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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,516 --> 00:00:51,850 Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling. 2 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:55,854 But I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger. 3 00:00:55,938 --> 00:00:58,606 He is going to take very, very good care of you. 4 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:02,527 Because if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab! 5 00:01:02,611 --> 00:01:05,989 P-p-please, don't worry. Whatever you say. 6 00:01:06,073 --> 00:01:09,701 Yes, ma'am. Aye, aye, sir. Okeydokey. 7 00:01:09,785 --> 00:01:13,162 Why, I'll take care of him like he was my own brother. 8 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,415 Or my own sister. Ow! 9 00:01:15,499 --> 00:01:18,459 Or my brother's sister. Or my second cousin 10 00:01:18,544 --> 00:01:20,587 -who is twice removed. - Gobble. Cookie. 11 00:01:20,671 --> 00:01:24,591 Or my ninth cousin, who is nine times removed from his place outside. 12 00:01:24,675 --> 00:01:29,304 Or like my 15th cousin, who is 16 times removed from my mother's side. 13 00:01:29,388 --> 00:01:31,723 Or like my 27th cousin, who is 37 times... 14 00:01:31,807 --> 00:01:33,683 - Cookie. -...removed from my father's side. 15 00:01:36,687 --> 00:01:42,191 Like my 17th cousin, who is 156 times removed from any side! 16 00:01:48,407 --> 00:01:51,409 Aah! 17 00:01:52,661 --> 00:01:55,997 I'll save you, Baby! 18 00:01:56,832 --> 00:01:58,166 Cookie. 19 00:01:59,001 --> 00:02:01,169 Don't burn yourself, Baby Herman. Whoa! 20 00:02:01,378 --> 00:02:03,504 Whoa! Ah! 21 00:02:03,589 --> 00:02:04,589 Whoa! 22 00:02:06,175 --> 00:02:08,551 Whoa! Wow! 23 00:02:08,969 --> 00:02:11,304 Whoa! 24 00:02:13,182 --> 00:02:15,433 Who turned out the lights? It's dark in here. 25 00:02:15,517 --> 00:02:17,977 Don't they pay their electricity? 26 00:02:18,062 --> 00:02:20,980 What's happened? I'll find you, Baby. Where are you? 27 00:02:21,857 --> 00:02:23,775 - Where are you? - Cookie. 28 00:02:23,859 --> 00:02:24,859 Where'd you go? 29 00:02:25,194 --> 00:02:27,403 What's that smoke? 30 00:02:36,246 --> 00:02:46,005 Whoa! 31 00:03:07,111 --> 00:03:08,403 Cookie. 32 00:03:08,737 --> 00:03:11,364 Wah! 33 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:15,827 Cookie. 34 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,209 I'm here, Baby... Aah! 35 00:03:37,725 --> 00:03:38,766 Wah! 36 00:03:45,774 --> 00:03:46,774 Cookie. 37 00:03:48,318 --> 00:03:49,819 Wah! 38 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:05,626 Cookie. Ahh. 39 00:04:11,175 --> 00:04:13,134 - Cut! - All right. That's it, guys. 40 00:04:14,803 --> 00:04:17,138 Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 41 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:19,223 What the hell was wrong with that take? 42 00:04:19,308 --> 00:04:21,434 Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were great. You were perfect. 43 00:04:21,518 --> 00:04:23,895 You were better than perfect. It's Roger! He keeps blowing his lines! 44 00:04:25,314 --> 00:04:28,149 - Roger, what's this? - A tweeting bird? 45 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:31,861 "A tweeting bird?" Roger, read the script. Look what it says! 46 00:04:31,945 --> 00:04:33,946 It says, "Rabbit gets clunked, rabbit sees stars." 47 00:04:35,324 --> 00:04:37,408 Not birds, stars! 48 00:04:37,493 --> 00:04:39,243 Can we lose the playback, please? 49 00:04:39,328 --> 00:04:40,995 - Roger, you're killing me! Killing me! - Cut the playback! 50 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,497 For cryin' out loud, Roger! 51 00:04:42,581 --> 00:04:45,166 How many times do we have to do this damn scene? 52 00:04:45,334 --> 00:04:48,377 Raoul, I'll be in my trailer, takin' a nap! 53 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,004 - Whoa! - Excuse me, toots. 54 00:04:50,964 --> 00:04:52,965 My stomach can't take this. This set is a mess. 55 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:56,135 Clean this set up! And get him out of there, or seal him up in it! 56 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:58,429 - Lose the lights! And say "lunch"! - Lunch! 57 00:04:58,514 --> 00:05:00,807 That's lunch. We're on a half. 58 00:05:00,891 --> 00:05:02,266 P-please, Raoul. I can give you stars! 59 00:05:02,351 --> 00:05:04,977 Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time! 60 00:05:05,062 --> 00:05:07,271 Roger, I dropped it on your head 23 times already. 61 00:05:07,356 --> 00:05:10,483 - I can take it! Don't worry about me. - I'm not worried about you. 62 00:05:10,567 --> 00:05:12,819 I'm worried about the refrigerator. 63 00:05:12,903 --> 00:05:16,531 I can give you stars. Look. Look! 64 00:05:16,865 --> 00:05:19,408 Look! 65 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:22,453 Please, Raoul, I can do it, I swear. 66 00:05:22,538 --> 00:05:25,164 Just give me another chance. Oh, come on, Raoul. 67 00:05:25,249 --> 00:05:26,499 Toons. 68 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:30,169 Look! Look, Raoul! Look, Raoul! 69 00:05:32,548 --> 00:05:34,090 Come on, Raoul! 70 00:05:35,384 --> 00:05:37,426 Mr. Maroon, Mr. Valiant's here to... 71 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:40,138 He'll be right with you. 72 00:05:50,065 --> 00:05:53,276 No, no, no! Wait until he gets to his feet. 73 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,653 - Then hit him with the boulder. - Right, R.K. 74 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:01,033 How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant? 75 00:06:01,118 --> 00:06:04,162 Only there's no business like it, no business I know. 76 00:06:04,246 --> 00:06:06,998 Yeah, and there's no business more expensive. 77 00:06:07,082 --> 00:06:10,334 I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest Baby Herman cartoon. 78 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:11,836 You saw the rabbit blowin' his lines. 79 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,629 He can't keep his mind on the work. You know why? 80 00:06:13,714 --> 00:06:16,090 One too many refrigerators dropped on his head? 81 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:17,175 Nah, he's a Toon. 82 00:06:17,259 --> 00:06:20,178 You can drop anything you want on his head. He'll shake it off. 83 00:06:20,262 --> 00:06:23,514 But break his heart, he goes to pieces, just like you or me. 84 00:06:23,599 --> 00:06:24,765 Read that. 85 00:06:27,811 --> 00:06:31,022 "Seen cooing over calamari with not-so-new sugar daddy," 86 00:06:31,106 --> 00:06:34,984 "was Jessica Rabbit, wife of Maroon Cartoon star Roger." 87 00:06:35,068 --> 00:06:36,611 What's this got to do with me? 88 00:06:36,695 --> 00:06:38,738 You're the private detective. You figure it out. 89 00:06:38,822 --> 00:06:40,698 Look, I don't have time for this. 90 00:06:40,782 --> 00:06:44,368 Look, Valiant, his wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker. 91 00:06:45,621 --> 00:06:47,038 I want you to follow her, 92 00:06:47,122 --> 00:06:51,125 get me a couple of nice, juicy pictures I can wise the rabbit up with. 93 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:54,378 - Forget it. I don't work Toontown. - What's wrong with Toontown? 94 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:55,713 Every Joe loves Toontown. 95 00:06:55,797 --> 00:06:58,424 Then get Joe to do the job, 'cause I ain't goin'. 96 00:06:58,508 --> 00:07:01,219 Whoa, fella. You don't want to go to Toontown, 97 00:07:01,303 --> 00:07:03,221 you don't have to go to Toontown. 98 00:07:03,305 --> 00:07:06,307 Nobody said you had to go to Toontown anyway. 99 00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:09,393 Have a seat, Valiant. 100 00:07:09,478 --> 00:07:12,480 The rabbit's wife sings at a joint called the Ink and Paint Club. 101 00:07:13,148 --> 00:07:16,776 "Toon Revue." Strictly humans only, okay? 102 00:07:17,861 --> 00:07:19,779 So what do you think, Valiant? 103 00:07:21,823 --> 00:07:23,032 Well? 104 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:31,666 The job's gonna cost you 100 bucks, plus expenses. 105 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:32,792 A hundred bucks? 106 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:35,253 - That's ridiculous! - So's the job. 107 00:07:35,837 --> 00:07:39,257 All right, all right. You got your 100 bucks. 108 00:07:39,341 --> 00:07:42,760 - Have a drink, Eddie. - I don't mind if I do. 109 00:07:42,844 --> 00:07:44,262 - I got it. - Careful, Dave. 110 00:07:44,346 --> 00:07:46,305 - I got it! - Dave, you're gonna drop it! 111 00:07:46,390 --> 00:07:49,016 - I'm not gonna drop it! - You're droppin' it! 112 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:51,352 Watch it! Oh, no! Jeez! 113 00:08:00,153 --> 00:08:01,279 Come on! 114 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:08,327 Kind ofjumpy, aren't you, Valiant? 115 00:08:09,204 --> 00:08:12,081 - It's just Dumbo. - I know who it is. 116 00:08:12,165 --> 00:08:16,961 I got him on loan from Disney, him and half the cast of Fantasia. 117 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,548 The best part is 118 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:23,884 they work for peanuts. 119 00:08:30,559 --> 00:08:34,478 Well, I don't work for peanuts. Where's the other 50? 120 00:08:35,063 --> 00:08:39,191 Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job. 121 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:42,903 You've been hanging around rabbits too long. 122 00:08:49,661 --> 00:08:50,745 Hmph! 123 00:09:10,891 --> 00:09:12,433 W-Whoop! Whoop! 124 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:14,602 W-w-whoa! 125 00:09:16,813 --> 00:09:18,356 Oh, excuse me! 126 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,625 Oh, oh, oh! 127 00:09:39,628 --> 00:09:41,629 Please, help. Oh, I'm sorry. 128 00:09:41,713 --> 00:09:43,589 Get out of my way! 129 00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:49,220 Oh, taxi? Oh, cab? 130 00:09:49,471 --> 00:09:54,392 Right here! Right here! 131 00:09:59,189 --> 00:10:00,648 What do I look like, a bank? 132 00:10:10,492 --> 00:10:11,575 Wait for me! 133 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,369 - Come on! - Guys, wait up! 134 00:10:13,453 --> 00:10:16,455 - Come on, hurry up! Come on, Sig! - Hurry up! 135 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:19,417 - Hey, mister, ain't you got a car? - Who needs a car in L.A.? 136 00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:21,961 We got the best public transportation system in the world. 137 00:10:46,027 --> 00:10:47,194 - Hey, so long. - See you later! 138 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:49,113 - So long, mister! - Thanks for the cigarettes. 139 00:10:49,197 --> 00:10:50,531 - You bet. - Anytime. 140 00:11:01,084 --> 00:11:02,710 - Hi, Harry. - Hey, Eddie. How's it going? 141 00:11:02,794 --> 00:11:03,961 Okay. What you got for me? 142 00:11:04,045 --> 00:11:05,212 The usual bills. 143 00:11:06,339 --> 00:11:09,133 Hey, give back my ball! 144 00:11:14,598 --> 00:11:15,890 Hello, fella. 145 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:24,190 - Hi, Harry. Are you okay? - Hey. 146 00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:34,742 What's with Earl? 147 00:11:39,414 --> 00:11:42,333 - Laid off? - A new outfit bought the Red Car. 148 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,502 Some big company called Cloverleaf. 149 00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:46,754 No kiddin'. They bought the Red Car? 150 00:11:46,838 --> 00:11:50,883 Yeah, and put the poor guy on two weeks' notice. Cutbacks, they said. 151 00:11:54,262 --> 00:11:56,096 Oh, well. 152 00:11:57,724 --> 00:12:01,936 Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning, huh? 153 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:10,444 Tomorrow's Friday, Eddie. You know what happens here on Friday? 154 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:13,906 - Fish special? - My boss checks the books on Friday. 155 00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:16,367 And if I don't have that money I gave you back in the till, 156 00:12:16,451 --> 00:12:17,743 I'm gonna lose my job. 157 00:12:17,827 --> 00:12:20,913 Don't bust a button, Dolores. You've only got one left. 158 00:12:21,998 --> 00:12:23,249 50 bucks? 159 00:12:24,584 --> 00:12:25,709 Where's the rest? 160 00:12:26,753 --> 00:12:28,963 Well, it's only a snoop job away. 161 00:12:29,631 --> 00:12:32,341 You got that camera of yours? Mine's in the shop. 162 00:12:32,425 --> 00:12:34,385 Wouldn't be the pawn shop by any chance, would it? 163 00:12:34,469 --> 00:12:35,970 Oh, come on, Dolores. 164 00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,305 You need the other 50. I need the camera. 165 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,270 Any film in there? 166 00:12:45,772 --> 00:12:47,773 Should be. 167 00:12:47,857 --> 00:12:50,901 I haven't had that roll developed since our trip to Catalina. 168 00:12:50,986 --> 00:12:54,780 - That sure was a long time ago. - Yeah, that was a long time ago. 169 00:12:54,864 --> 00:12:58,284 - Let's do that again sometime. - Yeah, sure, Eddie. 170 00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:07,876 - That paper even good? - Just check the scrawl. 171 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,212 R.K. Maroon, as in Maroon Cartoons? 172 00:13:10,297 --> 00:13:12,423 Maroon Cartoons? 173 00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:17,428 Hey. So who's your client, Mr. Detective-To-The-Stars? 174 00:13:17,512 --> 00:13:21,015 Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel? 175 00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:25,436 - What do you want to drink? - I'll take a beer, doll. 176 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:29,023 So what happened, huh? Somebody kidnap Dinky Doodle? 177 00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:30,858 Cut it out, Angelo. 178 00:13:30,942 --> 00:13:32,901 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know. 179 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,695 You're working for Little Bo Peep. 180 00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:37,823 She's lost her sheep and you're gonna help her find them. 181 00:13:37,907 --> 00:13:39,116 Hey? 182 00:13:41,745 --> 00:13:42,828 Ow! 183 00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:44,997 Get this straight, meatball. 184 00:13:45,081 --> 00:13:48,375 I don't work for Toons! 185 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,634 So what's his problem? 186 00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:01,555 - A Toon killed his brother. - What? 187 00:14:03,892 --> 00:14:05,559 Dropped a piano on his head. 188 00:14:18,073 --> 00:14:20,449 Got the password? 189 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:22,451 Walt sent me. 190 00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:40,010 - Nice monkey suit. - Wiseass. 191 00:15:08,665 --> 00:15:10,040 All right. 192 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,292 Hey, look at that! 193 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,713 Hey! Hey! Cut it out! 194 00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:18,424 Does anybody understand what this duck is saying? 195 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:26,682 - Most amusing. - A little more wine. 196 00:15:28,268 --> 00:15:32,771 I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are despicable. 197 00:15:32,856 --> 00:15:35,065 Doggone stubborn nitwit! 198 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,900 That did it! 199 00:15:36,985 --> 00:15:40,279 This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment. 200 00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:41,613 Oh, yeah? 201 00:15:42,991 --> 00:15:45,993 - Whoa! - This means war. 202 00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:59,465 - What, you think that's funny? - Oh, it's a panic. 203 00:15:59,549 --> 00:16:02,342 You won't think it's funny when I stick that pen up your nose. 204 00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:06,680 Now, calm down, son, will ya? Look, the stain's gone. It's disappearing ink. 205 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,348 No hard feelings, I hope. 206 00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,851 - Look, I'm... I'm... - I know who you are. 207 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:13,896 Marvin Acme, the guy that owns Toontown. The gag king. 208 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,774 If it's Acme, it's a gasser. 209 00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:17,941 Put it there, pal. 210 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,697 The hand buzzer. It's still our biggest seller. 211 00:16:30,371 --> 00:16:32,080 Scotch on the rocks. 212 00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,333 And I mean ice! 213 00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:41,882 This is hot stuff! 214 00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,556 Wow! 215 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:08,575 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! 216 00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:23,882 Hey, those ducks are funny. They never get to finish the act! 217 00:17:25,385 --> 00:17:27,719 Great. Thanks. 218 00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:35,686 - Toons. - Cigars? Cigarettes? 219 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:39,189 - Eddie Valiant! - Betty? 220 00:17:39,274 --> 00:17:41,400 Long time no see. 221 00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:42,776 What are you doing here? 222 00:17:42,902 --> 00:17:46,530 Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. 223 00:17:46,614 --> 00:17:50,284 But I still got it, Eddie. Boop-boop-be-doop, boop! 224 00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:53,787 Yeah, you still got it. 225 00:18:01,129 --> 00:18:02,129 What's with him? 226 00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:05,799 Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs. 227 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,634 Got a thing for rabbits, huh? 228 00:18:17,145 --> 00:18:20,397 You had plenty money. 229 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:25,027 In 1922. 230 00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:28,071 You let other women. 231 00:18:28,156 --> 00:18:31,575 Make a fool of you. 232 00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:35,203 Why don't you do right. 233 00:18:37,498 --> 00:18:43,170 Like some other men do? 234 00:18:48,343 --> 00:18:52,137 Get out of here. 235 00:18:52,221 --> 00:18:53,347 Give me some money too. 236 00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:55,515 She's married to Roger Rabbit? 237 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:59,519 Yeah. What a lucky girl. 238 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:05,275 Now if you had prepared 239 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,529 20 years ago. 240 00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:13,075 You wouldn't be wanderin' now. 241 00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:15,619 From door to door. 242 00:19:15,703 --> 00:19:20,207 Why don't you do right. 243 00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:28,131 Like some other men do? 244 00:19:32,428 --> 00:19:35,973 Get out of here. 245 00:19:36,057 --> 00:19:41,186 Give me some money too. 246 00:19:46,943 --> 00:19:50,529 Get out of here. 247 00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:55,575 Give me some money too. 248 00:19:59,706 --> 00:20:05,377 Why don't you do right. 249 00:20:05,962 --> 00:20:10,757 Like some other men. 250 00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:18,807 Do? 251 00:20:46,127 --> 00:20:48,170 Who is it? 252 00:20:48,254 --> 00:20:51,798 Jessica, dear, have no fear. Your Marvin is here. 253 00:20:53,176 --> 00:20:55,719 You sure murdered 'em again tonight, baby. 254 00:20:55,803 --> 00:20:59,598 I really mean it. My darling, you were superb. 255 00:20:59,682 --> 00:21:05,062 You absolutely, truly and honestly "fashmolyed" that audience. 256 00:21:05,146 --> 00:21:07,647 You killed them. You slayed them. 257 00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:11,068 You belted them into little pieces. 258 00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:15,280 What do you think you're doin', chump? 259 00:21:15,364 --> 00:21:17,407 Who are you callin' a chump, chimp? 260 00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:24,081 Aah! 261 00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:29,419 And don't let me catch your peepin' face around here again! 262 00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:31,880 Got it? 263 00:21:32,006 --> 00:21:33,423 Ooga-booga! 264 00:21:53,236 --> 00:21:55,445 Come, my dear Jessica. Come over here. 265 00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:59,366 I got everything arranged, right here on the bed. 266 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:02,953 Oh, not tonight, Marvin. I have a headache. 267 00:22:03,037 --> 00:22:06,081 Oh, Jessica, you promised. 268 00:22:06,165 --> 00:22:08,125 Oh, all right. 269 00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:11,002 But this time, take off that hand buzzer. 270 00:22:13,798 --> 00:22:15,132 Patty-cake. 271 00:22:16,342 --> 00:22:18,009 Patty-cake. 272 00:22:18,094 --> 00:22:20,971 - Patty-cake. Patty-cake. - Oh, Marvin. 273 00:22:21,055 --> 00:22:22,848 - Marvin! Oh! - Patty-cake. 274 00:22:22,932 --> 00:22:24,516 - Marvin. - Patty-cake. 275 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,519 - Patty-cake. Patty-cake. - Oh, Marvin! 276 00:22:27,603 --> 00:22:29,646 Patty-cake! Patty-cake! Patty-cake! Patty-cake! 277 00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:31,648 - You gotta be kidding me. - Patty-cake! Patty-cake! 278 00:22:31,899 --> 00:22:34,484 Patty-cake! Patty-cake! 279 00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:37,195 I don't believe it! 280 00:22:39,574 --> 00:22:42,868 Patty-cake! Patty-cake! 281 00:22:42,952 --> 00:22:44,995 Is that true? 282 00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:46,163 Take comfort, son. 283 00:22:46,247 --> 00:22:49,040 You're not the first man whose wife played patty-cake on him. 284 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,258 I just don't believe it. 285 00:22:58,968 --> 00:23:01,553 I won't believe it. I can't believe it. 286 00:23:01,637 --> 00:23:03,305 I shan't believe it. 287 00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:05,056 Believe it, kid. 288 00:23:05,141 --> 00:23:06,766 I took the pictures myself. 289 00:23:06,851 --> 00:23:08,560 She played patty-cake. 290 00:23:08,644 --> 00:23:12,314 No, not my Jessica. Not patty-cake. 291 00:23:12,398 --> 00:23:15,442 This is impossible. I don't believe it. It can't be! 292 00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:18,111 It just can't be! Jessica's my wife! 293 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,906 It's absolutely impossible! 294 00:23:21,324 --> 00:23:22,908 Jessica's the light of my life, 295 00:23:22,992 --> 00:23:26,244 the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee! 296 00:23:26,329 --> 00:23:29,456 You better start drinking it black, 'cause Acme's taking the cream now. 297 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:33,335 Hard to believe. Marvin Acme's been my friend and neighbor for 30 years. 298 00:23:33,419 --> 00:23:35,337 Who would've thought he was a sugar daddy? 299 00:23:35,421 --> 00:23:38,006 Somebody must have made her do it! 300 00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:40,759 Now drink this, son. It'll make you feel better. 301 00:23:48,976 --> 00:23:50,685 Aah! 302 00:23:57,318 --> 00:23:58,985 Aah! 303 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:15,585 Thanks. I needed that. 304 00:24:19,173 --> 00:24:21,132 Son of a bitch. 305 00:24:22,843 --> 00:24:24,594 Look, Mr. Maroon. 306 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,390 I think my work here is finished. 307 00:24:28,474 --> 00:24:29,641 How about that carrot you owe me, huh? 308 00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:33,270 - A deal's a deal. - Great. 309 00:24:33,479 --> 00:24:35,563 Thanks. Phew. 310 00:24:36,983 --> 00:24:41,194 Roger, I know all this seems pretty painful now, 311 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:43,655 but you'll find someone new. 312 00:24:43,739 --> 00:24:46,533 - Won't he, Mr. Valiant? - Yeah, sure. 313 00:24:46,617 --> 00:24:49,119 Good-looking guy like that. 314 00:24:49,203 --> 00:24:50,954 The dames will be breaking his door down. 315 00:24:51,038 --> 00:24:52,455 Dames? What dames? 316 00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:53,790 Jessica is the only one for me! 317 00:24:53,874 --> 00:24:56,459 You'll see! We'll rise above this piddling peccadillo! 318 00:24:56,544 --> 00:24:57,544 We're going to be happy again! 319 00:24:57,628 --> 00:25:00,547 You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I... 320 00:25:08,264 --> 00:25:09,931 Well, at least he took it well. 321 00:25:20,109 --> 00:25:22,068 Oh, Jessica! 322 00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:26,031 Please tell me it's not true. 323 00:25:30,244 --> 00:25:31,911 P-p-please! 324 00:27:51,927 --> 00:27:54,429 Oh, Lieutenant Santino. 325 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,224 Where'd you come from? 326 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,021 Gee whiz, Eddie. If you needed money so bad, why didn't you come to me? 327 00:28:03,522 --> 00:28:06,649 So I took a couple of dirty pictures. So kill me. 328 00:28:06,734 --> 00:28:09,027 I already got a stiff on my hands, thank you. 329 00:28:09,111 --> 00:28:10,195 Huh? 330 00:28:10,446 --> 00:28:11,988 Marvin Acme. 331 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,657 The rabbit cacked him last night. 332 00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:16,326 What? 333 00:28:27,087 --> 00:28:28,421 Now what? 334 00:28:29,590 --> 00:28:32,217 It's just I haven't been this close to Toontown for a while. 335 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,846 Yeeow! 336 00:28:36,931 --> 00:28:39,182 Oof, oof, oof! Ow! 337 00:28:39,266 --> 00:28:42,352 My biscuits are burnin'! Fire in the hatch! Ow! Ooh! 338 00:28:42,436 --> 00:28:44,771 Eee! Great horny toads, that smarts! 339 00:28:50,611 --> 00:28:52,820 Come on, Eddie. Let's get this over with. 340 00:28:54,615 --> 00:28:55,698 I didn't see anything. 341 00:28:55,783 --> 00:28:57,951 Maybe you heard a noise or something. 342 00:28:58,035 --> 00:28:59,953 - He's with me. - Nothin'. 343 00:29:00,037 --> 00:29:02,914 - Are you sure? - Come on, kid. 344 00:29:02,998 --> 00:29:04,582 Are you sure you didn't see anything? 345 00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:07,377 - What about you, fella? - I didn't see anything. 346 00:29:07,461 --> 00:29:09,546 - I came in to work. - Come on, Lieutenant. 347 00:29:09,630 --> 00:29:13,341 Just like a Toon to drop a safe on a guy's head. 348 00:29:13,425 --> 00:29:14,842 Sorry, Eddie. 349 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,554 You better wait here, all right? 350 00:29:17,638 --> 00:29:19,222 You got a positive I.D.? 351 00:29:24,186 --> 00:29:26,145 Must be. 352 00:29:30,484 --> 00:29:32,527 Hey, Chisold, get a load of this. 353 00:29:33,654 --> 00:29:35,446 You've seen one of these? 354 00:29:38,867 --> 00:29:41,411 - Yeah. - Hey, guys. 355 00:29:52,548 --> 00:29:56,092 Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant? 356 00:29:56,176 --> 00:29:58,970 Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels? 357 00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:09,606 - What's that? - Paint from the rabbit's glove. 358 00:30:10,733 --> 00:30:12,692 Mr. Valiant? 359 00:30:16,196 --> 00:30:18,489 I hope you're proud of yourself 360 00:30:18,574 --> 00:30:20,450 and those pictures you took. 361 00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:30,501 For crying out loud, Mike! Hey, we need a little help over here! 362 00:30:30,586 --> 00:30:33,546 Hey, somebody grab those loafers! 363 00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:36,007 Hey, Mike, come here! 364 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:38,343 Oh, oh! Oh. 365 00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:42,889 I got these. Come on. Come on. Those shoes over there. 366 00:30:52,358 --> 00:30:53,483 Ow. 367 00:31:02,368 --> 00:31:05,328 Is this man removing evidence from the scene of a crime? 368 00:31:05,412 --> 00:31:08,748 Uh, no, Judge Doom. Valiant here was just pickin' it up for you. 369 00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:10,875 Weren't you, Eddie? 370 00:31:12,169 --> 00:31:13,961 - Hand it over. - Sure. 371 00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:18,925 His number-one seller. 372 00:31:21,095 --> 00:31:24,138 I see working for a Toon has rubbed off on you. 373 00:31:24,223 --> 00:31:27,892 I wasn't working for a Toon. I was working for R.K. Maroon. 374 00:31:27,976 --> 00:31:30,228 Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. 375 00:31:30,312 --> 00:31:32,522 He told us the rabbit became quite agitated 376 00:31:32,606 --> 00:31:34,107 when you showed him the pictures. 377 00:31:34,191 --> 00:31:38,569 The rabbit said, one way or another, he and his wife were going to be happy. 378 00:31:38,654 --> 00:31:40,113 Is that true? 379 00:31:40,197 --> 00:31:42,532 Hey, pal, do I look like a stenographer? 380 00:31:42,616 --> 00:31:44,867 Shut your yap, Eddie. The man's in charge. 381 00:31:44,952 --> 00:31:47,620 That's all right, Lieutenant. From the smell of him, 382 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:49,997 I'd say it was the booze talking. 383 00:31:50,999 --> 00:31:54,919 No matter. The rabbit won't get far. My men will find him. 384 00:31:56,505 --> 00:31:58,548 Look out! 385 00:32:02,761 --> 00:32:03,886 - Weasels? - Yes. 386 00:32:03,971 --> 00:32:06,055 I find they have a special gift for the work. 387 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:09,225 All right, ya mugs. Fall out. 388 00:32:09,309 --> 00:32:12,019 - Did you find the rabbit? - Don't worry, Judge. 389 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:15,440 We've got "deformants" all over the city. We'll find him. 390 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:20,653 You wouldn't have any idea where the rabbit might be, Mr. Valiant? 391 00:32:22,656 --> 00:32:25,616 Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga? 392 00:32:25,701 --> 00:32:28,494 I hear Kokomo's very nice this time of the year. 393 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:31,080 I'm surprised you're not more cooperative, Mr. Valiant. 394 00:32:31,165 --> 00:32:32,832 A human has been murdered by a Toon. 395 00:32:32,916 --> 00:32:35,293 Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that? 396 00:32:40,841 --> 00:32:44,010 Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction, 397 00:32:44,094 --> 00:32:47,764 my goal has been to reign in the insanity. 398 00:32:47,848 --> 00:32:52,059 And the only way to do that is to make Toons respect the law. 399 00:33:05,657 --> 00:33:08,493 How did that gargoyle get to be a judge? 400 00:33:08,577 --> 00:33:11,954 He spread a bunch of simoleons around Toontown a couple years back, 401 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:13,706 bought the election. 402 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:14,957 Yeah? What's that? 403 00:33:17,544 --> 00:33:18,753 Remember how we always thought 404 00:33:18,837 --> 00:33:20,296 there wasn't a way to kill a Toon? 405 00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:22,131 - Yeah. - Well, Doom found a way. 406 00:33:22,216 --> 00:33:24,759 Turpentine, acetone, benzene. 407 00:33:25,052 --> 00:33:28,638 - He calls it "the dip." - I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant. 408 00:33:28,722 --> 00:33:31,516 Then I'll try him, convict him 409 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,018 and execute him. 410 00:33:44,404 --> 00:33:45,404 Gee. 411 00:33:50,244 --> 00:33:54,664 That's one dead shoe, eh, boss? 412 00:33:54,748 --> 00:33:58,209 They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant. 413 00:33:58,293 --> 00:34:02,338 But this is how we handle things down in Toontown. 414 00:34:02,422 --> 00:34:05,091 I'd think you, of all people, would appreciate that. 415 00:34:14,309 --> 00:34:16,644 La, la, la, la, la, la, la 416 00:34:22,609 --> 00:34:25,987 Uh... Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, wait a minute! Hey, hey! 417 00:34:26,113 --> 00:34:27,989 La, la, la, la, la, la, la 418 00:34:29,032 --> 00:34:32,076 I've been tryin' to make him quit, but he just won't listen to me. 419 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,162 What do you know, you dumb broad? You got the I.Q. of a rattle. 420 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,914 - You Valiant? - Yeah. 421 00:34:36,999 --> 00:34:40,877 I wanna talk to you about the Acme murder. Hey, psst, doll. 422 00:34:40,961 --> 00:34:43,087 Why don't you run downstairs and get me a racin' form? 423 00:34:43,297 --> 00:34:46,674 Ooh! Okay, okay. I'm goin'. 424 00:34:47,801 --> 00:34:48,968 The lady's man, huh? 425 00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:52,388 My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust in a 3-year-old dinky. 426 00:34:52,472 --> 00:34:53,931 Yeah, must be tough. 427 00:34:54,016 --> 00:34:56,851 Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. 428 00:34:56,935 --> 00:34:59,937 He's not a murderer. I should know. He's a dear friend of mine. 429 00:35:00,022 --> 00:35:03,482 I tell ya, Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. 430 00:35:03,567 --> 00:35:06,986 Look at this. The paper said Acme left no will. 431 00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:10,740 That's a load of succotash. Every Toon knows Acme had a will. 432 00:35:10,824 --> 00:35:13,117 He promised to leave Toontown to us Toons. 433 00:35:13,201 --> 00:35:15,661 That will is the reason he got bumped off. 434 00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:17,246 Has anybody ever seen this will? 435 00:35:17,331 --> 00:35:20,041 Uh, no, but he gave us his solemn oath. 436 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:25,087 If you believe that that joker could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal. 437 00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:28,716 I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, 438 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,968 you might want to help get him out. 439 00:35:31,053 --> 00:35:32,637 I can pay you. 440 00:35:33,722 --> 00:35:36,098 Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes! 441 00:35:36,183 --> 00:35:39,685 Wait, no! Valiant, no! Oh, my stogie! 442 00:35:41,271 --> 00:35:49,362 Wah! 443 00:35:54,868 --> 00:35:57,787 It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. 444 00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:04,877 All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. 445 00:36:26,024 --> 00:36:27,692 Baby was right. 446 00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:40,079 The hell with it. 447 00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:10,276 - Aah! - Aah! 448 00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:13,320 - How the hell did you get in here? - Through the mail slot. 449 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,531 I thought it would be best if I waited inside, 450 00:37:15,615 --> 00:37:17,366 seein' as how I'm wanted for murder! 451 00:37:17,451 --> 00:37:20,870 No kiddin'. Just talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting. 452 00:37:20,954 --> 00:37:23,956 Wait a minute. Anybody know you're here? 453 00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:26,584 Nobody. Not a soul except, uh... 454 00:37:26,668 --> 00:37:29,754 - Who? - Well, you see... 455 00:37:29,838 --> 00:37:32,590 I didn't know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy. 456 00:37:32,674 --> 00:37:35,342 He didn't know, so I asked the fireman, the green grocer, 457 00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:37,511 the butcher, the baker. They didn't know. 458 00:37:37,596 --> 00:37:39,430 But the liquor store guy, he knew. 459 00:37:39,723 --> 00:37:41,974 In other words, the whole damn town knows you're here! 460 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:43,934 - Get out of here! Come on. Out! - Hey, take it easy, will ya? 461 00:37:44,019 --> 00:37:45,728 - Out! Get out! Come on. - Please, Eddie, don't throw me out! 462 00:37:45,812 --> 00:37:47,063 - You're making a big mistake! - Get out of here! 463 00:37:47,147 --> 00:37:49,398 - I didn't kill anybody! I swear! - Let go of that door, will ya? 464 00:37:49,483 --> 00:37:52,860 This whole thing's a setup, a scam, a frame job. Ow! 465 00:37:53,111 --> 00:37:55,529 Eddie, I could never hurt anybody. Ow! 466 00:37:55,614 --> 00:37:57,948 My whole purpose in life 467 00:37:58,033 --> 00:38:01,327 is to make people. 468 00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:05,498 laugh! 469 00:38:06,291 --> 00:38:08,000 Okay, okay. Sure, I admit it. 470 00:38:08,126 --> 00:38:11,170 I got a little steamed when you showed me those pictures of Jessica, 471 00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:14,882 so I rushed over to the Ink and Paint Club. 472 00:38:14,966 --> 00:38:19,178 But she wasn't in her dressing room, so I wrote her a love letter. 473 00:38:19,346 --> 00:38:20,846 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 474 00:38:21,681 --> 00:38:25,768 You're telling me, in a fit ofjealousy, you wrote your wife a love letter? 475 00:38:25,852 --> 00:38:30,773 That's right. I know that she was just an innocent victim of circumstance. 476 00:38:30,857 --> 00:38:33,359 I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine, huh? 477 00:38:33,443 --> 00:38:35,528 Lipstick, yes. Mirror, no. 478 00:38:35,612 --> 00:38:38,405 I found a nice, clean piece of paper. 479 00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:43,577 "Dear Jessica, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways." 480 00:38:43,662 --> 00:38:47,581 "One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand..." 481 00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:49,750 Why didn't you just leave the letter there? 482 00:38:49,835 --> 00:38:53,462 Obviously, a poem of this power and sensitivity must... 483 00:38:53,547 --> 00:38:54,672 Aah! 484 00:38:54,756 --> 00:38:57,883 ...be read in person, so I went home to wait for her. 485 00:38:58,093 --> 00:39:00,636 But the weasels were there, waiting for me. 486 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,763 So... So I ran. 487 00:39:03,056 --> 00:39:07,059 So why come to me? I'm the guy that took the pictures of your wife. 488 00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:10,354 Yeah, and you're also the guy that helped all these Toons. 489 00:39:10,438 --> 00:39:12,982 Everybody knows, when a Toon's in trouble, 490 00:39:13,066 --> 00:39:16,318 there's only one place to go, Valiant and Valiant. 491 00:39:16,403 --> 00:39:18,154 Not anymore. 492 00:39:19,072 --> 00:39:20,698 Get out of that chair! 493 00:39:24,077 --> 00:39:27,246 - That's my brother's chair. - Yeah. Where is your brother anyway? 494 00:39:27,330 --> 00:39:30,749 He looks like a sensitive and sober fellow. 495 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:34,920 - That's it. I'm callin' the cops. - Go ahead. Call the cops. 496 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:37,506 I come here for help, and what do you do? 497 00:39:37,591 --> 00:39:41,093 You turn me in. No, no, don't feel guilty about me. 498 00:39:41,678 --> 00:39:44,638 So long, and thanks for nothin'. 499 00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:49,560 That's the closet! Stupe. 500 00:40:02,407 --> 00:40:06,619 Eddie Valiant, you're under arrest. 501 00:40:06,703 --> 00:40:07,995 Get out! 502 00:40:08,622 --> 00:40:12,833 - Idiot. I got no keys for these cuffs. - Huh? 503 00:40:14,544 --> 00:40:15,711 Yah! 504 00:40:21,509 --> 00:40:24,553 Come on. Get the lead out. Move it, would ya? Move it! 505 00:40:25,847 --> 00:40:30,351 Yah! It's the Toon Patrol! 506 00:40:33,521 --> 00:40:35,731 Hide me, Eddie. P-p-please! 507 00:40:37,984 --> 00:40:40,945 - Remember. You never saw me. - Get out of there! 508 00:40:41,112 --> 00:40:44,156 Don't let 'em find me! 509 00:40:44,783 --> 00:40:47,409 Come on, Eddie. You're my only hope. 510 00:40:47,494 --> 00:40:50,746 Open up in the name of the law! 511 00:40:50,830 --> 00:40:52,081 - That's us. - P-p-please, Eddie. 512 00:40:52,165 --> 00:40:54,625 You know there's no justice for Toons anymore. 513 00:40:54,709 --> 00:40:58,420 - If the weasels get their hands on me... - Are you in there? 514 00:40:58,505 --> 00:41:02,591 - I'm as good as dipped. - Don't make us play rough, Valiant. 515 00:41:02,676 --> 00:41:04,927 We just want the rabbit. 516 00:41:05,011 --> 00:41:07,763 What are we gonna do, Eddie? What are we gonna do? 517 00:41:07,847 --> 00:41:09,974 What are we gonna do? 518 00:41:10,058 --> 00:41:12,726 What's all this "we" stuff? They just want the rabbit. 519 00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:26,532 It looks like they gave us the slip, huh, boss? 520 00:41:26,616 --> 00:41:29,827 Nah. Valiant's got him stashed somewhere. 521 00:41:32,247 --> 00:41:34,540 Hold it right there. 522 00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:39,253 Hello, boys. I didn't hear you come in. 523 00:41:41,006 --> 00:41:44,008 Okay, wise guy. Where's the rabbit? 524 00:41:44,092 --> 00:41:45,634 I haven't seen him. 525 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,513 - What's in there? - My lingerie. 526 00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:52,099 Sheesh, Valiant. 527 00:41:57,981 --> 00:41:59,565 Search the place, boys. 528 00:42:00,358 --> 00:42:02,276 And leave no stone unturned. 529 00:42:03,486 --> 00:42:07,448 Look, Valiant, we got a reliable tip-off the rabbit was here, 530 00:42:07,532 --> 00:42:10,242 and it was "corrugated" by several others. 531 00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:13,454 So cut the "bullshtick." 532 00:42:14,039 --> 00:42:18,083 You keep talkin' like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out. 533 00:42:29,763 --> 00:42:38,020 Stop that laughin'! 534 00:42:38,104 --> 00:42:42,399 You know what happens when ya can't stop laughin'! 535 00:42:45,862 --> 00:42:49,114 One of these days, you're gonna die laughin'. 536 00:42:51,576 --> 00:42:54,244 As for you, Valiant, step out of line, 537 00:42:54,329 --> 00:42:57,206 and we'll hang you and your laundry 538 00:42:57,290 --> 00:42:59,208 out to dry. 539 00:43:03,254 --> 00:43:05,422 Come on, boys. Let's "am-scray." 540 00:43:08,510 --> 00:43:11,470 - They're gone. - Jeepers, Eddie, that was swell. 541 00:43:11,554 --> 00:43:15,182 You saved my life. How can I ever repay ya? 542 00:43:16,851 --> 00:43:21,730 Blecch! For starters, don't ever kiss me again! 543 00:43:23,983 --> 00:43:27,903 Stop kicking me. Stop kicking me. 544 00:43:30,323 --> 00:43:32,866 Dolores. Dolores! 545 00:43:32,951 --> 00:43:34,868 Dolores! 546 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,126 Hey, Eddie, you made the front page today. 547 00:43:42,210 --> 00:43:45,379 - Yeah, I guess I made some ink. - And what ink. 548 00:43:45,463 --> 00:43:49,341 Come on, Eddie. Just let's go. Please! 549 00:43:52,762 --> 00:43:54,888 So tell me, Eddie. Is that a rabbit in your pocket, 550 00:43:54,973 --> 00:43:56,807 or are you just happy to see me? 551 00:43:58,393 --> 00:44:01,019 Cut the comedy, Dolores. I've had a very hard day. 552 00:44:01,855 --> 00:44:04,481 - I gotta get out of these cuffs. - Oh, swell. 553 00:44:05,442 --> 00:44:06,608 Whew! 554 00:44:06,693 --> 00:44:09,611 Jeepers, Eddie, that almost killed me! 555 00:44:09,696 --> 00:44:10,696 Ow. 556 00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:13,615 Boy, what is this? Some kind of a secret room? 557 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:16,243 It's a rotgut room. A holdover from Prohibition. 558 00:44:16,327 --> 00:44:19,872 Oh, I get it. A speakeasy, a gin mill, a hooch parlor. 559 00:44:19,956 --> 00:44:21,457 - Tools are up here, Eddie. - Look at this! 560 00:44:21,541 --> 00:44:23,834 - Aah! - It's a spy hole! 561 00:44:23,918 --> 00:44:26,587 Jeepers, Eddie! This would be a great place to hide! 562 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,467 - Crazy Toon. Oof! - Watch your head! 563 00:44:33,344 --> 00:44:35,637 I thought you said you'd never take another Toon case. 564 00:44:35,722 --> 00:44:38,223 - What'd you have, a change of heart? - Nothing's changed. 565 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:41,351 Somebody's made a patsy out of me, and I'm going to find out why. 566 00:44:49,486 --> 00:44:50,903 Hold still, will ya? 567 00:44:53,531 --> 00:44:56,241 - Does this help? - Yeah. Thanks. 568 00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:01,497 You mean to tell me that 569 00:45:01,581 --> 00:45:03,916 you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time? 570 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,169 No, not at any time. Only when it was funny. 571 00:45:07,253 --> 00:45:08,587 Get out! 572 00:45:08,671 --> 00:45:11,548 Come on, Eddie. Where's your sense of humor? 573 00:45:11,633 --> 00:45:14,218 He always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder? 574 00:45:14,302 --> 00:45:16,345 Listen, my philosophy is this. 575 00:45:16,429 --> 00:45:19,598 If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead. 576 00:45:19,682 --> 00:45:23,393 You just may get your wish unless I can figure out what happened to this. 577 00:45:23,478 --> 00:45:26,063 - What is it, Eddie? - Just look at it. 578 00:45:26,147 --> 00:45:29,024 - Mr. Acme's will. - Yeah. 579 00:45:29,108 --> 00:45:31,193 And I think Maroon played the part of sound mind 580 00:45:31,277 --> 00:45:32,694 and your wife the sound body. 581 00:45:32,779 --> 00:45:34,947 Why, I resent that innuendo! 582 00:45:35,031 --> 00:45:37,824 - What's the scheme, Eddie? - I don't think they got to the will. 583 00:45:38,785 --> 00:45:39,743 But how do you know? 584 00:45:39,827 --> 00:45:42,412 Because they were still looking for it after they killed him. 585 00:45:42,497 --> 00:45:43,789 Anything I can do? 586 00:45:43,873 --> 00:45:45,916 Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate. 587 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,335 Yeah, check the probate! 588 00:45:48,419 --> 00:45:51,713 Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, 589 00:45:51,798 --> 00:45:55,926 and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water. 590 00:45:56,010 --> 00:46:00,556 - Not prostate, you idiot. Probate! - Let me get this straight. 591 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,308 You think that my boss, R.K. Maroon 592 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,936 dropped a safe on Marvin Acme's head 593 00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:08,438 so that he could get his hands on Toontown? 594 00:46:08,523 --> 00:46:10,399 Yeah. 595 00:46:10,483 --> 00:46:11,900 That's my hunch. 596 00:46:13,278 --> 00:46:16,613 Uh, can he stay here for a couple of days? 597 00:46:18,157 --> 00:46:19,992 He's not gonna do anything crazy, is he? 598 00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:28,625 - Where are you going? - Back to the office. 599 00:46:31,004 --> 00:46:34,548 Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant? 600 00:46:40,930 --> 00:46:43,599 You've got the wrong idea about me, Mr. Valiant. 601 00:46:43,683 --> 00:46:46,310 I'm a pawn in this, just like Roger. 602 00:46:46,394 --> 00:46:51,607 Can you help me find him? Just name your price and I'll pay it. 603 00:46:51,691 --> 00:46:53,525 Yeah, I bet you would. 604 00:46:54,861 --> 00:46:57,237 You've gotta have the rabbit to make the scam work. 605 00:46:57,322 --> 00:47:01,241 No, no, no. I love my husband. You've got me all wrong. 606 00:47:01,326 --> 00:47:04,745 You don't know how hard it is being a woman 607 00:47:04,829 --> 00:47:06,830 looking the way I do. 608 00:47:07,373 --> 00:47:08,707 Yeah, well. 609 00:47:09,751 --> 00:47:12,377 You don't know how hard it is being a man 610 00:47:13,046 --> 00:47:15,631 looking at a woman, looking the way you do. 611 00:47:15,715 --> 00:47:19,259 I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. 612 00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:26,975 Weren't you the one I caught playing patty-cake with old man Acme? 613 00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:31,313 You didn't catch me, Mr. Valiant. You were set up to take those pictures. 614 00:47:31,397 --> 00:47:35,150 - What are you talking about? - Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. 615 00:47:35,234 --> 00:47:36,943 I didn't want to have anything to do with it, 616 00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:40,030 but he said if I didn't pose for those patty-cake pictures, 617 00:47:40,114 --> 00:47:42,658 Roger would never work in this town again. 618 00:47:42,742 --> 00:47:44,201 I couldn't let that happen. 619 00:47:44,827 --> 00:47:47,913 I'd do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant. 620 00:47:48,414 --> 00:47:51,667 - Anything. - What a wife. 621 00:47:51,751 --> 00:47:55,337 I'm desperate, Mr. Valiant. Can't you see how much I need you? 622 00:47:55,421 --> 00:47:58,757 Dabblin' in watercolors, Eddie? 623 00:47:59,801 --> 00:48:01,885 Well. 624 00:48:03,846 --> 00:48:05,555 Sorry. 625 00:48:06,265 --> 00:48:09,434 Good-bye, Eddie. My offer stands firm. 626 00:48:09,936 --> 00:48:11,895 Think about it. 627 00:48:20,571 --> 00:48:22,072 Well! 628 00:48:23,491 --> 00:48:26,451 Do you want to tell me what she was doing with her arms around you? 629 00:48:26,536 --> 00:48:29,037 Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife. 630 00:48:29,122 --> 00:48:32,040 Come on, Eddie. I caught you with your pants down! 631 00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:34,376 Yeah, but I... Dolores, come... 632 00:48:38,631 --> 00:48:39,673 Come on, Dolores. 633 00:48:39,757 --> 00:48:42,259 You don't believe a painted hussy like that could turn my head. 634 00:48:42,343 --> 00:48:44,261 She's just trying to get her hands on the rabbit. 635 00:48:44,345 --> 00:48:46,555 That's not all she's trying to get her hands on. 636 00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:49,307 Now, look, Dolores, listen. Listen to me. 637 00:48:49,392 --> 00:48:53,395 Look, I want you to go out, I want you to buy yourself a new swim suit, 638 00:48:53,479 --> 00:48:55,313 'cause you and me are going to Catalina. 639 00:48:55,398 --> 00:48:57,399 I'm on the verge of wrappin' up this case. 640 00:48:57,483 --> 00:48:58,900 No, you're not, Eddie. 641 00:48:58,985 --> 00:49:02,904 That's what I came to tell you. I stopped by Probate. 642 00:49:02,989 --> 00:49:05,991 Maroon's not after Toontown like you thought. 643 00:49:06,075 --> 00:49:08,952 It's Cloverleaf that wants to get their hands on Toontown. 644 00:49:09,036 --> 00:49:10,746 They put in the highest bid. 645 00:49:10,830 --> 00:49:13,915 And unless Mr. Acme's will shows up by midnight tonight, 646 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,501 Cloverleaf is gonna own Toontown. 647 00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:20,338 - What? At midnight tonight? - That's right. 648 00:49:21,132 --> 00:49:24,676 First they buy the Red Car, then they want to get their hands on Toontown. 649 00:49:26,512 --> 00:49:27,929 - I don't get it. - Shh! 650 00:49:28,014 --> 00:49:29,556 Yes! 651 00:49:29,807 --> 00:49:31,516 Roger! 652 00:49:35,354 --> 00:49:37,522 The rabbit. Get the judge. 653 00:49:37,857 --> 00:49:39,357 A joke don't sit there on your brain 654 00:49:39,442 --> 00:49:41,109 Nice shirt. 655 00:49:41,194 --> 00:49:44,529 Who's your tailor, Quasimodo? 656 00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:47,616 My buddy's Eddie V A sourpuss, you'll see. 657 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:50,952 But when I'm done he'll need no gun 'cause a joker he will be. 658 00:49:51,037 --> 00:49:53,121 C, D, E, F, G. 659 00:49:53,206 --> 00:49:57,459 H, I... I would love to raise some Сain. 660 00:49:57,543 --> 00:50:00,462 Believe me, it's no strain It feels so great 'cause I'm so tight. 661 00:50:00,546 --> 00:50:02,464 And look, there is no pain. 662 00:50:02,548 --> 00:50:04,466 No pain. No pain. No pain. 663 00:50:04,550 --> 00:50:05,592 Ow! 664 00:50:05,676 --> 00:50:09,429 No pain. No pain. No... 665 00:50:12,099 --> 00:50:14,392 - No! - Hey, wait! 666 00:50:15,728 --> 00:50:16,895 Yah! 667 00:50:18,147 --> 00:50:20,440 Hey, who turned out the lights? 668 00:50:20,525 --> 00:50:23,777 I can't see a thing! What's goin' on? 669 00:50:23,861 --> 00:50:25,445 You crazy rabbit! 670 00:50:25,530 --> 00:50:28,406 I've been out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doin'? 671 00:50:28,491 --> 00:50:30,200 Singin' and dancin'! 672 00:50:32,703 --> 00:50:35,831 But I'm a Toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh. 673 00:50:35,915 --> 00:50:37,123 Sit down! 674 00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:40,502 You don't understand. Those people needed to laugh. 675 00:50:40,586 --> 00:50:43,004 Yeah, and when they're done laughin', they'll call the cops! 676 00:50:43,089 --> 00:50:45,382 That guy Angelo would rat on you for a nickel. 677 00:50:45,466 --> 00:50:47,759 Not Angelo! He'd never turn me in. 678 00:50:47,844 --> 00:50:49,845 Why? Because you made him laugh? 679 00:50:49,929 --> 00:50:53,974 That's right. A laugh can be a very powerful thing. 680 00:50:54,058 --> 00:50:57,769 Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. 681 00:50:58,271 --> 00:50:59,563 - Laughter is the most... - Shh. 682 00:50:59,647 --> 00:51:03,108 "Ix-nay." "Ix-nay." 683 00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:12,284 I'm looking for a murderer. 684 00:51:24,755 --> 00:51:26,339 A rabbit. 685 00:51:29,218 --> 00:51:31,094 A Toon rabbit. 686 00:51:31,888 --> 00:51:35,473 About yea big. 687 00:51:36,267 --> 00:51:37,350 Look. 688 00:51:38,144 --> 00:51:41,771 There's no rabbit here, so don't harass my customers. 689 00:51:41,856 --> 00:51:46,067 I didn't come here to harass. I came here to reward. 690 00:52:21,646 --> 00:52:24,564 Hey. I seen a rabbit. 691 00:52:26,859 --> 00:52:27,943 Where? 692 00:52:28,027 --> 00:52:29,569 See? 693 00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:39,287 - Where? - He's right here in the bar. 694 00:52:46,253 --> 00:52:48,546 Say "hello," Harvey. 695 00:52:54,679 --> 00:52:57,055 I told you so. 696 00:53:19,286 --> 00:53:23,248 The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down. 697 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:28,336 Quite a loony selection for a group of drunken reprobates. 698 00:53:35,594 --> 00:53:36,761 He's here! 699 00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:43,727 Stop that laughing! 700 00:53:48,941 --> 00:53:51,067 Have you forgotten what happened last time? 701 00:53:51,152 --> 00:53:54,029 If you don't stop this laughing, you're gonna end up dead, 702 00:53:54,113 --> 00:53:56,698 just like your idiot hyena cousins! 703 00:53:56,782 --> 00:54:00,910 Say, boss, you want we should "disresemble" the place? 704 00:54:00,995 --> 00:54:06,791 No, Sergeant. Disassembling the place won't be necessary. 705 00:54:06,917 --> 00:54:11,087 The rabbit is going to come right to me. 706 00:54:13,549 --> 00:54:14,883 Gee. 707 00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:20,263 No Toon can resist the old Shave and a Haircut trick. 708 00:54:28,064 --> 00:54:30,607 I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom. 709 00:54:32,276 --> 00:54:33,860 Roger! 710 00:54:36,697 --> 00:54:38,406 Ro... Roger. 711 00:54:39,784 --> 00:54:42,202 Roger, no! 712 00:54:45,331 --> 00:54:47,290 Roger, don't... 713 00:54:49,835 --> 00:54:52,879 Shave and a haircut 714 00:54:54,965 --> 00:54:56,758 Two bits 715 00:55:01,055 --> 00:55:05,850 Hey, Judge, what should we do with the wallflower? 716 00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:07,769 We'll see to him later. 717 00:55:07,853 --> 00:55:12,357 Right now I feel like dispensing some justice. 718 00:55:13,317 --> 00:55:14,567 Bring me some dip. 719 00:55:14,777 --> 00:55:16,945 Aah! 720 00:55:20,699 --> 00:55:24,577 Does the condemned have anything to say before his sentence is carried out? 721 00:55:24,995 --> 00:55:28,373 Why, yeah. I... 722 00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:30,083 Wah! 723 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:34,712 Dolores, a bourbon, and make it a double. 724 00:55:35,214 --> 00:55:36,965 A fine time for a drink, Eddie. 725 00:55:37,049 --> 00:55:38,925 Maybe you'd like a bowl of pretzels to go with it! 726 00:55:39,009 --> 00:55:40,718 Pour the drink, Dolores. 727 00:55:47,059 --> 00:55:48,560 Hey, Judge! 728 00:55:49,687 --> 00:55:51,938 Doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request? 729 00:55:52,022 --> 00:55:54,691 Yeah! Nose plugs would be nice. 730 00:55:54,775 --> 00:55:57,235 I think you want a drink. 731 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,615 - How 'bout it, Judge? - Well, why not. 732 00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:05,994 I don't mind prolonging the execution. 733 00:56:06,078 --> 00:56:07,078 Happy trails. 734 00:56:07,163 --> 00:56:09,414 No, thanks, Eddie. I'm tryin' to cut down. 735 00:56:09,498 --> 00:56:11,499 - Drink the drink! - But I don't want the drink. 736 00:56:11,584 --> 00:56:12,625 He doesn't want the drink. 737 00:56:12,710 --> 00:56:14,085 - He does! You do! - I don't! 738 00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:15,461 - I don't! I don't! - You do! 739 00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:17,338 - You do! You don't. - I don't! 740 00:56:17,423 --> 00:56:20,300 - I do! - You don't! 741 00:56:20,384 --> 00:56:23,678 Listen, when I say "I do," that means I do! 742 00:56:38,027 --> 00:56:39,110 Aah! 743 00:56:47,119 --> 00:56:48,119 Come on. 744 00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:04,969 Gotcha, kid. 745 00:57:09,683 --> 00:57:12,227 Come on, Eddie, let's get out of here! 746 00:57:12,311 --> 00:57:14,604 Move it, pops! Yikes! 747 00:57:16,232 --> 00:57:19,484 That was quick thinkin', Eddie. Nothing like using the old spine flower, 748 00:57:19,568 --> 00:57:21,778 -the wise noodle, the smart puddin'. - Roger! 749 00:57:21,862 --> 00:57:23,821 - Yikes! Stop, will ya? - Let's use this! 750 00:57:23,906 --> 00:57:24,906 Yah! 751 00:57:24,990 --> 00:57:26,699 Let's get out of here! What are you waitin' for? 752 00:57:26,784 --> 00:57:27,825 There's no damn key! 753 00:57:27,910 --> 00:57:30,912 Hey, you weasels, let me out of here, will ya? Come on! 754 00:57:30,996 --> 00:57:34,624 - I've got to make a livin'! - Benny, is that you? 755 00:57:34,708 --> 00:57:39,337 No, it's Eleanor Roosevelt. Come on, Roger! Get me out of here! 756 00:57:39,421 --> 00:57:43,466 Eddie, we got ourselves a ride! Open the doors! 757 00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:51,599 - Whoo! - Ah, that's better. 758 00:57:51,684 --> 00:57:54,769 I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk. 759 00:57:54,853 --> 00:57:56,938 Come on, Eddie. Get in! 760 00:57:57,022 --> 00:57:59,691 - It was just a couple of miles. - I'll drive! 761 00:57:59,775 --> 00:58:02,443 - But I wanna drive! - No, I'll drive! 762 00:58:02,528 --> 00:58:06,114 I'm the cab. Out of my way, pencil neck! 763 00:58:06,198 --> 00:58:08,283 How about this weather, huh? 764 00:58:08,575 --> 00:58:11,619 - It never rains! - Would you beat it! 765 00:58:11,704 --> 00:58:13,788 They've sprung the cab! Let's go! 766 00:58:13,872 --> 00:58:16,124 And how about those Brooklyn Dodgers? 767 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:17,500 Are they bums, or what? 768 00:58:17,876 --> 00:58:19,544 Move over. I'm drivin'! 769 00:58:22,256 --> 00:58:24,299 Benny, Eddie, we got company! 770 00:58:24,383 --> 00:58:26,843 Will you look at these two? Excuse me, ladies! 771 00:58:28,512 --> 00:58:30,471 Now that's what I call a couple of road hogs. 772 00:58:31,849 --> 00:58:36,144 - I'm gonna blow his head off. - Benny, look out for the Red Car! 773 00:58:41,358 --> 00:58:44,485 Whoa! 774 00:58:45,571 --> 00:58:48,364 Benny, there's cops right behind us! 775 00:58:48,449 --> 00:58:51,200 Not for long, Roger. 776 00:58:51,577 --> 00:58:54,245 - No! - Now they're right in front of us. 777 00:58:55,873 --> 00:58:58,249 Eddie, we're goin' backwards. Turn us around. 778 00:58:58,334 --> 00:59:00,251 Give me the wheel. Give me the wheel! 779 00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:07,300 - The cops are still on our tail! - I know the cops are on our tail! 780 00:59:07,384 --> 00:59:09,010 What do you think I am? Benny! 781 00:59:09,094 --> 00:59:11,220 No. No! 782 00:59:11,305 --> 00:59:13,765 Pull the lever! 783 00:59:13,849 --> 00:59:15,433 - Which one? - Which one? 784 00:59:15,517 --> 00:59:18,102 Which one? 785 00:59:18,187 --> 00:59:19,562 I'm gonna ram 'em. 786 00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,774 What the heck? 787 00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:24,192 Whoa! 788 00:59:26,278 --> 00:59:28,279 I'm gettin' too old for this! 789 00:59:30,616 --> 00:59:31,783 Aah! 790 00:59:35,662 --> 00:59:37,205 Jumpin' jeepers! 791 00:59:37,289 --> 00:59:39,707 Hey, Roger, what do you call the middle of a song? 792 00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:41,793 - Gee, I don't know. A bridge! - Aah! 793 00:59:45,172 --> 00:59:48,383 - Well, fellas, where can I drop ya? - Yeah. Somewhere we can hide. 794 00:59:48,467 --> 00:59:51,386 I got just the place. And incidentally, 795 00:59:51,470 --> 00:59:54,806 if you should ever need a ride, just stick out your thumb. 796 00:59:54,890 --> 00:59:57,433 Hey, share the road, will ya, lady? 797 00:59:59,228 --> 01:00:02,146 Ah, well, that wasn't so bad, was it? 798 01:00:17,162 --> 01:00:20,915 Boy, did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy. 799 01:00:20,999 --> 01:00:24,502 What timing, what finesse! What a genius! 800 01:00:24,837 --> 01:00:27,505 Ouch! 801 01:00:28,507 --> 01:00:31,259 We're supposed to be hiding. What's wrong with you? 802 01:00:31,343 --> 01:00:33,428 Ow. What's wrong with you? 803 01:00:33,512 --> 01:00:36,264 You're the only person in this theater that isn't laughing. 804 01:00:36,348 --> 01:00:39,851 Is there nothing that can permeate your impervious puss? 805 01:00:39,935 --> 01:00:43,938 Hey, Eddie! Boy, nothin'. 806 01:00:44,022 --> 01:00:48,985 What could've possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss? 807 01:00:49,069 --> 01:00:52,238 You want to know? I'll tell you. 808 01:00:52,781 --> 01:00:55,700 - A Toon killed my brother. - A Toon? No. 809 01:00:55,784 --> 01:00:59,495 That's right. A Toon. 810 01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:03,124 We were investigating a robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. 811 01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:07,086 Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working Toontown. 812 01:01:07,171 --> 01:01:09,046 We thought it was a lot of laughs. 813 01:01:10,466 --> 01:01:13,050 Anyway, this guy 814 01:01:14,595 --> 01:01:16,929 got away with a zillion simoleons. 815 01:01:20,350 --> 01:01:22,894 We trailed him to a little dive down on Yockster Street. 816 01:01:24,438 --> 01:01:25,897 We went in. 817 01:01:27,733 --> 01:01:31,027 Only he got the drop on us, literally. 818 01:01:32,779 --> 01:01:35,781 Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. 819 01:01:37,326 --> 01:01:38,784 Broke my arm. 820 01:01:39,703 --> 01:01:41,913 Teddy never made it. 821 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,541 I never did find out who that guy was. 822 01:01:46,084 --> 01:01:47,877 All I remember was, 823 01:01:47,961 --> 01:01:50,713 he was standin' over me, laughin', 824 01:01:50,797 --> 01:01:54,008 with those burnin' red eyes 825 01:01:54,092 --> 01:01:56,302 and that high, squeaky voice. 826 01:01:58,931 --> 01:02:01,182 He disappeared into Toontown after that. 827 01:02:01,767 --> 01:02:06,521 No wonder you hate me. 828 01:02:06,647 --> 01:02:10,775 If a Toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too! 829 01:02:11,568 --> 01:02:13,986 Come on, don't cry. I don't hate you. 830 01:02:14,071 --> 01:02:16,155 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 831 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:17,532 You do hate me. 832 01:02:17,616 --> 01:02:21,244 Otherwise you wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times. 833 01:02:21,328 --> 01:02:24,205 Well, I'm sorry I yanked your ears. 834 01:02:24,289 --> 01:02:26,916 All the times you yanked my ears? 835 01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:31,462 - All the times I yanked your ears. - Apology accepted. 836 01:02:31,797 --> 01:02:35,591 Put 'er there, pal. I feel better. Oh, boy! 837 01:02:35,676 --> 01:02:37,468 I hope it's another cartoon! 838 01:02:37,553 --> 01:02:41,347 Jeepers, another stupid newsreel. 839 01:02:41,723 --> 01:02:43,808 I hate the news. 840 01:02:45,519 --> 01:02:47,937 - Did you get all my stuff? - Yes. 841 01:02:48,522 --> 01:02:51,107 It's all packed up in the car outside. 842 01:02:51,858 --> 01:02:55,528 Would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels. 843 01:02:56,363 --> 01:03:00,366 Yeah. I'm sorry about the trouble in the bar. 844 01:03:01,493 --> 01:03:04,996 Oh, hell. Stuffing olives for a living wasn't for me anyway. 845 01:03:06,498 --> 01:03:07,832 Dolores? 846 01:03:11,503 --> 01:03:14,589 You oughta find yourself a good man. 847 01:03:17,509 --> 01:03:19,552 But I already have a good man. 848 01:03:27,144 --> 01:03:29,478 P-p-please, don't mind me. 849 01:03:32,983 --> 01:03:34,066 You better get going, Eddie. 850 01:03:36,737 --> 01:03:41,407 A near miss, but this miss says that's as good as a smile. 851 01:03:42,367 --> 01:03:44,160 Сalifornia Сloverleaf... 852 01:03:44,244 --> 01:03:46,370 Glad Teddy's not here to see me running away 853 01:03:46,455 --> 01:03:47,955 with my tail between my legs. 854 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,334 It's not so bad once you get used to it. 855 01:03:51,918 --> 01:03:53,961 The Pacific Red Сar trolley line 856 01:03:54,046 --> 01:03:57,214 and the venerated Maroon Сartoon Studios. 857 01:03:57,299 --> 01:04:00,134 Here, R.K. Maroon is seen clinching the deal 858 01:04:00,218 --> 01:04:02,178 with Сloverleaf's bankers and execs 859 01:04:02,262 --> 01:04:06,599 in one of the biggest real estate deals ever in Сalifornia history. 860 01:04:06,683 --> 01:04:08,601 - That's it! - Three-and-a-half million dollars... 861 01:04:09,394 --> 01:04:10,895 That's the connection! 862 01:04:20,530 --> 01:04:22,531 Let's forget it. There's nobody here. 863 01:04:22,616 --> 01:04:26,410 - Is that it, or are you scared? - P-p-please! Me, scared? 864 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,287 Don't be ridiculous. 865 01:04:29,790 --> 01:04:33,584 When you called Maroon, you told him you had the will, but you don't. 866 01:04:33,669 --> 01:04:36,087 When he finds out, he's gonna be mad. 867 01:04:36,171 --> 01:04:38,339 He might try to kill ya. 868 01:04:38,423 --> 01:04:42,176 I can handle a Hollywood cream puff. I just don't want the odds to change. 869 01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:44,011 Now, you cover my back. 870 01:04:45,514 --> 01:04:47,848 And if you hear or see anything, beep the horn twice. 871 01:04:47,933 --> 01:04:51,352 Yeah, that's it. Beep the horn twice. Cover your back. 872 01:04:51,436 --> 01:04:56,273 Boy, I'm ready. Dukes up, eyes peeled, ears to the ground. 873 01:04:56,358 --> 01:04:59,568 Why, nobody gets the drop on Roger Rabbit. 874 01:05:21,299 --> 01:05:23,551 - Aah! - What's up, Doc? 875 01:05:23,635 --> 01:05:25,803 Valiant, what are you trying to do, give me a heart attack? 876 01:05:25,887 --> 01:05:28,180 You need a heart before you can have an attack. 877 01:05:28,265 --> 01:05:30,641 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the will? 878 01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:33,769 Sure. I got the will. 879 01:05:36,064 --> 01:05:38,232 The question is, do you have the way? 880 01:05:38,316 --> 01:05:40,901 'Cause I can tell you now, it ain't gonna come cheap. 881 01:05:40,986 --> 01:05:43,904 You got a lot of brass coming up here by yourself. 882 01:05:43,989 --> 01:05:45,656 Who said I'm here by myself? 883 01:05:57,878 --> 01:05:59,837 Let me see that will. 884 01:06:00,046 --> 01:06:02,298 - I told you, I got it. - I want to see it now! 885 01:06:06,470 --> 01:06:11,098 "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways"? 886 01:06:11,183 --> 01:06:14,143 - This supposed to be a joke? - No, this is. 887 01:06:19,065 --> 01:06:20,858 Get up! Come on. 888 01:06:20,942 --> 01:06:23,027 What are you gonna do to me, Valiant? 889 01:06:23,945 --> 01:06:27,239 I'm gonna listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario. 890 01:06:28,033 --> 01:06:31,869 A story of greed, sex and murder. 891 01:06:31,953 --> 01:06:35,539 And the parts that I don't like, I'm gonna edit out. 892 01:06:35,624 --> 01:06:38,751 You got it all wrong! I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer! 893 01:06:38,835 --> 01:06:41,712 Everybody's got to have a hobby. 894 01:06:42,631 --> 01:06:45,382 Oh, stop it. Stop it! Stop it! 895 01:06:45,884 --> 01:06:48,886 The truth is, I had a chance to sell my studio, 896 01:06:48,970 --> 01:06:52,097 but Cloverleaf wouldn't buy my property unless Acme sold them his. 897 01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:53,891 The stubborn bastard wouldn't sell, 898 01:06:53,975 --> 01:06:57,394 so I was gonna blackmail Acme with pictures of him and the rabbit's wife. 899 01:06:57,479 --> 01:07:01,065 Blackmail, that's all! I've been around Toons all my life! 900 01:07:01,149 --> 01:07:05,236 - I didn't want to see 'em destroyed! - Toons destroyed? Why? 901 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,280 - If I tell ya, I'm a dead man. - You're a dead man if you don't tell me. 902 01:07:08,365 --> 01:07:11,909 Unless Acme's will shows by midnight tonight, 903 01:07:11,993 --> 01:07:15,246 Toontown's going to be live for the free... Aah! 904 01:07:39,104 --> 01:07:41,438 Roger! 905 01:08:47,923 --> 01:08:49,840 - What the... - Yeah, what in Sam Hill... 906 01:08:49,925 --> 01:08:53,928 Eddie Valiant! Well, you're a sight for sore eyes! 907 01:08:54,012 --> 01:08:56,764 I ain't seen you in nigh on to five years. 908 01:08:56,848 --> 01:08:59,433 - Where've you been? - Drunk. 909 01:09:01,269 --> 01:09:04,313 - You feeling frisky tonight, fellas? - Yeah! 910 01:09:05,857 --> 01:09:07,650 Let's go. 911 01:09:07,734 --> 01:09:10,069 Yahoo! 912 01:10:08,461 --> 01:10:11,922 Smile, darn ya, smile. 913 01:10:12,215 --> 01:10:17,219 You know, this old world is a great world after all. 914 01:10:17,595 --> 01:10:21,140 Smile, darn ya, smile. 915 01:10:21,349 --> 01:10:26,186 And right away watch lady luck pay you a call. 916 01:10:26,771 --> 01:10:31,025 Things are never black as they are painted. 917 01:10:31,484 --> 01:10:34,236 Time for you and joy to get acquainted. 918 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,571 Hi, Eddie! 919 01:10:35,989 --> 01:10:39,450 Hi, Eddie! Hi, Eddie! Bye, Eddie! 920 01:10:52,088 --> 01:10:55,257 Tallyho! Tallyho! 921 01:11:05,643 --> 01:11:06,894 Get out of here! 922 01:11:19,324 --> 01:11:20,532 Going up, sir. 923 01:11:22,494 --> 01:11:23,827 Yah! 924 01:11:25,288 --> 01:11:27,039 Mind the step, sir. 925 01:11:28,666 --> 01:11:30,542 Hold on, sir. 926 01:11:32,253 --> 01:11:33,670 Yah! 927 01:11:39,052 --> 01:11:41,011 Your floor, sir. 928 01:11:43,515 --> 01:11:45,474 Have a good day, sir. 929 01:11:49,521 --> 01:11:51,480 Ah. Gotcha. 930 01:11:55,693 --> 01:11:58,195 A man! 931 01:12:05,870 --> 01:12:09,414 Yoo-hoo, lover boy! It's Lena Hyena! 932 01:12:12,919 --> 01:12:14,795 Aah! 933 01:12:16,589 --> 01:12:18,340 Oh, no! 934 01:12:18,842 --> 01:12:20,342 Aah! 935 01:12:27,142 --> 01:12:30,144 - Oh, "wook," piggies. - Hi, Tweety. 936 01:12:30,228 --> 01:12:34,022 This "wittle" piggy went to market. This "wittle" piggy stayed home. 937 01:12:34,107 --> 01:12:36,567 - No. - This "wittle" piggy had roast beef. 938 01:12:36,651 --> 01:12:40,028 - And this "wittle" piggy had... - Aah! 939 01:12:40,655 --> 01:12:42,197 Uh-oh. Ran out of piggies. 940 01:12:42,699 --> 01:12:45,242 Yah! 941 01:12:47,453 --> 01:12:51,707 Eh, what's up, Doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it? 942 01:12:51,791 --> 01:12:52,875 Yeah. 943 01:12:52,959 --> 01:12:54,293 Yeah. You could get killed. 944 01:12:54,377 --> 01:12:57,796 - You guys got a spare? - Uh, Bugs does. 945 01:12:57,881 --> 01:12:59,923 - Yeah? - Yeah, but I don't think you want it. 946 01:13:00,008 --> 01:13:03,468 - I do! I do! Give it to me! - Gee, better let him have it, Bugs. 947 01:13:03,553 --> 01:13:07,264 Okay, Doc. Whatever you say. Here's the spare. 948 01:13:07,348 --> 01:13:08,891 Thank you. 949 01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:13,937 Ah, no! Ahh! 950 01:13:14,772 --> 01:13:17,774 - Ah, poor fella. Ha, ha. - Yeah. Ain't I a stinker? 951 01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:20,694 Aah! 952 01:13:21,654 --> 01:13:24,281 My man! 953 01:13:28,578 --> 01:13:30,454 Come to Lena! 954 01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:37,586 Ooh! 955 01:13:38,004 --> 01:13:40,297 Toons. Gets 'em every time. 956 01:13:58,524 --> 01:14:00,025 - Gesundheit. - Thank you. 957 01:14:02,195 --> 01:14:03,320 Valiant? 958 01:14:08,534 --> 01:14:10,827 I always knew I'd get it in Toontown. 959 01:14:10,912 --> 01:14:13,247 Behind you! 960 01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:15,958 Drop it, lady! 961 01:14:16,042 --> 01:14:18,001 I just saved your life, and you still don't trust me? 962 01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:21,338 - I don't trust anybody or anything! - Not even your own eyes? 963 01:14:22,173 --> 01:14:25,968 That's the gun that killed R.K. Maroon, and Doom pulled the trigger. 964 01:14:26,052 --> 01:14:28,178 - Doom? - I followed him to the studio, 965 01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:29,888 but I was too late to stop him. 966 01:14:29,973 --> 01:14:32,432 That's right! You'll never stop me! 967 01:14:32,517 --> 01:14:35,352 - You're dead! You're both dead! - Doom! 968 01:14:38,356 --> 01:14:40,524 - Which way'd he go? - Well, I don't know. 969 01:14:40,608 --> 01:14:44,361 - Well, he went that-a-way. - Let's go! 970 01:14:44,779 --> 01:14:45,821 Dum-dums. 971 01:14:45,905 --> 01:14:47,364 - Come on. - Yeah. 972 01:14:48,574 --> 01:14:51,743 - Oh, no. Where's Roger? - Roger? 973 01:14:51,828 --> 01:14:53,537 He chickened out on me back at the studio. 974 01:14:53,621 --> 01:14:54,663 No, he didn't. 975 01:14:54,747 --> 01:14:56,957 I hit him on the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk 976 01:14:57,041 --> 01:14:58,500 so he wouldn't get hurt. 977 01:14:58,584 --> 01:14:59,835 Makes perfect sense. 978 01:14:59,919 --> 01:15:01,712 We're obviously not going anywhere in my car. 979 01:15:01,838 --> 01:15:02,879 Let's take yours. 980 01:15:05,216 --> 01:15:07,884 I got a feeling somebody already did. 981 01:15:07,969 --> 01:15:09,886 From the looks of it, I'd say it was Roger. 982 01:15:09,971 --> 01:15:12,931 My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel. 983 01:15:13,016 --> 01:15:15,726 - A better lover than a driver, huh? - You'd better believe it, buster. 984 01:15:15,810 --> 01:15:18,812 Uh-oh. It's the weasels. This way! 985 01:15:18,896 --> 01:15:20,856 - We'll take Gingerbread Lane. - No, wait! No, no! 986 01:15:20,982 --> 01:15:23,984 Gingerbread Lane's this way. 987 01:15:24,068 --> 01:15:26,570 So, Valiant, you call a cab, or what? 988 01:15:26,654 --> 01:15:30,324 Hubba-hubba-hubba. Allow me, mademoiselle. 989 01:15:33,536 --> 01:15:35,245 So how long have you known it was Doom? 990 01:15:35,330 --> 01:15:38,332 Before poor Marvin Acme was killed, he confided in me 991 01:15:38,416 --> 01:15:40,834 that Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown, 992 01:15:40,918 --> 01:15:42,252 and he wouldn't stop at anything. 993 01:15:42,337 --> 01:15:43,879 So he gave you the will for safekeeping. 994 01:15:43,963 --> 01:15:45,047 That's what he told me. 995 01:15:45,131 --> 01:15:46,340 Except when I opened the envelope, 996 01:15:46,424 --> 01:15:48,508 there was only a blank piece of paper inside. 997 01:15:48,593 --> 01:15:51,803 - Huh. A joker to the end. - So where to, already? 998 01:15:51,888 --> 01:15:54,473 - My meter's runnin'! - I have to find my darling husband. 999 01:15:54,557 --> 01:15:56,016 I'm so worried about him. 1000 01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:58,685 Seriously, what do you see in that guy? 1001 01:15:58,770 --> 01:16:00,103 He makes me laugh. 1002 01:16:09,113 --> 01:16:11,948 Aah! 1003 01:16:12,617 --> 01:16:14,368 Whoa, I've been dipped! 1004 01:16:19,332 --> 01:16:20,999 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 1005 01:16:21,084 --> 01:16:25,462 What an unfortunate accident. Nothing more treacherous than a slippery road 1006 01:16:25,546 --> 01:16:29,132 especially when driving in a maniacal Toon vehicle. 1007 01:16:32,553 --> 01:16:34,388 Good work, boss. 1008 01:16:34,472 --> 01:16:36,723 Don't just stand there. Help them. 1009 01:16:37,266 --> 01:16:39,184 - Put them in my car. - Follow me. 1010 01:16:39,268 --> 01:16:42,938 And I think they'll enjoy attending the ribbon cutting at the Acme Factory. 1011 01:16:43,022 --> 01:16:44,898 Come on, you mugs. 1012 01:16:57,954 --> 01:17:01,623 We searched Valiant, boss. The will ain't on him. 1013 01:17:01,707 --> 01:17:06,169 - Then frisk the woman! - I'll handle this one. 1014 01:17:11,843 --> 01:17:14,678 Nice booby trap. 1015 01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:24,729 Do they have the will, or not? 1016 01:17:24,814 --> 01:17:27,691 - Nah, just a stupid love letter. - No matter. 1017 01:17:28,025 --> 01:17:31,736 I doubt if that will is gonna show up in the next 15 minutes anyway. 1018 01:17:32,822 --> 01:17:36,283 - What happens in the next 15 minutes? - Toontown will be legally mine. 1019 01:17:36,367 --> 01:17:38,493 Lock, stock and barrel. 1020 01:17:44,625 --> 01:17:46,501 Benny, is that you? 1021 01:17:46,878 --> 01:17:51,339 No, it's Shirley Temple! Ahh! Oh! Eee! 1022 01:17:51,424 --> 01:17:53,258 Jumpin' jeepers! What happened? 1023 01:17:53,342 --> 01:17:57,304 Doom grabbed your wife and Valiant and took 'em to the Acme Factory. 1024 01:17:57,388 --> 01:18:00,098 The Acme Factory? I know where that is. Get in! 1025 01:18:00,183 --> 01:18:03,310 Move over, Rog. You've done enough driving for one night. 1026 01:18:05,271 --> 01:18:07,564 Duh, Toontown right on the other side of the wall, boss. 1027 01:18:09,025 --> 01:18:12,319 You see, Mr. Valiant, the successful conclusion of this case 1028 01:18:12,403 --> 01:18:16,448 draws the curtains on my career as a jurist in Toontown. 1029 01:18:16,532 --> 01:18:20,285 I'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector. 1030 01:18:20,369 --> 01:18:22,996 That wouldn't be Cloverleaf Industries by any chance, huh? 1031 01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:24,080 Uh-uh. 1032 01:18:24,749 --> 01:18:26,750 You're looking at the sole stockholder. 1033 01:18:31,047 --> 01:18:34,758 Benny, you go for the cops. I'm gonna save my wife. 1034 01:18:34,842 --> 01:18:38,553 Be careful with that gun. This ain't no cartoon, you know. 1035 01:18:38,971 --> 01:18:40,639 This is no way to make a livin'. 1036 01:18:43,059 --> 01:18:45,268 Wouldn't you know. Locked. 1037 01:18:45,436 --> 01:18:46,853 Whoa! 1038 01:18:55,196 --> 01:18:57,781 Can you guess what this is? 1039 01:18:59,784 --> 01:19:04,412 Oh, my God! It's dip! 1040 01:19:04,497 --> 01:19:09,125 That's right, my dear. Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the Earth! 1041 01:19:12,421 --> 01:19:14,339 A vehicle of my own design. 1042 01:19:15,383 --> 01:19:18,343 5,000 gallons of heated dip 1043 01:19:18,427 --> 01:19:22,514 pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. 1044 01:19:23,599 --> 01:19:27,102 Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes. 1045 01:19:29,564 --> 01:19:31,064 I suppose you think 1046 01:19:31,148 --> 01:19:33,525 no one's going to notice Toontown's disappeared? 1047 01:19:33,609 --> 01:19:34,943 Who's got time to wonder what happened 1048 01:19:35,027 --> 01:19:36,528 to some ridiculous talking mice 1049 01:19:36,612 --> 01:19:39,573 when you're driving by at 75 miles an hour? 1050 01:19:39,657 --> 01:19:42,784 What are you talking about? There's no road past Toontown. 1051 01:19:42,868 --> 01:19:45,245 Not yet! Several months ago, 1052 01:19:45,329 --> 01:19:49,791 I had the good providence to stumble upon this plan of the city council's. 1053 01:19:49,875 --> 01:19:53,169 A construction plan of epic proportions. 1054 01:19:53,254 --> 01:19:56,548 They're calling it a freeway. 1055 01:19:56,632 --> 01:20:00,093 Freeway? What the hell's a freeway? 1056 01:20:00,177 --> 01:20:04,139 Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. 1057 01:20:04,223 --> 01:20:06,683 Smooth, safe, fast. 1058 01:20:06,767 --> 01:20:09,603 Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. 1059 01:20:09,687 --> 01:20:13,440 So that's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this freeway? 1060 01:20:14,025 --> 01:20:17,360 - I don't get it. - Of course not. You lack vision. 1061 01:20:17,445 --> 01:20:22,032 I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. 1062 01:20:22,116 --> 01:20:26,536 On and off, off and on, all day and all night! 1063 01:20:27,038 --> 01:20:32,417 Soon, where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, 1064 01:20:32,501 --> 01:20:37,756 inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food, 1065 01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:42,427 tire salons, automobile dealerships, 1066 01:20:42,511 --> 01:20:46,097 and wonderful, wonderful billboards 1067 01:20:46,182 --> 01:20:49,517 reaching as far as the eye can see! 1068 01:20:51,103 --> 01:20:55,732 - My God, it'll be beautiful. - Come on! 1069 01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:58,526 Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway 1070 01:20:58,611 --> 01:21:00,487 when they can take the Red Car for a nickel. 1071 01:21:00,571 --> 01:21:03,281 Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to. 1072 01:21:03,366 --> 01:21:08,078 You see, I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it. 1073 01:21:08,162 --> 01:21:10,789 What the... 1074 01:21:15,961 --> 01:21:20,799 - Ay, caramba! - Aah! 1075 01:21:20,883 --> 01:21:22,717 Okay, nobody move! 1076 01:21:22,802 --> 01:21:25,804 All right, weasels, grab some sky or I'll let the judge have it! 1077 01:21:25,888 --> 01:21:28,807 - You heard me. I said, drop it. - Roger, darling! 1078 01:21:28,891 --> 01:21:31,393 Yes, it's me, my dearest. I'd love to embrace you, 1079 01:21:31,477 --> 01:21:34,479 but first I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage! 1080 01:21:34,563 --> 01:21:37,524 Put the gun down, you bucktoothed fool! 1081 01:21:37,608 --> 01:21:41,152 That's it, Doom! Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead! 1082 01:21:41,237 --> 01:21:43,363 You thought you could get away with it, didn't ya? Ha! 1083 01:21:43,447 --> 01:21:47,242 We Toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid! 1084 01:21:47,326 --> 01:21:49,869 We demand justice, but the real meaning of the word 1085 01:21:49,954 --> 01:21:52,747 probably hits you like a ton of bricks! 1086 01:21:54,792 --> 01:21:56,292 Roger! 1087 01:21:57,169 --> 01:22:01,172 - Roger, say something! - Look, stars! 1088 01:22:01,507 --> 01:22:04,259 Ready when you are, Raoul. 1089 01:22:04,427 --> 01:22:06,094 Tie the lovebirds together. 1090 01:22:11,642 --> 01:22:14,853 Come on, lovebirds. What you want? 1091 01:22:14,937 --> 01:22:19,232 Put them up on that hook. Use that escape-proof Toon rope. 1092 01:22:19,316 --> 01:22:21,901 Time to kill the rabbit. 1093 01:22:26,365 --> 01:22:29,325 Oh, Roger, you were magnificent. 1094 01:22:29,410 --> 01:22:32,120 - Was I really? - Better than Goofy. 1095 01:22:45,092 --> 01:22:47,927 Roger, darling, I want you to know I love you. 1096 01:22:48,596 --> 01:22:51,431 I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit. 1097 01:22:54,018 --> 01:22:55,685 It's over, Mr. Valiant. 1098 01:23:11,702 --> 01:23:15,288 - Look out, you fools! - Not so fast. 1099 01:23:15,372 --> 01:23:19,626 One of these days, you idiots are gonna laugh yourselves to death! 1100 01:23:23,339 --> 01:23:26,382 Shall I "repose" of him right now, boss? 1101 01:23:26,967 --> 01:23:30,720 Let him watch his Toon friends get dipped, then shoot him. 1102 01:23:33,098 --> 01:23:34,933 With pleasure. 1103 01:23:41,607 --> 01:23:43,817 Everything's funny to you, ain't it, needle nose? 1104 01:23:43,901 --> 01:23:47,862 You got a problem with that, Valiant? 1105 01:23:48,239 --> 01:23:49,656 Nah. 1106 01:23:49,740 --> 01:23:53,576 I just, uh, want you to know something about the guy you're gonna dip! 1107 01:24:00,709 --> 01:24:03,711 Now Roger is his name Laughter is his game. 1108 01:24:03,796 --> 01:24:06,714 Сome on, you dope, untie his rope and watch him go insane 1109 01:24:18,435 --> 01:24:21,312 - He's lost his mind. - I don't think so. 1110 01:24:25,359 --> 01:24:28,319 This singing ain't my line It's tough to make a rhyme. 1111 01:24:28,404 --> 01:24:31,614 If I get stuck I'm... I'm out of luck... 1112 01:24:31,699 --> 01:24:34,284 - I'm running out of time! - Thanks! 1113 01:24:51,886 --> 01:24:53,636 Aah! 1114 01:25:02,855 --> 01:25:05,648 Hey, Eddie, keep it up! You're killin' 'em! 1115 01:25:05,733 --> 01:25:08,484 You're slayin' 'em! You're knockin' 'em dead! 1116 01:25:16,285 --> 01:25:19,245 I'm through with taking falls I'm bouncing off the walls. 1117 01:25:19,330 --> 01:25:21,664 Without that gun I'd have some fun I'd kick you in the... 1118 01:25:22,791 --> 01:25:27,045 - Nose! - Nose? That don't rhyme with "walls"! 1119 01:25:27,129 --> 01:25:28,796 No, but this does! 1120 01:25:47,524 --> 01:25:50,151 Yikes! Oh, my goodness! 1121 01:25:50,569 --> 01:25:54,405 Jeepers, that was close! 1122 01:26:01,163 --> 01:26:03,206 Bye-bye! 1123 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:06,334 Eddie, hurry! It's coming back! 1124 01:26:20,307 --> 01:26:21,599 Oh! 1125 01:26:22,977 --> 01:26:25,353 - Oh, no! - This is it! 1126 01:26:27,189 --> 01:26:28,356 This isn't it! 1127 01:26:31,068 --> 01:26:33,236 Whoa! 1128 01:26:44,373 --> 01:26:46,624 Wicked witchcraft. 1129 01:26:48,544 --> 01:26:52,005 And although I know. 1130 01:26:52,089 --> 01:26:56,592 It's strictly taboo. 1131 01:26:57,970 --> 01:26:59,470 When... 1132 01:27:23,370 --> 01:27:24,495 Don't move. 1133 01:27:27,666 --> 01:27:29,417 No. No! 1134 01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:10,666 Yah! 1135 01:28:33,107 --> 01:28:34,857 Oh, no! 1136 01:28:40,531 --> 01:28:42,740 Come on, Eddie! Quit playing around! 1137 01:28:44,201 --> 01:28:46,494 - P-p-please! - Oh! Help! 1138 01:28:49,998 --> 01:28:51,707 I wasn't worried. Were you? 1139 01:29:11,937 --> 01:29:13,104 - Hey, look! - Hey, look! 1140 01:29:29,413 --> 01:29:31,330 Holy smoke! He's a Toon! 1141 01:29:32,374 --> 01:29:34,375 - Surprised? - Not really. 1142 01:29:35,085 --> 01:29:38,421 That lamebrain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon. 1143 01:29:39,256 --> 01:29:41,507 Not just any Toon! 1144 01:29:58,442 --> 01:30:01,068 Remember me, Eddie? 1145 01:30:01,904 --> 01:30:04,989 When I killed your brother, I talked. 1146 01:30:05,073 --> 01:30:08,075 just like this! 1147 01:30:15,626 --> 01:30:19,253 Jumpin' jeepers. Oh! 1148 01:30:25,302 --> 01:30:27,845 Oh, my goodness! Oh, no! 1149 01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:57,333 Huh? 1150 01:31:31,493 --> 01:31:33,536 Good-bye, my darling. Good-bye! 1151 01:31:39,710 --> 01:31:43,004 Oh! I think I'm gonna faint. 1152 01:31:49,845 --> 01:31:51,220 Oh, no! 1153 01:31:55,017 --> 01:31:57,101 I'm melting! 1154 01:32:02,649 --> 01:32:05,234 I'm melting! Melting! 1155 01:32:16,455 --> 01:32:19,415 Eddie! Do something! 1156 01:32:19,624 --> 01:32:21,667 Hurry up, Eddie! 1157 01:32:22,210 --> 01:32:24,211 Do something! 1158 01:32:56,995 --> 01:33:01,123 Eddie, there's dip everywhere! How are we gonna get down? 1159 01:33:27,317 --> 01:33:29,652 Jeepers, Eddie, that was a close shave. 1160 01:33:29,736 --> 01:33:32,321 I thought for sure our goose was cooked! 1161 01:33:32,697 --> 01:33:33,697 Oh! 1162 01:33:35,325 --> 01:33:36,909 My hero. 1163 01:33:37,619 --> 01:33:40,371 - Oh, honey bunny. - Oh, love cup. 1164 01:33:42,332 --> 01:33:46,127 Oh, Roger, you were a pillar of strength. 1165 01:33:50,465 --> 01:33:54,635 Sister Mary Francis! What the hell happened in here? 1166 01:33:58,515 --> 01:34:01,183 I've been a cab for 37 years 1167 01:34:01,268 --> 01:34:03,185 and I've never seen a mess like this! 1168 01:34:04,688 --> 01:34:05,938 What was that, a rubber mask? 1169 01:34:06,022 --> 01:34:07,106 Yeah. 1170 01:34:07,190 --> 01:34:10,651 And this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on Acme. 1171 01:34:10,735 --> 01:34:14,405 I think your lab boys will find that paint's a perfect match. 1172 01:34:14,489 --> 01:34:17,700 - Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme. - And R.K. Maroon. 1173 01:34:17,784 --> 01:34:19,243 And my brother. 1174 01:34:20,078 --> 01:34:22,746 That's what I call one seriously disturbed Toon. 1175 01:34:30,464 --> 01:34:32,548 Gosh, uh, I wonder who he really was. 1176 01:34:32,632 --> 01:34:35,634 I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit. 1177 01:34:35,719 --> 01:34:37,553 - Or a duck. - Or a dog. 1178 01:34:37,637 --> 01:34:39,305 - Or a little wooden boy. - Or a sheep. 1179 01:34:39,389 --> 01:34:40,639 - Or a woodpecker. - Or a pussy. 1180 01:34:42,851 --> 01:34:45,186 - What's that? What is that? - It's ink. 1181 01:34:45,854 --> 01:34:48,564 That goof Acme squirted me with some the other night. 1182 01:34:48,648 --> 01:34:51,859 - Why it's coming out now, I don't know. - Here's your answer, Eddie. 1183 01:34:51,943 --> 01:34:54,528 Acme Disappearing Reappearing Ink. 1184 01:34:54,613 --> 01:34:58,657 - Boy, that Acme. What a genius! - Applesauce! 1185 01:34:58,742 --> 01:35:02,453 If he was such a genius, why didn't he leave his will where we could find it? 1186 01:35:02,537 --> 01:35:05,289 Without it, we're just waitin' for another developer's wrecking ball! 1187 01:35:05,373 --> 01:35:06,373 - Roger. - Yeah? 1188 01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:09,335 That love letter you wrote to your wife in the Ink and Paint Club. 1189 01:35:09,419 --> 01:35:10,836 Why don't you read it to her now? 1190 01:35:10,921 --> 01:35:14,757 Sure, Eddie. "Dear Jessica, how do I love thee?" 1191 01:35:14,841 --> 01:35:20,012 "Let me count the ways. I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body..." 1192 01:35:20,096 --> 01:35:21,847 - It's the will! - Give me! 1193 01:35:21,932 --> 01:35:24,350 "Do hereby bequeath in perpetuity 1194 01:35:24,434 --> 01:35:26,310 "the property known as Toontown" 1195 01:35:26,394 --> 01:35:28,854 "to those lovable characters, the Toons!" 1196 01:35:41,076 --> 01:35:44,870 Hey, Eddie, that was a pretty funny dance you did for the weasels. 1197 01:35:45,205 --> 01:35:47,790 Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over? 1198 01:35:48,291 --> 01:35:51,877 - Only time will tell. - Yeah. Well, put it there, pal. 1199 01:35:51,962 --> 01:35:53,003 Yeah. 1200 01:36:02,472 --> 01:36:05,558 Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already. 1201 01:36:09,271 --> 01:36:10,813 Does this answer your question? 1202 01:36:13,733 --> 01:36:17,444 Blech! Bleah! 1203 01:36:17,821 --> 01:36:19,321 Come on, Roger, let's go home. 1204 01:36:19,906 --> 01:36:21,574 I'll bake you a carrot cake. 1205 01:36:23,994 --> 01:36:27,871 Smile, darn ya, smile. 1206 01:36:27,956 --> 01:36:33,252 You know, this old world is a great world after all 1207 01:36:34,629 --> 01:36:37,006 Smile, darn ya, smile. 1208 01:36:37,090 --> 01:36:41,969 And right away watch lady luck pay you a call. 1209 01:36:42,512 --> 01:36:46,932 Things are never black as they are painted. 1210 01:36:47,017 --> 01:36:50,352 Time for you and joy to get acquainted. 1211 01:36:50,437 --> 01:36:53,606 Okay, m-m-move along. T-T-There's nothing else to see. 1212 01:36:53,690 --> 01:36:55,190 That's all, folks. 1213 01:36:55,358 --> 01:36:57,401 Hmm. I like the sound of that. 1214 01:36:58,278 --> 01:37:00,821 T-T-T-T-That's all, folks! 92875