All language subtitles for MUSTA JÄÄ - Petri Kotwica 2007 (Outi Maenpaa, Ria Kataja, Martii Suosalo)-en

BLACK ICE

My love.

Thanks.

One two three four...

No, we don't want to buy anything!

Ahead. Hello Krista.

Look at your cheeks brother.
Are we interrupting something?

Come on, come Joonas!

Well, where is it?
the birthday girl?

- Excuse me, I'm a little late.
- It's okay.

Happy birthday dear Saara.
Welcome to the club.

Thanks.

- Happy birthday!
- Cheers, I would like to make a toast.

Saara, I know that my speeches
They are boring, the truth is.

I'm not going to start babbling
platitudes...

I have another ten years
to make a better speech...

for your 30 years.
No, seriously.

Saara, you are a wonderful woman.
and I love you.

Health.

What about this, llkka?

It says on the package that it's five,
and here... there are three

- How many are left?
- Of the.

I totally agree.

�Sabes d�nde est�n
the ones that are missing, Leo?

You are going to tell him,
Am I going to have to tell him?

- Fine, I'll tell you.
- Good.

Kettunen had an idea to try
the resistance of a scale model...

making him run some water
at high pressure...

He had the idea that the model
it would not resist five liters of water.

Which would end up spilling into the
floor of the office and that we would have...

to buy a...
new...new model.

So we decided to put a condom
inside the scale model...

attaching it to a hose
with self-vulcanized tape...

and we made him pass
high pressure water...

and then we check the
scale model structures.

We flip it this way
and we fill it with water in the pool.

The model was left intact
and the dry floor.

Kettunen said it was surprising,
that no one had thought of before.

- Yes?
- We should patent the idea.

Saaa, are you going to leave that thing,
or should we go?

why? Yes Leo and me
Let's put a circus

Uncle Leo is going to be...

Peter Pan in low pants
and I will be the clown.

- Please stop freaking out.
- Go away? Get out?

Who teaches you those kinds of words?
A student?

They play doctor together
right? excuse me.

I don't have any of those.

Good.
Let's give dad a trophy.

What have you been doing?
This makes me very angry.

Keep silence
is not enough for me.

name? Tell me your name.

- What name?
- Her's.

I could tell you that I've been doing it
with some woman, but I have not done it.

I just want you to be honest.

Well, Kettunen thought that...

for the last time,
there is no one else.

Jesus.

Maybe he used them in some nonsense,
at one of his idiotic parties.

That's it.

i think i could
forget something like that

after all,
Leo is not a compulsive liar.

Do you know anything about this, Lea?

If there is someone who has been
playing dumb out there, it's Ilkka.

Getting turned on by being admired
for teenage girls...

which are impressed when those
Smug veterans start talking...

of the ''functionalism of imitation''
and "the richness of detail"...

Dr. Laakso, to the ER.
It's probably a ruptured placenta.

the mother has lost
enough blood.

Her husband says that she fell
of the stairs.

Order four bags of red blood cells
and another two in reserve.

-How much was she pregnant?
- 26 weeks.

these things happen.

Thank you,
the baby is alive.

Leo Laakso

Hello honey. I've had a shitty day.
Will you be home soon?

I have to work on some diplomas
and titles here at school.

Could you schedule them for another occasion?
I would like to talk with you.

It'll take me a couple of hours.

Try it.
I need you.

I'll see what I can do.

Good. Goodbye.

- See you
- Goodbye.

Call me. You are amazing. we
see you at night! Tuuli

Student web pages.

Don't you have the uniform yet?

Do you have the payment receipt?
One meter eighty.

There must be some out there
with 10 centimeters extra.

The dressing room is over there
Welcome.

Welcome to class
of beginners.

This is Komu, my assistant.
Ok, let's start with some laps.

Well done. Now take a partner
your height, and practice the moves.

In the other side.

Never let her out of your sight.

Don't have a partner?
I can do it with you.

Try to keep up with my pace.

Alright, that's all for today.

I have to accept
that I was enraged.

- Thanks for helping.
- And what do you do besides classes?

- I am a student.
- Oh yeah?

- I'm supposed to graduate in the spring.
- That's great.

Hi love.

I'm in a car.

My bike was stolen
in front of the gym.

How was I to know?
Some fucking psycho.

yes?

Oh. Ray.

So when am I going to see you?

Wait, Leo.

I'm happy you called me.
You made my day. See you

What do you do?

I'm a psycho... I'm a psychologist.

It's a really interesting field.

You are always learning new things
and no day is like the next.

Double on this one please.

I could buy you a beer
for the trouble.

- Now I have things to do.
- Then another time.

- Thanks for the ride.
- Yes. Listen...

- Do I owe you something?
- Nerd.

Well... My name is Tuuli.

Crista... with C.

Stretch in a couple of hours
Or you're going to wake up sore.

See you in the gym.

Where have you been?

I've been trying to call you
but you didn't answer me.

I canceled all my earrings.

I've been
quite worried about you.

Aren't we supposed to talk?

Hey, she's getting cold on you.

So?
What did you want to talk about?

I am going to move.
At least for a time.

what? And why?

Have you met someone?

Hey, look at me.

I want to know
what is happening to us

I want to know who I am
and who are you

Negative, thank God.

I'm starving.

Open up a little more. Good.

Inhale through the nose,
and exhale through the mouth.

Very well.

Christ?

Christ?

- Yes?
- Are you going to come with us?

- Where?
- partying

How do you hide
the fact that you are obsessed with boobs?

- The classic obsessed with boobs.
- No, I'm not!

There is nothing wrong with that.
Just accept it. Look at me and tell me:

''Hello, my name is Komu
And I love boobs.''

- Hello
- Hello

- You are from Germany, right?
- That's right.

he is always looking at your ass
during classes at the gym.

Can a boy be obsessed
with tits and asses at the same time?

Excuse me, do you have a fire?

Yes, yes I have.

Thanks.

Yes, he can.

Yes, you can take it.

Do you have family?

I'm divorced.

It is recent.

Another round please.

- With ice?
- Yes

Crista!
Come relax!

May I see your ID?

Welcome.

- Who wants a beer?
- Me

- What's your name?
- Crista.

- Uwe.
- How?

- Uwe.
- Yes, Uwe, he's German.

- Ah, I see, you are from Germany.
- Yes, that's why I'm here.

- So you're an artist.
- Well... I'm studying graphic design.

- Design, you know.
- Oh, yes, of course, I know what it is.

- Is everything okay?
- Yes.

- Is everything okay?
- Sure, everything is fine.

Do you want something else to drink?
maybe whiskey

- Oh whiskey, I'd love to.
- Good.

One of them too.

Oh, don't take me.
I'm not very photogenic.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Ahead.

- Is this your work for the diploma?
- Yes, I will never finish it.

It's fantastic.
You really have talent.

- This is my boyfriend.
-So you drew his morning boner.

With a few extra inches
to his little thing, to make him happy.

And where is he now?

Probably
with his wife.

How long have they been
been dating?

Almost a year now.

And it doesn't bother you
that kind of situation?

I love him.
That's what bothers me a little.

How old are you Uwe?

- Twenty two.
- Twenty two?

- Yes
- It's okay. Cool.

Happens.

Did you have a party?

Hello... how are you?

Good, thank you.
and you?

Good. Excuse me, do you have time?

"Pardon"?

Do you know what time it is?

The time? Yes, yes...

- 9:15.
- 9:15! Fine thanks.

Hello. Oh I'm sorry,
It's Leo and he's...

Excuse me, what's your name?

- hore. Hello.
- Hello. I read.

So where is Crista?

I haven't the slightest idea.

Listen, I have to go now.

Thanks for the party.

- See you in class, okay?
- Yes.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

He was in my bedroom
with Crista.

Sure.

Hello

Sorry I left like this,
I had to see a client.

good thing you called
we have a problem here.

Could you tell this paranoid
where did you spend the night?

Leo Laakso

Hello. Crista Ericsson.

Okay.

It's just that Tuuli has
a very active imagination.

That's right. Thanks. Goodbye.

Hello.

I'm planted and horny.

Oh damn... No.

So young and so cautious.

You need something...
transparent, like glass partitions.

And narrower windows, and tall.

Just put it a little to your liking,
improvise a bit, you still have 6 months.

Transparent, my butt.

Look at you nothing older,
wandering around the school.

She is a student of mine.

Yes, Leo and I
we only fuck on the sly.

Do you have marital problems?
I have all night.

No... I'm having a little
of identity crisis.

Looking for an address...
Yes, I am Ilkka.

- Tuuli Tikkanen, hello.
- This idiot is a business associate.

Leo, by the way, we should go
Let's see how the construction goes.

They've been fucking with
about the air conditioning.

We should do something about it.

Why not just...?

Should I close the door?
- Sure, let's go

I don't want my wife to think...

that we are separating
because there is another woman.

These lies of yours are contagious.
I'm going to get sick soon.

Do you have some time to go
for a glass of wine?

I'm not busy.

Leo!

With which hand should it be?

- You know, down with this...
- Oh, that's right.

Congratulations

Crista Ericsson.

Saara, are you seeing someone?

�Saara!

Tell me the details.
Is he single?

Where did you meet him?
How old is he?

''Something young''.
What else did my sister say?

They have enough to talk about.
They get along quite well.

- About what? Play Station?
- You should know.

and I would not be
in this crap...

if you hadn't stuttered
all nervous about that story.

Do you think Saara would have
created something like that?

I haven't done anything and I
she is the one who gets all the blame.

Yes, you have.

Is it more acceptable for you to suffer
several years wanting a meeting...

to catch a little once in a while?

what did you say?

Take a little once in a while.

- Take a little?
- "Catch - a - little"

How do you "take a little"
and be as if nothing?

You go to the skating class
of your daughter...

- Imagine the skating
- Sorry.

There you can put in the sight
to the mothers of her friends.

Teacher...
She has a clear vision...

Do you know where you have your sights set?
In the teacher's butt.

I haven't been fucking her.

Look me in the eye.
You've been thinking about it.

- Come on!
- It is the action that counts.

''It's the action...''
It's okay, I'll fuck her for you...

so you, Saara and Lea
they can put all the blame on me.

You, an innocent existentialist...

You are a sexistentialist whose moral
go out there partying.

Hey, that's an insult.

no matter how much you try
to disguise it as the truth.

If you want to have more problems,
then go ahead and ''get some''.

''Disguising it as a truth...''
Leo, do you have a brain freeze?

Hey, I know Saara
as much as you

Sarah is a great woman.
Intelligent.

Unless you want to lose her,
you have to tell him the truth.

Slate and new account.
Apologize, and hope that everything gets better.

- For love.
- Yes

Where did you meet him?

At our costume party
from school.

There he also met his wife.

What is his wife like?

Pretty.

- Have you found her yet?
- I saw them together once.

Leo has always cheated on her.

He had another woman
when he was engaged.

And the next time I cheat on her,
they were already married.

Then he dated another when
they built the house.

Their relationship progresses
according to Leo's love affairs.

He can do what he wants.

His wife plays the part
of martyr.

Does his wife know about you?

She must know. In some way.

At least I hope so.

Thanks.

What makes you so tense?

My dear ex-husband, L... Peter.

What do you really feel,
about?

how is it really
I feel?

I feel... horrible

I've spent a lot of time thinking
how to kill my ex's lover

How to hurt her

wanting to make it disappear

That she had never existed.

tear her apart
Destroy it.

Where do we throw the body?

That's it.

Charming.

It's Peter.

- Let me tell you what...
- No.

- Hello, I have visitors. I can not speak.
- Peter!

Nobody that you know.
We're going to a bar, so...

- Peter! Let's go to a bar!
- It's none of your business.

We'll go find some men
and take there...

Someday Peter will realize
of the wonderful woman you are.

I ran out of battery.
Would you lend me your phone?

Thanks.

Operator,
How can I help you?

Yes, the number of
Saara Laakso, Espoo.

- We have one in Kirkkonummi.
- That's right. Get me online.

- Have you lost your head?
- I know how to handle this.

I am a psychologist
and a mature woman, for god's sake.

Saara Laakso. Please
leave your message.

She is the answering machine.

I'm the bride's best friend
from your ex-husband...

and I have something to tell you.

I know exactly the type
of person you are

You're a pathetic middle class
What do you think of the damned bourgeoisie?

stay away from leo
or you're going to die.

That's it, that's it.

Are you my friend, or is that what
I have understood. I'm not your client.

This is what you were waiting for.
Or not?

Is this Crista some kind of idiot?

What do you want?

I have to go
and put things in order.

I need to think.

And what about the party?

Leave away.

Tuuli...

Buenas tardes
Tuuli Tikkanen?

...from your ex-husband's girlfriend
and I have something to tell you.

I know exactly the type
of person you are.

You're a pathetic middle class
who thinks they belong to the damn bourgeoisie.

Stay away from Leo
or you're going to die.

- The call was made from your cell phone.
- Yes.

Guilty.

- Who is this "best friend"?
- That's me.

She doesn't sound like you.

Do you really want to assume
all charges for this?

It's okay.

Dr. Laakso has filled
a restraining order.

You will not be able to get closer than 100
meters from Dr. Laakso's house.

30 meters from the gate
of her work.

And you are prohibited from contacting Laakso
or any member of your family...

Whether by phone,
letters or email.

Can I use Morse code?

Uncover your ears.

turn around.

Don't let her into the hospital.
There's a restraining order.

What is special about her?

elasticity?
Anal penetration?

You look very pretty.

I will bring you a large jar
full of lube, from work...

if you tell me what the hell
you have in your head

I have missed you like crazy.

You've been having an affair
for a year! For a year!

Hello. Wait a second...

let me find
a better place to talk.

One moment.

Why haven't you come to the gym?

I've had other things.

I've missed you so much.

Oh yeah?

ok?

Leo dumped me.

seriously?

We can go for
a few beers or something?

We'll see.
I will try to pass.

I will be very busy
the next couple of weeks.

- Don't you smoke anymore?
- No.

You told my sister about this guy.
A certain Jore, one younger than you.

- Yes, 29.
- Damn it!

What do you want?

What do I want?

I want someone who is not
"I-I-I" all the time

"My finances, my deadlines."
I want someone I can trust.

Someone to talk to
about my feelings.

Do you feel something for him?

We laugh at the same things.

I'm not going to see this girl anymore
never again, it's serious.

Leo, you've spent time with her.
You've slept with her.

she is your fucking girlfriend
And you call her "this girl"?

Tell me...

What magic trick are you going to try?
to make me believe in you again?

Sarah, I love you.

I want us to be together.
I want to have a baby with you.

Listen to what you are saying.

- I want to take care of a son and you.
- Why don't I believe you?

- Come to the house.
- How could I do that?

How would I live day after day?
give it to me

I love you, but I don't know what to do anymore
with all this.

Come home.

Are you going to talk to him?
Whore from this?

I will talk to him
in person.

Don't worry sweetheart.

It's good that you're here.

- Tuuli...
- Come, come in.

Tuuli, I came to apologize.

It's not your fault.

This is about...

Peter.

We came back yesterday.

- What happened?
- Well, we...

We talk...

I guess we're going to give up
an opportunity.

Tuuli, I would like us to continue
being friends.

No matter what happens.

And what is it that worries you, woman?

you are the only person
in which I trust

I will not be like this!

Where are you going?

Today is our anniversary,
Leo and me

- I do not want to go alone. Are you coming with me?
- No.

Crista...I need you.

- I have to go talk to him.
- But if you have nothing to say.

Maybe I'm pregnant.

- How late are you?
- I think three weeks.

And what are you going to do?
if you are pregnant

Damn, I don't know!

Oh God...
I spilled my drink.

On my hands.
Fortunately I didn't wet my dress.

look nothing else
that damn asshole!

�Komu, could you go fuck yourself
to other side?

-Damn, his wife is here.
- Remember the restraining order.

I will kill you. believe me i know
his psychological profile

I don't care!

- It's me, the Other-Other
- That's good. Another one, hello.

And now what are they going to buy this time?
A sleigh or a garden with gnomes?

- Excuse me?
- Are you a perverted bitch?

Is it okay for you that the last week
your husband was dating me...

and what tonight walk
looking for girls to fuck with?

- Are you talking about my husband?
- Shit, of course. Yes!

- Really?
- Really?

Good thank you.
Let me shake your hand.

Thanks for having energy
to fuck my fucking husband.

She has been much better at home.
Thanks.

No problem.
If he listens to you when he wants.

In case you don't know,
we have two children.

Take me away from here.

Tell me who is the girl
and we will go talk to her!

- Don't yell at me!
- Calm down!

leave me.

It is a very big insult
that you didn't tell him that we had two children.

No matter what I say...
Do you want me to tell lies?

Where are we going?

I have a surprise for you.

Wake up.
We are already here.

We're here.
Let's go.

It's okay, I still had to pee.

Crista!

I dropped it in the cup.
I am like a monkey.

I'm sorry, I'm going to give you
new one.

Come on, could you feel with your fingers
if your cervix is dilated.

- This is how the fuck you do it...
- What?

Wow, what a place.

When I studied,
He lived up there, at number 6.

You already told me, old man.

No, I hadn't told you.
Old man...

You're lovely.

Really lovely.

But you know what?

I have to go.

Too bad...

The truth, yes we are
well drunk Let's go.

we never drive
that drunk

Christ?

- What are you doing?
- Didn't you fall asleep?

- Can I take a bath?
- Sure, go ahead.

You were supposed to talk to him.

And now you brought it
to our house.

ok?

- Positive.
- Shit... no...

I will not raise your baby,
but maybe fucking Jore does, right?

You are trying to take revenge on me.
Right?

Sarah, I love you.

- Do you love me?
- Of course I love you

If you are going to start doing these little theaters
you will ruin everything.

Leo, wait!

Come back here, idiot!

What are you doing here?

- Are you okay?
- Yes.

then you can go
walking to your house.

I will go this way.

- I need to see Dr. Laakso.
- It's okay.

- It seems that he did not come today.
- It's okay

I would like to terminate a pregnancy.
With whatever doctor it is, it's fine.

This is a shitty hospital.

let's start
The warm-up.

Raising knee, hip twist
and then the supporting leg.

Hade, can you show them?

Follow.

take off the protectors
and take the knives.

I need to talk with you.
It's about Leo.

Sign up.

Hello. Is Tuuli there?

No, I don't know
to none Tuuli.

Hello.

Where is your idiot partner?

Where...?

Damn...

sit down.

Tuuli...

- With Dr. Laakso, please.
- Did you have an appointment?

- I have horrible pain in my belly.
- It's okay.

Name and date of birth?

Crista... Ericsson.

April 11, 1978.

Wait in the waiting room
clinic. On the sixth floor on the right.

What are you doing here?

- I don't have time to explain it to you.
- Do you have a problem? Any STDs?

- This is psychosomatic.
- So funny. What do you mean with that?

Dr. Laakso, we have an emergency.
probably a ruptured placenta.

Can you tell me
how many weeks do you have?

Can you tell me?

26 weeks.

Do you know the patient?

Crista.

Saara.

No problem.

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