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Laverne is so annoying,
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why does Shirley keep putting up with her crap?
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Well, she has to there in love
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Again, Kelso, Laverne and Shirley are not Lesbians
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trust me, there one bottle of wine away
from making out...
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just like you two!
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Kelso, don�t you have something more important
to talk about right now?
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If you got a topic more important than
girl on girl action I�d like to hear it
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How about the fact that Brooke�s got your
feeble-minded bun in her oven
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Look, she cant be pregnant, okay?
It just cant be true
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Michael, this is not something girls lie about, okay?
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I would know,
I�m an expert on girl lies
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Kelso, your gonna have to do something about this
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No, but doing something is not in my nature
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�Ignore,� �Avoid�, �Run away�,
these words have been very good to me
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- You�re horrible
- What a pig
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You know what?
You girls don�t even know what I�m going through,
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you can have all the sex you want and you
don�t have to worry about gettin�Anyone pregnant
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Laurie, try these banana walnut pancakes
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I know you�ve always had a thing for nuts
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Every man in town knows that
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What men?
Oh, never mind!
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You guys
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an agent from immigration is coming to check on Fez and Laurie�s
marriage and if he finds out it�s fake Fez could deported
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- But this marriage is based on love, right, honey?
- don�t touch me
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Fine, I�ll give you 20 bucks to pretend to be my wife
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That�s gotta sound familiar
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Steven, If you keep doing that, its gonna be really hard for me
to pretend I don�t know what your talking about
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Then I should go because its just to easy...
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Like Laurie.
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When is this I.N.S man gonna be here?
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Uh, sometime this week, it�s a surprise visit...
So I have to stay here
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Stay here?
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With, Red?
Oh, no, I cant allow that
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Why not?
Red loves me
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Honey, you gave him a heart attack
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Maybe he just loves Fez so much...
That his heart exploded?
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Please, Miss Kitty. Let me stay
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Mom, come on
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- Okay, you win
- Oh, thank you!
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Uh, that was a sexy hug you really put some
boom-boom into it, huh?
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"Row, row, row, your boat"
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"Gently down the stream"
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"Soapy, soapy, scrubby, scrubby"
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"Fez is nice and clean"
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What the hell!
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I don�t know what you heard,
but this show ain�t free!
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What is this doing here?
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Okay, Red he just has to stay here for a few days
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But Kitty,he was in my shower,
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he saw my legs
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- And he saw Pep�
- Shut up
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Listen, Dad, the I.N.S is coming and if they
found out this marriage is fake, Fez could get deported
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Well, that�s Anwar�s problem
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Oh, but I cannot go back home, I�m an American now
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I�m lazy, fat and soft...
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like you!
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Look, you deserve what you get!
You tricked Laurie into this mess of a marriage
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she�s innocent and...Naive.
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The only reason she got caught up in this is
because she loves to much
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Well that last parts true
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Shoot!
It�s Brooke, hide me
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Hey!
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I�m sorry Donna,
squeezing your but gives me courage
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So Michael? You split pretty quick the other day...
Maybe we should talk or something?
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You got it...One sec
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Kelso!
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Aah! Donna, Let go of my leg!
I swear I got no problem kickin� a girl
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Look, you�ve done a lot of stupid crap over the years
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You stolemy panties,
you tied my hamster to a bottle rocket
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And I don�t know how many times
I�ve caught you peeking through my window
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Five
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Look, the point is, I let it all slide because
underneath I knew you were a good guy,
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but if you bail on Brooke, I will never respect
you again and neither will anybody else
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Look, I know, ok? I know. I just...
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I don�t know what to do
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Well, Kelso, you need to go talk to her
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Ok
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�Touch Donna Pinciottie�s Panties for 5 bucks�
Call,Michael Kelso
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And that was the first time I ever tasted chocolate
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That�s a great story, man but,
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uh, it�s like 2 in the morning so we gotta go to sleep
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But I forgot my tape of my ocean sounds
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and I cannot fall asleep without it
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Can you make ocean sounds for me?
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Yeah, I�m not doing that
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Okay, then let me tell you about
the first time I ate a blow pop
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Lick number one: What a surprise!
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You are forgetting the whale songs?
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Listen, man, I�ve only been to the ocean once
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and the closest thing I saw to a whale
was some fat guy selling drugs
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Fine, lick number two still no gum?!
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What the hell are you doing to yourself?!
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Oh, great, Dad, you know what?
You woke him up, you put him back to sleep!
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Hey!
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Uh...It�s been pointed out to me that I�ve been
acting a little flaky about, um...
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our situation
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I disagree,
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flakey means your not consistent,
you run away every time you see me
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Anyway, I think we should
talk about what we�re gonna do
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or I�m sure your gonna want me to meet your parents
aaaand lucky for you I look good in a suit
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aaaand lucky for you I look good in a suit,
But you already know that, so
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Actually, don�t worry about it!
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as far as the baby and I are concerned
your off the hook
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So your just letting� me go?
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Yep, you don�t have to think
about this ever again
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And I wont!
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WOW! Your like the coolest girl I ever did it
with at a concert!
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Oh, honey, you look terrible
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Oh, you don�t look so hot yourself, sister
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I beg your pardon
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Red made me sleep in the basement and every time I started
to fall asleep Hyde would put a popsicle on my neck
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That�s my daddy�s chair
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"That�s my daddy�s chair"
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Fez, look, man you gotta start
kissing Red�s butt a little or
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he�s gonna make sure you get deported
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He should be kissing my butt for taking
his trashy daughter off his hands
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I�m not that trashy, I wont sleep with you
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Oh, zip it, jezebel
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Out of my chair, Tonto
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Oh, come on a chair is a chair,
branch out a little try the piano bench
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What did you say?!
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- Laurie, go get a cup of milk
- Why?
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It�ll keep Fez�s teeth alive
until we get him to the dentist
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Hi, sir, Hal Armstrong from the immigration service,
I�m here to conduct some interviews
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What do you want to know,
�cause I�ll tell you everything
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Is it-Is it to late to give you back your chair
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Oh, no don�t get up this could be the last time you sit
on furniture that you didn�t build out of mud and twigs
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So, Agent Armstrong can�t wait to tell you
all about this marriage, you got handcuffs, right?
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Red, Red, why don�t you help me in the kitchen,
Laurie make our guest comfortable
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Hey, G-man
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Okay, Red, just because he sat in your chair
is no reason to get the boy deported
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You don�t like me because I�m not from here
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This has nothing to do with
you being a foreigner.
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It�s about you taking advantage of
my daughter like a sneaky foreigner
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Oh, wait, dad, look, I stayed home from college to take care
of you and mom in your hour of need,
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okay you owe me!
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That is just like a woman to bring that up
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You know, Laurie could get in a lot of trouble, too
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- What kinda trouble?
- Big trouble, dad, she could go to jail...
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or back to jail!
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Well, come on,
Its like where has she been for the past two years
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All right, fine, I wont volunteer anything but if
he asks me a direct question I�m not lying
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- Oh, you wont have to. I�ll do all the talking for you
- Well, you�ll be good at that!
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And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan
here crumble before the full force of the U.S Government
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Okay, that�s it. Anwar I can deal with. Tonto, in the ballpark,
but Tarzan...Tarzan is a white guy
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Don�t sass me, Tarzan!
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Michael, there is no way
Brooke said your off the hook,
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Okay, I bet she said �I�m gonna take every penny you have
you irresponsible bastard� because that�s what I would say
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No, she definitely said �Off the hook�
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Man I am one tall, cute, lucky kid!
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So that�s it, man? Its like this thing with
You and Brooke never happened
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Yeah...well no, I mean,
there�s still gonna be a baby out there but...
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my life�s back to normal
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sort a
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I mean, it�s kinda weird but
I�m not gonna think about it �cause I don�t need to
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you know I should be happy right now.
You know, I am happy, right now!
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Yeah, I think
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Yeah, think, feel, look deep inside like deep,
deep inside almost to China
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There�s a good guy in there
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You know what?
Don�t lecture me, okay?
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I went to her and I tried to talk to her
and she said it was cool which is awesome
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because this could,
like, screw up my whole life!
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Yeah, man, you know you gotta stay focused
if your gonna invent those quadruple Oreo�s
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Those are a secret, man
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No yeah, this is good. Why put yourself out for some kid,
children grow up without dads all the time
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- Right
- Yeah, like Steven
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Well, I don�t want him ending up like Hyde
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hair all frizzed out with angry thoughts
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And violent, too
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Kelso, you know what you should do?
But your not gonna do it because your to much of a tool
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You know what? It�s real easy to talk about
the right thing to do when it�s not your life
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Tool
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Oh, Steven your sensitive to this because
your father ditched you, too
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That is so foxy
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Hey, why don�t we go down to my room, tell you about
the time my mom got so loaded on mouthwash,
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she lost our rent money at the track
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Okay, you two claim to be married and living here
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to verify this I�m going to separate you all
and ask you a series of questions about the couple.
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- Let me remind you your all under oath
- under oath?
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I mean...
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under Oath, bravo!
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Okay, first question,
What kind of toothpaste does Fez use?
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Um, I brush my teeth with Colgate it is the only thing
that cuts through the, um, milk duds
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- Who the hell cares about toothpaste? This kid and my daughter are...
- Happy, happy, happy!
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I...wait, w-why am I under oath?
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cause if I say crest and the answer
is minty crest I Mean, that�s,
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like, uh, perjury, was-what�s gonna happen to me?
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wha-Oh, my god why are you writing this down?
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How long did Fez and Laurie
date before they got married?
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Who needs to date? I had her in the sack
faster than you can say �Corn on The cob�..
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Speaking of dates,
I made an incredible date nut bread
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The secret is to oak the dates in some good, strong rum,
which reminds me, who needs a drink?...I know I do.
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I don�t know how long they dated, I-oh,
my God, I�m going to prison aren�t I?
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I�m gonna get shanked
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What is Fez�s favorite TV show?
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Uh, well, it depends.
Basically I just flip until I see nipples
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Sometimes I feel like a loaf of bread,
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everyone keeps taking a slice of me until
all that�s left are two crusty pieces that nobody wants
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and I just want to scream �Appreciate me, Damn it�
but I don�t, why?
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Because my mother always told me that nice girls shouldn�t
make a fuss and now I am a flippin� doormat
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Okay look, man. Prison is not an option for me, okay?
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I can�t pee in front of other people
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Well...Despite a few interesting answers and one recipe
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My judgment is that your marriage...
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is legitimate. Congratulations!
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All right, Pep� and I are Americans
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No wonder this country is going in the toilet
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What was that, sir?
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Nothing, nothing he said he has to use the toilet,
that�s why he�s been so quiet
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If your trying to protect your daughter, don�t worry...
We never go after the bride
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especially such a pretty one
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If there was a crime committed,
we�d only be interested in this one,
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so if there�s something you want to say,
by all means, say it
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Fine, I will
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I just wanted to say...
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these two kids are married and...
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very much in love
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In fact, I�ve never seen a love like this
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Thank you, Mr. Red. It means a lot
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Hey, what about thanking me
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his guy tried to break me
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but lucky for you double-O Forman is rock solid
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Wow, you really are pregnant
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They make them really tiny now...
quarter pound, my ass
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Hey!
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I need to talk to you
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Kelso, that�s great!
Here take my seat sit down
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I�ll just be right over there
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Good for you!
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All right...At first when you told me I was off the hook.
I was, like, totally psyched, right?
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But then I started to think about it and...
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- I don�t wanna be off the hook, I wanna be a part of this kids life
- Michael, I didn�t let you off the hook to be nice.
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I just don�t think you understand what
I means to have a baby
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No but I do...I means,
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taking him to teeball games, and teaching him how to ride a bike
and taking him to the doctor when he�s sick
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And what if it�s a girl?
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Uh, it�s not gonna be a girl we did it standing up!
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Uh-huh
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Okay, maybe this will change your mind
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I went and got some stuff today,
this...
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little sweater, to keep him warm
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and...this little hat, to keep the sun off of his face
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I got some pop rocks �cause
I always wanted to see a baby eat popRocks
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Michael, If you get involved,
I�m just gonna have two babies to take care of instead of one
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Look, you can try to get rid of me
but I�m not walkin� away from this
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I�m sorry,
I just don�t want you to be the father of my child
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This is all your fault, yeah!
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- � Go talk to her an-and-and do the right thing�
- Kelso, I�m so sorry,
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I wish there was something I could do
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Well, there isn�t
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Okay fine...
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I�ll give you ten seconds to squeeze my ass
as long as you want
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I never thought I�d say this...
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but there�s some things that a girls ass cant fix
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Well, Fez, congratulations on your green card,
but remember this is America
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and you still look foreign
so don�t expect to be treated equally
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Well, I�m going to become America�s sexiest singing cowboy
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Howdy ladies, meet Pep�!
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You know, what�s going on with Brooke really hurts
but I think in a couple days when I start to heel,
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I�m gonna be really psyched that Donna let me squeeze her ass.
I mean, even now I�m reflecting upon on how soft it was
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So, what kind of chance do you think I have with the blonde?
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