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What, are we ready?
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OK.
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All right, settle
everyone, please.
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Quiet on the set.
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OK, let's do this.
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What I want you to do is
when the camera starts
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moving forward, just
start to drift back
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to that day, that moment,
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when you knew, right?
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And roll sound.
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Speed.
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Roll camera.
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Rolling.
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Marker.
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[music playing]
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Action.
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I'm not in love,
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so don't forget it,
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it's just a silly phase
I'm going through.
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And just because, I caught--
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What happened?
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[music playing]
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Now, he was master of the world.
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And though he was not
quite sure what to do next,
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he would think of something.
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[music playing]
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[chatter]
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[music playing]
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Look, it's a soldier.
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He's going to throw a grenade.
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Cut.
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Action.
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Patrick Read Johnson!
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[laughter]
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[music playing]
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Mom!
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Patrick Read Johnson!
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What did you even need it
to be a zebra for, anyway?
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It's for one of my films.
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You don't understand.
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You're not a filmmaker.
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I'm trying real hard
to understand you.
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On the good news front,
he did promise the horse
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would be brown again by dinner.
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[music playing]
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[laughter]
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So I was thinking.
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Maybe it's time we thought
about adopting another baby.
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How many babies do you
want to have, exactly?
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A dozen?
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I'm not sure--
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Jesus Christ.
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Editing is when you see
something in your story
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that you don't like and
you just take it out.
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Take it out.
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[music playing]
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Cut.
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I already got blown up
in the grenade scene.
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Just jump.
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He deserves a childhood.
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Everybody deserves a childhood.
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I'm not sure it's the childhood
they think they deserve.
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I think the
childhood that people
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deserve is the one where they
learn how the world works.
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I haven't always been
wise, or done what's right?
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Line.
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We all made mistakes.
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It's what we do after we make
the mistake that's important.
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I don't think we learn how
the world works at the movies.
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When is the time?
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When is he going to learn?
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[music playing]
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Patrick Read Johnson?
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Where's your brother?
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Mom, do you mind?
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I'll be back with a shotgun.
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Mom, help me.
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Patrick!
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One of you is in big trouble.
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Steven Spielberg?
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Who the hell is
Steven Spielberg?
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You're kidding, right?
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Do I look like I'm kidding?
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The guy who made Jaws, the most
successful movie of all time?
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The movie we're making
a sequel to here?
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By make, do you
mean he produced it?
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No, directed it.
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Careful, you're bleeding
on Moonbase Alpha.
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OK, so tell me, Pat.
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What the hell's the
difference between a director
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and a producer?
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Well--
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Patrick!
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Patrick!
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I don't know where
you're hiding,
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but I'm going to
Jungle's in 15 minutes.
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And if you want me to
pick up any more film,
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you better clean up this
shark attack mess before I go.
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And don't forget, it's
your turn to do the runs.
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Producer, director.
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Anyway, in Steven Spielberg's
first movie, Duel,
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this guy's being chased by
this old diesel fuel truck.
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He cut off on the
highway, and this truck
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is, like, the unstoppable
ghost truck from hell.
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Truck that's been on the
highway since the beginning
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of time and always will be.
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And every time this
guy thinks he's
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gotten away from
the thing, wham,
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it's right there behind him.
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Or in the case of this one
shot, in front of him, waiting.
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And the way Steven
Spielberg shoots it,
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he doesn't just have a
dorky close up of the guy
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going, whoa, to his
POV of the truck
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on the road to another
shot of the guy reacting.
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Oh, of course not.
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No, Spielberg has
this car racing up
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the highway in a long shot.
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And suddenly, the car
slams on its brakes, wham,
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camera pulls back to
reveal the underside
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of this dark, oily, smelly,
rumbling, smoldering,
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mechanical monster
waiting for him.
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Could you get Hooper's torso?
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So the car hitting its
brakes is the reaction shot.
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The squeal of the car's tires
is the main character's scream
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of terror.
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I still don't get how you
think you can get away
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with making a Jaws 2.
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I mean, at the end of Jaws
1, the shark's nothing
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but red mist and bone meal.
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No, no, no, not if it's
like the truck in Duel.
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Not if it's a shark
that's been swimming
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in the ocean since the beginning
of time, and always will be,
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the primordial
carnivore instinct
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made manifest by its
insatiable desire to feed.
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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The pool filter will
get the rest out?
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And what happened the
other six films we started?
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We're a movie studio, Bill.
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If we're going to make it, we
need to work on as many movies
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as we can.
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Or maybe we could
just finish one.
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Requiem to the Planet of
the Apes is almost finished.
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Almost finished?
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You've been working on it
since you were 12 years old.
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Well, I want it to be perfect.
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Well shit, Pat, it's
already got a bunch
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of other 12-year-olds
running around a cornfield,
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and bad rubber monkey
mask chasing you
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in a loincloth pretending
to be Charlton Heston.
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What could be more
perfect than that?
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Are you ever going to start
taking this stuff seriously?
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- Hell no.
- Why not?
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Because I don't think
that making little super
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eight movies in Pat
Johnson's backyard
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is my ticket to Hollywood.
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Then why do you keep
showing up to help?
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Because I feel
sorry for you, Pat.
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Why?
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Oh, shit.
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What's that?
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That wasn't a shotgun.
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It was my stupid brother Pat.
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Patrick, when you
dragged your box spring
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mattress out into the woods
so your German snipers
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could fall out of the
trees without getting
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killed, what did I say?
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You said, Patrick--
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Electrons, please.
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When you spray painted
your sister's horse
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to look like a zebra,
what did I say?
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After that.
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You said that you would
always support whatever road
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I chose to follow, as long as
I was willing to pay the toll.
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And I always have been.
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I painted Jody's
horse brown again.
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You were 10.
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That was a noble gesture,
but you're not 10 anymore.
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And I'm not paying for
another pool filter.
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Mom, we don't need
a new pool filter.
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Why is it that every time
I blow the circuit breakers
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in this house, you panic?
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That's what circuit
breakers are, for blowing,
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to keep things from breaking
when you push them too far.
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That's exactly my point.
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You're pushing things too far.
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Mom, the shark attack had to
look like it was taking place
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out at sea, at night.
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We couldn't take the
shark out to Lake Michigan
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past the waves, or it'd
be too deep to operate.
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Plus, we had to shoot
it day for night,
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because I don't have
any decent lights,
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and we couldn't use
them on the water
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without electrocuting
Bill anyway.
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So the perfect solution was
to shoot it in an insert tank.
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It's a swimming pool.
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[music playing]
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Playing the best
music, WLS, Chicago
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your car shouldn't blow
all your hard earned dough.
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She's ready to go with Vesuvio.
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Lot of requests for this
one to start your day.
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Have little Queen along the way.
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Good morning, Mr. And
Mrs. Warren High School.
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And all freaks hiding behind
the ROTC jet smoking pot.
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This is this year's president of
the student body, Bill Holmes,
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along with this year's
resident of the student
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body, Pat Johnson.
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And these are the
morning announcements
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for August 23, 1976.
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The new school year got off to
a rousing start at the pep rally
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yesterday with over 100 members
of the Warren Township marching
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band all blowing and beating
their instruments in unison.
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Wrap it up, boys.
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OK, today's menu
is an old favorite.
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That's right.
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The cafeteria is
serving muttloaf,
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served with green-ish beans and
your choice of mashed potatoes
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or tater tits--
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I mean tots.
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Damn it, Holmes, you cannot
say tits in the morning
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announcements.
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Well, you just did.
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Besides, my tits
was the a typo tits.
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I'm pretty you meant to
write tots, not tits.
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Damn it, Holmes.
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And finally, in
the sports report,
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the varsity football team, led
by quarterback Doug Austerlin,
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trounced Stephenson yesterday.
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At the victory party,
Doug had this to say--
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oh man, I think
I'm going to hurl.
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[grunting]
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What are you idiots doing?
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Practicing our pick up
routine for parties.
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If one of us spots a
girl we want to meet,
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the other one picks a fight and
pretends to beat the crap out
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of the guy that wants the girl.
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Then, the girl
comes over and makes
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sure the guy who got
beat up is all right,
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gets him ice
and offers to drive him
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to the hospital, and--
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Finds out he's a
lying, cheating ass,
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and hits him with a shovel?
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Oh.
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Only you would think
this could work?
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Oh.
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Oh, man.
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I think you're going to hurl.
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Today's lesson, never
mess with the alpha male.
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Oh, are you OK, Patty?
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Did he just say alpha male?
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Somebody give him some ice.
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See, it does work.
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[music - queen, "long away"]
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[SINGING] Take heart,
my friend, we love you.
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Though it seems
like you're alone.
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A million lights above you
smile down upon your home.
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Hurry, put your
troubles in a suitcase
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00:15:56,541 --> 00:16:01,125
and come let the new child play.
261
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:06,458
Lonely as a whisper on a
star chase, I'm leaving here.
262
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,958
I'm long away.
263
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,875
For all the stars in
heaven I would not live--
264
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,625
I could not live this way.
265
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:21,166
[explosion]
266
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,000
[music playing]
267
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,958
I'm the Amazing Alfredo,
ladies and gentlemen.
268
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,125
I'll guess your age, your
weight, your month of birth.
269
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:29,125
Who's next?
270
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,875
You?
271
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:31,958
All right.
272
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,208
What's up with your head?
273
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,000
Some kid threw up on my face.
274
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,291
Again.
275
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,791
Oh, it seems you're a lot
heavier than I expected.
276
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,041
Grab yourself a
prize, young lady,
277
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:46,125
and try not to eat so
many hot dogs, huh?
278
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,375
Oh, you.
279
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:48,666
You there.
280
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,375
What can I guess for
you today, young lady?
281
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:51,625
Come on.
282
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:52,916
Huh?
283
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,958
I am the amazing Alfredo,
ladies and gentlemen.
284
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,291
Step right up.
285
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,708
I'll guess your
age, your weight.
286
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,875
Who's next?
287
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,458
Something up with you and Robin?
288
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,458
All right, what can I
guess for you today, lady?
289
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,375
- My age.
- Very well.
290
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,875
What? No. No.
291
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:10,291
I'm writing my answer on my
official Amazing Alfredo--
292
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,333
Jeez, Donny, she's my
best friend's girlfriend.
293
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,791
- They broke up weeks ago.
- What?
294
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,125
She wants to get married.
295
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,166
He doesn't.
296
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,708
- What?
- That's cheating.
297
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,708
Just making a little
conversation here.
298
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,833
Sheesh.
299
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,916
OK.
300
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,458
You got anything else, Patty?
301
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,125
This is like old man food.
302
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,458
That's all there was left.
303
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,500
What is vermouth anyway?
304
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:33,333
Did you bring us all out here
with the promise of alcohol,
305
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,291
and the most amazing
view in Lake County,
306
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,625
and this is what we get?
307
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:37,708
Patrick.
308
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,208
More booze, Pat.
309
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,875
Go buy some.
310
00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:45,958
With what?
311
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,208
This is Pat.
312
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,125
Every dollar he
makes shoveling shit
313
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,333
goes towards building
spaceships for his latest epic.
314
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,166
Get a real job, Pat.
315
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,625
We'll all like it better if
you keep giving us more booze.
316
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,375
I'll like you better if
you get under this blanket
317
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,500
and keep me warm.
318
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:06,333
[music playing]
319
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,208
It's a free country,
though, you have to get married.
320
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,958
Go to hell, Bill.
321
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000
[radio chatter]
322
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:24,875
[music playing]
323
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,625
What?
324
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:29,666
Nothing.
325
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,833
What?
326
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,458
[car horn]
327
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,666
Mm-- Patrick.
328
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,041
Patrick.
329
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,500
Patrick.
330
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,458
What?
331
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,375
Why am I giving you a ride home?
332
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,333
Because my car's in the shop.
333
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,708
Why is your car in the shop?
334
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,916
Have you ever seen "Duel."
335
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:15,750
OK, well anyway, I can't get
it out until I earn some money.
336
00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,458
And I can't earn
some money until I
337
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,958
get a job, which I wouldn't
be able to go to if I had one
338
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,625
because my car's in the shop.
339
00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:25,125
Why don't you come
work at Games?
340
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:30,625
I don't think I should work
in Games, if-- you know,
341
00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,000
you and I are--
342
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,875
[laughs]
343
00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:38,125
You and I aren't.
344
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,958
Because of Bill?
345
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,000
No, not because of Bill!
346
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:49,125
I don't give it one
damn, damn, about Bill!
347
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,625
This, right now,
is because of Bill,
348
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:56,833
and his journey to the center
of Debbie What's-her-pants.
349
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,791
Oh.
350
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:07,625
OK, I-- well, if you guys
are broken up for good,
351
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,958
then why not?
352
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,500
Because you're a goofy boy.
353
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:24,958
But mostly because
you're leaving.
354
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,166
What are you talking about?
355
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,208
So go.
356
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,458
OK.
357
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,958
Wait.
358
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,166
Wait, come here.
359
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,500
Be quiet.
360
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,791
You are going to find the
perfect girl for you
361
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,458
really soon.
362
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,250
And then you'll finally
lose your virginity.
363
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:49,958
And then I'll be kicking
myself because I didn't
364
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,583
get to add it to my collection.
365
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,625
Well, add it, please.
366
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,625
Pat.
367
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,458
Yeah.
368
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,666
Get out.
369
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,875
Get out.
370
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,333
[MUSIC - 10CC,
"I'M NOT IN LOVE"]
371
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:08,791
[SINGING] Upon the wall,
it hides the nasty stain
372
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:12,458
that's lying there.
373
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,833
I'd marry you.
374
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:23,750
[music playing]
375
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,750
Guys.
376
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,041
Guys.
377
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,958
[grunting]
378
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,125
Check it out.
379
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,958
[grunting]
380
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,333
Is this the coolest
thing ever or what?
381
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,541
It's obviously not a
natural rock formation.
382
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,958
It's got to be some kind of
exotic alien unobtainium.
383
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,458
But what does it all symbolize?
384
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,125
Does the monolith
represent a wall
385
00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:43,625
that we're destined for
ourselves against forever,
386
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:46,041
a headstone for the
already doomed human race,
387
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:50,125
or is it a doorway to the
infinite potential afforded
388
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,458
by a boundless universe?
389
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,625
There's only one
way to find out.
390
00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,125
We have to touch it.
391
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,458
Don't be afraid.
392
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,041
This is our big moment.
393
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:01,291
Just think, somewhere beyond the
far corners of the mind's eye,
394
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:04,500
powerful beings beyond
our ken are watching.
395
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,875
For all we know,
Douglas Trumbull himself
396
00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:08,958
could be watching
us, waiting for us
397
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
to walk through this
quantum mechanical door.
398
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:12,791
So come on, fellow hominids.
399
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,791
Gather round.
400
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:18,333
Walk right up, walk upright,
and touch the monolith.
401
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,750
[grunting]
402
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:27,500
I can fix this.
403
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:28,625
I--
404
00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:30,125
Patrick Read Johnson!
405
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:33,166
Oh, no.
406
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:34,958
What?
407
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,666
Where's your dresser?
408
00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:42,458
Hmm?
409
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,083
[music playing]
410
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,958
[SINGING] At the first crack of
dawn we're turning things on.
411
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,625
[whistling]
412
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:51,291
Are there schools around that
teach you how to be a producer?
413
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,500
Director.
414
00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:54,791
OK, are there
directors schools where
415
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:57,333
you could learn how to really
do this without painting
416
00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,708
everything we own flat black?
417
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,125
The only good ones are in
New York and California,
418
00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,166
and they cost way more
than we could ever afford.
419
00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:05,958
Well, didn't anyone
ever become a director
420
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,666
who didn't go to film school?
421
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,166
Douglas Trumbull.
422
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,458
Well, how did he do it?
423
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,458
Well, he was the visual
effects supervisor
424
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,958
for "2001: A Space Odyssey."
425
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,125
And he was so good
at his job that, when
426
00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:17,833
he went to Universal
Studios and said
427
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,625
that he could do his
first film "Silent
428
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,458
Running" for a million dollars,
they actually believed him.
429
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,166
And then he actually did it.
430
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,125
And now he's director.
431
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,125
So to become a director, you
have to become a visual effects
432
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,458
person first?
433
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,500
No, no, but it's one way.
434
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:36,791
And it's a way I might
have a chance at.
435
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:43,208
If I could go to LA and maybe
just talk to him, meet him
436
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,791
for a few minutes, maybe
show him one of my films
437
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,791
or some of my models,
maybe he'd understand
438
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,041
what I'm trying to do.
439
00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,291
Maybe I could work for him.
440
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,708
You know, just
gluing model parts
441
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,333
onto a spaceship
for his next movie.
442
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,708
So why don't you call him?
443
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,291
What? On the phone?
444
00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,833
No, just stand in the
backyard and shout West.
445
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,666
Yes, on the phone.
446
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,458
Well, first of all, I
don't have his number.
447
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,833
Well, did you look for it?
448
00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,458
It's probably top secret.
449
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,958
Yeah, to keep dorks like him
from calling up all the time,
450
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,333
wanting to meet him.
451
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,291
Oh, I think he'd be
flattered to know that people
452
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:16,583
are trying to meet him.
453
00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:18,500
Not if he wants to get
any real movie work done.
454
00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:19,541
Hey, my movies are real.
455
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,041
Yeah, real bad.
456
00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,875
I know.
457
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:25,041
Why don't you offer to
answer his phone for him?
458
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,291
That way you could meet him
and stop the competition
459
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,291
from meeting him.
460
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:29,291
Yeah, OK.
461
00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:30,458
All right, fine.
462
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:31,500
[television chatter]
463
00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:33,458
Don't act like your father.
464
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,791
Don't say you're going to
try and then chicken out.
465
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,375
I won't.
466
00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:40,166
But if I can't find it, which
I probably won't be able to--
467
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:41,958
Dare to dream, Douglas Trumbull.
468
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,291
--then what?
469
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,791
Then I'll stand in the
backyard and shout West.
470
00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:47,708
Well, that might work.
471
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,833
[laughs]
472
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:55,041
[phone ringing]
473
00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,666
We're sorry.
474
00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,958
You have reached a number
that has been disconnected
475
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,333
or is no longer in service.
476
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,833
If you feel you have reached
this recording in error,
477
00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:08,500
please check the
number and dial again.
478
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,666
Calling Debbie Froynt again?
479
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:10,791
No.
480
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:13,125
[music playing]
481
00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,541
I wasn't calling Debbie.
482
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,125
Did she ever smile at you?
483
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,125
Of course she smiled.
484
00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:21,458
Why?
485
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,375
Because that's how it
works with you, Pat.
486
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,000
You see a girl you like, you
stare at her like a puppy
487
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,791
hearing a strange
noise, and then
488
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:30,791
you smile this goofy smile.
489
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:33,458
And if she smiles back, God
help her, you fall in love.
490
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,625
I do not.
491
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,375
Happens every time.
492
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,875
I was trying to find
Douglas Trumbull, OK?
493
00:26:38,916 --> 00:26:40,625
Holy shit.
494
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:41,958
Yeah, I know.
495
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,791
You're gay!
496
00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:44,791
What?
497
00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,125
Come on!
498
00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:48,458
You ignored Debbie Froynt just
to call some guy
499
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,458
on a Saturday night?
500
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,958
You're gay, Pat.
501
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,041
I'm not gay, and Douglas
Trumbull isn't just some guy.
502
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,041
He's the guy who did
the special effects
503
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,666
for "2001: A Space Odyssey."
504
00:26:57,708 --> 00:27:00,125
Oh, so you're gay for a guy
who makes unwatchable movies.
505
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,125
What?
506
00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:02,166
"2001?"
507
00:27:02,208 --> 00:27:03,833
Man, I hate that movie.
508
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:05,833
No, Bill, you don't
really hate it.
509
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,291
You just don't understand it.
510
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,833
No, I do really hate it,
and nobody understands it.
511
00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,333
I do.
512
00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:14,291
OK then, what the hell is
the ending supposed to mean?
513
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,333
Guy flies a spaceship
into a hotel room,
514
00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:18,458
gets old, drops his
wine glass, and turns
515
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,625
into a giant baby floating over
the Earth,
516
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,125
what the hell is that?
517
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,458
The hotel room was designed
by the alien intelligences
518
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,000
observing Dave
Bowman to approximate
519
00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:27,125
his natural habitat.
520
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,625
The aliens wanted
to know if Dave
521
00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,625
could try to figure out
how to take the next step
522
00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:31,541
in human evolution.
523
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,791
But he can't.
524
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:34,375
He doesn't know what
they want from him.
525
00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:35,791
Neither does the audience.
526
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,125
Yeah, exactly, because Dave
represents the audience.
527
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,875
And like the audience,
he's not ready to see
528
00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:41,458
beyond what he expects to see.
529
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,666
So with each moment of
missed opportunity to evolve,
530
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,458
he gets older, his
years passing before him
531
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,041
in the blink of an eye.
532
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,625
Or in this case, a changing of
a camera angle, till finally,
533
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:51,833
maybe just as the
answer to the riddle
534
00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,291
is finally within
his grasp, he's
535
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,541
too old to reach out
and touch the monolith
536
00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,458
and receive his final
gift of enlightenment.
537
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,666
So the aliens send him back
to the evolutionary cradle
538
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:00,791
to start all over again.
539
00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,375
No, they don't.
540
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:05,166
They send him back as a giant
baby floating over the Earth.
541
00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:06,750
It's called symbolism, Bill.
542
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,333
Pat.
543
00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,666
What the hell does a
giant baby floating
544
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,291
over the Earth symbolize?
545
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,625
Well, if you're Arthur C.
Clark, who wrote the book
546
00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:21,291
and is an eternal
optimist, then Dave
547
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,458
was sent back as the star
child, the first born
548
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,166
in a new breed of man who
might one day touch the stars.
549
00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:29,458
If you're Kubrick, who's such
a realist, he won't even fly,
550
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,958
then Dave was simply sent
back as a cosmic mirror,
551
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,458
held up before the Earth,
as if to say to humanity,
552
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,791
this is who you are, and
this is all you'll ever be,
553
00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:40,291
a race of selfish,
uncomprehending children.
554
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,375
What the hell are
you talking about?
555
00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:47,125
You know, you could save
a lot of time destroying
556
00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:49,708
my reputation if you just
wore a propeller beanie
557
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:52,041
or spray painted "geek mobile"
on the doors of my car.
558
00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:54,166
[music playing]
559
00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,125
Ew!
560
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,500
Oh, my god, you're so gross.
561
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,708
Ew!
562
00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:19,458
[MUSIC - ARGENT, "HOLD YOUR HEAD
UP"]
563
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,625
Argent, "Hold Your Head Up."
564
00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:25,625
WLS Music Radio 89.
565
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:28,666
What part of "Jaws 2" takes
place in a shopping mall?
566
00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,958
We're not shooting "Jaws 2."
567
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,958
So what, more "Requiem for
the Planet of the Apes?"
568
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,625
And at the end, you're riding
up the beach on a horse,
569
00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:38,958
and you see a JC Penney
sticking out of the sand?
570
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,708
My god.
571
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:44,000
They finally really did it.
572
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:48,333
They marked down the world.
573
00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,291
Damn you!
574
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:52,458
Damn you all to hell!
575
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,291
[laughs]
576
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:58,166
We're shooting "The Visitor."
577
00:29:58,208 --> 00:30:00,291
What the hell is "The Visitor."
578
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,333
He's this alien that's
stranded on Earth after
579
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,625
these Air Force
F-14's that were--
580
00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:05,041
Pat.
581
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,541
scrambled to find out just
what the hell went down
582
00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,958
in the cornfields of
Northern Illinois.
583
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,166
Pat.
584
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,791
Spot the heat
signature of the car
585
00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,541
that contains these high school
kids that saw the alien craft.
586
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,708
Pat, you don't have
enough money to buy lunch.
587
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,791
How the hell are you
going to pay for an F-14?
588
00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:19,958
[SINGING] Hold your head up.
589
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,166
Hold your head up.
590
00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,833
Can you let me
out of this thing?
591
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,333
It's hot as hell in here.
592
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,125
Yes.
593
00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:29,291
Anyway, for a time
the visitor believed
594
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:32,458
he might just be able to
fit in on this planet.
595
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,875
But now something is
changing inside him.
596
00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,958
And in this scene,
he's finally decided
597
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,541
it's not worth living if he
can't live as the alien being
598
00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:41,791
he really is.
599
00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:42,833
Hi, Pat.
600
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,500
So he decides to
reveal his true self
601
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,500
to the people he's lived
with all these years.
602
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,541
No matter what the cost.
603
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:03,916
Fine.
604
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:06,916
Oh!
605
00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:11,666
Today's lesson, never pretend--
606
00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:12,875
Oh!
607
00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:16,666
--to be part of
something you're not.
608
00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:24,458
You OK, Patty?
609
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,875
Want me get you some ice?
610
00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,625
Why doesn't he ever hit me?
611
00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:30,625
Shut up and lift, Bill.
612
00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:32,291
Ah!
613
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,041
Oh.
614
00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:36,791
He's fine.
615
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:37,916
He's used to it.
616
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,333
[atmospheric music]
617
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,416
Oh, no.
618
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,708
Patty.
619
00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:09,875
No, Pat.
620
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,375
No.
621
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,750
Definitely no.
622
00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:54,666
Hi.
623
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:03,375
[music - supertramp, "dreamer"]
624
00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,958
[SINGING] Dreamer.
625
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,958
You're nothing but a dreamer.
626
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,333
Well, can you put your
hands in your head?
627
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,791
Oh, no.
628
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:18,541
I said dreamer.
629
00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:21,500
You say you are a dreamer.
630
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,333
Well, can you put your
hands in your head?
631
00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,375
Linda.
632
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,958
[SINGING] Oh, no.
633
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:26,958
You like dog?
634
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
[dog barking]
635
00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,500
[SINGING] I said, far out--
636
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,625
Um.
637
00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:31,500
[SINGING] What a day--
638
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:32,625
Yeah.
639
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:33,958
[SINGING] --a
year, a life it is.
640
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,958
Yeah, I do.
641
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,500
[SINGING] You know--
642
00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:37,625
I got about 43 at home.
643
00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:39,625
Linda, would you
please do something
644
00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:41,000
with that yapping mutt?
645
00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:43,541
We just got one good one.
646
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:48,833
[SINGING] Dreamer, you
stupid little dreamer.
647
00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:51,125
So now, you put
your head in your hands.
648
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,291
Oh, no.
649
00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:55,166
Oh, no.
650
00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:57,666
What are you doing?
651
00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:00,666
Oh, I'm just trying to find
the exact acoustical center
652
00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,041
of the theater.
653
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,791
[SINGING] I said, far out.
654
00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:05,791
What a day--
655
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:06,875
Focus.
656
00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,208
[SINGING] A year, a life it is.
657
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,208
You know.
658
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,291
Focus!
659
00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,708
Cut!
660
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:14,666
[SINGING] Well, you know you
had it coming to you.
661
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:17,125
Now there's not a lot I can do.
662
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,125
Dreamer,
663
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,291
What's my plan?
664
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,833
[SINGING] --you
stupid little dreamer.
665
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,000
What's my plan?
666
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,541
Yeah. Of course I have a plan.
667
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:26,000
Good morning, Mr. And
Mrs. Warren High School.
668
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,875
And a love-sick, sci-fi geek
former best friend skipping
669
00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,708
school to go make out
with their girlfriend.
670
00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:36,000
The plan is, I go out there,
I meet Douglas Trumbull--
671
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,125
[buzzer]
672
00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:38,458
Oh, laundry's done.
673
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,958
Pat, want to help
me with the laundry?
674
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
--show him some of my
models and drawings,
675
00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:45,833
and maybe some of my
films, and get a job.
676
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,291
This doesn't bother you?
677
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,791
Hey, does the
Pepsi-Cola company know
678
00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,958
you're using their product
as a floor cleaner?
679
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,708
This is your student body
president, Bill Holmes,
680
00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:57,125
and my imaginary
friend, Pat Johnson.
681
00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,125
Hi.
682
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,166
I'm Pat.
683
00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:00,375
Let's watch Star Trek.
684
00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:01,875
Do you want to
see my model shop?
685
00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:03,958
Did you know that the
mechanical shark in "Jaws"
686
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,041
is named Bruce after
Steven Spielberg's lawyer?
687
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,208
Can you believe
I'm still a virgin?
688
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,291
Really?
689
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,541
Damn it, Holmes.
690
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,625
What?
691
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,000
I can't say virgin?
692
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,291
[SINGING] Dream along.
693
00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:16,458
Well, there's something
we have in common.
694
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,875
Really?
695
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,125
And in the meantime, I'll
be staying with my dad
696
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,708
while I save up to
get an apartment.
697
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,791
Yes, my dad.
698
00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:23,791
Oh, yes, the--
699
00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:24,791
Yes, that dad.
700
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,291
[inaudible]
701
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,708
Hey, Pat said your center
speaker is distorting again.
702
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,791
He also asked how the
penicillin was working out,
703
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,208
you know, for your--
704
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:37,458
Yes, he does know about
the plan, kind of.
705
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:40,000
He thinks I'm coming out to
check out medical schools.
706
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:42,125
And what can I guess for
you today, little boy?
707
00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:43,833
Guess who I'm in love with?
708
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,041
Oh, let's see, could
it be Douglas Trumbull?
709
00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:48,125
[laughs]
710
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,166
[SINGING] Dream along.
711
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,708
Can you put your
hands in your head?
712
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,000
Oh, no.
713
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:53,958
Oh, no.
714
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,291
Get off my stage.
715
00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,333
What about Linda?
716
00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:57,958
Of course she knows the plan.
717
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,041
We planned the plan together.
718
00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,166
[music playing]
719
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,833
Ah!
720
00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:13,875
Cut.
721
00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:15,166
You OK?
722
00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:18,125
No, I'm not OK.
723
00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,791
I'm tired and hungry
and full of burrs,
724
00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:23,625
and I can't see anything
in this stupid mask.
725
00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:27,041
Maybe he could come
up on all fours?
726
00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,500
No, a superior being from
another planet beckoning
727
00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:31,208
us to join him out
there, where we
728
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:33,333
might learn the secrets
of the universe,
729
00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,958
would not go up his boarding
ramp on his hands and knees.
730
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,291
Yeah.
731
00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,333
Probably wouldn't arrive
in a hubcap filled
732
00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:41,625
with Christmas lights either.
733
00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:42,708
Yeah, probably not.
734
00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:46,166
Hey, can I take this
stupid thing off?
735
00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:47,708
It smells like feet.
736
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,666
Yeah, go ahead.
737
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,833
We're done tonight.
738
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,375
But we didn't get the shot.
739
00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:54,041
We're done.
740
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,125
Good night.
741
00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:57,125
Girls ruin everything.
742
00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:59,666
You give me hope for mankind.
743
00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:02,041
Go to hell, Bill.
744
00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:06,125
So have you ever
seen one, a UFO?
745
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,833
Well, when I was a kid, I
used to watch planes take off
746
00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,458
from Waukegan Airport.
747
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,625
You could see them just
over those trees there.
748
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,208
But you couldn't hear them.
749
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:20,041
There were just these blazing
silent lights coming this way.
750
00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:25,041
And every time a plane took
off I thought, or wished,
751
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:28,125
that it was a UFO
coming to take me back.
752
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:30,041
Back?
753
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,208
I thought that maybe
I was an alien.
754
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:36,125
What could possibly
have changed your mind?
755
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:39,958
Well, my dad said that
UFOs didn't exist.
756
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,791
And to prove it, he drove
me down to the airport
757
00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,625
to watch a plane take off.
758
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:46,833
Wow.
759
00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:50,083
Plus, the aliens
never did take me.
760
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:55,625
So where do your alien
relatives come from?
761
00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,166
A distant star system.
762
00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,541
Yeah? What's it called?
763
00:37:58,583 --> 00:37:59,833
Hollywood.
764
00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:03,791
Sounds like you need
to go there then.
765
00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,166
Not without you.
766
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:13,000
I never thought I'd find
anyone who understood me, who'd
767
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,291
accept me for who I really am.
768
00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:21,458
And then there you were,
reading "2001: A Space Odyssey."
769
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:25,541
And it was like, awoogah.
770
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:28,791
That's the first thing
you noticed about me,
771
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,125
that I was reading "2001?"
772
00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,125
Yeah.
773
00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,708
It was so weird.
774
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:36,166
It was like we were
meant to find each other.
775
00:38:36,208 --> 00:38:38,208
[laughs]
776
00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:42,125
What?
777
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:44,625
Now, he was master of the world.
778
00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:46,791
And he was not quite
sure what to do next.
779
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,291
But he would think of something.
780
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,500
Tray?
781
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
God, I love this book.
782
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,166
Sorry.
783
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,291
So then I figured, hey,
if I skim through this,
784
00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,500
maybe I'll finally
understand the movie.
785
00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:11,291
Well, it's really not that hard
to understand when you really
786
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,666
think about it.
787
00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:14,416
Or if you stay awake.
788
00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:20,166
Oh, don't be mad.
789
00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:23,500
I still love you, even if you're
the only sci-fi geek in town.
790
00:39:30,875 --> 00:39:33,208
Patrick Read Johnson!
791
00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:36,250
Oh, great.
792
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,791
Don't worry, I got it, ma.
793
00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:41,833
[gentle music]
794
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:52,250
[MUSIC - AMBROSIA, "HOLDIN' ON
TO YESTERDAY"]
795
00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:59,375
WLS Music Radio, "Holdin'
on to Yesterday."
796
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,916
This is Ambrosia.
797
00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:06,000
[phone ringing]
798
00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:13,958
Calling your gay special
effects lover again?
799
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,791
Linda, happy?
800
00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,291
Not a great conversation.
801
00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:18,791
No conversation.
802
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,333
She's always working.
803
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:21,833
Oh, what a tramp.
804
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,166
[SINGING] Yesterday.
805
00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:39,583
I keep holdin' on enough
to say that I'm wrong.
806
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:43,333
I keep thinking that I'm--
807
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,625
What?
808
00:40:44,666 --> 00:40:45,833
I was just thinking.
809
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:46,958
What?
810
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,375
You should come with me.
811
00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,625
Where?
812
00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:51,750
Hollywood.
813
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,291
What?
814
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,166
You're a funny guy.
815
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,208
Yo, hey.
816
00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:57,333
I got a tow.
817
00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,291
Take care of the
shop till I get back.
818
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,375
I'm also a practical guy, Pat.
819
00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:04,166
My name's on the sign
of Bud's and Sons.
820
00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:06,041
Your name is apparently
up in the lights,
821
00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:08,333
somewhere out
there, or maybe just
822
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,833
in the theater of your mind.
823
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:12,375
Either way, I'll leave the
Hollywood stuff up to you.
824
00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:16,541
[SINGING] Holdin'
on to yesterday.
825
00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:20,541
Well, if it isn't Mustang
Sally and the Pinto Kid.
826
00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:21,625
Hi, Pat.
827
00:41:21,666 --> 00:41:22,958
Hey.
828
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,125
So I see the SS Bondo
is still afloat.
829
00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:26,958
Why don't you let my
dad crush that thing
830
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,541
and put it out of its misery?
831
00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:31,208
Your dad hasn't seen a car this
nice since he was conceived.
832
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,333
Bill.
833
00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:33,541
When my dad
rebuilt this he put
834
00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:34,458
the weight where it counts--
835
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,500
Bill.
836
00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:36,625
--under the hood.
837
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:38,375
Oh, he put your
mom under the hood?
838
00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:40,625
Try a 454 Holley carbonated V8.
839
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,333
Any time you want to
embarrass yourself--
840
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,708
Any time I want to
embarrass myself,
841
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:44,833
I'll borrow your mustache.
842
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,125
- Jeez, Bill.
- Come on, guys.
843
00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:47,541
- What did you say?
- Time to go home.
844
00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,625
Oh, great.
845
00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:49,541
Look what you did now.
846
00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:50,875
Tony, stop.
847
00:41:50,916 --> 00:41:51,958
Oh, hurry up.
848
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,791
Open up, you pussy.
849
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:54,791
Who the hell is this guy?
850
00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,958
Tony Vasuvio.
851
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Of Vasuvio's junkyard?
852
00:41:57,041 --> 00:41:58,291
Dino and Lorenzo's brother?
853
00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,875
Stupider brother,
if you can believe that.
854
00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:01,333
Just go.
855
00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,708
He can't kill us if
he can't catch us.
856
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:03,875
He can catch us.
857
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,125
I thought you said
there's a V8 under--
858
00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:06,208
Open the door, nerds!
859
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,708
- There was.
- What do you mean was?
860
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:09,291
My dad replaced it with
something less thirsty
861
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:10,541
when the gas prices hit.
862
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:12,291
- How much less thirsty?
- Four cylinders less.
863
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,541
Oh, shit.
864
00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:14,958
Maybe if we run
in different directions
865
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,958
it'll confuse him.
866
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,291
Get down.
867
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,791
You know, he knows
we're in here.
868
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,875
He may have a faster car,
but I'm a better driver.
869
00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,958
Well, you'd have a better
chance to prove it if you drove.
870
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,125
On the count of three.
871
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,125
- One--
- One.
872
00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:26,125
- Two.
- Two.
873
00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,791
- Three!
- Ah!
874
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:29,625
Jeez, you guys, relax.
875
00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:32,958
Why would we do that,
with this maniac out here?
876
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,166
Because Tony's cool now.
877
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:35,500
How did you get
him to calm down?
878
00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,166
I told him who you were.
879
00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:40,000
- And who am I?
- My boyfriend.
880
00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:43,958
And who is he to you?
881
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,958
Tony, his mom and mine have
worked together for years.
882
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,625
We've known each other
since we were six years old.
883
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:51,375
He's like an
overprotective brother.
884
00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:53,500
I thought you were
working the game tonight.
885
00:42:53,541 --> 00:42:57,125
I was, but by the third quarter,
Antioch was beating our butts,
886
00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:59,958
and there was nobody left in
the stands to buy anything.
887
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,791
Jenny Boziak said
she'd cover for me.
888
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,625
My car's still in
the shop, so Tony
889
00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:05,291
said he'd give me a ride home.
890
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,625
Well, we can give
you a ride home.
891
00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:09,541
I don't think that's
such a good idea.
892
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:11,458
Oh, and you'd rather
ride home with him?
893
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,000
Yes.
894
00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:17,208
If I want to see you again
in this lifetime, which I do.
895
00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,625
Mom trusts him.
896
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:20,000
Why not me?
897
00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:22,000
Tony doesn't look at
me the way you do.
898
00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,791
So I'll quit looking
at you like that.
899
00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:26,416
You better not.
900
00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:33,291
[car horn]
901
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,458
I should go.
902
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,458
I love you.
903
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,875
That'll help?
904
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,291
With what?
905
00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:41,166
The rest of our
lives, silly boy.
906
00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:56,166
Did you just get engaged?
907
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:05,791
[music - "jingle bells"]
908
00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:08,000
The best thing
about an Airedale is
909
00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:10,166
it can take down a
grizzly bear and still
910
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:12,500
be the best playmate
your child can ever have.
911
00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:13,666
Did Linda call?
912
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,708
[SINGING] Dashing
through the snow,
913
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:19,208
in a one-horse open sleigh.
914
00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,625
I'm ready to die a
horrible, agonizing death
915
00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:23,166
in the cold vacuum of space.
916
00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:27,750
[music playing]
917
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:32,708
All right.
918
00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:33,791
Ready?
919
00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:34,791
Yep.
920
00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,875
Here we go.
921
00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:38,500
Now, you're in space so float.
922
00:44:38,541 --> 00:44:40,791
Now you're asphyxiating.
923
00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:42,166
What's asphyxiating?
924
00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:43,166
You can't breathe.
925
00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,208
You don't have any air.
926
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,333
Come on.
927
00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:46,625
Like this, like this.
928
00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:47,791
There you go.
929
00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:49,166
Don't look at the camera.
930
00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:50,791
Why would I be
looking at anything?
931
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:51,958
I'm dying.
932
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,166
What if I throw up in space?
933
00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,458
You're not going to throw up.
934
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,333
- Wouldn't that be cool?
- Don't throw up.
935
00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:58,375
- I'm going to do it.
- That's very funny.
936
00:44:58,416 --> 00:45:00,291
- Here I go.
- Better not throw up.
937
00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,291
Oh.
938
00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,291
That's disgusting.
939
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,458
[laughs]
940
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,958
Don't do that again, OK?
941
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,458
You got it on the lens.
942
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,291
Patrick!
943
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,958
[vocalizing]
944
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,125
What?
945
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,458
I have to go to the bathroom.
946
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,625
Can you just hold it?
947
00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:15,791
I guess.
948
00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,125
What?
949
00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:18,458
It's Linda.
950
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,958
[dog barking]
951
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,833
Misty, knock it off.
952
00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:26,958
Linda, will you
please do something
953
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,458
about this damn yapping mutt?
954
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,833
Hey, Misty, shut up!
955
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:37,458
Oh, stop.
956
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,791
What?
957
00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:40,833
I thought we were going
to get married and have
958
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,291
a big house and 2.3 kids.
959
00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,333
We don't have to
have them tonight.
960
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:47,208
No, like nine months from now.
961
00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,791
What are you in
such a hurry for?
962
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,291
You're 17 years old.
963
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,333
Don't you want to see
the world a little,
964
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,208
sow you're wild
oats and all that?
965
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,625
No, no, I don't.
966
00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:57,875
I want to be with you.
967
00:45:57,916 --> 00:45:59,041
That's all I want.
968
00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:03,250
[dog barking]
969
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,458
Oh, shit!
970
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:13,208
[radio chatter]
971
00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:21,333
Stop!
972
00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:31,458
[radio chatter]
973
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,208
[dogs barking]
974
00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:37,208
[snoring]
975
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,833
He kept asking if
you got the shot.
976
00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:55,458
He wanted to make sure
that he'd done it right.
977
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,458
He didn't want to waste film.
978
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,875
I feel bad enough, OK?
979
00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,791
It isn't just about you.
It's about him too.
980
00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:07,333
He needs a man to
be around right now.
981
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:08,375
Oh, and that's my fault?
982
00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:09,958
No, it's not.
983
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,666
But that doesn't change the fact
that, with your father gone,
984
00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:14,375
you're the one they
all look up to.
985
00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:15,958
They count on you to
be there for them.
986
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,458
Yeah, well maybe they shouldn't.
987
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,166
Maybe I'm not ready
to be counted on.
988
00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:21,958
Well, maybe you shouldn't be
moving so fast with Linda then.
989
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,125
Maybe you should mind
your own business.
990
00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:26,458
You are my own business.
991
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:31,166
[gentle music]
992
00:47:42,541 --> 00:47:45,125
I think you should graduate
high school first and find out
993
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:46,875
what it's like to live
in the real world.
994
00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:48,208
This isn't the real world.
995
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,875
This is your parents' basement.
996
00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:51,958
I just think that, before
we move in together,
997
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,500
you might want to
find a job that
998
00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:55,000
pays more than minimum wage.
999
00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:57,458
Yeah, but there aren't any
part time jobs in Lake County
1000
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,833
that pay more than minimum wage.
1001
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,166
That's why I got a second job.
1002
00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:01,375
You what?
1003
00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:04,125
Mom got me on the
late shift at Solo.
1004
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:05,666
Doing what?
1005
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:09,791
Injection molding cups in the
machine right next to hers.
1006
00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:12,458
OK, well maybe your mom could
get me a job at the machine
1007
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,666
next to yours.
1008
00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:16,333
Actually, that's
where Tony works.
1009
00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:21,291
You know, there's an
opening at Weebolts
1010
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:24,625
managing the men's department.
1011
00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:28,875
Well, I'm not real
comfortable in a tie.
1012
00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:31,500
Were you comfortable in
my parents' basement?
1013
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,958
And that'll be it for
this Amazing Alfredo.
1014
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,166
But luckily, due to the miracle
of our patented identical
1015
00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:49,125
costume technology,
you'll hardly
1016
00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:51,458
even notice the difference,
as I turn things over
1017
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:54,000
to the Amazing Alfredo.
1018
00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:56,125
[applause and laughter]
1019
00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,291
OK, Rick's watching.
1020
00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,375
Don't embarrass me.
1021
00:48:58,416 --> 00:48:59,958
Do I ever?
1022
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,958
Oh, my God.
1023
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,875
Hi.
1024
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:11,041
Ladies and gentlemen, permit
me to introduce myself.
1025
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:12,000
I am--
1026
00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:17,291
[thunder]
1027
00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:18,458
I am--
1028
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,458
[thunder strike]
1029
00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:23,208
[screaming]
1030
00:49:26,708 --> 00:49:28,958
Now he was master of the world.
1031
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,458
[screaming]
1032
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:33,041
And he was not quite
sure what to do next,
1033
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,666
but he would think of something.
1034
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:38,583
[music playing]
1035
00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:06,000
I am the Amazingly Wet Alfredo.
1036
00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:09,208
So, I'll guess your
age, your weight.
1037
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,875
Guess who I'm in love with?
1038
00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,791
What on earth?
1039
00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,291
Janet Johnson,
Stoneridge Heritage.
1040
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:16,958
I got the job.
1041
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,666
We're going to Gauge's Lake with
Bill and Robin to celebrate.
1042
00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,791
Have I got a dog for you.
1043
00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:23,166
He's had all his shots.
1044
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,291
He's completely house
trained, very well behaved.
1045
00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:27,708
He needs a haircut, but we
do grooming here as well.
1046
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,958
But seriously, he's been
making these little movies
1047
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,500
since he was 9.
1048
00:50:31,541 --> 00:50:33,875
You know, with the home movie
camera his dad left behind.
1049
00:50:33,916 --> 00:50:35,125
But they're really something.
1050
00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,791
He did this one which is like
1051
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,458
those "Planet of the Apes"
movies.
1052
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,833
And he and his friends
stuck straws up their noses
1053
00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:43,666
so they could breathe, and put
plaster all over their faces,
1054
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,791
and made molds, and sculpted
ape faces, and made masks
1055
00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:46,958
out of liquid latex.
1056
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,208
And then they went out
1057
00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:49,875
and put together sets
and little models,
1058
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,458
and shot the whole thing
themselves.
1059
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,125
And it's really good.
1060
00:50:53,166 --> 00:50:55,791
And they showed it at all the
grade schools around the area.
1061
00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,791
And he was even in
the local paper.
1062
00:50:57,833 --> 00:51:00,833
But now all he thinks about
is getting out to California
1063
00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,958
and meeting those
movie heroes of his,
1064
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,458
like what's his name, the
guy that did all the trick
1065
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,291
photography on "2001."
1066
00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,458
Special effects.
1067
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,125
Yes, that's right,
Douglas Trumbull.
1068
00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:15,291
But here we are, in Wadsworth,
Illinois, and I just--
1069
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,875
I don't know how to help him.
1070
00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:19,375
And I certainly don't
know anybody in Hollywood.
1071
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:21,208
So here's what I was wondering.
1072
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,625
If I could save enough
money and get him out there,
1073
00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:25,625
do you think maybe
you could talk to him,
1074
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,875
and give him some pointers,
and maybe introduce him
1075
00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:29,291
to this Douglas Trumbull person?
1076
00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:30,875
[music playing]
1077
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:37,875
You're kidding.
1078
00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:38,958
Of course.
1079
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,458
I know there are no guarantees.
1080
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:42,125
There never are.
1081
00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,166
OK, wonderful.
1082
00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:46,791
I'll get him out on
a plane this weekend.
1083
00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:49,000
Thank you so much, Herb.
1084
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,375
Thank you so much.
1085
00:51:50,416 --> 00:51:51,375
Bye.
1086
00:51:55,750 --> 00:52:02,791
[SINGING] Hooray for Hollywood.
1087
00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:05,708
I got you all set
up in Hollywood.
1088
00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:08,500
I called a guy I
never met there.
1089
00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:13,125
Now let's cut your hair and
find you something to wear.
1090
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,541
[SINGING] Who will
pay the airfare?
1091
00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:25,333
[SINGING] Hooray
for credit cards.
1092
00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:29,125
La, la, la, la, la,
la, la credit cards.
1093
00:52:29,166 --> 00:52:31,500
[vocalizing]
1094
00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:41,750
[atmospheric music]
1095
00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:46,000
[heavy breathing]
1096
00:53:57,541 --> 00:54:01,500
[phone ringing]
1097
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,750
Can I help you?
1098
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,666
I'm Pat Johnson.
1099
00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:42,541
Hi.
1100
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:45,125
I'm Herb Lightman.
1101
00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:48,791
Welcome to Hollywood.
1102
00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,875
Thank you. Thank you.
1103
00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:55,166
Oh, I'm also Malcolm
Higgins, and Steven Blum,
1104
00:54:55,208 --> 00:55:00,625
and Ari Roscoe,
and Colin Anderson,
1105
00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:07,458
and Felipe Castero Junior.
1106
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,541
You write the whole magazine?
1107
00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:12,500
When I'm not entertaining
the folks from out of town.
1108
00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:15,291
[phone ringing]
1109
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,250
And answering the telephone.
1110
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:33,291
So-- so, how does one get to
be the editor of "American
1111
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:36,458
Cinematographer Magazine?"
1112
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,833
One sets out to become a
big Hollywood director.
1113
00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:51,125
Again, I just want to thank you
so much for doing this for me.
1114
00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:55,000
Thanks a lot.
1115
00:55:55,041 --> 00:55:59,041
I take it that thanking people
a lot in advance of their
1116
00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:03,666
having done anything for you
is a Johnson family trait.
1117
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,166
Herb Lightman.
1118
00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:09,208
[chatter]
1119
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,708
Oh, hello.
1120
00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:12,541
Again.
1121
00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:15,625
Yeah, he's here, hair and all.
1122
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,291
No, no, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
1123
00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,333
No, it's fine.
1124
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,875
No, a haircut
won't be necessary.
1125
00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:25,125
The Incredible Hulk look
is all the rage these days.
1126
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,625
Is he what?
1127
00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:30,500
Yes, he's still wearing his tie.
1128
00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:33,458
Oh, no, no, no, no,
really, that won't-- no,
1129
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,208
that won't be necessary.
1130
00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:39,458
My thanks is the look
in a young person's eyes
1131
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,791
when I help make
their dream come true.
1132
00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:43,625
No really.
1133
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,958
I'm happy to help.
1134
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,291
What's that?
1135
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,833
Of course.
1136
00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:51,791
I will.
1137
00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:53,458
I will.
1138
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,375
Yeah.
1139
00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:58,291
OK, you got it.
1140
00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,291
I can do that.
1141
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,125
As soon as I get off the phone.
1142
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:06,375
OK, bye.
1143
00:57:06,416 --> 00:57:09,958
You will never guess
who just called.
1144
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,125
Yeah.
1145
00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:12,583
Sorry, she's--
1146
00:57:12,625 --> 00:57:20,208
She asked me to remind you
to thank me for doing this.
1147
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,625
Thank you.
1148
00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:24,208
Oh, sorry, right, right.
1149
00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:27,125
Your thanks is the look
in a young person's eyes
1150
00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:29,541
when you help make
their dreams come true.
1151
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,625
That's right.
1152
00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,458
And you know how
many times I've had
1153
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,833
the pleasure of seeing that
look in a young person's eye
1154
00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:35,958
when their dream comes true?
1155
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Precisely never.
1156
00:57:37,041 --> 00:57:38,458
Why?
1157
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,333
Because I've never done
this for anyone before.
1158
00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:41,958
Why?
1159
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,500
Because I never wanted to see
the look in a young person's
1160
00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,958
eyes when they realize that
their dream is probably not
1161
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,875
going to come true.
1162
00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:49,500
Why?
1163
00:57:49,541 --> 00:57:52,291
Because Hollywood is the least
conducive place on the planet
1164
00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:54,500
Earth for anyone's
dream to ever come true.
1165
00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:59,208
So why are you
doing this for me?
1166
00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:07,125
Cause your mother has
huge, clanging steel balls.
1167
00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:10,041
Because you're here
anyway and because you say
1168
00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,458
thank you a lot.
1169
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:15,375
[phone ringing]
1170
00:58:15,416 --> 00:58:17,333
Shall we go?
1171
00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,166
So tell me something.
1172
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:23,791
Of all the people
in Hollywood you
1173
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,125
could pick to meet,
why Douglas Trumbull?
1174
00:58:26,166 --> 00:58:28,875
Have you ever seen
"2001: A Space Odyssey?"
1175
00:58:28,916 --> 00:58:32,125
Well, it took a while to
finally get to Los Angeles,
1176
00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:33,458
but yes, I've seen it.
1177
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,958
Did you understand the ending?
1178
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,291
Of course.
1179
00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:38,833
Did you?
1180
00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:40,625
Let me guess, you're
a hand grenade,
1181
00:58:40,666 --> 00:58:43,166
and I just pulled the pin.
1182
00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:44,958
The riddle is nearly
within his grasp,
1183
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,291
but he's too old to reach
out and touch the monolith
1184
00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:49,125
and receive his final
gift of enlightenment.
1185
00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:52,166
So they send him back to
the evolutionary cradle
1186
00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:55,750
to start all over again.
1187
00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:58,166
Kaboom.
1188
00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:05,791
Well, I'm Herb Lightman,
if you could call him.
1189
00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:06,875
No worries.
1190
00:59:06,916 --> 00:59:08,208
Good.
1191
00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,458
OK. I'll do that.
1192
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,125
Sure.
1193
00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:14,500
Well, the good news is--
1194
00:59:14,541 --> 00:59:16,708
You can go in now.
1195
00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,291
Thank you.
1196
00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:19,625
What's the bad news?
1197
00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:21,875
The bad news is that
Douglas isn't here today.
1198
00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:25,625
Did you tell them I was coming?
1199
00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:28,791
I told him I was coming.
1200
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:32,958
Well, I mean, there's still
probably a bunch of cool stuff
1201
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,666
to see, right?
1202
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:37,000
I could leave him a note.
1203
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:39,666
I have some pictures
of my models.
1204
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:42,458
I could leave him my
movie and my projector.
1205
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:45,791
I mean, it's worth a try, right?
1206
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,750
You're asking the wrong guy.
1207
00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:51,666
It's worth a try.
1208
00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:57,541
OK, we have cumulocity.
1209
00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:58,958
Roll camera.
1210
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,750
[music playing]
1211
01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:22,416
Give us a little more
speed on the color changes.
1212
01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:27,708
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
1213
01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:35,041
Just-- OK, just
pull back slowly.
1214
01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:37,833
Starting further back and
push through the cloud.
1215
01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:43,041
So what is this
movie called anyway?
1216
01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,291
It's called "Close Encounters
of the Third Kind."
1217
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,958
What does that mean?
1218
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,625
Contact.
1219
01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:52,833
Close encounter of the
first kind is a sighting.
1220
01:00:52,875 --> 01:00:54,875
Close encounter
of the second kind
1221
01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:57,791
is physical evidence
of an encounter.
1222
01:00:57,833 --> 01:00:59,708
Close encounter
of the third kind
1223
01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:02,791
is actual contact
with the aliens.
1224
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:06,375
It's "True UFO Stories
Magazine," April 1974.
1225
01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,458
Don't swing.
1226
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:08,625
You want a Pepsi?
1227
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:10,291
Sorry, wait, stop.
1228
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,291
Are you serious?
1229
01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,500
Yeah, thank you.
1230
01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:13,833
Oh, you messed up the cloud.
1231
01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:15,166
It messed up the cloud.
1232
01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,041
Cut.
1233
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:18,958
How long to reset?
1234
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,500
25 minutes.
1235
01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:23,500
Are you the--
1236
01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:25,291
I really think it's four hours.
1237
01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:27,166
You're Steven Spielberg.
1238
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,625
Steven.
1239
01:01:28,666 --> 01:01:29,625
Hey, Herb.
1240
01:01:29,666 --> 01:01:30,791
Come on.
1241
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,958
Let me show you guys around.
1242
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,333
How old is he?
1243
01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:35,875
11.
1244
01:01:35,916 --> 01:01:38,500
OK, let's recycle the tank
and order some dinner.
1245
01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,500
When I was a kid, I used
to watch planes take off
1246
01:01:42,541 --> 01:01:43,625
from the local airport.
1247
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:44,791
To me, they weren't airplanes,
1248
01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:45,708
they were spaceships--
1249
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:46,833
Doug.
1250
01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:48,208
--growing up on all
those '50s films
1251
01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,375
with flying saucers
and aliens coming
1252
01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:50,291
to Earth to destroy mankind.
1253
01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,375
Where is Doug?
1254
01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:52,875
Did you tell him I was coming?
1255
01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:54,666
Which explains why my first film
was a little epic
1256
01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:55,625
called "Firelight--"
1257
01:01:55,666 --> 01:01:56,791
Doug.
1258
01:01:56,833 --> 01:01:58,125
--which was essentially
about aliens
1259
01:01:58,166 --> 01:01:59,791
coming to my backyard
and destroying my sisters.
1260
01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,166
Where's Doug?
1261
01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:02,958
So obviously, you've
come a long way
1262
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,958
from making little Super
8 movies in the backyard.
1263
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,875
Yeah, now I make big Super
8 movies in the back lot.
1264
01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:13,291
Still, knowing what you know
now about how difficult it
1265
01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:17,333
is to really do
this, I wonder what
1266
01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:20,833
you would say to the 17-year-old
kid in the backyard who thinks
1267
01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:25,625
he's got it all figured out.
1268
01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:27,625
I say, if you're so
smart, what are you
1269
01:02:27,666 --> 01:02:29,791
still doing in your backyard?
1270
01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:31,958
But if the kid were
to get up the courage
1271
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,291
to leave the backyard and show
up on your doorstep
1272
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,416
looking for help?
1273
01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,125
I'd say, get your
own Douglas Trumbull,
1274
01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:38,458
if you could find him.
1275
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,625
Speaking of which, could
we talk for just a bit
1276
01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,291
about exactly what
Douglas and his team
1277
01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:43,625
are doing for you here?
1278
01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:45,666
I knew I wanted to show
flying saucers in a way
1279
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:47,958
that they'd never been shown
before, and I had to go--
1280
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Well, "Close Encounters"
is a very effects heavy film.
1281
01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,041
--a real alien.
1282
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,625
His name is Douglas Trumbull.
1283
01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:54,791
He worked on a little film
called "2001: A Space Odyssey."
1284
01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:56,791
Rejecting the sketches, we
created force perspective
1285
01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:58,625
planning so much Greg,
Gene, and his model crew
1286
01:02:58,666 --> 01:03:00,375
made miniature landscapes
with an amazing sense
1287
01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:01,791
of distance and very
little space.
1288
01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:03,666
Before it was paintings based
on sketches, and then
1289
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:05,291
Doug, Vilmos and I
work out the color scheme.
1290
01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:06,333
Who is Vilmos?
1291
01:03:08,041 --> 01:03:10,958
The DP.
1292
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:15,291
The director of photography.
1293
01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,333
I know.
1294
01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:17,458
OK.
1295
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:19,041
My worry was that
the stars would
1296
01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:21,791
become diffused blobs instead
of crisp little points of light.
1297
01:03:21,833 --> 01:03:23,458
So Richard Yuricich
came with the idea
1298
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,958
of burning the
starfields directly
1299
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,166
in the interpositive, which
meant doing a latent image
1300
01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,791
pass through the
optical printer,
1301
01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:31,291
and bypacking the starfield
element with the original--
1302
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:33,750
[atmospheric music]
1303
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:40,125
--projection that will allow
us to put these large format
1304
01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:42,958
images on the Scotchlite screen,
reflected back exactly on axis
1305
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,500
so that any foreground object
will block its own shadow,
1306
01:03:45,541 --> 01:03:47,708
preventing a perfect comp
with no need for blue screen
1307
01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:48,833
or motion control.
1308
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,000
What?
1309
01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,125
Sorry, what's motion control?
1310
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:55,041
[music playing]
1311
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,791
So I told the guys at the studio
that I needed five airplanes,
1312
01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:05,458
and they tried to give me three.
1313
01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:08,166
I told them, you can't make a
circle with three airplanes.
1314
01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:09,791
You can make a
triangle with three.
1315
01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,333
You can make a square with four.
1316
01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:13,041
But if you're going
to make a circle,
1317
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,958
you're going to need at
least five airplanes.
1318
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,500
[gentle music]
1319
01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:56,416
You're Greg Jein.
1320
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:03,875
You built the Dark Star, and the
penis ship in "Flesh Gordon."
1321
01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:05,750
[laughter]
1322
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,375
"Star Log Magazine."
1323
01:05:09,416 --> 01:05:11,666
Security.
1324
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:13,666
Relax.
1325
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:17,291
We don't really have
security, obviously.
1326
01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:20,875
That's-- you got me.
1327
01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:22,833
Looking for Doug?
1328
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,166
Yeah, how did you know?
1329
01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:25,541
Everybody's looking for--
1330
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:27,833
Because you had an audience
with Steven Spielberg,
1331
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:29,500
and you ended up
in his model shop.
1332
01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,208
I got lost.
1333
01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:37,958
I know you did.
1334
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,125
So here you are at
the intersection
1335
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:44,208
of fantasy and reality, just
as far from Douglas Trumbull
1336
01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:50,541
as you were back in Wadsworth,
Illinois, population 750.
1337
01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:54,250
[engine revving]
1338
01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:06,458
[typewriter keys clicking]
1339
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:10,166
[atmospheric music]
1340
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,000
Hey, Doug!
1341
01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:30,291
Doug!
1342
01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,208
Hey, hey, hey, Doug.
1343
01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,625
Hey, Herb.
1344
01:06:34,666 --> 01:06:36,500
Sorry, about 12
million things came up.
1345
01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:37,958
We can do the
interview another time.
1346
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:38,958
It's not important.
1347
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,333
Anyway, I just want
to tell you
1348
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,708
I brought
somebody along today
1349
01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:43,375
who has been anxious to meet you
1350
01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,458
since he saw "2001" when
he was eight years old.
1351
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,166
And he understood it, no less.
1352
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,166
But anyway, he's a
film director himself,
1353
01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:52,291
and that's because he was
so turned on and so inspired
1354
01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:53,958
by your first film.
1355
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,250
So if you could have half
a second, just say hi.
1356
01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:03,000
Hi.
1357
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,500
Nice meeting you.
1358
01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:17,875
[typewriter keys clicking]
1359
01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:23,083
What-- what, you, you
had nothing to say?
1360
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,333
Well, that's so sweet.
1361
01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:29,375
So--
1362
01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:31,375
Stupid!
1363
01:07:31,416 --> 01:07:33,291
I can't believe you said that!
1364
01:07:33,333 --> 01:07:34,333
Said what?
1365
01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:35,625
Nothing!
1366
01:07:35,666 --> 01:07:37,791
It was a good start.
1367
01:07:37,833 --> 01:07:41,291
"Hi, my name is" might
have been a good follow up.
1368
01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:43,125
Oh, boy.
1369
01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:46,041
Saying goodbye to Steven might
have been a good idea too.
1370
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:49,916
[music playing]
1371
01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,958
And that's it?
1372
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,791
After all this crazy hoping,
and trying, and dreaming?
1373
01:07:57,833 --> 01:08:01,291
You're nearly killing me making
dumb movies in your backyard.
1374
01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:06,541
That's all you got from your
one chance at Hollywood?
1375
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:11,875
Well, there is one other
little, little thing.
1376
01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:18,500
Hi, guys, John Dagster.
1377
01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:20,208
Welcome to Industrial
Light and Magic.
1378
01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,958
As you can see from
the poster, we're
1379
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000
a little behind schedule,
which means we're all
1380
01:08:24,041 --> 01:08:25,458
a little over-caffeinated here.
1381
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:26,833
So please keep
your hands and feet
1382
01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:28,000
inside the ride at all times.
1383
01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:29,125
No flash photography.
1384
01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:30,958
Most importantly,
remember to forget
1385
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,500
every single thing you see
here, except for the cool stuff.
1386
01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:35,541
The surface of the Death
Star, a small artificial moon
1387
01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,208
that goes around blowing
up other planets.
1388
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:38,625
So we had to make a lot of it.
1389
01:08:38,666 --> 01:08:40,541
So we made wood patterns
and took molds off them
1390
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,625
with this Dow Corning
Silastic liquid rubber,
1391
01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:44,875
which is normally used to seal
basements against flooding,
1392
01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:46,708
inject the molds with
expandable urethane foam,
1393
01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:48,125
like the stuff they squirt
in the walls
1394
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,041
for insulation.
1395
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:50,208
Wham-o.
1396
01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:51,875
Repeatable lightweight
modular sections.
1397
01:08:51,916 --> 01:08:53,958
They're really easy
to throw around.
1398
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,791
Those are x-wings, part of
a small fleet of battleships
1399
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:59,958
used by the Rebel Alliance
to fight the Empire.
1400
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,291
There's the escape
capsules, right over here.
1401
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:06,208
And over here, we've got the--
1402
01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,958
we've got the Millennium Falcon.
1403
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,958
It belongs to a space
pirate named Han Solo
1404
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,958
and his Wookie, Chewbacca.
1405
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,166
That's the rebel blockade
runner, right here.
1406
01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,625
And where are we?
1407
01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:20,291
Over here, we've got
the Star Destroyer.
1408
01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:24,500
And here is Luke's Land Speeder.
1409
01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:27,125
Now, that's Luke,
destroyed C-3PO,
1410
01:09:27,166 --> 01:09:28,541
and that's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
1411
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,458
Wait, that's the Bionic
Man action figure.
1412
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,875
Yeah, don't--
don't tell anybody.
1413
01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,708
We're making this whole
movie out of things
1414
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,500
you could find
lying around your garage.
1415
01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:36,666
That's so cool.
1416
01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,500
Over here, we have
our breakaway models.
1417
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:39,875
They're made from
a brittle resin
1418
01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:41,125
which explodes really nicely.
1419
01:09:41,166 --> 01:09:42,125
Go ahead, break it.
1420
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,125
No, no, no, no, no.
1421
01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:44,333
Here, check it out.
1422
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:47,291
No, no, no, no,
what are you doing?
1423
01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:48,958
Cool, huh?
1424
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,500
I can fix this.
1425
01:09:50,541 --> 01:09:53,458
Now, understand a lot
of the blue screens
1426
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,791
still aren't composited.
1427
01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:56,666
There's no music or
sound effects yet.
1428
01:09:56,708 --> 01:09:59,500
It's still got a British from
"World War II," and stuff
1429
01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:01,333
from "Dam Busters"
and "633 Squadron"
1430
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:05,041
standing in for the
dogfight scenes.
1431
01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:09,041
And this is our screening room.
1432
01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:12,416
[dramatic music]
1433
01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:51,291
Everyone's fixed up.
1434
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:54,000
And then, and suddenly,
they all turn around,
1435
01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,958
and this huge crowd of
hundreds of Rebel pilots
1436
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,458
give him a standing ovation.
1437
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,125
And that's it.
1438
01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:03,291
That's the end.
1439
01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:04,875
OK.
1440
01:11:04,916 --> 01:11:08,333
So I just have one--
one question for you.
1441
01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:09,666
Go ahead.
1442
01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:11,125
What the hell were
those hundreds
1443
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,291
of other Rebel pilots
doing while their pals were
1444
01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,458
getting their asses kicked
attacking the Death Star?
1445
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,458
I don't know.
1446
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,708
Who cares?
1447
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:19,708
I'm telling you, when
this movie comes out,
1448
01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,833
it's going to be like Woodstock.
1449
01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,000
I'm thinking Nerdstock.
1450
01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:30,541
When and where does
this thing come out?
1451
01:11:30,583 --> 01:11:35,666
May 25th at theaters everywhere!
1452
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:38,125
You really met Steven Spielberg?
1453
01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:40,291
Yeah, I really did.
1454
01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:42,458
Did you show him your
"Planet of the Apes" movie?
1455
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:43,625
No.
1456
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:44,833
Good.
1457
01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,458
Oh, man we have to
go opening night.
1458
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:47,375
We have to.
1459
01:11:47,416 --> 01:11:48,333
Why?
1460
01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:54,541
Go see this movie again
when it comes out.
1461
01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,458
See it opening day, first show.
1462
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,541
If it doesn't make
you jump in your car
1463
01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:01,000
and drive like hell to get
back out here, then maybe
1464
01:12:01,041 --> 01:12:03,500
I'm wrong about you.
1465
01:12:03,541 --> 01:12:05,041
But I don't think I am.
1466
01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:09,625
Um, hi.
1467
01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:12,250
Pat Johnson says your center
speaker's distorting again.
1468
01:12:15,166 --> 01:12:16,083
OK, bye.
1469
01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,666
Come on, do it.
1470
01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:20,708
No, I'm eating popcorn.
1471
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,333
The butter ought
to make it easier.
1472
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:23,833
What are you guys talking about?
1473
01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:25,875
Robin can stick her
entire fist in her mouth.
1474
01:12:25,916 --> 01:12:27,291
Don't ask her to
prove it, though,
1475
01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,625
even with something smaller.
1476
01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:30,291
I could put my entire
fist in your mouth.
1477
01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:31,708
Well, now we're
starting something.
1478
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:32,791
OK, OK. Shh.
1479
01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,125
Please refrain from talking--
1480
01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:35,791
Pat, there's no one
else in the theater.
1481
01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:36,666
This might be it, Bill.
1482
01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:37,791
What?
1483
01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:39,208
You say that every time.
1484
01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:42,000
And every time, we end up
staring in awe struck wonder
1485
01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,208
at the coming attractions to
"Logan's Run," or "Breaker
1486
01:12:44,250 --> 01:12:47,458
Breaker" starring Chuck Norris.
1487
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,625
I like Chuck Norris.
1488
01:12:48,666 --> 01:12:50,250
[music playing]
1489
01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:53,708
And really, Pat, if this "Space
Wars" thing is so great, then
1490
01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:57,041
why hasn't there been
any hoopla about it?
1491
01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:58,625
- It's "Star Wars."
- Hoopla?
1492
01:12:58,666 --> 01:12:59,791
Know what I think?
1493
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,166
You're making this
"Space Wars" thing up.
1494
01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:02,625
It's "Star Wars," and
why would I?
1495
01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:04,500
So you had something to
tell people about your trip
1496
01:13:04,541 --> 01:13:05,833
to Hollywood other
than, I blew it.
1497
01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:07,083
I didn't blow it, Bill.
1498
01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:08,666
You met Steven Spielberg
and Douglas Trumbull,
1499
01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:09,791
and you came back.
1500
01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,291
Why come back
if you didn't blow it?
1501
01:13:11,333 --> 01:13:12,500
Are you serious?
1502
01:13:12,541 --> 01:13:13,791
You're having one
of your fake fights.
1503
01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:14,958
You're wasting your time.
1504
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,000
Why did I come back?
1505
01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:17,166
I came back
to finish high school.
1506
01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,208
The guy who directed "Jaws."
1507
01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:19,291
You're acting
like you knew that?
1508
01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,625
I told you that.
1509
01:13:20,666 --> 01:13:21,958
I'm too busy watching
the coming attractions
1510
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,291
to "Space Wars."
1511
01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,458
It's "Star--" what?
1512
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:30,625
[explosions]
1513
01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:31,666
He's moving too fast!
1514
01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:32,958
It's an epic of heroes--
1515
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,500
[explosions]
1516
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:41,791
--villains, aliens
from 1,000 worlds.
1517
01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:44,333
[grunting]
1518
01:13:44,375 --> 01:13:45,958
[lightsaber igniting]
1519
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,208
"Star Wars," a billion years
in the making, and it's
1520
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,958
coming to your
galaxy this summer.
1521
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,000
[explosion]
1522
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,375
Oh, my god.
1523
01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:01,958
What do you mean, "Oh, my god?"
1524
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,791
That was the goofiest
thing I've ever seen.
1525
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,125
May 25th?
1526
01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:07,125
That's like a month from now.
1527
01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:08,458
I know.
1528
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,666
No, Pat, you don't.
1529
01:14:14,833 --> 01:14:17,291
[upbeat music]
1530
01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:21,000
[vocalizing]
1531
01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:26,958
I have you now.
1532
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,625
[vocalizing]
1533
01:14:28,666 --> 01:14:30,291
Oh, right, like I'd waste
my time on
1534
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,458
some dorky sci-fi movie.
1535
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,583
Oh, so you don't have
1536
01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,291
your little "Star Trek"
parties anymore?
1537
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:35,625
Shut up.
1538
01:14:35,666 --> 01:14:37,625
You probably shouldn't
see "Star Wars" anyway.
1539
01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:38,791
Oh, why is that?
1540
01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,458
Well, there's this
thing in it called
1541
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,041
the Death Star,
which could take out
1542
01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:43,541
the Enterprise with one shot.
1543
01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,625
The Enterprise has
deflector shields.
1544
01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:52,291
[laughter]
1545
01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:55,208
[lasers firing]
1546
01:15:00,833 --> 01:15:02,833
[car crash]
1547
01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:04,125
[phone ringing]
1548
01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,458
Bud's Garage.
1549
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,625
Again?
1550
01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:10,541
Bill, I'll find a
way to pay for it.
1551
01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:11,666
What?
1552
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,291
No, no I don't get
paid by the pile.
1553
01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:14,333
Patrick!
1554
01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:15,500
I'll call you back.
1555
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:16,625
What?
1556
01:15:16,666 --> 01:15:18,166
Your friends are here.
1557
01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:26,000
Hey.
1558
01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:29,458
Hey.
1559
01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:30,791
I heard about your car.
1560
01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:32,375
Yeah.
1561
01:15:32,416 --> 01:15:35,375
Look, we got off to
a bad start, and I
1562
01:15:35,416 --> 01:15:38,625
was thinking, if
you and Linda are
1563
01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:42,500
going to be getting
married, or whatever,
1564
01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:44,125
you're going to need money.
1565
01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:45,125
OK.
1566
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,541
So?
1567
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:49,041
So Tony thinks his dad
would be willing to fix
1568
01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:51,625
your car for free.
1569
01:15:51,666 --> 01:15:53,333
Linda, being family and all.
1570
01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:57,666
[music playing]
1571
01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:04,541
Cut.
1572
01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:05,625
Ah.
1573
01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:06,833
Do you mind?
1574
01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:08,958
No, I don't mind
bringing in the groceries
1575
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,291
even though it's your turn.
1576
01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,166
Bill, you don't need
to check the mirror
1577
01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:14,166
with your whole head.
1578
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,375
Just glance with your eyes.
1579
01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:17,458
I was trying to show concern.
1580
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,041
Hey, you should be concerned.
1581
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:21,125
The corn's moving about
3,000 miles an hour.
1582
01:16:21,166 --> 01:16:22,166
Excuse me?
1583
01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:24,041
Corn's going by too fast.
1584
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,458
The corn can never
go by too fast.
1585
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,458
You know what? This is stupid.
1586
01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,500
What's stupid?
1587
01:16:30,541 --> 01:16:31,666
This whole movie thing.
1588
01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:33,000
What do you think,
one of these movies
1589
01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:34,125
is going to be seen by anyone
1590
01:16:34,166 --> 01:16:35,208
other than you, me,
and your mom?
1591
01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:36,625
Bill.
1592
01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:38,458
You think having a premiere
at the Public Library
1593
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,041
is going to get you
noticed in Hollywood?
1594
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,291
OK, Bill, I'm sorry I
said you're corny.
1595
01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,291
You're a good actor.
1596
01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:44,291
No, I'm not. I'm terrible.
1597
01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:45,666
But at least I know it.
1598
01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:47,500
Well, if you know
you're so terrible,
1599
01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:48,791
why do you keep doing it?
1600
01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:50,166
Because it used to be fun.
1601
01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:51,541
Why do you keep doing it?
1602
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:53,625
Because you certainly
aren't having any fun.
1603
01:16:53,666 --> 01:16:55,208
[engine revving]
1604
01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:57,916
And when you're not having fun,
you are definitely not fun.
1605
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:03,208
I do it because
I'm not terrible.
1606
01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,458
I'm just here.
1607
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,375
Oh, so it's here
that's the problem?
1608
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:09,625
Here meaning all your
well-meaning but talentless
1609
01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:11,291
friends holding you back, right?
1610
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:12,833
No.
1611
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:16,125
Fine, go to Hollywood so you
can be not terrible there.
1612
01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:17,750
See how far that gets you.
1613
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:27,625
[radio alarm]
1614
01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:28,875
[music playing]
1615
01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:33,458
[SINGING] Music
radio WLS Chicago.
1616
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,833
Don't be alarmed.
1617
01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:37,375
It's only the death
breath of the Dark Lord.
1618
01:17:40,583 --> 01:17:42,958
"Star War" starts today
at select theaters.
1619
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,125
Rated PG.
1620
01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,708
Parental guidance suggested.
1621
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,291
[bell ringing]
1622
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:53,000
Good morning Mr. And
Miss Warren High School.
1623
01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:55,125
And all geeks sitting
on top of the buses,
1624
01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:58,958
looking into the
girls' locker rooms.
1625
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,125
This is your student body
president, Bill Holmes.
1626
01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:03,291
And these are your morning
announcements for--
1627
01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:05,958
[TOGETHER] May 25, 1977.
1628
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,041
The menu today--
1629
01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,458
A day that will live in infamy.
1630
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:12,000
[upbeat music]
1631
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,833
All right, kids.
1632
01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:17,208
I'd like to send a special
message to the entire Warren
1633
01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:18,791
family.
1634
01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:22,458
Jocks, brains, nerds, freaks,
cheerleaders, Devilettes,
1635
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:25,458
chess club members,
valedictorians, thespians,
1636
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,666
lesbians.
1637
01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:30,958
Can he say lesbians on
the morning announcements?
1638
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,625
No, he cannot.
1639
01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:36,291
Today is the last day of life
as we know it on this planet.
1640
01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:39,833
Today, a new and golden
age lies upon us.
1641
01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:42,500
Today is the day that every
last character name, scene
1642
01:18:42,541 --> 01:18:44,708
description, and
vocal sound effect
1643
01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:46,291
you've heard from
these past few months
1644
01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,458
will entirely make sense.
1645
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,500
Open the door, Holmes.
1646
01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,375
Don't be alarmed.
1647
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:57,000
It's only the death
breath of the Dark Lord.
1648
01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:57,958
Very bad, very bad.
1649
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,625
Don't be scared.
1650
01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:02,291
It's only an Imperial Cruiser
making the jump to lightspeed.
1651
01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:03,291
[lasers shooting]
1652
01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,791
Relax.
1653
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:07,125
It's only a movie,
and it's all for fun.
1654
01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:09,791
Director George Lucas and
20th Century Fox present--
1655
01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,875
When I find it, and I will--
1656
01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:14,125
"Star Wars."
1657
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,958
Enjoy, lap it up, monkeys.
1658
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,125
Parental guidance suggested.
1659
01:19:21,166 --> 01:19:23,500
It starts today at
theaters everywhere.
1660
01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:25,625
Everyone meet at the
Genesee at 3:00 PM.
1661
01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:28,875
The first 40 people to
show up get in free!
1662
01:19:28,916 --> 01:19:32,666
[upbeat music]
1663
01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:40,166
[bell ringing]
1664
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:46,458
[clears throat] Ah.
1665
01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:47,625
Ah.
1666
01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:49,083
What are you doing here?
1667
01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:51,291
Linda had a conniption fit
because she had work for me
1668
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,375
today.
1669
01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:54,166
So Dr. Kallen let
her off the hook,
1670
01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:55,875
even though I called in sick.
1671
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,500
So where's Linda?
1672
01:19:57,541 --> 01:19:58,791
She went to the mall.
1673
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,333
She said she had
to buy something
1674
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,000
nice to wear for big event.
1675
01:20:07,208 --> 01:20:08,166
Is that your brother?
1676
01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,458
Genesee Theater, 3:00 PM.
1677
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,458
- Come on.
- No.
1678
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,125
We've got to go, guys.
1679
01:20:12,166 --> 01:20:13,291
"Star Wars."
1680
01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:14,625
Never mind.
1681
01:20:14,666 --> 01:20:16,875
Ah, hey.
1682
01:20:16,916 --> 01:20:17,875
Come on, guys.
1683
01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:18,958
We got to go.
1684
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,208
"Star Wars," 3:00 PM.
1685
01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:23,333
Where's Bill?
1686
01:20:23,375 --> 01:20:26,000
He's hiding in his car.
1687
01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:28,208
Hey, guys, don't forget
there's a party at my house
1688
01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:29,791
tonight, 6:00.
1689
01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:30,791
Thanks, Ann.
1690
01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:31,833
That's great.
1691
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,208
Drive, Bill.
1692
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,291
Just drive.
1693
01:20:39,333 --> 01:20:42,500
I'll need your park ID.
1694
01:20:42,541 --> 01:20:43,666
Can he do that?
1695
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:44,958
Uh huh.
1696
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,833
Do you realize
what you just did?
1697
01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,666
Yeah, I got my severance
pay, which is more
1698
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,125
than I would have
gotten if I I'd
1699
01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:51,791
worked for another
month, which means
1700
01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:53,708
I can now pay for the
first 40 people to show up.
1701
01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:57,291
Oh, shit.
1702
01:20:57,333 --> 01:20:58,791
Oh, now you realize
what you just did.
1703
01:20:58,833 --> 01:21:00,125
No, it's 2:14.
1704
01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:02,375
Time flies when you're
throwing your life away.
1705
01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:03,791
No, I mean I got to cash this.
1706
01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:04,875
So we'll cash it.
1707
01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:06,333
The theater's 15
minutes that way.
1708
01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:08,125
My bank is 15 minutes
the other way.
1709
01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:09,375
Pat, relax.
1710
01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:11,166
My dad will cash your
check at the station.
1711
01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:12,291
It's five minutes away.
1712
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,791
Sign it over to him.
1713
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:16,208
I'll go get the cash and
meet you at the mall at 2:45.
1714
01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:18,666
But, no, it takes 15 minutes
to get to the theater.
1715
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:20,458
We can get there in 10.
1716
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,166
That gives 5 to
buy your popcorn,
1717
01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:25,000
talk to manager into selling you
the poster with all the money
1718
01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:27,458
you won't have, and still find
the exact acoustical center
1719
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,458
of the theater, OK?
1720
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,500
OK.
1721
01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:34,791
Slow down, you're going
to get all sweaty.
1722
01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:36,625
Girls hate that.
1723
01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:39,041
It's not like there's going
to be a line around the block
1724
01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,000
to get in.
1725
01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:41,000
Hey.
1726
01:21:41,041 --> 01:21:42,791
Oh, hey.
1727
01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:44,333
Hey.
1728
01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:45,625
What are you doing here?
1729
01:21:45,666 --> 01:21:47,166
Picking you up.
1730
01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:49,791
Bill's meeting us at 2:45.
1731
01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:50,791
What?
1732
01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:51,875
I can't go.
1733
01:21:51,916 --> 01:21:53,166
Why not?
1734
01:21:53,208 --> 01:21:55,041
Mom needs me to take
Misty to the vet.
1735
01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:57,958
Oh, we'll take her afterwards.
1736
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,291
Tony is giving me a ride.
1737
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,625
Why?
1738
01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:03,125
My car's in the shop.
1739
01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:04,208
Again?
1740
01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,375
Yeah, again.
1741
01:22:05,416 --> 01:22:09,458
Wow, that's-- that's convenient.
1742
01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,208
What's that supposed to mean?
1743
01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:12,625
Well, let's see.
1744
01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:15,041
First, Tony's dad can't
seem to find the left front
1745
01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:16,958
Fender for a Ford
Pinto for over a month.
1746
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,333
And then after managing
to finally scrape together
1747
01:22:19,375 --> 01:22:20,625
enough money to pay him.
1748
01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:22,625
He tells me he's been
charging me a storage fee
1749
01:22:22,666 --> 01:22:24,333
on top of the original amount.
1750
01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:26,666
And now your car's
back in the shop,
1751
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:29,458
and suddenly Tony is the only
one left with a car that works,
1752
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,166
which you have to go
back to your house in,
1753
01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:32,458
with your new underwear.
1754
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,041
And no, can you tell
me what's wrong?
1755
01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:35,333
Yeah, I can.
1756
01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:37,500
You don't know when
to stop thinking.
1757
01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:41,875
What?
1758
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:42,958
Wait.
1759
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,458
Wait, what?
1760
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,791
I'm the proud owner of a brain
refined by 6 million years
1761
01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:48,125
of evolution.
1762
01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:49,791
How am I supposed
to stop thinking?
1763
01:22:49,833 --> 01:22:51,041
Try feeling.
1764
01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:52,291
Oh, come on.
1765
01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:53,625
Wait, wait, wait.
1766
01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:55,041
Don't touch me.
1767
01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:56,791
I'm sorry.
1768
01:22:56,833 --> 01:23:01,458
Don't even talk to me,
and don't call me either.
1769
01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:02,958
Wait, don't leave.
1770
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,125
Don't leave.
1771
01:23:04,166 --> 01:23:05,458
Come on.
1772
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:07,458
[MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT,
"DAY AFTER DAY"]
1773
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,375
Don't leave.
1774
01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:21,666
[SINGING] Gaze at
the sky and picture
1775
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:26,958
a memory of days
in your life you
1776
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:35,791
knew what it meant to be
happy and free with time
1777
01:23:35,833 --> 01:23:37,333
on your side.
1778
01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:47,958
Remember your daddy
when no one was wiser.
1779
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:55,541
Your ma used to say that you
would go farther than he ever
1780
01:23:55,583 --> 01:24:01,125
could with time on your side.
1781
01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,541
[robot malfunctioning]
1782
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:09,958
[SINGING] Think of a boy
with the stars in his eyes.
1783
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,333
I said I'd meet you here.
1784
01:24:11,375 --> 01:24:13,333
I didn't say I'd
go to bed with you.
1785
01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:15,666
Why would you agree to meet
me in a hotel room room
1786
01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:17,541
if you weren't going
to go to bed with me?
1787
01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,500
I can't believe you're
being such a bitch.
1788
01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,791
Hey, open this door.
1789
01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:25,625
[SINGING] Sadly you'd
say someday, someday.
1790
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:28,041
What the hell do you want?
1791
01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:30,916
I want you to leave my
sister alone, you punk.
1792
01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:33,625
OK.
1793
01:24:33,666 --> 01:24:34,625
[SINGING] But--
1794
01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:35,958
[smack]
1795
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,166
[SINGING] --day after
day, the show must go on.
1796
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:41,625
"Star Wars," a billion years
in the making, and it's
1797
01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:45,791
coming to your
galaxy this summer.
1798
01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:47,791
[crash]
1799
01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:53,125
[SINGING] Any castles in Spain.
1800
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:56,041
The chance had gone by.
1801
01:24:56,083 --> 01:25:00,000
[explosions]
1802
01:25:00,041 --> 01:25:02,041
Hey!
1803
01:25:02,083 --> 01:25:03,166
She's ready to go!
1804
01:25:03,208 --> 01:25:04,833
[SINGING] With nothing to say--
1805
01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:06,458
When you got the dough.
1806
01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:09,458
[SINGING] --and no
one to say it to.
1807
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:12,000
Nothing has changed.
1808
01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:16,500
You still got it all to do.
1809
01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:23,708
Surely, you know the
chance has gone by.
1810
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,916
[car horn]
1811
01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:30,333
So did you see it?
1812
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:31,625
No.
1813
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:34,458
I thought you were going
to be first in line.
1814
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,125
Things got messed up.
1815
01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,500
What happened?
1816
01:25:38,541 --> 01:25:41,833
Dodgeball accident,
then I missed the bus.
1817
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:44,625
And next thing I know,
it starts raining,
1818
01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:46,375
and Jody saw me walking home.
1819
01:25:46,416 --> 01:25:48,833
You should have run him over.
1820
01:25:48,875 --> 01:25:50,958
What's wrong with her?
1821
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,958
She's 16.
1822
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,458
She's a girl.
1823
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,791
Plus, she hates me.
1824
01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:57,125
She doesn't hate you.
1825
01:25:57,166 --> 01:25:59,291
I do so.
1826
01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:02,125
If she hated you, why
would she drive you home?
1827
01:26:02,166 --> 01:26:07,000
So she could enjoy not
driving me to the theater.
1828
01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:08,458
Can I borrow the van?
1829
01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,458
Eric took it down to O'Hare.
1830
01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:11,875
What for?
1831
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:14,291
To ship a dog I sold
some people in Atlanta.
1832
01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:16,375
They wired the money, thank God.
1833
01:26:16,416 --> 01:26:18,833
Great.
1834
01:26:18,875 --> 01:26:21,125
Could I borrow $200?
1835
01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:22,291
I don't know.
1836
01:26:22,333 --> 01:26:23,875
When you walked by
the runs did you
1837
01:26:23,916 --> 01:26:25,333
notice 2 million piles of poop?
1838
01:26:25,375 --> 01:26:27,125
What the heck do
you need $200 for?
1839
01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:30,791
To pay for 40 of my friends
to get in to see "Star Wars."
1840
01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:33,541
You know, they say if you
have three good friends
1841
01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:35,458
in your entire life
you're a very lucky--
1842
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:38,958
Mom, this is really serious.
1843
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:42,000
I need to get as many people
as I can to the Genesee
1844
01:26:42,041 --> 01:26:44,291
Theater, especially me.
1845
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:45,958
Well, it stopped raining.
1846
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,958
Why don't you ride your
bike down to the theater?
1847
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,000
No, I sold my bike to
buy film for "Requiem
1848
01:26:51,041 --> 01:26:53,125
for the Planet of
the Apes," remember?
1849
01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:55,291
What about Eric's bike?
1850
01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:56,625
Reshoots.
1851
01:26:56,666 --> 01:26:58,708
OK, what about Jody's bike?
1852
01:26:58,750 --> 01:26:59,791
It's pink.
1853
01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:00,791
It's here.
1854
01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:01,791
It's got tassels.
1855
01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:03,458
It's got wheels.
1856
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:06,125
It's got a lock.
1857
01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:07,666
You can use my bike.
1858
01:27:11,875 --> 01:27:14,583
[chatter]
1859
01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:23,833
Hey, can you hold on
to this for a sec?
1860
01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:32,000
Hey.
1861
01:27:32,041 --> 01:27:33,125
Hey, Pat.
1862
01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,333
I was just heading
out to find you.
1863
01:27:34,375 --> 01:27:35,291
Where the hell have you been?
1864
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,291
Jeez, will you relax?
1865
01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:37,791
Relax?
1866
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:40,041
I missed the 3:00 PM showing
of Star Wars because of you,
1867
01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:41,333
and the 5:15, and the 7:30.
1868
01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,666
And the 9:45 starts
at 25 minutes,
1869
01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:45,666
and it takes 20 minutes to
get to the Genesee Theater.
1870
01:27:45,708 --> 01:27:46,666
Will you calm down?
1871
01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:47,791
It's the damn movie.
1872
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,125
No, it's not just a damn movie.
1873
01:27:49,166 --> 01:27:50,875
I've waited my whole
life to see this movie.
1874
01:27:50,916 --> 01:27:53,041
You've been waiting your
whole life to get laid too,
1875
01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,958
but I don't see a yelling
at Linda Altastiniac.
1876
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,041
OK, you know what?
1877
01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:57,375
Forget it.
1878
01:27:57,416 --> 01:27:58,458
I'll go by myself.
1879
01:27:58,500 --> 01:27:59,458
Just give me my check, OK?
1880
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:00,833
It's in my glove compartment.
1881
01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:02,208
I parked like a mile away.
1882
01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:04,333
Besides, what good
is it going to do
1883
01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:06,625
without a place to cash it, and
without me to take you there?
1884
01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:08,166
Why didn't you cash it before?
1885
01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:09,583
Why didn't you come back?
1886
01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:16,208
Remember that night last fall,
when Robin gave you a ride home?
1887
01:28:18,916 --> 01:28:20,291
Yeah.
1888
01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:21,625
She came over later.
1889
01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:23,708
She was really drunk.
1890
01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:28,166
She told me, if I didn't
want to marry her,
1891
01:28:28,208 --> 01:28:31,625
there was a guy she
knew that would.
1892
01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:33,458
Bill.
1893
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:36,666
I didn't come back because
I found out who that guy is.
1894
01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:50,791
Look, just hang here
for a little while.
1895
01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:53,125
Let me try to figure
this out with Robin,
1896
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,000
and I'll take you to
the midnight show.
1897
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:02,500
[phone ringing]
1898
01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,333
Hey, Pat.
1899
01:29:09,166 --> 01:29:10,458
Hey, Donny.
1900
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,875
How was "Star Wars?"
1901
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,958
It was great.
1902
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,166
Yeah, it was great,
in fact, that I went
1903
01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:22,791
to the 5:15 and the 7:30 show.
1904
01:29:22,833 --> 01:29:24,833
I mean, later I'm
going to the 9:45.
1905
01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:27,916
Hey, what is this movie about?
1906
01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:33,916
[vocalizing]
1907
01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:38,041
What's with Johnson?
1908
01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:40,791
And R2-D2's bouncing
around going [vocalizing]..
1909
01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,458
A smudge mark on
her boob is gone,
1910
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,833
and her hair's all different,
and she hands Luke and Han
1911
01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:46,125
medals.
1912
01:29:46,166 --> 01:29:48,000
And everybody turns
around, and literally
1913
01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:49,708
this crowd, hundreds
of rebel soldiers,
1914
01:29:49,750 --> 01:29:51,291
all give him a standing ovation.
1915
01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:52,333
And that's the end.
1916
01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:56,291
All right.
1917
01:29:56,333 --> 01:29:58,291
So I just have one question.
1918
01:29:58,333 --> 01:29:59,458
What?
1919
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,375
What the hell are you on?
1920
01:30:01,416 --> 01:30:03,333
[laughter]
1921
01:30:04,875 --> 01:30:08,166
Fine, fine, laugh
it up, laugh it up.
1922
01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:10,500
But in a few days,
you'll all be going up
1923
01:30:10,541 --> 01:30:14,000
to the door of the art, and just
pounding on it and screaming,
1924
01:30:14,041 --> 01:30:16,041
"let me in, let me in!"
1925
01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:20,333
[MUSIC - LEON RUSSELL, "STRANGER
IN A STRANGE LAND"]
1926
01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:31,125
[SINGING] How many miles
will it take to see the sun?
1927
01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:37,500
And how many years
till it's done?
1928
01:30:37,541 --> 01:30:42,875
Kiss my confusion
away in the night.
1929
01:30:42,916 --> 01:30:45,041
Lay by my side till
the morning comes.
1930
01:30:45,083 --> 01:30:47,041
Hey.
1931
01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:48,666
What the hell was
that look for?
1932
01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:51,458
What the hell were you doing
making out with Doreen Blandis?
1933
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,791
I thought you said
you were going
1934
01:30:52,833 --> 01:30:54,291
to work things out with Robin.
1935
01:30:54,333 --> 01:30:56,166
Yeah, well I also said
I'd get you to your movie,
1936
01:30:56,208 --> 01:30:57,458
and I'm going to get you there.
1937
01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:58,666
So come on. Let's go.
1938
01:31:00,750 --> 01:31:02,791
[SINGING] Strangers
in a strange land.
1939
01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:08,000
Hey, Moon Watcher, you can't get
there from here,
1940
01:31:08,041 --> 01:31:09,791
this ain't Cape Kennedy.
1941
01:31:09,833 --> 01:31:11,791
And it sure as hell
ain't Hollywood.
1942
01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:14,333
It's just Gurney.
1943
01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:15,958
I'm not even from Gurney.
1944
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,458
I'm from Wadsworth,
population 750, the edge
1945
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:20,166
of the edge of nowhere.
1946
01:31:20,208 --> 01:31:23,125
Hey, a lot of famous
people came from the edge
1947
01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:25,125
of the edge of nowhere.
1948
01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:28,375
Ray Bradberry grew up in
Waukegan, and Jack Benny.
1949
01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:30,291
And Marlon Brando
went to high school
1950
01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,125
right over in Libertyville.
1951
01:31:32,166 --> 01:31:33,458
Yeah, and where are they now?
1952
01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:35,500
Ray Bradbury, California.
1953
01:31:35,541 --> 01:31:36,958
Jack Benny, California.
1954
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,375
Marlon Brando.
1955
01:31:38,416 --> 01:31:39,375
Tahiti!
1956
01:31:39,416 --> 01:31:40,375
Woo-hoo!
1957
01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:41,458
Woo-hoo!
1958
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:42,458
Yeah!
1959
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,458
[splash]
1960
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:44,541
What?
1961
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,041
Is this how you want to live?
1962
01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:48,333
What, in a big house with a
bunch of people having fun?
1963
01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:49,458
Sure.
1964
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:51,125
Yeah, but what are
you going to do?
1965
01:31:51,166 --> 01:31:52,666
What are you going to be?
1966
01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,166
What do you want from the one
shot that you get at living?
1967
01:31:55,208 --> 01:31:57,666
I don't know, money, a big
house, a wife and 2.3 kids.
1968
01:31:57,708 --> 01:31:59,000
I have no fucking idea.
1969
01:31:59,041 --> 01:32:00,375
Bullshit.
1970
01:32:00,416 --> 01:32:02,125
You want to make people laugh.
1971
01:32:02,166 --> 01:32:03,125
That's what you want.
1972
01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:04,208
That's who you are.
1973
01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,333
OK, Pat.
1974
01:32:08,375 --> 01:32:10,125
Let's do our fight thing.
1975
01:32:10,166 --> 01:32:11,291
Ready, ready?
1976
01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:12,291
No.
1977
01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,458
Now.
1978
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,958
You want to be an
actor or comedian.
1979
01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:16,125
No, I don't.
1980
01:32:16,166 --> 01:32:17,833
That's what you
want me to be so you
1981
01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:20,125
can feel like you're
not the only one chasing
1982
01:32:20,166 --> 01:32:21,791
after an impossible dream.
1983
01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:22,791
React.
1984
01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:23,791
Oh.
1985
01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:24,833
But you're lying.
1986
01:32:24,875 --> 01:32:26,958
That's all you've ever wanted.
1987
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,291
And yet-- but you're too
afraid of failing to try.
1988
01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:30,625
Oh.
1989
01:32:30,666 --> 01:32:32,291
You hit me in the forehead, man.
1990
01:32:32,333 --> 01:32:33,625
I didn't hit you.
1991
01:32:33,666 --> 01:32:34,625
Yeah, you did.
1992
01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:35,875
No, I didn't.
1993
01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:38,375
Oh, so you-- you act
like you don't care.
1994
01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:39,958
Shut up and fight.
1995
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,833
Come on.
1996
01:32:43,833 --> 01:32:47,291
You go along with the
rest of the herd that
1997
01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:50,208
needs to believe that being
intelligent and having hopes
1998
01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:52,625
and dreams is for nerds,
or geeks, or dorks.
1999
01:32:52,666 --> 01:32:55,541
But inside, you know it isn't.
2000
01:32:55,583 --> 01:32:56,791
Come on.
2001
01:32:56,833 --> 01:32:57,875
Cut it out, man.
2002
01:32:57,916 --> 01:33:00,291
What do you care what I do, huh?
2003
01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,541
What are you still
hanging around for?
2004
01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:03,541
Just go.
2005
01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:04,791
They do this all the time.
2006
01:33:04,833 --> 01:33:06,125
What are you waiting for?
2007
01:33:06,166 --> 01:33:07,458
I'm waiting for you.
2008
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:09,666
Why?
2009
01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:12,125
You don't need me to
drive you to California.
2010
01:33:12,166 --> 01:33:14,791
You don't even need me to drive
you to the Genesee Theater.
2011
01:33:14,833 --> 01:33:17,125
Shit, Pat, you could have
walked there and back five times
2012
01:33:17,166 --> 01:33:18,375
today.
2013
01:33:18,416 --> 01:33:19,708
I'm not the one
who's afraid here.
2014
01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,333
It's you, man.
2015
01:33:21,375 --> 01:33:23,958
You're afraid you're going to
go see this movie and everything
2016
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:25,375
will be the same.
2017
01:33:25,416 --> 01:33:27,625
You'll still be Pat Johnson
making his little movies
2018
01:33:27,666 --> 01:33:28,625
in his backyard.
2019
01:33:28,666 --> 01:33:29,625
They're not little.
2020
01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,166
Oh.
2021
01:33:31,208 --> 01:33:35,000
[chatter]
2022
01:33:35,041 --> 01:33:36,541
We've just got a big backyard.
2023
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,875
Pretty good right hook too.
2024
01:33:40,916 --> 01:33:43,166
Orson Welles.
2025
01:33:43,208 --> 01:33:44,625
What?
2026
01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:46,875
Orson Welles grew up in Kenosha.
2027
01:33:46,916 --> 01:33:50,041
That's like 10 miles from here.
2028
01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:52,500
Oh, it doesn't matter
where he grew up.
2029
01:33:52,541 --> 01:33:53,833
OK?
2030
01:33:53,875 --> 01:33:56,041
What matters is that
he's not sitting around
2031
01:33:56,083 --> 01:33:58,625
some house full of people
who don't care about anything
2032
01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:01,000
but getting stoned so they
can forget about the fact
2033
01:34:01,041 --> 01:34:03,333
that they're going to spend
the rest of their lives
2034
01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:05,791
wondering why the hell
they're still here.
2035
01:34:05,833 --> 01:34:08,625
I mean, really, somebody,
anybody, do something new,
2036
01:34:08,666 --> 01:34:10,458
do something interesting.
2037
01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:12,791
[MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT,
"I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE
2038
01:34:12,833 --> 01:34:14,000
YOU"]
2039
01:34:14,041 --> 01:34:15,791
[SINGING] I wouldn't
want to be like you.
2040
01:34:15,833 --> 01:34:16,791
Whoa, I don't care--
2041
01:34:16,833 --> 01:34:18,166
OK.
2042
01:34:18,208 --> 01:34:20,333
[SINGING] --what you do.
2043
01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:23,000
I wouldn't want to--
2044
01:34:23,041 --> 01:34:25,083
I wouldn't want to be like you.
2045
01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:32,166
I wouldn't want to be like you.
2046
01:34:32,208 --> 01:34:33,166
Oh.
2047
01:34:33,208 --> 01:34:35,166
Oh, man.
2048
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:36,875
Marry me.
2049
01:34:36,916 --> 01:34:39,500
[laughter]
2050
01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:48,583
Did you just get engaged?
2051
01:34:51,083 --> 01:34:52,833
[mumbling]
2052
01:35:00,708 --> 01:35:01,666
[scream]
2053
01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:06,333
What time is it?
2054
01:35:06,375 --> 01:35:07,833
9:55.
2055
01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:16,791
Why do you want everyone
to see this movie so bad?
2056
01:35:16,833 --> 01:35:17,833
I don't know.
2057
01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:19,041
I guess it's just--
2058
01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:21,833
if everyone sees it,
and everyone likes it,
2059
01:35:21,875 --> 01:35:25,958
then I won't be the only sci-fi
movie geek in town anymore.
2060
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,791
Pat, if every person in
town loved this movie,
2061
01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:31,166
you would still be alone
because to everybody else,
2062
01:35:31,208 --> 01:35:33,958
movies are something to do
when you're tired of real life.
2063
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,958
To you, real life is
something to do when you're
2064
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,625
tired of watching movies.
2065
01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:39,291
But I'm never tired
of watching movies.
2066
01:35:39,333 --> 01:35:40,791
My point exactly.
2067
01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:43,666
Some people live to work,
other people work to live.
2068
01:35:43,708 --> 01:35:46,625
Yeah, well I'm going to do
both because, unlike everybody
2069
01:35:46,666 --> 01:35:49,791
else around here, I'm going to
love what I do for a living.
2070
01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:51,125
How do you know?
2071
01:35:51,166 --> 01:35:52,875
Well, because I've always known.
2072
01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:55,458
I started making movies
when I was nine years old.
2073
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,125
Why?
2074
01:35:57,166 --> 01:35:58,625
Why what?
2075
01:35:58,666 --> 01:36:00,208
Why did you start making
them when you were nine?
2076
01:36:00,250 --> 01:36:01,666
Why that age in particular?
2077
01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:03,958
Because-- I don't know.
2078
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,958
What the hell kind
of question is that?
2079
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:09,125
You started making movies to
keep your family together.
2080
01:36:09,166 --> 01:36:10,791
What?
2081
01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:12,000
Like it or not,
that's the truth.
2082
01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:13,625
You are so full of shit.
2083
01:36:13,666 --> 01:36:14,875
Where do you come
up with that crap?
2084
01:36:14,916 --> 01:36:16,125
Advanced placement psychology.
2085
01:36:16,166 --> 01:36:17,291
You were my term paper.
2086
01:36:17,333 --> 01:36:18,791
Come on, Pat.
2087
01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:20,125
Your parents start
talking divorce,
2088
01:36:20,166 --> 01:36:21,041
you start making movies.
2089
01:36:21,083 --> 01:36:22,125
Why?
2090
01:36:22,166 --> 01:36:23,208
Because I like to.
2091
01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,875
You did it to get
their attention.
2092
01:36:24,916 --> 01:36:26,625
So they'd have something
else to think about,
2093
01:36:26,666 --> 01:36:28,958
like you had something other
than them that made you happy.
2094
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:30,791
You figured, if they saw
they were losing you,
2095
01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:32,125
maybe they'd stop fighting.
2096
01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:34,458
Sorry, Sigmund, but you're
wrong on this one, OK?
2097
01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:35,500
So what happens?
2098
01:36:35,541 --> 01:36:36,958
Your mom fawns over every frame,
2099
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,333
thinks every shot is wonderful.
2100
01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:39,541
And you know it's not true.
2101
01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:40,791
So you start to distrust her.
2102
01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:42,041
She's not leveling with you.
2103
01:36:42,083 --> 01:36:43,791
She's just treating you
like her little baby
2104
01:36:43,833 --> 01:36:44,958
that needs protecting.
2105
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,458
And your dad, who's drunk
half the time,
2106
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:47,958
can only see you
as his younger self
2107
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,125
who wanted to be an artist
2108
01:36:49,166 --> 01:36:50,333
till his dad threatened
to disown him
2109
01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:51,708
if he didn't go to
med school, right?
2110
01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:53,458
So here you come with
your first little Super
2111
01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:55,375
8 "Planet of the Apes"
movie, and what does he do?
2112
01:36:55,416 --> 01:36:56,458
OK, Donny.
2113
01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:57,666
He shits all over it.
2114
01:36:57,708 --> 01:36:59,291
OK, Donny, enough.
2115
01:36:59,333 --> 01:37:01,125
It looks like a model.
You ever hear of focus?
2116
01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:03,166
And they invented tripods
for a reason, you know?
2117
01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:06,125
And how about this little gem,
is that like a Charlton Heston?
2118
01:37:06,166 --> 01:37:08,708
It looked like a 12-year-old
with delusions of grandeur.
2119
01:37:08,750 --> 01:37:10,875
You were a 12-year-old
with delusions of grandeur.
2120
01:37:10,916 --> 01:37:12,375
Donnie, shut up, OK?
Just shut up.
2121
01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:13,625
Fine, as soon as you admit
2122
01:37:13,666 --> 01:37:15,291
the real reason
you want to make movies.
2123
01:37:15,333 --> 01:37:17,625
Because it cuts through all the
stupid high school social caste
2124
01:37:17,666 --> 01:37:18,625
system bullshit, OK?
2125
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:20,291
OK.
2126
01:37:20,333 --> 01:37:22,458
It gets past all those stupid
goddamn armor everyone wears.
2127
01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:23,625
Go on.
2128
01:37:23,666 --> 01:37:25,166
When you're watching
a movie, you're
2129
01:37:25,208 --> 01:37:27,291
sitting with 500 people who
wouldn't even sit next to you
2130
01:37:27,333 --> 01:37:28,458
in lunch.
2131
01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,333
And you're laughing
at the same jokes,
2132
01:37:30,375 --> 01:37:32,375
and crying at the
same painful moments,
2133
01:37:32,416 --> 01:37:34,125
and you're jumping
at the same scares.
2134
01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:36,458
There aren't any cliques
in the movie theater.
2135
01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:39,666
There aren't any jocks, or
geeks, or nerds, or brains, OK?
2136
01:37:39,708 --> 01:37:41,291
And as long as it's
dark, and there's
2137
01:37:41,333 --> 01:37:43,166
something you've never
seen before on the screen,
2138
01:37:43,208 --> 01:37:46,500
it's like you're
family, where nobody
2139
01:37:46,541 --> 01:37:49,666
yells or fights or leaves.
2140
01:37:53,916 --> 01:37:55,166
Oh, shit.
2141
01:37:57,750 --> 01:37:59,333
You know, years
from now, are you
2142
01:37:59,375 --> 01:38:01,333
going to pay someone
hundreds of dollars
2143
01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,625
to do what I just did for free?
2144
01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:06,000
[laughter]
2145
01:38:09,166 --> 01:38:10,791
Congratulations. It's a fist.
2146
01:38:10,833 --> 01:38:11,791
[laughter]
2147
01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:13,291
You've got her hand out?
2148
01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:14,958
Oh, no problem with that.
2149
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,833
Doctor gave her a
little muscle relaxant.
2150
01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:26,375
Here.
2151
01:38:26,416 --> 01:38:28,125
You may need just for the drool.
2152
01:38:28,166 --> 01:38:29,500
[laughter]
2153
01:38:32,708 --> 01:38:35,041
What?
2154
01:38:35,083 --> 01:38:36,666
Come on, I'll take you home.
2155
01:38:36,708 --> 01:38:38,208
Wait, what about "Star Wars?"
2156
01:38:38,250 --> 01:38:40,000
Gah!
2157
01:38:40,041 --> 01:38:42,958
It's dark in the theater.
2158
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,500
[music playing]
2159
01:38:44,541 --> 01:38:48,625
[SINGING] Music
Radio WLS Chicago.
2160
01:38:48,666 --> 01:38:51,166
[MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS, "I CAN'T
GET THERE FROM HERE"]
2161
01:38:57,375 --> 01:38:59,625
It's me.
2162
01:38:59,666 --> 01:39:01,958
I told you not to call.
2163
01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:02,958
I know.
2164
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,166
I'm sorry.
2165
01:39:04,208 --> 01:39:09,125
It's just-- I realized
something tonight.
2166
01:39:09,166 --> 01:39:12,291
I thought that it was going
to be the most important day
2167
01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:15,666
of my life because it would
finally give me the strength
2168
01:39:15,708 --> 01:39:20,708
to go out to LA and start up a
life I thought we both wanted.
2169
01:39:20,750 --> 01:39:23,458
But when today finally
came, it wasn't enough
2170
01:39:23,500 --> 01:39:25,458
for me to just see
"Star Wars" by myself.
2171
01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:28,291
I felt I had to take everyone
I knew with me because I think
2172
01:39:28,333 --> 01:39:30,541
what I really wanted
was for everyone
2173
01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:34,291
to finally understand
me and approve of me.
2174
01:39:34,333 --> 01:39:37,625
So that it would change this
place enough, in my mind
2175
01:39:37,666 --> 01:39:43,833
and in my heart, that I wouldn't
have to leave it because I
2176
01:39:43,875 --> 01:39:45,291
don't really want to go.
2177
01:39:45,333 --> 01:39:47,125
[SINGING] There were
dreams we kept inside.
2178
01:39:47,166 --> 01:39:48,250
I just want to belong.
2179
01:39:50,333 --> 01:39:51,500
OK, Linda-chan.
2180
01:39:51,541 --> 01:39:53,666
I go to work now.
2181
01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:54,958
OK.
2182
01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:56,333
Drive carefully, mom.
2183
01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:05,666
[SINGING] I can't
get there from here.
2184
01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:06,958
And you can't--
2185
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,125
Pat, you've been waiting
a really long time
2186
01:40:09,166 --> 01:40:10,958
for this night.
2187
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:14,958
And maybe I didn't seem as
interested as you sometimes,
2188
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:18,500
but I really did want to
be with you the first time.
2189
01:40:21,208 --> 01:40:22,791
And I really want
to be with you.
2190
01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:25,625
[SINGING] Nowhere.
2191
01:40:25,666 --> 01:40:27,791
OK, then.
2192
01:40:27,833 --> 01:40:29,625
Come and get me.
2193
01:40:29,666 --> 01:40:33,000
[SINGING] Touch the sky.
2194
01:40:33,041 --> 01:40:38,625
If you don't, when you grow
old, you'll wonder why.
2195
01:40:38,666 --> 01:40:41,291
You did just what you were told.
2196
01:40:41,333 --> 01:40:44,833
No one will cry for you.
2197
01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:49,041
And all you do is long to fly.
2198
01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:56,041
I can see--
2199
01:40:56,083 --> 01:40:57,458
Beam me up, Jody.
2200
01:40:57,500 --> 01:41:00,541
[SINGING] The final
curtain calling, let it be.
2201
01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:03,125
[knocking]
2202
01:41:03,166 --> 01:41:07,458
[SINGING] Listen to the voices
calling out to all who hear.
2203
01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:09,291
You ready?
2204
01:41:09,333 --> 01:41:13,708
[SINGING] Don't let your
fear push life beside.
2205
01:41:18,208 --> 01:41:23,791
I can't get there from here.
2206
01:41:23,833 --> 01:41:25,125
And you can't get--
2207
01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:26,458
Oh.
2208
01:41:26,500 --> 01:41:29,958
[SINGING] --here from there.
2209
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:35,375
And we can't go anywhere.
2210
01:41:35,416 --> 01:41:36,791
Why the long face?
2211
01:41:36,833 --> 01:41:37,791
Ah!
2212
01:41:37,833 --> 01:41:38,791
Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
2213
01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:39,875
I can't help it.
2214
01:41:39,916 --> 01:41:43,833
Making jokes, it's what I do.
2215
01:41:43,875 --> 01:41:45,166
Duh.
2216
01:41:48,875 --> 01:41:50,791
Are you sure about this?
2217
01:41:50,833 --> 01:41:52,958
Uh huh.
2218
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:57,791
[SINGING] Far beyond
all the things we know.
2219
01:41:57,833 --> 01:41:58,833
Mm-mm.
2220
01:41:58,875 --> 01:42:01,125
Wait.
2221
01:42:01,166 --> 01:42:04,291
[SINGING] The world
of our dreams.
2222
01:42:04,333 --> 01:42:05,333
[television chatter]
2223
01:42:05,375 --> 01:42:06,791
[SINGING] Calling to us--
2224
01:42:06,833 --> 01:42:08,041
You want to watch baseball?
2225
01:42:08,083 --> 01:42:10,166
[SINGING] --but we don't go.
2226
01:42:10,208 --> 01:42:13,291
I want the neighbors to think
we're watching baseball.
2227
01:42:13,333 --> 01:42:18,125
Plus, it'll cover any, you
know, noise we might make.
2228
01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,500
Now, close your eyes.
2229
01:42:19,541 --> 01:42:23,833
[SINGING] You can't
get here from there.
2230
01:42:23,875 --> 01:42:29,958
And we can't go anywhere.
2231
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:36,791
As long as we're still standing
on the road that leads nowhere.
2232
01:42:36,833 --> 01:42:40,625
When I was a kid, they used
to show these short films
2233
01:42:40,666 --> 01:42:42,333
before the feature
called serials,
2234
01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:43,958
and they weren't very good.
2235
01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:46,791
In fact, they were actually kind
of terrible in a wonderful sort
2236
01:42:46,833 --> 01:42:49,291
of way because you could almost
imagine the actors suddenly
2237
01:42:49,333 --> 01:42:50,958
turning to look out
at you and saying,
2238
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:53,291
look, we know you can tell
we made these sets out
2239
01:42:53,333 --> 01:42:56,541
of cardboard, and we know you
can see the wires holding up
2240
01:42:56,583 --> 01:43:01,375
our spaceships, but look
how much fun we're having.
2241
01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:07,000
And those stupid little
films meant more to me
2242
01:43:07,041 --> 01:43:11,833
than any big budget
Hollywood extravaganza
2243
01:43:11,875 --> 01:43:14,833
because they gave me hope
that, with a little allowance,
2244
01:43:14,875 --> 01:43:21,541
a little ingenuity, and a
little stolen time with my dad's
2245
01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:24,041
old wind-up movie camera,
I could make movies too.
2246
01:43:24,083 --> 01:43:25,458
And I did.
2247
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:28,291
Boy, did I.
2248
01:43:28,333 --> 01:43:31,625
How much do you want to
be a director, Patrick?
2249
01:43:31,666 --> 01:43:35,166
I want it more than anything
I've ever wanted in my life.
2250
01:43:35,208 --> 01:43:37,125
Are you-- are you
really sure about this?
2251
01:43:37,166 --> 01:43:40,000
Do you need to be one?
2252
01:43:44,541 --> 01:43:46,208
Then you might just make it.
2253
01:43:48,875 --> 01:43:49,875
You really think so?
2254
01:43:51,916 --> 01:43:54,625
If it can happen to me,
it can happen to you.
2255
01:43:54,666 --> 01:43:56,375
[thunder]
2256
01:44:04,333 --> 01:44:05,583
So how was it?
2257
01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:11,125
It was amazing.
2258
01:44:11,166 --> 01:44:13,125
How about for you?
2259
01:44:13,166 --> 01:44:15,625
I meant "Star Wars."
2260
01:44:15,666 --> 01:44:18,125
Oh.
2261
01:44:18,166 --> 01:44:20,125
I don't know.
2262
01:44:20,166 --> 01:44:21,500
Too many things came up.
2263
01:44:23,666 --> 01:44:26,125
You could go tomorrow.
2264
01:44:26,166 --> 01:44:28,000
I could maybe get off work.
2265
01:44:28,041 --> 01:44:30,708
No, I have to work.
2266
01:44:30,750 --> 01:44:35,708
I got to start saving up
for everything we want.
2267
01:44:37,666 --> 01:44:43,333
I'll try to see it on my next
day off, if it's still playing.
2268
01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,875
The crowd's loving it.
2269
01:44:46,916 --> 01:44:50,833
Now the big guy, hitting
.342 with 92 RBIs.
2270
01:44:50,875 --> 01:44:53,333
More baseball after
these messages.
2271
01:44:53,375 --> 01:44:54,875
Hey, Pete Rose,
what do men really
2272
01:44:54,916 --> 01:44:56,666
want from his after shave?
2273
01:44:56,708 --> 01:44:58,541
Are you sorry we did this?
2274
01:44:58,583 --> 01:44:59,791
No.
2275
01:44:59,833 --> 01:45:03,041
No fancy perfumes
or fancy bottles.
2276
01:45:03,083 --> 01:45:04,708
Did you want to
wait till you get
2277
01:45:04,750 --> 01:45:06,791
married before your first time?
2278
01:45:06,833 --> 01:45:07,958
Uh-uh.
2279
01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:09,333
A man wants to smell like a man.
2280
01:45:09,375 --> 01:45:11,500
That's why I like--
2281
01:45:11,541 --> 01:45:13,791
And so Refreshing and masculine.
2282
01:45:13,833 --> 01:45:15,125
What? What?
2283
01:45:15,166 --> 01:45:16,291
What did I say?
2284
01:45:16,333 --> 01:45:17,500
Shut up. Just shut up, OK?
2285
01:45:17,541 --> 01:45:18,875
What?
2286
01:45:18,916 --> 01:45:20,208
What?
2287
01:45:20,250 --> 01:45:21,458
What did I do?
2288
01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:22,875
You didn't do anything.
2289
01:45:22,916 --> 01:45:25,083
OK, well then tell
me what's wrong.
2290
01:45:29,916 --> 01:45:31,833
This wasn't my first time.
2291
01:45:34,333 --> 01:45:36,458
Oh.
2292
01:45:36,500 --> 01:45:38,791
Well, that's OK.
2293
01:45:38,833 --> 01:45:39,875
No, it's not.
2294
01:45:39,916 --> 01:45:41,041
I don't care.
2295
01:45:41,083 --> 01:45:42,125
I care.
2296
01:45:42,166 --> 01:45:43,125
Why?
2297
01:45:43,166 --> 01:45:44,541
Why?
2298
01:45:44,583 --> 01:45:47,041
What does it matter what we
did before we met, right?
2299
01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:48,791
I don't have to be your first.
2300
01:45:48,833 --> 01:45:50,958
I just have to be your
best and your last.
2301
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,000
It matters!
2302
01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:56,166
What?
2303
01:45:58,333 --> 01:46:08,708
It matters because
my first time was
2304
01:46:08,750 --> 01:46:10,416
while you were in Hollywood.
2305
01:46:15,833 --> 01:46:17,958
I didn't know if
you'd be coming back.
2306
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:20,791
You were so excited about
going and maybe getting a job.
2307
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:24,125
I didn't know you'd
come back just for me.
2308
01:46:24,166 --> 01:46:25,958
You were the only
reason I came back, OK?
2309
01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:27,041
You said you loved me.
2310
01:46:27,083 --> 01:46:28,291
I do love you.
2311
01:46:28,333 --> 01:46:30,125
Well, you have a funny
way of showing it.
2312
01:46:30,166 --> 01:46:32,125
You know, this wasn't
your first time either.
2313
01:46:32,166 --> 01:46:33,125
Yeah, it was.
2314
01:46:33,166 --> 01:46:34,458
No, it wasn't.
2315
01:46:34,500 --> 01:46:36,500
Your first time was the
day you saw the coming
2316
01:46:36,541 --> 01:46:37,625
attractions for "Star Wars."
2317
01:46:37,666 --> 01:46:39,041
What?
2318
01:46:39,083 --> 01:46:41,375
[MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT,
"DON'T LET IT SHOW"]
2319
01:46:41,416 --> 01:46:43,000
When it was over, I
looked over at you,
2320
01:46:43,041 --> 01:46:44,291
and you had tears in your eyes.
2321
01:46:44,333 --> 01:46:45,625
So?
2322
01:46:45,666 --> 01:46:48,541
So how could I ever hope
to compete with that?
2323
01:46:48,583 --> 01:46:50,208
Why Tony?
2324
01:46:50,250 --> 01:46:51,333
Huh?
2325
01:46:51,375 --> 01:46:53,166
What the hell is
so great about him?
2326
01:46:53,208 --> 01:46:54,958
Is it his car, or
his gold chains,
2327
01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:56,291
or his feeble little mustache?
2328
01:46:56,333 --> 01:46:57,541
His zip code.
2329
01:46:57,583 --> 01:46:58,541
What?
2330
01:46:58,583 --> 01:46:59,625
He's here.
2331
01:46:59,666 --> 01:47:01,041
I am here.
2332
01:47:01,083 --> 01:47:05,333
But he's not going anywhere,
and I'm OK with that.
2333
01:47:05,375 --> 01:47:06,916
In fact, it's what I want.
2334
01:47:06,958 --> 01:47:10,041
[SINGING] Though it's getting
harder to take what they say,
2335
01:47:10,083 --> 01:47:13,875
just let it go.
2336
01:47:13,916 --> 01:47:16,083
Just let it go.
2337
01:47:20,041 --> 01:47:24,291
And if it hurts when
they mention my name,
2338
01:47:24,333 --> 01:47:27,208
say you don't know me.
2339
01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:30,833
And if it helps when
they say I'm to blame,
2340
01:47:30,875 --> 01:47:32,958
say you don't own me.
2341
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:35,791
Just remember
something, life doesn't
2342
01:47:35,833 --> 01:47:40,791
move at 24 frames per second.
2343
01:47:40,833 --> 01:47:42,458
It moves a lot faster.
2344
01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:44,500
[SINGING] Even if it's
taking the easy way out.
2345
01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,125
And on this picture--
2346
01:47:46,166 --> 01:47:47,625
[SINGING] Keep it inside of you.
2347
01:47:47,666 --> 01:47:49,125
You only get one roll film.
2348
01:47:49,166 --> 01:47:50,666
[SINGING] Don't give in.
2349
01:47:50,708 --> 01:47:54,041
Don't tell them anything.
2350
01:47:54,083 --> 01:47:58,875
Don't let it--
don't let it show.
2351
01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:19,958
Even though you know it's
the wrong thing to say,
2352
01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:25,041
say you don't care,
say you don't care.
2353
01:48:29,041 --> 01:48:33,875
Even if you want to
believe there's a way,
2354
01:48:33,916 --> 01:48:37,625
I won't be there.
2355
01:48:37,666 --> 01:48:40,166
I won't be there.
2356
01:48:43,500 --> 01:48:47,958
But if you smile when
they mention my name,
2357
01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:51,208
they'll never know you.
2358
01:48:51,250 --> 01:48:55,125
And if you laugh when
they say I'm to blame,
2359
01:48:55,166 --> 01:48:58,208
they'll never own you.
2360
01:48:58,250 --> 01:48:59,916
Ooh.
2361
01:49:03,833 --> 01:49:05,541
Hey.
2362
01:49:05,583 --> 01:49:08,666
[SINGING] Even if you feel
you've got nothing to hide.
2363
01:49:08,708 --> 01:49:10,458
Mom wants us to go
grocery shopping.
2364
01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:11,958
[SINGING] Keep it inside of you.
2365
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:13,125
Don't give in.
2366
01:49:13,166 --> 01:49:14,208
Come on.
2367
01:49:14,250 --> 01:49:16,791
[SINGING] Don't
tell them anything.
2368
01:49:16,833 --> 01:49:18,125
Why are you helping me?
2369
01:49:18,166 --> 01:49:19,541
[SINGING] Don't let it--
2370
01:49:19,583 --> 01:49:22,041
Because numbskull, how could
you leave without a car?
2371
01:49:22,083 --> 01:49:24,333
[SINGING] Don't let it show.
2372
01:49:30,208 --> 01:49:31,208
Bye.
2373
01:49:33,666 --> 01:49:35,208
[engine revving]
2374
01:49:46,333 --> 01:49:49,458
Patrick Read Johnson!
2375
01:49:49,500 --> 01:49:52,333
What are you still
doing in your backyard?
2376
01:50:01,416 --> 01:50:03,083
[dog barking]
2377
01:50:07,833 --> 01:50:13,458
[crickets chirping]
2378
01:50:13,500 --> 01:50:15,750
[barking]
2379
01:50:20,166 --> 01:50:21,958
Where do you think you're going?
2380
01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:24,791
To get my car.
2381
01:50:24,833 --> 01:50:27,041
Is that so?
2382
01:50:27,083 --> 01:50:29,791
Yeah, I paid all I'm
going to pay for it.
2383
01:50:29,833 --> 01:50:33,625
Besides, you don't need to
hold it hostage anymore.
2384
01:50:33,666 --> 01:50:35,333
I'm not going to stop you.
2385
01:50:35,375 --> 01:50:37,166
Scrawny piece of shit.
2386
01:50:37,208 --> 01:50:40,625
You couldn't stop rain
from hitting the ground.
2387
01:50:40,666 --> 01:50:46,333
Yeah, well, I'll tell you
what, I'll try to gain weight,
2388
01:50:46,375 --> 01:50:47,958
you try to gain intelligence.
2389
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:49,458
We'll see who wins.
2390
01:50:49,500 --> 01:50:51,500
Huh, I already know who
wins, and it ain't you.
2391
01:50:51,541 --> 01:50:52,625
And you're going down.
2392
01:50:52,666 --> 01:50:54,166
Oh.
2393
01:50:54,208 --> 01:50:56,000
[music playing]
2394
01:50:57,833 --> 01:50:59,791
Get up.
2395
01:50:59,833 --> 01:51:02,000
Oh, jeez, Tony.
2396
01:51:02,041 --> 01:51:04,458
Down, up, make up your mind.
2397
01:51:04,500 --> 01:51:06,458
I said get up.
2398
01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:08,625
It's time someone
kicked your ass.
2399
01:51:08,666 --> 01:51:10,125
What's wrong?
2400
01:51:10,166 --> 01:51:12,125
Don't you think you've
done enough to me?
2401
01:51:12,166 --> 01:51:13,541
What are you talking about?
2402
01:51:13,583 --> 01:51:16,166
You knew that Linda was
scared to go with me,
2403
01:51:16,208 --> 01:51:18,958
and you played on it until
you finally brought her down
2404
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:21,208
to your level.
2405
01:51:21,250 --> 01:51:23,500
My level?
2406
01:51:23,541 --> 01:51:25,958
Oh!
2407
01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:27,541
What's my level, huh?
2408
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:31,541
I work for a living.
2409
01:51:31,583 --> 01:51:35,125
I don't expect the world owes
me fame and fortune like you.
2410
01:51:35,166 --> 01:51:37,625
You know, you think because
you can direct little Super 8
2411
01:51:37,666 --> 01:51:39,375
movies you can direct
how people's lives are
2412
01:51:39,416 --> 01:51:40,541
going to turn out?
2413
01:51:40,583 --> 01:51:41,791
I mean, come on.
2414
01:51:41,833 --> 01:51:43,625
How are you going to
direct your way out
2415
01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:46,000
of me dislocating your
shoulder if I want to, huh?
2416
01:51:46,041 --> 01:51:47,833
How are you going to
direct your way out
2417
01:51:47,875 --> 01:51:49,500
of me shoving your
face into the dirt
2418
01:51:49,541 --> 01:51:51,041
until you choked to
death, if I want?
2419
01:51:51,083 --> 01:51:52,625
Huh?
2420
01:51:52,666 --> 01:51:56,458
Your brain may think of
better fantasies than mine,
2421
01:51:56,500 --> 01:51:59,291
but it ain't going to think
of nothing if I beat it out
2422
01:51:59,333 --> 01:52:01,958
of your head with a fucking
tire iron now, is it?
2423
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:04,000
Is it?
2424
01:52:04,041 --> 01:52:05,625
Oh!
2425
01:52:05,666 --> 01:52:09,000
[coughs]
2426
01:52:09,041 --> 01:52:11,791
Never fuck with a Kubrick fan.
2427
01:52:11,833 --> 01:52:13,291
A what?
2428
01:52:13,333 --> 01:52:16,625
We may be geeks on the
outside, but on the inside,
2429
01:52:16,666 --> 01:52:18,291
we're all killer apes.
2430
01:52:18,333 --> 01:52:19,958
You're fucking nuts
is what you are.
2431
01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:21,541
Oh, no, I'm not nuts.
2432
01:52:21,583 --> 01:52:22,958
I'm evolved.
2433
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,958
My ancestors touched
the monolith.
2434
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:28,625
Your ancestors watched.
2435
01:52:28,666 --> 01:52:29,791
Jesus, back off, man.
2436
01:52:29,833 --> 01:52:30,833
Jesus.
2437
01:52:30,875 --> 01:52:32,500
You mated with my mate.
2438
01:52:32,541 --> 01:52:33,625
What?
2439
01:52:33,666 --> 01:52:35,791
You rained on my
evolutionary parade.
2440
01:52:35,833 --> 01:52:38,041
No, wait, wait.
2441
01:52:38,083 --> 01:52:40,458
You want to compete with
me for scarce resources
2442
01:52:40,500 --> 01:52:43,291
on this dusty African plane?
2443
01:52:43,333 --> 01:52:44,916
Well, step to the plate.
2444
01:52:47,666 --> 01:52:49,125
I am Moon Watcher.
2445
01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:50,458
Hear me roar.
2446
01:52:50,500 --> 01:52:51,666
No, stop!
2447
01:52:51,708 --> 01:52:53,208
We didn't really do it, OK?
2448
01:52:53,250 --> 01:52:54,958
I tried, but she
wouldn't go for it.
2449
01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,458
She said she was
in love with you.
2450
01:52:56,500 --> 01:52:58,458
She wanted to be
with you, I swear.
2451
01:52:58,500 --> 01:52:59,625
She waited for you.
2452
01:52:59,666 --> 01:53:02,625
We never did it.
2453
01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:05,125
Than why would she
tell me you did?
2454
01:53:05,166 --> 01:53:06,875
[triumphant music]
2455
01:53:36,916 --> 01:53:40,083
[engine rumbling]
2456
01:53:46,416 --> 01:53:49,875
Popcorns, two Cokes,
and one Sugar Baby.
2457
01:53:52,416 --> 01:53:54,833
Is this film ever going
to stop showing here?
2458
01:53:57,500 --> 01:53:58,583
OK, bye.
2459
01:54:06,541 --> 01:54:07,833
What are you doing here?
2460
01:54:10,500 --> 01:54:12,958
Why is that up there?
2461
01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:15,000
Why is what up where?
2462
01:54:16,500 --> 01:54:22,375
That, that-- that's not--
that's not what's playing here.
2463
01:54:22,416 --> 01:54:23,791
Yes, it is.
2464
01:54:23,833 --> 01:54:27,041
Todd, OK.
2465
01:54:27,083 --> 01:54:29,625
I know you're most likely
messing with me right now.
2466
01:54:29,666 --> 01:54:30,625
And it's funny.
2467
01:54:30,666 --> 01:54:31,750
It really is.
2468
01:54:31,791 --> 01:54:33,666
And any other day,
I would laugh at it.
2469
01:54:33,708 --> 01:54:36,791
I would find it
thoroughly amusing.
2470
01:54:36,833 --> 01:54:40,166
This is the thing, I
just want you to tell me
2471
01:54:40,208 --> 01:54:41,875
that "Star Wars"
is playing here,
2472
01:54:41,916 --> 01:54:44,833
and then we can just, you
know, be friends after that.
2473
01:54:44,875 --> 01:54:47,125
And I just want you to
be honest with me now.
2474
01:54:47,166 --> 01:54:48,375
Please, buddy.
2475
01:54:48,416 --> 01:54:50,125
Todd, I love you.
2476
01:54:50,166 --> 01:54:52,625
Come on, just tell me
what's playing here.
2477
01:54:52,666 --> 01:54:53,625
"Star Wars," right?
2478
01:54:53,666 --> 01:54:54,541
"Star Wars."
2479
01:54:56,666 --> 01:54:58,291
"Star Wars?"
2480
01:54:58,333 --> 01:55:01,291
Yes, yes!
2481
01:55:01,333 --> 01:55:03,458
"Star Wars."
2482
01:55:03,500 --> 01:55:05,208
OK, you know what?
2483
01:55:05,250 --> 01:55:06,625
Look.
2484
01:55:06,666 --> 01:55:08,291
"Star Wars!"
2485
01:55:08,333 --> 01:55:12,541
"Star Wars" starts today,
today, at theaters everywhere.
2486
01:55:15,166 --> 01:55:16,750
Theaters everywhere.
2487
01:55:20,208 --> 01:55:22,958
This isn't everywhere.
2488
01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:25,791
[laughs] This is Lake County.
2489
01:55:25,833 --> 01:55:35,625
[laughs] Everywhere.
2490
01:55:35,666 --> 01:55:36,625
Todd.
2491
01:55:36,666 --> 01:55:39,666
[laughs] Oh.
2492
01:55:39,708 --> 01:55:40,791
Todd.
2493
01:55:40,833 --> 01:55:42,041
Oh, really killing me.
2494
01:55:42,083 --> 01:55:43,041
Todd.
2495
01:55:43,083 --> 01:55:44,041
[laughs]
2496
01:55:44,083 --> 01:55:45,666
Todd.
2497
01:55:48,916 --> 01:55:50,916
[engine revving]
2498
01:55:57,000 --> 01:55:58,291
[bell ringing]
2499
01:55:58,333 --> 01:55:59,541
[music playing]
2500
01:56:04,166 --> 01:56:07,083
Your muttloaf, sir.
2501
01:56:19,500 --> 01:56:22,041
What are you doing
here, Johnson?
2502
01:56:22,083 --> 01:56:24,291
Eating muttloaf.
2503
01:56:24,333 --> 01:56:26,500
Huh.
2504
01:56:26,541 --> 01:56:28,666
Well, it's Senior Skip Day.
2505
01:56:28,708 --> 01:56:32,291
Why aren't you skipping?
2506
01:56:32,333 --> 01:56:33,833
More muttloaf for me.
2507
01:56:37,666 --> 01:56:39,583
You're a weird kid, Johnson.
2508
01:56:48,333 --> 01:56:52,208
Not weird enough, apparently.
2509
01:56:52,250 --> 01:56:54,708
Don't underestimate
yourself, Patty.
2510
01:56:56,416 --> 01:56:58,291
Let's go.
2511
01:56:58,333 --> 01:57:00,666
Where?
2512
01:57:00,708 --> 01:57:05,666
Someplace dark and quiet, where
I can take away your virginity.
2513
01:57:08,166 --> 01:57:09,750
Well, you're too late.
2514
01:57:11,166 --> 01:57:13,458
I don't think so.
2515
01:57:13,500 --> 01:57:15,250
[music playing]
2516
01:57:28,541 --> 01:57:31,291
The lobby cards are gone, and I
still want all of the posters.
2517
01:57:31,333 --> 01:57:33,000
They just picked the
locks and ripped them
2518
01:57:33,041 --> 01:57:34,291
right out of the cases.
2519
01:57:34,333 --> 01:57:36,458
I was afraid they were
going to take the film,
2520
01:57:36,500 --> 01:57:38,708
so I put Eddie on guard
outside the projection booth.
2521
01:57:38,750 --> 01:57:40,125
Hey, hey, balcony's closed!
2522
01:57:40,166 --> 01:57:42,041
[music playing]
2523
01:58:01,666 --> 01:58:04,666
[20TH CENTURY FOX
INTRODUCTION THEME]
2524
01:58:04,708 --> 01:58:06,750
[applause and cheering]
2525
01:58:17,833 --> 01:58:20,166
Just don't forget I did this.
2526
01:58:20,208 --> 01:58:21,708
Never.
2527
01:58:21,750 --> 01:58:23,500
[star wars introduction theme]
2528
01:58:46,375 --> 01:58:48,166
Patrick Reed Johnson!
2529
01:58:58,000 --> 01:58:59,250
What happened?
2530
01:59:07,875 --> 01:59:10,916
[MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT,
"BLUE BLUE SKY"]
2531
01:59:21,708 --> 01:59:27,166
Just remember, if you end up
seeing farther than others,
2532
01:59:27,208 --> 01:59:30,416
it's only because you've stood
upon the shoulders of Giants.
2533
01:59:32,500 --> 01:59:34,000
Who are you?
2534
01:59:37,375 --> 01:59:39,625
See ya.
2535
01:59:39,666 --> 01:59:41,125
[SINGING] I only know--
2536
01:59:41,166 --> 01:59:42,291
Hey, buddy.
2537
01:59:42,333 --> 01:59:43,875
[SINGING] --what I can see.
2538
01:59:43,916 --> 01:59:46,875
Make good movies and
watch out for girls.
2539
01:59:46,916 --> 01:59:48,208
Oh, I'll try.
2540
01:59:48,250 --> 01:59:49,541
Have a nice trip.
2541
01:59:49,583 --> 01:59:51,291
[SINGING] So I
imagine what could be.
2542
01:59:51,333 --> 01:59:52,458
He'll be back in a week.
2543
01:59:52,500 --> 01:59:53,916
Shut up, Jody.
2544
01:59:56,708 --> 01:59:59,041
[SINGING] Where the
horizon cuts the air--
2545
01:59:59,083 --> 02:00:01,875
You don't have to say anything.
2546
02:00:01,916 --> 02:00:03,541
Yeah, I did.
2547
02:00:03,583 --> 02:00:05,041
[SINGING] --look
for me out there.
2548
02:00:05,083 --> 02:00:07,125
Thank you.
2549
02:00:07,166 --> 02:00:10,958
[SINGING] Someday I'll
touch the blue, blue sky.
2550
02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:12,625
Go on.
2551
02:00:12,666 --> 02:00:15,333
Go West, young man.
2552
02:00:15,375 --> 02:00:17,208
I'll shout if I need you.
2553
02:00:17,250 --> 02:00:21,208
[SINGING] Someday I'll
touch the blue, blue sky.
2554
02:00:24,833 --> 02:00:34,000
If I could kiss
this Earth goodbye,
2555
02:00:34,041 --> 02:00:46,833
and cruise the neverending sky,
where the horizon cuts the air.
2556
02:00:46,875 --> 02:00:50,000
Wait for me down there.
2557
02:00:51,583 --> 02:00:57,166
Someday I'll touch
the blue, blue sky.
2558
02:00:57,208 --> 02:00:59,500
Whoa.
2559
02:01:00,708 --> 02:01:07,333
Someday I'll touch
the blue, blue sky.
2560
02:01:26,541 --> 02:01:27,833
Hey.
2561
02:01:36,916 --> 02:01:38,666
Forgot something.
2562
02:01:50,666 --> 02:01:53,125
Why didn't you just
give me this last week?
2563
02:01:53,166 --> 02:01:56,791
Because you didn't
really need it last week.
2564
02:01:56,833 --> 02:01:59,125
Now you do.
2565
02:01:59,166 --> 02:02:03,166
Practicality, Pat, that's
what I'm all about.
2566
02:02:03,208 --> 02:02:07,375
I'll leave the fantasy stuff
up to you, Mr. Hollywood.
2567
02:02:07,416 --> 02:02:14,000
Hollywood's just my monolith.
2568
02:02:14,041 --> 02:02:15,458
It might be a door.
2569
02:02:15,500 --> 02:02:17,291
It might be a wall.
2570
02:02:17,333 --> 02:02:18,875
I won't know till I touch it.
2571
02:02:18,916 --> 02:02:21,791
What the hell are
you talking about?
2572
02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:24,000
Forget it.
2573
02:02:26,250 --> 02:02:29,083
Just don't come back as a giant
baby floating over the Earth.
2574
02:02:44,333 --> 02:02:46,500
[engine revving]
2575
02:03:36,083 --> 02:03:40,000
[MUSIC - RINGO STARR,
"PHOTOGRAPH"]
2576
02:03:48,500 --> 02:03:52,333
[SINGING] Every time
I see your face,
2577
02:03:52,375 --> 02:03:57,041
it reminds me of
places we used to go.
2578
02:04:00,916 --> 02:04:06,541
All I've got is a
photograph, and I realize
2579
02:04:06,583 --> 02:04:09,666
you're not coming back anymore.
2580
02:04:14,166 --> 02:04:22,291
I thought I'd make it
the day you went away,
2581
02:04:22,333 --> 02:04:29,500
but I can't make it till
you come home again to stay.
2582
02:04:32,041 --> 02:04:37,458
I can't get used to living
here while my heart is broke.
2583
02:04:37,500 --> 02:04:40,250
My tears I cried for you.
2584
02:04:44,208 --> 02:04:50,291
I want you here to have and
hold as the years and go by
2585
02:04:50,333 --> 02:04:53,916
and we grow old and gray.
2586
02:05:05,500 --> 02:05:10,375
Every time I see your
face, it reminds me
2587
02:05:10,416 --> 02:05:14,000
of the places we used to go.
2588
02:05:17,916 --> 02:05:21,291
All I've got is a photograph.
2589
02:05:21,333 --> 02:05:26,541
And I realize you're
not coming back anymore.
2590
02:05:30,333 --> 02:05:35,166
Every time I see your
face, it reminds me
2591
02:05:35,208 --> 02:05:39,333
of the places we used to go.
2592
02:05:42,250 --> 02:05:46,208
But all I've got
is a photograph,
2593
02:05:46,250 --> 02:05:51,083
and I realize you're
not coming back anymore.
2594
02:06:14,000 --> 02:06:15,708
[applause and cheering]
2595
02:06:15,750 --> 02:06:16,958
Thank you.
2596
02:06:17,000 --> 02:06:18,791
Thank you very much.
2597
02:06:18,833 --> 02:06:21,833
[MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS, "I CAN'T
GET THERE FROM HERE"]
2598
02:07:00,500 --> 02:07:02,666
[SINGING] Seize the day.
2599
02:07:04,250 --> 02:07:07,000
That was what you
always told me.
2600
02:07:07,041 --> 02:07:12,791
Find a way you would say
as you would hold me.
2601
02:07:12,833 --> 02:07:16,375
Get away from here.
2602
02:07:16,416 --> 02:07:21,000
It's oh so clear,
you can't stay.
2603
02:07:24,916 --> 02:07:30,666
Long ago we were
old enough to love
2604
02:07:30,708 --> 02:07:35,000
but not to know
there were dreams
2605
02:07:35,041 --> 02:07:39,000
we kept inside but didn't show.
2606
02:07:39,041 --> 02:07:44,666
And now, we don't
know how to let go.
2607
02:07:49,833 --> 02:08:01,125
I can't get there from here, and
you can't get here from there.
2608
02:08:01,166 --> 02:08:09,125
And we can't go anywhere
as long as we're still
2609
02:08:09,166 --> 02:08:14,875
standing on this road
that leads nowhere.
2610
02:08:18,666 --> 02:08:20,583
Touch the sky.
2611
02:08:22,375 --> 02:08:24,875
If you don't when
you grow old, you'll
2612
02:08:24,916 --> 02:08:30,458
wonder why you did just
what you were told.
2613
02:08:30,500 --> 02:08:34,208
No one will cry for you.
2614
02:08:34,250 --> 02:08:39,041
If all you do is long to fly.
2615
02:08:42,333 --> 02:08:48,541
I can see our final
curtain falling.
2616
02:08:48,583 --> 02:08:52,208
Let it be.
2617
02:08:52,250 --> 02:08:58,208
Listen to the voices
calling out to all who hear.
2618
02:08:58,250 --> 02:09:02,666
Don't let your fear
push life aside.
2619
02:09:07,500 --> 02:09:12,833
I can't get there from here.
2620
02:09:12,875 --> 02:09:19,166
And you can't get
here from there.
2621
02:09:19,208 --> 02:09:27,166
And we can't go anywhere
as long as we're still
2622
02:09:27,208 --> 02:09:33,541
standing on this road
that leads nowhere.
2623
02:09:38,541 --> 02:09:47,541
But out there it gleans far
beyond all the things we know.
2624
02:09:50,666 --> 02:09:59,375
The world of our dreams
calling to us, but we don't go.
2625
02:10:01,500 --> 02:10:07,208
I can't get there from here.
2626
02:10:07,250 --> 02:10:13,333
And you can't get
here from there.
2627
02:10:13,375 --> 02:10:21,000
And we can't go anywhere
as long as we're still
2628
02:10:21,041 --> 02:10:34,208
standing on the road
that leads nowhere,
2629
02:10:34,250 --> 02:10:40,375
the road that leads nowhere.
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