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I'm Chet Danville, host of "Mayor Chat".
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And the station told me I have to quote,
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"Help us justify
why you still have a show,"
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so it's time for
a hip new segment I call
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"Chet on the Sidewalk."
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Angelenos are thought to be kooks
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who don't follow politics.
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Let's put that to a test
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with a new game my wife told me to call
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"What's Your Mayor's Name?"
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Sir, for a dollar,
what's your mayor's name?
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I don't really follow politics.
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I have a very rich internal world.
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You seem politically informed.
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- For a dollar...
- "Yes" on Prop Four.
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"No" on Five-B.
"Maybe" on Prop a Million.
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- The sun is a hoax!
- Oh, dear me.
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Sir, what is your mayor's name?
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Oh, uh, I know this.
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It's... it's, uh...
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I don't know why I am panicking.
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The Mayor of Los Angeles,
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- what is his name?
- Yeah!
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Well that's gonna be our whole day.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
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What is it? It starts with an "N."
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Neville. Kentelman? Dan Kentelman?
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This is an emergency.
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People don't even know who I am.
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So what? This isn't about you.
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It's about the four million human beings
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and six-hundred-million possums
that live in Los Angeles.
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Public image is important,
Arpi, and I should know...
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Everyone, come quick!
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He's gonna tell a story
about the billboard industry!
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Well I'm not now.
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And it was gonna be a good one, too.
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Look, I can't do my job if
nobody knows who I am, right?
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I mean, I could be on TV making
an emergency announcement,
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and everyone would just think
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I'm the hot new doctor on "Chicago Med."
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We need to get my face out there!
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That sounds like vanity talking.
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No, Arpi, vanity sounds like,
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"Hello and welcome
to my castle of mirrors!
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"With this amulet,
I shall stay young forever!
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Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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Well, Mr. Mayor, my first thought
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would be to use a social nudging program
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- to raise awareness.
- Nudging, of course.
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I'll listen while
you explain that to Arpi.
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It's social psychology.
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The idea that small suggestions
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can cause big changes in behavior.
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For example, painting a fly on a urinal.
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Oh, I give those little guys
the business.
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That's exactly it, sir.
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You think you're making a choice
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when really you're being nudged
to make less of a mess,
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which, in turn, reduces cleaning costs.
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It's the illusion of choice.
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Ugh, I can't tell if this
is fascist gobbledygook
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or corporate doublespeak.
But, hey, why choose, right?
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I'm just saying it works.
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Look, I've actually been using
nudging around the office.
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Mikaela is the only one
who uses the vanilla creamer,
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so I just slapped
a little sticker of Jim Carrey
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on the shelf behind it and...
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Smoking!
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James, let's nudge some people.
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Neil Bremer!
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Your name is Neil Bremer.
Thank goodness!
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Gosh, that camera, it messed me up, man.
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So, Jayden, what am I looking at here?
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This is where the bad chairs go!
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Fire!
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Fire!
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Okay, I can explain. I'm a sleepwalker.
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Ever since I went to
a show at the Magic Castle
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and I heckled a hypnotist...
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Jayden, that's not the part
that we're wondering about.
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You can't sleep here, sir.
This is a city office.
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You're just lucky I was there
to save your life.
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Of course, I'll go
to Neverland with you!
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Oh, hey, hey, hey!
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Oh, Peter! Ugh!
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Oh, that was you?
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- Oh, I think I...
- Kissed me?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you, Officer Gutierrez.
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We assure you
this will not happen again.
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Hi.
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Jayden, how many nights
have you done this?
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Um, like four weeks, I think.
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Oh, my God!
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I thought you lived with your mom.
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I did, okay?
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But she raised the rent to
$1,400 and 20 kisses a month.
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And both prices are too steep,
okay? I'm not made of kisses.
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- So rent an apartment.
- Or go on a reality show.
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Everything is so expensive!
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And "Big Brother" said
my application was too sad.
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It's an LA tale as old as time.
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Don't sneak up on people like that.
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Not sneaking. Just tiny.
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And Jayden has joined the ranks
of our city's working unhoused.
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It's an all too common problem
exacerbated by stagnant wages
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and a housing shortage.
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Perhaps one of my friends
will take me in.
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- No, no, no.
- Oh, hell no.
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We'll help you find an apartment.
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Okay, what are you looking for?
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One bedroom, five baths,
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walking distance to a Peruvian bakery.
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I like a low ceiling
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'cause I like to jump up
and see if I can touch it.
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Must allow large lizards,
in case I get one.
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Every room needs a floor drain.
I spill. A lot.
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Okay, you're not making this
any easier, buddy.
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Yeah, that's what my mom said.
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The problem, low public
awareness of Mayor Bremer.
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The goal, get his face out there.
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The solution.
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Huh. Would you look at that.
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It's a trash can.
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This is nudging.
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You know, you put a target
on a trash can,
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it makes people use it.
Belgium had a lot of success
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with trash cans
with Smurf faces on them.
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Heady company, sir.
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Arpi, care to give it a try?
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I've got peanut shells in my pocket.
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Yeah, I can see people liking that.
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It's great, James.
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But I couldn't help
but notice you have two more
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of these things with the sheets on them.
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As much as I love that, I probably
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shouldn't make a decision
without seeing the options.
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- Couldn't agree more.
- Okay.
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Well, these are all the same.
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Uh, no, actually,
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the cans themselves
are different greens.
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We've got mint green,
jade green, and jasper green.
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We wanted to make sure
we got your input on that
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before we roll out the pilot program.
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And this "pilot program,"
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that would mean
how many of these things?
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We'd start with a couple dozen
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just in and around City Hall.
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That way we can all watch them at work!
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Smart! Pick a color, sir.
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Not that it matters
really how they look, right?
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This awareness campaign's
for the good of the city,
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not anyone's ego.
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I, uh, I really like the jasper.
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- Oh, this one's jasper, sir.
- I love it.
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- Oh, my God.
- Did you see it?
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I got an apartment match!
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Okay, it went on the market
two minutes ago,
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and it's five minutes away.
You have a chance
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if you leave now
and you run every light.
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I don't know, it doesn't
have the floor drains.
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In this market,
you won't find better. Go.
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I'm gonna do a Scooby Doo start
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so I get there extra fast.
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So after that, you're attending
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the LA River cleanup, where
they'd love for you
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to drink just a little cup of water.
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What? No. Hey, easy! Easy!
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Oh, you took that like a champ, sir.
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It's not me. It's just a trash can.
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Oh, hey, are you kidding me, pal?
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That gets its own bucket?
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The important thing is that
my face is getting out there.
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See? Even future voters
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like that little... oh, jeez!
The smell just hit me.
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Oh, what are they feeding that baby?
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Get in, quick. Open the door.
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Ugh, someone else got the apartment?
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No, it's still available.
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- So you didn't like it?
- No. It's perfect.
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Multiple skylights,
one bedroom, four bathrooms.
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Legend has it the original
architect had dementia
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so he just kept adding toilets.
And I hope you don't mind,
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but I keep a monitor lizard
in the courtyard.
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I have never minded anything less!
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- I'll take it.
- Oh, wonderful!
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What's your astrological sign?
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What? Oh, um, Gemini.
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Ah! Go!
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You mustn't be here!
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The landlord will only rent
to a Scorpio. And I'm a...
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Obvious Pisces.
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Ugh, better luck next time, Jayden.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
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Not only is this discrimination,
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it's dumb discrimination
based on a pseudoscience.
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So you agree, it's a science.
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Jayden, this landlord
is illegally discriminating
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against you based on astrological sign.
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No, we are going back there.
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I hope you're happy.
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Americans overvalue happiness.
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I hope I'm useful. What's up?
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I hate the trash cans, okay?
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I hate that they have me on them.
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I saw two pigeons
making love on my face, Arpi!
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On my face!
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If you don't like the trash
cans, just cancel the program.
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I can't do that.
James says I'm trending.
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Teens have invented a game
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where they throw hot dogs in my mouth.
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James says it's not sexual
but I don't believe him.
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I don't get why
you let the pilot program
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go ahead in the first place.
Why even pick a trash can?
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Because all the choices
were trash cans, Arpi!
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I had to pick...
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Oh, the illusion of choice.
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See, he nudged me. James nudged me!
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Huh, I guess he did.
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So nudge him back.
Trick him into thinking
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we shouldn't do the trash cans at all.
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Trick James, the Master of Nudge?
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Oh, please.
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James just slapped a fresh coat of paint
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on the oldest trick in the book.
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Nudging is the same as
"Great idea, sir."
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It's when I say an idea,
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wait for my superior
to bring it up again later,
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and then compliment them
like it's their idea.
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I also like "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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That's what you say to sound
like you're agreeing.
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But if it's all you say,
the person you're talking to
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has to start filling the silence,
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negotiating with his own idea
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until he talks himself out of it.
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Yeah, I do that every time
Orly asks for a rabbit.
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Oh, hey, what if we use
our old-school nudging
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to get James to cancel
the trash can program?
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Great idea, sir!
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I know. Thank you.
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Thanks for the last-minute showing.
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No problem at all.
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I'm an Aquarius,
so I love meeting new souls.
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I'm a Libra!
So the old "scales of balance."
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It's why I'm the hero of my own story
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- but also a victim.
- And I should mention,
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we're only renting to a Scorpio.
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The complex has been
really out of balance,
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and I'm just looking to restore
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that fearless energy to our collective.
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I love that.
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00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,352
Interesting you say that, though,
254
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,703
because the Fair Housing Act
of 1968 says...
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Says that I can't discriminate
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00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,489
on the basis of race, color,
national origin,
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00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,534
familial history, or disability.
258
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:25,929
Everything else is fair game.
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00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,366
People who wear beads
can go to law school.
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I didn't. But I could.
261
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,761
- Huh.
- Yeah.
262
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,676
Thankfully, the apartment's not for her.
263
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,419
It's for Jayden, who is 100% Scorpio.
264
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,377
Because of the moon.
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00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,510
Ain't nothing but a moon thang!
266
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,600
Jai ho, that's fantastic news.
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00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:49,126
I'll go get a pen and
an application from our Virgo!
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00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,301
What are you doing?
269
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,651
Jayden doesn't have the raw animosity
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to convincingly pass as a Scorpio.
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00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,089
Wait, are Scorpios mean?
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00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,917
Guys, I'm Jayden.
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- I'm stone-cold Hufflepuff.
- You can do this, Jayden.
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Just, like, everyone you talk to
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00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,226
is the person who canceled "Ducktales."
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00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:07,014
Expressing anger already.
Classic Scorpio.
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00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,190
You think you're so smart,
it's embarrassing!
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00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,582
You need to start thinking about
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00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,846
what I want to do with my Saturdays,
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00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:16,066
not steal my joy like some sort
of corporate Magica de Spell.
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00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,199
A true son of Mars!
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00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,157
Welcome to the building.
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00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,116
The laundry is in the basement,
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00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,031
and the dryers do not work.
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00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,249
Ass!
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00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:33,780
As a thank you, I got doughnuts.
287
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:36,739
What are you doing?
You're a Scorpio now!
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00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,393
Scorpios don't bring doughnuts.
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00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,525
They take doughnuts,
or comment that other people
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00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,571
- shouldn't be eating doughnuts!
- I thought I was only
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00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,194
supposed to be a Scorpio
at the apartment.
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00:11:44,219 --> 00:11:46,227
No, Jayden, this is the zodiac
293
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,619
that we're talking about.
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00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,273
And Tommy can roll his eyes
all that he wants...
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00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,841
Oh, I can? Thank you! Oh, brother!
296
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,843
You're attempting to be
the opposite of everything
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00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,063
that the stars
have dictated for your nature.
298
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,761
You can't go back and forth.
I don't want this to break you.
299
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,981
Okay, um, put these on.
300
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,896
The only people who wear
sunglasses indoors
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00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,451
are cool and mean.
302
00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:05,986
Or grammies after cataract surgery.
303
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,639
You stop thinking like a Jayden!
304
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:08,989
If you want this apartment,
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00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,034
you gotta be the Scorpio.
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00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,299
'Sup, Leslie?
307
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,214
What's it like having a mom
that's not as pretty as my mom?
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00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,434
- You take that back.
- No.
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00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:32,906
- You wanted to see me, sir?
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,798
James, we're thrilled
with the trash can project.
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00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,713
It's a great first try.
312
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,671
"First try?" It's a home run.
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00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:44,111
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
314
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:47,331
But, of course, I'm sure
there's room for improvement.
315
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:52,162
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
316
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,121
Yeah.
317
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,600
Why don't the team and I
take a look first.
318
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:58,255
See what we can improve
before the citywide rollout.
319
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,517
Great idea, James.
320
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,041
Yeah.
321
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,444
Race you to the top, dog breath!
322
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:20,458
Deal with it, dog breaths!
323
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,020
Suck eggs, person breath!
324
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,503
Scorpio! Scorpio! Scorpio!
325
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,287
I don't think I did a good job
326
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,289
explaining to him what a Scorpio is.
327
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,293
What, Nora? What?
328
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,731
This is the same exact trash can!
329
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:40,863
Actually, sir, it's not.
330
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,212
Yes, the original trash cans
331
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,866
were pretty sticky on social.
332
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,608
But how exactly were they trending?
333
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,219
"LA trash mouth." "Garbage clown."
334
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,225
- "Hotdog slut."
- That is definitely sexual.
335
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:55,182
- You think I don't know that?
- Now that is awareness, yes.
336
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,879
But it's not the message
we're looking for,
337
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,056
which is why we've updated to 2.0.
338
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,580
Hi, I'm Mayor Neil Bremer.
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00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,060
Thank you for your trash.
340
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:07,411
Boy, that... that is something.
341
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,109
The original cans had a fatal flaw.
342
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,938
They didn't identify you as the mayor.
343
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:14,418
So we've corrected that error
with ten fun phrases
344
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:18,205
the team put together
using existing soundbites.
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00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,903
I'll finish it if you won't!
I'm Mayor Neil Bremer.
346
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,873
And it's all eco-friendly.
347
00:14:22,898 --> 00:14:24,811
The speakers are solar-powered
and the electronics
348
00:14:24,836 --> 00:14:29,259
are all recycled from that dump
that's all Furbys from 1998.
349
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,916
Your trash but my treasure!
I'm Mayor Neil Bremer.
350
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,319
- It's pretty great, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
351
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:36,701
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
352
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:40,575
But... yeah.
353
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,055
Yeah?
354
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,708
Permission to go citywide, sir?
355
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,885
Is there another choice?
356
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,191
Oh, sorry. I was talking to the can.
357
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,151
Let's do this, LA!
I'm Mayor Neil Bremer.
358
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,859
- Jayden?
- Oh, sorry.
359
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,296
Do you ever get the feeling
that your real personality
360
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,994
is at the bottom of a deep pit,
361
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,639
and your fake personality you've built
362
00:15:09,664 --> 00:15:12,476
keeps building the walls of the
pit higher, and you can't get out?
363
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,695
Only in high school and college.
364
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,262
- Okay.
- Ugh, I told you,
365
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,829
forcing Jayden to be a Scorpio
was going to be too much.
366
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,657
He's clearly losing himself.
367
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,399
Yeah, I didn't mind switching
to black underpants
368
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,879
and calling everybody "dog breath,"
369
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,622
but this Scorpio duty is just too hard.
370
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,232
Wait, what's Scorpio duty?
371
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:30,755
It's when the building Scorpio
372
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:33,845
has to do the tasks that
the Aquarius landlord can't.
373
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,978
All right, my Scorpio king,
374
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,328
I need you to evict the lady in 2A.
375
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,765
You might want to do it
while her son is at preschool.
376
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:43,551
Also, tell her I'll be keeping
her security deposit
377
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,075
because her wheelchair
ruined the carpet.
378
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:49,600
I would do it, but I'm coo! You know?
379
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,690
No, she can't make you
evict other tenants.
380
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,692
She's not making me,
because as a Scorpio,
381
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:55,737
I should love to do it.
382
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,956
And if I don't love to do it,
383
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,087
then I'm apparently not a Scorpio!
384
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,523
This is insane.
385
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,917
There has to be a law
somewhere against this.
386
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,310
No, Tommy, just let it go.
387
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,225
There's a ton of laws
about building code,
388
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,315
but no law about being an LA weirdo.
389
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,882
You're right, there are a ton
of laws about building code.
390
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,188
And I'm gonna read every one
391
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,016
until I find out
which one she's breaking.
392
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,627
Because Aquarians hate rules!
393
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,848
To the City Hall Library!
394
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:23,591
Which is now completely online!
395
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,377
That's a big one! Nice shot!
396
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:30,198
- But my treas... hey, I'll eat...
- Hey, hey!
397
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,208
- What do you two think you're doing?
- Dude, have you seen these?
398
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,863
Yummy! I'll eat... Your. But.
399
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,821
I'm. Filthy. Mayor Bremer.
400
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,736
My. Mouth. Loves. Trash?
401
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,782
Dude, you can make it say,
like, whatever!
402
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,827
- It's called trash mouthing...
- Hey, you know what?
403
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,351
Oh, snap, you're Mayor Bremer!
404
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,048
Oh, my God! Hotdog Slut!
405
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:53,055
When clean LA...
Nice shot! Yummy, yummy!
406
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,665
I'm Mayor Neil Bremer!
407
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,538
We gotta go.
408
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,106
Yummy!
409
00:17:04,429 --> 00:17:07,026
Okay, sir, James told me
you were on board
410
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,549
with the branded garbage cans, but...
411
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,985
Wait, is this on a porn site?
412
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,248
"Mayor on mayor" is a real kink?
413
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,554
I mean, no judgment.
414
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,512
Mean boy, coming through!
415
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,167
The cans are obviously
not working, Mikaela.
416
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,169
They just attract hooligans.
417
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,433
You know what I saw
when I watched that video, pal?
418
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,436
A clean street.
419
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,742
Oh! Jayden's right.
420
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,874
That block is usually covered in trash.
421
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,354
I'm pretending to be a Scorpio
422
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,530
for reasons you don't
need to know, but guess what?
423
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:36,577
I don't care that
you're butt-hurt about people
424
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,013
throwing garbage at your face!
425
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,102
They're using the trash cans, man!
426
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,629
I'm so tired of being like this.
427
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,546
Excuse me, Leaf?
428
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,680
Jayden, did you get that
Scorpio duty done
429
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,422
- like we had communicated about?
- Uh, no, not yet.
430
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,988
Okay, Jayden, I mean,
431
00:17:57,032 --> 00:18:00,122
let's do it
before her water breaks, okay?
432
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,342
Tell her, Jayden.
433
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,648
Jayden is not here right now.
434
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:08,130
Okay, Jayden's not a Scorpio,
he's a Pisces.
435
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,436
Oh, wow.
436
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,134
This is a violation of your lease
437
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,223
and I need you to tell yourself
to move out.
438
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,486
You will lose your deposit.
439
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,141
Ugh, I hate doing this!
440
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,797
- This is why I need a Scorpio!
- Oh, yeah, such a bummer.
441
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,539
I just find it so interesting
that, as an Aquarius,
442
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,802
you'd be such a stickler
for a rule like this.
443
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,196
Oh, well, rules protect
our vibe, you know?
444
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,154
Mm, yeah, but I noticed
you don't follow the rule
445
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,725
about having fire extinguishers
in every public hallway.
446
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,464
And what you have labeled
as an organic algae garden
447
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,640
is most definitely black mold.
448
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,773
Your aura is so vibrant right now.
449
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,253
I need to capture this.
450
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,689
Let me go get my watercolors.
451
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,864
Great, and while you do that,
452
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,344
I'm gonna go ahead and just write down
453
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,303
every building code violation
that I observe,
454
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:53,001
as an official representative
of the City of Los Angeles.
455
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,612
For real?
456
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,180
Oh, he's 100% Taurus about this.
457
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,573
I'm really a Pisces!
458
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,186
Yeah, we told her already, buddy.
459
00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:03,011
- Oh.
- Listen, you can discriminate
460
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,840
based on astrological signs
all you want but...
461
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,363
I can shut down your entire building.
462
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,451
Okay, fine!
463
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,714
I'm just a crappy LA landlord.
464
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,674
My name is Arlene,
and I own a gun, okay?
465
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,155
I don't even believe in astrology.
466
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,331
Then why do you live like this?
467
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:21,203
I realized that when tenants
come to me with complaints,
468
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,336
I can just start babbling
about how I need to know
469
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,815
the exact time they were born
470
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,035
so I can chart if we're compatible,
471
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,690
and then they'd go away,
and I never fix the AC.
472
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,996
How long have you been doing this?
473
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,084
Since 1990
474
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,956
when I discovered the character Leaf
475
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,871
in my Sunday show at The Groundlings.
476
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,047
"SNL" may have passed on old Arlene,
477
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,701
but she still found a way
to make a living
478
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:41,963
from her characters.
479
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,704
I also own a biker bar in WeHo
480
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,228
as Big Butch Betty Bodean.
481
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,577
- Oh, no.
- No.
482
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,970
It was a different time in comedy.
483
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,101
Yeah.
484
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,278
So how much do you want to go away?
485
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,496
I'm willing to look
the other way on this
486
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,368
if you fix all these violations
487
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,760
and you let Jayden stay.
488
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,371
At 500 less a month.
489
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,112
And I get to feed your lizard
whenever I want to.
490
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:08,234
Deal!
491
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,252
Whoa! Sorry.
492
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,473
That was the last
of the Scorpio leaving my body.
493
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,390
Okay, here's what we do
with the trash cans.
494
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,914
I have some friends
in the Teamsters Union
495
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,046
and they know
how to make things disappear.
496
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,918
Remember that guy
who was gonna host "Jeopardy"?
497
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,920
We're not getting rid of them, Arpi.
498
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:29,402
I just approved the citywide rollout.
499
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,751
Seriously? But... but...
500
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,536
Those stupid trash cans
are humiliating, yes,
501
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:36,757
but they're actually keeping
the streets cleaner.
502
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,062
And I didn't see it
503
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:41,196
until a very weird
Jayden pointed it out.
504
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,939
Because your face is fun
to throw trash at, of course!
505
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,897
I concede one point to the I-Team.
506
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,551
All righty then!
507
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,118
Well, sir,
508
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,773
I'm glad you realized that
a city of four million people
509
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,210
is actually bigger than your ego.
510
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,386
Well, thank you, Arpi. That means...
511
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,649
it means a lot to me.
512
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,436
I am sorry, sir.
513
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,786
I saw your open mouth
and it was a reflex.
514
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:09,746
I'm gonna buy you a can of shelled nuts.
515
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,574
Yes, you are.
516
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,315
Nudging works.
517
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,232
What a great. Episode.
518
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,497
Stay. Tuned. For. Sexy. Cop. Trash.
519
00:21:23,352 --> 00:21:27,352
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