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Guys,
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guess what I just heard in the ladies bathroom?
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- Fez, what were you doing in the ladies bathroom?
- Oh, spying, eating lunch, y'know.
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I heard two girls say they did not
want to go to college as virgins.
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Yeah, I caught that wave last year.
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So I'm thinking if horny virgins are dying for sex,
then hunting horny virgins I will go.
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By the way Fez, it's not pronounced virgin;
it's pronounced vir-GIN.
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- I thought it was virgin?
- No, no Hyde's right it's vir-GIN.
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Oh now I will not sound stupid
in front of the beautiful vir-GINS.
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Oh my God. That's - that's the girl,
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- that's the one I made it with at the Molly
Hatchet concert. - That's Brooke.
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Man, no one sleeps with that Brooke.
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When we were sophomores and she was a senior,
she turned down her science teacher, and he drove a Corvette.
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Yeah, she was like some sort of mythical creature, like a unicorn.
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It's weird, it seems like she's moving too fast.
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It's probably cause all my memories
of her are in super jiggle sexy slo-mo.
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Well all I know is that's her, and
I did it with her, and I'll prove it.
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Hey Brooke,
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now I know this is kinda awkward
but could you tell my friends over there...
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about you and me at the Molly Hatchet concert?
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Do I know you?
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Hey I'm sorry to interrupt but uh...
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Burn!
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No, it's me Michael from the concert.
Okay, I've been looking for you for weeks
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and I think you were so blissed out, and that does happen,
that you gave me the wrong phone number.
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But the good news is I wasn't a dream.
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I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
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No, Michael Kelso. 'Let's do it in
the men's room, it's more romantic.'
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No, what...I kicked that kid out of the
handicapped stall so we could have more room!
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What is Brooke's deal, man?
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I mean, most girls lie about doing
it with me when they haven't.
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This... the... everything is backwards.
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Yeah, this is just like Freaky Friday,
but unlike that charming little movie
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.. your story has no basis in fact.
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It does too, except it's just the girl is avoiding me.
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- I mean, how do you get a girl to come to
you when you repulse her? - Yeah, Eric?
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Well, I like to put a hot dog on the end
of a stick, and hide in the bushes so...
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Donna, so how do you know Brooke anyway?
Did you guys jump out of a cake together or something?
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Yeah!
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No moron. When she was a senior we
worked on the school paper together.
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I think you know Brooke cause there's a secret
club in this town, made up of all the hot girls.
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It's a secret hot girls club.
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There's no secret hot girls club,
believe me I'd know.
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Uh huh, well I'm gonna take off.
I have to get to my secret hot girls meeting...
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Why doesn't Brooke like me?
I am a gentleman.
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Oh yeah, you lied about doing it with a hot
girl in the men's room: you're Cary Grant.
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Steven, you've been quiet.
Do you think Brooke's hot?
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Do you really want me to answer that question?
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Oh I think we all do.
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Steven, it's no big deal.
Do you think she's hot?
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Oh well, I guess since you're not
setting a trap, I can answer honestly.
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- Yeah, she's freakin hot.
- Ah ha! See, I trapped ya.
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Now take it back or I'll pinch you.
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Jackie, if you pinch me, it's gonna cause
a serious problem in this relationship.
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Fine
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Oh hey Jackie.
Are any of your college bound friends vir-GINS?
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It's pronounced virgins, Fez.
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What? But no, but Hyde said...
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Oh you magnificent bastard.
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Sorry buddy.
By the way it's pronounced bas-TARD
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Fez, if you wanna find virgins, go where ugly girls
pray to get pretty. The local House of Worship.
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House of Worship?
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Are you sure you don't mean the House of Pies?
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No Fez, I mean the House of Worship.
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I'm going to the House of Pies.
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So, how's it going at Point Place Junior College?
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Well the education's not too great,
but the upside is it's next to the Dairy Queen.
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First day of class we all got free Peanut Buster Parfaits.
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Hey guys.
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- Kelso, what are you doing?!
- I'm looking for Brooke's phone number.
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I mean why won't she admit that we did it?
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Kelso, there are racehorses, and there are donkeys.
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And you are a great donkey, you are like top donkey.
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But she's a racehorse, and guess what?
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She don't want no donkey.
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She might.
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Look, we had a great time together, and not just cause
of the sex part, but because we had a really great time.
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Donna, please help me find her.
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Okay, I'll give you a hint about where she works.
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It's in a quiet building,
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you could try and check her out on a date,
but she's probably booked for the future.
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She's a travel agent?
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She translated her love of books into a career.
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She's a translator.
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"Trabaja en la biblioteca", Kelso.
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She's the translator, not me Donna.
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Y'know, enough with these brain teasers.
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You tell me where Brooke works, and I'll return your underpants to safety.
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Kelso, aren't you a little old to be stealing Donna's undies?
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A collector never stops collecting, Eric.
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The library, Kelso, she works in the library.
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Now will you put my underwear back you perv?
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I lied.
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Ooo wow, those male actors are gorgeous.
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Y'know I think that Robert Redford is so hot.
He's hotter than the sun.
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He's extremely handsome.
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You know who I think is sexy?
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James Caan in the Godfather.
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Now, if he made me an offer, I sure couldn't refuse.
Yowsa!
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Do you mind?
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I'm sorry; I thought we were having a conversation.
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Y'know what Steven, I actually think that every
guy on TV, and in life is hotter than you.
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Jackie, I know what you're doing, okay?
I said Brooke was hot, and now you're totally insecure.
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Oh I am not insecure, okay?
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This is a designer sweater, this is designer eye shadow,
and those are designer shoes, and they make me feel incredibly secure.
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You know who else I like?
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That little fella who plays Colombo.
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I just wanna give him a bath.
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Steven, why can't you just
say that Brooke's not hot?
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It's common relationship courtesy.
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If you can't do this, what will you do when I'm old,
and ask you if I have crow's feet around my eyes?
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By the way, that's already starting.
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You've never been in a relationship,
have you son?
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What, when she asked if Brooke was hot,
I should have lied and said no?
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Being honest and screwing yourself
is clearly the better plan.
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Sweetie, white lies help relationships.
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Like, 'Kitty, even though your pot
roast was overdone, I still loved it.'
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Oh for the love of God, I did love it.
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You're a pot roast genius, okay?
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It was like eating gold.
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- So you're saying lying is good?
- Exactly.
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Now go do the right thing,
and lie to the woman you love!
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- Red, this is crazy right?
- Yeah, they're all nuts.
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Except you, sweetheart.
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Look at all the smart, lonely girls.
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Little ones, big ones;
it's like a virgin pumpkin patch.
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- Can I help you?
- Yes, I'd like an order of books please.
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- Could you be more specific?
- Could you be more beautiful?
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Could you be more lame?
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Yes
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- Excuse me, I'm trying to read.
- Don't be a sissy.
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- Y'know what? Here's a firecracker, go live a little.
- Thanks
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Look, I know why you're here and
I'm sorry, you're not my type.
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I was high school valedictorian
and you're the antithesis of that.
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The anti-who-of-what?
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Exactly.
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Okay no, come on don't be like that okay? Look I really like you and I
just thought that maybe we could go out some time,
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like for coffee.
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and then if that went good,
then we could go to a movie.
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and then when we really start to trust each other,
you can tell my friends how we did it at the Molly Hatchet concert.
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Look, I don't make it with guys at concerts.
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I read two periodicals a week about the Dewey Decimal system,
which I'm sure you've never heard of.
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Okay I have heard of Dewey Decimal...
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it's Donald Ducks nephew.
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I can't believe Brooke.
I mean standing there at the library, totally resisting me.
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I can't believe we have a library.
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I know, what is it like invisible?
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No, no, you know that parking
lot where we drink beer in?
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Okay, well you know that
wall that we lean up against?
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That's the library.
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Well then, guess who has peed on the library?
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Y'know for the first time in my life,
I hope there's not a secret hot girls club, because if there is,
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I bet Brooke said awful things
about me at their last meeting.
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Order bitches.
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The secret hot girls club is now in session.
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Now, last meeting we all decided to go braless,
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and I just wanna report that operation bazooma
bounce is driving the boys insane.
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Hi, my name is Brooke and
I've been a hot girl for 6 years.
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Hi Brooke.
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And I just wanna let everyone know that Michael Kelso asked me out,
and I resisted his charms and turned him down.
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- But he's irresistible.
- That's what I thought, but it's a lie, a lie I tell you.
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Then it's official. No secret hot girl will
ever date Michael Kelso ever again.
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Okay that's great, that's great.
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Now this calls for dancing bubble kiss time!
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Kelso, there is no secret hot girls club.
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Well of course the president won't admit it.
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Y'know I don't care is there's a club or not,
dancing bubble kiss time is just a fabulous idea.
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Well all I know is that Brooke and I
had a romantic night together at the concert.
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Why is she pretending like it didn't happen?
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Well maybe she's embarrassed.
I mean she's used to dating really brainy guys.
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Yeah, not guys who set their own pants on fire.
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On a dare.
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And I won a dollar.
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Kelso, if you want Brooke to like you, y'know maybe you should
go down to the library and show her you can be smart.
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I hate the library.
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The only good thing about it is
that you can check out Playboys.
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I mean they have every issue since it started.
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Wait, every issue?
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Are you telling me that they have the one with Pamela Sue Martin,
televisions Nancy Drew, in a grotto, straddling the world's luckiest boulder?
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Uh, they have periodicals you say?
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What is wrong with Steven?
I mean why won't he just say that Brooke's not hot?
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Because he doesn't know how to lie.
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He's an orphan;
he never had a mother to teach him how.
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I mean, how do I know
he loves me if he doesn't obey me?
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Well, you've chosen a strong man,
Jackie and they don't always obey.
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Now, do I think he should have said that other girl wasn't
pretty, yes, but you have to pick your battles.
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Wait, no, I wanna be right all the time.
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And you will be.
After a few years they just...
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they give up.
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Okay, watch.
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Red, could you go to the drug store
and get me a Ladies Home Journal?
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But I just...
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It's all frosty.
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Aw Crap!
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Jackpot my friend.
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Not only did I get Nancy Drew, but I also got Margot Kidder,
Superman's Lois Lane, in an outfit that,
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let's just say you don't need x-ray vision to appreciate.
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Well get those outta here, man I'm trying
to impress Brooke with my intelligence.
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Here she comes.
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Say Eric, this encyclopaedia of scientific terms
has really taught me something.
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See by lifting this encyclopaedia
of scientific terms above my head,
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I'm using my body's stored energy,
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also known as uranium.
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Um, actually it's known as calories,
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but I do believe at some point
you were exposed to radiation.
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Alright look, I don't know what you have against me,
but I'm not leaving here until I convince you to go out with me.
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That's the man who gave me the firecrackers, Mom.
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I gotta run.
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You wanna check something out?
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No, um is there someone else who can help me?
Like a man.
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So you wanna check out those Playboys, or not?
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Okay, fine.
I'm a man, I would like these Playboys.
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Well, you can't have them.
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I want you to get in your car, buy some flowers, give them to Donna,
and thank God an actual live woman lets you touch her.
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Yes ma'am.
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Okay Steven, I think I figured out a way to end
this situation where everybody wins.
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Now, listen to this question carefully.
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Is there anyone you said was hot - like Brooke,
who you really don't think is hot - like Brooke?
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Well I could lie and say yes.
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Then do it. I don't care of you don't mean it;
it's the words that count.
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Jackie, I'm not gonna lie.
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Fine. Then y'know what,
I don't know how to fix this.
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'pick you battles.'
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Fine.
225
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,460
Steven, I don't care if you think she's hot,
because that's how you really feel.
226
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:17,060
Thank you.
227
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,780
Hey Steven, will you go to the drug store
and get me a Vogue magazine?
228
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,620
But I just...
229
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,340
It's gonna melt.
230
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:32,340
Crap!
231
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,980
Well, my plan to have sex with virgins failed,
232
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:49,340
so I've widened my search from virgins to everyone.
233
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,420
So, basically you're back to
where you started this morning.
234
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,380
Not really, I had some pie.
235
00:18:58,580 --> 00:18:59,420
I've done less in a day.
236
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:07,180
Well Donna, turns out Brooke
doesn't like intelligent men.
237
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,340
Kelso, you didn't have sex
with her man, just let it go.
238
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,940
Michael, I need to talk to you.
239
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,100
Yeah, about what?
240
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,460
About our night together at
the Molly Hatchet concert.
241
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:30,740
Excuse me.
242
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:32,780
Burn!
243
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:34,620
Burn!
244
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,420
Burn, Burn!
245
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,660
Burn...Burn!
246
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:49,780
Burn...
247
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,060
We totally did it!
248
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:58,260
Michael, I just found out I'm pregnant.
249
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,540
I never touched her.
250
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,380
Psst kid, hey you see this?
251
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:25,180
That's a Playboy.And inside are things beyond
your wildest dreams, magical glorious things.
252
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:30,500
So if you toss it in your book, and you check it out for me,
I'll let you have a look see, what do ya say?
253
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,260
You're pathetic, just go buy a Playboy, you loser.
254
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:37,060
Loser? Hey I'm not the one reading Hardy Boys.
255
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,620
For your information the stolen money
was hidden in the grandfather clock! Who's the loser now?
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