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jovial�orchestral�music
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[mechanical�whirring]
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[typing]
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Like�Santa,�tech�knows�when
you're�sleeping�and�knows�when
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you're�awake...
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and�knows�when
you're�menstruating,
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so�delete�your�cookies.
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-[zap]
-[glitching]
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Oh,�no!
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It's�mad!
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Control,�alt,�delete!
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Control,�alt,�delete!
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Technology�is�coming�for�us,
whether�we�like�it�or�not.
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Run!
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[sighs]�Just�kidding...
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You�can't�hide!
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Whether�it's�NFT�or
a�dot�com�bubble,
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AI�or�Ja�Rule's�Sims,
tech�is�terrifying,
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but�it�makes�our
lives�so�much�easier.
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Roomba?!
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Roomba?!
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[banging]
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Oh,�don't�mind
him,�he's�just,�uh...
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feelin'�himself.
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[beeping]
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Tonight,�I'll�be
talking�with�Blake�Griffin.
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Obviously,�I�can
beat�the�robot�up.
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[beeping]
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-dramatic�music
-Wow!
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And�Joel�Kim�Booster.
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I�don't�know
anything�about�tech.
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-Yup.
-[Ziwe]�Hm.
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I�said�it.
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And�while�you're�watching
me,�tech�will�be�watching�you.
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Ziwe � starts�now.
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[laughs]
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[echoing�laugh]
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[glitching]
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cool�theme�music
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An�athlete,�a�comedian...
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Snip,�snap,�to�the�flo'.
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[Ziwe�VO]�A�public
advocate�of�NFTs.
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When�I�think�Big�Tech,�I
think�of�my�guest�tonight,
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because�he's�6'9.
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Please�welcome�Blake�Griffin.
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elegant�strings
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Hi.
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Thank�you�for�coming
to�do�the�show,�Blake;
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this�is�an�honor.
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You're�one�of�my�comedy�heroes.
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-Oh,�thank�you,�appreciate�it.
-[Ziwe]�Yes,�yes,�yes,�yes,�yes.
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What�do�you�think�of�this�robot?
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Uh,�it's�cool.
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Got�my�face,�obviously.
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Uh,�Brooklyn�Nets
hat,�that's�cool.
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I�think�it�started�out
as�a�trash�can,�which...
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seems�insulting.
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I�like�that�you're�a�little
competitive�with�this�robot.
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Competitiveness�is,
like,�the�name�of�the�game...
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-[computer�booting]
-My�game,�uh,�so�yeah.
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How�did�you�prep�for�this?
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Uh,�I�just�watched
every�episode�front�to�back.
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You're�really,�really,
like,�a�tenacious�researcher.
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-[softly]�Yep.
-[softly]�Yep.
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What'd�you�learn
from�the�Chet�episode?
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Uh,�that�one,�boy,
that�one�was�good,
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'cause,�uh,�obviously,
his�dad�is�Tom�Hanks.
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-[Ziwe]�Mm.
-[computer�booting]
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You�seem�to�know�a�lot�about
people's�credits�and�who�they're
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-related�to.
-Mm-hm.
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What�is�that�about?
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Um,�I�don't�know,�I�recently
got�a�IMDb�Pro�subscription
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-so...
-[Ziwe]�Oh!
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[Blake]�Just�put�that�to�use.
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Got�it.
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Recently,�you�said�for
every�dunk�you�made,
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you�donated�$100�to
fight�child�obesity.
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[Blake]�Mm-hm.
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So�is�child
obesity�a�game�to�you?
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I�sort�of
addressed�it�as�a�game...
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-[Ziwe]�Mm.
-But�it's�not�a�game.
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I�think�me�and�Michelle
Obama�are�both�on�the�same�page;
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we�know�it's�a
very�serious�matter.
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How�often�do�you�compare
yourself�to�the�most�powerful
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Black�woman�in�America?
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A�lot.
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More�than�you�would�think.
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Um...
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What�do�you�think�is
more�important�for�children,
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to�understand�NFTs
or�childhood�obesity?
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Childhood�obesity�comes
in�many�shapes�and�sizes.
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[Ziwe]�Mm.
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And�not�every�kid
has�to�have�a�six�pack...
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but�it'd�be�nice.
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Did�you�have�a�six
pack�as�a�kid,�Blake?
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I�don't�think�I
did,�I�don't�remember.
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What�did�you
look�like�as�a�kid?
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Uh,�I�looked�like�a�smaller,
younger�version�of�myself.
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That�was�a�joke
written�by�Alexa.
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She�ghostwrote�for�me.
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bass�riff
102
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One�of�your�NFTs�is
going�for�six�dollars.
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What�do�you�plan�on
doing�with�that�money?
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-I�donated�it.
-You�donated�it.
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-Yeah.
-To�where?
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Uh,�to�childhood�obesity.
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To�childhood�obesity.
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Only�six�dollars,
you�cheap�[bleep]?
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Well,�no,�that�was�on
top�of�the�hundreds,�uh,
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the�dunks,�the�dunk�money.
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Could�you�explain
what�an�NFT�is�to�me?
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And�explain�it�to�me
like�I�am�an�idiot.
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Okay,�so,�the�N�in
"NFT"�stands�for�"non"...
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-Okay.
-Which�is�like�"not."
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F�stands�for�"fungible."
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Which�is�like?
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It's�fun�but�it's�manageable.
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Oh!
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You�know,�it's,
like,�fun�to�look�at,
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it's�nice�to�look�at,
but�it's�also�manageable.
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Like,�it�doesn't-
it's�not�overpowering.
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You�know�how�some�art�is�a
little�bit�overpowering?
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They�tried...to�kill...my�wife!
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And�then�"tokens."
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You�know�tokens.
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Uh...
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Yeah,�but�if�you
could�elaborate�for�me...
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It's�just�a�token.
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At�the�end�of�the
day,�it's�just�a�token.
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Just�a�token.
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I'm�not�convinced
that�you're�not�a�robot,
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and�that's�why�we
booked�you�for�this�show.
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What�gives�you�that�impression?
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Your�monotone.
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You're�saying�I�need�to...
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00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,720
have�a�little�bit
more�voice�inflection?
137
00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,764
No,�I�think�you�have�to�be
exactly�how�you�were�programmed.
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00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:10,435
Thank�you,�thanks.
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spirited�piano�music
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If�you�could�go�back�in�time,
would�you�kill�[bleep]�or�invest
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in�Bitcoin�in�2009?
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Uh,�I�don't
really�condone�killing,
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uh,�so,�you�know...
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[inhales�deeply]
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[sighing]�probably�kill�[bleep].
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-Thanks,�Blake.
-[Blake]�Yeah.
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jaunty�music
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[laughter]
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Do�you�like�'em?!
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-Love�'em.
-Really?
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As�much�as�I�love�you.
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Oh,�I�love�you
too.�[laughs]
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Well,�I�guess�that's�it!
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What�a�wonderful
Christmas,�Greg.
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Well,�that's�not
quite�everything.
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What?�Ah!
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[gasps]
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[man�VO]�This�Christmas,
tell�her�you�love�her�with�three
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little�letters.
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upbeat�Christmas�music
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N-F-T.
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This�is�the�big�one.
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[chuckling]�What?!
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Oh,�my...
[typing]
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[chuckles]�You're�crazy!
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[man�VO]�Let�her�know
how�much�you�really�care...
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financially.
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00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:04,363
This�holiday�season,�make
your�memories�non-fungible.
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[laughs]
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Oh�my�gosh!
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A�monkey�in
sunglasses�smokin'�a�joint?!
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It's�perfect!
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It's�a�picture
on�the�computer
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[shrieking�monkey]
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jaunty�music
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upbeat�strings
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Are�you�a�triple�threat
because�you're�an�athlete,
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comedian,�and�businessman?
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Or�because�of�all�the
people�you've�punched,
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slapped,�and�kicked?
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Um...
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I�think�in�the
traditional�sense�of,�um...
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is�it
"multi-hyphen"-�"multi-hyphen?"
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-Yeah,�"multi-hyphenate."
-Yeah,�yeah.
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Uh,�I�think�in�the
traditional�sense�of,�um...
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-human...
-[Ziwe]�Mm.
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Um...
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ally...
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Human,�ally...
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And,�uh...
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you�know,�just�g-�good�guy.
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Human,�ally,�good�guy.
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And�who�are�you
an�ally�to,�Blake?
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-Most-�everyone.
-Everyone.
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Everyone�that�needs
allysh-�allyship.
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Everyone�that�needs�allyship.
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Yeah.
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00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,378
And�could�you�name�one
marginalized�group�that�would
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need�allyship?
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00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,548
Well,�I�don't
think�people�need,
201
00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,510
because�that�sort�of,�uh,
portrays�the�idea�that,
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00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,594
um,�they're�not�capable�of
doing�anything�on�their�own.
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Yes.
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[Blake]�I�think
allyship�is�more�like,
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00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,891
uh,�a�friend.
206
00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,684
You�know,�when�you�say,�"I'm
here�any�time�you�need�me,
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you�can�call�me,"�and
you�pick�up�that�call,
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that's�sort�of�my
definition�of�allyship.
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Your�definition�of�allyship
is�picking�up�the�phone�when�a
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friend�calls?
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No,�no,�no,�that
was�an�example.
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-Uh...
-[call�error�tones]
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Do�you�think�Alexa
is�a�Black�woman,
214
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or�do�you�not�think�a�Black
woman�could�know�everything?
215
00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,494
No,�she's-�she's
artificial�intelligence.
216
00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,247
[inhales�deeply]
217
00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,789
[sighing]�And
Black�women�are�real.
218
00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,458
Explain�more�about�Black�women.
219
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:44,046
Uh,�Alexa�is
artificial�intelligence,
220
00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,340
and�she's�helped�people,�but
Black�women�have�helped�more
221
00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:48,885
people.
222
00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:51,261
Did�that�answer
sound�good�in�your�head?
223
00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,473
Uh,�as�I�was
saying�it,�again,�yeah.
224
00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:54,891
-Got�it.
-[laughs]
225
00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:58,644
So�what�advice�would�you�give
a�Black�woman�who's�not�6'4?
226
00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:01,439
Uh,�not�6'4,�what
advice�would�I�give�you?
227
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,773
Just�be�yourself.
228
00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,273
-Oh,�just�be�yourself.
-[Blake]�Yeah.
229
00:08:04,274 --> 00:08:05,901
I�feel�like�I've
heard�that�before.
230
00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,486
-Shia�LaBeouf�I�think�said�that.
-[Ziwe]�Oh,�yeah.
231
00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,778
In � Transformers.
232
00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,489
Tell�me-�tell�us�more
about�how�Shia�LaBeouf�is�an
233
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,533
inspiration�for�your�allyship.
234
00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,536
Uh,�Shia�LaBeouf...
235
00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,788
was�the�star
of � Even�Stevens.
236
00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,832
Uh,�his�sister�in�the
show,�Christy�Carlson�Romano,
237
00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,126
also�Kim�Possible.
238
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,796
She�was�a�very
empowering�female�figure,
239
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:30,092
um,�and�taught
young...women�that...
240
00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,594
anything�is�possible...
241
00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:32,636
Kim�Possible.
242
00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,097
That�was�like�an
Ask�Jeeve�answer.
243
00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,516
Did�you�memorize�that
before�this�interview?
244
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,527
Yeah,�I,�um-�no,�no,�no,
I've-�that's�just�general
245
00:08:40,528 --> 00:08:41,520
knowledge.
246
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,358
[typing]
247
00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,650
The�National
Basketball�Association.
248
00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:47,902
Do�you�have�TikTok?
249
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:48,902
Will�Smith.
250
00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,030
Jackie�Chan�and,
like,�Owen�Wilson.
251
00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,533
Wild�Wild�West,
that�was,�uh...
252
00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,785
Tommy�Lee�Jones?
253
00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:57,537
Birth�of�a�Nation � was�great.
254
00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:58,704
Django.
255
00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:02,083
Kills�all�the�racists
almost�at�one�time.
256
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,833
Calvin�Candie...
[clicks�tongue]
257
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:04,709
Dead.
258
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,294
Black�history�is�very�important.
259
00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:07,421
Got�it.
260
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,173
You�once�said,�"Forget
the�color�of�the�dress;
261
00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,676
-what�color�am�I?"
-Yeah.
262
00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,634
What�color�are�you?
263
00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,685
Mostly�pink�and
oranges�and,�like,
264
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,138
a�little�bit�of�red.
265
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,390
On�a�scale�of�Drake�with�a
British�accent�to�Drake�with�a
266
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,559
Jamaican�accent,�how
ethnic�would�you�say�you�are?
267
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,852
Uh...
268
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,979
[sighs]�Drake�with
British,�Drake,�uh...
269
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,565
Probably,�uh...
270
00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,649
Honestly,�the�best
part�is�just,�like,
271
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,610
-I'm�right�down�the�line.
-Wow.
272
00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,487
Can�sorta�play�both�sides.
273
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,906
Sort�of�a�racial�chameleon.
274
00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:37,618
I�appreciate�your
commitment�to...
275
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,162
your�own�idea�of�reality.
276
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,497
[laughing]�Yeah.
277
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,331
No,�it's,�uh,�part
of�being�a�good�guy.
278
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,335
Part�of�being�a�good
guy�is�making�things�up?
279
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:47,628
Yeah.
280
00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,129
Could�you�say�to�camera
"Beep,�boop,�boop,�bop?"
281
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,423
Beep�boop,�boop�bop.
282
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,590
That's�the�N�word�for�robots.
283
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,716
How�could�you�say�that?
284
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,767
Well...
285
00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,262
I�mean,�I�think�I�can�say�it.
286
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,804
Can�you?
287
00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,348
Yeah,�I�think�so.
288
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,641
Do�you�think�a�robot�could�beat
you�in�one-on-one�basketball?
289
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:02,434
-No.
-[Ziwe]�No?
290
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,894
[Blake]�No.
291
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,271
Okay,�you�seem�like�you're�a
fan�of�the�robot�more�than�me.
292
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,648
Look�at�his�face�lookin'�at
you�like�you�a�little�punk!
293
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:12,069
Yeah,�it's�a�smug�look,�but...
294
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,988
There's�a�lot�of�tension�going
on�between�you�and�that�robot.
295
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,656
You're�either
gonna�kiss�or�fight.
296
00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,658
-I�don't�wanna�fight�him.
-You�don't�wanna�fight�him?
297
00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,120
Do�you�want�to�show�your�abs?
298
00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,622
[laughs]
299
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,789
No.
300
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,416
[crew�laughter]
301
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,833
But�then�how�do�you�know
that�yours�are�better�than�the
302
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,127
robot's?
303
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,004
Well,�from�the�looks�of
it,�those�are�just�pipes.
304
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,339
He�can�hear�you�say�that.
305
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,466
Can�he?
306
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,716
[Ziwe]�That's�why
he's�frowning�like�that.
307
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,011
That�seems�like�a�half-smile.
308
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,343
Or�like�a�"Psh,�I
just�said�something."
309
00:10:39,344 --> 00:10:40,847
Make�that�face�again,�please.
310
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:41,848
-It's�like�a...
-[Ziwe]�To�camera.
311
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,477
[electronic�beeping]
312
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,853
My�goal�was�to�get�you�to�take
off�your�shirt�and�fight�this
313
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,730
robot,�but�it�doesn't�seem
like�that's�gonna�happen.
314
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,692
I�don't�know,�man,
I�just,�you�know...
315
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,110
I'll�fight�him.
316
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,529
I�don't�think�the
shirt's�necessary.
317
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,321
-Right�now?
-[Ziwe]�Yeah.
318
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,698
[reverberating]�I�like�that
you're�a�little�competitive�with
319
00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,825
this�robot.
320
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,702
-[echoing]�Yeah?
-[Ziwe]�Yeah.
321
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,120
Beep�boop.
322
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,163
You�seem�like�you're�a�fan
of�the�robot�more�than�me.
323
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,706
[Ziwe]�[reverberating]�You're
either�gonna�kiss�or�fight.
324
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,001
dramatic�music
325
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,293
[clattering,�glitching]
326
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,337
Yeah,�obviously�I
can�beat�the�robot�up.
327
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,380
[electronic�chime]
328
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,508
I�don't�really�condone�killing.
329
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,716
-[whack]
-[robotic�glitch]
330
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,427
[Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe...
331
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,303
Which�one�is�Michelle�Williams?
332
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,681
Michelle�Williams?
333
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:25,017
dramatic
silent�film�music
334
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,142
They�look�very�similar.
335
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,187
jaunty�music
336
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,022
Do�I�live�in�a�simulation?
337
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,191
No,�I�live�in�the�TV.
338
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,694
jaunty�music
339
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,655
I'd�like�to�propose�a�toast.
340
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,948
Oh!
341
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,740
-To�us.
-[woman]�Okay!
342
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,326
[clink]
343
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,077
[man�VO]�Fellas,
forget�the�ring.
344
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,832
-uplifting�music
-[choking]
345
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,792
[man�VO]�Use�an�NFT
to�pop�the�question.
346
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,546
Is�this�what�I�think�it�is?!
347
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,381
Why�don't�you...
348
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,716
see�for�yourself?
349
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,217
[woman]�Oh!
350
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,721
A�second�NFT?!
351
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,930
Of�a�Tweet?!
352
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,349
About�balls?!
353
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,559
[chuckles]
354
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,853
I�sold�my�kidney
to�buy�it,�but...
355
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,938
that's�why�the
Lord�gave�me�two,
356
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,565
and�the�Lord�gave�me�you.
357
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,859
I'm�the�only�one
who�can�see�this?!
358
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,487
Well,�not�exactly;
everyone�can�see�it,�but...
359
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,866
you're�the�only
one...who�owns�it.
360
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,826
So...
361
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,161
will�you�marry�me?
362
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,829
Will�I�marry�you?!
363
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,955
Of�course�I�will,
Greg,�of�course�I�will!
364
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:29,873
[coughs]
365
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,375
[chuckling]�Oh...
366
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,752
[man�VO]�A�picture�is
worth�1,000�words...
367
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,963
or�all�of�your�yearly�income.
368
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,758
It's�the�link
to�her�heart
369
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,426
[shrieking�monkey]
370
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,762
jaunty�music
371
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:46,432
Blake,�in�one�word,
what�makes�you�human?
372
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,434
Um...
373
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:51,937
my�mind.
374
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,939
Or�mind.
375
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,777
Okay,�let's�play�a�game
called�Prove�You're�Not�a�Robot.
376
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,860
Sing�the�jingle.
377
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,278
-Sing�the�jingle?
-Yeah,�make�a�jingle�up.
378
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:04,784
Uh, � When
you're- � [bleep]
379
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,659
-[claps]
-I'd�hope�that's�license-free.
380
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,370
To�play,�we're�going�to�give�you
some�CAPTCHA�tests�to�answer.
381
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,164
If�you're�not�a�robot,
they�should�be�easy.
382
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,749
-Ready�for�this�first�one?
-[Blake]�Mm-hm.
383
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,251
[Ziwe]�Puzzle�Piece.
384
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,002
If�you�get�the�puzzle�right,
that�means�that�you�are�human;
385
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,589
if�it's�wrong,
you're�clearly�a�robot.
386
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,758
Ooh,�that's�tough.
387
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,594
Which�one�is�tough,�exactly?
388
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:26,472
-This�one's�tough.
-I�don't�make�assumptions.
389
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,974
Yeah,�well,
that's�not�gonna�fit.
390
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:32,478
-That's�tough.
-Wooooow!
391
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,647
[affirmative�chime]
392
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,480
[Ziwe]�Hm.
393
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,650
[Blake]�That
guy's�obviously�bad.
394
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,151
[Ziwe]�Hm.
395
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,695
Do�you�wanna
apologize�to�any�communities?
396
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,324
I�would�like�to�apologize�to...
397
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,660
all�the...
398
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,665
um,�military�that
fought�against...
399
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,875
the�Confederates.
400
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,209
[Ziwe]�You�mean�the�Union?
401
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,545
Yeah.
402
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,046
Okay,�next�CAPTCHA:�you
have�to�read�it�to�camera,
403
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,006
and�if�you�can�read
it,�you're�not�a�robot.
404
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,843
Hm,�I-�you�know�what?
405
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,927
I'm�startin'�to�come
around�on�the�robot�idea.
406
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,470
Okay,�so�you're
not�gonna�read�this?
407
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,557
I�just-�no.
408
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,515
[Ziwe]�Next�game!
409
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,016
Blake,�did�you
know�that�sometimes,
410
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,977
facial�recognition�technology
can't�tell�the�difference
411
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,896
between�Black�people?
412
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:16,938
Really?
413
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,399
I�didn't�know�that.
414
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:18,898
Really,�you�didn't�know�that?
415
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,692
No,�I�didn't-
well,�no,�I�mean,
416
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,278
yeah,�I�had�heard�that,�but�I
didn't�know�that�that�was�still
417
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,322
a�thing�that...
418
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,240
[softly]�we're
dealing�with�here.
419
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,701
[clicks�tongue]
420
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,743
Probably�shouldn't
have�answered�that�way.
421
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,745
Great,�because�it's�time�to
play�Are�You�Less�Racist�Than�a
422
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,413
Robot?
423
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,832
Sing�the�jingle.
424
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,876
If- � [bleep]�[claps]
425
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,377
-Okay,�Blake...
-[Blake]�Oh...
426
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,086
Are�these�two�different�people?
427
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,087
Yeah!
428
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,088
Yeah,�I�would�like�to�think�so.
429
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,717
And�who�are�these�Black�people?
430
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,468
Allies.
431
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,010
[Ziwe]�Okay,�Rosa�Parks-
432
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,678
Yeah,�I�was�gonna
say�Rosa�Parks.
433
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,888
You�were�gonna-�oh,�you�were?
434
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,930
-Oh,�you�were-
-I�was�gonna�say�Rosa�Parks.
435
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,181
Oh,�you�were
gonna�say�Rosa�Parks?
436
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,560
-And�the�other�lady?
-[inhales�deeply]
437
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,479
-Louisa�May�Alcott?
-No!
438
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,605
-[Blake]�Yeah,�no.
-What?!
439
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,439
[chuckling]�I�don't
know,�I�don't�know!
440
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,233
-Who�is�it?
-Claudette�Colvin.
441
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,859
Yeah,�Barack�Obama
and�Malcolm�X.
442
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,068
-[Ziwe]�Okay!
-Next!�[chuckles]
443
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,446
[affirmative�chime]
444
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,321
Sorry.
445
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,238
[laughing]�Sorry.
446
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,408
You�can�hold�it�up.
447
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,742
You�got�it,�congratulations.
448
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,202
[Blake]�Yeah,�thank�you.
449
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,954
Next�one?
450
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,706
Which�is�which?
451
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:16,831
[Blake]�[softly]
Tia�and�Tamera...
452
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:17,582
Which�one's�Tia,
which�one's�Tamera?
453
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,044
Tia�is�the�one-�ohhh!
454
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,421
Tia�is�the�one�on�the�right?
455
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,713
Okay,�and�then
the�other's�Tamera?
456
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,131
-Tamera?
-[Ziwe]�No,�that's�wrong.
457
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:25,798
-[Blake]�That's�wrong.
-This�is�both�Tamera�and�Tamera.
458
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,300
-[negative�bloop]
-[Blake]�[chuckling]�Oh,�wow!
459
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,259
Yeah,�so�don't�you
feel�like�a�goofball?
460
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,179
Yeah,�I�mean,
they're�twins,�you�know.
461
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,599
They're�sisters...sisters.
462
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:38,103
bass�riff
463
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,479
That�has�been�the�show!
464
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,691
Blake,�do�you�have
anything�to�say�about�racism?
465
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,735
Uh,�racism,�there's�no-
there's�no-�there's�no�place
466
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,112
for�racism.
467
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,781
Spoken�like�a�true�robot.
468
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,950
Thank�you,�Blake!
469
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,241
[AI�robot�voice]
Thank�you�for�having�me.
470
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,078
jaunty�music
471
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,162
I'm�rich�in�both
friendship�and�Bitcoin.
472
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,958
-[alarm]
-Wait...what?
473
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,209
[scoffs]
474
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,960
I�guess�now�I'm�just
rich�in�friendship!
475
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,921
jaunty�music
476
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:08,968
"Surveil�Me"�by�Ziwe
477
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,205
jaunty�music
478
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,498
You�may�know�him�from
his�hit�movie�on�Hulu,
479
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,334
or�comedy�special�on�Netflix.
480
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,420
He's�one�of�the
original�hot�people�of�comedy.
481
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,216
A�gay�icon,�a�millennial,�a
one-time�WeWork�employee.
482
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,177
Please�welcome�Joel�Kim�Booster!
483
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,886
elegant�strings
484
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,012
Gorgeous,�gorgeous.
485
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,513
Thank�you,�thank�you
so�much�for�having�me.
486
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,099
Now,�why�do�you�think�you're
here�for�the�tech�episode?
487
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,601
Um...
488
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,144
I'm�not�gonna�lie�to�you;�it
feels�a�liiiiittle�racially
489
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,772
charged,�because�I�don't
know�anything�about�tech,
490
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:32,111
so�the�only�other�explanation
I�have�is�that�maybe,
491
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:35,239
being�an�Asian
person,�you�thought�I�did.
492
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,074
[laughing]�Not�to�come�on
your�show�and-�[clears�throat]
493
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,243
Wow.
494
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,701
So�you're�saying�you
know�nothing�about�tech,
495
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,453
but�you�happen�to�have
worked�at�multiple�start-ups.
496
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,864
I�have�worked�at
multiple�tech�start-ups.
497
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,126
I�was�an�early
employee�of�Groupon.
498
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,293
[Ziwe]�Wow.
499
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:48,960
I�worked�at�several
start-ups�in�New�York,
500
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,214
I�worked�at�a�WeWork,
um,�which�was�a�nightmare.
501
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,381
It�was�a�nightmare�why?
502
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,967
The�sell�of�WeWork�is,
like,�it�has�to�be�about,
503
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,511
like,�the�camaraderie�and
the�kombucha�of�it�all.
504
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,847
And�I�was�just�there�to�work,�I
was�just�there�to�get�my�check.
505
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,682
Got�it,�you're�sort
of�anti-community,
506
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,934
pro-,�um,
working-yourself-to-your-grave.
507
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,436
Exactly.
508
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,104
So�you�have�a�movie�on�Hulu,
a�stand-up�special�on�Netflix,
509
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,148
you're�in�a�TV
show, � Loot, � on�Apple.
510
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:14,111
Are�tech�conglomerates�a�net
good�or�a�net�evil�for�society?
511
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,824
For�society,�I
would�say...net�evil.
512
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,202
I�think�for�me,�personally,
in�my�career,�um...
513
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,079
net�good.
514
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,876
But...
515
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,419
you�know,�I�would-�I�would�take
the�lack�of�success�in�my�career
516
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,629
if�the�world�was
doing�better,�you�know?
517
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,801
But,�like,�I'm�not�gonna�be�the
only�one�who's�not�benefitting.
518
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,595
Like,�you�have�an�iPhone.
519
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,555
-They're�bad�but...
-Mm.
520
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:44,432
You�not�having�an�iPhone�is�not
gonna�stop�iPhones�from�being
521
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,893
bad.
522
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,977
So�can�you�just�say�to�this
camera�that�there�is�no�such
523
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,689
thing�as�personal
responsibility?
524
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:56,360
[barely�audibly]�There�is
no�such�thing�as�personal
525
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,236
responsibility.
526
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,614
Louder.
527
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,239
[slightly�louder]�There�is
no�such�thing�as�personal
528
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,950
responsibility.
529
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,202
Hm,�hm.
530
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,703
-Mm-hm.
-Hm.
531
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,494
-Yup.
-Hm.
532
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,372
I�said�it.
533
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:11,417
Between�the�two�of�us,�who�do
you�think�would�be�better�at
534
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,003
sort�of�getting�someone�to
spend�their�life�savings�on
535
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,298
cryptocurrency�with�no�research?
536
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:19,008
I�think�there's�a�couple�of
different�ways�to�look�at�the
537
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,011
weight�of�our�situations.
538
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,221
[Ziwe]�Mm.
539
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,596
-You're�a�beautiful�woman...
-Okay,�got�it.
540
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,431
-You're�a�beautiful�woman...
-Wow,�thank�you.
541
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:29,228
Who�could�use...that
to�get�a�lot�of�men,
542
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,102
straight�men.
543
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,648
But�I�also�have
sort�of�the-
544
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:33,899
well,�I'm�Asian.
545
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,235
It�feels�a
liiiiittle�racially�charged.
546
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,695
So�automatically,�I
sort�of�have�pull,
547
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,865
people�believe�what�I
say�when�it�comes�to�tech.
548
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,784
So�yeah,�I�think�it's�sort
of�a�wash,�ultimately.
549
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,952
[Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe...
550
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:46,744
Microchip.
551
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,038
Keyboard.
552
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,248
Screen�protector.
553
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,916
Web�browser.
554
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:51,666
Dot�com.
555
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,252
jaunty�music
556
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,461
[woman�VO]�We�are�all
after�the�same�thing:
557
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,880
human�connection.
558
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,423
So�connect!
559
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,300
With�iCon:�the�only�social
media�app�that�knows�you�-
560
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,803
all�of�you.
561
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,263
iCon�allows�you�to�give�us
your�social�security�number,
562
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,807
so�you�can�connect�more
fully�and�intentionally�with�the
563
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,268
people�around�you.
564
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,103
Plus,�you�can�trust�us;�we're
just�a�privately-owned�tech
565
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,814
company�that�keeps�your�social
security�number�in�perpetuity
566
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,441
for�human�connection.
567
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,943
And�we�already�have
three�million�subscribers!
568
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,070
From�the�same�venture
capitalists�who�brought�you
569
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,321
the�iDrone,�SexBook,�and
the�whole�damn�concept�of�the
570
00:21:24,322 --> 00:21:25,324
surveillance�state!
571
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,493
Plus,�no�one�cares
about�the�danger!
572
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,079
What�danger?
573
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,163
Everyone�else�is�doing�it,�and
don't�you�wanna�be�like�everyone
574
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:31,580
else?
575
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,625
Personal�security�is�dead.
576
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,085
What�you�want�is�clout!
577
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,545
What�are�you,�a�loser?
578
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,672
If�you�don't�have�iCon,�that's
some�loser�stuff,�for�real.
579
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,967
Signing�up�is�easy,�so�you�can
have�more�time�to�do�the�things
580
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,469
that�really�matter...
581
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,346
like�accumulate�funds�in�your
personal�bank�account�for�us�to
582
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,515
funnel�out.
583
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,849
Terms�and�conditions�apply.
584
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:50,891
We�will�sell�your�data
to�literally�anyone.
585
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,351
We�own�your
property�and�identity.
586
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,811
If�you�prosecute�us,
you'll�go�to�jail,�not�us.
587
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,355
Beep�boop�beep.
588
00:21:55,397 --> 00:22:00,193
iCon:�an�app�for�all�humans�who
have�social�security�numbers.
589
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,903
jaunty�music
590
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,613
exciting�strings
591
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,072
Is�your�favorite
piece�of�tech�your�phone,
592
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,324
your�laptop,�or�your�Juul?
593
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,909
Hm,�that's�tough.
594
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:11,288
I'm�addicted�to�two�out
of�the�three�of�those.
595
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,040
My�phone,�for�sure.
596
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,790
I�actually�have�never
Juuled,�I'm�gonna�be�honest.
597
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,958
-[Joel]�Wow!
-I�know.
598
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,503
You�seem...like�you�would.
599
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,131
[crew�laughter]
600
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,674
No,�no,�no!
601
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,384
I'm�recognizing,�like,�a�fellow
cool�person�with�an�addiction!
602
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,886
-Okay,�so�you're�criticizing�me.
-[laughing]�No,�no,�no!
603
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:27,970
What�questions�do
you�have�for�me?
604
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:28,721
[Joel]�[laughing]
I�don't�have�any!
605
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,722
No,�you're�criticizing�me!
606
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,723
[Joel]�I�don't
have�any�questions.
607
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:31,140
-No!
-Okay,�fine,�I�have�a�question.
608
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,391
[Ziwe]�All�right,�let's�go!
609
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,060
Have�you�ever
dated�an�Asian�guy?
610
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:38,106
-I�would�never�kiss�and�tell.
-[laughs]
611
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,524
Do�you�wanna�date?
612
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,401
I�would-�actually,�I�think�we
would�make�an�incredible�couple.
613
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,361
I�do�too.
614
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,904
And�I�think�we
would�be�one�of-
615
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,572
-like,�I�actually�even�think-
-What�is�in�your�eye,�sir?!
616
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,326
-I'm�just-�I'm�crying,�um...
-[crew�laughter]
617
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,037
I'm�crying�thinking�about,�um...
618
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,582
I�think�that�we�could�actually
pull�off�being�publicly�a
619
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,584
couple,�even�though�my�brand�is
so�connected�to�my�sexuality.
620
00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:58,959
Mm.
621
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,294
I�think�people�would�buy�it.
622
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,546
I�think�because�my�brand
is�so�disconnected�from
623
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,509
-[laughing]�my�sexuality...
-[laughs]
624
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,342
[echoing�laugh]
625
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,470
Gay�sex,�gay�sex,�gay-
626
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,596
So�here's�a�question�for�you:
you�were�adopted�by�white�people
627
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,430
but�you're�an�Asian�man.
628
00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,141
What's�your�favorite�race?
629
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,311
I�would�say,�um...
630
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,689
my�favorite�race�would�be...
631
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,482
uh...
632
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:25,404
The�Amazing�Race � on�CBS.
633
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,157
[laughs]
634
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,033
Can�you�even�name
four�countries�in�Africa?
635
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,411
And�don't�say�"Egypt."
636
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,413
-Um...
-tense�game�show�music
637
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,415
[clears�throat]
638
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,251
-Zimbabwe.
-[electronic�chime]
639
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:43,463
-Um...South�Africa.
-[electronic�chime]
640
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,758
Um...
641
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,427
[negative�electronic�chime]
642
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:51,596
What�you're�failing
to...sort�of�contextually,
643
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:54,473
like,�bring�to�the�table�here
is�that�I�was�homeschooled.
644
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,643
So�it's�not�your�responsibility
to�know�any�nations�in�Africa?
645
00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,520
No,�it's�not�that�it's
not�my�responsibility,
646
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,689
it's�that�it�was�my�parents'
responsibility�to�make�sure�that
647
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,691
I�knew�the�countries�in
Africa�and�they�failed,
648
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,444
and,�you�know...
649
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,070
I-�I�shouldn't�have�to�pay
for�their�sins�right�now�on
650
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,530
-Showtime.
-[electronic�chime]
651
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,823
[barely�audibly]�There�is
no�such�thing�as�personal
652
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,492
responsibility.
653
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:15,745
[Ziwe]�Got�it.
654
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,706
If�MLK�were�alive�today,�would
he�use�an�iPhone�or�an�Android?
655
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,667
I�think�he'd�use�an�iPhone,
because�he�was�doing�a�lot�of
656
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:26,423
organizing�and�the�group
texting�with�Androids�is�not...
657
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,966
really�there,�you�know?
658
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,676
And�tell�me�what�you
learned�about�MLK�in�homeschool.
659
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,470
Um,�I�learned
that�he�had�a�dream.
660
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,429
Okay.
661
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,014
I�learned�that�he
was�a�Christian.
662
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:38,602
I�learned�that�he,�you�know,
because�of�his�Christianity,
663
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,061
likely�hated�gay�people.
664
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,353
Why�would�you�say�that?!
665
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,522
I-�that's-�I'm-�you
asked�what�I�was�taught,
666
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,608
and�I'm�telling�you
what�I�was�taught!
667
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,860
You�asked�me
specifically�what�I�was�taught,
668
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,155
not�what�I�believe.
669
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:54,700
Are�you�a�racist,
Joel�Kim�Booster?
670
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,911
[laughs]
671
00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:58,497
Um,�I�mean,�that's�an
interesting�question.
672
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,538
Can�I�be�a�racist?
673
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,332
Like,�is�it�possible
for�me�to�be�a�racist?
674
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,461
Do�I�have�the
currency,�like...
675
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:05,920
in�society�to�be�a�racist?
676
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:06,837
Can�I�be�prejudiced?
677
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,798
Yeah,�certainly,�um...
678
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:09,673
but�I'm�not.
679
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:10,842
I'm�n-�I'm�neither.
680
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,968
I-�the-�the�short�of
it�is-�is�I'm�neither.
681
00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:15,430
Are�you�a�racist?
[stifles�laughter]
682
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,682
-That�was�the�longest�walk...
-[laughs]
683
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,477
To�a�"no"�on�racist�a�guest�has
ever�done�in�the�history�of�this
684
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,646
show.�Wow!
685
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,022
Wow!
686
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,397
Black�people�-�Black
people�are�my�favorite�race.
687
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:26,398
Why�would�you�say�that,�Joel?
688
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:27,566
Because�you�asked
me�the�question!
689
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,528
That's�such�a�weird�answer.
690
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:30,653
-[winces]
-[Joel]�[scoffs]
691
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,530
I'm�an�incredible
guest�on�this�show.
692
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,658
jaunty�music
693
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,244
[low�voice]�Red
pill�or�blue�pill?
694
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:38,620
Matrix.
695
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,789
-exciting � Matrix � music
-[groaning]
696
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,582
chimes
697
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:46,168
-[woman]�[huffs]
-[Greg]�Babe,�please!
698
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,214
Please,�you
cheated�on�me!�[sighs]
699
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,257
-Give�me�a�chance.
-What�are�you,�strangling�me?!
700
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:54,553
[man�VO]�And�fellas,�saying
"I'm�sorry"�is�as�easy�as...
701
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,720
N-F-T.
702
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,680
[Greg]�Babe,
just�go�to�the�link.
703
00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,684
uplifting�music
704
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,478
[typing]
705
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,563
-[fart�noises]
-It's�fart�noises?!
706
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,899
No,�babe,�that�would�be�stupid!
707
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:12,279
It's�an�NFT�that's�a�symphony
of�fart�noises�that�lasts�53
708
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,572
minutes�to�say�sorry
for�the�second�family�-
709
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,116
my�second�family.
710
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,783
They�don't�mean�anything�to�me.
711
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:19,743
Greg,�I�never
wanna�see�you�again.
712
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,204
[fart�noises�continue]
713
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,747
But�babe!
714
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:23,831
But...
715
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,709
you�own�this!
716
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,085
[fart�noises�continue]
717
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:31,339
It's�a�symphony�of�farts
718
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,925
[man�VO]�But�you�own�it.
719
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:34,842
[fart]
720
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,761
jaunty�music
721
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,387
[Ziwe�and�Alexa]
Ha�ha�ha�ha�ha�ha.
722
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,683
Ha�ha�ha�ha�ha�ha
ha,�ha�ha�ho�ho�ha�ha,
723
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:43,601
tee-hee�tee-tee,
laughter,�chuckle�chuckle,
724
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,687
L-O-L,�ha�ha�ha,
laughter,�laugh.
725
00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,605
-Alexa,�stop!
-[Alexa]�Ho�ho�ho-�[bloop]
726
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,940
[laughs]
727
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,108
[chuckles]�Ziwe,�Alexa,�what
are�you�guys�laughing�about?
728
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,152
Sit�down,�I�found
out�Alexa�tells�jokes.
729
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,031
serious�orchestral�music
730
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,906
[man�VO]�The�following�is�a
competition�between�a�human
731
00:26:57,907 --> 00:27:01,786
and�a�voice�assistant�to�become
Ziwe's�only�comedy�writer.
732
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,329
-Michelle...
-[clears�throat]
733
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,747
I�want�you�to
compete�for�your�job.
734
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,456
O-�okay!
735
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,208
Automation�affects�everyone.
736
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,501
Oh.
737
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,503
-Alexa!
-[bloop]
738
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,714
Tell�a�Thanksgiving�joke!
739
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:13,756
[bloop]
740
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,716
[Alexa]�What�did�the
corn�say�to�the�butter?
741
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,384
"See�you�on�the�other�sides."
742
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:18,803
[laughs]
743
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:23,642
[Alexa]�[laughs�robotically]
744
00:27:23,969 --> 00:27:25,851
Alexa,�stop.
745
00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:26,852
-It�wasn't�that�funny.
-[bloop]
746
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:29,606
Michelle,�tell�me�a
Thanksgiving�joke.
747
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,565
Okay.
748
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,652
Your�job�is
literally�on�the�line.
749
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:38,490
What�do�turkeys�drink�out�of?
750
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,619
Gobble-goblets.
751
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:44,871
You�know-
752
00:27:45,282 --> 00:27:47,289
[bloop]
753
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,793
-bass�riff
-[Alexa]�Hah.
754
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:53,838
Alexa,�name�all�of
Malcolm�X's�children!
755
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:54,713
-Oh...
-[bloop]
756
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:56,704
[Alexa]�They�are
Ilyasah�Shabazz,
757
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,302
Attallah�Shabazz,
Gamilah�Shabazz,
758
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:04,099
Malikah�Shabazz,�Malaak
Shabazz,�and�Qubilah�Shabazz.
759
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:07,434
Michelle,�can
you�name�all�of-
760
00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:08,435
No.
761
00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:09,770
-[bloop]
-[Alexa]�[laughs�robotically]
762
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,605
-Alexa,�stop.
-[Alexa]�Ha-�[bloop]
763
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,649
Alexa,�what�do�you
know�about�Ziwe?
764
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,110
[bloop]
765
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,903
[Alexa]�Ziwe�is�a�successful
19-year-old�television�host.
766
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,489
-Uh,�Alexa...
-[bloop]
767
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,782
[clears�throat]
768
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,658
what�do�you�know
about�Michelle�Davis?
769
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,202
[bloop]
770
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,537
[Alexa]�Here's�something
I�found�on�the�web:
771
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,748
Michelle�overcame�tragedy�during
her�20s�when�her�father�died
772
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:31,083
from�multiple�sclerosis.
773
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,211
-Oh�my�gosh.
-Uh...
774
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,380
wrong�Michelle!
775
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,260
But�I�have�overcome
tragedy�in�a�sense...
776
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:42,929
[sighs]�being�Black�in�America.
777
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,472
[clears�throat]
778
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,514
tender�piano�music
779
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,715
Alexa,�you're�hired!
780
00:28:46,716 --> 00:28:47,891
Michelle,�best�of�luck.
781
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,394
-Oh,�I'm�f-
-Alexa,�play�"Stop�Being�Poor!"
782
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,813
[Alexa]�You'll�need�to�sign
up�for�Amazon�Music�Unlimited
783
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:53,731
Family�Plan.
784
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,565
-Would�y-
-Yes!
785
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,942
[bloop]
786
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,569
[Alexa]�You�now�have�Amazon
Music�Unlimited�Family�Plan.
787
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,195
Who�did�I�order
that�for?�[laughs]
788
00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,126
-Somebody�got�charged!
-[laughs]
789
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,700
Somebody�got�charged!
790
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,286
Alexa,�play-�play
"Am�I�Gay?"�by�Ziwe.
791
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,412
[bloop]
792
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,913
[Alexa]�Shuffling�songs
by�MIA�on�Amazon�Music.
793
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,249
No,�no,�no,�no,�no,�no,
no,�that's�the�movie�one!
794
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,751
-[laughing]�Oh�my�God!
-Stop,�stop,�stop!
795
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,420
Am�I�gay?�Am�I�gay?
796
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,046
jaunty�music
797
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,214
Um...
798
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,507
Um...
799
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,842
Um...
800
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,677
Um...
801
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,053
Um...
802
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,305
Um...
803
00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:26,263
Um...
804
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:26,889
Uh...
805
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,433
Um...
806
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:29,475
Um...
807
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,227
Um...
808
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,353
Um...
809
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,228
Um...
810
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:34,188
Um...
811
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,105
Uh...
812
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,156
Um...
813
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,567
Uh...
814
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,943
Um...
815
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:39,943
Uh...
816
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,905
Um...
817
00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:42,654
Mm.
818
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:45,074
It's�a�symphony�of�Ums
819
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,534
Um...
820
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:48,202
-[robotic�bleeping�and�blooping]
-[laughs]
821
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,954
You-�you�go�two�hands,�huh?
822
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,797
[robotic�bleeping�and�blooping]
823
00:29:51,798 --> 00:29:56,348
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