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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,035 Hey, that's my car! 3 00:01:33,169 --> 00:01:36,834 You can't steal my car. I'm a cop. 4 00:02:02,571 --> 00:02:04,611 Oh, my God! 5 00:02:27,552 --> 00:02:29,544 Shit! 6 00:02:30,847 --> 00:02:32,887 Freeze! 7 00:02:35,601 --> 00:02:38,852 OK! OK, you've got me. 8 00:02:43,441 --> 00:02:45,899 Enjoying yourself, pervert? 9 00:02:50,115 --> 00:02:52,404 Jesus, would you take it easy, Dick Tracy? 10 00:02:52,535 --> 00:02:54,359 Move. 11 00:02:56,038 --> 00:02:58,658 - Can I just ask you one question? - Yeah. What? 12 00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:03,074 How come all cops have two-inch peckers? 13 00:03:08,674 --> 00:03:10,832 Damn. 14 00:03:50,546 --> 00:03:52,584 Yeah? 15 00:03:52,714 --> 00:03:54,920 What time is it? 16 00:03:57,593 --> 00:03:59,633 Where? 17 00:04:03,306 --> 00:04:09,180 Yeah. I'll meet you there. OK, OK. I'll meet you there. 18 00:04:19,365 --> 00:04:21,405 Jeez. 19 00:06:59,551 --> 00:07:02,341 I like that wrinkled look. It's very sexy. 20 00:07:02,472 --> 00:07:05,555 Next time go the whole way. Ask for less starch. 21 00:07:05,683 --> 00:07:07,511 I had a hard night. 22 00:07:07,643 --> 00:07:12,637 Don't talk to me about hard till you spend a night with Charlene. Total nympho. 23 00:07:12,773 --> 00:07:17,021 She couldn't keep her hands off me. I was so sore, I thought it would fall off. 24 00:07:17,152 --> 00:07:20,237 Jesus, Art, I don't wanna hear about your sex life. 25 00:07:20,989 --> 00:07:24,072 - My head's killing me. - Too much firewater last night? 26 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:30,203 - You've been hitting it a little strong. - I've got everything under control, OK? 27 00:07:30,332 --> 00:07:34,625 - What have we got here? - Her name's Teri Kaplan. 28 00:07:34,751 --> 00:07:39,578 Teri Kaplan. Teri Kaplan? 29 00:07:39,714 --> 00:07:44,590 - One of Anthony Vincenzo's girls? - That's her. 30 00:07:44,762 --> 00:07:48,010 Hey, Sergeant. Think I've found something. 31 00:07:52,017 --> 00:07:55,932 Give me a stick or a pen or something. 32 00:08:09,116 --> 00:08:13,329 Anthony Alberto Vincenzo. 33 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:20,794 - Hey, Frank. How's the cocaine business? - I wouldn't know. 34 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:24,335 That's right. You're not a drug dealer, you're an importer. 35 00:08:24,465 --> 00:08:29,090 And your brother's not a scum-sucking pimp. He's a talent agent. 36 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,635 This is my mother. Don't talk that way in front of my mother. 37 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:35,254 - Who the hell do you think you are? - I'll tell you. 38 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:39,258 I'm the man who's gonna arrest your brother for murder. 39 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,600 Haven't seen him. 40 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,980 When you do, tell him the smart thing to do is turn himself in. 41 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:49,360 This time we got him by the balls. 42 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:53,187 I'm sorry. I don't mean balls. I mean chandeliers. 43 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,363 We have him by the chandeliers. 44 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:58,244 You're interrupting our meal. Beat it. 45 00:08:58,369 --> 00:09:02,618 Murphy. Let me ask you. You ever hear of Murphy's Law? 46 00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:05,501 If anything can possibly go wrong, it will. 47 00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:09,838 A lot of things could happen to you. You could get run over by a truck. 48 00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:15,633 Your gas heater could blow up or you could lose a wheel on the freeway. 49 00:09:15,761 --> 00:09:17,967 You gotta remember that. 50 00:09:19,556 --> 00:09:23,803 The only law I know is Jack Murphy's Law. 51 00:09:23,936 --> 00:09:25,976 That's very simple. 52 00:09:26,104 --> 00:09:30,682 Don't fuck with Jack Murphy. You remember that. 53 00:09:42,243 --> 00:09:46,657 Continental Coach Lines number 28 arriving ramp 16. 54 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:52,329 Ventura, Santa Paula, and Oxnard. 55 00:09:52,462 --> 00:09:58,500 �ltima llamada. Continental Coach Lines servicio directo para San Francisco 56 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:01,255 sale de la salida n�mero siete. 57 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:06,962 Atenci�n, por favor. 58 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:11,310 El Sunliner Express destinaci�n San Diego 59 00:10:11,437 --> 00:10:15,683 sale en 30 minutos de la salida n�mero cinco. 60 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:19,434 Attention, please. The Sunliner Express to San Diego 61 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:22,736 departs in 30 minutes from ramp five. 62 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:26,235 Mr Cameron? 63 00:10:50,181 --> 00:10:52,221 Howdy. 64 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:56,721 - Where are the addresses? - Right here. 65 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:59,975 Had a little trouble with one of them. Ben Wilcove. 66 00:11:00,107 --> 00:11:02,348 Seems he retired a few years ago, 67 00:11:02,484 --> 00:11:04,938 moved up into the mountains a-ways. 68 00:11:05,069 --> 00:11:07,109 Wasn't easy to find. 69 00:11:08,198 --> 00:11:10,523 - But you found him? - Oh, yeah. 70 00:11:10,659 --> 00:11:13,860 But like I say, it took a bit longer than I figured. 71 00:11:13,994 --> 00:11:20,365 Uh, I'm gonna have to charge you a little more than we originally agreed on. 72 00:11:21,628 --> 00:11:23,667 How much more? 73 00:11:23,795 --> 00:11:28,919 With expenses and everything, let's say another two grand. 74 00:11:30,259 --> 00:11:32,300 Go to hell. 75 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:36,339 Miss Freeman. 76 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,173 Miss Freeman. 77 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:43,929 Hey, do you want these addresses or not? 78 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,692 You can go to somebody else if you wanna. 79 00:11:51,821 --> 00:11:54,988 But if these people were to find out you was looking for them, 80 00:11:55,117 --> 00:11:57,654 I wonder how they'd feel about that. 81 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,824 You really are a slime, aren't ya? 82 00:12:01,038 --> 00:12:04,537 No, ma'am. Just a private investigator. 83 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:08,414 Of course, some people would say that's the same thing. 84 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,500 All right. $2,000. 85 00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:18,214 That'll be cash on delivery, if you don't mind. 86 00:12:18,345 --> 00:12:23,553 - How about traveller's cheques? - That'd be all right. 87 00:12:28,438 --> 00:12:32,222 Well, since you put it that way, 88 00:12:32,357 --> 00:12:38,029 I guess we can forget about the extra expenses and all and just call it even. 89 00:12:41,201 --> 00:12:46,905 - Nice doing business with you, ma'am. - Move a hair and I'll blow your head off. 90 00:12:48,165 --> 00:12:52,114 Now, wait a minute. You can have my wallet. 91 00:12:52,252 --> 00:12:56,628 - There's almost $100 in it. - I don't want your money. 92 00:12:56,756 --> 00:13:02,212 All I want is for you to say "Ah". 93 00:13:03,429 --> 00:13:08,386 - What do you mean? - You know. Like in a doctor's office. 94 00:13:11,936 --> 00:13:15,055 - Do it. - Ah. 95 00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:17,432 You can do better than that. 96 00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:22,271 Make it bigger. Ahhh. 97 00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:27,113 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 98 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,400 Perfect. 99 00:14:58,827 --> 00:14:59,822 Hello. 100 00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:02,075 - Jack Murphy? - Yeah. 101 00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:12,289 Hello. 102 00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:16,041 Hello? What the hell is this? Some kind of game? 103 00:15:16,177 --> 00:15:19,758 Yes. And the game is just beginning. 104 00:15:20,554 --> 00:15:22,761 I'm gonna kill you. 105 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:26,474 But first I'm gonna put you through hell. 106 00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:12,516 Marie? 107 00:16:12,895 --> 00:16:14,721 I thought her name was Charlene. 108 00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:17,012 Charlene's history. Marie's the future. 109 00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:22,224 Incredible imagination. I've been a cop 18 years. She knows words I've never heard. 110 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:28,694 Say, Murph. I like your tie. Specially the stains. 111 00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,984 Looks like the sewer backed up again. 112 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,569 I was at Madame Tong's the other night. Saw your wife. Nice tits. 113 00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:37,872 - Hey, lay it down. - Taste as good as they look? 114 00:16:43,756 --> 00:16:47,541 Break it up, goddammit! Stop it! 115 00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:50,761 - Ease up. - What the hell's wrong with you two? 116 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:53,296 Murphy! My office, now. 117 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,604 Let's go clean up. 118 00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:06,271 - What was that all about? - It's something personal. 119 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,902 I don't understand you. Look at you. You're a mess. 120 00:17:10,032 --> 00:17:13,612 You look like you just got out of that drunk tank. 121 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:17,026 You think you're the only man whose wife ever left him? 122 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:22,502 Over three quarters of the cops in the police force are divorced. 123 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,080 Maybe you think you can hide in a bottle? 124 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:29,955 You better get your act together, Jack, or you're gonna lose everything you got. 125 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,498 Ah. 126 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:34,876 Get the hell outta here. 127 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,428 Bingo. That was airport security. 128 00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:43,257 A man matching Tony Vincenzo's description bought a ticket for Vegas. 129 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:46,810 His plane leaves in 20 minutes. 130 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:51,932 Attention, please. International Airlines flight 643 to Las Vegas 131 00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:54,226 has been delayed 30 minutes. 132 00:17:54,362 --> 00:17:57,399 Southwest Airlines flight 702... 133 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,160 Hold it! 134 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:08,783 Stay away from me or I'll blow her head off! 135 00:18:08,919 --> 00:18:11,409 - Get back! Get back! - Freeze! 136 00:18:14,256 --> 00:18:16,296 Get back! Get back! 137 00:18:20,303 --> 00:18:22,545 Move it! I said move! Move it! 138 00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:24,721 Move it! All right! 139 00:18:29,396 --> 00:18:32,728 Tony! 140 00:18:40,738 --> 00:18:45,200 - Watch it! - Somebody call it in? 141 00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:51,657 - What happened here? - It's all under control. 142 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:54,708 - Over here! - This way, Sergeant! 143 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:02,959 Bambino! 144 00:19:06,304 --> 00:19:09,754 Mamma. Mamma, the car's waiting. 145 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,139 He was a good boy. 146 00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:18,768 A decent boy. 147 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,146 Your brother is dead. 148 00:19:24,278 --> 00:19:27,861 - What are you gonna do about it? - I'll take care of it, Mamma. 149 00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:33,329 I want that bastard cop dead. Do you hear me? 150 00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:38,159 I want him crucified. 151 00:19:45,508 --> 00:19:50,463 All right, fellas, put your hands together... 152 00:20:21,164 --> 00:20:24,035 Yeah! 153 00:20:24,168 --> 00:20:28,377 Over here! Over here! Yeah! 154 00:21:17,424 --> 00:21:21,587 Next up on the stage, fellas, is a girl you're really gonna love. 155 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:27,059 Put your hands together and welcome Philly Flash. 156 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,437 Hi. 157 00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:48,444 You got the notice? 158 00:21:48,578 --> 00:21:50,405 Yeah. 159 00:21:50,537 --> 00:21:54,667 - So now it's official? - I tried to call you. 160 00:21:54,794 --> 00:21:57,792 Your phone's been disconnected. 161 00:21:59,212 --> 00:22:04,255 I moved. I'm living with Carl. He's the manager of the club. 162 00:22:07,054 --> 00:22:09,887 Jan, what are you doing here? 163 00:22:11,348 --> 00:22:15,098 - Don't start. - Why do you work in a dump like this? 164 00:22:16,063 --> 00:22:18,933 - I'm a dancer. - You call that dancing? 165 00:22:19,064 --> 00:22:23,725 Yes. If you don't like it, don't come around. 166 00:25:07,427 --> 00:25:09,465 $5.40. 167 00:25:10,890 --> 00:25:13,973 Watch it, snot-rag! 168 00:25:18,355 --> 00:25:20,927 Hey! 169 00:25:53,304 --> 00:25:55,592 You can't come in here! 170 00:26:16,574 --> 00:26:20,324 Come on out or I'll put a bullet through the door. 171 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:23,026 OK! OK, I'm coming. 172 00:26:25,457 --> 00:26:28,540 Go ahead, camel-crotch. Shoot me. 173 00:26:28,668 --> 00:26:30,994 Don't tempt me. 174 00:26:33,549 --> 00:26:38,672 Ow! God, you snot-licking donkey fart! 175 00:26:38,803 --> 00:26:41,590 - Get up. - I think I hurt my back. 176 00:26:41,722 --> 00:26:44,047 Poor girl. Let me help you. 177 00:26:44,183 --> 00:26:48,678 You stupid... Ow! 178 00:26:50,479 --> 00:26:54,146 Jissom-breath. Scrotum-cheeks. 179 00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:57,609 Bug-sucking booger. 180 00:26:57,737 --> 00:26:59,861 You're gonna regret this. 181 00:26:59,989 --> 00:27:02,693 Dinosaur dork. 182 00:27:02,825 --> 00:27:04,863 Fuckbrains. 183 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:12,289 Hey. I wanna file a complaint against this scumbag cop here. Police brutality. 184 00:27:12,417 --> 00:27:16,413 He assaulted me for no reason and then he tried to rape me. 185 00:27:16,545 --> 00:27:19,250 Sounds like you got yourself a real live one. 186 00:27:19,382 --> 00:27:22,300 Suck a doorknob, you homo. 187 00:27:22,428 --> 00:27:24,585 She got any ID? 188 00:27:26,847 --> 00:27:29,551 Get your hands off me, faggot! 189 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:36,762 Get this. Arabella. 190 00:27:37,649 --> 00:27:41,101 - Arabella McGee. - Arabella. 191 00:27:41,234 --> 00:27:44,189 - Cute. - Sit on it, slimeball. 192 00:27:44,322 --> 00:27:51,034 - Have a nice day, Arabella. - Eat it, toe-jam. Monkey-vomit! 193 00:28:24,650 --> 00:28:27,770 The dancing never stops here at Madame Tong's. 194 00:28:27,904 --> 00:28:33,277 Let's put our hands together and welcome the sparkling, vivacious... 195 00:28:33,409 --> 00:28:37,322 - Back again? - Yeah. Slumming. 196 00:28:37,452 --> 00:28:40,241 Why don't you just go home and leave me alone? 197 00:28:40,373 --> 00:28:43,291 I'm tired of you following me, spying on me. 198 00:28:43,419 --> 00:28:47,996 You know what you look like up there? You look like a whore. 199 00:28:48,129 --> 00:28:51,580 - You bastard! - OK, that's enough, now. 200 00:28:51,716 --> 00:28:55,418 You got a problem? You're bothering my employees. Go and sleep it off. 201 00:28:55,555 --> 00:28:58,257 Up there you look like a whore. 202 00:28:58,389 --> 00:29:02,518 And your boyfriend here looks like a pimp. 203 00:31:34,533 --> 00:31:37,072 - Sir, you observed the vehicle? - Yeah. 204 00:31:37,202 --> 00:31:40,073 It was a grey Oldsmobile. Pretty new. 205 00:31:40,206 --> 00:31:44,949 Maybe an '83 or an '84. Oh, the licence plate number. 206 00:31:45,084 --> 00:31:50,326 It was 082 UCK. 207 00:31:57,513 --> 00:32:02,506 - What the hell are you guys doing here? - You're under arrest, smart guy. 208 00:32:02,642 --> 00:32:06,936 A dozen witnesses saw you arguing with your wife at Madame Tong's tonight. 209 00:32:07,064 --> 00:32:10,312 And a witness saw you driving away from the scene of the shooting. 210 00:32:10,441 --> 00:32:13,359 Ever occur to you that someone's trying to frame me? 211 00:32:13,485 --> 00:32:14,482 Know what I think? 212 00:32:14,613 --> 00:32:19,072 I think your wife left you, started dancing at a topless club, 213 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,695 showing off all her goodies to a bunch of horny lowlifes, and you hated it. 214 00:32:24,787 --> 00:32:28,239 When you found out she was with someone else, you killed them. 215 00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,496 Why don't you crawl back under your rock? 216 00:32:30,626 --> 00:32:34,838 Come on, Jack. Come on. Let's face it. She was a slut. 217 00:32:34,965 --> 00:32:38,296 It wasn't the first time you caught her in bed with somebody else. 218 00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:42,967 How many guys was it then? Two? I'm surprised you didn't knock her off then. 219 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:45,967 Unless you enjoyed it. 220 00:32:47,309 --> 00:32:49,845 Did you watch her doing it? 221 00:32:54,899 --> 00:33:00,902 You know, Ed, I've been wondering something about you for a long time. 222 00:33:01,739 --> 00:33:06,316 Why is it you never married? Never even saw you with a girl. 223 00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:11,078 Is it because you're so ugly and because you have bad breath? 224 00:33:11,205 --> 00:33:14,740 A lot of guys have bad breath, but they also have girls. 225 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:18,580 Maybe you don't like girls, huh? 226 00:33:19,045 --> 00:33:24,919 And maybe that's why you two boys spend so much time together. 227 00:33:36,895 --> 00:33:38,935 Whaddya know? 228 00:33:39,065 --> 00:33:42,397 Ballistics identified your gun as the murder weapon. 229 00:33:43,192 --> 00:33:48,068 You're going to jail, Jack. You know what happens to a cop in jail? Huh? 230 00:33:50,034 --> 00:33:53,448 You're dead meat, pal. Dead meat. 231 00:33:53,576 --> 00:33:57,789 Your arraignment is tomorrow. The DA'll probably go for second-degree. 232 00:33:57,914 --> 00:34:04,416 But since you'd been drinking, we can make a case for diminished capacity. 233 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:07,381 Say you plead guilty to voluntary manslaughter. 234 00:34:07,506 --> 00:34:10,342 We're talking maybe eight years, 235 00:34:10,469 --> 00:34:13,386 which means you should be out in three to four. 236 00:34:13,512 --> 00:34:16,003 Did it ever cross your mind that I'm innocent? 237 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:21,265 Frankly, no. 238 00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:36,450 Sit down. 239 00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,202 Must be your lucky day. 240 00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:55,967 Well, if it isn't Sergeant Dickbrain. 241 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:02,722 I heard they arrested a cop. What did you do, rape a nun? 242 00:35:05,268 --> 00:35:11,769 Listen, you're gonna have a great time in San Quentin cos they just love cops. 243 00:35:14,277 --> 00:35:16,732 So how do you like lockup? 244 00:35:16,863 --> 00:35:21,275 - Find yourself a girlfriend yet, hm? - Kiss my squirrel. 245 00:35:21,409 --> 00:35:25,193 Come on, admit it. You're a dyke, right? 246 00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:29,196 - Go jump a flagpole. - You know, I'm a cop. 247 00:35:29,331 --> 00:35:32,498 I know everything that happens in women's detention. 248 00:35:32,627 --> 00:35:35,830 Maybe the first time they hold you down, but you get to like it... 249 00:35:35,964 --> 00:35:38,371 Kiss my pantihose, sperm bank. 250 00:35:38,508 --> 00:35:40,749 I bet your girlfriend does that and you love it. 251 00:35:40,883 --> 00:35:42,924 You fucking bastard! 252 00:35:43,054 --> 00:35:45,628 Hey, you two, knock it off over there! 253 00:35:45,766 --> 00:35:48,929 Come on, break it up! Break it up! 254 00:35:49,058 --> 00:35:52,722 Come on, break it up! Break it up! 255 00:35:53,814 --> 00:35:56,185 - What the hell are you doing? - Do what I tell you. 256 00:35:56,316 --> 00:36:00,229 Get the keys out of the door. Quick! Come on! 257 00:36:01,111 --> 00:36:04,895 You! Don't make a sound or I'll kill her. 258 00:36:05,033 --> 00:36:07,985 Drop your gun and keys on the floor. Quick! 259 00:36:09,078 --> 00:36:11,118 Come on! Come on! Hurry it! 260 00:36:11,246 --> 00:36:14,032 Get in that cell. 261 00:36:14,165 --> 00:36:17,083 Hurry it! Hurry it! Lock it. 262 00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:23,670 Come on. Come on. 263 00:36:29,471 --> 00:36:32,306 Help! Escaped prisoner! Help! 264 00:36:32,683 --> 00:36:35,886 This is crazy. You'll get us both killed. 265 00:36:42,691 --> 00:36:46,605 - You're never gonna get outta here. - Not by the front door, I won't. 266 00:36:47,654 --> 00:36:49,694 The elevator. 267 00:36:50,406 --> 00:36:53,277 Escaped prisoners in the elevator on their way down. 268 00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:55,651 Why don't you just put the gun down? 269 00:36:55,787 --> 00:36:59,120 You seem like a decent enough guy. You're just having an off day. 270 00:36:59,249 --> 00:37:03,709 Besides, you don't wanna kill me. I'm actually a very nice person. I really am. 271 00:37:03,837 --> 00:37:07,833 We got off on the wrong foot with me stealing your car, but that was a mistake. 272 00:37:07,965 --> 00:37:10,918 By the way, you've got excellent taste in cars. 273 00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:14,668 - Don't you ever shut up? - Go screw yourself, mutant. 274 00:37:14,804 --> 00:37:19,051 - Watch your mouth. - Watch your asshole, asshole. 275 00:37:22,477 --> 00:37:27,105 What is the matter with you guys up there? Can't keep a guy in lockup? 276 00:37:27,234 --> 00:37:30,898 - What's going on? - Murphy's got a gun and a hostage. 277 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,564 Shit. They must have gotten off on another floor. Let's go. 278 00:37:37,407 --> 00:37:42,568 That's it. I quit. I'm tired of you pushing me around, booger-bits. If you... 279 00:37:42,705 --> 00:37:45,955 You can make this hard or make it easy. Which is it gonna be? 280 00:37:46,082 --> 00:37:48,323 - OK. - I don't hear you. 281 00:37:48,459 --> 00:37:50,288 - OK. - You were saying? 282 00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:53,872 I said OK, you snot-sucking garbage dump. 283 00:37:57,426 --> 00:37:59,466 A helicopter? Are you crazy? 284 00:37:59,596 --> 00:38:03,214 - I was a crew chief on one during the war. - What the hell does that mean? 285 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:07,561 It means I can fly one of these things... a little. 286 00:38:13,817 --> 00:38:16,569 Close that door. 287 00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:20,859 - When was the last time you flew one? - 1964. 288 00:38:20,990 --> 00:38:22,816 Oh, my God. 289 00:38:34,420 --> 00:38:38,168 - I need to see your clearance. - This is my clearance. Back off. 290 00:38:45,054 --> 00:38:48,671 Murphy! Put it down and get out! 291 00:38:48,808 --> 00:38:51,381 Come on! Drop it! 292 00:39:04,197 --> 00:39:06,604 Hold your fire, dammit! 293 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:18,660 Oh, Murphy, you fucking idiot! 294 00:39:23,089 --> 00:39:27,086 I don't like heights. I don't like planes. 295 00:39:29,928 --> 00:39:35,135 I don't like flying. And I especially don't like helicopters. 296 00:39:38,229 --> 00:39:40,386 I think I'm gonna be sick. 297 00:39:43,316 --> 00:39:45,141 On second thought, maybe not. 298 00:39:45,275 --> 00:39:48,194 - Can we take that one up? - It's got engine trouble. 299 00:39:48,322 --> 00:39:52,648 Get hold of the coastguard. I want another chopper, like, yesterday. 300 00:39:58,537 --> 00:40:01,622 Hey, air-wolf, where the hell are we going? 301 00:40:03,044 --> 00:40:07,040 - Oh, my God. What is it? - Damn! We're out of fuel! 302 00:40:07,170 --> 00:40:11,500 What do you mean, we're out of fuel? We can't be out of fuel. 303 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:15,218 Oh, my God! We're out of fuel! 304 00:40:20,308 --> 00:40:22,347 I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! 305 00:40:25,854 --> 00:40:28,974 - I don't wanna die. - Hang on, now. Hang on. 306 00:40:35,739 --> 00:40:38,774 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't... 307 00:40:43,787 --> 00:40:46,361 I don't wanna die. 308 00:40:46,499 --> 00:40:50,248 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 309 00:40:50,377 --> 00:40:52,785 Hey. We've already landed. 310 00:40:54,966 --> 00:40:57,835 - Where are we? - On a barn. 311 00:40:57,968 --> 00:41:01,834 A barn? I don't believe this is happening to me. 312 00:41:01,971 --> 00:41:05,755 You know what this is? This is the worst day of my life. 313 00:41:05,892 --> 00:41:09,012 You know why? Because of you, barf bag. 314 00:41:11,438 --> 00:41:14,806 Hey, pubic hair, I'm talking to you! 315 00:41:14,941 --> 00:41:19,106 I think we'd better get away before somebody spots this chopper. 316 00:41:19,236 --> 00:41:22,605 Uh, no way, Jos�. I'm staying right here. 317 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:26,108 As long as we got these, where I go, you go. 318 00:41:49,598 --> 00:41:51,638 Hello there! 319 00:41:51,768 --> 00:41:55,432 Get the hell out of there! Let's go! 320 00:42:03,194 --> 00:42:06,314 Look what the hell you've done to my barn! Who are you? 321 00:42:06,448 --> 00:42:10,991 This guy's an escaped killer, the helicopter's stolen and I'm his hostage. 322 00:42:11,118 --> 00:42:14,403 You stole a police helicopter? What do you think I am, stupid? 323 00:42:14,538 --> 00:42:20,293 It happens to be true, jock-itch. Call the cops and let 'em know where we are. 324 00:42:20,419 --> 00:42:23,870 Did you hear that, boys? All we gotta do is call the cops. 325 00:42:24,006 --> 00:42:27,538 - While we're at it, let's call the governor. - And the president. 326 00:42:27,674 --> 00:42:30,592 Look, penis envy, if you don't call the cops, I will! 327 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,927 They're not gonna call anybody. 328 00:42:33,055 --> 00:42:35,463 Look at all this shit. This is a dope farm. 329 00:42:37,684 --> 00:42:39,843 Hey! No kidding? 330 00:42:41,436 --> 00:42:43,726 You guys grow marijuana? 331 00:42:44,983 --> 00:42:48,896 Come on, let's light up a few joints and party. 332 00:42:49,028 --> 00:42:52,029 This little girl wants to party. 333 00:42:52,155 --> 00:42:56,651 - We should give the girl what she wants. - Oh, yes. 334 00:42:56,785 --> 00:42:59,572 - Kiss my ass! - Get away from her. 335 00:43:00,123 --> 00:43:01,830 You bastard! 336 00:43:12,049 --> 00:43:14,089 - Hold this bitch down. - With pleasure. 337 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:20,044 Get off me, you fucking son of a bitch! 338 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:25,014 Want me to hurt you, baby? Want me to hurt you? Cos I'll hurt you. 339 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:26,769 No! 340 00:43:26,897 --> 00:43:30,846 Nothing you can do about it. Just lay back and enjoy it. 341 00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:33,226 Don't, you son of a bitch! 342 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,563 - Come on, baby. Come on. - No! Murphy! 343 00:43:37,989 --> 00:43:42,532 Let's be friends. Cos I'm gonna give it to you like you ain't never had it before. 344 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:45,911 - Don't! - I want her second, Kelly. 345 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:52,496 Murphy! Don't! Get off, you... 346 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,799 Look, don't do it! Don't do it! 347 00:44:04,013 --> 00:44:06,505 Don't do it, man. Please don't do it. 348 00:44:06,642 --> 00:44:12,559 - Not having such a good time now? - Please, man, don't kill us. Please, man. 349 00:44:12,688 --> 00:44:17,647 First one who sticks his head out the door gets it blown off. 350 00:44:17,776 --> 00:44:20,862 OK, man. OK. 351 00:44:23,864 --> 00:44:27,862 - Can you wire that truck? - Does the Pope shit in the woods? 352 00:44:29,996 --> 00:44:33,247 Check this out. They left the keys. 353 00:45:27,716 --> 00:45:29,756 Hello? 354 00:45:33,179 --> 00:45:35,005 Anybody here? 355 00:45:38,393 --> 00:45:40,432 Hello? 356 00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:47,060 Murphy, come on. Murphy? Come on. Murphy, please. 357 00:45:47,191 --> 00:45:51,604 Come on. Don't dump on me, you buffalo shit. 358 00:45:57,410 --> 00:45:59,615 Hey, come on, Murphy. 359 00:45:59,745 --> 00:46:03,162 Hey, come on, Murphy. 360 00:46:06,126 --> 00:46:08,533 Hello? 361 00:46:54,546 --> 00:46:57,380 I'm calling you a doctor. 362 00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:08,722 Put that phone down. 363 00:47:10,477 --> 00:47:12,516 Who are you? 364 00:47:12,646 --> 00:47:15,978 There's a friend of yours in the other room and he's hurt. 365 00:47:16,107 --> 00:47:18,894 - What's his name? - Murphy. 366 00:47:25,784 --> 00:47:30,777 - Where did you learn stitches like that? - In the medical corps in Korea. 367 00:47:30,913 --> 00:47:35,122 - He gonna be all right? - He's got himself a concussion. 368 00:47:35,249 --> 00:47:39,200 He'll probably be OK in a couple of days or so. 369 00:47:40,795 --> 00:47:44,331 He's going to have a hell of a headache, though. 370 00:47:44,467 --> 00:47:47,882 I'm Ben Wilcove. You got a name? 371 00:47:48,010 --> 00:47:50,050 Arabella McGee. 372 00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:52,931 - You hungry, McGee? - Yeah. 373 00:47:55,393 --> 00:47:58,393 - You a cop? - I used to be. 374 00:47:59,190 --> 00:48:00,184 What happened? 375 00:48:00,315 --> 00:48:03,932 I got shot in the back with a.22 by a 16-year-old kid. 376 00:48:11,034 --> 00:48:14,650 - You don't like cops much, huh? - Not much. 377 00:48:14,786 --> 00:48:16,992 I don't either. 378 00:48:39,391 --> 00:48:41,430 - Morning. - Morning. 379 00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:46,261 - How you feeling? - I've seen better days. 380 00:48:48,818 --> 00:48:51,688 - Where's Ben? - Outside somewhere. 381 00:48:59,577 --> 00:49:02,246 Hey. You shouldn't be drinking, you know. 382 00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:04,161 Yeah, I know. 383 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,329 You always this friendly, huh? 384 00:49:10,211 --> 00:49:14,673 Listen, kid. I know you don't like me. 385 00:49:14,801 --> 00:49:16,837 Well, I don't like you. 386 00:49:16,967 --> 00:49:23,386 I know you don't wanna be here and I don't want you to be here, so let's let it go. 387 00:49:23,515 --> 00:49:25,555 Fine. 388 00:49:31,063 --> 00:49:33,521 Ow! Dammit! 389 00:49:38,155 --> 00:49:40,193 Here. 390 00:49:40,323 --> 00:49:43,488 - What the hell is it? - It happens to be an omelette. 391 00:49:44,576 --> 00:49:48,277 I thought maybe you'd like something for breakfast besides Jack Daniel's. 392 00:49:48,956 --> 00:49:52,740 Jesus. If I was going to eat anything, it wouldn't be that garbage. 393 00:49:52,877 --> 00:49:54,915 Fine, dog-snot. Don't eat it. 394 00:49:55,044 --> 00:49:56,872 Wear it! 395 00:50:07,055 --> 00:50:10,923 You know, Murphy, you have always been a stupid jerk, 396 00:50:11,060 --> 00:50:14,096 but this time you are a particular kind of stupid jerk. 397 00:50:14,230 --> 00:50:17,928 - What the hell are you talking about? - She just took off. 398 00:50:23,904 --> 00:50:26,691 It's fine by me. 399 00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:38,875 Murphy. 400 00:50:39,002 --> 00:50:41,574 You're gonna need a gun, man. 401 00:50:45,926 --> 00:50:48,416 - This gun looks familiar. - It should be. 402 00:50:48,553 --> 00:50:51,220 It's my old backup piece and it saved my butt, man. 403 00:50:51,346 --> 00:50:53,386 Maybe it can take care of yours. 404 00:50:53,514 --> 00:50:55,972 Chances are I will need it. 405 00:50:56,101 --> 00:50:59,350 No, you just get the bastard that framed you. 406 00:51:00,729 --> 00:51:02,853 Take care, old friend. 407 00:52:49,996 --> 00:52:52,037 Murph? 408 00:52:58,713 --> 00:53:00,752 McGee? 409 00:53:29,785 --> 00:53:31,362 Ugh! 410 00:54:04,858 --> 00:54:07,977 - Hey! - Why don't you just go away? 411 00:54:08,111 --> 00:54:11,728 You're a jinx. Every time you show up in my life, things go wrong. 412 00:54:11,864 --> 00:54:15,909 First I get arrested, then I get railroaded into this jailbreak. 413 00:54:16,034 --> 00:54:21,278 Why don't you just go away before an aeroplane falls on me or something? 414 00:54:21,416 --> 00:54:25,246 I'm sorry. You're not a bad guy for a cop. 415 00:54:25,377 --> 00:54:30,584 It's just that I don't wanna get involved in your problems. I got enough of my own. 416 00:54:30,714 --> 00:54:36,385 And don't worry. When I turn myself in I won't tell the cops where you are. 417 00:54:36,512 --> 00:54:39,798 Thanks. Now get in. 418 00:54:39,931 --> 00:54:42,090 Get in. 419 00:54:53,777 --> 00:54:58,735 I must have boogers for brains. What the hell am I doing here? 420 00:55:02,744 --> 00:55:05,994 - Hey, pull over. I'm hungry. - I'm not. 421 00:55:06,123 --> 00:55:09,455 Look, whisky-breath. Maybe all you need is a bottle. I want food. 422 00:55:40,487 --> 00:55:43,356 You better take a look at this. 423 00:55:45,657 --> 00:55:49,407 Terrific, huh? They think I'm your accomplice. 424 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,171 He was a pretty nice old guy, huh? 425 00:56:14,394 --> 00:56:16,765 God, who would have killed him? 426 00:56:16,896 --> 00:56:19,648 The same son of a bitch who killed my ex-wife. 427 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,276 - Frank Vincenzo. - Jesus. 428 00:56:23,403 --> 00:56:25,524 Don't you ever make any friends? 429 00:56:28,824 --> 00:56:33,568 - We're gonna split. Go. - Forget it, dog-piss! 430 00:56:33,703 --> 00:56:37,996 The only way I get off the hook is if you do, cos the cops are looking for me. 431 00:56:38,124 --> 00:56:43,000 So from now on, pal, where you go, I go. 432 00:56:44,088 --> 00:56:48,795 You stay with me, you do what I tell you. Do you hear? 433 00:57:19,662 --> 00:57:22,783 - How are you, Judge Kellerman? - Fine, thank you. 434 00:57:22,915 --> 00:57:25,404 The chef recommends you try the breast of quail 435 00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:29,077 stuffed with fresh dates, covered with raspberry vinegar sauce 436 00:57:29,211 --> 00:57:32,129 - and sprinkled with roasted hazelnuts. - Sounds good. 437 00:57:32,257 --> 00:57:36,088 - And a bottle of Veuve Clicquot. - Certainly. 438 00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:06,818 Excuse me. 439 00:58:06,955 --> 00:58:10,823 I know this is gonna sound very corny, but have we ever met? 440 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,790 - I don't know. Have we? - You seem so familiar to me. 441 00:58:14,921 --> 00:58:17,791 I was about to have dessert. Would you join me? 442 00:58:17,924 --> 00:58:20,379 I'd like that very much. 443 00:58:27,433 --> 00:58:31,761 - Doesn't that feel good? - Oh, it feels wonderful! 444 00:58:35,190 --> 00:58:37,977 - That feels so good! - How long's it been... 445 00:58:38,110 --> 00:58:43,066 Well, I must say no one since you've given me a bath has ever given me a bath. 446 00:58:43,197 --> 00:58:47,526 Oh, come, now! Certainly someone's given you a bath before. 447 00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:50,696 Ooh, are you ticklish! 448 00:58:55,457 --> 00:58:57,914 Ooh, tickle! 449 01:00:06,066 --> 01:00:08,023 Right. I'll get back to you. 450 01:00:14,948 --> 01:00:18,448 Hi, guys. I don't mean to bother you, but I got a flat tyre out there 451 01:00:18,576 --> 01:00:20,902 and I was wondering if you could help me fix it. 452 01:00:21,038 --> 01:00:23,243 - I'm freezing. - Come on inside. 453 01:00:23,373 --> 01:00:26,870 Jack, you wanna fix the lady's tyre? OK? 454 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,835 The spare's in the back. 455 01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:36,090 Well. 456 01:00:36,217 --> 01:00:41,093 Nice place you got here. Bet you a lot of important people live here. 457 01:00:41,223 --> 01:00:43,344 A few. 458 01:00:43,474 --> 01:00:46,890 Bet you none of 'em are as good-looking as you are. 459 01:00:52,233 --> 01:00:54,984 Any of these apartments empty? 460 01:00:55,111 --> 01:00:57,517 We got a couple. 461 01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:01,403 Why don't we go upstairs and take a look, huh? 462 01:01:01,532 --> 01:01:04,569 I bet the view is fantastic. 463 01:01:09,665 --> 01:01:13,248 Hey, Jack, I'm gonna take a little break. 464 01:01:13,376 --> 01:01:15,950 Be back in about 20 minutes. 465 01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:54,452 Nice bed! You know what? Pink really gets me hot. 466 01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:56,953 Yeah? Me too. 467 01:02:08,678 --> 01:02:13,221 You know what? I've never felt anything so small. 468 01:02:13,348 --> 01:02:17,429 - Agh! - Murphy! Where the hell are you? 469 01:02:18,145 --> 01:02:22,011 - What took you so long? - I didn't want to interrupt love in bloom. 470 01:02:23,816 --> 01:02:27,067 Pepe's Pizza! You never had a piece like this! 471 01:02:27,194 --> 01:02:29,651 - Hi. $9.75. - Nobody up here ordered pizza. 472 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:33,694 - Some guy named Guido. - You made a mistake. There's no Guido. 473 01:02:33,824 --> 01:02:39,698 This is the penthouse? I got a large sausage and mushroom pizza for Guido. 474 01:02:39,832 --> 01:02:44,292 - How did you get up here anyway? - The elevator, anchovy-breath. 475 01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:46,660 The elevator don't come up here without a key. 476 01:02:46,794 --> 01:02:48,539 It did for me. 477 01:02:48,673 --> 01:02:53,333 All I know is somebody owes me $9.75. I'm not budging till I get paid. 478 01:02:53,468 --> 01:02:57,714 I wouldn't if I didn't have to, pepperoni-breath. 479 01:02:57,847 --> 01:03:00,849 Where's Vincenzo? 480 01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:09,686 Yes. 481 01:03:09,818 --> 01:03:11,856 Mm-hm. 482 01:03:13,737 --> 01:03:16,441 Mm. Ooh. 483 01:03:17,783 --> 01:03:21,483 I think I'm gonna like that. Mm. 484 01:03:25,997 --> 01:03:28,370 Ooh, yeah. 485 01:03:28,501 --> 01:03:31,171 Do it. 486 01:03:31,295 --> 01:03:34,212 Mm. Do it now. 487 01:03:35,299 --> 01:03:37,504 Mm. 488 01:03:40,177 --> 01:03:43,546 Mm. Do it now. 489 01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:46,350 Oh, baby. 490 01:03:46,475 --> 01:03:50,307 - Do it. Mm... - Hey, hot pants. 491 01:03:52,272 --> 01:03:54,348 If you know what's good for you, get out. 492 01:03:54,483 --> 01:03:57,318 - Lock her in the bathroom. - Come on, Goldilocks. 493 01:03:58,864 --> 01:04:01,187 You son of a bitch. 494 01:04:01,323 --> 01:04:03,611 You killed my ex-wife and my best friend. 495 01:04:03,742 --> 01:04:06,529 I don't know what you're talking about. 496 01:04:06,659 --> 01:04:09,530 Then you had me framed for their murders. 497 01:04:12,626 --> 01:04:16,491 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Does your mother know what you do? 498 01:04:16,628 --> 01:04:18,786 I didn't do it! I didn't do it! 499 01:04:18,922 --> 01:04:22,755 No, you just paid someone else to do it. 500 01:04:22,884 --> 01:04:25,886 - And I want his name. - I don't have a name. 501 01:04:30,432 --> 01:04:34,050 You're crazy, Murphy. You're just crazy. You're really nuts. 502 01:04:34,186 --> 01:04:37,437 We're gonna play a little roulette. One bullet left. 503 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:40,265 I want a name. 504 01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:44,357 - Give me a name, Frank. - I... 505 01:04:45,447 --> 01:04:47,604 You're running out of luck, Frank. 506 01:04:48,950 --> 01:04:51,572 Help me! Danny! Ow! 507 01:04:54,578 --> 01:04:57,830 Three left, Frank. Give me a name. 508 01:04:57,959 --> 01:05:00,912 I don't have a name. 509 01:05:04,798 --> 01:05:07,916 - A name. - I didn't hurt anybody. 510 01:05:08,050 --> 01:05:10,920 I didn't kill anybody. I didn't. 511 01:05:11,053 --> 01:05:13,806 I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. 512 01:05:17,018 --> 01:05:19,685 - Two more left, Frank. - I didn't. 513 01:05:19,811 --> 01:05:22,978 The chances are 50-50, Frank. 514 01:05:23,105 --> 01:05:25,894 I hate to say it, but I think he's telling the truth. 515 01:05:38,411 --> 01:05:41,200 The gun was empty, Frank. 516 01:05:51,131 --> 01:05:54,251 - So much for your big play. Now what? - I don't know yet. 517 01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:58,547 Great. We're wanted for murder, we've got a Mafia psycho who wants to bury us 518 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:01,635 and you're out of ideas? Thanks a lot, douche bag. 519 01:06:01,766 --> 01:06:04,636 If you don't wanna hang around, go. 520 01:06:06,313 --> 01:06:10,013 - Thanks for keeping my seat warm. - Murphy, you ain't worth shit, 521 01:06:10,148 --> 01:06:13,352 but right now you're all I got. 522 01:06:32,712 --> 01:06:34,789 Aw, shit, Jack. 523 01:06:34,922 --> 01:06:38,420 You almost gave me a heart attack. 524 01:06:38,550 --> 01:06:40,957 If I help you and the department finds out, 525 01:06:41,094 --> 01:06:45,223 I could lose my badge, my pension, my career, and I owe up to here. 526 01:06:45,348 --> 01:06:49,560 My life is on the line. Someone's framed me for three murders. 527 01:06:49,685 --> 01:06:52,555 If I don't find out who, they'll put me away for a long time. 528 01:06:52,688 --> 01:06:55,393 Come on, weenie roast. Help the guy out. 529 01:06:55,525 --> 01:06:58,275 Butt out, sweetheart. Nobody's talking to you. 530 01:06:58,402 --> 01:07:02,482 - Have a hernia, motor-mouth! - Why don't you park your tongue? 531 01:07:02,613 --> 01:07:05,699 Why don't you pull on it? If you can find it. 532 01:07:05,825 --> 01:07:08,151 Why don't the both of you shut up? 533 01:07:08,287 --> 01:07:12,865 Jesus Christ! What is this, romper room? 534 01:07:13,582 --> 01:07:17,911 Art, I've run out of options. You have to help me. 535 01:07:19,963 --> 01:07:22,003 What do you want? 536 01:07:22,133 --> 01:07:25,881 I want a list of homicide cases that Wilcove and I worked on. 537 01:07:26,010 --> 01:07:30,175 Someone we put away for a lot of years. Got out in the last couple of months. 538 01:07:30,973 --> 01:07:34,425 - To do that I gotta use the computer. - Yeah. 539 01:07:34,561 --> 01:07:37,976 - Where will I get authorisation for that? - You'll find a way. 540 01:07:38,104 --> 01:07:40,392 Oh, right. Thanks. 541 01:07:40,524 --> 01:07:43,311 You're welcome, dildo-nose. 542 01:07:43,444 --> 01:07:47,310 How much money do I pay you clowns to protect me? 543 01:07:47,447 --> 01:07:53,401 What happens? Some cop waltzes in here, you don't do a goddamn thing about it. 544 01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:57,237 Put the word on the street. $10,000 to anybody who knows where Murphy is. 545 01:07:57,374 --> 01:07:59,579 I want him. You hear me? 546 01:07:59,707 --> 01:08:01,867 And you better find him for me, 547 01:08:02,003 --> 01:08:06,912 or there's gonna be four corpses floating in the goddamn marina! 548 01:08:23,938 --> 01:08:25,977 What? 549 01:08:26,107 --> 01:08:28,148 Nothing. 550 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:40,365 - Don't you have something to do? - No. 551 01:08:47,502 --> 01:08:49,542 Damn. 552 01:08:51,173 --> 01:08:53,794 What am I, a TV? 553 01:08:53,926 --> 01:08:57,127 Maybe you want to look at me, but I don't want to look at you. 554 01:08:57,261 --> 01:09:00,011 Who says I wanna look at you? 555 01:09:16,905 --> 01:09:19,988 Sometimes I got a big mouth. 556 01:09:20,116 --> 01:09:22,866 No comment. 557 01:09:22,993 --> 01:09:26,493 - It's one of my faults. - You have faults? 558 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:32,494 - You ain't no charmer either, you know. - Oh, yeah? 559 01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:34,121 Yeah. 560 01:09:37,255 --> 01:09:39,296 Maybe. 561 01:09:42,177 --> 01:09:45,297 - Wanna sandwich? - Sure. 562 01:09:49,099 --> 01:09:53,265 - No mayonnaise. - How can you eat a sandwich without it? 563 01:09:53,396 --> 01:09:56,515 - I don't like mayonnaise. - Everybody likes mayonnaise. 564 01:09:56,649 --> 01:09:59,056 I don't like mayonnaise. 565 01:10:01,486 --> 01:10:04,108 OK. No mayonnaise. 566 01:10:05,408 --> 01:10:07,731 - How old are you, kid? - Why? 567 01:10:07,867 --> 01:10:11,996 - Just wondering. - How long have I been stealing cars? 568 01:10:12,121 --> 01:10:14,658 I know to you I'm just a lowlife. 569 01:10:14,790 --> 01:10:18,835 The way I see it, being a thief is better than being a whore. 570 01:10:21,045 --> 01:10:23,715 I never said you were a lowlife. 571 01:10:29,054 --> 01:10:31,972 Eat your sandwich. 572 01:10:39,397 --> 01:10:41,851 How old are you? 573 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,440 Too old. 574 01:10:45,568 --> 01:10:48,357 For what? 575 01:10:52,491 --> 01:10:58,078 You're not so bad. You stop the boozing, you'd look a lot better. 576 01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:03,126 - Thanks. - I'm serious. 577 01:11:03,752 --> 01:11:08,994 Besides... personally, I like 'em older. 578 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,423 Is that so? 579 01:11:14,513 --> 01:11:18,378 - Is it true what they say about cops? - What? 580 01:11:18,515 --> 01:11:24,436 That their... their guns are substitutes for their wangs. 581 01:11:26,231 --> 01:11:29,648 - Don't you count on it. - Oh, yeah? 582 01:11:30,651 --> 01:11:32,275 Prove it. 583 01:11:42,872 --> 01:11:45,575 - Yeah? - I got three names for you. 584 01:11:45,707 --> 01:11:49,325 - Shoot. - Remember a guy named Red LaSalle? 585 01:11:49,461 --> 01:11:51,787 I don't think this is his style. 586 01:11:51,921 --> 01:11:55,622 - Number two is Jerry Myers. - I remember him. 587 01:11:55,759 --> 01:11:59,887 You tagged him for taking out a union leader. He swore he'd nail you. 588 01:12:01,848 --> 01:12:04,849 - What about number three? - It's a real long shot. 589 01:12:04,975 --> 01:12:08,391 This happened about ten years ago. Do you remember Joan Freeman? 590 01:12:08,521 --> 01:12:10,762 They put her in Camarillo. 591 01:12:11,690 --> 01:12:16,766 - Not any more. They cut her loose. - Jesus. Where is she now? 592 01:12:16,903 --> 01:12:20,948 She's staying in one of those old downtown hotels called the Sunset. 593 01:12:21,949 --> 01:12:25,697 Listen, Art. What was the judge's name at her trial? 594 01:12:25,828 --> 01:12:29,873 Uh... Kellerman. Hear what happened to him? He fried himself. 595 01:12:29,998 --> 01:12:33,285 Murphy? Are you still there? 596 01:12:40,342 --> 01:12:42,380 Joan? 597 01:12:46,222 --> 01:12:48,261 Joan? 598 01:12:51,058 --> 01:12:54,262 - How have you been doing? - Pretty well. 599 01:12:54,396 --> 01:12:56,639 No trouble adjusting to the outside world? 600 01:12:56,775 --> 01:13:00,604 I don't think so. I feel pretty good about myself. 601 01:13:00,735 --> 01:13:03,984 Good. How's the job working out? 602 01:13:04,654 --> 01:13:08,440 Well, actually I decided not to take it. 603 01:13:10,203 --> 01:13:14,828 - Why not? - Cos I got another job. A better job. 604 01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:19,491 Terrific. Doing what? 605 01:13:19,626 --> 01:13:22,831 In a way, you see, I owe it all to you. 606 01:13:22,965 --> 01:13:26,296 You taught me I could do anything I wanted. 607 01:13:27,175 --> 01:13:30,462 You taught me how to believe in myself. 608 01:13:34,641 --> 01:13:37,892 Wonderful. So what's the job? 609 01:13:38,021 --> 01:13:40,010 I'll show you. 610 01:13:48,195 --> 01:13:50,235 What's this? 611 01:13:52,281 --> 01:13:54,321 My job. 612 01:13:56,536 --> 01:13:59,241 I don't understand. Who are these people? 613 01:13:59,373 --> 01:14:02,242 The ones who sent me away. 614 01:14:11,176 --> 01:14:14,625 You never should have let me out, you know. 615 01:14:14,761 --> 01:14:17,547 I really am crazy. 616 01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:19,804 Ugh! 617 01:14:47,958 --> 01:14:51,410 The hotel is not responsible for the loss of personal valuables. 618 01:14:51,546 --> 01:14:54,166 I'm talking almost $200, man. 619 01:14:54,298 --> 01:14:56,539 Look, Helen Keller, read my lips. 620 01:14:56,675 --> 01:15:01,715 The hotel is not responsible for the loss of personal valuables. 621 01:15:01,846 --> 01:15:08,430 Oh, yeah? When it comes time to pay my rent, we'll see who's responsible. 622 01:15:08,561 --> 01:15:10,803 Fucking schwarzer. 623 01:15:13,482 --> 01:15:18,191 - Which room is Joan Freeman in? - Sorry, pal, the guest list is confidential. 624 01:15:19,071 --> 01:15:21,691 - Can you count to five? - Sure. 625 01:15:21,823 --> 01:15:26,981 - How would you like to try without teeth? - It's, uh, 604. 626 01:15:58,941 --> 01:16:02,224 Yeah, this is Marty down at the Sunset. 627 01:16:14,829 --> 01:16:16,870 What are we doing here? 628 01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:20,413 Just looking. 629 01:16:20,544 --> 01:16:22,583 Sounds like fun. 630 01:17:04,959 --> 01:17:06,370 Murphy! 631 01:17:07,713 --> 01:17:09,336 Could you come here? 632 01:17:09,462 --> 01:17:12,749 - Come on, man, what room? - They're in 604. 633 01:17:12,884 --> 01:17:14,923 Hey! Where's my money? 634 01:17:15,053 --> 01:17:18,336 - Who's that stiff? - I don't know, but I gotta get to Malibu. 635 01:17:18,471 --> 01:17:23,466 Malibu? Don't you think it's a little cold to go surfing? 636 01:18:06,767 --> 01:18:08,806 Go! 637 01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:19,353 Happened about ten years ago. 638 01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:24,692 She had a boyfriend who worked as a security guard in the Bradbury Building. 639 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:30,242 She was down there visiting him one day and they got into an argument. 640 01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,491 Then she flipped out, grabbed his gun and shot him. 641 01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:39,045 By the time we got there, she was up on the roof with a hostage. 642 01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:41,210 That's why she framed you. 643 01:18:41,340 --> 01:18:44,957 She killed Wilcove cos he was your partner and you arrested her. 644 01:18:45,093 --> 01:18:48,260 And Kellerman because he was the judge at the trial. 645 01:18:49,139 --> 01:18:51,593 But who's this guy in Malibu? 646 01:18:52,224 --> 01:18:55,593 Albert Skinner? He was the prosecutor. 647 01:19:18,123 --> 01:19:20,875 Mr Skinner? 648 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,209 Nice digs. 649 01:19:23,337 --> 01:19:28,163 This dude must have robbed a couple of banks, huh? 650 01:19:28,299 --> 01:19:32,841 I'll take a look upstairs. If I see any bodies, I'll give a yell. 651 01:19:32,970 --> 01:19:35,378 Mr Skinner? 652 01:19:40,935 --> 01:19:43,344 Hey, Mr Skinner? 653 01:19:44,607 --> 01:19:46,645 Hey! 654 01:19:48,193 --> 01:19:51,359 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 655 01:20:13,675 --> 01:20:16,046 Skinner? 656 01:20:26,062 --> 01:20:28,101 McGee? 657 01:20:29,188 --> 01:20:31,228 Arabella? 658 01:20:36,738 --> 01:20:38,778 Arabella? 659 01:21:06,182 --> 01:21:08,423 - Homicide. - Give me Art Penney. 660 01:21:08,559 --> 01:21:11,310 - He isn't here. - Let me talk to the lieutenant. 661 01:21:11,437 --> 01:21:14,472 - He's not here either. - Oh, damn. Who's this? 662 01:21:14,606 --> 01:21:17,606 This is Sergeant Reineke. Who the hell is this? 663 01:21:17,734 --> 01:21:19,561 Shit. 664 01:21:19,695 --> 01:21:22,978 - Ed, it's Murphy. - Murphy, you son of a bitch. 665 01:21:23,113 --> 01:21:26,898 - I know who killed Ben Wilcove. - Yeah, it was you, you bastard. 666 01:21:27,033 --> 01:21:29,192 Shut up and pay attention. 667 01:21:29,328 --> 01:21:32,698 I've been set up, framed by a woman. Her name's Joan Freeman. 668 01:21:32,831 --> 01:21:35,700 You talk to Art. He knows who she is. 669 01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:40,080 Have the lieutenant send some men to the Bradbury Building. She's on her way. 670 01:21:40,213 --> 01:21:43,665 All right, I'll do that, but come on in, we'll talk about it. 671 01:21:43,799 --> 01:21:47,049 I don't have time for this crap. The woman has a hostage. 672 01:21:47,178 --> 01:21:50,675 Get hold of the lieutenant and I'll meet him down there. 673 01:21:55,101 --> 01:21:57,307 Hey, Ed. What are you doing? 674 01:21:58,229 --> 01:22:00,268 Fine. Fine. 675 01:24:02,259 --> 01:24:04,299 - He's inside. - Go get him. 676 01:24:04,429 --> 01:24:07,595 - Alone? - What are you, afraid of him? 677 01:24:31,995 --> 01:24:35,659 - Murphy? - Up here. 678 01:24:48,802 --> 01:24:52,087 - She's somewhere in the building. - Who? Your fairy godmother? 679 01:24:52,222 --> 01:24:55,591 Hold it right there. Put your gun down. 680 01:24:56,894 --> 01:25:00,344 - Where's the lieutenant? - He's at home watching TV. 681 01:25:00,478 --> 01:25:03,149 Put it down! 682 01:25:10,364 --> 01:25:14,693 You don't have to worry, Jack. I got a friend waiting for you outside. 683 01:25:14,827 --> 01:25:17,578 Frankie Vincenzo wants to share some pasta with you. 684 01:25:17,705 --> 01:25:20,372 You dirty bastard. 685 01:25:20,498 --> 01:25:22,622 You're on the wrong side, Jack. 686 01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:26,084 But it doesn't matter. You always were a loser anyway. Come on. 687 01:25:38,098 --> 01:25:40,470 You're running out of friends, Murphy. 688 01:25:41,225 --> 01:25:43,265 You better hurry! 689 01:25:45,897 --> 01:25:48,434 We're waiting for you. 690 01:27:08,054 --> 01:27:10,842 Where the fuck is he? 691 01:27:10,975 --> 01:27:13,679 Maybe he ain't coming back. 692 01:27:15,938 --> 01:27:20,016 Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's do it. 693 01:27:58,352 --> 01:28:00,594 Who does he think he is? Cochise? 694 01:28:01,396 --> 01:28:03,435 Find him! 695 01:30:13,935 --> 01:30:17,184 Al? Al, did you get him? 696 01:30:17,313 --> 01:30:20,930 Why don't you come up and get me yourself, Frank? 697 01:30:30,158 --> 01:30:33,242 Remember what I told you about Murphy's Law? 698 01:30:47,632 --> 01:30:50,550 Did you remember what I told you? 699 01:30:50,676 --> 01:30:52,835 Don't fuck with Jack Murphy. 700 01:30:57,975 --> 01:31:01,474 You're pretty good, Murphy. But not good enough. 701 01:31:16,701 --> 01:31:19,074 It's time for your girlfriend to die. 702 01:31:19,203 --> 01:31:22,822 Say bye-bye to the little bitch. 703 01:33:07,803 --> 01:33:10,293 What took you so long, butt-crust? 704 01:33:25,527 --> 01:33:27,486 No! 705 01:33:28,447 --> 01:33:30,735 Now it's just you and me. 706 01:33:41,293 --> 01:33:44,210 Do you really hate me now, Murphy? 707 01:33:46,505 --> 01:33:49,838 Could you possibly hate me as much as I hate you? 708 01:34:38,094 --> 01:34:40,632 Please... help me. 709 01:34:49,479 --> 01:34:53,227 Help me. Please. 710 01:35:09,540 --> 01:35:11,947 Help me, dammit! 711 01:35:22,595 --> 01:35:27,503 Oh... You go to hell! 712 01:35:29,183 --> 01:35:31,589 Ladies first. 713 01:36:09,762 --> 01:36:11,919 Move 'em back! Move 'em back! 714 01:36:12,055 --> 01:36:14,725 Move these people back. 715 01:36:19,561 --> 01:36:21,602 Lift. 716 01:36:21,732 --> 01:36:23,770 - You got it? - Yeah. 717 01:36:26,151 --> 01:36:28,191 These go over your side. 718 01:36:32,282 --> 01:36:35,318 Yeah, in the socket. DOA. 719 01:36:35,452 --> 01:36:41,490 Hey, would you dinosaur dorks move it before I bleed to death? 720 01:36:41,625 --> 01:36:44,661 - There it is. - Jesus Christ! 721 01:36:44,795 --> 01:36:48,210 What are you grinning at, snot-rag? 722 01:36:49,340 --> 01:36:54,629 Next time... Next time I get hold of a bar of soap, 723 01:36:54,761 --> 01:37:00,964 I'm gonna wash out your mouth all the way down to the other end of your body. 724 01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:05,098 Yeah, well, blow it out your ass, sperm count. 725 01:37:06,188 --> 01:37:09,687 Guess I'll make that a case of soap. 726 01:37:12,445 --> 01:37:17,401 LA's just a movie set, you're a flash in the pan 727 01:37:17,532 --> 01:37:22,195 Sweat drips from your forehead while your foot's stuck in the sand 728 01:37:22,327 --> 01:37:27,570 You're pushing 105 on the freeway cos you've got to get to nowhere 729 01:37:27,708 --> 01:37:32,501 You see the flashing red in your rear-view but you don't care 730 01:37:32,631 --> 01:37:35,665 Murphy's Law 731 01:37:35,799 --> 01:37:44,304 If anything could possibly go wrong, it will 732 01:37:44,433 --> 01:37:46,010 Hey 733 01:37:46,143 --> 01:37:51,479 You wait in line to pay the fine but you're standing at the wrong window 734 01:37:51,605 --> 01:37:56,481 Then she says "We close at five, so come back tomorrow" 735 01:37:56,611 --> 01:38:01,686 You dodge the traffic, you fight the smog but the paper's in the mail 736 01:38:01,823 --> 01:38:06,200 Somehow you knew all along that you would fail 737 01:38:06,328 --> 01:38:08,782 Murphy's Law 738 01:38:08,913 --> 01:38:11,664 It could happen to you 739 01:38:11,791 --> 01:38:13,912 Murphy's Law 740 01:38:14,042 --> 01:38:18,669 You better know what to do 741 01:38:18,798 --> 01:38:24,965 Murphy said if anything could possibly go wrong 742 01:38:25,095 --> 01:38:30,219 It will 743 01:38:30,350 --> 01:38:35,225 You may be down and out, you may not have a friend 744 01:38:35,353 --> 01:38:40,726 But there's something inside driving you, you never let the freeway end 745 01:38:40,858 --> 01:38:45,603 You say when you're not looking, that's when things are found 746 01:38:45,738 --> 01:38:50,565 But when everyone's out looking for you, it takes guts to turn around 747 01:38:50,701 --> 01:38:58,246 Murphy's Law 748 01:38:58,500 --> 01:39:04,004 Murphy's Law 749 01:39:05,305 --> 01:40:05,170 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==-59469

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