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♪ ("PAS D'ICI"
BY EHLA PLAYING) ♪
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Sweet afternoon, amorous ones.
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To celebrate
or not to celebrate?
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That is not a question.
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One simple thing separates
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those who love Valentine's Day
from those who do not,
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and it has nothing to do
with candy hearts
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or singing telegrams.
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It's all about that plus one.
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Or in some cases, that plus two.
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(PANTS) What? Thought
you like it when I bite.
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Uh, you two go.
Um, I wanna watch.
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That's the third time
he's sat out this week.
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(BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY)
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We'll just give him a show then.
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GOSSIP GIRL:
But what about those of you
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who are spending
this V-Day plus none?
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JULIEN CALLOWAY:
Welcome to "Stop the Story."
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Obie was my first real love.
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And I wanted to show all of you
just how great that love was.
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But... I picked and chose
what I saw.
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I'm stopping that story.
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I'm gonna take you
behind the scenes of moments
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that looked perfect
but were actually painful.
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Curated instead of experienced.
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Hoped Obie would be my guest
on pulling back that curtain,
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but... (BREATHES DEEPLY)
...as you can see,
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he's stopped my story
all by himself.
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Okay. Leave a comment.
Have you made amends with an ex?
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Do you hope to?
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And I'll see you back here
at five,
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for the truth about how hard
"making it look easy" is
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on the people who love you.
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GOSSIP GIRL: What really matters
are the ways we show up
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for that special someone.
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And making sure
they're showing up for you, too.
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OBIE BERGMANN:
I have a surprise for you.
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Better be a black car
taking you to school.
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You're gonna be late.
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Look, I've missed you this week,
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and I wanted to do something
special for your...
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coming back up and all.
So I decided I'd make breakfast
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from your favorite restaurant.
And then I remembered
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that you really like
the gougères at Benoit.
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And more importantly,
I don't know how to cook.
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So I thought,
why not bring Benoit to you?
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(CELLPHONE DINGS)
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Maybe it's... too much.
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But a week is a long time
to be apart from your perfect,
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amazing,
hopefully famished girlfriend.
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(CHUCKLES) It's wonderful.
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Can't it be like this
all the time?
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You know I'd be here if I could.
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If only I could be two places
at once. (CHUCKLES)
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GOSSIP GIRL:
This Hallmark-created holiday
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is for kissing and telling.
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Or wanting to kiss
and telling them, too.
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Is that another new suit?
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Yeah. Greyson de Haan
sent a couple over.
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Part of the welcome, I guess.
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Or a reminder
that he bought you.
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Like Monet buys people.
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You know, it kinda runs
in their family.
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Slow down, 1619 Project.
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You're forgetting,
I'm not for sale.
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Right. I'm sure that's what
the Post told Bezos.
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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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(KATE KELLER CHUCKLES)
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Whatever your plans,
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Liz Taylor once said,
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-"Pour yourself a drink..."
-(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
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"...put on some lipstick,
and pull yourself together."
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So, followers, pucker up.
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-BARISTA: Small iced oat latte?
-♪ (MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY
THROUGH EARBUDS) ♪
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Excuse me. Iced oat latte?
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-Oh, yeah. Sorry.
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
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Wait.
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Didn't we meet
at the debutante thing or...
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-I thought I recognized you.
-(JULIEN CHUCKLES)
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-Uh, Graham Smith.
-Julien Calloway.
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Nice to see you again,
away from...
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whatever it is that was.
(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES)
You got a gig near here?
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Just on my way to class.
I go to Mannes School of Music.
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You just carry that thing
everywhere with you, huh?
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You get used to it.
It was more ridiculous
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when I was twelve
and it was twice my size.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-You play anything?
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Uh, this is the only
instrument I'm any good with.
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And what do you do with that?
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Well, I used to use it
to perpetuate a whole bunch
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of lies to help people feel bad
about themselves.
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But now I'm trying this thing
called honesty, you know?
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Pulling back the facade.
Exposing the lies beneath.
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Oh, how postmodern.
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Or what I'm doing
before I distract myself
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with something else?
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I feel like
I keep trying things,
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and nothing seems to be working.
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Maybe this time.
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As much as I appreciate
the company,
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isn't this the wrong way
to Mannes?
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Wow, she knows where Mannes is!
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My dad's a musician--
Uh, was a musician. So.
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I kinda wanna hear more about
your "Stop the Story" thing.
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Okay, I started following you
after the deb brawl.
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-Way to bury the lede!
-(LAUGHS)
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Well, the next one I'm doing
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is about being tragically single
on Valentine's Day.
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You could make
a guest appearance?
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You're married?
How old are you?
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Twenty-one. Uh.
High school sweetheart.
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Long story.
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I'm sure it's a really good one.
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Yeah, it's, um...
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She's great.
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Nice to meet you officially,
Graham.
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You too.
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(EXHALES)
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Hey, so, unexpected news.
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We already know about you
and Shubin.
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Nothing to know.
Just hanging out.
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Clothes on or off?
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Wendy! I don't wanna hear
about that.
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She's not your mom.
She's allowed to have sex.
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Gossip Girl just got
photographic evidence
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that Greyson de Haan
is cheating on Camille.
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Merry Christmas.
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Isn't that, like, the one gift
you've always wanted?
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Where is it? I keep refreshing.
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Ugh. I miss being in
on the action.
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I didn't post it yet.
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I thought I would do
the right thing.
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Tell Camille privately first.
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It's not because
goody-two-Shubins
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is getting to you?
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-Morning.
-Morning.
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I simply thought
I would extend it
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as a sort of
interpersonal olive branch
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to repair whatever wrong foot
she and I got off on.
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Right, because telling someone
their husband
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is cheating on them
always makes them like you.
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Jillian Vose is guesting
at DUMBO Hall tonight.
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What do you say
to a Valentine's Eve pre-game?
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And then after,
since Dad and Pops
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are further cementing
their reconciliation,
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we've got an entire townhouse
to ourselves.
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We might have to try some
new things in some new rooms.
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♪ (DRAMATIC
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I... promised my mom
we'd hang out.
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I haven't...
haven't seen her in a while.
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MAX WOLFE: Your mom?
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Um, I'll see you
at brunch tomorrow?
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MAX: Mm.
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That's odd.
Jodie always spends V-Day
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-in Vail with Warren Buffet.
-Mm-hmm.
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Don't ask me
how that guy still skis.
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Are you sure
she's going this year?
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I helped her pick
an après-ski look
just last week.
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MAX: First he shuts down in bed,
and now he's lying to us.
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My spidey senses are tingling,
Hope. And not in a good way.
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AKI MENZIES: How long
is Grace here this time?
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Forty-eight hours. (SIGHS)
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Yeah, I mean, it was great
when we were together every day.
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But now, you know, like,
after this trip,
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she doesn't plan on coming back
for a month.
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This long-distance thing's jus--
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You know.
I mean, it kills relationships.
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What if you didn't have
to do it?
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What, just leave school
and follow her
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on her mom's campaign trail?
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Why doesn't she
just enroll here?
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-Like... like Constance here?
-No, look, I'm sure she wants
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to spend as much time with you
as you do her.
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Maybe she's just waiting
for you to ask.
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Thanks, Ak. I hadn't, uh...
I hadn't thought of that.
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OBIE: C'mon.
Let's get out of here.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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-I felt that chill from here.
-Okay, so it's not just me.
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Oh, no. No.
He's definitely avoiding you.
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Just like old times!
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Good thing we get
to turn our minds off
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at our annual spa day.
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Our minds? You too?
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With two people,
it's easy to know
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when you're on the same page,
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but what if
there isn't room for three?
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Gotta think about
how to work out our kinks
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while Tamiko works out
my kinks tomorrow.
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And as for Mr. Bergmann,
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I think you know
what that's about.
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That it's hard being friends
with an ex
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with your new girlfriend around
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no matter how much you wish
it wasn't.
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"Stop the Story,"
I think she's got it.
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"Can she let it be?"
is another story.
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Let's get falafel,
hang at Bleeker playground.
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Time Out rated it
the best place to dump someone,
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so there's bound to be
some deeply tragic breakups
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night before V-Day. (LAUGHS)
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Yeah, while that sounds
absolutely terrible...
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SHAN BARNES: Mm-hmm.
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...I'm committed to spending
the day with my dad.
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-(SHAN GROANS)
-ZOYA LOTT: Yeah,
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we're committed to this bit
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where we painfully mask
the weirdness between us.
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And I know you think
he's some, like,
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burgeoning corporate overlord,
but what if he's a Trojan Horse?
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You know? Changing things
secretly from the inside?
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-SHAN: Hmm.
-Yeah. He's a good guy.
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Unless you know
something I don't.
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-♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
-(CHUCKLES)
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How bout I join you guys?
I need help with my V-Day plans.
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I'm going full Bachelorette,
ten suitors lined up
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for the Kiss on the Lips party.
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Ten? I don't even have one.
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-What about Terrell?
-Terrell who?
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Don't play like you haven't
been stalking him
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-since the deb ball.
-You can't stalk somebody
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who doesn't
have social media presence.
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Do you know
how many pictures I've seen
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that are just "hashtag Terrell?"
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I know nothing about him
besides how hot he is.
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Girl, that's why
you ask someone out.
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-The "out" is to find out.
-MONET DE HAAN: Move it, peons!
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-Sorry.
-Whoa, yeah. (CHUCKLES) Sorry.
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He was Monet's escort.
Get her to hook you up.
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I'm not asking the queen
of mean.
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Fine. I will. Yo Mo Mo!
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Lil Z's and me's
has a query for ya.
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-♪ (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Are they on the agenda?
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It's just one simple question.
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We don't need
an appointment for that.
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BIANCA BREER: Have you ever
heard of precedence?
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If we do it for you,
we have to do it for anyone.
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And we do not do things
for anyone.
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Um... Terrell Carter.
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I was wondering if you could
make an intro for me with him?
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Do I look like Cupid for poors?
Kindly move along.
240
00:10:28,298 --> 00:10:30,201
The lower steps
are getting bold.
241
00:10:30,268 --> 00:10:31,568
PIPPA SYKES:
What is Harris wearing?
242
00:10:31,635 --> 00:10:35,740
Queen D, I know your dress code
said only designer khakis,
243
00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:37,307
but Matches, Mr. Porter,
244
00:10:37,374 --> 00:10:39,209
and Essence sold out
in my sample size,
245
00:10:39,276 --> 00:10:40,978
so I had no choice
but to Rag and Bone.
246
00:10:41,045 --> 00:10:43,515
I kneel before thee as a sign
of remorse.
247
00:10:43,582 --> 00:10:44,849
It'll never happen again.
248
00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:46,816
Hey, I eased up
on the dress code last week.
249
00:10:46,883 --> 00:10:49,787
But addressing me
by my proper title? That stays.
250
00:10:49,854 --> 00:10:51,689
Thank you for this kindness.
251
00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:52,992
MONET: Mm.
252
00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:57,562
No, be who you are!
It's okay!
253
00:10:57,629 --> 00:10:59,630
Why does no one believe me?
254
00:10:59,697 --> 00:11:02,332
We all thought it was a trick.
255
00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:05,002
They're expecting
to be excoriated.
256
00:11:05,069 --> 00:11:07,437
Were you actually serious?
257
00:11:07,504 --> 00:11:10,574
What-- When am I ever not?
Yes, I mean,
258
00:11:10,641 --> 00:11:12,709
too many restrictions
is turning people against me.
259
00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:15,278
-I can feel it.
-Yes, because they fear you.
260
00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:17,142
MONET: I want them to like
and fear me.
261
00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,917
Mm. That's not possible.
262
00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:22,686
Sure it is.
Look at Shonda Rhimes.
263
00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:25,222
LUNA LA: You'd have to
give them a reason to like you.
264
00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:26,590
Like Julien did.
265
00:11:26,657 --> 00:11:28,325
Fear may have gotten you
to the top,
266
00:11:28,392 --> 00:11:30,494
but only respect
can keep you there.
267
00:11:30,561 --> 00:11:33,464
Well, isn't teaching them style
and taste worthy of respect?
268
00:11:33,531 --> 00:11:35,332
Julien is kind, okay?
269
00:11:35,399 --> 00:11:37,502
That's why
she gains 20,000 followers
270
00:11:37,569 --> 00:11:39,837
just by blinking on TikTok.
271
00:11:39,904 --> 00:11:42,467
If you want what she has,
you have to rule
272
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:45,077
with an open hand.
Not an iron fist.
273
00:11:45,577 --> 00:11:46,744
Say more things.
274
00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:48,312
The annual
Kiss on the Lips party.
275
00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:50,347
That only the reigning Queen
gets to throw.
276
00:11:50,414 --> 00:11:53,650
Should be open to all,
not exclusive for next-to-none.
277
00:11:53,717 --> 00:11:56,954
Show everyone a good time,
and you can reign forever.
278
00:11:57,021 --> 00:11:59,656
Oh, Luna.
Forever in La-land.
279
00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:03,327
If you invite all the Ps? 'Kay?
Then the VIs don't show.
280
00:12:03,394 --> 00:12:05,623
Take my advice. Or don't.
281
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:09,499
The longer this goes on,
the less time you do.
282
00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:12,403
Guess that's what you get
by outsourcing your henchwomen
283
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,339
from Midtown East.
284
00:12:16,608 --> 00:12:18,241
You heard her. Open the gates
285
00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,277
and make it friendlier
than ever.
286
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,346
Love is all around.
Got that?
287
00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:24,882
-♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(BREATHES HEAVILY)
288
00:12:24,949 --> 00:12:26,986
(MATÍAS MOANING)
289
00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:31,188
You shouldn't have come here.
290
00:12:31,255 --> 00:12:32,856
I haven't seen you in a week.
291
00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:34,926
Well, the campaign
is keeping me busy.
292
00:12:34,993 --> 00:12:36,493
As well as this Obie guy.
293
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,695
GRACE BYRON:
My mom forbade me to see you.
294
00:12:38,762 --> 00:12:41,532
"This Obie guy" keeps her
off our tracks.
295
00:12:41,599 --> 00:12:43,333
She thinks I'm with him
when I'm with you,
296
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,437
and he thinks I'm with her
when I'm with you.
297
00:12:46,037 --> 00:12:47,537
Works for everyone.
298
00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:50,240
But you weren't
with either of us last week.
299
00:12:50,307 --> 00:12:52,376
-Sometimes that's unavoidable--
-(ELEVATOR RUMBLING)
300
00:12:52,443 --> 00:12:54,546
Wait. Was that the elevator?
301
00:12:54,613 --> 00:12:55,880
It's a big building.
302
00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,782
W-- you need to go. Now!
303
00:12:57,849 --> 00:12:59,282
Are you sure
you aren't enjoying him?
304
00:12:59,349 --> 00:13:01,813
-Why aren't you leaving?
-Maybe I want him to see us?
305
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,322
No, Matías, you don't.
(WHISPERS) Please just hide now!
306
00:13:05,389 --> 00:13:08,292
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-Obie! (CHUCKLES)
307
00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:09,627
-OBIE: Hi.
-You're back early.
308
00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:11,095
Hi. Yeah.
I just-- I had this idea
309
00:13:11,162 --> 00:13:12,429
and I--
I wanted to share it with you.
310
00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:14,666
There's always the phone.
(CHUCKLES)
311
00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:18,335
Are you okay? You--
you look a little flushed.
312
00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:20,772
I just took a hot shower.
What's up?
313
00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:24,108
Well, I know how much you hate
traveling with your mom.
314
00:13:24,175 --> 00:13:27,312
And I was just thinking
that maybe you didn't have to.
315
00:13:28,512 --> 00:13:32,383
(GASPS) God, you look
so sexy right now!
316
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,453
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
317
00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:46,163
(BREATHS DEEPLY)
318
00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:48,828
Sorry, you're just...
so irresistible.
319
00:13:51,402 --> 00:13:53,872
(EXHALES)
What were you going to say?
320
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:59,311
Um... nothing.
Just, uh, just, uh...
321
00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:03,446
glad we get to spend
Valentine's Day together.
322
00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:04,648
CAMILLE DE HAAN:
Thank you so much.
323
00:14:04,715 --> 00:14:06,085
HEAD TEACHER DUVALL:
Of course, Mrs. de Haan.
324
00:14:08,353 --> 00:14:09,388
Mrs. de Haan.
325
00:14:10,822 --> 00:14:12,857
I was actually hoping
to see you.
326
00:14:12,924 --> 00:14:14,291
And here I am,
327
00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:17,427
just coming from a talk
with our new Head Teacher.
328
00:14:17,494 --> 00:14:19,530
She wanted to get acquainted
and hear who I feel
329
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,665
are standouts
amongst the faculty,
330
00:14:21,732 --> 00:14:23,834
and who I believe
might have slipped in
331
00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:27,704
due to her predecessor's
significantly lower standards.
332
00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:31,110
And, uh, where do I fall
in your eyes? (CHUCKLES)
333
00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:35,646
Before you go,
334
00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:38,217
I owe it to you
to share some information.
335
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:42,021
I know it's none
of my business,
336
00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:44,321
but...
337
00:14:44,388 --> 00:14:47,490
I saw your husband
this morning
338
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:50,560
exiting The Bowery
with another woman.
339
00:14:50,627 --> 00:14:53,096
And I can only imagine
if I saw them,
340
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:55,099
someone else could've,
and go tell Gossip Girl.
341
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,967
Whatever you think you saw,
342
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:59,236
I assure you,
it was not my husband.
343
00:14:59,303 --> 00:15:02,205
While I do not appreciate
the accusation you're making
344
00:15:02,272 --> 00:15:03,807
about my marriage,
345
00:15:03,874 --> 00:15:06,276
I will not notify
the Head Teacher about this,
346
00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:08,813
purely out of sympathy
for whatever episode
347
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,450
you are clearly having.
348
00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:14,253
But if you ever...
349
00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:17,487
try something like this again,
350
00:15:17,554 --> 00:15:20,925
or if a tip about this ends up
on Gossip Girl,
351
00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:25,464
your head will roll so fast
and so far...
352
00:15:28,566 --> 00:15:30,302
you'll never catch up to it.
353
00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:33,737
-Hey!
-Hey, babe.
354
00:15:33,804 --> 00:15:35,572
-I'm just running late for Jodi.
-Oh, I won't keep you.
355
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:37,507
I just wanted to check in,
see how you're doing.
356
00:15:37,574 --> 00:15:38,909
Why do you
keep asking me that?
357
00:15:38,976 --> 00:15:40,978
We're your partners!
We want to see how you're doing.
358
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:43,446
I'm annoyed by you asking?
359
00:15:43,513 --> 00:15:45,282
I would tell you
if I wasn't fine.
360
00:15:45,349 --> 00:15:46,984
Your hair's wet.
Did you just have PE?
361
00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:49,219
Um, yeah. I'll-- I'll see you
362
00:15:49,286 --> 00:15:51,190
at the Kiss on the Lips
party tomorrow.
363
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,857
What did I miss?
364
00:15:53,924 --> 00:15:56,728
(SIGHS) Making Aki upset
for asking him how he was?
365
00:15:57,294 --> 00:15:59,296
PE must've riled him up.
366
00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:00,898
He doesn't take PE
this semester.
367
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:03,034
He's on the wrestling team.
368
00:16:03,101 --> 00:16:05,770
-And they don't meet today.
-He just showered.
369
00:16:07,872 --> 00:16:08,939
What do you wanna do?
370
00:16:09,006 --> 00:16:10,273
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
371
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,409
I wanted to thank you
for your advice earlier.
372
00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:14,511
And I want to thank you
for yours.
373
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:17,776
I'm gonna be spending
the afternoon alone. Just me.
374
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:20,384
Same here.
I'm just gonna let Aki, Aki.
375
00:16:20,451 --> 00:16:22,955
-Gonna let Obie, Obie.
-See you tomorrow?
376
00:16:23,688 --> 00:16:24,656
(KISSES)
377
00:16:25,556 --> 00:16:28,158
♪ (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
378
00:16:28,225 --> 00:16:29,828
-(TRAFFIC HONKING)
-(CAR ALARM BEEPS)
379
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:38,603
"Dr. Eamonn Veta."
The Menzies' GP.
380
00:16:47,411 --> 00:16:50,281
GOSSIP GIRL: Happy Valentine's
Eve, followers.
381
00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:52,449
Just as certain
as tomorrow will be
382
00:16:52,516 --> 00:16:54,913
our Upper East Sider's annual
383
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,288
ultra-exclusive
Kiss on the Lips party,
384
00:16:58,355 --> 00:17:01,959
I bear the promise
of another sure thing.
385
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:04,623
This year, Cupid is taking
the day off.
386
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,363
(MATÍAS AND GRACE ARGUING)
387
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,032
GOSSIP GIRL: So to those of you
who might be busy
388
00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:10,768
spending the day
making plans to find love...
389
00:17:10,835 --> 00:17:14,371
know this. I'm taking over.
390
00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:19,444
And I'm going to make sure
you and your loved ones know it.
391
00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:22,680
Have they ever heard
of natural lighting?
392
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:24,415
(SHUSHES)
Quiet. I'm trying to hear.
393
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:27,818
I have to take it every day?
And Descovy is the same thing?
394
00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:30,289
-PHARMACIST: As Truvada? Yes.
-Descovy? What's that?
395
00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:31,656
It's PrEP.
396
00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:36,494
(SIGHS) Oh, it's not cancer.
Thank God.
397
00:17:36,561 --> 00:17:38,695
It is for our relationship.
398
00:17:38,762 --> 00:17:40,832
If he's taking it now,
it can only mean one thing.
399
00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:43,235
He's about to cheat on us, Hope.
400
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:45,470
(CELLPHONE DINGS)
401
00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:50,107
GOSSIP GIRL:
And to kick things off,
402
00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:52,843
let me leave you
with a little blind item.
403
00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:55,612
-(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
-(CELLPHONES CHIME)
404
00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:58,883
GOSSIP GIRL: Nothing is ever
as good as it seems.
405
00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:01,852
And just because you think
you know
406
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:04,188
the person standing next to you,
407
00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:06,423
doesn't mean
there's not someone else
408
00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:09,428
on the other side of them
that you can't see.
409
00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:21,773
So how much does a place
like this go for, anyways?
410
00:18:23,074 --> 00:18:25,542
That's not a very polite
question to ask, Miss Barnes.
411
00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:28,079
Just curious. It's cool
how you were able to buy it
412
00:18:28,146 --> 00:18:29,547
all of a sudden like that.
413
00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:30,747
Shan.
414
00:18:30,814 --> 00:18:34,351
It wasn't all of a sudden.
The deal's still going through.
415
00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:36,954
I looked. This place listed
for two and a half mil.
416
00:18:37,021 --> 00:18:39,256
But you snapped it up
before you got recruited
417
00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:40,858
-by Darth Pharma.
-Shan!
418
00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:42,125
NICK LOTT: Can we
change the subject please?
419
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:43,861
I don't think my finances
make good dinner conversation
420
00:18:43,928 --> 00:18:44,895
with teenagers.
421
00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:46,631
My bad. Subject changed.
422
00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:50,069
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
423
00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:57,474
No fucking way.
Sweet Home Ali-basic
424
00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:59,477
in illicit lip lock?
Are you sure?
425
00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:01,178
I know what I saw, Audge.
426
00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:03,748
Okay, okay.
So here's what you're gonna do.
427
00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:05,115
Next time you see Obie,
428
00:19:05,182 --> 00:19:06,449
you're gonna walk
right up to him,
429
00:19:06,516 --> 00:19:08,352
and you're gonna act like
everything is completely normal.
430
00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:09,719
Not a word of what you saw.
431
00:19:09,786 --> 00:19:12,589
I can't let Grace do this
to him. He doesn't deserve it.
432
00:19:12,656 --> 00:19:15,359
I'll have to lightly, strongly
disagree with that statement.
433
00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:17,562
He cares about her, Audrey.
And...
434
00:19:18,863 --> 00:19:20,597
If I'm his friend,
I have to tell him.
435
00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:23,500
Okay. But you're not
his friend. You're his ex.
436
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,202
So if you do anything
with this information
437
00:19:25,269 --> 00:19:27,505
except keep it to yourself,
then you'll seem vengeful
438
00:19:27,572 --> 00:19:28,806
-and selfish.
-And honest?
439
00:19:28,873 --> 00:19:30,140
He'll never believe you.
440
00:19:30,207 --> 00:19:33,510
Not after what you tried
to pull in Hudson. Look.
441
00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:35,979
You need to approach
this situation with finesse
442
00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:38,015
or you could lose him forever.
443
00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:40,051
And how do I do that?
444
00:19:40,118 --> 00:19:42,820
By subtly
and skillfully convincing Grace
445
00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:44,323
to come clean on her own?
446
00:19:46,024 --> 00:19:46,992
Done.
447
00:19:47,726 --> 00:19:49,093
And what about Ak?
448
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,061
I'm gonna try
and take my own advice.
449
00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:53,798
You know, Max and I
only have assumptions right now,
450
00:19:53,865 --> 00:19:55,766
so if we try
to accuse him without facts,
451
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,068
then it might blow up
in our faces. And...
452
00:19:58,135 --> 00:20:01,238
that would be very bad.
So I need some facts.
453
00:20:01,305 --> 00:20:03,674
And I'll get them
by asking him honestly
454
00:20:03,741 --> 00:20:05,276
and with finesse.
455
00:20:05,343 --> 00:20:07,279
-Good luck.
-You, too.
456
00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:10,582
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
457
00:20:14,752 --> 00:20:16,455
-(CELLPHONES CHIME)
-♪ (MUSIC CUTS OFF) ♪
458
00:20:18,255 --> 00:20:19,657
Please don't tell me
you're gonna spend today
459
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:21,025
watching Love Actually?
460
00:20:21,092 --> 00:20:23,160
It's a time-worn
Valentine's tradition.
461
00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:25,597
You do realize how problematic
this movie is, don't you?
462
00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:26,797
It's romantic.
463
00:20:26,864 --> 00:20:29,333
It's reductive, exploitative.
It's-- it's--
464
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,401
And how will I enjoy it
without our annual
465
00:20:31,468 --> 00:20:33,372
"crass or classic" commentary?
466
00:20:34,639 --> 00:20:36,008
-(CHUCKLES)
-NICK: Whoa!
467
00:20:37,141 --> 00:20:38,177
We friends again?
468
00:20:39,343 --> 00:20:41,947
Almost. I figure
we're basically even now.
469
00:20:43,081 --> 00:20:44,247
Besides, I, um...
470
00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:46,118
I know you're only working there
to keep us here.
471
00:20:46,618 --> 00:20:48,753
Yes. Exactly.
472
00:20:53,892 --> 00:20:56,495
Since we're almost friends...
473
00:20:57,895 --> 00:20:59,098
Lay it on me.
474
00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:02,767
So, Shan has been acting
super weird lately.
475
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,168
I mean, you saw her
at dinner last night.
476
00:21:04,235 --> 00:21:06,903
And I don't know why,
but it's kinda making me feel
477
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:09,406
like I don't want to spend
that much time with her anymore.
478
00:21:09,473 --> 00:21:11,742
Here's a thought. Just ask.
479
00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:13,410
Be honest about
how it makes you feel.
480
00:21:13,477 --> 00:21:15,379
Maybe if you and I had done
a little bit more of that,
481
00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:17,082
we wouldn't have gotten
to where we were.
482
00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:22,019
Why don't you invite her
to the spa thing with the girls?
483
00:21:22,086 --> 00:21:25,357
Talk. Relax. Reconnect.
Get to the bottom it.
484
00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:28,360
-That's what friends do.
-Hmm.
485
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,261
Thank you.
486
00:21:31,328 --> 00:21:32,963
♪ ("SECOND NATURE"
BY LUCIUS PLAYING) ♪
487
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:36,667
♪ My love is like a hit and run
But I come back ♪
488
00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:38,268
-(DOOR OPENS)
-SPA STAFF: There you are.
489
00:21:38,335 --> 00:21:39,904
Hey! You made it.
490
00:21:39,971 --> 00:21:41,305
I didn't think
you were gonna come.
491
00:21:41,372 --> 00:21:44,174
Why not? I have a hangnail
that needs tending to.
492
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:46,343
Well, um... I know things
have been really weird
493
00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:48,846
between us. I just wanted
to make sure we're okay.
494
00:21:48,913 --> 00:21:51,581
We are, right?
You would tell me?
495
00:21:51,648 --> 00:21:54,186
Actually, there is something
I need to tell you.
496
00:21:55,186 --> 00:21:56,821
-It's about--
-JULIEN: Hey, girls!
497
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,125
Your friend Terrell.
At the deb ball,
498
00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:03,260
he asked me about you.
And I knew you liked him,
499
00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:04,629
but I was
sort of aggro that night,
500
00:22:04,696 --> 00:22:05,896
so I kinda blew him off.
501
00:22:05,963 --> 00:22:07,164
And I've felt terrible
about it ever since.
502
00:22:07,231 --> 00:22:08,765
Hey, it's fine. He's just a guy.
503
00:22:08,832 --> 00:22:10,834
A guy you should be
spending Valentine's with!
504
00:22:10,901 --> 00:22:13,103
No. He-- It's just a distraction
505
00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:14,771
from all the shit in my life.
It's not real.
506
00:22:14,838 --> 00:22:17,607
Let's make it real. We need
to get him at the party tonight.
507
00:22:17,674 --> 00:22:20,643
How? Monet has his contact
on lockdown.
508
00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:22,312
Which is why our mission is
to get it
509
00:22:22,379 --> 00:22:23,848
by any means necessary.
510
00:22:23,915 --> 00:22:25,949
She's here, we're here,
and so is her phone.
511
00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:28,318
By the end of this spa-ga,
I'm gonna have glowing skin,
512
00:22:28,385 --> 00:22:30,721
and you're gonna have
a hot date. (GIGGLES)
513
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:32,389
Welcome to today's
"Stop the Story."
514
00:22:32,456 --> 00:22:34,959
I'm here at the spa
with my girls, the perfect place
515
00:22:35,026 --> 00:22:36,660
for a filterless convo.
516
00:22:36,727 --> 00:22:39,797
Set your alarms for a Q&A
with my nearest and dearest
517
00:22:39,864 --> 00:22:42,100
about the BS
behind this high-presh holiday.
518
00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:43,134
Hey!
519
00:22:43,201 --> 00:22:44,535
MONET: You better have
brought them here
520
00:22:44,602 --> 00:22:45,870
for me to ritually sacrifice,
521
00:22:45,937 --> 00:22:48,805
because this is supposed
to be relaxing.
522
00:22:48,872 --> 00:22:51,441
I mean, who's even paying
for them? Make-a-Wish?
523
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:54,111
There are treatments to be had
and livestreams to overshare.
524
00:22:54,178 --> 00:22:55,713
Just let them fade
into the steam.
525
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:58,516
Mm-hmm.
And what about Queen Kong?
526
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:01,018
I could see her anywhere.
527
00:23:01,085 --> 00:23:03,954
-Gracie, you made it!
-I love it here.
528
00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:06,423
I came during their soft open
with Audrey Pence.
529
00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:08,525
I could def use some girl time.
530
00:23:08,592 --> 00:23:10,429
-(GIGGLES)
-I bet you could.
531
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:17,002
-(COMMENTATOR SPEAKING OVER TV)
-AKI: Yes!
532
00:23:27,846 --> 00:23:30,047
Ak, uh, could you grab me
a La Croix?
533
00:23:30,114 --> 00:23:31,283
You know where they are.
534
00:23:32,849 --> 00:23:36,520
I need relationship advice
from both you guys.
535
00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:38,889
(GROANS) Try spelling
"Mississippi" with your tongue.
536
00:23:38,956 --> 00:23:40,557
(GROANS) No.
537
00:23:40,624 --> 00:23:42,827
Not like that.
Like, real stuff.
538
00:23:43,628 --> 00:23:45,028
-Ask me.
-(SIGHS)
539
00:23:45,095 --> 00:23:48,499
Not only is my relationship
the longest, it's also grown.
540
00:23:48,566 --> 00:23:50,100
OBIE: Don't think polyamory
applies here, Ak.
541
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:52,602
MAX: Uh, I-- I, uh,
I can't reach the pamplemousse.
542
00:23:52,669 --> 00:23:54,772
Aki, can you,
uh, can you grab it, please?
543
00:23:54,839 --> 00:23:56,307
You got thinner arms
and it's just--
544
00:23:56,374 --> 00:23:57,741
-it's jammed at the back there.
-AKI MENZIES: Seriously?
545
00:23:57,808 --> 00:24:00,443
It's just-- It's like,
how do I know... (CLEARS THROAT)
546
00:24:00,510 --> 00:24:02,780
...if I'm being too pushy
with Grace?
547
00:24:02,847 --> 00:24:04,313
MAX: Thanks, pal.
548
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,350
-OBIE: You know, what if I was
being led by Julien...
-AKI: What did you want?
549
00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:09,353
...but now I'm leading too much
with Grace?
550
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:11,922
What, Obie? I can't. Can you--
can you come over here?
551
00:24:11,989 --> 00:24:13,558
I can't hear you.
552
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,492
(OBIE BREATHES DEEPLY)
553
00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:17,723
-See, I just don't want
this to, like--
-Oh, I just heard my phone.
554
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,264
Wait. Huh?
555
00:24:20,331 --> 00:24:22,132
I don't-- I just--
I don't want this thing
556
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,734
to be Goldilocks, you know?
557
00:24:24,801 --> 00:24:27,037
Like, where I was--
I'm-- I'm too small with Julien
558
00:24:27,104 --> 00:24:28,871
and now I'm too big with Grace.
559
00:24:28,938 --> 00:24:32,043
I don't want that. I want
this relationship to work now.
560
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:33,979
I don't want some
future relationship to work.
561
00:24:35,379 --> 00:24:37,814
You know? And how do you know
if you're doing too much...
562
00:24:37,881 --> 00:24:39,651
-(CELLPHONE BUZZES, CHIMES)
-...or if you're doing enough?
563
00:24:40,317 --> 00:24:41,520
OBIE: Anyone?
564
00:24:42,754 --> 00:24:44,654
Mone, this is gonna be
the hottest
565
00:24:44,721 --> 00:24:46,425
Kiss on the Lips party
of all time. No cap.
566
00:24:47,591 --> 00:24:49,392
We got American Bar to cater.
567
00:24:49,459 --> 00:24:51,462
Mom's doing the champagne tower.
568
00:24:51,529 --> 00:24:53,098
(LAUGHS)
569
00:24:54,765 --> 00:24:56,435
Luna, what would you do?
570
00:24:57,702 --> 00:24:59,203
Recast?
571
00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:02,673
As promised, I'm here taking
your questions about love,
572
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:05,976
loneliness, and the moments
in between. Questions are open.
573
00:25:06,043 --> 00:25:10,782
Ooh, hot topic,
"Monogamy vs. polyamory?
574
00:25:10,849 --> 00:25:12,616
Preference and why?"
575
00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:15,252
I think my position
is very clear.
576
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:18,088
(CHUCKLES)
Why don't we ask Grace?
577
00:25:18,155 --> 00:25:21,959
Um, well, I was raised in
a pretty traditional household.
578
00:25:22,026 --> 00:25:23,828
So, while I believe
love is love,
579
00:25:23,895 --> 00:25:25,998
I've always been
a one-man type of gal.
580
00:25:27,365 --> 00:25:28,866
Okay. You heard it here first.
581
00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:30,500
Grace Byron,
resident monogamist.
582
00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:32,170
Why do I have to do it?
Why can't you just--
583
00:25:32,237 --> 00:25:33,205
Riveting.
584
00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:38,175
Oh, six feet, please.
I don't trust the ventilation.
585
00:25:38,242 --> 00:25:40,444
Since you didn't want
to introduce us,
586
00:25:40,511 --> 00:25:41,878
I was wondering
if you could give me
587
00:25:41,945 --> 00:25:44,514
Terrell's phone number?
He's not on IG or Snapchat.
588
00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:46,516
Hmm, probably
because he blocked you?
589
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:49,519
What went down at the deb ball
was all my idea, not Z's.
590
00:25:49,586 --> 00:25:51,149
So if you want someone
to hate...
591
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,290
MONET: Right. Here's the thing.
592
00:25:53,357 --> 00:25:56,794
Why give you his phone number
when he's just going to say no?
593
00:25:56,861 --> 00:25:58,529
Haven't you heard
I'm benevolent now?
594
00:25:58,596 --> 00:25:59,932
I'm sparing you pain.
595
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:05,269
If she won't give it up,
we'll just have to take it.
596
00:26:05,336 --> 00:26:08,506
Ooh. This comment's interesting.
"Have you ever been interested
597
00:26:08,573 --> 00:26:11,175
in someone who was unavailable?"
598
00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:15,379
Hmm. Trick question. Is anyone
ever emotionally available?
599
00:26:15,446 --> 00:26:18,916
Do dead men count?
What? No way I'm alone here.
600
00:26:18,983 --> 00:26:21,586
You're alone. Get used to it.
601
00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:23,387
No, I'm-- I'm with her.
602
00:26:23,454 --> 00:26:25,156
I've had a crush
on River Phoenix
603
00:26:25,223 --> 00:26:28,726
ever since Aki made me watch
My Own Private Idaho. So...
604
00:26:28,793 --> 00:26:32,662
Grace? You're quiet.
What about you?
605
00:26:32,729 --> 00:26:35,232
Have you ever been
into someone who's unavailable?
606
00:26:35,299 --> 00:26:38,971
Or have you met someone
when you're unavailable?
607
00:26:40,571 --> 00:26:42,241
Why don't you share
with the group?
608
00:26:44,443 --> 00:26:46,843
Okay, I'll share.
609
00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:51,181
I recently met this
very attractive, married man.
610
00:26:51,248 --> 00:26:53,117
Nothing happened.
We just talked.
611
00:26:53,184 --> 00:26:54,952
But I'd be lying if I said
612
00:26:55,019 --> 00:26:56,888
I wasn't interested in getting
to know him better.
613
00:26:56,955 --> 00:26:59,957
Even though I know
how wrong that would be.
614
00:27:00,024 --> 00:27:01,925
You need to stop that story.
615
00:27:01,992 --> 00:27:04,061
Affairs don't only affect you,
they destroy families.
616
00:27:04,128 --> 00:27:05,428
I thought
after what your mom did,
617
00:27:05,495 --> 00:27:06,930
you of all people
would know that.
618
00:27:06,997 --> 00:27:08,098
Monet...
619
00:27:08,165 --> 00:27:11,736
No. What you're doing is wrong,
and selfish, and entitled.
620
00:27:11,803 --> 00:27:13,303
I-- I haven't done anything.
621
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,806
MONET: (VOICE BREAKING)
That's what everyone says.
622
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,409
-(PHONE TURNS OFF)
-Oh, my God. Mone, are you okay?
623
00:27:19,476 --> 00:27:23,113
I-- I think my dad
is having an affair.
624
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:25,615
Anyone cheat on your mom?
No way.
625
00:27:25,682 --> 00:27:27,918
I thought that they
were the perfect ship.
626
00:27:27,985 --> 00:27:30,120
But it turns out, they're a mess
like all of yours.
627
00:27:30,187 --> 00:27:31,688
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
628
00:27:31,755 --> 00:27:34,820
That blind GG item
is about my dad. I know it.
629
00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:35,992
How?
630
00:27:36,059 --> 00:27:40,097
He has been sneaking around,
and my mom is acting weird,
631
00:27:40,164 --> 00:27:45,337
so I followed him twice.
To a hotel both times.
632
00:27:45,836 --> 00:27:47,037
Oh, honey.
633
00:27:47,104 --> 00:27:48,505
You say a word of this
to anyone,
634
00:27:48,572 --> 00:27:50,742
I'll have you all exiled
to Exeter. All of you.
635
00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:53,777
(SNAPS FINGERS)
636
00:27:53,844 --> 00:27:56,381
(SIGHS) I need some vitamin D.
637
00:27:57,081 --> 00:27:58,650
I need to change my massage.
638
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,885
I want a smoothie.
639
00:28:07,492 --> 00:28:08,460
(SIGHS)
640
00:28:09,226 --> 00:28:11,161
I want fresh ginger tea.
641
00:28:11,228 --> 00:28:13,765
And when I say fresh ginger,
I mean make it yourself.
642
00:28:15,733 --> 00:28:17,502
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
643
00:28:18,536 --> 00:28:20,404
What now?
644
00:28:20,471 --> 00:28:23,206
Oh, nothing. Just watching
our boyfriend entering
645
00:28:23,273 --> 00:28:25,442
the building of Rex Huntington,
carrying a bag
646
00:28:25,509 --> 00:28:27,046
-of newly purchased sex toys!
-Give me that back!
647
00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:29,013
Julien was right.
648
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,149
What, about the glass dildo
and the butt plugs?
649
00:28:32,216 --> 00:28:34,819
AUDREY HOPE: Did
Rex Huntington RSVP for tonight?
650
00:28:34,886 --> 00:28:35,854
Of course. (SCOFFS)
651
00:28:37,521 --> 00:28:40,925
(SIGHS) Julien said to talk
to Aki outright,
652
00:28:40,992 --> 00:28:42,860
which is exactly
what we're gonna do tonight
653
00:28:42,927 --> 00:28:44,029
at the party.
654
00:28:44,529 --> 00:28:45,664
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
655
00:28:52,003 --> 00:28:53,103
(SIGHS)
656
00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,539
Hi. (CHUCKLES) I booked
the relaxing massage,
657
00:28:55,606 --> 00:28:57,307
but after the day I'm having,
I'm gonna need the muscle--
658
00:28:57,374 --> 00:28:59,076
The day you're having?
659
00:28:59,143 --> 00:29:00,411
Pretty sure I was the one
660
00:29:00,478 --> 00:29:02,547
being waterboarded
in the wellness pool.
661
00:29:03,247 --> 00:29:04,915
-Grace?
-Give us a moment?
662
00:29:04,982 --> 00:29:06,051
RECEPTIONIST: Mm-hmm.
663
00:29:08,018 --> 00:29:10,120
I don't care how you found out
and I don't care--
664
00:29:10,187 --> 00:29:12,323
I know you definitely
don't care about Obie.
665
00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:13,957
I saw you hooking up
with that rando!
666
00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:16,460
Matías isn't random. He's my ex.
667
00:29:16,527 --> 00:29:18,964
My mother doesn't approve.
I tried to end it, but...
668
00:29:19,464 --> 00:29:20,698
It's complicated.
669
00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:23,333
It seems pretty simple to me.
670
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,068
You're cheating on one
of my best friends.
671
00:29:25,135 --> 00:29:26,370
And either you're gonna tell him
672
00:29:26,437 --> 00:29:28,606
-or I'm--
-Or what? You'll tell him?
673
00:29:28,673 --> 00:29:30,074
You think he'll believe you
674
00:29:30,141 --> 00:29:31,876
after everything
you put him through?
675
00:29:31,943 --> 00:29:33,977
Making a false accusation
like that
676
00:29:34,044 --> 00:29:36,280
could cost the little friendship
you have left.
677
00:29:36,347 --> 00:29:38,749
You think I'm just gonna sit by
and let you hurt him?
678
00:29:38,816 --> 00:29:42,319
If you tell him, you'll be
breaking his heart again.
679
00:29:42,386 --> 00:29:44,556
How many times
are you gonna do that, Julien?
680
00:29:45,689 --> 00:29:48,092
Besides, it's your word
against mine,
681
00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:50,329
and your word means
nothing anymore.
682
00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:54,934
♪ (JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
683
00:30:09,648 --> 00:30:10,882
Shan!
684
00:30:13,384 --> 00:30:14,586
(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
685
00:30:19,323 --> 00:30:21,325
Shan! Shan, no, don't!
686
00:30:21,392 --> 00:30:22,661
(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
687
00:30:42,714 --> 00:30:43,983
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
688
00:31:19,216 --> 00:31:20,385
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
689
00:31:33,597 --> 00:31:35,700
GOSSIP GIRL:
Dating before Valentine's Day
690
00:31:35,767 --> 00:31:37,900
is just a game
of musical chairs.
691
00:31:37,967 --> 00:31:43,943
Seats swap, partners change,
and options are eliminated.
692
00:31:45,710 --> 00:31:47,212
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
693
00:31:47,945 --> 00:31:49,179
What are you doing here?
694
00:31:49,246 --> 00:31:51,515
I found a great date for us!
695
00:31:51,582 --> 00:31:54,351
The Kiss on the Lips party?
Isn't that for kids?
696
00:31:54,418 --> 00:31:56,455
Yup.
What worse date is there?
697
00:31:57,487 --> 00:32:00,691
Besides, your bestie
Camille's gonna be there
698
00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:02,626
since it's her daughter's party.
699
00:32:02,693 --> 00:32:05,229
Imagine her face,
seeing us dancing.
700
00:32:05,296 --> 00:32:06,530
You do dance, don't you?
701
00:32:06,597 --> 00:32:09,066
Very, very badly
and with no shame about it.
702
00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:10,169
(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
703
00:32:15,139 --> 00:32:16,407
Could you excuse me a moment?
704
00:32:16,474 --> 00:32:18,771
Only if it's to change
into something very un-festive.
705
00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:22,014
-(LAUGHS)
-♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
706
00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:50,609
Okay, Mike, I'm in!
707
00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:52,977
Fuck yes!
708
00:32:53,044 --> 00:32:54,746
GOSSIP GIRL:
But word is this year,
709
00:32:54,813 --> 00:32:56,981
there are a few
unexpected players.
710
00:32:57,048 --> 00:32:58,382
(EXHALES)
711
00:32:58,449 --> 00:33:01,285
GOSSIP GIRL: So where will you
be when the music stops?
712
00:33:01,352 --> 00:33:03,254
Seated comfortably?
713
00:33:03,321 --> 00:33:06,090
Or standing alone
while everyone watches you
714
00:33:06,157 --> 00:33:07,925
land straight on your ass?
715
00:33:07,992 --> 00:33:09,961
There's, like,
no fucking service out here.
716
00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:12,362
The party's starting. How long
are we supposed to wait?
717
00:33:12,429 --> 00:33:14,732
(SHIVERING) Are you sure
this is Pete's place?
718
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:16,633
There's no way
Kim would come out here.
719
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:19,038
Jesus, Bianca.
Yeah, it's Staten Island.
720
00:33:20,237 --> 00:33:21,471
Fuck, it's cold!
721
00:33:21,538 --> 00:33:23,340
♪ ("DRAG ME OUT"
BY KAH-LO PLAYS) ♪
722
00:33:23,407 --> 00:33:25,309
♪ Doesn't anyone dance
In this town no more? ♪
723
00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:27,111
♪ Why am I the only one
On the dance floor? ♪
724
00:33:27,178 --> 00:33:28,412
(PARTY GUESTS CHATTERING)
725
00:33:28,479 --> 00:33:29,746
♪ DJ's killin' it
Drinks is poured ♪
726
00:33:29,813 --> 00:33:31,549
♪ I don't like
None of y'all hoes
I'm bored ♪
727
00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:32,883
♪ I'm tryna get loose with it ♪
728
00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:34,951
♪ Shake a little somethin'
Get the whole crew with it ♪
729
00:33:35,018 --> 00:33:37,054
♪ Shots to the head
Got the whole room spinnin'... ♪
730
00:33:37,121 --> 00:33:38,389
It's perfect.
731
00:33:38,456 --> 00:33:40,325
LUNA: Wait until
our special guest arrives.
732
00:33:40,392 --> 00:33:41,493
It's what I do.
733
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,627
You? Where are the girls?
734
00:33:43,694 --> 00:33:47,031
They were no-shows.
Someone had to step in.
735
00:33:47,098 --> 00:33:49,700
If you ask me,
I think they always planned
736
00:33:49,767 --> 00:33:51,436
to try and destroy you.
737
00:33:51,503 --> 00:33:53,405
You owe me forever, bitch.
738
00:33:53,938 --> 00:33:55,039
Name it.
739
00:33:55,106 --> 00:33:56,941
I'll cash in
when the time is right.
740
00:33:57,008 --> 00:33:57,977
MONET: Mm-hmm.
741
00:34:00,578 --> 00:34:03,013
When I said open the party
to everyone,
742
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,615
I didn't mean everyone.
743
00:34:04,682 --> 00:34:05,950
It's a long story,
744
00:34:06,017 --> 00:34:08,720
but it's why I insisted
on low lighting. 'Kay? Come on.
745
00:34:11,088 --> 00:34:12,823
♪ Take a pic, it'll last long ♪
746
00:34:12,890 --> 00:34:15,159
♪ Gotta go
'Cause they playing my song... ♪
747
00:34:15,226 --> 00:34:16,960
You brought a chaperone?
748
00:34:17,027 --> 00:34:18,824
Nice to see you too,
Miss Barnes.
749
00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,831
I told Zoya she could go
so long as I saw
750
00:34:20,898 --> 00:34:22,432
with my own eyes what it was.
751
00:34:22,499 --> 00:34:24,702
-Which I thought was fair. So...
-Mm-hmm.
752
00:34:24,769 --> 00:34:26,103
You can go now!
753
00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:29,038
-(KATE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
-Sure. Yeah, in a little bit.
754
00:34:29,105 --> 00:34:32,343
♪ I like to get it started
I'm spendin' all my money... ♪
755
00:34:32,410 --> 00:34:33,845
ZOYA: So, have you seen
Terrell anywhere?
756
00:34:33,912 --> 00:34:36,279
Not yet,
but I'm on the lookout.
757
00:34:36,346 --> 00:34:39,183
This is literally the best party
I've ever been invited to.
758
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:41,753
It's the only party
you've ever been invited to.
759
00:34:43,822 --> 00:34:45,590
JK! (GIGGLES) You're welcome.
760
00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:47,927
(ALL LAUGH)
761
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,228
(GROANS) Being liked is awful.
762
00:34:51,295 --> 00:34:53,430
♪ I like to party,
I like to get down ♪
763
00:34:53,497 --> 00:34:56,401
At least your apple
doesn't fall far from that tree.
764
00:34:58,102 --> 00:34:59,804
I know, right? She's amazing.
765
00:35:01,806 --> 00:35:03,308
He doesn't deserve her.
766
00:35:06,143 --> 00:35:09,213
This is a great party, hon.
767
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:13,384
So, our first Valentine's
as an us. Exciting, huh?
768
00:35:13,451 --> 00:35:14,653
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
769
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,457
Are we... looking for something?
770
00:35:20,024 --> 00:35:22,927
Uh, yeah. The, uh,
the caviar concierge.
771
00:35:22,994 --> 00:35:24,427
He was here a second ago.
772
00:35:24,494 --> 00:35:26,966
You know what I could
really use right now, babe?
773
00:35:28,132 --> 00:35:29,466
Valentine's Vespers?
774
00:35:29,533 --> 00:35:31,170
-(CHUCKLES)
-You know us so well.
775
00:35:32,403 --> 00:35:33,838
(CHUCKLES)
776
00:35:35,339 --> 00:35:36,740
MAX: I can't believe
he'd do this to us.
777
00:35:36,807 --> 00:35:38,308
You were literally
gonna fuck Rex two weeks ago!
778
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:40,279
-Yeah, only 'cause you made me!
-Okay.
779
00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:44,749
Hey.
780
00:35:44,816 --> 00:35:47,919
Oh, my God!
They're not even hiding it!
781
00:35:47,986 --> 00:35:49,454
OBIE: Oh, I almost forgot.
782
00:35:51,488 --> 00:35:54,958
Breakfast, flowers,
a Cameo from Chris Pratt.
783
00:35:55,025 --> 00:35:57,997
-You've done enough.
-(CHUCKLES) No, this is, uh...
784
00:35:59,496 --> 00:36:01,599
this is your real...
your real gift.
785
00:36:01,666 --> 00:36:04,136
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
786
00:36:07,705 --> 00:36:09,774
I thought maybe
you could sew it
787
00:36:09,841 --> 00:36:11,043
into your new uniform.
788
00:36:12,276 --> 00:36:14,177
Okay, hear me out. I-- I--
789
00:36:14,244 --> 00:36:16,548
I was thinking maybe you could
enroll at... at Constance.
790
00:36:17,214 --> 00:36:19,051
Hmm. This is...
791
00:36:20,517 --> 00:36:22,352
a little late
in the year, isn't it?
792
00:36:22,419 --> 00:36:25,122
Normally, yes. But, uh,
Leni Klum got that...
793
00:36:25,189 --> 00:36:27,490
that role on that Amazon series
in Budapest, and, you know,
794
00:36:27,557 --> 00:36:29,293
since she's gonna be
schooling remotely
795
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,028
for the rest of the year,
and it... (INHALES)
796
00:36:31,095 --> 00:36:33,232
...left this opening,
which I secured for you.
797
00:36:33,998 --> 00:36:35,567
Without talking to me?
798
00:36:37,301 --> 00:36:40,071
-You hate it.
-No! No, I love it. It's just...
799
00:36:40,138 --> 00:36:42,639
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-I don't know
if I can deal with...
800
00:36:42,706 --> 00:36:44,575
-(JULIEN AND MATÍAS
TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
-Julien?
801
00:36:44,642 --> 00:36:47,478
Julien's the reason that you
don't wanna enroll at Constance?
802
00:36:47,545 --> 00:36:48,878
I wasn't gonna say anything,
803
00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:50,881
but I think she's still trying
to come between us.
804
00:36:50,948 --> 00:36:54,752
Obie! Grace! I'd like you
to meet Matías Botello.
805
00:36:54,819 --> 00:36:57,454
-Pleasure to meet you.
-You, too.
806
00:36:57,521 --> 00:36:59,423
Nice to meet...
You know, you look...
807
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:01,987
You look kind of familiar.
Have we met before?
808
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:04,361
Wait, where would any
of us have met?
809
00:37:04,428 --> 00:37:06,964
I don't know. I'm just,
I'm really good with faces.
810
00:37:07,031 --> 00:37:09,333
He is. Really good.
811
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,036
Are you that guy
that spat on Senator Byron?
812
00:37:12,103 --> 00:37:15,172
-You did what?
-Yeah, what the fuck, man?
813
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,507
-Julien, this guy is--
-Is against capitalism,
814
00:37:17,574 --> 00:37:19,076
corporate greed,
and immigration policies
815
00:37:19,143 --> 00:37:21,779
that make Donald Trump
look like the Dalai Lama?
816
00:37:21,846 --> 00:37:24,615
Can't disagree with that,
can you. Grace?
817
00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:25,883
Seems she has a type.
818
00:37:25,950 --> 00:37:27,851
Obie, I'm thirsty.
Let's get a drink?
819
00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:30,555
♪ ("SCOOTER" BY
LOLO ZOUAÏ PLAYING) ♪
820
00:37:31,256 --> 00:37:32,757
(SIGHS)
821
00:37:34,825 --> 00:37:38,230
You know, this is way lower
than I ever expected from you.
822
00:37:39,696 --> 00:37:41,866
Just stay out
of my life, Julien.
823
00:37:41,933 --> 00:37:42,934
♪ I'm on my way ♪
824
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:44,168
♪ Everybody starin',
I don't care ♪
825
00:37:44,235 --> 00:37:45,470
♪ And I'm feeling great ♪
826
00:37:45,537 --> 00:37:47,037
♪ Get out my way ♪
827
00:37:47,104 --> 00:37:48,607
♪ Don't make me
Get off my scooter ♪
828
00:37:50,074 --> 00:37:51,443
♪ Na na na na na... ♪
829
00:37:52,643 --> 00:37:54,478
Telling you
she doesn't like him,
830
00:37:54,545 --> 00:37:56,479
telling him
she doesn't know you.
831
00:37:56,546 --> 00:37:58,650
She told me Obie was temporary.
832
00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:00,619
I'm sorry, Matías...
833
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,655
For you and Obie.
834
00:38:04,655 --> 00:38:06,123
SHAN: Two for me. (chuckles)
835
00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:09,259
Okay, maybe slow down
a little bit? My dad's here.
836
00:38:09,326 --> 00:38:11,128
Why do you think I need this?
837
00:38:11,195 --> 00:38:12,495
Not this again.
838
00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:14,900
I've tried really hard not to--
839
00:38:16,401 --> 00:38:17,767
(SIGHS) Not to--
840
00:38:17,834 --> 00:38:20,237
'Kay, we're moving past
what he did. Why can't you?
841
00:38:20,304 --> 00:38:22,672
It's just a job.
Sometimes people do things
842
00:38:22,739 --> 00:38:24,875
-that aren't necessarily--
-It's not about his job, Jesus!
843
00:38:24,942 --> 00:38:26,043
-Here.
-WAITER: Okay.
844
00:38:26,110 --> 00:38:28,545
So it's apparently
somehow about you.
845
00:38:28,612 --> 00:38:30,647
God, I'm so sick and tired
of you constantly
846
00:38:30,714 --> 00:38:32,116
inserting your chaos
into my life, Shan!
847
00:38:32,183 --> 00:38:33,250
My chaos?
848
00:38:33,317 --> 00:38:34,818
ZOYA: Yes, you know exactly
what I'm talking about!
849
00:38:34,885 --> 00:38:36,253
My family isn't some playground
850
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,989
for your attention-seeking
games. Back off!
851
00:38:38,056 --> 00:38:39,890
Whoa, Z. I'm just trying
to help you see that your dad--
852
00:38:39,957 --> 00:38:42,962
Your help isn't wanted.
Not about this. Ever!
853
00:38:46,764 --> 00:38:49,632
What a liar you are,
Katherine Keller.
854
00:38:49,699 --> 00:38:51,936
We agreed to make this
an unsexy Valentine's,
855
00:38:52,003 --> 00:38:54,205
and look at you.
856
00:38:54,272 --> 00:38:56,640
At least you have to admit,
I win.
857
00:38:56,707 --> 00:38:59,376
I mean, being surrounded
by our pubescent overlords
858
00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:01,144
is as unsexy as a date can get.
859
00:39:01,211 --> 00:39:02,846
KATE: (CHUCKLES) Not so fast.
860
00:39:02,913 --> 00:39:05,082
I scheduled us
dual colonoscopies
861
00:39:05,149 --> 00:39:08,087
-for St. Patrick's Day.
-MIKE SHUBIN: Oh? Oh. (LAUGHS)
862
00:39:11,189 --> 00:39:12,790
Can you excuse me for a moment?
863
00:39:12,857 --> 00:39:14,291
MIKE: Yeah.
864
00:39:14,358 --> 00:39:18,228
♪ ("WITH YOU WITHOUT YOU"
BY JESSICA WINTER PLAYING) ♪
865
00:39:18,295 --> 00:39:22,399
♪ Go, go, get back on the road ♪
866
00:39:22,466 --> 00:39:26,038
♪ I won't hear another word ♪
867
00:39:26,938 --> 00:39:28,240
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
868
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:34,179
Monet. So, I showed. Who is she?
869
00:39:34,779 --> 00:39:35,979
Excuse me?
870
00:39:36,046 --> 00:39:38,918
My secret admirer.
I got your text.
871
00:39:39,884 --> 00:39:41,118
Um...
872
00:39:41,185 --> 00:39:42,854
You... you told me to meet you
873
00:39:42,921 --> 00:39:44,856
and that someone
is into me here.
874
00:39:47,792 --> 00:39:49,359
What the actual fuck?
875
00:39:49,426 --> 00:39:51,028
So there's no secret admirer?
876
00:39:51,095 --> 00:39:53,497
(CHUCKLES) I think I can help
answer that.
877
00:39:53,564 --> 00:39:57,601
ANNOUNCER: And let's welcome
to DUMBO Hall, Charli XCX!
878
00:39:57,668 --> 00:39:59,704
-Shouldn't I just go?
-Not yet.
879
00:40:00,671 --> 00:40:01,873
You want her to react?
880
00:40:03,307 --> 00:40:04,541
Follow my lead.
881
00:40:04,608 --> 00:40:07,311
♪ ("LIGHTNING"
BY CHARLIE XCX PLAYING) ♪
882
00:40:07,378 --> 00:40:10,082
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
883
00:40:11,616 --> 00:40:13,085
♪ Don't know what to say ♪
884
00:40:14,085 --> 00:40:16,922
♪ One look and then
You blew me away ♪
885
00:40:18,055 --> 00:40:21,826
♪ I'm spiraling
All over the place ♪
886
00:40:21,893 --> 00:40:24,729
♪ So lifted
Got me reaching for grace ♪
887
00:40:24,796 --> 00:40:27,665
♪ Body off the ground ♪
888
00:40:27,732 --> 00:40:30,167
♪ Caught me by surprise ♪
889
00:40:30,234 --> 00:40:34,138
♪ Like seeing shooting stars
In the sky ♪
890
00:40:34,205 --> 00:40:38,208
♪ There's danger in the dark
Of your eyes ♪
891
00:40:38,275 --> 00:40:41,006
♪ But something 'bout you
Brings me to life ♪
892
00:40:41,073 --> 00:40:43,582
♪ Got me here and now ♪
893
00:40:45,116 --> 00:40:47,918
♪ Heartbreak
Already hit me once ♪
894
00:40:47,985 --> 00:40:51,022
♪ They say
That it won't happen twice ♪
895
00:40:51,089 --> 00:40:55,259
♪ You struck me down
Like lightning, lightning ♪
896
00:40:55,326 --> 00:40:58,929
♪ You struck me down
Like lightning, lightning ♪
897
00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:03,301
♪ My stupid heart
Can't fight it, fight it ♪
898
00:41:03,368 --> 00:41:04,601
♪ Uh-huh ♪
899
00:41:04,668 --> 00:41:07,304
♪ So tell me what you want
And I'ma give it to ya ♪
900
00:41:07,371 --> 00:41:08,472
♪ Like lightning... ♪
901
00:41:08,539 --> 00:41:10,207
AUDREY: Look who's here!
My twink prince!
902
00:41:10,274 --> 00:41:12,442
Yeah, of course Rex is here.
He goes to our school.
903
00:41:12,509 --> 00:41:14,612
MAX: I'm more interested
in what he does after.
904
00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:16,679
Squash at the Harvard Club?
905
00:41:16,746 --> 00:41:18,648
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.
Squash was definitely involved.
906
00:41:18,715 --> 00:41:19,950
AKI: What are you guys
talking about?
907
00:41:20,017 --> 00:41:22,520
-We know about you two.
-We saw everything.
908
00:41:22,587 --> 00:41:24,521
REX: Everything? Gross!
909
00:41:24,588 --> 00:41:26,491
Wh-- what exactly
do you think you saw?
910
00:41:26,558 --> 00:41:27,691
We saw you go to the doctor.
911
00:41:27,758 --> 00:41:29,326
AUDREY: Mm-hmm. And pick up
the dick scurvy.
912
00:41:29,393 --> 00:41:30,661
-MAX: Descovy.
-Mm-hmm.
913
00:41:30,728 --> 00:41:32,863
-AKI: Jesus!
-Then to The Pleasure Chest
914
00:41:32,930 --> 00:41:34,426
to buy a chest full of pleasure
915
00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:37,001
-for your secret rendezvous!
-You followed me?
916
00:41:37,068 --> 00:41:38,503
MAX: It's not my fault
he texted you
917
00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:39,536
when I had your phone.
918
00:41:39,603 --> 00:41:41,305
I had no choice but to look,
and once I did,
919
00:41:41,372 --> 00:41:43,240
-I had to see more.
-Just be honest with us.
920
00:41:43,307 --> 00:41:45,708
We can get through anything
if we're honest with each other.
921
00:41:45,775 --> 00:41:48,312
Oh, from the two people
who secretly tailed me,
922
00:41:48,379 --> 00:41:49,847
violated my privacy,
923
00:41:49,914 --> 00:41:51,883
and tried to break into
my phone?
924
00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:53,718
Is that the kind
of honesty you mean?
925
00:41:54,885 --> 00:41:56,588
Yeah, that's what
I fucking thought.
926
00:41:57,883 --> 00:41:59,158
(SNICKERS)
927
00:41:59,924 --> 00:42:01,525
What are you laughing at?
928
00:42:01,592 --> 00:42:03,293
How much you just fucked
this all up.
929
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,298
Those toys weren't for me.
They were for him.
930
00:42:06,798 --> 00:42:07,999
For you.
931
00:42:08,066 --> 00:42:10,702
♪ You took me down
Don't mind it ♪
932
00:42:11,735 --> 00:42:14,773
♪ My stupid heart
Can't fight it ♪
933
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:17,040
♪ Uh-uh ♪
934
00:42:17,107 --> 00:42:19,877
♪ So tell me what you want
And I'ma give it to ya
935
00:42:19,944 --> 00:42:21,112
♪ Like lightning ♪
936
00:42:21,179 --> 00:42:23,916
-GREYSON DE HAAN: Excuse me.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
937
00:42:24,882 --> 00:42:27,685
♪ (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
938
00:42:27,752 --> 00:42:29,188
What the hell
are you doing here?
939
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,522
JENNIFER: I was invited.
940
00:42:31,589 --> 00:42:33,223
I thought this was part
of the deal.
941
00:42:33,290 --> 00:42:35,158
It is not. If anyone sees you,
942
00:42:35,225 --> 00:42:36,826
it could be the end
of the deal.
943
00:42:36,893 --> 00:42:40,197
Dad! Have you no sense
of decency or discretion?
944
00:42:40,264 --> 00:42:42,500
-What are you talking about?
-I know who she is.
945
00:42:42,567 --> 00:42:43,768
-You do?
-JENNIFER: You do?
946
00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:45,604
Yes. I invited you here.
947
00:42:47,237 --> 00:42:48,706
Monet Makeda de Haan.
948
00:42:48,773 --> 00:42:50,240
This is not the time
or the place.
949
00:42:50,307 --> 00:42:52,576
I can't think of a better time
or place to expose
950
00:42:52,643 --> 00:42:55,847
that Dad's having an affair.
Jennifer here is his mistress.
951
00:42:55,914 --> 00:42:57,248
No, she's not.
952
00:42:57,315 --> 00:42:59,083
-Yes, she is.
-No, she's not.
953
00:42:59,150 --> 00:43:01,286
-Mom, yes, she is. I--
-No, she is not.
954
00:43:04,021 --> 00:43:05,257
She's both of ours.
955
00:43:18,636 --> 00:43:20,272
(SHAN GIGGLING)
956
00:43:25,343 --> 00:43:26,910
SHAN: Zoya, wait!
957
00:43:26,977 --> 00:43:29,513
So this is what you wanted?
It was never about my dad.
958
00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:31,181
You just wanted to get
with the only guy
959
00:43:31,248 --> 00:43:32,283
that I've been into since Obie.
960
00:43:32,350 --> 00:43:33,817
That's not it at all.
I've just--
961
00:43:33,884 --> 00:43:35,785
I've just been
a little messed up lately, and--
962
00:43:35,852 --> 00:43:37,589
And you wanted me to feel
as miserable as you do?
963
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:38,655
Well, maybe I'm miserable
964
00:43:38,722 --> 00:43:40,625
because I'm keeping
a fucking secret I shouldn't be!
965
00:43:40,692 --> 00:43:42,426
A secret about what?
966
00:43:42,493 --> 00:43:44,595
You know what? Forget it.
Go talk to your fucking dad.
967
00:43:44,662 --> 00:43:46,530
Talk to him about what, Shan?
968
00:43:46,597 --> 00:43:48,766
Or is this just another
deflection in a long line of--
969
00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:50,630
Your dad didn't buy
your apartment!
970
00:43:51,468 --> 00:43:53,137
Dirty Davis Calloway did.
971
00:43:53,204 --> 00:43:56,374
And your dad has been lying
to you and Julien about it
972
00:43:56,441 --> 00:43:57,576
ever since it happened.
973
00:43:59,143 --> 00:44:00,279
I'm s--
974
00:44:01,211 --> 00:44:02,181
♪ You're as cold as ice ♪
975
00:44:12,657 --> 00:44:14,291
Grace. We need to talk.
976
00:44:14,358 --> 00:44:16,393
Uh, you need to back up, bro.
977
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:18,730
Nobody needs to talk to anybody.
978
00:44:20,465 --> 00:44:21,901
Oh, good, they're here.
979
00:44:23,033 --> 00:44:25,302
You did this?
My brother and my mom?
980
00:44:25,369 --> 00:44:26,837
I knew Matías
wouldn't be enough.
981
00:44:26,904 --> 00:44:27,872
OBIE: Enough for what?
982
00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:32,677
-Is it true?
-What?
983
00:44:32,744 --> 00:44:34,713
Did Davis Calloway
buy our apartment?
984
00:44:35,747 --> 00:44:37,948
Z, it's complicated.
Let me explain.
985
00:44:38,015 --> 00:44:39,684
What goes on
between your father and me
986
00:44:39,751 --> 00:44:42,019
remains between
your father and me.
987
00:44:42,086 --> 00:44:44,054
And whoever else
you share it with, apparently.
988
00:44:44,121 --> 00:44:46,656
We don't... share her.
989
00:44:46,723 --> 00:44:48,325
So what do you do?
You just sit there
990
00:44:48,392 --> 00:44:49,994
-and watch them go at it to--
-Uh! (SNAPS FINGERS)
991
00:44:50,061 --> 00:44:52,629
Your privilege
has afforded you the ability
992
00:44:52,696 --> 00:44:56,694
to live your life as a proud,
out, young Black woman
993
00:44:56,761 --> 00:44:59,303
in a country where none
of those things come easily.
994
00:44:59,370 --> 00:45:02,039
But they come easily for you
because of me.
995
00:45:02,106 --> 00:45:04,809
So you have no right to question
996
00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,911
how your father and I
live our lives,
997
00:45:06,978 --> 00:45:08,708
just like we have never...
998
00:45:09,614 --> 00:45:12,117
questioned how you live yours.
999
00:45:17,288 --> 00:45:19,456
(CHUCKLES)
1000
00:45:19,523 --> 00:45:24,329
My only regret
is that you chose a public place
1001
00:45:24,396 --> 00:45:25,898
to make a mess.
1002
00:45:27,264 --> 00:45:29,601
But that is what
you are growing into.
1003
00:45:31,169 --> 00:45:32,271
A mess.
1004
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:37,140
(SIGHS)
1005
00:45:37,207 --> 00:45:38,875
Why on earth
was I summoned here?
1006
00:45:38,942 --> 00:45:41,179
We took the plane and everything
to come to a party?
1007
00:45:41,246 --> 00:45:42,346
Mom, I--
1008
00:45:42,413 --> 00:45:44,415
And what are you doing here?
1009
00:45:44,482 --> 00:45:46,483
This is your daughter's
secret boyfriend.
1010
00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:49,220
-No, he's not.
-I think you're confused.
1011
00:45:49,287 --> 00:45:51,221
Yeah, ex... exactly.
Grace would never--
1012
00:45:51,288 --> 00:45:54,724
-I told you to end it with him.
-I did! Tell her.
1013
00:45:54,791 --> 00:45:56,426
JAKE BYRON:
This is all a misunderstanding.
1014
00:45:56,493 --> 00:45:59,696
After a deep dive
of Grace's socials
1015
00:45:59,763 --> 00:46:02,233
with other grammers' geotags,
last week,
1016
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:05,335
when she was allegedly
on the campaign trail with you,
1017
00:46:05,402 --> 00:46:08,205
she was also somehow at Tacombi.
1018
00:46:08,272 --> 00:46:13,010
Ew, by the way.
And stayed at The Crosby.
1019
00:46:13,077 --> 00:46:15,445
Last week?
You said you were with your mom.
1020
00:46:15,512 --> 00:46:18,115
-You told me you were with Obie.
-OBIE: She wasn't.
1021
00:46:18,182 --> 00:46:19,716
GRACE: Luna is wrong.
1022
00:46:19,783 --> 00:46:22,452
She has the wrong dates,
the wrong information.
1023
00:46:22,519 --> 00:46:25,455
George, the GM of The Crosby,
begs to disagree.
1024
00:46:25,522 --> 00:46:27,692
-Shall I call him?
-This is getting out of hand.
1025
00:46:27,759 --> 00:46:29,827
-Are you seeing a third person?
-No.
1026
00:46:29,894 --> 00:46:31,629
Jake, when you came
to town last week
1027
00:46:31,696 --> 00:46:33,264
for your interview
with Columbia,
1028
00:46:33,331 --> 00:46:37,734
you stayed at The Crosby,
didn't you? I paid for it.
1029
00:46:37,801 --> 00:46:39,903
And you promised
this wouldn't happen again.
1030
00:46:39,970 --> 00:46:41,805
GRACE: Can we please not talk
about this here?
1031
00:46:41,872 --> 00:46:43,641
-Oh, my God!
-Your brother?
1032
00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:45,275
-JAKE: We didn't mean to.
-(GASPS)
1033
00:46:45,342 --> 00:46:48,145
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1034
00:46:48,212 --> 00:46:49,847
-Wait, Grace.
-JAKE: Grace, wait.
1035
00:46:49,914 --> 00:46:51,116
-CHARLOTTE: Let's go.
-OBIE: What?
1036
00:46:54,551 --> 00:46:57,087
Even I didn't see
that twincest coming.
1037
00:46:57,154 --> 00:46:59,924
-I hope you're happy.
-You think I wanted this?
1038
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,193
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1039
00:47:07,865 --> 00:47:09,333
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
1040
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,070
AUDREY: (SIGHS)
We thought you left.
1041
00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:15,074
Oh, well,
you thought wrong again.
1042
00:47:16,173 --> 00:47:18,608
Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
Uh, in hindsight,
1043
00:47:18,675 --> 00:47:21,145
we may not have gone about this
in the best way.
1044
00:47:21,212 --> 00:47:22,412
You think?
1045
00:47:22,479 --> 00:47:24,482
Okay, you have to admit
you've been withholding.
1046
00:47:24,549 --> 00:47:25,684
I mean...
1047
00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:28,686
No, I know you've been
wanting me to bottom,
1048
00:47:28,753 --> 00:47:31,890
and I want to.
I've just been scared.
1049
00:47:33,390 --> 00:47:36,694
It's new to me,
and I feel vulnerable.
1050
00:47:36,761 --> 00:47:38,061
And I got nervous,
1051
00:47:38,128 --> 00:47:41,200
and I got embarrassed
for getting so nervous.
1052
00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:45,169
So I went to Rex for advice
and guidance,
1053
00:47:45,236 --> 00:47:47,438
and he told me to practice.
1054
00:47:47,505 --> 00:47:51,043
And now, I'm so wildly
uncomfortable telling you this.
1055
00:47:51,709 --> 00:47:52,844
And the PrEP?
1056
00:47:53,578 --> 00:47:54,945
You're Max Wolfe.
1057
00:47:55,012 --> 00:47:56,914
We haven't had
that conversation yet.
1058
00:47:56,981 --> 00:47:58,217
He's right. We haven't.
1059
00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:03,588
You know the only people
I wanna be with is both of you.
1060
00:48:06,585 --> 00:48:08,225
You never said that as a rule.
1061
00:48:08,292 --> 00:48:10,094
Consider it said and done.
1062
00:48:10,161 --> 00:48:12,830
Yeah, and look,
as for the other thing?
1063
00:48:12,897 --> 00:48:15,400
We're happy to wait.
I mean, there's no rush.
1064
00:48:16,901 --> 00:48:19,304
I don't wanna wait. I'm ready.
1065
00:48:22,273 --> 00:48:25,209
-Camille de Haan's a cuck queen!
-KATE: Don't kinkshame!
1066
00:48:25,276 --> 00:48:27,611
I'm not! It's fucking hot.
1067
00:48:27,678 --> 00:48:29,880
I feel strangely bad for Monet.
1068
00:48:29,947 --> 00:48:32,683
Well, yeah, 'cause her mom
called her out in public?
1069
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:34,818
It's gonna be on Gossip Girl
in minutes.
1070
00:48:34,885 --> 00:48:37,321
At least our shame's only
on repeat in our heads.
1071
00:48:37,388 --> 00:48:40,924
Th-- theirs is...
one click away, forever.
1072
00:48:40,991 --> 00:48:44,528
Hmm. You know,
I also feel somehow responsible.
1073
00:48:44,595 --> 00:48:47,066
Her parents are responsible
for Monet, not you.
1074
00:48:48,265 --> 00:48:51,035
I always thought the problem
was the kids' entitlement,
1075
00:48:51,102 --> 00:48:52,937
but that comes
from somewhere else.
1076
00:48:53,004 --> 00:48:55,039
Mm-hmm. The parents
are the true monsters.
1077
00:48:55,106 --> 00:48:56,874
The kids are simply modeling
their behavior.
1078
00:48:56,941 --> 00:48:58,510
But I don't know
why it's taken me so long
1079
00:48:58,577 --> 00:48:59,742
to really see that.
1080
00:48:59,809 --> 00:49:02,279
Oh, you just needed
a good teacher to point it out.
1081
00:49:02,346 --> 00:49:05,182
I'll, uh, go get the coats?
1082
00:49:05,249 --> 00:49:08,585
♪ See the clouds
we'll be walkin' on ♪
1083
00:49:08,652 --> 00:49:11,688
♪ Coach won't put him
in the game, no, no ♪
1084
00:49:11,755 --> 00:49:16,261
♪ Rudy baby,
I don't feel the same ♪
1085
00:49:16,894 --> 00:49:19,296
♪ (SONG FADES) ♪
1086
00:49:19,363 --> 00:49:23,934
-Zoya, please! I can explain. Z.
-Explain what? What's going on?
1087
00:49:24,001 --> 00:49:25,268
Is this about the Grace thing?
1088
00:49:25,335 --> 00:49:26,605
You wanna tell her, or should I?
1089
00:49:28,339 --> 00:49:29,639
(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
1090
00:49:29,706 --> 00:49:33,071
GOSSIP GIRL:
I told you I was going to break
some hearts tonight.
1091
00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:37,448
But what I have to share
isn't exactly a lovers' quarrel.
1092
00:49:37,515 --> 00:49:41,552
They say nothing is stronger
than the bond between a father
1093
00:49:41,619 --> 00:49:45,990
and a daughter. But we have it
confirmed that Nicholas Lott
1094
00:49:46,057 --> 00:49:49,293
has committed
the ultimate betrayal.
1095
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,328
He made a deal
with a devil
1096
00:49:51,395 --> 00:49:54,231
known as Davis Calloway.
1097
00:49:54,298 --> 00:49:56,562
Nothing worse
than taking blood money
1098
00:49:56,629 --> 00:49:58,603
to keep up with the Joneses.
1099
00:49:59,336 --> 00:50:01,240
Tell me this isn't true.
1100
00:50:04,976 --> 00:50:07,179
♪ (CHILLED POP SONG PLAYING) ♪
1101
00:50:08,245 --> 00:50:09,947
Heavy is the crown?
1102
00:50:10,014 --> 00:50:11,716
No wonder Julien
shaved her head.
1103
00:50:13,917 --> 00:50:17,287
I could've made my parents
a New York Post story.
1104
00:50:17,354 --> 00:50:20,257
It... it could've ruined
their careers.
1105
00:50:20,324 --> 00:50:24,394
And for what? I mean...
They're just having fun.
1106
00:50:24,461 --> 00:50:27,365
Don't ask me.
I haven't even seen my parents
1107
00:50:27,432 --> 00:50:28,533
since last summer.
1108
00:50:32,036 --> 00:50:34,106
What if I don't want
to be loved?
1109
00:50:35,272 --> 00:50:37,675
Love only exposes you
to trouble.
1110
00:50:37,742 --> 00:50:40,845
Isn't it better to hate
and be hated?
1111
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:43,748
No. Not at all.
1112
00:50:45,149 --> 00:50:46,218
Fuck.
1113
00:50:47,852 --> 00:50:49,388
I want to be loved.
1114
00:50:50,555 --> 00:50:53,292
Me, too. Me fucking too.
1115
00:50:55,059 --> 00:50:58,295
GOSSIP GIRL: There's
no such thing as a love story.
1116
00:50:58,362 --> 00:51:00,331
Because for it to be a story,
1117
00:51:00,398 --> 00:51:02,667
it would have to
have a beginning, a middle,
1118
00:51:02,734 --> 00:51:04,400
and an end.
1119
00:51:04,467 --> 00:51:06,904
♪ ("IT'S YOUR OWN BODY AND MIND"
BY SUFJAN STEVENS AND
ANGELO DE AUGUSTINE PLAYING) ♪
1120
00:51:06,971 --> 00:51:09,040
♪ Shall we all talk paternal? ♪
1121
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:10,808
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1122
00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:13,678
♪ Shall we all talk
Of the sun? ♪
1123
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:19,284
♪ Everything runs in circles ♪
1124
00:51:20,118 --> 00:51:21,519
♪ Everything comes undone ♪
1125
00:51:21,586 --> 00:51:23,120
-You ready?
-Yes.
1126
00:51:23,187 --> 00:51:25,222
GOSSIP GIRL:
And love doesn't end.
1127
00:51:25,289 --> 00:51:26,890
-It changes.
-(MOANING)
1128
00:51:26,957 --> 00:51:28,293
GOSSIP GIRL: It grows.
1129
00:51:30,728 --> 00:51:33,632
It dims, and it dies.
1130
00:51:36,167 --> 00:51:38,971
But even then, it's never over.
1131
00:51:41,605 --> 00:51:44,942
It lives in your shadows,
waiting to wake you
1132
00:51:45,009 --> 00:51:46,611
in the middle of the night...
1133
00:51:47,211 --> 00:51:49,379
Zoya? Julien?
1134
00:51:49,446 --> 00:51:51,415
GOSSIP GIRL:
...to tap you on your shoulder
1135
00:51:51,482 --> 00:51:53,252
when you least expect it.
1136
00:51:54,318 --> 00:51:57,189
A splinter
you can never get out.
1137
00:51:59,390 --> 00:52:01,225
SHAN: Oh, baby. I'm so sorry.
1138
00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:02,327
ZOYA: I'm sorry, too.
1139
00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:06,864
♪ She's doing her own thing ♪
1140
00:52:06,931 --> 00:52:09,601
(BAR PATRONS CHATTERING QUIETLY)
1141
00:52:13,872 --> 00:52:14,839
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1142
00:52:15,940 --> 00:52:17,775
♪ Doesn't it seem
Quite obvious... ♪
1143
00:52:17,842 --> 00:52:19,409
I'm so glad you called.
1144
00:52:19,476 --> 00:52:22,046
Um, I'm so glad you answered.
1145
00:52:22,113 --> 00:52:25,615
I had an absolutely
horrible night,
1146
00:52:25,682 --> 00:52:27,650
and the only person that
I wanted to talk to about it
1147
00:52:27,717 --> 00:52:29,221
was someone
that I don't know at all.
1148
00:52:29,887 --> 00:52:31,090
Is that okay?
1149
00:52:32,156 --> 00:52:33,890
I need someone
who doesn't know
1150
00:52:33,957 --> 00:52:35,760
about all of the shit
that I've been dealing with.
1151
00:52:35,827 --> 00:52:36,795
Somebody brand new.
1152
00:52:38,429 --> 00:52:39,664
Could you be that person?
1153
00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:42,301
I'm Graham.
1154
00:52:43,435 --> 00:52:44,534
Julien.
1155
00:52:44,601 --> 00:52:47,672
GOSSIP GIRL: Each love
is a crime that haunts us
1156
00:52:47,739 --> 00:52:50,942
and we pile up crimes
as we go.
1157
00:52:51,009 --> 00:52:54,277
♪ Illuminating all things
The same ♪
1158
00:52:54,344 --> 00:52:56,213
So much for our non-romantic,
1159
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,282
completely unsexy
Valentine's Day.
1160
00:52:59,349 --> 00:53:00,485
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1161
00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:01,720
I'll get you some water.
1162
00:53:02,687 --> 00:53:04,321
Okay.
1163
00:53:04,388 --> 00:53:06,290
GOSSIP GIRL:
And while we tell ourselves
1164
00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:07,925
we'll never get caught,
1165
00:53:07,992 --> 00:53:10,662
we know we always will.
1166
00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:12,462
It's only a matter of time
1167
00:53:12,529 --> 00:53:14,932
till we commit our next crime.
1168
00:53:14,999 --> 00:53:17,968
-And this one, we swear...
-(COMPUTER PINGS)
1169
00:53:18,035 --> 00:53:19,765
...will be our last.
1170
00:53:19,832 --> 00:53:22,807
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1171
00:53:30,048 --> 00:53:33,518
GOSSIP GIRL: Spoiler alert,
it's never the last.
1172
00:53:34,886 --> 00:53:36,355
What the fu--
1173
00:53:40,324 --> 00:53:42,761
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1174
00:54:55,299 --> 00:54:56,936
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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