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A-bomb: A-bomb's log,
stardate Tuesday,
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Nah, maybe Wednesday.
I kinda lost track.
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I know it's been a while, hulkees.
Let me get you up to speed.
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So, we freed skaar's home
planet from the leader,
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And jacked his ride
to fly us home.
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Except his spaceship's
navigation broke down
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And left us helplessly lost
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In the nothingness of space.
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This may be my final webisode.
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If we end up trapped for eons
inside this steel coffin,
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Doomed to wander forever in
the vast lonely cosmos...
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Rick, we've only been
gone three days.
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Hmm.
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A-bomb: Okay. Maybe
I exaggerated.
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I guess there are worse
spaceships to be stuck on.
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Leader didn't skimp
on the amenities.
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Check out the robo-butlers.
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Oh, that's nice. Mmm...
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A-bomb: A 3-d molecular printer that
can construct anything we design.
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Grr, hurry up, you stupid thing.
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(whirring)
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Not as good as my own
sweet gatling laser.
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But it should do the trick.
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A-bomb: And a fully-stocked
food synthesizing kitchen.
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Ah, skaar like popcorn on steak.
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(sniffing)
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A-bomb: Problem is...
It's all leader-sized.
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(crash)
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And seriously, one bathroom?
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Red hulk: Hey, which one
of you green thieves
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Made off with all
the toilet paper?
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Maybe you'd like to tell me
who's been swiping my tools?
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This nav system isn't
gonna fix itself.
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Who eat all skaar's meat snacks?
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(orb buzzes)
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Come to think of it, somebody has
been disabling my cameras too.
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Who cares about your
precious screwdrivers?
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I'd have just smashed
your stupid camera.
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Skaar hate table scraps!
Quit lying.
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Knock it off!
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We're all in this together.
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The last thing we need is
to turn on each other.
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Hmm... Looks like the t.P.
Perp left a clue.
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This way, smashers.
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A cargo bay? Weird.
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Starting to get the feeling
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We're not alone on this ship.
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Yeah, something stinks.
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Leader!
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I was beginning to wonder
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If you neanderthals would
ever figure it out.
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My thanks to you for the safe
passage off planet sakaar.
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I had clearly worn out
my welcome there.
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Not much of a leader
now, are you?
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Au contraire.
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I managed to lead you
straight into my trap.
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Ah, that hologram
trick never gets old.
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Now, get off my ship.
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(alarm beeping)
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Uh-oh.
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Red hulk: Hang on to somethin'!
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(all screaming)
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(screaming)
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Leader: Premise, can five
overgrown, gamma-infused behemoths
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Withstand oxygen deprivation
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And the cold vacuum of space?
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Conclusion,
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No.
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Ah, I'm losing my grip.
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(a-bomb screams)
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Rick!
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I got ya.
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Pair up and search the ship.
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Go!
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Leader: Your efforts
are doomed to failure.
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Aah!
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(grunting)
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Leader: Everything on my ship
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Was built to deal
with you monsters.
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Look familiar?
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It's a replica of the chamber
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You imprisoned me in.
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However, I've made
a few upgrades.
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Aah!
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(skaar sniffs)
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(growls) where leader?
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Skaar slash leader!
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Hang on, shaggy.
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I'll sniff him out with
the ship's bio-scanners.
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He's locked me out
of the system.
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Computer: Warning! Vessel
entering hostile solar system.
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Nice try, leader.
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But you're not gonna distract
me with some bogus warning.
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Let's see if I can bypass
his security manually.
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(electrical pops)
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Robots: Back-up security.
Activate.
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Show your ugly,
swollen mug, leader.
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This soldier needs
target practice.
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Dude, chill.
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We need him.
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He's the only one who can prove
our innocence back on earth.
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Oh, okay. So we
get a confession,
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Then we use him for
target practice.
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Leader: Target practice?
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Excellent idea.
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Oh, great.
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The walls are filled with guns.
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Hey, whoa! Uh-oh.
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Leader: Pity the lack of
gravity will put you lummoxes
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At a disadvantage.
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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Leader: How does it feel
to be completely helpless
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To save your friends?
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I think I'll send this
video back to earth
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To remind them of the
monster you really are.
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Then I'll make my
triumphant return,
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Having destroyed you all.
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They'll declare me a hero.
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(grunting)
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Hulk smash leader for good!
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Oh! I think I'm gonna hurl.
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I got a better idea.
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Come here, jones.
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I hurl you!
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Ha! Hurl? Hurl. I see
what you did there.
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Skaar slash! No!
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This is not good.
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Leader not smash friends!
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Hulk smash leader!
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(grunting)
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Whoa, cuz. Hey, take it easy.
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Calm down.
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A-bomb: It's all good, buddy.
We're safe.
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Did I overreact? Maybe.
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Was I gonna let leader
take another shot
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At wiping out my team?
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My family?
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No way.
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Never again.
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She-hulk: Bio-scanners
back online.
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I'm homing in on that
rat's hidey-hole.
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He's right here on the bridge.
In the wall!
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Leader: Pity you won't live
long enough to find me.
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(coughing)
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Gamma-oxide gas.
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Quite lethal.
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No!
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(coughing)
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Two choices.
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Flush out the gas.
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Or you buy it too.
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If it means defeating you,
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I'd rather perish.
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Not an option.
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Unhand me, you brutes!
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(whining)
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Stay back. I'm warning you.
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I say we toss him
out the airlock.
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Airlock. Airlock!
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Uh, what airlock?
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Wait! If we give
in to our anger,
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Then we're just the monsters
leader says we are.
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We're heroes. We protect life.
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All life.
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Right, big guy?
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Leader shrunk us, poisoned us,
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And framed us for
destroying our town.
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He doesn't deserve protection.
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It's the airlock for you.
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Wait.
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Stop! You're, you're bluffing.
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(growling)
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Thought you were
smart enough to know
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You can't reason with a monster.
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She-hulk: Hulk.
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You don't want to do this.
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It's just the anger talking.
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This isn't anger.
It's common sense.
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The universe would be
better off without him.
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(loud banging)
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(alarm beeps) well, sounds
like the universe disagrees.
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Hmm, what's that
you say, universe?
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You want to smash him
with a meteor shower?
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Okay by me.
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I can't clear this big
rock's gravitational field.
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That's 'cause that
"rock" is ego.
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The living planet.
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So in season one, ego
tried to smash earth.
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But we smashed him first.
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And here we are again.
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She-hulk: Now who's
shooting at us?
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Hulk: No one.
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Ego's fighting somebody else.
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And we're caught
in the crossfire.
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That ship has some
serious firepower.
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They good guys or bad guys?
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00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,850
Well, we know ego's bad.
201
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And they could use our help.
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I'll decide what to do with you
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After we show ego
a world of hurt.
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This is the latrine,
you barbarian.
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Ew...
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Don't you hulks
know how to flush?
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00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,902
It's backed up!
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00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,104
Ah, come on!
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00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,616
Ha, nice flying, shulkie.
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00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,284
Course not as nice
as my shootin'.
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You are guilty of interfering
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With the will of
the kree empire.
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Interferin'?
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00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,695
We just saved your
green-skirted butt.
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00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:36,034
You dare defy ronan the accuser?
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00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,271
Hey! We're on the same side.
217
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:43,008
We fought ego before.
We can help.
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You are the hulk.
219
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,979
Your might is legendary
throughout the galaxy.
220
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(laughing) cool. Hoodie here
must be a fan of my show.
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00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,950
You are, right?
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00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,319
Our meeting is indeed fortunate.
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Together, we shall act as ego's
judge, jury, and executioner.
224
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:04,029
Sorry. You lost me
at "executioner."
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00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:07,098
We could have destroyed
ego once before.
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00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,134
But we chose not to.
227
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,937
Look how well that turned out.
228
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,873
Wait, ego knows
the way to earth.
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00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,908
Maybe he can point us back home.
230
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,977
I know of your earth as well.
231
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,413
Ronan will guide you
to your planet.
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00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,114
In exchange for your help.
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00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,850
Hulk: Ronan, you got
yourself a deal.
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00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,456
Not sure I trust ronan...
235
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,291
Something about a guy
who shoots first,
236
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Asks questions later.
237
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,861
He's like red.
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00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,964
The kree empire is only like
one of the galaxy's oldest
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And most powerful civilizations,
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Composed of thousands of worlds.
241
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,438
So guess who burned
ronan a best-of dvd?
242
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If he's not a fan
of my webshow now,
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He will be.
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00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,279
Hulk: Only way to stop ego is
to smash past his rocky crust
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And into his brain pan.
246
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,849
Autopilot set to keep the ship
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In a safe orbit around ego.
248
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,855
You sure it's a good idea to leave
leader alone without a sitter?
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00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,790
We got a ride home with ronan.
250
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,025
Shulkie can remote control him
251
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,094
Into a black hole
for all I care.
252
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:14,032
You dare approach ego!
253
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,900
A-bomb: Ah, man, beard hair.
254
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,504
Skaar save hulk!
255
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,974
Red hulk: Reinforcements
incoming!
256
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,210
Yeah, burn, baby!
257
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:30,014
Tremble at the might of my
universal weapon, foul planetoid.
258
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,251
I could give thor a run for
his money with that hammer.
259
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,286
Once we get past
his outer defenses
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Ego's not so tough
on the inside.
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00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,324
A-bomb: Not another journey
262
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,760
To the center of planet snot!
263
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,495
I had a different route in mind.
264
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,800
Oh, oh, we're going
ear-spelunking?
265
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,235
Yay! I'll get my gear.
266
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,270
Oh, is that wax? Gross!
267
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,939
This should take us straight to
the big rock's little brain.
268
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:59,344
So, when did ego
attack your planet?
269
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,882
Ego has endangered worlds of the
kree empire time and again.
270
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,385
The punishment we deliver
will save billions of lives.
271
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,788
Ego shall face his accusers!
272
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,955
(beeping)
273
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,060
(yelling)
274
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,170
Probably not a good idea to
shout inside a giant ear.
275
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:29,374
A-bomb: So you all know, we're
just swimming in ear wax, right?
276
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,810
Red hulk: So you've
said five times, jones.
277
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,078
Ear wax not taste so bad.
278
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,180
Ew.
279
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,982
Ego: Hulks.
280
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,951
Go no further!
281
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,553
I warn you!
282
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,188
(beeping)
283
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,290
Aah! Noise hurts skaar's ears.
284
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,559
We're gonna hurt ego's worse.
285
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,395
(yells)
286
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,432
Everybody, bust that ear drum!
287
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,535
No!
288
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,375
(whimpering)
289
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,010
Oh, no!
290
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,014
Just like I remembered.
291
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,217
Lamest boss-level ever.
292
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,018
Now, you pay.
293
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,186
Please spare me.
294
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,421
Ego kept his promise
295
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,356
And avoided your earth.
296
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,624
Ego begs of you.
297
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,959
Little ego: Be reasonable!
298
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,127
Never try to reason
with a monster.
299
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,263
Aah!
300
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,633
(sigh)
301
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,970
I'm not a monster.
302
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,938
I'm supposed to be
one of the good guys
303
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,473
Who protects life.
304
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,076
Ego meant no harm.
305
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,078
Ego pulled your ship into
my orbit in the hopes
306
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,413
That you would defend
me from the kree!
307
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,548
Ego.
308
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,584
Now, you shall be judged.
309
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,953
Wait. They attacked you?
310
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,256
Ronan: An attack
more than justified.
311
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,991
Hulk: You're not gonna hurt him.
312
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,059
This device will cause no harm.
313
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,529
Ego, the living planet,
314
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,133
As punishment for your crimes
against the kree empire,
315
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,503
You are hereby sentenced
to be restrained.
316
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,907
About time somebody put a
leash on that beach ball.
317
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,241
(whimpering)
318
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,079
The device will allow us
to control the planetoid.
319
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,281
Use it as a weapon.
320
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,448
What?
321
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,989
He's gonna use ego as a weapon?
322
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,091
So ronan is a bad guy.
323
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,461
And I am so not giving
him my best-of dvd now.
324
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,963
He's gonna have to buy it.
325
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,564
Sorry, ronan.
326
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,934
Turning ego into your
personal planet of doom
327
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,368
Wasn't part of our deal.
328
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,203
Ronan: Defy me, hulk,
329
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,039
And you too will be judged.
330
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,708
(grunting)
331
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,348
To me, my kree warriors.
332
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,151
Hulk,
333
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:56,654
I will honor our agreement
and return you to earth,
334
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,958
If you leave ego to my justice.
335
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,193
Sorry. Deal's off.
336
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,329
Then you will all be judged.
337
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,499
Court's adjourned!
338
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,437
Whoo, hoo, hoo!
339
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,073
And you are hereby
sentenced to a smashing.
340
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,352
Nice horsey.
341
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,987
Let's set you free.
342
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:37,095
Ego was guilty of inflicting wanton
destruction across the galaxy.
343
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,998
That doesn't give you the
right to use him as a weapon.
344
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,167
Ego will pay for his crimes
345
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,169
By serving the kree empire.
346
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,515
I'll get that tech off you, ego.
347
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,783
(screaming)
348
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,720
Ugh. Wait.
349
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,423
If ego is separated
from his core for long,
350
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,758
Ego will perish!
351
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,259
I'll find a way to
get that thing off
352
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,528
And bring ya back here
before that happens.
353
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:10,528
Promise.
354
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,432
But I can't let ronan turn
you into a war machine.
355
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,600
(grunting)
356
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,438
There is no escape
from your accuser.
357
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:22,740
Aah!
358
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,412
Aah!
359
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,581
That's what we call a 7-10 split.
Bowling reference.
360
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,684
Keep him away from the kree!
361
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,088
Batter up!
362
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,589
Aah!
363
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,525
Skaar batter up too!
364
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,826
I got him, skaar.
365
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,795
Smashers, make for the surface.
366
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:46,631
Red! Skaar!
367
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,166
Cover the rear!
368
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,173
Ego, how do we get out of here?
369
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,841
Through the ocular chiasm.
370
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,143
Huh? That way. Ahead!
371
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,218
Skaar: Ugh, sticky.
372
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,853
Really, more goo?
373
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:09,855
Where are we now?
374
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,159
And why are we movin'?
375
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:21,265
A-bomb: Wait. We're
on ego's eyeball?
376
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,534
Bad enough I got a thing
about touching eyeballs.
377
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,636
Now I'm standing on one?
378
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,138
Why?
379
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:32,844
Why'd you lead us here?
380
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,745
We can't outrun them
through this crud.
381
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,447
You asked ego how to get out.
382
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,882
Ego led you out!
383
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,517
Now we're all doomed!
384
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,790
Ah, cry me a river, you
irritating punch-ball.
385
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,459
Wait. What happens when
you irritate an eye?
386
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,861
Tears!
387
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,463
Ew, everybody pop this peeper!
388
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,798
Here's red in your eye!
389
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,167
Skaar poke with sword!
390
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,205
Destroy them!
391
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,674
(rumbling)
392
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,682
It's a tear-nami!
393
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,552
Hold on!
394
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:19,857
I got ya.
395
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,861
You have my gratitude, hulk.
396
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,664
No one ever fought
for ego before.
397
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,932
Hold it together, ball boy.
398
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,800
We've had enough
tears for one day.
399
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,570
Now, there's a sight
for sore eyes.
400
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,772
We sent those baby
blues packing.
401
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,874
Why would the kree retreat?
402
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,910
Ego's no longer a
threat to them.
403
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,945
Ronan: You accomplished
nothing, hulk.
404
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,651
True, the kree
cannot control ego.
405
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,686
But he shall still
serve our purpose,
406
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,755
And save our homeworld.
407
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,557
What are you talking about?
408
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,593
Ego is to be sacrificed
to a greater evil.
409
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,963
What greater evil?
410
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,898
(rumbling)
411
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,846
We've seen that ship before,
412
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,848
Over vegas.
413
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,617
Galactus.
414
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,652
Why did it have to be galactus?
415
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,655
Yeah, I guess it was
kind of inevitable,
416
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:24,655
Giant living planet,
417
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:28,826
Ultra-powerful cosmic dude who
eats planets for breakfast.
418
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,361
These two were bound
to meet, right?
419
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,432
Red hulk: All that
crud about justice,
420
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,767
And ronan just wanted to
feed ego to galactus,
421
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,470
So he wouldn't chow
down on his homeworld.
422
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,605
In case nobody noticed,
423
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:41,839
We're standing on the planet
424
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,874
That the planet-eating
dude is gonna eat.
425
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,891
Firelord, my herald.
426
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,961
Prepare this world
to sate my hunger.
427
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,535
Would you still
protect ego, hulk?
428
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,870
Even now?
429
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,809
Sure, life is valuable.
430
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:18,809
All life.
431
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:22,013
But depending on
whose life it is,
432
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,383
Protecting it might end up
costing more than you can pay.
433
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,351
Hulk out.
434
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:28,919
Hopefully not for good.
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