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["The Ladies Who Lunch"
by Elaine Stritch playing]
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[Elaine Stritch] I'd like
to propose a toast.
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♪ Here's to the ladies
Who lunch ♪
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♪ Everybody laugh ♪
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♪ Lounging in their caftans ♪
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♪ And planning a brunch ♪
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♪ On their own behalf ♪
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♪ Off to the gym ♪
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♪ Then to a fitting ♪
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♪ Claiming they're fat ♪
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♪ And looking grim ♪
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♪ 'Cause they've been sitting ♪
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♪ Choosing a hat ♪
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♪ Does anyone
Still wear a hat? ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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♪ I'll drink to that ♪
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♪ And here's to the girls
Who play wife ♪
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♪ Aren't they too much? ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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[door beeping]
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[door hisses]
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♪ The ones
Who follow the rules ♪
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♪ And meet themselves
At the schools ♪
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♪ Too busy to know
That they're fools! ♪
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♪ Aren't they a gem? ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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♪ I'll drink to them ♪
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♪ Let's all... ♪
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[beeping]
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[man breathing heavily]
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♪ Another chance
To disapprove ♪
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♪ Another brilliant zinger ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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♪ Another reason not to move ♪
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♪ Another vodka stinger ♪
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[man whimpers]
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[breathing heavily]
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♪ I'll drink to that ♪
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♪ So here's to the girls
On the go ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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[breathing heavily]
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[alarm blaring]
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[beeping]
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[gas hissing]
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[growling]
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[man panting]
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[alarm continues blaring]
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[man panting]
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[keypad clacking]
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[growling]
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[snarling]
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[man screams]
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[alarm blaring]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Rita gasps]
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You're already here.
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Wonderful.
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I'm sure you all
recognize the importance of what we're up against.
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I have been up all night
rehearsing various ways
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we can rectify
our ill-fated futures.
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Rita, we've been talking.
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Delicious, huh?
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Obviously, what we all
saw in the future, we can't let happen.
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-We need to prevent--
-[Cliff] The impending asspocalypse.
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-Exactly.
-[Rita] You're right, Victor.
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We need to do
everything we can.
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And I have thought
of everything.
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Believe me.
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As Victor was saying,
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we saw the future
and it was horrible.
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In order to prevent
that future from happening,
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the best strategy is to do
the opposite of whatever we might have done
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-to end up in a--
-Crisis of Infinite Ass.
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-[Cliff chuckles] Nice.
-[Rita] Indeed.
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I'm sure you've all noticed
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that I have started wearing
flats instead of heels.
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Just one simple way
to act differently.
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And thanks
to my stretching abilities,
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I am still
just as tall as usual.
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See?
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[Cliff] Uh...
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Right.
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Jane, I have a few suggestions
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on how we can add a bit more
color to your wardrobe.
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Cliff, perhaps you could try
swearing a bit less.
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Um, you're averaging
a staggering amount of fucks per hour.
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Thirty-seven.
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-[Cliff] Uh...
-[Vic] I think we all agree
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that our best option
is to change our approach.
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But we need to think big.
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It isn't just
our lives in jeopardy,
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the entire planet is at stake
if we don't make real change.
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Oh, we might not know
how we died
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but I'm pretty sure
it wasn't because
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Cliff said fuck
too many times.
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[Cliff] Uh, we might not
know how we died,
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but I'm pretty sure it had
something to do with
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the fucking Zombie Butts
that took over the planet!
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Maybe we start with that.
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I couldn't agree more.
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In fact, it is the core
of my plan, hmm?
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Remember,
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we have the upper hand here.
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We fought the Butts
when we were zombies.
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Therefore, it stands to reason
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that we created
these Zombie Butts.
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And anything we create,
we can just as easily destroy.
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Starting,
the scene of the crime.
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Darren Jones.
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The old barn.
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Does any of this ring a bell?
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All right, fine, I'll bite.
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Uh, what do you all suggest
we do to save the world?
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[sighs]
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What will you say
to a change in leadership?
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A new... new leadership, huh?
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[chuckles] Mmm-hmm.
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Interesting.
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Um...
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Well, I'm... I'm...
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I'm sure we could,
uh, take a vote on it.
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[clears throat] Yes.
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Although,
something tells me,
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some people might not be
as interested in a team leader
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that doesn't provide
egg salad sandwiches as you seem to believe.
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But, yes, all right,
let's put it to a vote.
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All those in favor of me
remaining team leader,
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please raise your hand.
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Everyone in favor
of new leadership?
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[grunts softly]
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Wow, um... [sighs]
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No, uh, Victor, we have been
over this several times.
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You... you can't be leader,
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because you don't
have your tech.
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And... and Cliff
and Larry can't lead because they're unqualified.
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[Larry groans]
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-And Jane doesn't even
wanna be leader. -[Cliff] Huh?
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Therefore,
I am the clear choice.
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I am the only choice.
[chuckles]
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If not me, then who?
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Who, Victor?
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Who?
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[spits]
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Me?
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Really, me?
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-Really?
-[oven dings]
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Where's the thing?
Where's the-- Cliff.
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[Cliff] Oh.
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-[objects clattering]
-Oh, nice.
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Nice batch.
Would anybody like biscones?
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[Rita] They're not hungry.
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[Vic] You're not
the only candidate.
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The idea is that
you'll take over on a trial basis.
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If you're not interested,
I'm more than happy--
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[Cliff]
We've been through this.
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We don't need
a former superhero.
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We need a former supervillain.
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Somebody willing to win
at all costs.
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Compare my win-loss ratio
with hers.
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I haven't quit
a day in my life.
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[Jane] Weren't you gonna stay
behind and become besties
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with your future self until
Rouge broke you two up?
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Rouge impersonated my dad,
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jeopardizing the trust
I was building with a valuable asset.
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Look, I get it.
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She was ruthless.
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Villainous even.
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Is that what we need right now?
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[Larry] Future Vic
may have been just as culpable as the rest of us.
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The only person we know
who wasn't to blame
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for the future is Rouge.
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Far as I can tell,
she wasn't even around.
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Having her as team leader
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gives us the best chance
to change everything.
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That's what Rita's
been saying all along.
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I didn't say
we should all of a sudden
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start making bad decisions.
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[Cliff] Oh, yeah,
your opposite day playbook
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was a work of pure genius.
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-Fuck you, Cliff.
-[Cliff] Fuck me? Fuck you.
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Say it again.
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I wouldn't want you to upset
your hourly average.
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-[Cliff] Oh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
-23, 24, 25...
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-[Cliff] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
-...26, 27, 28...
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-[Cliff] Fuckity fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! -...29, 30, 31, 32.
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-Oh, shut it!
-[Cliff] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Rita is right.
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This is a bold choice.
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And generous of all
of you to nominate me,
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given that, um,
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I've never [chuckling]
even won a golden star.
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Don't play
the faux humility card,
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it's not going to work.
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You wanna talk
about gold stars?
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I've been up all night
working to save the world,
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as I've been trying
to say all morning,
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I've discovered the source
of the Zombie Butt...
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[grunts] problem. Hmm?
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It has to be Darren Jones.
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He escaped that night
after Jane bit him.
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-I didn't bite Darren.
-You bit him, I bit him, who cares?
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It must have turned him
into a zombie.
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Lucky for us,
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I see no signs
that the infection has spread, yet.
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Excellent work, Rita.
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And if what you have
uncovered is true
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then that little undead
Were-Butted snake
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is probably still hiding
near that old barn.
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-As I was saying--
-Now, if we hurry,
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we can exterminate Darren
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so he doesn't
infect anyone else.
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Rewriting the future
in the process, couldn't be easier.
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I know and it's my plan,
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so I should be the one
to execute the plan.
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[Jane] Who cares
who gets the credit?
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Let's just kill
that motherfucker
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-and be done with this.
-Who cares about credit?
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I have done everything
to save you all
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and you're handing over
the reins to someone
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who's already failed at being
a hero and a villain.
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[sighs] I... I get it.
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Trust me, I do.
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But, for this mission,
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we're riding with Rouge.
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For better or worse.
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Well, you'll be
one member short.
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[Larry] Rita, please.
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No, I won't
participate in a mission
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where I'm not wanted.
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You'll all just
have to carry on without me.
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I wish you all good luck.
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You're going to need it.
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[clicks tongue]
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[exhales] Well...
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[book thuds]
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That was hard to watch.
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And painful for all of you,
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but let's not forget
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that you have all
just witnessed an incredibly traumatic sight.
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Future overrun
with foul beasts,
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all of you dead,
except for Vic.
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But in fairness,
your life is pretty shit.
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[Cliff] Can we move on
to the killing Darren Jones part of the plan?
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Sure. All in due time,
Cliff, yes.
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But let me look over
Rita's materials,
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let you gather yourselves.
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We... we must be focused
and ready to do this right.
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[Larry] What...
what are you saying?
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You want us to take
a quick power nap
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and then prevent
the end of the world?
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I'm with LT.
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This isn't just some
testicle monster.
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For all we know,
we could die at any second.
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Quick and dirty can no longer
be the modus operandi.
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No, this mission requires
perfection, nothing less.
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[sighs] All right.
257
00:13:45,897 --> 00:13:46,966
One hour.
258
00:13:47,064 --> 00:13:48,333
I'll do some recon of my own
259
00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:50,569
to make sure
we've covered all our bases.
260
00:13:52,169 --> 00:13:54,106
-Good?
-Wonderful.
261
00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:55,908
Incredibly helpful.
262
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,242
One hour.
263
00:13:57,341 --> 00:13:58,343
Dismissed.
264
00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:06,151
Cliff, uh, a word.
265
00:14:09,553 --> 00:14:14,393
You and I both know
that Darren Jones needs to be exterminated.
266
00:14:14,492 --> 00:14:17,796
[Cliff] Uh, yeah.
In one hour, right?
267
00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:19,531
I'm gonna go watch
Rockford Files.
268
00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:21,766
No, no, no, not in an hour.
269
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:23,002
Immediately.
270
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,803
Time is of the fucking essence.
271
00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:26,638
[Cliff] But, you just said...
272
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,641
Wait a minute.
273
00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,576
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
274
00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:35,114
Are you asking me to go
on a top-secret mission?
275
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,849
[whispering]
I don't need the others.
276
00:14:37,949 --> 00:14:39,551
I only need you.
277
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:42,787
You are literally
an indestructible zombie-killing machine.
278
00:14:42,887 --> 00:14:44,456
[Cliff] Huh.
279
00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:46,558
What do you say, Cliffy?
280
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:48,593
Do you wanna go
and save the fucking world
281
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,096
from some motherfucking Butts?
282
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,398
[Cliff] Fuck yes!
283
00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,104
[man on intercom]
State your name.
284
00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:02,041
Yu. Doctor Margaret Yu.
285
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,275
[device beeping]
286
00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,512
[indistinct chatter]
287
00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:12,817
-Doctor Yu.
-Hey.
288
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,319
Welcome to the Ant Farm,
Doctor Yu.
289
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:16,255
I apologize that you weren't
briefed more thoroughly.
290
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:21,226
The project you'll be
interfacing with is highly classified.
291
00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:22,627
Highest clearance only.
292
00:15:22,726 --> 00:15:25,197
Oh, uh,
how secret is that exactly?
293
00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:27,967
Am I allowed to tell
my bowling league?
294
00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:29,234
I would trust them
with my life.
295
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,669
-[chuckles]
-[machine beeps]
296
00:15:30,768 --> 00:15:32,171
It's fine, I get it.
297
00:15:32,269 --> 00:15:35,040
I'll just tell them
something else, uh...
298
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,210
-[machine beeping]
-Oh.
299
00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:40,545
I will tell them that I joined
the traveling circus.
300
00:15:42,647 --> 00:15:43,615
Quite.
301
00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:53,758
I understand
that you're a renowned
302
00:15:53,858 --> 00:15:55,094
linguist and anthropologist.
303
00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:56,328
Cambridge educated.
304
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,129
Two PhD's.
305
00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:59,464
Oh, three PhD's actually.
306
00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:01,934
And I'm five credits away
from the Musical Theater Degree
307
00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:03,168
that I missed in college.
308
00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:06,171
As impressive as that may be,
309
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,908
I fear that none of it
will have adequately prepared you for this.
310
00:16:09,005 --> 00:16:12,044
A little over a year ago,
the Ant Farm R and D department
311
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,146
conceived of a creature
that could be bred,
312
00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:15,647
-as a weaponized
force of nature. -[keypad beeping]
313
00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:17,516
The goal was to make
them unstoppable.
314
00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:18,283
[door opens]
315
00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:21,286
Let me guess, it worked.
316
00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:23,355
All too well.
317
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,461
Your mission is to establish
a means of communication,
318
00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:32,264
and through which assert
control and order.
319
00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:35,968
Weapons must obey our command.
320
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:40,205
[creatures growling]
321
00:16:40,971 --> 00:16:42,741
[objects clattering]
322
00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:44,176
They're like this 24/7.
323
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:45,945
-[growling continues]
-[objects clattering]
324
00:16:46,044 --> 00:16:47,179
They're beautiful.
325
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,625
All right, Cyborg.
326
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:04,663
Um, let's see what you can do
with the old-fashioned way.
327
00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:08,767
-[keyboard clacking]
-[beeping]
328
00:17:10,969 --> 00:17:12,604
[cell phone vibrates]
329
00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,648
[computer beeps]
330
00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:29,354
Booyah.
331
00:17:30,454 --> 00:17:32,191
[keyboard clacking]
332
00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:37,496
[birds chirping]
333
00:17:37,594 --> 00:17:38,830
[Larry]
I know you're scared.
334
00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:41,300
I can sense it.
335
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,236
Just-- [sighs]
336
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,605
You have to trust me
that I'm gonna make everything all right.
337
00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:49,374
[sighs]
338
00:17:49,473 --> 00:17:51,276
Once we avert the apocalypse,
339
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,445
everything will
go back to normal.
340
00:17:53,544 --> 00:17:56,215
You have to keep
trusting me, all right?
341
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:59,318
-We have to stick-- [grunts]
-[energy surging]
342
00:17:59,984 --> 00:18:01,486
Keeg?
343
00:18:01,585 --> 00:18:03,788
I said we have
to stick together.
344
00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:07,292
Why are you acting like this?
345
00:18:08,492 --> 00:18:10,329
What did Future Keeg
say to you?
346
00:18:11,529 --> 00:18:13,365
Oh, let me guess,
whatever it was,
347
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:16,335
it was all my fault, wasn't it?
348
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,170
Well, we're not
in the future anymore
349
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:19,905
and I'm still in charge.
350
00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:22,241
If we wanna fix this
we have to stay uni--
351
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,476
-[warbles]
-Damn it.
352
00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,380
There you are. Judas!
353
00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:30,382
I'm a little busy
right now, Rita.
354
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,685
[scoffs] Don't you walk
away from me!
355
00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:34,619
[Larry] Keeg!
356
00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:40,692
[sighs]
357
00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:45,364
[sighs heavily]
358
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:47,532
Fucking puzzles.
359
00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:06,318
[sighs]
360
00:19:07,018 --> 00:19:08,387
Fucking puzzles.
361
00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:21,733
There are no edge pieces.
362
00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:24,869
There are no corner pieces.
363
00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:33,745
There are no edge pieces.
364
00:19:35,146 --> 00:19:36,315
What?
365
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:37,616
And they all look the same.
366
00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:45,324
Come on,
you piece of shit piece.
367
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:46,891
[yells]
368
00:19:46,991 --> 00:19:49,228
[breathing heavily]
369
00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:51,496
[sighs]
370
00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:05,877
[burps] What's your problem?
371
00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:07,446
They fucking left.
372
00:20:07,545 --> 00:20:10,182
Rouge and Cliff, they went
on the mission without us.
373
00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:11,650
Are you fucking kidding?
374
00:20:11,749 --> 00:20:13,452
What's with everyone
ditching me lately?
375
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,320
Did someone send out a memo?
376
00:20:15,419 --> 00:20:16,655
Welcome to the club.
377
00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:19,358
Well, where are you going?
378
00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:23,262
[sighs]
379
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,931
I intercepted
a transmission report from the Bureau of Normalcy.
380
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,699
There's another
Zombie Butt out there.
381
00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:29,634
If I hurry,
I can still intercept it.
382
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:32,571
So, you're leaving us too?
383
00:20:33,838 --> 00:20:35,440
[sighs] Jane...
384
00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:39,578
would you like to join me
on a mission to save the world?
385
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:41,846
Hmm...
386
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,984
Yeah, fuck it.
Sure, yeah.
387
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,219
Wait, wait, wait,
what about Rita and Larry?
388
00:20:47,318 --> 00:20:48,387
[sighs]
389
00:20:48,486 --> 00:20:49,554
-[Rita] Larry!
-[Larry] Keeg!
390
00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:51,456
-[Rita] Larry!
-[Larry] Rita!
391
00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:53,358
-[Rita] What?
-[Larry] Have you seen Keeg?
392
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:54,526
[Rita] Larry!
393
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:55,928
It's now or never.
You ready?
394
00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:56,996
Let's go, yeah.
395
00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:58,763
Mmm.
396
00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:02,767
[cheerful music playing]
397
00:21:05,835 --> 00:21:07,940
[Cliff] Who needs a Doom Bus
or a time machine
398
00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:11,843
when you got two wheels
and unlimited stamina?
399
00:21:11,943 --> 00:21:13,712
[panting]
400
00:21:13,811 --> 00:21:15,647
Speak for yourself, big man.
401
00:21:18,915 --> 00:21:21,386
[Cliff] I told you, you could
sit on my handle bars.
402
00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:22,621
-[bicycle rattles]
-Whoa-oh.
403
00:21:22,719 --> 00:21:24,423
Then I said
I would rather die!
404
00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:25,890
[Cliff] Hmm.
405
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,328
[cheerful music continues]
406
00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:34,599
[Cliff] Ooh! Wow!
407
00:21:42,073 --> 00:21:44,843
What the fuck is that?
408
00:21:48,412 --> 00:21:51,650
This is a fucking crime!
409
00:21:51,748 --> 00:21:53,785
[clicks tongue]
Yeah, litter is a crime.
410
00:21:54,652 --> 00:21:55,921
[Cliff] Littering?
411
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:56,989
That thing isn't trash.
412
00:21:57,088 --> 00:22:00,392
That's a 1974 Gran Torino.
413
00:22:00,491 --> 00:22:01,961
It's one of the first
cars I bought
414
00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:03,895
when I made it big
on the circuit.
415
00:22:03,995 --> 00:22:06,731
I used to fix up cars
with my dad.
416
00:22:06,831 --> 00:22:09,034
Way older than the model '78.
417
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,369
[chuckles] Fuck.
418
00:22:10,468 --> 00:22:12,637
Fixing cars was probably
the only thing
419
00:22:12,737 --> 00:22:14,239
my dad was good at.
420
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,241
'Cause when
you're fixing the car,
421
00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:17,776
everything makes sense.
422
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,980
There's a solution
to every problem.
423
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,581
We both understood that.
424
00:22:23,548 --> 00:22:24,984
You just...
425
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,085
lose yourself in it.
426
00:22:27,384 --> 00:22:29,254
It's tactile.
427
00:22:29,353 --> 00:22:30,789
Well, what are you waiting for?
428
00:22:30,887 --> 00:22:33,158
Why don't you "pop the hood,"
as they say?
429
00:22:33,257 --> 00:22:36,895
You know, let yourself feel
that sensation again.
430
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,998
[Cliff] No, no. Not yet.
431
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,901
I'm saving my first touch
for my family.
432
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,168
End of discussion.
433
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,636
Save the world,
434
00:22:44,735 --> 00:22:46,638
then allow myself
to feel again.
435
00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:49,008
Anything else would be a waste.
436
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,276
Well, that's very noble.
437
00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,012
[Cliff] Yeah, well...
438
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:56,781
You're lucky that you have
people to share your life with.
439
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,019
I don't know
where I was in the future or what happened.
440
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:04,523
But I'm certain of one thing,
I was alone.
441
00:23:04,622 --> 00:23:07,159
You know,
we are quite a bit alike,
442
00:23:07,258 --> 00:23:08,727
you and me, Cliff.
443
00:23:08,826 --> 00:23:13,598
Relics from a long time passed,
444
00:23:13,697 --> 00:23:15,734
discarded by the side
of the road
445
00:23:15,832 --> 00:23:20,505
in search of a new home
we may never truly find.
446
00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:24,076
Wha... What the fuck
are you talking about?
447
00:23:24,174 --> 00:23:28,113
[clicks tongue]
Uh, the, um, the car.
448
00:23:28,212 --> 00:23:32,117
Yeah, I thought you were using
the car as a metaphor.
449
00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:33,685
Metaphor?
450
00:23:33,785 --> 00:23:34,987
A metaphor for what?
451
00:23:35,086 --> 00:23:36,488
It's a fucking car.
452
00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:38,123
Yeah. I... I know it's a--
453
00:23:38,222 --> 00:23:40,559
[Darren continues
growling and singing]
454
00:23:47,298 --> 00:23:50,235
Was that Darren fucking Jones?
455
00:23:50,334 --> 00:23:52,504
Was he fucking singing?
456
00:23:52,603 --> 00:23:56,008
[growling and singing]
457
00:23:58,241 --> 00:24:00,479
["Shipoopi" by Buddy Hackett
playing on speakers]
458
00:24:00,576 --> 00:24:01,713
[male singer]
♪ Now, a woman who'll kiss On the very first date ♪
459
00:24:01,812 --> 00:24:03,415
♪ Is usually a hussy ♪
460
00:24:03,514 --> 00:24:05,150
♪ And a woman who'll kiss
On the second time out ♪
461
00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,986
♪ Is anything but fussy ♪
462
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,820
♪ But a woman who'll wait
Till the third time around ♪
463
00:24:08,918 --> 00:24:10,322
♪ Head in the clouds
Feet on the ground ♪
464
00:24:10,421 --> 00:24:11,924
♪ She's the girl
You're glad you found ♪
465
00:24:12,023 --> 00:24:13,658
♪ She's your Shi-Poo-Pi ♪
466
00:24:13,757 --> 00:24:15,961
♪ Shi-Poo-Pi
Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi ♪
467
00:24:16,059 --> 00:24:18,063
[male chorus]
♪ The girl who's hard to get ♪
468
00:24:18,161 --> 00:24:20,099
[male singer]
♪ Shi-Poo-Pi Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi ♪
469
00:24:20,198 --> 00:24:22,462
[female chorus]
♪ But you can win her yet ♪
470
00:24:22,565 --> 00:24:24,403
[male singer]
♪ Walk her once Just to raise the curtain ♪
471
00:24:24,501 --> 00:24:26,671
♪ Then you walk around twice
And make for certain ♪
472
00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:28,340
♪ Once more
In the flower garden ♪
473
00:24:28,439 --> 00:24:30,142
♪ She will ever get sore
If you beg her pardon ♪
474
00:24:31,942 --> 00:24:33,578
[chorus]
♪ Do re mi fa so la ti ♪
475
00:24:33,677 --> 00:24:35,614
♪ Do ti la so fa mi re do ♪
476
00:24:35,712 --> 00:24:37,582
[male singer]
♪ Squeeze her once When she isn't lookin' ♪
477
00:24:37,681 --> 00:24:39,218
♪ If you get a squeeze back
That's fancy cookin' ♪
478
00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:41,153
Uh, wh... what,
what are we looking at here?
479
00:24:42,019 --> 00:24:42,988
Their butts.
480
00:24:43,087 --> 00:24:45,390
Now, General,
you and I both know
481
00:24:45,489 --> 00:24:46,758
they are so much
more than that.
482
00:24:46,857 --> 00:24:48,527
You're the visionary
behind this project.
483
00:24:48,626 --> 00:24:50,062
These aren't just Butts,
484
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,731
they're an entirely
new species of creature
485
00:24:52,829 --> 00:24:55,600
that we categorized
as Gluteus Morticus.
486
00:24:55,699 --> 00:24:57,702
Infinitely complex,
highly intelligent
487
00:24:57,801 --> 00:24:59,905
with deeply engrained
social dynamics.
488
00:25:00,003 --> 00:25:02,607
Take these two specimens
in front for example.
489
00:25:02,706 --> 00:25:05,044
Note, the scarring
on their forequarters.
490
00:25:05,143 --> 00:25:06,912
They were born
as conjoined twins.
491
00:25:07,011 --> 00:25:08,747
They're brothers
and they recognize that.
492
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,018
In fact, I've only just started
to comprehend their bond.
493
00:25:13,117 --> 00:25:14,753
One of them,
I've named Nicholas,
494
00:25:14,852 --> 00:25:16,255
and the other
I've named Theodore.
495
00:25:16,353 --> 00:25:17,856
Teddy. [chuckles]
496
00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:20,092
As you can see,
they're not killing machines.
497
00:25:20,190 --> 00:25:22,561
They're quite gentle,
they have a love of music--
498
00:25:22,661 --> 00:25:24,629
Bored!
499
00:25:24,728 --> 00:25:26,131
-[music stops]
-No, don't!
500
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:31,470
[Butts growling]
501
00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:32,938
[all exclaiming]
502
00:25:33,037 --> 00:25:34,239
[yelps] They're upset with me.
503
00:25:34,338 --> 00:25:36,008
The Butts have gotten
upset with me.
504
00:25:36,106 --> 00:25:37,676
[thudding]
505
00:25:37,775 --> 00:25:38,978
Close it, close it!
506
00:25:39,076 --> 00:25:41,446
The Butts have gotten
upset with me.
507
00:25:41,546 --> 00:25:42,814
You scared him.
508
00:25:42,913 --> 00:25:45,284
Your Butts have gone nuts.
...upset with me.
509
00:25:45,383 --> 00:25:46,818
General, say it.
510
00:25:46,917 --> 00:25:49,549
[both] We mustn't
upset the Butts.
511
00:25:49,653 --> 00:25:51,690
-[shudders]
-That's right.
512
00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:54,526
Okay, we're outta here.
513
00:25:54,624 --> 00:25:56,628
You must see
what you have here.
514
00:25:56,726 --> 00:26:00,399
This is an apex life form
capable of... of coexisting with humankind!
515
00:26:00,497 --> 00:26:04,970
Yes, and the bureau
is grateful for all your work.
516
00:26:05,069 --> 00:26:07,772
Your methods may
have been unorthodox
517
00:26:07,871 --> 00:26:11,510
but this project should be
considered a great success for our country.
518
00:26:11,608 --> 00:26:13,278
Finally,
we have what we need
519
00:26:13,377 --> 00:26:16,748
to move forward
with weaponization.
520
00:26:16,847 --> 00:26:19,451
Wait, you can't seriously
still be considering
521
00:26:19,549 --> 00:26:20,852
weaponizing these creatures.
522
00:26:20,951 --> 00:26:22,988
Please, you'd be weaponizing
523
00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:25,157
one of the greatest discoveries
of our time.
524
00:26:26,123 --> 00:26:27,026
Great discovery?
525
00:26:28,092 --> 00:26:29,028
Like what?
526
00:26:30,094 --> 00:26:31,330
Fire?
527
00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:34,099
Electricity? The atom?
528
00:26:34,198 --> 00:26:38,203
Weaponization is the fruit
of progress, Dr. Yu.
529
00:26:38,302 --> 00:26:41,706
This is the intention
of discovery always.
530
00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,604
Give me three days.
531
00:26:44,709 --> 00:26:46,078
I will change your mind.
532
00:26:46,177 --> 00:26:47,679
I will put together
the greatest talent show--
533
00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:49,414
You'll be reassigned.
534
00:26:49,514 --> 00:26:51,183
Immediately.
535
00:26:51,282 --> 00:26:54,319
-I--
-And if you continue this foolish crusade,
536
00:26:54,418 --> 00:26:56,821
you'll be demoted, or worse.
537
00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:00,492
Are you threatening me?
538
00:27:00,590 --> 00:27:03,362
You're the linguist, Doctor,
figure it out for yourself.
539
00:27:04,328 --> 00:27:05,364
[door closes]
540
00:27:05,463 --> 00:27:08,000
[scoffs]
541
00:27:08,097 --> 00:27:10,569
[Larry] Keeg, I know you love
to hide in electric wiring
542
00:27:10,668 --> 00:27:12,337
but now is not the time.
543
00:27:12,436 --> 00:27:14,673
We don't wanna risk everything
we're building together
544
00:27:14,772 --> 00:27:16,408
on a game of hide-and-seek.
545
00:27:18,042 --> 00:27:20,379
Oh, damn it, Keeg, talk to me.
546
00:27:21,978 --> 00:27:24,984
I'm done talking
to flowers and floor lamps.
547
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:25,951
Oh, shit.
548
00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:28,753
I'm sorry. Did I surprise you?
549
00:27:28,853 --> 00:27:30,055
That must be frustrating
550
00:27:30,154 --> 00:27:31,356
when someone
you love and trust
551
00:27:31,455 --> 00:27:33,392
does something
completely unexpected.
552
00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:34,693
[Larry] As I said, Rita,
553
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:35,961
I'm a bit preoccupied
at the moment.
554
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:37,963
So, that's how
you're going to play it?
555
00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:40,399
Feigning more concern
for that thing
556
00:27:40,497 --> 00:27:42,001
than you have for me?
557
00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:43,635
Well, the least
you could've done
558
00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:46,471
was look me in the eyes
before stabbing me in the back.
559
00:27:46,570 --> 00:27:47,706
Honestly, that's probably why
560
00:27:47,804 --> 00:27:49,574
Keeg wants nothing
to do with you
561
00:27:49,673 --> 00:27:52,711
now that he's seen the way
you treat those you care most about.
562
00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:54,914
The ones who love you enough
563
00:27:55,013 --> 00:27:57,677
to ignore
the bandage body odor.
564
00:27:58,782 --> 00:27:59,985
Oh, for heaven's sake, Larry,
565
00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:01,420
just cut the power
to the house.
566
00:28:01,518 --> 00:28:03,088
-[electricity crackles]
-[Larry yelps] God!
567
00:28:03,187 --> 00:28:06,625
-[Larry sighs]
-Looks like Rita was right again.
568
00:28:06,723 --> 00:28:08,127
[Larry] All right,
you know what?
569
00:28:08,225 --> 00:28:09,328
Enough.
570
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:11,663
You act like this was some
great betrayal,
571
00:28:11,762 --> 00:28:13,365
but I had my reasons.
572
00:28:13,463 --> 00:28:14,766
And even if I didn't,
573
00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:16,768
you were actually
a pretty shitty team leader.
574
00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,803
All you did was tell everyone
what to do.
575
00:28:18,903 --> 00:28:20,772
Holding us
to impossible standards,
576
00:28:20,871 --> 00:28:23,075
giving out gold stars
and demerits
577
00:28:23,174 --> 00:28:25,344
like we were all
little school children.
578
00:28:25,443 --> 00:28:27,179
After a while,
579
00:28:27,271 --> 00:28:28,813
it didn't even feel like
we were doing good for the right reasons.
580
00:28:28,913 --> 00:28:30,950
We were just
going through the motions
581
00:28:31,049 --> 00:28:33,318
as part of a misguided
vanity play.
582
00:28:33,951 --> 00:28:35,287
[Rita scoffs]
583
00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:38,857
[Larry] And as for my reasons,
I saw the future.
584
00:28:38,956 --> 00:28:41,026
We all saw where we end up.
585
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,295
Excuse me for trying
to avoid that fate.
586
00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:47,799
I would've thought
of all people,
587
00:28:47,898 --> 00:28:51,603
you'd understand
how time travel can change one's priorities.
588
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:53,172
When you came back
from the past,
589
00:28:53,271 --> 00:28:54,439
you were broken.
590
00:28:55,773 --> 00:28:57,176
You called us all strangers,
591
00:28:57,274 --> 00:28:58,877
and you haven't
made me feel like
592
00:28:58,975 --> 00:29:01,513
anything other
than a stranger ever since.
593
00:29:03,114 --> 00:29:04,316
[smacks lips] So, what then?
594
00:29:04,415 --> 00:29:08,020
You think your future
was my fault?
595
00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:10,089
[electricity crackling]
596
00:29:10,755 --> 00:29:11,991
[Larry sighs]
597
00:29:14,558 --> 00:29:17,529
[Larry] No. I saw Keeg
separated from me.
598
00:29:17,628 --> 00:29:18,964
Abandoned.
599
00:29:19,063 --> 00:29:20,900
Now he wants
nothing to do with me.
600
00:29:20,998 --> 00:29:22,401
It wasn't your fault.
601
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:25,070
If anyone was to blame
it was probably me.
602
00:29:25,168 --> 00:29:27,406
But I'll do whatever I can
to keep that from happening.
603
00:29:27,505 --> 00:29:30,142
And if that means Rouge
takes charge of the team,
604
00:29:30,241 --> 00:29:31,310
so be it.
605
00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:36,215
I'm sorry, Rita,
but I have to do this.
606
00:29:37,815 --> 00:29:39,318
Keeg is all I have left.
607
00:29:41,585 --> 00:29:42,922
All you have left?
608
00:29:45,356 --> 00:29:48,093
Being team leader
was all I had left.
609
00:29:48,192 --> 00:29:50,895
And now thanks to you,
I have nothing.
610
00:29:53,864 --> 00:29:54,900
[Larry sighs]
611
00:30:01,004 --> 00:30:03,008
[Jane] You're fucking
kidding me.
612
00:30:03,107 --> 00:30:05,610
We're supposed to be posing
as bureau agents?
613
00:30:05,709 --> 00:30:09,014
You could've at least told me
to change my fucking shirt.
614
00:30:09,113 --> 00:30:11,650
I told him
we'd be undercover.
615
00:30:11,749 --> 00:30:12,812
Oh, boy.
616
00:30:15,286 --> 00:30:17,389
Okay, so,
what's your idea exactly?
617
00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:24,596
Darren Jones
isn't the only Zombie Butt?
618
00:30:24,696 --> 00:30:26,565
I'm not sure.
619
00:30:26,664 --> 00:30:28,767
But if another Zombie Butt
escaped that night,
620
00:30:28,866 --> 00:30:31,336
then the Bureau of Normalcy
is gonna know about it.
621
00:30:32,770 --> 00:30:33,872
Okay, and this...
622
00:30:33,971 --> 00:30:35,440
And if this works,
wha... what,
623
00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:38,510
you'll finally be voted
as team leader?
624
00:30:39,878 --> 00:30:41,046
-[scoffs]
-I think the team
625
00:30:41,145 --> 00:30:42,447
made it pretty clear
how they feel
626
00:30:42,546 --> 00:30:44,716
about me being team leader,
several times.
627
00:30:44,816 --> 00:30:46,451
Then, why are you acting
628
00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:49,621
like such a lame-ass
motivational poster come to life?
629
00:30:49,721 --> 00:30:50,956
I mean, seriously,
630
00:30:51,055 --> 00:30:52,791
you're like
a energy drink commercial.
631
00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:54,059
Why are you so fucking tense?
632
00:30:54,158 --> 00:30:56,895
Because I saw
the same future you saw.
633
00:30:59,296 --> 00:31:00,232
I'm...
634
00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:03,568
I'm trying to save
the world right now,
635
00:31:03,668 --> 00:31:05,204
and maybe if we can do that,
636
00:31:05,303 --> 00:31:07,239
then I can finally
move on with my life.
637
00:31:09,739 --> 00:31:13,112
Okay, so you're gonna
save the world. Then what?
638
00:31:13,211 --> 00:31:17,249
You're gonna go off backpacking
with a bunch of normies?
639
00:31:17,348 --> 00:31:20,285
Join an ultimate
frisbee league, dude?
640
00:31:22,754 --> 00:31:25,190
Wow. I'm right, aren't I?
641
00:31:25,289 --> 00:31:28,793
Damn, everyone's just going off
on a solo act these days.
642
00:31:28,893 --> 00:31:30,795
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
643
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,232
Yeah, well,
it's easy to feel like
644
00:31:33,331 --> 00:31:35,067
everyone else
is moving on without you
645
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,202
if you're stuck standing still.
646
00:31:40,904 --> 00:31:44,843
[clicks tongue] Okay, so let...
let's say you save the world,
647
00:31:44,942 --> 00:31:46,778
then what happens tomorrow?
648
00:31:46,878 --> 00:31:48,813
I don't know. Wednesday?
649
00:31:48,913 --> 00:31:50,849
Come on.
650
00:31:50,948 --> 00:31:52,517
You've been here
long enough to know
651
00:31:52,616 --> 00:31:56,621
that our world is ending
like every other fucking day.
652
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,723
You keep telling yourself
that you're gonna move on,
653
00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:01,526
but it feels like you keep
finding reasons to stay.
654
00:32:02,494 --> 00:32:03,795
[scoffs]
655
00:32:03,894 --> 00:32:06,531
I never said I was quitting.
656
00:32:06,630 --> 00:32:08,400
I just need
some time to myself.
657
00:32:08,499 --> 00:32:10,269
I've wanted that
for a long time.
658
00:32:11,769 --> 00:32:13,105
[inhales sharply]
659
00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:14,339
Yeah, it must be nice
to know what you want.
660
00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,540
[Jane sighs]
661
00:32:18,075 --> 00:32:19,578
Have you talked to Kay lately?
662
00:32:19,677 --> 00:32:20,579
No.
663
00:32:22,146 --> 00:32:24,716
Well, there was like a moment.
664
00:32:24,814 --> 00:32:27,319
[clicks tongue] I mean,
what the fuck do you know about it?
665
00:32:28,152 --> 00:32:29,221
I was just thinking,
666
00:32:30,254 --> 00:32:31,656
maybe what Kay
wants for you
667
00:32:31,755 --> 00:32:33,658
is different to what
Kay wants for herself.
668
00:32:34,825 --> 00:32:35,794
The fuck is that
supposed to mean?
669
00:32:35,893 --> 00:32:37,029
You don't even know Kay.
670
00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:38,630
No, Kay was up top
a few months ago.
671
00:32:38,730 --> 00:32:40,065
All of us met her.
672
00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:44,436
I didn't wanna
bother you about it.
673
00:32:45,336 --> 00:32:47,006
Bother me about what?
674
00:32:48,305 --> 00:32:50,309
Kay had your recorded
interview with her,
675
00:32:50,407 --> 00:32:51,543
-like Niles used to do.
-[cell phone vibrating]
676
00:32:51,641 --> 00:32:53,378
[whispering]
Tell me everything.
677
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,682
-It's him.
-Okay.
678
00:33:01,586 --> 00:33:02,955
[birds chirping]
679
00:33:03,054 --> 00:33:04,423
[Cliff] So, what?
680
00:33:04,522 --> 00:33:06,391
We just wait for him in a barn
and ambush him?
681
00:33:08,192 --> 00:33:10,129
Yeah, is that
too complicated?
682
00:33:10,227 --> 00:33:11,530
[Cliff] Won't he
smell us coming?
683
00:33:12,730 --> 00:33:14,566
Well, the last time,
your pal, Kipling,
684
00:33:14,665 --> 00:33:18,570
had a magic hat laced
with secret pine air freshener.
685
00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:19,804
But in lieu of that,
686
00:33:19,903 --> 00:33:22,174
I've improvised
and I've doused our helmets
687
00:33:22,272 --> 00:33:24,243
with Niles's old cologne.
688
00:33:25,977 --> 00:33:26,811
[Cliff] And that'll work?
689
00:33:26,911 --> 00:33:27,913
[thudding]
690
00:33:28,012 --> 00:33:29,514
It better.
691
00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,316
[Darren whistling]
692
00:33:40,725 --> 00:33:42,727
Hello, Darren.
693
00:33:42,826 --> 00:33:46,131
[Cliff] Get ready to kiss
the cook, motherfucker.
694
00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:47,666
[growling]
695
00:33:56,273 --> 00:33:57,409
[Cliff] Holy shit!
696
00:33:57,507 --> 00:33:59,278
I still understand
zombie speak.
697
00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:00,612
Who... Uh, what's he saying?
698
00:34:00,711 --> 00:34:02,781
[Cliff] He said,
"Welcome to my farm."
699
00:34:02,879 --> 00:34:04,749
-[Madame Rouge] Hmm?
-[Cliff] Fuck the farm!
700
00:34:04,848 --> 00:34:08,120
Listen, Darren,
here's what's gonna happen.
701
00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:10,322
I'm gonna save
the fucking world
702
00:34:10,421 --> 00:34:13,592
by crushing
your dumb zombie face.
703
00:34:13,691 --> 00:34:16,795
[growls]
704
00:34:16,894 --> 00:34:18,163
What's he saying now?
705
00:34:18,262 --> 00:34:23,268
[growling]
706
00:34:32,776 --> 00:34:34,513
[Cliff] He says
he won't eat brains,
707
00:34:34,612 --> 00:34:36,881
he's refusing to be a zombie.
708
00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:39,351
Well... [sputters]
I don't think you can do that.
709
00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:41,286
Can you do that?
I don't think you can do that.
710
00:34:41,385 --> 00:34:42,554
[Cliff] I don't know.
He's still talking.
711
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:43,288
[Cliff shushes]
712
00:34:43,387 --> 00:34:45,524
[growling continues]
713
00:34:47,225 --> 00:34:49,194
[Cliff] Uh, something
about tomatoes?
714
00:34:49,293 --> 00:34:52,397
[growling continues]
715
00:34:56,766 --> 00:34:58,203
[Cliff] I think
he's wrappin' it up.
716
00:34:58,302 --> 00:35:01,506
-Okay, good, good
-[growling]
717
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,410
What's he doing?
718
00:35:06,511 --> 00:35:07,746
[growls]
719
00:35:09,781 --> 00:35:10,749
[Cliff] What the fuck?
720
00:35:10,848 --> 00:35:12,451
[growls]
721
00:35:12,549 --> 00:35:14,453
[Cliff] Fuck off, Darren.
722
00:35:14,552 --> 00:35:16,555
I came here to fight you
and save the world,
723
00:35:16,653 --> 00:35:19,658
not commit some kind of
weird mercy killing.
724
00:35:19,757 --> 00:35:21,793
What's wrong?
725
00:35:21,892 --> 00:35:23,762
[Cliff] He's asking me
to put him down!
726
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,664
Oh, and what is wrong
with that?
727
00:35:27,231 --> 00:35:28,800
[Cliff] He's a fucking zombie!
728
00:35:28,899 --> 00:35:30,169
-You're not Old fucking Yeller.
-[Darren growling]
729
00:35:30,267 --> 00:35:33,238
[continues growling]
730
00:35:40,278 --> 00:35:41,380
[Cliff] Hey, hold on.
731
00:35:41,478 --> 00:35:42,581
I don't know
if I can just kill
732
00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:44,749
an unarmed
Zombie Butt farmer.
733
00:35:44,848 --> 00:35:47,052
Stop messing
with my head, Darren.
734
00:35:47,151 --> 00:35:48,553
-Stop trying to make...
-[grunts]
735
00:35:48,652 --> 00:35:50,222
...this... this easy on me.
736
00:35:52,056 --> 00:35:53,358
[sniffs]
737
00:35:53,457 --> 00:35:55,260
-[growls]
-[Cliff] The fuck are you doing?
738
00:35:55,359 --> 00:35:56,495
What needs to be done.
739
00:35:57,662 --> 00:36:00,399
[growling]
740
00:36:00,498 --> 00:36:02,267
[Cliff] Oh, no. Oh, no.
741
00:36:02,366 --> 00:36:04,904
[growling continues]
742
00:36:05,002 --> 00:36:07,639
[Cliff screams] Holy!
743
00:36:08,272 --> 00:36:10,709
[both grunting]
744
00:36:12,276 --> 00:36:13,245
[growls]
745
00:36:13,344 --> 00:36:14,980
[Cliff] You're fucking crazy!
746
00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:16,848
[growling]
747
00:36:16,948 --> 00:36:17,849
[Cliff grunts]
748
00:36:20,584 --> 00:36:23,155
All right, Darren!
You asked for it.
749
00:36:23,254 --> 00:36:24,756
[choking]
750
00:36:24,856 --> 00:36:26,458
[Cliff grunting]
751
00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:28,460
[blood splatters]
752
00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:30,695
[ominous music playing]
753
00:36:30,795 --> 00:36:31,696
Weapon.
754
00:36:34,765 --> 00:36:36,468
-[Cliff grunts]
-[flesh squelches]
755
00:36:37,902 --> 00:36:39,771
[pants]
756
00:36:44,008 --> 00:36:45,610
[sniffles] Cliff.
757
00:36:46,377 --> 00:36:48,180
Cliff, it's... it's over.
758
00:36:48,278 --> 00:36:49,314
It's done.
759
00:36:50,881 --> 00:36:52,384
[Cliff breathes shakily]
760
00:36:52,483 --> 00:36:54,053
I did it. It's over.
761
00:36:54,151 --> 00:36:56,255
[breathing heavily]
762
00:36:59,656 --> 00:37:02,127
Something's...
[breathing heavily]
763
00:37:02,226 --> 00:37:03,963
Something's cold.
764
00:37:05,896 --> 00:37:08,533
Oh, no. Oh, God, no.
765
00:37:09,266 --> 00:37:10,903
Oh, God! No!
766
00:37:11,001 --> 00:37:13,038
No! No, no, no!
767
00:37:13,136 --> 00:37:15,540
-I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, Cliff. -[Cliff breathing heavily]
768
00:37:16,873 --> 00:37:18,810
You said you needed
a reason to fight, I--
769
00:37:18,910 --> 00:37:20,412
[Cliff] You did
the right thing.
770
00:37:21,612 --> 00:37:23,748
I hesitated
and you got it done.
771
00:37:25,149 --> 00:37:27,119
That's why
you're the leader.
772
00:37:27,218 --> 00:37:28,287
Where the fuck's my...
773
00:37:28,386 --> 00:37:29,554
[grunts]
774
00:37:32,256 --> 00:37:33,858
[breathing heavily] Shit.
775
00:37:35,392 --> 00:37:37,096
[Cliff sighs]
776
00:37:37,195 --> 00:37:38,730
Well, what are we waiting for?
777
00:37:40,564 --> 00:37:41,866
We saved the world.
778
00:37:43,062 --> 00:37:44,536
Let's fucking go home.
779
00:37:50,241 --> 00:37:51,610
Right.
780
00:37:51,709 --> 00:37:54,546
[techno music playing]
781
00:38:09,226 --> 00:38:11,030
Agent Wolfmann, I presume.
782
00:38:11,128 --> 00:38:12,531
Correct.
783
00:38:12,630 --> 00:38:14,967
And this is my associate,
Agent Perez.
784
00:38:15,066 --> 00:38:17,736
[clicks tongue] Hey.
Sorry about my shirt.
785
00:38:17,836 --> 00:38:18,737
Laundry day.
786
00:38:21,004 --> 00:38:24,809
And you must be the,
uh... The Butt Hunter.
787
00:38:25,744 --> 00:38:26,946
[chomps]
788
00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:28,847
Why don't you
take a wild guess?
789
00:38:29,781 --> 00:38:30,782
Shit.
790
00:38:32,549 --> 00:38:35,754
[whispering] You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
791
00:38:35,852 --> 00:38:37,656
We don't wanna waste
any more of your time.
792
00:38:37,755 --> 00:38:39,319
We expect
a full mission report.
793
00:38:39,423 --> 00:38:44,296
You know I don't do those fancy
Bureau Normalcy protocols.
794
00:38:44,395 --> 00:38:45,764
Hunter's gotta have
his own code.
795
00:38:47,832 --> 00:38:48,667
Humor me.
796
00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:50,702
All right.
797
00:38:53,336 --> 00:38:57,209
A year ago the BON
lost an entire hoard of killer Butts.
798
00:38:57,308 --> 00:39:00,545
Due to my specific skill set,
I was hired to round 'em up.
799
00:39:02,113 --> 00:39:03,248
Several confirmed dead,
800
00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:05,584
some by my hand,
some by others.
801
00:39:05,683 --> 00:39:07,852
But the majority
have been safely recovered.
802
00:39:09,386 --> 00:39:10,855
I always try to be humane
in my approach
803
00:39:10,954 --> 00:39:14,994
but, [chuckles] you know
how this business can be.
804
00:39:15,087 --> 00:39:16,828
The Butt hunting business?
805
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:17,862
That's the one.
806
00:39:17,962 --> 00:39:19,698
What's the current
status report?
807
00:39:19,796 --> 00:39:22,701
Recently,
I came into possession of the final target.
808
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,836
It was particularly
difficult to track.
809
00:39:24,935 --> 00:39:26,638
These things are crafty,
you know.
810
00:39:26,737 --> 00:39:30,009
Butt hunting...
It's chess, it's not...
811
00:39:34,178 --> 00:39:35,280
Yahtzee.
812
00:39:35,379 --> 00:39:37,282
Why was it
difficult to track?
813
00:39:37,381 --> 00:39:38,717
Didn't behave like the others.
814
00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:40,752
Seemed sick.
815
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,383
Infected, possibly.
816
00:39:43,487 --> 00:39:45,524
I put it on ice
to transport it.
817
00:39:45,622 --> 00:39:48,193
Cold seems to place it
in a vegetative state.
818
00:39:48,292 --> 00:39:50,562
But make no mistake,
this thing is not dead.
819
00:39:51,561 --> 00:39:53,598
Not all the way, anyway.
820
00:39:53,698 --> 00:39:54,967
So, it's a zombie.
821
00:39:55,066 --> 00:39:56,068
What's a zombie?
822
00:39:56,167 --> 00:39:57,802
Do you seriously not know
what a zombie is?
823
00:39:57,901 --> 00:40:00,105
I have a very
particular set of skills.
824
00:40:00,203 --> 00:40:02,874
-[softly] Okay.
-[Vic] Your information tracks with our intel.
825
00:40:05,009 --> 00:40:06,645
Agent, um...
826
00:40:07,578 --> 00:40:08,480
[whispering] Butt Hunter.
827
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:09,409
Butt Hunter.
828
00:40:09,513 --> 00:40:10,715
[whispers] Thank you.
829
00:40:10,814 --> 00:40:12,784
The bureau thanks you
for your work.
830
00:40:17,087 --> 00:40:19,691
-[whispering] Vic.
-[Vic] Yeah?
831
00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:21,994
[whispering] Where are
the real BON agents?
832
00:40:22,092 --> 00:40:23,028
[scoffs]
833
00:40:23,127 --> 00:40:24,796
I secretly moved up
the meeting.
834
00:40:24,896 --> 00:40:26,331
They're an hour behind us.
835
00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:29,568
Okay, but this Butt whacker
was like 45 minutes late.
836
00:40:30,601 --> 00:40:31,670
Now we gotta move.
837
00:40:39,677 --> 00:40:40,913
I'm assuming
you have my payment.
838
00:40:41,713 --> 00:40:42,915
It'll be wired to you.
839
00:40:43,014 --> 00:40:43,916
In Bitcoin.
840
00:40:47,051 --> 00:40:48,553
-[Jane chuckles]
-[Vic grunts]
841
00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:49,955
-Thanks.
-[Vic] Yeah.
842
00:40:55,059 --> 00:40:58,230
And this
is the final Butt, right?
843
00:40:58,328 --> 00:40:59,831
Who's the Butt hunter here?
844
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:01,233
Me or you?
845
00:41:01,332 --> 00:41:02,902
And none of the other Butts
had any signs of sickness,
846
00:41:02,995 --> 00:41:04,236
only this one?
847
00:41:05,336 --> 00:41:06,705
Adios, amigo.
848
00:41:09,106 --> 00:41:09,874
Don't let 'em hit ya
849
00:41:09,974 --> 00:41:11,610
where the good Lord splits ya.
850
00:41:15,812 --> 00:41:17,917
[breathing heavily]
Really missing your cyborg tech
851
00:41:18,015 --> 00:41:22,454
right about now,
fucking Agent... Wolfmann.
852
00:41:22,552 --> 00:41:24,356
Now, what's your
super power again, Jane,
853
00:41:24,455 --> 00:41:25,424
besides complaining?
854
00:41:25,522 --> 00:41:26,791
[Jane breathing heavily]
855
00:41:26,890 --> 00:41:28,360
Flit, I know I never
ask you for anything
856
00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:29,594
but please don't fuck me.
857
00:41:29,694 --> 00:41:30,963
[car doors open]
858
00:41:42,272 --> 00:41:44,109
[operatic music playing
over headphones]
859
00:41:48,745 --> 00:41:51,750
[man over pa system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
860
00:42:00,959 --> 00:42:02,727
Attention, the Butts are loose.
861
00:42:02,827 --> 00:42:04,896
[Cliff yells] Fuck!
862
00:42:05,529 --> 00:42:07,099
What the fuck?
863
00:42:07,198 --> 00:42:08,067
Oh, fuck!
864
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:09,034
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck!
865
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,305
[man over pa system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
866
00:42:13,403 --> 00:42:14,773
[alarm blaring]
867
00:42:14,871 --> 00:42:16,536
What the hell
are you still doing here?
868
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,644
We have to get
above ground before the exterminators arrive.
869
00:42:20,678 --> 00:42:21,580
Exterminators?
870
00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:24,183
[alarm blaring]
871
00:42:24,281 --> 00:42:27,186
[man over pa system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
872
00:42:27,285 --> 00:42:29,221
[metal creaking]
873
00:42:33,424 --> 00:42:35,894
[eerie music playing]
874
00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:50,742
[whispering] Nicholas?
875
00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,353
[footsteps approaching]
876
00:43:14,698 --> 00:43:17,402
Any luck with your friend?
877
00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:20,600
[electricity crackling]
878
00:43:20,704 --> 00:43:22,174
[Larry] Does that answer
your question?
879
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:27,212
[Cliff] Daddy's home,
shitlickers!
880
00:43:27,311 --> 00:43:28,580
'Tis done.
881
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:30,782
Cliff and I found Darren Jones
and we kicked his ass.
882
00:43:30,882 --> 00:43:32,117
[Cliff chuckles]
883
00:43:32,216 --> 00:43:33,585
The fucker didn't even
put up a fight.
884
00:43:33,685 --> 00:43:35,354
[Larry] Congratulations.
885
00:43:41,858 --> 00:43:44,696
Okay, uh, why...
why y'all acting so sore?
886
00:43:44,794 --> 00:43:46,265
We did it.
Mission accomplished.
887
00:43:46,363 --> 00:43:47,432
The world is saved.
888
00:43:47,532 --> 00:43:48,800
Not yet, it isn't.
889
00:43:49,768 --> 00:43:50,802
[Jane] No.
890
00:43:54,739 --> 00:43:56,636
[box thudding]
891
00:43:57,842 --> 00:43:59,311
After you two went AWOL,
892
00:43:59,410 --> 00:44:00,913
I hacked into
the bureau's records.
893
00:44:01,012 --> 00:44:02,681
Now there was a second
Zombie Butt
894
00:44:02,779 --> 00:44:04,416
that none of us
had even considered.
895
00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:05,517
[Jane] Yeah.
896
00:44:05,617 --> 00:44:06,818
We went undercover
897
00:44:06,917 --> 00:44:08,787
and just stole it
right from under them.
898
00:44:08,887 --> 00:44:10,222
Thanks for the invite, though.
899
00:44:10,321 --> 00:44:11,756
Excellent work, you two.
900
00:44:11,856 --> 00:44:13,592
You see, this is what happens
901
00:44:13,685 --> 00:44:15,494
when this team
is given the autonomy
902
00:44:15,587 --> 00:44:17,657
to make decisions
for themselves.
903
00:44:17,762 --> 00:44:19,098
You know what?
904
00:44:19,196 --> 00:44:21,533
We all deserve a gold star.
905
00:44:21,632 --> 00:44:24,369
I didn't do this
for a gold star.
906
00:44:24,468 --> 00:44:25,870
Eh, whatever,
mission accomplished.
907
00:44:25,970 --> 00:44:28,107
This is the final Zombie Butt.
908
00:44:32,276 --> 00:44:33,812
I'm sure you two
can handle it.
909
00:44:36,781 --> 00:44:37,917
So, Cliff, uh,
910
00:44:38,015 --> 00:44:40,319
can you dispose off
the second Butt?
911
00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,854
[Cliff] Me? Kill it?
912
00:44:42,954 --> 00:44:44,823
-With pleasure.
-Okay, great.
913
00:44:50,962 --> 00:44:52,431
Let's see what we got here.
914
00:44:52,530 --> 00:44:53,365
[sighs]
915
00:45:02,206 --> 00:45:05,844
Oh, I'm sorry,
little guy.
916
00:45:13,350 --> 00:45:14,286
Just need a minute.
917
00:45:20,457 --> 00:45:21,994
I felt something today.
918
00:45:23,828 --> 00:45:25,264
Really felt something.
919
00:45:25,363 --> 00:45:26,331
I swear.
920
00:45:26,430 --> 00:45:27,967
For the first time
in a long time.
921
00:45:29,699 --> 00:45:31,770
I always thought if I ever
got a chance to feel again,
922
00:45:31,868 --> 00:45:33,733
it'd be my daughter's
hand in mine.
923
00:45:33,838 --> 00:45:35,240
Maybe my grandson in my arms
924
00:45:35,339 --> 00:45:37,309
while I help him
with his hiccups.
925
00:45:37,408 --> 00:45:38,610
That would've been nice.
926
00:45:38,709 --> 00:45:39,778
Instead,
927
00:45:39,877 --> 00:45:41,313
I felt someone's
skull collapse
928
00:45:41,411 --> 00:45:43,215
under my palm
like a grapefruit.
929
00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:44,783
The tough skin,
930
00:45:45,783 --> 00:45:47,352
messy insides.
931
00:45:48,619 --> 00:45:50,422
I felt it all.
932
00:45:50,521 --> 00:45:51,751
The blood was cold.
933
00:45:52,924 --> 00:45:55,060
I guess he was dead already,
934
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:57,062
sort of.
935
00:45:59,030 --> 00:46:00,299
His eyes...
936
00:46:02,766 --> 00:46:06,238
It felt like there was still
warmth in his eyes.
937
00:46:08,006 --> 00:46:10,475
[rattling]
938
00:46:14,111 --> 00:46:15,514
I just... I need a minute.
939
00:46:15,613 --> 00:46:16,448
[sighs]
940
00:46:18,715 --> 00:46:20,385
[pensive music playing]
941
00:46:56,754 --> 00:46:58,057
[sighs]
942
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,030
[beeping]
943
00:47:05,129 --> 00:47:06,531
[cell phone vibrating]
944
00:47:32,689 --> 00:47:34,927
[Vic on recording]
What would you like to talk about?
945
00:47:35,759 --> 00:47:36,929
[Kay] I've been thinking,
946
00:47:37,995 --> 00:47:40,432
well, more like wondering.
947
00:47:40,531 --> 00:47:43,068
What is the underground
supposed to be?
948
00:47:43,868 --> 00:47:45,137
What it's for?
949
00:47:45,236 --> 00:47:46,638
[Vic] You mean
like its purpose?
950
00:47:46,737 --> 00:47:48,673
[Kay] Yes! Its purpose.
951
00:47:48,772 --> 00:47:51,210
What is the purpose
of the underground?
952
00:47:51,308 --> 00:47:52,912
All of the different personas.
953
00:47:53,010 --> 00:47:54,279
I used to know,
954
00:47:54,378 --> 00:47:56,615
all of the personas
always said
955
00:47:56,714 --> 00:47:57,917
they had one purpose,
956
00:47:58,749 --> 00:47:59,985
to protect me.
957
00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:01,353
[Vic] And they do,
don't they?
958
00:48:04,989 --> 00:48:06,058
[Kay] Maybe.
959
00:48:06,157 --> 00:48:07,359
I don't know.
960
00:48:08,126 --> 00:48:09,794
Something's changed.
961
00:48:09,893 --> 00:48:12,998
I don't think I need them
to have that purpose anymore.
962
00:48:13,097 --> 00:48:15,234
I think they need
a new purpose.
963
00:48:15,332 --> 00:48:17,236
Otherwise,
they'll all be lost.
964
00:48:17,335 --> 00:48:19,104
[Vic] What do you mean
they'll be lost?
965
00:48:19,203 --> 00:48:20,339
I don't know.
966
00:48:22,306 --> 00:48:24,676
I think they need to figure
that out for themselves.
967
00:48:25,943 --> 00:48:27,846
[Jane] A new purpose?
968
00:48:27,945 --> 00:48:30,349
The fuck is my purpose,
if it's not to protect you?
969
00:48:30,447 --> 00:48:33,085
[Vic] Does Jane
know her purpose?
970
00:48:33,184 --> 00:48:34,586
She takes care of me.
971
00:48:36,553 --> 00:48:40,125
She still thinks her purpose
is to protect me.
972
00:48:41,754 --> 00:48:43,228
She's feeling lost.
973
00:48:44,395 --> 00:48:45,998
But she'll be all right.
974
00:48:46,096 --> 00:48:49,101
If anybody can put the pieces
together, it's Jane.
975
00:48:49,734 --> 00:48:51,036
[recorder stops]
976
00:48:52,102 --> 00:48:53,172
[sighs]
977
00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:01,080
[sighs]
978
00:49:05,549 --> 00:49:07,719
["The Ladies Who Lunch"
playing on speakers]
979
00:49:07,818 --> 00:49:09,989
♪ Everybody laugh ♪
980
00:49:12,589 --> 00:49:14,526
♪ Lounging in their caftans ♪
981
00:49:14,626 --> 00:49:15,928
[humming]
982
00:49:16,027 --> 00:49:19,264
♪ And planning a brunch ♪
983
00:49:21,198 --> 00:49:23,502
♪ On their own behalf ♪
984
00:49:28,272 --> 00:49:30,342
♪ Off to the gym ♪
985
00:49:31,408 --> 00:49:34,013
♪ Then to a fitting ♪
986
00:49:34,112 --> 00:49:36,115
♪ Claiming they're fat ♪
987
00:49:39,316 --> 00:49:42,087
♪ And looking grim ♪
988
00:49:43,187 --> 00:49:45,390
♪ 'Cause they've been sitting ♪
989
00:49:46,424 --> 00:49:48,560
♪ Choosing a hat ♪
990
00:49:50,561 --> 00:49:53,465
♪ Does anyone
Still wear a hat? ♪
991
00:49:53,564 --> 00:49:56,035
[Nicholas]
♪ I'll drink to that ♪
992
00:49:56,132 --> 00:49:59,404
-♪ I'll drink to that ♪
-♪ I'll drink to that ♪
993
00:49:59,503 --> 00:50:02,707
♪ Here's to the girls
Who stay smart ♪
994
00:50:02,807 --> 00:50:03,775
♪ Aren't they a gas? ♪
995
00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:04,743
[ominous music playing]
996
00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:09,343
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