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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,885 [Waylon Jennings' "Rainy Day Woman" playing] 2 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:14,264 * * 3 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:17,475 - * Oh, rainy day woman * 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,145 * I never seem to see you for the good times * 5 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,688 * Or the sunshine * 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:28,987 * You have been a friend of mine, rainy day woman * 7 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,490 * That woman of mine, she ain't happy * 8 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,950 * Till she finds something wrong * 9 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,744 * And someone to blame * 10 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:39,581 * If it ain't one thing, it's another one on the way * 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,669 * Woke up this morning to the sunshine * 12 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:48,048 * It sure has hell looks just like rain * 13 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:52,135 * I know where to go on a cloudy day * 14 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,471 - Okay, Aunt Sue, 15 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,764 we've got enough frybread to feed an army. 16 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:56,848 Can we stop now? 17 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,267 - Reagan, we're almost out of dough. 18 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,144 - But we've been cooking all day. 19 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,396 I'm wasting my youth. - [chuckles] 20 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,106 Your brother Curtis graduated from high school. 21 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,608 It's a big deal. 22 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:09,319 - Yeah, 'cause it took him six years. 23 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,780 - Go take the cakes out of the fridge. 24 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,698 - This party's bigger than Ozzfest. 25 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,450 We barely did anything for your 40th. 26 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,285 - I was on my bike trip to Maine. 27 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,787 And I don't need a lot of attention. 28 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:22,207 - But seriously, do we ever get to celebrate you? 29 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,292 - Make a big deal of me at my funeral. 30 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,628 Until then, keep cooking. 31 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:29,297 - * Oh, rainy day woman * 32 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,719 [indistinct PA announcement] 33 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,057 - Hey, Reagan. 34 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,809 - Should I take the next shift? 35 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,062 - She's gone, honey. 36 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,107 [melancholy music] 37 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:54,280 * * 38 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,075 - Thank you, Uncle. 39 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,828 Right. Aunt Sue asked to be buried in the family plot 40 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,830 with a "celebration of life" reception afterward 41 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:02,956 at the casino. 42 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,250 And Terry agreed to close it for the day 43 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,835 to honor her. - Damn! 44 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,378 We didn't even shut down 45 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,171 for the Northeast blackout of '03. 46 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,173 - We burned bingo cards in a trash can to keep warm, 47 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,341 but we kept going. 48 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,343 - Well, if we're gonna celebrate her 49 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,636 in a den of sin, 50 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,847 I need to do a reading from the Good Book. 51 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,056 all: [grumbling] 52 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,350 - Um, actually, Aunt Sue wasn't religious. 53 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,353 So as much as I'd love to stuff this event 54 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,855 full of prayer, 55 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,940 I think, you know, maybe we should honor her wishes. 56 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,734 - I'm sure your blessings will carry over 57 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,445 from the prayer you did to start this meeting. 58 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,697 - I painted Aunt Sue's portrait. 59 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,366 I'd really love to display it at her party. 60 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,243 - Oh. [clears throat] 61 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:43,371 Wow, Tommy... - Wow. 62 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,875 - That is just--wow. Right, Mom? 63 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,753 - It's wonderful. Thank you, Tom Tom. 64 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,005 We'll make sure to find a place for it, honey. 65 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,466 - We want to help too. Miss Sue loved the casino. 66 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,092 She was the best. 67 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,344 - She even dealt black jack 68 00:02:57,385 --> 00:03:00,221 that one time when Sheila's water broke. 69 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,349 - Whatever you need. - Thanks. 70 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:03,767 I want this to be a celebration 71 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:07,479 of all of the things Aunt Sue loved, so... 72 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,563 we're gonna need an insane amount 73 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:09,898 of Buffalo Wild Wings 74 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,359 and to blast Bonnie Raitt at full volume. 75 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,904 [upbeat music] 76 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:22,494 * * 77 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,308 - Okay, and that is how you do 78 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,602 a perfect cat-eye on the go. 79 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,396 Before I sign off, always remember 80 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:52,315 my mom/best friend Jamie's motto-- 81 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,442 [together] "Brows make or break a face, 82 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,861 so keep them sleek, never busted." 83 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,447 - Oh, my God. 84 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,116 That is so profesh. 85 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,576 Are you using a ring light or an actual halo? 86 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,954 Because you look like an angel. 87 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:08,623 - [clears throat] I appreciate your hobbies, 88 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,333 but we need to get back to work 89 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,586 and focus on the campaign. 90 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,296 The debate is in two months, 91 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,090 and we have to get people excited. 92 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,925 - I am laser-focused. 93 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,927 This video links to my campaign site. 94 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,555 Plus I tagged AOC and Meghan McCain, 95 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,682 chaotic queens on both sides. - That's a good start, 96 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,517 but we need to get you out on the streets 97 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,019 convincing folks why you should be mayor. 98 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,813 - Yeah, grassroots stuff-- shaking hands, kissing babies. 99 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,149 - Oh, I'm highly allergic to babies. 100 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,483 Can't I just do my thing? 101 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:36,818 I'm God-tier on social, 102 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,695 and my analytics speak for themselves. 103 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,905 - This isn't about likes. This is about votes. 104 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,824 And you get votes by convincing people 105 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,909 that you care about the same things they do. 106 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,495 For example, um, it's my opinion 107 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,372 that the album "Crash" by Dave Matthews 108 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,291 is more relevant than ever. 109 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:54,878 - Okay, this conversation took a weirdly wonderful turn. 110 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,379 I don't know why you brought that up. 111 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,840 We are so on the same page, Terry. 112 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,550 How have we not talked about this? 113 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:03,011 - Because I actively hate the Dave Matthews Band. 114 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,263 But you see? 115 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,141 We made an immediate connection and that's the key 116 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,517 to building a constituency. 117 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,228 - Okay, why you gotta hate on DMB? 118 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,813 Their whole message is love. 119 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,274 - I get it. But one question. 120 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,525 Who is Dave Matthew? 121 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,153 both: [laugh] 122 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:23,782 - Huh? 123 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,828 - This just came from Josh Carter. 124 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:32,040 [chuckles] Where were you? 125 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,084 - I was putting Tommy's painting in the garage. 126 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,585 It was creeping me out. 127 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,671 - Oh, Reagan, he's just trying to help. 128 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,048 Though the eyes do follow you. 129 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,383 - [chuckles] 130 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:44,052 So, saw you talking to Mavis. 131 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,845 Exactly how many people have been bugging you 132 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,764 about getting Aunt Sue's land? 133 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,015 - Ugh. 134 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,809 I can't count all the "long-lost relatives" 135 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,769 who suddenly want to "make sure I'm okay." 136 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,813 - [scoffs] It's so hard to get land out here. 137 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:55,855 - Mm-hmm. 138 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,191 - The scarcity makes people crazy. 139 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,026 Kind of like you on Black Friday. 140 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,320 - Brat. 141 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,863 - But it's your property now, Mom. 142 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,865 And you know I'll help you take care of anything you need. 143 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,659 - I can always count on you. 144 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,077 Thank you, sweetheart. 145 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,620 - I'm the only one who knows where Aunt Sue 146 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:11,788 buried all her guns. 147 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:14,749 - Right. - I'm dead serious. 148 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,793 It's like John Wick's basement over there. 149 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:18,712 - [whispers] What? 150 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:22,716 [light music] 151 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,759 - Hey. - Hey! 152 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,095 - That's for your mom. - Aww. 153 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,305 - And that's for you. 154 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,557 - Yes! - [chuckles] 155 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:31,933 Reags, put me to work. 156 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,977 I, like--I just-- I want to do something. 157 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,770 I want to help. - Amazing. 158 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,105 Can you please pick up the tablecloths 159 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,356 by 2:00 p.m. sharp? 160 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,108 I found a woman who makes Boston Bruins ones, 161 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,485 but she has to post her neighbor's bail by 2:30. 162 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,987 - Did you say 2:00 p.m. sharp? 163 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:47,198 Because I'll be there at 1:59. - Heck yeah. 164 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,826 I just really want to make it special. 165 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,536 Aunt Sue did so much for us, you know? 166 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,122 - She was the best. Truly. 167 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,623 And that frybread? 168 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:56,833 Legendary. 169 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,876 I used to bring home an extra piece 170 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,669 and sell it to Duz for 10 bucks. 171 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,254 - Oh. Speaking of "Duz," 172 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,630 will you please text him back, 173 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,591 or, like, get an Instagram. 174 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,092 He just wants to know how you're doing. 175 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:09,971 - Of course. I will deal...with that. 176 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,265 It's just a lot to unpack with my family. 177 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,309 You don't worry about that. 178 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,478 You are my entire focus today. 179 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,813 [melodic car horn sounds] 180 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,857 - Hey, Curtis is here. 181 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,317 - Wait, is that Curtis? 182 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,818 I love that guy. 183 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,820 - Nathan... - What? 184 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,155 - I don't know, just-- 185 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,657 My brother's-- don't let him take advantage. 186 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:30,992 And don't bail him out. 187 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,160 - Oh, come-- 188 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,079 He lost his ATM card that one time. 189 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,455 - Oh, did he? - And if anybody got away 190 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,499 with something, it was me, because I got bro time, 191 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,335 chillin', and hang time, and you can't put a price on that. 192 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,003 - [scoffs] Okay. 193 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:45,048 - C-Dub! My man! What's up? 194 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,091 You know what? 195 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,634 I bet he's starving from that drive. 196 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,552 Curtis! 197 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,554 - Hey, man, what's up, brother? - Hey-ey! 198 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,847 - My sous chef has arrived. 199 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,641 - Check out what I got for ya. 200 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,226 - [laughs] All right. 201 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,727 - You look so great. 202 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,354 - Hey, Auntie Reagan. 203 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,106 - Oh, hey, Curtis. 204 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,775 So nice of you to show up after the meeting. 205 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,236 - Shit, we drove right here. Never stopped. 206 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,488 Which means baby girl needs some grub. 207 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,365 But you got that, right? - [sighs] 208 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,659 - You know what? I'll just-- I'll pick up some pizzas. 209 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,869 - No, we can't put you out like that, Nathan, 210 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,663 after everything you've done for my sis, 211 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,039 giving her your museum. 212 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,375 - Uh, it did not go down like that. 213 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,044 - But there's one thing I do want from you. 214 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,213 - 20 bucks! - 20 bucks you owe me, ay? 215 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,507 [laughter] 216 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:28,717 - Ah, take it. 217 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,260 - All right, sweet! - Yeah. 218 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,720 - Double it at the casino. 219 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,139 - [chuckles] - Oh, my God. 220 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,516 It's a private joke, goes back years. 221 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,726 'Cause it started-- 222 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,227 I don't actually owe him 20 bucks, 223 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,228 that's why it's funny. 224 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,439 It's like, he doesn't actually... 225 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,442 - All right, about to meet the people, 226 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,277 ready to connect. Who's first? 227 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,865 - Here's a softball. What's your read on that guy? 228 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,409 - I'm gonna say an only child 229 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,744 in a sexless marriage, 230 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,454 but it wasn't always that way. 231 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,581 He wants to leave, but he's trapped 232 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,667 because she's the breadwinner and the kids' favorite. 233 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,919 - He's also wearing an "I Heart Fishing" shirt, 234 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,881 so maybe we go with that. 235 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,299 - Okay, yeah. 236 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:15,055 Hi, Bobbie Yang, running for mayor. 237 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,974 So do you like fly fishing or regular? 238 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:22,937 - [sighs] I hated leaving the powwow trail. 239 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,899 But I was getting too old to dance, 240 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,484 and too young to MC-- 241 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,110 And you know what? I love what I'm doing now. 242 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,446 I'm not just selling hot tubs. 243 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,989 I'm selling a dream. 244 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,492 Man, when you see those elders get in the hot tub, 245 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,619 the trauma just melts away. 246 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,953 - Well... [clears throat] 247 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,622 All right, I gotta head out. 248 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,916 Uh, lots to do so-- - What can I do? 249 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,626 - Oh, no. Don't worry about it. 250 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:45,794 You just do you. 251 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:46,961 - What, you think I can't help? 252 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,297 - No, I just think, you know, 253 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,466 sometimes we give you a job and then you end up 254 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,843 taking my rental car down to Atlantic City 255 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,595 and somehow it catches on fire. 256 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,639 - That was one time! 257 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,141 - One is a lot. - Okay, okay. 258 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,768 We can find something Curtis can do. 259 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,019 - Yeah. 260 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,146 - Wh--the only thing left is the flowers. 261 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,816 - Great, great. I can do the flowers. 262 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,150 - That's, like, the most important job. 263 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,151 - Let him do it. 264 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,569 He's got a knack for flowers. 265 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,321 - Really? Name one flower. 266 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,448 - Uh, a palm tree. 267 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,991 A rose. A red rose. 268 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,910 - There's no way you can do this on your own. 269 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,662 But whatever-- just no carnations. 270 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,996 Aunt Sue hated carnations. 271 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,081 She said they were filler flowers. 272 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,042 - I got this, Reags. Okay? 273 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:30,296 And I--I really gotta honor Aunt Sue, you know? 274 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,882 Especially since I'm getting her land. 275 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,059 - I cannot believe you're giving 276 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,060 the land to Curtis. 277 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,645 How could you not tell me that? 278 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,938 - You're always so busy. 279 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,857 I didn't want to stress you out. 280 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,650 Look, if you had kids, you'd understand. 281 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,445 - Okay, lady, you can't keep using that excuse on me. 282 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,363 This morning you said if I had kids 283 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,323 I'd understand why you took the last donut. 284 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,826 You just wanted the last donut, Mom. 285 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,077 - You see, this is why I didn't tell you. 286 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,204 - Curtis hasn't been home in years. 287 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,749 - You left too. - I was at college. 288 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,084 He's selling hot tubs at county fairs. 289 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,378 There's a big difference. Dad, say something. 290 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,965 - [sighs] You ladies both know I don't like drama. 291 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,592 Except for season three of "Adirondack." 292 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,302 - Ugh. 293 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,971 - [chuckles] Oh, boy. 294 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,475 That table cloth lady was a trip... 295 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,935 Okay, there's a lot of tension in here. 296 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,604 It's like season three of "Adirondack." 297 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,646 Am I right, Bill? 298 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,981 - Mom is giving 299 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,192 Aunt Sue's land to Curtis because he has a kid, 300 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,611 even though Aunt Sue didn't have kids. 301 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,820 - Mm. 302 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,113 It's kind of messed up to get overlooked 303 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,907 just 'cause you don't have kids. 304 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,951 - Okay, hold on. That's not the only reason. 305 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,328 Curtis is also the oldest. 306 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,121 - Well, Louise makes a great point. 307 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,039 Plus I'm sure we'd all be so happy 308 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,957 to have him back, right? 309 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,584 - What? Pick a side, Nathan. 310 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,461 - You know, if there is a right answer, 311 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,631 I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna help you find it, 312 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,592 because I'm white, 313 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,845 so I'm gonna wait outside till things cool down. 314 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,389 And you kind of left me 315 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,682 flapping in the breeze, there, Bill. 316 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,058 - Not getting involved. 317 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,018 - Sweetheart, we both know getting land out here 318 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,687 is damn near impossible. 319 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,188 All the paperwork and phone calls, 320 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,523 Curtis can't handle that. 321 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,525 Once he has to locate his social security card, 322 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,944 it's over. - [sighs] 323 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,404 You're not wrong there. 324 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,155 - He's the one I have to worry about. 325 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,949 You never need help the way he does. 326 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,286 - Oh, my God. They just shot Remington. 327 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,955 - [sighs] 328 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,582 - And then guess who shows up at the wedding 329 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,292 two hours late? - Please don't say Vivian. 330 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,003 - It was Viv! - Ugh. 331 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,921 - So we should probably move on to another-- 332 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,715 - Oh, I just need one more minute with Stuart. 333 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,383 So what happened to the limo? 334 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,260 Were there enough people to flip it back over? 335 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,594 - No, no. 336 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,722 But luckily my wife got the collision insurance. 337 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,223 - Oh. - She's a lawyer, 338 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,100 so she knows about this stuff. 339 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,186 - Oh, so your wife's an attorney? 340 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,981 Well, it's been so great talking with you. 341 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,983 I know I have your friendship, 342 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,192 but I hope I also have your vote. 343 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,903 - Oh, Bobbie, I would die for you, 344 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,196 but I can't vote for you here. 345 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,531 We live at the lake full-time now. 346 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,951 - Oh, I'm sorry, what? - That was your dream! 347 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,289 - Hey, there's my guy. 348 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,832 Nate the Great! Yeah, yeah! 349 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,500 - Hey, Curt...the shirt. 350 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,504 That doesn't work. No. That's--yeah. 351 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,922 I mean, Curt's already a nickname. 352 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,674 What's up? - You want to go for a cruise? 353 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,051 I gotta go do these flowers. 354 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,427 - Uh, I do, yeah. - Come on! 355 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,055 - That'd be super fun. I-- 356 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,890 Just, Reagan's pretty stressed out, 357 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,892 so I should hang back and help. 358 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,894 - Yes, totally. 359 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,562 But you should come. 360 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,065 - I sh--I should, right? - Yes. 361 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,775 - I mean, how often are you in town? 362 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,068 - All right, my man. 363 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,319 Let's go then! - Right. 364 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,445 - Shotgun! 365 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,614 - Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll drive. 366 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,325 - Well, after six hours of in-person canvassing, 367 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,618 you've made three lifelong friends, 368 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,703 only one of whom is eligible to vote for you. 369 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,954 - And if it were up to me, 370 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,706 she'd be backpacking through Luxembourg 371 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,458 on election day, so... 372 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,584 - I've never said this before, 373 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,419 but I think I've made a mistake. 374 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,712 At this rate, we'll only have 375 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,173 30 potential Bobbie Yang voters by the election. 376 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,175 - This is why the videos work for me. 377 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,718 I'm a strong cup of coffee, 378 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,429 and it's a helpful boundary for me and my constituents. 379 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,473 - Constituents are people who actually vote, 380 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,601 not kids who waste their time on the internet. 381 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,812 - What about people who waste their time on the internet 382 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,146 and do vote? 383 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,109 - I can't believe that Bobbie Slay 384 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,652 came to my crochet group. 385 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,947 My husband learned how to do my eyeliner like yours. 386 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,573 He has steadier hands. 387 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,159 - Well, I didn't realize this was a retirement home 388 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,536 for super models. 389 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,121 both: [chuckle] 390 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,455 - How do you all know each other? 391 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,499 - One of the biggest users of my makeup tutorials 392 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,168 are seniors. - Keeps us fresh. 393 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,545 Keeps us now. 394 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,671 - So this is random, 395 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,506 but did you hear I'm running for mayor? 396 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,967 - I already told all my grandkids 397 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,135 to vote for you. 398 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,345 I'd tell my son, if he ever visited. 399 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,639 - I can't believe all of these folks 400 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:50,849 follow you online. 401 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,392 - Old people love the internet. 402 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,935 It's why they think George Soros 403 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,730 put microchips in their toothpaste. 404 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:57,897 [notification tone] 405 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,191 - We can work with this. 406 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,987 - Can't believe Reagan doesn't trust me to do this. 407 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,947 Or anything. 408 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,949 I'm not a kid. - I know, right? 409 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,369 - Okay, Reagan said no carnations 410 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,330 or lots of carnations? 411 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,999 I don't know, she just kept saying "carnations" a lot. 412 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,334 - It's no carnations. 413 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,586 No filler flowers. - Right. 414 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,172 Okay. Only the best for Auntie Sue. 415 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,007 Spare no expense. - Yes. 416 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,384 - Great, you got 200 bucks? 417 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,927 - [snorts] Is that-- 418 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,179 wait, are you doing a joke? 419 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,181 Like it's 20x10 or something? 420 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,850 - No joke. I'll pay you back. 421 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,769 [phone buzzes] - I--I--hang on. 422 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,188 - Hey, Reags. - Ugh. 423 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,564 Freaking Curtis won't answer his phone, 424 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,399 so now I gotta check on the flowers myself. 425 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,318 - Ah, I don't think you need to do that. 426 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,737 I'm sure Curtis has things well under control. 427 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,739 I mean, he's not a kid. 428 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,865 - I'm already here. 429 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,283 - Oh, you are. - Yeah. 430 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,285 Because apparently everyone was put on Earth 431 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,453 to help him. 432 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,997 - Uh, I--I--I gotta go. Bye. 433 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,540 Okay, uh--oh, two things. 434 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,000 Number one, that's almost all carnations, 435 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,752 and number two, Reagan is here, 436 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,087 and is gonna walk in that door any second. 437 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,213 - What? - Yeah. 438 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,382 - Well--you gotta hide! 439 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,175 Or she's gonna hold this shit over me. 440 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,343 - Yeah, yes, yes. 441 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,095 - Hide! - Where? Where? 442 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,307 Oh, no, Curtis. - Oh, come on, bro. 443 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,392 It's only for, like, five minutes. 444 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,768 - No, no-- - Please, please, please. 445 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,269 - Okay. Yeah, yeah. - Hurry, hurry, hurry. 446 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,188 - Okay, just five minutes. - Okay, okay, okay. 447 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,399 [exhales] 448 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,484 Wait! Give me your credit card first. 449 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,820 All right. 450 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,448 - Hey, what's up, Reags? 451 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,035 - Oh, my God! I knew it. 452 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,578 Carnations? 453 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,997 I asked you specifically no carnations. 454 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,499 Aunt Sue hated 'em. 455 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,293 - You're all micromanage-y all the damn time. 456 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,170 - What? - Just like when we were kids, 457 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,089 and I wanted to pick Mama's birthday present. 458 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:50,343 - Oh, the time you bought her a leather jacket in your size? 459 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,345 - So she would think of me when she wore it. 460 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,973 - Oh, my G--what are you-- 461 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,558 You do not deserve Aunt Sue's land. 462 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,518 - Huh. - I'm the one who stayed. 463 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,478 I'm the one who takes care of the people who need me. 464 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,814 What have you done for the family lately? 465 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,607 - [scoffs] Okay, Ms. High and Mighty. 466 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,943 - Which one are we supposed to take? 467 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,486 - Doesn't matter. 468 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,947 Wake's already started. Coffin's empty anyway. 469 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,950 - Yeah, whatever, Ms. Minishonka Princess. 470 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,744 Mm-hmm. - How dare you? 471 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,912 Coming from a Minishonka deadbeat, 472 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,622 that means a lot, actually. 473 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,292 Oh, you think it's funny? - [chuckles] Oh, shit. 474 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,673 [somber organ music] 475 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,051 - You gave me the world, Herbert. 476 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:36,222 And two beautiful sons, and, uh, six grandchildren. 477 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:41,144 And, oh, a lifetime of memories. 478 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:44,147 You made me so happy, my love. 479 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:48,109 I just can't believe that our song is going to end. 480 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,028 - [gasps for air] - Ahh! 481 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,780 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 482 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,031 I really held on as long as I could, 483 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,325 but after, like, 45 minutes, there's no oxygen 484 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:58,244 in these things. I could have died, all right? 485 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,871 A beautiful service, Linda. 486 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,499 Okay, uh, you're probably wondering, 487 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,959 "Why is this strange man climbing out 488 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,127 of Herbert's coffin?" 489 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,921 And it's a great question. 490 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,382 Problem is, there's not a great answer. 491 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,133 Uh--oh, hi. 492 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,551 You're getting up. Hi. 493 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,472 You must be the two sons, Richard and Herbert Jr. 494 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,350 All-pro football linebackers. [chuckles nervously] 495 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,518 Here's the thing. 496 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,936 If I know anything about Herbert, 497 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,896 and I really think I do at this point, 498 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:29,943 it's that he would have wanted for me to leave his funeral 499 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,486 unharmed. 500 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,241 - I'm Bobbie Yang, and I'm running 501 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,410 for mayor of Rutherford Falls. 502 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,746 Today, we're gonna put on our face for the future. 503 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,373 It's starts with a great foundation, 504 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,208 which for me is my mom, 505 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,335 who raised me to always be glam 506 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,587 and to love this amazing town. 507 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,922 She's a home healthcare worker, 508 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,342 so I understand the issues facing her industry 509 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,429 and the aging community she serves. 510 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,764 - * People are talking * 511 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,142 * Talkin 'bout people * 512 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,477 * I hear them whisper * 513 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,771 * You won't believe it * 514 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,773 * They think we're lovers * 515 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,942 - Man, Sue would have loved this. 516 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,610 - Mm-hmm. And the part she didn't love, 517 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,945 she would have talked mad shit about. 518 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,697 - [chuckles] 519 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,115 - Does Nathan have a black eye? 520 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,284 [gasps] - Damn. 521 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,328 - He sure does. - Badass. 522 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,290 - Aunties are special. 523 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,418 They love you like moms, 524 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,880 and they forgive you like friends, 525 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,591 and they got your back like sisters. 526 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,594 Sue Margaret Jacobs was my auntie. 527 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,013 And now that she's passed on... 528 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:43,725 Uh... 529 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,393 I-- 530 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,689 [clears throat] Sorry, I'm try-- 531 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,570 - When I was about ten, 532 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,947 Aunt Sue used to have me drive her cool Crown Vic 533 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,324 to pick up smokes. 534 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,117 [light laughter] 535 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,410 That wouldn't fly nowadays, 536 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,662 but she was old school, you know? 537 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,791 And...she loved us. 538 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,086 And she pushed us. 539 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,714 A lot of us needed that. [light laughs, murmurs] 540 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,634 And I'm glad that we all got to love her back 541 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,678 in our own way. 542 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,225 - Curtis is right. 543 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,268 Aunt Sue taught me how to count in Minishonka. 544 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,354 She also taught me how to curse in Minishonka. 545 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,605 [chuckles] 546 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,484 I know she touched everyone's life here, 547 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,027 so anyone who wants to, 548 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,571 please come up and say something about Aunt Sue. 549 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,033 - Sue was Rage Fuel's band manager. 550 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,704 At this one gig in Syracuse, the promoter wouldn't pay us. 551 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,831 Sue pulled a frying pan out of her purse, 552 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,499 and hit the guy in the head. 553 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,292 We didn't get paid, but it was awesome. 554 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,669 [laughter] 555 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,213 - When she won the big jackpot 556 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,923 on "The Unicorn's Challenge," 557 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,884 Sue bought everyone here Yard Margs. 558 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,929 - It was the drunkest I've ever been at work. 559 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,305 [sniffles] 560 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,766 - She looked out for me like I was her own nephew. 561 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,852 And if she hadn't hired that private detective, 562 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,563 I might be married to Loretta right now. 563 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,148 - It's Black Friday. 564 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,609 And I'm screaming on the floor, in Sears, 565 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,153 in labor with Curtis, 566 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,031 and Sue cruises up to the Housewares department 567 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,408 with the doctor on the back of her bike, 568 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,076 and she says, "Let's do this!" 569 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,661 [laughter] 570 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:30,081 - And as Sue marches through the gates of heaven, 571 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,585 may our father, God, Prince of Peace, 572 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,504 maker of men, savior of souls, 573 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,340 the real king of pop, 574 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,051 shine upon her as he can for you 575 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,428 if you accept--if you accept-- - Thank you. 576 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,638 [groans] Anyone else? 577 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:52,645 [mellow acoustic music] 578 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,315 - Sweetheart. - Yeah? 579 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,983 - Here. 580 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,738 - No way. - [chuckles] 581 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,867 You deserve it. [chuckles] 582 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,703 And she would have wanted you to have it. 583 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,165 My girl. 584 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,333 Go on. 585 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,834 Go take it for a cruise. 586 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,297 [motorcycle roars] - Yeah! 587 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,840 Wow. - Oh, my God. 588 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,717 - Whoa, I know it's not land, 589 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,512 but this motorcycle is freaking awesome! 590 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,014 - It's gonna be even cooler when I learn how to drive it. 591 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,265 - Oh, yeah. 592 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:31,351 - You want to get on? - Yes! Give me a try. 593 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,852 Thank you. 594 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,107 [revs engine] Oh, yeah! 595 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,150 - Yeah, baby. 596 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,443 - How do you--how--off? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 597 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,320 to the left. - Okay. 598 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,030 - Yeah. - There it is. 599 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:47,575 Reagan, that service today that you put together? 600 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,536 Beautiful. - Thanks. 601 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,162 - Herbert's service was also lovely. 602 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,706 Before they punched me in the face, 603 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,249 his sons actually said 604 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,001 some pretty poignant things about him. 605 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,211 But they were also clearly damaged. 606 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:01,006 Just a reminder, families are messy. 607 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,842 - I mean, look who you're telling that to. 608 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,219 Although, Curtis really did show up for me today. 609 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:09,014 - Duz always shows up for me too. 610 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,682 I freaking love that guy. I gotta call him. 611 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,183 - Good. 612 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,894 - Love 'em or hate 'em, we just need our families. 613 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,438 Get back on here. - Okay, all right. 614 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:17,772 - Show this hog who's boss. 615 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,566 - Okay, all right. Yeah, baby. 616 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,067 - Yeah, looks good on you. 617 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,944 - [exhales] 618 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,988 Man, all those speeches today, I just-- 619 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:27,073 forgot what a badass my Aunt Sue was. 620 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,908 - Oh, yeah. - Never married, 621 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,994 never took any shit from anyone. 622 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,579 - Mm-hmm. 623 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,747 - You know, I don't know how, 624 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,583 but I'm gonna get my own goddamn land. 625 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,793 [revs engine] [laughs] 626 00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:40,211 - Yes you are! 627 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,214 Ugh, I don't know if it was the funerals, 628 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,717 this motorcycle, getting punched in the face, 629 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,927 almost suffocating in that coffin, 630 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:51,473 but I feel so alive right now. - I know! 631 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,142 I feel the power of this matriarch's motorcycle. 632 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,435 - Yeah! - [revs engine] 633 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,937 both: Whoo! 634 00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:01,649 - I feel so free! [revs engine] 635 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:04,110 - Okay, Charlie, last thing. 636 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,404 I thought you should know, I'm pregnant. 637 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,743 - Wow. I hope it's okay to ask, 638 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:15,121 the--the father's probably... - Yes. 639 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,999 I'm having Nathan Rutherford's baby. 640 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,340 [upbeat music] 641 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:32,347 * * 43771

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