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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:08,981 [classical music playing] 2 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:28,218 [people chattering] 3 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,266 - How do I look? - [chuckles] Good. 4 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:35,095 [stutters] I feel weird. Do I look weird? 5 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,228 Did you put this in the wash or something? 6 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,838 - No, it's Italian cut. - Is it? 7 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,710 - Yeah. - Okay. 8 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,278 - Oh, great, so you're saying... - No, hey! You look great. 9 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,627 I don't feel great, man. 10 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,498 I feel like... I feel sick. 11 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,152 What if I vom during the ceremony? 12 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,807 - No, you're not gonna vom. - You don't know that, man. 13 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,591 Yeah, sure I do. 14 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:54,897 You're gonna be fine, you're gonna be great. 15 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:58,205 Listen, Adam, I don't know if I can do this. 16 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:01,469 You do remember that I'm the one who's getting married, right? 17 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:02,774 - Yeah. - It's not your wedding. 18 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:03,949 - I know, but I'm... - It's my wedding. 19 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,212 I know, I know, bro, 20 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,256 but I'm the one with all the responsibility. 21 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,389 - I know. - I'm the best man! 22 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,564 - Yeah. - I've got to do the rings, 23 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:10,826 I've got to do the speech, 24 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:11,827 - I've got to do everything. - Bro, bro, 25 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:12,741 - you're gonna kill it. - Okay. 26 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:13,742 You're going to crush it. 27 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:16,136 Listen, are you sure this whole, 28 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,963 you getting married thing is the best idea? 29 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,791 - Sure I do. - Are you sure? 30 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:20,879 Yeah, I'm sure. 31 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:23,012 - Adam, look at me. - Yeah? 32 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:26,146 If the priest says, "If anyone has any objection to this marriage..." 33 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,886 you know, "speak now or forever hold your piece?" 34 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,018 - Yeah? - What I want you to do is, 35 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,498 if you want out, I want you to blink... 36 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,195 - I'm not... - and then I'll know. 37 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,501 Well, no, because I gonna have to blink 38 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:34,980 at some point, so... 39 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:37,374 - Okay, you can't marry Sarah. - Why is that? 40 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,594 Okay, she's Bulgarian, bro. 41 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:40,899 I'm not, you know... I'm not being like... 42 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,423 - I love that. - Yeah, okay, that's great, 43 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,685 but I'm saying, do you remember that Bulgarian stripper 44 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,077 that broke my heart? 45 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,427 - Bavnesh Patel? - Yeah. 46 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:47,776 - You're my best friend. - You're my best friend. 47 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,125 - I need you today, okay? - Okay. 48 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,866 - Can you be there for me? - Hundred percent. 49 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:51,954 - Okay. - All right? 50 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,042 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just nervous. 51 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,435 I know. 52 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,784 She's actually really lovely. 53 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,786 I'm glad to hear you say that. 54 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,618 You look great. 55 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:04,880 Hold on. 56 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,014 [grunts] 57 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,190 I'll leave it... I'll leave it open. 58 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,148 - Yeah... - It's looks better open. 59 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,150 Let's go. 60 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,325 After you. 61 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:17,458 [light harp music playing] 62 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,752 Does the best man have the ring? 63 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,451 Best man... the ring. 64 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,627 Oh, bollocks, that's me, isn't it? Sorry. 65 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:02,677 Um, let me just get it. I've got it in this pocket. 66 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,985 You have got it, haven't you? 67 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,726 Of course, I have it. I'm not a complete idiot, Adam. 68 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,033 I haven't left it at the flat or anything, of course... 69 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,905 Have you lost it?! 70 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,385 That's a 3,000 pound ring! 71 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,389 Did you take it? 72 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,434 No, of course, he didn't take it. 73 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:21,913 [Bav] Have you got it, Father? 74 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,915 - [Adam] No, you have it. - No. 75 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,135 - [Bav] I told you I don't want the responsibility. - [Adam] Okay, okay. 76 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,919 - Shall I go back to the flat and get it? - No, don't go back. 77 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,007 Do you know we're in the middle of the ceremony? 78 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:30,879 [Bav] Okay, okay. 79 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,663 Uh... Oh, wait... [chuckles] 80 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:34,230 - I've got it, I've got it. - [groans] 81 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,405 [Bav] What were you all worried about? 82 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,059 Panic over. Sorry, guys, sorry. 83 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,626 Here we go. 84 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:39,757 Oh, shit! 85 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,281 - [gasping] - [Sarah] Oh, my God! 86 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,592 Is the ring essential? 87 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,380 [big band music playing] 88 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:56,557 ♪ Gotta grab hold of life with all of my might ♪ 89 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,821 ♪ Like each moment just might be my last ♪ 90 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,518 ♪ Leave my worries behind... ♪ 91 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,693 - [Sarah] Question. - [Adam] Yes. 92 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:04,434 What's the deal with you and Bav, hm? 93 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,131 What do you mean? 94 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:10,614 Does he have some embarrassing photos of you naked 95 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:13,138 or he's blackmailing you with them or...? 96 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,705 No. You know how it is. 97 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,620 Some people, you just know for so long they're like family. 98 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,752 Really? 99 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,319 You know, before I left for America 100 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,146 - we barely spent a day apart. - Mm. 101 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,757 We were like brothers. 102 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:29,764 Well, I guess at least I know I've married someone extremely tolerant. 103 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:32,070 That's true. I do tolerate you, don't I? 104 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,985 - [chuckles] Yep. - Yep. 105 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:36,161 And you've just agreed to for the rest of your life. 106 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:39,034 - So, tough titties. - Uh-oh. 107 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:42,342 - Uh-oh. Ooh. - [chuckles] 108 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,560 Okay. 109 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,649 Hi, guys, my name is Bav, 110 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:50,045 and me and Adam have been friends since we were kids. 111 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:54,223 When we were five years old we called ourselves the Inseparables. 112 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,878 And we promised and swore 113 00:05:56,921 --> 00:06:01,404 that nothing or no one would ever come between us. 114 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:07,105 Even though Adam moved away to America and left me on my own. 115 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:10,413 Even during all of that we still remained very, very close friends. 116 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,546 BFFs forever and we still are. 117 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,983 There was... There was this one period 118 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:18,769 when this guy called, um, Dan Simmonds came on the scene, 119 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,554 and he thought he was Adam's best friend. 120 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:24,427 But Adam soon realized what a complete dick he was 121 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,037 and he got rid of him. 122 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,952 Daniel Simmonds, where is he now? 123 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,346 - He died. - Huh? 124 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,349 - Bro, he died. - Oh, he did die, didn't he? I forgot. 125 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,134 Okay, guys, um, 126 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,615 I just remembered that Daniel Simmonds actually died. 127 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:42,837 So sorry about that, um, it's quite sad, 128 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,840 maybe we could all have a moment of silence for Daniel Simmonds. 129 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,407 Maybe everyone bow their heads. 130 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,978 I think that's enough. A minute silence is never normally a minute. 131 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:55,197 You know, and he... 132 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,808 It is sad, but he was a bit of a dick. 133 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:02,160 He was a bit of a dick. He had a weird vibe about him. 134 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:03,771 Talking about death, uh... 135 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:06,730 My mum actually died not too long ago... 136 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:10,168 And that was quite traumatizing and quite sad for me, you know? 137 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,562 By the end of it, she was a real mess. 138 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:16,479 She had to wear an adult size nappy, you know. 139 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,873 And Adam is such a good friend of mine 140 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:21,310 that he used to come around and help me clean her, 141 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:25,488 and, you know, in all her private parts, as well, you know... 142 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,359 [sighs] 143 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:28,578 And it wasn't pretty down there, 144 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,232 let me tell you, it was, uh... 145 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,364 it was quite horrific. 146 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,149 It was like a horror film down there. 147 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,238 He would really get in there and give it a good scrub. 148 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,501 Good friend. Good mate. 149 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:42,462 ["Just the Two of Us" by Engelbert Humperdinck playing] 150 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,298 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 151 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,823 ♪ See the beauty of it all ♪ 152 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:58,956 ♪ When the sun comes shining through ♪ 153 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:03,613 ♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪ 154 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:06,181 ♪ When I think of you sometime ♪ 155 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:09,576 ♪ I want to spend some time with you ♪ 156 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,187 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 157 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:15,190 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 158 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:19,586 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 159 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,676 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 160 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,156 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 161 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:29,813 ♪ Just the two of us you and I ♪ 162 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:32,642 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 163 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,166 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 164 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,081 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 165 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,693 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 166 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,478 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 167 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,307 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 168 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,744 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 169 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,138 ♪ You and I ♪ 170 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,357 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 171 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:55,143 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 172 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:58,059 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 173 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,365 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 174 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,237 ♪ You and I ♪ 175 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,761 [rock music playing] 176 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,070 [Sarah] Uh, have you got the passports? 177 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,986 - Yes. - Did you book the taxi? 178 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,249 Yes, it's gonna be here at two. 179 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:17,208 Also, by the way, I had a thought. 180 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:19,080 We're gonna be visiting the San Rocco gallery, right? 181 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,081 - The San Rocco museum? - Yeah. 182 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,648 And thought that maybe 183 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,171 we could meet the curator there and try to see if they can 184 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:25,042 help you get an exhibition going in London or something. 185 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,610 - Seriously? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 186 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,699 I made a good decision marrying you. 187 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,963 - That's what I'm talking about. - I don't care what they say. 188 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,226 - That was... That was a joke, right? - [chuckles] 189 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:39,187 - Yeah, pretty much. - Pretty much. Right. 190 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,624 So when you say "pretty much" what do you mean, exactly? 191 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,626 - What are you doing here? - [laughs] 192 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,888 Relax, okay? 193 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,674 I married you, didn't I? 194 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,327 Yeah, I guess you did. 195 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:51,939 [cell phone ringing] 196 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,070 Sorry, one second. 197 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,379 - It's Bav. - Of course it is. 198 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,120 He can't go five minutes without speaking to you. 199 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,556 Oh, I should probably take that though, 200 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,427 because he's got this work review today, 201 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,777 and I'm kinda nervous about it. 202 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,082 I mean, he really loves... 203 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,041 really loves his job, so... 204 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,782 - I'm gonna... - Take it. 205 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:09,739 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 206 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,914 - You sure? - Yeah. 207 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,002 - Okay. - At least we're gonna have 208 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,309 two weeks without him. 209 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,267 - Hello? - [Bav crying over phone] 210 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:17,921 Bav? 211 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,444 [Bav] They fired me, man. 212 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,752 - They fucking fired me! - [sighs] Buddy, what? 213 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,754 Okay, maybe, uh... all right. 214 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,016 - Hey! - Well... 215 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,062 - Hey, hey, hey... - Hold on, sorry. 216 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,454 I have to... I don't know, I don't know. 217 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:30,804 Hold on one second. I gotta go, ten minutes, 218 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,196 give me 15 minutes. Okay, sorry. 219 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,416 Please, please... I'll be right back. 220 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,076 [Adam] So you came to the tree, huh? 221 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,295 The fingering tree. 222 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,123 Classic spot. 223 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:54,349 Do you remember in 2004, when I fingered four girls here? 224 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:57,178 - I don't remember that. - No, I did, remember? 225 00:10:57,221 --> 00:11:00,007 I did it so much I got arthritis that summer. 226 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,486 - Got it. Yeah. - It's this finger. 227 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,792 Yeah, yeah. 228 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,359 So, tell me, what happened? What'd you do? 229 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,926 Why are you assuming it's something I did? 230 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,188 That's called victim blaming, mate. 231 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:10,582 I'm sorry, but... what'd you do? 232 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,194 So, they asked me what some of my weaknesses are. 233 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,718 - And you said? - I said that some people think my penis is too big. 234 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,241 Oh, my God, Bav. 235 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,982 Why would you say that in a work review?! 236 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,201 It was obviously a joke! 237 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,332 I didn't think that she'd get offended! 238 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,682 She?! You said that to a female?! 239 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,074 I mean, you don't ever refer to your penis 240 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,423 in a work review, Bav. That's page one. 241 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,643 Especially to a woman. 242 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,341 Alright, it was a gamble that didn't pay off, I get it. 243 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,996 But, now, they're calling me a misogynist. 244 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:33,997 Me?! 245 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,999 I love women. 246 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,219 You know, I'm always trying to have sex with literally any woman? 247 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,351 - It's true. - I might call them up and tell them, actually. 248 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,703 - I don't think that'll help. - I'm such an idiot. 249 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,706 [sighs] 250 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,708 I'm just no good at this life stuff. 251 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:54,365 Maybe it would just be better if I wasn't here. 252 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,977 What? 253 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,327 After you come back from your honeymoon, 254 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:03,505 if I'm not around anymore, just don't to be sad, okay? 255 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,507 - What do you mean? - You've got Sarah now. 256 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,596 You'll be okay without me. 257 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,337 Just do me one favor though. 258 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,167 When I'm not here anymore... 259 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,780 come back here to the fingering tree... 260 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,521 think about me. 261 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,785 Think about the good times. 262 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,138 [cell phone ringing] 263 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,271 Adam, where the hell are you? 264 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,925 The car is gonna be here soon. 265 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,491 Sarah, we've got a problem. 266 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,059 I think I've a solution but, uh... 267 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,671 I'm gonna need you to brace yourself. 268 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,631 - [upbeat music playing] - [woman singing in Italian] 269 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:54,164 Venice! 270 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,994 Venice! Venice! Venice! Venice! 271 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,169 Gondola! 272 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,128 Interesting T-shirt, Bav. 273 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,869 Oh, thank you, yeah. It's uh... 274 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,828 See you next Tuesday. So, it's C-U-N-T. 275 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,004 - It actually stands for... - Yeah, we know what it stands for. 276 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,397 Okay. 277 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,835 - I think it really suits you. - Oh, thank you. 278 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,579 How lucky was it that there was an extra plane ticket for me? 279 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,668 Oh... really lucky. 280 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,104 - Right? - So lucky. 281 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,279 [Bav chuckles] 282 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,648 [door opens] 283 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,303 Whoa. 284 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,828 - So, what do you think? - It's gorgeous! 285 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,003 - Do you like it? - I love it! 286 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,410 - I'll go and get ready. - Okay. 287 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,935 [exhales] 288 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,372 - [upbeat music playing] - [man singing in Italian] 289 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,527 [rapid knocking on door] 290 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,227 Yeah, okay, I'm coming. 291 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,926 [mutters] I need to use your bathroom. 292 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,015 What? Why? Why? There's what... just... 293 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,930 - What's wrong with yours? - Okay, mine's all clogged up. 294 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,453 Okay, you don't wanna know what's going on there right now. 295 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,628 I shouldn't have had those clams on the plane. 296 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,239 They weren't serving clams on the plane. 297 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,457 No, I brought them from home. I shouldn't have left them 298 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,894 out of the fridge for so long. 299 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,286 Just use one of the hotel toilets downstairs. 300 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,332 There's no time, mate. There's no time. 301 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,074 - [Adam] No, no, no... - [grunts] Sarah?! 302 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,205 - [Adam] The swans... - Sarah?! 303 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,815 - Sarah, open the door. - [knocking] 304 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,295 Sarah, open the door, I need to use the toilet. 305 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,644 For fuck's sake! 306 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,646 Oh, my God... Please, Sarah, open the door! 307 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,561 I'm not dressed. I cannot open! 308 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,999 I've seen tits before, I don't care! Please, just open the door. 309 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,826 It's more out than in right now, please! 310 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,438 - Fuck off, Bav! - Sarah, please, I'm going to shit myself. 311 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,918 - Don't do it on the floor. - Sarah! 312 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,050 - Stop banging! - Sarah! Sarah, open the door! 313 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,573 - Sarah! - Stop banging, she's... 314 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,619 - Sarah! Sarah! - Jesus! 315 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,142 Get out, get out, get out, get out... 316 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,753 - Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry. - What the fuck, Adam? 317 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,190 - I don't know. I don't know what's going on, he just... - What the fuck? 318 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,495 [groans] 319 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,322 He just came in through the door. 320 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,671 I don't know he's got... 321 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,238 He's got diarrhea or something, he ate clams. 322 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,587 There were no clams on the plane. 323 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:37,893 I know, he brought the clams, I don't know. 324 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,114 - I don't know, I'm sorry. - [Bav groaning] 325 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,377 - [Adam] My God. - [Bav] Ohh. 326 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,902 - It burns. Adam, it burns! - [groans] 327 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,426 I didn't even know a human could create a smell like that. 328 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,558 [Bav] It's coming out of my asshole! 329 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,299 How do you think I feel, Sarah? 330 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,387 - [Sarah] I'm gonna be sick. - [groans] 331 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,866 Let me in! I need to be sick. 332 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:55,867 [Bav] I seriously do not recommend 333 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,391 coming in here right now. 334 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,480 - It's a fucking warzone in here. - Dude... 335 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,395 [Bav] Don't come in here, Sarah, I'm saying it for your own good. 336 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,526 - [retching] - [mutters] 337 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,180 [Bav] I'm so sorry, guys. 338 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,399 [gasping] 339 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:07,836 Sorry! 340 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,454 Mm. 341 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,516 [Bav exhales] 342 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,083 Sarah, you're not eating that? 343 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,129 I seem to have lost my appetite. 344 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,130 Come on, that's a waste. 345 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,436 It's a buffet. 346 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,741 You're supposed to eat as much as you can. 347 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,613 You're supposed to eat as much as you like, 348 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:46,962 not as much as you can. 349 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,919 There is a difference. 350 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,444 Yeah, but it's free food. 351 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,272 There are children starving in Africa. 352 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,711 Okay, Adam, I'll see you outside. 353 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:57,973 - Yeah. - Cool? 354 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,846 What's up with her? 355 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,370 Listen, Bav, we're spending the day 356 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,894 - alone today, okay? - That's totally cool with me. 357 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,374 And what's Sarah gonna do? 358 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,853 What do you mean? 359 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,072 If we're gonna spend the day alone, 360 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,509 - what's Sarah gonna do? - No, no. 361 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,381 Sarah and me are spending the day together. 362 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,687 - The whole day? - Yes, the whole day. 363 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,820 What am I supposed to do, 364 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,040 sit at home with my thumb up my ass? 365 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,346 Remember, this is mine and Sarah's honeymoon, right? 366 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,566 Yes, you don't have to remind me, you go on about it all the time. 367 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,611 Because it doesn't seem to be sinking in. 368 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,005 Okay, go then, Adam. 369 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,920 Go, enjoy your "honeymoon". 370 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,487 See you later. 371 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,020 One full day pass, just you and me. 372 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,630 Thank fuck for that. 373 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,763 [upbeat music playing] 374 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,339 [speaking Italian] 375 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,687 Something pure. 376 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,994 Something real. 377 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,002 So, when I saw Tintoretto's paintings, 378 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,614 I was, like, obsessed 379 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:44,008 by his use of light and color. 380 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:47,055 For its time, it's been really groundbreaking. 381 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,537 Hey. 382 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,496 - Are you listening? - Yeah, totally. 383 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,934 - Uh-huh? - You were talking about Tin Tin or something. 384 00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:00,503 Tintoretto! One of the greatest Italian artists... 385 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,201 - Okay. - To have ever lived. 386 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,116 Alright, alight, I'll Google him when we get back. 387 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:10,905 [Bav chuckles] 388 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,864 Adam! 389 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,085 Adam! 390 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,609 - Adam! [voice echoes] - You've gotta be kidding me. 391 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,656 - Adam! Adam! - No, no, no! We're not acknowledging him. 392 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,484 - No. - Adam! 393 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,139 Adam! 394 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,532 Adam! 395 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,493 Adam! 396 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,581 They're my friends. 397 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,539 Adam! 398 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,585 Adam! 399 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,283 Adam! 400 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,676 Sarah! 401 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,026 Sarah! 402 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,942 Sarah! 403 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,162 Adam and Sarah! 404 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,860 Adam and Sarah! 405 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,080 - Adam and Sarah! - What?! 406 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,387 I got this T-shirt! 407 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,044 I got you the same one! 408 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,308 Matching twinsies! 409 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:11,182 Promise me you will never wear that T-shirt. 410 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,227 Cool. 411 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,272 They're my friends. 412 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:17,537 My friends. 413 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,237 [speaking Italian] 414 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:59,013 Um, I ordered an adult size cup, 415 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,145 this seems to be a cup for a small child. 416 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,108 They have small cups in Italy, no? 417 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:10,459 Yeah, I know, right? What's that about? [chuckles] 418 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,983 Do I know you? Your face looks so familiar. 419 00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,029 Do you do porn? 420 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,988 Uh... no. 421 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,250 I mean, you definitely could. 422 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:20,382 I don't know how big your penis is, 423 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:23,907 - but you have BDE. - BDE? 424 00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:26,475 - Big dick energy. - Oh. 425 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:29,957 - I guess it takes one to know one. - Hey... [laughs] 426 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,395 Oh, no, not really. I'm blushing, no, no, no. Mine's not that big. 427 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,745 - Oh. - It's very wide, but not very long. 428 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,313 I've got big bollocks, but small cock. 429 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,271 I'd be curious to see that. 430 00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:41,708 Hey, you're my level. Bav! 431 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,449 - Giorgio. - Nice to meet you, man! 432 00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:44,754 [speaks Italian] 433 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:45,886 So you are here alone? 434 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,104 I'm actually with a couple, 435 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,236 and they're on their honeymoon. 436 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,193 They must like you a lot 437 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,586 to bring you on their honeymoon. 438 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,849 Yeah. But I wanna do something for them, you know. 439 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:55,504 Something romantic, like a romantic gesture, you know. 440 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:57,811 Something to make their honeymoon feel really special. 441 00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,203 You know what? 442 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,640 I think I just had an amazing idea. 443 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:01,989 Could you excuse me for one minute, 444 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:03,120 and I'll be right back? 445 00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:04,426 - Of course. - Okay. 446 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,993 [band playing music] 447 00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:10,258 Excuse me. 448 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:18,571 This is it, the San Rocco art gallery. 449 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:21,356 Oh, no. 450 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,403 Closed for the rest of the summer. 451 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,927 I'm so sorry. 452 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,365 It's not a big deal, honestly. 453 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,196 We'll come some other time. 454 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:37,328 - Yeah? - Yeah. 455 00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:38,939 I'm sorry. 456 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,028 Aye-yi-yi. 457 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,034 Thank you so much. They're gonna love this. 458 00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,209 Okay, come, come. 459 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,820 In here. 460 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:54,781 Andale, andale, andale, andale, andale. 461 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,173 [chuckles] 462 00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:59,133 Okay, we're gonna hide in here, 463 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:00,613 wait for them to arrive, 464 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,310 and when I say, "One, two, three," 465 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:03,659 we're going to burst out and give them 466 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,618 the romantic surprise of their lives. 467 00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:17,020 [moaning] 468 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,328 [shushing] 469 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,636 - Put it on. - Really? 470 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:24,985 - Yeah. - Okay. 471 00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:27,422 I can hear them. 472 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,555 - Okay. - Well, how can I serve you, my lady? 473 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:30,904 So, you're a jester, aren't you? 474 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:33,950 - Yeah. - Be a donkey and make me laugh. 475 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:34,864 [Adam] Oh... 476 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,387 Tamb... 477 00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,564 - [Adam] You wanna ride me? - This one, clarinet? 478 00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:42,698 [braying] 479 00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:44,831 [Sarah] Faster, faster, faster. 480 00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:46,397 [braying continues] 481 00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,706 Faster. 482 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,969 Go faster! Faster! 483 00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,323 - [tambourine jingles] - [mutters] 484 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,716 [whispers] Shut the fuck up! 485 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,848 Did you hear that? 486 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:03,850 - What was that? - Be quiet! 487 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:10,683 [whispers] Shut... 488 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:18,560 [Sarah gasps] 489 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,306 And a one, and a two, and a three... 490 00:25:25,349 --> 00:25:27,613 [band playing] 491 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,233 [Adam] To be clear, we're only coming to this friend of yours 492 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:41,409 because you promised not to ever mention what you just saw 493 00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:43,585 for the rest of your life. Right? 494 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,631 - [Bav] Yeah, I promise! - [Adam] Alright. 495 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,981 [Bav] It was weird though, and really disturbing. 496 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,157 - [Adam] Dude... - [Bav] I mean, what was that donkey stuff? 497 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,462 [Adam] You literally just promised! 498 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,203 - You just promised! - [Bav] Okay, sorry! 499 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,465 It was just, sort of freakish. 500 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:55,902 [Adam] Shut up! 501 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,471 - Fuck me! - Wow. 502 00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:01,864 [chuckles] 503 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:05,346 Who the hell is this friend of yours? 504 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,348 To be honest, the house is bigger than I was expecting. 505 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:08,871 - See, I'm connected, baby! - Bav! 506 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,395 Hey, Giorgio! 507 00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:13,006 [speaking Italian] 508 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,792 These are my friends I was telling you about. 509 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:17,793 - Hey, Adam... - Piacere. 510 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,403 Oh. 511 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:21,971 Right on, cool, right on. 512 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,930 Okay. Wait, whoa... Why are you kissing me? 513 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,845 - 'Cause he just did it. - Why is your mouth so wet? 514 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:27,324 It's spittle from the excitement. 515 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:28,935 Bav told me all about you. 516 00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:31,111 Although, I'm a little annoyed, you didn't tell me 517 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:33,635 you were bringing a goddess to the house. 518 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,464 Who are you talk... Sarah? 519 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,599 Of course, Sarah. 520 00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,126 So you're married, yes? 521 00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:47,040 To him? 522 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,260 I am, yes. 523 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:53,437 - [Adam chuckles] - [all chuckling] 524 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:00,314 [speaks Italian] 525 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,621 Love is... has no logic, no reason. 526 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,623 It's a... a thing of the heart. 527 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,364 - Hm. - What do you, what do you... What? 528 00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:08,931 Come, come, let me show you. 529 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,368 I have a few friends around, but make yourself home. 530 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:14,154 - What is he talking...? - Went over your head, it's too deep for you. 531 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:21,465 [upbeat dance music playing] 532 00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:22,684 Apples! 533 00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,207 Don't pick 'em. 534 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,993 Whoa... 535 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:30,344 Look, chicks, chicks, chicks, chicks, chicks! 536 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:31,867 I'm definitely getting laid tonight. 537 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:37,264 More! More chicks! 538 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:46,534 Wow, the art here is amazing. 539 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:47,927 Let me show you. 540 00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:50,756 [chuckles] 541 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,801 [mutters] I think I've died and gone to heaven. 542 00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,197 Oi, this one's checking me out. 543 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,112 - She's checking out her phone what are you talking... - Shh... 544 00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,031 [Adam] What is that? 545 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:18,958 Fuck off. 546 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:23,832 You tried... you did your best, you did your best. 547 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:26,617 [Giorgio] These are the original prototypes 548 00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:29,708 of the Venetian masks. They were made 800 years ago. 549 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:32,406 Wow. They must be worth a fortune. 550 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:35,017 Ah, priceless. 551 00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:37,411 - What is the manuscript? - This? 552 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:40,544 This is a letter written by Pope Gregory 553 00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:42,198 to one of my ancestors. 554 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:45,462 One of my most valuable possessions. 555 00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:46,942 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 556 00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,335 Hallway, to the left. 557 00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:55,081 [Bav] Just like... 558 00:28:55,124 --> 00:28:57,736 karate's is more of kind of a state of mind, you know. 559 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,303 You kind of live it. Let me show you something. 560 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,783 [makes karate grunt] 561 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,541 Sorry, I was just looking for the bathroom. 562 00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:24,632 [tense music playing] 563 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,161 You know people punch like this. [grunting weakly] 564 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:33,989 No, twist like this. 565 00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:36,252 [grunting] 566 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,732 You know? You twist... 567 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,995 What the fuck? 568 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:40,866 Uppercut! 569 00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:43,172 [makes whooshing sound] 570 00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:46,001 Knock your head off. 571 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:47,786 Clean off. 572 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:49,744 Bav, by the way. 573 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,227 - Bang, bang, bang. - Bav, Bav, come here. 574 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,011 - What? - Listen to me, listen to me. 575 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:58,361 [exhales] Shit just got fucking real, bro. 576 00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:00,059 - What happened? - We need to get the hell out of here. 577 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,538 What? Are you joking me? I'm totally in there with Angelina. 578 00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:04,803 I don't give a fuck about Angelina, okay? 579 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,543 You listen to me, you stay right here. 580 00:30:06,587 --> 00:30:07,849 - I'm gonna go get Sarah. - What's happened? 581 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,459 Just shut up, wait here. 582 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:12,723 [scoffs] Sorry. Anyway... So... 583 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:14,987 Hey, hey. Can't I talk to you...? 584 00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:18,991 I cannot believe this. Giorgio said he will help me get an exhibition! 585 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:20,731 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's brilliant! That's brilliant. 586 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,298 Oh, thanks. Oh, but we do... 587 00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:23,778 Unfortunately, we have to go. So, Giorgio, 588 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,388 thanks so much for a great evening, 589 00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:26,912 and, um, yeah. 590 00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:28,478 - You're leaving already? - Yeah. 591 00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:30,350 - But it's only three am. - Yeah, the night is young. 592 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:33,048 But we have this thing tomorrow, so, so we gotta... 593 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,397 Maybe we'll do it again some time. 594 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,051 - I would like that, very much. - Bav, come on. 595 00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:38,053 - Hold on, I'm just showing her these moves. - No, let's go! 596 00:30:38,097 --> 00:30:39,925 Hey, Giorgio, check this shit out! 597 00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:41,752 [grunts] 598 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,642 I literally can't believe it. 599 00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:03,992 I can. 600 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:05,211 [Bav] What? It was an accident. 601 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,342 Have you ever had an accident before? 602 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,430 Not like that, Bav. 603 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,128 Not like that. 604 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,435 [speaking Italian] 605 00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:36,372 [snaps fingers] 606 00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:45,816 You know, I think we should just go. 607 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,166 But Giorgio told us to wait here. 608 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,602 Have you not fucking gotten it yet? 609 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,777 Giorgio's back there right now 610 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:51,387 with the cast of the fucking Sopranos. 611 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,520 Oh, come on, Adam. What, just because we're in Italy 612 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:54,869 everyone's automatically the mafia? 613 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,175 - You know what? - Yeah? 614 00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:57,785 - That's quite stereo-typical. - Oh, no. 615 00:31:57,828 --> 00:32:00,570 - And a little bit racist. - They're drug dealers! 616 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,007 Oh, who hasn't sold a bit of drugs? 617 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,269 It's not like they're violent criminals... 618 00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:04,705 Is this a bullet hole? 619 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,190 - Okay, let's get the fuck out of here. - Let's... yeah. 620 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:12,495 [Giorgio speaks Italian] 621 00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:13,888 [in English] Leaving already? 622 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,585 Hey, Giorgio. 623 00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:16,804 Yeah, we gotta get going 624 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,023 'cause we've got that thing tomorrow. 625 00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:19,546 - Sit down, please. - And, uh... 626 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:21,591 Yeah. 627 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:27,249 [speaks Italian] 628 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,733 We need to have a conversation. 629 00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:35,127 About the broken art and stuff? 630 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:36,911 Yes, about the broken art and stuff. 631 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,174 Yeah, can I just say that Bav is really, 632 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,263 - really sorry about what happened. - Yeah. 633 00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,873 - [Adam] Aren't you, Bav? - [Bav] Yeah, I'm really sorry. 634 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,614 I was just... I was talking to that girl, 635 00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:47,443 and I thought I was in there, and I thought I'd show her 636 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,315 some moves, I did the spinning kick... 637 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,099 To be honest, I am very sorry, 638 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,753 but everything was placed quite precariously. 639 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,189 You should really space it out 640 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:56,800 'cause it was just waiting for an accident. 641 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:59,760 Well, when my father finds out about this, 642 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:02,110 he's gonna lose his temper... 643 00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:04,504 and that won't be good for anyone. 644 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:05,896 This needs to be paid for. 645 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,246 By insurance? 646 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,291 There is no insurance. 647 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:11,163 That's weird. 648 00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:14,166 - Look, I have an idea. - Yeah. 649 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,864 You know we are quite close to the Slovenian border here? 650 00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,561 - [Adam] Okay. - I have a package 651 00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:20,041 that I need to be delivered. 652 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,565 You take the package to Slovenia, 653 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:25,090 collect the money, bring it back 654 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,744 and maybe we can forgive the broken art. Huh? 655 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,007 [Adam] Sounds good, but, the only thing is, 656 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,052 I kind of have a policy against taking 657 00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:32,793 mystery packages across foreign borders. 658 00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:35,622 [snaps fingers] I think maybe you're gonna change that policy. 659 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,537 [whispers] I think the mystery package might be drugs. 660 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,581 [whispers] Of course, it's drugs! 661 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,801 Okay, it's settled then. Adam, Bav, 662 00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:43,021 you will go to Slovenia with the package. 663 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:46,981 And, uh, I will keep Sarah as security. 664 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,635 - Okay, deal. - Wait, hold on. What, what, what? 665 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:51,725 Yeah, what? I'm not staying here. 666 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:53,770 But if you are not staying 667 00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:55,642 how do I know that you guys won't run away? 668 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:58,688 - Because we promise. - Oh, I don't... People break promises. 669 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:00,821 This is bullshit. I'm not staying. 670 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,431 Yeah, and I'm not leaving her here, so... 671 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,999 Well, we could always go with the alternative option 672 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,957 that my men in here came up with. 673 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,089 What's the alternative option? 674 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,178 They want to take you for a drive 675 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:11,701 to the water's edge, shoot you in the head 676 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,660 and throw your corpses into the canal. 677 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,575 [tense music playing] 678 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:23,800 You know, why don't you take a couple of minutes to think about it, huh? 679 00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:26,064 Okay. 680 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,327 Okay. 681 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,813 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 682 00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:39,468 Honestly, from the minute I met Giorgio, 683 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,123 I just knew there was something off about him. 684 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,125 And you still decided to bring us to his fucking house. 685 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:46,693 Well, I mean, he's so charming. He looks like James Bond. 686 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,912 I mean, you were getting on just fine with him, to be honest. 687 00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:51,524 Yes, I was actually, 688 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:53,569 until you went Mr. Bean on his art collection! 689 00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:56,094 You know what, honestly, what is the big deal about art anyway? 690 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,400 Like, it's just... It's just shapes and sizes, 691 00:34:58,444 --> 00:35:00,881 like little dicks. They always have statues with the little dicks. 692 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,535 I don't... What's the big deal? What's the fuss about?" 693 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,406 You know what, Bav? I'm gonna kill you. 694 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,800 - What? - I'm just gonna actually kill you. 695 00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:08,062 What? What are you doing? 696 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:08,976 - What's she doing? - Sarah, stop it! 697 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,238 - Whoa, whoa... - I really... 698 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:11,544 - Okay, Sarah... - Geez. 699 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,415 - Sarah, stop. Sarah! - [muffled yelling] 700 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:15,765 - Adam, Adam! - Sarah! Sarah, get... 701 00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:17,593 Sarah! Sarah! 702 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,334 - [grunts] - Stop it! Stop it! 703 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,467 I never want to see his stupid face ever again! 704 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:23,208 - Do you hear me? - Stupid face? 705 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:25,949 - Yes, your stupid idiot face! - Okay. Just calm down! 706 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:29,779 No, I'm not going to calm down because this is just as much your fault! 707 00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:31,129 Why? Why is it my fault? 708 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:34,088 Because you thought it was gonna be a good idea 709 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,786 to bring this moron on our honeymoon! 710 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:40,050 - Okay, okay. - I mean, Adam, what is he even doing here?! 711 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,574 Let's just talk about this another time. 712 00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,532 Please, maybe when our lives aren't being threatened? 713 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,012 - Fine. - Okay. 714 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:46,709 - Or just... - Just go. 715 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:49,277 The two of you can finally be together, 716 00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:51,366 which is clearly what you want. 717 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:54,195 Sarah, I'm not leaving you, okay? 718 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,327 We don't have a choice. 719 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:56,415 Unless you want all of us 720 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:57,590 to end up in the canal. 721 00:35:57,633 --> 00:35:58,939 [speaks Italian] 722 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:04,336 [in English] Did you make up your mind? 723 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,076 [Sarah] Yes. 724 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,601 We decided to go for the not getting murdered option. 725 00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:09,950 [exhales] What a relief. 726 00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:12,561 [muttering] 727 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:14,694 I hate it when people I like get murdered. 728 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,827 Let's-let's get you ready. 729 00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:29,622 Could we really not just put this all in the trunk of the car? 730 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:33,626 Unfortunately, they... they have roadblocks and search the cars. 731 00:36:33,669 --> 00:36:35,236 It's safer this way. 732 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,586 But do we need to tape it to our actual skin? 733 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:41,068 Yes. Rico will give you the instructions and the address. 734 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:42,809 Feeling good? 735 00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:45,072 I've felt better. 736 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:46,813 Just get back as quickly as possible, okay? 737 00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:48,162 - I will. - Okay. 738 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,337 I'm so sorry. 739 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,687 I can promise you that... 740 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:53,341 I will take good care of Sarah. 741 00:36:53,385 --> 00:36:55,909 And, oh, and if you think about calling the police, 742 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,824 or doing anything, um... 743 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,043 Well, you know... 744 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:03,525 Okay. 745 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:06,572 How can he manage to threaten to kill us 746 00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:08,008 and still be so goddamn charming? 747 00:37:08,051 --> 00:37:09,749 I mean, that is charisma. 748 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,142 Alright, here's the address. 749 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:14,841 And what happens if we do get caught? 750 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:17,670 [chuckles] If you want to see your wife alive again... 751 00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:19,889 don't get caught. 752 00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:26,461 - He's less charming. - Let's just get this over with. 753 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:41,171 Well, at least Giorgio sorted us out with a really nice car. 754 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,220 - Shall we pop the radio on? - No. 755 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:50,137 Adam, mate, don't worry, alright? 756 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:51,704 It's gonna be okay. 757 00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,532 Giorgio said that he's gonna look after Sarah, 758 00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:55,185 and I really believe him. 759 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,013 Yeah, unfortunately, I think I know what he has in mind. 760 00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:59,189 - What, you think he's into her? - He's clearly into her! 761 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,235 He was all over her from the second that we walked in. 762 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,106 Well, he might fancy her a little bit. 763 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:05,065 But I don't think that she'd be into him.. 764 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:07,894 I mean, although he is ridiculously good looking. 765 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:10,679 And he's so charming, and he's filthy rich. 766 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,812 He kinda reminds me of, like, an Italian movie star. 767 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:14,770 - What's your point?! - I'm just saying, Adam, 768 00:38:14,814 --> 00:38:16,772 that you're her husband, okay? 769 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:19,209 She's committed to you, whether she likes it or not. 770 00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:24,040 Okay, well, listen, 771 00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:26,869 if you get hungry later, I've got some sandwiches. 772 00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:29,568 - I've got ham and I've got egg. - Look, this isn't a jolly, okay?! 773 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,570 It's not some fun little road trip. 774 00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:33,876 We're smuggling drugs, and we're risking our lives 775 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,097 and potential prison, while my wife is being held hostage 776 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,273 by a particularly handsome Italian drug lord. 777 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:42,276 - He is handsome. - So forgive me if I don't wanna listen to the radio, 778 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,539 and-and eat fucking sandwiches! 779 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,411 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just... 780 00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:48,630 Just give me the egg. 781 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,023 Actually, I quite wanted the egg. 782 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:51,590 Just give me the fucking egg, Bav! 783 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,070 Just unwrap the foil, please. 784 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:55,245 Yeah, sure, sorry. 785 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:56,943 Here... 786 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:01,251 - [tires screeching] - [muffled] Stop! 787 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:04,559 - Alright, sorry. - Why is it... still hot? Why is it so wet? 788 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,344 Well, it's been in my pocket, obviously, I mean... 789 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:08,171 [spits] 790 00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:09,477 Oh, that's a waste. 791 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:10,826 [groans] It's disgusting. 792 00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:13,176 Just give me the ham. 793 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:14,656 - You want the ham? - Yeah. 794 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:19,313 Why are you doing that again? 795 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,097 - Sorry. - We just went through that. 796 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:26,799 Hey, don't look so sad, beautiful. 797 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,453 Listen to me, motherfucker, 798 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:32,065 if you or anyone thinks about touching me, 799 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:36,809 you should be aware that I know 15 different self-defense kill moves, 800 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:38,767 including the one with the thumbs in the eyeballs. 801 00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:40,639 [Giorgio] I can assure you he's not gonna touch you. 802 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:41,466 How do you know? 803 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,990 Ah, because he's gay. 804 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:45,339 Are you? 805 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,385 Just because I'm a drug dealer I can't be gay? 806 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:51,345 Are you stereotyping homosexuals? 807 00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:54,217 [coughs] 808 00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:56,394 [speaks Italian] 809 00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:01,181 [peaceful music playing] 810 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:07,927 [Bav] God, it's amazing here, isn't it? 811 00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:11,844 Remember that, um, school trip we had to the Lake District? 812 00:40:11,887 --> 00:40:13,280 This kinda like reminds me of that. 813 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,716 Yeah, there are a couple minor differences 814 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,762 - I can think of. - Yeah, true. [chuckles] 815 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:19,068 Still though, that was an amazing time wasn't it? 816 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:21,462 Me you, Rajesh, Magnus... 817 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,246 Oh, those were the days. 818 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,900 Before girls got involved. 819 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,380 Saying that, wasn't that the trip 820 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,034 where I snogged three girls? 821 00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,949 - Oh, God, here we go. - Yeah. 822 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,646 You did not snog three girls on that trip. 823 00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:33,648 That was the trip where I snogged the triplets. 824 00:40:33,692 --> 00:40:35,128 The... Oh, they are triplets now. 825 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:36,608 - Yeah... - Unbelievable, dude. 826 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,000 You just keep adding to the story. 827 00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,175 No, they've always been triplets. 828 00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:41,003 Dude, we were 12 years old, 829 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:42,875 the teacher was watching us the entire time. 830 00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:43,789 No. 831 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:44,964 Oh, fuck. 832 00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:46,356 It's a roadblock. 833 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,923 Oh, my God. What do we do? 834 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,925 Just be calm, be calm, bro, it's fine. 835 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,797 Kind hard to be calm though, Bav, when I've got 836 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,886 200,000 pounds of cocaine strapped to my testicles. 837 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:57,106 Look, they're pulling cars over, they're talking to people. 838 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,631 - Oh, fuck, we're so dead. - We're not dead. Stop doing that face. 839 00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:00,893 - Oh, God, these guys are pulling us over. - Stop doing that face. 840 00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:02,068 - What face? - That stupid 841 00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:03,330 "I'm a guilty drug smuggler" face. 842 00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:04,636 What are you talking about, this is my face! 843 00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:05,941 [Bav] Maybe we should just turn ourselves in? 844 00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,421 [Adam] What the fuck are you talking about? 845 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,770 They threatened to hurt Sarah if we get caught. 846 00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:10,729 [Bav] Okay, that's true. It's going to be fine. 847 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,905 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 848 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,345 Hi, Officer. 849 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,522 Can I ask what is your purpose 850 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,306 for coming into Slovenia? 851 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,613 We're on holiday. 852 00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:28,268 Yeah, honeymoon. 853 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:30,792 - [stuttering] - Not ours. 854 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:34,361 No. There's nothing wrong with that, if you are that. 855 00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:37,146 Um, but his honeymoon, with his wife. 856 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:38,452 Bella. 857 00:41:39,279 --> 00:41:40,323 But she's not here. 858 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:43,457 No. No, she is not here, 859 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:47,026 she is... she's back in Venezia. 860 00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:48,854 [both] Venice. 861 00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:52,640 So, you came with your wife on your honeymoon, 862 00:41:52,684 --> 00:41:55,208 and you go on a trip with him? 863 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:58,037 I know... it's weird. 864 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,126 [chuckles] You can imagine my wife, 865 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:01,214 how angry she is about it. 866 00:42:01,257 --> 00:42:03,303 [both laughing] 867 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:07,786 Are you bringing through any contraband goods? 868 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:09,614 - No. - Animals? 869 00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:10,615 No, no, no. 870 00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:13,618 - Drugs? - Drugs? 871 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:15,620 Oh, no. 872 00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,665 How... I have never ever, 873 00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:21,321 ever touched a drug in my life, ever. 874 00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:23,802 - Right. - [stutters] Okay, you know, 875 00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:26,500 I once, once did coke by accident. 876 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,459 It was my friend, hit me with... And it went in my... 877 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,984 But, uh... is alcohol a drug? 878 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,726 Because alcohol, okay, I've done alcohol before. 879 00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,728 Yeah, because people do consider it a drug, technically. 880 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:39,034 Well, then lock me up and throw away the key, but... 881 00:42:39,078 --> 00:42:40,862 Illegal, illegal drugs? 882 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,821 Never ever in my life, I swear to God. 883 00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:44,387 I swear to... 884 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:49,567 Could you pull the car over to the side please, sir? 885 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:52,613 Officer, I would really like to apologize for my friend. 886 00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:55,921 He has problems with his brain. 887 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,968 Pull the car over there, please. 888 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:03,406 Right, yeah, of course, no problem. 889 00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:05,713 [Adam shuddering] 890 00:43:07,846 --> 00:43:09,761 - What the fuck was that, bro? - I was trying to throw him 891 00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:11,414 - off the scent, okay? - You fuckin' managed to spray the scent 892 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:14,026 - all over his fucking face! - What do we do now? 893 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:16,550 [Adam] We're just gonna be really calm and do exactly what he says. 894 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,031 - Please step out of the car. - Yes, coming. 895 00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,119 - Coming. - Coming. 896 00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:36,614 Bav! What the fuck! 897 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:39,007 Dude, you've got fucking coke pouring out of you! 898 00:43:39,051 --> 00:43:43,359 - Oh, God. - Just lift your arm and hold it up, Jesus. 899 00:43:43,403 --> 00:43:44,752 [whispers indistinct] 900 00:43:49,322 --> 00:43:51,280 Could you come with me, please? 901 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,369 - Why? - Where? 902 00:43:53,413 --> 00:43:55,067 Come with me. 903 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,025 Oh, God. Oh, God. 904 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:15,696 Is there a problem, Officer? 905 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,177 Yes, we have a problem. 906 00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:23,617 You don't have the appropriate pass 907 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,445 to be driving in Slovenia. 908 00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:28,753 You need a Vignette Toll Sticker. 909 00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:30,015 - Oh, thank God. - [Adam slaps Bav's leg] 910 00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:31,843 I just have to sign it. 911 00:44:37,631 --> 00:44:39,589 - Do you need a pen? - Oh, yes. 912 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:40,416 Ah. 913 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,288 I have a... actually. 914 00:44:42,331 --> 00:44:43,463 He has a pen. 915 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,380 [whispering indistinct] 916 00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:49,338 Oh, my God, I feel so alive. 917 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,126 - [officer] Excuse me! - He's onto us, he's onto us! 918 00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:55,475 Shit, why is he coming after us? 919 00:44:55,518 --> 00:44:57,390 - Fuck, he must have seen... - Excuse me! 920 00:44:57,433 --> 00:44:59,044 Some of the fucking coke coming out my sleeve. 921 00:44:59,087 --> 00:45:00,654 [Adam] We're gonna go to jail, and they're going to kill Sarah. 922 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,917 He's coming! Quick, quick, quick! Press the fucking gas! 923 00:45:02,961 --> 00:45:05,398 I'm going... I'm going as fast as I can! 924 00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:08,227 [indistinct] God, what the fuck, man! 925 00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:09,837 - Oh, God. - [Bav] Quick, quick! 926 00:45:09,881 --> 00:45:11,273 - [Adam] Oh, my God. - [Bav] Oh, God! 927 00:45:11,317 --> 00:45:13,623 [rock music playing] 928 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:17,715 [mutters] Oh, God. Is he behind us? 929 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,586 I don't think so! Just keep driving! 930 00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:20,935 [Adam] What do I do now?! 931 00:45:20,979 --> 00:45:22,371 - You see that sign road, yeah? - Yeah. 932 00:45:22,415 --> 00:45:23,677 [Bav] Drift into there! 933 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,461 Drift into... I'm not fucking Vin Diesel. 934 00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:27,942 Do a 230 degree turn at three o'clock. 935 00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,161 Do a 230 degree turn at three o'clock? 936 00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,815 What the fuck are you talking about? 937 00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:33,078 - There's no fucking time! - I'm doing it! 938 00:45:33,121 --> 00:45:35,210 [both yelling] 939 00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,735 [coughing] 940 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,781 There you go, good boy, good boy. 941 00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,828 Oh, get it all out. 942 00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:46,091 Better out than in, that's what my mum always used to say. 943 00:45:46,134 --> 00:45:48,397 Fuck off! 944 00:45:48,441 --> 00:45:49,529 [groans] 945 00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:55,709 Okay, I think that's it. 946 00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:04,239 What the hell are you doing?! 947 00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:07,155 - I'm burning the car. - Why? 948 00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:09,157 - Have you never seen any movie, ever? - [lighter flicking] 949 00:46:09,201 --> 00:46:11,116 They've got our license plate, okay. 950 00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:12,682 This is evidence we need to get rid of! 951 00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,815 Plus, it's got our DNA all over it, you Muppet! 952 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:16,904 - No, no, no, no. - Go, go, go, go, go! 953 00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:19,472 - Fucking run! - Oh, my God! 954 00:46:20,212 --> 00:46:21,256 Bav. 955 00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:24,651 A problem? 956 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:31,963 You know what? 957 00:46:33,051 --> 00:46:34,487 Why don't you take your time? 958 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,271 Spend the night there. 959 00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:38,143 Yeah, cool! 960 00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:40,449 [laughing] 961 00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:42,974 Yeah. No, no, no. 962 00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:44,845 No, no, understood. No, no, understood. 963 00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:46,151 Yeah, sorry, yeah. 964 00:46:46,194 --> 00:46:48,196 Okay, thank you, bye. 965 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:51,983 Was Sarah okay? 966 00:46:52,026 --> 00:46:54,942 Um... yeah, probably, I don't know I didn't ask. 967 00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,684 Giorgio is cool though, he's in good spirits. 968 00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:59,947 He said that we could drop the stuff off tomorrow morning, 969 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:03,037 so, he's given us this place that we can stay overnight. 970 00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,432 - Overnight?! - Yeah, sorry, um... 971 00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:07,737 Jesus Christ. 972 00:47:07,781 --> 00:47:09,043 He also said that 973 00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:11,959 if we mess this up we're both dead. 974 00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:13,569 I mean, he didn't say it like that, you know, 975 00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,049 he said it in a Giorgio way, you know, what he's like, 976 00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:17,530 so charming. That was the crux of it. 977 00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:19,445 So where is this place we're supposed to stay at? 978 00:47:19,488 --> 00:47:23,101 - Fourteen miles away. - Fourteen miles?! 979 00:47:23,144 --> 00:47:25,364 We're meant to walk 14 miles? 980 00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:27,322 That's alright. We'll just take it step by step. 981 00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:28,541 [thunder rumbles softly] 982 00:47:28,584 --> 00:47:30,195 [rain pattering] 983 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,464 [knocking on door] 984 00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:39,508 Hello! 985 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:41,032 Hello! 986 00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:44,774 Oh. 987 00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:48,561 Hi, sorry. 988 00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:51,825 Uh... Giorgio sent us. 989 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:52,913 [woman spits] 990 00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,234 Oh. 991 00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,542 - Hello. - Hiya. 992 00:48:13,586 --> 00:48:14,761 [man spits] 993 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,242 Okay. 994 00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:19,984 Thank you. Thank you very much. 995 00:48:20,027 --> 00:48:21,333 Thank you, madam. 996 00:48:24,727 --> 00:48:25,903 God... 997 00:48:26,642 --> 00:48:27,643 [woman spits] 998 00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:34,259 [exhales] What the hell was that? 999 00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:35,521 What was with all the spitting. 1000 00:48:35,564 --> 00:48:38,219 - Why was she spitting so much? - Bro... 1001 00:48:38,263 --> 00:48:39,438 There's only one bed. 1002 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:40,700 We can just 69 it, 1003 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:41,831 like we used to do when we were kids. 1004 00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:43,268 You mean top and tails? 1005 00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:45,531 Yeah, top and tails, 69, same thing. 1006 00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:47,272 - You know what I mean. - It's not the same thing. 1007 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:48,577 Alright, whatever. Okay, listen, 1008 00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:49,404 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, alright. 1009 00:48:49,448 --> 00:48:50,884 Okay. 1010 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,755 Don't take too long. 1011 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:53,669 Yeah. 1012 00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:58,500 [exhales] 1013 00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:02,330 Bav, I'm gonna need some help. 1014 00:49:02,374 --> 00:49:03,897 Okay. Are you sure? 1015 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,377 Yeah. 1016 00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:06,552 - Alright. - Okay. 1017 00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:07,727 - Ready? - Yeah. 1018 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:08,728 - Three... - On three. 1019 00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:10,121 Two, one. Go! 1020 00:49:10,164 --> 00:49:11,905 - [tape ripping] - [groaning] 1021 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,167 Okay, on three. 1022 00:49:13,211 --> 00:49:14,168 [groaning] 1023 00:49:14,212 --> 00:49:17,128 - One, two... - Ooh, fuck me! 1024 00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:21,697 Okay, okay, you want me to do you now? 1025 00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:24,526 Nah, I'm probably gonna go to the bathroom, 1026 00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:26,876 the hot water, the steam will help it come off really easily. 1027 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,140 Otherwise you get that. [chuckles] 1028 00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:31,011 What? How? 1029 00:49:31,881 --> 00:49:33,361 Why didn't you tell me? 1030 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:38,192 [exhales] 1031 00:49:45,939 --> 00:49:47,985 [farting] 1032 00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:52,250 [inhales sharply] 1033 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:54,382 Mm. 1034 00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:05,915 Fuck. 1035 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:13,227 [Adam] Everything okay? You were in there for a while. 1036 00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:14,489 Yeah, yeah, all good. 1037 00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:16,535 Got the tape off nice and easy, did you? 1038 00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:18,798 Yeah. Came on, off... 1039 00:50:18,841 --> 00:50:20,452 Right. 1040 00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:22,845 - Bav, what are you doing? - You know I always sleep naked. 1041 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,804 Not in this tiny bed with me in it, you're not. 1042 00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:25,979 - Oh, my God. - Put some clothes on. 1043 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,024 Alright. 1044 00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:30,984 I can't believe I should have been with Sarah 1045 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,725 in that beautiful hotel right now. 1046 00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:35,510 Instead I'm in the worst hotel on the planet. 1047 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:45,651 Is it really bad to admit that I'm not having the worst time? 1048 00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:49,872 I mean... [sighs] It's kinda, like, nice to spend some time together, 1049 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:53,311 some real you and me time, we haven't done that for ages. 1050 00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:54,660 Do you know what I was thinking about, Adam? 1051 00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:56,749 I was thinking about our Geography teacher. 1052 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:58,229 What was his name? Mr. Barker. 1053 00:50:59,317 --> 00:51:01,014 - Weirdo Beardo. - Weirdo Beardo. 1054 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:04,365 Yeah, 'cause he was weird, and he had a beard. [chuckles] 1055 00:51:04,409 --> 00:51:06,846 Oh, my God, do you remember when you put something on his seat and he sat on it? 1056 00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:09,022 What was it, was it a hair brush? A hair brush? 1057 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,590 - It was a pine cone. - Pine cone! [laughs] 1058 00:51:11,633 --> 00:51:13,331 That was amazing! 1059 00:51:13,374 --> 00:51:16,508 Oh, my God, you were in so much trouble that year. 1060 00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:18,075 If they'd found out it was you 1061 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:20,164 they'd probably would have kicked you out of school. 1062 00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:22,035 And you took the blame for me, didn't you? 1063 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,993 Yeah. I got one week detention. 1064 00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:27,084 Why'd you do that, Bav? 1065 00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:29,434 Why'd you take the blame for me? 1066 00:51:29,477 --> 00:51:32,393 What do you mean, why? Am I your best friend? 1067 00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:42,447 Oh, hi. 1068 00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:43,448 Hello. 1069 00:51:43,491 --> 00:51:44,840 Excuse me? 1070 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:49,584 Ivan. 1071 00:51:49,628 --> 00:51:52,761 - Okay, yeah. - Oh. 1072 00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:54,937 I think you may have come into the wrong room? 1073 00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:58,898 Uh, the wrong... 1074 00:51:58,941 --> 00:52:02,206 I think you may have come into the wrong room. 1075 00:52:02,249 --> 00:52:03,511 Mr. Ivan. 1076 00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:06,645 'Cause we're... we're stay... 1077 00:52:09,996 --> 00:52:12,390 [snorting] [spits] 1078 00:52:19,048 --> 00:52:21,268 [snoring] 1079 00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:29,929 Good morning, my dear. 1080 00:52:29,972 --> 00:52:31,757 Did you sleep well? 1081 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:34,020 Weirdly, no. 1082 00:52:34,063 --> 00:52:35,674 Me neither. 1083 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,197 But I got inspired. 1084 00:52:38,111 --> 00:52:39,504 I drew something for you. 1085 00:52:50,428 --> 00:52:51,559 Cool. 1086 00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:04,529 Please, have some breakfast and then I planned a little trip for us. 1087 00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:07,271 - What kind of trip? - I promise that you will like it. 1088 00:53:07,314 --> 00:53:09,795 And we'll be back in time for Adam and Bav. 1089 00:53:11,623 --> 00:53:15,366 - [snoring] - [rooster crows] 1090 00:53:15,409 --> 00:53:17,716 [groaning] 1091 00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,067 [Adam] Get off. 1092 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:24,331 Get off of me! 1093 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,942 Oh, shit, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1094 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:30,598 Jesus Christ, you weigh a ton! 1095 00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:32,252 It's just the Christmas weight. 1096 00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:34,123 Christmas weight, it's July! 1097 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:35,864 Alright, I haven't shed it yet, alright. 1098 00:53:35,908 --> 00:53:37,257 Don't body shame me! 1099 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,000 Jesus, Bav. 1100 00:53:41,043 --> 00:53:42,915 - What? - Do you have a boner? 1101 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,482 It's a morning boner. 1102 00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:47,224 It's not for you, don't flatter yourself, mate! 1103 00:53:48,747 --> 00:53:51,619 At least that weirdo's gone and didn't kill us in the night. 1104 00:53:52,968 --> 00:53:54,753 Hey, Bav! 1105 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,102 By the time I get back from the bathroom 1106 00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:57,451 I want that thing gone. 1107 00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:04,676 [Ivan sniffs] 1108 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:14,860 What the hell? 1109 00:54:17,123 --> 00:54:21,170 Okay, well, thank you so much for having us. 1110 00:54:21,214 --> 00:54:22,781 - Really appre... - [blows raspberry] 1111 00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:25,653 - Oh? - [sputtering] 1112 00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:29,353 Yeah, uh... 1113 00:54:29,396 --> 00:54:30,528 [spits] 1114 00:54:32,965 --> 00:54:34,358 Yeah. 1115 00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:37,796 And, uh, it was a very pleasant stay, and... 1116 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,841 [spits] 1117 00:54:40,581 --> 00:54:41,800 So thank you. 1118 00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:45,543 Yeah, okay, thank you! 1119 00:54:46,195 --> 00:54:47,327 [spits] 1120 00:54:50,461 --> 00:54:51,940 [door closes] 1121 00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:56,902 - [Bav] Adam, Adam! - Okay. 1122 00:54:56,945 --> 00:54:58,425 - Bav? - Great news! 1123 00:54:58,469 --> 00:55:00,209 I've got Ivan to take us to the drop off. 1124 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,907 - Really, that's great news? - It's better than walking. 1125 00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:03,474 I guess. How'd you get him to agree to that? 1126 00:55:03,517 --> 00:55:05,127 I told him you were gonna give him 500 euros. 1127 00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:06,651 - Okay? Come on, let's go! - Five hundred euros? 1128 00:55:06,694 --> 00:55:08,392 How'd you get... How'd you get to 500 euros? 1129 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,307 [Bav] I started on 800, I hammered it down. 1130 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:15,529 Hey, Ivan, how's it going? 1131 00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:18,010 Thank you, okay, maybe we can talk about the... 1132 00:55:18,053 --> 00:55:19,794 There's no front seat, huh? 1133 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:22,101 Really? 1134 00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:23,581 This was 500 euros? 1135 00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:25,278 This car's not worth 500 euros! 1136 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:27,585 [groans] What is that smell? I can't breathe. 1137 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,675 I think it's coming from this. 1138 00:55:30,718 --> 00:55:32,329 Hey, it's Ivan's shitty underpants. 1139 00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:35,114 Oh, God. Why would he have a bag of shitty underpants? 1140 00:55:35,157 --> 00:55:36,071 Ooh. 1141 00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:45,124 - [engine starts] - [loud rock music playing on stereo] 1142 00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:53,872 Um... 1143 00:55:57,615 --> 00:55:59,921 This place is closed. 1144 00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:02,359 Not for me. 1145 00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:06,798 [dramatic music playing] 1146 00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:10,584 Really? 1147 00:56:15,937 --> 00:56:17,896 [rock music continues] 1148 00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:19,114 [Adam] Ivan! 1149 00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:21,203 - Ivan! - What? 1150 00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:23,336 Can you please turn the music down? 1151 00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:28,428 [music stops] 1152 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:29,690 Thank you. 1153 00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:34,129 Adam, I had a really weird dream last night. 1154 00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:36,393 - I don't know if I should tell you about. - Don't tell me then. 1155 00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:38,177 - But I feel like you should know. - Okay then. 1156 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:39,918 I just don't wanna hurt your feelings though. 1157 00:56:39,961 --> 00:56:41,485 Fine, so don't tell me. 1158 00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:43,138 Yeah, but then I feel like I'm holding stuff back from you, 1159 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:44,226 and you know we don't have secrets. 1160 00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:45,489 Bav, just tell me or don't tell me. 1161 00:56:45,532 --> 00:56:46,664 I really don't give a fuck. 1162 00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:49,231 - Alright, I'll tell you. - God. 1163 00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:53,584 So, last night, I had a dream about Sarah. 1164 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:57,196 And Giorgio was shagging her, from behind. 1165 00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,068 I mean, he was giving her proper seeing to. 1166 00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:01,592 Then, all of a sudden, 1167 00:57:01,635 --> 00:57:03,855 she started asking for me. 1168 00:57:03,898 --> 00:57:05,378 Jesus Christ. 1169 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,075 And I didn't wanna join in, I really didn't, 1170 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,643 but Sarah absolutely insisted. 1171 00:57:09,687 --> 00:57:12,080 And then me and Giorgio were both doing her 1172 00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:14,735 in every way imaginable, 1173 00:57:14,779 --> 00:57:17,216 and that's why I had that boner this morning. 1174 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,609 For fuck's sake, Bav. 1175 00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:19,827 What the hell is wrong with you? 1176 00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:21,046 Well, I can't control my dreams. 1177 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:22,003 - I... - Sorry! 1178 00:57:22,047 --> 00:57:23,570 But don't tell me about them! 1179 00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:25,964 Just keep 'em private. 1180 00:57:29,794 --> 00:57:32,100 [classical music playing] 1181 00:57:36,844 --> 00:57:37,932 Wow! 1182 00:57:47,246 --> 00:57:49,814 No one had to be killed for this to happen, right? 1183 00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:50,815 No. 1184 00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:53,426 Good. 1185 00:57:56,342 --> 00:57:57,517 [clears throat] 1186 00:58:10,312 --> 00:58:12,271 God, I love Tintoretto. 1187 00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:18,059 Does Adam share your love of art? 1188 00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:20,975 He tries, but, not really. 1189 00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:22,716 What does he do for a living? 1190 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,544 He's a marketing manager. 1191 00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,851 Is that exciting? 1192 00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:28,461 Exciting? 1193 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:32,509 I guess not, but at least he's not a fucking criminal. 1194 00:58:35,642 --> 00:58:37,383 [rock music playing] 1195 00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:46,958 I need to use the toilet, da? 1196 00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:52,006 [grunts] 1197 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:01,015 Oh! 1198 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,105 - [groans] - [Bav] Oh, God. 1199 00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:06,760 [exhales] 1200 00:59:07,892 --> 00:59:08,980 That's pungent! 1201 00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:14,986 Hey, listen, bro, I just... 1202 00:59:15,029 --> 00:59:17,423 You know when we do the drop, if anything happens to us... 1203 00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:19,033 - Don't talk like that, Bav. - No, no, no, 1204 00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:20,295 I'm just saying, like, if they kill us 1205 00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:21,601 or they chop our heads off or anything, 1206 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:23,647 I just want to let you to know that, like, 1207 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,300 I couldn't have asked for a better best friend. 1208 00:59:25,344 --> 00:59:28,390 Okay, well, good to know. Anyway, nothing's gonna happen. 1209 00:59:28,434 --> 00:59:32,046 We're just gonna give them the drugs, take the money and that's it. 1210 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,961 Yeah, you're probably right. 1211 00:59:34,005 --> 00:59:35,180 Although... 1212 00:59:36,224 --> 00:59:37,530 Although? 1213 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,445 You should... You should probably know that 1214 00:59:39,488 --> 00:59:44,450 there might be a... slight problem with the drugs. 1215 00:59:44,493 --> 00:59:46,931 What slight problem with the drugs? 1216 00:59:46,974 --> 00:59:49,063 So, you know, when I was having a bath yesterday, and I was, 1217 00:59:49,107 --> 00:59:50,587 like, you know, trying to get all the drug packaging... 1218 00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:52,284 Some of the water seeped into the drug packaging, 1219 00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:54,112 and some of it, it's... 1220 00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:57,463 quite a lot of it's... quite fucked. 1221 00:59:59,073 --> 00:59:59,987 What? 1222 01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:05,602 Sorry, it-it... 1223 01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:07,342 It kinda... 1224 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,084 Yeah, I'm really sorry, 1225 01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:11,695 it's kind of like mixed with the water 1226 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:14,393 it's kinda turn it into like a weird kind of mush. 1227 01:00:14,436 --> 01:00:16,613 - What the fuck, Bav! - I'm sorry! 1228 01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:18,615 - What the fuck! - Your half is still okay! 1229 01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,399 - Yeah, but we need all of it! - Okay, it's fine... 1230 01:00:20,442 --> 01:00:21,748 What are we going to do? What are they gonna say 1231 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:24,272 - when they see this? - I've thought about it. 1232 01:00:24,316 --> 01:00:26,535 - What have you come up with? - Nothing, I've just thought about it! 1233 01:00:26,579 --> 01:00:29,060 - Oh, my God! - Relax, relax, I'll take care of it! 1234 01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:30,801 Oh, yeah, you're... You're gonna take care of it? 1235 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:33,107 I'll handle it! Stop being so fucking neurotic! 1236 01:00:33,151 --> 01:00:34,456 Oh, I'm being neurotic? 1237 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,024 Yeah, you big, fucking neurotic freak! 1238 01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:42,116 [upbeat music playing] 1239 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,031 Don't... Don't even think about it! 1240 01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:45,424 Don't do it! 1241 01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:47,339 Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 1242 01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:52,561 - [groans] - Yeah, it hurts! 1243 01:00:55,086 --> 01:00:56,261 Hey, hey! 1244 01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:58,089 - [yelling] - [laughing] 1245 01:00:58,132 --> 01:00:59,481 Hey, what are you doing? Stop! 1246 01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:01,440 Stop! Stop it! 1247 01:01:01,483 --> 01:01:02,920 Are you using the good stuff? 1248 01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:04,008 I might have been. 1249 01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:05,313 What, are you fucking crazy? 1250 01:01:05,357 --> 01:01:06,924 Well, you fucking started it! 1251 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:08,490 Oh, did I? Sorry. 1252 01:01:15,323 --> 01:01:16,368 How was your shit? 1253 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,500 Let's go. 1254 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,859 [Adam] Well, now we are completely fucked. 1255 01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:31,209 - [Bav] You're the one who threw it. - [Adam] Shut up, just shut up. 1256 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:37,955 My mother used to take me 1257 01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:40,044 to see all the Renaissance artists. 1258 01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:44,962 If things had been different, I might have been a painter. 1259 01:01:45,005 --> 01:01:47,399 Why didn't you? 1260 01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:51,925 My father wanted me to take on the family business. 1261 01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:53,753 And you couldn't say no to him? 1262 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:58,105 He's not an easy man to say no to. 1263 01:01:58,149 --> 01:02:01,718 Must be hard having your life controlled like that. 1264 01:02:01,761 --> 01:02:04,198 You might have all the money in the world, 1265 01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:06,287 but if you don't have the freedom 1266 01:02:06,331 --> 01:02:10,074 to be who you wanna be, what good is it? 1267 01:02:21,259 --> 01:02:24,697 Come, I have another surprise for you. 1268 01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:38,406 [exclaims] 1269 01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:40,757 What the absolute fuck. 1270 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,281 This is my favorite place in all of Venezia. 1271 01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:45,631 Do you like it? 1272 01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:47,851 How could I not like it? It's phenomenal. 1273 01:02:55,119 --> 01:02:58,644 By the way, I spoke to the curator of the gallery. 1274 01:02:58,687 --> 01:03:03,301 Anything you want for your exhibition in London, it's yours. 1275 01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:07,566 Why are you doing all this? 1276 01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:13,833 Just want to make up for everything that's happened. 1277 01:03:19,839 --> 01:03:21,798 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1278 01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:23,712 I have a quick phone call to make. 1279 01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:31,720 [speaking Italian] 1280 01:03:46,518 --> 01:03:47,954 [Bav] I don't like the look of this place. 1281 01:03:47,998 --> 01:03:49,564 Maybe we should go home. 1282 01:03:49,608 --> 01:03:51,175 [Adam] And what about Sarah, we just leave her with Giorgio? 1283 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:52,393 [Bav] Adam, you know what, you can just get another wife, 1284 01:03:52,437 --> 01:03:53,481 you can find someone else. 1285 01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:54,700 [Adam] Bav, we are going in there 1286 01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:56,528 to deliver the drugs and get the money. 1287 01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,573 [groans] [sniffing] 1288 01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:01,141 Oh, fuck. 1289 01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:05,885 - Come on, then. - You want me to come, as well? 1290 01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:08,105 Yeah, of course, you're coming! You're the whole fucking reason we're in this mess. 1291 01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:09,933 Maybe you take Ivan instead. 1292 01:04:09,976 --> 01:04:11,978 What, why would I take Ivan? 1293 01:04:12,022 --> 01:04:14,546 We kinda look the same and, you know, he's... 1294 01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,113 he's got less to lose than me. 1295 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:17,679 Bav, get the fuck out of the car. 1296 01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:18,724 Alright! 1297 01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:19,812 Fuck! 1298 01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:23,337 Oh, fuck. 1299 01:04:23,381 --> 01:04:24,643 Ivan, just wait here, we'll be, like, 1300 01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:26,210 - five minutes, alright? - [Ivan] Da. 1301 01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:31,606 Oh, fuck. This is fucking nuts, man. 1302 01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:34,914 How the fuck are we gonna convince those guys 1303 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,350 to take that bag of shit? 1304 01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:37,830 It's alright. We've still got some of it. 1305 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,353 I think it's gonna be alright. You know what, 1306 01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:40,833 I feel weirdly confident about this. 1307 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,313 Yeah, you feel confident because a ton of that cocaine 1308 01:04:42,356 --> 01:04:43,488 went up your nose. 1309 01:04:43,531 --> 01:04:44,663 Oh, Jesus Christ, it's the guy. 1310 01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:46,360 - Just act normal. - Yeah. 1311 01:04:47,448 --> 01:04:49,929 Hello, we were sent by Giorgio. 1312 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,278 Giorgio sent us. 1313 01:04:57,502 --> 01:04:59,983 My God, what is this place? 1314 01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:03,508 It's alright, it's going to be okay. 1315 01:05:03,551 --> 01:05:04,639 It's going to be alright. 1316 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,299 [speaking Slovenian] 1317 01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:19,611 Maybe we should just come clean. 1318 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,135 Shh, I've got a plan, just relax. 1319 01:05:22,179 --> 01:05:23,789 Just let me... let me take this, let me lead. 1320 01:05:23,832 --> 01:05:25,138 - What are you gonna say? - Let me lead! 1321 01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:26,357 - What are you gonna say? - Chill, just chill. 1322 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,619 Stop being cool... 1323 01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:28,968 You got the stuff? 1324 01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:31,840 Yeah. I've got the stuff. 1325 01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:36,149 But, can I just ask you a question? 1326 01:05:37,803 --> 01:05:41,546 - Do you really need all this cocaine? - What? 1327 01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:44,636 I mean, you know what this does to people, right? 1328 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:47,334 You know it ruins people's lives. 1329 01:05:47,378 --> 01:05:48,379 Yeah? 1330 01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:50,250 I mean, and for what? 1331 01:05:50,294 --> 01:05:51,730 For money? 1332 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:53,514 For a new car? 1333 01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,430 Shiny new gun? 1334 01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:58,041 - I mean... - What are you doing, man? 1335 01:05:58,084 --> 01:06:00,391 You can make a change in your life right now. 1336 01:06:00,434 --> 01:06:03,350 When you were a little bambino, did you say, "When I grow up, 1337 01:06:03,394 --> 01:06:05,396 I wanna be a gangster?" 1338 01:06:05,439 --> 01:06:08,790 - No, I wanted to be a soldier. - Yes! 1339 01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:11,793 You see, that is a noble profession. 1340 01:06:11,837 --> 01:06:14,100 That's because I wanted to kill people. 1341 01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:15,972 [both] Ah. 1342 01:06:16,015 --> 01:06:17,886 Now, give me bag. 1343 01:06:18,757 --> 01:06:20,106 Give him the bag, Bav. 1344 01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:22,239 Give me bag. 1345 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:24,719 Give him the bag, Bav. 1346 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,766 I don't want to give you the bag. 1347 01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:29,463 Give me the fucking bag! 1348 01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:30,551 Yeah, sure. 1349 01:06:34,381 --> 01:06:35,426 Okay, so... 1350 01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:42,346 - What is this shit?! - [Bav] Okay, okay, let me explain, 1351 01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:44,652 that's the new... The new cocaina on the street, 1352 01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,089 - all the kids are doing it. - [Adam] Chocolate sprinkles. 1353 01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:48,830 That's cocaina 2.0... They call it chocolate chip. 1354 01:06:48,874 --> 01:06:50,789 - That's right. - It has pieces of black... 1355 01:06:50,832 --> 01:06:52,051 - Chocolate chips... - chocolate chips... 1356 01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:53,357 You are gonna make so much money off... 1357 01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,967 We tried some, it's really good shit. 1358 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,577 It's like... I rubbed it all... It was really, good stuff. 1359 01:06:56,621 --> 01:06:58,579 - You want to fuck me?! - Fuck you? 1360 01:06:58,623 --> 01:07:00,320 - We don't want to fuck you. - No, absolutely not, sir. 1361 01:07:00,364 --> 01:07:01,278 We do not wanna fuck you. 1362 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,844 We just had a little mishap, 1363 01:07:02,888 --> 01:07:04,890 and we're doing the best we can to salvage the situation. 1364 01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:06,544 So, here's... let me explain. 1365 01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:09,460 My friend, right, he got some of that coke wet, 1366 01:07:09,503 --> 01:07:10,722 'cause it was... Long story, right? 1367 01:07:10,765 --> 01:07:12,463 You threw it, he threw it at me. 1368 01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:14,030 - No, well, we didn't... - He threw the coke... 1369 01:07:14,073 --> 01:07:15,640 - No, don't blame me now.. - Just... don't... 1370 01:07:15,683 --> 01:07:16,684 - [gun cocks] - Don't blame me now. 1371 01:07:16,728 --> 01:07:18,251 - Shut up! - Okay, okay. 1372 01:07:20,906 --> 01:07:22,473 [tense music playing] 1373 01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:26,085 Oh, God, please, please. 1374 01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:30,916 - Please! - [whimpering] 1375 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:32,744 [Adam] Okay. 1376 01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:34,702 [police yelling in Italian] 1377 01:07:43,885 --> 01:07:45,104 [groans] 1378 01:07:48,412 --> 01:07:49,674 [gasping] 1379 01:07:49,717 --> 01:07:50,892 Oh, fuck! 1380 01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:53,460 What the fuck was that? 1381 01:07:53,504 --> 01:07:55,071 I think I can see Ivan's car. Come on! 1382 01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:56,637 No, no, no, no! We need to get the money! 1383 01:07:56,681 --> 01:07:57,986 What the fuck you talking about money? 1384 01:07:58,030 --> 01:07:59,031 It's a fucking warzone out there! 1385 01:07:59,075 --> 01:07:59,945 We need to get the money for Giorgio 1386 01:07:59,988 --> 01:08:01,512 so that he'll let Sarah go! 1387 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:03,079 That's the fucking coke in your system! 1388 01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:05,385 Come on, let's fucking go! [yelling] 1389 01:08:05,429 --> 01:08:06,734 [rapid gunfire] 1390 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:13,219 [Bav] Adam! 1391 01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,006 Come on! 1392 01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:19,530 Hurry up! 1393 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:24,100 Adam! 1394 01:08:27,364 --> 01:08:29,627 Oh, my fucking God! That was fucking amazing! 1395 01:08:29,670 --> 01:08:31,890 Come on, let's go! You've been shot. 1396 01:08:31,933 --> 01:08:33,021 - You've been shot! - Oh, fuck! 1397 01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:34,762 Don't worry, I'll suck the bullet out. 1398 01:08:34,806 --> 01:08:38,070 What, what? Why? 1399 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,812 [groans] I think it just grazed you, you lucky bastard. 1400 01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:42,466 I really wish I hadn't done that now. 1401 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:43,728 - Okay, we gotta go. - Okay. 1402 01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:46,731 - Come on, now, let's go. - Alright! 1403 01:08:46,774 --> 01:08:48,646 [groans] Oh, come on, I can't get through! 1404 01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:50,213 - It's the Christmas weight! - Come on, now. 1405 01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:51,823 - [grunts] - Get it through there, buddy! 1406 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:53,912 Come on! 1407 01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,610 Come on! 1408 01:08:56,654 --> 01:09:00,919 - [yells] - Go, go, go, go, go! Come on! 1409 01:09:00,962 --> 01:09:01,920 Bav? 1410 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,749 - Oh, my God, Bav! - [groans] 1411 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:08,187 Oh, my God, are you okay? 1412 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,233 - [groans] - Sorry! 1413 01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:16,195 Go! 1414 01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:21,809 Go, go, go, go, go! 1415 01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:24,160 - Come on! Come on! - It's too much! 1416 01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:25,161 - What are you doing?! - It's too much! 1417 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,553 - Why are you stopping? - I can't! 1418 01:09:26,597 --> 01:09:27,728 - Stop, what are you doing?! - Go on, leave me. 1419 01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:29,339 What the fuck are you doing? Come on! 1420 01:09:29,382 --> 01:09:31,906 - Goddamn it! Oh, my God! - It's too much! 1421 01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:33,125 It's too much! 1422 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,214 [rock music blaring] 1423 01:09:36,694 --> 01:09:37,999 [grunting] 1424 01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:39,523 [dramatic music playing] 1425 01:09:42,308 --> 01:09:43,353 Oh, shit! 1426 01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:45,442 [yells] 1427 01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:46,617 Oh, God! 1428 01:09:48,836 --> 01:09:50,621 He's shooting! 1429 01:09:55,843 --> 01:09:57,105 Step on the fucking gas! 1430 01:09:57,149 --> 01:09:58,759 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1431 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,545 - Oh! - [grunts] 1432 01:10:03,764 --> 01:10:05,940 Oh! Oh, God. 1433 01:10:05,984 --> 01:10:07,986 Oh, my God. 1434 01:10:08,029 --> 01:10:09,161 Go, Ivan, go. 1435 01:10:13,513 --> 01:10:14,645 [Bav groans] 1436 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:17,213 We did it. 1437 01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:19,215 - We actually did it. - Yes, we did! 1438 01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:21,347 We fucking did it, bro! 1439 01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:23,654 [Adam laughs] 1440 01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:25,351 - [Bav] Oh, God. - [Adam] Oh, God. 1441 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:30,356 Ivan? To Venice! 1442 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:35,318 I had a few dresses brought in 1443 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:38,146 in case you wanted to change for dinner. 1444 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,670 Only if you want, of course. 1445 01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:49,593 [speaking Italian] 1446 01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,833 For fuck's sake. 1447 01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:17,055 [dramatic music playing] 1448 01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:42,950 Alright. 1449 01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,474 Hey, thanks so much, Ivan. 1450 01:11:44,517 --> 01:11:46,650 And, uh, you know, just... 1451 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:50,175 good luck with all the life stuff. 1452 01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:53,961 Thank you, my friend. Thank you. 1453 01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:56,747 Let's go, Bav. 1454 01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:57,835 Bring the bag. 1455 01:11:57,878 --> 01:11:59,924 Yep. Bye, Ivan! 1456 01:12:03,449 --> 01:12:05,451 Good luck, good friend! 1457 01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:12,632 - Okay, ready? - Yeah. 1458 01:12:13,590 --> 01:12:15,592 What the fuck is that? 1459 01:12:15,635 --> 01:12:17,115 I've taken Ivan's shitty underpants. 1460 01:12:17,158 --> 01:12:18,246 Ivan! 1461 01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:20,901 Ivan! 1462 01:12:21,685 --> 01:12:22,860 Ivan, wait! 1463 01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,514 Wait, please! 1464 01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:27,125 [rock music playing over stereo] 1465 01:12:27,168 --> 01:12:28,344 Wait! 1466 01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:30,476 Fuck! 1467 01:12:34,045 --> 01:12:35,263 [scoffs] 1468 01:12:48,233 --> 01:12:51,105 You absolute fuckwit! 1469 01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:52,890 What are we supposed to do now, huh? 1470 01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:54,935 Adam, I'm so sorry, mate, honestly. 1471 01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:57,198 I mean, what's your suggestion, man? 1472 01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:58,678 Maybe we should just give Giorgio 1473 01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:00,332 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1474 01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:02,203 I don't think he's gonna want 1475 01:13:02,247 --> 01:13:03,944 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1476 01:13:05,032 --> 01:13:06,773 Of course he's not gonna want 1477 01:13:06,817 --> 01:13:09,036 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1478 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,342 Why would he want... 1479 01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:17,262 Adam, mate! Sorry! 1480 01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:23,660 Adam! 1481 01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:25,052 Adam, mate! 1482 01:13:26,010 --> 01:13:27,403 Adam! 1483 01:13:28,926 --> 01:13:30,014 Adam, mate! Adam, mate! 1484 01:13:30,057 --> 01:13:31,929 We can sort this out, come on! 1485 01:13:31,972 --> 01:13:33,713 We always do, we're the Inseparables! 1486 01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:35,846 You think that's a good thing for me, Bav? 1487 01:13:35,889 --> 01:13:37,674 Us being the Inseparables, do you think 1488 01:13:37,717 --> 01:13:39,415 that, that is a good thing for me? 1489 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:43,244 - Well, isn't it? - No, it's not. It's not. 1490 01:13:43,288 --> 01:13:45,246 Being in the Inseparables with you, it's like... 1491 01:13:45,290 --> 01:13:47,901 It's like... It's like a life sentence. 1492 01:13:47,945 --> 01:13:49,294 And I'm not talking about a life sentence 1493 01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:51,339 in your average maximum security prison. 1494 01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:53,472 I'm talking about a life sentence in a... in a... in a... 1495 01:13:53,516 --> 01:13:55,126 In a Siberian gulag, 1496 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:56,954 doing back-breaking labor, 1497 01:13:56,997 --> 01:14:00,958 while being repeatedly punched in the face for no reason. 1498 01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:03,351 - You should really twist your arm... - Ah-da-da-da-da! 1499 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:04,962 - You should twist your arm when you... - Shut the fuck up! 1500 01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:06,354 Oh, my God! 1501 01:14:06,398 --> 01:14:07,486 You have any idea how draining it is 1502 01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:08,661 to be around you all the time? 1503 01:14:08,705 --> 01:14:09,836 And I'm not just talking about 1504 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,056 the way you consistently fuck 1505 01:14:12,099 --> 01:14:13,579 literally everything up. 1506 01:14:13,623 --> 01:14:14,711 I'm talking about the guilt. 1507 01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:17,104 I can't do it anymore. 1508 01:14:17,148 --> 01:14:18,715 I can't just be worried all the time 1509 01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:20,412 that you're gonna kill yourself. 1510 01:14:21,631 --> 01:14:23,023 Kill myself? Why the hell 1511 01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:24,242 would I want to kill myself? 1512 01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:27,811 You said that you wanted to kill yourself. 1513 01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:29,334 - Did I? - Yeah. 1514 01:14:29,377 --> 01:14:30,509 Yeah, you said that if you were gone 1515 01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,293 when I were to get back from my honeymoon, 1516 01:14:32,337 --> 01:14:33,730 not to be sad. 1517 01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:38,169 Oh, no, no, 'cause I was thinking of taking a trip. 1518 01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:40,084 - A trip? - Yeah, I was gonna see my uncle 1519 01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:42,652 - in India for a few months. - Then... You... 1520 01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:44,480 Hold a minute, is the only reason 1521 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:45,742 that you brought me on your honeymoon 1522 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:47,483 is because you thought I might kill myself? 1523 01:14:47,526 --> 01:14:50,224 Hello? Yes! 1524 01:14:50,268 --> 01:14:51,530 Of course, it is! 1525 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:53,097 Why would I invite you on my honeymoon?! 1526 01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:55,099 Because I'm your best mate! I thought we'd have a laugh. 1527 01:14:55,142 --> 01:14:57,144 - Oh, my God, dude... - Okay, hold on a minute, 1528 01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:58,276 so now are you pissed off 1529 01:14:58,319 --> 01:14:59,756 because I'm not gonna kill myself? 1530 01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:00,974 That's fucked up, Adam! 1531 01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:03,586 I'll tell you what's fucked up, Bav, this. 1532 01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:05,326 Us! 1533 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,545 Well, you know what, mate, I've been wanting 1534 01:15:06,589 --> 01:15:08,373 to say something to you, as well, you know? 1535 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:11,071 - Since when you went to America you fucking changed. - Oh. 1536 01:15:11,115 --> 01:15:12,812 And I'm not talking about your stupid accent either. 1537 01:15:12,856 --> 01:15:14,422 I don't have a stupid accent. 1538 01:15:14,466 --> 01:15:16,860 Yeah, you do! You can't even say aluminium! 1539 01:15:16,903 --> 01:15:18,339 - Yeah, I can. - Say it then! 1540 01:15:18,383 --> 01:15:20,080 Aluminum... Aluminuminium. 1541 01:15:20,124 --> 01:15:21,125 Sad... 1542 01:15:22,256 --> 01:15:24,563 You can't even say aluminium. 1543 01:15:24,607 --> 01:15:28,567 For the last time, I did not want to move to America! 1544 01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:30,221 Why did you go? Why did you go to America? 1545 01:15:30,264 --> 01:15:31,483 Why did you leave me then? 1546 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,006 - That wasn't my choice! - You left me! 1547 01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:34,704 - You were my only mate! - My parents decided it for me! 1548 01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:36,793 - I didn't have anyone! - It wasn't my choice. 1549 01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:41,101 They fucking left, I had go with them, I was a kid! 1550 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:43,016 And I can't be made to feel like I have to pay for it 1551 01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:44,452 for the rest of my life! 1552 01:15:44,496 --> 01:15:45,976 God! 1553 01:15:47,717 --> 01:15:50,415 We used to be good friends, alright. 1554 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:52,243 But maybe it's best that we accept 1555 01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:53,549 that we're different people now, 1556 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:54,854 and we go our separate ways 1557 01:15:54,898 --> 01:15:56,508 and you leave me the fuck alone. 1558 01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:03,297 What'd I just say? Leave me the fuck alone! 1559 01:16:11,523 --> 01:16:12,829 Don't look back at me, go! 1560 01:16:21,098 --> 01:16:22,099 Fuck. 1561 01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:24,014 [dramatic music playing] 1562 01:17:18,895 --> 01:17:21,898 Maybe I should just kill myself. 1563 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:24,291 - Please, don't say that. - No, I mean, come on. 1564 01:17:24,335 --> 01:17:26,598 I've got no life, I've got no girlfriend. 1565 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:29,253 I'm just a massive idiot. 1566 01:17:32,473 --> 01:17:34,171 You're not that massive. 1567 01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:37,565 It's just the Christmas weight. 1568 01:17:40,046 --> 01:17:42,396 I don't even know why I came on your honeymoon, honestly. 1569 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:43,702 I think the only reason I did 1570 01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:45,661 because I thought this is the last chance 1571 01:17:45,704 --> 01:17:47,401 I get to spend some real time with you. 1572 01:17:47,445 --> 01:17:48,881 Why would this be our last chance? 1573 01:17:48,925 --> 01:17:51,188 Adam, bro, you know what's like. 1574 01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:53,233 You and Sarah, you're probably gonna move away together, 1575 01:17:53,277 --> 01:17:55,801 you're gonna have loads and loads of amazing babies, 1576 01:17:55,845 --> 01:17:58,325 I'll start seeing you less and less and less... 1577 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,027 Life just changes. 1578 01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:07,073 But you'll always be important to me. 1579 01:18:07,857 --> 01:18:08,814 Thanks, man. 1580 01:18:08,858 --> 01:18:10,207 Right now though I do need to go 1581 01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:11,382 and try and rescue Sarah. 1582 01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:13,863 Well, I'm coming with you, obviously. 1583 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:15,647 We're the Inseparables. 1584 01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:23,046 [rock music playing] 1585 01:18:28,225 --> 01:18:29,792 [Giorgio] You look beautiful. 1586 01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:35,580 To be clear, I'm only wearing this dress 1587 01:18:35,623 --> 01:18:38,714 because my other clothes were starting to stink. 1588 01:18:38,757 --> 01:18:41,281 And because it's a fucking amazing dress. 1589 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:58,124 - Okay, you ready? - Yeah. 1590 01:18:58,168 --> 01:19:00,257 - You don't have to do this. - Yeah, I'm gonna do it. 1591 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:01,519 - Ninja mode. - Ninja mode? 1592 01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:03,347 - Come on, come, come... - What's Ninja mode? 1593 01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:04,696 No. No Ninja mode. 1594 01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:10,267 Sarah, I'm... I need to be honest with you. 1595 01:19:12,573 --> 01:19:14,750 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1596 01:19:14,793 --> 01:19:15,794 [chokes] 1597 01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:19,145 I've fallen under your spell. 1598 01:19:20,538 --> 01:19:22,192 And I think you deserve something 1599 01:19:22,235 --> 01:19:23,846 very special from life. 1600 01:19:26,979 --> 01:19:28,720 Shh, shh, shh. 1601 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:29,721 Shh. 1602 01:19:31,592 --> 01:19:32,506 [mutters] 1603 01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:34,291 Okay, great. Okay, let's go. 1604 01:19:34,334 --> 01:19:36,423 Wait, wait, wait. Before we do this... 1605 01:19:36,467 --> 01:19:39,165 - Yeah? - I've got a confession to make. 1606 01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:40,776 - What? - I didn't really snog 1607 01:19:40,819 --> 01:19:42,560 the three girls at the Lake District. 1608 01:19:42,603 --> 01:19:44,954 Yeah, dude, I know, I know that. 1609 01:19:44,997 --> 01:19:47,347 I only snogged two of them. But they were twins. 1610 01:19:49,045 --> 01:19:51,787 Okay, it was just one. But she was a Swedish model. 1611 01:19:53,745 --> 01:19:55,399 Alright, I didn't snog any girls, alright. 1612 01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:58,054 I didn't snog any girls. Do you think any less of me? 1613 01:19:58,097 --> 01:19:59,664 No, Bav, I don't think any less of you. 1614 01:19:59,707 --> 01:20:01,840 [classical music playing] 1615 01:20:09,761 --> 01:20:13,896 Sarah, you make me want to be a better man. 1616 01:20:23,993 --> 01:20:25,472 Whoa... 1617 01:20:27,083 --> 01:20:28,084 Are you nuts? 1618 01:20:29,563 --> 01:20:31,827 You-you really think I would fall for you 1619 01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:33,393 just because you are taking me to an art gallery 1620 01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:34,830 and giving me a nice dress to wear? 1621 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:38,050 Jesus Christ, I'm married! 1622 01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,096 To an amazing guy! 1623 01:20:40,139 --> 01:20:43,099 And you are a psychopath! 1624 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:49,932 Did you just fart? 1625 01:20:49,975 --> 01:20:51,890 Yeah, I'm scared. Would you...? Fuck! 1626 01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:54,762 Jerk that grate right off... 1627 01:20:54,806 --> 01:20:56,808 - [mutters] - [grunts] 1628 01:20:57,722 --> 01:20:58,854 [Rico] What are you doing? 1629 01:21:00,507 --> 01:21:01,769 Hi. 1630 01:21:01,813 --> 01:21:03,032 [Luigi] Giorgio? 1631 01:21:08,994 --> 01:21:10,256 [door opens] 1632 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:11,388 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 1633 01:21:11,431 --> 01:21:13,042 [Adam] What is that? 1634 01:21:13,085 --> 01:21:15,522 [Rico speaking Italian] 1635 01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:16,654 How did you get here? 1636 01:21:17,524 --> 01:21:19,048 Where's Sarah? 1637 01:21:19,091 --> 01:21:20,440 Where's the money? 1638 01:21:22,616 --> 01:21:25,228 Kind of a... sort of lost it. 1639 01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:27,230 Lost it? 1640 01:21:28,535 --> 01:21:29,493 Well, it's a shame, 1641 01:21:29,536 --> 01:21:30,581 because if you lost the money, 1642 01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:31,625 then we'll have to kill you. 1643 01:21:31,669 --> 01:21:34,846 - [guns cock] - Wait, wait! 1644 01:21:36,326 --> 01:21:37,631 If you're gonna kill him, 1645 01:21:37,675 --> 01:21:39,155 then you'll have to kill me, too. 1646 01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:40,896 Well, that's already what they were gonna do. 1647 01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:42,027 They were gonna kill you both. 1648 01:21:42,071 --> 01:21:43,507 Oh, sorry. 1649 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:44,638 Oh, fuck. 1650 01:21:44,682 --> 01:21:45,857 Fuck. 1651 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:46,902 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1652 01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:49,034 Please, please, please, just wait. 1653 01:21:49,078 --> 01:21:51,123 Tell Sarah... 1654 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,473 Please, just tell Sarah not to grieve for me. 1655 01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:54,561 Okay? 1656 01:21:55,693 --> 01:21:57,216 Okay? 1657 01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:59,175 Tell Sarah not to grieve for me. 1658 01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:02,526 I mean, a little bit, obviously, but not too much. 1659 01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:07,400 And, um... and tell her to find someone else. 1660 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:09,837 But tell her to make sure 1661 01:22:09,881 --> 01:22:11,361 that it's someone who truly deserves her. 1662 01:22:11,404 --> 01:22:13,015 You know, maybe someone who can understand her passions 1663 01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:14,625 in a way that I never could, 1664 01:22:14,668 --> 01:22:16,757 however hard I thought I tried. 1665 01:22:16,801 --> 01:22:21,023 And, um... yeah, just tell her to make sure 1666 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:24,113 that it's someone who will support her dreams. Okay? 1667 01:22:24,156 --> 01:22:28,378 And, uh... tell her to have kids if she can. 1668 01:22:28,421 --> 01:22:30,510 God, she'd just be the best Mom ever. 1669 01:22:31,555 --> 01:22:32,469 And tell her that... 1670 01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:33,818 Jesus fucking Christ, 1671 01:22:33,861 --> 01:22:36,429 do you want me to get a fucking pad and pen? 1672 01:22:36,473 --> 01:22:38,257 How am I supposed to remember all this? 1673 01:22:38,301 --> 01:22:40,433 Maybe I could remember the first part about the dreams, 1674 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:41,913 and Rico could remember the second... 1675 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,132 [grunts] 1676 01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:46,265 You only get one message. 1677 01:22:46,309 --> 01:22:49,442 [Adam] Okay, fine, then... 1678 01:22:49,486 --> 01:22:50,530 Just... 1679 01:22:52,837 --> 01:22:55,057 Just tell her that I love her. 1680 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:56,972 [Giorgio] Okay. Now I have to go, 1681 01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,712 because I cannot deal with all this violence. 1682 01:22:58,756 --> 01:22:59,931 [Bav groans] 1683 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,977 Oh, God... oh, God... 1684 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:04,414 - So... - This is it. This is it, man. 1685 01:23:04,457 --> 01:23:06,329 This is it, man. 1686 01:23:06,372 --> 01:23:07,504 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1687 01:23:07,547 --> 01:23:08,592 What? 1688 01:23:08,635 --> 01:23:10,072 Do-do I get a message? 1689 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,290 Okay, for who? 1690 01:23:11,334 --> 01:23:12,944 Uh... for Adam. 1691 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,685 - What? - But he's right here. 1692 01:23:14,728 --> 01:23:16,208 He's gonna die! 1693 01:23:16,252 --> 01:23:18,254 Yeah, true. 1694 01:23:18,297 --> 01:23:20,038 - Um... - [Adam] What... 1695 01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:20,996 Come on, say it now! 1696 01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:22,345 - Um... - What are you...? 1697 01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:24,173 Well, I don't know, now. You can't decide with... 1698 01:23:24,216 --> 01:23:25,087 You can't just pee on the spot. 1699 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:26,175 You've put me on pressure. 1700 01:23:26,218 --> 01:23:27,480 I don't know what to say to him. 1701 01:23:27,524 --> 01:23:28,960 [speaking Italian] 1702 01:23:29,874 --> 01:23:30,657 [yells] 1703 01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:32,094 - Rico! - Run! 1704 01:23:32,137 --> 01:23:34,009 [yelling in Italian] 1705 01:23:38,143 --> 01:23:40,537 [yelling] 1706 01:23:43,279 --> 01:23:44,802 Bav, come on, come on, come on! 1707 01:23:44,845 --> 01:23:46,630 [yelling in Italian] 1708 01:23:46,673 --> 01:23:47,587 [Adam] Go, go, go, go! 1709 01:23:47,631 --> 01:23:50,764 [yelling in Italian] 1710 01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:52,288 [Adam] Inside, inside, inside! 1711 01:23:52,331 --> 01:23:53,898 Let's go, go! 1712 01:23:55,508 --> 01:23:56,944 [yelling in Italian] 1713 01:23:56,988 --> 01:23:58,946 There's a window! There's a window, let's go! 1714 01:23:58,990 --> 01:24:01,123 [speaking Italian] 1715 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,299 - Lock the door, Bav. - There is no lock! 1716 01:24:03,342 --> 01:24:05,562 - What? - There is no lock! There's no key! 1717 01:24:05,605 --> 01:24:07,651 [speaking Italian] 1718 01:24:14,266 --> 01:24:16,529 Listen, you two get out before they get in. 1719 01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:19,271 - What about you? - I'll hold it with my Christmas weight. 1720 01:24:19,315 --> 01:24:21,491 - You two, go! - They're gonna get in and they're gonna kill you. 1721 01:24:21,534 --> 01:24:23,797 Oh, shit, okay. Well, it's better than all three of us dying. 1722 01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:25,147 No, Bav, come on. 1723 01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:26,583 Adam, please, okay. 1724 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:27,975 This whole situation was my fault, okay? 1725 01:24:28,019 --> 01:24:29,499 - Please. - [Rico and Luigi yelling] 1726 01:24:29,542 --> 01:24:31,979 Both of you guys are gonna have amazing lives together. 1727 01:24:32,023 --> 01:24:33,851 For once, please let me do something good with my life. 1728 01:24:33,894 --> 01:24:35,374 I'm not leaving you. 1729 01:24:35,418 --> 01:24:38,595 But you're my... you're my best friend. 1730 01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:39,683 You're my best friend, too. 1731 01:24:40,945 --> 01:24:42,425 We'll always be the Inseparables. 1732 01:24:42,468 --> 01:24:44,122 Now, go! Please, go, man! 1733 01:24:44,166 --> 01:24:45,819 - Yeah, bud. - Go! 1734 01:24:46,385 --> 01:24:48,387 Go! 1735 01:24:48,431 --> 01:24:49,345 [Giorgio] Bav? 1736 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:57,266 Bav? 1737 01:24:58,180 --> 01:24:59,094 Yeah? 1738 01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:00,791 Open the door, Bav! 1739 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:03,968 - If I do, will you shoot me? - Yes. 1740 01:25:04,011 --> 01:25:05,448 Well, obviously, not then, you dickhead. 1741 01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:07,406 No, no... Wait, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! 1742 01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:08,538 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1743 01:25:08,581 --> 01:25:10,888 [panting] 1744 01:25:12,672 --> 01:25:14,021 I can't leave him. 1745 01:25:14,979 --> 01:25:16,111 I know. 1746 01:25:16,850 --> 01:25:18,461 I know! I know! 1747 01:25:18,504 --> 01:25:20,071 Let's go. 1748 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:21,507 [Giorgio] Open the door, Bav! 1749 01:25:21,551 --> 01:25:24,031 You're an evil James Bond! Evil James Bond! 1750 01:25:25,946 --> 01:25:27,644 [speaking Italian] 1751 01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:31,561 [tense music playing] 1752 01:25:35,565 --> 01:25:37,175 [Sarah] Adam, get the gun! 1753 01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:39,569 Kick him in the balls! 1754 01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:46,228 - No, no, no... - Giorgio, don't! 1755 01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:47,577 [panting] 1756 01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:49,970 Sarah, move away. 1757 01:25:50,014 --> 01:25:51,842 Move away! 1758 01:25:51,885 --> 01:25:54,627 Listen, since the time I've spent here, 1759 01:25:54,671 --> 01:25:56,368 I've seen a good man in you. 1760 01:25:56,412 --> 01:25:58,109 I've seen an artist 1761 01:25:58,153 --> 01:26:00,372 who just happens to sell drugs and kill people. 1762 01:26:00,416 --> 01:26:03,506 But, Giorgio, if any of the feelings 1763 01:26:03,549 --> 01:26:05,290 you said you had for me are real... 1764 01:26:06,596 --> 01:26:08,380 please, let us go. 1765 01:26:10,469 --> 01:26:12,906 [chuckles] 1766 01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:14,212 Let you go? 1767 01:26:14,256 --> 01:26:16,127 [laughing] 1768 01:26:17,476 --> 01:26:19,913 And what am I left with? 1769 01:26:19,957 --> 01:26:23,265 No money, no drugs, more broken art. 1770 01:26:23,308 --> 01:26:24,962 Not even any a dead body. 1771 01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:27,051 What do you think my father's going to say?! 1772 01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:32,012 Well, maybe this is the day that you stand up to your father. 1773 01:26:43,546 --> 01:26:45,069 [soft chuckle] 1774 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:51,641 Ah... 1775 01:26:52,946 --> 01:26:54,818 [speaking Italian] 1776 01:26:55,819 --> 01:26:57,212 Just, go. 1777 01:26:58,865 --> 01:27:00,606 [speaking Italian] 1778 01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:02,521 Go, before I change my mind. 1779 01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:05,655 Go! 1780 01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:10,094 [Adam] Bav! Bav! 1781 01:27:10,137 --> 01:27:11,574 - [knocking on door] - [Adam] Bav, open the door! 1782 01:27:11,617 --> 01:27:14,098 - Who is it? - It's me... what? It's Adam! 1783 01:27:14,141 --> 01:27:15,708 How do I know it's not Giorgio doing an accent? 1784 01:27:15,752 --> 01:27:17,536 - Bro, open the fucking door! - Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry! 1785 01:27:18,755 --> 01:27:20,322 Dude, Giorgio is letting us go. 1786 01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:21,627 I don't know, I don't know. 1787 01:27:25,588 --> 01:27:27,024 [Adam muttering] 1788 01:27:28,895 --> 01:27:30,245 Thank you, thank you. 1789 01:27:31,507 --> 01:27:33,117 Sorry. Thank you, thank you. 1790 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,988 [dramatic music playing] 1791 01:28:00,927 --> 01:28:03,190 Hey, you okay? 1792 01:28:03,234 --> 01:28:04,366 - I am. - Yeah? 1793 01:28:04,409 --> 01:28:06,759 Oh, God, I love you so much. 1794 01:28:06,803 --> 01:28:08,152 I love you so much. 1795 01:28:10,241 --> 01:28:12,156 - I was so worried about you. - I was so worried about you, too. 1796 01:28:18,205 --> 01:28:20,120 - Bav. - Yeah? 1797 01:28:22,253 --> 01:28:24,124 What you just did in there 1798 01:28:24,168 --> 01:28:26,866 was the bravest thing I've ever seen anyone do. 1799 01:28:26,910 --> 01:28:29,608 Yeah. I don't know what came over me, honestly. 1800 01:28:29,652 --> 01:28:31,393 I think I went temporarily insane. 1801 01:28:31,436 --> 01:28:32,829 Come here. 1802 01:28:32,872 --> 01:28:34,613 - Get over here. - Come here. 1803 01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:48,018 Bav? 1804 01:28:48,061 --> 01:28:50,716 - Yeah? - Have you pissed yourself? 1805 01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,588 What makes you say that? 1806 01:28:52,631 --> 01:28:55,068 'Cause I can feel something wet on my leg, 1807 01:28:55,112 --> 01:28:57,419 and I can smell piss. 1808 01:28:57,462 --> 01:29:00,160 Oh, yeah... I think I have... I think I have pissed myself. 1809 01:29:00,204 --> 01:29:02,075 I mean, to be fair, I did just nearly die. 1810 01:29:02,119 --> 01:29:04,251 I guess that's fair enough. 1811 01:29:06,602 --> 01:29:07,690 - Okay. - Okay. 1812 01:29:11,737 --> 01:29:13,130 - [sniffs] - It is piss. 1813 01:29:13,173 --> 01:29:14,610 - It's piss. - You're smelling it? 1814 01:29:14,653 --> 01:29:16,351 Yeah, no, I don't need to smell... 1815 01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:17,482 I smelled it in the hug... 1816 01:29:17,526 --> 01:29:18,788 - Oh, God! - Sorry, sorry. 1817 01:29:18,831 --> 01:29:20,572 - It's piss, sorry. - It's disgusting, 1818 01:29:20,616 --> 01:29:22,139 - Again, no need to smell it. - Sorry. 1819 01:29:22,182 --> 01:29:23,532 - Alright, can we? - Yeah. 1820 01:29:23,575 --> 01:29:24,489 - Yeah? - Let's go. 1821 01:29:24,533 --> 01:29:25,708 Maybe get a taxi. 1822 01:29:25,751 --> 01:29:27,274 - Nice dress, by the way! - Thanks! 1823 01:29:27,318 --> 01:29:29,494 [bell tolling] 1824 01:29:36,545 --> 01:29:37,763 Well... 1825 01:29:40,853 --> 01:29:42,202 [both chuckle] 1826 01:29:42,246 --> 01:29:43,465 This is it. 1827 01:29:43,508 --> 01:29:45,249 Oh, I forgot to give you your T-shirt. 1828 01:29:45,292 --> 01:29:48,034 - Oh, yeah, cool. - [chuckles] 1829 01:29:48,078 --> 01:29:50,080 You... you don't have to put it on. 1830 01:29:50,123 --> 01:29:51,690 - No, no, I want to. - You sure? 1831 01:29:51,734 --> 01:29:53,431 - Oh, yeah, come on. - Aww. 1832 01:29:55,128 --> 01:29:56,782 It was "Buy one, get one free". 1833 01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:01,004 Hey. [chuckles] 1834 01:30:01,047 --> 01:30:02,745 - Twins! - Twins! 1835 01:30:02,788 --> 01:30:04,007 [chuckles] 1836 01:30:06,444 --> 01:30:08,838 So, uh, where are you gonna go? 1837 01:30:08,881 --> 01:30:10,230 I don't know, man. 1838 01:30:10,274 --> 01:30:12,058 See where the wind takes me, you know. 1839 01:30:12,102 --> 01:30:14,191 Might check out a few sites, but... 1840 01:30:14,234 --> 01:30:16,454 I'll give you guys some time on your own, you know. 1841 01:30:16,498 --> 01:30:19,065 Some time for yourselves, you know. 1842 01:30:19,109 --> 01:30:20,632 - Alright. - Yeah. 1843 01:30:20,676 --> 01:30:24,375 Well, uh... take care of yourself. 1844 01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:26,508 Take care of yourself, too, mate! 1845 01:30:29,685 --> 01:30:30,990 Oh. [chuckles] 1846 01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:35,299 We'll always be the Inseparables. 1847 01:30:45,483 --> 01:30:46,919 It's alright. 1848 01:30:46,963 --> 01:30:49,008 Oh, and Sarah... 1849 01:30:49,052 --> 01:30:50,749 don't miss me too much on your honeymoon. 1850 01:30:50,793 --> 01:30:53,012 [chuckles] I'll try not to, Bav. 1851 01:31:00,193 --> 01:31:03,806 Well, it hasn't been the honeymoon I had planned in my head, 1852 01:31:03,849 --> 01:31:06,722 but it's definitely been memorable. 1853 01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:17,341 Do you mind taking the, um, shirt off? 1854 01:31:17,384 --> 01:31:20,475 - Oh, yeah, of course. - [chuckles] 1855 01:31:21,519 --> 01:31:22,477 Better? 1856 01:31:23,608 --> 01:31:25,741 [upbeat music playing] 1857 01:31:37,666 --> 01:31:39,711 - [gasps] - Oh! 1858 01:31:39,755 --> 01:31:41,496 Oh, my God! I'm so... Oh, my God! 1859 01:31:41,539 --> 01:31:43,759 I'm sorry! Oh, sorry. 1860 01:31:43,802 --> 01:31:45,630 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 1861 01:31:45,674 --> 01:31:46,762 Your-your face! 1862 01:31:46,805 --> 01:31:48,851 It's-it's so familiar... 1863 01:31:48,894 --> 01:31:51,201 Hold on a minute, are you a porn star? 1864 01:31:51,897 --> 01:31:53,159 Yes. 1865 01:31:53,203 --> 01:31:54,552 Really? 1866 01:31:54,596 --> 01:31:55,945 [speaking Italian] 1867 01:31:55,988 --> 01:31:58,121 [laughs] Joking. 1868 01:31:58,164 --> 01:32:00,123 [speaking Italian] 1869 01:32:00,166 --> 01:32:03,256 - Uh... fake! - No, it's not fake, this is 20 euro! 1870 01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:06,782 - [both laughing] - Funny! 1871 01:32:06,825 --> 01:32:09,088 - I'm, Bav, nice to meet you. - Anna. 1872 01:32:09,132 --> 01:32:10,437 Are you walking this way? 1873 01:32:10,481 --> 01:32:12,004 - Um... - Yeah. 1874 01:32:12,962 --> 01:32:15,181 We walk together, maybe? 1875 01:32:15,225 --> 01:32:17,488 Okay. 1876 01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:21,231 - Yeah? Okay. - [speaking Italian] 1877 01:32:22,624 --> 01:32:24,930 Do you like karate? Karate? 1878 01:32:24,974 --> 01:32:26,584 [karate noises] 1879 01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:28,455 Oh, you do the twist, as well! 1880 01:32:28,499 --> 01:32:29,456 Same! 1881 01:32:30,632 --> 01:32:32,721 [upbeat music playing] 1882 01:33:00,313 --> 01:33:02,402 [engine shuts off] 1883 01:33:02,446 --> 01:33:04,230 [sighs] 1884 01:33:05,362 --> 01:33:07,277 [birds chirping] 1885 01:33:23,641 --> 01:33:25,469 [upbeat music playing] 1886 01:36:25,649 --> 01:36:28,391 - [Bav] My dream girl? - [Adam] Yeah, who's that? 1887 01:36:28,434 --> 01:36:30,436 Well, I don't got one, but if I had a dream girl 1888 01:36:30,480 --> 01:36:32,874 it'd be someone who understands me, you know, 1889 01:36:32,917 --> 01:36:35,180 someone... we'd be like a team, 1890 01:36:35,224 --> 01:36:37,574 Someone who supports me, who loves me. 1891 01:36:37,617 --> 01:36:39,750 Who loves me for me, you know? 1892 01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:43,667 Someone, like, you know, maybe dark hair, you know. 1893 01:36:43,710 --> 01:36:45,538 Someone who... 1894 01:36:45,582 --> 01:36:47,845 I've been in love with for a long time. 1895 01:36:49,020 --> 01:36:50,500 Will you marry me? 1896 01:36:50,543 --> 01:36:53,242 - Oh, are you joking? - Yeah, no, this is real. 1897 01:36:56,898 --> 01:36:58,813 [all cheering] 1898 01:37:05,645 --> 01:37:06,821 Take that one off. 1899 01:37:09,258 --> 01:37:10,215 I'm shaking. 1900 01:37:12,348 --> 01:37:14,480 Oh, my God, what the fuck? 1901 01:37:14,524 --> 01:37:16,918 Oh, my God, are you joking? 1902 01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:23,446 [cheering] 1903 01:37:26,666 --> 01:37:28,320 Alright, back to work! 1904 01:37:28,364 --> 01:37:29,974 [laughs] 136897