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SAM: We're hosting Christmas
at our house.
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This is the dream.
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Yeah, well, it's just my sister
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and probably a bag
of her laundry, but sure.
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Thor hate Christmas.
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Are you gonna bring Nigel by
for a special holiday treat?
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Well, we're not really ones
for public displays.
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So y'all haven't
kissed yet?
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I don't owe any of you
an explanation.
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NIGEL:
I think our relationship
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should end.
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Oh, I hope it's okay I brought
someone. This is Eric.
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Who's this schmuck?
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Would you let Trevor
possess your body
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so that we can be together?
I'm in.
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When Eric gets electrocuted
he'll fly back into your body.
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Bela's trying to get
Eric possessed by Trevor.
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I'm going to bed.
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Merry Christmas.
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I should screw that back on.
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Aah!
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(sniffs)
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(grunts)
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(sniffs)
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Mmm.
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Sam? Did you just
take a large bite
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out of a stick of butter?
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(gruff voice):
No. Normal bite.
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Okay.
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(normal voice):
Oh, my God.
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Sass, you won't believe
what just happened.
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I was fixing a light
and I got shocked
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and then I think Thor
possessed me.
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Yeah, I was starting
to put those pieces together.
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Okay, I just
have to do what Jay did
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when Hetty possessed him.
I've got to get into the car,
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then drive through
the ghost boundary,
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and then Thor will just
pop out of my body.
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Okay, where are my keys?
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Just throwing this out there.
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What if you didn't
eject Thor right away?
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You know, what if you
let the big guy hang out?
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You know, let him
live it up a little?
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No. I'm taking care
of this right now.
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Oh, come on.
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He's been a ghost
for a thousand years.
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Just give him a few hours.
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You're always talking
about the Christmas spirit.
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This is literally a spirit
you can help on Christmas.
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No, I'm sorry.
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At least let him
have some cod.
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(gruff voice):
Cod? Where cod?
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Thor, is that you?
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Yes. Help me, Sass.
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Sam no want to let me live.
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Okay, we need
to consult an expert.
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Someone who knows
about possession.
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You have come
to the right place.
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By the end
of my time inside Jay,
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I had learned
to fully suppress the host.
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Lessons I will
impart unto you...
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for a price.
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What she mean?
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I think she wants something
in return for helping us.
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Yesterday, Jay showed me a video
that rocked me to my core.
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When I asked Samantha to replay
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the short lumberjack film
for me, she refused,
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saying that she needed
her phone for personal affairs.
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So you want Thor
to use Sam's hands
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to play the video for you?
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Of the muscled man
and his wood, yes.
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(strains)
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(normal voice):
This is ridiculous.
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You are all gonna be
in so much trouble.
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Thor, run toward the light.
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Run toward the light
and close the door behind you.
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Hetty, are you helping him?
Why are you doing this?
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You had your chance
to do the right thing.
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Now, Thor, the light.
Run!
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(straining)
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(gruff voice):
It working. Thor back.
Yes!
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Good!
Now, her phone is downstairs
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charging in the kitchen.
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Thor on it.
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(giggles)
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Ah, right.
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Meant to warn you
about the solid wood doors.
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* *
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That was a lovely dinner.
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It was a pity the Bradfords
couldn't make it.
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They were busy, my dearest?
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Oh, no. Last week they
all died of smallpox.
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Oh, that's a relief. (laughs)
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I thought they were avoiding us.
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You know, next week's
our anniversary.
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And I must say it has been
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another blissful year.
Indeed.
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One delight after another.
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Although,
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if I were to lodge
one small complaint,
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it's that you're a big gay liar.
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Excuse me?
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Your mother's also a tad nosy,
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but, yes, I'd say, overall,
the worst part about
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our marriage
is that it's a total sham
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because, again,
you're a big gay liar.
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Wh... Uh...
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Greetings!
Oh.
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Greetings and salutations.
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Ben Franklin,
what are you doing here?
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Well, I happened
to be passing by,
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and I couldn't help but overhear
the words "big gay liar,"
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so I automatically assumed
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that someone was discussing
my old pal Higgintoot.
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You know too?
I mean, no, I-I'm not.
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Well, I, uh,
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not discovering any
electricity between you two.
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(laughs)
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(gasps, panting)
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It was only a dream.
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ALBERTA: How you feeling, Trev?
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Sorry you didn't
get to possess Eric.
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Oh, it would've been
the second greatest thing
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a Jew ever did on Hanukkah.
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It would have been the Maccabees
and then T-Money.
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Where the hell
is all the butter?
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BELA: Well, Eric left.
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I woke up to a note saying
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he was taking the afternoon
train back to Boston.
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And he apologized
for ruining Christmas.
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I'm sorry, Bela.
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The guy just left
his car for her?
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I appreciate what this guy
was gonna do for me,
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but he is a total tool.
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Look, I know from where you're
standing this all seems nuts.
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I get it, I'm not an idiot.
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But Trevor and I
had a real connection.
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It's true. We both love
Hamptons share houses
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and partying at Surf Lodge.
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Okay, it's not exactly
Romeo and Juliet,
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but it's a start.
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BELA: You're lucky, Jay.
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You found the love of your life
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and you get to spend
every day with her.
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I don't have that.
And now, thanks to you,
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I don't even get to be
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with the one guy I like
for one day.
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SAM (gruff voice): Hello.
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Is Sam.
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What?
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Just ask what's happening.
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What happen?
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Can't literally
just repeat what I said?
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Jay will fill you in.
I'm going upstairs.
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Merry Christmas.
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JAY: You okay, babe?
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You sound a little funny.
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(sighs) Have cold.
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Aw, man, on Christmas?
That's a bummer.
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Uh, what's going on?
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Thor accidentally possessed Sam
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and Hetty taught him
how to stay in there.
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Seriously? That is so unfair.
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Eric is at the train
station. He's leaving.
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Let me ask you something.
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Do you think
I was too hard on Bela?
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Yes. Yes, tell him yes.
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Keep it brief, okay?
If he figures out you're Thor,
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he'll drive you
across the ghost boundary
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and you'll be out of Sam's body.
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Well, Sam?
Yah.
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"Yes." The word is "yes," Thor.
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I was too harsh?
Yes.
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(Sam laughs)
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I did it.
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Is that a ghost thing?
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Yes.
So what should I do?
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Tell him to go to the train
station and get Eric back here.
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That's too many words, man.
He'll figure it out.
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Get Eric.
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Like, from
the train station?
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That could...
That's kind of fun.
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It's like at the end
of Single and Ready to Kringle,
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when Derek chased down Holly
at the North Pole airport.
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(giggles)
Yes. And bring back cod.
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Okay, my girl
wants Christmas dinner.
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We'll make it happen.
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Oh, move over, Judah Maccabee.
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There's a new
Hanukkah hero in town.
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Stupid little man. No idea.
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(gruff voice):
Evil tree, decorated
to mock my people.
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(exclaims)
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Whoa.
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Ghost power still
work inside Sam.
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Pretty cool.
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I guess the rumors are true.
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This a wacky turn of events.
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Yes. Watch this.
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Thor can eat now.
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Oh, boy, I'm happy
for you, buddy.
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How is that Christmas cookie?
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This Christmas cookie?
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But is amazing.
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That's the thing
about Christmas.
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It's got the best foods.
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And not just desserts.
Honey baked hams, turkeys.
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Trevor was telling me his family
used to do Chinese food.
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(grunts) What your family eat?
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Well, we're Italian,
so we did something called
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the Feast of Seven Fishes.
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Shut up!
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No, I'm serious.
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It was like, uh, fried cod,
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baked halibut.
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Ooh, have you heard of calamari?
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I've heard tales.
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Okay,
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so Christmas food pretty good.
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Is this what you like about it?
I mean,
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partly, but honestly,
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the best thing about
Christmas is family,
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being with the people you love.
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Thor do like family.
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Thor miss celebrate holidays
with family.
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Well, in a way, I mean,
the ghosts, Sam and Jay,
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we're all sort of like
your family.
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So if you did
feel like celebrating,
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you could celebrate
with all of us.
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That would be...
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very nice, but...
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of course,
Thor no into Christmas.
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Right, sure.
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That's too bad.
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Damn.
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This cookie good.
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Eric? Eric! Hey!
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Oh! (panting)
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Thank God I caught you.
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Jay, what-what
are you doing here?
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I'm here to ask you
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to come back to
the mansion with me.
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Ah, fancy pants over here's
got a mansion,
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wants everyone to know.
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My wife inherited it.
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Wait. I don't need to get
into the whole story.
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Jay, I'm really sorry,
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it's just, things got too weird.
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I think it's best if I just go.
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No.
Yeah.
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Look, can-can we talk
somewhere privately?
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Uh, I-I would, it's just,
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I don't want to
lose my place in line.
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If I end up with one of
the backward-facing chairs,
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I'm gonna get trainsick.
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Fine.
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I realized I was
too judgmental
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about that thing
that you wanted to do
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with my sister last night.
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Whoa!
Come on, man! Grow up!
260
00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,557
Look, I just want
Bela to be happy.
261
00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,458
Yeah, that's all I want too.
Okay, great,
262
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:46,960
so will you
come back with me?
263
00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,862
Oh, uh...
264
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:49,997
Is it gonna hurt?
265
00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:53,300
Honestly, yeah, man,
a little bit.
266
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,402
But once they're
fully inside,
267
00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,204
it's not that bad.
268
00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,907
Come on, man,
it's frickin' Christmas.
269
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,842
This guy.
270
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,678
PETE:
I just don't know how Thor's
pulled this off for so long.
271
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,546
I mean, at some point,
Jay's gonna notice
272
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,616
Sam's not using a lot of verbs.
Seriously.
273
00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,384
I saw Sam carrying a
rotisserie chicken like a baby.
274
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,120
That's got to raise
some red flags.
275
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,588
(sighs)
276
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,424
Everything okay, Isaac?
Well, no.
277
00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:20,127
I had the most
troubling nightmare.
278
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,494
Ooh, tell me.
279
00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,330
I'm really good
at interpreting dreams.
280
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,265
It was kind of
my thing in the cult.
281
00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,635
That and tracking down runners.
282
00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:31,204
Well, in the dream,
my dear Beatrice
283
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,973
accused me of being
284
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,775
a "big gay liar,"
285
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,144
and saying that
I wasted her life.
286
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,012
Hmm, this is a tough one.
287
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,881
Did you have all your teeth?
288
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,683
PETE:
It-it wasn't your fault,
though. I mean,
289
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,618
you were still
figuring things out yourself.
290
00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:48,021
Yes, but I still trapped her
in a sham marriage.
291
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,090
Maybe that's why you haven't
been able to kiss Nigel.
292
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,692
Because you feel guilty.
293
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,329
You're right. (chuckles)
294
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,631
Why should I be happy
295
00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,432
when she never
got to be happy? (laughs)
296
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,902
This is great news. Now
you know what the problem is.
Yeah.
297
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,704
The problem is
that I wronged somebody
298
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,505
who died 200 years ago
299
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,940
and there's nothing
I can do about it.
300
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,542
That's very useful information.
Thank you, Pete.
301
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,378
You are my little
chicken baby.
302
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,646
Yes, you are.
303
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,247
But I will eat you!
304
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,116
Okay, it's kind of weird, but...
305
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,519
I like seeing this
maternal side of Sam.
306
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,222
Now watch me handle my wood.
307
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,057
Split it.
308
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,759
Split that log.
309
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:26,960
(wood splits)
(gasps)
310
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,929
Yes, a decisive blow.
311
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,130
Again.
312
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:33,466
Alexa, add mead
to shopping list.
313
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,036
I have put mead
on your shopping list.
314
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,437
Yes!
Okay, uh,
315
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,806
now do, uh, frozen pizzas.
316
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:42,609
Alexa, now add
frozen pizzas.
317
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,212
I put frozen pizzas
on your shopping list.
318
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,279
Yes!
(laughs)
319
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,448
Hey, have you seen Jay?
320
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,183
Yes. Many times.
321
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,584
(chuckles) Good one.
322
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,153
You should really
take some DayQuil for that.
323
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,024
Oh! Did you get the ghosts
Christmas presents?
324
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,293
Huh. So sweet.
325
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,795
Well, it's Christmas day.
326
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,497
Should we open any for them?
Are any of them in here?
327
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,867
Thor.
328
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,436
You want to do the honors?
329
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,371
What is it?
330
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,873
Sam would know
what it is.
331
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,507
Jay get.
332
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:15,876
Good save.
333
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:21,014
Is nice, feeling of
anticipation and mystery.
334
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,017
Did you get into the eggnog?
You sound a little loopy.
335
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,465
This for me.
336
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,400
Is what Thor said.
337
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,835
Does he like it?
338
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,605
Thor... love... it.
339
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,307
Merry Christmas,
big guy,
340
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,742
wherever in the room you are.
341
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,111
He says thank you.
342
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,445
(door closes)
343
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,646
Look who I found.
344
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:54,647
Merry Christmas.
345
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,415
What the hell, Jay?
346
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,018
Did you get Eric
from the train station?
347
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,453
I don't know if you
and Trevor have a future
348
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,455
or what you see in him.
349
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,457
I don't know why Eric
is signing up for this,
350
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,694
but you're my sister
and it's Christmas.
351
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,496
So let's get a ghost
in this dude, huh?
352
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,031
(Sam laughs)
353
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,499
Yes!
354
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,334
BELA:
Are you sure about this?
355
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,336
It's what you want, and that's
what's important to me.
356
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,071
TREVOR:
This guy is a mensch.
357
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,807
I'm gonna do some pushups
when I get in there.
358
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,175
I'll leave your body
better than I found it.
359
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,811
Okay, are we ready?
360
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,279
Hetty, they're gonna zap him!
You want to come watch?
361
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,447
I'm good!
362
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,516
Really?
It's a possession!
363
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,085
HETTY:
I'll catch the next one!
364
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,753
Okay, proceed.
365
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,597
(gasps)
Oh, my God. Eric,
366
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,034
are you okay?
Trevor, are you in there?
367
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,335
Uh, nope.
368
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,337
Oh, my God.
He doesn't have a pulse.
369
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,205
That not good.
370
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,542
My God.
371
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,212
Did it work?
372
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,547
Uh, no, dude.
You're dead.
373
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,149
Oh, no.
374
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,416
Hi, I'm Flower.
375
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,684
I wandered over to the property
376
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,820
from a music festival
in the 60s,
377
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,822
and then
I tried to befriend a bear.
378
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,024
Drugs were involved.
379
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,994
TREVOR:
And he's staying.
380
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,036
Eric! Come back! Eric!
Okay, I got the defibrillator!
381
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,038
Everybody stand back!
382
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,974
I just have to check
a quick YouTube video.
383
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,475
BELA:
Hurry, Jay!
384
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,243
Why would you put an ad
in front of something like this?
385
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,979
So, uh, you
must be Trevor?
386
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,680
Yeah, bro.
Thanks for the effort.
387
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,848
Oh, yeah.
388
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,150
He's gonna regret
that reindeer sweater.
389
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,552
Thor, take the body,
weigh it down,
390
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,688
throw it in
the lake with Trevor.
391
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:42,890
I'm so sorry, Eric.
392
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,224
I should have
given you a chance.
393
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,093
I'll regret it for
the rest of my life.
394
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,561
That is unfortunate timing.
395
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,797
If I yell "clear,"
will it know what to do?
396
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,600
(gruff voice):
Move aside, small man!
397
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,109
(grunts)
(gasps)
398
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,111
Oh, thank God.
399
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,013
I'm so sorry, Eric.
Are you okay?
400
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,614
I don't want to do that again.
401
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,781
You don't have to.
402
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,550
Come on, let's
get you upstairs.
403
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,853
I think I saw Trevor.
404
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,388
Impressive jawline.
405
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,257
He's a really great guy.
406
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,226
Whoa, whoa.
What the hell was that?
407
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,329
Uh, what you mean?
408
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,831
I think it's time
to give it up, big guy.
409
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,867
Okay, I am Thor.
410
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,502
(gasps)
411
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,172
But you weren't Thor
last night, were you?
412
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,575
(gasps)
413
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,345
(normal voice):
No, it-it was me.
But... really?
414
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,413
A whole day, Jay?
You didn't notice?
415
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,748
Well, I mean,
I had a lot going on.
416
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,251
Bela, Christmas.
I went to a train station.
417
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,652
Get the car keys, Jay.
418
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,854
We're driving through
the ghost boundary.
419
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,790
Aah!
420
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,227
(sighs) Was fun,
421
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,696
but I missed wolf urine.
422
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,131
(inhales)
423
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,732
Mmm.
424
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,901
Is good to be back.
425
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,371
JAY:
So, how's he doing?
426
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,440
I think he's gonna be okay.
That was so scary.
427
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,876
Yeah, it was a pretty
crazy thing Eric did, huh?
428
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,513
Definitely not the actions
of a safe, predictable guy.
429
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,649
So you're saying Eric
is kind of... dangerous?
430
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,917
I'm saying Eric
431
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,886
is deeply unstable.
432
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,158
Huh.
433
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,628
Well, I successfully
removed myself
434
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,298
from the unrelenting grip
of the TikToks.
435
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,101
It mustered all my
self-control, but I did it.
436
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,435
Sam took her phone back,
didn't she?
437
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,170
Very first minute
she could.
438
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,905
What is that
on your handkerchief?
439
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,540
Hmm? Oh, it's a cricket.
440
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,309
Beatrice embroidered
it on there.
441
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,177
That was her
nickname for me.
442
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,678
She said I had a tendency
443
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,215
to chirp endlessly
like a cricket.
444
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,983
SASAPPIS:
Huh. Cricket.
445
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,384
I remember during the war
446
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,120
when you were here,
dying on the property,
447
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,587
there was a woman
who came to visit,
448
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,456
and she called you cricket.
449
00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:01,261
Are you saying Beatrice came
to visit me on my deathbed?
450
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,097
SASAPPIS: I was in the medical
tent, seeing if anyone cool
451
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,799
was gonna become a ghost,
when I saw something strange.
452
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:10,637
I must see Captain Higgintoot.
I've come a long way.
453
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,272
SASAPPIS:
A woman, who I assume
was a nurse,
454
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,541
was adamant about
changing you into your uniform
455
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,409
before you passed.
456
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,378
I'm here now, Cricket.
457
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,348
Let's get you
out of these filthy rags.
458
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,318
Beatrice came all that way
459
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,387
just to change my clothes
460
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,422
and be with me
in my final moments?
461
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,561
Seems like your wife
really cared about you, Isaac.
462
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,863
Doesn't sound like someone
who thought you ruined her life.
463
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,399
But she knew.
464
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,568
She-she had to have known.
465
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,037
And yet she came.
What does that tell you?
466
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,375
That she... forgave me.
467
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,876
And if she forgave you then,
468
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,711
don't you think
she'd want you to be happy now?
469
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,382
Oh...
470
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,150
Oh, thank you, guys.
471
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,086
You got it, Cricket.
472
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,887
Oh. God, it's so funny.
473
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,523
I thought my men were the ones
who changed my clothes.
474
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,858
(chuckles) They checked in on me
frequently, I assume.
475
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,928
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A lot-lot of checking in.
476
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,797
This is such a relief.
477
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,266
Oh, I feel such a flutter.
(laughs)
478
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,069
No, that is the dysentery.
479
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,039
JAY:
Morning, Sam.
480
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,075
It is Sam, right?
481
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,643
How do you feel
about Danes?
482
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,912
Honestly, I don't know
anything about them.
483
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,314
(sighs) That's my girl.
484
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,415
How you doing?
485
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,783
Glad to be alone in my body,
486
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,785
but sad
to have missed Christmas,
487
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,188
and not loving the fish burps.
488
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,757
Yeah, you ate a lot of haddock.
489
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,660
In retrospect,
the signs were there.
490
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,495
Oh, my God,
491
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,297
it's snowing.
492
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,598
Aw, one day
too late, huh?
493
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:49,369
GHOSTS:
* I'm dreaming of a white... *
494
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,371
What's that?
495
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,372
Coffee?
496
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,573
No, the singing.
497
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,208
Oh, I don't hear
any singing,
498
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,276
so I'm guessing ghosts?
499
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,879
* I used to know *
500
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:04,684
* Where the treetops glisten *
501
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:08,388
* And children listen *
502
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,790
* To hear *
503
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:15,862
* Sleigh bells in the snow... *
504
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:16,996
What is this?
505
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,331
We felt bad that
you missed Christmas.
506
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,566
And we wanted to make it up
507
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,401
to you.
THOR: Because Christmas
508
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,603
isn't just day on calendar.
509
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,772
It is time with people you love.
510
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:29,642
Hey, babe, somebody ripped
the head off a Santa.
511
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,646
That was before I
learn lesson. (laughs)
512
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,584
This is the best Christmas ever.
513
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,053
* I'm dreaming *
514
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:45,725
* Of a white Christmas *
(indistinct chatter, laughter)
515
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:51,198
* With every
Christmas card I write *
516
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,266
* I write *
517
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,969
* May your days be merry... *
518
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,338
Ooh, ooh! For me.
519
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,741
* And bright... *
520
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,577
Oh, Isaac. Did you wish to talk?
I think
521
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,078
we've talked enough.
522
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:11,117
* Christmases be white *
523
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,952
(sighs)
524
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,422
Huh. Sam, look.
525
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,290
(gasps) I did it.
526
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,426
JAY:
Great job, babe.
527
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,793
Well, it wasn't exactly
528
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,062
the wholesome
Christmas movie I wanted,
529
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,531
but we got there.
530
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,599
I just hope
he doesn't sue us.
531
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,034
We should probably
get him to sign a waiver
532
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,803
or something
before he goes home. (chuckles)
533
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,673
Samantha, Thor
have great idea.
534
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,808
What if we make
me possessing you
535
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,610
Christmas tradition?
(chuckles)
536
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,812
I'm gonna say
hard no to that.
537
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,482
Don't answer now.
Think about it.
538
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,151
Merry Christmas, everyone.
539
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,253
ALL:
Merry Christmas.
540
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,620
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
541
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,589
TREVOR:
And happy Hanukkah.
542
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,324
SASAPPIS:
Happy Hanukkah, right.
543
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,660
(indistinct chatter)
544
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,134
(sighs)
545
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,136
That was some day, huh?
546
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,005
Aye, indeed it was.
547
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,007
I was so close.
548
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,410
I... I'm happy for Bela.
549
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,678
I just...
550
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,480
I'm just a little...
551
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,415
revved up,
if you know what I mean.
552
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,649
(laughs)
553
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,585
Sorry, I shouldn't
say that in front of you.
554
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,754
No, no, I know
exactly what you mean.
555
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,557
To lust for one just
out of reach, it's torture.
556
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,259
Tell me about it.
557
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,696
Leaves you
feeling... hungry.
558
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,897
Starving.
559
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,064
Ravenous.
560
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,766
Horned up.
561
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,001
How dare you?
562
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,469
Did I go too far?
563
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,605
Not nearly far enough,
you pantless son of a bitch.
564
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,206
Come over here.
565
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,517
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566
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,320
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567
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,856
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