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Welcome back, Eugenie.
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Hello again, sweet Candy.
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What wishes can I grant you today?
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Why don't you get me the
shy Catholic school girl?
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Your wish is my command.
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Ah, there she is.
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Hi!
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You asked for me?
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I sure did.
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Have you been a naughty school girl?
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Yeah.
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You know what I do to naughty
little school girls,
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don't you?
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Are you gonna spank my ass?
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I sure am.
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Now bend over and lift up that skirt.
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Your wishes my command.
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*
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Oh!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, oh.
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*
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Oh, ow!
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*
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I'm king of the world!
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Fuck you.
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*
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Wait, is it, is that a new tattoo?
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Yeah, I just got it yesterday.
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You like it?
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Yeah, you need to be punished for that, too.
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Oh!
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*
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You know what I want youth do now?
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Your wish is my command.
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See that big black one over there?
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Oh, no, not that one.
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Yeah, that's right, that one.
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I want you to make that one disappear.
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All of it?
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No, just the tip.
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Yeah, all of it.
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But that's gonna hurt.
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You need to be punished.
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Now sit on it.
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Your wishes my command.
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*
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Oh!
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*
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Good thing I didn�t step in it.
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Hey, check it out, chips.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, chips.
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Check out what�s in the box.
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She said she's gonnabuy us dinner anyway.
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Oh, yeah, let's see what's in here.
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Hopefully there�s some candy.
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Oh, yeah, there is candy, look at this.
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Look at this.
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That's what I�m talking about.
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Nice, wow.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let me see that.
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Sweet smell of the summer, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's have some of those chips.
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Oh, shit, she's here.
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Oh, shit!
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Put it back.
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Hey, come on guys, it's the one upstairs.
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*
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You moving in?
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Gee, how'd you guess?
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Well, duh, I mean, you got movers,
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moving boxes, moving trucks.
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It doesn't take a brain surgeon.
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That much is true.
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What's that smell?
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I don't smell anything.
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You know what, it's probably the gardener.
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He always smells a little funky.
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Oh, and um, it's, it's Gene.
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With an N.
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Okay.
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*
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(moaning)
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I like that.
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Do you like that?
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*
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Surprise!
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Oh, Gene, ah, goddamn.
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Doesn't anyone fucking knock anymore?
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Dude, come on.
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Dude, get the fuck out,
close the door, God.
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Whatever you're doing, I
have something to show you.
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Unless, unless it�s a Catholic school girl
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I don't wanna see it.
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It's better.
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I'm sorry.
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Where were we?
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*
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Like that?
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Yeah.
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It is all in.
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You're all in.
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Are you done yet?
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Dude, shut up.
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You're making me lose my concentration.
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Dude, just try a different video,
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it's probably not working for you,
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that's what I do.
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It's, it's not a video,
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it's a real life chick.
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It's, it's a real babe?
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Yeah, it's a real life chick.
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Let me see.
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Dude, get out, get out of here, man.
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Oh, dude, come on.
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This is costing me2.99 a minute here.
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Dude, come on, man.
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I'll show you later.
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Whatever.
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Later.
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I, I guess you've
been punished enough, Candy.
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If you're a naughty girl tomorrow
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I'll give you a call back, okay?
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All right.
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I'm just gonna go see what
the boys are up to
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in the locker room.
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I think they just finished
football practice.
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You nasty, naughty little...
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Man.
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*
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What's up, dude?
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Ohhhh.
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*
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Dude, what's that smell?
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Gardener.
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Oh.
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So what are you doing?
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Making a salad or something?
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Dude, what I discovered
last night is the closest thing
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that we'll get to the real thing,
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that'll actually feel like the real thing.
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Okay, so what is it?
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Okay, dude, you know that movie
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where the guys sticks his dick
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in the warm apple pie and
it's supposed to feel
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like the real thing?
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Well that is a total bunch of shit, man.
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'Cause I tried it.
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I burned my dick for like, a week,
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it hurt to piss.
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And there I was just icing the sausage away
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and then I realized what�s wet,
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smooth and soft?
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All together.
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A cherry pie?
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No, dude.
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A tomato!
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Dude, 'cause if you
get one of the ripe ones,
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like, you get those
little ridges at the end of it
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and they give you that extra sensation.
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Okay, so what are the bananas for?
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You're not gonna tell me it�s to
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shove up your ass or something, is it?
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No.
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It's for us to eat.
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Wait a minute.
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How do you know what the
real thing feels like anyway?
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Dude, you just gotta trust
me on this one, okay?
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Dude, I'm not fucking a tomato.
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Dude, don't knock it until you try it.
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Check it out,
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just carve out one of these tomatoes,
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you know, just carve it right
through the center.
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All right, depending on the
size of your little Wang,
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you know, you can make it big or small
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and then you can slide it on in there.
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Look.
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This.
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*
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Or you could just like, hump
away, all right?
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*
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Dude.
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I bet if you use this it would have only
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taken you a minute or two.
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I would have been here earlier, but like,
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the damn stop sign wouldn�t change.
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Must be broken or something.
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Dude, you interrupted my online date
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with a hot babe for this?
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Speaking of hot babes,
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have you seen our hot new neighbor?
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Dude, we have a hot new neighbor?
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Dude, we've got a hot new neighbor!
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No way!
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Dude, dude, dude.
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(whispering)
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Holy shit.
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Oh, man, that's hot.
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You're telling me.
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Dude.
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Dude, I just want a slice of that.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Yeah.
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Dude, do we still have those pizza coupons
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in the kitchen?
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Where are you gonna go?
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Anywhere but this whorehouse.
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You're not being reasonable.
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It wasn't like you think.
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Yeah, yeah, once you go black, baby.
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I never go back, that's really good.
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(moaning)
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Can we at least talk about it?
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You know what, no, I'm
done talking about it, okay?
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Just pack up my shit,
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I'll be back for it in a couple days.
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Where are you gonna be?
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Can I call you?
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* I don't need *
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* A shot of whiskey
* I don't need *
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* A reservoir * What I need
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* Is to be ready when love
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* When love tries
* To be found *
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Yeah, that's us.
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Yeah, yeah, we'd like to order
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a large pepperoni pizza with
everything on it.
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Yeah, everything.
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Combination?
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Okay, I'll take a pepperoni combination,
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whatever.
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Yeah, I got a coupon right here.
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Hold on a second.
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Dude, this dude over here is asking me
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if we want six or twelve slices.
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Dude, I'm pretty hungry.
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Yeah, me too.
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Six ain't gonna be enough, huh?
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I'm ordering 12.
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Make it 12, yeah.
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You're gonna have to make that 12 slices.
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Yeah, okay, thanks.
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Wait, hold the tomatoes.
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Come on dude, it'll just
be for a couple days.
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Just till I get my shit straightened out.
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Can't do it, buddy.
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Michelle won�t go for it.
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If it was my place you know I'd tell you
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to come on over.
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Yeah, yeah, pussy.
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* I don't need *
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* A shot of whiskey
* I don't need *
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* A reservoir * All I need *
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Oh, she's coming.
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All right let's put a
little screw right here...
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To complete the game successfully
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you must transfer the entire blocks of wood
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onto another peg without putting
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a larger one on top of a smaller one.
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*
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Dude, I got it.
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Check it out.
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Dude!
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You're a genius.
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I know, I know.
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Pizza's here, dude.
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*
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Large combination, hold the tomatoes.
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That's us.
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That'll be 19.95not including tip.
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Wait a minute.
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There's a couple slices missing.
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Your roommate took 'em.
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Who?
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Thanks for the lunch, queers.
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00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,266
He's not my roommate.
283
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:17,066
Stupid pizza guy.
284
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,866
Keep the change.
285
00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:19,999
Really?
286
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,532
Don't mention it, man.
287
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:25,932
Did that prick intercept our food again?
288
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:27,166
Yeah.
289
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,999
Dude, we gotta get him
back one of these days.
290
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,266
Yo, maybe we should like,
291
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:34,166
order some shitty food someday.
292
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,232
So that way when he takes it and eats it,
293
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:38,666
it'll be shit.
294
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,699
Dude, you rock.
295
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,367
I know.
296
00:17:40,368 --> 00:17:45,932
* All I need * Is to
be ready * When love
297
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:52,732
* Finally conquers me *
298
00:17:52,733 --> 00:18:00,733
*
299
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:04,166
In local news today a jumper stood
on the side of a cliff
300
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,266
threatening to jump in a 45 minute standoff
301
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:09,199
with local authorities.
302
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,932
I bet you a buck that guy won't jump.
303
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,132
You're on dude, you're on dude.
304
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,632
We're sorry to say it did not end well.
305
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,999
The man ended up jumping after a
failed attempt to save him.
306
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,399
Ah, you lose, sucker.
307
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,532
Dammit.
308
00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,499
Oh, yeah.
309
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,099
I'm just kidding, homey, I'm not taking it.
310
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:35,199
Dude, dude, you won fair and square.
311
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,232
I'm just fucking with you.
312
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:38,099
I saw this video earlier today.
313
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,299
So did I.
314
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:42,366
I didn't think the
idiot was gonna jump again.
315
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:48,532
*
316
00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:52,332
Dude, what's six inches
long, has a bald head on it,
317
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,599
green, and chicks can�t get enough of it?
318
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,766
My dick!
319
00:18:56,767 --> 00:19:04,767
*
320
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,432
Dude.
321
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:10,666
What's the difference between a job
322
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,299
and your wife?
323
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,166
What?
324
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:19,099
After five years your job still sucks.
325
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,532
That's totally true.
326
00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:22,566
Okay, all right.
327
00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:23,832
What's the difference, dude,
328
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,132
between sin and shame?
329
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,100
Dude, I don't know, what?
330
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:29,299
It's a sin to put it in,
331
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:32,499
and a shame to pull it out.
332
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,799
Dude, dude, dude.
333
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,632
What's the difference
between hard and light?
334
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:38,832
What?
335
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,399
You can always go to
sleep with the light on.
336
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:47,632
*
337
00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,032
This is the life.
338
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:50,766
You said it, dude.
339
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:53,432
Kicking back with a buddy, eating pizza,
340
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:54,732
watching TV.
341
00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:57,599
Dude, who needs girls?
342
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,099
Yeah, who needs girls?
343
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:08,100
*
344
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,766
Dude.
345
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:12,666
It's not like I don't
enjoy our hangouts and shit,
346
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:13,966
but I gotta get me a chick.
347
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:16,132
Yeah, me too.
348
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,899
I'm going broke being single.
349
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,666
Yeah.
350
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,499
Hey, you know what would be cool?
351
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,366
If a couple girls knocked on
our door right now.
352
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:28,599
One for me and one for you.
353
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,099
Yeah, dude, be like, invite them in
354
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,799
and then touch them, kiss them,
355
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,666
and then make love to them.
356
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,432
Oh, and shower with them and stuff.
357
00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:38,933
Dude.
358
00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:40,032
Yeah.
359
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:42,732
And then cook with them.
360
00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:44,732
Cook with them?-Yeah, dude.
361
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:45,866
Dude, you don't know
what you�re talking about.
362
00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,866
Dude, chicks dig that shit.
363
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,832
It's like watching porn for us.
364
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:54,232
Yeah, porn.
365
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,033
(knocking)
366
00:20:55,034 --> 00:21:03,034
*
367
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,000
What's up, loser?
368
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:13,699
Hey, Mike, what are you doing here?
369
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,999
What's up, bro?
370
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,932
Faggot.
371
00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:19,499
You still alive?
372
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,632
Yeah.
373
00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:23,432
What are you doing here?-I don't know.
374
00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:25,299
Looks like I'm gonna be staying
here for a little while.
375
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,066
What happened with you and Amy?
376
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:31,699
We broke up.
377
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,000
What, I mean, what happened?
378
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,366
She's just a fucking liar and a cheater.
379
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,399
How'd you, how'd you find that out?
380
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,199
(sputtering)
381
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,532
God.
382
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:47,732
How'd you find out?
383
00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:49,832
Look, check it out.
384
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:54,066
I call her last night just to
ask her where she is, right?
385
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:58,999
She tells me she's out with her
best friend, Jennifer.
386
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,266
Okay, so?
387
00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:02,299
I was with Jennifer.
388
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:05,067
Oh.
389
00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:21,332
The fuck is that smell?
390
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:24,832
I can't believe he�d just leave like that.
391
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,566
You know, we talk about this
sort of thing in bed
392
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:27,999
all the time.
393
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:28,933
He'll be back.
394
00:22:28,934 --> 00:22:31,099
Just give him some time to cool off.
395
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,299
Yeah, well, for all I
know he was cheating, too.
396
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,632
How do you know that, Ames?
397
00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:37,766
Last night when he called l
told him I was with Jennifer.
398
00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:39,466
And?
399
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,366
He was with Jennifer.
400
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:44,132
Okay, well, doesn't she
take swimming lessons from him?
401
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,666
Whose side are you on?
402
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,566
Oh, God.
403
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,332
God, you guys suck.
404
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,966
Yeah, bro, low shot, yeah.
405
00:22:51,967 --> 00:22:52,767
All right.
406
00:22:52,768 --> 00:22:54,733
Bedroom's mine.
407
00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:02,932
That, that's the, that's my room, bro.
408
00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:03,733
You still wet the bed?
409
00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:05,399
Yeah, I do.
410
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,199
Great.
411
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,233
(indistinct conversation)
412
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,999
Don't forget your girlfriend.
413
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,666
Yeah.
414
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,166
Burn.
415
00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:20,799
Can I talk to you for a second?
416
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,033
You just got burned.
417
00:23:27,033 --> 00:23:28,299
Dude.
418
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,266
First he comes over without asking
419
00:23:30,267 --> 00:23:32,232
and then he makes himself at home
420
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:34,066
and now he's taking over my room?
421
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,499
Dude, he just broke up with his girlfriend.
422
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,699
Yeah, I wonder why.
423
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,932
Come on, just take it easy, it'll be okay.
424
00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:41,900
They'll probably get back together
425
00:23:41,901 --> 00:23:43,499
by the end of the day.
426
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,332
Dude, I know he�s your brother and all,
427
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:46,599
but he's an asshole.
428
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,866
Hey, come on...
429
00:23:47,867 --> 00:23:49,332
There's already one asshole in the complex,
430
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,166
we don't need another one.
431
00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:53,266
It'll be okay.
432
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,132
I'll think of something, I'll
think of something,
433
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,232
I always do.
434
00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:57,966
What about my online
gig with Candy Cane, huh?
435
00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:00,132
He's totally cramping my style.
436
00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:02,232
All right, all right, I'll
think of something, okay?
437
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:06,232
I'll take care of it.
438
00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:08,299
Just have a tomato.
439
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:16,300
*
440
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:29,566
Dude, get up.
441
00:24:29,567 --> 00:24:31,899
It's midnight.
442
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,766
Dude, let's go.
443
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:36,066
Hurry, hurry up, you're
gonna miss her again.
444
00:24:36,067 --> 00:24:44,067
*
445
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,366
Dude, are you getting this?
446
00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:32,299
Oh, yeah.
447
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:36,566
You can see her boobs.
448
00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:38,432
You can see her whole
body, I'm gonna get it
449
00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:41,966
all up here in my head for later.
450
00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:46,832
Yes.
451
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:48,999
Dude.
452
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,066
Oh I love you, Sarah.
453
00:25:50,067 --> 00:25:53,466
Dude, how do you know her name?
454
00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:54,799
I don't.
455
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,399
Oh, dude.
456
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,899
Oh, dude, check it out, she's
doing the breast stroke.
457
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,632
Yeah.
458
00:26:02,633 --> 00:26:05,032
I don't know if that�s actually
the breast stroke,
459
00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:07,432
but her boobs are showing.
460
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,699
It's gotta Bethe breast stroke, right?
461
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,199
It's the breast stroke.
462
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:18,200
*
463
00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:25,532
Caught myself there.
464
00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:33,533
*
465
00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:41,232
Dude, she's getting out.
466
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,699
She's putting her robe on.
467
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:51,266
*
468
00:26:51,267 --> 00:26:53,632
Oh, dude, she's leaving.
469
00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:55,632
(frantic whispering)
470
00:26:55,633 --> 00:26:59,199
Dude, I'm zooming in, zooming
in, I'm zooming in,
471
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,200
zooming in, I'm zooming in...
472
00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:07,699
All right, all right, I got it.
473
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,766
Got it, got it, got it.
474
00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:16,132
*
475
00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:16,767
What can I tell you?
476
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:21,366
I love food.
477
00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:23,699
That's exactly why when l hear that music...
478
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,299
Dude, I can't figure out this puzzle.
479
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,266
All the pieces look the same.
480
00:27:28,267 --> 00:27:33,266
Dude, just work it from the center out.
481
00:27:33,267 --> 00:27:35,299
And how important food is to them.
482
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:36,632
Well, food is so important to me
483
00:27:36,633 --> 00:27:38,866
because I grew up with my whole family
484
00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,166
dealing with food.
485
00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:41,766
My family was at food places all the time,
486
00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:44,599
you would have thought their
middle name was buffet.
487
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,532
And it was great because typically around.
488
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,499
Christmastime most of the kids in families
489
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,899
would always get sweaters.
490
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:53,599
My family got insulin shots!
491
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,966
I tell you what, I grew up with my dad
492
00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:58,966
taking me to his workplace, which
he worked with food.
493
00:27:58,967 --> 00:28:01,666
He enjoyed working with snack bar areas.
494
00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:03,332
And I would always come into help him out
495
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:06,099
during the part time high school career
496
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,732
and he would have these big, like,
497
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,832
little um, big, little,
498
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:11,566
he would have these mustard containers
499
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:14,232
and ketchup containers and
then l would to go the freezer
500
00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:16,132
and I would get those big, huge
501
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:18,766
buckets of mustard and I
purposely would wait
502
00:28:18,767 --> 00:28:21,232
until he wasn't looking and
I would take the mustard,
503
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,599
I would set it down like so,
504
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,966
and I would take this big, huge container
505
00:28:23,967 --> 00:28:25,166
and I would just dump it down
506
00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:26,432
and there'd be mustard everywhere
507
00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:28,866
and it's like yellow
going crazy, I loved it.
508
00:28:28,867 --> 00:28:30,866
That was one of my experiences with food.
509
00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:34,832
And then he also volunteered for
the Federation of the Blind.
510
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:37,699
And I was very happy about
that so I one day pitched in
511
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:38,732
with one of their fundraisers.
512
00:28:38,733 --> 00:28:40,832
We had a barbecue fundraiser plate
513
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,732
and the barbecue was like an assembly line
514
00:28:42,733 --> 00:28:44,199
that I was standing and my job was
515
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,566
to do the desserts.
516
00:28:45,567 --> 00:28:47,666
The barbecue would
whish right in front of me
517
00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:49,432
and I would smell all the barbecue
518
00:28:49,433 --> 00:28:53,699
all through my nostrils and
I just wanted to eat some.
519
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,866
How'd you homos sleep?
520
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,699
I didn't.
521
00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:01,067
Oh, you guys didn�t keep each other warm?
522
00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:07,099
What do you losers do all day, huh?
523
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:08,666
How do you even pay rent?
524
00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:12,232
I work at the movie theaters and Eugene...
525
00:29:12,233 --> 00:29:13,899
Well, he just got canned.
526
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:16,866
But he's gonna get a new job soon, right?
527
00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:18,199
What happened?
528
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,932
Why'd McDonald�s fire you?
529
00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:22,832
Trying to stick a little
wiener in a McBagel?
530
00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:23,633
Burn.
531
00:29:23,634 --> 00:29:26,899
It wasn't a McDonald's.
532
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:29,099
It was a Taco Bell, there's a difference.
533
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,900
Oh, that is a lot better.
534
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:35,466
What is this?
535
00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:37,232
It's a game of mind and strategy.
536
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:38,866
So what you gotta do,
537
00:29:38,867 --> 00:29:40,032
you gotta try to move those blocks
538
00:29:40,033 --> 00:29:41,866
from one peg to the other without getting
539
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:44,166
one of the bigger ones on
top of the smaller ones.
540
00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,066
Yeah, figured it out in 15 seconds.
541
00:29:46,067 --> 00:29:47,899
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
542
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,866
An Oreo in here, I wanna
put crepes in here,
543
00:29:49,867 --> 00:29:51,532
and I want a cherry here, I love it!
544
00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:53,266
I just gotta have some more.
545
00:29:53,267 --> 00:29:56,366
I love fried food sand it's delicious.
546
00:29:56,367 --> 00:29:59,666
And speaking of foods we actually
have our food pyramid,
547
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:02,066
which typically people
call the food pyramid,
548
00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:04,966
and today we have, we're
gonna start at the top,
549
00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,232
we have fats.
550
00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:08,432
Speaking of which, here he is, okay,
551
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:09,732
and he's out of here.
552
00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:12,199
All right, we have
milk, yogurt, and cheese group.
553
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,499
Moo!
554
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,699
And then we have our meat, poultry, fish,
555
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,732
dry beans because wet ones are bad,
556
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,266
wet ones are real bad.
557
00:30:19,267 --> 00:30:21,066
I like, speaking, I usually get wet ones
558
00:30:21,067 --> 00:30:22,366
from the beans.
559
00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:24,732
I tell you what, we also have
our vegetable group.
560
00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:27,399
Come on in here.
561
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,633
Okay, I guess that�s another
way of doing it.
562
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:37,232
Right.
563
00:30:37,233 --> 00:30:38,399
All right.
564
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,732
I'm going to work.
565
00:30:40,733 --> 00:30:41,400
Later, bro.
566
00:30:41,401 --> 00:30:43,032
Hey, bro, pound it.
567
00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:44,566
Stop.
568
00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:48,799
All right, yeah.
569
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,032
What?
570
00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:53,566
(indistinct yelling from TV)
571
00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:55,199
We start off with our cake group.
572
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,899
Mmm, I gotta have some
cake because cake is delicious,
573
00:30:58,900 --> 00:30:59,966
I love it.
574
00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:03,032
And then we have the cookie group.
575
00:31:03,033 --> 00:31:05,599
I love some cookies, they're great.
576
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,199
And then we have the do nut group.
577
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,632
I love it.
578
00:31:11,633 --> 00:31:15,032
And then we have, finally,
579
00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:18,266
the Teddy Ruxpin group, delicious.
580
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:19,432
Dude.-Huh?
581
00:31:19,433 --> 00:31:22,699
We gotta figure out a way to make money.
582
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:23,966
Dude, yeah.
583
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:27,832
Make money and get chicks.
584
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:32,899
Yeah, make money, get
chicks, and get laid.
585
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,966
No, no, no.
586
00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:38,632
Get money, get chicks,
587
00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:41,566
get laid, and have sex.
588
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,632
Yeah, having sex with real girls.
589
00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:52,633
*
590
00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:08,566
Dude, what are you writing?
591
00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:10,732
I'm filling out a job application.
592
00:32:10,733 --> 00:32:12,099
I'm gonna get a job at the mall
593
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,966
where all the hip dudes hang.
594
00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,232
And once I get in with
them l'll hook you up.
595
00:32:16,233 --> 00:32:17,366
Nice.
596
00:32:17,367 --> 00:32:21,233
Yeah.
597
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:25,699
Okay.
598
00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:29,299
I got stuck on some stupid questions.
599
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:32,132
Common "kuh-now ledge".
600
00:32:32,133 --> 00:32:34,432
What the fuck does that even mean?
601
00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:38,266
Okay, so who�s the current president
602
00:32:38,267 --> 00:32:40,366
of the United States?
603
00:32:40,367 --> 00:32:43,266
It's that Irish dude, isn't it?
604
00:32:43,267 --> 00:32:43,833
You know.
605
00:32:43,834 --> 00:32:45,466
O'Reilly?
606
00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:48,732
O'Ryan?
607
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,199
Dude, you know this.
608
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,166
Dude, you took geography, you know this.
609
00:32:52,167 --> 00:32:55,600
Uhhh...
610
00:32:57,667 --> 00:33:00,199
Oh, oh, oh!
611
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,332
Obama, right?
612
00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:06,067
Dude, I knew you had it, yes.
613
00:33:08,133 --> 00:33:10,066
Okay, all right.
614
00:33:10,067 --> 00:33:14,000
So what's the capital of California?
615
00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:17,432
Dude, C.
616
00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:20,299
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, duh, duh,
617
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,999
I mean, I knew that, I knew that.
618
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:29,632
*
619
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:31,966
All right, sign here.
620
00:33:31,967 --> 00:33:33,332
Here?
621
00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,532
Since when did they start adding
that to applications?
622
00:33:35,533 --> 00:33:41,932
What the... What's my sign?
623
00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:43,466
How do you like the place?
624
00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:45,632
Well, it's pretty cute, pretty cute.
625
00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:46,866
Yeah, I like it a lot.
626
00:33:46,867 --> 00:33:48,199
So you ready to have some fun
627
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,432
before you get in
another controlling relationship?
628
00:33:50,433 --> 00:33:52,366
Oh, I am so ready.
629
00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:53,566
That's what I wanna hear.
630
00:33:53,567 --> 00:33:55,032
You're gonna have fun with us.
631
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,932
Hey, did I tell you that this place has got
632
00:33:56,933 --> 00:33:57,933
a pool in the back?
633
00:33:57,933 --> 00:33:58,767
No way.
634
00:33:58,768 --> 00:34:01,399
That's where I'll be.
635
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,099
You don't think this
complex has any perverts in it,
636
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,732
do you?
637
00:34:04,733 --> 00:34:06,132
I don't think so.
638
00:34:06,133 --> 00:34:08,566
Oh, well, too bad.
639
00:34:08,567 --> 00:34:10,366
Oh, my God.
640
00:34:10,367 --> 00:34:11,532
Well, let's get you moved in.
641
00:34:11,533 --> 00:34:13,266
All right.
642
00:34:13,267 --> 00:34:21,267
*
643
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:37,833
Hey, loser.
644
00:34:37,834 --> 00:34:38,999
What's the matter?
645
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,632
Blow up doll still hasn�t arrived yet?
646
00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:41,999
Hey, Rock, I heard California
647
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,966
just legalized same sex marriage.
648
00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:45,332
You must be thrilled.
649
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,966
The fuck did you just say?
650
00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:53,166
*
651
00:34:53,167 --> 00:34:56,500
Rock?
652
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:16,466
Idiot can't even spell.
653
00:35:16,467 --> 00:35:20,033
What a loser.
654
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:32,699
Yeah.
655
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:37,566
That's how you spell posers.
656
00:35:37,567 --> 00:35:44,966
*
657
00:35:44,967 --> 00:35:47,299
Dude, maybe we are losers.
658
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:55,300
*
659
00:35:57,433 --> 00:35:59,199
Dude, look.
660
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,499
*
661
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,832
You never see chicks like
that hanging around video gamers.
662
00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:08,599
No, they don't.
663
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,999
You never see 'em hanging out with Trekkies.
664
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,266
No, they don't.
665
00:36:15,267 --> 00:36:17,699
And it definitely doesn't help
666
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:22,399
that we didn't even know who
Admiral Spark was.
667
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:27,999
*
668
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,599
So who do they hang out with?
669
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,866
*
670
00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:35,199
Dude, dude, dude,
671
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,666
go back to the channel that the
chicks were hanging out in.
672
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:38,633
Which one?
673
00:36:38,634 --> 00:36:39,966
It was like, two channels back.
674
00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:43,866
Go, go, go back.
675
00:36:43,867 --> 00:36:48,866
Go back, go back, go back.
676
00:36:48,867 --> 00:36:51,632
Yeah, yeah, that one, here it is.
677
00:36:51,633 --> 00:36:53,032
Are you sure?
678
00:36:53,033 --> 00:36:54,132
Mhmm.
679
00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:57,366
I'm pretty sure.
680
00:36:57,367 --> 00:37:02,699
*
681
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,532
Skaters!
682
00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:12,533
*
683
00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:38,566
You look good.
684
00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:39,932
Dude, I think you look good.
685
00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:41,799
Yeah.
686
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,799
Man, I'm still hungry.
687
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,632
Dude, let's go eat at that fine
establishment right there.
688
00:37:46,633 --> 00:37:48,466
Okay.
689
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:56,467
*
690
00:38:03,633 --> 00:38:04,600
*
691
00:38:04,601 --> 00:38:05,699
No.
692
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,167
Not even.
693
00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:06,700
No.
694
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:10,200
Yeah, two stink.
695
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,199
Right this way.
696
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:23,200
*
697
00:38:27,567 --> 00:38:29,599
You guys need a minute?
698
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,666
Nice name.
699
00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:34,466
What'd you name the other one?
700
00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:35,566
Yeah.
701
00:38:35,567 --> 00:38:37,732
You should name the other one Cheeks.
702
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:40,967
Yeah, Rosie Cheeks.
703
00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:47,499
Dude.
704
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,299
Do you want, okay, how
much are your drinks?
705
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:51,332
A dollar 95.
706
00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,666
Okay, and then how much are your refills?
707
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,699
The refills are free.
708
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,299
Okay, let me get two refills
709
00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:01,266
and then two grilled cheeses.
710
00:39:01,267 --> 00:39:03,632
All right guys, really, can
I take your order?
711
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:07,799
Yeah, where do you wanna take it?
712
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,232
Yeah, and before you take it can you help me
713
00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:11,832
take my jacket off?
714
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,532
Yeah, you want a jacket off?
715
00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:15,999
You guys aren't even wearing jackets.
716
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I know.
717
00:39:17,001 --> 00:39:18,366
Do you wanna help me jack it off?
718
00:39:18,367 --> 00:39:20,566
Yeah.
719
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,999
Wait.
720
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,299
How rude.
721
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,166
She totally walked away without
taking our order.
722
00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:27,266
Dude, that's weak, man.
723
00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:28,499
What kind of customer service is that?
724
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,500
The manager's coming, he's got this.
725
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:33,632
Hello.
726
00:39:33,633 --> 00:39:36,833
Watch the tee.
727
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:41,466
You wanna deal with it?
728
00:39:41,467 --> 00:39:43,199
I told you this wasn�t a good idea.
729
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,699
Get out of here you goddamn clowns.
730
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,132
Dude.
731
00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:51,499
Let's go.
732
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:56,199
Ow, my knees!
733
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,166
Just go.
734
00:39:58,167 --> 00:40:01,066
Gene, I'm starting to think this
whole skateboarder idea
735
00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:02,899
isn't such a great thing after all.
736
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,199
Dude.
737
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,167
Maybe you're right.
738
00:40:06,168 --> 00:40:10,666
We just got kicked out.
739
00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:12,066
Let's just go home.
740
00:40:12,067 --> 00:40:15,332
Yeah.
741
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,032
I need some pain pills.
742
00:40:17,033 --> 00:40:25,033
*
743
00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:36,399
It's useless.
744
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,799
*
745
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,767
My life is ruined.
746
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:49,999
Hey, old dude, what's wrong?
747
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,632
It's over with.
748
00:40:51,633 --> 00:40:56,632
My life is ruined.
749
00:40:56,633 --> 00:40:58,800
Dude, what happened?
750
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:05,332
I, I recently married
751
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:09,532
a very beautiful, vivacious,
752
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:13,000
gorgeous 28 year old woman.
753
00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:20,232
She gave me a blow job every
morning I woke up.
754
00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:23,366
One before l went to bed.
755
00:41:23,367 --> 00:41:26,800
And I could fuck her any time I wanted to!
756
00:41:28,933 --> 00:41:31,232
That sounds like a great life!
757
00:41:31,233 --> 00:41:32,299
Yeah, dude.
758
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:36,699
What the hell�s the problem?
759
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:41,332
I can't remember where I live!
760
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,566
That is a problem, old dude.
761
00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:46,200
Sorry, we can't help you.
762
00:41:49,167 --> 00:41:50,899
Good luck with that, dude.
763
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:54,032
Yeah, take care, dude.
764
00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:58,032
Dude, I wish I knew where he lived.
765
00:41:58,033 --> 00:42:01,867
If we knew where he lived we
could fuck his wife.
766
00:42:06,367 --> 00:42:09,599
Oh, man, dude, I'm so hungry.
767
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,466
Dude, me too.
768
00:42:11,467 --> 00:42:13,032
Do you have any money on you?
769
00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:14,366
Dude, hold on, you reminded me.
770
00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:15,732
Check out this giant silver dollar I found
771
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:16,400
the other day.
772
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,133
Oh, no way.
773
00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:18,499
Check out the head.
774
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:22,432
It's my money and I need it now.
775
00:42:22,433 --> 00:42:24,733
Dude, you can have it.
776
00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:31,066
Just go, just go.
777
00:42:31,067 --> 00:42:32,499
Dude, just go.
778
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:40,500
*
779
00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:41,833
Look, dude.
780
00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:43,732
Whoa, check this out.
781
00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:45,466
Eighty-two percent of accidents occur
782
00:42:45,467 --> 00:42:47,866
within twenty miles from home.
783
00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:50,099
We should probably think about
moving or something.
784
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,699
Yeah, at least twenty miles away.
785
00:42:52,700 --> 00:43:00,700
*
786
00:43:07,467 --> 00:43:08,799
Dude, check this out.
787
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,266
Let's go into that 711 store and let's go in
788
00:43:11,267 --> 00:43:12,699
to buy something, right?
789
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:14,699
When we go to pay for it once
we're gonna pay for it
790
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,066
we run because then the cashier
791
00:43:16,067 --> 00:43:17,499
is gonna think we stole something.
792
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,299
It's gonna look so funny, dude, let's go.
793
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:21,199
Okay, okay, let's do it.
794
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:29,200
*
795
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,099
Stop running you sons of bitches,
796
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:33,967
what did you steal?
797
00:43:33,968 --> 00:43:37,066
Go!
798
00:43:37,067 --> 00:43:38,832
(indistinct yelling)
799
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:46,833
*
800
00:43:54,133 --> 00:43:56,799
What the, holy shit!
801
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,366
What the fuck was that?
802
00:43:58,367 --> 00:43:59,732
You almost got us killed.
803
00:43:59,733 --> 00:44:01,999
I saw that plan go really
different in my head.
804
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,500
Yeah?
805
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:02,967
Yeah.
806
00:44:02,968 --> 00:44:06,332
Man.
807
00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:07,899
We should just get to the park, man.
808
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:09,799
Dude, we gotta toss the evidence.
809
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:14,032
Toss the evidence.
810
00:44:14,033 --> 00:44:15,566
Tastes like shit anyway, let's go.
811
00:44:15,567 --> 00:44:20,799
*
812
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,799
Hey, you guys know where the skate park is?
813
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,432
In hell, I hope.
814
00:44:25,433 --> 00:44:26,599
Is that on the east side?
815
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,899
Oh, man, did you hear this?
816
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,232
Dude.
817
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:39,233
*
818
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,467
Excuse me.
819
00:44:51,468 --> 00:44:52,666
Where can we find skaters?
820
00:44:52,667 --> 00:44:54,099
In jail, where they belong.
821
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:57,432
Whoa, they let you skate in jail?
822
00:44:57,433 --> 00:44:58,466
I don't know, it's
probably because they're bored
823
00:44:58,467 --> 00:44:59,499
or something.
824
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,999
Yeah, probably.
825
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,999
I think she just flipped us off.
826
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,032
She flipped us off, didn't she?
827
00:45:05,033 --> 00:45:07,232
Man, whatever.
828
00:45:07,233 --> 00:45:15,233
*
829
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:23,466
We should sign Mike up for this.
830
00:45:23,467 --> 00:45:26,699
Dude, and Rock, too.
831
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,199
Hey, boys.
832
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,266
And what class are you here for?
833
00:45:32,267 --> 00:45:35,032
Uh, um, I, both.
834
00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:37,632
Neither, we were just passing by.
835
00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:39,599
Oh, that's too bad.
836
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,732
What class are you here for?
837
00:45:41,733 --> 00:45:44,232
Well, I'll give you a clue.
838
00:45:44,233 --> 00:45:47,199
Oh, I'm good at clue games, I got this.
839
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,399
It's not Assholes Anonymous.
840
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,266
Okay, okay, it's not Assholes Anonymous
841
00:45:52,267 --> 00:45:53,666
then we can eliminate that one.
842
00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:56,166
So it's gotta be some thing else.
843
00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,532
But what can it be?
844
00:45:57,533 --> 00:45:59,999
Think, think.
845
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,866
It's Sex aholics Anonymous.
846
00:46:02,867 --> 00:46:04,799
Dang, I would have, I
would have gotten that
847
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,966
in a couple more minutes.
848
00:46:07,967 --> 00:46:09,699
Listen, boys.
849
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,099
How about you come to my place
850
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:13,399
and help me move my bed.
851
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,732
It's too big for me to move by myself.
852
00:46:15,733 --> 00:46:17,999
We can do that, yeah.
853
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,099
All right, my car is over there.
854
00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:28,100
*
855
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,999
All right, here we are.
856
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:54,000
*
857
00:47:12,533 --> 00:47:15,167
It's over here, boys.
858
00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:32,866
Have a seat, boys.
859
00:47:32,867 --> 00:47:35,067
I'll be right out.
860
00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:42,532
I think we can do it.
861
00:47:42,533 --> 00:47:47,532
I don't know where she wants us to move it.
862
00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:50,899
The living room?
863
00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:53,966
I don't know.
864
00:47:53,967 --> 00:48:01,967
*
865
00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:27,166
So, what would you little maniacs
866
00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:31,666
like to do first?
867
00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:33,932
Dude, I think I've seen
this in a movie once.
868
00:48:33,933 --> 00:48:34,733
Yeah.
869
00:48:34,734 --> 00:48:38,200
What happened next?
870
00:48:57,267 --> 00:49:01,666
You boys have never done
it before, have you?
871
00:49:01,667 --> 00:49:03,399
We've taken tons of showers.
872
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,899
Not together.
873
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,632
If we're going to have any fun
874
00:49:06,633 --> 00:49:11,232
you boys need to relax.
875
00:49:11,233 --> 00:49:12,966
Honey, I'm home.
876
00:49:12,967 --> 00:49:15,132
Oh, shit, my husband is home.
877
00:49:15,133 --> 00:49:18,032
Husband, shit!
878
00:49:18,033 --> 00:49:19,299
How do you open it?
879
00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:27,300
*
880
00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:28,899
Dude, go!
881
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:31,199
Is that your car out there?
882
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,632
Thank God I found it.
883
00:49:33,633 --> 00:49:35,366
I thought I was lost.
884
00:49:35,367 --> 00:49:40,266
I thought you were supposed
to be at a meeting.
885
00:49:40,267 --> 00:49:44,232
God damn it, Natasha, not again!
886
00:49:44,233 --> 00:49:45,832
God damn it.
887
00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:48,199
You little shits!
888
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,466
What is this shit?
889
00:49:50,467 --> 00:49:53,200
Get out of here.
890
00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,599
Look who's got popsicles.
891
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,132
Ooh, thank you.
892
00:50:01,133 --> 00:50:03,032
I love popsicles.
893
00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:04,366
Me, too.
894
00:50:04,367 --> 00:50:07,632
Hey, wanna know why a
Popsicle is better than a man?
895
00:50:07,633 --> 00:50:09,232
'Cause it lasts longer?
896
00:50:09,233 --> 00:50:13,466
And you don't have to
wait an hour for seconds.
897
00:50:13,467 --> 00:50:14,932
I've got a joke.
898
00:50:14,933 --> 00:50:16,366
Do tell.
899
00:50:16,367 --> 00:50:20,299
What is the difference between
trash and a brunette?
900
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:23,166
What?
901
00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:28,166
The trash gets taken
out at least once a week.
902
00:50:28,167 --> 00:50:30,199
All right, are we ready to go to the pool?
903
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,332
Think so.
904
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,566
We've got our bikinis.
905
00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:33,966
Check.
906
00:50:33,967 --> 00:50:35,032
Towels.
907
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:35,933
Check.
908
00:50:35,934 --> 00:50:43,299
*
909
00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:46,399
Sun tan oil?
910
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,333
Check.
911
00:50:47,334 --> 00:50:48,366
Tunes?
912
00:50:48,367 --> 00:50:49,333
Check.
913
00:50:49,334 --> 00:50:51,032
All right, let's go.
914
00:50:51,033 --> 00:50:59,033
*
915
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,166
Do you think we lost him?
916
00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:03,599
I hope so.
917
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:08,399
Where'd the...?
918
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,332
Dude do you think you dropped it?
919
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:12,899
That TV show's full of shit, man.
920
00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:14,632
There are no chicks here.
921
00:51:14,633 --> 00:51:22,633
*
922
00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:28,233
(indistinct conversation)
923
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,832
*
924
00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:45,232
You guys new here?
925
00:51:45,233 --> 00:51:46,899
No, we been around.
926
00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:49,232
Yeah, yeah, we're from the east side.
927
00:51:49,233 --> 00:51:50,332
What do you guys do?
928
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:53,599
Oh, you know, half
pipe, full pipe, the pipes,
929
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,299
360s, 180s, anything, any
three digit numbers, really.
930
00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:58,100
Yeah, yeah.
931
00:51:58,101 --> 00:51:59,132
What about rails?
932
00:51:59,133 --> 00:52:01,699
Yeah, rails, jails, sails.
933
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:04,666
Just about, you know, everything, man.
934
00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:06,132
Let me see what you got, then.
935
00:52:06,133 --> 00:52:09,932
Yeah, yeah, we just, we're
just chilling, bro.
936
00:52:09,933 --> 00:52:11,766
You guys don't know shit, do you?
937
00:52:11,767 --> 00:52:15,866
No, no, we do it all, we can do everything.
938
00:52:15,867 --> 00:52:18,499
Come on, man.
939
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,532
What she said.
940
00:52:19,533 --> 00:52:21,166
Oh man, you're wasting my time,
941
00:52:21,167 --> 00:52:22,566
fucking posers.
942
00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:23,699
Man, whatever.
943
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:25,366
Let's get out of here.
944
00:52:25,367 --> 00:52:26,866
What just happened?
945
00:52:26,867 --> 00:52:29,766
What the fuck was that?
946
00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:32,466
Dude, I'm starting to see
why people don't like these guys.
947
00:52:32,467 --> 00:52:34,332
Yeah, seriously.
948
00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:42,333
*
949
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,732
Oh, look what we got here.
950
00:53:17,733 --> 00:53:19,399
What are you posers doing this week?
951
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,399
Acting as gay, retro skaters?
952
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,299
Do you even know how to ride these things?
953
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,133
Yeah.
954
00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:25,532
Dude, what's it look like?
955
00:53:25,533 --> 00:53:26,932
I'll tell you what it looks like.
956
00:53:26,933 --> 00:53:29,166
It looks like two morons spent
their paper route money
957
00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:31,132
on shitty skateboard equipment and clothes
958
00:53:31,133 --> 00:53:33,932
just so they can fit in someplace.
959
00:53:33,933 --> 00:53:35,266
Here, I'll give you some good advice.
960
00:53:35,267 --> 00:53:37,199
Save your money, spend it on internet porn
961
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:41,699
because that's the closest you'll
ever be to real girls.
962
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:43,532
Why do you have to bean asshole, Rock?
963
00:53:43,533 --> 00:53:47,732
*
964
00:53:47,733 --> 00:53:49,566
Dude, is that my shirt?
965
00:53:49,567 --> 00:53:50,599
Oh, yeah, probably.
966
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,166
I found it in the laundry room.
967
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:53,266
It makes a good wash cloth.
968
00:53:53,267 --> 00:53:54,932
Thanks, bud.
969
00:53:54,933 --> 00:54:02,933
*
970
00:54:04,267 --> 00:54:05,200
Hello?
971
00:54:05,201 --> 00:54:06,232
You pack my shit up yet?
972
00:54:06,233 --> 00:54:07,532
Oh, it's you.
973
00:54:07,533 --> 00:54:08,599
Yeah, who'd you think it was?
974
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,532
Him calling back for sloppy seconds?
975
00:54:10,533 --> 00:54:11,732
Kiss my ass.
976
00:54:11,733 --> 00:54:12,766
Suck my balls.
977
00:54:12,767 --> 00:54:13,700
Eat me.
978
00:54:13,701 --> 00:54:15,099
Whose number is this?
979
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:16,232
I'm at my brother's house with his fruity
980
00:54:16,233 --> 00:54:17,399
little roommate, Eugene.
981
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,666
What's up, bro?
982
00:54:18,667 --> 00:54:20,466
So what were you doing with Jennifer?
983
00:54:20,467 --> 00:54:23,999
You know what I was doing with Jennifer.
984
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,967
Stupid phone cord.
985
00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:32,200
Look, Shawn was there, too, ask him.
986
00:54:37,467 --> 00:54:43,900
*
987
00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:51,466
At night?
988
00:54:51,467 --> 00:54:55,499
That's the only time no one uses the pool.
989
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,899
Gene should see this.
990
00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:59,066
How are you trying to turn
this around on me?
991
00:54:59,067 --> 00:55:02,133
You're the one who fucked around.
992
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,833
Come on!
993
00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:20,566
Dude.
994
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:24,300
Put my shit outside, I'll
pick it up tonight.
995
00:55:39,367 --> 00:55:40,932
Dude, I think,
996
00:55:40,933 --> 00:55:42,099
I think we should go out there
997
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:44,499
and pretend we're sun tanning, too.
998
00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:47,166
No, no, dude, dude, if we go out there
999
00:55:47,167 --> 00:55:48,732
they're gonna feel uncomfortable,
1000
00:55:48,733 --> 00:55:49,433
they're gonna leave.
1001
00:55:49,434 --> 00:55:50,732
Oh, you're right.
1002
00:55:50,733 --> 00:55:53,866
Maybe I should just get my
camera and record them.
1003
00:55:53,867 --> 00:55:56,232
Yeah?
1004
00:55:56,233 --> 00:55:58,332
What are you faggots up to?
1005
00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,733
Bro, it's just...
1006
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:12,899
What are you homos looking at?
1007
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:17,732
Bro.
1008
00:56:17,733 --> 00:56:19,699
Sweet.
1009
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:21,399
I'm going out there.
1010
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,533
You two fags stay here and
stroke each other.
1011
00:56:27,067 --> 00:56:30,067
Bro.
1012
00:56:44,133 --> 00:56:46,266
Dude, has he always been a dick?
1013
00:56:46,267 --> 00:56:48,766
No, not his whole life.
1014
00:56:48,767 --> 00:56:51,267
Just as long as l can remember.
1015
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,332
God, she's so hot.
1016
00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,632
Why can't we be out there?
1017
00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:01,200
Hey.
1018
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,033
Hi there.
1019
00:57:02,033 --> 00:57:02,733
How are you doing?
1020
00:57:02,734 --> 00:57:05,299
Good.
1021
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:07,499
How are you?
1022
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,732
That's a lot of beers.
1023
00:57:08,733 --> 00:57:09,799
It is a lot of beers.
1024
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,299
You know why I have a lot of beers?
1025
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:12,200
Why?
1026
00:57:12,201 --> 00:57:14,866
Because I saw you guys.
1027
00:57:14,867 --> 00:57:16,399
Why does he have to get in our way?
1028
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,499
They were supposed to be ours.
1029
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,999
Dude, I think this is as close to them
1030
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,366
as you're gonna get.
1031
00:57:22,367 --> 00:57:24,967
Why do you have to ruin my fantasy?
1032
00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:33,366
Dude, do you remember that scene
1033
00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:35,566
in that whole movie when the hot girl
1034
00:57:35,567 --> 00:57:37,332
comes out of the pool dripping wet
1035
00:57:37,333 --> 00:57:39,666
and she starts taking off her bikini?
1036
00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:41,466
Uhhuh.
1037
00:57:41,467 --> 00:57:45,332
Dude, I'm seeing that right now.
1038
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:49,366
Yeah, which one?
1039
00:57:49,367 --> 00:57:51,767
Both of them.
1040
00:57:55,467 --> 00:57:56,699
Hey, Gene.
1041
00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:59,132
You know how cute we
always thought you were?
1042
00:57:59,133 --> 00:58:07,133
*
1043
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:28,699
Hey, Don.
1044
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:29,999
You know how cute l always thought you were.
1045
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:38,000
*
1046
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:48,999
Dude!
1047
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,566
Dude, what are you doing?
1048
00:58:50,567 --> 00:58:51,666
Oh, dude, nothing!
1049
00:58:51,667 --> 00:58:56,666
Dude, go away.
1050
00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,932
Dude, dude, I'm going, dude.
1051
00:58:59,933 --> 00:59:04,166
All right, right here.
1052
00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:05,033
Like the place.
1053
00:59:05,034 --> 00:59:06,566
Yeah, not bad, huh?
1054
00:59:06,567 --> 00:59:07,100
This way.
1055
00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:08,033
Where we going?
1056
00:59:08,034 --> 00:59:10,466
Come on, come on, this way.
1057
00:59:10,467 --> 00:59:11,400
Door to the right.
1058
00:59:11,401 --> 00:59:12,999
Oh, look, a glory hole.
1059
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,166
Ohhh.
1060
00:59:14,167 --> 00:59:16,633
Nice, big bed.
1061
00:59:22,067 --> 00:59:25,399
Dude, dude, come on, dude.
1062
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,466
Dude, look, look.
1063
00:59:28,467 --> 00:59:30,099
Oh, man, dude.
1064
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:33,199
Dude.
1065
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,999
Dude, I'm gonna get
something from the kitchen.
1066
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,732
Do you want something?
1067
00:59:36,733 --> 00:59:38,932
My camcorder.
1068
00:59:38,933 --> 00:59:40,732
What?
1069
00:59:40,733 --> 00:59:43,367
Dude, never mind, I'll get it.
1070
00:59:49,233 --> 00:59:50,866
Your sheets are so soft.
1071
00:59:50,867 --> 00:59:53,532
Yeah, they're nice.
1072
00:59:53,533 --> 00:59:55,933
Nevermind that peach fuzz too.
1073
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:07,332
*
1074
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:09,266
The hell is that?
1075
01:00:09,267 --> 01:00:10,899
It's a tomato, dude.
1076
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:15,899
I know, I was talking
about the size of the hole.
1077
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:20,332
Yeah, what I lack in height l
make up for in size, man.
1078
01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:23,966
Dude, just keep that thing away from me.
1079
01:00:23,967 --> 01:00:25,466
Dude, dude, by the way.
1080
01:00:25,467 --> 01:00:27,766
Great idea, dude.
1081
01:00:27,767 --> 01:00:29,399
Yeah, I know.
1082
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:37,400
*
1083
01:00:47,033 --> 01:00:48,866
Dude.
1084
01:00:48,867 --> 01:00:50,899
Wait, wait, wait, dude, it's two chicks,
1085
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:52,299
I can't let that go to waste.
1086
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:54,366
Dude, oh, God.
1087
01:00:54,367 --> 01:01:02,367
*
1088
01:01:07,967 --> 01:01:09,966
Yeah, just look at that ass.
1089
01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:11,499
Dude, let me see, let me see,
1090
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,099
dude, let me see.
1091
01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:18,566
*
1092
01:01:18,567 --> 01:01:21,366
Dude, that's Mike on top.
1093
01:01:21,367 --> 01:01:23,199
Dude.
1094
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,532
No, no, no, no.
1095
01:01:25,533 --> 01:01:27,932
Before he was on top one
of the girls was on top.
1096
01:01:27,933 --> 01:01:32,167
And then he must have, oh, dude, nevermind.
1097
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,332
Forget it, forget it.
1098
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:42,866
What?
1099
01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:47,166
Oh shit, oh shit.
1100
01:01:47,167 --> 01:01:49,432
Go.
1101
01:01:49,433 --> 01:01:57,433
*
1102
01:01:57,967 --> 01:01:58,867
Where's your bathroom?
1103
01:01:58,868 --> 01:02:02,233
What?
1104
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:05,699
The bathroom.
1105
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:08,199
Oh, oh, in, you wanna take a bath?
1106
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,167
A bath?
1107
01:02:09,167 --> 01:02:10,100
No, I wanna use the restroom.
1108
01:02:10,101 --> 01:02:12,366
Oh, right, the restroom.
1109
01:02:12,367 --> 01:02:14,332
Yeah, it's over there.
1110
01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:15,632
Okay.
1111
01:02:15,633 --> 01:02:18,266
I mean, you could take a
bath if you want, though.
1112
01:02:18,267 --> 01:02:19,000
You could just take a bath.
1113
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,900
Okay.
1114
01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:20,633
Yeah?
1115
01:02:20,633 --> 01:02:21,467
That's fine, thank you.
1116
01:02:21,468 --> 01:02:23,566
No, thank you, though.
1117
01:02:23,567 --> 01:02:24,999
Yeah?
1118
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,632
*
1119
01:02:30,633 --> 01:02:32,266
Dude.
1120
01:02:32,267 --> 01:02:40,267
*
1121
01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:45,166
(whistling)
1122
01:02:45,167 --> 01:02:53,167
* Bust that groove *
1123
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:09,732
Yeah, let's do this again sometime.
1124
01:03:09,733 --> 01:03:17,733
* Bust that groove *
1125
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:46,267
*
1126
01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:50,199
Yeah.
1127
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,732
That show again.
1128
01:03:51,733 --> 01:03:53,466
Hey, guys, do you have anything to drink?
1129
01:03:53,467 --> 01:03:54,999
Oh, what?
1130
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,766
Oh, yeah, what do you wanna swallow?
1131
01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:58,733
Dude, drink, drink.
1132
01:03:58,734 --> 01:03:59,799
What do you wanna drink, yeah.
1133
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,066
A beer, anything, I just wanna wash
1134
01:04:01,067 --> 01:04:04,399
this salty taste out of my mouth.
1135
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:05,333
We got beer, right?
1136
01:04:05,334 --> 01:04:08,466
Oh, yeah.
1137
01:04:08,467 --> 01:04:09,000
I'll get you a beer.
1138
01:04:09,001 --> 01:04:11,999
Oh, please.
1139
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,599
Woohoo!
1140
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:18,399
*
1141
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,332
Can I take a bite of your tomato?
1142
01:04:20,333 --> 01:04:22,499
Yeah.
1143
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,999
Thanks.
1144
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,299
Oh, you guys cut out the center.
1145
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:29,166
Uhhuh.
1146
01:04:29,167 --> 01:04:37,167
*
1147
01:04:41,367 --> 01:04:42,399
Thank you.
1148
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,799
Uhhuh.
1149
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:45,700
Thanks.
1150
01:04:45,701 --> 01:04:49,866
Oh, yeah.
1151
01:04:49,867 --> 01:04:52,899
Yeah, I think it's um, let
me help you with that,
1152
01:04:52,900 --> 01:04:54,732
I think it's a twist off.
1153
01:04:54,733 --> 01:04:56,966
Just, if you just, if you put
1154
01:04:56,967 --> 01:04:58,699
a little force to it.
1155
01:04:58,700 --> 01:04:59,467
Thank you.
1156
01:04:59,468 --> 01:05:01,299
I mean, you're sure?
1157
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:02,499
Yeah, thank you.
1158
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:03,400
You sure?
1159
01:05:03,401 --> 01:05:05,332
I mean, I can just...
Thanks, guys.
1160
01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:07,199
Yeah, yeah.
1161
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,066
See you later.
1162
01:05:09,067 --> 01:05:14,399
*
1163
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,499
Do you guys have a bottle opener?
1164
01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,699
No, we just got one.
1165
01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:23,132
I got it, thank you.
1166
01:05:23,133 --> 01:05:24,932
Dude, did you see that?
1167
01:05:24,933 --> 01:05:32,933
*
1168
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,999
Dude, she bit my tomato.
1169
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,032
Dude tell me,
1170
01:05:43,033 --> 01:05:46,299
you saw her whacking me off, right?
1171
01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:48,866
I was about to burst.
1172
01:05:48,867 --> 01:05:52,399
What happened, you two just
finish doing each other?
1173
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,432
Hey, Rock.
1174
01:05:53,433 --> 01:05:55,399
I saw the garbage truc khere this morning.
1175
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,099
Why didn't you tell us you were moving?
1176
01:05:57,100 --> 01:06:01,099
That was your mother's mobile home.
1177
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:03,699
Dude, dude, dude.
1178
01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:06,566
I think I know her.
1179
01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:08,066
Wait a minute.
1180
01:06:08,067 --> 01:06:10,499
Candy?
1181
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,199
How you doing?
1182
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,566
Shut your faggot mouth, you don't know her.
1183
01:06:14,567 --> 01:06:16,932
Oh, yeah, I know her pretty good.
1184
01:06:16,933 --> 01:06:18,699
How is that tattoo healing?
1185
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,599
How does he know that?
1186
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,166
I don't know, he probably guessed.
1187
01:06:22,167 --> 01:06:23,632
Guessed?
1188
01:06:23,633 --> 01:06:25,199
What's this guess shit?
1189
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:27,932
Well, all the girls
are getting tattoos nowadays.
1190
01:06:27,933 --> 01:06:29,199
He Br-, he's probably mistaking me
1191
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,266
for somebody else.
1192
01:06:30,267 --> 01:06:32,366
Okay, take care now.
1193
01:06:32,367 --> 01:06:34,066
I guess I'll see you online.
1194
01:06:34,067 --> 01:06:34,933
Online now?
1195
01:06:34,934 --> 01:06:36,899
What's this online bullshit?
1196
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:38,899
I don't know, I've never seen
him before in my life,
1197
01:06:38,900 --> 01:06:40,166
I swear.
1198
01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:42,667
No, no, fuck that, what
are you holding from me?
1199
01:06:46,967 --> 01:06:48,499
What'd you guys say your name was?
1200
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,699
Um, Laura.
1201
01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:51,732
Tina and Laura.
1202
01:06:51,733 --> 01:06:53,432
Tina, oh.
1203
01:06:53,433 --> 01:06:55,066
That's not right.
1204
01:06:55,067 --> 01:06:56,932
I can't even remember your name.
1205
01:06:56,933 --> 01:06:58,032
Mike.
1206
01:06:58,033 --> 01:06:59,866
Oh, okay.
1207
01:06:59,867 --> 01:07:02,400
All right, Mike, it's cool.
1208
01:07:07,633 --> 01:07:09,066
Sweetie, I'm not, I'm not...
1209
01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:11,232
Don't touch me, no sweetie shit.
1210
01:07:11,233 --> 01:07:13,166
Fucking tell me what's going on.
1211
01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:17,499
Nothing's going on.
1212
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,633
(indistinct conversation)
1213
01:07:23,700 --> 01:07:26,667
Stupid.
1214
01:07:36,733 --> 01:07:39,066
What's up, roomies?
1215
01:07:39,067 --> 01:07:41,599
Roomies?
1216
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,366
That's an upgrade from losers.
1217
01:07:43,367 --> 01:07:47,399
Fags, douche bags, queers, gays.
1218
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:51,466
Come on, I feel rejuvenated.
1219
01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:52,866
What, I feel good?
1220
01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:55,532
What's your female situation?
1221
01:07:55,533 --> 01:07:58,132
What female situation?
1222
01:07:58,133 --> 01:08:01,299
Your skater chicks aren't biting?
1223
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:04,099
You kinda have to be a
skater for them to bite.
1224
01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:05,466
Yeah.-Let me get this straight.
1225
01:08:05,467 --> 01:08:08,466
You two have never actually skated
a day in your life,
1226
01:08:08,467 --> 01:08:11,266
have you?
1227
01:08:11,267 --> 01:08:13,366
No.
1228
01:08:13,367 --> 01:08:16,366
And you thought dressing up like
1229
01:08:16,367 --> 01:08:18,266
skater rejects from the '80s
1230
01:08:18,267 --> 01:08:21,366
would actually help you get
chicks and get laid?
1231
01:08:21,367 --> 01:08:23,166
Pretty much.
1232
01:08:23,167 --> 01:08:31,167
*
1233
01:08:41,467 --> 01:08:43,232
I'll be right back.
1234
01:08:43,233 --> 01:08:47,499
Okay.
1235
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,466
Stop it.
1236
01:08:49,467 --> 01:08:57,467
*
1237
01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:56,399
These braces,
1238
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,799
all you gotta do is put 'em
on before you go to the park,
1239
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,266
this way no one will expect
you to actually skate.
1240
01:10:01,267 --> 01:10:04,566
That and skaters usually have a
couple broken bones anyhow.
1241
01:10:04,567 --> 01:10:06,832
Bro, genius.
1242
01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:07,999
Wait a minute.
1243
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,399
Why do you wanna help us?
1244
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:10,666
How do we know this isn't
a trick to make us
1245
01:10:10,667 --> 01:10:11,999
look like idiots?
1246
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,899
Because you do a good enough job
of that on your own.
1247
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:15,966
Just con-, I don't know,
1248
01:10:15,967 --> 01:10:17,466
Just consider it payment or payback
1249
01:10:17,467 --> 01:10:20,166
for letting me crash here for
a while, all right?
1250
01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:21,432
Okay.
1251
01:10:21,433 --> 01:10:24,199
So when you guys do meet a girl, okay,
1252
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,999
be cool, be chill, don't be pushy...
1253
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,266
He said pussy.
1254
01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:30,132
Yeah, don't be pussy.
1255
01:10:30,133 --> 01:10:31,866
I said pushy.
1256
01:10:31,867 --> 01:10:34,066
Idiots, listen up.
1257
01:10:34,067 --> 01:10:36,032
Walk up, make small talk,
1258
01:10:36,033 --> 01:10:37,532
make quick conversation, be nice.
1259
01:10:37,533 --> 01:10:40,966
Ask things like uh, hey, nice park here,
1260
01:10:40,967 --> 01:10:42,699
hey, this is a nice day.
1261
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:45,232
If they haven't walked
away in two minutes or less,
1262
01:10:45,233 --> 01:10:46,466
they they're at least a
little bit interested
1263
01:10:46,467 --> 01:10:47,367
in your ass.
1264
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:49,799
Go ahead, then ask for their name,
1265
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,066
ask for their number 'cause, really,
1266
01:10:51,067 --> 01:10:54,432
you have nothing to lose, okay?
1267
01:10:54,433 --> 01:10:59,466
Oh, and uh, if for some
1268
01:10:59,467 --> 01:11:01,699
I don't know, God gifted reason
1269
01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:02,999
you get to the point where you're actually
1270
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:06,166
gonna have sex with this
girl for the first time,
1271
01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:08,332
before you do ask her if
she likes spicy food.
1272
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:10,566
Spicy foods?
1273
01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:11,467
Why?
1274
01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:13,366
If a girl likes spicy food,
1275
01:11:13,367 --> 01:11:15,566
that means she likes it hardcore.
1276
01:11:15,567 --> 01:11:16,899
Yeah.
1277
01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:18,899
The spicier, the food, the
more hardcore she likes it,
1278
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,099
okay?
1279
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:21,966
Just remember, if she can handle the heat,
1280
01:11:21,967 --> 01:11:24,166
she can handle the meat.
1281
01:11:24,167 --> 01:11:24,733
Yeah?
1282
01:11:24,734 --> 01:11:26,032
Yeah, yeah.
1283
01:11:26,033 --> 01:11:27,832
If she doesn't like spicy
food then, you know,
1284
01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,466
you wanna proceed with caution on that,
1285
01:11:29,467 --> 01:11:30,666
handle with care.
1286
01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:31,600
Got it?
1287
01:11:31,601 --> 01:11:33,466
Got it.
1288
01:11:33,467 --> 01:11:34,866
Okay.
1289
01:11:34,867 --> 01:11:36,432
Okay?
1290
01:11:36,433 --> 01:11:38,099
Let's check this out.
1291
01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:41,967
(indistinct conversation)
1292
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:05,466
Um...
1293
01:12:05,467 --> 01:12:07,199
Hey, I'm gonna have a present sent
over here to you guys
1294
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,132
a little bit later tonight.
1295
01:12:09,133 --> 01:12:10,499
Hey, dude, high five, air five, bro.
1296
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,732
Stop it.
1297
01:12:12,733 --> 01:12:15,832
Seriously, pal.
1298
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:17,966
Okay, later.
1299
01:12:17,967 --> 01:12:20,400
Peace, bro, deuces!
1300
01:12:33,533 --> 01:12:35,166
Dude, what do you think his present is?
1301
01:12:35,167 --> 01:12:37,599
Well, you know.
1302
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:41,799
(knocking)
1303
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,099
I have a special delivery.
1304
01:12:44,100 --> 01:12:46,866
It's here.
1305
01:12:46,867 --> 01:12:51,133
Have a seat, boys.
1306
01:12:56,200 --> 01:13:04,200
*
1307
01:13:19,033 --> 01:13:20,666
Dude, there's no pockets.
1308
01:13:20,667 --> 01:13:28,667
*
1309
01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:45,599
Dude, when is she gonna give us our gift?
1310
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:53,600
*
1311
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:17,366
In the box.
1312
01:14:17,367 --> 01:14:25,367
*
1313
01:14:40,533 --> 01:14:43,766
All right.
1314
01:14:43,767 --> 01:14:45,466
All right, sorry.
1315
01:14:45,467 --> 01:14:48,899
Um, can we have our, can
we have our present now?
1316
01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:49,800
What?
1317
01:14:49,801 --> 01:14:52,166
Yeah, um, um, my bro said
1318
01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:54,799
that you were supposed
to bring us our gift today
1319
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,599
and, and, you know, I mean
we're perfectly fine
1320
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,366
with you doing your
Jazzercise and everything,
1321
01:14:59,367 --> 01:15:01,999
but could we just have our gift already?
1322
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,166
Are you kidding?
1323
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:08,599
Is it the stereo or is it still in the box?
1324
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:12,199
You guys are putting me on, right?
1325
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,166
Putting you on what?
1326
01:15:14,167 --> 01:15:16,266
I'm not putting her on anything.
1327
01:15:16,267 --> 01:15:17,499
I can't even lift her.
1328
01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:20,732
Dude, yeah, I know.
1329
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:23,866
Let's check the box.
1330
01:15:23,867 --> 01:15:28,699
Dude, it's empty.
1331
01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:31,666
It can't be.
1332
01:15:31,667 --> 01:15:34,200
Maybe there's a
secret compartment somewhere.
1333
01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:42,666
You guys are idiots.
1334
01:15:42,667 --> 01:15:44,332
We're idiots?
1335
01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:47,567
She comes to make a
delivery with an empty box.
1336
01:15:50,033 --> 01:15:53,999
Dude, we just got gypped!
1337
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,832
Dude, I don't know about this, man.
1338
01:15:57,833 --> 01:16:05,833
*
1339
01:19:02,567 --> 01:19:04,599
And then I tell her you took
a shit in your own van.
1340
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,399
Dude, is that a dead bird over there?
1341
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,999
Where?
1342
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,000
*
1343
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:09,900
Over there.
1344
01:19:09,901 --> 01:19:15,366
*
1345
01:19:15,367 --> 01:19:16,566
Little birdie.
1346
01:19:16,567 --> 01:19:21,966
*
1347
01:19:21,967 --> 01:19:25,732
Dude, dude, let's just put
him back in his house.
1348
01:19:25,733 --> 01:19:26,300
His house?
1349
01:19:26,301 --> 01:19:31,199
His black house.
1350
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,366
Just put him back in there dude, come on.
1351
01:19:33,367 --> 01:19:35,432
Come on, put the black
bird in the black house,
1352
01:19:35,433 --> 01:19:37,199
come on.
1353
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:43,166
*
1354
01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:45,332
Hey.
1355
01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:47,399
Hey, the idiot
who built this house
1356
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,332
forgot to put a whole in it.
1357
01:19:49,333 --> 01:19:51,732
How is he supposed to
fly in and out?
1358
01:19:51,733 --> 01:19:54,166
I don't know.
1359
01:19:54,167 --> 01:19:57,432
He can't fly in
and out of this thing.
1360
01:19:57,433 --> 01:20:00,166
Just put him
in there and let's go.
1361
01:20:00,167 --> 01:20:07,766
*
1362
01:20:07,767 --> 01:20:08,667
Bye, little birdie.
1363
01:20:08,668 --> 01:20:10,766
Okay, come on, let's go.
1364
01:20:10,767 --> 01:20:12,266
Here we go.
1365
01:20:12,267 --> 01:20:20,267
*
1366
01:20:41,567 --> 01:20:43,667
Hey.
1367
01:20:50,733 --> 01:20:53,166
What's up?
1368
01:20:53,167 --> 01:20:55,032
Nothing much.
1369
01:20:55,033 --> 01:20:57,532
Uh, what's your name?
1370
01:20:57,533 --> 01:21:02,266
It's in the phone book.
1371
01:21:02,267 --> 01:21:04,532
Yeah?
1372
01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:07,366
And how about your number?
1373
01:21:07,367 --> 01:21:09,500
It's in the phone book, too.
1374
01:21:13,233 --> 01:21:17,699
Um... Call me.
1375
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:20,933
I will.
1376
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,732
She, she just,
1377
01:21:27,733 --> 01:21:29,799
I got her name and her number.
1378
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:30,700
No way.
1379
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:31,567
Dude, got it.
1380
01:21:31,568 --> 01:21:34,932
Seriously, oh, man, cool.
1381
01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:36,199
Dude, I just gotta find it
in the phone book
1382
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,732
and I'm in.
1383
01:21:37,733 --> 01:21:38,832
Easy enough, right?
1384
01:21:38,833 --> 01:21:41,032
In, bro.
1385
01:21:41,033 --> 01:21:42,899
Yeah.
1386
01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:48,366
*
1387
01:21:48,367 --> 01:21:49,267
(indistinct conversation)
1388
01:21:49,268 --> 01:21:57,268
*
1389
01:22:01,367 --> 01:22:05,299
Let's sit down.
1390
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:07,532
You think I'll ever get
a hairy chest?
1391
01:22:07,533 --> 01:22:09,732
I think I have one hair.
1392
01:22:09,733 --> 01:22:11,832
See, right there.
1393
01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:13,099
Yeah, dude, you got the look.
1394
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:13,533
Yeah?
1395
01:22:13,533 --> 01:22:14,000
Yeah.
1396
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:14,500
Really?
1397
01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:15,267
Yeah.
1398
01:22:15,268 --> 01:22:16,432
Sweet.
1399
01:22:16,433 --> 01:22:18,032
Oh, man.
1400
01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:21,866
Hey, man, I'm gonna check
my schedule for work.
1401
01:22:21,867 --> 01:22:26,099
I never go to work.
1402
01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:30,399
I mean, I don't have a phone so
they can't call me in.
1403
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,932
That's true, man, when was the
last time you checked in?
1404
01:22:32,933 --> 01:22:34,599
Think I'm fired?
1405
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:35,732
Maybe.
1406
01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:37,032
- Probably.
- Probably?
1407
01:22:37,033 --> 01:22:40,932
It's been like,
two weeks or something.
1408
01:22:40,933 --> 01:22:44,699
Check it out.
1409
01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:47,132
Dude, Mike said to act cool.
1410
01:22:47,133 --> 01:22:47,733
Hey.
1411
01:22:47,734 --> 01:22:49,132
- Hi.
- Hi.
1412
01:22:49,133 --> 01:22:52,999
Um, I was just wondering,
how did you guys get those?
1413
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,999
Yeah.
1414
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,399
Uh, my brother got 'em...
I mean.
1415
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,732
He got 'em for us after
we were doing 380s
1416
01:22:59,733 --> 01:23:01,299
and 540s, 510s.
1417
01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:04,132
Wow, that must have hurt.
1418
01:23:04,133 --> 01:23:09,132
Oh, um, no, no,
it was, it was nothing.
1419
01:23:09,133 --> 01:23:10,266
We've had worse.
1420
01:23:10,267 --> 01:23:12,066
We've had way worse.
1421
01:23:12,067 --> 01:23:14,166
Really?
1422
01:23:14,167 --> 01:23:18,466
That's so badass.
1423
01:23:18,467 --> 01:23:21,199
Um, I'm Cindy and this is Sandy.
1424
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:26,199
Oh, so Cindy and Sandy, awesome.
1425
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:29,866
Cool, well, this is Gene
and I'm Eugene.
1426
01:23:29,867 --> 01:23:31,966
Wow, they're like, the same.
1427
01:23:31,967 --> 01:23:33,832
Yeah, your names
are like, the same thing.
1428
01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:37,499
You're like the same person.
1429
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,932
So cute.
1430
01:23:39,933 --> 01:23:40,966
You guys wanna sit down?
1431
01:23:40,967 --> 01:23:41,933
Yeah.
1432
01:23:41,934 --> 01:23:44,032
Sit, yeah, sit down, sit down.
1433
01:23:44,033 --> 01:23:47,766
Dude, you're being aggressive.
1434
01:23:47,767 --> 01:23:50,299
So um, where do you guys
usually skate?
1435
01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:54,732
You know, malls,
the hall, rails.
1436
01:23:54,733 --> 01:23:58,566
Jails, sails, just
the local places, yeah.
1437
01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,433
The usual.
1438
01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:01,499
Yeah.
1439
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:05,432
That's cool.
1440
01:24:05,433 --> 01:24:08,299
Why do you, why do you have
TGIF on your shoes?
1441
01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:09,932
TGIF?
1442
01:24:09,933 --> 01:24:12,966
Oh, TGIF.
1443
01:24:12,967 --> 01:24:14,799
Toes Go In First.
1444
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:15,733
Yeah, duh.
1445
01:24:15,734 --> 01:24:17,132
Oh, wow.
1446
01:24:17,133 --> 01:24:19,632
Dude.
1447
01:24:19,633 --> 01:24:22,066
Man, I think like, all the shoes
1448
01:24:22,067 --> 01:24:23,332
should have that printed
on them,
1449
01:24:23,333 --> 01:24:24,466
like, right there.
1450
01:24:24,467 --> 01:24:29,099
(whispering)
1451
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:31,099
Do you guys go to college?
1452
01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:34,566
Well, uh, I live
right next to a college,
1453
01:24:34,567 --> 01:24:37,132
so it's like, I have
to walk by it every day.
1454
01:24:37,133 --> 01:24:40,599
Yeah, so technically
we passed college.
1455
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:41,500
(whispering)
1456
01:24:41,501 --> 01:24:49,501
*
1457
01:24:50,467 --> 01:24:53,366
Do you, uh, um,
1458
01:24:53,367 --> 01:24:58,366
do you guys wanna feel
warm and, and soft?
1459
01:24:58,367 --> 01:25:00,166
Yeah, I'm getting a little cold.
1460
01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:03,532
Yeah, we could go
sit down on something.
1461
01:25:03,533 --> 01:25:04,799
Our couches in our living room.
1462
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:07,599
Yeah, you guys wanna
come to our crib, our pad?
1463
01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:09,066
You guys live nearby?
1464
01:25:09,067 --> 01:25:10,632
Yeah, like, totally.
1465
01:25:10,633 --> 01:25:12,132
Okay, cool, let's do that.
1466
01:25:12,133 --> 01:25:13,166
Yeah?
1467
01:25:13,167 --> 01:25:14,632
Okay.
1468
01:25:14,633 --> 01:25:19,066
Let's go.
1469
01:25:19,067 --> 01:25:23,332
So you gonna tell me
who you were with?
1470
01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:25,566
Jared.
1471
01:25:25,567 --> 01:25:29,400
J-, Jared?
1472
01:25:31,467 --> 01:25:34,232
God!
1473
01:25:34,233 --> 01:25:38,299
I can't fucking believe
you went to Jared!
1474
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:41,099
Why not like, Chris or Steve?
1475
01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:43,066
Do you even know
what he's known for?
1476
01:25:43,067 --> 01:25:45,599
I didn't know he had a nine
and a half inch cock.
1477
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:46,832
And a half?
1478
01:25:46,833 --> 01:25:47,833
A half?
1479
01:25:47,834 --> 01:25:50,599
Yeah, but he was only one guy.
1480
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:53,632
You were with two sluts
which I think
1481
01:25:53,633 --> 01:25:56,133
should even things out.
1482
01:26:04,367 --> 01:26:06,132
Was he better than me?
1483
01:26:06,133 --> 01:26:09,066
Not even close.
1484
01:26:09,067 --> 01:26:10,000
You're so good!
1485
01:26:10,001 --> 01:26:11,032
Once you go black, baby...
1486
01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:13,032
I'm never going back!
1487
01:26:13,033 --> 01:26:16,666
You're so much better!
1488
01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:17,966
You're not just saying that?
1489
01:26:17,967 --> 01:26:19,966
No.
1490
01:26:19,967 --> 01:26:20,533
No?
1491
01:26:20,534 --> 01:26:24,366
No.
1492
01:26:24,367 --> 01:26:27,233
So, are you gonna come home?
1493
01:26:30,367 --> 01:26:31,732
Yeah, I'll think about it.
1494
01:26:31,733 --> 01:26:33,700
Okay.
1495
01:26:39,767 --> 01:26:44,199
*
1496
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:49,032
Oh, hang on,
I always wanted to do this.
1497
01:26:49,033 --> 01:26:50,033
Yeah, yeah.
1498
01:26:50,034 --> 01:26:52,632
No man, really?
1499
01:26:52,633 --> 01:26:54,132
All right.
1500
01:26:54,133 --> 01:27:02,133
*
1501
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:16,367
Hey!
1502
01:27:16,368 --> 01:27:17,799
Hey, what's up, guys?
1503
01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:19,332
This is Mike.
1504
01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:21,266
Oh, hello, ladies, how are you?
1505
01:27:21,267 --> 01:27:22,966
- Hey.
- Hi.
1506
01:27:22,967 --> 01:27:24,032
How you doing?
1507
01:27:24,033 --> 01:27:25,532
My brother.
1508
01:27:25,533 --> 01:27:28,099
What, what are you doing, bro?
1509
01:27:28,100 --> 01:27:31,132
Oh, me and Amy,
we actually made up.
1510
01:27:31,133 --> 01:27:32,866
So I'm packing up
and I'm outta here, man,
1511
01:27:32,867 --> 01:27:34,399
I'm out of your guys'
hair for now.
1512
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:37,099
Yeah, that's great, man,
I'm happy for you guys.
1513
01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:38,532
You get to go back
in your room, then.
1514
01:27:38,533 --> 01:27:40,466
Yeah, yeah.
1515
01:27:40,467 --> 01:27:42,866
Sorry about the stains.
1516
01:27:42,867 --> 01:27:43,833
I see our talk helped.
1517
01:27:43,834 --> 01:27:48,066
Yeah, yeah, I mean, seriously.
1518
01:27:48,067 --> 01:27:49,632
Hey, man, thanks for putting
me up here, so...
1519
01:27:49,633 --> 01:27:52,132
No, no, thank you, bro.
1520
01:27:52,133 --> 01:27:53,332
I do appreciate it.
1521
01:27:53,333 --> 01:27:54,866
I appreciate it, big time.
1522
01:27:54,867 --> 01:27:56,532
Any, any time
you need to come by.
1523
01:27:56,533 --> 01:27:57,167
Cool.
1524
01:27:57,168 --> 01:28:00,367
All right, up top.
1525
01:28:02,433 --> 01:28:04,466
Come on.
1526
01:28:04,467 --> 01:28:06,466
- Bro, really?
- Yeah.
1527
01:28:06,467 --> 01:28:07,732
Dude, you don't know how long
I've been waiting for this.
1528
01:28:07,733 --> 01:28:09,366
Come here.
1529
01:28:09,367 --> 01:28:10,566
High five, bro!
1530
01:28:10,567 --> 01:28:13,832
Ha!
1531
01:28:13,833 --> 01:28:14,533
See you later.
1532
01:28:14,533 --> 01:28:15,500
Bye, fruit.
1533
01:28:15,501 --> 01:28:16,799
Yeah, all good, bro.
1534
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:19,932
How we do it in the family, right?
1535
01:28:19,933 --> 01:28:22,199
Is this Brandon?
1536
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:24,366
Okay.
1537
01:28:24,367 --> 01:28:25,999
Come on in, ladies.
1538
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:31,199
*
1539
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,900
Just feel at home, ladies.
1540
01:28:37,033 --> 01:28:39,232
Um, do you guys want
something to drink?
1541
01:28:39,233 --> 01:28:40,366
Water's fine.
1542
01:28:40,367 --> 01:28:42,433
Yeah.
1543
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,467
Get the cups.
1544
01:28:51,468 --> 01:28:54,933
I got it.
1545
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,732
All that tomato training
for this, this night,
1546
01:29:02,733 --> 01:29:05,833
today is the day.
1547
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:17,767
Here's your water, ladies.
1548
01:29:21,733 --> 01:29:23,832
Oh, what do you...
1549
01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:26,499
So what do you ladies
like to do for fun?
1550
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:31,032
We usually spend our
time on Facebook, MySpace,
1551
01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:33,366
and games.
1552
01:29:33,367 --> 01:29:34,732
Really?
1553
01:29:34,733 --> 01:29:37,966
Well, when we're not hanging
out at the skate park.
1554
01:29:37,967 --> 01:29:41,133
Yeah, yeah.
1555
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:48,399
Um, do you guys like spicy foods?
1556
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:49,899
Not really.
1557
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:50,966
I love spicy food.
1558
01:29:50,967 --> 01:29:51,567
Really?
1559
01:29:51,567 --> 01:29:52,267
Yeah.
1560
01:29:52,268 --> 01:29:53,799
You guys have Halo Rage.
1561
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:54,700
Yeah.
1562
01:29:54,701 --> 01:29:56,199
I mean, do you wanna play?
1563
01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:57,666
Totally, yeah.
1564
01:29:57,667 --> 01:29:59,666
Yeah, yeah.
1565
01:29:59,667 --> 01:30:00,500
Whoa.
1566
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:01,133
What's going on?
1567
01:30:01,134 --> 01:30:02,699
What?
1568
01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:08,799
Your cast just like...
I... I'm healed.
1569
01:30:08,800 --> 01:30:09,633
It just popped off.
1570
01:30:09,634 --> 01:30:10,799
Yeah, yeah.
1571
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:12,799
Real casts don't just pop off.
1572
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:14,932
Yeah, right.
1573
01:30:14,933 --> 01:30:17,332
He's healed it just, you know,
1574
01:30:17,333 --> 01:30:20,399
when it heals it expires.
1575
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:21,799
I don't think so.
1576
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:23,799
My little brother
had one on his arm
1577
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,532
and we had to go to the doctor's
1578
01:30:25,533 --> 01:30:26,500
to cut it off.
1579
01:30:26,501 --> 01:30:27,766
His arm?
1580
01:30:27,767 --> 01:30:30,599
No, his cast.
1581
01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:32,099
I don't think so.
1582
01:30:32,100 --> 01:30:33,966
You're not real skaters.
1583
01:30:33,967 --> 01:30:37,666
You guys are just posers.
1584
01:30:37,667 --> 01:30:40,767
I'll just put this back
on and we're skaters.
1585
01:30:43,300 --> 01:30:46,699
*
1586
01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:49,667
You're right.
1587
01:30:52,733 --> 01:30:57,032
We-, we're not really skaters.
1588
01:30:57,033 --> 01:30:59,266
Yeah, we just put on
these stupid outfits
1589
01:30:59,267 --> 01:31:02,333
just so we could meet a
couple nice girls like you.
1590
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:05,833
Fakers.
1591
01:31:05,834 --> 01:31:07,632
Yeah, you guys are just fakers.
1592
01:31:07,633 --> 01:31:13,666
*
1593
01:31:13,667 --> 01:31:16,599
No, no, dude, no,
it's Mike's fault.
1594
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,999
He's the one who
suggested these things.
1595
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:22,732
And if we weren't wearing them it
would never have happened.
1596
01:31:22,733 --> 01:31:25,032
It isn't my brother's fault.
1597
01:31:25,033 --> 01:31:26,766
It was my fault, dude.
1598
01:31:26,767 --> 01:31:30,299
I took it off, dude!
1599
01:31:30,300 --> 01:31:32,366
Just, no, it's not your fault.
1600
01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:34,466
It's not your fault.
1601
01:31:34,467 --> 01:31:38,766
Dude, if, if I hadn't taken it off
1602
01:31:38,767 --> 01:31:41,066
we still would have been
here with the girls,
1603
01:31:41,067 --> 01:31:43,366
but you know I like
playing Halo naked,
1604
01:31:43,367 --> 01:31:45,599
I can't play with anything on.
1605
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:51,066
*
1606
01:31:51,067 --> 01:31:54,432
God, we were this close.
1607
01:31:54,433 --> 01:31:58,032
Dude, we were this close.
1608
01:31:58,033 --> 01:31:59,799
Psych!
1609
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:00,800
What?
1610
01:32:00,801 --> 01:32:02,366
Just kidding.
1611
01:32:02,367 --> 01:32:05,032
We're not really skater chicks.
1612
01:32:05,033 --> 01:32:06,699
What?
1613
01:32:06,700 --> 01:32:08,566
Yeah, we just hang out
at skate parks
1614
01:32:08,567 --> 01:32:10,499
so we can meet nice guys.
1615
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:11,566
Like you guys.
1616
01:32:11,567 --> 01:32:13,232
Yeah.
1617
01:32:13,233 --> 01:32:21,099
*
1618
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:22,000
(indistinct conversation)
1619
01:32:22,001 --> 01:32:30,001
*
1620
01:32:46,467 --> 01:32:49,199
Now I think we should
probably toast.
1621
01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:51,099
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1622
01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:52,332
Okay.
1623
01:32:52,333 --> 01:32:55,167
I'll get my bottle,
let me get my bottle.
1624
01:32:58,467 --> 01:33:03,499
Um, we should toast
for a long, long
1625
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:07,899
hard, uh... friendship.
1626
01:33:07,900 --> 01:33:10,967
Cheers.
1627
01:33:13,033 --> 01:33:15,666
Yeah.
1628
01:33:15,667 --> 01:33:17,932
Let's just sit down.
1629
01:33:17,933 --> 01:33:21,532
Let me just clean this.
1630
01:33:21,533 --> 01:33:25,199
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1631
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:26,967
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1632
01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:36,299
Do, um,
do you wanna go to my room?
1633
01:33:36,300 --> 01:33:38,399
I'd rather stay out here
with you.
1634
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:41,532
Okay.
1635
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,466
What if, what if I go with you?
1636
01:33:44,467 --> 01:33:44,933
Okay.
1637
01:33:44,933 --> 01:33:45,367
Yeah?
1638
01:33:45,367 --> 01:33:46,167
Sure.
1639
01:33:46,168 --> 01:33:47,732
Okay, it's over there.
1640
01:33:47,733 --> 01:33:54,499
*
1641
01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:58,432
Yeah, I mean, come on up,
come on up, yeah.
1642
01:33:58,433 --> 01:34:02,032
Um, uh... I'm kind of hungry.
1643
01:34:02,033 --> 01:34:05,966
I totally feel like
apple pie right now.
1644
01:34:05,967 --> 01:34:06,733
Yeah?
1645
01:34:06,733 --> 01:34:07,700
Yeah, totally.
1646
01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:08,533
Yeah?
1647
01:34:08,534 --> 01:34:10,532
Yeah, oh, I'm starving.
1648
01:34:10,533 --> 01:34:18,533
*
1649
01:34:21,967 --> 01:34:22,867
Come here, then.
1650
01:34:22,868 --> 01:34:26,233
Totally.
1651
01:34:29,300 --> 01:34:32,432
Why do all your tomatoe
shave holes in them?
1652
01:34:32,433 --> 01:34:40,433
*
1653
01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:42,767
Hey, wanna know why a man is
better than a Popsicle?
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