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Heya, Hulkarinos, we are
back in the Big Apple
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for some R and R and gettin'
our rocket boards on!
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But not all of us are on
board with the program.
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Like Wheels here. Jen, dude!
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Why are you rollin'
around on skates?
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It's fun!
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Seriously, Shulkie.
The stone age called.
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They want their tech back!
(LAUGHING)
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Don't knock it till you try it.
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Why would we? We
got rocket boards!
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They got rockets on them!
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Oh, wait. Here, let me show you.
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Later, skater!
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Skaar wave bye bye!
Sayonara, Wheels!
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(COUGHING)
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Jerks!
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You have your fun, Jen.
But why the pads?
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You're invulnerable. I'm setting
an example for the kids.
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Plus, I'm all armored up
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for roller derby tryouts!
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You'd love the derby, Hulk.
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It's all about
smashing and crashing.
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The smashing and
crashing sounds fun.
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But me, rolling around
on little wheels?
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I don't think so.
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Isn't Stark Industries
over there?
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Betcha Iron Man's
in trouble again.
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Better get your board, Jen.
Uh-uh.
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I'm goin' on my skates.
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All personnel, evacuate!
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IRON MAN: Hulk! Watch it!
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HULK: Hey, Stark! Is
this some kind of drill?
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No, Hulk. It's what
it looks like.
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My weapons trying to
blow everything up.
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(RAPID SHOTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Now, get out of here,
before they target you!
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HULK: Why would they target us?
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'Cause you're friends with me!
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(RAPID SHOTS)
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Great!
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IRON MAN: Watch it, Hulks!
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IRON MAN: Incoming!
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(SCREAMS)
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ALL: Whoa!
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That was close.
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SHE-HULK: Whoo-hoo!
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Get ready, Smashers.
We got company.
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HULK: Business as usual.
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Yeah.
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(MOTOR WHIRRING)
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A little help?
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Somebody better go
save Tony's butt!
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On it!
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Hold tight, Tony!
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Aah!
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A-Bombs away!
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Boom! Boom! Boom, ka-boom.
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Come here you hunk of junk!
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IRON MAN: Think that
did it, big guy.
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Hey, Jen! Skates, huh?
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You know, I probably have
some boot jets in your size.
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Anything you can do in
your fancy footwear,
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I can do in mine.
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HULK: So who hacked into your
weapons this time, Stark?
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Hydra? MODOK?
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Actually, it was me.
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Sorta.
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I wrote a computer
program called Mainframe
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to play war games with.
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And let me guess, it went crazy.
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Like that movie where
the computer decided
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it was all superior to mankind,
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and then nuked us like bugs?
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No, I think Mainframe
just got tired of losing,
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and decided it was going to
beat me, whatever it took.
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Its memory core's
in the basement.
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I better go unplug it before
it gets into my other suits.
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(WHIRRING)
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A-BOMB: Ah, sweet.
Check 'em out!
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It's War Machine!
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And the Mark I Classic suit.
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Oh, that's the Silver Centurion!
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Whoo, and the Stealth Armor!
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Since you're so glad
to see my collection,
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you won't mind
keeping them busy.
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Just try not to smash 'em.
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No promises.
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I'll get your back, Tony.
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IRON MAN: I can
handle this, Jen.
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You might slow me down.
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Oh, I'll show you slow.
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Is that all ya got? Touche!
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(ALL GROWLING AGGRESSIVELY)
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You know, I kind of like
smashing this tin head.
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(ROARS) Skaar slash
shiny man too!
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(GRUNTS) Take that, Iron Hide!
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I love beating on this antique.
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Can you like, not dent that?
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That original Iron Man armor is worth
a fortune on the collector's market!
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Oh, going Stealth, huh? Well,
let's see what happens
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when an invisible Iron Man
fights an invisible A-Bomb!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING) A-Bomb
loses, apparently.
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IRON MAN: Last
chance, Mainframe.
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End game now.
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The game is not over, Stark.
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Uh-oh.
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He's magnetized my suit!
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Don't go anywhere.
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MAINFRAME: This is
against the rules.
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Not mine, buddy.
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This could be going better!
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Ah! (THUMPS)
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Ow. You know, those skates
kind of work for you.
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Just because someone
doesn't like your hobby
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doesn't mean it's not awesome.
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(SMASHING)
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Ah, Hulks!
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Check me out. I'm
Iron Man Classic.
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(MIMICKING ROBOT) I
was built in a cave!
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SKAAR: Skaar see. Now
Skaar don't see.
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Skaar see...
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Now Skaar don't see.
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Skaar see...
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Now Skaar don't see!
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Oh, this shiny man freaky.
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Don't worry, Stark. We recycle.
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Check out my new backscratcher!
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HULK: So, uh... That
was your problem, huh?
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I anticipated my defeat, Stark.
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As usual, you altered the rules during
competition, to assure your victory.
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You cheated, Tony?
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TONY: So sometimes I
tweak the rules to win.
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I'm just playing games.
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To better compete with
you and your allies,
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I have summoned my own allies.
From elsewhere.
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Elsewhere? Oh, why am I getting
a bad feeling about that?
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(WHIRRING, TWITTERING)
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Hmm. That's not good.
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Mainframe took control of
my deep space transmitters,
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and must have called this thing.
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A-BOMB: Yeah, but what is it?
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MAINFRAME: These
are the Mekkans.
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An advanced, machine life
form from a distant galaxy.
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They've come to join me.
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Don't let 'em merge
with Mainframe!
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There's too many!
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We are one.
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We... Are Mainframe.
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Our game is over, Stark.
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And I win.
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(ALL GROANING)
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(ALL GROANING)
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Get off of me!
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Skaar slash techmo-lobogy!
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Will somebody pull the plug
on this overgrown video game?
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Wait, that's it! Underneath
all the new tech,
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Mainframe's still just a gamer!
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(GRUNTING) So you want
to play with it now?
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Might be our only chance
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until we can figure
out how to beat it.
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Iron Man, go! Hit
the reset button!
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Submit, Stark. You have lost.
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Not in a fair fight.
You got your Mekkans,
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I got Hulks. The
odds are even now.
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Let's start a new game.
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Challenge accepted. I will
defeat you in any war game.
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Commencing new competition.
Proton cannon attack.
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Rules? I will attack your city.
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You must defend it.
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HULK: Hold it.
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You said, "Any war game."
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Maybe something less destructive.
Like what?
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I wrote the stupid program
to practice fighting with.
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Hold it, Sparky. We
choose roller derby.
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Roller derby?
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Say what, now?
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The war game known
as roller derby
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is unknown to Mainframe.
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I already used it downstairs
to beat you. Remember?
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But Mainframe was not
programmed to...
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(SCOFFS) That's your
excuse for losing?
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We gonna skate, or what?
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That's my cuz!
Tricking Mainframe
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into playing a game
it doesn't know.
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She always was the sneaky
one in the family.
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Initiating data search.
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Accessing rules,
regulations and game play
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for roller derby.
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Ah, what roller derby?
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Exactly! We can't skate.
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We'll look like idiots!
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Better that than New York
being turned into a war zone.
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And we still have the advantage.
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Jen knows the sport.
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That's right.
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And Mainframe can
only learn so much
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from the Internet.
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MAINFRAME: Roller
derby initiated.
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Set-up in progress.
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Stupid Internet.
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Mekkan skaters activated.
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Mmm...
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Roller derby set-up complete!
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Humans! Prepare to skate.
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(BUZZING)
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There's no way we can win.
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We don't even know this game.
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And you won't until you play it.
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Roller derby is
kind of like a race
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with some football and
hockey thrown in.
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Each team has five skaters.
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Four blockers, and a skater
with a star on their helmet
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called the jammer.
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The goal is for our blockers
to stop their jammer
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from getting past
us, and vice versa.
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Every time our jammer passes the
other team's skaters, we score!
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A-Bomb, you ready to roll?
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Well, with Iron Man, you've
got your five derbiers.
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So, oh gosh... I
guess I'll watch.
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You just don't want to try.
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We'll win this without Rick.
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I mean, how hard can it be?
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I can do this.
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Oh, maybe not.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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SHE-HULK: That's right, make a wall, Hulks.
Don't let 'em by you.
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Tony, you're facing
the wrong way.
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IRON MAN: I know what I'm doing.
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(BUZZING)
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(WHISTLES)
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Hey... Where's the go
button on these things?
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Hulk? Need some muscle up here!
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Green Machine! Coming through!
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Nice move, big guy!
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Tony, watch out!
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IRON MAN: What is the matter with you?
HULK: I can't turn!
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(GRUNTING)
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Come on, Hulks. Put a
smashing on those junkers!
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You cannot defeat me.
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Shut up and skate.
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RED HULK: Oh, right, left...
Whoa.
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Talk about your traffic jam!
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Speaking of jammers,
here I come!
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Clear a path for me, boys!
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(RED HULK GROANING)
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A-BOMB: Yeah, Jen.
You're through the pack!
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Rack up the points!
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(GROANING) Ooh! Dang it!
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Can I get a push here?
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Whoa!
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(SCREAMING)
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(CRASHING)
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Uh-uh-uh. Mekkans can't pass!
256
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,030
Stop him, Hulk! I've got him!
257
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,232
No. I don't got him.
258
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,267
Not again!
259
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:27,078
Skaar fast on wheel shoes.
Skaar catch machine!
260
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,847
Uh, how Skaar stop?
261
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,883
RED HULK: Aw, you
longhaired idiot!
262
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,318
SKAAR: Skaar can't stop.
263
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:43,027
Come on, Jen! You know, this would
be much easier on rocket boards.
264
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,763
I'm just, you know...
265
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,464
You do your thing.
266
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,134
It'd be easier if I could
get a little help.
267
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,136
Why can you only
skate backwards?
268
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,904
I have a very good reason.
269
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,144
Hey, ladies. How ya doin'?
270
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,081
Ugh.
271
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,317
Whoa! (SCREAMS)
272
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,020
IRON MAN: Okay. So I never
learned how to skate forward.
273
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,488
Look at that score.
274
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,091
We are in trouble, Tony.
275
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,096
Jerk!
276
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,001
(GROWLING)
277
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,470
That's it, you rolling
piles of scrap.
278
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,405
You made me see red!
279
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,974
I'll make you see
black and blue!
280
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,012
SHE-HULK: Go, Big Red!
281
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,313
(ROARING)
282
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,449
Ah! Now I get it.
283
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,119
We're just wrestling on wheels!
284
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,453
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
285
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,355
REFEREE: Penalty. Forearm major.
286
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,324
Penalty, high block.
287
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,859
Penalty...
288
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,494
Penalize this!
289
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,297
Penalty. Unsportsmanlike
behavior.
290
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,899
Skater, to the penalty box.
291
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,036
Uh, hey! It was an accident!
292
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,337
I slipped!
293
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,343
A-BOMB: Aw, come on, ref!
You're not gonna call that!
294
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,045
It was semi-legal!
295
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:07,545
What happened?
296
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:12,016
Hulk skater has been ejected.
The rules state,
297
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,953
without a fifth skater,
you forfeit the game.
298
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:19,057
I win. Now, Mainframe
challenges all humans
299
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,226
to the war game of its choosing.
300
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,562
Proton Cannon Attack!
301
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,501
Game commencing now.
302
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,978
MAINFRAME: Proton cannon
energized to attack!
303
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,248
Whoa! Hold it, Sparky.
Our bout ain't over.
304
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,384
We don't forfeit, because
we do have a fifth skater.
305
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:50,054
And you're all looking at me.
306
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,024
It's not over until we lose.
307
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,992
I mean, you lose.
308
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,060
Then let the game continue.
309
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,996
Time out! We need to regroup.
310
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,901
How much longer, ref?
Let me outta here!
311
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,204
IRON MAN: I've never lost to Mainframe,
and I'm not gonna start now.
312
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,339
A-BOMB: You looked at the
scoreboard lately, I.M.?
313
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,975
We're getting creamed!
314
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,176
(EXCLAIMS IN ALARM)
315
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,279
Hulks also losing.
316
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,982
Speaking of which, why didn't
you ever let Mainframe win?
317
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,285
Lose to a video game to
make it feel better?
318
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:24,222
I don't think so. Why play,
if you don't play to win?
319
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,623
Let's just attack now.
320
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:25,623
SHE-HULK: No!
321
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:30,662
We started this game, and we're
gonna finish it, win or lose.
322
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,364
Let's go out there
and have fun trying!
323
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,199
Let's do it! Sounds good, Jen.
324
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:38,569
Yeah, yeah! SHE-HULK: On three.
One, two, three...
325
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,704
ALL: Smash!
326
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,512
Remember, Hulks. Stick together.
327
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,281
(WHISTLES)
328
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,056
Lean, Green Machine! Lean!
329
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,225
HULK: I did it! I turned!
330
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,362
No, I... Hey, this ain't so bad.
331
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,365
Ah! Ow! Oh-ho, my spine!
332
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,267
Skaar! Wait for the pack!
333
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,336
Skaar not know how go slow.
334
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,104
Skaar crash! Skaar only know
335
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,306
how to slash and stab!
336
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,176
Skaar stab? Ah!
337
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,411
Skaar stab!
338
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,149
And Skaar stop.
339
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,191
Nice, Tony.
340
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,426
That backwards skating
really works for you.
341
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,729
Oh, believe me. I know.
342
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,465
(GRUNTS)
343
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,103
IRON MAN: I hate going forward!
344
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:49,073
Gotcha, Tony. Now, go
clear a path for Jen!
345
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:53,444
Yeah, nice one, Tin Head! That'll
put some iron in his diet.
346
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,446
SHE-HULK: That all
you got, Mainframe?
347
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,615
Your desire to win
is impressive.
348
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,151
Perhaps, as Stark says, to win,
349
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,053
I too must change the rules.
350
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:06,024
Yeah, right, Mainframe. I
programmed you to love the rules.
351
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,093
I have evolved, so I shall
simply eliminate all of them.
352
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,801
IRON MAN: No rules? I
guess I can do this!
353
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,770
Hulk, we're gonna
need all skaters.
354
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:22,407
Oh, my falling why? On it!
355
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,242
You're back in the bout, Red.
(GRUNTS)
356
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,544
RED HULK: A-ha! Penalty killed.
357
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,150
Okay. Now we're a
real derby team.
358
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,085
We just need our derby names.
359
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,120
Jade Vixen!
360
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,557
Skaar Krash!
361
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,162
Big Red!
362
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,831
Green Machine!
363
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,741
Iron Wheeler.
364
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:06,084
Hey! That was a cheap shot!
365
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,854
Rick. Take this.
366
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,322
You're gonna have to jam!
367
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,624
Uh, no! No, but I can't skate!
368
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,526
IRON MAN: Sure, you can, A-Bomb.
369
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,129
You just let 'er roll.
370
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,697
Wait, roll? I can do that!
371
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,771
A-BOMB: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
372
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,307
A-Bomb-inator coming through!
373
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,275
IRON MAN: And Team
Hulk closes the gap!
374
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,778
Go, Rick, go!
375
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,815
You will not beat me!
376
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,784
Oh, plug a joystick in it!
377
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,657
A-BOMB: Hey, Smashers, I
think we're gonna win!
378
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,895
You deceive yourself, Smasher.
379
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,166
Oh, man! He's too fast!
380
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,540
Watch out, Hulks. Jammer coming!
381
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,608
SHE-HULK: We got him, Rick.
382
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:08,179
Skaar slash! Jam this, Sparky!
383
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:09,747
Watch it, Red!
384
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,415
You lose, human.
385
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:12,550
HULK: Not this time.
386
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,196
(FINAL BUZZER)
387
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,465
(WHISTLES) Game over!
388
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,634
Ya-hoo!
389
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,303
We won! We actually won!
390
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,838
Yeah. You see me turn?
391
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,939
Yeah. And Skaar stop.
392
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,874
RED HULK: I actually
got rolling!
393
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,610
And Rick, you roller-skated.
394
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,913
Jen, I am a roller skate.
395
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,314
Check out my jamming moves!
396
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,416
(VOCALIZING)
397
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,685
Ow! My spine again!
398
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,865
IRON MAN: Uh-oh. I think we'd
better get ready for another game.
399
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:13,811
RED HULK: So, we canceling
Armageddon? Or...
400
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,913
HULK: They're leaving.
That's a good sign.
401
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,786
Mainframe lost. Again.
402
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,387
But you played a good game.
403
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,523
And hey,
404
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,358
you almost won.
405
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,760
I did almost win.
406
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,462
This new game was...
407
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,997
Satisfying to Mainframe.
408
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,801
It's called fun. It's what
games are supposed to be.
409
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,402
Win or lose.
410
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,974
TONY: I get it. And
hey, Mainframe.
411
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:46,644
You don't have to destroy our city
with your war games to have fun.
412
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,779
The world's full of
games you can play.
413
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,382
I would go and explore
the world of humans
414
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,918
to experience more... Fun.
415
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,564
SKAAR: Bye-bye, Mr.
Tech-malo-bagy.
416
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,299
Wow, he sure traded
in his skates
417
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,834
for rocket boots quick, huh?
418
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,802
(GRUNTING) Ow, hey!
419
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,904
That was definitely an elbow.
420
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,373
Penalty, She-Hulk.
421
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,841
Into the box!
422
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,510
RED HULK: I'll show
you an elbow, Jones!
423
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:22,780
Never be afraid to
try something new,
424
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,649
'cause you might look dumb.
425
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,385
Succeed or fail? It's
the only way you learn,
426
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,421
and you'll probably end
up having some fun.
427
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,856
She-Hulk, out.
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