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[Adult Adam] Back in the '80s,
my mom always loved celebrating Hanukkah.
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Merry Hanukkah.
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[Adult Adam] It was
an over-the-top spectacle
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- that would rival
any Christmas. - [laughs]
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Yeah, baby!
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[Adult Adam]
And now that there was a new Goldberg in the house,
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my mom was ready for it
to be the best Hanukkah ever.
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Until...
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What in the holly jolly hell?
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Can someone explain to me
the meaning of this?
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- Aww!
- Aww.
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It's Mrs. Claus.
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Squeeze
her cookie-baking hand.
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["Deck the Halls" plays]
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What a delight.
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Is that a xylophone
or a marimba?
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What it is
is sacrilege.
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We are a Hanukkah family!
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Calm down, Golda Meir.
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The baby just likes her because
she's soft. It's no biggie.
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By placing Santa's gal pal
in the crib of my grandschmoo,
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you are disrespecting
the holiday of our people.
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Please. You don't even know
what Hanukkah's about.
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Of course I do!
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Yeah, I'm not talking
about the menorah
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or the inflatable dreidel
on the lawn
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that Barry always ends up
getting in a fight with.
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I mean the real story
of Hanukkah.
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Let me just gather
my thoughts for a minute
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because I have
so many specific, clear ones.
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You know what would be fun?
Blind folds.
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Boys, tell Erica the true
meaning of Hanukkah.
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- No problem.
- Easy peasy.
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It begins in ancient times.
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Moses led our people
to the championships.
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And I'm not talking
about Moses Malone.
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- This guy
couldn't even dunk. - No.
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It all started
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because there were
some bad dudes
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being jerks
to our distant,
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and let's be honest,
gross and sweaty, ancestors.
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A beard in the desert?
No, thank you.
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Such a bad start.
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I don't want to get bogged down
in the details.
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I think it's safe to say
you didn't.
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Don't forget,
our good guys received
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a huge treasure
of chocolate money,
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and they were like,
"Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
This tastes good."
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Wow. Just wow.
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By the way, Erica,
the money is called gelt.
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Okay, great work, everyone.
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Proud moment
for our people.
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We're officially keeping
Lady Santa.
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- Um, I'm the only homemaker
of the holiday season. - ["Deck the Halls" plays]
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- Aww, it wouldn't be Hanukkah
without a physical altercation. - Let go.
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'Tis the season
for mother-daughter wrestling.
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I also bought a dreidel.
Anyone?
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- Stop it!
- [laughs] Yeah!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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[Adult Adam]
It was December 7, 1980-something,
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and it was closing time
at the diner.
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Man, I only made 17 bucks
in tips tonight.
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Happy holidays
from Reagan's America.
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'Sup with you and Carmen?
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Oh, I-I don't know.
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We haven't talked that much
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since that night
I slept at her place.
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You slept over
and didn't talk to her after?
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Bro. I have never respected you
before this moment.
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I-I just passed out
on her couch.
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Oh, no!
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Maybe she's upset
because I didn't fold the blanket after.
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- What a rude house guest!
- Dude.
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You literally ruin every story,
even the interesting ones.
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But she keeps peeking over
and smiling.
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♪
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[chuckles]
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Good. Very casual.
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Why would she be interested
in me?
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'Cause you're nothing like the
bad boys she's used to dating.
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You're actually
a little sweetie pie.
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It's disgusting,
but she likes what she likes.
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Now go ask her out.
Come on.
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Hey, Carmen.
What's good...
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in the hood?
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[chuckles]
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Now, I feel like we haven't
talked in a while.
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Well, I guess
things have been busy,
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what with the holidays
and the excitement
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about the closing
of the calendar year.
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♪
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- Whoa.
- [chuckles]
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Uh, what was that for?
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Mistletoe.
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Oh! Thank you,
magical Christmas vegetation!
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[laughs]
You are too cute.
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So, um, you think, uh,
maybe--
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and you're free to say no,
I won't be upset.
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I mean, I will,
but that's not your problem--
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Are you asking me out?
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Yyyyy-nnnnnnn-- Yes?
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[laughs]
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It took you long enough.
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Well, first eggnog's on me
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because people have been
crazy generous with their tips.
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I don't mean
to objectify you,
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but I think
you're being rewarded
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because you're so pretty.
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You think I'm pretty?
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Oh, wow,
I was accidentally smooth.
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- I mean-- Yeah, girl.
- [laughs]
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You fine.
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Shh.
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Mistletoe.
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♪
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[Adult Adam]
While things were looking up with Carmen,
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my mom was giving
Lou and Linda
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the lowdown
on her big threat to Hanukkah.
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Thank you for convening
for our first ever
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Council of Grandparents meeting.
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That sounds like nonsense,
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but you made coffee cake,
so I'm here.
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I found this monstrosity
in Muriel's crib!
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Is that Mrs. Garrett
from The Facts of Life?
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- No.
- Are you sure?
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She's got that apron.
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Can we go one day without
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you talking about
Mrs. Garrett?
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Here's a fact of life--
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No.
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It's Mrs. Claus.
Of the North Pole Clauses?
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Our children bought this
for our granddaughter,
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and despite my protestations,
she is keeping it.
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- Oh, no, she's not!
- Why not?
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This toy is a gateway
to Christmas.
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Thank you.
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First the baby loves
this old lady,
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next thing you know,
she's making gingerbread houses
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and talking lovingly
about Connecticut.
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- And then we've lost her forever.
- Because of a toy?
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They have better music.
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They get to put trees
in their houses.
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- Oh!
- Spiral cut ham!
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My God,
that baby is doomed.
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Maybe Muriel could have
a little bit of Christmas.
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My cousin's gynecologist's
daughter
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celebrated
Christmas once
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and got all caught up
in the spirit.
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Well, she fell off a ladder
hanging ornaments,
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broke her pelvis,
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and now she water-skis
from a special chair.
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So she's still
kinda doing it?
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Our people don't water-ski,
Linda!
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I don't care how many pelvises
you have.
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We have to put a stop to this,
but how?
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Maybe the toy
goes missing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Babies lose things
all the time.
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No, they don't.
She lives in a crib.
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Listen to me very carefully, Linda.
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Mrs. Kringle here
is gonna sleep with the fishes.
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Is that supposed to be
menacing?
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Because it looks
like you ate a bad egg.
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Lou scares no one,
but the sentiment is right.
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Yay! We're gonna whack
a child's toy!
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[laughs]
Ho, ho, ho.
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[Adult Adam]
While the grandparents were planning a hit,
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Dave Kim and I
were hitting the town.
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Carmen just walked up to me
in the diner
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and had to have me.
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That's remarkable.
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Even as I hear it
a third time.
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Sorry. How's your
romantic life at NYU?
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My roommate seems to be
getting tons of action.
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Sometimes I wake up
to his guest's enthusiastic noises,
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so I'm kinda part of it.
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Oh, balls.
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Balls, indeed.
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It was my ex-girlfriend, and
she was headed right for me.
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- Hey, guys.
- Brea!
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I didn't know you were
back from Brown yet.
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Sorry.
I-I was gonna call you.
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Joanne picked me up
from the train station
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and we just came
straight here.
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I wasn't aware
you two were
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"get each other from
the train station" type homies.
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Well, when you date a Goldberg,
you're homies for life.
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You know,
'cause they crazy.
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[both laugh]
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[laughs]
Good stuff.
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♪
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[Adult Adam]
Sure, it was awkward running into my ex,
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but we seemed to be
in a good place.
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- Brea!
- Or so I thought.
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Hey, bro. I'm Kirk,
Brea's boyfriend.
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My world was upside down,
and I needed answers.
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She has a boyfriend?
And you knew?
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You and Brea
aren't together anymore.
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Broken up, split,
nada, no moresies.
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I knew this would happen.
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I just thought it would be
in a distant future
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where there are
flying cars
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and love is just
a pill you take.
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But it's now. Today.
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Barry, did you know
about Kirk?
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- I'm meeting him tonight.
- Tonight?
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Everyone is moving so fast.
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Relax, it's just dinner
at a fast-casual restaurant.
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My brother is double-dating
with my girlfriend?
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Ex-girlfriend!
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Dissolved, terminated,
undone, splintered,
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poof, the Grand Canyon.
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But Brea and I
still talk all the time.
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Why hasn't
she mentioned him?
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Maybe because she knew
you would act all nuts,
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like you're doing now.
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You know what?
Don't worry, bro.
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I'm Team Adam.
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I'm gonna destroy this kid tonight.
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- Thank you!
- Come again?
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I'm sorry, Joanne, but it is
my fraternal duty to humiliate
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and debase his ex-paramour's
current steady.
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Whatever.
I'm getting two wines.
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Thanks, Bar.
You're finally a good person.
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While I was anxious for Barry
to bring down Kirk,
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the grandparents were trying
to keep Hanukkah alive.
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Oh, hey, Mom and Dad.
Didn't know you were here.
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Do we need a reason
for hanging out?
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We're just enjoying some of
Beverly's...
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periodicals.
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Fun stuff.
I'm going to change the baby.
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Is it weird that I love
her little tushie so much?
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No, it is not weird.
[chuckles]
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[Muriel coos]
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[Distorted "Deck the Halls"
plays]
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- Do you hear something?
- Yeah. What is that?
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♪
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What the hell?
Mrs. Claus!
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Okay. Which one of you
made Santa single?
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Damn it, Linda!
You were supposed to rip the music box out of her belly
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so she'd stay quiet!
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Why am I
on dismemberment duty?
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Okay,
this is very, very dark.
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00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,215
It doesn't matter.
249
00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,043
What matters
is that this family
250
00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,393
is not in the market
for any new traditions.
251
00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,003
Last time I checked,
you weren't in charge
252
00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,048
of how
we raise our baby.
253
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:49,006
No, you are not.
254
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,747
And maybe
we don't even know how we want to raise our child yet.
255
00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,836
No, we do not.
256
00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,404
- What are you saying?
- What I'm saying is, you may not be in the market
257
00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,275
for new traditions,
but we are.
258
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,755
May the best holiday win.
259
00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:03,064
♪
260
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:06,110
Oh! I hate how cute she looks
in that Santa suit!
261
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,115
My mom thought that
Erica's love for Christmas
262
00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,814
would be a phase, but instead,
she doubled down...
263
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,773
[Dramatic music plays]
264
00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,645
Bah humbug!
265
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:22,039
[Adult Adam]
...even reading Muriel a Dr. Seuss Christmas classic.
266
00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:24,738
"And the Grinch
grabbed the tree and he started to shove,
267
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,305
when he heard a small sound
like the coo of a dove."
268
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:28,611
[Muriel babbles]
269
00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:31,658
Oh, no! That Grinch
is stealing Christmas.
270
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,661
What kind of monster
would deny anyone Christmas?
271
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:37,272
[Adult Adam]
And it didn't stop at the Grinch.
272
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:41,581
♪ Tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy ♪
273
00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:48,152
♪ O, tidings of comfort
and joy ♪
274
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,938
Erica, I just love
your Christmas spirit.
275
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,418
Oh, yep. I'm here
for all the right reasons.
276
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,899
What an odd
and worrying thing to say.
277
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,206
[tires squeal, horn honks]
278
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,512
Oh, hi, Mom!
Check us out!
279
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,646
Grandma Ginzy is embracing us
with songs and merriment.
280
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,735
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no.
281
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:06,867
- I'm not part of this!
- [engine revving]
282
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,999
The only baby in my life
is Jesus!
283
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,220
Please don't hurt me!
[bleep]
284
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,788
[Adult Adam]
Erica had officially gone too far.
285
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:18,618
So my mom decided to fight fire
with religious fire.
286
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,097
Hello, wayward sheep.
287
00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,490
What's going on here?
288
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,144
And who's
our yarmulked guest?
289
00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,450
This is Rabbi Adler.
290
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,148
I thought I'd invite him over
for the first night of Hanukkah.
291
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:29,411
- Fifth.
- Get on with it.
292
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,282
Tell us about all the delicious
food we can't eat, padre.
293
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,807
Well, I'd start
with the shrimp parmesan
294
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,765
- your mother served me.
- [Beverly] God forgives!
295
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:39,813
But you should know,
Erica was singing noels
296
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,858
with the people
that buy all the poinsettias.
297
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,686
Okay, I'm so confused.
298
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,861
What's going on here,
Dad?
299
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,255
We all made
a very generous donation
300
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:50,171
to the temple
on Muriel's behalf.
301
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:53,261
They're finally gonna get
to reseal that parking lot.
302
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,741
So while we were having
a date night,
303
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,525
you were indoctrinating
our child?
304
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:57,961
Well, I gotta hand it
to you.
305
00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,659
It was a nice move,
306
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:00,703
but I'm afraid
you're a little too late.
307
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,574
What does that mean?
308
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,012
[Adult Adam]
It meant that Erica had already gotten help
309
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,144
turning Muriel's room
into a Christmas wonderland.
310
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,625
[Humming]
311
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,888
Virginia Gregory Kremp!
312
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,195
Okay, Erica asked me
to do this,
313
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,892
and it's the season for giving,
so I had to.
314
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,764
I'm so scared.
315
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:18,982
We've made
our choice.
316
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,202
Our child is
a Christmas baby now.
317
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,378
- [gasps]
- I should skedaddle.
318
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,901
Thank you
for the new driveway.
319
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,599
Happy Hanu-- Holidays.
320
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:28,949
[Adult Adam]
Yep, Erica had created Christmas cheer
321
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,994
in the Goldberg house.
322
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,562
Meanwhile, Barry was determined
to destroy Kirk.
323
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,782
- Ooh. I'm sorry, friend.
- Oh!
324
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,609
I almost made you
trip so badly,
325
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:38,785
no woman could love
or respect you.
326
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,612
No worries.
327
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,006
But that was gonna be harder
than he thought.
328
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:46,618
Fun idea-- Should we get
all 27 cheesecakes?
329
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,795
That's not a fun idea.
330
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:52,015
♪
331
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,148
That's a perfect one, Kirk.
332
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,410
Hello, dummies.
333
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,672
You can't get
all the cheesecakes.
334
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,066
That's like $200.
335
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,590
[Adult Adam]
Despite Barry's best efforts to make life hell for Kirk,
336
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,592
- it wasn't happening...
- [laughter]
337
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,681
...because Kirk
was kinda great.
338
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,248
I can't tell you how much
I admire
339
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,684
that you're studying
to be a doctor.
340
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,294
Oh. Y-You could try.
341
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:13,036
- [both laugh]
- Cheers.
342
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,299
And specifically,
he was Barry's kind of great.
343
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,214
You are so much more jacked
than me.
344
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,346
Eh, you're squeezing too hard,
but yeah.
345
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,652
And finally...
346
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,873
Ninjas are by far the warriors
that I respect the most.
347
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,832
After dinner,
we'll put on black pajamas
348
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,224
and pretend to kill
a shogun.
349
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,357
- Yeah!
- Yes!
350
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,751
Yep, Barry's feelings
for Brea's new beau
351
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:32,882
were not what I expected.
352
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,885
I love Kirk.
353
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,408
Whatever.
He's just a rebound.
354
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,583
He's not even Brea's type.
355
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,891
Adam, look at me.
He's everybody's type.
356
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,546
Sorry, bud,
but maybe you should give him a chance.
357
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,417
He's coming with Brea
to the JTP's holiday party.
358
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,724
You mean the thing
I'm definitely not going to now?
359
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,074
Then you'll be missing out
on a lot of funny Kirk stories.
360
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:55,470
One time, he jumped so high,
he almost touched a branch.
361
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,906
He tells it better.
362
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,386
[scoffs]
You guys have fun.
363
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,866
I'll be home,
imagining the worst.
364
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,130
Adam, you don't have to go
to the party alone.
365
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,784
Why don't you invite that girl
from the diner?
366
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,786
Carmen.
Of course.
367
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,613
She's as pretty as Kirk is.
368
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,833
And once Brea sees her,
we'll both be miserable!
369
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,966
[laughs]
It's a perfect plan.
370
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,620
[Adult Adam]
As I was excited to ruin Brea's relationship with Kirk,
371
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,145
Erica was disappointed
to find Christmas erased
372
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,276
from the baby's nursery.
373
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,670
Mom!
374
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,890
You just
couldn't help yourself, could you?
375
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,240
- Excuse me?
- Sure, I got a little carried away,
376
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,894
but this is too far!
377
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,330
Well, that certainly does
sound like me,
378
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:30,853
but I don't know
what you're talking about.
379
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,595
You ripped down
all of the baby's decorations.
380
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,336
You're the Grinch
who stole Christmas.
381
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,772
Erica, I didn't so it.
I swear.
382
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,600
Stop.
It was me, okay?
383
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,341
I'm the Grinch.
384
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,473
Everyone happy?
385
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:45,302
[Adult Adam]
With that, Geoff had spilled his secret.
386
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,261
Meanwhile, it was time for
my plan to take down Kirk--
387
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,393
a secret gift for Brea
388
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,743
that would remind her
of everything we had.
389
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,137
Hey, everyone.
I'd like you to meet Carmen.
390
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,617
- [Barry] Welcome.
- [Carmen] Hey.
391
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,140
Is this one of those
"Can't Buy Me Love" situations
392
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,750
where you're paying her
to be your girlfriend
393
00:13:58,925 --> 00:13:59,577
with the earnings from your
successful mowing business?
394
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,057
[laughs]
No, it's not.
395
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,319
Didn't hurt to ask.
396
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,192
In fact, it did.
397
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:08,108
All right, everybody's here.
Ruffles are on our one plate.
398
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,588
Yankee Swap time!
Whoo!
399
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:13,678
So everyone takes a number, and
put your presents on the table.
400
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,419
Yankee Swap?
401
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,117
It's just a way for Barry
and his cheap buddies
402
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,988
to get out of buying
everyone a gift.
403
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,382
- Got it.
- [Barry] All right.
404
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:25,473
Now,
if your present is awesome, you can keep it.
405
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:29,390
But if your present is trash,
you can steal someone else's.
406
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:33,133
Lastly, if your present is
stolen, you can pick a new one.
407
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,178
- Who's got number one?
- Ooh! I do!
408
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,266
Let's go!
409
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,142
Ah! "The Shining"
by Stephen King.
410
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,795
Well, the movie
was hilarious,
411
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,101
so let's see what chuckles
the book brings.
412
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,060
Words on paper? Lame.
Who's next?
413
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,365
I'm the deuce.
414
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,845
[Paper ripping]
415
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,369
Oh! A Discman?
416
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,894
No way. Oh!
417
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,721
I bought that, Kirk.
418
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,375
I'm the one who made you
this happy.
419
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,638
Barry,
that's too expensive.
420
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:04,425
I'm number three.
Which means, of course, I will be taking that.
421
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,861
- Nooooo!
- It's cool.
422
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,471
Bar, I'll just
get something else.
423
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,256
- It's okay.
- Okay.
424
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,953
[Adult Adam]
And Kirk did get something else--
425
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,390
my secret present for Brea.
426
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,783
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
427
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,132
- That's not meant for--
- Whoa.
428
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,742
It's a necklace.
429
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,528
Brea, help me get
this tasteful bad boy on.
430
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,486
Not a lot of guys
can pull off a necklace,
431
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,792
but leave it to Kirk.
432
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:24,924
It looks like
a locket.
433
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,882
Nope.
Definitely not a locket.
434
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:31,060
Oh, Brea,
it's you and...
435
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,888
- Adam.
- What?
436
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,759
Yeah, same. What?
437
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,805
So weird!
438
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,286
Who brought this incredibly
intimate gift?
439
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,244
- It's clearly you.
- Scandalous.
440
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,550
I have a Discman.
441
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,204
Holidays.
Am I right?
442
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,205
So I'll be stealing that back
from you, Kirk,
443
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,380
when it's my turn.
444
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,295
Kirk can't
catch a break.
445
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,080
Hey, if you think about it,
he's the one who stole
446
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,735
- Brea from me
in the first place. - Stole me?
447
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,042
- Digging himself deeper.
- I'm outraged.
448
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,957
It has a stabilizer
for jogging.
449
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,567
Let me explain.
450
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:02,787
See, Kirk... sucks?
451
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:04,789
[murmuring]
Oh, my...
452
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,052
- Brea, wait!
- [door opens]
453
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,358
Adam,
I was wrong about you.
454
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,969
You are like
all the other guys I dated--
455
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,057
a jerk.
456
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,580
Carmen, wait!
457
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,930
How dare you speak to Kirk
like that?
458
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,411
Kirk, get our coats.
459
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,890
Barry, wait!
460
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,327
♪
461
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,507
[Adult Adam]
With Geoff having admitted to out-Grinching Beverly,
462
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,378
Erica was full of questions.
463
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,380
Why the hell did you steal
Christmas?
464
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,426
How the hell did you steal
Christmas?
465
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,602
Well, it wasn't easy.
466
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,953
I went in her room and saw
those candy canes hung in a row.
467
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:41,913
"These candy canes," I said,
"are the first things to go."
468
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,133
Okay, so you're gonna do the
whole Dr. Seuss rhyming thing?
469
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,656
I'm just trying
to stay on theme.
470
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,354
All right, well, keep going
until I figure out
471
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,920
how to punch you
without leaving a bruise.
472
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,401
- I slithered and slunk.
- Slunk?
473
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,403
But with a smile
most pleasant,
474
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,536
I went around the room
and I took every present.
475
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,147
Sure, but how did you manage
to get the tree
476
00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,583
out of there
without anyone noticing?
477
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,804
That was a toughie 'cause
I ran into a little setback.
478
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,676
Geoff, why are you taking out
the Christmas tree?
479
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,939
[Geoff] But you know me.
I'm smart and I'm slick.
480
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,594
So I thought up a lie
and I thought it up quick.
481
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:11,813
'Cause I got
an even better one.
482
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,380
Oh, okay. Great!
483
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,947
- Seasons greetings.
- Yeah.
484
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,472
What a fun little distraction
from the real question.
485
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,908
Why did you do it?
486
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,997
Erica, I know
Christmas is wonderful.
487
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,825
Everyone knows Christmas
is wonderful.
488
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,870
But it's not who we are.
489
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,786
- But it can be.
- Why?
490
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,527
Because you want to throw it
in our parents' faces,
491
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,008
or because it's actually
meaningful to you?
492
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,576
What if the throwing it
in their faces is what's meaningful?
493
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,753
[scoffs]
Look, I know I haven't always been the most observant,
494
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,190
but our traditions
matter to me,
495
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,931
and I thought
they mattered to you, too.
496
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,542
They do.
497
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,067
Well, I want Muriel
to be raised like we were.
498
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,894
Because she's part of us.
499
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,332
The best part of us.
500
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,203
♪
501
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:58,033
Okay, so our baby won't be
a Christmas kid.
502
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,426
But can we at least
use some of the presents
503
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,644
for her first Hanukkah?
504
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,733
Oh, you mean these?
505
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:06,172
♪
506
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,391
Worst Grinch ever.
507
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,916
[Adult Adam] Geoff had managed
to save the holidays.
508
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,876
Meanwhile, I was trying
to save face with Brea.
509
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,053
Hey.
So, that was strange.
510
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,099
I wonder who made it strange.
511
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:23,145
Look, I was blindsided
seeing you with a guy.
512
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,625
You never mentioned him.
513
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,193
[sighs] I'm sorry.
514
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,630
But it's hard to say out loud
that we're moving on.
515
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,371
Obviously,
for both of us.
516
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,373
It might just be
one of us.
517
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,636
Carmen looked
a tiny bit upset.
518
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,116
You'll figure it out.
519
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,856
I hope so.
520
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:39,727
She's great.
521
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:46,690
And, for what it's worth,
Kirk seems great, too.
522
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,344
I should
apologize to him.
523
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,390
I think there's someone else
you should talk to first.
524
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,695
You're right.
525
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,438
I always am.
526
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,788
Now go.
527
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,835
Just know,
I'm happy for you.
528
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,010
Seriously.
529
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,839
♪
530
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,667
Happy Holidays,
Adam Goldberg.
531
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,843
Happy Holidays,
Brea Bee.
532
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,802
♪
533
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,892
It was weird,
but I actually felt okay.
534
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,634
- [door closes]
- I realized I had just been holding on to the past
535
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,984
by trying to hold on
to Brea...
536
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,073
when there was something pretty
amazing right in front of me.
537
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,251
Yeah?
538
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,122
Carmen,
I don't deserve it,
539
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,732
but can I please try
to make up for tonight?
540
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,473
It's fine.
541
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,214
Clearly, you have
unfinished stuff with your ex.
542
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,868
No, I don't.
543
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,391
Not anymore.
544
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,177
And I swear to you,
I am a good guy.
545
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,701
The thing is, good guys
don't have to say that.
546
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,355
They just are.
547
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,139
Fair enough.
548
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,403
Thank you
for your time.
549
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,405
So you're just gonna
give up?
550
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,755
I'm not worth
fighting for?
551
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,846
Okay.
Well, here it goes.
552
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,849
Carmen, I've had
an incredibly difficult year
553
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,591
with a million
different setbacks,
554
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:05,291
but seeing you every day
at the diner
555
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,554
is the one thing
I look forward to,
556
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,644
and I really don't want
to lose that.
557
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,298
♪
558
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:13,734
Then don't.
559
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,431
Oh, whoa.
560
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,259
You seem receptive.
561
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,826
Little bit.
562
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,308
Guess what
we're standing under?
563
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,226
So the good guy
gets the girl?
564
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,271
We'll see.
565
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:34,102
♪ Don't stop thinking
about tomorrow ♪
566
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,148
♪ Don't stop,
it'll soon be here ♪
567
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,325
[Adult Adam]
And that's the thing about the holidays.
568
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,849
Whether it's old traditions
that remind us who we are...
569
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:44,373
♪ Don't stop thinking ♪
570
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,332
...or new experiences
that fill us with hope...
571
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:50,336
♪ Don't stop,
it'll soon be here ♪
572
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:53,121
...being there for one another
always makes
573
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,384
for a season full of joy
574
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,213
that no Grinch
could ever steal.
575
00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,823
♪ Ooh ♪
576
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,568
What the hell am I looking at?
Are you bedazzling?!
577
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,570
It's for the baby.
Check it!
578
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,746
"I love you a latke."
579
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,532
Oh! My perfect angel
is so clever!
580
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,577
And on the back...
581
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,058
"Oy to the world!"
582
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,625
So many puns.
583
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,583
I am dying from
holiday happiness.
584
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,368
Yeah.
I did learn from the best.
585
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,152
You cherish and honor me.
586
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,502
But your sewing is crap.
Give it to me.
587
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:27,590
I'll redo it
and make five more.
588
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,190
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