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GOSSIP GIRL:
Good evening, followers.
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For those who might have been
living under a rock,
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maybe you haven't heard.
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There's a new Queen
of Constance.
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Over a million views
and counting
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on your last four TikToks.
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Tega reacted
and Lil Huddy parodied you.
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"Besting" is spreading faster
than chlamydia through Tisch.
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Still no response from Julien?
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But at least there's nothing
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about your mom's
grade-buying scandal either.
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You've bested even that.
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If Julien isn't coming for me,
then my reign will be
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as boring as hers was.
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Which is why you need
a worthy romantic interest
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with which to share your throne
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and cause immaculate pain to
on a daily basis.
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Candidate number one is ready
to meet if you are.
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-Um. Hi, I'm Skylar.
-Uh-uh.
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You're B.G. until I upgrade you.
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Skylar Goodwin,
13,000 followers.
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She's a senior at Spence,
lacrosse captain,
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student body vice president...
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No, too on the nose. Swipe left.
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(HUFFING)
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Can you believe it?
Our first public date.
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Not a hotel fuck
or a vestibule duck in days.
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-Those weren't all bad.
-(MAX WOLFE
AND AUDREY HOPE CHUCKLE)
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Hey, Stacey.
My usual table, please.
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Sorry, Max. We're booked up.
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-Excuse me?
-Maybe next time, try Resy?
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Did you just Resy me?
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It doesn't matter.
We'll go somewhere else.
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Yeah. Let's go.
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GOSSIP GIRL: Which brings me
to a question for all of you.
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Who are you now that things
have been turned inside out?
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Let's make a carbonara
like the Roman gods intended.
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Ingredients...
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The classic carbonara
has no cream.
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It's egg, cheese,
and a type of bacon
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called guanciale.
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Okay. I may have
undercooked it a little bit,
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so, uh, I hope
you like doughy over dente.
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(NICK LOTT CHUCKLES)
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The pasta's not the only thing
that's doughy.
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You've cooked every night
this week.
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The effort hasn't gone
unnoticed.
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-(ZOYA LOTT CHUCKLES)
-(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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ZOYA: Honestly,
I'm just glad I actually get
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cooking videos again
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after my For You page
was contaminated with deHaanTok.
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-Mm.
-(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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-Everything okay?
-(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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Yeah. Sorry.
Just... work stuff.
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I have a huge court case
in the morning.
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-Hmm.
-(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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♪ ("DARKSIDE" BY
AMBER MARK PLAYING) ♪
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♪ There's so much
Stressing 'bout ♪
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♪ All the doubts in my head... ♪
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Monet's "Who Wore It?" TikToks
are now officially
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a trend called "besting."
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-She does look good.
-Are you really going to keep
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playing pacifist
while Rome burns?
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I'm taking the high road.
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There's no such thing
as a one-sided war.
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Tell that to the Romans.
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GOSSIP GIRL:
But don't worry, Julien.
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Imitation is the sincerest form
of battery.
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-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-Only two more days together.
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(SIGHS) I'll fly up
from the campaign trail
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as soon as I can.
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All I have to do is stand
and smile by my mom, anyways.
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(OBIE BERGMANN LAUGHS)
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Maybe I could sneak
a hologram of myself in.
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Obie! And Grace.
It's so nice to see you.
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Yeah.
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We're at our usual spot
if you wanna join.
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-Feels like forever--
-Actually, we're just gonna go
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hang by the bar.
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GOSSIP GIRL: And after all,
a new world order
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only means one thing,
new problems.
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That was weird, right?
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Mm. Understandably. I mean,
we did get her wasted
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and put her meltdown
on every platform we could find.
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Which is exactly what
you need to be doing
to Monet, by the way.
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Devalue that currency, girl.
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Everyone is looking to you
to respond.
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Dakota even talked about it
on Drew.
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I don't care about some fake war
with a fake rival.
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What I care about are my friends
and mending those relationships,
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including Obie. And Grace.
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It would be easier to stop
the polar ice caps
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from melting.
You wanna do that next?
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You didn't have
to make it awkward.
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Look, just because
she apologized for what she did
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does not mean
that I'm ready to forgive her.
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So, can we talk about your mom?
'Cause I really wanna make sure
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-that she likes me.
-She's going to love you.
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I wanna make
a good impression.
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And you'll have
the perfect opportunity to.
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I was able to wrangle
an hour of her schedule
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for us to have tea with her
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before she's surrounded
by donors and diplomats
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at the big Amnesty International
fundraiser at the Guggenheim.
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Wherever you may have landed
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after the shakeup,
I hope it's on two feet.
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Because sources tell me
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this ground won't stay stable
for long.
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Till then, good night.
And good luck.
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♪ When I died, your atmosphere
Brought me back to life ♪
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♪ You make me feel
A little lighter ♪
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♪ The dark side gets
A little brighter ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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-(DISHES CLATTERING)
-(GASPS)
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Dad?
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-Kiwi? (LAUGHS)
-How did you get in?
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(GRUNTS) I still have a key.
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And look, I made your favorite.
Banana pancakes.
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You didn't have any bananas,
or syrup, so I improvised.
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What are you doing in the city?
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Big textile convention
at the Javits Center.
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I was able to land a meeting
with a distributor
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who has a line on some
second-run Turkish fabric,
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which I can turn over
for a sweet markup.
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Wow. That's great, Dad.
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I'm sure you're busy educating
future presidents all day
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and becoming
the next Harper Lee at night,
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but any chance you can
squeeze in
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some Kiwi catchup time
this afternoon?
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Of course! Do you wanna come by
the school around 3:00?
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You can meet my friends,
see where I work.
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That sounds like a date.
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Mm!
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So good!
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(CAR HORN HONKING)
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Four-point-four-eight!
Four-point-four-eight!
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Is that a bad thing?
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-I was a 4.22 last week.
-Oh, so it's a good thing.
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No! Of course not.
A low rating means
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that they're jealous of
what they picked you up from
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or witnessed.
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Ticking up is bad.
It's very, very bad.
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No table at Odeon?
No comps at Dame?
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-Waiting in line at Ostbahnhof?
-You waited in line?
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See? Thank you.
She gets it. Diagnosis?
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Your cachet's based
on everyone's desire
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to fuck you.
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Now that you've gone
from Élite to Baby-Sitters Club,
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you might as well
have moved to Austin.
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So you're saying
now that the world knows
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he's in a relationship,
he's boring?
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LUNA LA: Exactly.
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Maybe you need your very own
Manhattan Maxploration.
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That helped me
when my image needed updating.
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No. No. You can't explore
a barren ground.
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This is absurd. But nothing
I can't fix by end of the day.
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-How?
-How?
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By helping you do
what you do best.
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Throwing a party.
A debaucherous, drug-fueled,
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who's-who and who's-under-who,
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proving, in sheep's clothing
or out, you are still the Wolfe.
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You don't even have to partake.
You just have to present.
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From participant
to promoter is a level up.
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I get to meet your dad?
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The man
behind your origin story?
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The one who begat the woman
who begat a revolution?
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Mm. These days,
he mostly begets
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refurbished furniture,
but you'll love him.
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Everyone does. Apparently,
that gene skips a generation.
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Shubin's been stonewalling me
ever since I sent in the tip
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that got Burton fired.
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Speaking of, hot goss
on the new head teacher.
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-She's like our age.
-Which "our"? Yours or mine?
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MIKE: Don't know. Totally crazy.
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DUVALL: Oh, my God.
I know. That's...
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-Greetings! Headmistress Duva--
-WENDY: Teacher.
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Uh. Teacher Du-- Uh.
Head Teacher Duvall.
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Jordan Glassberg,
computer science.
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l loo-- I look forward
to working with you.
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Hi, Jordan.
And you must be Kate.
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How'd you guess?
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Oh, Mike and I have been
friends since grad school.
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He's been, uh, filling me in
on where the bodies are buried.
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-Oh. (CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES) That's so good.
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OBIE: So, when does Tiff get in?
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This morning. She's taking
the train down from Exeter,
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so I guess, like, 10:00?
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She's literally
the coolest friend I have.
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I can't wait for you
to meet her.
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Great! You're here.
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Yeah, and I'm in the middle
of a conversation
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-with my girlfriend.
-That's who I was talking to.
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Hot chai
with vanilla sweet cream foam?
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My favorite order.
How'd you know?
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You mentioned it was
your go-to afternoon pick-me-up
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over New Year's Eve,
and I'm a good listener.
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Yeah, because you and Monet
were trying to sabotage her.
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I was just...
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Let's just finish this up
inside.
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Less... (INHALES) ...noisy.
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Maybe "crash and burn"
is a good place to stop.
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I'm getting contact basic,
anyway.
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(SIGHS) If she's here to stay,
as it appears she is,
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I need her to like me,
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or our entire friend group
falls apart!
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Look what Monet has done.
Everything's fallen apart.
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I'm a Met step five.
What are you?
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Seven.
We can't be seen together.
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Let me get in good with Grace,
and then I'll tackle Monet.
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That's right. Twelve dozen
of the Kumamoto oysters,
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and then six cases
of the Larson Blanc de Blancs.
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This is clearly
reserved seating.
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PIPPA:
And this is your first warning.
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Three of these,
and you have to use
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the teacher's entrance
for a month.
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(SIGHS)
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You said you had
updates for me?
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Yes. We found you
the perfect candidate.
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Tiff Meyers.
An ambassador's daughter,
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a regular
on Forbes 21 Under 21,
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rumored dalliances
with both Jojo and Auli'i.
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She wrote a viral essay at 14
on renewable energy
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that was presented
by Kamala herself
on the Senate floor.
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She's the power lesbian
of solar power.
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BIANCA BREER:
There's just one problem.
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Her best friend
is someone you know.
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How is that a problem?
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(MONET DE HAAN GROANS)
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-GRACE BYRON:
You have a good day at school.
-OBIE: See you later.
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-Hi, Grace!
-Gracie!
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Oh, I just wanted to ask
if you wanted to hang out today
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after school.
Mine, not yours. Do you even...
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Home school.
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-How lucky!
-That tracks.
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I just wanted to know
if you wanted to go
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shopping with me
at the same time.
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It's just, you know,
we haven't spoken
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since the whole misunderstanding
in Hudson.
239
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And I have so regretted my part
in Julien's manipulations.
240
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That was your idea, Monet. And--
241
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-But which I agreed to, so...
-Right.
242
00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:23,460
These are both
such lovely offers.
243
00:10:23,527 --> 00:10:25,228
Perhaps we can combine them?
244
00:10:25,295 --> 00:10:28,132
Oh. Oh, well,
the personal shopping experience
245
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that I booked for us
at Reformation,
246
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um, only allows two at a time.
247
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-That's too bad.
-Mm.
248
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Okay. I can see if,
um, they can expand.
249
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But please watch my back
for any fountains.
250
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I didn't push you...
251
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We'll see you at 3:00.
252
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-Great.
-Great.
253
00:10:44,882 --> 00:10:45,983
-Okay.
-Can't wait.
254
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Perfect.
255
00:10:47,852 --> 00:10:49,820
Good luck, bitch.
She only has room
256
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for one bestie,
and it's going to be me.
257
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I'll make sure of it. Girls!
258
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You want in the door
tomorrow,
259
00:10:59,163 --> 00:11:03,000
you walk through
those doors... in this.
260
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,869
GOSSIP GIRL:
Looks like this armistice
261
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is armed and dangerous.
262
00:11:07,439 --> 00:11:09,006
What was once peace
263
00:11:09,073 --> 00:11:11,874
-is about to be blown to pieces.
-(SIGHS)
264
00:11:11,941 --> 00:11:14,478
How's Operation Feed and Forgive
working out for you?
265
00:11:14,545 --> 00:11:16,714
Mm, I think I'm one more
TikTok recipe away
266
00:11:16,781 --> 00:11:18,282
from being ungrounded.
267
00:11:18,349 --> 00:11:19,817
So, what do you say
to a celebratory sleepover
268
00:11:19,884 --> 00:11:23,320
at my house? You, me,
a two-person in-PJs
269
00:11:23,387 --> 00:11:25,088
reading of an Alice Childress,
270
00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:26,857
directed by and starring me,
of course,
271
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but with occasional
supporting performances
272
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,661
from you?
273
00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:32,295
Maybe we should stick
to my house?
274
00:11:32,362 --> 00:11:34,731
Okay, I know my dad
was kind of an asshole, but...
275
00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:37,667
I mean, your dad probably
isn't even around that much
276
00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,804
right now,
what with his big promotion.
277
00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:40,971
Why'd you say it like that?
278
00:11:41,038 --> 00:11:42,472
-Okay.
-(BELL RINGING)
279
00:11:42,539 --> 00:11:43,974
Don't freak,
but my dad checked
280
00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,809
with his lawyer friend
at your dad's firm,
281
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:48,273
she says they haven't promoted
anyone all year.
282
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,441
They're in a hiring freeze.
283
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:50,915
Wait, did you ask him
to do that?
284
00:11:50,982 --> 00:11:52,082
Shan, my dad's not a liar.
285
00:11:52,149 --> 00:11:53,583
He was on the phone
all of last night
286
00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,219
preparing for a case
he's in court for right now.
287
00:11:55,286 --> 00:11:57,188
Forget it, Z. I wasn't trying
to start something. I just--
288
00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:59,657
Yes, you were.
And I'll finish it.
289
00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:01,859
(PHONE RINGING)
290
00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:03,321
RECEPTIONIST: Outten and Golden.
291
00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:05,028
Hi, Bradley. This is Zoya Lott.
292
00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:06,230
Um, I was wondering if you knew
293
00:12:06,297 --> 00:12:07,998
when my dad was coming out
of court today.
294
00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:09,666
RECEPTIONIST:
No court dates today.
295
00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:12,404
Your dad took the morning off.
Let me transfer you to his cell.
296
00:12:12,471 --> 00:12:14,974
(LINE RINGING)
297
00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:20,379
(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)
298
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,982
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
299
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:26,550
GREYSON DE HAAN: Nicholas!
300
00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:29,086
-Thanks for coming in.
-NICK: Hey.
301
00:12:29,153 --> 00:12:31,456
-Mr. De Haan.
-Huh. Call me Greyson.
302
00:12:32,256 --> 00:12:33,558
Yeah. Shall we?
303
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:34,754
NICK: We shall. We shall.
304
00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:38,428
-(BELL RINGS)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
305
00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:40,964
-Yeah, no, it was totally crazy.
"Get out of our way!" (LAUGHS)
-(DUVALL LAUGHING)
306
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:42,733
You don't think he'd actually...
307
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,736
Tell her you sent the tip in
that got her predecessor fired?
308
00:12:45,803 --> 00:12:47,270
You know him better
than we do.
309
00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:50,074
How well do you know him,
by the way?
310
00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:52,376
The only one
with job security here is you,
311
00:12:52,443 --> 00:12:55,212
and the only thing
you care about
is a one-sided rivalry
312
00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:56,613
with Magic Mike?
313
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,917
Duvall told me this morning
to "use less words,"
314
00:12:59,984 --> 00:13:02,119
and if I was
"always this much energy."
315
00:13:02,186 --> 00:13:03,520
But what do we do?
316
00:13:03,587 --> 00:13:05,923
Convince Mike sending in
the tip was impulsive,
317
00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:07,825
that you're deeply passionate
about your beliefs,
318
00:13:07,892 --> 00:13:09,426
and sometimes
you get carried away.
319
00:13:09,493 --> 00:13:11,997
He'd never believe me!
He'd see right through it!
320
00:13:12,697 --> 00:13:14,231
You could talk to him maybe?
321
00:13:14,298 --> 00:13:15,800
Hearing it
from someone else could--
322
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:18,068
-DENNIS KELLER: Hey!
-Dad! You're early!
323
00:13:18,135 --> 00:13:19,303
Uh, Jordan, Wendy.
324
00:13:19,369 --> 00:13:20,905
It's a pleasure to meet you,
Mr. Keller.
325
00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:23,775
-Pleasure is mine.
-Do I seem like a lot to you?
326
00:13:23,842 --> 00:13:25,175
KATE KELLER:
Should we grab a bite?
327
00:13:25,242 --> 00:13:26,443
There's a really great
halal cart...
328
00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,913
Oh! Got us a reservation
at Rosa Mexicano.
329
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,048
Only the best for my Kiwi.
330
00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:33,917
Uh, let me grab my purse.
Might be expensive.
331
00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:36,588
Uh, you guys will talk
to that student for me, right?
332
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:38,657
You can count on us, Kiwi.
333
00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:40,585
-(BELL RINGING)
-Hmm.
334
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:43,595
Jordan...
you should use less words.
335
00:13:45,163 --> 00:13:49,000
(MUTTERING) "You can..."
Six words.
336
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:52,003
GIDEON WOLFE: (SIGHS)
Are you sure about the Bottega?
337
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,339
I think your father would prefer
the Etro.
338
00:13:55,472 --> 00:13:57,735
Nope! No, no, no.
Hey, look, Pops is gonna love
339
00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:00,044
whatever you wear, I promise.
You look great!
340
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,478
I don't know
what makes me more nervous.
341
00:14:01,545 --> 00:14:02,679
My first night away
with your father
342
00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:04,815
since the separation,
or whatever's happening here.
343
00:14:04,882 --> 00:14:07,351
MAX: Um, all you have
to worry about is being late.
344
00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:08,518
-All right.
-Okay?
345
00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:10,153
Uh, have fun, boys.
And don't...
346
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:11,288
touch the Haring.
347
00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:12,457
-He's been through enough.
-Okay.
348
00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:16,894
OBIE: (GROANS) I'm nervous, Ak.
349
00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,195
What if Grace's mom
doesn't like me?
350
00:14:18,262 --> 00:14:20,164
I'd be more nervous
you won't like her.
351
00:14:20,231 --> 00:14:22,833
Charlotte Byron makes
the Tea Party look like...
352
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,669
well, uh, a tea party.
Didn't she campaign for Trump?
353
00:14:25,736 --> 00:14:27,372
OBIE: What, like your dad
and my parents would have
354
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:28,872
if they were from here?
355
00:14:28,939 --> 00:14:32,476
Look, Grace is not like that,
all right? She's like one of us.
356
00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:35,312
I know you are nervous
about making a good impression.
357
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:37,214
-(SIGHS)
-AKI MENZIES: You like Grace,
and I get it.
358
00:14:37,281 --> 00:14:38,782
-Yeah.
-Don't stress.
359
00:14:38,849 --> 00:14:41,318
You know if I could be there
for support, I would, all right?
360
00:14:41,385 --> 00:14:43,587
I get it. Your boyfriend's party
takes precedence.
361
00:14:43,654 --> 00:14:45,856
I think he needs you
a lot more than I do.
362
00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:48,853
I don't care if your cousin's
getting married.
363
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,895
You're the only bartender
in the tri-state area
364
00:14:50,962 --> 00:14:52,229
who can make
a half-decent Vesper.
365
00:14:52,296 --> 00:14:54,298
So get your shit together
and be here by 6:00.
366
00:14:54,365 --> 00:14:58,703
Your ratios are all off.
If I wanted CBD, I'd go to CVS.
367
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,505
We normally have more,
but Lucas Hedges
368
00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:02,039
just bought the bulk of it.
369
00:15:02,106 --> 00:15:03,707
He's hosting a rager
in Brooklyn Heights.
370
00:15:03,774 --> 00:15:05,675
We have pre-rolled joints
we can give you on discount.
371
00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:08,278
Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
Well, I can guarantee you
372
00:15:08,345 --> 00:15:11,182
that, uh, there's never been
a rager in Brooklyn Heights,
373
00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:12,583
and that pale-faced ginge
374
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,919
wouldn't know the difference
between dank and ditch, okay?
375
00:15:14,986 --> 00:15:18,055
So you can give him your mids
and me your fire,
376
00:15:18,122 --> 00:15:20,224
or I'll put your number
on Telegram
377
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,259
and you'll be doing frat runs
the rest of your life.
378
00:15:22,326 --> 00:15:25,562
(SIGHS) Okay. Ladies, hi.
So, I think there might be
379
00:15:25,629 --> 00:15:29,066
a little bit of confusion
on where you are right now.
380
00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,668
See, Mr. Wolfe has been one of
your most consistent customers.
381
00:15:31,735 --> 00:15:33,838
So I think whatever inventory
you're thinking of
382
00:15:33,905 --> 00:15:36,108
handing over to Hedges,
you can redirect.
383
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,747
We'll pay double?
384
00:15:44,382 --> 00:15:45,415
-Sold.
-Sold.
385
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:46,984
♪ ("YOUR AGE" BY
RINA SAWAYAMA PLAYS)
386
00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:48,986
♪ Not a secret, not a problem ♪
387
00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:50,754
-♪ Not a symptom or cure... ♪
-(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING)
388
00:15:50,821 --> 00:15:52,990
Only one of us is walking out
of here Grace's friend. Okay?
389
00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:54,258
How does it look?
390
00:15:54,325 --> 00:15:55,760
-GRACE: Almost ready!
-We can both be.
391
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,661
Why does everything
have to be a battle?
392
00:15:57,728 --> 00:15:59,496
I really like the emerald green.
393
00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:01,765
Do you really think
that they want puppies and hugs?
394
00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:04,769
No, that's for Hillary Duff.
Do you want to be dueting
395
00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:06,871
with your younger self
ten years from now,
396
00:16:06,938 --> 00:16:09,439
showcasing just how little
happened in between?
397
00:16:09,506 --> 00:16:12,109
Or do you wanna keep grabbing
those brass rings
398
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:13,944
until you have
full fucking grills?
399
00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:15,879
I want neither of those things.
400
00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:17,576
Okay. So, when I'm done
with you,
401
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,750
that wish will be my command.
402
00:16:18,817 --> 00:16:20,417
Why do you even wanna be
her friend anyway?
403
00:16:20,484 --> 00:16:22,887
She's not big on social media,
and her mom
redistricted Virginia.
404
00:16:22,954 --> 00:16:25,455
Why do you?
She's dating your ex.
405
00:16:25,522 --> 00:16:26,891
-(SIGHS)
-And she's basic as fuck.
406
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:28,992
-(DOOR OPENS)
-Oh!
407
00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:31,662
I know what you're feeling.
It's a little out of
your wheelhouse.
408
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,198
But I think
you've never looked better.
409
00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:34,797
But is it me?
410
00:16:34,864 --> 00:16:37,968
Yeah, Julien has a tendency
to only think about herself.
411
00:16:38,035 --> 00:16:39,569
What about... Hmm!
412
00:16:39,636 --> 00:16:42,173
-This is more you. Am I right?
-That is so cute.
413
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,808
It is. So try it on.
414
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,910
And then we'll head over
to everyone's fave,
415
00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:47,712
Scotch and Soda!
416
00:16:49,113 --> 00:16:50,149
(SIGHS SHARPLY)
417
00:17:00,759 --> 00:17:01,959
ZOYA: You didn't answer my call.
418
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,760
NICK: Excuse me? I was--
419
00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:05,595
-I was in court.
-Not according to your office.
420
00:17:05,662 --> 00:17:07,231
They said you took
the morning off.
421
00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:09,333
So is honesty
really the best policy?
422
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,368
-Let's find out.
-(NICK SIGHS)
423
00:17:11,435 --> 00:17:13,872
I didn't wanna say anything
until I was sure
it was happening.
424
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,974
The promotion,
it just isn't enough money.
425
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,608
I've started looking for
a new job.
426
00:17:18,675 --> 00:17:21,145
And I had an interview
in the employment
litigation department
427
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:22,813
at Debevoise and Plimpton.
428
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,048
Dad, why didn't you
just tell me that?
429
00:17:25,115 --> 00:17:27,318
I'm, like, always burdening you
with bad news.
430
00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:29,754
So I wanted to make sure
this was solid before sharing.
431
00:17:29,821 --> 00:17:30,987
It's still not done,
432
00:17:31,054 --> 00:17:32,890
but I'm meeting
one of the partners
at a charity event
433
00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:35,392
-at the Guggenheim tonight.
-(SIGHS)
434
00:17:35,459 --> 00:17:38,762
Z, it's fine. We just have to be
patient with each other.
435
00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:41,266
Trust takes time to rebuild,
for both of us.
436
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:52,543
Do you know what my favorite
thing about Kate is?
437
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:53,744
-Her sense of duty.
-God. (EXHALES)
438
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:57,047
Obviously, she can be intense,
but her intentions are good.
439
00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:59,745
Everything she does, she does
because she deeply cares.
440
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,518
-Jordan...
-She cares so much.
441
00:18:01,585 --> 00:18:04,521
-Which is why she--
-She sent you
to talk her up to me.
442
00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:06,524
-No. No, of course not.
-Yeah.
443
00:18:06,591 --> 00:18:07,927
Totally and completely.
444
00:18:08,493 --> 00:18:09,728
Why am I not surprised?
445
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,299
What the fuck was that?
446
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:17,801
What do you want from me?
I'm a lot!
447
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,571
I have to save my own job too.
448
00:18:20,138 --> 00:18:22,306
(SLURPS)
449
00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:23,808
(CELLPHONE VIBRATES, CHIMES)
450
00:18:24,942 --> 00:18:26,743
Reservation for Keller.
451
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:29,213
Right this way.
The other member of your party's
already been seated.
452
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,650
-Other member?
-My girlfriend, Theresa.
453
00:18:32,683 --> 00:18:34,219
Can't wait
for my two fave girls to meet.
454
00:18:37,521 --> 00:18:38,991
-DENNIS: Hey.
-Sweetie.
455
00:18:40,557 --> 00:18:42,592
-WAITER: Here you go.
-MONET: Mm!
456
00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:45,330
(GASPS) How'd you know
this is my favorite?
457
00:18:45,997 --> 00:18:47,898
Oh, I just had a feeling.
458
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:49,599
Only one bagel, though.
459
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,635
Can't be late
to meet my mom and Obie.
460
00:18:51,702 --> 00:18:53,237
It's been so nice
spending the afternoon
461
00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:54,404
getting to know you.
462
00:18:54,471 --> 00:18:56,173
MONET: You know,
your mom is super impressive.
463
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,141
Is it true
that at the age of 25,
464
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,977
she became the mayor
of Big Stone Gap?
465
00:19:00,044 --> 00:19:03,113
-You know Big Stone?
-Yeah. It's, um...
466
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,816
There's a movie
called Big Stone Gap
467
00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:06,984
starring Ashley Judd
and Patrick Wilson.
468
00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:09,352
Yeah! It's--
It's one of my fave rom coms.
469
00:19:09,419 --> 00:19:12,790
Mine too!
Patrick Wilson is so dreamy.
470
00:19:12,857 --> 00:19:14,058
The dreamiest!
471
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,593
Um, Obie mentioned
that you used to ride.
472
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,361
When I was younger,
my grandma had this horse...
473
00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:20,130
Obie didn't mention my accident?
474
00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:23,566
Jules! How could you forget
about Grace's accident?
475
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,268
-Um... (CHEWS)
-BIANCA: Found it! Found it.
476
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:27,437
Sorry. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. She...
477
00:19:27,504 --> 00:19:28,771
-BIANCA: Grace fell...
-Mm. She fell.
478
00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:30,441
Her favorite horse, Buttercup,
stepped on her face.
479
00:19:30,508 --> 00:19:34,411
...favorite horse, uh,
Buttercup, stepped on her face.
480
00:19:34,478 --> 00:19:37,147
I lost my front tooth
and could've died.
481
00:19:37,214 --> 00:19:38,783
-Never rode again.
-MONET: Mm.
482
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:40,150
That's horrific.
483
00:19:40,217 --> 00:19:42,185
MONET: But I'm so glad
you're finding new hobbies.
484
00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:44,154
You're into soap carving, right?
485
00:19:44,221 --> 00:19:45,789
BIANCA: She won a competition
last year at...
486
00:19:45,856 --> 00:19:47,457
MONET: Yeah, I saw that you won
a championship...
487
00:19:47,524 --> 00:19:49,893
-(CELLPHONE DISCONNECTED)
-...at...
488
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:54,932
Gothenburg! Monet?
(GASPS) She hung up?
489
00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:56,534
-GRACE: Gothenburg.
-Yeah.
490
00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:57,969
It was in Gothenburg.
491
00:19:58,036 --> 00:20:00,037
I love Sweden!
We should do a girls' trip
492
00:20:00,104 --> 00:20:01,371
to the fjords this summer.
493
00:20:01,438 --> 00:20:03,909
-I'd love that!
-So would I.
494
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,044
And then...
(CLEARS THROAT) ...T and I
495
00:20:07,111 --> 00:20:09,546
are planning a cruise
to Jamaica.
496
00:20:09,613 --> 00:20:12,249
I gotta tell ya,
she's put a spring
back into my step.
497
00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:13,785
And you in mine, Den.
498
00:20:13,852 --> 00:20:15,687
Your father
is quite the character.
499
00:20:15,754 --> 00:20:17,220
Indeed he is.
500
00:20:17,287 --> 00:20:19,656
Ah! Don't you even
think about it.
501
00:20:19,723 --> 00:20:22,059
I gotta get to my meeting.
But I want to tell you
502
00:20:22,126 --> 00:20:24,695
how happy it has made me
503
00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:27,066
having lunch
with my two girls.
504
00:20:28,132 --> 00:20:30,668
I will see you later.
505
00:20:30,735 --> 00:20:34,073
-(KISSES) Bye, sweetie.
-Bye. Thank you.
506
00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:37,209
(SIGHS, CHUCKLES)
507
00:20:38,576 --> 00:20:41,111
Um... Jamaica.
508
00:20:41,178 --> 00:20:42,913
I know you don't know me at all,
509
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,281
but I'm--
I'm not the kind of woman
510
00:20:44,348 --> 00:20:45,549
who has blinders on.
511
00:20:45,616 --> 00:20:48,185
He told me about his past,
how hard it was for you
512
00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:49,520
and your mom.
513
00:20:49,587 --> 00:20:51,723
But he's turned a corner, truly.
514
00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:54,393
He's in therapy.
Did you know that?
515
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,826
I didn't know that.
516
00:20:56,893 --> 00:20:59,596
MONET: Oh! This pic of you
and your twin brother
517
00:20:59,663 --> 00:21:01,899
is so cute!
Are you two close, G?
518
00:21:01,966 --> 00:21:03,167
"G"?
519
00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:05,368
Not really.
Jake and I shared a womb
520
00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:07,872
for nine months,
but not much else.
521
00:21:07,939 --> 00:21:10,007
Monet, we've been doing this
for twenty minutes.
522
00:21:10,074 --> 00:21:11,542
I'm already late
to meet my mom and Obie.
523
00:21:11,609 --> 00:21:13,645
But I'm so loving your looks.
Come on, just one more.
524
00:21:15,146 --> 00:21:18,648
-OMG. You know Tiff Meyers?
-She's my best friend.
525
00:21:18,715 --> 00:21:20,217
I'm seeing her tonight.
Why do you ask?
526
00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:21,346
What a coincidence!
527
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:24,555
I have had the biggest crush
on her from afar for ages.
528
00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:27,624
-She's like the me of Exeter.
-That is a coincidence.
529
00:21:27,691 --> 00:21:29,259
Do you think
that you could introduce us?
530
00:21:29,326 --> 00:21:31,428
Um, sorry, my mee-maw taught me
531
00:21:31,495 --> 00:21:34,292
to never get involved
in other people's relationships.
532
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,269
If it goes badly, you could lose
a friend. I'm sorry.
533
00:21:37,802 --> 00:21:39,203
Are you kidding me?
534
00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:41,238
I just spent the entire day
pretending that you don't have
535
00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:44,742
the taste of a 25-year-old mom
from Tenafly, and for what?
536
00:21:44,809 --> 00:21:46,910
That's what you guys were doing?
537
00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:49,680
-You two are unbelievable.
-No, no, no! I wasn't-- It--
538
00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:51,550
-The-- I had nothing to d--
-(MONET CHUCKLING)
539
00:21:53,351 --> 00:21:55,653
How lovely to be dragged down
by you again.
540
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,654
I'll bounce back. And faster.
541
00:21:57,721 --> 00:22:00,653
-Synthetics usually do.
-MONET: (GASPS) Ooh...
542
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,159
She's waking up.
543
00:22:02,226 --> 00:22:04,361
♪ ("ALL THE FEELS"
BY SCAVENGER HUNT PLAYING) ♪
544
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:07,131
♪ Tell me, is this real... ♪
545
00:22:07,198 --> 00:22:12,836
Well, this party has flatlined.
Time of death, 7:32 p.m.
546
00:22:12,903 --> 00:22:14,105
It's early still.
547
00:22:14,172 --> 00:22:15,673
Yeah, and a lot of people
already came.
548
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,641
Yeah, pre-game, Hope. Pre-game.
549
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:20,072
They're not coming back.
And what's worse,
550
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,512
my friends from Berlin
are in town,
551
00:22:21,579 --> 00:22:23,141
and they didn't invite me
to the reunion
552
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,049
they're apparently having
without me.
553
00:22:25,116 --> 00:22:26,784
I mean, what,
did our summer at sea
554
00:22:26,851 --> 00:22:28,287
mean nothing to them?
555
00:22:31,855 --> 00:22:33,324
AUDREY: Well, it says here
that they're going
556
00:22:33,391 --> 00:22:34,992
to that charity event
at the Guggenheim
557
00:22:35,059 --> 00:22:36,527
that Grace's mom is in town for.
558
00:22:36,594 --> 00:22:37,728
Yeah, so?
559
00:22:37,795 --> 00:22:40,264
AUDREY: So maybe
we're thinking too small.
560
00:22:40,331 --> 00:22:42,732
I mean, why be a local sensation
when you can be a global one?
561
00:22:42,799 --> 00:22:44,535
I mean, if you're trying
to get your rep back up,
562
00:22:44,602 --> 00:22:46,436
all you need to do
is do what you do best,
563
00:22:46,503 --> 00:22:48,538
cross borders and boundaries.
564
00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:50,808
♪ I feel like I'm
Hallucinating... ♪
565
00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,143
(CELLPHONE KEYPAD CLACKING)
566
00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:55,479
-STAFFER: Senator.
-CHARLOTTE: Thanks.
567
00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:58,048
I'm a Bowman Brothers straight,
one rock, but I assumed
568
00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:01,652
you'd prefer a Coke
mixed with orange soda?
569
00:23:01,719 --> 00:23:03,022
You know about Spezi?
570
00:23:03,821 --> 00:23:05,989
I have a great staff.
571
00:23:06,056 --> 00:23:09,126
Since anyone in my orbit
is under a microscope,
572
00:23:09,193 --> 00:23:11,829
I have to.
I know a lot about you.
573
00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:13,731
Anything that I should, uh,
574
00:23:13,798 --> 00:23:15,132
I should be afraid of?
575
00:23:15,199 --> 00:23:16,868
I have a strong aversion
to drama.
576
00:23:16,935 --> 00:23:18,235
As you should.
577
00:23:18,302 --> 00:23:20,105
I'm pretty turned off
by it as well.
578
00:23:21,805 --> 00:23:24,975
Doesn't mean you're not still
surrounded by it.
579
00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:28,512
The smallest bit of scandal,
even on the periphery,
580
00:23:28,579 --> 00:23:30,881
can sink my reelection plans.
581
00:23:30,948 --> 00:23:32,349
I'm not saying I don't approve.
582
00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:34,186
Your family's reputation
precedes them.
583
00:23:35,486 --> 00:23:39,222
I'm only asking that perhaps
you keep this in mind
584
00:23:39,289 --> 00:23:40,992
regarding the company you keep.
585
00:23:41,059 --> 00:23:42,526
(DOOR OPENING)
586
00:23:42,593 --> 00:23:45,295
-Hi!
-Let's put a pin
in that for now.
587
00:23:45,362 --> 00:23:47,397
-There you are, darling.
-I'm so sorry I'm late.
588
00:23:47,464 --> 00:23:48,799
We've made good use
of our time together.
589
00:23:48,866 --> 00:23:50,034
Haven't we, Otto?
590
00:23:50,101 --> 00:23:51,536
I'm glad
he's accompanying us...
591
00:23:51,603 --> 00:23:52,837
-Yeah.
-...to tonight's event.
592
00:23:54,506 --> 00:23:56,440
Mm! Looking good.
593
00:23:56,507 --> 00:23:59,777
I'll be back by 10:00.
Just gonna shake hands and pray.
594
00:23:59,844 --> 00:24:01,313
-Good luck.
-Bye, Z.
595
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:02,680
(DOOR CLOSING)
596
00:24:02,747 --> 00:24:04,314
ZOYA: Hey, Dad.
You forgot your...
597
00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:06,986
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
598
00:24:24,368 --> 00:24:25,870
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
599
00:24:28,039 --> 00:24:29,907
(PHONE RINGING)
600
00:24:29,974 --> 00:24:31,242
SHAN BARNES: Uh-oh. What now?
601
00:24:31,309 --> 00:24:33,610
My dad. He made me feel crazy,
like-- like I was wrong
602
00:24:33,677 --> 00:24:36,447
for assuming something.
But he just lied to me again!
603
00:24:36,514 --> 00:24:39,249
SHAN: Ooh, should we ambush him
with a polygraph machine?
604
00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:43,120
-I have zip ties in my bag.
-No, I have a better idea.
605
00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:45,657
I'm gonna go to that party thing
tonight, catch him red-handed.
606
00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:47,292
I'd like to see him
lie to me then.
607
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:48,460
SHAN: Good luck.
608
00:24:50,327 --> 00:24:53,632
GOSSIP GIRL: You can't just play
the hand you've been dealt.
609
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:56,435
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
610
00:24:57,836 --> 00:24:59,171
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
611
00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:02,307
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
612
00:25:03,575 --> 00:25:04,743
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
613
00:25:11,315 --> 00:25:13,383
GOSSIP GIRL: When your back's
against the wall,
614
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:16,386
there's only ever one way out.
615
00:25:16,453 --> 00:25:19,456
-You have to mount an offensive.
-(PHONE RINGING)
616
00:25:19,523 --> 00:25:22,061
Hey, are you, um,
are you busy tonight?
617
00:25:22,727 --> 00:25:23,894
I need your help.
618
00:25:23,961 --> 00:25:24,962
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
619
00:25:25,029 --> 00:25:28,099
PROTESTORS: Bye, bye, Byron!
Bye, bye, Byron!
620
00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:31,429
Bye, bye, Byron!
Bye, bye, Byron!
621
00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:33,036
-(CHANTING CONTINUES)
-Is it always like this?
622
00:25:33,103 --> 00:25:34,504
JAKE BYRON: Occupational hazard,
623
00:25:34,571 --> 00:25:36,741
given our mom's
unpopular stances
624
00:25:36,808 --> 00:25:38,909
on refugees' rights
among the liberals.
625
00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:40,644
-Hope my sister warned you.
-Not to worry, Jake.
626
00:25:40,711 --> 00:25:42,707
His family deals with this
all the time.
627
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,315
Except he's usually
on the other side
of the barricades.
628
00:25:45,382 --> 00:25:47,652
Hey, Senator Byron. Fuck you!
629
00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:49,253
-(SPITS)
-(GASPS)
630
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,857
PROTESTORS: Bye, bye, Byron!
Bye, bye, Byron!
631
00:25:52,924 --> 00:25:56,059
Bye, bye, Byron!
Bye, bye, Byron!
632
00:25:56,126 --> 00:26:00,199
-♪ (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(GUESTS CHATTERING)
633
00:26:09,206 --> 00:26:11,041
(GROANS) Nice to see
a friendly face.
634
00:26:11,108 --> 00:26:12,376
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-Thank you again
635
00:26:12,443 --> 00:26:13,744
-for doing this.
-Yeah, it's...
636
00:26:13,811 --> 00:26:15,079
-quite a scene out there.
-OBIE: Yeah.
637
00:26:15,146 --> 00:26:16,780
How can I help you
avoid one in here?
638
00:26:16,847 --> 00:26:18,048
Well, I promised Grace's mother
639
00:26:18,115 --> 00:26:20,017
that there would be no drama.
And of course...
640
00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:22,052
-GUEST: So good to see you!
-OBIE: Divide and conquer?
641
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,488
All right. Look, oh, and, um...
One more thing.
642
00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:27,158
I-- I didn't tell Grace
that I invited you,
643
00:26:27,225 --> 00:26:29,394
just because I thought
that she might think it's weird.
644
00:26:29,461 --> 00:26:32,396
Um... Don't worry, I...
645
00:26:32,463 --> 00:26:35,833
I'm Keisha McGuire's guest,
so her and I go way back.
646
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,236
-Thank you.
-JULIEN CALLOWAY: Mm.
647
00:26:39,136 --> 00:26:40,504
OBIE: Uh, why are you here,
De Haan?
648
00:26:40,571 --> 00:26:42,106
And what will it take
for you to leave?
649
00:26:42,173 --> 00:26:44,241
An introduction
to your girlfriend's friend,
Tiffany Meyers,
650
00:26:44,308 --> 00:26:45,876
the future Lorraine
to my Habsburg.
651
00:26:45,943 --> 00:26:47,645
After what you pulled,
why would I do that?
652
00:26:47,712 --> 00:26:48,946
Because I will pull much worse,
653
00:26:49,013 --> 00:26:50,447
right here, right now,
if you don't.
654
00:26:50,514 --> 00:26:52,985
In front of everyone,
including-- Who was it?
Your future mother-in-law.
655
00:26:53,651 --> 00:26:55,519
-Look...
-What?
656
00:26:55,586 --> 00:26:57,456
-Just an introduction?
-That's it, king.
657
00:26:58,322 --> 00:26:59,458
-Mm-hmm?
-Okay.
658
00:27:00,892 --> 00:27:02,659
(GASPS) We're clashing tones.
659
00:27:02,726 --> 00:27:04,295
We can't meet like this!
I'll be back in 15.
660
00:27:04,362 --> 00:27:06,096
-Oh, my God.
-OBIE: What do you...
661
00:27:06,163 --> 00:27:09,034
♪ (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
662
00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:12,837
-(SIGHS)
-Well, how exactly
is this gonna work?
663
00:27:12,904 --> 00:27:15,305
Just see and be seen
with your sea people,
664
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:18,041
and everyone will be talking
about you by morning.
665
00:27:18,108 --> 00:27:20,511
Proximity
isn't prominence, Hope.
666
00:27:20,578 --> 00:27:24,281
Well, get in good with them now,
go out with them later,
667
00:27:24,348 --> 00:27:25,582
and give 'em a night
to remember.
668
00:27:25,649 --> 00:27:27,451
What's this I hear about a night
to remember?
669
00:27:27,518 --> 00:27:29,821
-Jules, what are you doing here?
-I'm a guest of a guest.
670
00:27:29,888 --> 00:27:31,322
And my host
wouldn't really like it
671
00:27:31,389 --> 00:27:32,789
if things got out of hand,
672
00:27:32,856 --> 00:27:34,859
so could the pocket pharmacy
close for tonight?
673
00:27:34,926 --> 00:27:36,996
This is supposed to be
a dignified affair.
674
00:27:38,462 --> 00:27:40,464
-All yours.
-Oh, thank you.
675
00:27:40,531 --> 00:27:43,000
I cannot believe
that you just handed
those to her.
676
00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:46,037
I can't believe you think
I'd still keep my stash in there
677
00:27:46,104 --> 00:27:47,705
-after that Rafa incident.
-(AKI CHUCKLES)
678
00:27:47,772 --> 00:27:49,106
-(BOX RATTLES)
-Yeah.
679
00:27:49,173 --> 00:27:51,142
Jules? Wait, you're here?
680
00:27:51,209 --> 00:27:53,978
This is an event.
I go to events. You do not.
681
00:27:54,045 --> 00:27:55,445
Why did you ask Grace
to get you in?
682
00:27:55,512 --> 00:27:57,715
Well, my dad lied to me.
So I'm gonna catch him
in the act,
683
00:27:57,782 --> 00:27:59,249
make sure
he doesn't do it again.
684
00:27:59,316 --> 00:28:02,185
Okay. Do you really think
that this is the place for that?
685
00:28:02,252 --> 00:28:05,289
This isn't a debutante ball
or a school fundraiser.
686
00:28:05,356 --> 00:28:06,558
Look around.
687
00:28:08,059 --> 00:28:11,128
This is politics.
The stakes are--
688
00:28:11,195 --> 00:28:12,963
-Jules.
-Obie?
689
00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:15,166
-Have you seen Zoya?
-Have you seen Monet?
690
00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:16,934
This is exhausting!
691
00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:18,502
Yeah. Now you know
how I always feel.
692
00:28:18,569 --> 00:28:19,603
(SCOFFS)
693
00:28:19,670 --> 00:28:21,206
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-KATE: Dad?
694
00:28:21,973 --> 00:28:24,441
What happened to your key?
695
00:28:24,508 --> 00:28:25,911
-(SIGHS)
-♪ (SOFT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
696
00:28:26,578 --> 00:28:28,047
You owe me an explanation.
697
00:28:30,114 --> 00:28:32,850
My dad is in town
for a textile convention
698
00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:34,618
-and he has a key?
-No, an explanation
699
00:28:34,685 --> 00:28:36,887
for why you sent your minions
to sweet-talk me.
700
00:28:36,954 --> 00:28:38,322
Wait, how do you know
where I live?
701
00:28:38,389 --> 00:28:40,290
It's on the contact list.
Don't change the subject.
702
00:28:40,357 --> 00:28:42,359
What are you so afraid of?
That I'll tattle on ya?
703
00:28:42,426 --> 00:28:44,228
Yes! Of course, I'm afraid!
704
00:28:44,295 --> 00:28:45,662
I thought I was doing
the right thing,
705
00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:47,397
and you're the only one
who knows I did it,
706
00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:49,566
and you haven't talked to me
since I've done it, so--
707
00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:51,068
So, wh--
what do you want from me?
708
00:28:51,135 --> 00:28:53,871
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
709
00:28:53,938 --> 00:28:55,872
I'm sorry,
I wouldn't usually answer
710
00:28:55,939 --> 00:28:58,442
-an unknown number, but I--
-But you're gonna
use it to stall?
711
00:28:58,509 --> 00:28:59,678
KATE: Hello?
712
00:29:02,646 --> 00:29:06,549
Ah. I understand. Yeah.
I can be there in 15 minutes.
713
00:29:06,616 --> 00:29:09,086
Thanks. (INHALES DEEPLY)
And now I have to go.
714
00:29:09,153 --> 00:29:10,554
-MIKE: Sure you do.
-It's my dad.
715
00:29:10,621 --> 00:29:13,325
-Sure it is.
-Don't believe me? Come with.
716
00:29:13,392 --> 00:29:14,393
Fine, I will.
717
00:29:18,830 --> 00:29:20,164
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
718
00:29:20,231 --> 00:29:22,534
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
719
00:29:22,601 --> 00:29:26,871
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
720
00:29:26,938 --> 00:29:28,672
Maximus.
What are you doing here?
721
00:29:28,739 --> 00:29:30,373
I could ask you the same thing.
722
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,510
If memory serves,
you weren't coming
stateside till summer.
723
00:29:33,577 --> 00:29:37,048
Ale, this is my boyfriend, Aki,
and my girlfriend, Audrey.
724
00:29:37,115 --> 00:29:38,815
Spreading the love as usual,
I see.
725
00:29:38,882 --> 00:29:41,919
Audge, Ak, these are my friends
from my endless COVID summer
726
00:29:41,986 --> 00:29:43,153
on the Azimut in the Aegean.
727
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:45,522
-AUDREY: Enchanté.
-Nice to meet you all.
728
00:29:45,589 --> 00:29:47,552
I've heard a lot about you.
Max, didn't you say you made
729
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,893
some amazing memories
on that trip?
730
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,328
From what little
I remember, yes.
731
00:29:51,395 --> 00:29:53,625
What do you say
we make some new ones tonight?
732
00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:55,767
Oh! Yeah, sorry,
there is no smoking here.
733
00:29:55,834 --> 00:29:56,834
(CLEARS THROAT)
734
00:29:56,901 --> 00:30:00,170
LUC: And we don't engage
in frivolities anymore.
735
00:30:00,237 --> 00:30:02,472
-We've, uh, matured.
-What, from six months ago?
736
00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:04,809
We're focused on the future.
We get high on making
737
00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:07,144
a global impact now.
That's why we're here.
738
00:30:07,211 --> 00:30:08,779
Luc's an intern at the ICC.
739
00:30:08,846 --> 00:30:11,414
He's presenting a paper
on the proliferation of opioids.
740
00:30:11,481 --> 00:30:14,684
Well, why not proliferate them
here instead?
741
00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:17,189
This isn't a joke, Max.
We're not interested.
742
00:30:20,925 --> 00:30:22,127
Here you go.
743
00:30:23,194 --> 00:30:25,329
Aren't you happy?
Your cachet falling
744
00:30:25,396 --> 00:30:26,597
isn't because
you've gotten boring.
745
00:30:26,664 --> 00:30:27,865
It's because everyone else has.
746
00:30:27,932 --> 00:30:29,701
No, they've just forgotten
what fun is.
747
00:30:30,501 --> 00:30:32,337
And it's up to us
to remind them.
748
00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:38,042
Now's our moment.
Don't forget to mention
749
00:30:38,109 --> 00:30:40,577
my passion for protecting
the environment.
750
00:30:40,644 --> 00:30:42,413
Uh, Tiffany,
let me introduce you to--
751
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,848
Monet De Haan.
No introduction necessary.
752
00:30:44,915 --> 00:30:47,151
I've been following you
for years. Consider me a fan.
753
00:30:47,218 --> 00:30:48,519
The feeling is mutual.
754
00:30:48,586 --> 00:30:51,455
From tailing to trending
in record time. I'm impressed.
755
00:30:51,522 --> 00:30:54,191
I was just waiting in the wings
for Julien's inevitable crash.
756
00:30:54,258 --> 00:30:55,626
-(TIFFANY CHUCKLING)
-And now I'm waiting
757
00:30:55,693 --> 00:30:57,127
for you
to leave this conversation.
758
00:30:57,194 --> 00:30:58,330
-Okay. Bye.
-Thank you.
759
00:30:59,263 --> 00:31:00,798
All right.
The triad is dead in the water,
760
00:31:00,865 --> 00:31:02,165
and De Haan is vaguely
under control.
761
00:31:02,232 --> 00:31:05,002
Little Z may be a time bomb,
but I'm keeping watch.
762
00:31:05,069 --> 00:31:06,637
Grace's twin brother
is kinda cute.
763
00:31:06,704 --> 00:31:08,073
Do not even think about it.
764
00:31:10,207 --> 00:31:11,176
(CLEARS THROAT)
765
00:31:12,276 --> 00:31:14,278
Zoya, what are you doing here?
766
00:31:14,345 --> 00:31:15,678
You said you're meeting
with partners
767
00:31:15,745 --> 00:31:18,482
from an international law firm,
right? So where are they?
768
00:31:18,549 --> 00:31:21,852
-They're, uh...
-Uh! Hey, fam!
769
00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:23,988
You know, have you seen
the view from the roof?
770
00:31:24,055 --> 00:31:26,623
-It is lovely this time of year.
-February?
771
00:31:26,690 --> 00:31:29,761
Don't you wanna introduce me
to your potential new bosses?
772
00:31:29,828 --> 00:31:31,596
I haven't seen them yet.
It's a big space.
773
00:31:32,330 --> 00:31:33,663
Big.
774
00:31:33,730 --> 00:31:37,267
Yeah. And yet, small world,
there's Greyson De Haan.
775
00:31:37,334 --> 00:31:38,801
What's he doing here?
You would know
776
00:31:38,868 --> 00:31:41,806
because, um, he's the one
you're here to see, aren't you?
777
00:31:41,873 --> 00:31:43,507
NICK:
I'm not here to meet Greyson.
778
00:31:43,574 --> 00:31:45,075
I'm going to give you
one more chance
779
00:31:45,142 --> 00:31:46,844
to tell me the truth.
780
00:31:46,911 --> 00:31:48,713
Z-- Zoya, can I talk to you
for a second?
781
00:31:49,948 --> 00:31:50,983
Okay.
782
00:31:52,716 --> 00:31:54,718
Can we save
the family showdown for home?
783
00:31:54,785 --> 00:31:57,221
I'm sure whatever you think
your dad is doing
784
00:31:57,288 --> 00:31:58,488
is worthy of this reaction.
785
00:31:58,555 --> 00:32:00,257
But Obie really needs tonight
to go well.
786
00:32:00,324 --> 00:32:02,995
And this-- this doesn't need
to happen here. Please?
787
00:32:05,796 --> 00:32:06,798
All right.
788
00:32:10,935 --> 00:32:13,070
You have them follow
a dress code?
789
00:32:13,137 --> 00:32:14,805
And other edicts.
790
00:32:14,872 --> 00:32:17,507
I'll have to try that.
I do already have my teachers
791
00:32:17,574 --> 00:32:19,577
taking my exams
and writing my papers.
792
00:32:19,644 --> 00:32:21,612
Mm! Not to mention pretending
793
00:32:21,679 --> 00:32:23,815
to bestie-up
to Goody Grace Byron, right?
794
00:32:24,644 --> 00:32:26,318
A woman after my own dark heart.
795
00:32:27,051 --> 00:32:28,719
Talking about the same Grace?
796
00:32:28,786 --> 00:32:30,221
(CELLPHONES VIBRATING, RINGING)
797
00:32:30,288 --> 00:32:32,923
GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted,
the ascending Queen of Constance
798
00:32:32,990 --> 00:32:34,158
forming an alliance
799
00:32:34,225 --> 00:32:35,993
with the Empress of Exeter.
800
00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:38,791
Is this just a simple meeting
of the minds,
801
00:32:38,858 --> 00:32:41,598
or an international affair
in the making?
802
00:32:41,665 --> 00:32:43,300
TIFFANY:
Gossip Girl doesn't waste time.
803
00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:44,936
-It's crazy, right?
-Hmm.
804
00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:47,504
Although maybe not.
805
00:32:47,571 --> 00:32:50,207
Are you proposing
what I think you're proposing?
806
00:32:50,274 --> 00:32:53,743
You and me, as the power couple
of the ruling class.
807
00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:57,081
Exponentially raising
our followers overnight.
808
00:32:57,148 --> 00:32:59,583
Consolidating powers
across school lines.
809
00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:03,420
Setting trends and striking fear
throughout the Eastern Seaboard.
810
00:33:03,487 --> 00:33:06,390
-We would be...
-Unstoppable.
811
00:33:06,457 --> 00:33:08,693
So, how-- how should we seal
this alliance?
812
00:33:12,697 --> 00:33:14,766
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
813
00:33:18,169 --> 00:33:21,073
Okay. We've got plenty
to send to Gossip Girl.
814
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,740
Or not.
815
00:33:22,807 --> 00:33:24,676
-We're good here.
-MONET: W--
816
00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:26,811
TIFFANY: Don't get me wrong.
817
00:33:26,878 --> 00:33:29,279
You're smart, stunning,
cunning, and cruel,
818
00:33:29,346 --> 00:33:31,648
but I'm not really into girls.
819
00:33:31,715 --> 00:33:34,851
Excuse me? Everyone knows
that you're the supreme sapphic
820
00:33:34,918 --> 00:33:38,488
-of the sleepover schools.
-Everyone thinks I am. But...
821
00:33:38,555 --> 00:33:40,958
I actually have a boyfriend.
Don't tell anyone, though,
822
00:33:41,025 --> 00:33:42,660
'cause this is really
working for me.
823
00:33:42,727 --> 00:33:43,695
You're queerbaiting?
824
00:33:44,862 --> 00:33:46,096
For cred?
825
00:33:46,163 --> 00:33:48,232
Nobody cared about me
when I was straight.
826
00:33:48,299 --> 00:33:51,468
I "became" a lesbian
and now I'm front of mind.
827
00:33:51,535 --> 00:33:53,637
People are digging around
a bit, though,
828
00:33:53,704 --> 00:33:55,606
which is why I'm glad
to have met you.
829
00:33:55,673 --> 00:33:57,308
Now we can both get
what we want.
830
00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,111
Power and influence.
831
00:34:01,045 --> 00:34:02,413
What's the problem?
832
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,015
You of all people understand
it's the illusion that matters,
833
00:34:05,082 --> 00:34:08,046
-not reality.
-(SIGHS)
834
00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:10,387
If you want, I can eat you out
every now and then,
835
00:34:10,454 --> 00:34:12,052
as long as you let
my boyfriend watch.
836
00:34:18,162 --> 00:34:20,530
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
837
00:34:20,597 --> 00:34:22,999
-What was it this time?
-Drunk and disorderly.
838
00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:25,435
We brought him in
about an hour ago,
but to release him,
839
00:34:25,502 --> 00:34:27,705
-we're gonna need a copy--
-Copy of his driver's license,
840
00:34:27,772 --> 00:34:30,173
proof of residency,
and 400 cash.
841
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,675
Already handed over at the desk.
842
00:34:31,742 --> 00:34:33,678
There's also
a 28-dollar processing fee.
843
00:34:33,745 --> 00:34:35,280
Mm. Twelve more than Jersey.
844
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,882
You can wait in here.
845
00:34:37,949 --> 00:34:40,351
Uh, now that you know
I'm not a liar,
846
00:34:40,418 --> 00:34:41,718
please feel free to leave.
847
00:34:41,785 --> 00:34:44,154
It usually takes
a couple hours from here.
848
00:34:44,221 --> 00:34:45,690
If it's okay with you,
I'll stay.
849
00:34:49,994 --> 00:34:53,732
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
850
00:34:56,601 --> 00:34:58,737
Power is being talked about.
851
00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:02,539
If I wanna get back on the map,
852
00:35:02,606 --> 00:35:04,475
I need to get Luc and them
back on it first.
853
00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:06,777
-Seems like a tall order.
-No. No, no, no.
854
00:35:06,844 --> 00:35:09,279
Their inner wolves
are just dormant.
855
00:35:09,346 --> 00:35:11,616
It's my goal to have them
lurching out to their Lambos
856
00:35:11,683 --> 00:35:13,217
like Leo
by the end of the night.
857
00:35:13,284 --> 00:35:15,119
-AKI: But how?
-MAX: In order to regain
858
00:35:15,186 --> 00:35:16,553
my seat at the table,
859
00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:18,590
we're gonna have to make
a scene at the table.
860
00:35:19,790 --> 00:35:20,825
You ready?
861
00:35:22,827 --> 00:35:24,127
He's never gonna tell me
the truth,
862
00:35:24,194 --> 00:35:25,428
no matter how many times
I ask him.
863
00:35:25,495 --> 00:35:26,796
He's just gonna
keep up this lie.
864
00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,027
So now your food, mortgage,
and tuition all come
865
00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:31,702
from Big Pharma?
At least you have a good hookup.
866
00:35:31,769 --> 00:35:34,571
It's not funny!
Okay? This is blood money.
867
00:35:34,638 --> 00:35:36,273
SHAN: If you really want him
to admit the truth,
868
00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:39,378
there is one way to do it.
But you're not gonna like it.
869
00:35:40,711 --> 00:35:44,144
♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
870
00:35:52,356 --> 00:35:53,525
You sending that in to GG?
871
00:35:55,526 --> 00:35:57,327
It's what you want, right?
872
00:35:57,394 --> 00:35:59,664
MONET: (SIGHS)
And yet, I'm hesitating.
873
00:36:00,030 --> 00:36:01,598
Why?
874
00:36:01,665 --> 00:36:04,502
Well, I-- I wanted
a sapphic victory,
875
00:36:04,569 --> 00:36:06,238
but I got a Pyrrhic one instead.
876
00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:09,339
Turns out,
she's a secret straight.
877
00:36:09,406 --> 00:36:12,743
So we're like the Gen Z KStew
and RPattz.
878
00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:14,712
What's the big deal with that?
879
00:36:14,779 --> 00:36:16,479
You're using her,
she's using you.
880
00:36:16,546 --> 00:36:18,215
Oh, like you were using Grace.
881
00:36:18,282 --> 00:36:20,317
You were using her,
to get to Tiff.
882
00:36:20,384 --> 00:36:21,818
I just wanna be her friend.
883
00:36:21,885 --> 00:36:24,121
The only reason that you want
to get in good with Grace
884
00:36:24,188 --> 00:36:26,158
is to get back
into Obie's good graces.
885
00:36:27,591 --> 00:36:31,162
It's okay. It's human nature
for us to convince ourselves
886
00:36:31,229 --> 00:36:34,699
that the things we're doing
are noble when they're selfish.
887
00:36:36,466 --> 00:36:39,438
But when it comes
to compromising my identity...
888
00:36:41,606 --> 00:36:42,874
I have to draw the line.
889
00:36:48,045 --> 00:36:50,014
JULIEN: I can't believe
I'm saying this...
890
00:36:50,081 --> 00:36:52,583
-but I'm proud of you.
-Well, don't be too proud.
891
00:36:52,650 --> 00:36:53,985
I'm going to give Tiff Meyers
892
00:36:54,052 --> 00:36:55,519
the coming out
she truly deserves.
893
00:36:55,586 --> 00:36:58,557
-Do you have to do that now?
-Why shouldn't I?
894
00:36:59,256 --> 00:37:00,392
Obie asked f...
895
00:37:02,192 --> 00:37:04,529
(LAUGHS) You know what?
896
00:37:05,329 --> 00:37:07,299
-Hmm?
-Go for it.
897
00:37:17,508 --> 00:37:19,111
DENNIS:
I had 'em in the crosshairs.
898
00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:23,180
I looked good,
I said all the right things,
899
00:37:23,247 --> 00:37:24,248
bought 'em drinks,
900
00:37:24,315 --> 00:37:26,285
and they still
turned me down flat.
901
00:37:27,451 --> 00:37:31,856
(SIGHS) I just want
my seat at the fucking table!
902
00:37:31,923 --> 00:37:35,027
I upholstered
the goddamn seat! (COUGHS)
903
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,895
What happened with Theresa?
904
00:37:37,962 --> 00:37:39,296
By the time she showed up,
905
00:37:39,363 --> 00:37:40,966
she took one look at me
and she...
906
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,906
(SIGHS) I guess I broke
my promise to her.
907
00:37:49,306 --> 00:37:51,643
She's gone. Theresa's gone.
908
00:37:52,543 --> 00:37:54,411
Uh, why don't you get some rest,
909
00:37:54,478 --> 00:37:55,915
and we'll talk
about this tomorrow?
910
00:37:57,247 --> 00:37:59,279
-Hey.
-Hey.
911
00:38:00,617 --> 00:38:02,886
DENNIS: She ever tell you
about how she used to bust
912
00:38:02,953 --> 00:38:07,390
all the umbrellas in the house
pretending to be Mary Poppins?
913
00:38:07,457 --> 00:38:10,529
She was always trying
to make everything perfect.
914
00:38:11,495 --> 00:38:14,466
Always trying to fix everything.
915
00:38:15,732 --> 00:38:18,770
But everything kept on breaking.
(CHUCKLES QUIETLY)
916
00:38:20,671 --> 00:38:21,907
She tell you about that?
917
00:38:25,676 --> 00:38:27,646
No. She never told me that.
918
00:38:29,714 --> 00:38:33,552
♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
919
00:38:34,386 --> 00:38:35,720
(SIGHS)
920
00:38:45,229 --> 00:38:47,464
Apologies. They're rolling.
921
00:38:47,531 --> 00:38:49,166
I hope this doesn't offend
your newfound
922
00:38:49,233 --> 00:38:51,268
globally responsible
sensibilities.
923
00:38:51,335 --> 00:38:52,803
This is not the place
for that, Max.
924
00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:55,673
Déjà vu.
Didn't you say that exact thing
925
00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:58,075
as you bent me
over the Vespa on Hydra?
926
00:38:58,142 --> 00:39:00,677
And, as I recall,
you were wrong then too.
927
00:39:00,744 --> 00:39:02,814
(CLEARS THROAT)
I nearly forgot about Hydra.
928
00:39:02,881 --> 00:39:05,449
Well, after taking
our entire supply of K,
929
00:39:05,516 --> 00:39:08,553
I'm not surprised. Allow me
to refresh your memories.
930
00:39:13,257 --> 00:39:18,358
(PEOPLE IN VIDEO MOANING)
931
00:39:20,197 --> 00:39:22,201
The event is almost over.
932
00:39:23,234 --> 00:39:25,737
And we did it. (LAUGHS)
Thank you, again.
933
00:39:28,472 --> 00:39:33,178
I don't deserve that.
I owe you and Grace an apology.
934
00:39:34,445 --> 00:39:36,046
I only spent time with her today
935
00:39:36,113 --> 00:39:37,616
so that I could get closer
to you.
936
00:39:38,649 --> 00:39:41,084
I wanted us to be friends,
like before.
937
00:39:41,151 --> 00:39:43,222
And I shouldn't have used
Grace to do that,
938
00:39:43,888 --> 00:39:45,955
and yet, that's my nature.
939
00:39:46,022 --> 00:39:49,659
If I can't get what I want,
instead of letting it go,
940
00:39:49,726 --> 00:39:52,557
I just figure out another way
of going after it.
941
00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:56,635
Really been beating myself up
about that. But the truth is...
942
00:39:57,935 --> 00:40:02,306
I am sick of pretending
that I'm some great person.
943
00:40:02,373 --> 00:40:04,709
I use people.
I try to control things.
944
00:40:05,743 --> 00:40:07,911
You should let everyone be
who they are too.
945
00:40:07,978 --> 00:40:10,514
I'm just trying to make
a good impression
on my girlfriend's family.
946
00:40:10,581 --> 00:40:13,316
But what about the next time?
And the time after that?
947
00:40:13,383 --> 00:40:16,187
Life around us is never smooth.
948
00:40:16,254 --> 00:40:18,689
And you're only gonna be able
to hide that for so long
949
00:40:18,756 --> 00:40:20,792
before it explodes all over you.
950
00:40:27,131 --> 00:40:29,633
-I can't ever unsee that.
-(PEOPLE IN VIDEO MOANING)
951
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,568
I don't even know what that is.
952
00:40:31,635 --> 00:40:34,273
-(CELLPHONE LOCKS)
-Those were exhilarating times.
953
00:40:35,339 --> 00:40:37,441
A shame they're behind us now.
954
00:40:37,508 --> 00:40:40,010
Ah, but see,
they don't have to be.
955
00:40:40,077 --> 00:40:42,546
I mean, what good is it
in saving Mother Earth
956
00:40:42,613 --> 00:40:45,116
if you cannot revel
in her earthly delights?
957
00:40:45,183 --> 00:40:46,285
(BOX RATTLES)
958
00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:49,854
Don't mind if I do.
959
00:40:52,723 --> 00:40:55,160
What the hell?
For old times' sake?
960
00:41:03,735 --> 00:41:05,465
See you on the other side.
961
00:41:05,865 --> 00:41:07,006
(KATE SIGHS)
962
00:41:08,305 --> 00:41:10,307
I wish I could say
he's not usually like this.
963
00:41:10,374 --> 00:41:14,078
-Nah, you don't need to explain.
-I just-- He's my dad. You know?
964
00:41:14,145 --> 00:41:15,645
He's given me everything.
965
00:41:15,712 --> 00:41:17,747
He went broke
putting me through Barnard,
966
00:41:17,814 --> 00:41:20,783
bankrupt sending me to Iowa.
I-- I owe him everything.
967
00:41:20,850 --> 00:41:23,621
I'm the safest bet he ever made,
and I came up short.
968
00:41:23,688 --> 00:41:24,989
Nah, you're too hard
on yourself.
969
00:41:25,056 --> 00:41:27,191
Mm. Not hard enough.
970
00:41:27,258 --> 00:41:29,592
I'm a failed writer
turned failing teacher.
971
00:41:29,659 --> 00:41:32,129
I took those frustrations out
on the head teacher
972
00:41:32,196 --> 00:41:34,565
instead of dealing
with them myself.
973
00:41:34,632 --> 00:41:37,767
Then I felt so gross about it
that I convinced Jordan
974
00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:41,071
and Wendy to convince you
that I'm not as bad a person
975
00:41:41,138 --> 00:41:42,502
as I actually am?
976
00:41:46,744 --> 00:41:47,846
I should probably get going.
977
00:41:50,414 --> 00:41:52,817
-Of course.
-Um...
978
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:57,556
You know...
979
00:41:59,523 --> 00:42:01,493
none of us are as bad
as we think we are.
980
00:42:03,161 --> 00:42:04,929
No...
981
00:42:04,996 --> 00:42:07,299
-Some of us are worse.
-(CHUCKLES)
982
00:42:12,937 --> 00:42:14,039
(SIGHS)
983
00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:20,079
-(CELLPHONE UNLOCKS)
-♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
984
00:42:29,554 --> 00:42:31,488
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
985
00:42:31,555 --> 00:42:33,223
I'm sorry, my daughter is where?
986
00:42:33,290 --> 00:42:34,724
Yeah,
she's just around this corner.
987
00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:36,360
Yeah, she just asked me
to get you. And look...
988
00:42:36,427 --> 00:42:37,429
Nick.
989
00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:40,599
Greyson. Oh, God.
990
00:42:41,599 --> 00:42:43,300
Z, please.
Now's not the best time.
991
00:42:43,367 --> 00:42:45,235
For the truth to come out?
Why not?
992
00:42:45,302 --> 00:42:47,973
What is going on,
and where's Monet?
993
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,109
NICK: Z, please.
994
00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:54,144
As his new boss, Mr. De Haan,
you should know
995
00:42:54,211 --> 00:42:57,681
that my father's a liar.
He lied about his promotion,
996
00:42:57,748 --> 00:42:59,316
he lied about why he was
coming here tonight,
997
00:42:59,383 --> 00:43:01,653
and he even lied
about working with you.
998
00:43:02,553 --> 00:43:05,055
You decided to go
with De Haan Pharma?
999
00:43:05,122 --> 00:43:07,925
-No. I'm just--
-Using me to leverage an offer
1000
00:43:07,992 --> 00:43:10,027
from Debevoise and Plimpton,
right?
1001
00:43:10,094 --> 00:43:12,731
(SCOFFS) That's not how we do
business, Nick.
1002
00:43:13,430 --> 00:43:14,934
Consider my offer rescinded.
1003
00:43:16,668 --> 00:43:18,368
Wait, I-- I-- I thought...
1004
00:43:18,435 --> 00:43:19,971
NICK: No.
I-- I know what you thought,
1005
00:43:20,038 --> 00:43:21,871
but you were wrong.
1006
00:43:21,938 --> 00:43:24,977
And your stunt now cost me
not just one, but two jobs.
1007
00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:28,245
I didn't mean
to lead you on, sir.
1008
00:43:28,312 --> 00:43:31,216
Nick, you leveraging me
for something better...
1009
00:43:32,684 --> 00:43:34,653
that's how I do business.
1010
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,390
My offer still stands.
And in fact, I'll double it.
1011
00:43:39,457 --> 00:43:42,460
♪ ("S.F.S" BY
SAD ALEX PLAYING) ♪
1012
00:43:42,527 --> 00:43:44,361
-I accept.
-Okay.
1013
00:43:44,428 --> 00:43:47,364
♪ Crying into a bottle
I'll try to be good
Tomorrow... ♪
1014
00:43:47,431 --> 00:43:48,633
-Oh!
-Oops! I'm so sorry!
1015
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,067
(GLASSES SHATTERING)
1016
00:43:50,134 --> 00:43:51,468
Friend of yours, I presume?
1017
00:43:51,535 --> 00:43:53,136
-(GUESTS CHEERING)
-ALE: Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1018
00:43:53,203 --> 00:43:54,773
CHARLOTTE:
What the hell is this?
1019
00:43:55,607 --> 00:43:57,775
Obie! Come join us!
1020
00:43:57,842 --> 00:43:59,543
Of course!
These are your friends too!
1021
00:43:59,610 --> 00:44:01,111
Mom, this isn't Obie's fault.
1022
00:44:01,178 --> 00:44:03,781
-Uh... yes, it is.
-Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
1023
00:44:03,848 --> 00:44:05,448
'Cause I tried to stop it.
(SCOFFS)
1024
00:44:05,515 --> 00:44:07,952
♪ Cynical, clinical
Cyclical bitch
With a love addiction, so ♪
1025
00:44:08,019 --> 00:44:09,153
-♪ Kiss me ♪
-(CELLPHONES CHIMING)
1026
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:12,990
GOSSIP GIRL: This just in.
Looks like Exeter's shining star
1027
00:44:13,057 --> 00:44:16,193
may not burn as bright
as she thinks.
1028
00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:18,862
Or maybe that's just the light
reflecting from
1029
00:44:18,929 --> 00:44:22,501
-her pants on fire.
-(SCREAMS)
1030
00:44:23,301 --> 00:44:25,602
♪ Know what makes me ♪
1031
00:44:25,669 --> 00:44:28,171
♪ Why do you ask me to smile
When I don't wanna smile... ♪
1032
00:44:28,238 --> 00:44:30,174
You told Gossip Girl I'm het?
1033
00:44:30,241 --> 00:44:32,243
Yes. Also that you're
a really bad kisser.
1034
00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:33,611
I think it might be
too much tongue.
1035
00:44:33,678 --> 00:44:34,812
-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm.
1036
00:44:34,879 --> 00:44:36,814
-Dyke.
-(GUESTS GASP)
1037
00:44:36,881 --> 00:44:38,815
You're not gonna
treat my friend like that.
1038
00:44:38,882 --> 00:44:40,952
-Well, your friend's a bitch.
-(CROWD LAUGHING)
1039
00:44:41,019 --> 00:44:42,620
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
1040
00:44:42,687 --> 00:44:44,356
(MONET GIGGLES)
1041
00:44:46,089 --> 00:44:48,792
When I said "war," I didn't know
I meant on the same side!
1042
00:44:48,859 --> 00:44:50,327
-JULIEN: Don't you love it?
-Oh, I do, Julien.
1043
00:44:50,394 --> 00:44:51,956
-SECURITY GUARD: Hey. Come on.
-(TIFFANY GRUNTING)
1044
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:53,525
SECURITY GUARD:
All right. Hey, that's enough.
Come on. Come on.
1045
00:44:53,592 --> 00:44:55,032
TIFFANY: You'll be hearing
from my lawyers!
1046
00:44:55,099 --> 00:44:56,567
MONET: Okay, worth it,
I promise!
1047
00:44:56,634 --> 00:44:58,536
Oh, Obie, I'm sorry.
I am who I am!
1048
00:44:58,603 --> 00:45:00,971
(MONET AND JULIEN LAUGHING)
1049
00:45:01,038 --> 00:45:02,606
-We're leaving.
-MONET: I'm going, I'm going.
1050
00:45:02,673 --> 00:45:04,141
♪ I'm a cynical, clinical
Cyclical bitch ♪
1051
00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:06,143
♪ With a love addiction
I cannot quit ♪
1052
00:45:06,210 --> 00:45:07,679
♪ So fucking sad
All the time... ♪
1053
00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:10,814
(ALL LAUGHING, CLAMORING)
1054
00:45:10,881 --> 00:45:12,449
♪ I'm a cynical, clinical
Cyclical bitch ♪
1055
00:45:12,516 --> 00:45:14,886
♪ With a love addiction, so
Kiss me ♪
1056
00:45:14,953 --> 00:45:17,021
Do it. Do it!
1057
00:45:17,088 --> 00:45:18,984
(ALL CHEERING)
1058
00:45:19,051 --> 00:45:21,058
(LAUGHTER)
1059
00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:22,994
♪ Know what makes me ♪
1060
00:45:23,061 --> 00:45:25,396
(ALL CLAMORING)
1061
00:45:25,463 --> 00:45:29,199
(CHEERING)
1062
00:45:29,266 --> 00:45:31,502
♪ Know what makes me ♪
1063
00:45:31,569 --> 00:45:33,737
♪ So fucking sad ♪
1064
00:45:33,804 --> 00:45:34,772
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1065
00:45:34,839 --> 00:45:37,375
(DENNIS WHISTLING)
1066
00:45:37,442 --> 00:45:39,910
-Hey, Dad.
-Hey!
1067
00:45:39,977 --> 00:45:41,912
-She's up. Finally.
-(LAUGHS)
1068
00:45:41,979 --> 00:45:45,182
-How are you feeling?
-Oh, I'm feelin' great.
1069
00:45:45,249 --> 00:45:47,719
Gotta be at Penn Station
in a couple hours.
1070
00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:49,686
There's an estate sale
I wanna hit.
1071
00:45:49,753 --> 00:45:51,722
Heard it through the grapevine
the owners have a collection
1072
00:45:51,789 --> 00:45:54,293
of antique velvet,
pennies on the dollar.
1073
00:45:57,195 --> 00:45:58,890
(SIGHS)
1074
00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:01,899
I know what you're gonna say.
But you don't need to worry.
1075
00:46:01,966 --> 00:46:03,033
Yeah?
1076
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,536
This time,
I remembered the bananas.
1077
00:46:05,604 --> 00:46:06,638
Thanks, Dad.
1078
00:46:14,044 --> 00:46:17,016
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1079
00:46:25,757 --> 00:46:27,759
-(LAUGHS)
-To everyone watching,
1080
00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:30,727
we are here to kill
the "besting" trend.
1081
00:46:30,794 --> 00:46:33,964
And ask why it was ever a trend
in the first place.
1082
00:46:34,031 --> 00:46:36,233
Why do we love pitting women
against each other?
1083
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:38,903
Why compete for space
when there is enough room
1084
00:46:38,970 --> 00:46:42,005
for us all?
I know I've been guilty of that.
1085
00:46:42,072 --> 00:46:43,374
We all have.
1086
00:46:43,441 --> 00:46:46,444
It's a story that's been told
long before hashtags, duets,
1087
00:46:46,511 --> 00:46:47,645
or feeds.
1088
00:46:47,712 --> 00:46:49,747
And who does it really serve?
1089
00:46:49,814 --> 00:46:52,115
It's time we finally
stop that story
1090
00:46:52,182 --> 00:46:54,384
and start a real conversation.
1091
00:46:54,451 --> 00:46:56,421
Won't you join us?
We go live in five.
1092
00:46:57,088 --> 00:46:58,321
(KISSES)
1093
00:46:58,388 --> 00:47:01,125
I feel like
I'm in a Black Mirror episode.
1094
00:47:01,192 --> 00:47:02,659
He's this, like,
completely different person
1095
00:47:02,726 --> 00:47:05,863
-I don't even recognize.
-I'm telling you,
we gotta do an exorcism.
1096
00:47:05,930 --> 00:47:07,431
I know a hot priest.
1097
00:47:07,498 --> 00:47:08,966
You know
what would look fab with that?
1098
00:47:09,033 --> 00:47:10,968
Those Doc Martens
from the church lost and found.
1099
00:47:11,035 --> 00:47:12,737
(SNAPS FINGERS) I think
they're in the front closet.
1100
00:47:12,804 --> 00:47:14,306
-Go get 'em, girl. I'll wait.
-Okay.
1101
00:47:16,841 --> 00:47:18,177
Take it
we're still not speaking?
1102
00:47:18,943 --> 00:47:19,979
Hold on.
1103
00:47:21,045 --> 00:47:22,880
(SIGHS)
I'll transfer my signing bonus
1104
00:47:22,947 --> 00:47:25,515
to you directly.
And if my new salary holds,
1105
00:47:25,582 --> 00:47:27,351
I'll be able to buy the place
back from you fully
1106
00:47:27,418 --> 00:47:28,787
in the next couple of years.
1107
00:47:29,648 --> 00:47:32,123
Thank you, Davis.
I appreciate it.
1108
00:47:32,190 --> 00:47:33,658
(MOUTHING) What the fuck?
1109
00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:37,194
-OBIE: Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
1110
00:47:37,261 --> 00:47:38,898
Good morning, Senator Byron.
1111
00:47:40,397 --> 00:47:42,366
Would you like to, uh,
would you like to get a coffee--
1112
00:47:42,433 --> 00:47:43,868
Won't be necessary.
I'll make this short.
1113
00:47:43,935 --> 00:47:45,865
Last night was unacceptable.
1114
00:47:47,671 --> 00:47:49,173
OBIE: And I'm-- I'm--
I'm truly sorry. I--
1115
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,042
"Sorry" won't cut it.
You've proven you're a liability
1116
00:47:51,109 --> 00:47:52,309
to my campaign.
1117
00:47:52,376 --> 00:47:53,877
-But I--
-CHARLOTTE: But...
1118
00:47:53,944 --> 00:47:56,213
my daughter's happiness
is more important to me.
1119
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,547
Well, I-- I can assure you
1120
00:47:57,614 --> 00:47:59,249
I won't be inviting my friends
to any more events.
1121
00:47:59,316 --> 00:48:01,646
That goes without saying.
But one friend in particular
1122
00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:03,888
I'd prefer you extricate
from your life.
1123
00:48:03,955 --> 00:48:06,584
♪ I did, I could ♪
1124
00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:08,325
The driver just gave me
his demo?
1125
00:48:08,392 --> 00:48:10,655
If his music is anything
like his ride, it stinks.
1126
00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:13,030
No, no, no, no.
That is the sweet stench
1127
00:48:13,097 --> 00:48:15,199
of victory, my dear.
1128
00:48:15,266 --> 00:48:18,202
After I paid for my messy mates'
rides home last night,
1129
00:48:18,269 --> 00:48:20,637
Jed was the only car
that would pick me up.
1130
00:48:20,704 --> 00:48:23,240
-Four-point-one-two!
-(AUDREY AND AKI LAUGH)
1131
00:48:23,307 --> 00:48:24,909
Max Wolfe's back, baby.
1132
00:48:24,976 --> 00:48:27,711
So, what's next?
A power table at Odeon?
1133
00:48:27,778 --> 00:48:29,413
-Cut the line at Ostbahnhof?
-MAX: Actually, no.
1134
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,883
I think I'd rather just spend
the night with you two. At home.
1135
00:48:32,950 --> 00:48:35,019
I mean,
what good is a bad reputation
1136
00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:37,255
if you can't spend it
with the ones you care about?
1137
00:48:37,322 --> 00:48:38,958
(LAUGHS)
1138
00:48:43,827 --> 00:48:46,897
If she found out what you did,
it wasn't from me, Keller.
1139
00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:49,301
I know. It was from me.
1140
00:48:51,169 --> 00:48:53,604
I don't want to be like my dad,
1141
00:48:53,671 --> 00:48:55,706
always saying
I'll change tomorrow
1142
00:48:55,773 --> 00:48:57,140
and then never doing it.
1143
00:48:57,207 --> 00:49:01,080
I am who I am, so it was time
I owned up to that.
1144
00:49:02,446 --> 00:49:04,148
-I told her myself.
-Mm.
1145
00:49:04,215 --> 00:49:05,750
And she understood.
1146
00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:07,317
She said she would've done
the same thing.
1147
00:49:07,384 --> 00:49:10,487
Proud of you. Takes a lot
to own up to that kind of thing.
1148
00:49:10,554 --> 00:49:14,291
Um... so let me own up
to something myself.
1149
00:49:14,358 --> 00:49:17,494
The reason I came over
last night was to tell you
1150
00:49:17,561 --> 00:49:20,926
not to worry about me.
I was kinda offended
1151
00:49:20,993 --> 00:49:23,300
you thought I'd actually do
something like that.
1152
00:49:23,367 --> 00:49:25,869
I jump to conclusions
all the time
1153
00:49:25,936 --> 00:49:28,806
about everyone and everything.
It is such a character flaw.
1154
00:49:28,873 --> 00:49:30,575
I-- I don't know you
very well, and--
1155
00:49:30,642 --> 00:49:32,309
But I'd like you to.
1156
00:49:32,376 --> 00:49:34,011
Ninth Precinct,
tomorrow morning?
1157
00:49:34,078 --> 00:49:35,480
-(KATE CHUCKLES)
-Or, uh,
1158
00:49:35,547 --> 00:49:38,381
maybe dinner tonight first?
1159
00:49:38,448 --> 00:49:39,751
GOSSIP GIRL:
When the dust settles...
1160
00:49:39,818 --> 00:49:41,085
I'd like that.
1161
00:49:41,152 --> 00:49:42,986
GOSSIP GIRL: ...and conflict
has become compromise,
1162
00:49:43,053 --> 00:49:46,023
we begin to see things
a little more clearly.
1163
00:49:46,090 --> 00:49:48,559
We need to talk
about that TikTok.
1164
00:49:48,626 --> 00:49:51,094
Monet and I are putting
the conflict behind us. Look.
1165
00:49:51,161 --> 00:49:53,559
She even let me wear this.
Small step.
1166
00:49:53,626 --> 00:49:54,832
Tomorrow I'm wearing heels.
1167
00:49:54,899 --> 00:49:57,001
No. I meant your whole
"Stop the Story" concept
1168
00:49:57,068 --> 00:49:58,635
is blowing up.
1169
00:49:58,702 --> 00:50:00,270
-"Stop the Story"?
-LUNA: Your words, not mine.
1170
00:50:00,337 --> 00:50:02,273
It is catchy and catching on.
1171
00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:05,442
And with the right help,
a.k.a. mine, it'll relaunch you.
1172
00:50:05,509 --> 00:50:07,344
People want to know
your struggles, right?
1173
00:50:07,411 --> 00:50:10,347
Your pain.
They're gagging for it.
1174
00:50:10,414 --> 00:50:11,683
What do you say? Hmm?
1175
00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:13,350
Ready to take
your influence back?
1176
00:50:13,417 --> 00:50:15,118
GOSSIP GIRL:
And in that clarity,
1177
00:50:15,185 --> 00:50:18,655
we find hope,
the chance at a brighter future.
1178
00:50:18,722 --> 00:50:20,659
Hey. I came back with the Docs
and you were gone.
1179
00:50:20,991 --> 00:50:22,326
So?
1180
00:50:22,393 --> 00:50:23,593
What do you think?
1181
00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:25,695
GOSSIP GIRL:
Even when the voices in our head
1182
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tell us to keep
ourselves guarded.
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Is something wrong?
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No. Those boots slay.
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Come on. Let's go.
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(CELLPHONE KEYPAD CLACKING)
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Because hope is fragile.
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And trust is elusive.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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I was worried
I wasn't gonna see you
before I left.
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I'd never let that happen.
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(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Nobody is ever truly safe.
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(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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GOSSIP GIRL: Not even me.
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XOXO, Gossip Girl.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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