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(Metal music)

(Metal music)

(Metal music)

(Metal Music)

Yo, what the fuck are you doing
in here, we're rehearsing.

This is a rehearsal for
the upcoming album

we're going to record next week.

(guitar)

(Metal music)

This is the first
time in two months.

(metal music)

Feels strange to go into the
studio in couple of days.

It feels like a long
time ago (laughs)

It feels like 2 months ago
but it's 10 years on,

so it's...it's strange.

Just writing some lyrics because
we have a new song coming up

and, er, there's
nothing to it so far.

So I just have to...

think out the best I can.

What's it about?

Heat seekers and bleeding girls,

you know, the regular stuff.

(metal music)

Normally bands practice
at least you know

like 2-3 weeks before

just straight practising
before going to the studio.

That's not us, we don't need
to, we're so fucking good.

We'll have a couple of drinks
and then everything's gonna

turn out nicely.

(metal music)

Turned out good, good.

Now this is our time but it's
still dark, depressing and

you get this fucking rain.

Every single day.

The only thing that keeps
us going is the music.

Otherwise we would be like
flat out just destroyed.

But also too like living
in a shitty weather place,

like probably one of the biggest
things I can imagine that keeps

you here is all your friends.

Exactly,

because then you've got
friends that understand you.

If you move and you take the
mentality that you have

that you can't you can't
get rid of anymore because

you grew up here,

and you go some place else you
won't find people that are

like you or at least
understand you on that level.

So, so in a way you are stuck,
you can always travel and go and

come back but still

you need to find a true thing to
understand how fucking fucked

up that actually is.

- In the western side of
Finland it's more related to

western Europe, for example
Sweden is more easy listening

music, more light music,
like ABBA, you know.

But other part
of Finns are from east,

so that music is more
or less, more melancholic.

Not depressed but in a way

sort of mood that
it's not so lively

or happy all the time.

And that reflects I think also
the attitude to metal music.

Gloom people, gloom music.

But we enjoy that dark
side of the music also.

(metal music)

- We're here in Helsinki,
Finland at the Tuska festival.

It's gonna be 3 days of pure
fucking metal. We got bands here

like Carcas, Slayer,
Morbid Angel and...

The list is ongoing.

That's all you need, you got
beer, you got hot women,

you got all these crazy
motherfuckers just here

for one thing and that's
pure fucking mayhem.

So, enjoy!

(metal music)

- You know the metal music
it's generally speaking really

mainstream in Finland.
Album charts, metal music

there like top 10, there's
bound to be at least like

5 metal bands there.

I didn't even think it's weird
until I started getting people

asking me in interviews
'and how come metal

music is so big in Finland?'

They like their metal,
that's all there is to it.

And they're bored?

I think it's just one of those
things you can't really explain,

it just sort of
progressed to what it is.

Finland has better
beer too, way better.

Is that a bear? (Laughs)

(Growling noises)

The thing is this is
downtown Helsinki,

and er,

you got this heavy metal
festival in the heart

of the city.

You got the train station
like 50 metres up there.

You got the festival...

It's insane,

and there's still of course
struggling with the noise

permit, it goes on till
10 and after that it has

to shut down but this
goes on for 3 days,

in the heart of the city in
Helsinki, so there's a lot

of people. If you want to sleep
during the day, fuck that.

It's gonna be fucking loud,
it's gonna be fucking heavy,

it's gonna be fucking dirty.

(metal music)

Hey, how's it going?

It's great yeah it's
fucking nice beer.

I heard that there's a
man playing over there

in the tent, you know.

Yeah, OK.

Probably just some cock
suckers, but you never know.

Just better check
it out you know.

Do you have the programme?

-Yeah, yeah.
-You know the timetable

- for all the shows, you know?
- No, I don't.

- Oh, you don't have it?
- I don't care.

Oh, fucking hell.

For me this festival is
basically just being drunk.

Yeah, okay, okay.

(laugh)

I just saw the next band
is gonna be a killer band

you know in this
smaller tent here.

- Oh okay.
-Shall we go and check it out?

Yeah well whatever you wanna do.

(metal music)

(Metal music)

The church behind me, that you
see like with the new roof,

burnt down a year ago.

The drummer of a local
black metal band

actually set the church on fire.

He was drunk, it was in the
middle of the night and

for some reason he thought
that's a good idea.

He's now sentenced for
6 or 7 years in jail

and they just finished
rebuilding the roof.

The church is one of
the oldest in Finland,

so the whole thing got a lot of
media attention all over Europe

and this is what
we ended up with,

an old church with
a shitty roof.

Most of the black metal
bands sing about

the dark sides in life and Satan
is not evil and stuff like that,

so that's why a lot of
black metal followers or

band members tend to kick
down gravestones and

desecrate graveyards,
burn down churches.

That's kind of the message
in the music as well and

some people take it
really seriously

and think that's the way to go.

- In the 80s when bands
like Twisted Sister, Scorpions

and Kiss and Wasp and
bands like that were huge,

they were also huge here in
Finland, but the Finnish bands,

there weren't that many Finnish
metal bands at that time.

The Scandinavian movement
started from the early 1990s

with death metal bands
from Sweden like Entombed,

and At The Gates,

and then the black
metal bands of Norway.

And the Norwegian
bands for me were

kind of like the first wave,
and then it moved on to

Sweden and now it's all Finland.

Nowadays, black metal bands
don't have to sing about Satan.

They can sing about other stuff.

Like a lot of Scandinavian
black metal bands

sing about the nature, the
coldness, the rawness

of the land you know, just

like ice and snow and the winter

dark frost, grim
nights, you know.

The folk music in Finland,

the music that has
been played here

2,000, 3,000, 5,000 years,

it's pentatonic
pentachord that goes

first up and then goes down.

And that music

is, some think that
it's quite melancholic

and it's very deeply
in Finnish nature,

that kind of music.

The first bands that I started
listening to were metal

and I've been a metal
fan since then, so...

and I listen to more and
more metal every day.

(metal music)

It's the only heavy metal
festival during midsummer

in Finland,

and mid-summer is the biggest
festival, music festival

time in Finland. Every God
damn little fucking town

has their own festival.

(metal music)

In the beginning of the
trip we were lost.

And sober. Now, we're heading
the right direction.

We're fucking pissed.

We don't need a map anymore,

we got a tour guide,
he's right here.

(laughs)

(Metal music)

(Metal music)

We're kind of the definition
of a hybrid metal band.

We really do
incorporate all kinds

of shit into it.

And, of course catchy
choruses, you know,

because you need to have
people singing in the shower,

that's the thing, that's
what sells albums, right?

We are definitely going places.
I'm going to be rich and famous.

(metal music)

In general, I like the Finnish
metal audience

for the simple fact that
they're usually fairly drunk.

You kind of feel that we're all
on the same level, basically.

'Cause it's a very...

even though it's a community
that encompasses a lot of

different bands, a lot of
different styles within

the genre of heavy metal,

still there is a very strong
feeling of kind of a unity.

You know if you do metal
then you're one of the guys,

or the gals, or whatever, you
know, one of those people.

(metal music)

(Metal music)

(Metal music)

(Clapping)

(Metal music)

- I started with Kiss,
'Creatures of the Night',

and then I got heavier
and darker.

For this latest album we have
political and religious issues

and of course personal demons.

(metal music)

December, January, we don't
have sun at all here.

It's dark the whole day.

Maybe it gets you thinking,
so yeah I guess the people

at least in (inaudible)

More music at that time
but for me it's, I do

cross-country skiing.

I have 2 greyhounds that are
the fastest dogs in the world.

Australian dogs
cannot beat them.

Oh man, this is so great.
(laughs)

This is how we drink
beer in Finland.

Yeah, it's the only way

I've been swimming in
that lake over there, and

my dick looked very small.

It actually was very small.

I also really like to drink beer
and go to my camp and drink

some more beer and listen
to heavy metal music.

(metal music)

This one's
called 'Soul Sweeper'.

(Metal music)

We founded a
band in 1990 in Holland.

This is the first
time to Finland for us.

I like it, you know, there's
a lot of space, lots of forest.

Mostly we play like
Germany, France, Spain,

Portugal, England. We play
like a lot of death metal,

with a little bit
of black metal into it.

I'm the only original band
member left, actually.

I'm the old guy.

(metal music)

Thank you very much

(metal music)

So far it's been good, the
last concert was the best.

(dialogue in Finnish)

No way dude...

I actually think this
is good, you know.

Just take it from the side,
and pull it like that.

You're not gonna get the
intestines, just the flesh.

(metal music)

Hey, what's going on?
We got no chicks,

we got nothing, we got
pretty wasted last night.

Nah.

Started out when I was 17.

I took a small, er,
bat for no reason

and added a couple of skulls,

the grim reaper,

and, erm,

then um, like I said before,
this is the album cover of.

Mercyful Fate's 'Don't
break the Oath',

classic heavy black metal album.

Back in '82, '83,

and er,

then I just added on shit I
got like 21 or 22 skulls

all in all if you count
every fucking cock sucker,

you know, like that.

This is just something
I designed myself

and took it to the shop and told
him hey this is what I want.

This is fucking sad.

Is that fucked or what?

(laugh)

Even if the cops come right now
they would just start laughing,

like, 'hey come on dude!'

I would get a fine for
making such a shitty joint.

Learn from our mistakes.

All our way to Arkansas,
for the good old rodeo.

Mama told me not to
go, told me not to go

but Frank my good old friend
said, let's hit the road

and Mama told me not to go.

Not to go.

But as any old man, I'm
crazy for the rodeo.

Yee-haw.

(metal music)

Yeah, testing,
testicles 1,2 1,2.

(laughs)

Ah, two actually.

(metal music)

Well my father died in '92.

Like '94, '95 I was working
out on the ships in Helsinki

and er, the pay was shitty.

Actually we didn't even get
paid, we worked, like,

6 days a week and after 6
months there were still

just excuses here and there
why we don't get paid,

and blah blah blah.

So basically I was out of work,
my girlfriend just left me

and er, everything
was kind of shitty.

So I had a friend of mine
going down to Cape Town

to visit her father

and she just asked me, do you
wanna go down with me there?

And I was like err, I have
nothing to lose so why not?

So I just went for a holiday,

ended up turning out that I
came back as a tattoo artist.

(laughs)

So that was kind of strange.

And after a while, let's
say 2 or 3 months,

I had too many customers
running in and out of my home,

which wasn't good, so I
was thinking I need

to open up a shop.

I opened up a shop and
that's 10 years ago.

Shaving somebody's arm is
not heavy metal, you know.

(metal music)

Let the madness begin.

Colouring in the background
of the whole design,

we got most of the animals done.

There's a big spider, there's
a bird there's a butterfly

and a snake, and just to get
the,

the depth in it, to fill it
up with leaves underneath

that's what we're doing today.

Dip the needle into the
ink, then you just

ram it into the customer's skin.

Make him scream and
squeal like a pig.

(laughs)

Tattooing has only been popular
for the last 10 years.

It's been a little bit
underground because Finland,

we're so far up north, so
everything's dragging like

10-15 years behind, something
happens in the States,

it travels to Europe,
goes through Germany,

through Denmark, and from
Denmark

through Norway, Sweden and then
Finland is the last country.

So everything always
ends up here last.

The cultural side
of it is different.

But here,
because it's connected to music,

it's a way of expressing
yourself.

Like permanently.

So there's the same element
that music, within heavy metal

that you're dedicated
to what you do,

that's your lifestyle, that you
live all the way, you know.

You shouldn't be worried about
'what am I going to look like

or think when I'm 75,

if I even live that
long?' you know.

You should think about who
you are at the moment,

and focus
on that.

And if you are true to
yourself all the way,

then you can't regret it
later either, you know?

Because that was
you at that time you know.

This doesn't actually
feel like work.

And the whole band thing, our
band doesn't feel like work,

it's just...
that's your life.

But since I've been
doing this 10 years,

as a professional tattoo artist,

absolutely I would give this up
if we could do our band stuff

professionally for
the next 10 years.

The whole, rock and roll
scene is you know it's girls,

liquor,
bikes, cars, tattoos, all that,

it's combined, you
know, together.

So anything within
that, that's good.

Every single part of the
culture, you have done

to the extreme.

It's one point of, it's hard
to look at yourself like that,

but

you saying that, I realise
it's true in a way

but I don't feel
like I had to make an effort,

it's just, that came natural,

that's the way, I wouldn't
have it any other way so...

so it's not fake.

(speaks in Finnish)

(Rock music)

The call of the wild.

(rock music)

So I was 3 years old and
Christmas was coming up

so my Mother asked me
what I want for Christmas

and I wanted all sorts
of toys and balloons and

things like that, but
number 1 on the list

was Harley Davidson.

And I have no idea how I
got that idea into my head,

because my father wasn't
riding and my mother

didn't know how to even spell
the whole fucking word.

So I think it started
around that time.

(laughs)

That's a while ago.

It's cold and dark and
snow for 6 months, so we

got a lot of spare time
to just build the bikes

because we can't ride them, so

that's why they end
up looking like this.

After you put so much effort and
time into the bike and money

as well, you're kind of
expecting that the first

time you start and just go that
it's gonna be fucking great and

it's always fucking great.

The first ride after
the long cold winter...

it's better than anything.

Like heavy metal is the most
extreme music style, well

these bikes are the most extreme
when it comes to bikes.

So of course, there's
a connection.

But you have to be that kind
of person to understand it.

This is the good stuff,
the thing you should do

in a summer day, you know?

Hey cock sucker,
you got a problem?

The only thing probably that
keeps you a little bit back

or takes away a part of the
feeling and the freedom

is the helmet law, but since
we make up our own laws

we don't need helmets.

Yeah I think that you should,
like, be able to choose

what you want, you know?

Obviously if you're in a
crash with your bike.

- You will die.
- Yeah.

The helmet will not rescue you,
well it can rescue you but

then you're stuck like you
know like an invalid.

You're a fucking vegetable.

For the rest of your life and I
don't know if that's something

that I really want.
- That's shit!

So if, when you gotta
go, you gotta go,

so the helmet only
prevents you from dying,

it actually keeps you alive but
you're a fucking vegetable.

We don't want to be like
fucking carrots or cucumbers.

Cucumbers?
(laughs)

on a plate that's waiting
to be thrown away.

What the fuck is that, you know?

(bike engines and heavy metal)

(Speaking Finnish)

(Speaking Finnish)

(Metal music)

We're actually 6 guys but here's
like 3 or 4 horny guys

and a couple of hot chicks.

That's not gonna
turn out that good.

Can you see my hair?
My hair, my hair.

Do I look like a wanker?

Always.

Hey, you can't even
see me right now!

(speak Finnish)

Hey come on, you
need to look nasty.

(metal music)

Beneath the velvet sky I ride

on this night of evil.

Expect no mercy for
your life mercy at all.

Expect no mercy!

Mercy at all.

Expect no mercy!

Mercy at all.

Bands...

they are not that much concerned
about creating an image.

It's more about writing
the perfect song.

To make, that's not the point,

what happens after
that when you make it,

and you've got that one song

and people are gonna
look at it and say:

'OK, we like this shit,
but who are those guys?'

Every band says the same thing,

that 'we don't care what
everybody else tells us

to be and how to be because
we are what we are.'

But they look like shit.

Creating an image is important

but afterwards we don't
go and joke about it.

We're serious about that image.

To us, we stand behind it, even
though it's girls in chains,

or high heels, or whatever.

Any cock sucker could understand
that this guy is not gonna bend

over or step down for nothing,

but you know, he's sincere.

When it comes to heavy metal,
it's something that you need

to get you away
from everyday life.

It's good that it's cold
and dark and shitty

a long time of the year,
because when it's summer

you're gonna just, you know,
take everything out of it,

while it lasts.

(metal music)

That was huge knockers,

- Huh?
- Huge knockers

(laughs)

Yeah I'm fucking proud
of this festival because

it's the 11th
year, 10th in outdoor,

but this is 11th year.

I was thinking about like
5,000 people, 2 days, outdoor,

and that was my
main goal, but this

is like a double time
in my main goal,

this is a 4 days, 44,000
people, 11,000 each day,

so it's fucking huge.

I went first Tuska 10
years ago when it was

a small happening in the
inside of a restaurant,

then it moved to
a little bit bigger ground

and now we're here,
11,000 people a day,

so even though I'm turning
33 years old, once a year

you still have to
have the makeup,

get all the black
leathers on, you know.

You just gotta be,
feel that same feeling

that you had when you were 13
you bought the Anthrax record

and you were like, this is the
toughest mother fucking shit

that I ever heard.

Well, the inspiration begins
first from the Kiss and

then all the guys from Norway
when they were burning

the churches and they took the
step a little bit further

so it's just paying respect
to the traditions.

You will not get any
pussy with this makeup,

but my bride is there, so I'm
getting married in one month,

so it's taken care of.

(guffaws)

(Metal music)

(Ambience)

Are you ready for some
fucking rock and roll?

(metal music)

- If you live in Greece
or nice weather countries

you stay out, drink coffee
on boats, stuff like that.

But you know in Sweden, Finland,

we have a lot of shit weather.
Compared to the population,

we have many, many
bands playing music,

and I think because of the
weather you can stay inside

and you want to do something
inside and then you play music.

Or jerk off, maybe.

Yeah, that's nice.

Or maybe both.

(Metal music)

Your work can be serious,
or, like, you know, yeah,

but metal, you know, is for fun.
It's entertainment.

(metal music)

Ah, I'm not drunk, I just
had one beer you know.

(laughs) He can hear the sirens.

Yeah are you a fucking
undercover cop?

Tuska is best fucking
festival in the world.

I make these myself and
I have been using my

corset, like, a year,

and I make this for custom work.

And this
is also my creation.

I just like to make these kind
of custom, what's a little

bit different than what
you can buy at a shop.

Does it makes you feel sexier?

Well, yeah, little bit.

(metal music)

(Metal music)

You know, we play basically
like, modern death metal,

brutal, straightforward, you
know, crushing death metal.

The guys started a band like
10 years ago so they decided

early on that we're gonna do
all the lyrics in Finnish.

(metal music)

I mean the crowds in Finland,
generally speaking it's

really good crowds, you know,
people are into the music

and they really want
to show the bands

that they are there to
see the bands.

(screams)

(Ambience and metal music)

I love metal.

(clapping and metal music)

First place where we
actually made it kind of big-ish

was Japan.

We already I think with the
first album sold fairly good,

it was like half of our
albums at the time, but now it's

getting like, settling
down a little bit.

Japan is coming down and
Finland has risen to be the

biggest single country.

(metal music)

Metal music, it's
become so pop thing,

that it's not 'metal'
anymore,

there's no mutiny or anything
kind or rebellion on it,

in that sense, of course,
there are bands that are

still doing that you know like
pure way and really hard,

but there are so many 'pop
metal' bands, like us.

(laughs)

(Metal music)

There's a lot of stereotypical
ideas about Finnish fans,

that they need to
be really drunk

to get any emotion out of
themselves, you know,

like really get into it.

But I don't think it's true
really, maybe they have a beer

or something, well that's
normal, everybody does that.

Between countries, it's the same
thing within Finland itself,

they're like, the audience
differs from Lapland to

middle parts of Finland
and southern Finland.

The people are different, there
are different kind of cultures,

and this happens everywhere,
in the USA, in Europe.

It's normal.

It's hard to say where the
audience is the best.

I don't even want to go there,
because it's nice everywhere,

it's really good.

(metal music)

Really, I wouldn't like to touch
your beard, you know,

because it's just too strange.

I actually had a shaving
accident this morning.

You can see it, you know.

(ambience)

(Metal music)

(Ambience)

(Music)

Fuck you!

(shouting)

You pull down your pants
in the middle of Helsinki...

hey, come on dude.

Hi.

At this moment I'm feeling
pretty nice, you know.

I don't know where we're going,
but you know the festival's over

for tonight so we
have to move along.

How you doing baby (inaudible)

Danny boy conta, you know what
I’m saying, pretty fly, baby.

I’m gonna hit your, you know
what I’m saying, gangster cool.

Better believe it.

(metal music)

We are here in southern Finland

in a secret location,
recording a new CD

called "Let the Suckers Bleed."

We've got 11 new songs,
we're gonna try to make

it happen in 5-6 days.

So we know the songs are good

but we don't know how it's gonna
turn out.

(music)

(Metal music)

(Speaking in Finnish)

(Speaking in Finnish)

It's getting there.

I think it's working
out pretty well.

- After all.
- Yeah, after all.

There was a lot of buts,

a lot of ifs.

A lot of butts and tits.

(metal music)

I fuck like a beast.

Still hungover, I didn't
drink anything last night

or during the whole day...

any alcohol that day, but
I had a good time though.

I can feel it in my stomach.

(Speak in Finnish)

Down the streets of pain.

Down the streets of pain, it
burns right under your skin

ohh.

The only thing is that we need
to sound better than before

and have better songs,

look better live,

so whatever the standard
was when we started out,

we need to grow from
there, every time.

If that's good enough in the
long run for some people

or not, we don't know,

so we can't just go out and
say "yeah, we're gonna be

fucking playing in
Australia in Sydney

for 10,000 people next summer."
Because that would be stupid.

It could happen, but it depends
on so many goddamn things

that we can't do anything about.

Thing is, this is going to be
really nice when it's done.

There's this book called
Kalevala, a Finnish epic,

and a lot of other
Finnish folklore

that are kind of really, really
moody, and I don't think...

it's not just about gloomy
music, it's in the blood

of the Finnish people.

It's 'cause it's so dark and
gloomy and horrible and

we're all alcoholics
and suicidal, that's

probably why it is, yes, yes.

I don't know, I have no idea.

The purpose of metal music is
not like to torture people.

It's to give at least, or
as far as I'm concerned,

it's to give a relief to the
suffering that you feel.

Whatever personal problems I
have, whatever that I feel

that this is too much.

I just escape into my music.

Like any person would

with what they believe in.

When this generation
grows older and older,

the music from their
youth is metal music.

So they want to, when
they are 60s or 70s

in their rocking chairs,

they want to hear their
Metallicas and Slayers still,

and try to bang their heads
also,

if it's possible anymore because
their neck is so, er, painful.

Finnish metal hasn't
reached its peak yet,

it's getting bigger
all the time.

I think Finnish metal's
going to rule the world.

It's been a pleasure for
us to guide you through

the life of metal.

This is the way we
do it in Finland.

(shouts)

(Metal music and
audience cheering)

Metal music