All language subtitles for Jeepers Creepers Reborn

[Tense music]

[Marie] Texas, now I'm in the lead.

[Ronnie] Oh, that's mine.

[Marie] Ah—ah.

- Yeah, coming out of greenburg.

- — No.
- We passed it

and its passing us now.
— no, that was not Texas.

That was Georgia and it was a blue Van,

and I remember it distinctly.

- [Laughs] No, no, no, no.

Mm—hmm.

- You are stealing my play.

Nope.

- Not even a local state.

[Soft background music]

Best bargains in the most-

[both] Far flung places.

Oh, I hate that commercial.

[Marie laughs]

[Soft music continues]

Ah, such a pretty day.

- Yes ma'am, it is.

[Tense music]

[Car engine revving]

[Tense music continues]

- Beatngu?

- [Scoffs] Beating, I'm
the one that's in the lead.

- Or is it, be eating you?

Either way, it's united
plates, so I get doubles.

[Engine revving] [Honking horn]

Ronnie, he's so close.

- Go around.
- [Engine revving]

Go around.

[Dramatic music]

My gosh.

[Engine revving]

[Tires screeching]

[Ronnie] Hey.

You okay?

- Uh—huh.

[Ronnie exhales heavily]

Man.

[Tense music]

- Oh, dear, is that the same truck?

Hmm.

[Tense music continues]

[Body thuds]

I don't think we were
supposed to see that.

[Tense music]

[Engine revving]

[Tense music intensifying ]

What in the name of...

[Horn blaring] [Dramatic music]

[Marie gasps]

He must have seen us.

- He couldn't have.

[Engine revving]
[Dramatic music]

[Horn blaring]

Hang on, honey.

What's he doing?

[Tires screeching]

[Marie screams ]

Honey, what's he doing?

Honey, be careful.

[Engine revving] [Horn blaring]

[Tires screeching]

[Marie screaming]

[Breaks squeaking]

[Marie breathing loudly]

- Are you okay?

Are you all right?

What just happened?

- He's long gone now.

It's just a roadhog.

[Car door opens]

[Car door closes]

You all right?

- Oh, god [breathing heavily].

Time was 12.30

what are you doing?

Honey, I'm gonna call
this into the police.

What?

- Oh, yeah, we can't pretend that

what just happened to
us didn't happen to us.

They gotta know about this.

Oh, I don't like it, Ronnie,
I don't like it one bit.

Was it, I'm beating you?

I don't know.

Okay, all right, all right, all right.

We're gonna go to a gas station

where they have a phone, okay?

I'm gonna call this in.

All right? It's gonna be okay.

[Car doors closing]

Okay, it'll be okay.

I wanna go home.

I know you do honey.

[Engine revving]

[Tense music]

[Eerie music]

Ronnie.

[Engine revving]

[Tense music continues]

- We should stop and see what
was going on with that sheet,

and then we can tell
the cops all about it.

We gotta do it, Marie.

Turning a blind eye is not an option.

- Love you, baby.

[Ronnie kisses Marie's hand]

[Tense music]

[Crows cawing]

[Car door opens]

[Car door closing]

Ron, what's that?

- Come on, it's okay.

All right, it's all right.

[Crows cawing] [Ominous music]

[Marie gasping]

Oh, the sheet.

Yeah.

[Tense music]

[Both breathing heavily]

[Tense music intensifies]

[Marie gasping]

[Marie screaming]

[Narrator] A horrifying
sight that police believe

Ron and Marie witnessed that day,

was the infamous bodies in the pit.

Ron and Marie themselves
have never been seen since,

just another macabre mystery.

From the deep south.

- Surely you've watched
that video so many times

you have it memorized by now.

Nah, real talk, this really happened,

somewhere in this area actually.

- Come on, there's a reason
those things were unsolved.

It's all myths and legends.

Move over.

Nah, this YouTube video's outta date.

This was from what, 20 plus years ago.

Now this was...

Oh, it's just like bigfoot,
mothman, spring-heeled Jack,

chupacabra or any others.

- Yeah, and you'll been meeting fans

of all of them by tonight.

I can't believe I let you
drag me to this nerd fest.

Yeah, explain me this.

Now this is real footage.

[Laine laughing]

Even you can't deny it.

- Can't even see it.

Ever wonder why those proof
videos are always shaky—murky

never crisp and clear.

It's old.

The creeper only comes
back every 23 years.

And the earth is flat.

Nazis are camped out on
the moon, Elvis lives.

The Apollo landing was faked.

- Your precious science
doesn't have all the answers.

- Conspiracy theories have no answers.

Y'all get it wrong all the time.

Copernicus, Aristotle even...

Don't do that.

Don't do that [laughs].

Newton, Einstein, Hawking.

It's a big world.

Strange things happen all the time.

- Two words, occam's razor.

That's why I'm a scientist.

The simplest explanation
is most likely to be true.

Well, this is also
pretty simple, brainiac.

All right, the creeper comes
back every 23rd spring,

it kills for 23 days.

Then what?

Then it disappears, I don't know.

- Sounds like a log book.

They were a breed of bugs made in the labs

to kill mosquitoes.

All they did was mate and
die, complete failure.

Now, they serve zero purpose.

They have no function,

but twice a year they put it like a storm.

Blindly chasing anything
white before dying

when they come into contact with it.

- So, you think the
creeper was made in a lab.

I think the creeper
was made in your brain.

Well, the creeper doesn't mate,

it kills.

[Laine laughs]

Said to have killed almost what?

Hundreds maybe thousands.

Wait, didn't they
make a movie out of it.

"Creepy creeper" or something?

Three actually.

But none of that is real.

And it was named after
a cheesy la cable x.

[Car tires screeching]

Baby, baby.

Laine!

[Birds chirping]

Baby, I told you that burrito
would come back to haunt you.

[Laine coughing]

[Tense music]

[Birds chirping]

[Phone beeping]

All right, you know I
suck at typing [chuckles].

[Soft music]

Um, I'm gonna ask her tonight.

I got the ring, so, wish me luck.

I love you, mom.

[Soft music]

[Tense music]

[Birds chirping]

[Creepers growling]

[Crow cawing]

[Car engine revving]

[Crows cawing]

[Tense music]

[Crows cawing]

[Tense music]

[Laine exhaling heavily]

[Laine's phone beeping]

[Sam] What is up girl, how are you?

Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Oh, that good, huh?

Ew, are you all right?

It's too late for me, save yourself.

[Crows cawing]

- So, did you take the test, yet?

I brought it with me,

but I think this counts as a positive.

- [Sam] You are always the optimist.

Not at all what I meant and you know it.

Well, I was trying to
hold it till I got there,

but I need to tinkle
tailor my soldier spy,

I'm gonna have to call you back.

I'm not hearing this.

Just call me when you
get to the hotel, okay?

- Oh, make sure that you do not puke

on those air force ones.

Don't even joke about that.

Laine, when have I
everjoked about fashion?

[Tense music]

- Sam, I swear if you've jinxed
me, I swear to god I'll...

[Tense music]

Laine, I love you, but you're
buying me some more shoes.

[Footsteps pattering]

Looks like I'll go through the woods.

[Tense music]

[Crows cawing]

[Creeper growling]

[Sam screaming]

[Crows cawing]

You bring me to the
most charming places.

Remind me why we're here again?

Baby, I can't wait
to show you this place.

Are you sure this is
where we're supposed to be?

Yeah, we should be close.

Now, you know that's where we're going.

Really?

- Lady Manilla, how could you not?

Hey, maybe we should read your palm.

Yeah.

[Laine chuckles]

[Door bell chimes]

[Soft music]

[Door bell chimes]

Trust you to find the strangest place

to ask for directions.

Man, look at all this cool stuff.

I don't get it.

Come on, chase, nobody's here, let's go.

[Clocks ticking]

Chase, don't touch everything.

[Tense music]

[Clocks ticking]

[Gasps] You scared the shit out of me.

- Take a look at this.

I didn't know they had waiting
this far from the coasts.

Anything strike your fancy?

Uh, we're looking for this address,

but I can't find it on any map.

Oh, it's not on any maps.

The satellites are kind of screwed up

over our town, I guess.

There and we are here.

Just take 68, five miles to south,

and turn left when you see the signs.

[Eerie music]

[Baby crying]

Thanks.

- No problem.

[Clock ticking]

That'll be $50, please.

50...

It's antique, honey.

Antique.

[Cash register chimes]

- Now, you come back anytime, ya here?

[Door bell chimes]

Oh and congratulations to you both.

Oh, he doesn't know?

Neither does she, interesting.

Okay, this is normal.

[Door bell chimes]

- We have a tree bearing fruit,

he will be most pleased.

[Tense music]

Wow, look at this.

Are we the only ones in this place?

Hey.

Wait there, I've got
another surprise for you.

- Chase, where are you going?

[Tense music]

- [Sam] Hey, this is Sam.

I'm just busy living—
— Sam, where the hell are you?

Boo!

What is it?

- It's your surprise.

- Are you serious?

What are those?

- We're gonna cosplay, you and me.

I brought everything we need.

All you need to do is
choose who you wanna be.

I'm not putting on any of them.

What?

[Laine scoffs]

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean it was a stupid idea, anyway.

So, I mean, I knew you wouldn't
wear some of this stuff.

It's tacky so, I don't
even want you to wear it.

Maybe I'll wear it, I don't know.

Can I watch? — no.

Coming to you live
from horror hound, 2021.

I'm Carrie, and I'm here
to find the biggest creeper

and what a better way to start.

Hey laine, they talking
about the creeper,

the one in the YouTube clip.

- [Carrie] So, clown
outfits, tell me more.

[Clown] Well, they say that
the clowns are frightening,

but I say that we are
everything good and bad,

in life all at once.

Look at all the love and pound-

mom's gonna paint
these streets with blood.

Or at least the final.

Stumbling around in our
little low enchanted community.

Try this on.

- But guess who else might turn up?

That's right, local horror
legend, the creeper.

[Upbeat music]

Now that I've satisfied
your fanboy fantasies,

what are you gonna wear?

What?

Oh, this.

A t—shirt?

Not just any t—shirt, this t—shirt.

What am I gonna do with you?

[Upbeat music]

[Tense music]

[Laine screams]

Laine!

Laine, you all right?

[Tense music]

It's just a bird.

You scared the crap out of me.

Laine, let's start going,

it's party time.

Come on.

[Tense music]

[Metal chain clanking]

[Creeper breathing heavily]

[Upbeat music]

[Clown screaming]

[Upbeat music]

I had no idea so many
people attended these things.

This is the Coachella of cosplay.

Yeah, for psycho killers.

Looks like a gathering ofjugglers.

- Oh, please, you loving [indistinct].

[Indistinct] You stalker.

Time stood [pastor
speaking indistinctly]

The people, fear not thee,

for I know ye seek the Messiah,

for it is risen.

[Crowd] Hallelujah.

I'm pretty sure the correct phrase is,

"he is risen."

[Upbeat music]

[Crowd screaming]

That's right, welcome to hell.

[Crowd cheering]

- Wow, these people are really fucked up.

- You should have seen your face.

Hook, line and sinker.

[Chase claps].

[Group laughing]

Shit, their face.

The looks on their faces.

Shit [laughs].

[Tense music intensifies]

[Lighter flicks]

[Creeper growls]

No.

[Tense music]

Argh!

[Tense music intensifies]

They are glorifying actual killers,

and you're honestly okay with that.

No, they're not.

It's all just for fun.

What if there's a psycho
lurking in the crowd?

How the hell would you know?

[Laughs] I'm certain there's no psychos.

There's a bunch of people having fun.

Even big music festivals
have a body count,

I dread to think what it's like here.

Crowds of people, everyone
drinking, partying, cars.

Sharp things.

- Chase.

Okay, I'll get the drinks.

Hey.

I'm doing that.

Right, freaking now
— this sign says closed.

[Soft music]

Chase.

- You cut yourself, sir.

Sorry folks I got held up

preparing for tonight's big show.

Special effects and such, no big deal.

Three for five, pick them from the center.

[Siren blaring]

Uh, is that all right?

From here?

In the center. Center.

All right, cool.

[Blade clanking]

You better stand back and
watch me work [grunts].

That was close.

I'm gonna use my other hand, okay?

Babe, you watching?

[Tense music]

[Grunts] That's the last one.

[Tense music]

You like that?

I've never seen anything like this.

- It's because they're all unique.

Each one handmade, creeper style.

You ever heard of the creeper?

Don't get him started.

It's like a local legend, right?

Kills hundreds of people every 23 years?

Something like that.

I told...

[Siren blaring]

Now, you try.

Me?

[Chuckles] No, no.

- Yeah, you're doing this.

You are doing this, you are doing this.

We've come all this way.

- Successfully throwing
blades at a human target

was an art form.

Now first, you find a throwing line.

That's this.

Okay, now the key to
successfully throwing a blade

is the distance between
you and the target.

Now, after you found your throwing line,

you're going take a step back.

Now, you're going to turn
45 degrees into your left.

Okay, now you're gonna
step up to that line

and throw it just like a
baseball pitch, hard as you can.

[Tense music]

Mh.

What?

[Laine laughs]

So, how is this related to the creeper?

They say these are some
of his favorite toys.

- Seems inefficient.

To prolong the hunt.

There is that minor draw back

that even if you hit your target,

you throw away your weapon,

you need something else to finish the job.

Mh, or if the creeper throws like chase,

then he would need it.

- Oh, she gotjokes today [laughs].

- Ow, goddamn it.

I got it, I got it.

It's just a cut, just a cut.

- Boy scout.

[Laughs] Always be prepared.

- You guys coming to
the big creeper drawer?

What's the draw?

Starts just before midnight

after the cosplay show on the main stage.

You guys should definitely check it out.

Who knows, you might even win.

- Ow.

[Eerie music]

[Baby crying]

[Eerie music]

You all right there, Princess?

- Come on, come on.

You all right?

[Tense music]

[Creeper growls]

[Tense music]

[Speaker screaming]

[Crowd cheering]

[Upbeat music]

- Hey, you're here for
the creeper draw, right?

Any idea where Brent is?

Has anybody seen Brent, anybody at all?

Did he do the arrow stunt already?

The arrow guy?

We filmed him.

We got it in tight, right, Mikey?

- Yeah, yeah, it's on tape.

Well, then where the hell is he?

I mean, we're supposed to
be on stage in five minutes.

All right, Brent's gonna
get his ass kicked for this.

Listen, Carrie,

I'm afraid you're gonna
have to do this one alone.

I mean Brent's not here,
and it's nearly midnight.

Come on, I'll show you
the ropes, it's easy.

Perfect.

Jamie, grab my stuff, please.

What you're gonna do,

you're just gonna get out
there is all I'm saying.

- Okay, can I get a-
- I need our help.

Before I go on.

- No, you absolutely cannot.

[Audience cheering]

All right, thank you for the show.

Uh, sexy version of
Jason, I think [laughs].

Anyway, congrats.

- Come on, let's check this out.

It is time for our creeper draw.

[Audience cheering]

And revealing our grand prize is

former miss. Universe,
Princess of darkness.

Our master of ceremonies, madam cornel.

[Audience cheering]

Thank you, peasants.

I have traveled the world injecting fear

into the hearts of mere
mortals, like y'all.

[Upbeat music]

But we are here for
something very, very special.

The horror hound festival,

it's the devil child of my making,

'cause it's back in my spiritual
home of Jackson, Louisiana.

[Audience cheering]

Now children, now through the ages,

we have lured and devoured

sad souls like y'all.

Come on now, come on!

[Audience cheering]

So, tell us what the grand prize is.

- An escape room for two, creeper themed.

A haunted little house for
all you creepy little creeps.

[Announcer] That's right, creeps.

The unlucky winners of our grand draw,

will be taking a will to the
historic barnabett house,

where your thirst for disturbing myths

and the bloody macaw will
be tested to the limit

in an escape route with a difference.

Accompanied, buy into that sensation.

- There, you heard her.

The creeper is a real thing.

I don't think anybody knew
what she was talking about,

but okay, I can do that, it's neat.

And there are other people
that believe it too.

So, you're not a complete freak after all.

[Announcer] You are-
— you'll loving

every single second this
ain't you, you big nerd.

I prefer biologists.

Oh, yeah.

[Upbeat music]

And now, to draw the winner,

Jackson's bet on lady Manilla.

[Upbeat music]

[Audience cheering]

Numberfive, one, four.

[Audience jeering]

- Oh my god, that's me.

What?

How is that possible,
I never win anything.

It's voodoo baby.

514 is us!

Yeah!

[Laughs] All right.

[Audience cheering]

That handsome guy over
there, is our winner.

- Can you believe this?

[Laughs] Thanks.

- If you get out by day break,

you win a special prize.

- Excuse me, come with me.
- — now, a round of applause

- for our winner.
- Baby come on.

- Come on backstage,

and we'll get you guys going in no time.

- Baby come on.

[Audience cheering]

That's amazing
— watch your head.

- Do you really wanna do this?

It's the creeper house.

I know everything there is
to know about the creeper,

we'll be outta there in no time.

Yeah, I know, but—
— trust me, trust me.

Congratulations, right this way.

It's just through here.

There we are.

- Okay, you just sign there and there.

What are these?

- Standard release form,

we get to use your image forever and ever.

Even in the universe, we're not liable

if anything goes wrong, the
usual blah, blah, blah, blah.

But why?

Oh, sorry. I forgot to introduce myself,

I'm Jamie, the producer of her show.

We're coming along to film all this,

it's part of our deal with the festival.

- Hey, laine, you're gonna be on TV.

Internet, not TV.

Even better, sign me up.

All right, just down there
miss, in your own time.

Okay, all right, team,
let's go, let's move it.

Hey there, winner.

I'm Carrie. — Carrie.

Nice to meet you.

Laine, the drooling jerk
is chase, my boyfriend.

How are we gonna get there?

- Stu is going to take
us there, so follow me.

Follow me.

You better be right

about getting us out
of there, quick sharp.

- Baby, come on, thank you.

[Tense music]

I can't believe this is happening,

the horror gods are on our side.

- Chase, isn't that the guy—
- — you wanna take

a look at this?

What I'm I looking at?

- Guys, are we really
going there in that thing?

- Don't worry, he looks
a little bit creepy,

but he's a sweetheart.

A bit?

- Go on, get in.

- Hey, you wanna get
killed by a crazy redneck,

because that's how you get killed.

- Come on, you two.

I love you.

[Car engine revving]

[Upbeat music]

- Are you ready for the big
night of terror to begin?

[Audience cheering]

[Tense music]

[Car engine revving]

We have 10 seconds to go!

[Car engine revving]

[Crowd] Nine, eight.

[Car engine revving]

Seven.

[Car engine revving]

Six.

[Car engine revving]

Five.

[Car engine revving]

Foun

[car engine revving]

Three.

[Car engine revving]

Two.

[Car engine revving]

One.

[Car engine revving]

[Audience cheering]

[Door creaks]

[Audience member screaming]

- Hey, put on some music, the
crowd's going wild out there.

The Internet dropped man.

Well, do something.

All right, folks, we're out
ofwi—fi, but neverfear,

a good dj, never leave the
house without a few vinyls.

[Audience cheering]

[Upbeat music]

[Door slams]

[Truck explodes]

[Creeper growls]

[Car engine revving]

Mh, seen that one talk to me

through the whole journey at all.

What is that?

B—roll.

What is that?

- [Chase] Baby.

- Shadow?

- Can you at least look at me?

I'm not sure, it looks like creeper.

Wait, wait, wait.

You're gonna tell me you
got the creeper on tape?

This is a real footage?

- Well, a creeper, it's
probably just some asshole

in a great cosplay.

- Or is it.

What was the resolution on that?

A native 4k, why?

- See, cosplay out at
six makes no difference.

-Gmm.

Oh, if that drunk guy
turns out to be missing,

we might have something.

[Car engine revving]

[Tense music]

[Car engine revving]

[Tense music]

[Crows cawing]

This is interesting.

Err, yeah.

So, I guess I like this using cell phones.

- Welcome to the
barnabett family cemetery.

This was the final resting place for souls

back to the 1700's.

The natives believed that
this was holy ground,

back to the dawn of man.

Sacred, but very, very haunted.

Awesome, I wonder if
I can be buried here.

- Be careful what you wish for.

Shut up.

What are we doing here again?

Weren't we supposed to go to
the haunted house or something?

Yeah, we walk from here.

- You see that?

This is if you have-
— what's wrong?

Come on, we gotta get this.

- Camera, won't work, I don't know.

No, no, no, not knowing
ain't gonna cut it pal,

I didn't pay to bring the film crew down

to whistling "Dixie" for my health.

Yeah.

Now, what do you mean, it won't work?

It doesn't turn on,
won't focus, won't record?

It won't fuck itself?

What I'm I even doing out here?

- See, now, nobody wants
to sound like that guy.

I have got an Emmy, goddamn it.

Laine.

Laine! — I don't give a fuck

- about your Emmy.
- Sweetheart.

It's not my fault the
camera doesn't work.

- — Laine!
- You can go fuck yourself.

- He is such an asshole, sometimes.

Laine!

[Creeper growls]

Babe, is everything all right?

I don't know, you tell
me, is everything all right?

- What do you mean?

I know there's something going on there

with that blonde bimbo and you.

Honestly, it doesn't bother me,

I just find it so interesting.

- Oh, oh, come on.

I didn't even notice her.

Really?

Awesome, Bury me here please, I'm a bimbo.

You want me to give you
a cup to catch her drool?

I didn't say it like
that, and that's not fair.

Laine!

No, really, I love her,
she's deep, I get it.

- Come on.

Hello?

Hey, are you with the festival?

It's me, Michael, the camera guy.

Hey, do you have a phone?

I just need a bit of a tethering

in order to get my stuff online.

Look, I only need it for a bit.

My producer's gonna kill me

if I don't get this
stuff online, right now.

[Tense music]

Hello?

[Crows cawing]

[Chuckles] Well, shit.

[Eerie music]

[Michael screaming]

[Crow cawing]

What are you looking for? Your banjo?

[Both laughing]

Jesus, man.

Fuck.

Your face.

Oh, I did pee myselfa little.

Now, we can go.

Where are the others?

Michael, Michael?

Yeah, where is that— — Michael.

- No good shit for brains gone to?

This is definitely the last
gig I'm working with him.

- I'm a youtuber, get me out of here.

It was nothing, I just wanted
to see what's on that video.

Oh,

wait, wait, wait,

you're jealous.

I'm notjealous.

- You're jealous.

It's cute.

- Jealousy is a sign of a weak mind.

[Indistinct] Jealous.

Wait, babe.

[Soft music]

Laine.

[Creeper growls]

[Laine screams]

[Chase breathing heavily]

[Tense music]

- Maybe something got him.

Like a big animal?

There're no big animals around here.

- Come on, this is Louisiana,
there's like gators,

snakes and black fucking
bears roaming all around.

They wouldn't come here.

Laine!

Laine!

Hey, hey man, take it easy.

What's going on, where's your girlfriend?

[Tense music]

[Stuttering] And big.

[Crows cawing]

I told you, black fucking bears.

- Bears don't fly.

Calm down man, what happened?

We have to go.

We have to go call the police.

What?

Call the fucking police.

[Tense music]

[Chase panting]

[Eerie music]

- Oh, fuck!

[Carrie screaming]

[Flies buzzing]

Oh, it's Michael.

Something got him.

[Tense music]

It's fresh.

Really fresh, if something's
got him, it's still out here.

Inside, quick.

[All panting]

[Tense music]

[Creeper breathing heavily]

[Creeper's footsteps pattering]

[Laine gasping]

[Creeper growling]

[Laine screaming]

[Tense music]

Laine!

[Chandelier crashing]

[Breathing heavily] Oh, be careful.

It's an old house, you
don't know what's in here.

[Door squeaking] [Door slams]

- Open up, goddamn it.

[Laine] Chase!

They're all yours now.

- [Chase] Come on.

Come on!

It's fucking shut.

- Come on you assholes.

- Come on.

- Open up, goddamn it.

Fuck.

Come on.

- Come on.

It's fucking shut.

- Oh, this is your escape room, huh?

Is this some kind of
game you're playing here,

because you can stop the
show and open the door,

and we're all very scared
of your hillbilly tricks.

Shut your fucking mouth.

Hey, open up.

Hey!

I didn't sign up for that.

Michael's dead, and you all saw it.

Now, open that fucking door.

What did you do with laine?

Where is she?

- Hey, calm down!

I don't know, all right.

I wasn't even supposed to be here.

All I was hired to do was scare
you up a bit and that's all.

Hired, hired by who?

- Giselle Manilla.

She said there's a surprise
waiting here for you.

A surprise?

I'll show you a fucking surprise.

You tell me where laine is right now,

or I'll stick this
thing so far up your ass

you'll taste the fucking metal.

- Yeah, hill Billy.

It's time to start talking.

All of you take a step fucking back,

or I'll blow your fucking brains out.

[Pistol fires]

[Laine screaming]

[Creeper growling]

[Crows cawing]

- My ears are fucking ringing.

I warned you, step back!

- Jesus, dude you didn't
have to fire that thing.

Next time I do you won't
hear anything anymore.

Okay.

Let's figure this out.

It's an escape room, right?

It's not a fucking escape room.

[Tense music]

It's a trap.

And who's the trapper?

- Creeper.

[Laughs] The creeper
is a fairy tale, son.

I thought...

- You guys are fucking nuts.

He's got laine, and I'm gonna find her.

We're staying put.

What?

Oh, don't tell me.

This interrupts your hectic schedule

of country hick incest and
intermittent horse loving.

- Fuck you Hollywood.

Hey, hey!

We gotta start working as a team.

So, as difficult as I know it is for you.

I need you to stop
being a fucking asshole.

You're stuck with us now.

Put it down, put the gun down.

Put the gun down.

Nobody's going anywhere
until I find laine.

- He's coming.

[Door knob creaks]

[Eerie music]

Upstairs, now!

[All panting]

[Footsteps pattering]

[Dramatic music]

On the right side, I saw a
light in here, via a switch.

[Floorboard creaking]

[Blood dripping]

The roof is leaking.

It's not raining.

[Eerie music]

[Carrie screaming]

- Oh, you gotta be kidding
me, who the hell is that?

Sam.

[Tense music]

[Footsteps approaching]

[Window panes shattering]

[Dramatic music]

[Creeper growling]

[Tense music]

[Pistol fires]

[Creeper growls]

[All screaming]

What in the hell is that?

[Tense music]

[Creeper growls]

[Dramatic music]

- Get off me, get off me!

[Tense music]

Help!

[Laine screaming]

[Tense music]

Chase!

Help, help!

Where the hell did she go?

- She's gotta be here somewhere.

Carrie?

Carrie?

Carrie?

[Laine sobbing]

[Tense music]

[Laine breathing heavily]

[Laine screaming]

[Tense music intensifies]

[Laine breathing heavily]

[Carrie screaming]

[Carrie screaming]

- Carrie, hey, hey.

It's coming, it's coming.

Where's laine, where's laine?

I don't know, I don't know [sobs].

Where is she, where is she?

I don't know, I don't know.

[Creeper growls]

In here, in here.

[Door shuts]

[Eerie music]

[Breathing heavily] There's no way out.

- We're just gonna have to kill it.

Yeah, with a rolling pin.

It won't work. He's immortal, trust me.

Our only hope is he
loses interest in us, or

he made up the hunting cycle.

And how long is that hunting cycle?

It's 23 days.

We're fucked [sobs].

We are fucked.

[Floorboard creaking]

I'm getting a real sense of deja vu.

[Floorboard creaking]

[Laine coughing]

Laine, laine!

[Laine screaming]

It's me, it's me.

It's me, it's me, it's me.

What happened, baby?

We have to get out of here.

What happened to you?

He will get you all,
anyone who's near me.

- Baby you're bleeding.

It's me it wants.

The only way out is upstairs, let's go.

Let's go!

- Everybody stick together.

[Tense music]

[Footsteps pattering]

[Both panting]

We've gotta try our best.

The phone.

Wait.

- [Screaming] Fuck!

Oh, my leg!

Oh, fuck!

No, oh, my leg.

[Dramatic music]

[Telephone dials whirring]

[Dispatcher] 9-1-1,
what's your emergency?

Um...

What's your location, sir?

Where the hell are we?

The barnabett house.

The barnabett house, yeah.

[Dispatcher] Sir, whose house is that?

- The creeper, something
is trying to kill us.

[Dispatcher] Have you
been taking drugs, sir?

Do I sound like a fucking stoner to you?

I need you to get some help
to the barnabett house,

oh, I swear to god.

[Crows cawing]

[Dispatcher] Sir, are you okay?

Run, let's go!

- Come on, come on.

[Dramatic music]

Oh, shit.

Quick, quick. He's bleeding.

[Dramatic music]

Wait, wait, why are you stopping?

Even if we get outside,
we're sitting ducks out there.

I'll be over here.

Do we risk it or hold up in here?

I vote hunker down,

the police will come so that
will slow the creeper down.

Are they?

Well, they're not just gonna
ignore a 9—1—1 call, right?

Oh my sweet summer child.

I'm fucking need a fucking doctor.

We're like flies in a spiders web.

It's calling the shots,

the only way we end this is to kill it.

Well, your boyfriend said we can't, so.

I'm not so sure.

Well, I've seen it up close.

How then?

- It's old and decrepit.

It stinks of death.

Well, where the hell is it anyway?

It's toying with us.

It likes to play.

[Tense music]

- We need to trap it.

With what?

Carrie!

Run!

- [Stu] Come on, come on, take it.

[Laine] Carrie, no!

[Tense music]

Carrie!

[Carrie screams]

[Dramatic music]

[All panting]

Wait, wait, wait, let's go.

- [Chase] Here, here, here.

Holy Mary mother of god.

Pray for us sinners now, and
at the hour of our death, amen.

Amen.

What is this place?

[Eerie music]

[Baby crying]

[Laine screaming]

[Eerie music]

- Can you see?

[Tense music]

[Creeper growls]

[High pitched whistle]

[All screaming]

It's gone.

It took Carrie.

[Tense music]

J' jeepers baby j'

j' you have those hungry
hungry eyes to kill me I

j' jeepers baby j'

j' keep those peepers off me j'

j' you creeping while I'm dreaming I

j' you're preying j'

I but I'm praying j'

j' keep those hungry eyes off me j'

oh, no.

No, Jesus.

Fuck, no, please lord, I
don't wanna die like this.

No, not like this.

- Maybe there's something in here

that can help with maybe information or...

- One way or another, we're done running.

Yeah, literally.

I don't understand how this place

isn't burnt to the ground.

[Jamie breathing heavily]

[Flies buzzing]

[Tense music intensifies]

I'd give my left arm.

- Be careful.

You might. — yep,

I am the new [indistinct].

- Sorry man, it's just nerves.

[Tense music]

What the hell is that?

Voodoo doll?

[Tense music]

[Blood dripping]

What the...

Guys, the stone, literally.

[Both grunting]

[Flies buzzing]

[All coughing]

Oh my god, they're feeding it.

- Baby, why do you say it was after you?

Why did it take you?

What really happened?

Chase, I'm pregnant.

That's why it's after me.

What?

It wants what I've got.

Yes, I will marry you.

If we ever get out of here alive.

[Tense music]

But why the hell would
they be feeding this thing?

[Tense music]

Look at all this crap.

What is this, shrine?

[Tense music]

I thought these were stories, legends,

but it all seems real.

And what?

It has a cult fan club
that helps feed this thing?

And maybe they want one of us.

What?

We can't fight it, but we can beat it,

maybe even stop it.

Run as twice as we are right now,

it's time to turn the tables,

we need a plan.

I think I know what we need to do.

[Tense music]

[Footsteps pattering]

[Creeper growls]

[Metal rod clanks]

- Stu.

[Stu grunts]

J' jeepers baby j'

[stu grunting]

- Come on asshole.

[Metal clanks]

[Creeper growls]

[Dramatic music]

[Creeper growls]

[Dramatic music]

[Creeper growls]

[Lady Manilla] Take the baby,

his life force belongs to you.

Live forever, take the baby,
it's life force belongs to you.

Live forever, take the baby,
it's life force belongs to you.

- You can't have it.

[Creeper growls]

[Dramatic music]

- Come on.

[Creeper growls]

- How do you like those peepers, bitch.

[Creeper growls]

Now!

[Creeper growls]

[Soft music]

[Crows cawing]

Oh, no.

[Crows cawing]

[Both screaming]

[Laine screaming]

[Crows cawing]

[Chase screaming]

[Crows cawing]

Laine!

[Crows cawing]

[Dramatic music]

[Crows cawing]

[Soft music]

[Police siren blaring]

[Tense music]

[Door shuts]

[Crows cawing]

[Creeper growls]

[Upbeat rock music]

J' jeepers baby j'

j' you have those hungry
hungry eyes to kill me I

j' jeepers baby j'

j' keep those peepers off of me j'

j' you creeping while I'm dreaming I

j' you're preying j'

I but I'm praying j'

j' keep those hungry eyes off me j'

j' 'cause you and me we could never be j'

j' jeepers baby j'

j' you have those hungry
hungry eyes you give me j'

j' jeepers baby j'

j' keep those peepers off of me j'

j' you lay your spell on me j'

j' it's voodoo j'

j' your hands on my body baby j'

j' it's voodoo j'

j' creepers baby j'

j' you have those hungry
hungry eyes you give me j'

j' jeepers baby j'

j' keep your peepers off of me j'

J' jeepers baby j'

j' you have those hungry
hungry eyes you give me j'

j' jeepers baby j'

j' keep those peepers off of me j'

j' yeah j'