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Hey, Donna, now that we have our
wedding rings and you can't back out,
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I have something that
I want to confess.
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I want to do the bunny hop
at our wedding.
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I'm good at it, and I don't get
to show it off that often.
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Okay,
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but I want to walk into the reception
under an archway of cupcakes.
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Ooh, deal.
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Don't look! Turn away!
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Whoa. What? What? Oh.
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Did you get me a present?
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Is it bongo drums?
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No. I don't want you to see
my wedding dress. It's bad luck.
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Isn't having sex before
the wedding the bad luck thing?
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Well, that too.
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Eric, getting married
is like one big minefield.
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One false step, and limbs
just flying everywhere.
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Well, don't worry. I didn't see
your wedding dress, so...
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so
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I think we just saved ourselves some bad luck.
Now let's take that credit that we've earned
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and use it to have sex.
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Come on. We can't lose. It's gonna be
like playing with the house's money.
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Eric, if we broke our celibacy vow now,
what would it say about us?
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It would say,
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"yay! We had sex!"
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All right, fine.
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Can we look at our ring inscriptions,
or is that bad luck, too?
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Well, no, that I have to look at so I can return it
in case you wrote something stupid.
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"To Eric,
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love Donna."
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Well, it's not stupid.
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It's short.
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It's terse.
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Quite possibly even a little rude.
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"All my friends know the low rider."
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Um, I don't get it.
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Am I the low rider?
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Wait. What do you mean all your friends know me?
Are you saying I'm a whore?
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No, no, Donna.
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"Low rider" is the song that was playing
in the car at the end of our first date.
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Remember, you wore that red dress,
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and at the end of the night, I kissed you,
and I remember thinking I just...you know,
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I just can't believe she's with me.
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Eric, that is the most romantic
thing I've ever heard.
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Take your pants off.
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That's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
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Fellas,
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I convinced Donna to break her
celibacy vow,
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which in laymen's terms means...
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I'm a layman.
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Damn, Forman, got your girlfriend
to have sex with you?
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What is your secret?
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Okay, you guys, it's a big deal. Have either
of you ever slept with my girlfriend?
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No, but I've done it
with Hyde's girlfriend.
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And I was good.
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Well, just what the heck is this?
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What a great auction! Red had
a few beers and bought a canoe.
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I bought a canoe!
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Who would've thought me and Red go out
and he's the one to buy something stupid?
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I don't know where
I'm gonna put this.
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Red, why would you buy a canoe?
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I think the question is...
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why haven't I before?
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But we can't afford this.
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Sure we can.
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I used the money that you
gave me yesterday.
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That was for Eric's
wedding present.
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Congratulations, Eric.
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I knew you always wanted a canoe.
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Fine, Red.
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Since you blew the money, I expect
you to come up with a nice sentimental
gift for Eric that doesn't cost anything.
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Well, that's what you get for going out
and drinking. Maybe one day you'll learn
to stay at home and drink, like me.
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Hey, boys.
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I bought a canoe.
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Oh, hey, Jackie.
I just left my coat here
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after Donna and I...
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well, I'm sure she already filled
you in on all the juicy details.
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Yeah, heard all about
your little leg cramp.
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Hey, I can turn a leg
cramp into magic!
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Ehh...
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she just doesn't get me.
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Oh, no, Donna's wedding dress.
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Oh, no.
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Donna's wedding dress.
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Bad luck. Bad voodoo.
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Please. Give me a break.
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A well, boys,
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thanks to our time here in the circle, I've
come up with a perfectly rational way to
keep Donna from finding out that I tore her dress.
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I'm gonna destroy the earth.
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Okay, well,
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first you gotta go to another planet
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and then you gotta build a giant
a death ray and aim it at the earth.
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That's pretty complicated.
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I can lend you my
sketches if you want.
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That's a great plan.
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It's like so many of our ideas sound good in
the circle, but later on they just sound stupid.
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But a death ray...
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it's awesome.
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Fez, stop smelling the dress.
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Hey, either I do this now, or I do it
at the reception. It's your choice.
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So Mrs. Forman told me to get
this thing out of her sight.
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Now that could mean
put it in the garage,
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leave it out for the garbageman.
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I like to think it meant,
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"hey, have a free canoe."
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And the three of us with a canoe,
we'll be unstoppable.
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What should we do with it?
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Let's see.
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What could we do with a canoe
that would make people say,
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"oh, no, what's wrong with them?"
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Oh! Oh!
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I know what we could do today
that's gonna be really fun.
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Kelso, the last time you said that,
we had to get your stomach pumped.
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I'm in.
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Hey, so, uh,
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how do you plan on steering
this thing on land?
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Duh.
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Kelso, I think you should wear a helmet
just in case anything goes wrong.
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Fez,
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I'm riding an open canoe down a rocky
mountainside. What could possibly go wrong?
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I think I'm with Fez on
this helmet thing.
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Oh, no,
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I'm not falling for that one.
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Falling for what?
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The old helmet gag.
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Kelso,
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I just want you to protect your head
from being crushed like a berry.
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Yeah, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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Now let go of the ropes
and watch me fly!
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1, 2, 3.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, man.
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Stupid thing.
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Oh, man, that..
that could've been me!
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I don't get it.
Who's "the low rider"?
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That's me.
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Then I think he's
calling you a whore.
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Oh, my god! My dress!
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Yeah, doesn't look so good
in daylight, does it?
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No, it's gone. Did you move it?
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I didn't touch it.
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Oh, Eric was here earlier.
Maybe he did something with it.
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Why are you always blaming Eric
for everything?
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Oh, well, somebody has to, or he'll just go
through life thinking there's nothing wrong
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I know what I could give Eric
that's sentimental..
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my old baseball glove.
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Red, anything related to sports will only
remind Eric of the things he doesn't do well.
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Oh, fine. I'll just go down to the space toy
and smart mouth store.
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psst! Mom.
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Mom, is Donna here?
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No. Why are we whispering?
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You tore her dress?
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Yeah, see, that would have been
a really good thing to whisper!
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All right, well, it doesn't look too bad.
I think I can fix it.
Put it down. I'll get my sewing box.
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Mom, thank you.
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Not on the shoe polish!
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What have you done, you bony bastards?!
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Okay, okay.
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I think I can clean it,
but we have to act fast.
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- Okay, go, go, go, go.
- Go, go, go
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Please tell me that sound was a rip
in the space-time continuum.
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Okay, I'm gonna need some club soda,
a little lemon juice and some vodka.
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To get the stain out?
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No, to think straight.
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Eric!
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god. Donna's coming.
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Have you seen my wedding dress?
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Whoa. You lost the wedding dress?
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What happens when we have a kid?
You gonna lose that, too?
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Oh, my god. I'll find it.
Don't worry. I'll find it.
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Okay.
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What is the matter with you?
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You just made her feel terrible.
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I was nervous. You know
I don't know when to shut up.
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What the hell is that?
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You know,
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there is gonna be a time when you
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look back on this, and you're
gonna think it's funny.
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You're gonna be single 'cause
Donna will never marry you, but
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you're gonna think it's funny.
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We'll get a running start.
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And then I'll jump in
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and zoom down the hill
like the bobsledders do.
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And then because this is a canoe on dirt
and gravel instead of a bobsled on ice,
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bad things are gonna happen to you.
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This is why I'm a legend Fez.
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All right, Kelso,
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this time you're wearing a helmet.
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Thanks, Hyde, but I think I'm not
gonna put on a helmet with a bunch
of worms and stuff crammed inside.
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It's not a prank.
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Well, now it's not 'cause
I didn't fall for it.
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It finally happened.
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I've become the boy who cried helmet.
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Okay,
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on three.
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Go!
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Whoo-hoo!
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holy crap! Did you see me
bounce off of that tree?
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Honey,
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what is taking so long? I told you to put
the dress in the wash for 20 minutes.
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Yeah, and now it's in the dryer.
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Oh, no, please tell me you just put it in.
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Okay,
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okay.
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Let's look on the bright side.
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Maybe gray is a more
honest color for Donna.
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Hi.
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Um, Fez,
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I know how you...
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how do I say this? Um..
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I know you sometimes like
to hang out in my closet.
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Yes, and...
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do you know what happened
to my wedding dress?
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Uh...
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Eric, Donna wants to know
what happened to her dress.
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Oh, tell her you took it.
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She'll kill me.
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She'll kill me more.
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Fine, fine.
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But at your wedding,
I want my own dance solo.
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Yeah,
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Absolutely. Anything you want.
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With my own spotlight.
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Fine.
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- And a mention in the program.
- Fine!
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Look, but if you don't get upstairs,
there will be no wedding,
which means there will be no dance solo.
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Oh, there will be a dance solo.
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I took it.
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Why?
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Uh, I forgot to go to the bathroom.
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She wants to know why.
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Because you're a pervert.
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Hey!
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No wait. That's true.
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I don't even have to lie.
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Because I'm a pervert.
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Fez, I'm gonna kick your ass!
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Eric!
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Oh, my god.
What happened to my dress?
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Donna, I can explain.
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I destroyed it.
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You think maybe we're getting too old
for this kind of thing?
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No, you can't control the timing of when
a canoe is gonna come into your life.
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This is a horrible stunt.
You're gonna get hurt.
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No, no, I'm driving the car.
Kelso will be in the canoe.
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Oh, okay, have fun.
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All right, Kelso, listen.
You gotta wear the helmet, all right?
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Yeah, protect that face.
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That's your money.
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No, I don't want to.
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00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,440
Kelso,
254
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:33,120
you're not pulling out of this driveway
until you put on a helmet.
255
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,680
Fine. Everyone's against me.
256
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,880
Let the sparks fly!
257
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,160
Whoo!
258
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,800
Look at that crazy bastard.
259
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,440
He may not be smart,
260
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,360
but he has more fun than all
of us combined.
261
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,480
Look, we had a guy like him
in the national guard.
262
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,880
Yeah, what happened to him?
263
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,080
Invented the wiffle ball.
264
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,680
yeaaaah!
265
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,600
Donna, what happened?
266
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,120
It's ruined. My dress is ruined.
What am I gonna do?
267
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,720
It's okay, honey.I'll find you
a new dress... a better dress.
268
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,880
This is my greatest
achievement ever!
269
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,200
Dad, I love this dress.
270
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,080
Some random thing off the rack
just won't be the same.
271
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,680
The rope broke!
272
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,440
Runaway canoe!
273
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,120
Yes!
274
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,920
Oh, no, Donna,
I think I ripped your dress.
275
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,600
Kitty, I think I've got it this time.
276
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,840
For my wedding present for Eric,
277
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,960
one of my medals from the war.
278
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,040
No.
279
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,560
- How about my uniform from the war?
- No.
280
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,840
- My gun from the war?
- No.
281
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,680
- My boots from the war?
- No.
282
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,840
- My canteen from the war?
- No.
283
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:18,080
It can't be anything you had on or
near you when you killed somebody.
284
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,240
How about the ring my dad wore?
285
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,720
Oh, that's nice.
286
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,200
When he killed people
in World War I.
287
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,440
Well, now you're just
trying to make me mad.
288
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,720
Yeah, I am.
289
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,600
Look, Donna, I'm so sorry about
what happened.
290
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,960
Well, what I don't get is after
the second rip and the first stain,
291
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,360
why you didn't just
put the dress away.
292
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,600
Hmm.
293
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,360
Well, at that point,
it had become personal.
294
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,200
It was me against the dress, and,
295
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,680
well, I was damned if I was
gonna let the dress win.
296
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,640
You know, I knew we shouldn't have broken
our no-sex rule. We completely cursed ourselves.
297
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,720
Okay, enough of this
voodoo nonsense.
298
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,520
Bad things happen
299
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,720
because I am stupid.
300
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,120
You're marrying a stupid guy, Donna.
Good luck with me.
301
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,320
Here, sweetie.
302
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,400
For you.
303
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,200
What's this?
304
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,720
Mom's wedding dress?
305
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,280
Yeah.
306
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,720
Swallowed a little pride and called
to ask her if it would be okay.
307
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,960
Yeah, but you guys haven't
talked in, like, a year.
308
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,480
It was a little awkward,
309
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,360
especially when I said,
"it's Bob."
310
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,760
And she said, "Bob who?"
311
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,280
I love it.
312
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,760
Hey,
313
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,520
looks like we kinda saved the day.
314
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,560
- Don't touch me.
- Okay.
315
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,880
Thanks, daddy.
316
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,320
Hey, anything for you, pumpkin.
317
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,040
Plus, I need the room in the attic
for my stuffed bobcat.
318
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,280
What was I thinking?
319
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,844
I've got the perfect gift
for Eric.
320
00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:04,317
Timeless advice from
all my years of marriage.
321
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,690
Well, advice from a father
to a son. That's lovely.
322
00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:10,264
That is nice, dad.
What is it?
323
00:20:10,871 --> 00:20:12,926
Never come home drunk with a canoe.
324
00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:18,180
That's actually good advice.
325
00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:22,001
I figured out how to get
the canoe down to mountain.
326
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,518
I'm gonna need a snowblower
and all your butter.
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