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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:43,676 Ethel! 2 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:45,011 Ethel? 3 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:49,799 Fred... 4 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:53,386 Fred! 5 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,888 Fred, wake up! 6 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,189 Fred! 7 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,560 What is it, Ethel? 8 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,563 Fred, this is Lucy on the intercom. 9 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,564 Oh, oh. 10 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:05,565 Is Ethel there? 11 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:06,866 No. 12 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:08,234 Well, where is she? 13 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,235 How should I know? 14 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,620 Well, she's your wife. 15 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:14,124 Well, did you wake me up just to rub it in? 16 00:01:14,124 --> 00:01:15,408 Oh... 17 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:18,328 Listen, Ethel was supposed to be here an hour ago. 18 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:21,331 I don't know how I'm gonna do all the things I have to do 19 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,333 for the Yankee Doodle Day celebration 20 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,335 if Ethel isn't gonna cooperate with me. 21 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,336 Honestly! 22 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:29,339 Listen, Fred, did you try on your costume yet? 23 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,841 Fred, did you try on your costume yet? 24 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,728 Really. 25 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:45,655 Committee member Mertz reporting. 26 00:01:47,157 --> 00:01:49,609 Ethel, where have you been? 27 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:52,829 I've got a million things to check with you. 28 00:01:52,829 --> 00:01:54,664 Let me see that poster. 29 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:58,585 "Yankee Doodle Day Celebration." Uh... 30 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:01,087 I thought it was supposed to say 31 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,589 "Lucy Ricardo, chairman 32 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:14,968 Did you put these posters up all over town? 33 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:15,935 Yeah. 34 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,220 Did you nail them 35 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,721 to the telephone poles like I asked you to? 36 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,308 All right, now. Let's see. 37 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,310 Did you call all the members of my committee 38 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,146 and ask them to be here for luncheon tomorrow? 39 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,447 Yep, I did. 40 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:28,281 All of them? 41 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,782 Yep, all of them. 42 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:30,783 Did you check the man who's writing 43 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,785 a special song about the Battle of Campo? 44 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:33,786 Yep. I did that. 45 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,288 Did you talk to Mr. Silvestri the sculptor, 46 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,789 make sure the statue will be ready 47 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:37,790 the day after tomorrow? 48 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:38,791 Yeah. Uh-huh. 49 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:39,792 Day after tomorrow. 50 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:40,793 Yep, yep, yep. 51 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,295 Did you rent the trailer to carry it in? 52 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:43,329 Yep, yep. 53 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,331 Good. Oh, boy! 54 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,834 I'm never gonna be chairman of another committee. 55 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,835 It's too much work. 56 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,173 For who? 57 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,174 For me. 58 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,142 For you?! 59 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,978 Who do you think's been doing all the work? 60 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,930 How about... Ouch! 61 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,899 Listen, Ethel, I just mean 62 00:03:02,899 --> 00:03:04,400 that I have all the responsibility. 63 00:03:04,901 --> 00:03:06,736 I'm the one that has to sit home and worry 64 00:03:06,736 --> 00:03:08,988 about whether you're getting all the work done or not. 65 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,824 Well, now, I'll just make you a deal. 66 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,576 Next year, I'll sit home and worry, 67 00:03:13,576 --> 00:03:16,579 and you go out and nail your thumb to a telephone pole. 68 00:03:16,579 --> 00:03:18,081 Oh, Ethel. Listen. 69 00:03:18,581 --> 00:03:20,583 We are commemorating a battle of the Revolutionary War. 70 00:03:21,084 --> 00:03:22,418 Now, let's not start one of our own. 71 00:03:22,418 --> 00:03:23,836 Well, all right. Okay. 72 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:25,838 Did you and Fred try on your costumes yet? 73 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:27,173 Yep. How were they? 74 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:28,625 Oh, mine's just fine. 75 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,510 Fred's grumbling about his as usual. 76 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:31,961 He's gonna wear it, isn't he? 77 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:32,929 Yeah, I think he is. 78 00:03:32,929 --> 00:03:34,430 When I left this morning, 79 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:35,431 he was standing in front of a mirror, 80 00:03:35,431 --> 00:03:37,433 trying on his powdered wig. 81 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:38,935 It was a proud sight. 82 00:03:38,935 --> 00:03:40,937 It's the first time in 20 years 83 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:42,939 Fred's been able to brush his hair. 84 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,694 Well, I got Ricky to read the speech at the unveiling. 85 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:48,528 You did? Yeah. 86 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:49,812 Did you have much of a struggle? 87 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,898 No. He agreed to it right away. 88 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,150 You mean you didn't have to trick him or anything? 89 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,401 Mm. 90 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,704 My, he's getting agreeable these days. 91 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,156 I know. Things are working out beautifully. 92 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,660 Ricky's getting mellow just as I'm running out of tricks. 93 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,328 Lucy! 94 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,329 What? 95 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,248 Look at this! 96 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,749 What is it? 97 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,751 Fred! He chewed up my slippers! 98 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,220 Fred wouldn't do a thing like that. 99 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,722 Oh, he means the dog Fred. 100 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:16,723 Oh. 101 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:17,724 I knew we made a mistake 102 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:19,509 letting Little Ricky name that dog Fred. 103 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,344 We made a mistake letting Little Ricky 104 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,845 get the dog in the first place. 105 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,397 Where is that four-legged beast? 106 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,432 Oh, I don't know. He's up with Little Ricky, I guess. 107 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:27,934 Well, where is Ricky? He's not in his room. 108 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,936 Well, he must be up there someplace. Ricky! 109 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,437 Yes, Mommy? 110 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,939 Is Fred up there with you? 111 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,857 No, Mommy. 112 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,860 What is that you have on your face? 113 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,195 I'm a clown. 114 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,613 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! 115 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,115 He's a clown. 116 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,700 March yourself right down here, young man. 117 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,702 He must have gotten into my makeup kit. 118 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,871 Yeah. Ricky, you shouldn't put stuff like that 119 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,707 all over your face, honey. 120 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,375 Daddy was a clown this morning. 121 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,177 Yeah, I know I was a clown this morning, 122 00:04:54,177 --> 00:04:56,679 but that's because I'm doing a circus number at the club. 123 00:04:56,679 --> 00:04:58,514 I wanted to show Mommy how I was gonna look. 124 00:04:58,514 --> 00:04:59,932 Well, from now on, 125 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:02,435 you'd better not bring home your m-a-k-e-u-p. 126 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,936 I know what that is. 127 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:04,937 You do? 128 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:06,439 Uh-huh. It's spelling. 129 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:07,940 It's spelling. Yeah. 130 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,442 Well, now, you go on upstairs 131 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:10,943 and take all that stuff off your face, 132 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:12,945 and don't you ever get in Daddy's makeup kit again. 133 00:05:12,945 --> 00:05:14,063 Okay, Mommy. Go on now. 134 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:15,448 Where's Fred? 135 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,950 In the den, Daddy, sleeping in your chair. 136 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,903 In the den, sleeping in my chair. 137 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:23,906 You know, that dog uses my favorite chair more than I do. 138 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,492 Well, he likes to be comfortable like anyone else. 139 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,879 Well, then why doesn't he go out and buy his own izzy share? 140 00:05:29,879 --> 00:05:33,216 He's not gonna hurt your old "izzy share." 141 00:05:33,216 --> 00:05:37,136 Besides, there's a brand-new doghouse in the backyard, 142 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:38,471 and you were supposed to keep him there. 143 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:39,806 He doesn't like it out there. 144 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,307 Why not? I don't know. 145 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:42,308 Why don't you ask him? 146 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,810 Mira, que tiene cosa... 147 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:44,811 el perro este no le gusta la casa de perro... 148 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,230 And stop jabbering at me in a foreign tongue. 149 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,482 I got enough trouble without you being cranky. 150 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,933 I am not cranky! 151 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,153 The dog sits in my favorite chair all the time. 152 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:57,156 He doesn't like the doghouse that I bought him. 153 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:58,658 He chews up all my slippers. 154 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,159 Ever since we got that animal, 155 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:01,661 he's leading my life 156 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:04,163 and I'm leading the dog's life. 157 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:06,532 I'm sorry you have to hear all this arguing, Ethel. 158 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,500 Oh, that's all right. 159 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,001 Makes me feel right at home. 160 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:12,004 I thought you were taking him to obedience school. 161 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:13,506 I have been. 162 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:14,507 Well, then, how come 163 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,342 that he hasn't learned how to obedience? 164 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,261 Well, I don't know. Maybe it's because 165 00:06:18,261 --> 00:06:20,263 I haven't been helping him with his homework. 166 00:06:20,263 --> 00:06:21,764 Well, you'd better help him with his homework, 167 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:23,266 or I'm going to take him right back to the pound 168 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:24,100 that's where we got him. 169 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,018 Oh, honey, now you don't mean that. 170 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,521 Anyway, he's graduating from obedience school tomorrow, 171 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:31,023 and I'm sure he's gonna come through with flying colors. 172 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,024 Good. Now, listen. 173 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:33,309 Did you try your costume on yet? 174 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:34,644 Oh, that's another thing. 175 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:36,145 I'll make the speech, 176 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:38,147 but I'm not gonna wear that silly-looking 177 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:40,483 Yankee Doodle dandy outfit that you got me. No. 178 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,952 Oh, honey, you look so wonderful 179 00:06:42,952 --> 00:06:44,954 in a Revolutionary War uniform. 180 00:06:44,954 --> 00:06:45,955 Oh, sure, yeah. 181 00:06:46,456 --> 00:06:47,957 Yeah, those knee breeches will give you a chance 182 00:06:47,957 --> 00:06:49,208 to show off your good-looking legs. 183 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,494 I am not going to be seen 184 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,747 in those silly early-American snickers. 185 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,632 It's knickers. 186 00:06:56,632 --> 00:06:58,885 That's what I said-- snickers. 187 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,670 Well, now, look. you're making a mistake. 188 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,671 I'll leave it to you, Ethel. 189 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,172 Doesn't he have good-looking legs? 190 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,143 Come on, now, will you? Cut it out. 191 00:07:07,143 --> 00:07:09,145 Well, everybody else is wearing a costume. 192 00:07:09,145 --> 00:07:10,513 Yeah, Rick. Even Fred. 193 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,397 Yeah? What's he wearing? 194 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,765 Oh, he's got a wonderful one. 195 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,267 He's gonna be the town crier. 196 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,269 He's gonna go through the town ringing a bell, 197 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,020 announcing all the ceremonies. 198 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,656 This I got to see. 199 00:07:20,656 --> 00:07:21,574 Well, will you wear it or not? 200 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,075 All right, all right. 201 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:24,076 I'll go learn my speech. 202 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,328 Okay, he will. Oh, honestly. 203 00:07:25,328 --> 00:07:26,696 They give you a fight, don't they? 204 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,197 What you have to go through... 205 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:29,198 Boy, oh, boy. 206 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:30,700 ...to get him into costume for a thing like this. 207 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,201 Hear ye! 208 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,921 Hear ye! Hear ye! 209 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,707 Oh, Fred, you look wonderful! 210 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:42,211 Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye! 211 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:46,632 Get yourself another town crier! 212 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:50,102 What are you talking about? 213 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:51,938 I refuse to do this fool thing. 214 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,639 Well, why, Fred? 215 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:57,777 Well, first of all, this ding-dang wig is too hot! 216 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:01,564 How do people stand it when they have hair? 217 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,399 Listen, Fred. Maybe you can do it 218 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:04,400 without the wig, huh? 219 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,902 That's not all. 220 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,737 These things are killing my feet. 221 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,206 If their shoes pinched like these, 222 00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:12,959 no wonder the town criers cried. 223 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,795 Fred, we can get you some bigger shoes. 224 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,296 Oh, sure, Fred. You gotta do something 225 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:19,298 to celebrate Yankee Doodle Day. 226 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:21,300 Well, I can always stick a feather in my hat 227 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,802 and call it macaroni. 228 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,220 Oh, now, Fred. 229 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,222 Fred! 230 00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:27,223 Come on, now. 231 00:08:27,223 --> 00:08:28,724 Say you'll be the town crier. 232 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:32,144 No, sir. I wouldn't go yelling through town in this outfit 233 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,931 if the British were to come back again! 234 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:35,731 Oh, Fred! 235 00:08:35,731 --> 00:08:36,732 I'll get him to do it. 236 00:08:36,732 --> 00:08:37,733 Don't worry about it. 237 00:08:37,733 --> 00:08:38,734 I'll get him to do it. 238 00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:40,019 Now, listen, Fred... 239 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,355 Fred! Fred! Fred! 240 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,608 Fred! Fred! 241 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,409 Where did he go? 242 00:08:46,409 --> 00:08:48,327 What did he do? 243 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:50,112 He chewed up my whole speech. 244 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:53,916 Oh. Well, now, honey, don't, don't, don't be mad at him. 245 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:54,917 He won't do these things 246 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,669 once he's graduated from obedience school. 247 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:59,672 If you ask me, we should have sent him to reform school. 248 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:00,673 Oh... 249 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,177 "Fellow citizens of Westport, 250 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:08,180 "we're gathered here on Yankee Doodle Day 251 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:12,468 to commemorate, to unveil and dedicate a statue." 252 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:21,310 "The statue will commemorate the great bravery and daring courage 253 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,313 "of the patriots of this community 254 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:28,951 "during the Battle of Campo in 17... 255 00:09:28,951 --> 00:09:31,954 "1777. 256 00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:36,459 "I hereby dedicate this statue to the ancestors 257 00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:37,827 "of these brave men, 258 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,829 "many of whom are still living... 259 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,080 Hi, dear. 260 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,165 in this..." Oh, hi. 261 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,967 Congratulations are in order. Fred graduated! 262 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:46,752 Well! Congratulations, old man! 263 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,054 What's that? 264 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,088 That's his diploma. 265 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,473 Well, we'll frame it up 266 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:51,974 and put it in his doghouse. Yeah. 267 00:09:51,974 --> 00:09:53,759 Did he really learn something? 268 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,678 Well, I told you he graduated. 269 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:59,565 Well, good for you, because I'm running out of slippers. 270 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:02,018 Hey, who set the table for my luncheon? 271 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,486 Oh, Ethel did. 272 00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:04,987 And there's a beautiful plate 273 00:10:04,987 --> 00:10:06,322 of cold cuts back in the kitchen. 274 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:07,773 Oh, good. They're delicious. 275 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,660 What are you doing? 276 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:13,663 These cold cuts are for my committee members. 277 00:10:13,663 --> 00:10:15,114 Well, what is the principal speaker 278 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,415 supposed to eat for lunch? 279 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,700 I'll fix you 280 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,035 a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 281 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,370 Thanks a lot. 282 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:25,124 Well, Fred, now let's see if you really graduated. 283 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,459 I want you to take this diploma, 284 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,462 take it over to Little Ricky upstairs and show it to him. 285 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,963 Then after you do that, 286 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,265 I want you to the diploma over to the guest house 287 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:35,434 and show it to Aunt Ethel and Uncle Fred. 288 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,553 Oh, for heaven's sake, Ricky. 289 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,055 He can't do all that. 290 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,606 Well, you just told me 291 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,608 he graduated from obedience school. 292 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:43,609 Well, he learned obedience, 293 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:48,064 but he's not ready for The Ed Sullivan Show. 294 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:48,781 What can he do? 295 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,149 He can do lots of things. 296 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,652 He can sit up, he can speak, he can roll over. 297 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,953 I'll show you later. 298 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:54,737 Well, show me now. 299 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:55,738 No. I haven't got time now, honey. 300 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:56,956 I gotta get this luncheon going. 301 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,290 Listen. I paid 30 bucks 302 00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,875 for this character to go to that school. 303 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:02,161 I want to see what he learned. 304 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,580 I don't want to show you right now. 305 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,798 I will show you later. 306 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:09,919 Apparently, the wrong one went to obedience school. 307 00:11:10,219 --> 00:11:12,421 Oh, all right. 308 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:16,425 Show what you learned to Senor Simon Legree. 309 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,428 Leash. Come on, now, Fred. 310 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,429 All righty, boy. 311 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,932 Show Daddy what we learned here, huh? 312 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,317 Oh, boy, he graduated top honors, 313 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,319 too, boy. All right, now. 314 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:28,237 Sit up, honey. 315 00:11:28,738 --> 00:11:29,488 Sit up, Fred. 316 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,607 Fred, sit up. 317 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,159 Come on, Fred, sit up. 318 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,528 Aw, come on, Fred. You know how to sit up. 319 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,279 Now, you're not paying attention. Come on, now. 320 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,864 Sit up. Here we go. 321 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,999 Up we go. 322 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,367 Up, up, up, up, Fred. Up! 323 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,336 Show Daddy how you can sit up. 324 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,838 Come on here. Fred, up. 325 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,760 You know how to sit up. 326 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,211 You know how to sit up. Come on, honey. 327 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,963 Never mind the lovemaking. 328 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:54,797 Just come on, now. Sit up. 329 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,765 I want you to sit up. 330 00:11:56,265 --> 00:11:57,266 Now, pay attention. Up, boy. 331 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,051 Up. 332 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,436 Aw, come on, now. You know how to it. 333 00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:02,271 Look. Like this. See? Like this. 334 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,199 I guess he just doesn't feel like sitting up right now. 335 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,067 No, I guess not. 336 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,870 Well, actually, sitting up wasn't his best subject. 337 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,455 Oh? 338 00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:21,373 No. Let's try speaking. 339 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,374 Here we go now. 340 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,376 All right, Fred, pay attention now. 341 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,162 All right, speak! 342 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,830 Speak, boy! 343 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,799 Speak! Fred? 344 00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:31,550 Speak, speak, speak! 345 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:32,418 Come on, say something. 346 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:33,419 Talk up a storm, boy! 347 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:34,754 Come on. Say something. 348 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,388 Speak, Fred! 349 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,593 Come on, say something for me. 350 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,094 Just a couple of words, huh? 351 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:42,895 Oh, now, Fred, stop. 352 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,396 Come on. Speak. 353 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:51,187 I guess he didn't head his class in speaking either. 354 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,489 Well, actually, he isn't supposed to speak 355 00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:56,358 unless he wants something, you know, like his dinner. 356 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,327 Oh. Oh, I see. 357 00:12:58,327 --> 00:13:00,696 He's a before-dinner speaker. 358 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:02,998 Yeah, well. 359 00:13:02,998 --> 00:13:04,366 Here's something he does very well. 360 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,868 Now, watch. 361 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:06,919 Okay, Fred. 362 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,171 Now, roll over and play dead! 363 00:13:09,672 --> 00:13:10,456 Come on, Fred. 364 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,208 Come on now, roll over and play dead. 365 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,542 Come on. Roll over and play dead, boy. 366 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,011 Come on. Down you go. Play dead. 367 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:17,429 Fred... 368 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,136 Come on now, roll over and play dead, boy. 369 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,021 Fred, pay attention to me. 370 00:13:26,021 --> 00:13:29,475 Look. Look, Fred. Fred... 371 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,976 Like this. 372 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:38,117 Are you sure they didn't give him the diploma 373 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,485 just to get rid of him? 374 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,954 Well, I don't understand it. 375 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:44,456 He did everything beautifully for the instructor at school. 376 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:46,826 Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance here. 377 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,294 Now, you stand up there. 378 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,796 Now, Fred, pay attention! 379 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,466 Go get it, boy! 380 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,421 Fred, go get it. 381 00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:05,060 Fred! Go get it! 382 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,429 Fetch the paper, Frederick. 383 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,984 Can't you do just one trick, for me, Fred? Come on. 384 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,319 Fred, look. 385 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,994 Nice Lucy. 386 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,246 Nice Lucy. 387 00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:26,665 Here. You deserve this more than he does. 388 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,171 Well, he just must be exhausted 389 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,173 for cramming for all of his exams, that's all. 390 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:35,674 He needs a vacation. 391 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,626 Good. Then he can go out in the doghouse 392 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,928 and then he can take his vacation. 393 00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:40,679 He doesn't like it out there. 394 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,681 Well, that's too bad. 395 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,683 But if he's not smart enough to learn, how... 396 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:47,102 Shh! Don't talk like that in front of Fred. 397 00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:48,604 You'll hurt his feelings. 398 00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:50,356 Come on, Fred. 399 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,107 Fred. 400 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,193 Fred! 401 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,061 Oh, Fred! 402 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,536 You big bully. 403 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,493 Now, what were you saying? 404 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:14,330 I was saying that if he's not smart enough to mind, 405 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,831 he can stay in the doghouse. 406 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,999 You're mean! 407 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,801 Since when is mean for a dog 408 00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:20,085 to stay in his doghouse? 409 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,971 When the dog doesn't like the doghouse, 410 00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:23,472 he's not happy out there. 411 00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:24,890 Why shouldn't he be happy out there? 412 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,892 It's a beautiful doghouse. 413 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,394 It's very roomy. 414 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,895 It's brand-new. 415 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,397 It doesn't have a mortgage. 416 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,149 And he doesn't have a wife to nag him. 417 00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:36,435 Oh, there's no talking to you. 418 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,436 I have things to do. 419 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,938 We'll discuss this later. 420 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,611 Fellow citizens of Westport, 421 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,114 we are gathered here on Yankee Doodle... 422 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,950 Oh, no! 423 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,369 Oh, you naughty dog! 424 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,586 What's the matter? 425 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,756 He licked half of the cold cuts on that platter! 426 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:58,457 Where are you going? 427 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,842 I'm going to put him out 428 00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:01,844 in the doghouse where he belongs! 429 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:07,967 ...On Doodle Dandy Day to dedicate... 430 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,544 Ethel, wait till you see it. 431 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,045 Mr. Silvestri did a wonderful job. 432 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,547 Oh, I can hardly wait! 433 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,249 Oh, it's really... It's just beautiful. 434 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:26,752 Are you ready? 435 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:27,753 Yeah. 436 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,505 Oh! 437 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:32,057 Oh, it's pretty lifelike, isn't it? 438 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,842 Oh, I should say it is. 439 00:16:33,842 --> 00:16:36,562 I thought I saw him squeeze the trigger. 440 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,230 Ha, ha! 441 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,732 Isn't it great? 442 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,233 It is just great! 443 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,651 When do you take it over to Jessup Green? 444 00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:44,153 Well, I'm going to get it there 445 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:46,155 just a few minutes before Ricky does the unveiling. 446 00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:48,157 That way nobody will be able to peek at it 447 00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:49,158 before the ceremony. 448 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,159 Where is Ricky? 449 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:51,660 He's over at the newspaper office. 450 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:53,162 They're taking some pictures 451 00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:54,663 for the Yankee Doodle Day celebration. 452 00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:56,665 Mommy! Mommy! 453 00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:57,583 What? 454 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,084 Fred ran away! 455 00:16:59,084 --> 00:16:59,952 Fred ran away? 456 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:00,953 Which Fred? 457 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:01,954 My dog! 458 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,455 Oh, nuts. 459 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:04,923 Are you sure? 460 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,176 Are you sure he ran away? 461 00:17:07,176 --> 00:17:07,960 His rope's chewed up, 462 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,428 and there's a hole in the fence. 463 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,430 Oh, dear. It's my fault for putting him 464 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,765 out there in that doghouse. 465 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,633 Now, honey, he's around here someplace. 466 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:15,634 We'll find him. Oh, dear. 467 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:16,635 Fred! Fred! 468 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:17,636 Fred! Fred! 469 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,138 Fred! Fred! 470 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,139 Fred! Fred? 471 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,106 What do you want? 472 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,608 Oh, not you. 473 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,610 We're calling the dog. 474 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,611 He ran away. 475 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,112 Oh, Mommy, where is he? 476 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:28,614 We'll find him, honey. I promise. 477 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,115 Don't worry, honey. 478 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,617 Fred! 479 00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:34,153 Lucy, your phone's ringing. Lucy.. 480 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,070 What? 481 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,488 Your phone. Your phone. 482 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,040 You keep looking. We will, honey. 483 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:40,826 Fred! 484 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:41,827 Fred! Fred! 485 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:42,711 Hello. 486 00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:44,213 Oh, hello, Grace. 487 00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:45,714 Yeah. 488 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:47,716 Yeah, we just found out a minute ago. 489 00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:49,718 He did? 490 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,220 Which way did he go? 491 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:54,006 Oh. Okay. Yeah. Thanks, Grace. 492 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:54,890 Oh, dear! 493 00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:56,391 Fred. 494 00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:58,393 Fred! Fred! 495 00:17:58,393 --> 00:17:59,228 Can't you hear me? 496 00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:00,679 Yeah, I can hear you. 497 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,681 Well, why didn't you answer? 498 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:03,599 I thought you were calling the dog. 499 00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,983 Oh, for heaven's sakes. 500 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,436 Tell Ethel and Ricky to come in here right away. 501 00:18:08,437 --> 00:18:09,438 Ethel! Yes? 502 00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:11,440 Come on. Lucy wants you. 503 00:18:12,941 --> 00:18:13,742 What's up? 504 00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,160 Grace Munson just called and said 505 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,162 that she saw a dog that looked like Fred 506 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,497 running up the road past her house. 507 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,833 Oh! That's almost a mile away from here! 508 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,201 Maybe it wasn't our Fred. 509 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,169 Well, we gotta track down every lead. 510 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,004 Now, listen, I'm gonna drive over to the Munsons'. 511 00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,923 You go out and get Bruce Ramsey, honey. 512 00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:28,924 Look all around the neighborhood. 513 00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:29,925 Hear? Okay, Mommy. 514 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:30,793 You stay here in case there're 515 00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:31,794 any more calls, will you, Ethel? 516 00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:33,045 Oh, sure. 517 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:34,429 Lucy, you call us, now, if you find him. 518 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,881 Yeah, I will. I'll look around here. 519 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,382 Maybe he's hiding inside. 520 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:38,383 I'll look in the kitchen. 521 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,860 Fred! 522 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,861 What? 523 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,146 I'm calling the dog. 524 00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:53,148 Oh, for corn sakes. 525 00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:55,984 I haven't been right once today. 526 00:18:55,984 --> 00:18:57,953 Maybe it'd make things simpler 527 00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:58,954 if you changed your name. 528 00:18:58,954 --> 00:18:59,872 To what? 529 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,323 Rover. 530 00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:04,877 Very funny! 531 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,328 I'll go and look in the den. 532 00:19:06,829 --> 00:19:08,714 I'll go upstairs and look, Fred. 533 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,674 Hey! What was that? 534 00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:20,175 Something sounded like a wreck out there in back. 535 00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:21,176 No, no. It was out here, Fred. 536 00:19:21,176 --> 00:19:22,177 No, it was in back. 537 00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:23,178 I know it was out there. 538 00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:24,179 My ear tells me it's in the back. 539 00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:25,180 It sounded just like it was out front. 540 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,432 It's out back! Now go on! 541 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,104 Lucy, are you all right? 542 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,573 I'm all right, but look at him. 543 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,075 Oh, my goodness, honey. 544 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,577 What happened? 545 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,578 Oh, I jumped in the car 546 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,413 and forgot all about the trailer 547 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:42,915 and backed right into that elm tree. 548 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,333 Wouldn't you know it? 549 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,835 The poor guy got through the Revolutionary War 550 00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:48,337 without a scratch, 551 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:50,339 but five minutes with you and he's finished. 552 00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:52,424 Oh, be quiet, Fred. 553 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,927 Uh, Lucy, maybe we can glue it back together. 554 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,879 Glue what back together? 555 00:19:56,879 --> 00:19:58,881 This is all that's left of him. 556 00:19:58,881 --> 00:19:59,798 Oh, my goodness. 557 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,633 Well, you gotta do something. 558 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,051 You've got to fix it. 559 00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:06,054 Oh, how can I fix it, for heaven's sake? 560 00:20:10,058 --> 00:20:11,860 Doesn't look very good. 561 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:12,778 Lucy. What? 562 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,279 The unveiling's in an hour. 563 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:15,113 What are you gonnna do? 564 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,064 Oh, dear, I don't know. 565 00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,566 But while I'm thinking, 566 00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:18,567 will you drive over to the Munsons', 567 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,319 find Little Ricky and go find the dog, will you? 568 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,653 Sure. Yeah. 569 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:22,654 Oh... 570 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,657 See you later, shorty. 571 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,660 Ethel, what am I gonna do? 572 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,662 They'll throw me out of the Historical Society. 573 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,130 Oh, you'll be lucky 574 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,632 if they don't throw you out of town. 575 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:34,883 Oh, dear. 576 00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:37,669 Hey, I'll call Mr. Silvestri 577 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,004 and see if he's got another one. 578 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,473 Another one? 579 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,176 They don't make statues in pairs like bookends. 580 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,512 Oh, it doesn't hurt to ask. 581 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:48,513 Mr. Silvestri? 582 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,515 This is Mrs. Ricardo. 583 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:53,518 Yeah. You know the statue you made for us? 584 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:58,023 Well, by any chance, do you happen to have a spare? 585 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,524 Oh, you don't, huh? 586 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,526 Well, could you make another one? 587 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:02,327 Oh, good! 588 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,830 How long will it take? 589 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,114 Two weeks! 590 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,000 Oh, dear. 591 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,003 Well, could you make it sooner? 592 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:15,507 Well, I was thinking in about an hour, maybe? 593 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,011 Yeah, well, all right, all right, all right, Mr. Silvestri. 594 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,013 Well, you start on it right now, huh? 595 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,015 Yeah. What? 596 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,017 Why do I want another one? 597 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,385 Why? Why? 598 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,219 Why, Ethel? 599 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,137 Why do we want two of them? 600 00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:32,140 Uh... well... Westport is growing 601 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,142 and it may become twin cities 602 00:21:34,142 --> 00:21:35,944 like Saint Paul and Minneapolis. 603 00:21:35,944 --> 00:21:38,814 Yeah, well, you know, Mr. Silvestri, 604 00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:42,818 Westport is growing so, it just might become twin cities 605 00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:45,821 like Saint Appolis and Minnie Paul. 606 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,875 Minneapolis and Saint Paul. 607 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,376 Oh. 608 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,879 Well, you just go ahead, Mr. Silvestri, 609 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,881 and we'll think up a reason later. 610 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,884 I mean, I'll tell you the reason later. Yeah. 611 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,386 Oh, uh, Mr. Silvestri, 612 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:06,892 incidentally, is the, uh, the first statue insured? 613 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,727 Oh! Oh, thank goodness! 614 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,596 Yeah, well, just start on the... 615 00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:12,597 on the other one. 616 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,099 Thanks very much. 617 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,401 Oh! Thank goodness that's over. 618 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:17,769 Now all you have to do 619 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,271 is postpone the ceremonies for two weeks. 620 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,188 Yeah. 621 00:22:20,188 --> 00:22:21,490 Postpone the...? 622 00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:23,825 I can't postpone the ceremonies! 623 00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:26,278 Everybody in town will be over there in an hour. 624 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,779 Well, what are you gonna do? 625 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,082 I don't know. I forgot all about the ceremonies. 626 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,366 Oh, dear. 627 00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:32,868 Oh, Ethel. 628 00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,873 Hey, I got an idea. 629 00:22:39,374 --> 00:22:41,760 No, maybe it's too wild. 630 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,262 If you've got an idea that you think is too wild, 631 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:46,264 I don't want to hear it. 632 00:22:47,049 --> 00:22:49,885 No, I think it will work. 633 00:22:49,885 --> 00:22:51,853 Yeah, I think so. 634 00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:10,789 You know, we're going to have 635 00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:12,290 ice cream and cake later. 636 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,291 Are you having a good time, honey? 637 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:14,793 Yes. 638 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:17,295 Fred! Fred, you found Fred! 639 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:18,797 Oh, let him through here. Oh, Fred! 640 00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:20,298 Yeah, I found him. I found him all right. 641 00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:21,800 Oh, bless his little heart. 642 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,135 Where was he? 643 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,636 Well, you will never believe it. 644 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:26,138 He was sitting on the steps 645 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,005 of the obedience school. 646 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,473 Oh, Fred. 647 00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:30,258 Now, why do you suppose he went there? 648 00:23:30,258 --> 00:23:32,227 Well, I guess he heard he had a bad report. 649 00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:34,229 He was trying to sign up for summer school. 650 00:23:34,229 --> 00:23:35,013 Oh, maybe. 651 00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:37,432 Your mommy's here, honey. 652 00:23:37,432 --> 00:23:38,433 You'll see her pretty soon. 653 00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:40,152 And your daddy's getting ready to make a speech. 654 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,486 Did you know that? Yeah. 655 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:51,163 Fellow citizens of Westport, 656 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:54,499 we are gathered here on Yankee Doodle Day 657 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,003 to unveil and dedicate a statue-- 658 00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,504 a statue which commemorates 659 00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:02,007 the great bravery and daring courage 660 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,509 of the patriots of this community 661 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:08,513 during the Battle of Campo in 1777. 662 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:14,019 So I hereby dedicate this statue to these brave men and women, 663 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,520 and to their descendants, 664 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:20,525 many of whom are still living in this community. 665 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,811 And now, for the unveiling. 666 00:24:27,115 --> 00:24:28,116 Here we go! 667 00:24:59,681 --> 00:25:00,515 Lucy? 668 00:25:03,685 --> 00:25:04,986 Lucy! 669 00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:17,115 Shoot, if you must, this old redhead. 670 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:21,920 Un momento, un momento que ha pasado algo... 671 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,421 Fred... 672 00:25:23,421 --> 00:25:24,923 Que ha pasado algo... 45480

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