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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:03,593 ANNOUNCER: In the previous episode of �on Man... 2 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:06,162 Although much of the blast was contained underground, 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:08,868 the explosion spread a radioactive cloud for miles. 4 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,342 Much of the blame, and anger, 5 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:13,972 is focused on a major player in this tragedy, Iron Man. 6 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:18,243 The very technology that you designed to keep yourself alive... 7 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,844 Is being used to commit atrocities. 8 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:23,584 Endless opportunities for terrorist misery, 9 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:25,182 because of what I built. 10 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:28,253 These Negator Packs seem to do a pretty good job 11 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,524 of disabling my stolen technology. 12 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:33,396 Generate a list of every known armored warrior. 13 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:37,370 Everybody gets a personally delivered gift box, courtesy of Iron Man. 14 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:44,769 It's just you and me, Iron Man. Like I've always wanted. 15 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,448 (SCREAMS) 16 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,249 FURY: It's about Iron Man. 17 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:54,117 You shut down Iron Man, 18 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:59,115 or S.H.l.E.L.D. will shut down Stark Enterprises. Period. 19 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,216 Effective immediately, 20 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:05,522 I'm terminating Iron Man's employment by Stark Enterprises. 21 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,033 (ALL GASPING) 22 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,866 To put it simply, he's fired. 23 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:13,667 JULIA: You can lie in public all you want, but don't lie to me. 24 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:15,231 Why do you always push away the people 25 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,902 who care the most about you? 26 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:18,534 I don't know. 27 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,606 JULIA: Why won't you talk to me? 28 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,684 Tony? Tony? 29 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:29,579 I... 30 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:34,085 lam... 31 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:40,033 I am Iron Man! 32 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:44,162 I am Iron Man! 33 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:08,827 I am Iron Man! 34 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,909 (SIGHS) 35 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,443 Julia, Julia, Julia. 36 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,216 JIM: Let me guess, Chuckles. 37 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:37,655 Your little heart to heart with Tony 38 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,352 wasn't the rousing success you'd hoped for, huh? 39 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,988 My emotions got the best of me. 40 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,599 Yeah, that's what Tony does best. 41 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:49,261 Lets people get close, but never really lets them in. 42 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,326 What'll we do, Jim? 43 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,429 He's cut himself off. He won't listen to anybody. 44 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,100 Except those of the holographic persuasion. 45 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:58,570 Yo, homey! How about cutting us a couple of megabytes of information? 46 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:02,570 My programming prevents me from divulging any privileged data. 47 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:05,812 Oh, wise up, binary-brain. Tony's going down for the third time 48 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,820 and dragging everyone else down with him. 49 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,288 You know what happens then? 50 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,451 They put you to work checking tax returns for the IRS. 51 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:16,929 Actually, I have found Mr. Stark's recent behavior rather unsettling. 52 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,795 Yeah, as in crazy. 53 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:22,233 Perhaps I can facilitate a frank discussion of the issues. 54 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:24,862 Would it be useful if I were to locate him for you? 55 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,736 He's at the beach house, isn't he? 56 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:29,299 HOMER: No. He is currently flying south. 57 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:31,033 - What the heck? -Where do you think he... 58 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:32,476 HOMER: Probable target identified. 59 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:35,174 Special Naval Command Operative, code-named... 60 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,683 (JULIA READING SCREEN) 61 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,241 - Oh, Jim. -Oh, I know. 62 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,581 He's gunning for the good guys again. 63 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:40,848 Rhodey, you've got to stop him. 64 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,412 Hey, look, I've tried, but there's no talking to... 65 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:46,050 I don't mean talk. I mean stop him as War Machine. 66 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,656 I can't fight Tony! I mean, he's Tony! 67 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,528 He's not the Tony we knew. Rhodey, he's crossed the line. 68 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,293 He's a menace to himself and everyone else. 69 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,357 (SIGHS) 70 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:58,398 Hard drive, prepare the War Machine Armor, 71 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:01,806 so it's real nice and shiny for when Tony kicks my rear. 72 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,982 STINGRAY: You're in serious hot water, Iron Man. 73 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,849 Fired from Stark's security umbrella, 74 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:16,048 and then assaulting a Level Six Naval Command Officer is no laughing... 75 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,081 IRON MAN: Maybe I'm working alone these days, but believe me, Stingray, 76 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,183 I don't want to fight you. 77 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:21,694 STINGRAY: Yeah, well, tell that to the feds 78 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,425 when they slam your sorry butt in the brig. 79 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,365 IRON MAN: Hydro Armor. 80 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:39,269 (SCREAMS IN PAIN) 81 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,083 (IRON MAN PANTING) 82 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,586 IRON MAN: Chest on fire. I got to rest. 83 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,824 Nothing happened. 84 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:06,904 Stingray's equipment isn't based on Stark technology. What have I done? 85 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:07,997 WAR MACHINE: Well, let's see. 86 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,500 Near as I can figure, you've trespassed on federal property, 87 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,308 assaulted a naval officer, 88 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,815 and taken a dip without waiting an hour after mealtime. 89 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:18,112 IRON MAN: I don't have time for one of your morality lectures, Jim. 90 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,243 WAR MACHINE: Yeah, well, make time. 91 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:21,652 I'm here to put the kibosh on your act, one way or another. 92 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:25,454 IRON MAN: Don't you get it? I have to do this! I have to! 93 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,459 It's the only way to make sure my designs... 94 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:32,454 Wait a minute, your War Machine armor is also one of my designs. 95 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,334 WAR MACHINE: Tony! You got rust in your helmet or what? Knock it off! 96 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,865 IRON MAN: No! Can't stop! Must not stop! 97 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,310 WAR MACHINE: Man, you've really lost it. 98 00:05:56,255 --> 00:06:00,385 (GASPING) No! Not again! Not the water! 99 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:04,686 HOMER: Sir, you are drowning Mr. Rhodes! 100 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:05,994 IRON MAN: Jim? Drowning? 101 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,234 WAR MACHINE: Now What? 102 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,431 Don't tell me he's gonna make it rain on me. 103 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:19,036 Wait, he's not showing up on radar. 104 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:22,013 He must've activated his stinking Stealth Armor. 105 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,884 IRON MAN: I'm sorry, Jim. 106 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:37,862 But your armor's based on the same Stark technology they're tracking down. 107 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,991 If it ever fell into the wrong hands... 108 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:43,525 Don't you see? Too much blood has already been spilled with my sword. 109 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,298 It has to end. 110 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,467 (JIM GROANING) 111 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,236 WAR MACHINE: Your timing stinks, Stark! 112 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,267 Just when I'd gotten used to the darn thing again. 113 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,607 JUSTIN: Ladies and gentlemen. 114 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:04,287 No. Iron Man, Stark Enterprises' squeaky-clean corporate symbol, 115 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:06,257 has become an uncontrollable menace. 116 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:10,058 Mr. Hammer? Don't you mean former corporate symbol? 117 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,393 Whatever. 118 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:16,130 So, as a loyally patriotic citizen of this great nation, 119 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:22,541 and to end this sad chapter in history, I've placed all of Hammer Corporation's 120 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:26,307 considerable resources at the government's disposal. 121 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,545 (REPORTERS MURMURING) 122 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,879 In a momentous collaboration, 123 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:35,318 the final solution to the Iron Man threat. 124 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:45,054 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Firepower! 125 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:51,832 These radio-controlled tanks and planes are just for target practice. 126 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:57,002 Firepower was built for one purpose, and one purpose only, 127 00:07:57,043 --> 00:08:00,479 to ensure the security and safety of the world 128 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,915 by destroying the renegade Iron Man. 129 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,510 You got it wrong, Hammer, old boy. 130 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:10,648 It's Firepower, using my stolen technology, that needs the destroying. 131 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,293 (MEN SHOUTING) 132 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,565 JULIA: Iron Man? Come in, Iron Man! 133 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,403 Come on, Tony, you stubborn mule, I know you can hear me. 134 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,807 IRON MAN: Then why are you yelling? JULIA: Don't get smart with me, Stark. 135 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:33,176 Just hustle your skinny metal behind out of there! It's a trap! 136 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:35,044 IRON MAN: No kidding, Sherlock. JULIA: Then why are you... 137 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:38,574 IRON MAN: Because now everything makes sense. Hammer built Firepower. 138 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,643 Five'll get you 10, he was behind the thefts all along. 139 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,212 If I can take Hammer's brain child apart and analyze it, 140 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,020 I'll have the proof I need. 141 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:47,389 And then what, Tony? What possible good can... 142 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:49,121 Look, Julia, I'd love to chat, 143 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:51,960 but there's a 5,000 pound gorilla looking to peel me like a banana. 144 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:55,263 Tony? Tony! Oh, you stupid... 145 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,531 (HELMET RINGING LOUDLY) 146 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:02,371 Nothing like an iron helmet to nicely amplify the sound of an explosion. 147 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:03,967 HOMER: Warning, Iron Man's heart rate 148 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,808 and blood pressure are at critical levels. 149 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,314 IRON MAN: All right, laughing boy, maybe you've got me outgunned. 150 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:11,908 But this armor of mine wasn't just built for comfort, it was built for speed! 151 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:13,915 FIREPOWER: Locking on target. 152 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:16,952 Locking on target. 153 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:24,156 Locking on target. On target, on target, on target... 154 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,220 IRON MAN: Miss me? 155 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:29,290 Here's a chip on your shoulder. Negator Chip, that is. 156 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,463 Mind if I ask you a question? 157 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,304 Shouldn't your circuits be turning to guacamole about now? 158 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,673 FIREPOWER: Locking on target. IRON MAN: That's one answer. 159 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,173 (IRON MAN GRUNTS) 160 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,812 So after Iron Man's vicious and unprovoked 161 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:44,475 attack upon the guardsmen, 162 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,485 I analyzed his Negator Packs 163 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,489 and discovered a way to neutralize their effects. 164 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:53,049 They're totally useless against Firepower's design. 165 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,420 (POWER FADING IN ARMOR) 166 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:56,622 (GROANS) 167 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:58,494 HOMER: Sir, your circuitry has run down, 168 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,465 repulsor power nearly exhausted. 169 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:03,491 And, oh, yes, you have two broken ribs. 170 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:07,268 IRON MAN: Okay, now give me the bad news. 171 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,798 HOMER: Continued combat could prove fatal. 172 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,276 IRON MAN: You're absolutely right. 173 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:12,803 What is he doing? 174 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:15,075 HOMER: Apparently, launching another attack. 175 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,240 Tom!- 176 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:20,948 FIREPOWER: Locking on target. 177 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,892 Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed live, on national TV, 178 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,418 the end of Iron Man. 179 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,056 (GASPING) 180 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,170 What a stinking, lousy waste. 181 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,469 SOLDIER: Watch out! Here comes Iron Man! 182 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,669 (WHOOPS) Look at him fly! 183 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,199 (LAUGHING) 184 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,439 - What's so funny, soldier? -Nothing, sir. 185 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,210 You bet your job, nothing! 186 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:53,514 That was a good man in that armor, and he deserves your respect. 187 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:54,576 Is that clear? 188 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,054 - Sir, yes, sir! -Sir, yes, sir! 189 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,886 Now get out of my sight. 190 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:04,996 Funny, I don't see any blood. And all the circuits have been negated. 191 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:10,631 There's something not kosher about that metallic mauler. 192 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,497 (WEEPING) 193 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:17,209 Miss Carpenter, though I am not programmed to experience loss, 194 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,540 may I offer my sympathy? 195 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,069 Sometimes I think you're the lucky one, HOMER. 196 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,715 It must be nice not to feel any pain. 197 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,776 TONY: (ON RADIO) Stark to Stark Enterprises. Stark to Stark Enterprises. 198 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,618 - Do you read me? - Tony? 199 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,454 - Alive and kicking. - But how? 200 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,155 We saw you get blown up. 201 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,424 Correction. You saw my armor get blown up. Where's Rhodey? 202 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:40,391 JIM: In a chopper, headed home from Stingray's. 203 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,094 Thought I had a funeral to attend. 204 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,501 I'm sorry to disappoint you. 205 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,098 Listen, I'll be the one limping down the Interstate 5 outside Camp Pendleton. 206 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,268 Think you could make a little detour? 207 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:55,145 Broken ribs, extensive bruises and hematomas, 208 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,617 multiple symptoms of neural and cardiovascular dysfunction. 209 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,380 Don't forget the athlete's feet. 210 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,818 (COUGHS) 211 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:06,723 Look, I realized that all my missions hadn't solved anything. 212 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,987 If Firepower could be designed to resist my Negator Packs, 213 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,554 then so could others. 214 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,132 My actions were all too little, and too late. 215 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,331 So, I set the Iron Man armor on remote control, 216 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,235 and put him out of my misery. 217 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,103 Man, why didn't you level with us, man? 218 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,370 Why do you always have to go it alone? 219 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,969 I don't know. I guess I was afraid. 220 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,272 No, not afraid, angry. 221 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,783 Angry that somebody had stolen your special toy. 222 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:31,840 - All right. -Angry, 223 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:35,184 -like some sort of spoiled, rich brat! -All right! I know! It was wrong! 224 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:40,857 I was wrong. That's why I want to ask you both to forgive me. 225 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,885 Tony, you can't treat people like machines. 226 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,522 We have emotions. 227 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:48,192 And emotions are not just something you can switch on and off, 228 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,497 like a computer. 229 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,697 Should I be offended by that remark? 230 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,933 (ALL LAUGHING) 231 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,841 (GROANS) 232 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,939 Whoever said laughter was the best medicine ought to be shot. 233 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:05,810 Hey, what about Hammer? If that sleaze stole your designs, 234 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,786 - I assume you're... -I'm not going after anyone anymore. 235 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:11,722 The world wanted Iron Man gone. They got their wish. 236 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,752 Stark Enterprises can go back to business as usual, 237 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,992 and no one has to worry about some lunatic vigilante in a metal suit. 238 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,701 You've done well, my mechanical confrere. 239 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,374 But destroying Iron Man was just the first step. 240 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:40,477 Step two is the complete and total annihilation 241 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:43,978 of the great Stark Enterprises. 242 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,047 (LAUGHING) 243 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:08,003 Turning to business, Stark Enterprises has become a company under a curse, 244 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:11,108 as it suffers one inexplicable tragedy after another. 245 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,811 On Wall Street, trading was halted 246 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,288 as investors sold Stark Enterprises stock at fire-sale prices. 247 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,517 In other news... 248 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,628 (GROANS) 249 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,821 Tough day at the office? 250 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:27,957 (SIGHS) 251 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,126 I've had better. 252 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,102 I thought you might be interested to know 253 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:33,662 that Firepower's shown up missing. 254 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,940 Figures. Nothing else could cause so much damage and not leave any clues. 255 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,605 Of course, Hammer's playing cute and dumb, 256 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,978 but I'm figuring he took back his wind-up doll 257 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,109 and is using it to put you out of business. 258 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,242 You got a point, Fury? 259 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:49,050 Without proof, I can't stop either one of them. You can. 260 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,920 Well, what do you want me to do, sue him? 261 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,882 I first need evidence tying him in with Firepower... 262 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:57,158 I'm not talking about a courtroom fix, pal. What you need is Iron Man. 263 00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:00,564 Well, in case you haven't been reading the papers, Iron Man's dead. 264 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,727 FURY: Then so is Stark Enterprises, 265 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:07,429 unless you can fix it so old Shellhead comes back from the boneyard. 266 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,908 - But Iron Man's no longer... -Think about it. 267 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,937 What's wrong? 268 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,004 Tony's been locked up in there for days. 269 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,573 Usually I get a couple grunts when I knock. 270 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,448 - Now he won't even answer! -You don't think he's gone... 271 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,850 Man's been depressed for a week. 272 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:23,446 I've never seen him so low. What do you think? 273 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,254 (SIGHS) I think it's time to pull my spider strength out of the cobwebs. 274 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:27,921 Stand back! 275 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,198 Don't worry, I'll put it on my expense report. 276 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,501 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 277 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,293 JIM: Tony. 278 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,805 - Does this mean what I... -IRON MAN: Mark Twain once said, 279 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,275 "The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." 280 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,838 Iron Man lives! 281 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:59,757 Hate to break your concentration, mister, but you are trespassing. 282 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,818 FIREPOWER: Data error. Subject Iron Man has been deactivated. 283 00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:06,058 IRON MAN: What can I tell you? We superheroes are a resilient lot. 284 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,897 We just keep going and going and going. 285 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,006 Fortunately, you were pretty easy to track down. 286 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:20,171 Just checked out the five or six Stark operations you hadn't hit yet, and voila'. 287 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:24,080 HOMER: The Exo Armor seems to be performing up to expectations, sir. 288 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:27,518 IRON MAN: Not much of a fashion statement, but yeah, it does the trick. 289 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,755 Helps cut down on the rug burns, too. 290 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,353 FIREPOWER: Cranial circuitry overload. 291 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,762 IRON MAN: Long as you got a headache, 292 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,857 here's the bellyache to go along with it. 293 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,440 That ought to hold him. 294 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:52,834 (RUMBLING) 295 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,443 IRON MAN: Then again, it was only 1,200 tons of steel. 296 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,814 FIREPOWER: Subject Iron Man must surrender. 297 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,411 IRON MAN: Subject Iron Man doesn't like the look of this. 298 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,458 (GROANS) 299 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,519 That hurt. 300 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,327 HOMER: Sir, that is a limited-yield neutron bomb warhead. 301 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,358 IRON MAN: Well, I didn't think it was a head of lettuce. 302 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,337 Can't you talk him out of this, HOMER? You speak robot. 303 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,861 HOMER: I'm afraid I don't know what you... 304 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,305 IRON MAN: Hey, Firepower. 305 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,700 Don't think I'm not flattered, 306 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,679 but isn't using a neutron bomb against me kind of overkill? 307 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,205 FIREPOWER: Subject Iron Man is not the target. 308 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:34,049 Target is on the outskirts of Los Angeles, future site of... 309 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,144 IRON MAN: Stark Towers! 310 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,884 HOMER: Sir, radiation would be confined to the construction site, 311 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,620 but there are some 700 construction workers there. 312 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,218 FIREPOWER: Commencing launch procedure. 313 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,786 IRON MAN: No! 314 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,667 FIREPOWER: Launch capability has been neutralized. 315 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,535 IRON MAN: But the bomb is still gonna blow? Not good. 316 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:07,008 Typical. Couldn't just have a user-friendly on/off switch. 317 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,020 HOMER: Sir, if my analysis is correct, 318 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,455 thirteen seconds remain until the fuel is spent 319 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,117 and the neutron bomb goes off. 320 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:17,219 -12, 11, 10... -HOMER, that's not helping! 321 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:22,928 ...nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three... 322 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,938 - Well, when in doubt, just break it. -...two... 323 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:28,797 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 324 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,333 Sir, was that last action prudent? 325 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,743 Not particularly. But, hey, it worked. 326 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,307 Okay, Chuckles. Doctor Iron Man needs to access your database. Open wide. 327 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,591 You're not dead after all. 328 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:50,084 I admit I'm surprised, and I loathe surprises. 329 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,790 I'm waiting, Iron Man. 330 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:55,289 Aren't you supposed to say something annoyingly heroic like, 331 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,234 "And your time has come"? 332 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,101 IRON MAN: Idle threats aren't my style. 333 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,765 S.H.l.E.L.D. and Stark are heading a task force, 334 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,638 which will explain my actions, 335 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:06,542 but there's no way I can prove you sent Firepower to ruin Stark Enterprises. 336 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:11,744 There's no way my boss, Mr. Stark, can nail you through legal channels. 337 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:14,582 Then sadly, there's nothing you can do. 338 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:19,558 Except deliver this little early Christmas gift, compliments of Anthony B. Stark. 339 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:23,221 I'm feeding an interesting little computer virus into your system, 340 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,924 one that destroys any record of the Iron Man technology, 341 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:29,662 regardless of how it's been pass-coded or encrypted. 342 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,362 - No! -Oh, yes. 343 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,201 We already did the same over the Internet. 344 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:37,175 Call it filling the pot-holes on the old information superhighway. 345 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,338 Now no one will be able to duplicate the technology you stole, 346 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,246 and no one will be harmed by its misuse again. 347 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,673 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 348 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,275 Oh. Call me reckless, 349 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:50,585 but I also accidentally erased everything else in your computers. 350 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:54,354 Hope that won't set Hammer Industries back more than a couple... Three years. 351 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:58,159 If you work real hard, you can probably just avoid bankruptcy. 352 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:02,259 Give your pretty boy employer this message, Iron Man. 353 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,167 I'm not through with him yet! 354 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,262 IRON MAN: I'm sure he's shaking in his booties. 355 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,043 Rhodey, Julia, thanks for coming. 356 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,243 I've got some Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee on. 357 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:27,049 You gave us a real scare, Tony. I'm just glad you're back. 358 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,585 (TONY CHUCKLES) 359 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,461 TONY: I guess I sort of lost it there for a while, didn't I? 360 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,966 I couldn't handle the guilt of knowing that 361 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,459 my inventions were being misused, causing people pain. 362 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,097 Because the last thing I ever wanted was to cause pain. 363 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,403 Especially to those people I really care about. 364 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:47,470 Who've stuck by me when no one else would. I... I... 365 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,483 Get some sleep, Tony. You look tired. 366 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:05,123 - Morning, governor. What can I... -That ring in the window. 367 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,865 Yes. I can see you've got a fancy for the baubles. 368 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,734 And I'll bet you're willing to pay right dearly for it, aren't you? 369 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:16,071 As you might guess, it's a very valuable... 370 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:21,478 I have no intention of paying for it. I offer a trade. 371 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,481 (STRAINING) And What might that be? 372 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,974 The ring for your life. 373 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,683 - It's a deal, sir! -I thought so. 374 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,228 (CHUCKLING) 375 00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:41,199 Soon, Iron Man. Very soon now. 376 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,767 (LAUGHING EVILLY) 377 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:51,969 I am Iron Man! 378 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:16,790 I am Iron Man! 379 00:22:21,439 --> 00:22:24,984 ' 380 00:22:27,984 --> 00:22:31,984 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 31269

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