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MTV.

[music playing]

(SINGING) On the fifth
day of Christmas,

my true love gave
to me five pounds

of ooowee, four Birkin bags,
three AP's, two Bentley trucks,

and everything I want,
everything I want.

On the sixth day of
Christmas, my true love

gave to me six lavish mansions,
five pounds of ooowee,

four Birkin bags, three
AP's, two Bentley trucks,

everything I want,
everything I want.

On the eighth day of
Christmas, my true love

gave to me eight roadies
rolling, seven BBS's, six

lavish mansions, and five pounds
of ooowee, four Birkin bags,

three AP's, two Bentley
trucks, and everything

I want, everything I want.

On the 10th day of
Christmas, my true love

gave to me 10 tennis
bracelets, nine level with me,

eight roadies rolling, seven
BBS's, six lavish mansion,

man we so aggressive with
five pounds of ooowee,

four Birkin bag, three--

[music playing]

Knock.

Get up, boss.

There's a whole Christmas
party going on downstairs,

and they are asking for you.

Are you really
working right now?

I'm almost done.

Well, hurry up because they
almost out of deviled eggs.

Is that what I smell?

Don't do that.

Don't do that cause you can
now smell my breath from all

the way over there.

Sent.

Nobody can tell me I'm not
the hardest working CEO

in the game.

Let's get this money.

I'm so happy you
brought up money.

I just was trying to see if
you're in the holiday spirit.

See if I can get a
little Christmas bonus.

You ready for your
Christmas bonus?

Are you ready for it?

I'm so ready.

Close your eyes.

Put your hand out.

Oh, yes, I'm ready--

Are you ready for the blessing?

Yes, I'm ready for my blessing.

OK.

All right.

I'm ready for it.

Take it.

Open your eyes.

Open it right now.

It's a mint.

I need you to suck on that.

And no more deviled eggs.

Let's go.

What?

Boss, I have the perfect idea.

When we pick up Mega from jail,
to make him feel comfortable.

No, Mel.

You should let me pick him up
dressed as Mrs. Claus to get

him in the Christmas spirit.

No, Mel.

OK.

Well, how about before
we take him to the hotel,

we fill it up with
a couple ho ho ho's.

No.

Come on, boss.

I'm just trying to get him
in the Christmas spirit.

Bad bitch alert.

Who is that?

That's the new VP.

That's Jai?

That is Jai Turner.

Want me to introduce you?

I'll introduce you.

No.

Hey, Jai.

No, no.

Stop it.

You don't have to announce
when LeBron takes the court.

LeBron?

Boy, you 5'10".

My internship at the
Source magazine is where

everything's--

Hey, hey, hey.

Yo, my guy.

There he goes.

My guy.

Big Phil.

Jai, this is Blare Nixon.

He runs a boutique
label under Capitol.

Big Boss Entertainment,
I'm familiar.

Ms. Turner.

Pleasure's all mine.

I read about you in
the company newsletter.

Oh, wow.

Thank you for reading up on me.

You just call me, Jai.

Thanks to Blare, we were able
to bring Special K to Capitol.

The highest selling female
artist of last year.

Hey, man, three number
one singles in one year.

But who's counting, right?

I think Katy Perry was looking
for you down at the bar.

Yeah.

I'll see you.

Have a good night, brother.

It was great to see you.

So starting things off at
a corporate party, huh?

A little stiff for me though.

Though, one thing you
don't have to worry about

is Big Boss Entertainment.

All we do is make hits.

Looking forward to
discussing that.

Sweetie.

Yes.

Can I got a bottle of
Ace of Spades, please?

Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Nixon.

But we're all out of
the regular bottles.

We only have the six
liter mathusalem bottle,

and that one's $20,000.

Well, good thing I have $20,000.

Please bring one out.

Put it on my table in the back.

You might need some help
drinking that, Mr. Nixon.

Well, it looks like I got all
the help I need right here.

No, thank you.

Would you excuse me.

No, we can dri--

ouch.

So you still want
that bottle or not?

Hey.

I didn't know you were here.

Yeah, just getting
some work done.

Just like old days?

Always come to Mama's bed when
you got to do your homework.

Speaking of work, how's
it going with John?

Well, ever since he
gave me the promotion,

it's been super busy.

Oh, Vivian works for
Comedy Central now.

So I basically run
all of the new series.

Vivian.

I don't like her.

Hold on one second.

So I had Calla Blanche
resize my dress.

I would like for you to wear
it when you marry Jayson.

Your wedding dress?

Yes.

I think I always thought
that you would want Kelsey

to wear your wedding dress.

I mean, she idolizes you
and followed your footsteps,

and I didn't.

Now I know our
relationship wasn't easy,

with you being stubborn and all.

And Lord knows, you talked back.

You challenged me.

I see a lot of me in you.

I'm sorry to have ever
disrespected you in any way.

Come here.

I know I wasn't the
easiest child to raise.

This is true.

I love you, too, Mom.

I love you, too, sweetie.

I'm so proud of you.

You know, you young boys
are too flashy these days.

All you just need is one suit,
one chain, and keep it moving.

Blare, that is entirely
too much jewelry.

Pops, you sound crazy.

When all those hot,
bothered brides maids.

See all this ice?

Where you think they
going to skate to, Pops?

Right here.

What you think, Jojo.

Your dad is right, Blare.

That's way too much
jewelry for a wedding.

Clean and classy
is the way to go.

I'm sorry, Jojo.

Who asked you?

Thank you, Jojo.

Here's the thing, Blare.

You're going to be
wearing all that jewelry,

you got to step your
security game up, son.

Don't get jacked out here.

Now your pop's got a
lot of pull in the city,

but you still got to
respect the game, son.

Pops, I'm a Nixon.

I ain't got to
worry about nothing.

You mighty quiet
over there, Jayson.

Ready to marry my sister?

Yeah.

Yeah, I am.

I don't like that hesitation.

Are you ready to
marry my sister?

Yes.

I am-- I am absolutely--
let's do the wedding today.

You know, Jayson, that
makes me feel very good.

Because if I hear you trying
to divorce my daughter,

I'm going to take it
to the streets on you.

You understand?

Copy that.

So Blare-- Mr. Blare
player, when are you

going to walk down that aisle?

You know, Pops, I'm thinking
more of the Hugh Hefner

approach to life.

I want to die in a
grotto full of women.

Son, listen, you're going
to keep messing around

with all these girls and you're
going to catch something.

And your balls going to fall
right out the sack and roll

right out your pants leg.

Whoa.

No, hey.

What's wrong with you?

That's extreme.

That's a little extreme.

This guy.

If I may just switch
gears for a second?

Mr. Nixon, I wanted to--

I wanted to thank you for
being a father figure to me.

You know, I kind
of always figured

that my dad would be
here in this moment.

And I just want to say I'm
proud to be sharing it with you.

Uh, Jayson, I'm sure
your dad would have been

very proud of you, as I am.

And I couldn't be more happier
than calling you my son.

And I ain't talking
about that in-law crap.

I'm saying my son son.

Bring it in.

Blare, stop it.

[sobs]

Stop it.

Oh, my God.

This is such a beautiful moment.

Hug one more time.

He's jealous.

Let me into the hug.

He's jealous.

Let me into the hug.

He's jealous.

He's [muted] jealous.

Welcome to the family.

Wait.

So I'm in the will now?

No.

Hey, don't get cocky.

[laughter]

So Jayson, after this
expensive ass wedding,

I'm going to be ready
for some grandkids.

What?

Like three?

I was thinking more the
lines of like seven.

And if you need some help, I
can call my boy Nick Cannon.

He can give you some tips.

What?

Oh, hell no.

All right, guys, I got to go.

What's going on, son?

You all right?

Oh, I will be.

Bringing some weed back.

[music playing]

(SINGING) Look at my
problem, nobody solve it.

You can keep hating
on papa regardless.

Why?

What do you mean why?

I'm not at liberty to
ask that woman why.

She just told me that was the
only day she had available.

And that was the day
you were seeing Mega.

I'm sorry.

Damn it.

I'm sorry.

Signing Mega is
priority number one.

You know that.

I do.

OK.

All Right Well, why don't you
just tell her you can't do it?

You the boss.

Just tell her?

You are the-- well, say
it until you mean it.

I'm the boss.

Say it with your chest.

I'm the boss.

You sure about that?

I'm the boss.

Say it again.

I'm the boss.

Say it with your chest.

I'm the boss.

That's right.

I'm the boss.

Tell her you the boss.

I'm the boss.

Oh, yes.

Like that.

I'm the boss.

I'm going to tell
her I'm the boss.

Yes.

I'm the boss.

I'm the--

Hi.

We were just talking about
our meeting for Friday.

We're so excited about that.

So excited.

Likewise.

I was just on your
floor, so I thought

I'd come by your lovely
office to check it out.

Well, just make
yourself at home.

Wow.

I remember this photo.

This was Summer Jam 1999.

Your parents were on the
Hard Knock Life Tour.

Yeah, that was a good one.

What you know about that?

I was too young to go.

My aunt said I couldn't go, but
I snuck out and I went anyway.

And the whole city was out.

It was hit after hit.

Such a golden era.

So I take it you're
a fan of the Nixon's?

Your parents.

So for the meeting
on Friday, I'm

going to need your
master budget.

I need to know what's coming
in and what's going out.

All right?

I need to know how
funds are being

allocated within your artists.

And I need profit
margins, but real ones.

No estimates, please.

OK?

You guys are first up.

You good?

OK, have a nice day.

OK.

Thank you.

[music playing]

(SINGING) I've been popping
since my demo, [muted]..

Yeah.

Bust the bales down in the
kitchen, [muted],, Yeah.

Cookin' coke up, water
whip that [muted],, Yeah.

Pull the boat up, we want
all the bricks, Yeah.

Call your [muted] up,
she take all [muted]..

Yeah.

I took four, I feel like
a rocket shit, Yeah.

Mega.

How you feeling?

Slow motion, man.

I've just been writing
every day, all day.

I had to knock some fool out on
the yard like two weeks back.

Yeah, like that.

Other than that, man,
I'm just holding my head.

You dig?

I'll be home soon.

Two years in the
joint, I never folded.

Never folded.

Rightfully so.

And as soon as those gates open
up, you know it's over, right?

You know I got the Rolls
Royce truck, the IG models,

the Ace of Spades on ice,
and a partridge in a pear

tree waiting for you, baby.

You a real one, man.

For real.

You crazy though,
but you a real one.

You know I got you.

I appreciate all the support
that you was showing me

he said something down.

It's what we doing, man.

Gave any think to
what we talked about?

You know you're home is
at Big Boss Entertainment.

And you know I done had
every record label CEO come

through here and see me too.

From Khaled, the Puff, to
Jay-Z, you name it, everybody.

I mean, you should be
killing it right now.

I mean, you got your sister.

What's her name?

Special K, right?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, she dope.

Real dope.

But check this out.

The thing is, you
ain't got the track

record these other bulls got.

Now they're all legends, but
they're not as hungry as me.

And none of them are going to
work for you to get you back

on top the way that I will.

I'm listening.

Run the play down to me?

Oh, baby.

As soon as you get out, we're
doing a big welcome back show

at NRG Stadium.

I got it lined up, sold out.

Quick domestic run.

We going to do all the major
festivals, international run.

Check this out.

I'm dropping a double album
as soon as I get out of here.

I got Jay, I got
Kendrick, I got Cole.

I got them all lined
up to be here with me.

You and I both know I got
a lot to get off my chest.

I just signed the
biggest distribution deal

Capitol Records has
ever seen in their life.

You won't have to worry about
no type of label, bureaucracy.

You don't have to worry about
no album delays, no pushbacks.

All you got to do is come
rock with your brother,

and the game is ours.

Everybody's waiting.

I just talked to Quavo.

He has his verse ready to go.

Are you ready?

You ready to really do this?

You know I am.

Been ready for this.

Let's get it.

Say less!

You the biggest in the game.

Big Boss Entertainment.

Let's go.

Hey man.

Sound good.

University of Houston's
honorary degree recipients

are individuals whose
professional success

is measured by the
service they provided

and the change they've made
in their respective fields.

I'm here with the two recipients
today, hip hop royalty.

Donnell and Tina Nixon.

How does it feel to be honored?

How does it feel?

Well, first off, it's good
to see you again, Cierra.

I'm so happy you're not
causing chaos in my house.

My pastor told me not to hold
any grudges, so I'm going to--

I'm going to let that
slide, all right?

To receive this honored
doctorate is a blessing.

Yes.

It's an honor.

It's a privilege.

Me and my wife, Tina,
accepted so many,

many, many awards in the past,
but this one right here--

this right here--

That's right.

--it's special.

It's the best.

You want to know why?

Because now, all of you
got to call me a doctor.

Whoever would have
thought Papa Dr. Nixon?

Yeah.

Yes.

Well, I just have
to say that it feels

good to be recognized
for the talent

and for our contributions
to the arts.

It's amazing.

It is amazing.

And tell you the truth, we
should have got these awards

last year.

Oh, baby.

Not here.

Not here?

OK.

Shout out to Dean Max.

Dean Max, where you at?

Dean Max.

To whom I had to send
another case of Ace of Spade

to this year.

Also to the executive committee
board of trustees, to whom

I had to attend
multiple, multiple bar

mitzvahs for their families.

Also deliver a year's supply
of Wingstop chicken wings

to their families as well.

But the Nixon family, we're
forever so grateful though.

Yes.

We're forever grateful.

We are grateful.

Grateful.

Right.

OK, Donnell.

Oh, oh.

Dr. Donnell.

Baby.

Excuse me.

Dr. Donnell.

Get used to it.

What would you say
to those who object

to you receiving these awards?

Question.

Tell them, baby.

Well, to all the haters,
all the bitter haters

that's just sitting on the
couch watching, doing nothing,

accept it.

Dr. Tina and Donnell
MD up in bit--.

[laughs]

Reminder.

Cancel political science
donation to the University

of Houston.

I first met Jai when she
was interning at the Source

magazine.

She was like 16 years old.

Now I hired her because she
had great taste, well respected

in the industry,
and she knew how

to take care of these books.

I agree, Omar.

She's dope.

I worked with her at Sony
before I came to Motown.

Yeah, I've heard nothing
but great things.

I met her through Mac Man
at the Rock Nation party.

Yeah.

At the brunch.

This was when she was
consulting for Young Money.

That's right.

I forgot she consulted
on Pink Friday.

Facts.

And Wayne's album.

Hello, everybody.

Hey.

What's the deal?

Thank you for coming.

What's up?

What's up?

I know you guys have
your busy schedule,

so I appreciate this so much.

No problem.

We wanted you to know
how supported you were.

Thank you.

Absolutely.

Thank you.

Facts.

That means a lot.

OK, so I might be
biased, but I feel

like the urban division is
by far the most important

department at Capitol.

Definitely.

We got number one
artist, trendsetters.

And they define cool.

They absolutely define cool.

And as much as I want to
talk about talent right now,

we got to talk
about budgets, guys.

So Blare.

Huh?

Can we start with Big
Boss Entertainment?

Well, I'm not a morning person.

All right, guys, Big
Boss Entertainment's

having our best year ever.

My sister, Special K, is
the number one selling

female artist of the year.

And I am about to sign
Mega to the biggest deal

that Capitol Records
has ever seen.

We're going on a 30-city tour.

He's about to drop
a double album.

And I'm about to buy all of
you a very nice Christmas gift.

So if you'll excuse me.

OK, but I'm looking at
these reports from Capitol,

and you're way over budget.

So how are you going
to make that happen.

Well, sweetheart, all you have
to do is send me some more cash

and I'll make it all
back and then some.

That's usually how
these things work.

Come on, Blare.

Hold on.

You trying to tell
us how this works?

And then speaking of
your sister, Special K.

If I'm reading this correctly,
the profits we used for other

operating costs, including the
private jet for your personal

use, two Rolls-Royce--

How am I supposed to get around?

Late payments on
three black cards.

Mm-mmm.

There was a grace
period on that last one.

And non-work related trips to
Greece, San Tropez, and Monaco.

You want me to call your dad?

Relax.

You got to get
the spending down.

You heard what she said.

Come on.

Guys, Mega's the biggest
artists in the game.

And I already promised
him a big deal.

So don't make me
go back on my word.

You mean that you added
another artist to the roster

with no money?

What are we talking about here?

I would love for him to
be part of the family.

But there are other labels
under the same umbrella, Capitol

and Universal.

And they actually have
the resources to sign him.

You, unfortunately, do not.

Big Boss does not.

I can't approve
you signing Mega.

And you need to get
your spending down.

Big dog, we should put Mega with
P and Coach on Quality Control.

What you think?

Monica?

Yeah, that'll work.

That works.

Definitely.

We still keep him in the family.

Just not here.

I've been working on
Mega for the past year.

You guys are going
to do me like that?

Got to get to
spending down, man.

You do.

I'm going to tell your
wife about the strip club.

That's what I'm gone do.

Is that what we doing?

That's what I'm going to do.

Jai.

Can I talk to you for a second?

No, I'm sorry.

I have another meeting to go.

Hold on.

Jai, you know it makes
sense for me to sign Mega.

Look, Blare, I hate
to break it to you,

but you have one big artist.

One.

The rest of the acts,
they haven't even

turned a profit to Capitol.

What are you talking about?

My group Skinny Jeans
is like the next NSYNC.

And Jayson, I mean, that
guy's like a Black Bruno Mars.

That's a bit of a stretch.

But even if it came to fruition,
this is our reality right now.

You're over budget.

There's tons of
labels on Capitol

that would be
happy to sign Mega,

and they actually
have the dollars.

He'll still be on Capitol.

We could still put him over
on Motown with Ethiopia, Coach

and P. We talked
about it already.

I'm not putting him on
Motown with Coach and P.

He needs to be with me.

I've been working on
this for over a year.

You're just trying
to give him away.

Blare, I have to go.

If you want to continue
this conversation,

you can call my assistant,
make an appointment,

like a professional.

OK?

Have a nice day.

[music playing]

(SINGING) Can't we just talk?

Have a nice day?

(SINGING) Can't we just talk?

Damn.

Vincent this is goofy.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, you feel that?

Yes.

OK.

There you go.

Sit on down.

All right.

Sit on down.

Am I there?

Yeah, you there.

Sit there.

OK.

Yeah, take you a
little sip of this.

Yeah.

OK, sip of what?

Where?

Here.

Open your eyes.

Oh.

[gasps]

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, I got something
for you, baby.

You don't even
know what today is.

Do you know what today is?

Um.

Boom.

Looking at me.

Oh.

Looking at me.

Yeah.

When the rose petals fall all
on your hair, I can be your elf.

Let me be the one.

I'm going to give you
the gingerbread cookie,

'cause I love you.

You don't know what day it is.

Do this thing.

Boom.

Watch me do my dance up.

I'm the nasty elf.

Yeah.

Vincent, what are you--

I'm the nasty elf.

Yeah.

Be your nasty elf.

Garcon.

My dear, I'll take another one.

And make it Irish.

Looks like I'm going
to be here for a while.

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you.

Hello.

You people really take your
CP time seriously, don't you?

You people?

When are you going to
realize you're Black too.

So is it just you?

Yes, it is just me.

I was waiting for my
youngest daughter,

but something came up.

Thank you, dear.

Hello, ma'am.

Would you like to start
with anything to drink?

I would.

I'd have a caramel iced latte.

Thank you.

OK.

The wedding is coming
upon us very quickly.

Christmas, no less.

But before we get
there, the shower.

That's priority.

You mean, the bridal tea.

Every time I hear
the word shower,

I think of Walmart chic
cake and plastic utensils.

Good Lord.

I went ahead and I booked
Chef Diane, the hottest

chef in the market, specializing
in gourmet soul food.

That sounds more like one of
those ghetto Nixon cookouts.

Dear, I have a
personal relationship

with the governor's French Chef.

All I have to do is call her.

No strings, just connections.

Insult me again, Lucifer, and
I'm taking my jewelry off.

It's my house and I got it.

I just thought that the word
ghetto in the hip hop world

was a term of endearment.

Now speaking of the
ceremony-- thank you, dear.

Since our children have
pushed up the big day,

all the venues are booked.

So I only think it is right that
we have the wedding at my home.

Now, my garden is featured
in Architectural Digest

every year.

So it is absolutely
perfect for this wedding.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

What do you mean, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no?

Fountain of Prayers.

They've squeezed us
in on Christmas Day.

Good news I wanted to tell you.

[laughs] Absolutely not.

My son's nuptials will not be
presided over by a minister

with a diamond grill
and a Jheri curl.

If you host the shower--

bridal tea-- I will
host the wedding.

If you think you're
about to take

over my daughter's wedding,
you better think twice.

It's my son's wedding, too.

And yes, I will be stepping
in whether you like it or not.

Jesus, please,
contain me so that I

don't jump across this table
and strangle this woman.

Well, let's look bright side.

After this dreadful
day, we will never

have to be in the
same room again.

Finally something
we can agree upon.

(SINGING) I'm in my bag.

G6.

Well, all my [muted] ride
fly, we on the same thing.

Lumps in my pocket.

That's 50 bands
and these Balmains.

Yep, [muted] the living.

I'm trying to get
it and maintain.

If you was me my, [muted]
you do the same thing.

Crazy Rolli, you
see me shinning.

Ain't no diamonds in it.

Them aftermarkets my [muted]
Yo [muted] ain't authentic.

Speed Racer, the way they're
young and be whipping the Rari.

Red wine when we dine,
eating on calamari.

You see my squad [muted].

One car, put their
head in like the mob.

On the west side of Atlanta
I'm with my [muted] pimping.

On that Ciroc in the flame.

You don't know [muted]
I'm never slipping.

I keep my riders close to me.

You want to book me, I'm
charging you a stupid fee.

Don't want your [muted] if you
ain't [muted] for the free.

This [muted] deep.

I'm [muted] up her ovaries.

All my [muted] ride fly.

We doing the same thing.

Lumps in my pocket.

That's 50 bands
and these Balmains.

[muted] living.

I'm trying to get
it and maintain.

If you was me my [muted]
you do the same thing.

All my [muted] ride fly.

We on the same thing.

Lumps in my pockets.

That's 50 bands
and these Balmains.

Young [muted] living.

I'm trying to get
it and maintain.

If you was me my [muted]
you do the same thing.

See how we balling [muted].

Hit that Euro step like
I'm James Harden [muted]..

Hey, Icey, run that
[muted] back, bro.

Whoa.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's the energy we on.

Let's go.

Ain't ready to see you
back on top of them charts.

Man, listen, I feel all that,
but you got to go to work.

Consider it done.

Come on, man.

It's championship season.

Get on them phones,
make them calls.

Let's go in locked.

What's up?

Nowhere.

What up Slime?

What's up?

You have a session right
now with DJ Khalid.

What are you doing?

Yes.

I'm all for affirmations,
but if I hear another one

or bless up one more time--

Yo, this little sis?

In the flesh.

Queen to you.

Oh, my bad, Special.

My bad, queen.

I've been waiting to meet you.

Was listening to your
[muted] when I was locked up.

Yeah, you be killing the
summer hit after hit, too.

Yeah.

You know how I do.

Let me see something.

Bro, run that-- run that
track back from the top.

Duet?

Got you.

[music playing]

Yeah, if I like the song.

If you like the song, huh?

I like this song.

You played this for me, right?

Yeah.

Oh.

Do that second verse you did.

Yeah, I got you.

Yeah.

Look.

(SINGING) All my
queen ride and fly.

We on that trip.

Rose truck, Met
Gala in that Chanel.

Hoes wack.

[muted] can't spit like I spit.

No time to play my [muted]
because I'm a rich [muted]..

Oh.

OK.

OK.

No, no.

That sounded-- that
sounded real good.

I got to get you on an album.

And I damn sure got to
get you on the tour.

Well, I just got off a tour.

It's sold out in every city.

But I'll definitely think
about being on your album.

You spicy as hell.

I didn't expect nothing less.

I'm feeling you though.

Oh.

I am down to be on your album.

You know what else is spicy?

My mom's cooking.

This is my sister and
we got dinner tonight.

All right?

I'll leave you all to it.

Get some work done, OK?

Yeah.

I'm going to put in some work.

Man, that beat fire.

Well, I should get
back to my session.

No, no, no, no, no.

You should be
handing me your phone

so I can slide my number in it.

Let me get that.

OK.

Don't hesitate neither.

Call me when you're
ready to work.

All right.

I'll see you, boy.

Yeah, all right.

It smell good up in here.

Why don't it smell like
that when you cooking, baby?

Really?

For your approval,
Mr. and Mrs. Nixon.

Thank you, chef.

Chef Diane, you
have done it again.

Yes, sir.

This is that smack your
grandma in church good, baby.

I've never heard of that.

Chef Di, can we have a
little bit more yams?

Certainly.

Yeah.

You know who else like yams?

Donnell, stop it, please.

You didn't say that last night.

Would you go upstairs
and let me work, please?

OK.

I'm going to go.

When y'all done with this
tasting, let me know.

I'll be upstairs.

And please, chef,
could you please--

Put a huge plate to the side?

You got it, sir.

You the best.

I'll be upstairs
with no drawers on.

You really should start
locking your front doors.

What are you doing in my house?

You can place that
right there, dear.

Are you hard of hearing?

What are you doing in my house?

I figured I come early,
bring some other dishes

for those who do not want high
blood pressure or diabetes.

Well, you about to be walking
out of here on crutches.

You back up out of
my kitchen, crazy.

Ms. Nancy, I acquired
those files you requested.

And Judge Taylor did confirm
that he will be at the charity

auction for New Year's.

That's fantastic.

Thank you, Tiffany.

No, no, no, you didn't?

What?

You brought this fast
thing inside my house.

There's no need to be crass.

I told you, I hired someone
to run my day to day.

And that's the only
person you could find?

Jayson's ex?

OK, let's be fair
and balanced here.

My name is Tiffany.

It's not that hard to pronounce.

Yes, and Tiffany
will be by my side

to make sure that my
affairs do not fall behind

so I can focus on this wedding.

You are so wrong for this.

And Tiffany, I don't
know you, sweetie.

But you got to go.

Fair and balanced,
you sound like you

watch Fox News all day.

If you could just act like
a mature adult for once,

Ms. Tina.

If you could just be a Black
human being for once, Nancy.

OK, listen, look, I'll just
help Nancy with a few things

and I'll be out your hair.

OK?

Look, Jennifer won't
even know I was here.

Right.

My daughter's name is Jessica.

After you.

Chef Di, I want you to take all
those items the early guests

brought, throw them out.

Yes, ma'am.

[music playing]

I promised your sister this
tasting would be drama free.

OK.

I can make it drama free
after I beat her ass.

It's on site for
me and her, Mama.

Kelsey.

This--

No drama.

I mean it.

OK.

Yeah, so it's right over here.

You can get comfortable,
make yourself at home.

Mi casa su casa, girl.

What is this?

It's an-- karma.

What?

Hey.

What are you doing?

I should have beat
your ass on site, ho.

Let me out.

Jessica's coming in.

Shut up.

OK.

And I am all done for the day.

Did you need anything else?

You know what?

I think I'm all good, actually.

OK.

Are you staying late tonight?

No, I'm just going to
unpack a couple of boxes

and then head home.

So you're good.

OK, well I'll see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

Bye.

(SINGING) You can't
even call they phone.

You can't even ask
how the day was.

Nothing in life's
guaranteed, you'll see.

Uh.

I'm not being difficult. I
just see thing differently when

I say I wanna to see you.

Yeah, Mom, the short.

The short?

OK.

And, oh, we need to
discuss the drinks.

OK.

Can we just do Ace of Spades
and Brown Sugar Bourbon?

Absolutely.

I'd like to support the
Black brand where we can.

OK.

I will let the caterer know.

Speaking of, the
tasting will exist

of pot roasts, candied yams,
collard greens, some mac

and cheese, cornbread, and okra.

Oh.

Yes.

Can't wait.

I'm so hungry.

Dear, dear, dear.

You should really watch
what you consume right now.

I mean, you don't want to look
back on your wedding photos

and have a puffy face and a
body shaped like a U-Haul truck.

Do you have to do this?

Nancy, I've been so--

This hood rat kidnapped me
and locked me in the elevator.

Who you calling a hood rat?

Because I should have
beat your ass on sight.

What is she doing here?

She is my temporary assistant
until after the wedding.

Dear, I thought you had left.

No.

Why is she here in
our house again?

Because I was invited.

Bitch.

By who?

Look, this does not
have to get physical.

[screaming]

Oh, Kelsey.

Oh, my God.

Nancy.

My quaff.

And I feel like I'm melting.

I think I'm melting.

Oh, my God.

[music playing]

Why would your sister
throw a drink at my mom?

Oh, is that what she said?

Yes, that is what she said.

Yeah.

That drink was
intended for your ex.

I spoke to my mom again,
and I told her again

that she needs to
start respecting you,

and your family.

Oh.

And don't worry
about Tiffany, OK?

She don't even work
with my mama no more,

so you're not going to
see her no more, OK?

I'm really starting to
lose trust in you, Jayson.

Run that back.

Trust?

Trust?

Did I do something?

Trust?

Now that your little singing
career is taking off--

OK, I didn't mean little.

Now that you're singing
career is taking off,

you know how this goes.

There will be more, Jayson.

You are mad at me for hoes
that ain't happened yet.

[laughs]

That's funny.

I'm kidding.

I'm playing.

I'm kidding.

It was a joke.

It's not a funny one.

The best thing that
you ever told me.

Jayson, oh, you know,
speaking of big--

let's talk about
your bachelor party.

How many strippers are
you planning on having?

Huh?

Strippers.

How many?

I don't even know.

You know what?

I don't think that they're
even really planning anything.

I think we're just
going to hit a bar.

Oh, great.

Just keep it light, yeah.

I'll do it.

You'll do-- you'll do what?

I'll plan it.

No.

You don't got to--

that's so sweet.

Oh, I--

No.

I do insist.

Oh, no.

I got it.

I'll start now.

I know there's
somebody else that--

Houston spas.

Now what the hell are
you doing, fart knocker?

Is it heavy?

I'm like burning you so
we can get some money.

Is it heavy?

Visualize it.

OK, but just don't touch--

Holding the weight of the worst
bachelor party in history.

--is going to hurt you
more than it hurt--

All right, you know what?

I can't take this.

I can't do this.

Come on over here
to my office, y'all.

Come on.

Come on.

Jayson, my daughter threw you
a bachelor party with no club,

no drugs, no friends.

And most of all, no strippers.

Like who does that?

This is like a kiddie
party for adults.

And you, son, you're
running around

here like a little
rookie biacha because you

got your ass handed to you
by your new fine ass boss.

All I know, there's supposed
to be some strippers

around this time.

That's all I know.

Bun B, don't start your [muted].

I'm just saying, man, it's
a bachelor party, Ain't no.

No, look.

Don't start your [muted].

Don't start.

I know.

Let me quarterback
this, all right?

Get it right.

Now Jayson, you're going to
have to put your mama in check.

All right?

Because what she's
doing is unacceptable.

You've got to protect
your wife, son.

Like I did.

Let me tell you something.

My mama didn't want
me to marry Tina.

Damn.

Really?

So what did you do?

I told her Black
ass, Ma, Mother,

if you can't respect
my wife, then don't

expect to see me or my family.

Wow.

So what wound up happening?

Why don't we let
Blare answer that?

Oh, I've never met my grandma.

Exactly.

Now Jayson, you
got to grow a pair.

You got to grow some balls.

And got to talk to your mother.

Also talk to that girl
Tiffany and put her in check

and shut all this [muted] down.

And you, too, son.

You got to grow a pair too.

Stop playing with this girl.

Put that Nixon charm on
her and go get that wap.

Wouldn't that with
your young folks say?

That wap?

Wap.

Yeah.

And I know this girl, J man.

That's a good girl.

What you need to do,
take her to lunch.

Maybe she'll let her guards
down and she'll hear you out.

Just a little free game.

Yeah.

Wine and dine her thing.

And pull out all the stops
because you got a sign Mega.

Now who's ready to
go to the booty club

and lie and say we went bowling?

Oh, I'm down.

All right, well, come on.

Come on.

[muted], let's go.

Just really quaint
bachelorette party.

We've got some pampering.

I've got my tribe,
and some cocktails.

I mean, this is cute and all.

But Jess, where
are the strippers?

Oh.

Where they at?

Where they at?

At the strip club where
they belong, Trish.

But for real, Jess.

How are you feeling?

Is Jayson's mom
still acting out?

Did I tell you?

You remember
Jayson's ex Tiffany?

Girl, yes.

Well, she invited her
to my mom's house.

What?

Are you serious?

Yes.

You know what Jess?

That is why I love you.

Because you have so much
more patience than me.

I could never marry a man who
could not control his mother.

No way.

No.

Trish is right, Jess.

You have to get the
situation under control.

All right, if I'm
being really truthful.

It pisses me off and it
makes me want to drink more.

So can we do this subject?

Yes.

Cheers to your truth.

Yeah.

I just want to say, don't
you worry about Nancy.

She is going to get in line.

She don't want no smoke with me.

I ain't the one.

I know that's right.

Ms. Tina do not play.

The younger me would have
slapped her up long time ago.

But you know what?

I'm trying to be nice,
set a good example

for you and your sister.

But speaking of your sister,
I overheard her talking

about some guy named Mega.

She thinks he's cute.

Who's Mega?

Oh, he is so fine, y'all.

But he's a thought.

So tell her to be
careful with him.

Do you have seven kids?

And not only that.

He stay in and out of jail.

I hate a jailbird.

Me too.

Well, you know,
Kelsey loves him.

She likes him really hood, huh?

She must get that from you, Mom.

But what I will say is,
your father definitely

was rough around the edges.

But one thing I never had to
deal with was other women.

He never disrespected
me like that.

Facts.

[doorbell]

Who is that?

Why are you looking at me?

Because I know it's
one of you all.

Did you-- did you
get the stripper?

No.

I didn't.

I think she bought a stripper.

Well, Look at it like this.

I told Jayson he didn't
have to get me anything.

Girl, hurry up.

Open it.

OK.

It's pretty.

OK.

Wow.

Whoa.

Jayson.

Consider this, here's something
new and something blue.

Oh.

Derek.

(SINGING) Why?

Why?

What?

I thought you and
Derek were done.

I did too.

(SINGING) Baby, tell me why.

You need another shot?

Yes.

(SINGING) I caught
it bad just today.

You hit me--

Thanks for joining me
for a last minute lunch.

What's all this?

Me and a few members of the
Houston Rockets own this place.

It's really popping
on the weekend.

You should pull up.

I don't do clubs.

A bottle?

What is this?

Oh, that's BSB.

This is delicious.

My good friend
Jamie Foxx owns it.

So I thought we'd have
a drink while we chat.

Blare, it's noon.

Sit down.

Just so you know, I
have a hard out at 1:00.

All right.

Now, when it comes to
people on the street,

when it comes to athletes,
entertainers, rappers,

they all trust me because
I take care of them.

Blare, you don't
have to do this.

No, hear me out, OK?

We need Mega on Big Boss.

He deserves a CEO that can
get the job done, like me.

And quite frankly, you're
making my job really hard.

OK?

Now when I brought
Big Boss to Capitol

it's because the
chairman promised me

that I would get the
support that I need.

And quite frankly, Jai,
I'm not feeling the love.

Money doesn't grow off of trees.

For you to sign an
artist of Mega's stature,

that's a big number.

And you're already in
the red, like millions.

OK.

Listen.

You're talking numbers, OK?

I'm talking success.

The Nixon's are success.

Big Boss is success.

But we can't be successful
without you on the team.

So I got you something.

This is an $80,000 bag.

Consider it an early
Christmas gift.

I see how you be dressing.

And this will only
compliment all of that.

So why don't you take this
and let's be friends, OK?

We don't have to tell about it.

Take this $80,000 and go
pay off some of that debt

that your company owes.

Whoa.

Where are you going?

This lunch or whatever
this is, is done.

All right, Jai, just chill.

I thought--

You thought that you
could buy me like you buy

everything and everyone else?

You see, Blare, you might
be that guy around here.

You're not self-made.

You've had everything
handed to you.

Excuse me.

So let me get this right, son.

You try to bribe
her with the bag.

And of course, after that,
she thought you was goofy.

And now, you feeling her?

Yeah, pretty much.

Son, I'm not going to lie.

That is a real rookie move.

A real rookie bitch move.

I kid.

Son, why don't you figure out
if this is a physical attraction

or you really like her.

Pops, it's not just a
physical attraction.

I mean, here I am.

Full Blare Nixon mode.

I give her the eyes,
and it doesn't work.

I mean, this girl is
smart and she's a boss.

I've never met anybody like her.

And when I'm
talking to her, it's

like something just
comes over my body.

You know what?

I think that's
called an erection.

No.

Not that.

I mean, it's not that.

I felt like for the
first time, I messed up

and I wanted a do over.

Do over?

Boy, you remind me of
myself when I was young.

Cocky, ambitious.

Knew I could turn
every no into a yes.

Running the show and I
wanted everyone to know.

You know what I realized
what I was really missing?

Weed.

That's a good one.

And that too.

Yes, sir.

But I was missing the
true meaning of love

from a strong, ambitious,
got her own [muted] woman,

like your mother.

I guess what I'm saying is,
son, if you want real love,

if you want true love, you're
going to have to lose the pride

and lose the ego.

Wise words from an old man.

Hey.

She's fine, huh?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I know your style.

Yeah.

Ma.

[music playing]

Ma, wake up.

(SINGING) It's a party.

Everybody, throw you drink.

Wait.

I'm here to help.

Ooh.

You was a mess last night, girl.

Well, we had 20
bottles of champagne

and didn't go to sleep
till 5:00 this morning.

I feel horrible.

[toilet flushing]

Oh.

Jayson will be home any minute.

Where's the necklace, Mom.

The necklace is right
there on the table.

Oh, good.

I still can't believe
this fool Derek

bought you a $80,000 necklace.

And you ain't do
nothing with him?

Are you sure you're
just not telling me?

Oh, my God.

100 time, girl.

Absolutely not.

If you say so [muted].

You ain't got to lie
to kick it, girl.

What up, boy?

Yeah.

The man himself.

What up, baby.

This track going platinum.

Cooking, boy.

I already know.

What you talking about?

For real.

No games being played.

What up, boy?

My brother.

You know what they say, right?

Yesterday's price is
not today's price.

Word to that boy Fat Joe.

What's happening?

Can we talk for a sec?

There's this new executive.

I mean, she's incredible,
but she's really hard.

And she's cutting
down my budget.

So I got it.

I just need a little time
to square everything away.

Bro, do not gas
me right now, OK?

You know I got two options
just a case you can

pull doing what you promised.

Speaking of, Rolls-Royces,
ain't like you bought it anyway.

You know, Hov just sent
me a new one yesterday.

OK, I get it.

Jay is great.

Just give me a little time.

I'm going to work everything
out, like I always do.

And we'll be good.

All right, I'll
give you 72 hours.

I've been locked
up for two years.

See, I can't let you or
your goofy ass label play

with my dreams, bro.

What's up?

Excuse me.

Where you going?

To see Mega.

Why?

You guys already finished
the record together.

Why are you all
up in my business?

You're both on the same label.

So let's not make
things complicated.

I heard that he's not on Big
Boss yet, and he may never be.

Mega is hitting
anything that can walk.

And I don't need you caught
up in that, all right?

Can you let me live my life?

You're being very
annoying right now.

Please, get out of my way.

I'ma drink all our liquors.

Yall gone see.

Out with the old Nixon--

In with the new.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah.

Damn, what you got on?

What's all of this?

My vibe.

Uh-uh.

You told me to come here.

That you wanted to work
on some music ideas,

and it was a closed session.

I still do.

It's just-- can we
talk about this later?

(SINGING) I just
forgot where I was.

You really got the
wrong bitch, OK?

I'm don't do all of
this [muted] right here.

I'm just-- I'm going to just
escort myself out of here

before I get real ugly.

Yeah, girl, it's funny.

I'm so scared of you
getting real ugly in here.

Show you how I'm feeling,
I ain't even mad.

[music playing]

(SINGING) Because it's
Christmas in the city.

And baby, I need you bad.

Knock, knock.

Not right now, Blare.

I do not have the time.

Well, it has nothing
to do with Mega.

As a matter of fact,
it's already a dead deal.

What can I do for you, Big Boss?

I'd like to start over.

Sure.

Is that it?

That's it.

Nice office.

Can you not-- can you stop it?

Stop it.

Wow.

The c-suite.

I love it.

Is that you?

Please, don't touch that.

You look so young.

What's that supposed to mean?

It just means, like, you look
the same, just younger here.

I mean, but you look great.

You look amazing both ways.

Like, then and now.

You look fantastic.

But I mean, but you also--

your brain is incredible, too.

Like you're smart.

The whole thing.

Full package person.

Any family photos?

No.

I don't have a family.

What do you mean?

Well, if you had read
the company newsletter,

like you said you
had, you would know

that I was in foster
care for 18 years.

You know what?

I'm going to let
you get back to it.

They'll fix that.

No worries about that.

I'm right down the hall.

Watch out.

So if you need anything,
I'm right here.

Just leave--

I'm right here.

Put it--

OK?

If you need anything, just
let me know, all right?

I'm leaving.

So how are you feeling today?

I'm fine.

I haven't drank like
that since college days.

[laughs]

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

Did you give Derek
back his necklace?

Oh, yes.

Quickly.

Smart girl.

[doorbell]

[music playing]

What now?

Ms. Tina, we need to talk.

$5 million?

It was a murder case, Tina.

And even though this
happened back in 1995,

and Donnell was found innocent
on more of the serious charges,

the law still says that they
can sue you for civil damages.

Well, I think they're trying to
extort us because we're famous.

This isn't right, Cameron.

I'm trying, Tina.

I promise, I'm trying.

But they are not budging.

Look, I need you to try harder.

This past year, we have
been in the news again.

We've lost a couple
of endorsement deals.

Money is a bit tight these days.

Babe, I need you to rub some
of that special edible oil

on my back so you
can lick it off.

Donnell.

Do you see that Cameron is here?

I see Cameron stinking
ass sitting right there.

Cameron, what do you want?

I was simply
explaining to Mrs. Tina

that the family is willing
to settle and move forward.

Yeah, but you're not smiling.

The family is seeking $5
million in restitution.

$5 million?

Cameron.

I'm not trying to buy
a damn football team.

Baby, look, look, I don't
give a damn what you say

or what they say.

I'm not putting up $5 million,
especially when I'm innocent.

I agree, Donnell.

I agree.

The number is absurd.

But we need to get on the other
side of this once and for all.

So write the check
and we'll cut back.

That's how you got to have it.

That's how you got to have it.

You're really enjoying
this, aren't you?

Yeah.

What is this?

It's dinner.

Eat it.

I'm going to have Frank
put a steak on the grill.

Dad told Frank to go home.

Why?

They should have

asked me about these burgers.

Bun B killin' this.

Let me get them fries.

I don't understand.

All right, kids, listen up.

I understand things are a little
different because we spoiled

y'all asses.

But from now on, I'm going
to need three things.

One, when you leave
any room in my house,

I need you to cut
the lights off.

Two, I don't want to see nobody
staring in my damn refrigerator

longer than five seconds
like it's a damn mirror.

Blare.

And three, if I catch anybody
touching my thermostat,

I'm going to break your thumbs.

Well, here's a great idea.

Why don't your mom and I come
visit you guys at your house.

No.

OK, what your dad
is trying to say--

No, what I'm saying--

With the case and with the
wedding happening next week,

we should kind of lay off.

Kelsey, my baby,
question for you.

You were the top selling
female artist last year, right?

Mm-hmm.

Sure was.

Why is it that your dad got to
still buy your bilingwa shoes?

Like, you got your own money.

It's Balenciaga, Daddy.

[laughs]

We're just trying not to be
overstretched with finances.

Do we have to have a plus one
because money is a little eh.

Well, Blare doesn't
have a plus one.

So that helps.

Are you kidding me?

Blare, what's up with that
little thang thang thing I

seen you with?

Oh, that little
thang thang thing.

You know what I'm saying?

Thang thang.

Yeah.

I mean, everything with her--

me and Jai, it's
really going good.

Going amazing.

What's wrong?

Are you having a
stroke or something?

Yeah.

Are you OK?

I'm concerned.

I'm fine, Mom.

Yeah, y'all are crazy.

Tina.

Yes.

Everyone, I have an
announcement to make

about our son, your
brother, Blare.

Bah, bah, bah, bah.

That boy's whipped.

[laughter]

He is whipped.

He's whipped.

I'm actually happy
for you, Blare.

Yeah, love is a beautiful thing.

It's a blessing.

And besides, Jayson and I
would love to have someone

to double date vacation with.

So I'm happy.

Never, and I mean never
have big booty chicks

bring bottles of BSB to
your lunch with your boss.

Who are you trying to impress?

I mean, that's a rookie move.

[laughs]

[doorbell]

Oh, my God.

Who is that at my door now?

I hope it another mouth to feed.

Lord.

I'll get it.

You want them fries?

Oh, that's probably Jayson.

[music playing]

Derek?

Yo, what up, Blare.

Sorry to stop by like this.

Is Jess here?

No.

Actually, she's not.

Good seeing you.

Hey, Blare, who is it?

Derek?

What are you doing here?

And what's all this?

My apologies, Mr. Nixon.

I was just coming by to
have a word with Jess.

I was trying to call her
and get her text, no return.

So I figured I'd stop
by and try my luck.

I was in the neighborhood.

Derek, my daughter
hasn't responded

to any of your calls and
texts because Jessica

is getting married.

There's another fish in the sea.

And we don't do the love
entanglement thing here.

All right, well, maybe no more.

But I think it's
best that you go.

Derek.

Why are you here?

You sent the necklace back.

Did I do something wrong?

What necklace?

Yeah, what necklace?

Oh.

The hell is he doing here?

Look, I didn't come
here to start no drama.

I was actually just leaving.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Post up.

I mean, ballsy as it
is for you to even

be here in the first place,
it must be important, right?

Derek bought me a
Bavari necklace for--

it was a wedding gift.

You sent my lady necklace.

Yo, what type of
[MUTED is you on dude?

Hey, Jayson.

Jayson.

OK.

Why am I just now
hearing about this?

No more secrets.

You remember saying that?

Yes.

I wasn't trying to
keep a secret, Jayson.

The last thing I want to do
is upset or disrespect you.

Look, once again, I did not
come here to start problems.

Just wanted to give Jess
something nice for her big day.

Don't sweat it.

I can see how gift of that
magnitude can be intimidating.

Oh, God.

Derek.

Sorry.

That's good.

What is going on?

You know what?

You came here last year
with the disrespect.

Ooh, they about to fight.

Jayson.

I let that [muted] slide.

Baby, say something.

This year, I want all the smoke.

Hey.

Hey.

Gentlemen.

You know I don't play
that in my house.

Now Jayson, don't let a [muted]
necklace come between you

on my daughter love.

You about to marry my baby.

She loves you a lot.

Derek, I think it's
really distasteful

that you come here to my house
and bring this young man's

future wife some jewelry
knowing that they

love each other a lot.

And I'm very disappointed in you
and I think you should leave.

You right.

I'm wrong about that one.

And my apologies to everyone.

Have a great night.

The both of you got
some crazy ass ex's.

I felt like I was on an
episode of Love and Flip-Flops.

Dad, It's Love a Hip Hop.

Hip hop.

I honestly thought I was doing
the right thing by not telling

you and just handling it.

I'm sorry.

No more secrets.

I promise.

[music playing]

I'm sorry.

Well, it happens.

Look at you.

Oh, babe, stop.

It's that lemon lime.

Like a lime margarita.

Oh, my.

[laughter]

Babe, I finna go over
here and start the car up.

OK, yeah.

We'll just talk for a second.

OK.

Hey, Blare, breakups
happen, baby, to everybody.

Don't trip.

Well, technically
it's not a breakup.

Blare, thanks for tonight, bro.

What's a family dinner
without family drama, right?

You can say that again.

Speaking of saying things.

Sis, you haven't
said much tonight.

Vince is a great
guy, but I just don't

feel like he's the guy for me.

And another one bites the dust.

Oh, would you shut up already?

I'm being serious.

Hey, Blare.

Kelsey, it's completely fine to
want to just focus on yourself

right now.

You're dope AF.

Did I say that right?

Yes.

Sometimes you just
got to love yourself,

until you find the right one.

What are you looking at?

Give me my phone back.

Is this her?

She is gorgeous.

Wow.

She's gorgeous.

She's not just gorgeous.

She's smart and funny,
and really dope.

And she's at Steak 48 right now.

She says Steak 48.

You should just go and meet her.

I should just go?

Yeah, you have to go.

But you can't go wearing that.

This is a $1,000 tracksuit.

I mean, it's a nice
tracksuit for a gym coach.

Blare, you never do a
suit, which is exactly why.

The stakes are high.

It's calling for
a suit right now.

Come on.

Right.

I'm not wearing a suit.

That sounds crazy.

OK, fine.

Anyway, you take care of it.

I've got to go take
care of Jayson.

But Blare, hey, be the Blare
we all know and love, OK?

Not the other one
you give the world.

Love you, sis.

Bye.

This game time.

I'm a stylist here.

OK.

I need you to wear a suit.

All right, I'm going
to wear a [muted] suit.

Are you going to wear a suit?

A suit.

I don't feel like you're ready.

I don't feel like--

are you ready for this or not?

OK, I'm ready.

Let's go.

[music playing]

I just wanted to apologize.

What happened at the
club was way out of line.

And I want you to know
that I respect you,

I respect your position,
and I respect your decision.

So my bad.

I think being in
the game so long,

it's turned me into
an egotistical jerk.

Oh, you think so?

I do.

I like what I'm hearing.

Continue.

Go.

I read up on you,
for real this time.

Thank you.

But I don't believe that
you read up on me at all.

I did.

I actually did.

No, you didn't.

You're an incredible person.

And I think I can
learn a lot from you.

Thank you.

Blare, I really do want to
help you in your company.

I really do believe in you.

I want you to win.

I want you to have artists
that are just thriving.

And I want you to out of debt.

Well, so you know, I'll
have a fresh budget

on your desk tomorrow morning.

I cut my spending down.

OK.

Two chains instead of three.

Ha.

OK.

[doorbell]

(SINGING) I want to freak you.

[knocking]

What is it now?

Oh, my God.

Oh.

No.

No.

No, no.

Donnell, go.

Go.

Go get the door.

Just go see who it is.

I can't believe you.

[music playing]

Tina.

Yes, Nancy.

This is disgustingly romantic.

Anyway.

I have been trying to get a
hold of Jayson and Jessica

to finish some last
minute details.

But they're not
answering my calls.

Last I knew, that they were
here for your drive-thru dinner.

They left hours ago, Nancy.

Really?

Oh, God.

What's this?

That malt liquor, hood juice.

Brown Sugar Bourbon.

That's for big dogs, OK?

That's not-- oh, what?

What is you-- what?

Whoa.

Whoa.

She taking my BSB
to the head, baby.

Nancy, are you OK?

We don't really know
where your lips been.

Ah.

Oh.

It's just that this
wedding has me in a tizzy.

And maybe having it at
my house was a bad idea.

I done did my part, all right?

I done the paid the total
cost of what you're supposed

to do to figure it out.

Now what you want us to do?

Why do you hate me so?

[sobs] Oh, God.

This is good liquor.

Oh, no.

That's BSB.

Ooh, I like BSB.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Yee-haw.

[music playing]

To Jai Turner.

Because she made it out the mud.

I got us out the mud, baby.

Made it out the mud, baby.

Woo.

Merry Christmas.

Woo.

All right, no more for me.

You ever a visit
the foster homes?

Just one.

Pamela, she is so dope.

One Halloween, I
wanted to be Left Eye,

so she put my hair
in colorful braids

and then she put
an eyepatch on me.

I was just like
a rainbow pirate.

It was not Left Eye at all.

I would pay to see that photo.

No.

Because you will blackmail
me, and I'm not doing that.

That is true.

That is very true.

I really wish this was the
Blare that I first met.

So do I.

Want to go somewhere?

What'd you have in mind?

Come on.

I'm down.

OK, follow me.

OK.

We need to call an Uber,
because I am feeling great.

This is the first
place that I stumbled

upon when I moved here.

I normally go to bars and venues
so I can hear what's hot, but--

thank you.

This is a vibe.

Oh, this place is
definitely a vibe.

And this ain't
even the best part.

[music playing]

So this is where
the real party is?

Every Wednesday, I come
here to blow off some steam.

And you're going up?

You're going up.

No.

There's no way in hell
I'm going up there.

Celebrate the holidays.

I forgot the words.

I haven't done the
words in years.

I don't know the words.

I mean, it's like
a song we know.

We'll figure it out.

Come on.

Alright, okay.

OK, ready?

OK.

Yeah.

(SINGING) It was December 24
on Hollis Ave in the dark.

When I see a man chilling
with his dog in the park.

I approach very
slowly with a heart

full of fear, looked at his
dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer.

It's Christmas time
in Hollis, Queens.

Mom's cooking chicken
and collard greens.

Rice and stuffing,
macaroni and cheese.

And Santa puts gifts
on the Christmas trees.

Decorate the house with
the lights at night.

Snow's on the snow
white so bright.

In the fireplace
is the yule log.

Beneath the mistletoe
as we drink eggnog.

[music playing]

Oh, my goodness.

Is this kopi luwak?

I didn't poison it or anything.

Not today.

[laughs]

Are you OK?

Oh, of course.

I just have been having
trouble sleeping,

and your couch is
very comfortable.

That's all.

OK.

I just don't have a lot
of friends that I trust.

Well, we're not friends.

But if you need
to talk, I'm here.

And, Tina.

Yes.

If you breathe a word of this
to anyone, I'll deny it all.

I wouldn't expect anything less.

(SINGING) Ring,
ring, ring, ring.

Ring, ring, ring, ring.

Oh.

ring the bells for Christmas.

Ring, ring, ring, ring.

Ring, ring, ring, ring.

Oh.

Ring, ring, ring, ring.

Oh.

Ring the bell for Christmas.

Jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh.

Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh.

Over the place we go,
laughing all the way.

Bells on bobtails ring,
making spirits bright.

What fun it is to ride and
sing a sleighing song tonight.

Oh, jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun is to ride in
a one-horse open sleigh.

Ring, ring, ring, ring.

[music playing]

I just don't understand why they
have to come here to my home

before they go to the church.

Because we're caravanning.

That's what Black folks do.

We meet and we go over to the--

I know what Black folks do.

We don't have to caravan.

Do you really?

And why are you
carrying that liquor?

Where are you
taking that liquor?

That's Donnell's cousin.

Leave him alone.

I just don't understand why
this is happening right now.

This is not what I planned.

You know what?

Oh, wow.

Sometimes plans don't matter.

Wow.

Did you see that?

Nancy, we talked
about you relaxing.

Well, I'm trying--
I can't relax when--

oh, wow.

I don't even know what to say.

Sweet lady, where's
the facilities?

Well, my stomach is bubbling.

That Holy water got
my stomach bubbling.

I had to have a
conversation with God.

I said, God, we've
got to get alkaline.

He said, what does that mean?

I said, we're switching to Fiji.

We're going to Fiji.

Pastor, the bathroom is right
down the hallway to the left.

Sharing is caring.

You know what I mean?

If you refresh what Pastor
Williams, you're refreshed.

I think that's what?

11:29 Proverbs?

Sure.

Amen.

He's a pimp.

You have a pimp
marrying our children.

A pimp.

A stone cold-blooded pimp.

I want to actually thank
all y'all for being here.

I mean, why wouldn't
you be here?

It's your sister, your daughter.

That's right.

You paying for it.

That's right.

All of it.

That's right.

It's really expensive.

Hey, after everything we've
been through together,

we couldn't do nothing
but be here, man.

We here with you forever, bro.

I don't look nervous, do I?

Nervous as hell.

You look nervous, man.

Yes.

Congratulations, Jayson.

I'm proud of you.

Very proud of you.

And Blare, here's a thought.

Here's a thought.

Just a thought, all right?

Since Jessica and Jayson
is walking down the aisle,

why don't you and Jai
exchange vows too?

I mean-- I mean--

No.

May as well.

Hey, Relax.

Two weddings for
the price of one.

We here.

You already dressed.

Come on now.

Come on.

I'm taking it slow,
like you said.

For the first time.

I understand.

I understand, but just
think about it, son.

Hey, listen, real talk.

We love seeing you in love,
B. It's a good look, man.

Don't try to fight it, bro.

Is it this the best man?

Are you auditioning
right now, man?

Come on, man.

I'm keeping it light guys.

Keeping it light--
taking it slow.

Lex, I'm so glad you made it.

Barely.

[laughter]

But I could not imagine this
entire experience without you

by my side.

Oh, now you know I was not about
to miss my sis getting married.

Oh, but girl, getting
here was not a joke.

A helicopter, two
planes and a camel.

I'm exhausted.

(SINGING) Big love
to the bride to be.

I've been down and you
were always down for me.

The me just became a we.

And tomorrow, it'll
be a whole family.

So big love to the bride to be.

[music playing]

Don, you are right back there?

Man, do not eat spam casserole.

Spam casserole?

Donnell.

Donnell, get over here.

Now before we begin, there is
a collection plate going round.

Now most of you young
folk call it the bag.

I'm getting the bag.

But in the Bible, it
says to honor your wealth

with the fruits
and all the crops.

I think is 3:9 Proverbs.

Amen.

Just because of
the wedding, don't

mean you don't have to pay
your dues to the pastor.

OK?

I love Louis Vuitton
watches and chains.

And my CashApp is all money
is good money Pastor Williams.

My, God.

He's despicable.

I am so calling the
FBI on this heathen.

We're gathered here to
celebrate a union between PYT.

PYT, pretty young thing.

Pretty young thing, Jessica.

And the boy.

OK, now I'm going to get
to it now, all right?

Love is kind.

Love is precious.

Amen.

When you are invested
in the scholarship

fund of Pastor Williams,
everything will be just fine.

There ain't no mountain
you can't climb.

Ain't no valley too low.

Be strong in your journey,
and I promise you this.

Your tenure will last
longer than Jon Gruden

for the Raiders.

And I love that silver and gray.

Amen.

Now getting back to this hair.

If you got something
to say about my hair

or if I'm still pimping,
or you got something

against these people over
here getting married,

you better forever
hold your peace

or you got to throw these hand.

I put that Bible down.

We throw these hands
in the name of Jesus.

Well, what you
looking at me for?

Pastor, just move it along.

Move it along.

Now getting back to the word.

A wedding vow is
a sacred promise

between two people that's
in love with commitment

for the rest of their lives.

And don't chicken out now, son.

And stop snitching.

Amen.

And now the vows.

(SINGING) Can I do
forever with you, babe?

Ever and ever.

You are my forever queen, baby.

Ever and ever.

Ever and ever and ever.

Ah.

Damn, I said vows, son,
not Brian McKnight.

That was so beautiful.

I've always strived
for perfection.

I thought that if I lived
life the proper way that I'd

achieve true happiness.

But when you walked
into my world,

I learned that life is so
much more than perfection.

Jayson, you taught me
how to face my fears.

You've allowed me to be myself.

Jayson, I have never
known love like I do now.

There's no one anywhere
that I'd rather

spend the rest of my life with.

The rings, please.

PYT, do you take this man to be
your lawfully wedded husband?

Always and forever ever.

Young Brian
McKnight, do you take

PYT, the pretty young thing, to
be your lawfully wedded wife?

I kind of like the PYT thing.

I kind of dig it.

All day, every day.

I now pronounce you Mr.
and Mrs. Shannon Nixon.

[applause]

[cheering]

[music playing]

(SINGING) Have yourself
a merry little Christmas.

Let your heart be light.

From now on, our troubles
will be out of sight.

Yes.

Have yourself a merry
little Christmas.

Make the yuletide gay.

So while we raise our glasses
one more time to Jessica

and Jayson, whose mother
is a Republican still

to this day, who voted
for Bush, who still wears

the great makeup-- all right.

All right.

Warm round of applause for
Jessica and Jayson, ladies

and gentlemen.

That's my baby.

I'm sorry.

I'm a little bit tipsy.

God knew what was
going to happen.

Baby, I'm coming home.

We love you, Ms. Nancy.

Take a hike.

All right.

I got him.

Take a hike.

All right now.

It's all right.

All right.

Oh.

All you can do is laugh.

Dang, but you do though,
just a little bit.

I am definitely the coach.

Oh, OK.

Well, you can be daddy's coach.

Vick, I really respect what
you're doing in the NFL.

Thank you.

You're a good player.

But my daughter
only has one daddy.

And that daddy is me.

Yes.

Oh, no disrespect, legend.

Thank you, Vick.

Come on, baby.

Cut a rug with your
old man right quick.

I said cut a rug, right?

Old school.

Vick, I'm watching you.

Ready to meet the family?

Yep.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Jayson, Jessica.

Yeah.

This is Jai.

Oh, wow.

The infamous Jai.

The infamous.

So nice to meet you.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Beautiful couple.

Beautiful, Blare.

Thank you very much.

Now this is the good
part of the family.

Uh, guys.

Kels, fam, I would like
you all to meet Jai.

Hello.

Hello, everybody.

Hey.

[music playing]

[music playing]

(SINGING) I just wanted
to let you to know

you're so damn fine.

Let you know your special,
'cause it's Christmas time.

Oh, yeah.

Tear them presents open, put
on a coat you might get frozen.

You're going to be hot.

You're going to be glowing.

Oh, yeah.

Under the mistletoe, kissing
the gifts that I give you.

You gonna shine.

Cause girl when it's cold
in the snow and your love

will be glowing 'cause this
time I'm buying you diamonds,

I'm buying you
diamonds, for Christmas.

I want to let you know that
you are special in my life.

Every day it's Christmas
with you every single night.

It's true.

I got to keep you.

I'm gone see, shinning
for Christmas.

Keep you shining.

I want to see you.

Girl, you're killing--

You know how many nights I
had to pump your mama to get

y'all in there so she could
push y'all out of there.

I just wanted you to
know you're so damn fine.

Let you know your special,
'cause it's Christmas time.

Oh, yeah.

Tear them presents open, put
on a coat you might get frozen.

You're gone to be hot
you gone be glowing.

Oh, yeah.

Under the mistletoe, kissing
the gifts that I give you.

You gonna shine.

[music playing]