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[roaring]
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- Ha-ha! - Huzzah!
- Yeah!
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- Ha-ha!
- Cool.
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Whoo-hoo!
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[music]
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[two-way radio chatter]
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[electronic beeping]
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Man: Huh?
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Surprise!
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[gasp]
It's Doctor Octopus!
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Various: Jump on! Come on!
Surround him!
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We need backup!
We got a code 3!
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[yelling]
[clattering]
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I mean 4...
Definitely a 4.
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Ahh, to kick back and watch
Earth's petty struggles
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from the comfort of
my Asgardian snow fort.
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It's no throne of Asgard...
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...yet. But it's home.
[explosion]
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I've come for the
Beta-Burst missile.
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[evil laughter]
[beep]
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And this ridiculous mortal
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who dares set himself above
his fellows, Dr. Otto Octavius.
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Prepare to be punked
by the hand of Loki.
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[indistinct gibberish]
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Well put, my henchman.
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Now behold my latest
bit of trickery: [yelp]
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Heimdall's eyeballs.
You are one sorry Chitauri!
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[whimpering]
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An enchanted snowball that overloads a
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superbeing's powers
beyond anything ever seen.
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It's called Norn Frost, and eight out of
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nine realms surveyed don't recommend it!
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An Octavius overload
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should really mess with
that annoying Spider-Man.
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[traffic din]
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[laughing]
Whoo! Yeah!
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How do I do this all day
and not get nauseated?
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[brakes screeching]
Good question, Spider-Man.
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- Huh? Nick Fury?
- SHIELD needs your help.
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Your old foe, Doc Ock...
Would you stop swinging?
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Doc Ock is attacking
a secret SHIELD base.
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A secret base?
Where?
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A tropical island?
Inside a volcano?
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- On a satellite?
- [sigh] New Jersey.
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Oh. Jersey...
All right. I'm on it!
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Otto Octavius, here I come!
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Tell me: Which way to
the Beta-Burst Missile?
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I-I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Norn Frost, away!
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[whoosh]
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What's that?
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Ugh!
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- Get him! Come on!
- Now's our chance!
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Operation Pile on!
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[overload powering up]
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Oh-h-h-h...
this, I like!
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[low rumble]
Oh no...
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[screams]
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I said, which way to
the Beta-Burst Missile?
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I'll never tell you!
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Gah! It's in Building 6,
Building 6!
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Whew!
Uhhh, I'm so fired.
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I regret nothing!
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Doc Ock: Don't get up, fellows,
I can reach it from here.
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[sinister laughter]
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- Where's that back-up?
- Spider-Man: What exotic locale
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did you go super hero-ing in
this weekend, Peter?
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New Jersey? Heh...
Awesome.
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- Welcome, Spider-Man.
- Huh?
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These mortals were
no match for me.
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Definitely a code 5!
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- I'm an overload!
- What's an overload?
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...he asked trepidatiously.
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How the heck should I know?
The name just came to me.
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[gasp]
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My mystic master wishes
me to seal your doom!
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Ow! Ugh!
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Uh, you lost me
there, snake-arms.
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Spider-Man: What
mystic master, and why?
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Oh, I have my reasons.
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Besides, there's nothing
else on. [remote beeps]
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Thanks, Patsy.
When we come back,
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one of my favourite things: crafts
made from re-purposed dryer-lint.
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How 'bout that, huh?
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Ughhh...
[beep]
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Hey, Ock! You're getting
a little... grabby.
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[grunt]
Argh!
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[groan]
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[growl of anger]
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- Missed me! Try again.
- Argh!
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[grunts of combat]
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All: Ooooh!
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How 'bout this time, I stand by these
high-voltage wires, 'kay?
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Arrrgh!
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[sizzling]
[hollering]
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[powering down]
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Ugh!
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Well, that went great.
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Somebody order
the fried calamari?
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[chuckle]
You know, "calamari?"
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Ock?
Oh, never mind.
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[truck horn blaring]
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- What took you so long?
- Oof!
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I ran out of web fluid on
the Garden State Parkway.
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Thanks, buddy!
[honks twice]
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[groan]
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Good work,
Spider-Man!
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Hey! But I don't have...
cab fare.
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Aw, I gotta walk
all the way to Queens?
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Great.
Now I'm all angst-ridden.
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[growl of anger]
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Loki: What?
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My Octavius Overload
defeated so easily?
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Argh!
This isn't over!
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[plastic clattering]
Ugh. Really?
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[mixed whispers]
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Henchman, the lights please!
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Where are these
"Overloads" coming from?
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All these bulked-up, villainous
overpowered hooligans.
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And that Spider-Man!
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He must have "overloaded"
Doc Ock himself,
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just so he could look good
when he beat him.
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Midgard certainly has
no shortage of fools.
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Flessshhh.
Venom hungry.
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Flessshhh!
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Well, well, well.
Venom.
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Now there's a creature
worth overloading.
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So, with onions,
or without onions?
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- Whoa... Uh...
- Helloooo? It's a simple question.
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Norn Frost away!
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Oh, come on buddy, I
don't have all day...
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Ow!
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Sssomething hit Venom.
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Ssstrange sssnowy
sssomething.
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[wailing in fear]
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Pulse pounding...
senses shattered...
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expletive deleted.
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[snarling]
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[music]
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[growl]
[brakes squeal]
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♪ Swing along, Spidey ♪
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♪ Past the rooftops ♪
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♪ No one's in trouble,
no crime to stop ♪
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Spider-Man, again?
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Amazing. Spectacular!
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Let's see if this
Overload is an improvement
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over the last one.
Sic 'em. [snarling]
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Ahhh...
some days, Manhattan is just
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one big friendly neighbourhood. Whoa!
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Aaah! And other times,
Manhattan is like an alien
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symbiote trying to stick
its tendrils in your eye.
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[woman shrieks]
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Spider-Man?
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What's that masked lunatic up to?
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Get out of my newsroom!
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Man: It's on my first day!
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Relax, J.J.
Hey Venom. Have a seat!
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[snarl]
Gah!
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Have a seat? Wow.
That was corny even for me.
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I need some new material.
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- Dessstroy Ssspider!
- What's with the glowy eyes?
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- Just like Doc Ock.
- Haahhh!
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Is that, like, a thing now?
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If Doc Ock got a faux-hawk,
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would you imitate that too?
Ha-ha-ha!
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[snarl, hiss]
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[elevator bell chimes]
Wait! Hang on.
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- Huhhh?
- Hey! Yummy.
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- Gotta love the Danish.
- Cheessse pleassse.
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Cheese, huh?
But I got the last one.
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But Spider has mask.
How Spider eat?
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I... can't...
But I must!
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But... I can't!
No-o-o-o-o...
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...o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
[crow cawing]
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That'll be six bucks.
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[fighting grunts]
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Hey, buddy!
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[music]
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Venom sssmack ssspider!
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Huh. You sure know
a lot of "S" words.
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- Hey!
- You want this? Get it!
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No!
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[effort grunts]
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I got a new word for you:
S-s-s-see ya!
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[snarling]
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Oh boy.
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[clank, clatter]
[grunts, groans]
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Ughhh...
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Huh. And they say
print is dead.
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Sssigh.
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Come on, Venom.
We'll get you cleaned up
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and put in a nice, cozy
cell on the Helicarrier.
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Wolverine is cooking for
the prisoners tonight.
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- Kebab, bub?
- [laughter] Good one.
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Ha, ha.
S'not funny.
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Thank you, Captain America.
You too, Wolverine.
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Hey! I love kebabs.
And I'm free for dinner.
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What? Oh yeah, great.
Toodles!
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A-a-a-and I'm angst-y
again. Hup!
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Gahh!
My newsroom.
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My beautiful fourth
estate showplace.
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I'll get you, webslinger!
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Not today, J.J.
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Huh?
Out of web fluid!
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[crash]
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Guess I'm walking back
to Queens, again.
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[music]
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Henchman, out of my chair
before I unleash the sorcerous
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might of Loki all over
your extra-dimensional butt!
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[gibberish]
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And turn it back to what I was...
Wait... what's this?
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Mandarin: Tony Stark,
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the so-called Invincible Iron Man.
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Prepare to be vincibled.
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I don't think that's a word.
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You'll be correcting my grammar
out of the other side of your helmet
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once I fire my newest
armour-piercing rockets.
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Hey, honey. Who are
you conferencing with?
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- Oh, uh... Mandarin, dear.
- Mandarin, eh?
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[sweetly] # I smell overload #
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Henchman!
Bring me my Norn Frost.
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Mandarin?
Perfect, I'll get my juicer.
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Ah, that would be Mandarin
the villain, not the orange.
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Some people think of me as a villain.
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I just think of myself as a teacher.
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- Do I have to stay after class?
- Norn Frost away!
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[brakes screech]
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Ohhh... What the...
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Ah-h-h, this feels good.
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So... powerful!
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[beep, whirrs]
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[sinister laughter]
[music]
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[crash]
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It's as if some sort
of mystic enchantment
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is pushing his ordnance to its limits.
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Wow, Pep, you can really read people.
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[maniacal laugh]
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Ow! Who keeps doing that?
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[overload powering up]
This Overload is...
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overloading!
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Never mind. You're putting
innocent people in danger.
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Silence!
[groans]
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[gasp]
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Look. It's Iron Fist.
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[grunt]
Uh, "Iron Fist" isn't just a fist,
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he's a whole dude, you know.
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[evil laughter]
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Now, let's see how much
overloading one villain can take.
250
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:19,353
I'll inundate him with enough Norn Frost
to destroy a small civilization!
251
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,604
[yelp]
252
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,939
[clatter]
253
00:11:23,274 --> 00:11:25,151
[overload deflagrations]
254
00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:26,693
Ow... Ah...
255
00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:31,824
Mmm.
[sheepish giggle]
256
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,827
[deflagration]
Uhhh.
257
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,414
Operate manoeuvre HL-63.
Go get 'em, Lefty.
258
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,710
[tapping]
Huh?
259
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,004
Oof!
260
00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:49,591
I never saw that coming.
261
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,219
- Mandarin.
- Hmmm?
262
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,180
- Fancy meeting you here.
- Falcon?
263
00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:56,890
Yep, Iron Man called me to
take you to the Helicarrier.
264
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,976
Fury's going to love this.
265
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:02,520
I'll get even with that
ridiculous Iron Human.
266
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:06,192
Time to raise an army of Overloads!
267
00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:08,277
[humming happily]
268
00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:11,571
You there!
You missed a spot.
269
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:15,242
[groaning]
[reverse beeps]
270
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,830
Good work.
Now give me a hand here.
271
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,499
[grunt]
272
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:24,668
- Thanks, Lefty.
- Hey, what about lunch?
273
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:29,381
- I don't know... Wanna eat out?
- Meet you there.
274
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,175
Last one there pays!
275
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:35,888
[music]
276
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,475
My spider-angst is tingling.
And I wasn't even in this one.
277
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,235
And how did I even get here?
278
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,633
[angry growl]
Obstinate scrying mirror.
279
00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:51,238
My Norn Frost is melting.
How am I to create an Overload
280
00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:54,432
army if I can't even see
the superhumans of Midgard?
281
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,350
[gibberish]
282
00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:59,519
What do you mean, they'll come
anytime between 8:00 and 6:00?
283
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:01,272
That's the whole day!
284
00:13:01,307 --> 00:13:02,940
Wh... What if we go out?
Huh?
285
00:13:02,975 --> 00:13:05,609
Ah, forget it. I'll
reach out with my mind.
286
00:13:05,644 --> 00:13:08,821
It expends more mystic energy
and makes my nose run, but...
287
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:12,532
- Iron Fist, any sign of Abomination?
- Not yet.
288
00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:14,576
There! That guy with Iron Man.
289
00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:17,871
Calls himself
Palm-o-Granite or something.
290
00:13:17,906 --> 00:13:19,290
Henchman: [gibberish]
291
00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:22,709
Oh, right. Iron Fist.
Whatever, I was close.
292
00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:25,587
He'll make a wonderful...
Whoa!
293
00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:29,175
What in the name of
Laufey's Big and Tall stores?
294
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:34,388
- Hang on...
- [laughter] Skateboard!
295
00:13:34,423 --> 00:13:36,682
There's the very thing.
296
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:41,561
It's not easy to make this with
my astral eyes but... here goes.
297
00:13:41,596 --> 00:13:43,730
Norn Frost away!
298
00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:45,607
[demented laugh]
299
00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:47,609
[groan]
[overload powering up]
300
00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:51,322
Mystic master make me stronger!
301
00:13:51,357 --> 00:13:52,698
[cries of panic]
302
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,201
We've got to hurry.
303
00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:56,576
Every time Abomination
starts acting out,
304
00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:59,872
the Hulk shows up to stop him.
And they wreck stuff.
305
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,123
Too late, look!
306
00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:02,416
[powerful growl]
307
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,670
Abomination.
You're dumb and you're a thug.
308
00:14:06,705 --> 00:14:08,755
That's two strikes.
Strike three?
309
00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:10,799
My fist against your skull!
310
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,550
[grunts of attack]
311
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,261
[long yell]
312
00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:17,139
This boat is fast,
but it can't catch up to a jet.
313
00:14:17,174 --> 00:14:19,975
Iron Man, can't you
just use your boot jets?
314
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:24,054
Oh, yeah, right,
[chuckles] now I feel silly.
315
00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:29,276
Don't cheese me off.
You won't like me when I'm cheesed.
316
00:14:29,311 --> 00:14:31,862
[laughs]
[roar]
317
00:14:35,615 --> 00:14:38,035
[all scream]
318
00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:39,661
Human chain!
319
00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:43,832
[music]
320
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:47,745
Look, friend, you may be
big and green and ugly...
321
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:51,457
[sniff] and smelly, but
there's only one Hulk!
322
00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,083
[attack roar]
323
00:14:58,248 --> 00:15:01,634
This is just like that "Bucket of
Baboons" toy I had when I was a kid.
324
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:03,260
Iron Man... [mixed cries]
325
00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:05,011
I'm Flying!
326
00:15:05,046 --> 00:15:08,265
Fist. Can I call you Fist?
We need a place to land.
327
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,600
[fighting grunts]
328
00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:11,644
Got it!
Just get me down there.
329
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,980
- Various: Oof!
- Watch out! Hey!
330
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,815
[giggling] Hey!
331
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:20,073
[music]
332
00:15:25,108 --> 00:15:26,825
Hulk, batter up!
333
00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:31,372
[chuckles] Yeah.
334
00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:33,832
[yelling]
335
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:37,753
Heeee-aaaah!
336
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,299
[long yell]
337
00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:46,970
[chuckles]
I told you not to cheese me off.
338
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:50,098
- Various: We're slipping!
- I can't hang on anymore!
339
00:15:57,599 --> 00:16:00,526
- Oh, I'm alive!
- You saved us!
340
00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:02,152
Again, again, again !
341
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:06,699
Obviously, I've overloaded
the wrong Gamma monster.
342
00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:09,993
This one will make a much better lackey.
343
00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:11,578
Hulk: Argh! Loki.
344
00:16:11,613 --> 00:16:14,373
There ain't no way to
hide your scrying eyes.
345
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,124
Oh-ho-ho!
346
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:17,917
[cheering]
347
00:16:17,952 --> 00:16:19,545
[roar]
[yelps]
348
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,129
Way to go, Hulk!
349
00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:23,006
Loki: Ugh! Never mind.
350
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,425
My plan is almost complete.
351
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:29,763
Soon, Loki will stand
on the throne of Asgard!
352
00:16:32,349 --> 00:16:34,309
Um, sit. Sit on the thr...
353
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,478
I mean, sitting would be m...
much more comfortable than...
354
00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:40,649
What are you looking at?!
Get back to work!
355
00:16:40,684 --> 00:16:43,109
[nonchalant humming]
356
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:46,863
Black Widow: Listen up.
We're holding a ton of you guys,
357
00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:48,991
so answer "present"
when your name is called.
358
00:16:49,026 --> 00:16:50,492
- Doc Ock.
- Present.
359
00:16:50,527 --> 00:16:52,494
- Venom.
- Presssent.
360
00:16:52,529 --> 00:16:54,412
- Abomination.
- Here!
361
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,247
- Mandarin.
- I'm here.
362
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,499
- Red Skull...
- Jawohl!
363
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,751
Loki: Arise, my Army.
364
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,419
[powering up]
365
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,964
Now, let's hop.
Hop. Big hop!
366
00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:06,341
[booming]
367
00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:10,345
- Fury, something's up.
- This is at least a code 16!
368
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,764
- Maybe 17!
- Ugh. Not again.
369
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:18,254
There.
The mansion is totally rebuilt.
370
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,313
[crash]
371
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:24,233
Aw man!
372
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,404
The supercriminals are all breaking out!
373
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:30,991
[grunt] They're
destroying the Helicarrier.
374
00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,742
Raaarh!
375
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:35,120
You owe me a house, Fury.
376
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,371
[roar]
377
00:17:40,368 --> 00:17:41,710
Thor. Good to see you.
378
00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:44,671
I found him whining
outside Avengers Tower.
379
00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:46,381
The Man of Spiders.
380
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:50,468
I wasn't whining, I was angsting.
Totally different.
381
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,387
[roar]
If we could just find the source
382
00:17:52,422 --> 00:17:54,263
of that weird blue energy.
383
00:17:54,298 --> 00:17:55,557
[metallic clang, crash]
384
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:58,862
[muttering nonsense]
385
00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:03,272
That's Norn Frost.
Oh, brother, what have you done?
386
00:18:03,307 --> 00:18:05,692
- Wahhh!
- Iron Man. Angst-y one!
387
00:18:05,727 --> 00:18:07,318
Come. Heimdall!
388
00:18:08,611 --> 00:18:10,155
[frustrated groan]
389
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,699
[static, beeps]
Finally.
390
00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:15,827
Oh no.
391
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:20,957
- Loki!
- Don't "Loki" me. I'm hideous.
392
00:18:20,992 --> 00:18:22,751
[gobbling]
393
00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:25,628
By my own Norn Frost enchantment,
394
00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:29,174
I have made myself
indescribably powerf...
395
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,677
- Oooh! Brain freeze.
- Quick, before he recovers.
396
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,054
Arrgh!
397
00:18:36,305 --> 00:18:37,682
I think he recovered.
398
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,576
[chortling] [tap]
Huh?
399
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:44,189
No-o-o! [giggling]
Stop.
400
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,690
Stop, it tickles!
401
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,943
I've never had that
reaction to my repulsor ray.
402
00:18:47,978 --> 00:18:50,028
Nor I to Mjolnir's lightning.
403
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,488
Loki has become unstoppable.
404
00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:54,282
[evil laugh, roar]
405
00:18:55,491 --> 00:18:58,245
Loki, what's all this about?
406
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,664
Oh, I just thought, you know,
meddle in the affairs of Earth,
407
00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:03,959
raise an army, and...
take the throne of Asgard.
408
00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:05,794
Sorry, I didn't get the last part.
409
00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:08,296
[gibberish]
410
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:11,424
- Take the throne of Asgard?
- Even I know that's not cool,
411
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:13,051
and I don't even know
what's going on.
412
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,761
[evil laughter]
413
00:19:14,796 --> 00:19:16,429
[squeaking on floor]
W-W-Whoa, w-whoa!
414
00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:17,806
Whoo! Oh no!
415
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,600
Oh, come on.
416
00:19:20,635 --> 00:19:22,602
T-t-tt-t-ttthh!
417
00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:24,938
Spinning! Out of control!
418
00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:29,692
I cannot let you slide
this time, brother.
419
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:31,805
Remove your enchantment, and vow to
420
00:19:31,806 --> 00:19:34,239
never again disturb
the peace of Midgard.
421
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,532
Now brother, let me counter with...
422
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,827
Ah. Remember when we were boys?
423
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:41,163
Not the hammer noogie.
Anything but that!
424
00:19:41,198 --> 00:19:44,707
I yield, I yield.
[powering down]
425
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:47,794
[evil cackle] [power down]
Huh?
426
00:19:47,829 --> 00:19:52,715
- [power down] Vat the...?
- That's our cue, heroes.
427
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:56,636
And another thing, Loki.
I must tell father Odin.
428
00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:59,681
Go ahead. Go crying to Papa.
429
00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,767
No... no, actually, please don't.
430
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,936
And don't tell him I
was watching the mirror.
431
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,190
He took away my scrying
privileges three centuries ago.
432
00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:09,691
Thor, I'm serious!
433
00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,234
- Puny god.
- Ahh!
434
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:12,944
[roar]
[beep]
435
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,487
I hate that guy.
436
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:18,041
- Mandarin: I don't like it here.
- Venom: It ssstinksss!
437
00:20:18,076 --> 00:20:19,584
Mandarin: The Mandarin will return!
438
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,377
Doc Ock: I've got a plan B...
It's not over!
439
00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:23,588
Abomination: It's never
over with Abomination.
440
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,924
Black Widow: Well, it looks
like the good guys won.
441
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,383
Earth is safe, Asgard is safe,
442
00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:29,716
Tony's Stark's house is
repaired, the Helicarrier
443
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:32,014
is back in the air, and
the bad guys are locked up.
444
00:20:32,049 --> 00:20:33,932
Ah, this is all my fault.
445
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,224
- Ah, here we go.
- Really?
446
00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:37,602
- Come on.
- Son, I don't mind angst.
447
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,605
I've even indulged in a little
brooding myself now and again.
448
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,858
But how can this possibly
be all your fault?
449
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,776
It'll come to me.
450
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,988
Well, I've got something
to chase the angst away.
451
00:20:48,023 --> 00:20:52,241
- A SHIELD security card.
- I can haz kebabs?
452
00:20:52,276 --> 00:20:56,412
Uh... sure. And...
a Spider-Bike.
453
00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:01,334
Score!
Goodbye, angst!
454
00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:03,850
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
[engine revving]
455
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:05,421
Ha-ha!
456
00:21:08,383 --> 00:21:10,969
So like I was saying,
great job, everybody.
457
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:12,679
- Yeah! - Huzza!
- Thanks for the help!
458
00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:15,057
- Defenders Dissemble!
- Kebabs all around.
459
00:21:15,092 --> 00:21:17,184
[whirring]
460
00:21:18,685 --> 00:21:20,770
What the...?
That can't be good.
461
00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:22,942
[screams] Why-y-y-y?
462
00:21:28,049 --> 00:21:30,018
[crash]
463
00:21:30,053 --> 00:21:31,519
Ahhh!
464
00:21:31,554 --> 00:21:33,354
Spider-Man's behind this,
I know it!
465
00:21:33,355 --> 00:21:34,855
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