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Don't do that. Shut up.
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Why not? Why not? What?
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Why not don't do that?
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Is it true that you're engaged with someone for Zach's Mom?
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What's he doing in there?
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His sister sent him pictures you know,
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robins sending pictures what pictures
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pictures of you happy pictures of girls
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pictures of you a great deal hairier than you are now.
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Pictures of you a great deal happier than you are now.
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Pictures of you in Vietnam on the beach, hundreds of them.
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And one picture of Zach's mom one
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can I see these pictures? No. They're my pictures.
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They're just pictures. How dare you?
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What are you doing? Is that my will?
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Yeah, take it back.
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I'm giving it back. I don't want any part of it anymore.
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It looks like a lawsuit or a subpoena.
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$120,000 is all you have left?
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You're gonna live off that the rest of your life.
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And what about me? What's left for me?
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I need an executive Zack.
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I need an inheritance.
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It's an honor. Come on, please. Be the executor of my will.
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What an honor. It's a chore.
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A responsibility a consequence of goddamn death. You can keep your honor.
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Zack, you want me to support your middle age.
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You're turning this around to make me sound selfish.
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And Molly has a great job. Why are you panicking?
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What do you make in your life? 2 million $3 million. Where is it now?
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Don't kill me. You're killing me.
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Before worn Molly, my son only has enough pride for one of us.
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That's what your life has amounted to $120,000
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What should I be saving for a better quality diaper when I'm 80?
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I say for now. I know where it was.
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Russia.
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A sightseeing tour of Russia Holiday on Ice.
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Russia at the height of the Cold War and the toilet paper shortage.
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Mom didn't want to go to such an anti semitic country.
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But you went anyway. He had to see the Hermitage St. Petersburg.
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cost you a lot of cash to avoid seeing mom for what?
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A whopping 10 days. But guess what?
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You came back and she was still there.
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My mother waiting. I taught you to love travel.
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Yeah. alone without your wife.
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The one that you left at a wedding reception at two in the morning,
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the wife that you abandoned over and over again.
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How many times I used to keep track.
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Zach, Where's this coming from?
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I protected your mother against you
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call us more times than you know,
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my callousness. Couldn't you have just found some way to have fun for four
hours?
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Could you have just gazed at her for four short hours she was beautiful
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that do not have a fight that night in public.
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She makes you apologize in public.
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She had to take a cab ride home 20 miles in the middle of the night.
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Nobody takes a 20 mile cab ride except in the movies.
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Accountability.
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Mom came home at two in the morning and climbed into my bed.
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The room was called that she was sweating.
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I was 14. Can you imagine how scarring that is
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a crying mother crawling into her son's bed at 14. Accountability.
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Your mother wanted to be there for all the important days of your life.
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But she died. The only one she got to experience was your Bar Mitzvah.
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Don't tell me you don't remember.
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She wanted a picture that morning of just the two of you when you wouldn't
pose for it.
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So you made her cry. I made you take that picture.
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And she loved you for it.
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Oh, so you're jealous. A simple favor is all I ask.
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You have no idea how often I protected her from you.
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Oh, wow.
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I don't want your gratitude for what I did for you and your life.
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And I absolutely will not pay for it.
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You were never hungry. I paid for college community college.
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You could have attended a four year state school.
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Were you never thinking of me when you sold our house in the middle of a
bad economy.
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That house was the single biggest investment you ever made.
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You and your sister were the biggest investments I ever made.
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Nobody sells houses. Nobody sells stocks ever.
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I was in shock. I had just lost my job.
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And I was out of work for almost a year
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when I was offered a job a high paying job
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halfway across the country higher
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vein than I'd ever received in my life.
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You were given a year severance pay.
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You were paid to salaries for three months.
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Where is that cash?
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I bought you slot cars at a scale model of the US Capitol events.
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Well as Danny, you had to have those things
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1000 Little bobbles
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Did he really get you slot cars. What is that?
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Oh my God, I don't believe this.
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I was foolish enough to think that you might want that as a keepsake one
day.
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Something to look fondly back on.
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You know what the Shylock used to do when I was 789 years.
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Old he used to con me out of my allowance by persuading me to deposit it in
Daddy's bank.
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That's what this is. That's what he used to call it.
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He kept a teensy weensy little bank book and
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he'd record my deposits in it and pay out interest just like a bank.
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Well, you know what daddy?
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Banks used to pay their investors interest
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because they made more money playing with investors money
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than the interest they paid out.
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So what do you do with your son's money to make more than the interest you
paid out?
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You withdrew all the money out of daddy's bank?
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Everything except $1.47.
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Living on the edge at 13. Yeah, well, you owe me $1.47 plus interest
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that is vehicle that is cold.
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That is almost diabetic.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Diabetic daddio. Too much of a good thing and too much of a bad thing.
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I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever use the word diabetic that way
before. Oh, you will?
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Yeah, I coined it. I made it up.
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Molly lost her job that she was laid off a year ago.
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And now I'm scared or Cooley's off an astrophysicist, you were laid off?
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No, I was can't. Why? I don't know.
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I think I know I think you know what,
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I was put in charge of this big charity event,
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this big, big ticket event. 2500 bucks a pop that we sold out in 36 hours,
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and I got so much credit for it more credit than I even deserved.
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And then this big contributor this big,
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this big this big board member was comped him in his vagina
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du jour that's the kind of philanthropist he was.
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And he didn't show up. So I decided to give his tickets to a guy
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who brought his daughter there who
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who had who had never been to a museum event before
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someone who his his daughter had been there.
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It was an event it was an affair for a birthday.
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And she fucking loved astronomy.
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And then the board member shows up an hour later.
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His pants fucking his zipper still down,
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even though he's wearing his black tie, and he's all pissed off
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that I gave his seats White and his DEET didn't even like astronomy.
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What does this have to do with your work? Absolutely nothing.
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And then all of a sudden, I started making mistakes,
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small mistakes, lips, magnetosphere joke's bombed,
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and my boss who was running the projector started to correct me over the
loudspeaker
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and humiliate me in public.
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And it wasn't necessary at all.
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I was good at my job.
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I was great at my job.
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Our special guest tonight is Molly Bluefield.
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And Molly comes to us from the American Museum of Natural History,
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where she's working on her dissertation in the astrophysics department.
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Thanks to Molly and her colleagues, we're going to get to see a little bit
of what she sees.
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On a perfect evening. Molly, welcome.
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Thank you. I always like to start out by taking questions
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so I can chat up what you'd like to know.
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Anyone, people?
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What turns you on?
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Excellent question. My major research interests centers
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around low mass stars and brown dwarfs.
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My thesis is focused on the kinematics of these ultra cool dwarfs,
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or what I call UCD. You might look at religion for a little while
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a lot of people do turn to religion as their way of answering questions.
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But practical scientific people realize that outlet needs to be abandoned.
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It doesn't give you any answers any practical information,
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no substance out of religion at all. There's nothing there.
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It's faith. If you want to believe it, go ahead.
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But you've got nothing to hold on to.
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There are no facts, not a single fact.
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But in science, in astronomy, you have facts.
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You have the spectrum, you have the photometry
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you have the data and if it's a small amount of progress
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toward answering those unanswerable questions,
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if what you've always wanted is an answer to the question,
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Who are we? What are we doing here?
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Even if it's a tiny baby step, and it may be because in the end,
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I've always hoped that when I die, I hope that someone gives me a little
tour of the universe
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to figure out all the things I classified incorrectly.
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I call that an M five star, but I was wrong.
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It's totally like a I don't know, a cataclysm variable
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where it was harboring some disc that I didn't see.
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It would be just so fun.
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I know, we're probably wrong about a lot of stuff.
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But we've always moved forward. We haven't moved backward.
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You know, we've guessed at something and then we've been proven wrong.
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But then we figure out that we're wrong, and then we head in the right
direction.
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I think we're constantly moving forward and science not backward,
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and we're constantly moving towards an answer of something.
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And the sun might blow up before we have a chance to answer it.
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I know. But if that's the case, we're at least moving forward.
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I just want to move forward.
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We do have 4 billion years to observe first though,
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so let's grab these light buckets and just watch
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Right
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thank you
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you're writing about my kisses.
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I only write about things that might otherwise forget some day.
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Don't take a look
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it's just a private
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you need any help. You know when you lose something
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and you look under the bed for it and it's not there,
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but you look another three or four times.
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This is like the third time.
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Like checking for monsters.
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Yeah, just like is it important
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the thing you're looking for?
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Yeah, it's really important. I took the $20 bill you gave me
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for a cab ride home after our first date.
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And I put it under the boxspring when we first moved in here
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and it's not there anymore.
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You are so adorable.
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Forget it I'll get you another 20 for an event.
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Have you have you seen my confirmation screw?
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What's a confirmation screen
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you really think there's a little boy living on the other side of that?
Well,
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he's being really shy today.
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His mom wants him to read her but he doesn't want to.
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Maybe it's just being coy
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little boys can't be quiet just little girls
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I've become one serious little girl lately.
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Have you noticed? I used to love to laugh
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used to like that about me.
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Once you do gargling
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brushing his teeth.
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No. He's avoiding brushing his teeth.
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He's got Thank you very, very loudly.
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So as mother will think that he's brushing his teeth.
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Little kids get that breath.
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You mean like, Why do all newborn smells so good?
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You can't really hear anything for that.
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Well, can you? Yeah,
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I really can't. It's magic. Well, Google it.
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Google it. Google. What?
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Can you guys get by breath? It's an excellent question.
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Now I have to know the answer.
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Oh, we hear snaps.
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He's taking off his pajamas. The kinds of snaps on them.
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Oh, I think his mom's getting him ready for school. We should probably stop
eavesdropping.
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You can't hear anything on the other side of that wall can
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at the hotel in Bergen, Norway,
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there was an old man at the bar smoking Dutch master cigars
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and he reminded me on my grandpa.
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Nobody in Europe smokes Dutch master scars.
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Ah, but he was American with ants
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What are you doing? My underwear on?
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What if we find little visitors in our new home?
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Then you might never see me naked in Norway.
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What are you really afraid One of them's gonna crawl inside you.
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Even if an insect did manage the impossible
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it would die within minutes.
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You're a man you would never understand.
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That sleepaway camp happened to someone there. Oh,
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my God. Really? Yeah.
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We just that's what she told us and in such vivid detail.
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I didn't believe her then but the older I get
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the more just know she was telling the truth.
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What'd she say happened to her to the book?
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What do you mean? Did you get it out?
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She was still young. She was afraid of her body
252
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but I remember she said that she hoped that it wouldn't die.
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They will find a way to survive
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yeah
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it'll be today but I need you to give me more time.
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I need to psych myself up a little bit.
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Like 70% There I need you to meet.
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I'm going to show you cook me dinner.
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Can I take one with you? At your own risk?
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Right now you're hungry? No,
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but it's on the wall are you okay?
262
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I actually just felt pretty good.
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But you just put your finger in
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I'm blushing now right did you put one of those
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dumb Halloween door tags out in the hallway?
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Hell no.
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All right
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we for your wife
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I completely forgot you were coming.
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No backspace. I was hoping you'd completely forget to come.
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Dat boo. I was good at my job.
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I was great at my job.
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Got a fucking job you will lose.
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gone and done. For the past five months.
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I've had two minimum wage jobs,
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minimum wage jobs and I love them.
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I drive a courtesy van for Avis at LaGuardia.
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And in the mornings, I work at Burger King.
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The one right next to the story of Boulevard subway stop
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I can shuttle from one job to another
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with just one swipe of my MetroCard for free food.
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Free food I'm granted one free meal per shift but I never eat it.
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I think that's a form of stealing. See I have scruples
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I have scribbles down to here.
285
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But what I have found myself.
286
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I eat leftovers. First I did it
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because I was hungry and became a thrill thrilling.
288
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Then it became a habit. Bullshit.
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Molly made a good living dad now I support Molly.
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You don't need to eat garbage. Why do you do it?
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Because it's good is As a Burger King,
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or my burger king salary that bothers you more.
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There's a feeling of debasement followed by a suicidal urge,
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there's a haze of humiliation, then some kind of high.
295
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The first time you do it, no matter how much you eat,
296
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you can never get full, that empty feeling in the pit of your stomach that
cry,
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that void, it just keeps growing deeper and deeper.
298
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But then the ability to taste returns, that's the key,
299
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the ability to savor, then the ability to nourish oneself,
300
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then the ability to cry returns, they become the most filling foods,
301
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the most savory things you've ever sampled,
302
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and you begin to feel fearless, capable of anything.
303
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And you should have taken mom with you Dad
304
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behind the Iron Curtain. Just like that bar mitzvah photo
305
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you thought I should have been happy to willingly post
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you have. It's so good.
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When I was a kid, my mom kept one of those growth charts
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for her children on the molding of our basement door.
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14 years from the time
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we could stand up. You were so proud when you finally reach five feet.
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Yes, I was. How do you know that? I never told you that.
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Mom told me. Mom told me a lot of things.
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You only heard us communicating when we were yelling.
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That's all a lot of children ever get to hear.
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But we talk to each other a lot.
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Yeah, well, we had this cleaning woman
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who used to come to the house once a week.
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And one day I came home from school and the growth chart was gone.
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erased the cleaning woman she thought it was dirt
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I restored it went out from doctors records.
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I got them from your pediatrician, not the same,
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not by a longshot.
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And whatever happened to that cleaning woman where she now? Minimum wage
324
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jobs made people complacent.
325
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That's an ignorant thing to say. All right.
326
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The people I meet at the airport are so happy.
327
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I meet families and executives and lovers and
328
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children and grandchildren and great grandchildren.
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I get to hear big, wonderful adventures. Everybody has a great travel
story.
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Of course they do. Well, I want mine.
331
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I used to think that you would always be my safe harbor
332
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somebody who would always take me and my family
333
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and but now you seem so distant and ice.
334
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You're counting the years you have left and
335
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dividing it by your dwindling savings.
336
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And I'm not part of the math just like mom wasn't part of your travels
337
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is the life of a contractor by definition a solitary one.
338
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I never knew loneliness can be so fulfilling.
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I couldn't live alone.
340
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Okay, so maybe it's hard to find a friend at 35.
341
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But you had a partner.
342
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So mom couldn't have been your friend to you kept running away from my
mother.
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From friendships from satisfaction.
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Mom was always my friend.
345
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You are still such a child. Yes.
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Prove it. Pay me.
347
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I was drunk the night you thought I abandoned mom.
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The night of the wedding.
349
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The truth is I might have killed her. If I take her in the car with me.
350
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I was ashamed. I pulled over to the side of the road
351
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on the way home twice from shame.
352
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But I was actually protecting her
353
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say things through
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you need to take care of me.
355
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God dammit. It's your job.
356
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Do your job. I had two jobs. Isn't that good enough for you?
357
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All right, apply for a civil service job then.
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I did. I failed a test.
359
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You imagine how small that made me feel.
360
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And Molly tried to comfort me but all I could see in the back of my mind.
361
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Was that smug look of disgust on your face
362
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the same one I saw when I only got 1180 on my SATs.
363
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How small would that make you feel you misinterpreted?
364
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Yeah, well, we're leaving.
365
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We're starting from scratch. We're going to low in Norway.
366
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We're moving to Norway.
367
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You running away from home to live?
368
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We leave tomorrow. We have to.
369
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It's Halloween. So it's the last day of the month and our rent is pretty
fucking high.
370
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That's why you're here. Because we're starting a new.
371
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And so I could suggest that you make Robin the executor of your will.
372
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And so we could say goodbye.
373
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And so you can applaud my courage and
374
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determination and not so that you could put me down and belittle me.
375
00:24:24,290 --> 00:24:29,630
You're here just I just wanted to say tools.
376
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You were always the best rationalizer I ever met.
377
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Yeah. Call it what you will.
378
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It's still running away and what will you do?
379
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What will you do with Molly came find a job in Norway.
380
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Run away from her.
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Count, dad, feel your heartbeat.
382
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Count out loud
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1-234-567-8910
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1112 1314 1516
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1718 1920 21 to
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2324 times
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Next 144 144 If you can't get it up to 144
388
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at least once or twice a day I don't want to know you,
389
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Asher
390
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Are you really moving away?
391
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Fine, move.
392
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,980
I never wanted you to have to watch me done anyway.
393
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:30,440
Are you dying?
394
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:35,060
No. I never had any intention of watching you die
395
00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:54,710
your generation thinks it's entitled to wear backpacks on the subway.
396
00:25:55,130 --> 00:25:57,290
What? fucking annoying
397
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bulging big deck backpacks
398
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,990
on me like you don't know what I'm talking about.
399
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,450
Everyone's growth charts get washed away.
400
00:26:07,610 --> 00:26:10,160
The mommies just spank me. Your mom.
401
00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:12,260
My mom say her father raised her.
402
00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,480
They didn't hurt though. Did they?
403
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spankings or about humiliation?
404
00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:20,570
I had cried so hard. They couldn't catch my breath.
405
00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:22,640
It hurt. hurt a lot.
406
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,580
But now I guess not from the pain
407
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from the humiliation.
408
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:32,330
I used to try to talk to her when she spanked me
409
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try to reason with her with a fury.
410
00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:36,490
But her knee would dig into my diaphragm
411
00:26:36,490 --> 00:26:39,250
and I couldn't get the words out which left me rather breathless
412
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,000
least that's how I remember it. I don't remember any pain.
413
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,770
But those are the first times I remember ever wanting to visit other
planets
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where there were no spankings.
415
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,910
That's right. And it's a good thing I had somewhere to escape to
416
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,290
otherwise I would have killed her my mom.
417
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,410
I tried to put it back in her chicken bullion.
418
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,490
Speaking which, Asher, do you want to join us for dinner tonight?
419
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:03,430
Don't worry. I have too much respect for food
420
00:27:03,430 --> 00:27:05,260
now to put those kinds of ingredients in it.
421
00:27:05,530 --> 00:27:06,760
When did the spanking stop?
422
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:11,260
When she started taking antidepressants.
423
00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:14,680
And just like that I became her best friend.
424
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,950
Like an animal who was once abused and nurtured fed.
425
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:24,010
She does the bunny hop at our wedding.
426
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:25,450
She did.
427
00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:33,760
What's with the wall?
428
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:37,180
It's seven things I want to do before leaving to start our new life.
429
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:39,160
In the next 24 hours.
430
00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:41,530
Making the majors is probably going to be a tough one.
431
00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:44,560
Why do you want to save someone's life?
432
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,290
Apart from the virtuous quality of the act?
433
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:50,770
You tap funny. It has nothing to do with virtue.
434
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,630
I just want somebody to be indebted to me.
435
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:55,930
Like a slave might make me a God.
436
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,270
Have children instead?
437
00:27:58,540 --> 00:27:59,740
You want me to be your slave?
438
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,870
Some children are leaders.
439
00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:06,970
What about you, Molly? Don't you want to play a wall of your own?
440
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,350
We don't play.
441
00:28:09,610 --> 00:28:12,010
When I was in school, we used to play a game called fast.
442
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,740
I'll ask you a question but you have to answer as fast as you can.
443
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,930
If you could have any five things, what would they be?
444
00:28:17,350 --> 00:28:20,230
A first edition copy of Atlas Shrugged a cobalt blue bedroom
445
00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:22,060
a Chicago lithograph of lovers and moonlight
446
00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,400
the engagement ring my mom lost when she was pregnant with me
447
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,830
and a Nobel Prize for leading a team in stem cell research.
448
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,520
Won a lot. You asked.
449
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,520
People generally have to think about their answers for a minute or two.
450
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,340
You didn't. It's pretty awesome.
451
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,580
It must be a lot more you want.
452
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,410
You asked for five I gave you five
453
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,550
stop biting your nails.
454
00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:51,770
We just had an awesome talk at the museum not too long ago
455
00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:53,570
about this new technique we've been using.
456
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:57,560
There's this star epsilon or gay and it's been eclipsing.
457
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It's about like 100 parsecs.
458
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,240
It's like 300 light years away.
459
00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:04,640
And people have known about it for a really long time.
460
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,140
They've known about it for 200 years,
461
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:08,030
but no one could figure out what the hell was going on.
462
00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:09,770
They couldn't figure out what was causing dimming.
463
00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:12,590
But now we have all this new data
464
00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:17,180
because we've been using interferometry to take pictures of the actual
surface of the star.
465
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,430
And what we discovered was this giant disk that was occluding was passing
466
00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:24,440
right in front of the star blocking out all the light.
467
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,080
We took four images and in those images,
468
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,500
you can clearly clearly see the shape of the disk.
469
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:33,530
The eclipsing dark material is in shrouding a massive star
470
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,840
150 times the size of our own Sun,
471
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a wedge shaped structure. The disk is as wide as the orbit of Jupiter.
472
00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:44,090
It's nearly as tall as Earth's orbit. It contains the same mass as our home
planet.
473
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:48,440
It's a companion to epsilon origami, and it's it's moving in front of it
474
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blocking out all the light for nearly two years at a time.
475
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,470
And so now the mystery solved as to what caused the strange dimming.
476
00:29:55,370 --> 00:29:57,440
But now entirely new questions are being asked
477
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,030
about how such a system could form about the input.
478
00:30:00,030 --> 00:30:03,180
occasions of its existence about how we understand how stars form.
479
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:05,070
It's an amazing discovery. I mean,
480
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:08,190
it just shows that if your contribution is towards the mystery like that
481
00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:08,970
you can still
482
00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:13,860
there's just all these like weird things in the universe,
483
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:17,580
you know, but a tiny little discovery like that.
484
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,080
It will give you something it will definitely give you some
485
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:26,070
cool ways off and astronomer.
486
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,300
It's okay. They gave me a week on the new Hill telescope last year.
487
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:33,240
That was enough. I don't think so.
488
00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:41,550
What was that tune that Hoagy Carmichael used to play?
489
00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:44,610
My mom love so much. And all buttermilk sky.
490
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,570
That's exactly what the sky looked like yesterday.
491
00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:49,650
Did you say you know
492
00:30:51,030 --> 00:30:53,010
first time I ever saw it look like that in my life
493
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,330
over 50 years in my life.
494
00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:57,480
There really is a first time for everything.
495
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,160
I was 15 when I went to my first concert
496
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,370
was the fez club to say Elvis Costello?
497
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:17,580
I think your first concert was David Byrne at the garden. No.
498
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:21,930
Anyway, I was 15.
499
00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:24,570
And my unofficial curfew was one.
500
00:31:25,770 --> 00:31:27,690
And I never missed curfew.
501
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,560
I was a good kid.
502
00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:33,060
Left the concert early enough to catch the New Jersey Transit bus
503
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:34,380
back to summit and time.
504
00:31:35,010 --> 00:31:37,110
But I was so burnt out and deaf.
505
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:41,370
That I missed my stop, nodded off pure and simple.
506
00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:45,360
And when I woke up, my heart was racing the fear.
507
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:48,510
Got off at the next stop. I don't know.
508
00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:52,230
I can't remember where was the town
509
00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:53,340
I didn't know from Adam.
510
00:31:54,450 --> 00:31:56,340
And I didn't have enough money for a cab. I don't know
511
00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:58,230
if I'd ever even been in a cab before
512
00:31:58,230 --> 00:32:00,090
cabs scared me
513
00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:01,050
everything scared me.
514
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,370
Had enough change to call home from a payphone
515
00:32:06,670 --> 00:32:07,810
my mom answered the phone.
516
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,670
Mom didn't scare me.
517
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:14,830
You could hear her tell you to pick up
518
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:20,470
didn't know when she told you to go and get me.
519
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,560
And you said you wouldn't you yelled at her
520
00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:27,820
that I should take a cat to have you
521
00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,020
had a huge fight.
522
00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:33,520
I had to listen to every last bit of it keeping my ear to the receiver
523
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,110
because I knew that was the only way
524
00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:36,640
I was ever going to get home that night.
525
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,280
Mom finally told me to wait there she'd come pick me up.
526
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,260
She hated driving at night.
527
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,080
Her night vision was impaired.
528
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,620
Strained she spoiled me around
529
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:57,940
now it took her 45 minutes to get there.
530
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,120
I slept on the ride home I had to say
531
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,270
the only way I could avoid having to talk to her
532
00:33:04,270 --> 00:33:06,790
having a explained
533
00:33:07,330 --> 00:33:09,700
having to say thank you
534
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,840
what did you ever tell me that story before?
535
00:33:15,070 --> 00:33:20,200
No reason. why anyone would that come up in conversation?
536
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:26,920
Well, while I was waiting for mom to arrive at the station
537
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:33,550
I wished that she'd get into an accident and die.
538
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,000
Anything to make you miserable.
539
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,100
guilty for the rest of your life.
540
00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:40,720
Punish the bastard but good
541
00:33:44,350 --> 00:33:45,160
why no away.
542
00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:49,870
My best friend from high school moved there after she graduated with her
folks.
543
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,910
I hadn't seen her since and then.
544
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,790
Earlier this year, I got a Facebook message from her parents
545
00:33:54,790 --> 00:33:55,990
saying that she'd died.
546
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,480
So sorry.
547
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,580
She was so young.
548
00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:03,700
What? How did she die?
549
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,190
In a funicular accident
550
00:34:06,190 --> 00:34:09,400
I kid you not in Bergen Norway.
551
00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:13,140
So much debt.
552
00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:18,420
Well, we realized we'd never had a honeymoon.
553
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,760
Five years of marriage and no honeymoon.
554
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,980
So there was something symbolic or cathartic
555
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:28,320
that my friend Spirit passing allowed us to go on our honeymoon.
556
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,220
It was magical the Earthbound delights
557
00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,530
I've lately been ignoring in favor of the bigger picture.
558
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,630
We're all in one place. No.
559
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,500
grass grows on sod patches on the roofs of houses they use for
installation.
560
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,330
Did you know that? And every house has a trailer
561
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,620
we wanted to go someplace where we could be assured of being anonymous.
562
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,530
And with my friend Kim dead
563
00:34:55,530 --> 00:34:56,520
we could be sure of it.
564
00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:05,340
I keep this with me.
565
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:06,720
Always.
566
00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:10,200
It's the thank you note
567
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,480
you sent me after your wedding.
568
00:35:16,110 --> 00:35:16,770
Your dad
569
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,610
my wedding was supposed to be about me.
570
00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:22,650
But it was so much more about you.
571
00:35:24,210 --> 00:35:25,980
Without you there would be no Molly.
572
00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:30,990
Your life lessons taught me how to love, how to cherish
573
00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:34,020
How to Be generous how to teach.
574
00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:35,550
How to write.
575
00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:38,970
I can't thank you enough.
576
00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:41,550
I owe you big time.
577
00:35:43,650 --> 00:35:44,610
And I love you.
578
00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,170
So to Smalley
579
00:35:47,550 --> 00:35:49,380
the wedding day was for you.
580
00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:52,170
Cheap.
581
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,170
Unforgivable beneath you.
582
00:35:55,710 --> 00:35:56,850
Mom had it memorized.
583
00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:58,380
Oh.
584
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,820
Where'd the words come from?
585
00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:05,160
I don't know. For Molly.
586
00:36:09,690 --> 00:36:10,860
Both scared onto you.
587
00:36:12,210 --> 00:36:13,170
I'm just curious.
588
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,240
Thank you for having me over before he left.
589
00:36:22,170 --> 00:36:24,420
Hey, what else you're gonna pull out of your pocket this afternoon.
590
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,170
Kids these days have no sense of decorum.
591
00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:30,300
Can they read the memo in the lobby?
592
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:32,460
No door tag no trick or treating?
593
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:41,910
Terrifying. Einstein
594
00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:53,610
really, Judas Wheeler, Judas after my grandmother who died
595
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,590
when I was a weak gold and Ruby
596
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:56,470
Ruby, because when people walk by they say
597
00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:59,260
Yo, rube and a Rube is a hillbilly or redneck.
598
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,480
So that's just bad.
599
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:13,900
And Judas because when my dad's friends see me,
600
00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:17,200
they always go hey, Jude, and then they laugh their asses off
601
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,540
because some name of a song or something.
602
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:25,360
I live across the promenade and one of the other tall buildings.
603
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:29,170
I noticed your apartment is the only one with boxes in the windows.
604
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,780
So I wanted to see what was behind the boxes. Yeah.
605
00:37:31,810 --> 00:37:32,770
What do you think you'd find?
606
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,550
Candy?
607
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:40,030
No automatically entitled to candy. You know?
608
00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:42,550
Last year I was Groucho Marx.
609
00:37:42,910 --> 00:37:45,940
I'm only allowed to dress as people who are geniuses in their fields.
610
00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:47,110
Marx and Einstein were Jewish.
611
00:37:47,110 --> 00:37:50,050
Are you Jewish? That's a curious question.
612
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,140
I moved here from mine at North Dakota.
613
00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:55,600
My parents owned a cattle farm a good one.
614
00:37:55,660 --> 00:37:58,510
But they decided to move here so I could go to a better school.
615
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,460
A month after we moved here.
616
00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:02,140
They died in a taxi accident.
617
00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:05,080
I wanted to move back there when I'm older and become a farmer.
618
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:06,610
Who do you live with now?
619
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:09,790
My mother's father or my father's brother in law?
620
00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:16,000
Did you know that blander is the only seven letter word in the whole
English language
621
00:38:16,150 --> 00:38:19,120
that has a vowel that can be exchanged with any other vowel
622
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,470
to make a whole new word?
623
00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:24,190
Blender blender blender
624
00:38:24,190 --> 00:38:25,270
blondor blender.
625
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,130
Brilliant.
626
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:28,810
How do you know that?
627
00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:30,730
I don't know. It just came to me.
628
00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:33,790
It just came to my granddaughter that branding her terrier
629
00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:35,860
with a heart shaped tattoo would be excellent.
630
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,000
Cool.
631
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,560
Is that really true about Blender? I don't know.
632
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,870
Wouldn't it be cool if it was isn't it
633
00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:45,130
just too juicy to wonder about
634
00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:46,210
whether it's true or not?
635
00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:01,900
I'm gonna need you to come quickly. Okay
636
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,080
you're gonna hyperventilate,
637
00:39:08,110 --> 00:39:13,420
you're still hard really hard work.
638
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:18,040
Oh honey, I made you laugh.
639
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,230
I need you to come now.
640
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,500
You should do this more often.
641
00:39:22,370 --> 00:39:22,880
Come on.
642
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:25,640
I can't
643
00:39:26,930 --> 00:39:28,280
I can't rush I'm sorry.
644
00:39:31,130 --> 00:39:33,440
I can't do it. I can't hurt you. I'm sorry.
645
00:39:34,310 --> 00:39:37,580
Oh, oh, you're gonna want to read check, aren't you?
646
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,910
You're gonna have to do it. All of your grave concerns
647
00:39:52,910 --> 00:39:56,270
about causing me pain are going to transmogrify inside of an hour.
648
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,130
No, I can assure you they won't.
649
00:39:59,420 --> 00:40:01,490
Do even know what transmogrify me. No.
650
00:40:02,450 --> 00:40:04,280
Do you I do
651
00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:28,460
can't hear you for what it's worth,
652
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,930
you can poke me in the ass in Norway.
653
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,350
You can do it here. You can do it whenever you want.
654
00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:34,160
It's part of the bargain
655
00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:41,000
144 beats per minute
656
00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:49,910
somebody really ought to run out and
657
00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:51,200
buy some candy
658
00:40:56,510 --> 00:41:00,740
Happy Halloween. Oh. Stein.
659
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,230
Apologies. I hope my ribs
660
00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:08,600
on the contrary, she saves the day.
661
00:41:08,690 --> 00:41:11,690
I'm Ashley Bloomfield. This is my son and daughter in law's apartment.
662
00:41:11,990 --> 00:41:14,030
We just met your granddaughter a short time ago.
663
00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:16,370
I hope it's all right that we invited her to stay for dinner.
664
00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:20,600
Oh, that is ridiculously nice, but I have that for my staff to intrude on
and into.
665
00:41:20,990 --> 00:41:24,020
Please Please enter hale and hearty stranger
666
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,840
stopping fellow that you are. You must be hungry. Not passionate
667
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,040
said that another plate.
668
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,500
Well, that's a lot to read.
669
00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:34,650
This must be what had my all too curious.
670
00:41:34,650 --> 00:41:35,670
rubeola flooded.
671
00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:37,380
Not much to look at is it?
672
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:43,320
Oh, ah. Boris Pasternak.
673
00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:46,800
Ruby's guardian and grandfather. Pleasure to meet you.
674
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,540
Zack helped me with the table.
675
00:41:50,070 --> 00:41:53,190
Your name is Ruby Pasternak? Maybe
676
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:54,900
Forrest pastor
677
00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:56,460
Molly leave the man alone.
678
00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:57,960
Let him do his business.
679
00:41:58,050 --> 00:42:01,200
So how long have you two been together?
680
00:42:01,470 --> 00:42:02,760
Almost two years.
681
00:42:03,330 --> 00:42:06,930
When Ruby's parents died, they left everything to her including me.
682
00:42:07,530 --> 00:42:11,340
But the farmer did really tell you that she lived on a farm.
683
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:15,470
Well, they sold the farm left little nest egg
684
00:42:15,470 --> 00:42:17,090
so although I am her guardian,
685
00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:18,590
she takes care of me.
686
00:42:20,090 --> 00:42:22,880
Ruby to you? Do you understand everything
687
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,340
that's up there on the wall? No.
688
00:42:27,290 --> 00:42:30,680
Cobalt Blue. Is it like surreally and blue.
689
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,320
deduced?
690
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,740
How many other funds are you going to ask to do that?
691
00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:39,080
Money doesn't grow on trees. You know?
692
00:42:47,330 --> 00:42:49,430
My aunt Marilyn used to play Scrabble with me
693
00:42:49,430 --> 00:42:50,600
when she came to visit.
694
00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:54,710
She lived in California so I kind of got good with words.
695
00:42:55,610 --> 00:42:58,160
Right? Marilyn was nice.
696
00:42:59,630 --> 00:43:02,180
Ruby usually carries an unabridged dictionary
697
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,850
where they're almost every place you go. Now you're telling me
698
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:09,040
my class reading list last year had books like Little Women on it,
699
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,440
and they all may be really sad, but the dictionaries
700
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,970
one happy ending after another.
701
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,790
The dictionary has said words in it too.
702
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,070
That's what antonyms are for.
703
00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:22,060
That she was she was the son
704
00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:22,810
you never had.
705
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:27,400
So Zack, what do you do?
706
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,170
I drive a courtesy van.
707
00:43:29,470 --> 00:43:30,970
That is this courtesy of
708
00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:33,850
smells like mashed potatoes. Oh.
709
00:43:36,070 --> 00:43:38,380
A little rascal his grandma Molly's
710
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:40,450
my French potatoes is your brother.
711
00:43:40,510 --> 00:43:42,490
He's having allergies. He stayed home.
712
00:43:42,850 --> 00:43:45,820
Your son is sick. Yeah, he gets sick
713
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,520
because you said that Shoemaker Doctor
714
00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:50,710
Mom, you don't like the kids dentist either.
715
00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:51,760
I like my dentist.
716
00:43:51,940 --> 00:43:54,760
You should fix the teeth of horses. Oh, grandma.
717
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,380
Do you have any of the apricot shooter there?
718
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,810
No, you don't get any candy. Now before dinner.
719
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,100
Go talk to your uncle Eli.
720
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:03,940
Tell him to start getting ready for dinner. Do you find your father or the
stirrup
721
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:06,220
and stuff around the neighborhood showing off his limo again?
722
00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,440
Don't put daddy down. Um, do you have any coffee?
723
00:44:08,530 --> 00:44:10,270
You're sure I got lots of cool family
724
00:44:10,270 --> 00:44:14,740
see instant I should be excellent as Mr. Coffee come to the house.
725
00:44:14,770 --> 00:44:17,290
Hey, Graham. I guess we're thinking about getting a tattoo.
726
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:19,750
Oh, good for you.
727
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,020
Center to sub Linka for this
728
00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:24,130
not getting a tattoo.
729
00:44:24,310 --> 00:44:27,280
A little penguin on me. But mom, I didn't know you were coming tonight.
730
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,310
Still taking those mood energizers your doctor prescribed mom
731
00:44:30,310 --> 00:44:33,130
or don't be stupid mood Energizer?
732
00:44:33,310 --> 00:44:34,780
We used to call them pep pills.
733
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,510
Do I sound like someone who needs a pep pill?
734
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:40,870
And you love those terrible words
735
00:44:40,919 --> 00:44:43,979
and warm? My husband wants to fuck me in the ass.
736
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,880
Good for you.
737
00:44:46,570 --> 00:44:48,400
Just like the SS men.
738
00:46:40,270 --> 00:46:42,520
Santa Claus married Alice in Wonderland.
739
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:43,660
That's uncle Eli.
740
00:46:44,410 --> 00:46:47,710
Just that kind of disposition always doing the same thing.
741
00:46:48,730 --> 00:46:50,140
Always playing cards.
742
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,950
Always smiling wide eyed smile always gifting people
743
00:46:55,390 --> 00:46:56,470
who else besides you
744
00:46:58,450 --> 00:47:04,120
know like a moronic smile more like this son smiling so long smile
745
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:10,060
just before it sets yielding to the stars in grandma is always cooking
746
00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:14,650
I mean always she never rests never pauses and
747
00:47:14,650 --> 00:47:18,220
the most suspicious person you ever met and
748
00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:21,010
critical her stream of consciousness invective fueling
749
00:47:21,010 --> 00:47:23,710
whatever culinary prowess Jewish cooking requires.
750
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:27,460
She never stopped for anything not to shit not to sleep.
751
00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:32,830
Grandpa must have had to bend over the kitchen stove
752
00:47:32,830 --> 00:47:34,810
and nine months later out pops the perfect brisket.
753
00:47:35,350 --> 00:47:36,370
Not so perfect.
754
00:47:37,510 --> 00:47:39,880
Not so perfect. Do I smell mashed potatoes?
755
00:47:40,270 --> 00:47:42,520
You like mashed potatoes?
756
00:47:44,650 --> 00:47:45,970
who wish she could arrest?
757
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,770
Have you do that? No, don't miss sugar.
758
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,470
Take care and have it go play Monopoly like
759
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,930
don't be afraid to let me help your mom.
760
00:48:47,260 --> 00:49:00,970
Man, I'll talk to you later idea was this
761
00:49:03,550 --> 00:49:05,650
is to be a glass three quarters full kind of guy.
762
00:49:06,730 --> 00:49:07,480
It's stupid.
763
00:49:08,530 --> 00:49:09,130
I still
764
00:49:11,410 --> 00:49:14,740
talk to her about your concerns. She will do anything you ask her to.
765
00:49:15,910 --> 00:49:17,980
I think you should hold on to your jobs.
766
00:49:18,590 --> 00:49:19,250
Both of them.
767
00:49:20,510 --> 00:49:25,190
I bet Molly respects your enthusiasm for working in the public sector.
768
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,010
Why didn't you tell your father
769
00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:30,360
about Monica? Yeah, about that.
770
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:33,330
eight year old pen pal in the third grade
771
00:49:33,330 --> 00:49:34,950
you picked her name out of a hat.
772
00:49:35,190 --> 00:49:37,200
She lived in Stavanger, Norway.
773
00:49:37,470 --> 00:49:39,630
10 years later, you were still writing emails.
774
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:44,760
And she was the first to ignite that fuse in you the urge to travel.
775
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,930
I'm embarrassed to talk about other women in front of Molly.
776
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,530
She's a philatelist. Now, Monica.
777
00:49:53,430 --> 00:49:54,810
That's another story
778
00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:00,960
I don't want to say out here.
779
00:50:03,030 --> 00:50:05,940
If you're afraid to look foolish in front of people
780
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,740
who discover what you do for a living,
781
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:09,660
then you're the fool
782
00:50:12,630 --> 00:50:13,290
maybe I'm wrong.
783
00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:18,030
Hey, do they issue food stamps in Norway
784
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:24,180
stay the night.
785
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,010
You never know
786
00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:48,420
yep
787
00:51:04,830 --> 00:51:05,160
okay
788
00:51:09,870 --> 00:51:11,160
yeah, no, that sounds great
789
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:16,620
okay, cool.
790
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,760
No, yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much.
791
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,700
Okay, bye, thanks
792
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,620
there's this guy who lives down the hall.
793
00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:38,310
He's a teacher dean of scientific this or that
794
00:51:42,210 --> 00:51:44,760
there's a job teaching at Princeton.
795
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,170
He's gonna hire me. I know.
796
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,400
He's gonna offer me the job.
797
00:51:51,090 --> 00:51:52,680
He wants me to come in for an interview.
798
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,780
And he said it was just a chat, but
799
00:51:55,740 --> 00:51:57,000
maybe it is just for a chat.
800
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:02,820
I don't know. I've never had to look for a job before.
801
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,240
Not once. Any ideas?
802
00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:08,670
I don't believe in nepotism.
803
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:11,220
You'll believe me that lickety split
804
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:12,600
when it happens for you.
805
00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:17,520
My uncle you I taught Zach
806
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,930
how to play cards before he died
807
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:28,770
I was offered a job at dealing four nights a week in Atlantic City.
808
00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:32,610
Well, it couldn't help it become good at Carson Anglia as your tutor.
809
00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:36,330
There's something about the sparkle in his eye hypnotized you.
810
00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:38,430
burnished you?
811
00:52:39,420 --> 00:52:40,860
I don't know triggered something in your head.
812
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,960
made you feel like you're good at something.
813
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,570
The best telescopes in the world are in Chile and
814
00:52:51,570 --> 00:52:53,760
once someone thought I was worthy of working with the best
815
00:53:05,370 --> 00:53:07,140
Oh no, I'm here. Like effect.
816
00:53:07,170 --> 00:53:07,620
I got it
817
00:53:21,930 --> 00:53:24,510
hey, there's a really horrible noise coming from the stairwell.
818
00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:32,880
Chat. It's a boy who lives behind her bedroom wall.
819
00:53:33,270 --> 00:53:35,040
Chat, Honey, are you okay? Sure.
820
00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:38,460
Oh, my gosh, you're dripping and you're rushed.
821
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,400
What? Would you please go get him a shirt
822
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:45,000
and also tell somebody to drink. Lizzie.
823
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,720
Walking up all those stairs isn't good for you.
824
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,280
You should know better than that.
825
00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:52,290
Why don't you really climb up the stairs?
826
00:53:52,350 --> 00:53:56,040
The elevator is broken. And the best Halloween candy is on the 20th floor.
827
00:53:56,310 --> 00:53:58,020
It always is. Every year.
828
00:53:58,410 --> 00:54:01,050
I wanted to get to it first, but it doesn't matter.
829
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,210
I climb the stairs a lot. How often?
830
00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:06,180
Not every day, but it makes me calm.
831
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:08,250
I don't find mom and dad. Real.
832
00:54:08,970 --> 00:54:10,980
It makes them come to the friend's
833
00:54:10,980 --> 00:54:12,150
parents are too tense.
834
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:15,420
Oh 210s Hmm. You must be dehydrated.
835
00:54:15,990 --> 00:54:17,700
My legs are muscular. Yeah,
836
00:54:17,730 --> 00:54:19,290
but you don't mean muscles. Not yet.
837
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,030
You don't need to be calm either. You're a kid.
838
00:54:21,390 --> 00:54:25,230
It's like Zen. Zen is about controlling your breathing. My aunt taught me.
839
00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:27,000
Oh, I see your aunt taught you.
840
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,690
I have two ones. And one uncle but they don't live in New York.
841
00:54:31,140 --> 00:54:33,000
Oh, you're lucky I don't have any aunts.
842
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,820
I have a grandma. Everyone has grandmas Do you have a grandma?
843
00:54:36,870 --> 00:54:40,020
Yeah. She's a cooking teacher at a community college.
844
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,690
No way. But you have a lot of friends to my right.
845
00:54:42,930 --> 00:54:44,700
My mom's my best friend. Oh, yeah.
846
00:54:44,730 --> 00:54:46,860
What about your dad? He's my dad.
847
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:48,030
Don't you ever dad.
848
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,240
See that.
849
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,290
Hey, do you have a regular babysitter chat?
850
00:54:55,350 --> 00:54:56,970
No, but I did.
851
00:54:57,390 --> 00:54:59,190
She hit me once for the I
852
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:00,660
O Oh wow.
853
00:55:01,410 --> 00:55:02,040
Stupid.
854
00:55:03,660 --> 00:55:06,270
My son and daughter in law think your imaginary?
855
00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:09,180
Are you? Imaginary?
856
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:10,830
You look pretty real to me.
857
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,180
I knew they were wrong.
858
00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:20,070
Hey, do you like to read? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was
interesting?
859
00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:23,370
Why don't you come for dinner? What would you like for supper?
860
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,770
Seaweed? I love seaweed.
861
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,090
A macrobiotic?
862
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,330
I don't know how to react to that.
863
00:55:31,050 --> 00:55:34,530
Is your mom also does she like macrobiotic
864
00:55:34,530 --> 00:55:36,000
food to my mom?
865
00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:39,870
We should probably get going. Wait, not yet.
866
00:55:40,290 --> 00:55:41,730
You want to play catch with me?
867
00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:44,040
You mean with me? Even with Zack?
868
00:55:44,130 --> 00:55:46,710
No with you? I play catch calls all the time.
869
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,930
I like girls. Don't you like girls?
870
00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:49,980
freaky little boy.
871
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:51,330
Come on.
872
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,460
Have you ever played cat with your dad?
873
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:54,210
At least?
874
00:55:56,970 --> 00:55:58,500
You know what? Why don't you stay for dinner?
875
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,500
We're having duck. I'm sorry. I don't have any seaweed.
876
00:56:01,590 --> 00:56:05,310
I ate duck. Yeah. Can we play catch after dinner?
877
00:56:05,790 --> 00:56:07,320
Like a playdate? Sure.
878
00:56:07,350 --> 00:56:09,450
Yeah. I'll go check off. All right,
879
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:11,130
let's, let's go downstairs.
880
00:56:11,130 --> 00:56:13,410
First. We'll use the elevator.
881
00:56:14,130 --> 00:56:17,250
Make sure it's working. We'll buy you a new T shirt.
882
00:56:18,150 --> 00:56:21,600
You know, Chet? Actually, my dad did pass away he died.
883
00:56:21,630 --> 00:56:24,630
But I miss him. He bought me my first telescope and
884
00:56:24,630 --> 00:56:26,370
he used to drive my uncle's Lemoore around.
885
00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:30,240
And he was really good at his multiplication tables.
886
00:56:30,570 --> 00:56:33,360
That's cool. I'll get some seaweed from my apartment now.
887
00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:37,560
Hey, wait. You check.
888
00:56:37,590 --> 00:56:38,280
Wait up
889
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:51,210
it makes me closest friends in the building?
890
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,990
They live on my floor. Who are your closest friends?
891
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:58,740
His parents? Molly, who are you talking about?
892
00:57:01,470 --> 00:57:03,210
should have let me babysit for him.
893
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:08,460
You're gonna be a great mother, Molly Lee.
894
00:57:16,470 --> 00:57:17,490
Let's see going.
895
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:20,610
Four o'clock schools getting out.
896
00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:24,450
Probably headed over to Lincoln Center to watch on the 14 year old girls
897
00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:27,150
make some really happy and really hard.
898
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:31,620
You're changing, Molly. What?
899
00:57:31,950 --> 00:57:34,800
Changing against your will? What?
900
00:57:35,970 --> 00:57:39,960
27 years. It's the first time your confidence has been shaken.
901
00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:40,620
Am I right?
902
00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:45,000
When you say seven years isn't too bad.
903
00:57:47,070 --> 00:57:51,930
I'd find it. My son isn't very motivated.
904
00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:54,330
I'm afraid you're going to come to resent that one day.
905
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:59,910
He doesn't like sales. You should know that most nonspecific jobs are sales
jobs.
906
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,070
He says no matter how good or bad you are at it,
907
00:58:02,070 --> 00:58:04,650
it's inhuman, undignified and always involves begging.
908
00:58:05,490 --> 00:58:07,800
You don't like him working minimum wage one bit.
909
00:58:12,090 --> 00:58:13,770
He opens car doors for me.
910
00:58:14,050 --> 00:58:17,950
He sends me Valentine's Day cards on every holiday except for Valentine's
Day.
911
00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:20,230
It's smart. It's cute.
912
00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:22,060
I mean, I'm the most devoted Wi Fi now.
913
00:58:23,710 --> 00:58:27,790
He treats me like a lady. Or whatever.
914
00:58:27,790 --> 00:58:29,350
Most of the time he treats me like a lady
915
00:58:29,350 --> 00:58:31,030
he believes in me unflinching.
916
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,520
I thought women didn't like to be put on a pedestal
917
00:58:35,710 --> 00:58:36,520
not gonna draw.
918
00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:39,490
You meet someone you like you bet on black.
919
00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:42,340
Ever been to a casino Asher
920
00:58:42,370 --> 00:58:43,150
yeah
921
00:58:58,030 --> 00:59:00,070
don't come back. You don't belong there.
922
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:03,070
I want candy. There's no candy in there.
923
00:59:03,610 --> 00:59:05,890
Really? Yeah, funny, right?
924
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,640
When did grownups think it was all right not to give out candy on
Halloween.
925
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:12,640
So where do you really climb the stairs?
926
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,440
You already asked me that.
927
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,690
They asked you that. I didn't.
928
00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:22,150
I do this every night before bedtime.
929
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,580
See, I still want my bed.
930
00:59:24,790 --> 00:59:27,220
Sometimes. I can't stop.
931
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,350
And I don't want them to take me to the doctor.
932
00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:32,080
So I do this makes me sweat.
933
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,360
Maybe I can sweat my pee out before bedtime.
934
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:39,190
Listen, I wet my bed until I was seven.
935
00:59:39,790 --> 00:59:41,560
So does it work sweating.
936
00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:43,630
It works sometimes.
937
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:46,360
You really don't eat meat.
938
00:59:46,990 --> 00:59:47,890
Do you eat meat ?
939
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,520
For you for real?
940
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,740
I've already forgotten how to put on makeup.
941
00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:00,460
I don't know Only 27
942
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,070
So funny
943
01:00:08,890 --> 01:00:09,640
too much huh?
944
01:00:10,570 --> 01:00:12,700
You both want to escape to Norway
945
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,620
I still you became a an astrophysicist and get to travel to Chile
946
01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:19,060
you work at an airport
947
01:00:19,390 --> 01:00:21,490
so many jobs involve travel
948
01:00:22,390 --> 01:00:23,620
and how do you figure Burger King
949
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,060
I don't know
950
01:00:42,460 --> 01:00:44,140
squeezing in here get away from day
951
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,520
you'll catch your depth of call
952
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,580
she's doing that social have an excuse to turn down the job
953
01:00:54,610 --> 01:00:55,060
thank you
954
01:01:01,690 --> 01:01:04,120
Astrid It's pity you can't see outside.
955
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,300
You know, somebody strong,
956
01:01:07,810 --> 01:01:10,870
morons lights lonely top railing of their balcony
957
01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:12,160
across the promenade.
958
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,490
Just like they do in front porches North Dakota.
959
01:01:17,230 --> 01:01:19,330
I love the spirit of Halloween.
960
01:01:20,590 --> 01:01:22,810
I think it beckons the start of the holiday season.
961
01:01:23,530 --> 01:01:25,600
And not the shopping but you know,
962
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,910
Thanksgiving my favorite holiday and happy children
963
01:01:30,910 --> 01:01:33,790
and children in costume in every city
964
01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:35,140
is City of Light.
965
01:01:36,370 --> 01:01:37,900
All I see are moving boxes
966
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,520
do you remember when I was 10 and he took me to that amusement park and
Farmingdale.
967
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:06,580
You're in places like that.
968
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,600
The rides roller coasters, you really hated roller coasters.
969
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:16,120
The funhouse mirrors, the mirrors that distorted your image.
970
01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:19,270
But you insisted that we go on the funhouse, right?
971
01:02:19,270 --> 01:02:24,460
The Haunted House creep shows called I was so freaked out.
972
01:02:24,460 --> 01:02:27,070
I cried the entire time. But you
973
01:02:28,810 --> 01:02:30,130
You were my fearless hero.
974
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,720
You made us get out of the tram during the ride and walk around on our
feet.
975
01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:38,500
You wanted us to scare all the live monsters to make them scream.
976
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:43,360
Even got out and lie down on the track and
977
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,740
made a vampire scared.
978
01:02:45,610 --> 01:02:46,570
made me laugh.
979
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,910
You protected me from all of the monsters
980
01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:54,880
from all the zombies.
981
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:58,780
And then I guess you stumbled and you twisted your ankle
982
01:02:58,780 --> 01:02:59,620
but you didn't care.
983
01:03:00,490 --> 01:03:01,720
You just kept on laughing
984
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:07,240
You did it to teach me to be brave.
985
01:03:09,670 --> 01:03:11,140
That horror can be funny.
986
01:03:13,330 --> 01:03:15,070
He taught me not to be afraid of the dark.
987
01:03:16,470 --> 01:03:17,400
course I remember.
988
01:03:18,330 --> 01:03:19,080
Why do you ask?
989
01:03:21,660 --> 01:03:23,550
I don't know. I guess I just wanted to know if you still remember.
990
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:28,140
As your mother she needs to take the screens out of the windows. It's
almost November
991
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,650
homestead ground and as your father
992
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,410
I don't know maybe he's out seeing a movie
993
01:03:38,730 --> 01:03:42,090
if I had a daughter I don't know if I could ever do anything like that for
her.
994
01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:45,780
You have to go wash your hands before dinner honey,
995
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:46,680
they're filthy
996
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:58,860
I always used to worry about your teenage antics and monkey shines
997
01:03:58,890 --> 01:04:02,550
shenanigans. That's quite a handful as a tween huh?
998
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,720
Have you were the shit mother.
999
01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:10,460
I worried that everything came so easily for you
1000
01:04:12,050 --> 01:04:14,630
until I realized that generally.
1001
01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:19,130
You hated every little bit of advice
1002
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,720
I gave you as a little girl
1003
01:04:26,150 --> 01:04:28,280
leavened it with your own style
1004
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:34,910
imagination
1005
01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:39,500
determination
1006
01:04:42,350 --> 01:04:50,930
you are both unique and a carbon copy of me
1007
01:04:53,870 --> 01:04:55,010
mean quite a team
1008
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,360
your daughter would be at PIP
1009
01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:08,720
If
1010
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,250
you still don't want to have children do you
1011
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,300
I thought for sure you are going to be a tomboy.
1012
01:05:21,410 --> 01:05:26,060
You bought that change Belton road the ice cream truck
1013
01:05:27,830 --> 01:05:31,670
like in the good old days before ice cream men were pedophiles
1014
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,910
don't call girls tomboys at all anymore
1015
01:05:58,710 --> 01:05:59,910
haven't lost my couch
1016
01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:30,000
so Zack, how did you and Molly meet?
1017
01:06:30,930 --> 01:06:34,500
We met on a flight from Los Angeles to Auckland.
1018
01:06:35,790 --> 01:06:37,500
I was 21 she was 19.
1019
01:06:38,310 --> 01:06:41,400
And back then you could fly for free as a courier.
1020
01:06:42,450 --> 01:06:46,170
If you had a valid passport and could be available at a moment's notice.
1021
01:06:48,270 --> 01:06:54,150
I had the aisle. She had the window and she was so beautiful.
1022
01:06:56,370 --> 01:06:59,250
In three minutes before the cabin doors closed,
1023
01:06:59,250 --> 01:07:01,950
there were only two open seats on the entire plane
1024
01:07:01,950 --> 01:07:03,990
and one of them was the middle seat between us.
1025
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:08,880
And I thought I lucked out until this obese man rushes onto the plane.
1026
01:07:09,270 --> 01:07:11,850
And before I know it, half of his girth
1027
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:18,600
has collapsed in my lap for a brief moment,
1028
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:22,890
I thought about getting up and moving to the other open seat
1029
01:07:22,890 --> 01:07:25,050
which was the middle seat a few rows up.
1030
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,110
I was then at the obese man smelled it.
1031
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:31,680
This was a truly pernicious fart.
1032
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:37,200
It was so vile, that it could have been two rabid firefighters.
1033
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:40,950
And I had to think fast.
1034
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:45,450
So I girded myself, and I told him
1035
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:48,060
that I had an intense fear of flying,
1036
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:50,790
and that it was an uncontrollable one
1037
01:07:50,850 --> 01:07:53,610
involuntary I think
1038
01:07:53,790 --> 01:07:56,280
I think he considered hitting me for a split second,
1039
01:07:56,460 --> 01:08:00,690
and then thought better of it and nearly punctured one of my vital organs
1040
01:08:00,690 --> 01:08:06,600
while angrily climbing over me to the better smelling middle seat
1041
01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:08,070
ahead of us.
1042
01:08:09,390 --> 01:08:12,420
And that is when I thank Zack for covering for me.
1043
01:08:13,050 --> 01:08:16,170
It's abhaile vo fricative what's uh,
1044
01:08:16,170 --> 01:08:18,540
what that sort of fart actually is.
1045
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:22,470
I miss being asked that question how I met my wife.
1046
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,440
I used to think it was the most lobotomized question anyone could ask me,
1047
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,360
but I really miss it.
1048
01:08:29,410 --> 01:08:32,290
People used to pop that question all the time.
1049
01:08:32,620 --> 01:08:36,610
But it stopped after my wife died,
1050
01:08:37,330 --> 01:08:39,310
but I really miss answering it.
1051
01:08:40,210 --> 01:08:41,590
Believe it or not, sonny boy
1052
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,150
Okay, so no one's gonna ask me. Real funny.
1053
01:08:52,930 --> 01:08:54,430
So how'd you meet your wife?
1054
01:08:54,940 --> 01:08:55,450
Thank you
1055
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,140
Okay, okay.
1056
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,770
Why is guy to shake? We all want to know, but make it good.
1057
01:09:05,860 --> 01:09:07,270
Good. You don't know the story.
1058
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:10,480
We met at a wedding. best night of my life.
1059
01:09:11,110 --> 01:09:13,300
A white tie affair even for the guests,
1060
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,660
and hundreds of people at this wedding.
1061
01:09:17,110 --> 01:09:19,600
But she and I were the only single people for miles.
1062
01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:21,400
And you asked her today?
1063
01:09:22,510 --> 01:09:25,600
Not once, but I noticed she was crying.
1064
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:29,320
So I offered her a handkerchief go up to a strange woman who's crying
1065
01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:31,930
and offer her handkerchief she'll melt
1066
01:09:31,990 --> 01:09:33,490
if you're wearing a tuxedo shoe.
1067
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,040
Why was she crying?
1068
01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:39,400
Don't ever touch my daughter again?
1069
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:41,620
Why was she crying?
1070
01:09:44,710 --> 01:09:47,020
I don't know. I never found out.
1071
01:09:48,730 --> 01:09:53,680
It was June. I stole a bottle of champagne from the bar and
1072
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,380
flagged the cab and whisked her off to Coney Island.
1073
01:09:57,580 --> 01:09:59,530
We didn't speak until dawn
1074
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:04,240
We didn't stop talking till dusk.
1075
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,510
Every year on a birthday,
1076
01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:13,870
I would draw little doodles on posted size pieces of paper with little
birthday messages.
1077
01:10:14,050 --> 01:10:18,580
I'd fold them up and hide them all over the apartment every year.
1078
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,510
It would take weeks after each birthday for her to find them.
1079
01:10:24,130 --> 01:10:24,940
I missed that too.
1080
01:10:27,490 --> 01:10:28,360
Did she keep them?
1081
01:10:30,910 --> 01:10:32,740
I don't know. I'm still looking.
1082
01:10:51,610 --> 01:10:53,920
Naming you was share bliss.
1083
01:10:54,370 --> 01:10:55,990
The day we decided on your name,
1084
01:10:56,020 --> 01:10:58,990
the very act of it my pores open more fully,
1085
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:00,850
and never smelled so sweet.
1086
01:11:02,410 --> 01:11:05,170
And you did it without me knew all about you again,
1087
01:11:05,170 --> 01:11:07,210
you selfish prick contingencies.
1088
01:11:07,390 --> 01:11:09,400
What if I had been born a girl
1089
01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:10,210
that was covered?
1090
01:11:11,230 --> 01:11:12,970
We have names for our kids to trust.
1091
01:11:12,970 --> 01:11:14,590
And if it's a boy you sold or if it's a girl,
1092
01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:15,580
don't be crazy.
1093
01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:18,240
Don't worry. I don't want to have kids.
1094
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:21,390
I'm not feeling that clarion call. I don't like disappointing people.
1095
01:11:21,870 --> 01:11:24,630
I wish I could remember stuff that happened to me when I was younger.
1096
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:27,960
Like, I used to have a lot of fun playing with dolls.
1097
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:30,840
But now I don't have fun with them anymore.
1098
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,690
Why? Why can't I have fun playing with dolls anymore?
1099
01:11:34,230 --> 01:11:35,820
Sounds like a question I would ask her her age.
1100
01:11:36,990 --> 01:11:40,530
Or as your granddaughter is scary, smart,
1101
01:11:40,770 --> 01:11:42,330
scarier than you think.
1102
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,110
Her third grade class last year staged mock debates.
1103
01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:48,900
And I had to keep Ruby from going to school
1104
01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:52,170
because she was going to argue for return to slavery
1105
01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:57,780
based on economic grounds to help combat job outsourcing.
1106
01:11:58,290 --> 01:12:01,650
Where on earth than an idea like that occur to you? Benjamin
1107
01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:03,600
Franklin, George Washington,
1108
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:05,190
America's founding fathers.
1109
01:12:05,430 --> 01:12:09,990
They weren't against slavery for humanitarian reasons only for economic
reasons.
1110
01:12:10,230 --> 01:12:12,600
George was even worried that he'd piss off his wife.
1111
01:12:12,630 --> 01:12:15,450
We told her you wanted to free her slaves policy.
1112
01:12:15,630 --> 01:12:18,270
I told her if she didn't change her topic, I was gonna stick a big
1113
01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:21,750
black panther on her. She knows who the Black Panthers were.
1114
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:25,920
Oh, no, but she was bit by a cat in kindergarten.
1115
01:12:26,070 --> 01:12:28,410
Yeah, she's, so she's scared of them.
1116
01:12:29,070 --> 01:12:30,930
That's about the only thing she is frightened of though.
1117
01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:34,170
And that worries me. Fear keeps you on your toes.
1118
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,140
But you know how horrible slavery was, don't you?
1119
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:41,280
Of course I do. But I would have won.
1120
01:12:41,730 --> 01:12:43,590
I would have liked to read the transcript of that debate.
1121
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,840
You're a very scary child.
1122
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:47,820
o I've been told
1123
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:51,150
you don't know how scary her two best friends are
1124
01:12:51,150 --> 01:12:53,700
African American and then we're going to argue for her side
1125
01:12:53,730 --> 01:12:56,790
and black grandpa and their American Americans.
1126
01:12:57,210 --> 01:13:00,030
Do they celebrate Halloween in Norway?
1127
01:13:00,090 --> 01:13:03,360
They watch The Simpsons Halloween specials it's catching on.
1128
01:13:03,690 --> 01:13:06,030
And they go house to house and say can ask Alec
1129
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,450
and if the adults do more the Halloween thing.
1130
01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:12,660
I and light candles in the cemetery and go to church.
1131
01:13:12,780 --> 01:13:13,470
Thanks, man.
1132
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:16,830
Do you have a cell phone?
1133
01:13:17,550 --> 01:13:18,570
I have a Blackberry.
1134
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,480
Well, why aren't you texting your friends right now?
1135
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:22,920
I'm listening.
1136
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:27,480
So What's everyone doing for Thanksgiving?
1137
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:36,180
Again, okay, be that way.
1138
01:13:37,350 --> 01:13:39,120
I'm going to Alaska next summer.
1139
01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:43,590
I booked passage for two on a cruise departing from Seattle.
1140
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:47,400
And then it stops at Vancouver Kodiak Island.
1141
01:13:47,430 --> 01:13:49,320
And then no, you're seeing someone?
1142
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:53,910
No, but I believe in self motivation and kicking myself in the pants.
1143
01:13:54,150 --> 01:13:56,100
Is the ticket refundable? Not all
1144
01:13:56,100 --> 01:14:00,210
of it. to waive, still living dangerously?
1145
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:06,090
I'm always looking ahead because I can't broke with looking back at life.
1146
01:14:06,690 --> 01:14:08,820
I did sit down to write a work of fiction.
1147
01:14:08,820 --> 01:14:10,410
Once I wrote page one.
1148
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:14,970
It sizzled and then a month went by and I couldn't write page two.
1149
01:14:14,970 --> 01:14:16,320
So there you go.
1150
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,070
And then I thought I'd write something about me.
1151
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:24,240
But it turned out to be more confessional than celebratory.
1152
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,790
So I'll remain a blank page.
1153
01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:28,410
What was written on page one.
1154
01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:30,930
Even the fiction was a Romain
1155
01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:35,850
Oh, Cliff. It was a fictionalized version of How I Met Your Mother.
1156
01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:39,690
Their names were no, not Zack.
1157
01:14:39,930 --> 01:14:42,240
Yes, Zack and he sold that.
1158
01:14:42,690 --> 01:14:46,890
It began when Zach books a beach house on Cape Cod for a sold
1159
01:14:46,890 --> 01:14:48,780
after they've been dating for only a week.
1160
01:14:49,350 --> 01:14:51,720
You shared a better well, that was the idea
1161
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:55,320
but on the first day on the beach, someone called her a Jew horse.
1162
01:14:55,500 --> 01:15:00,070
So we went home. They went home, on the ride back
1163
01:15:00,550 --> 01:15:02,470
I asked her to marry me out of pity.
1164
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,860
Guilt. I bet she cried yourself to sleep that night.
1165
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,480
They were tears of joy.
1166
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:12,040
I thought I could write it up for chapters on Cape Cod alone.
1167
01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:15,250
I'll bet she cried all night and not on your shoulder,
1168
01:15:15,250 --> 01:15:17,320
mind you from the train at New Haven all the way
1169
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:19,750
until she showered the next morning and they weren't tears of joy.
1170
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,790
How did you know? She cried? Because I'm a woman.
1171
01:15:21,820 --> 01:15:24,130
I'm a married woman you proposed out of cowardice.
1172
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:24,940
How dare you?
1173
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:29,170
Love at first sight was an epidemic then.
1174
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:31,900
It was everywhere in every street and
1175
01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:34,360
every mailbox that arrived with the milkman
1176
01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:36,910
and you're you're barely old enough to remember milk.
1177
01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:39,850
delivered milk? I remember.
1178
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:42,880
Oh, you dropped your napkin. There's another one.
1179
01:15:45,940 --> 01:15:50,020
Flounder like that and slither gracelessly to an unwelcome do
1180
01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:52,690
a dad you still the chef sounds what?
1181
01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:56,530
My dad he used to make these enormous shutdowns
1182
01:15:56,530 --> 01:15:59,470
when he was a little road ton to lose weight with a beer chaser.
1183
01:16:00,220 --> 01:16:03,460
stuff running back and forth. You got ants in your pants. You know?
1184
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:05,890
I still work my
1185
01:16:05,890 --> 01:16:08,410
love that. Call them a job.
1186
01:16:08,830 --> 01:16:11,020
I ticket to the movie theater. I'm a doorman.
1187
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:14,110
You call that a job? That's what my grandma used to say.
1188
01:16:14,110 --> 01:16:16,600
You call it a job for anyone who worked in the service sector.
1189
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:21,160
My uncle drove a limo and drove her crazy. I feel like she definitely would
have
1190
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,960
rather he died in the house.
1191
01:16:23,650 --> 01:16:25,510
But he loved his job just like me.
1192
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,180
I guess not that many Jews drove limos Backlund
1193
01:16:28,510 --> 01:16:31,150
didn't run him down. He loves his job.
1194
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:32,830
Not many people can say that.
1195
01:16:33,340 --> 01:16:35,140
Not many farmers tear tickets.
1196
01:16:35,980 --> 01:16:39,760
Sometimes I I think I've met every New Yorker.
1197
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:44,650
This thing they come to me when they want to feel entertained.
1198
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:50,110
They don't want to be, you know, hassled or cheated or hornswoggled.
1199
01:16:50,140 --> 01:16:52,990
Or I'll wielder out deal no sir.
1200
01:16:52,990 --> 01:16:55,210
They they want to feel good and
1201
01:16:55,210 --> 01:16:57,280
I am the gateway to that.
1202
01:16:58,150 --> 01:16:59,350
Could be better than that.
1203
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:04,780
My mom bought me an ounce of weed when I turned 18
1204
01:17:05,290 --> 01:17:09,070
We had so stupid not weeds merit.
1205
01:17:10,450 --> 01:17:13,840
Nevermind seaweed boy. Why would she do that?
1206
01:17:14,590 --> 01:17:16,360
I don't know. She asked me one for my birthday.
1207
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,790
I said I wanted an ounce of weed. I still have it.
1208
01:17:18,790 --> 01:17:20,620
I didn't ever smoke it I didn't want to
1209
01:17:20,620 --> 01:17:24,550
I just wanted it got away with everything back then
1210
01:17:24,550 --> 01:17:27,370
I got away with murder. Almost almost.
1211
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:30,460
My dad would even let me cut school to go to the planetarium
1212
01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:33,700
just like overjoyed at how happy it made me.
1213
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:39,580
Then he quit his job, went back to college got a teaching degree
1214
01:17:39,580 --> 01:17:41,320
became an astronomy teacher and died.
1215
01:17:41,380 --> 01:17:44,050
Last part was bad. But before that, for the last few years of his life,
1216
01:17:44,050 --> 01:17:47,050
he had the happiest daughter in the world. Not everyone can say that.
1217
01:17:47,050 --> 01:17:49,060
So I don't know.
1218
01:17:49,630 --> 01:17:53,440
I got a an 800 on the math section of my SATs
1219
01:17:53,470 --> 01:17:54,610
didn't even have to study.
1220
01:17:56,020 --> 01:17:57,820
Things just came easy for me at that age.
1221
01:17:57,820 --> 01:17:59,860
I don't know I didn't even bleed when my hymen broke
1222
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,000
you didn't
1223
01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:06,030
used to have this princess
1224
01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:09,720
that used to go in dark like a toy phone.
1225
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:11,220
I think it were
1226
01:18:11,310 --> 01:18:13,830
done right at work never dropped a call.
1227
01:18:14,610 --> 01:18:17,070
Which one of the reasons I keep working
1228
01:18:17,070 --> 01:18:20,820
so I can order by Ruby the antiquity tree so loves.
1229
01:18:21,150 --> 01:18:22,800
What if I don't remember this day.
1230
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:24,630
There's nothing wrong with your phone.
1231
01:18:24,630 --> 01:18:26,850
You can still make telephone calls with it.
1232
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,870
People can still call you like tchotchkes at least many
1233
01:18:31,770 --> 01:18:34,710
whatnots you know but my money that made me feel good.
1234
01:18:35,010 --> 01:18:38,520
No more matzah balls. I'm starting to self confessed a few soon.
1235
01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:41,130
Is that really serving gefilte fish? Is she
1236
01:18:41,340 --> 01:18:42,300
she's not really there.
1237
01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:44,850
I can see her. Can't you chat?
1238
01:18:45,540 --> 01:18:48,180
Wait. You're not wearing a Halloween costume?
1239
01:18:48,210 --> 01:18:49,650
But you were just trick or treating.
1240
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:52,680
I was against her. But my sweat melted off my makeup.
1241
01:18:53,350 --> 01:18:56,500
Check. Are we doing in the lobby of the 20th floor
1242
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,360
really has the best candy live right next door.
1243
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:00,520
Why don't you just kill yourselves?
1244
01:19:02,290 --> 01:19:03,850
What if we don't like it in Norway?
1245
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,060
What if you just grew up to be like 60 years old
1246
01:19:07,060 --> 01:19:09,730
and then all you get is more tired isn't being tired.
1247
01:19:09,730 --> 01:19:10,900
Hard work. Hey, Ruby.
1248
01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:13,600
Let's go to the bedroom. I think we could both use a timeout.
1249
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,720
So Mr. patnik What do you do for a living?
1250
01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:18,970
Pasternak? Good luck with that,
1251
01:19:19,210 --> 01:19:24,070
Chet. I am the doorman at the Lincoln Plaza cinemas
1252
01:19:24,610 --> 01:19:28,000
and I get to wear a costume every single day.
1253
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:31,330
A tuxedo it's very very old school.
1254
01:19:32,260 --> 01:19:36,220
And some days I feel like Mayor died ambassador.
1255
01:19:37,270 --> 01:19:40,750
But I am still a farmer at heart.
1256
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:47,590
And I allow the patrons that's what we call the customers patrons.
1257
01:19:48,790 --> 01:19:50,140
I allowed them to know that.
1258
01:19:51,550 --> 01:19:53,170
Some of them laugh at me. Okay.
1259
01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:54,730
But most of them
1260
01:19:56,020 --> 01:19:58,420
most of them treat me with the utmost respect.
1261
01:19:59,770 --> 01:20:02,740
They How many of you have never seen a farm
1262
01:20:02,740 --> 01:20:04,300
and they think the Amish are farmers?
1263
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:09,040
I think we'll be right.
1264
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,780
We'll go to Detroit in a year or two.
1265
01:20:10,930 --> 01:20:13,030
They're rezoning for farms out there.
1266
01:20:13,060 --> 01:20:14,740
I'm thinking of teaching will be farming.
1267
01:20:15,970 --> 01:20:17,380
The nest egg won't last forever
1268
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:41,920
want to see what impact
1269
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,410
Why didn't you pack this one?
1270
01:21:00,310 --> 01:21:03,130
Oh, it's not even mine. It was my mom's.
1271
01:21:04,210 --> 01:21:06,070
So is this where you have sex?
1272
01:21:07,090 --> 01:21:11,680
Yes, it is. And sometimes in the bathroom, too.
1273
01:21:13,090 --> 01:21:14,860
It's pretty grungy in here.
1274
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,380
Listen, Ruby, where girls?
1275
01:21:17,740 --> 01:21:19,120
We have more power than boys.
1276
01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:21,670
But you can't really control people by bullying them.
1277
01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:24,100
women live longer than men. Do you know that?
1278
01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:27,640
That's what people have told me but I live with a man
1279
01:21:27,990 --> 01:21:29,610
Although in my life died.
1280
01:21:31,230 --> 01:21:34,110
Tourettes a shy away but he did something that took all the attention away
from you
1281
01:21:34,110 --> 01:21:35,850
did me. How do you know that?
1282
01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:37,710
Because it happens to girls all the time.
1283
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:41,040
Does he go to the same school that you do? Oh,
1284
01:21:41,790 --> 01:21:44,040
I don't go to school anymore. I'm homeschooled. Now,
1285
01:21:44,430 --> 01:21:47,340
that's probably a good thing. Let's start there.
1286
01:21:47,430 --> 01:21:49,110
Your homeschool. That's extraordinary.
1287
01:21:49,350 --> 01:21:51,750
Tell Chad all about it. He'll be eating out of your hand.
1288
01:21:52,770 --> 01:21:55,350
He's a boy. He's a shy boy and a hypochondriac.
1289
01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:57,450
I really don't know what that means.
1290
01:21:58,050 --> 01:22:00,360
It means he worries all the time. All boys do.
1291
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,460
Listen, when we're little girls were cuter than all the boys and the boys
are jealous.
1292
01:22:05,970 --> 01:22:09,630
And then we grow up. And some of them start to seem pretty cute to us.
1293
01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:12,390
And they're attracted us to but we don't know.
1294
01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:16,110
We confuse them. Some of them, the really good ones
1295
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,480
begin to feel a responsibility towards that attraction.
1296
01:22:19,380 --> 01:22:21,840
Then we grow up and maybe we're not as cute as we used to be.
1297
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,520
But we begin to feel sexier than ever.
1298
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,980
Once my grandma told me and
1299
01:22:25,980 --> 01:22:27,120
women do live longer than men.
1300
01:22:28,230 --> 01:22:32,010
Men will do. Desperately stupid things to try to impress us.
1301
01:22:32,010 --> 01:22:33,060
I think they're jealous.
1302
01:22:34,980 --> 01:22:36,570
Men need women physically
1303
01:22:36,570 --> 01:22:40,050
but we women have all the power we always have.
1304
01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:42,690
But some women for your power. Never have your power.
1305
01:22:45,150 --> 01:22:48,390
Ruby, men will fight for your attention.
1306
01:22:48,390 --> 01:22:50,460
Whatever it takes for your kisses.
1307
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:55,080
Your admiration for the miracle of life that each of us is capable of
producing.
1308
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:58,590
Life has more symmetry for women than it does for men.
1309
01:22:58,650 --> 01:23:01,920
Oh, sure of it. I like boys.
1310
01:23:02,790 --> 01:23:03,840
What do you like about them?
1311
01:23:06,450 --> 01:23:07,110
They're funny.
1312
01:23:08,170 --> 01:23:10,120
We smell funny. I know.
1313
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:16,510
What's the matter?
1314
01:23:17,890 --> 01:23:20,290
You haven't seen a $20 bill laying around. Have you?
1315
01:23:26,050 --> 01:23:28,390
Nevermind, we'd be nice to chat.
1316
01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:29,800
He makes me nervous.
1317
01:23:30,370 --> 01:23:31,330
That's one word for it.
1318
01:23:32,710 --> 01:23:34,540
I don't usually get nervous around people.
1319
01:23:34,750 --> 01:23:36,880
You think he's cute? You go for younger men.
1320
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:38,980
There's nothing wrong with that. Do you hear me?
1321
01:23:39,370 --> 01:23:43,120
There is nothing wrong with that. But you live a strange life.
1322
01:23:43,270 --> 01:23:45,520
On one hand you live in one of the biggest cities in the earth.
1323
01:23:45,910 --> 01:23:47,800
And on the other. It's like you never left mine.
1324
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:51,220
It didn't girlfriend's your own age.
1325
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:55,720
I have two ones limbs, a ballerina and a soccer star at her school.
1326
01:23:56,020 --> 01:23:58,720
And I can watch her practice with her team from my apartment window
1327
01:24:05,170 --> 01:24:07,210
but the other she's imaginary,
1328
01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:08,200
she's my favorite.
1329
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,760
God what is wrong with us?
1330
01:24:14,290 --> 01:24:16,060
We go talk to chat a document grandma.
1331
01:24:16,930 --> 01:24:18,160
I can never get her out of the kitchen.
1332
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:20,680
You're beautiful.
1333
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:26,140
Oh my mom. She had great style she always did.
1334
01:24:28,780 --> 01:24:31,420
She died for her art. What does that mean?
1335
01:24:31,930 --> 01:24:34,870
When she turned 35 Something happened something wonderful.
1336
01:24:35,470 --> 01:24:37,120
She became an artisan crafts woman.
1337
01:24:38,230 --> 01:24:42,550
She made these tiles these just ornate detailed tiles.
1338
01:24:42,790 --> 01:24:45,910
They express herself and defined herself better than she ever could before.
1339
01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:48,730
She learned how to cut into sandblast and
1340
01:24:48,730 --> 01:24:50,860
when she became an expert at it using the tools
1341
01:24:51,070 --> 01:24:54,130
she started to collect these beautiful pieces of broken glass
1342
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:58,090
pieces that boasted unearthly colors and most haunting colors.
1343
01:24:58,810 --> 01:25:02,260
And every year from then and till the year she passed away,
1344
01:25:02,530 --> 01:25:06,310
she would make a piece of jewelry for me out of the glass for my birthday
1345
01:25:06,730 --> 01:25:08,410
out of the pieces of polished glass.
1346
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:10,370
And she would let me watch her make it.
1347
01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:16,550
It's pretty. I used to walk around barefoot a lot,
1348
01:25:16,550 --> 01:25:20,630
I still do. And every now and then a shard of glass would become embedded
in my foot.
1349
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:24,320
And she'd run over with her pair of tweezers and
1350
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,440
apply disinfectant and tears would be streaming down her face
1351
01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:28,880
because she was so scared she'd hurt me.
1352
01:25:29,540 --> 01:25:30,830
She never did never hurt.
1353
01:25:31,550 --> 01:25:34,400
What do you mean she died for art? Oh.
1354
01:25:36,380 --> 01:25:38,930
She inhaled too many granules from the tiles.
1355
01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:42,350
They did something to her something to her blood.
1356
01:25:44,540 --> 01:25:46,790
Had a brother do I never met him.
1357
01:25:46,790 --> 01:25:47,900
He died when he was a baby
1358
01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:59,000
35 Must be a wonderful age
1359
01:26:22,340 --> 01:26:23,150
don't play catch.
1360
01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:25,250
I don't have a glove.
1361
01:26:26,180 --> 01:26:27,440
I have to I'll go get them.
1362
01:26:28,790 --> 01:26:30,470
You're in trouble
1363
01:26:36,470 --> 01:26:38,930
I can't believe you told me over the phone that I'm broke.
1364
01:26:39,170 --> 01:26:40,550
You're not broke. I'm broke.
1365
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:43,940
was just supposed to be a periodic update.
1366
01:26:44,750 --> 01:26:46,190
I've been a little nervous.
1367
01:26:46,550 --> 01:26:48,560
I was hoping for a pep talk from my son.
1368
01:26:49,730 --> 01:26:51,410
How long have you been planning this?
1369
01:26:51,830 --> 01:26:52,670
Ambush?
1370
01:26:53,330 --> 01:26:57,950
Since your call six weeks ago when you so casually informed me
1371
01:26:57,950 --> 01:27:00,890
that you were concerned about your future
1372
01:27:00,890 --> 01:27:02,270
and about your liquidity.
1373
01:27:03,410 --> 01:27:07,460
About how you hoped your little nest egg would last year another 10 years.
1374
01:27:08,060 --> 01:27:09,080
When you plan to die
1375
01:27:09,890 --> 01:27:13,400
if I hadn't called you would you just be doing
1376
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:14,120
what you're doing?
1377
01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:17,600
Is the bills. All of them.
1378
01:27:18,110 --> 01:27:19,070
You'd be surprised
1379
01:27:19,340 --> 01:27:20,180
stunned.
1380
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:37,490
Wait, where's Chet?
1381
01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:39,050
Where's who? Honey?
1382
01:28:01,430 --> 01:28:02,660
It's immaculate in here.
1383
01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:06,020
That's our favorite thing about hotel rooms Molly and me.
1384
01:28:06,710 --> 01:28:07,580
clean bathrooms
1385
01:28:11,900 --> 01:28:15,290
you ever heard anybody making fun of me for the way I look when I was a
kid?
1386
01:28:15,770 --> 01:28:19,340
Zack. I thought that was all behind you.
1387
01:28:21,100 --> 01:28:25,900
Never goes away. You think you're gonna rise above it as an adult with
maturity
1388
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:28,630
but be walking down the street by a park.
1389
01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:31,480
Some little kid makes a thoughtless remark.
1390
01:28:32,830 --> 01:28:35,380
Sting comes rushing right back all at once.
1391
01:28:35,890 --> 01:28:37,630
I'm gonna be 30 Soon Ruby
1392
01:28:37,630 --> 01:28:38,350
say something
1393
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:42,070
What does Molly think?
1394
01:28:44,710 --> 01:28:45,790
She thinks I'm beautiful.
1395
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:49,420
You know what I think?
1396
01:28:51,190 --> 01:28:53,590
I think there's a kind of animal
1397
01:28:54,370 --> 01:28:56,680
that humans think of as identical looking.
1398
01:28:57,370 --> 01:28:59,560
Each of them all equally beautiful.
1399
01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:03,490
But the truth is they're just as judgmental about their physical flaws
1400
01:29:03,490 --> 01:29:05,050
as we are about ours.
1401
01:29:07,780 --> 01:29:09,850
excuses that baboons.
1402
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:12,910
Baboons make for life.
1403
01:29:14,230 --> 01:29:15,280
Why do you think that is?
1404
01:29:16,420 --> 01:29:17,530
Maybe it's elephants.
1405
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:21,730
We even find that dumb, expressive and majestic.
1406
01:29:24,190 --> 01:29:25,840
At the end of the day does it matter
1407
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:28,930
yeah
1408
01:29:34,630 --> 01:29:37,120
Mali feel about being a major domo.
1409
01:29:37,900 --> 01:29:41,200
major domo. That's really a word.
1410
01:29:41,230 --> 01:29:46,180
It is always very damn good investment.
1411
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:47,320
So you
1412
01:29:54,310 --> 01:29:56,470
will you speak at my funeral?
1413
01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:57,790
Oh my god.
1414
01:30:00,490 --> 01:30:02,140
I asked you how you were were you lying to me?
1415
01:30:02,170 --> 01:30:02,920
I'm fine
1416
01:30:05,770 --> 01:30:06,580
You're nuts
1417
01:30:08,980 --> 01:30:10,360
Yeah, sure. Okay.
1418
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:11,740
Yes
1419
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:28,000
thought you'd like it.
1420
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:31,120
Just souvenir
1421
01:30:37,660 --> 01:30:38,590
Are you really okay?
1422
01:30:39,190 --> 01:30:40,060
Me? Sure.
1423
01:30:41,650 --> 01:30:43,510
But things can get misplaced.
1424
01:30:44,860 --> 01:30:45,610
You won't lose it
1425
01:30:52,090 --> 01:30:55,060
you want to hear something funny? Come on the no fly list.
1426
01:30:55,330 --> 01:30:56,320
But no fly list.
1427
01:30:58,180 --> 01:31:01,660
The government's no fly list. The Department of Homeland Security is no fly
list.
1428
01:31:01,660 --> 01:31:03,580
I just found out it's a mistake.
1429
01:31:03,790 --> 01:31:05,410
It's not a mistake. That's what's funny.
1430
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:09,400
Remember how I used to travel the world as a courier?
1431
01:31:10,260 --> 01:31:13,800
Something I delivered on my trip to Tel Aviv
1432
01:31:14,070 --> 01:31:17,970
ended up in the hands of a terrorist in Yemen 15 years ago.
1433
01:31:19,350 --> 01:31:22,320
wouldn't tell me what it was or if anything bad happened. Wow.
1434
01:31:22,770 --> 01:31:24,060
Surely it's a mistake
1435
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:30,540
it killed something inside.
1436
01:31:33,030 --> 01:31:38,880
I couldn't tell her and I love her.
1437
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:44,760
When I wake up in the morning I love her when I get home from workout over
1438
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:48,390
when I tuck her into bed and tuck her into bed
1439
01:31:52,770 --> 01:31:55,350
I think you're just pissy with the world
1440
01:31:55,350 --> 01:31:57,510
because I didn't take you with me to Russia
1441
01:32:01,770 --> 01:32:07,410
Why did you retire go talk to Molly?
1442
01:33:07,890 --> 01:33:08,460
Hello
1443
01:33:21,690 --> 01:33:22,290
okay bye
1444
01:35:12,390 --> 01:35:14,880
Yesterday when I went to close our bank accounts,
1445
01:35:15,510 --> 01:35:20,550
I found myself looking at my reflection and every shiny surface I passed.
1446
01:35:21,900 --> 01:35:23,220
And sometimes I'd stop and stare
1447
01:35:23,220 --> 01:35:24,570
sometimes it was just a blur.
1448
01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:29,520
I've never done anything like that before.
1449
01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:31,590
I never experienced bouts of vanity at work.
1450
01:35:33,780 --> 01:35:35,310
And that's something I love about my job.
1451
01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:36,450
It's not about me
1452
01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:43,590
there's nothing heroic about that.
1453
01:36:23,880 --> 01:36:25,710
I flew down to the Lucilla observatory
1454
01:36:25,710 --> 01:36:29,940
a couple months back on the bus to the Newark Airport.
1455
01:36:30,210 --> 01:36:33,630
I began eavesdropping on this woman who's sitting in front of me.
1456
01:36:34,290 --> 01:36:36,600
And she was on her cell phone. So her voice was hushed.
1457
01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:39,000
She had this desperate temperature voice.
1458
01:36:39,780 --> 01:36:43,710
She shattered like a gentle shutter such a thing as possible.
1459
01:36:44,070 --> 01:36:46,530
She kept saying please keep saying it over.
1460
01:36:47,460 --> 01:36:49,710
It was truly one of the most romantic things I've ever heard
1461
01:36:49,710 --> 01:36:51,060
anyone say ever.
1462
01:36:51,810 --> 01:36:53,310
Maybe she was just saying it because
1463
01:36:54,330 --> 01:36:56,880
she couldn't hear what the person on the other side of the line was saying
1464
01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:58,560
the first place was the bus
1465
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:01,060
No. Maybe she was just saying it
1466
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,680
because she just found out someone had passed or maybe
1467
01:37:06,250 --> 01:37:09,580
because after I had a loud my imagination to run wild
1468
01:37:09,580 --> 01:37:12,970
I asked her why she kept saying that please keep saying it over.
1469
01:37:13,510 --> 01:37:15,580
And it turned out that a loved one of hers had been missing
1470
01:37:15,580 --> 01:37:18,580
had been found this family member had been missing for a week.
1471
01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:23,380
She was on her way to New Mexico that afternoon for a vigil
1472
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:25,240
and the police found him safe.
1473
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:28,780
The cops had called her sister and her sister called her
1474
01:37:28,780 --> 01:37:32,620
and she didn't know what to do. She was beyond relieved.
1475
01:37:34,690 --> 01:37:37,750
She just could have jumped out right there in the middle of Lincoln Tunnel
1476
01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:38,890
and shouted but she couldn't
1477
01:37:38,890 --> 01:37:41,050
so she just kept saying please keep saying it over.
1478
01:37:42,310 --> 01:37:43,600
So it wasn't romantic at all.
1479
01:37:45,190 --> 01:37:46,030
Get a job
1480
01:37:50,230 --> 01:37:51,430
I hate everyone
1481
01:37:53,710 --> 01:37:55,390
I don't laugh anymore. Have you noticed that?
1482
01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:58,180
It doesn't come easy to me the way it used to.
1483
01:37:59,380 --> 01:38:00,370
Boy when you do
1484
01:38:03,370 --> 01:38:04,000
I love to
1485
01:38:16,780 --> 01:38:17,860
me my parents loves
1486
01:38:33,190 --> 01:38:34,030
it we're still going
1487
01:38:53,170 --> 01:38:53,830
Thank you
1488
01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:57,640
did you find 22?
1489
01:38:58,090 --> 01:38:58,510
No.
1490
01:39:22,150 --> 01:39:22,960
Thank you, Molly.
1491
01:39:23,410 --> 01:39:25,870
I know you've got an early morning at the planetarium tomorrow.
1492
01:39:25,870 --> 01:39:27,640
You've got to go but before you do,
1493
01:39:27,870 --> 01:39:31,110
is there anything on the horizon in your world that we should know about?
1494
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:35,640
One of my colleagues is using this infrared technology to catalogue these
Wilfried stars.
1495
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:36,030
There are 10s of 1000s of them.
1496
01:39:36,030 --> 01:39:41,880
We've catalogued about 450 of them so far.
1497
01:39:42,180 --> 01:39:44,190
They're kind of supernovas. And here's the thing.
1498
01:39:44,730 --> 01:39:48,030
There's only one supernova every 150 to 200 years
1499
01:39:48,030 --> 01:39:49,890
and the last one was 500 years ago.
1500
01:39:49,890 --> 01:39:50,760
So this is
1501
01:39:51,750 --> 01:39:52,590
this is important.
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