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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,844 jovial�orchestral�music 2 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:14,139 [mechanical�whirring] 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,515 [typing] 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,559 Like�Santa,�tech�knows�when you're�sleeping�and�knows�when 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,059 you're�awake... 6 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,394 and�knows�when you're�menstruating, 7 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,480 so�delete�your�cookies. 8 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,857 -[zap] -[glitching] 9 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:24,815 Oh,�no! 10 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,151 It's�mad! 11 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:26,942 Control,�alt,�delete! 12 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:27,651 Control,�alt,�delete! 13 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:31,072 Technology�is�coming�for�us, whether�we�like�it�or�not. 14 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,365 Run! 15 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,700 [sighs]�Just�kidding... 16 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,577 You�can't�hide! 17 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,912 Whether�it's�NFT�or a�dot�com�bubble, 18 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:41,082 AI�or�Ja�Rule's�Sims, tech�is�terrifying, 19 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:44,044 but�it�makes�our lives�so�much�easier. 20 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,211 Roomba?! 21 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,127 Roomba?! 22 00:00:46,128 --> 00:00:47,087 [banging] 23 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:49,591 Oh,�don't�mind him,�he's�just,�uh... 24 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:50,682 feelin'�himself. 25 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,093 [beeping] 26 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,094 Tonight,�I'll�be talking�with�Blake�Griffin. 27 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,429 Obviously,�I�can beat�the�robot�up. 28 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,305 [beeping] 29 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,140 -dramatic�music -Wow! 30 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,925 And�Joel�Kim�Booster. 31 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,518 I�don't�know anything�about�tech. 32 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:02,269 -Yup. -[Ziwe]�Hm. 33 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,729 I�said�it. 34 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,899 And�while�you're�watching me,�tech�will�be�watching�you. 35 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,693 Ziwe � starts�now. 36 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,153 [laughs] 37 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,863 [echoing�laugh] 38 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:12,863 [glitching] 39 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:17,911 cool�theme�music 40 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,786 An�athlete,�a�comedian... 41 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,663 Snip,�snap,�to�the�flo'. 42 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:04,082 [Ziwe�VO]�A�public advocate�of�NFTs. 43 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,458 When�I�think�Big�Tech,�I think�of�my�guest�tonight, 44 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,128 because�he's�6'9. 45 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,921 Please�welcome�Blake�Griffin. 46 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,090 elegant�strings 47 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,299 Hi. 48 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:13,966 Thank�you�for�coming to�do�the�show,�Blake; 49 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,008 this�is�an�honor. 50 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:17,137 You're�one�of�my�comedy�heroes. 51 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:19,805 -Oh,�thank�you,�appreciate�it. -[Ziwe]�Yes,�yes,�yes,�yes,�yes. 52 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,181 What�do�you�think�of�this�robot? 53 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,182 Uh,�it's�cool. 54 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,768 Got�my�face,�obviously. 55 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,479 Uh,�Brooklyn�Nets hat,�that's�cool. 56 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,732 I�think�it�started�out as�a�trash�can,�which... 57 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,151 seems�insulting. 58 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:33,777 I�like�that�you're�a�little competitive�with�this�robot. 59 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,363 Competitiveness�is, like,�the�name�of�the�game... 60 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,824 -[computer�booting] -My�game,�uh,�so�yeah. 61 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,033 How�did�you�prep�for�this? 62 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:43,163 Uh,�I�just�watched every�episode�front�to�back. 63 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:48,293 You're�really,�really, like,�a�tenacious�researcher. 64 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,170 -[softly]�Yep. -[softly]�Yep. 65 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:51,378 What'd�you�learn from�the�Chet�episode? 66 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,380 Uh,�that�one,�boy, that�one�was�good, 67 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:56,049 'cause,�uh,�obviously, his�dad�is�Tom�Hanks. 68 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,676 -[Ziwe]�Mm. -[computer�booting] 69 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:58,719 You�seem�to�know�a�lot�about people's�credits�and�who�they're 70 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,846 -related�to. -Mm-hm. 71 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,139 What�is�that�about? 72 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:05,226 Um,�I�don't�know,�I�recently got�a�IMDb�Pro�subscription 73 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,226 -so... -[Ziwe]�Oh! 74 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,310 [Blake]�Just�put�that�to�use. 75 00:03:07,311 --> 00:03:08,361 Got�it. 76 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,189 Recently,�you�said�for every�dunk�you�made, 77 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,609 you�donated�$100�to fight�child�obesity. 78 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,692 [Blake]�Mm-hm. 79 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,694 So�is�child obesity�a�game�to�you? 80 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,362 I�sort�of addressed�it�as�a�game... 81 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:18,989 -[Ziwe]�Mm. -But�it's�not�a�game. 82 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:23,203 I�think�me�and�Michelle Obama�are�both�on�the�same�page; 83 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:25,204 we�know�it's�a very�serious�matter. 84 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,331 How�often�do�you�compare yourself�to�the�most�powerful 85 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,665 Black�woman�in�America? 86 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:29,041 A�lot. 87 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,877 More�than�you�would�think. 88 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,587 Um... 89 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:37,341 What�do�you�think�is more�important�for�children, 90 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,593 to�understand�NFTs or�childhood�obesity? 91 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,639 Childhood�obesity�comes in�many�shapes�and�sizes. 92 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,806 [Ziwe]�Mm. 93 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:47,393 And�not�every�kid has�to�have�a�six�pack... 94 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:48,561 but�it'd�be�nice. 95 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,479 Did�you�have�a�six pack�as�a�kid,�Blake? 96 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,647 I�don't�think�I did,�I�don't�remember. 97 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,273 What�did�you look�like�as�a�kid? 98 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:57,362 Uh,�I�looked�like�a�smaller, younger�version�of�myself. 99 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,323 That�was�a�joke written�by�Alexa. 100 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,824 She�ghostwrote�for�me. 101 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:04,827 bass�riff 102 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,037 One�of�your�NFTs�is going�for�six�dollars. 103 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,664 What�do�you�plan�on doing�with�that�money? 104 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,332 -I�donated�it. -You�donated�it. 105 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,291 -Yeah. -To�where? 106 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,670 Uh,�to�childhood�obesity. 107 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:14,253 To�childhood�obesity. 108 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,424 Only�six�dollars, you�cheap�[bleep]? 109 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:19,425 Well,�no,�that�was�on top�of�the�hundreds,�uh, 110 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,636 the�dunks,�the�dunk�money. 111 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:24,304 Could�you�explain what�an�NFT�is�to�me? 112 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:27,225 And�explain�it�to�me like�I�am�an�idiot. 113 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,436 Okay,�so,�the�N�in "NFT"�stands�for�"non"... 114 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,311 -Okay. -Which�is�like�"not." 115 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,772 F�stands�for�"fungible." 116 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:33,772 Which�is�like? 117 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,775 It's�fun�but�it's�manageable. 118 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:36,901 Oh! 119 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,068 You�know,�it's, like,�fun�to�look�at, 120 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,820 it's�nice�to�look�at, but�it's�also�manageable. 121 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,321 Like,�it�doesn't- it's�not�overpowering. 122 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:44,324 You�know�how�some�art�is�a little�bit�overpowering? 123 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,120 They�tried...to�kill...my�wife! 124 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:47,953 And�then�"tokens." 125 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:48,912 You�know�tokens. 126 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,039 Uh... 127 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,123 Yeah,�but�if�you could�elaborate�for�me... 128 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,124 It's�just�a�token. 129 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,333 At�the�end�of�the day,�it's�just�a�token. 130 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,460 Just�a�token. 131 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,336 I'm�not�convinced that�you're�not�a�robot, 132 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:57,546 and�that's�why�we booked�you�for�this�show. 133 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,172 What�gives�you�that�impression? 134 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,717 Your�monotone. 135 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:03,094 You're�saying�I�need�to... 136 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,720 have�a�little�bit more�voice�inflection? 137 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,764 No,�I�think�you�have�to�be exactly�how�you�were�programmed. 138 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:10,435 Thank�you,�thanks. 139 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,478 spirited�piano�music 140 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,479 If�you�could�go�back�in�time, would�you�kill�[bleep]�or�invest 141 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,150 in�Bitcoin�in�2009? 142 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,444 Uh,�I�don't really�condone�killing, 143 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,487 uh,�so,�you�know... 144 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:23,656 [inhales�deeply] 145 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,490 [sighing]�probably�kill�[bleep]. 146 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,181 -Thanks,�Blake. -[Blake]�Yeah. 147 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,828 jaunty�music 148 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,331 [laughter] 149 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,372 Do�you�like�'em?! 150 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:33,666 -Love�'em. -Really? 151 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,708 As�much�as�I�love�you. 152 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,669 Oh,�I�love�you too.�[laughs] 153 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,961 Well,�I�guess�that's�it! 154 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,546 What�a�wonderful Christmas,�Greg. 155 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,674 Well,�that's�not quite�everything. 156 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:42,842 What?�Ah! 157 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,344 [gasps] 158 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,470 [man�VO]�This�Christmas, tell�her�you�love�her�with�three 159 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,680 little�letters. 160 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,350 upbeat�Christmas�music 161 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,352 N-F-T. 162 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,686 This�is�the�big�one. 163 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,728 [chuckling]�What?! 164 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,439 Oh,�my... [typing] 165 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,898 [chuckles]�You're�crazy! 166 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,067 [man�VO]�Let�her�know how�much�you�really�care... 167 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,486 financially. 168 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:04,363 This�holiday�season,�make your�memories�non-fungible. 169 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,532 [laughs] 170 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,532 Oh�my�gosh! 171 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,953 A�monkey�in sunglasses�smokin'�a�joint?! 172 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:13,247 It's�perfect! 173 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:18,086 It's�a�picture on�the�computer 174 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,545 [shrieking�monkey] 175 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,381 jaunty�music 176 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,549 upbeat�strings 177 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,133 Are�you�a�triple�threat because�you're�an�athlete, 178 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,510 comedian,�and�businessman? 179 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,387 Or�because�of�all�the people�you've�punched, 180 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,597 slapped,�and�kicked? 181 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,015 Um... 182 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:35,186 I�think�in�the traditional�sense�of,�um... 183 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,604 is�it "multi-hyphen"-�"multi-hyphen?" 184 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:38,939 -Yeah,�"multi-hyphenate." -Yeah,�yeah. 185 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,441 Uh,�I�think�in�the traditional�sense�of,�um... 186 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,236 -human... -[Ziwe]�Mm. 187 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,404 Um... 188 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,905 ally... 189 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,240 Human,�ally... 190 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:48,741 And,�uh... 191 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,660 you�know,�just�g-�good�guy. 192 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:51,576 Human,�ally,�good�guy. 193 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,663 And�who�are�you an�ally�to,�Blake? 194 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:55,581 -Most-�everyone. -Everyone. 195 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,290 Everyone�that�needs allysh-�allyship. 196 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:58,875 Everyone�that�needs�allyship. 197 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,253 Yeah. 198 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,378 And�could�you�name�one marginalized�group�that�would 199 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,797 need�allyship? 200 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,548 Well,�I�don't think�people�need, 201 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,510 because�that�sort�of,�uh, portrays�the�idea�that, 202 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,594 um,�they're�not�capable�of doing�anything�on�their�own. 203 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:10,137 Yes. 204 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,473 [Blake]�I�think allyship�is�more�like, 205 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,891 uh,�a�friend. 206 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,684 You�know,�when�you�say,�"I'm here�any�time�you�need�me, 207 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,644 you�can�call�me,"�and you�pick�up�that�call, 208 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,273 that's�sort�of�my definition�of�allyship. 209 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,816 Your�definition�of�allyship is�picking�up�the�phone�when�a 210 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:23,567 friend�calls? 211 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,486 No,�no,�no,�that was�an�example. 212 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,947 -Uh... -[call�error�tones] 213 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,281 Do�you�think�Alexa is�a�Black�woman, 214 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,200 or�do�you�not�think�a�Black woman�could�know�everything? 215 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,494 No,�she's-�she's artificial�intelligence. 216 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,247 [inhales�deeply] 217 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,789 [sighing]�And Black�women�are�real. 218 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,458 Explain�more�about�Black�women. 219 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:44,046 Uh,�Alexa�is artificial�intelligence, 220 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,340 and�she's�helped�people,�but Black�women�have�helped�more 221 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:48,885 people. 222 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:51,261 Did�that�answer sound�good�in�your�head? 223 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,473 Uh,�as�I�was saying�it,�again,�yeah. 224 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:54,891 -Got�it. -[laughs] 225 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:58,644 So�what�advice�would�you�give a�Black�woman�who's�not�6'4? 226 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:01,439 Uh,�not�6'4,�what advice�would�I�give�you? 227 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,773 Just�be�yourself. 228 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,273 -Oh,�just�be�yourself. -[Blake]�Yeah. 229 00:08:04,274 --> 00:08:05,901 I�feel�like�I've heard�that�before. 230 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,486 -Shia�LaBeouf�I�think�said�that. -[Ziwe]�Oh,�yeah. 231 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,778 In � Transformers. 232 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,489 Tell�me-�tell�us�more about�how�Shia�LaBeouf�is�an 233 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,533 inspiration�for�your�allyship. 234 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,536 Uh,�Shia�LaBeouf... 235 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,788 was�the�star of � Even�Stevens. 236 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,832 Uh,�his�sister�in�the show,�Christy�Carlson�Romano, 237 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,126 also�Kim�Possible. 238 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,796 She�was�a�very empowering�female�figure, 239 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:30,092 um,�and�taught young...women�that... 240 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,594 anything�is�possible... 241 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:32,636 Kim�Possible. 242 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,097 That�was�like�an Ask�Jeeve�answer. 243 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,516 Did�you�memorize�that before�this�interview? 244 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,527 Yeah,�I,�um-�no,�no,�no, I've-�that's�just�general 245 00:08:40,528 --> 00:08:41,520 knowledge. 246 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,358 [typing] 247 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,650 The�National Basketball�Association. 248 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:47,902 Do�you�have�TikTok? 249 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:48,902 Will�Smith. 250 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,030 Jackie�Chan�and, like,�Owen�Wilson. 251 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,533 Wild�Wild�West, that�was,�uh... 252 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,785 Tommy�Lee�Jones? 253 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:57,537 Birth�of�a�Nation � was�great. 254 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:58,704 Django. 255 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:02,083 Kills�all�the�racists almost�at�one�time. 256 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,833 Calvin�Candie... [clicks�tongue] 257 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:04,709 Dead. 258 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,294 Black�history�is�very�important. 259 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:07,421 Got�it. 260 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,173 You�once�said,�"Forget the�color�of�the�dress; 261 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,676 -what�color�am�I?" -Yeah. 262 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,634 What�color�are�you? 263 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,685 Mostly�pink�and oranges�and,�like, 264 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,138 a�little�bit�of�red. 265 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,390 On�a�scale�of�Drake�with�a British�accent�to�Drake�with�a 266 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,559 Jamaican�accent,�how ethnic�would�you�say�you�are? 267 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,852 Uh... 268 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,979 [sighs]�Drake�with British,�Drake,�uh... 269 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,565 Probably,�uh... 270 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,649 Honestly,�the�best part�is�just,�like, 271 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,610 -I'm�right�down�the�line. -Wow. 272 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,487 Can�sorta�play�both�sides. 273 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,906 Sort�of�a�racial�chameleon. 274 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:37,618 I�appreciate�your commitment�to... 275 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,162 your�own�idea�of�reality. 276 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,497 [laughing]�Yeah. 277 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,331 No,�it's,�uh,�part of�being�a�good�guy. 278 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,335 Part�of�being�a�good guy�is�making�things�up? 279 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:47,628 Yeah. 280 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,129 Could�you�say�to�camera "Beep,�boop,�boop,�bop?" 281 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,423 Beep�boop,�boop�bop. 282 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,590 That's�the�N�word�for�robots. 283 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,716 How�could�you�say�that? 284 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,767 Well... 285 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,262 I�mean,�I�think�I�can�say�it. 286 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,804 Can�you? 287 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,348 Yeah,�I�think�so. 288 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,641 Do�you�think�a�robot�could�beat you�in�one-on-one�basketball? 289 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:02,434 -No. -[Ziwe]�No? 290 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,894 [Blake]�No. 291 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,271 Okay,�you�seem�like�you're�a fan�of�the�robot�more�than�me. 292 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,648 Look�at�his�face�lookin'�at you�like�you�a�little�punk! 293 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:12,069 Yeah,�it's�a�smug�look,�but... 294 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,988 There's�a�lot�of�tension�going on�between�you�and�that�robot. 295 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,656 You're�either gonna�kiss�or�fight. 296 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,658 -I�don't�wanna�fight�him. -You�don't�wanna�fight�him? 297 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,120 Do�you�want�to�show�your�abs? 298 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,622 [laughs] 299 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,789 No. 300 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,416 [crew�laughter] 301 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,833 But�then�how�do�you�know that�yours�are�better�than�the 302 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,127 robot's? 303 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,004 Well,�from�the�looks�of it,�those�are�just�pipes. 304 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,339 He�can�hear�you�say�that. 305 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,466 Can�he? 306 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,716 [Ziwe]�That's�why he's�frowning�like�that. 307 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,011 That�seems�like�a�half-smile. 308 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,343 Or�like�a�"Psh,�I just�said�something." 309 00:10:39,344 --> 00:10:40,847 Make�that�face�again,�please. 310 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:41,848 -It's�like�a... -[Ziwe]�To�camera. 311 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,477 [electronic�beeping] 312 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,853 My�goal�was�to�get�you�to�take off�your�shirt�and�fight�this 313 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,730 robot,�but�it�doesn't�seem like�that's�gonna�happen. 314 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,692 I�don't�know,�man, I�just,�you�know... 315 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,110 I'll�fight�him. 316 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,529 I�don't�think�the shirt's�necessary. 317 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,321 -Right�now? -[Ziwe]�Yeah. 318 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,698 [reverberating]�I�like�that you're�a�little�competitive�with 319 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,825 this�robot. 320 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,702 -[echoing]�Yeah? -[Ziwe]�Yeah. 321 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,120 Beep�boop. 322 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,163 You�seem�like�you're�a�fan of�the�robot�more�than�me. 323 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,706 [Ziwe]�[reverberating]�You're either�gonna�kiss�or�fight. 324 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,001 dramatic�music 325 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,293 [clattering,�glitching] 326 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,337 Yeah,�obviously�I can�beat�the�robot�up. 327 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,380 [electronic�chime] 328 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,508 I�don't�really�condone�killing. 329 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,716 -[whack] -[robotic�glitch] 330 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,427 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe... 331 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,303 Which�one�is�Michelle�Williams? 332 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,681 Michelle�Williams? 333 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:25,017 dramatic silent�film�music 334 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,142 They�look�very�similar. 335 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,187 jaunty�music 336 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,022 Do�I�live�in�a�simulation? 337 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,191 No,�I�live�in�the�TV. 338 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,694 jaunty�music 339 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,655 I'd�like�to�propose�a�toast. 340 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,948 Oh! 341 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,740 -To�us. -[woman]�Okay! 342 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,326 [clink] 343 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,077 [man�VO]�Fellas, forget�the�ring. 344 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,832 -uplifting�music -[choking] 345 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,792 [man�VO]�Use�an�NFT to�pop�the�question. 346 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,546 Is�this�what�I�think�it�is?! 347 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,381 Why�don't�you... 348 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,716 see�for�yourself? 349 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,217 [woman]�Oh! 350 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,721 A�second�NFT?! 351 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,930 Of�a�Tweet?! 352 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,349 About�balls?! 353 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,559 [chuckles] 354 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,853 I�sold�my�kidney to�buy�it,�but... 355 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,938 that's�why�the Lord�gave�me�two, 356 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,565 and�the�Lord�gave�me�you. 357 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,859 I'm�the�only�one who�can�see�this?! 358 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,487 Well,�not�exactly; everyone�can�see�it,�but... 359 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,866 you're�the�only one...who�owns�it. 360 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,826 So... 361 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,161 will�you�marry�me? 362 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,829 Will�I�marry�you?! 363 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,955 Of�course�I�will, Greg,�of�course�I�will! 364 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:29,873 [coughs] 365 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,375 [chuckling]�Oh... 366 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,752 [man�VO]�A�picture�is worth�1,000�words... 367 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,963 or�all�of�your�yearly�income. 368 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,758 It's�the�link to�her�heart 369 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,426 [shrieking�monkey] 370 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,762 jaunty�music 371 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:46,432 Blake,�in�one�word, what�makes�you�human? 372 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,434 Um... 373 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:51,937 my�mind. 374 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,939 Or�mind. 375 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,777 Okay,�let's�play�a�game called�Prove�You're�Not�a�Robot. 376 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,860 Sing�the�jingle. 377 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,278 -Sing�the�jingle? -Yeah,�make�a�jingle�up. 378 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:04,784 Uh, � When you're- � [bleep] 379 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,659 -[claps] -I'd�hope�that's�license-free. 380 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,370 To�play,�we're�going�to�give�you some�CAPTCHA�tests�to�answer. 381 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,164 If�you're�not�a�robot, they�should�be�easy. 382 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,749 -Ready�for�this�first�one? -[Blake]�Mm-hm. 383 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,251 [Ziwe]�Puzzle�Piece. 384 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,002 If�you�get�the�puzzle�right, that�means�that�you�are�human; 385 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,589 if�it's�wrong, you're�clearly�a�robot. 386 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,758 Ooh,�that's�tough. 387 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,594 Which�one�is�tough,�exactly? 388 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:26,472 -This�one's�tough. -I�don't�make�assumptions. 389 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,974 Yeah,�well, that's�not�gonna�fit. 390 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:32,478 -That's�tough. -Wooooow! 391 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,647 [affirmative�chime] 392 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,480 [Ziwe]�Hm. 393 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,650 [Blake]�That guy's�obviously�bad. 394 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,151 [Ziwe]�Hm. 395 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,695 Do�you�wanna apologize�to�any�communities? 396 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,324 I�would�like�to�apologize�to... 397 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,660 all�the... 398 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,665 um,�military�that fought�against... 399 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,875 the�Confederates. 400 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,209 [Ziwe]�You�mean�the�Union? 401 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,545 Yeah. 402 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,046 Okay,�next�CAPTCHA:�you have�to�read�it�to�camera, 403 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,006 and�if�you�can�read it,�you're�not�a�robot. 404 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,843 Hm,�I-�you�know�what? 405 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,927 I'm�startin'�to�come around�on�the�robot�idea. 406 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,470 Okay,�so�you're not�gonna�read�this? 407 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,557 I�just-�no. 408 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,515 [Ziwe]�Next�game! 409 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,016 Blake,�did�you know�that�sometimes, 410 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,977 facial�recognition�technology can't�tell�the�difference 411 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,896 between�Black�people? 412 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:16,938 Really? 413 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,399 I�didn't�know�that. 414 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:18,898 Really,�you�didn't�know�that? 415 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,692 No,�I�didn't- well,�no,�I�mean, 416 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,278 yeah,�I�had�heard�that,�but�I didn't�know�that�that�was�still 417 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,322 a�thing�that... 418 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,240 [softly]�we're dealing�with�here. 419 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,701 [clicks�tongue] 420 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,743 Probably�shouldn't have�answered�that�way. 421 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,745 Great,�because�it's�time�to play�Are�You�Less�Racist�Than�a 422 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,413 Robot? 423 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,832 Sing�the�jingle. 424 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,876 If- � [bleep]�[claps] 425 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,377 -Okay,�Blake... -[Blake]�Oh... 426 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,086 Are�these�two�different�people? 427 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,087 Yeah! 428 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,088 Yeah,�I�would�like�to�think�so. 429 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,717 And�who�are�these�Black�people? 430 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,468 Allies. 431 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,010 [Ziwe]�Okay,�Rosa�Parks- 432 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,678 Yeah,�I�was�gonna say�Rosa�Parks. 433 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,888 You�were�gonna-�oh,�you�were? 434 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,930 -Oh,�you�were- -I�was�gonna�say�Rosa�Parks. 435 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,181 Oh,�you�were gonna�say�Rosa�Parks? 436 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,560 -And�the�other�lady? -[inhales�deeply] 437 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,479 -Louisa�May�Alcott? -No! 438 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,605 -[Blake]�Yeah,�no. -What?! 439 00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,439 [chuckling]�I�don't know,�I�don't�know! 440 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,233 -Who�is�it? -Claudette�Colvin. 441 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,859 Yeah,�Barack�Obama and�Malcolm�X. 442 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,068 -[Ziwe]�Okay! -Next!�[chuckles] 443 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,446 [affirmative�chime] 444 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,321 Sorry. 445 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,238 [laughing]�Sorry. 446 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,408 You�can�hold�it�up. 447 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,742 You�got�it,�congratulations. 448 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,202 [Blake]�Yeah,�thank�you. 449 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,954 Next�one? 450 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,706 Which�is�which? 451 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:16,831 [Blake]�[softly] Tia�and�Tamera... 452 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:17,582 Which�one's�Tia, which�one's�Tamera? 453 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,044 Tia�is�the�one-�ohhh! 454 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,421 Tia�is�the�one�on�the�right? 455 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,713 Okay,�and�then the�other's�Tamera? 456 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,131 -Tamera? -[Ziwe]�No,�that's�wrong. 457 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:25,798 -[Blake]�That's�wrong. -This�is�both�Tamera�and�Tamera. 458 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,300 -[negative�bloop] -[Blake]�[chuckling]�Oh,�wow! 459 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,259 Yeah,�so�don't�you feel�like�a�goofball? 460 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,179 Yeah,�I�mean, they're�twins,�you�know. 461 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,599 They're�sisters...sisters. 462 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:38,103 bass�riff 463 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,479 That�has�been�the�show! 464 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,691 Blake,�do�you�have anything�to�say�about�racism? 465 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,735 Uh,�racism,�there's�no- there's�no-�there's�no�place 466 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,112 for�racism. 467 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,781 Spoken�like�a�true�robot. 468 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,950 Thank�you,�Blake! 469 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,241 [AI�robot�voice] Thank�you�for�having�me. 470 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,078 jaunty�music 471 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,162 I'm�rich�in�both friendship�and�Bitcoin. 472 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,958 -[alarm] -Wait...what? 473 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,209 [scoffs] 474 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,960 I�guess�now�I'm�just rich�in�friendship! 475 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,921 jaunty�music 476 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:08,968 "Surveil�Me"�by�Ziwe 477 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,205 jaunty�music 478 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,498 You�may�know�him�from his�hit�movie�on�Hulu, 479 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,334 or�comedy�special�on�Netflix. 480 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,420 He's�one�of�the original�hot�people�of�comedy. 481 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,216 A�gay�icon,�a�millennial,�a one-time�WeWork�employee. 482 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,177 Please�welcome�Joel�Kim�Booster! 483 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,886 elegant�strings 484 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,012 Gorgeous,�gorgeous. 485 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,513 Thank�you,�thank�you so�much�for�having�me. 486 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,099 Now,�why�do�you�think�you're here�for�the�tech�episode? 487 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,601 Um... 488 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,144 I'm�not�gonna�lie�to�you;�it feels�a�liiiiittle�racially 489 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,772 charged,�because�I�don't know�anything�about�tech, 490 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:32,111 so�the�only�other�explanation I�have�is�that�maybe, 491 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:35,239 being�an�Asian person,�you�thought�I�did. 492 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,074 [laughing]�Not�to�come�on your�show�and-�[clears�throat] 493 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,243 Wow. 494 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,701 So�you're�saying�you know�nothing�about�tech, 495 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,453 but�you�happen�to�have worked�at�multiple�start-ups. 496 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,864 I�have�worked�at multiple�tech�start-ups. 497 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,126 I�was�an�early employee�of�Groupon. 498 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,293 [Ziwe]�Wow. 499 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:48,960 I�worked�at�several start-ups�in�New�York, 500 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,214 I�worked�at�a�WeWork, um,�which�was�a�nightmare. 501 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,381 It�was�a�nightmare�why? 502 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,967 The�sell�of�WeWork�is, like,�it�has�to�be�about, 503 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,511 like,�the�camaraderie�and the�kombucha�of�it�all. 504 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,847 And�I�was�just�there�to�work,�I was�just�there�to�get�my�check. 505 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,682 Got�it,�you're�sort of�anti-community, 506 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,934 pro-,�um, working-yourself-to-your-grave. 507 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,436 Exactly. 508 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,104 So�you�have�a�movie�on�Hulu, a�stand-up�special�on�Netflix, 509 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,148 you're�in�a�TV show, � Loot, � on�Apple. 510 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:14,111 Are�tech�conglomerates�a�net good�or�a�net�evil�for�society? 511 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,824 For�society,�I would�say...net�evil. 512 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,202 I�think�for�me,�personally, in�my�career,�um... 513 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,079 net�good. 514 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,876 But... 515 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,419 you�know,�I�would-�I�would�take the�lack�of�success�in�my�career 516 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,629 if�the�world�was doing�better,�you�know? 517 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,801 But,�like,�I'm�not�gonna�be�the only�one�who's�not�benefitting. 518 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,595 Like,�you�have�an�iPhone. 519 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,555 -They're�bad�but... -Mm. 520 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:44,432 You�not�having�an�iPhone�is�not gonna�stop�iPhones�from�being 521 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,893 bad. 522 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,977 So�can�you�just�say�to�this camera�that�there�is�no�such 523 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,689 thing�as�personal responsibility? 524 00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:56,360 [barely�audibly]�There�is no�such�thing�as�personal 525 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,236 responsibility. 526 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,614 Louder. 527 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,239 [slightly�louder]�There�is no�such�thing�as�personal 528 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,950 responsibility. 529 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,202 Hm,�hm. 530 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,703 -Mm-hm. -Hm. 531 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,494 -Yup. -Hm. 532 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,372 I�said�it. 533 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:11,417 Between�the�two�of�us,�who�do you�think�would�be�better�at 534 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,003 sort�of�getting�someone�to spend�their�life�savings�on 535 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,298 cryptocurrency�with�no�research? 536 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:19,008 I�think�there's�a�couple�of different�ways�to�look�at�the 537 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,011 weight�of�our�situations. 538 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,221 [Ziwe]�Mm. 539 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,596 -You're�a�beautiful�woman... -Okay,�got�it. 540 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,431 -You're�a�beautiful�woman... -Wow,�thank�you. 541 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:29,228 Who�could�use...that to�get�a�lot�of�men, 542 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,102 straight�men. 543 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,648 But�I�also�have sort�of�the- 544 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:33,899 well,�I'm�Asian. 545 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,235 It�feels�a liiiiittle�racially�charged. 546 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,695 So�automatically,�I sort�of�have�pull, 547 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,865 people�believe�what�I say�when�it�comes�to�tech. 548 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,784 So�yeah,�I�think�it's�sort of�a�wash,�ultimately. 549 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,952 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe... 550 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:46,744 Microchip. 551 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,038 Keyboard. 552 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,248 Screen�protector. 553 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,916 Web�browser. 554 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:51,666 Dot�com. 555 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,252 jaunty�music 556 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,461 [woman�VO]�We�are�all after�the�same�thing: 557 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,880 human�connection. 558 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,423 So�connect! 559 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,300 With�iCon:�the�only�social media�app�that�knows�you�- 560 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,803 all�of�you. 561 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,263 iCon�allows�you�to�give�us your�social�security�number, 562 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,807 so�you�can�connect�more fully�and�intentionally�with�the 563 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,268 people�around�you. 564 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,103 Plus,�you�can�trust�us;�we're just�a�privately-owned�tech 565 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,814 company�that�keeps�your�social security�number�in�perpetuity 566 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,441 for�human�connection. 567 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,943 And�we�already�have three�million�subscribers! 568 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,070 From�the�same�venture capitalists�who�brought�you 569 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,321 the�iDrone,�SexBook,�and the�whole�damn�concept�of�the 570 00:21:24,322 --> 00:21:25,324 surveillance�state! 571 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,493 Plus,�no�one�cares about�the�danger! 572 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,079 What�danger? 573 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,163 Everyone�else�is�doing�it,�and don't�you�wanna�be�like�everyone 574 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:31,580 else? 575 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,625 Personal�security�is�dead. 576 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,085 What�you�want�is�clout! 577 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,545 What�are�you,�a�loser? 578 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,672 If�you�don't�have�iCon,�that's some�loser�stuff,�for�real. 579 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,967 Signing�up�is�easy,�so�you�can have�more�time�to�do�the�things 580 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,469 that�really�matter... 581 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,346 like�accumulate�funds�in�your personal�bank�account�for�us�to 582 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,515 funnel�out. 583 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,849 Terms�and�conditions�apply. 584 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:50,891 We�will�sell�your�data to�literally�anyone. 585 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,351 We�own�your property�and�identity. 586 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,811 If�you�prosecute�us, you'll�go�to�jail,�not�us. 587 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,355 Beep�boop�beep. 588 00:21:55,397 --> 00:22:00,193 iCon:�an�app�for�all�humans�who have�social�security�numbers. 589 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,903 jaunty�music 590 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,613 exciting�strings 591 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,072 Is�your�favorite piece�of�tech�your�phone, 592 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,324 your�laptop,�or�your�Juul? 593 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,909 Hm,�that's�tough. 594 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:11,288 I'm�addicted�to�two�out of�the�three�of�those. 595 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,040 My�phone,�for�sure. 596 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,790 I�actually�have�never Juuled,�I'm�gonna�be�honest. 597 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,958 -[Joel]�Wow! -I�know. 598 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,503 You�seem...like�you�would. 599 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,131 [crew�laughter] 600 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,674 No,�no,�no! 601 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,384 I'm�recognizing,�like,�a�fellow cool�person�with�an�addiction! 602 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,886 -Okay,�so�you're�criticizing�me. -[laughing]�No,�no,�no! 603 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:27,970 What�questions�do you�have�for�me? 604 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:28,721 [Joel]�[laughing] I�don't�have�any! 605 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,722 No,�you're�criticizing�me! 606 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,723 [Joel]�I�don't have�any�questions. 607 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:31,140 -No! -Okay,�fine,�I�have�a�question. 608 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,391 [Ziwe]�All�right,�let's�go! 609 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,060 Have�you�ever dated�an�Asian�guy? 610 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:38,106 -I�would�never�kiss�and�tell. -[laughs] 611 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,524 Do�you�wanna�date? 612 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,401 I�would-�actually,�I�think�we would�make�an�incredible�couple. 613 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,361 I�do�too. 614 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,904 And�I�think�we would�be�one�of- 615 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,572 -like,�I�actually�even�think- -What�is�in�your�eye,�sir?! 616 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,326 -I'm�just-�I'm�crying,�um... -[crew�laughter] 617 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,037 I'm�crying�thinking�about,�um... 618 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,582 I�think�that�we�could�actually pull�off�being�publicly�a 619 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,584 couple,�even�though�my�brand�is so�connected�to�my�sexuality. 620 00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:58,959 Mm. 621 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,294 I�think�people�would�buy�it. 622 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,546 I�think�because�my�brand is�so�disconnected�from 623 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,509 -[laughing]�my�sexuality... -[laughs] 624 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,342 [echoing�laugh] 625 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,470 Gay�sex,�gay�sex,�gay- 626 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,596 So�here's�a�question�for�you: you�were�adopted�by�white�people 627 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,430 but�you're�an�Asian�man. 628 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,141 What's�your�favorite�race? 629 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,311 I�would�say,�um... 630 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,689 my�favorite�race�would�be... 631 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,482 uh... 632 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:25,404 The�Amazing�Race � on�CBS. 633 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,157 [laughs] 634 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,033 Can�you�even�name four�countries�in�Africa? 635 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,411 And�don't�say�"Egypt." 636 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,413 -Um... -tense�game�show�music 637 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,415 [clears�throat] 638 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,251 -Zimbabwe. -[electronic�chime] 639 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:43,463 -Um...South�Africa. -[electronic�chime] 640 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,758 Um... 641 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,427 [negative�electronic�chime] 642 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:51,596 What�you're�failing to...sort�of�contextually, 643 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:54,473 like,�bring�to�the�table�here is�that�I�was�homeschooled. 644 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,643 So�it's�not�your�responsibility to�know�any�nations�in�Africa? 645 00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,520 No,�it's�not�that�it's not�my�responsibility, 646 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,689 it's�that�it�was�my�parents' responsibility�to�make�sure�that 647 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,691 I�knew�the�countries�in Africa�and�they�failed, 648 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,444 and,�you�know... 649 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,070 I-�I�shouldn't�have�to�pay for�their�sins�right�now�on 650 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,530 -Showtime. -[electronic�chime] 651 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,823 [barely�audibly]�There�is no�such�thing�as�personal 652 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,492 responsibility. 653 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:15,745 [Ziwe]�Got�it. 654 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,706 If�MLK�were�alive�today,�would he�use�an�iPhone�or�an�Android? 655 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,667 I�think�he'd�use�an�iPhone, because�he�was�doing�a�lot�of 656 00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:26,423 organizing�and�the�group texting�with�Androids�is�not... 657 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,966 really�there,�you�know? 658 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,676 And�tell�me�what�you learned�about�MLK�in�homeschool. 659 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,470 Um,�I�learned that�he�had�a�dream. 660 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,429 Okay. 661 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,014 I�learned�that�he was�a�Christian. 662 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:38,602 I�learned�that�he,�you�know, because�of�his�Christianity, 663 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,061 likely�hated�gay�people. 664 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,353 Why�would�you�say�that?! 665 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,522 I-�that's-�I'm-�you asked�what�I�was�taught, 666 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,608 and�I'm�telling�you what�I�was�taught! 667 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,860 You�asked�me specifically�what�I�was�taught, 668 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,155 not�what�I�believe. 669 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:54,700 Are�you�a�racist, Joel�Kim�Booster? 670 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,911 [laughs] 671 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:58,497 Um,�I�mean,�that's�an interesting�question. 672 00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,538 Can�I�be�a�racist? 673 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,332 Like,�is�it�possible for�me�to�be�a�racist? 674 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,461 Do�I�have�the currency,�like... 675 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:05,920 in�society�to�be�a�racist? 676 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:06,837 Can�I�be�prejudiced? 677 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,798 Yeah,�certainly,�um... 678 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:09,673 but�I'm�not. 679 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:10,842 I'm�n-�I'm�neither. 680 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,968 I-�the-�the�short�of it�is-�is�I'm�neither. 681 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:15,430 Are�you�a�racist? [stifles�laughter] 682 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,682 -That�was�the�longest�walk... -[laughs] 683 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,477 To�a�"no"�on�racist�a�guest�has ever�done�in�the�history�of�this 684 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,646 show.�Wow! 685 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,022 Wow! 686 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,397 Black�people�-�Black people�are�my�favorite�race. 687 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:26,398 Why�would�you�say�that,�Joel? 688 00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:27,566 Because�you�asked me�the�question! 689 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,528 That's�such�a�weird�answer. 690 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:30,653 -[winces] -[Joel]�[scoffs] 691 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,530 I'm�an�incredible guest�on�this�show. 692 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,658 jaunty�music 693 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,244 [low�voice]�Red pill�or�blue�pill? 694 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:38,620 Matrix. 695 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,789 -exciting � Matrix � music -[groaning] 696 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,582 chimes 697 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:46,168 -[woman]�[huffs] -[Greg]�Babe,�please! 698 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,214 Please,�you cheated�on�me!�[sighs] 699 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,257 -Give�me�a�chance. -What�are�you,�strangling�me?! 700 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:54,553 [man�VO]�And�fellas,�saying "I'm�sorry"�is�as�easy�as... 701 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,720 N-F-T. 702 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,680 [Greg]�Babe, just�go�to�the�link. 703 00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,684 uplifting�music 704 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,478 [typing] 705 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,563 -[fart�noises] -It's�fart�noises?! 706 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,899 No,�babe,�that�would�be�stupid! 707 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:12,279 It's�an�NFT�that's�a�symphony of�fart�noises�that�lasts�53 708 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,572 minutes�to�say�sorry for�the�second�family�- 709 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,116 my�second�family. 710 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,783 They�don't�mean�anything�to�me. 711 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:19,743 Greg,�I�never wanna�see�you�again. 712 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,204 [fart�noises�continue] 713 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,747 But�babe! 714 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:23,831 But... 715 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,709 you�own�this! 716 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,085 [fart�noises�continue] 717 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:31,339 It's�a�symphony�of�farts 718 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,925 [man�VO]�But�you�own�it. 719 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:34,842 [fart] 720 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,761 jaunty�music 721 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,387 [Ziwe�and�Alexa] Ha�ha�ha�ha�ha�ha. 722 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,683 Ha�ha�ha�ha�ha�ha ha,�ha�ha�ho�ho�ha�ha, 723 00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:43,601 tee-hee�tee-tee, laughter,�chuckle�chuckle, 724 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,687 L-O-L,�ha�ha�ha, laughter,�laugh. 725 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,605 -Alexa,�stop! -[Alexa]�Ho�ho�ho-�[bloop] 726 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,940 [laughs] 727 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,108 [chuckles]�Ziwe,�Alexa,�what are�you�guys�laughing�about? 728 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,152 Sit�down,�I�found out�Alexa�tells�jokes. 729 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,031 serious�orchestral�music 730 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,906 [man�VO]�The�following�is�a competition�between�a�human 731 00:26:57,907 --> 00:27:01,786 and�a�voice�assistant�to�become Ziwe's�only�comedy�writer. 732 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,329 -Michelle... -[clears�throat] 733 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,747 I�want�you�to compete�for�your�job. 734 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,456 O-�okay! 735 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,208 Automation�affects�everyone. 736 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,501 Oh. 737 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,503 -Alexa! -[bloop] 738 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,714 Tell�a�Thanksgiving�joke! 739 00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:13,756 [bloop] 740 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,716 [Alexa]�What�did�the corn�say�to�the�butter? 741 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,384 "See�you�on�the�other�sides." 742 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:18,803 [laughs] 743 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:23,642 [Alexa]�[laughs�robotically] 744 00:27:23,969 --> 00:27:25,851 Alexa,�stop. 745 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:26,852 -It�wasn't�that�funny. -[bloop] 746 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:29,606 Michelle,�tell�me�a Thanksgiving�joke. 747 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,565 Okay. 748 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,652 Your�job�is literally�on�the�line. 749 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:38,490 What�do�turkeys�drink�out�of? 750 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,619 Gobble-goblets. 751 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:44,871 You�know- 752 00:27:45,282 --> 00:27:47,289 [bloop] 753 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,793 -bass�riff -[Alexa]�Hah. 754 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:53,838 Alexa,�name�all�of Malcolm�X's�children! 755 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:54,713 -Oh... -[bloop] 756 00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:56,704 [Alexa]�They�are Ilyasah�Shabazz, 757 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,302 Attallah�Shabazz, Gamilah�Shabazz, 758 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:04,099 Malikah�Shabazz,�Malaak Shabazz,�and�Qubilah�Shabazz. 759 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:07,434 Michelle,�can you�name�all�of- 760 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:08,435 No. 761 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:09,770 -[bloop] -[Alexa]�[laughs�robotically] 762 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,605 -Alexa,�stop. -[Alexa]�Ha-�[bloop] 763 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,649 Alexa,�what�do�you know�about�Ziwe? 764 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,110 [bloop] 765 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,903 [Alexa]�Ziwe�is�a�successful 19-year-old�television�host. 766 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,489 -Uh,�Alexa... -[bloop] 767 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,782 [clears�throat] 768 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,658 what�do�you�know about�Michelle�Davis? 769 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,202 [bloop] 770 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,537 [Alexa]�Here's�something I�found�on�the�web: 771 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,748 Michelle�overcame�tragedy�during her�20s�when�her�father�died 772 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:31,083 from�multiple�sclerosis. 773 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,211 -Oh�my�gosh. -Uh... 774 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,380 wrong�Michelle! 775 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,260 But�I�have�overcome tragedy�in�a�sense... 776 00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:42,929 [sighs]�being�Black�in�America. 777 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,472 [clears�throat] 778 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,514 tender�piano�music 779 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,715 Alexa,�you're�hired! 780 00:28:46,716 --> 00:28:47,891 Michelle,�best�of�luck. 781 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,394 -Oh,�I'm�f- -Alexa,�play�"Stop�Being�Poor!" 782 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,813 [Alexa]�You'll�need�to�sign up�for�Amazon�Music�Unlimited 783 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:53,731 Family�Plan. 784 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,565 -Would�y- -Yes! 785 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,942 [bloop] 786 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,569 [Alexa]�You�now�have�Amazon Music�Unlimited�Family�Plan. 787 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,195 Who�did�I�order that�for?�[laughs] 788 00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,126 -Somebody�got�charged! -[laughs] 789 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,700 Somebody�got�charged! 790 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,286 Alexa,�play-�play "Am�I�Gay?"�by�Ziwe. 791 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,412 [bloop] 792 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,913 [Alexa]�Shuffling�songs by�MIA�on�Amazon�Music. 793 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,249 No,�no,�no,�no,�no,�no, no,�that's�the�movie�one! 794 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,751 -[laughing]�Oh�my�God! -Stop,�stop,�stop! 795 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,420 Am�I�gay?�Am�I�gay? 796 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,046 jaunty�music 797 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,214 Um... 798 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,507 Um... 799 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,842 Um... 800 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,677 Um... 801 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,053 Um... 802 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,305 Um... 803 00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:26,263 Um... 804 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:26,889 Uh... 805 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,433 Um... 806 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:29,475 Um... 807 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,227 Um... 808 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,353 Um... 809 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,228 Um... 810 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:34,188 Um... 811 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,105 Uh... 812 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,156 Um... 813 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,567 Uh... 814 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,943 Um... 815 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:39,943 Uh... 816 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,905 Um... 817 00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:42,654 Mm. 818 00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:45,074 It's�a�symphony�of�Ums 819 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,534 Um... 820 00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:48,202 -[robotic�bleeping�and�blooping] -[laughs] 821 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,954 You-�you�go�two�hands,�huh? 822 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,797 [robotic�bleeping�and�blooping] 823 00:29:51,798 --> 00:29:56,348 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 63342

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