the hottest bridesmaid.
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It's in the bible.
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Well, I can't do that,
'cause I'm bringin' Brooke.
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Yeah, we're getting pretty serious.
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Girls, man.. you get 'em pregnant,
they get all clingy.
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hey, on earth, green means go!
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Gosh, I didn't know they let
brain-dead morons drive cars.
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And I didn't know they let brain-dead morons
into the Police Academy.
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Oh, they do!
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Brooke?
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Hi, Michael. This is my mother.
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Yeah, we.. we met.
It didn't go very well.
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Here she is.
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Welcome, or as I like to say,
happy trailers to you.
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A trailer.
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Well, son, you finally made it.
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Well, and.. and.. and just look
at all the nature.
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I mean, right in your front yard,
you have a beautiful apple core.
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Donna... don't take offense, but
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a trailer? I think you
could do better.
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Oh, that's funny. I was
just thinking so could my dad.
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Hey, watch it, Donna. She's wrong, Pammy.
I can't do better than you.
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I've tried and failed on
several occasions.
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Oh, bobby. Oh, I think I hear a chicken.
I'll be in the car.
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I'll go with you.
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We're in the honeymoon stage where
she doesn't mind if I get handsy.
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Well,
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I think this place is great.
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You can just drive your car right up to it,
and then you have a walk-in closet.
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And look at our teeny,
tiny bathroom.
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Eric, can I talk to you privately
in the living roo..
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..the, uh, dining...
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..the left front quadrant?
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Son...
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living here is a real bad idea.
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There's no privacy. Where will you hide
if Donna has a chore for you?
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You'll have to dive under the trailer.
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Honey, would you help me unload some
groceries from the car?
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See what I mean? I'm cornered,
like an animal.. Coming, honey.
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Your life is gonna be a living hell.
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So... home sweet home.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Donna, um... hey...
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Um, don't take this
the wrong way, but...
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is this really what we want?
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What? Of course it is.
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Why?
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I don't know. I just... you know,
it's such a big step. And,
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I just really want to make sure
this is what we want, what you want.
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Eric, the life I want is with you.
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I love you.
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Yeah, I know, but..
wait a minute.
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This isn't about this place.
This is about me.
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No. Are you having
doubts about me?
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Because if you are, tell me now. Don't wait,
like, ten years from now when we're
both too fat to get dates.
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No, no, no, forget it. I'm happy.
I'm happy, happy, happy, happy.
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Okay, now you're saying
"happy" way too much.
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Uh, because I'm very happy.
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If I were less happy, I'd say it less.
I think that's how language works, Donna.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna go pump out the toilet.
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So Forman nixed our best man idea.
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Apparently you wearing a giant trench coat
and standing on my shoulders isn't classy.
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Not classy? Did you tell him I'll be wearing
a plastic flower that sprays water?
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So let's just do rock, paper, scissors
to see who the best man is, all right?
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No, no, no, no. I hate that game.
I always lose.
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'Cause you always pick rock.
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That's because nothing beats rock.
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Paper beats rock.
Those are the rules.
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Eh, not buying it.
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Fine. We'll play a new game.
How about
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cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb?
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Foot squashes cockroach.
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Nuclear bomb... blows up foot.
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And cockroach...
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survives nuclear bomb.
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Oh, that's great.
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I'll be nuclear bomb.
Nothing beats nuclear bomb.
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I just told you, cockroach
beats nuclear bomb.
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Oh, we'll see about that.
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Laurie,
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it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in a
wedding dress. Make sure Eric doesn't come in.
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What, you want Laurie
to guard the door?
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She's never kept a man out of
anywhere in her entire life.
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That is not true.
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Jackie, watch the door.
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So... Donna, rehearsal dinner tonight,
wedding tomorrow, you excited?
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Um, actually, I'm a little nervous.
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Oh, that's just cold feet.
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Yeah, but here's the thing--
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whenever anyone's nervous about marriage,
everyone says it's just cold feet.
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But half of all marriage send in divorce,
so half of those people getting married
should have cold feet.
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But by the time they realize their feet
were right, it's too late.
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Too late!
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How do I know what to do?
There is no answer!
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I can't breathe.
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How you feel is totally normal.
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A lot of the guys that I'm dating were nervous before
their weddings, but now they're all happily married.
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You do make a mother proud.
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Ready?
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One, two, three.
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Cockroach beats nuclear bomb.
That is 38 wins in a row.
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I think it's safe to say
that I'm the best man.
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No, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I just noticed something.
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Cockroach always wins.
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One more time, for all the marbles.
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Fine. One, two, three.
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Foot, I forgot about foot.
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So foot always wins.
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One more time.
Winner, best man, period.
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One, two, three.
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Bomb?! Nuclear bomb beat foot. It's like
everything in this game loses to something else!
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Yes, it's exactly like that.
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Wait, except...
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aha.
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I was so blind.
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Nuclear bomb beats everything.
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One more time, winner take all.
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One, two, three.
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I'm going home.
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Boy,
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wish I had a dollar for every awkward lunch I've had
with my mom and a strange guy that knocked me up.
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come on, guys, we have to get past this.
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- The baby's coming in a month.
- Oh,
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and Michael's willing to wait that long.
I'm surprised he doesn't just honk his horn
and try to scare it out in a week.
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Hey, if I wanted to scare a baby,
I wouldn't honk.
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I'd wear a mask and
make ghost sounds.
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You were still rude.
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I think it's common courtesy to wait
30 seconds at a green light before honking.
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Pass the rolls, please.
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Pass the rolls, please.
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I will, but I feel it's common courtesy
to wait 30 seconds before passing the rolls.
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Hey, I just remembered there's
another room here.
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So, Michael, I haven't told Brooke yet,
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but I'm here to take her home to Chicago
to have the baby and live with me.
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What? No, but I'm not in Chicago.
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That's its major attraction.
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Oh, yeah? Well, what about the lake?
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Jackie, do you think Eric and I
are making a mistake?
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You are.
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But Eric's just praying this whole thing
goes through before you notice.
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No, I'm serious. Up until now, everything in our
relationship has been really great..
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our first date, our first kiss,
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even getting engaged.
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But now, in the pit of my stomach,
I feel really sick.
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Come on, Donna, you and Eric
are meant to be together.
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You're like a fat girl and a cat.
It just works, you know?
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Oh, come on.
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All right, look, I'm gonna go
pick up my dress.
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And I'm gonna try not to look prettier
than you, but I can't promise.
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Oh, god, I can't do this.
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Okay, let's get a picture
of the wedding party.
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Oh, mom, would you fix your top?
This isn't "playboy."
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She's fine. Don't fuss with her.
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Kitty, correct me if I'm wrong,
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but at a wedding rehearsal, isn't it tradition
for the bride and groom to.. well, you know,
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show up?
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Red, they will show up.
Everything is just fine.
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Eric better have a good
reason for being late.
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There's only two acceptable excuses
for tardiness in a Pinciotti household.
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One.. traffic was terrible.
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Two.. I should have left earlier,
but I was doin' somethin'.
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Well, Donna's not here either. Oh,
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maybe her new house ran out of gas.
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I'm sorry I'm late. Oh, good,
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They're here. I told you everything would
be fine. Eric and Donna are here.
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What? No, Eric's not with me.
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He's not here ?
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Oh, maybe he's stuck in traffic.
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What traffic? 90% of this town's
population is in this room.
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Look, you can't take Brooke to Chicago.
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We're gonna raise our baby
together... here,
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- Okay? We had it all figured out.
- Oh, really?
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So where were you going to live?
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Are you planning to get married?
And who's gonna stay home with the baby?
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No, tha..
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we figured out other stuff,
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like she's gonna be the one that
does the breast-feeding.
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And then if someone needs
to go bowling, I'll do it.
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Now I appreciate your concern,
but I'm gonna do what's best for my kid.
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Well, then think, Michael. You're going away
to the Police Academy for the next six months.
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You don't have the time to help
Brooke raise a baby. I do,
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and I have a house and a backyard
and an extra bedroom, and I love Brooke
more than anything in the world.
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How can that not be
what's best for her?
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So, um...
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how's the big argument going?
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All right, Brooke, um...
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your mom and I thought that, um...
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maybe since I'm gonna be
at Police Academy, that
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you might wanna have
the baby in Chicago.
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You know, just so you
have your mom there.
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Just for now.
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Oh, my god, Michael.
Thank you so much.
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I'll come visit, and it'll be great.
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What do you know?
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You're a gentleman.
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And your daughter's a lady,
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all except for the bathroom sex
that resulted in our child.
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Kitty, Eric is over two hours late.
Let's go home.
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He's not late, Mr. Forman. He didn't show up
because he doesn't want to marry me.
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Hey, you don't know that.
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Maybe he's just playing hard to get.
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I'm gonna make him pay for this.
I'm not strong,
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but I know a lot of ways
to destroy men emotionally.
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I can vouch for that.
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Okay, okay. Let's just.. let's turn those
frowns upside down. I know.
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I know. We'll all go back to my house
and enjoy the Mexican fiesta I prepared.
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I probably won't serve the tiny wedding
cakes, since nobody's getting married.
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But there are three kinds of burritos.
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Donna, in troubled times like this,
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I have a friend I like to turn to..
gooseberry gloss lipstick.
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Nobody can feel sad with
full, juicy, red lips.
236
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:32,580
Okay, no offense,but I don't think your lipstick is
gonna help me, because I am not a superficial jerk!
237
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,940
Better.
238
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,940
How could Eric do this to me?
239
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:47,260
I mean, what kind of a horrible person skips out
on someone they've known their whole life?
240
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:50,260
I mean, someone they're
supposed to love?
241
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:55,300
Uh-huh. Um, Donna, why is your suitcase
in the backseat?
242
00:16:55,380 --> 00:17:01,220
Huh? Oh, I was just.. I don't know.
I thought may.. Hey, I showed up, okay?!
243
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:10,500
what the hell are we gonna do
with all these bride and groom cookies?
244
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,260
Give me the groom.
245
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:22,540
Well, did you find Eric?
246
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:26,780
No, and the Cruiser's gone.
I also noticed that he took his retainer.
247
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,820
So it's probably gonna be
an overnighter.
248
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,820
And I couldn't find him either.
249
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:38,340
I followed a trail of candy wrappers,
and it just circled back around to me.
250
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,780
Donna, I know how difficult
this is for you.
251
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:47,140
Now I've been with a lot of men
in my life.. rich men, poor men..
252
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,820
well, not poor,
253
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,620
upper middle-class.
254
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:59,300
My point is, none of them ever loved me
the way I know Eric loves you.
255
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:03,700
Well, thanks, Pamela, but if Eric loved me,
he'd be here right now.
256
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,620
Oh, hey, kitty,
257
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:10,620
listen, I think I'm just gonna take Donna
home and call it a night.
258
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,300
Oh, don't you dare.
259
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:17,980
We need to act like everything is normal.
Keep the party going. Keep Donna happy.
Didn't you have a speech to give?
260
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:21,340
- Kitty, I don't think it's still appropriate..
- Okay, bob's got a speech.
261
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:25,340
Everybody, listen to Bob's speech.
Speech! Speech!
262
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:30,540
I guess I could change
a few things as I go along.
263
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:35,500
"To the lovely bride and
the handsome bride..."
264
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:41,340
"I know that one of you will
make yourself very happy."
265
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:46,940
"Your life will surely be enriched
by all the time you spend with...
266
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,500
..alone..
267
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:57,420
"You are truly one soul becoming one
joined... alone forever."
268
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:01,380
"So I don't look at this as the day I lose
a daughter."
269
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:04,100
"I look at this as the day I gain...
270
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..nobody."
271
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Salut.
272
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,980
Hello.
273
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:25,500
Yeah, we kinda figured.
274
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,460
Uh-huh.
275
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:31,620
Well, do you wanna talk to her?
She sittin' right here.
276
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,900
Okay.
277
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,700
Wrong number.
278
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,980
Hyde, what did he say?
279
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,500
- He said he's really sorry.
- He's sorry?
280
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:53,980
He left me the day before our wedding,
and he's sorry?
281
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,180
What.. what does that mean?
282
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,380
It means he's not coming.
283
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:03,820
Not tonight, not to the wedding.
He's gone.
284
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:12,340
Man, I am glad to be here.
I have had a rough day.
285
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:19,780
Being around all this love and happiness
oughta cheer me right up. I mean,
this is a happy day. Look at all the love.
286
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,660
Wait, hey, where's Eric?
287
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,260
I can't believe Forman took off, man.
That's not like him at all.
288
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,980
Usually he ruins things by staying.
289
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:38,820
- So, steven, you know, since the church
is booked already, you think maybe we...
- No! - ...Oh, come on!
290
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:44,700
Look, Eric jilts Donna and all you guys
can talk about is yourselves.
Well, there are bigger issues here, people.
291
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:47,540
Donna is single. Whoo-hoo!
292
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:51,380
Wait a minute. I get it now.
Cockroach beats everything.
293
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:55,420
Let's play, and I warn you,
I'm going to be cockroach.
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