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Hey, Donna, when we register
for our wedding,
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could we register
for a trampoline?
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My mom won't let me have
a trampoline.
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If I'd known
about registering
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when I married Laurie,
I would have registered
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for a wife who wants
to have sex with me.
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Eric, you know,
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people only register
for stuff that's used
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in serving, eating
and clearing of a meal.
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Why is it always
about eating?
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Because
marriage signifies
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the end of trying
to be attractive.
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Man, registering sucks.
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I had to register with Jackie
for her sweet 16.
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Longest five months
of my life.
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Look, all I know
is you guys are gonna buy
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whatever wedding present
we tell you,
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and none of this all-going-in-
on-one-gift crap.
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Hey, hey, shut it, huh?
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No talk about weddings.
Jackie's on her way over.
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She's not here now.
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She doesn't have to hear
the word "wedding."
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She can sense
that it was said.
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I wish
I could do that.
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But not so much
with words,
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but so that I could see
through people's clothes.
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Look, you two start yapping
about your wedding,
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Jackie gets all, "Steven,
when are we getting married?"
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Then I have to say,
"we're not getting married,"
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and she kicks me
in my shins.
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From the knees down,
I'm like a frickin' P.O.W.
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No, you have
magnificent legs.
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I would say W.O.W.
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Wow.
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May I help...
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oh, it's you.
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Hello, Fenton.
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You two
know each other?
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Yeah, this is the weirdo
who sold me your ring.
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He's probably worn it
more than you, so...
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maybe she doesn't want
to wear it
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because it's from you.
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Well, maybe you need to keep
your nose outta my business!
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Trust me, your business
is the last place
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I want to put my nose!
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I'm sorry, man.
Me too.
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Yeah.
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We're here to register
for our wedding.
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Oh, wonderful.
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And I see we're starting
with silverware.
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Yes, I like this one.
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No, Eric,
the wedding book says
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we can't pick
the first thing we see.
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Oh, well, in that case,
yeah, the first one, eh.
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Second one, whoo-hoo!
All right.
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Let's wrap it up,
hit the food court.
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Here's a small sampling
from our collection--
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prestige, exhilaration,
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and, oh,
my personal favorite,
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brash.
Ooh.
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Well, Fenton, you may be
surprised to learn
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that your personal favorite
is not our personal favorite.
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But, anyway,
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we're done.
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No, Eric,
the wedding book says
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that we have to look
at all the patterns.
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Today is just
a scouting trip.
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Scouting?
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You know, I was asked
to resign from the scouts.
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Look, it's kind of like...
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okay, remember before
we were together
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and we dated, like,
all those different people
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before we decided
on each other?
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No, not really. No.
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Eric, come on.
This is supposed to be fun.
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Okay, look at the groom
in this picture.
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What is the difference
between you and him?
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Um, he's a cartoon?
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No, he is smiling.
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Yeah, because
he's a cartoon.
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Look, these are all
the forks I have here.
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I'll have to bring
the rest up from storage.
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I guess I'll need
a forklift.
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Oh.
whoo.
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Oh, I made a funny.
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well, it's A...
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it's a good thing
we have all day.
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All day? Wh--
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I'm not spending all day
in a department store.
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I'm gonna turn
into him.
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Okay, um,
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you're not as far away
as you think.
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Okay, that's it.
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I'm going to
the sporting goods department.
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Hmm, men.
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You can't live with 'em...
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well, you can.
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But you have to keep quiet
about it.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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We're all, all right
We're all, all right
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Reading another one of
your dirty girl books?
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They're not dirty,
they're romantic.
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"Mutiny from behind."
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Yeah. The mutiny
sneaks up on her.
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I don't think
that's what it means.
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Well, it is
a wonderful book.
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It's got pirates and action.
Oh, oh, oh!
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It has
this hilarious parrot
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that says the most
inappropriate things.
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"The pirate's vessel
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"slowly sailed into the harbor
of San Sebastian island.
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"His saucy prisoner's
alabaster breasts
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"heaving with every motion
"of the tall, rigid ship."
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San Sebastian island.
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I think I killed
some commies there.
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I just spent six hours
registering for wedding gifts.
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The only reason I'm here now
is I pretended to choke on ice cream.
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I'll let you in on a little secret
for when you're shopping with women.
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Always pick the ugliest, worst choice,
and you're off the hook.
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That's how I got out of
shopping for this couch.
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There was an uglier
couch than this?
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The one I picked had dragons on it.
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Wow, you're sneaky.
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You know, you act like you're
all about brute force,
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but you're a finesse player, man.
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Trust me, son.
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Don't budge until you hear the magic
words, "oh, I'll justdo it myself."
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You're done registering already?
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You men, you just don't know
how to shop.
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You know, your father once tried to get me
to buy a couch with dragons on it.
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Yeah...
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I guess I'm just bad at it.
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I'd much rather be
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forever in blue jeans, babe
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what do you think of this fork?
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Donna, I think all this stuff
is too ordinary for us, you know?
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Let's get something bejeweled.
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Who are you--liberace?
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Yes.
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I'm liberace.
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Eric, this wedding is...
- Hey guys. What's up?
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Oh, hey.
We were just talking about
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slutty cheerleaders in
other schools.
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You never want to talk about that.
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Well, I've finally come
around, darling.
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Oh! Are those wedding gift catalogs?
- Damn it.
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For our wedding, Steven and I...
- Jackie, no.
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- Steven, we have to... - No.
- A good bride and groom...
- That's it. You're done.
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Now why didn't someone do
that five years ago?
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She used to bite.
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Now this, okay,
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This is what I'm talking about.
That's a nice fork.
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Eric, the handle is an
actual deer hoof.
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Yeah, that's the cherokee collection.
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Donna, that's the indian way.
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They kill the animal,
then eat it with its own paw.
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Okay, you know what?
I have a new plan.
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I'll just go shopping,
and then I'll show you what I pick.
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So I don't get to go at all?
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Um, no. I'll just...
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I'll just do it by myself.
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Yeah...
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I guess I'm just bad at it.
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"After throwing the evil pirate king overboard,
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"the Duke turned to Lady Daphne,
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"pulled his sword from its sheath
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"and held it erect.
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"Lady Daphne touched it tentatively,
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"and a shudder went through the duke."
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So you like those books, too, mr. Red.
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All right, fine. So you know.
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But you tell one person, and so help me god,
I will chop down whatever tree you live in.
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So I was day dreaming during this civil
rights lecture at the Police Academy,
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and I came up with a great idea
for an invention. "Adult strollers".
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Why walk when someone can push you?
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Kelso, that's a wheel chair.
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All right, it's official.
Everything's been thought of!
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All right, what do you think of this fork?
Whoa. No, no, no,no, no, no, no.
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You're not gonna rope me into that.
Just make Eric do it.
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No, Eric's banned from doing it.
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He actually wanted me
to eat dinner with Bambi's foot.
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What is this,
the cherokee collection?
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Oh, well, he picked the ugliest one
so you wouldn't make him go shopping.
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It's classic.
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I knew something was fishy.
He's terrified of indians.
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Oh, he's gonna pay for this. He thought
he had a bad time the other day?
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He doesn't know what a bad time is.
I am gonna stop having sex with him.
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Oh, crap, I already did that.
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All right, look, I hate to sell him out,
but the poor kid lacks subtlety.
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He's... Eric's...
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how do I put...oh,
he's a bit of a rube.
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You know, like, a little country.
A maroon, if you will.
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Kelso, what's your point?
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Well, I'm just saying you could do better.
I mean, I'm here, you're here.
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Nobody has to know.
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- Kelso!
- Okay, fine, you can tell two friends.
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So I invested $11 in Kelso's
adult stroller idea.
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I'm going to be a millionaire.
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Really?
So, uh, if I buy one, like,
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who's gonna push me around?
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Trained bears.
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Kelso's got it all figured out.
I'm just the money man.
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Hey, guys, where's Donna?
I found this place
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that etches your silhouette on your china.
Oh, we are so doing that when we get married.
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Steven, people can
eat right off my face.
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Then guess who's coming to dinner.
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Jackie, you're driving me insane.
Look, I want you to make me a promise.
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You will not talkabout weddings
or anything wedding-related
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in or around The United States.
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Fine, I won't talkabout weddings
or anything wedding-related
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in or around the
Continental United States.
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Not the Continental United States.
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We're talking Hawaii
and Alaska, too.
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Fine, but if we're ever in Canada,
I am going nuts!
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Eric, bad news.
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A deejay at the radio station got sick,
so I have to cover his shift all week.
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I'm not gonna be able to
register for wedding gifts.
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Oh, no. Well, I guess we'll just have to live
with whatever forks come in the mail willy-nilly.
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Well, actually,
you're gonna have to shop
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for everything.
- Wait, wait. Back up here.
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Who are you calling willy-nilly?
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Look, uh, Donna, I can't shop.
I have horrible taste, remember?
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"I guess I'm just bad at it."
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You are almost unbelievably bad at it.
And that's why
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I've decided Jackie will go shopping with you.
- Ohh! Yay!
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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You promised Hyde that you
wouldn't do any more wedding stuff.
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Yeah, but here's the thing
about me. I lie.
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So today we'll be
looking at crystal.
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You see how all the different colors
intermingle without any judgment?
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Hmm, see that?
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Yeah, okay, move over, Tony Randall.
I'm in charge.
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Today we'll be looking at china.
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I see you let the redhead go.
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I can't say I'm an expert on women,
but I think you traded up.
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Okay, I will lay out
four possible choices.
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You will then choose your favorite.
I will disregard that...
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and choose the correct one.
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So what will ibe doing?
246
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,960
Oh, you will be holding my purse
and eating candy.
247
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All right.
248
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Here, make the sugar daddy last.
249
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,720
Oh, if only someone had given
me that advice four years ago.
250
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,320
This spice rack is a real mess.
251
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,160
It's like someone got drunk
and put everything out of order.
252
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,560
I mean, cayenne pepper,cumin,
celery salt? It's insanity.
253
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,360
Oh, Duke,
254
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,800
I'd like to show you my coconuts.
255
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:59,240
Well, give me a minute
to raise my mast,
256
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:03,080
and then we can really
make some waves.
257
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,360
Not so fast!
258
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,760
If anyone's making waves
around here, it's me.
259
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,840
I'm trained in judo,
hapkido and karate.
260
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,520
I can also talk about
you behind your back.
261
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,880
When it gets back to you,
it'll really sting.
262
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,600
So prepare to die.
263
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,960
Aah!
264
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:34,360
You know, Kitty,
Eric's not home.
265
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,400
We have the whole
upstairs to ourselves.
266
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,040
Woulda been thinking about
that the whole time.
267
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,360
Okay.
I got another invention.
268
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,440
Bicycles with engines.
269
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,920
That's a motorcycle.
270
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,760
Okay, fine.
Bicycles without engines.
271
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,720
That's a bicycle.
272
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's got the chair on it.
And we're back to wheelchair.
273
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,640
Okay, Eric just called,
and he's having fun shopping.
274
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:27,480
All right, with me, it's torture, but when I
send him to pick out wedding gifts with J...
275
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,280
Pick out wedding gifts with who?
276
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,400
Um...
277
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,800
Jehoshaphat.
278
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,880
Remember him from school?
He was always...
279
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,040
you know, jumping.
280
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,360
You sent Forman out to do
wedding stuff with Jackie?
281
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:55,200
Look, I had to punish him, and what better way
than to make him spend the day with Jackie?
282
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:01,360
Yeah, she's got you there.
I mean, your girlfriend is annoying.
283
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,680
Plus, I used to do it with her all the time.
So that's gotta hurt.
284
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,040
Man, I thought I had
this wedding crap taken care of.
285
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,720
Now I gotta go down to the mall.
286
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,080
Ah, and "Three's Company"
is about to start.
287
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,320
This day's gone all to hell!
288
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:25,120
What happened to
my favorite blouse?
289
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,720
A lady never talks
about what happens in the bedroom.
290
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,440
Ah, looks like Red picked up some tricks
from the Duke in "Mutiny From Behind."
291
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,480
He read my dirty girl book?
292
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,960
Yes, I caught him.
293
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,600
Ironically, from behind.
294
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,760
See, Eric, this is the
perfect tux for you.
295
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,600
It makes you look like you
actually have shoulders.
296
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,040
You know, i do look...
297
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,120
...like I have shoulders.
- Mm-hmm.
298
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,960
Why are you wearing a wedding dress?
Oh, I do this every week.
299
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,920
What the hell?
300
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,760
I cannot believe what I'm seeing.
- I know. Look, shoulders.
301
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,280
Eric, this was supposed
to be our time.
302
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,480
Donna, wait.
303
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,720
Okay, Steven, I know I promised
I wouldn't do any wedding stuff,
304
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,760
and I know you're
probably really mad,
305
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,560
so just go ahead and yell.
- You're beautiful.
306
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:40,400
Oh, my god.
You like me in a wedding dress,
307
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,440
which means that someday,we're gonna get
married, which means that i can talk about it.
308
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,080
Oh, Steven! Okay, I want a spring wedding,
outside with white doves.
309
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,720
And I want the sun to be setting behind me
so I have a halo, kind of like an angel.
310
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,360
Oh, and then wild mustangs
can take us to our honeymoon in Hawaii!
311
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,840
Oh, but your family can't come.
312
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,560
Oh, you know what?
You can run, but you can't hide.
313
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,240
I know where you live!
314
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,760
Donna...
what's the matter?
315
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,200
You picked a deer-foot fork
just to get out of shopping with me.
316
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,040
Oh, too obvious, huh?
Yeah, no one wants hairy silverware.
317
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,040
I just don't understand how you could have
more fun with Jackie than with me.
318
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,480
I don't know. I mean, you know,
she doesn't ask me questions.
319
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,560
She just tells me what to do.
320
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,880
It's a strange kind of freedom,
but I know why the caged bird sings, Donna.
321
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,480
So you're saying the way to handle you
is just take away your free will
322
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,320
and order you around?
- Donna, that's the way I was raised.
323
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,440
Eric, I can't tell you what to do
because I don't even know what to do.
324
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,040
I mean, that's why I got
that stupid book.
325
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,880
I hate that book. Kelso was right.
Reading just gets you into trouble.
326
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,960
Forks don't matter to me, Eric.
I mean, they don't.
327
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,000
They don't. In 20 years,
328
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,840
food's just gonna be a
little pill anyway.
329
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,480
Look, let's just do this
whole wedding thing our way.
330
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,080
Yes.
331
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,800
What's our way?
332
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,080
I don't know.
333
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,520
Maybe we should ask jackie.
334
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,720
You're back with that one?
335
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,480
Good luck.
336
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,186
Adventures of Olivia and
Master Bates.
337
00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:49,123
Master Bates have lived alone
on an island for years.
338
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,359
With only himself of company.
339
00:20:53,015 --> 00:20:55,220
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