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me changement
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spare some change kit
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excuse me sir I got nothing you want to
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tell me you got nothing
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take the jangling change out of your
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[ __ ] pocket first and the ones that
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do stop to give you something they they
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all got that self-satisfied grin all
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over their smug faces like they've just
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confirmed that they really are the most
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impressive [ __ ] thing in the world
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and you just got to bow your head and
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say god bless you as if there isn't an
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actual exchange going on your bloated
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sense of self-worth is equal to the hole
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that's been ripped out of my dignity
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through you jerks you don't choose to be
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me you start off with dreams and
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optimism and hard work and then you
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realize that those qualities were
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planted in you by the same force that's
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been conniving the space you apart with
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a [ __ ] sledgehammer and then when
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you're lying on the floor begging that
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force for help you notice my god it's
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laughing and that's when it hits you
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that this evil books has been laughing
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the entire [ __ ] time and the only way
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you're going to shut it up is to laugh
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right back in its face and twice as hard
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I sleep in that Columbus some [ __ ]
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doesn't sneak in there first
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the last prick I got in there still
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picking the glass out of his face
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there's a place to piss out here a place
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to share to place to [ __ ] and a place to
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die and the only thing they got in
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common is you wouldn't be caught dead
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but don't even think this [ __ ] can't
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happen to you I wasn't born in a puddle
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I used to be an executive I started in
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the mailroom underground before I earned
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19 raises and shot up 42 floors
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to have my own personal view of this
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whole [ __ ] cesspool I was also
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married to a wife a beautiful one in a
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dress
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she smelled like my mother she kissed me
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whenever I wanted and she cried when I
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was said I even ran for mayor once a few
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years ago it wasn't my idea if it was up
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to me I just tell everybody to go [ __ ]
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themselves but this game the politicians
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insisted I was relatable before they
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filled me full of drugs and forced me
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onto their campaign he was in my cabinet
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the angle was I knew the street so who
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better to clean him up I apparently was
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in the lead because the other guy had a
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harelip and I told it like it was but
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then the opposition invited me to this
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sort of debutante dinner party where I
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was framed for fingering a bunch of
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animals the smear campaign was too much
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for my wife and she blew herself up at a
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press conference
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with the pox there Oh what is this is
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this the part where you all jump out is
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that your big [ __ ] plan
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[ __ ] you [ __ ] you bastard you're dead
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[ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ]
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you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you back I
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still have a list of my policy for if I
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did or ever do in mayor I'd start by
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tearing down every [ __ ] billboard in
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the country and the ones that are left
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standing would say horrible horrible
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[ __ ] that would just make you cute
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then I'd shut down every TV station make
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everyone live in the forest and every
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CEO of every corporate [ __ ] house would
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have to cut their heads off in front of
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everyone and we'd still have a long
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[ __ ] way to go I mean look around and
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you think it's normal because it's all
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you ever see but TV didn't exist a
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hundred years ago condoms didn't exist a
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hundred years ago the [ __ ] smart bomb
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didn't exist a hundred years ago but you
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just dive right in nose first into the
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muck and hide behind your stupid
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ignorance as an excuse for abandoning
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nature and abandoning God and if you
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think I'm an [ __ ] just flip open to
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any [ __ ] page of the Bible then look
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up at the squalor you're boiling in and
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you [ __ ] tell me we're not living in
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wrong and don't get me started on those
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[ __ ] handheld idiot boxes you're all
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walking around like a bunch of
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sleepwalking morons with your faces and
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your phones and your phones down here so
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really what you're looking at is the
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ground man they got you living your
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entire life staring into this this
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little mirror where you just marvel at
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your own drooling reflection and your
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ego bathes in itself and your whole
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[ __ ] life goes by and a meaningless
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blip and even that slips it's shorter
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now it's because of that [ __ ] phone
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because it's pumping toxic waves of DNA
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mutating crap into your body and fill in
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your prostate you just did and your
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brains which can
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and it's doing it at all times around
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the [ __ ] clock even while you're
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asleep and why so you can delete your
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[ __ ] email and don't even get me
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started on AIDS when I was 10 my uncle
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came to live with us to sleep on the
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couch and hide from some pursuers he
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wasn't allowed to talk about one night
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he was ranting about how some spooks had
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replaced his normal hair with electronic
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recording strands but when he tried to
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burn those strands out of his head his
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whole body caught fire and spread to the
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house immediately since he'd riddled the
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place with flammable booby traps my
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parents were sleeping upstairs and died
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in the blaze I was sleeping in my tree
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house that night which was right outside
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their windows so I was at the perfect
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angle to hear the screams I had earlier
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been diagnosed with the same disorder as
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my uncle but my prescription burned up
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in the fire so I forget I remember the
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pills were yellow and while they did
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lower the volume of everyone shouting
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they would also turn your teeth black
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and make your dreams tell you to break
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things
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you know if Freud says about the nature
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of [ __ ] he says it's when the home
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becomes on home like one Heimlich and
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that's what this place has become this
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whole [ __ ] time and country and
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everything else its environment and I
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want my life to mean something I want to
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change things around and make something
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beautiful out of all this [ __ ] even now
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when I sleep I have dreams that would
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make you cry big colorful dreams where
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that's my daughter
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you
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