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I'm so close! 9 00:00:23,227 --> 00:00:24,796 - Are you hearing this too? 10 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:27,066 - I just scheduled an emergency Zoom with my therapist. 11 00:00:27,159 --> 00:00:29,168 - Oh, my God, Jackson, that feels so good. 12 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:30,169 Keep going! 13 00:00:30,268 --> 00:00:31,370 - What are we gonna do? 14 00:00:31,469 --> 00:00:32,737 - Should we pull the fire alarm? 15 00:00:32,836 --> 00:00:34,373 - No, haven't you ever watched a rom-com? 16 00:00:34,471 --> 00:00:36,108 Being rained on only makes people hornier. 17 00:00:36,207 --> 00:00:38,243 - Wowie-zowie! - I'm gonna cut my ears off. 18 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:39,979 - Yeah, let's get out of here because if I hear 19 00:00:40,078 --> 00:00:41,613 how this ends, I'll never recover. 20 00:00:41,711 --> 00:00:44,416 - Keep thrusting your penis. It's happening! 21 00:00:44,515 --> 00:00:46,551 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. - Go, go, go! 22 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:49,321 - ♪ Impossibility make you lay down for stability ♪ 23 00:00:49,419 --> 00:00:51,223 ♪ I birthed the game, my fertility ♪ 24 00:00:51,322 --> 00:00:53,358 ♪ Is up there, match my agility ♪ 25 00:00:53,457 --> 00:00:54,726 ♪ No weed, call me nobility ♪ 26 00:00:54,825 --> 00:00:57,057 - Hey, Canaan. I'm sorry I'm late. 27 00:00:57,161 --> 00:00:59,664 I hit traffic on the way. 28 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:01,766 Twice. 29 00:01:01,865 --> 00:01:04,336 - I refuse to interpret that as a sex thing. 30 00:01:04,434 --> 00:01:05,905 Sorry you hit traffic. 31 00:01:06,003 --> 00:01:07,406 - Twice. - Mm. 32 00:01:07,504 --> 00:01:08,873 - Where's Lila? - She's not here. 33 00:01:08,972 --> 00:01:11,410 She's at some coffee bean vendor in Brattleboro. 34 00:01:11,508 --> 00:01:13,478 - I'm really impressed with how well she's adapted 35 00:01:13,577 --> 00:01:15,114 to this whole manager thing. 36 00:01:15,212 --> 00:01:16,781 - Oh, yeah, so is she. 37 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:20,019 In fact, she actually made herself employee of the month. 38 00:01:20,117 --> 00:01:21,520 - Whoo. - Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:21,619 --> 00:01:23,288 - Hey, can I talk to you two for a minute? 40 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,024 I'm Jodi, your union rep. 41 00:01:25,123 --> 00:01:26,691 - Oh, my God, hi. - We're in a union? 42 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:29,161 - Yeah, the Essex Food Service Workers. 43 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:30,629 Did you not send away for your union card? 44 00:01:30,727 --> 00:01:32,197 - It's one of my prized possessions, 45 00:01:32,296 --> 00:01:34,333 even though they spelled my name Krimberly. 46 00:01:34,432 --> 00:01:36,635 - Well, we're going on strike. 47 00:01:36,734 --> 00:01:37,736 - Amazing. 48 00:01:37,835 --> 00:01:39,704 I'm a union gal, and I stand with you, 49 00:01:39,804 --> 00:01:41,306 no questions asked. 50 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:43,542 I do have questions though. What's the strike about? 51 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,106 Essex hasn't given us a raise since 1988. 52 00:01:46,209 --> 00:01:48,313 We're drastically underpaid compared to other schools. 53 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:49,581 - Oh, this is about getting more money. 54 00:01:49,681 --> 00:01:50,749 I'm in. 55 00:01:50,847 --> 00:01:52,284 I would love to be able to take a girl 56 00:01:52,383 --> 00:01:54,519 anywhere other than this coffee shop. 57 00:01:54,619 --> 00:01:55,955 - Perfect. 58 00:01:56,052 --> 00:01:57,656 The dining hall workers are walking out at noon today. 59 00:01:57,754 --> 00:01:59,291 Just so you know, the administration 60 00:01:59,389 --> 00:02:00,625 isn't going to be happy with us. 61 00:02:00,724 --> 00:02:03,123 - Well, Jodi, they fricking started it. 62 00:02:03,227 --> 00:02:04,663 - So can we start a strike now? 63 00:02:04,762 --> 00:02:07,866 Because I would love not to have to do inventory. 64 00:02:07,966 --> 00:02:10,302 [upbeat music] 65 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:11,803 - And while the strike is going on, 66 00:02:11,903 --> 00:02:13,372 none of us go to Sips, the dining hall, 67 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:14,839 or any other campus eatery. 68 00:02:14,938 --> 00:02:17,009 - Sorry, but did we agree to do this with you? 69 00:02:17,107 --> 00:02:20,112 I'm not trying to be a bitch. I'm just genuinely confused. 70 00:02:20,211 --> 00:02:21,446 - OK, I'll be the bitch. 71 00:02:21,545 --> 00:02:23,515 What are we supposed to eat? - Eggs. 72 00:02:23,614 --> 00:02:25,584 I have six soft boiling in the egg cooker right now. 73 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:27,386 - That's what that smell is. 74 00:02:27,484 --> 00:02:29,354 - Guys, can we pause this egg talk for a minute? 75 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,490 I have something to tell you. 76 00:02:31,589 --> 00:02:33,058 - Are you good? What's going on? 77 00:02:33,157 --> 00:02:36,195 - I don't know. I think I might have fucked up. 78 00:02:36,294 --> 00:02:38,563 I cheated on Eric. 79 00:02:38,662 --> 00:02:41,533 With that stand-up, Dan O'Connell. 80 00:02:41,632 --> 00:02:43,202 - You hooked up with Dan O'Connell? 81 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,703 - Was he drunk? - Dude. 82 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:45,905 - Well, he's famous. 83 00:02:46,004 --> 00:02:47,139 I'm just trying to understand all this. 84 00:02:47,238 --> 00:02:48,440 - Are you gonna tell Eric? 85 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:50,075 - I don't think so. 86 00:02:50,174 --> 00:02:51,510 He's gonna be so upset. 87 00:02:51,608 --> 00:02:53,012 - Well, I still think you should tell him. 88 00:02:53,111 --> 00:02:56,648 Honesty is the best policy, even if it's hard. 89 00:02:57,882 --> 00:02:59,251 - I don't think so. 90 00:02:59,344 --> 00:03:00,819 I think I'm gonna take this one to the grave. 91 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:02,521 Or my one-woman show, which ever one comes first. 92 00:03:02,619 --> 00:03:03,888 [bell dings] - Oh, yummy. 93 00:03:03,988 --> 00:03:05,324 The eggs are ready. 94 00:03:05,423 --> 00:03:06,891 Does anyone want nature's protein bar? 95 00:03:06,991 --> 00:03:09,228 Ah, hot, hot, hot! 96 00:03:10,294 --> 00:03:11,663 I think we should wait. 97 00:03:11,761 --> 00:03:14,666 - ♪ Try not to, but I feel alone ♪ 98 00:03:14,764 --> 00:03:16,268 - So what is the least amount of time 99 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:18,137 I can spend at Kimberly's protest 100 00:03:18,236 --> 00:03:20,539 without seeming like a bad friend? 101 00:03:20,637 --> 00:03:22,574 - Hopefully zero because I can't go at all. 102 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:24,076 I have a hot date with the second floor 103 00:03:24,175 --> 00:03:25,777 of the Goldenberg Science Building. 104 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:27,379 - I say this with love and respect, 105 00:03:27,478 --> 00:03:28,948 but you've become a dork, and I'm struggling 106 00:03:29,047 --> 00:03:30,549 to be seen with you in public. 107 00:03:30,648 --> 00:03:32,517 - Okay, I'm not gonna apologize for loving science. 108 00:03:32,616 --> 00:03:34,186 It's the final lab of the trimester, 109 00:03:34,284 --> 00:03:35,787 and I need to kill it. 110 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:37,217 - Oh, shit, Leighton. 111 00:03:37,321 --> 00:03:38,357 Here comes your doppel-banger. 112 00:03:38,457 --> 00:03:40,725 - Leighton, hey. 113 00:03:40,824 --> 00:03:42,661 - Hey, Tatum. Where are you coming from? 114 00:03:42,759 --> 00:03:45,464 - Oh, I just finished the most amazing Pilates class. 115 00:03:45,562 --> 00:03:47,599 You would have loved it. - Mm, reformer or mat? 116 00:03:47,698 --> 00:03:49,734 - Both, babe. - Hm. 117 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,370 - Hey, do you want to get dinner tonight? 118 00:03:51,469 --> 00:03:52,637 Like, a restaurant-- just to be clear, 119 00:03:52,737 --> 00:03:54,940 I'm not a dining hall person. 120 00:03:55,039 --> 00:03:57,476 - I can't. I have plans with Whitney. 121 00:03:57,575 --> 00:04:00,679 But I can maybe meet up for coffee between classes? 122 00:04:00,779 --> 00:04:02,681 - OK. 123 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:04,316 Bye. 124 00:04:04,415 --> 00:04:06,685 - Hey, what was that? We don't have plans. 125 00:04:06,785 --> 00:04:08,120 - I know. 126 00:04:08,219 --> 00:04:09,321 I lied. 127 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:10,755 This might be hard to believe, 128 00:04:10,854 --> 00:04:12,925 but I think Tatum might be cooler than me. 129 00:04:13,024 --> 00:04:14,226 - She is. 130 00:04:14,325 --> 00:04:16,228 She also has a better energy than you. 131 00:04:16,326 --> 00:04:18,530 - Hm, and I've never dated up before, 132 00:04:18,623 --> 00:04:21,766 so I am trying to find ways to maintain my high status. 133 00:04:21,865 --> 00:04:23,568 - Like walking away mid-conversation? 134 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,438 - Yes, and also not responding to her Instagram stories, 135 00:04:26,537 --> 00:04:28,140 making my schedule seem crazy busy, 136 00:04:28,239 --> 00:04:31,243 and taking at least four hours to respond to a text, 137 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:33,245 24 hours if the text is a question. 138 00:04:33,344 --> 00:04:35,580 - And you're not worried all of that will push her away? 139 00:04:35,679 --> 00:04:38,183 - Well, I would be, except she just texted, 140 00:04:38,282 --> 00:04:39,279 "Nice bumping into you." 141 00:04:39,384 --> 00:04:41,086 - Oh. 142 00:04:41,185 --> 00:04:42,254 - That's a slay. 143 00:04:42,352 --> 00:04:44,284 - She's right. That was a slay. 144 00:04:44,388 --> 00:04:46,658 ♪ ♪ 145 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:49,128 - What do we want? all: Fair wages! 146 00:04:49,227 --> 00:04:50,963 - When do we want it? all: Now! 147 00:04:51,062 --> 00:04:52,397 - I led the cheer. 148 00:04:52,496 --> 00:04:53,865 Isn't this electrifying, bringing about change? 149 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:55,000 - Are we though? 150 00:04:55,099 --> 00:04:56,435 Because people are walking 151 00:04:56,533 --> 00:04:57,836 into the dining hall right in front of us. 152 00:04:57,935 --> 00:04:59,504 - Why aren't people listening to us? 153 00:04:59,604 --> 00:05:01,340 History is watching! 154 00:05:01,438 --> 00:05:03,408 - I think it's that rich students 155 00:05:03,507 --> 00:05:05,077 don't care about poor people. 156 00:05:05,176 --> 00:05:06,545 Also it's cheesesteak day. 157 00:05:06,643 --> 00:05:08,447 And Essex cheesesteaks slap. 158 00:05:08,546 --> 00:05:09,982 - They are really good. 159 00:05:10,081 --> 00:05:11,416 - Well, I'm not hungry. 160 00:05:11,516 --> 00:05:12,751 I brought eggs. 161 00:05:12,849 --> 00:05:14,119 - You just pull that out your pocket? 162 00:05:14,218 --> 00:05:15,887 - I came to play. Do you want one? 163 00:05:15,987 --> 00:05:17,122 - I really don't. 164 00:05:17,221 --> 00:05:19,258 - I'll take one to stop this conversation. 165 00:05:19,356 --> 00:05:20,960 - Hey. - Hey. 166 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:22,361 - What's going on? 167 00:05:22,459 --> 00:05:24,229 - The food workers are on strike, 168 00:05:24,328 --> 00:05:25,597 demanding better wages. 169 00:05:25,696 --> 00:05:27,299 - Whoa, that's badass. 170 00:05:27,392 --> 00:05:28,968 - Yeah, I wish everyone felt that way. 171 00:05:29,066 --> 00:05:30,302 We're trying to get the students 172 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,937 to boycott the dining hall. 173 00:05:32,035 --> 00:05:33,772 But it's really hard getting people to care. 174 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:36,475 - That sucks. Well, I really got to go. 175 00:05:36,574 --> 00:05:38,043 But I hope it gets better for you. 176 00:05:38,142 --> 00:05:39,211 - Oh. 177 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,080 Thanks. 178 00:05:42,713 --> 00:05:44,849 Did he just-- - Pick a cheesesteak over you? 179 00:05:44,949 --> 00:05:47,186 He did. You saw that, right? 180 00:05:47,284 --> 00:05:48,954 - Yeah, I saw it. 181 00:05:49,052 --> 00:05:51,090 - ♪ Oh, we're in the thick of it ♪ 182 00:05:51,188 --> 00:05:53,525 - I can't believe how many good ideas I came up with. 183 00:05:53,624 --> 00:05:56,261 40 pitches. What am I, a comedy genius? 184 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,963 - Can you pick your favorite two? 185 00:05:58,062 --> 00:05:59,464 - No. - Bela. 186 00:05:59,558 --> 00:06:00,966 - Cover the board. He's gonna steal our ideas. 187 00:06:01,065 --> 00:06:02,534 - I'm not here for your tampon jokes. 188 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:03,969 I'm just here to talk to Bela. 189 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:05,304 - We're in the middle of a pitch meeting. 190 00:06:05,402 --> 00:06:06,305 - Well, it's not gonna take long. 191 00:06:06,403 --> 00:06:07,572 I just have one question. 192 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,174 Did you have sex with Dan O'Connell? 193 00:06:09,273 --> 00:06:10,575 - No. - Don't lie to me. 194 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:11,843 My friend Matt works on his show, 195 00:06:11,942 --> 00:06:13,412 and he said Dan told his entire staff 196 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:14,779 that he had sex with a girl at Essex. 197 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:16,181 - And you're just assuming it's me? 198 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,449 That could be any girl. 199 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:19,518 - Yeah. - Exactly. 200 00:06:19,611 --> 00:06:21,886 - He described her as an insatiable Indian chick 201 00:06:21,986 --> 00:06:24,523 who wouldn't stop quoting "30 Rock." 202 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:28,160 - All right, that does sound like Bela. 203 00:06:29,093 --> 00:06:30,329 - Eric, I'm so sorry. 204 00:06:30,428 --> 00:06:31,430 - I can't fucking believe you. 205 00:06:31,528 --> 00:06:32,932 - Okay, that's enough. 206 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,967 Bela's allowed to hook up with whoever she wants. 207 00:06:35,066 --> 00:06:36,568 It's not like you were exclusive. 208 00:06:36,668 --> 00:06:38,398 - Actually, we were. 209 00:06:38,497 --> 00:06:40,940 - OK, well, maybe she didn't want to be. 210 00:06:41,038 --> 00:06:42,441 - She asked me. 211 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,842 - Oh, boy. 212 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:45,844 - OK, I know I messed up, but I can explain. 213 00:06:45,942 --> 00:06:47,846 - I don't want to hear it. We're done. 214 00:06:49,841 --> 00:06:52,751 - What a jerk, right? Yelling at a woman like that? 215 00:06:52,851 --> 00:06:54,553 Pfft. 216 00:06:54,652 --> 00:06:58,924 ♪ ♪ 217 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:01,526 - All right, I'm about to call Senator Chase, 218 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,262 one of the most influential women of our time, 219 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,463 and ask her for help. 220 00:07:04,561 --> 00:07:06,365 - Just remember, she's a senator, 221 00:07:06,463 --> 00:07:07,632 but she's also a person. 222 00:07:07,732 --> 00:07:09,601 So just try and keep it casual. 223 00:07:09,701 --> 00:07:12,037 - Casual, got it. - Yeah. 224 00:07:12,136 --> 00:07:14,539 [video call beeping] 225 00:07:14,639 --> 00:07:15,874 - Kimberly. 226 00:07:15,973 --> 00:07:18,143 - Senator Chase, to say it is a pleasure 227 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:19,979 is clearly an understatement. 228 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:21,280 - That is casual to you? 229 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:22,747 - Honey, take it down a notch. 230 00:07:22,846 --> 00:07:25,117 When you shout, my security gets nervous. 231 00:07:25,215 --> 00:07:26,518 It's OK, Derek. 232 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:27,953 It's just my daughter's shrill roommate. 233 00:07:28,052 --> 00:07:29,788 Now, why are you calling me, Kimberly? 234 00:07:29,886 --> 00:07:32,357 - I wanted to talk to you about the importance of unions. 235 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:35,160 In the fall of 1794, William G. Tenner 236 00:07:35,259 --> 00:07:37,457 and the Countryman Cordwainers of Philadelphia 237 00:07:37,562 --> 00:07:38,863 went on strike. 238 00:07:38,962 --> 00:07:40,432 - I'm going to pass this call on to my assistant. 239 00:07:40,525 --> 00:07:41,766 But she will take thorough notes. 240 00:07:41,866 --> 00:07:43,268 - Senator Chase, wait. 241 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:45,504 The food service workers at Essex are on strike 242 00:07:45,602 --> 00:07:47,872 because we're getting paid less than the other schools. 243 00:07:47,972 --> 00:07:50,470 And we'd really appreciate your help. 244 00:07:50,575 --> 00:07:52,472 - Sorry, have we met? 245 00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:54,313 - Yes, I'm Canaan. 246 00:07:54,411 --> 00:07:56,248 I dated your daughter. 247 00:07:56,347 --> 00:07:57,816 - Didn't you dump her? 248 00:07:57,916 --> 00:07:58,883 - Yes. 249 00:07:58,983 --> 00:08:00,319 - Pass me back to Kimberly. 250 00:08:00,419 --> 00:08:01,686 - OK. 251 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,455 - Senator Chase, we really need you 252 00:08:03,553 --> 00:08:04,623 to come speak at our rally. 253 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:05,624 It would change everything. 254 00:08:05,724 --> 00:08:07,059 - Sweetie-- 255 00:08:07,158 --> 00:08:08,760 - You're such a hero to the working class. 256 00:08:08,859 --> 00:08:11,463 There are real people here who need your help, 257 00:08:11,561 --> 00:08:12,998 people who deserve 258 00:08:13,097 --> 00:08:14,733 so much better than what they're getting, 259 00:08:14,831 --> 00:08:16,368 but who aren't strong enough to fight for themselves. 260 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:19,438 They need someone like you, specifically you 261 00:08:19,536 --> 00:08:22,975 because we don't know any other powerful people. 262 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:26,045 - Kimberly, I'm in. 263 00:08:26,143 --> 00:08:28,113 - It worked? My speech moved you? 264 00:08:28,212 --> 00:08:29,481 - It did. 265 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,715 But I also owe Whitney a visit, 266 00:08:30,815 --> 00:08:32,084 so your timing is good. 267 00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:33,785 - I'll take it. A win's a win. 268 00:08:33,885 --> 00:08:35,955 [video call beeps] Hello? 269 00:08:36,053 --> 00:08:37,422 She hung up. - Yeah. 270 00:08:37,522 --> 00:08:41,927 ♪ ♪ 271 00:08:42,025 --> 00:08:45,164 - Hi. - Hey, you look cute. 272 00:08:45,262 --> 00:08:46,598 - Thanks, so do you. 273 00:08:46,697 --> 00:08:48,467 - Surprised you made it. You seemed so busy today. 274 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:49,902 - Ugh, I still am. 275 00:08:50,001 --> 00:08:52,504 My phone is blowing up. 276 00:08:52,604 --> 00:08:54,373 53 notifications. 277 00:08:54,472 --> 00:08:56,641 It's like Kappa, chill. 278 00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:59,744 I just got into Kappa. 279 00:08:59,844 --> 00:09:02,081 - Yikes, I'm sorry. 280 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,182 - Why? 281 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,084 - Oh, Kappa tried to tap me last year, 282 00:09:05,183 --> 00:09:07,419 and the Greek scene just isn't my thing. 283 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:09,621 It all feels a little basic and fake, 284 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,356 at least to me. 285 00:09:11,456 --> 00:09:12,857 - Yeah, well-- 286 00:09:12,956 --> 00:09:14,659 well, Kappa's, like, not my entire social life. 287 00:09:14,758 --> 00:09:16,028 I actually have a few friend groups 288 00:09:16,127 --> 00:09:18,097 that I am bouncing around between. 289 00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:20,933 Like tomorrow, I am going out partying 290 00:09:21,031 --> 00:09:22,534 with my crazy party friends. 291 00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,769 And they are crazy. 292 00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:26,471 - Well, I'm free tomorrow. 293 00:09:26,571 --> 00:09:28,340 Is it cool if I join? 294 00:09:28,439 --> 00:09:29,474 - Oh, like, come to the party? 295 00:09:29,574 --> 00:09:31,510 - Yeah. 296 00:09:31,609 --> 00:09:33,278 - I would literally love that. 297 00:09:33,378 --> 00:09:34,613 - Amazing. 298 00:09:34,711 --> 00:09:36,148 - ♪ I think I might hit all ♪ 299 00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:37,882 ♪ Can't lift my feet off the floor ♪ 300 00:09:37,982 --> 00:09:39,884 - Hey. - I'm screwed. 301 00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:42,955 - You got chlamydia again? - No, no. 302 00:09:43,054 --> 00:09:45,324 - I lied to impress Tatum, and now I have 303 00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:47,726 to take her to a cool party that doesn't exist. 304 00:09:47,824 --> 00:09:49,962 - I know something that exists, my rally. 305 00:09:50,061 --> 00:09:51,896 - No, I'm not bringing her to that. 306 00:09:51,996 --> 00:09:53,732 - But it's gonna be epic. 307 00:09:53,825 --> 00:09:56,035 I've arranged for five pallets of Kirkland water, 308 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:58,770 a whole lot of solidarity, and a very special guest. 309 00:09:58,869 --> 00:10:00,539 - Oh, she convinced my mom to come. 310 00:10:00,638 --> 00:10:01,873 None of us are happy about it. 311 00:10:01,973 --> 00:10:03,575 - This is gonna be the biggest news 312 00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:06,478 on campus since the Divinity School orgy. 313 00:10:07,277 --> 00:10:09,381 - Hey, mama, could I yell at you out here real quick? 314 00:10:09,479 --> 00:10:12,051 Come out, string bean. I don't have all day. 315 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,285 What the hell? 316 00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:15,054 I leave for one day, and you go on strike? 317 00:10:15,151 --> 00:10:17,990 - Look, I know you're upset. - Of course I'm upset. 318 00:10:18,088 --> 00:10:20,025 I'm management. I can't go on strike. 319 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,093 - Sure, you can. 320 00:10:21,191 --> 00:10:22,928 If we win, we all get paid more. 321 00:10:23,027 --> 00:10:24,163 Don't you want to make more money? 322 00:10:24,262 --> 00:10:25,864 - Of course I do. I love money. 323 00:10:25,963 --> 00:10:27,466 I'm saving up for a tattoo that says just that. 324 00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:28,968 - Then stand with us. 325 00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:30,669 Frankly, we could use someone of your height. 326 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:33,772 - I can't join you. I could get fired. 327 00:10:33,871 --> 00:10:35,240 - So what are you gonna do? 328 00:10:35,339 --> 00:10:36,708 You're gonna cross the picket line 329 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,377 and run Sips all by yourself? 330 00:10:38,475 --> 00:10:40,545 - Maybe, I don't know. 331 00:10:40,644 --> 00:10:41,947 You're putting me in a bad spot. 332 00:10:42,046 --> 00:10:43,315 - We're all in a bad spot. 333 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,050 I'm just trying to do something about it. 334 00:10:45,149 --> 00:10:47,419 Like, Jocelyn knows what I'm talking about. 335 00:10:47,518 --> 00:10:49,588 - Don't drag me into your public fight. 336 00:10:49,686 --> 00:10:52,191 I fight in private like a lady. 337 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:53,458 ♪ ♪ 338 00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:56,128 - I'm leaving before I slap you in the titties. 339 00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:58,530 - ♪ Baby, let me be your waitress ♪ 340 00:10:58,628 --> 00:11:00,365 ♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪ - ♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪ 341 00:11:00,464 --> 00:11:03,168 - ♪ Baby handing me the blank checks ♪ 342 00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:06,238 - You are the loudest typer I've ever heard in my life. 343 00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:07,706 I can't focus. 344 00:11:07,804 --> 00:11:09,942 - You're not even working. You're playing on your phone. 345 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,671 - I'm not playing on my phone. 346 00:11:11,775 --> 00:11:13,946 I'm online shopping for swim shoes. 347 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:15,981 I have very sensitive toes. 348 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,182 - Mm. 349 00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:19,985 - There she is, my favorite daughter. 350 00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:21,586 - Never not funny, Mom. 351 00:11:21,686 --> 00:11:23,422 - [laughs] 352 00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:27,259 - So this is the place you've been spending all your time. 353 00:11:27,357 --> 00:11:28,893 I like it. 354 00:11:28,993 --> 00:11:31,763 I love this cup. - It's a beaker. 355 00:11:31,861 --> 00:11:34,233 - Senator Chase, it's an honor to meet you. 356 00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:36,068 On behalf of my entire generation, 357 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,370 thank you for believing in climate change. 358 00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:39,604 - Well, aren't you nice? 359 00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:41,773 And on behalf of my generation, 360 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:43,775 I'm sorry we caused it. 361 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,510 That's not my official position. 362 00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:47,246 - Mm-hmm. - This is Andrew. 363 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:49,748 And he's clearly kissing up to you. 364 00:11:49,846 --> 00:11:51,383 Do you want to see my lab bench? 365 00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:55,554 - Honey, I am so proud of you for sticking with this. 366 00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,822 In fact, I have a surprise for you. 367 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:01,260 I called in a favor and lined up an internship 368 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:02,494 for you this summer 369 00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:06,231 at the National Institute of Health, the NIH. 370 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,267 - Wow, thank you. 371 00:12:08,365 --> 00:12:10,402 That's so nice. 372 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,871 - Are you not excited? - No, no, I am. 373 00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:15,507 It's just, I was sort of looking at some internships 374 00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:18,543 and kind of wanted to get one on my own. 375 00:12:18,642 --> 00:12:20,679 - So you don't want my help? 376 00:12:20,779 --> 00:12:22,147 - I appreciate it. 377 00:12:22,246 --> 00:12:24,083 But when you get involved, 378 00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:26,385 it changes the way people see me. 379 00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:29,588 - Well, I guess I will tell them you're not interested. 380 00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:31,056 - Yeah. 381 00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:32,925 - All right, I'm off to see President Lacey. 382 00:12:33,022 --> 00:12:35,294 - Senator, before you go, can I get a pic with you? 383 00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:37,062 It's for my mom. - Absolutely. 384 00:12:37,161 --> 00:12:38,497 - Thank you. Whitney, here, you take it. 385 00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:40,132 - Yeah. 386 00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,466 - Great. Should we do like a funny one? 387 00:12:41,566 --> 00:12:42,834 - I don't do funny ones. 388 00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:45,070 - Understood, OK. Have a good day, ma'am. 389 00:12:45,168 --> 00:12:47,606 - Here. - Oh, thanks, Whit. 390 00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:50,275 - ♪ I'm in the sky ♪ 391 00:12:50,374 --> 00:12:51,944 ♪ Never thought that I would get this high ♪ 392 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,046 - Senator Chase, despite what you may have heard 393 00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:57,049 from picketing workers, the administration cares deeply 394 00:12:57,148 --> 00:12:58,717 about the entire Essex community, 395 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:02,754 which is why I wanted to show you this. 396 00:13:02,854 --> 00:13:04,389 - What am I looking at? 397 00:13:04,488 --> 00:13:07,192 - This is our new mental health bubble. 398 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,527 - I'm sorry. 399 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:11,663 What in the white nonsense are you talking about? 400 00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:14,699 - With mental health being so important these days, 401 00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:16,969 we wanted to create a comfy place 402 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:19,604 where sad students could sit on a West Elm chair 403 00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:22,741 and reflect on their issues until they're happy again. 404 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,309 - This mid-century biodome 405 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:26,878 isn't a fix for the mental health crisis. 406 00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:30,916 This is even more proof of how out of touch this college is. 407 00:13:31,015 --> 00:13:32,351 - Yes, exactly. 408 00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:33,813 I'm so in agreement with you that it's eerie. 409 00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,154 - It's just, with the money 410 00:13:35,252 --> 00:13:36,816 the administration blew on this, 411 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,358 you'd think you could afford to pay student workers more. 412 00:13:39,457 --> 00:13:41,526 - First off, this wasn't that expensive. 413 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,861 The fuzzy chairs were donated. 414 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,629 And when it comes to the union protest, 415 00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:46,065 the board won't budge, 416 00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:47,933 not matter who's applying the pressure. 417 00:13:48,032 --> 00:13:49,501 ♪ ♪ 418 00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,436 - Well, President Lacey, it seems we're at an impasse. 419 00:13:51,535 --> 00:13:53,438 So the Senator and I should get back 420 00:13:53,537 --> 00:13:57,542 to prepping our rally, which will continue as planned. 421 00:13:57,642 --> 00:13:58,911 - It's gonna be fun. 422 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,840 I hope you can make it. 423 00:14:00,945 --> 00:14:02,915 The key is to not look back at him, 424 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:04,749 no matter how badly you want to. 425 00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:07,419 - Oh, my God, yes. I love this. 426 00:14:07,518 --> 00:14:09,354 - Damn, you OK? 427 00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:11,023 - Don't worry. I didn't look back. 428 00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:14,693 - ♪ Catch me if you can ♪ 429 00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,595 ♪ Catch me if you can ♪ 430 00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:19,431 - Hey, Jocelyn, can I pick your brain for a sec? 431 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,133 - Fine, but let's keep it quick. 432 00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:22,734 I'm trying to learn Portuguese before my date 433 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,236 with an exchange student. 434 00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:26,866 - Right, well, do you know of any cool parties 435 00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:28,240 on campus tonight, 436 00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:30,976 maybe something underground and elite? 437 00:14:31,075 --> 00:14:32,744 - Why are you asking like you're a cop? 438 00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:35,080 Hold up--are you trying to get me busted for selling Adderall? 439 00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:36,615 - No, that's not it. 440 00:14:36,714 --> 00:14:39,851 Look, I really need to impress someone, 441 00:14:39,951 --> 00:14:42,587 and I don't know who else to ask. 442 00:14:42,686 --> 00:14:45,157 - Okay, so I really shouldn't be telling anyone, 443 00:14:45,256 --> 00:14:47,692 but I know an intern at the Essex Art Gallery, 444 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,995 and apparently, they're sneaking some people in 445 00:14:50,094 --> 00:14:51,796 for a secret party there tonight. 446 00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,698 - Inside the gallery? - Mm-hmm. 447 00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:55,534 Oh, my God, that's perfect. 448 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,969 OK, can you get me in? 449 00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,104 - Well, aren't we thirsty today? 450 00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:00,901 I'll see what I can do. 451 00:15:01,005 --> 00:15:02,975 ♪ ♪ 452 00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:04,009 [knocking at door] - Eric? 453 00:15:04,108 --> 00:15:05,377 I know you're in there. 454 00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,312 Obviously, you're upset, and you should be, 455 00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:10,149 but I'm not leaving until you talk to me. 456 00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:12,484 Eric's dads? 457 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,853 - You must be Bela. What do you want? 458 00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:17,556 - First, I know we haven't met, but I just want to say 459 00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:19,324 that you've raised a tremendous son, and he-- 460 00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:21,226 - Flattery is not going to work on us, young lady. 461 00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:22,923 - You broke our boy's heart. 462 00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:25,164 He's eaten three whole Sbarro sized slices of pizza today. 463 00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:26,565 And you know that's a lot for him. 464 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,233 - Please just let me explain. - Save it. 465 00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:29,668 If you really cared about Eric, 466 00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:31,170 you never would have put him through this. 467 00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:32,404 - It was just one stupid mistake. 468 00:15:32,503 --> 00:15:33,973 - Babe, I can't. You deal with her. 469 00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:35,374 - You toyed with his heart for months. 470 00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:37,476 He's better off without you. Leave him alone. 471 00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:39,044 - Could I just talk to him, just for a second? 472 00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:40,579 - Eric's busy. 473 00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:41,880 - And he wants his copy 474 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,548 of Steve Martin's autobiography back. 475 00:15:43,648 --> 00:15:45,084 ♪ ♪ 476 00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:49,388 - ♪ Love me or hate me ♪ 477 00:15:49,486 --> 00:15:51,623 - Posting this is gonna get so many more students 478 00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:52,757 to come support us. 479 00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:53,758 And when President Lacey sees it, 480 00:15:53,858 --> 00:15:55,094 he is gonna flip. 481 00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:56,595 - Good, because he's a little shit. 482 00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,397 Wait, you're not recording, are you? 483 00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:00,365 I did not say that. - She didn't say that. 484 00:16:00,464 --> 00:16:02,134 - Oh, I'm not recording yet. 485 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,236 But I took the liberty of writing a little script. 486 00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,966 It's eight pages single spaced. 487 00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:08,240 But if you read fast, I think we can get it under a minute. 488 00:16:08,339 --> 00:16:10,109 - Yeah, I'm not saying this. - Oh. 489 00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:12,711 - Is this a poem at the end? - It's a song. 490 00:16:12,809 --> 00:16:16,415 - No. Although, I do like this quote. 491 00:16:16,513 --> 00:16:20,485 "Humankind's greatest strength lies in its labor." 492 00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,487 - That's from one of Essex's founders. 493 00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,689 It's actually inscribed on the plaque right next to you. 494 00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:26,358 - Smart. 495 00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:29,461 You know, you remind me of myself when I was your age. 496 00:16:29,561 --> 00:16:30,862 - Really? 497 00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:32,531 Senator, that means so much to me. 498 00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:34,333 Would you write that on my LinkedIn? 499 00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:36,635 - Sure, Chelsea, can you do that off your account? 500 00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:37,736 - Oh. 501 00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:38,938 - Kimberly. 502 00:16:39,036 --> 00:16:40,439 - Jackson, hey. 503 00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:43,742 This is my friend, Senator Evette Chase. 504 00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:45,244 - Hi, nice to meet you. 505 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:46,611 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 506 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,313 We're working on getting the word out 507 00:16:48,412 --> 00:16:50,082 about my big rally. 508 00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:52,217 Wait, is that from the dining hall? 509 00:16:52,316 --> 00:16:53,919 - Yeah, I needed some study fuel. 510 00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,955 You will not believe how many shrimp I fit in this puppy. 511 00:16:56,054 --> 00:16:57,422 - Seriously? 512 00:16:57,521 --> 00:16:59,158 You know we're protesting the dining hall 513 00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:01,326 and not eating there to make a point, right? 514 00:17:01,425 --> 00:17:02,861 - Yeah, I knew you were. 515 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,097 I didn't realize you expected me to do the same. 516 00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:07,599 - Well, it would be nice if you supported me. 517 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,902 - All right. I'll throw this away. 518 00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,937 - Thank you. 519 00:17:12,036 --> 00:17:14,573 - Damn, that's a wide young man. 520 00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:16,141 Mm. 521 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,509 ♪ ♪ 522 00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:19,478 - ♪ Better wash away ♪ 523 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,879 ♪ ♪ 524 00:17:20,978 --> 00:17:23,015 - Oh, this is chic. 525 00:17:23,114 --> 00:17:24,516 I didn't know they had parties in here. 526 00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:26,718 - Yeah, not a lot of people do. 527 00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:28,487 - How did you find out about this? 528 00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,455 - Just like knowing the right people. 529 00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:34,093 My friend is an intern here, and they do this sometimes. 530 00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:35,760 - Wow. 531 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,229 Well, I am impressed. 532 00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:39,899 - Get used to it. - Tatum? 533 00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:41,033 - Laird. 534 00:17:41,132 --> 00:17:42,434 - What are you doing here? 535 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,836 - This is my party. Isn't she cute? 536 00:17:44,935 --> 00:17:46,705 - Wait, you're Leighton's friend who planned this? 537 00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:48,140 - Who? 538 00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:49,674 - Didn't you say your friend planned this? 539 00:17:49,773 --> 00:17:53,445 - Yeah, yeah, but not Laird. I don't know Laird. 540 00:17:53,544 --> 00:17:55,075 I was actually talking about someone else. 541 00:17:55,179 --> 00:17:56,648 - Wait, I'm sorry. 542 00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,150 Is someone else trying to take credit for my party? 543 00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:00,452 Who said they planned this? 544 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,886 - Um, Jen. 545 00:18:01,986 --> 00:18:03,388 - Jen who? 546 00:18:03,487 --> 00:18:06,458 - You know, I can't recall her last name right now, 547 00:18:06,557 --> 00:18:08,293 but I will go find her. 548 00:18:08,392 --> 00:18:13,865 ♪ ♪ 549 00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,234 - Excuse me. 550 00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:16,768 Kimberly, look at this turnout. 551 00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:17,802 This is amazing. - I know. 552 00:18:17,902 --> 00:18:19,204 Your mom's the best. 553 00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:20,372 Working with her today was incredible. 554 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,942 - Good. - Hey, Whit. 555 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,309 - Hi. 556 00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:26,511 It's good to see you. - Yeah. 557 00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:30,149 - I'm gonna go pass out water. 558 00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:31,951 - OK. - Sure. 559 00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:33,685 - You been good? - Yes. 560 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,786 - You? - Yeah. 561 00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:36,188 Do you want-- 562 00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,690 - Sure, I'll take a sign. - You want a sign? 563 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,225 - Hey. 564 00:18:40,324 --> 00:18:41,593 - Lila, you came! 565 00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:43,895 Oh, no, are you here to counterprotest? 566 00:18:43,995 --> 00:18:45,597 - No, I overreacted yesterday. 567 00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:47,732 You were right. I don't want to be the man. 568 00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:49,201 I hate the man. 569 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,504 Unless the man is 6'8" with a British accent. 570 00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:54,739 - Well, I know it took a lot for you to be here, 571 00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:57,242 and I really appreciate you coming. 572 00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:59,778 - Girl, I stand with you. 573 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,142 I don't care if I get in trouble. 574 00:19:02,246 --> 00:19:03,648 - Did you just put on a disguise? 575 00:19:03,747 --> 00:19:06,651 - No, no, no, no. This is just my new style. 576 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,088 But if anyone asks, my name is not Lila. 577 00:19:09,187 --> 00:19:11,023 It's Charmaine Raphael. 578 00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:13,692 Are these free? - Yeah. 579 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:15,027 Oh, uh-- 580 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,996 - Thank you. Out of my way. 581 00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:19,999 ♪ ♪ 582 00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:21,533 - Students of Essex! 583 00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:24,970 Thank you so much for coming out to show your support 584 00:19:25,069 --> 00:19:27,139 for Essex food workers! 585 00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:30,242 [cheers and applause] 586 00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:34,914 It is my honor to introduce everybody's favorite girl boss, 587 00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:37,983 Senator Evette Chase. 588 00:19:39,082 --> 00:19:41,686 - I thought we agreed not to use the term girl boss. 589 00:19:41,785 --> 00:19:43,788 - But you are a girl boss. You have to own it. 590 00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:45,324 - Ma'am, wait. 591 00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:47,226 There's an issue with the video you tweeted out. 592 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:49,261 - Oh, no, did the sound not sync? 593 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:50,930 I shot it on my iPhone 6. 594 00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:52,697 - No, it's something else. 595 00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:56,196 Apparently, that Essex founder you spoke about owned slaves. 596 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,636 People are coming at you pretty hard, 597 00:19:57,736 --> 00:19:59,238 saying you're glorifying him. 598 00:19:59,338 --> 00:20:00,772 - [gasps] 599 00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,841 - To quote the illustrious Winston Moore, 600 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,678 "Humankind's greatest strength lies in its labor." 601 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,013 He got it right. 602 00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:09,481 Kimberly, what the hell? 603 00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:11,450 You had me quoting a slave owner? 604 00:20:11,548 --> 00:20:13,085 - Maybe no one will notice. 605 00:20:13,184 --> 00:20:14,954 - They already did. 606 00:20:15,052 --> 00:20:20,592 - ♪ If you ever feel like you're going to drown ♪ 607 00:20:20,691 --> 00:20:22,394 [door clicks] - Eric? 608 00:20:22,494 --> 00:20:24,829 Hey, wait, stop. 609 00:20:24,928 --> 00:20:26,365 OK, that's fair. You don't need to stop. 610 00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:28,333 Just listen. - What do you want? 611 00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:30,469 - Look, I'm sorry I fucked up. 612 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,232 But I just-- I need you to forgive me 613 00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:34,139 because I feel really shitty right now. 614 00:20:34,238 --> 00:20:35,507 - You need me to forgive you? 615 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:37,342 - I really do. I feel terrible. 616 00:20:37,441 --> 00:20:38,743 - Well, you should. 617 00:20:38,842 --> 00:20:40,379 And it shouldn't be about what you need. 618 00:20:40,477 --> 00:20:41,880 It's about what I need. So leave me alone. 619 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,048 - Eric, please. 620 00:20:43,147 --> 00:20:44,649 I wish I could take it back. 621 00:20:44,748 --> 00:20:46,618 You mean a lot to me. - Do I? 622 00:20:46,717 --> 00:20:48,248 Because it seems like you spend all your time 623 00:20:48,352 --> 00:20:49,721 trying to get people to like you, 624 00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:51,323 but then when someone like me actually does, 625 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:52,925 I'm not enough. 626 00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:56,028 You immediately focus on winning over someone else. 627 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,562 - Wow, I didn't-- - You know what? 628 00:20:57,661 --> 00:21:00,132 I'm gonna delete your number from my phone right now. 629 00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:02,167 You want to watch? 630 00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:04,369 There we go. Goodbye, Bela. 631 00:21:04,469 --> 00:21:07,372 [soft music] 632 00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:12,544 ♪ ♪ 633 00:21:12,642 --> 00:21:13,845 - Let's get you out of here 634 00:21:13,945 --> 00:21:15,314 before you have to make a comment. 635 00:21:15,412 --> 00:21:17,082 - Wait, don't go. We still need you. 636 00:21:17,181 --> 00:21:18,350 - Senator, the car's waiting. 637 00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:19,684 - But isn't it better 638 00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:21,453 to address this right away, head on? 639 00:21:21,552 --> 00:21:23,722 - I will issue a statement tomorrow. 640 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,624 - But rather than let the news cycle take hold 641 00:21:25,722 --> 00:21:27,287 and spin this into something bigger, 642 00:21:27,391 --> 00:21:28,727 what if you got ahead of it 643 00:21:28,825 --> 00:21:30,729 and took charge of the narrative yourself? 644 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,898 ♪ ♪ 645 00:21:32,996 --> 00:21:37,636 - Yes, I accidentally quoted a problematic individual. 646 00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:40,439 Let's be real. He owned slaves. 647 00:21:40,537 --> 00:21:41,873 I should have Googled him. 648 00:21:41,973 --> 00:21:45,877 But do not let my mistake distract 649 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,646 from why I'm really here, 650 00:21:47,744 --> 00:21:52,417 to support the hardworking employees of Essex College, 651 00:21:52,516 --> 00:21:55,020 who deserve better treatment, 652 00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,122 who deserve a living wage. 653 00:21:57,221 --> 00:22:00,425 And rest assured, we are gonna get that for them. 654 00:22:00,524 --> 00:22:01,961 And once that's done, 655 00:22:02,058 --> 00:22:04,563 I'm gonna get that slave owner's plaque removed too. 656 00:22:04,662 --> 00:22:06,631 [cheers and applause] 657 00:22:06,731 --> 00:22:09,234 Yes! We will do this! 658 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,602 - You're beautiful! 659 00:22:10,702 --> 00:22:13,138 - I am here to tell you! 660 00:22:13,237 --> 00:22:15,307 We will do this! 661 00:22:15,406 --> 00:22:21,341 ♪ ♪ 662 00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:24,917 - Hey. 663 00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:28,348 This is awkward, but did you lie 664 00:22:28,452 --> 00:22:30,822 about knowing who planned this party? 665 00:22:30,922 --> 00:22:32,352 - Uh, yeah. 666 00:22:32,456 --> 00:22:34,693 Yeah, I did, lied right to your face. 667 00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:36,495 I have never met anyone here, 668 00:22:36,594 --> 00:22:39,398 and I barely knew this museum existed. 669 00:22:39,496 --> 00:22:41,100 - Why would you do that? 670 00:22:41,198 --> 00:22:47,072 - Because I think you maybe are cooler than me. 671 00:22:47,171 --> 00:22:49,408 - Oh, I am. 672 00:22:50,307 --> 00:22:53,678 Leighton, I'm not secretly calculating how cool you are 673 00:22:53,777 --> 00:22:55,414 and deciding if you're worth my time. 674 00:22:55,512 --> 00:22:56,748 I asked you to hang out tonight 675 00:22:56,847 --> 00:22:58,283 because I wanted to spend time with you 676 00:22:58,382 --> 00:23:01,120 because I already like you. 677 00:23:01,219 --> 00:23:04,423 - Wait, so you still like me after this? 678 00:23:04,522 --> 00:23:06,058 That speaks really poorly of you. 679 00:23:06,156 --> 00:23:08,527 - What can I say? I'm into damaged women. 680 00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:10,162 - Ah. - I'm kidding. 681 00:23:10,261 --> 00:23:11,931 I like you because you're hot. 682 00:23:12,029 --> 00:23:13,999 - Oh, really? 683 00:23:14,097 --> 00:23:16,868 - ♪ Wake up in the middle of the room ♪ 684 00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:18,603 ♪ And you don't know why ♪ 685 00:23:18,703 --> 00:23:21,506 ♪ ♪ 686 00:23:21,605 --> 00:23:23,542 - Senator, always a pleasure to see you. 687 00:23:23,641 --> 00:23:26,445 - Always a pleasure. 688 00:23:26,544 --> 00:23:27,679 - How was that? 689 00:23:27,778 --> 00:23:29,214 - Oh, he's terrified. 690 00:23:29,313 --> 00:23:32,251 They are going to agree to the union's demands. 691 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:33,852 - That's so great! 692 00:23:33,952 --> 00:23:37,356 Mom, I want to apologize for earlier. 693 00:23:37,454 --> 00:23:38,690 I don't want to seem ungrateful. 694 00:23:38,789 --> 00:23:40,325 - Oh, honey, I get it. 695 00:23:40,424 --> 00:23:43,328 It's just that I've worked so hard to achieve my goals. 696 00:23:43,427 --> 00:23:45,197 I just wanted to help. 697 00:23:45,295 --> 00:23:48,333 But I respect you wanting to do it on your own. 698 00:23:48,432 --> 00:23:50,369 - Thank you. - Well, make no mistake. 699 00:23:50,468 --> 00:23:51,937 It feels dumb. 700 00:23:52,035 --> 00:23:54,306 I set up your idiot cousin, Adam, with a hedge fund. 701 00:23:54,404 --> 00:23:56,541 And he now owns a yacht. - Mm-hmm. 702 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,011 - But you are so much smarter than him. 703 00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:00,440 So I know you can do it. 704 00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:02,014 - I really think I can. 705 00:24:02,113 --> 00:24:04,183 I mean, it's only been one class, 706 00:24:04,281 --> 00:24:06,051 but kind of clicks for me. 707 00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:08,687 - Well, remember, if it stops clicking, 708 00:24:08,786 --> 00:24:10,722 I can text Meghan Markle and get you a job 709 00:24:10,821 --> 00:24:12,491 as her assistant like that. 710 00:24:12,589 --> 00:24:15,060 - OK. [both laugh] 711 00:24:15,159 --> 00:24:17,862 - ♪ I heard of all the shit before ♪ 712 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:22,034 ♪ Stories that were written to ignore, like a... ♪ 713 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:25,905 - Not bad for a girl from Gilbert. 714 00:24:26,003 --> 00:24:29,008 - ♪ I'm sure things gonna be great ♪ 715 00:24:29,106 --> 00:24:32,411 ♪ I hope it won't be too late ♪ 716 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:35,447 - Hey, getting in a late night workout? 717 00:24:35,546 --> 00:24:37,349 - Yeah, just a quick set while I study. 718 00:24:37,447 --> 00:24:38,951 - That's how I study too. 719 00:24:39,049 --> 00:24:41,686 I'm sorry if I was a little sharp with you earlier. 720 00:24:41,786 --> 00:24:43,822 - No, no, I deserved it. 721 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,592 I was being inconsiderate, which is why I got us this. 722 00:24:47,691 --> 00:24:48,793 I figured you might be hungry. 723 00:24:48,893 --> 00:24:50,490 - Oh, my God, I'm starving. 724 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,097 You swear it's not from the dining hall. 725 00:24:52,196 --> 00:24:53,332 - I swear. 726 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,666 It took an hour to get delivered, 727 00:24:54,765 --> 00:24:57,036 so it's cold, and it won't be good. 728 00:24:57,134 --> 00:24:58,971 - Sounds perfect. 729 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:04,176 ♪ ♪ 730 00:25:04,275 --> 00:25:06,645 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 731 00:25:06,744 --> 00:25:10,649 ♪ What am I supposed to do, baby-- ♪ 732 00:25:10,747 --> 00:25:12,451 - Seriously, I need to eat first. 733 00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:14,386 [laughs] 734 00:25:14,486 --> 00:25:15,988 - OK. 735 00:25:16,087 --> 00:25:23,095 ♪ ♪ 736 00:25:36,741 --> 00:25:38,978 - Oh, my brain is fried. 737 00:25:39,076 --> 00:25:41,580 I mean, I killed this lab, but not sure I could 738 00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:43,482 spell my own name right now. 739 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,250 - It was cool meeting your mom earlier. 740 00:25:45,349 --> 00:25:48,820 I mean, her policies are kind of insane and not tenable, 741 00:25:48,919 --> 00:25:51,023 but I did slide into her DMs 742 00:25:51,122 --> 00:25:52,857 about that internship you turned down. 743 00:25:52,957 --> 00:25:54,554 - Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 744 00:25:54,658 --> 00:25:57,296 You are so opportunistic, it's insane. 745 00:25:57,395 --> 00:25:59,264 - It's not insane. 746 00:25:59,363 --> 00:26:01,266 I just know what I want. 747 00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:04,036 Don't you? 748 00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:12,044 ♪ ♪ 749 00:26:12,576 --> 00:26:16,615 - ♪ Honey, you're not alone ♪ 750 00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:22,121 ♪ So you want to be in love ♪ 751 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:26,358 ♪ Don't ever want to try again ♪ 752 00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:28,660 ♪ ♪ 753 00:26:28,759 --> 00:26:33,632 ♪ I want to be in love, ah ♪ 754 00:26:33,731 --> 00:26:40,940 ♪ ♪ 755 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,532 ♪ Honey, you're not alone ♪ 756 00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:12,671 ♪ So you want to be in love ♪ 757 00:27:12,769 --> 00:27:17,309 ♪ I never want to try again ♪ 758 00:27:17,408 --> 00:27:19,211 ♪ ♪ 759 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:24,249 ♪ I want to be in love, ah ♪ 760 00:27:24,348 --> 00:27:31,023 ♪ ♪ 761 00:27:32,456 --> 00:27:34,654 - Go to bed. 762 00:27:34,704 --> 00:27:39,254 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54805

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