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Man, I can't wait to get to the party.
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It's going to be all like
"What's up, Mr. President?"
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You know who else is like
"What's up, Mr. President?"
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My mom!
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Muscle Man, enough.
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Do you think they'll have snacks?
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It's the biggest Halloween
party in town, Pops.
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They'll have all the candy you can eat.
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Yeah, but all the good stuff will
be gone before will get there!
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This drive is taking forever!
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The map says it should
be right around here.
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Stop reading the map wrong, Thomas!
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You're gonna get us lost!
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I don't even have the map!
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You shut it, Thomas!
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What did I tell you about talking to me?
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Leave him alone, Muscle
Man, he's just an intern.
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It's bad enough he doesn't get paid.
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Wait, you guys are getting paid?
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Benson, you sure you
know where we're going?
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I haven't seen a house for miles!
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It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
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I'm dying of boredom back here.
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We could pass the time
with a game of "I Spy".
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No way. You got carsick the
last time we played that.
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I know! How about some scary stories?
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Yeah-yuh!
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No. Pops can't handle it.
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Oh nonsense, I'll be fine.
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Okay. But if he gets scared,
you two are in serious trouble.
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Yeah, yeah.
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All right. It all started
at the Bowling Alley
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on a dark and stormy night.
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That's game!
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Yeah, you show them how you
roll them, Mordy. Heyyyyy!
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Yeah, thanks, Uncle Steve.
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Man, forget this! You already
won three games in a row!
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Plus, your weirdo uncle is making
me uncomfortable with his lame tie.
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Just dressing for the occasion, man,
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don't act like you're jealous of this.
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Come on, Fives, let's bail.
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Yeah, let's go, Mordecai.
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Aw, come on, one more game.
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Or are you guys afraid to lose?
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No way, bro. Oh, it is on.
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Uncle Steve, you down
to play another game?
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I don't know Mordy, I'm
kinda low on fundage.
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This tie wasn't cheap, you know.
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It's cool, Uncle
Steve, I got five bucks.
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Oh no, Mordy, I couldn't.
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Don't worry about it,
you can pay me back later.
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I know you're good for it.
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Okay, I promise I'll get you back.
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Yeah-a, game on!
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Oh no, my tie!
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Uncle Steve!
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I can't believe he's gone.
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This is all my fault!
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If I hadn't pressured everybody
to play that extra game,
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my uncle would still be alive.
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Ah, don't talk like that man.
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Life just does its thing, you know?
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If I were you, I'll be more
upset about losing the five bucks.
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Not helping, dude.
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My fault... It's all my fault.
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Uncle Steve!
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Mordy, why did you have
to play another game!
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No!
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Rigby?
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Get a hold of yourself, Mordecai,
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all the guilt is making you see things.
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It's not real, it's not real
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Rigby, I can't stop
seeing my dead uncle!
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Ahh. Me either.
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Mordy...
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Dude! I thought your uncle was dead!
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He is!
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Mordy!
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Did we lose him?
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Mordy, hey I bet you thought I forgot.
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Well here you go.
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Dude, it's your five bucks!
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Hey, a promise is a promise.
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Uh, thanks, Uncle Steve.
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Ah, no problem. Take care now.
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The end.
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What's wrong with you!?!?
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What?
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Just look at Pops!
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Oh, it's all right, I'm fine really.
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Pops, chill. It's just the phone.
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I'm gonna take this. Hello?
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Mordecai!
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Oh, hey Margaret.
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We just got to the
party. Are you inside?
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No, actually we're still
driving. We got a little lost.
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Ahh man, that's a bummer.
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It's cool though, we've
been telling scary stories.
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Hey, I've got a good one,
put me on speaker phone.
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Hey, Margaret's gonna tell a story.
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It'd better not be scary!
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Don't worry, it's a funny one.
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It all started we were getting into
the cart to go to a Halloween movie.
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Aw yeah-a! Halloween movie time.
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Shotgun!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Going to the movies.
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No you're not, we need that cart
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to patrol delinquents T.P'ing the park.
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But Margaret's car is in the shop.
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How are we gonna get to the theater?
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Not my problem.
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Trick or treat, losers.
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Yeah, trick or treat, losers.
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Let's roll.
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I guess that's it.
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There's no way we'll
make it there in time now.
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What? We can't give up yet.
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Yeah, I'll call a taxi.
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There's still some time.
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We'll probably just miss the previews.
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Thank you. They said ten minutes.
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That was fast.
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I thought you said you called a taxi.
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Need a ride?
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Uh, could you takes to
the movie theater downtown?
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We'll take you wherever you need to go.
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Climb aboard the party
bus, and join the party.
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Cool!
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See, nothing to worry about.
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Yeah.
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Welcome, fellow citizens,
to the party bus!
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Party bus!
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Sweet!
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Margaret!
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This is crazy!
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I know, right?
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Come on!
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There's some great costumes in here!
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Yeah, there must have been a huge sale
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on white wigs or something.
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Soda?
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Thanks. Mordecai, look!
Are they all right?
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Oh, yeah, they're cool. Just
partied a little too hard, I guess.
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Party bus! Party bus!
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Yeah! See? Isn't this great?
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You're right. Party bus!
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Hey! He's passing the movie theater.
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Driver, stop the bus!
Let us off! Stop the bus!
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Ugh. Mordecai, the bus isn't stopping!
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You can't stop now, the
party's just getting started.
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You don't look so good, man.
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Yeah, how long have you been here?
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Fifteen... minutes.
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Those weren't white wigs,
everybody's getting older!
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Mordecai, your face!
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What? Huh?
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You're getting older!
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So are you!
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We need to get off this bus now!
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Stop the bus, stop the bus!
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You can't stop the party
bus once it's started.
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Right,everybody?
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What's that saying again?
Party till you drop!
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Help me with the door.
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It won't open!
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Stop the bus!
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The brakes don't work!
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Try the emergency break!
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Well, at least
we still--.
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Why did you put it in reverse?
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It was the only thing I could think of!
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Guys, look!
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We're getting younger!
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We gotta get off this bus!
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Guys look, an emergency hatch!
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Come on, everybody up!
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Now what?
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We gotta jump!
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We did it! We got off the party bus.
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Uh, was that supposed to be funny?
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Yeah, "The party's killer". Get it?
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Mordecai? You there?
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Um, I gotta go. I'll see you there.
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That's it, no more stories from anyone.
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Aw, what?
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Come on, Benson, don't
act like this is our fault.
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If you haven't gotten us lost,
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we wouldn't be telling
stories, now would we?
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DON'T MAKE ME MAKE SKIPS
TURN THIS VAN AROUND!
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Skips, don't make Benson
make you turn this van around!
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I have to go to this
party, I just have to!
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Hey, knock it
off or I'll--.
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I hope you two are proud of yourselves,
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look where your "scary
stories" got us now!
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Hey! Skips should've
watched where he was going!
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JUST GET IN THE TOW TRUCK!
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Okay! Okay!
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Listen, there's a
party we need to get to,
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do you mind dropping us off?
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No problem, chief.
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This is going to take forever!
Anyone got another story?
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Yeah-ah!
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Are you kidding me? We
just got in an accident,
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Pops is scared half to death, and
you want to tell more stories?!
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Actually, I wouldn't mind
hearing one more tale.
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Yeah, they've been pretty good.
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I'm down.
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It would be nice to hear
one while I'm not driving.
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See, Benson, even
Skips wants to hear one!
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Okay! Okay! Okay! You all just
have to hear one more story?
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Fine! But this time
I'm telling the story!
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Aw, what?
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Now pay attention, you
just might learn something.
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Whoa, watch it!
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What's all this?!
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You two are re-wallpapering
the house today.
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Aw, what?!
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Why?!
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Because of that!
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Wait, how do you know it was us?!
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Okay, okay, fine, we'll
just patch up that one spot!
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No, you can't, because that
wallpaper is discontinued,
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so you gotta do the whole house with
this new stuff so it all matches!
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But we don't even know
how to wallpaper walls!
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Just follow the instructions,
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and make it nice or
you're doing it over again.
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You didn't have to throw
the equipment at us!
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Yes, I did!
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No, no, no! Step 5A
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Smooth the glue paste
before applying the paper,
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5B Smooth the paper and
apply the glue paste.
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Wait, what?
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I don't know, man! These
don't make any sense.
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I hate wallpapering!
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I just wish we could get
someone else to do it.
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Do you hate wallpapering,
trying to do it yourself,
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but the instructions
just don't make sense?
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Did you turn on the TV?
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No.
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Hi, I'm Jan, the wallpaper man.
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I'm here to do away with
all your wallpaper problems,
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and believe me, I've been there.
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Nobody likes wallpapering, not even me!
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I've just been doing
it for over 40 years
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and have gotten pretty darn good at it,
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so let me deal with all
the headaches for you.
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Yeah if only we had a million bucks!
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Now you're probably thinking
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"Yeah, if only we had a million bucks!"
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And normally, you'd be right!
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But with Jan the wallpaper
man, the first job's free!!
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What?
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That's right. I'll wallpaper
your whole house for free,
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but in return I only ask that
for your next wallpaper job,
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you call old Jan here first.
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00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:03,063
A free job for first
dibs on your second job,
258
00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:05,323
now that sounds like
a good deal, right!?
259
00:14:05,443 --> 00:14:08,683
So call 555-01WALLPAPERMAN
260
00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:11,123
and I'll wallpaper your
house, I really will!
261
00:14:11,943 --> 00:14:13,843
Why is the TV in the hallway?
262
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:16,223
Hey Muscle Man, do you
ever order stuff off the TV?
263
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,343
Oh for sure! Especially
if it's a local business.
264
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:22,703
I once bought some sweet
old-replica hand grenades
265
00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:25,023
from this old army dude off the TV,
266
00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:27,923
and it turns out they
were the real deal!
267
00:14:28,123 --> 00:14:29,663
What? No way!
268
00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,843
Remember when the
shed exploded last week
269
00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:33,443
and I told you it was lightning?
270
00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:34,863
Yeah it wasn't even raining.
271
00:14:35,183 --> 00:14:39,223
Exactly. I'm getting a
second shipment today.
272
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:43,063
I'm telling you, local TV dudes
always come through for you.
273
00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:49,683
Hi there. Jan the wallpaper man.
274
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,543
Oh great. Come in, Come in.
275
00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:52,403
Well okay.
276
00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,803
So this is it, you'll do
the whole house, right?
277
00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:56,703
For free, right?
278
00:14:56,823 --> 00:14:58,703
Yes, yes, the whole house for free.
279
00:14:58,703 --> 00:14:59,883
We don't even have to tip you?
280
00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:02,203
Nope, nope, nothing
like that. I promise.
281
00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:03,303
Ha ha, great.
282
00:15:03,423 --> 00:15:04,783
And it's just you two here?
283
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:07,003
Ah, no, there bunch of
people out of this place.
284
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,063
Should we clear everyone out?
285
00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:09,603
Oh, no, no, that's fine.
286
00:15:09,823 --> 00:15:11,143
I'll deal with them device even.
287
00:15:11,263 --> 00:15:13,283
Well, we got some important
video games to play.
288
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:14,043
So we'll leave you to it.
289
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:18,503
Okay, thank you, sirs!
I'll be done in no time.
290
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,663
Let's take a break.
291
00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:29,663
I can't feel my thumbs.
292
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:33,423
Let's go check and see
that wallpaper guy's done.
293
00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:39,123
Nice! Check out this new wall shine.
294
00:15:39,363 --> 00:15:41,743
Dude, this is the best
idea we've ever had.
295
00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:43,083
Let's check out the rest of our house.
296
00:15:44,263 --> 00:15:44,563
POPS!
297
00:15:48,443 --> 00:15:50,063
Stop! What are you doing?
298
00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:54,203
Are you okay? What happened?
299
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:59,143
I don't know! I was just heading
to the kitchen for an ice lolly
300
00:15:59,143 --> 00:16:01,143
when that man fell upon me.
301
00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:02,483
This guy must be nuts!
302
00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:04,483
We gotta get him outta
here before Benson sees.
303
00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:06,163
Benson!
304
00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:15,463
What did that guy do?
305
00:16:15,463 --> 00:16:16,523
Help!
306
00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:17,003
Come on.
307
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:19,883
Benson!
308
00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:24,943
Come on.
309
00:16:27,123 --> 00:16:28,283
We gotta go back. Go back!
310
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,123
HEY!
311
00:16:38,403 --> 00:16:39,003
Help!
312
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:40,883
Benson!
313
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,243
Okay, you and Pops go find Benson.
314
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,983
I'm going after the wallpaper man.
315
00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:45,703
Come on, Pops.
316
00:16:49,703 --> 00:16:50,783
HEY! STOP!
317
00:16:51,163 --> 00:16:53,143
Benson? Hello?
318
00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:56,243
Oh, I don't like this at all.
319
00:16:56,243 --> 00:16:57,463
Shh. Quiet, Pops.
320
00:16:57,463 --> 00:16:59,063
Help!
321
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:00,323
Benson, we're coming!
322
00:17:06,783 --> 00:17:07,643
Whoa...
323
00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:09,843
We must be getting close.
324
00:17:10,123 --> 00:17:11,563
Benson!!!
325
00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:13,383
What the...
326
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:14,883
We're getting nowhere!
327
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:15,463
Look!
328
00:17:18,463 --> 00:17:20,543
I think it wants us to
go this way. Come on.
329
00:17:21,703 --> 00:17:23,623
I think we're growing.
330
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:26,763
No. The hall's getting
smaller. What the...?
331
00:17:27,063 --> 00:17:29,543
It's an optical illusion. Go back.
332
00:17:30,503 --> 00:17:33,143
No, no, no! I can't stand small spaces!
333
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,943
Okay, just calm down.
334
00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:36,323
I need air! I can't breathe!
335
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,763
You can breathe. Don't panic!
336
00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:39,283
I need to get outta here!
337
00:17:40,403 --> 00:17:42,123
Aw, stop! Rigby!
338
00:17:47,063 --> 00:17:48,743
Help!
339
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,983
Hold on, Benson! Come on, let's go.
340
00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:00,903
Are we still in the house?
341
00:18:00,903 --> 00:18:02,483
Hey! Help!
342
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,883
Are you guys okay?
343
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:08,563
Do we look okay? Hurry up
and get us down from here.
344
00:18:08,563 --> 00:18:09,563
Who's that guy?
345
00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:12,183
I was just trying to deliver
a package to Mitch Sorrenstein.
346
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,683
I don't wanna die!
347
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,103
Don't worry! we'll get...
348
00:18:15,783 --> 00:18:18,023
Let our friends go, and
then get out of our house!!!
349
00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:40,043
Watch it!
350
00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:50,743
I'm free. Eat on that,
you eight-legged--
351
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,143
Whatever. That didn't even hurt.
352
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:59,823
If your job was to kill people,
you'd probably get fired. Heh heh.
353
00:18:59,843 --> 00:19:00,923
Huh? Wha...?
354
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,043
Hey! Don't even think
about eating me, bro!
355
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:06,263
Muscle Man!
356
00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:08,923
Help us! What are you waiting for?
357
00:19:11,063 --> 00:19:12,703
My ankles!
358
00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:15,063
Uhh... My arm...
359
00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:16,063
Great rescue.
360
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,883
You're gonna kill us before
that spider gets the chance.
361
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:24,283
Come on, let's go! We
gotta get outta here!
362
00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:26,583
No, you don't! You two are staying here!
363
00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:27,183
What?
364
00:19:27,183 --> 00:19:29,483
You hired that thing. You fire it.
365
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,603
That spider's gonna kill us!
366
00:19:33,763 --> 00:19:35,243
Not my problem!
367
00:19:36,823 --> 00:19:38,943
Okay! Listen up, Jan!
368
00:19:40,063 --> 00:19:40,983
You're fired!
369
00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:43,803
Dude, that was a metaphor!
370
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:45,183
We need to stay and destroy him!
371
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:46,143
What? Really?
372
00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:52,743
Now what?
373
00:19:52,823 --> 00:19:54,363
Dude, Muscle Man's package!
374
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:56,363
What? Muscle Man's package?
375
00:19:56,483 --> 00:19:58,363
He was expecting a package of grenades!
376
00:19:58,503 --> 00:20:00,243
Just go get the box. I'll cover you.
377
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:08,623
Got it!
378
00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:10,223
Open it! Open it!
379
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,583
I can't...
380
00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:14,503
I can't... this stupid tape... There.
381
00:20:16,403 --> 00:20:17,943
Great! So, what's the plan now?
382
00:20:18,203 --> 00:20:19,943
And aren't these just replica grenades?
383
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,663
No, Muscle Man said they
were the real deal, remember?
384
00:20:22,663 --> 00:20:23,423
Oh, yeah!
385
00:20:23,503 --> 00:20:25,063
Quick, pull out all the pins!
386
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:29,343
Special delivery.
387
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:29,343
Time to redecorate.
388
00:20:30,423 --> 00:20:31,343
Time to redecorate.
389
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,283
Wait, what?
390
00:20:30,443 --> 00:20:33,423
Time to redecorate. Because of
all the wall-- ahh, just throw it.
391
00:20:38,243 --> 00:20:39,283
Eat it, Jan!
392
00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:41,563
Hey, hold on.
393
00:20:41,703 --> 00:20:43,863
How far away are we supposed to
be before these things go off?
394
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:44,723
Wait, what?
395
00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:52,723
The end.
396
00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:54,423
Dude, that story was lame!
397
00:20:54,423 --> 00:20:56,423
Yeah, Benson, we're not even that dumb!
398
00:20:56,703 --> 00:20:58,563
It's my story! I'll
tell it how I want it!
399
00:20:58,703 --> 00:21:01,043
Listen up, everyone. I
got a story about Benson.
400
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:03,463
No, you don't! No more stories, Rigby!
401
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,463
Party is just up ahead, chief.
402
00:21:07,303 --> 00:21:09,683
Ha, great, see? We're almost there.
403
00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:10,923
Yeah, totally great.
404
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,923
That means there's enough
for me to tell the story
405
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,543
to chose how dumb Benson is!
406
00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:17,383
No, there isn't! Story
time is over, Rigby!
407
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,863
Once upon a time, Benson's so dumb!
408
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:20,883
No stories!
409
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:31,003
Are you okay?
410
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:36,683
Yeah, we're fine. Huh?
411
00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:40,443
Aw, what?! We didn't survive the crash?!
412
00:21:40,563 --> 00:21:41,203
I guess not.
413
00:21:41,983 --> 00:21:44,903
UNBELIEVEABLE! RIGBY, YOU'RE FIRED!
414
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:48,943
You can't fire me, I'm dead! PARTY!
415
00:21:52,883 --> 00:21:54,663
Why do I even bother?
416
00:21:55,843 --> 00:21:57,063
You're coming in?
417
00:21:58,523 --> 00:21:59,563
Yeah, I guess.
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