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Now, ladies and gentlemen, as
a tribute
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to Johnny Longden wonderful riding
accomplishments,
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the National Turf Association wishes
to present him
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with this beautiful trophy.
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Applause, applause, applause,
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applause, applause, applause,
applause...
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The inscription read
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"Presented by National Turf
Association
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"to Johnny Longden,
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"the winningest jockey of all time--
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4,961 victories."
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There you are, Johnny.
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Thank you, Ricky.
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My pleasure, Johnny.
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And I wish to add my congratulations
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and the congratulations
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of everybody here at the Club Babalu.
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Applause, applause, applause,
applause...
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Oh. Hi.
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Oh, Ricky, that's a wonderful speech.
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That's the one you're gonna make
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at the big affair tonight, huh?
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Yeah. Sound all right?
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Yeah, it sounded great.
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Oh, good.
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I'm so proud they asked me to be the
emcee, you know.
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You should be.
Yeah.
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Where's Lucy?
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She went shopping.
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I told her to go buy a new hat
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and a new dress for the banquet.
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Would you say that again?
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I told her to buy a new hat and a new
dress.
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In the 25 years I've been married,
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I have never heard that phrase
before.
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Oh, now, Ethel,
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I know that Fred is a little tight,
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but I know that if an important
occasion
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came around, he would loosen up.
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He wouldn't tell me to go buy a new
dress
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Hi!
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Oh, hi, Fred.
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Well, Rick, I see you picked up the
trophy.
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Yeah.
Isn't that a beauty?
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Listen to this, Fred.
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Yeah.
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"4,961 victories."
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Isn't that great?
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Great? It's terrible.
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What do you mean?
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I didn't have a buck
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on any one of them.
Oh, Fred...
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I didn't.
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Well, hi.
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Hi.
Hi, honey.
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What'd you get?
What'd you get?
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Oh, wait till you see, Ethel.
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Wait till you see...
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Oh, honey, you got the cup.
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Isn't that a beauty?
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Oh, it's beautiful.
Huh?
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Oh, he's gonna be thrilled with that.
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Yeah. The engraver did a beautiful
job.
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Uh-huh!
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Come on, honey, open up.
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Let's see what you bought.
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Okay.
Oh, listen, dear.
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I have a lot of business to do uptown
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before I go to the banquet,
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and I don't want to lug that cup
around with me,
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so will you bring it down?
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Sure, honey.
Now, look.
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The banquet starts at 7:00, so don't
be late.
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No, I won't be late, dear.
All right.
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Come on, let me see your new dress!
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All right, calm down.
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You're acting like you never saw a
new dress before.
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Who's acting?
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How do you like it?
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Oh, it's gorgeous!
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Honey, how do you like it?
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Looks like a million dollars.
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That's probably what it cost.
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It was only 49.95.
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To him, that's a million dollars.
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Honeybunch, can I help it
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if I think of you as my dungaree
doll?
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Ethel, wait till you see my new hat.
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Let me see.
It's the smartest thing you ever saw.
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Come on, let me see it.
Let me see it.
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Well, you really have to see it on to
appreciate it,
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so close your eyes, everybody.
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All right.
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Open your eyes, everybody.
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Close your eyes, everybody.
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Oh, Fred, shut up.
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Honey, it's adorable.
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How do you like it, dear?
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Well, it's uh... uh...
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What are you laughing at?
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Oh, honey,
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that's the funniest thing I ever
seen.
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I'll say it is.
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Looks like you're wearing a fuzzy
fishbowl.
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Now, honey,
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don't you pay any attention to them.
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It's divine.
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Yeah, who cares what they think?
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They don't know what's smart.
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Well, I may not know what's smart,
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but I know what's funny.
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And that's funny.
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I don't care what you think.
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It may interest you two hyenas
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to know that this is the latest style
from Paris.
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Oh, no.
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I think it's the end, the very end.
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The end of what?
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I don't care what you think,
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I'm gonna wear it to the dinner
tonight.
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Oh-ho, no, you're not.
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My wife is not gonna look ridiculous
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in front of all those people.
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I do not look ridiculous.
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You do, too.
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You'll be better off wearing...
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wearing that trophy on your head.
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You wouldn't look half as funny.
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Well, honey, all the new hats look
like this.
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Well, then, wear one of your old
hats.
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Wear an old hat to the banquet
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in front of Johnny Longden and his
wife and everybody?
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Look, Lucy, I don't care what you
wear,
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but don't wear that.
Mommy.
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I gotta go.
What dear?
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I need a bigger box for my turtle.
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A bigger box?
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Oh, wait just a minute.
I'll get you one, honey.
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Now, Ricky, I'm giving you one last
chance.
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Can I wear this hat?
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I'm giving you one last answer-- no.
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Hey, this is a swell new house for my
turtle.
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Hey, stop him!
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He can't put his turtle
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in that thin'.
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Oh, Ricky, Ricky, honey, come here,
dear.
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You can't put your turtle in that
thin'.
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Isn't that funny, Fred?
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Women will buy anything if it's in
fashion.
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They certainly will.
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How would you know?
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You haven't bought me anything since
bloomers were in style.
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Oh, good grief.
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Ethel, if you're gonna play that same
old tune
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on your player piano, I'm going home.
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Well, twenty-three skidoo.
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I'll see you later, Fred.
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All right.
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Honey, I'll see you
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down at the banquet!
I gotta go.
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Wait a minute, dear.
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I want you to see the hat that I
decided to wear.
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Okay, honey.
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Now, what do you think you're doing?
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You said I might as well wear this,
and I think I will.
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Very, very funny.
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Now, take that thing off your head
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and bring it down to the club in
time.
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Oh...
Good-bye.
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Hey, you're cold.
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That was a nice try, girl.
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Yeah.
I'll see you later.
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I got a lot to do.
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Ethel...
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Ethel, help me get out of this,
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will you? It's a little tight.
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Oh... Ooh! Ooh!
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Oh, Ethel, I think it's stuck.
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Oh, this could only happen to you.
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What did you say?
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This could only happen to you.
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Speak up. I can't hear in this thing.
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This could only hap...
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Oh, don't shout.
It echoes in here.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Here. Come here, honey.
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Now, now, just bend over.
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I'll, I'll get some...
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Okay. Ready?
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Ethel!
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Oh, Lucy, it won't come off!
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What am I gonna do?
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Well, we could always butter your
head.
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Now, let's not be funny.
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I gotta get this thing off.
Now, think.
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Okay.
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Oh, gosh.
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Of all the things.
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Are you thinking, Ethel?
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Yeah, I'm thinking.
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What are you laughing at?
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Oh, you don't know how funny you look
in that thing.
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Well, this is no laughing matter.
Now, think.
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Oh, all right.
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Lucy, does heat make metal contract
or expand?
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I think it makes it expand. Why?
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Then that's it. We'll stick your head
in the oven.
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In the oven?!
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Yeah. The trophy will get bigger,
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and then your head will be free.
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Oh, great. Why don't you put an apple
in my mouth
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and barbecue me?
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I guess it wouldn't work, huh?
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No, I guess it wouldn't work.
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Hey, I got another idea.
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It'd better be better than your last
one.
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Wait a minute now.
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Just a second.
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Ah! Oh! What are you doing, Ethel?!
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I'm trying to loosen it like the lid
on a jar.
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Oh, cut it out, Ethel!
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You're giving me a headache.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Oh!
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Boy, this is a tough one.
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Ethel, are you gonna stay over here
all winter?
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Oh, Fred, come here and see if you
can help us.
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Wait till I tell the boys in my old
outfit
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that the Kaiser is still alive.
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This is no time for your corny jokes.
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We can't get that thing off of Lucy's
head.
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You gotta be kidding.
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I am not kidding.
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Now, honey, honey, don't cry.
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It'll only make things worse.
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Yeah, it might get the trophy rusty.
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Fred, what are we gonna do?
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Well, we could get a silversmith
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and cut it off with a blowtorch.
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A blowtorch?!
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Or whatever they use.
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Then you can weld it back together
again.
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Oh, dear. Can't you think of an
easier way?
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You'd better think fast,
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or you'll wind up wearing it to the
banquet.
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He's right, honey. You haven't got
much time.
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Oh, no... What time is it, Ethel?
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It's 5:30.
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Oh, I'd better call the silversmith,
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tell him to come over right away.
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I'll do it, I'll do it for you,
honey.
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A silversmith, a silversmith...
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I'm not even gonna ask you how this
happened.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing, Fred?
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You can't give Johnny Longden a
trophy
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all full of fingerprints.
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Oh, sit down now.
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Hello. Is this the silversmith?
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Can you get a loving cup off of a
woman's head?
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Huh?
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Oh, well, she bought a new hat, and I
thought it was...
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Oh, never mind how she got it on
there.
266
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,620
Can you come up here and get it off?
267
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,920
Oh, well, now, just a minute.
268
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,750
Lucy, he's gonna close his shop in a
half an hour,
269
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,260
and he says if you want him to take
it off,
270
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,760
you'll have to come down there.
271
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,180
Go down there?
272
00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:31,510
How am I gonna get there?
273
00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:32,510
I'll take you.
274
00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:33,600
Oh, all right.
275
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,930
All right. She'll be right down.
276
00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,930
Mrs. Ricky Ricardo.
277
00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,430
Huh?
278
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,440
Oh, you won't have any trouble
recognizing her.
279
00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:45,440
Lucy, his shop's way down on Bleecker
Street,
280
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,060
so you'll have to go right from there
281
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,360
to the banquet.
282
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,860
Oh, oh, Fred, Fred...
283
00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:50,860
Yeah?
Oh, ooh, Fred,
284
00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,860
run down and hail a taxi for us right
away.
285
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,870
All right.
286
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,280
Just a minute.
287
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,280
Honey, a taxi will take too much
time.
288
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,150
The subway will be faster.
289
00:10:58,150 --> 00:11:00,460
I can't go on a subway like this.
290
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:04,290
Do you want to get to that banquet or
don't you?
291
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,790
Oh, all right, all right.
292
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,800
Fred... Is Fred gone?
293
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,630
Answer her!
294
00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:10,250
Oh, I'm here!
295
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,050
Fred, Fred, would you stay with
Little Ricky.
296
00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:13,550
You can finish reading Cinderella to
him.
297
00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:14,970
Yeah, I'll go and get my specs.
298
00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:18,310
I can hardly wait to see who that
glass slipper belongs to.
299
00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,680
Honey, I'd better go change my
clothes, too.
300
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,510
I can't go on a subway dressed like
this.
301
00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:24,480
Well, if I can go like this,
302
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,480
you certainly can go like that.
303
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,680
In my blue jeans?
304
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,070
Ethel, with a loving cup on my head,
305
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:34,940
I hardly think anybody will be
looking at your blue jeans.
306
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:38,440
Lucy, I have never ridden on a subway
in my blue jeans,
307
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,450
and I'm not gonna start now.
308
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,450
Okay.
309
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,170
Oh, boy, I look terrible.
310
00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:30,270
What on earth are you trying to do
now?
311
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:33,810
If I have to go from the
silversmith's to the banquet,
312
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,190
I want to wear my new dress.
313
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:38,150
Oh, well, let me try to help you,
honey.
314
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,150
Uh, get over here.
315
00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:40,650
Over here, Lucy.
316
00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:41,650
I'll get up on the couch
317
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:43,650
so I can... I can pull it better from
there.
318
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:44,650
Here, honey. Right here.
319
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,660
Turn around.
320
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,660
Ready, set... go!
321
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:49,660
Ahh!
322
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,660
Oh, Ethel!
323
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:54,160
Oh, Lucy, we can't get it up over
that loving cup.
324
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:58,080
I want to wear my new dress.
325
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,000
Okay, honey, we'll take your dress
along
326
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,500
and you can change down there.
327
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,000
Oh, okay.
328
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,060
Say... we'd better get a big hat or
something
329
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:08,810
to cover that thing in the subway.
330
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:09,590
A big hat?
331
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,100
Yeah. You got one?
332
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,350
There might be one in the box in the
closet.
333
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,680
Okay, I'll look.
334
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,150
Right there.
Stay right there.
335
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:36,050
Ethel, are people staring at me?
336
00:14:36,050 --> 00:14:38,060
No, they're not paying much attention
to you.
337
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,560
What'd you say?
338
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,060
I said they're not staring at you.
339
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,560
You'll have to speak up, honey.
340
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,560
With this hat and the cup and the
veil and everything,
341
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,060
I can't hear you.
342
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,400
I said they're not
staring at you!
343
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,050
Ethel, are you still there?
344
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,960
Yeah, I'm still here. Why?
345
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,970
Well, I have a feeling you're trying
to pretend
346
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,470
you're not with me.
347
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:07,470
I'm right here beside you.
348
00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:08,750
Okay.
349
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:14,640
What are you staring at?
350
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,140
Haven't you ever seen a beekeeper
351
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:17,010
on a subway before?
352
00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,150
Smart aleck.
Who was it?
353
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,150
Just some smart aleck.
354
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,650
What did he say?
He's going away.
355
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:24,650
He's going away.
Did he go away?
356
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
This is Bleecker Street, honey.
357
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,500
Here's where we get off.
358
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,500
Come on.
359
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,520
Ethel, are we on or off?
360
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,270
Ethel?
361
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:59,050
Ethel!
362
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,180
Ooh, pardon me.
363
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,400
Pardon me, sir.
364
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,580
Very sorry, sir.
365
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,400
Oh, excuse...
366
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,960
Pardon me. Can you tell me
367
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,960
where the stairs are?
368
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,290
Well, you'd better get off the train
first.
369
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,630
I am off.
370
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:46,630
You're telling me.
371
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:03,660
Oh, pardon me.
372
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,960
Can you tell me where I am?
373
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,880
Yeah. You're on Earth.
374
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,390
Pardon me.
375
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,670
Where am I?
376
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,470
Where are you?
377
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,260
What are you?
378
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,680
What's the matter with everybody?
379
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,180
Haven't you ever seen anybody
380
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,560
with a loving cup on their head
before.
381
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,060
No, I haven't,
382
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,070
and I've lived in Brooklyn for 56
years.
383
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,020
Brooklyn?
Am I in Brooklyn?
384
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,520
Yes, you are.
385
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,520
Flatbush Avenue.
386
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,520
Oh, dear.
387
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,020
Would you do a favor for me?
388
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,030
Would you, would you make a telephone
call for me?
389
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,780
There's something I have to tell my
husband.
390
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:45,110
Yes, dearie, anything you say.
391
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,000
Oh, thank you.
392
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,750
If you would call Plaza 3-2099
393
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,590
and ask for Ricky Ricardo-- he's my
husband--
394
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,090
and tell him that I have the cup,
395
00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:54,090
but I put my foot in it again.
396
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,090
I mean, I put my head in it.
397
00:19:56,590 --> 00:19:59,090
J-J-Just tell him I have the cup and
I'm on my way
398
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,260
and tell Johnny Longden to hold his
horses.
399
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,550
Hold his horses.
400
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:08,050
Oh, boy, that's funny, isn't it?
401
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,520
That's hilarious.
402
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,470
Now, maybe it's a little hard for you
to understand,
403
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:14,980
but my husband will understand.
404
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,980
Now, if you'll just call Plaza
3-2099,
405
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,230
ask for Ricky Ricardo
406
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,530
and tell him Lucy's on the way with
the cup.
407
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:23,530
Oh, dear, I can't find a dime.
408
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:24,400
Just take what you need.
409
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:26,910
Thanks, lady.
410
00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:30,880
Who's that?
411
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,880
Where's that lady I was talking to?
412
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,130
Where'd everybody go?
413
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,460
Maybe it's a sorority initiation.
414
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,470
Either that, or she played tennis
415
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,970
with a sore loser.
416
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,810
Would a policeman be of any help?
417
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,180
Oh, good grief, no.
418
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,680
Don't get a policeman.
419
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,010
You know how nosy they are.
420
00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:53,510
Always asking those foolish questions
421
00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:56,020
and then instead of helping after
you've gone all...
422
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,900
explaining for a half an hour,
423
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,400
all they do is just mess things up.
424
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,410
Don't get a policeman.
425
00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:01,410
Thank you very...
426
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,910
Listen, if you could direct me to
a...
427
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,410
If...
428
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,840
Uh, yeah. Would, would, would you get
me
429
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,710
one of those wonderful, kindhearted
policemen?
430
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,010
One of those
431
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,340
guardians of the law
432
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,340
in this great city?
433
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,340
One of those grand chaps that I...
434
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:25,710
Just what do, what do you think
you're doing?
435
00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:29,180
Well, Officer, sir...
436
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:31,690
You see, sir...
437
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:35,690
Officer, sir...
438
00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:38,690
Uh... uh...
439
00:21:38,690 --> 00:21:41,700
Now, you're not gonna believe this...
440
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,700
...but a very funny thing happened to
me
441
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,700
on the way to a banquet tonight.
442
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,210
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
443
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:55,210
before we start our official
presentation,
444
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:58,750
I'd like you to say hello to our
guest of honor.
445
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,800
Of course you all know
446
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,800
the man that has won more races
447
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,310
than any other jockey in the entire
world--
448
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,090
Johnny Longden.
449
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:22,150
And his very lovely and charming
wife,
450
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,440
Mrs. Hazel Longden.
451
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:36,120
And now, as a tribute to Johnny's
great accomplishment
452
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,620
in the racing world,
453
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:42,620
the National Turf Association
454
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:46,430
is very proud to present to him...
455
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:51,800
We're about to present to him...
456
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,130
uh...
457
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:55,050
a very lovely trophy.
458
00:22:55,550 --> 00:22:56,390
Oh, wait till you see it.
459
00:22:56,390 --> 00:22:58,110
It's really beautiful.
460
00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:01,980
And we do have a trophy, you know.
461
00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:06,980
I saw it.
I had it in my hands once.
462
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,950
Well, the trophy should be here
shortly
463
00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:12,450
and, uh, while we're waiting for the
trophy, uh...
464
00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:13,960
I-I'll tell you a story.
465
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,790
I've got a wonderful story about a
turtle.
466
00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:18,660
And, uh...
467
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:21,160
Oh, pardon me.
Are you Ricky Ricardo?
468
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,050
Yes?
469
00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:24,550
Well, I got a, uh...
470
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:26,050
Well, there's a woman out there.
471
00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:26,830
Claims she's your wife.
472
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,220
My wife?
473
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:32,720
Yeah. She's got a loving cup stuck on
her head.
474
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,480
That's my wife.
475
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,150
You have my deepest sympathy.
476
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,510
Thank you.
477
00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:40,520
Seems to be in a little mishap.
478
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,520
Oh, no.
479
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,770
I tried to get it off.
480
00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:50,780
Yes, that's all right, dear.
481
00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:52,780
There, this is the trophy, ladies and
gentlemen,
482
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,780
right along with my wife, Lucy.
483
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,080
Very funny.
484
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:06,460
And now for the presentation, ladies
and gentlemen.
485
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,460
This is the trophy, and I'd like you
to read the...
486
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,460
I'd to read the inscription to you,
Johnny.
487
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,470
The inscription...
488
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:16,470
Uh, would you mind, dear,
489
00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:17,970
if you'd just put your head down?
490
00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:18,970
Thank you very much.
491
00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:19,970
Back up again.
492
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,220
Again.
493
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:24,280
"Presented by National Turf
Association
494
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,640
"to Johnny Longden, the winningest
jockey
495
00:24:27,150 --> 00:24:31,320
of all time-- 4,961 victories."
496
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,700
There you are, John.
497
00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:38,740
Well, Ricky, that's, that's a great
honor,
498
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,240
and that's a nice cup.
499
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:46,250
I'm sure it will look good in my...
trophy... collection,
500
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,130
but what am I gonna do with your
wife?
501
00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:51,090
Well, Johnny, that's been my problem
502
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:54,390
for 15 years.
Now it's yours.
503
00:24:54,390 --> 00:24:55,260
Oh, Ricky.
504
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,260
Down, girl.
505
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,260
Can I get a shot of you two with that
trophy?
506
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,760
Why, sure.
Hold the cup
507
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,760
over there, Johnny. That's it.
508
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,150
All right, now, a great big smile.
509
00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:05,100
All right.
510
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,600
Not you. Down.
511
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:08,900
Thank you.
512
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,270
Thank you.
513
00:25:10,270 --> 00:25:11,770
Thank you, Johnny.
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