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(growling) let me out of here.
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When I get out of here,
I'm gonna smash someone!
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This is for your own good, hulk.
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Warned you before,
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Don't take me on vacation.
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You won't like me on vacation.
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Skaar like vacation.
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Why hulk no like vacation?
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He thinks that everywhere we go,
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We just end up
trashing the place.
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We do! And people
end up in danger.
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Now, let me out!
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Don't worry, buddy.
I picked the most
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Awesomest ski resort ever.
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A vacation of snowboarding,
skiing, hiking...
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Did I mention snowboarding?
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Hulk: Jen, you know this
is a bad idea, right?
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Hey, I wanted palm springs,
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But then a-bomb said
they have hot tubs
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We can actually fit in.
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Plus, local legends say
the woods around here
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Are haunted by
sasquatch monsters.
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Hear that, gamma fans?
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You'll be the first to see
one caught on camera.
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You watch too many bigfoot-hunting
reality shows, ricky.
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No such thing as nine-foot hairy monkey
people running around the woods.
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All right, guys, buckle up
and prepare for landing.
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(alarm beeping)
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(roaring)
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(snarling)
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Wolverine?
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(alarm blaring) get
me out of here, red.
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All right, hold your
hulkie horses...
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(growling)
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We're going down!
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(crashing)
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What is that, jump
jet number nine?
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Hope we're getting them in bulk.
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The jet's the last
of our problems.
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Hulk, was that really wolverine?
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I didn't get a good look,
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But yeah, think so.
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Little weasel
finally went rabid.
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Rabid? That's an understatement.
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He's gone nuclear.
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Look what he did to this place.
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Whoa, this is just like
my favorite horror flick,
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Dusk of the undead.
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Zombies unleashed on a
small mountain town,
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Chaos ensues!
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(snarling)
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(sniffing) beast-man
coming back.
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(wolverine roaring)
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Hulk, look out!
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That ain't the wolverine I know.
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And we go way back.
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Calm down, wolvie.
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As much as I want to smash
you into next Saturday, I...
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(growls)
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Have it your way.
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(roaring)
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Beast-man tough.
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He's a mutant with super
healing-abilities.
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And a skeleton laced with
unbreakable adamantium.
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He's really tough... For a runt.
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(snarling)
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I'll show you how to put
this rabid wolf down.
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Hey, I didn't even hit him yet.
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(growling)
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He's changing.
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Hulk's right. Look.
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Jen?
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Where am I?
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What happened?
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You were possessed or something.
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(groaning)
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(neck bones cracking)
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(coughing)
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So, it's true, hulk.
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You got yourself your
own set of dwarves.
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Nice. Let me guess...
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Dopey, happy and bashful.
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Hey, shrimpy, healing
factor or no,
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I'll pound you so
deep into the ground,
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You'll think you're a fossil.
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My mistake. Guess I
found grumpy instead.
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No, I'm grumpy!
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Friends with wolverine?
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First time we met, beat the
snot out of each other.
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Something about that guy
brings out the worst in me.
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We need to get to
the bottom of this.
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Logan, what happened?
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Think I was bit by a wendigo.
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It's an ancient, cursed monster.
Bites are contagious.
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Just like in a zombie movie.
This is so cool!
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Except the part where it's real.
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There's got to be a cure, right?
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Uh-uh. My healing
factor did the trick.
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But everyone else at this
resort has already been turned.
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If this curse spreads
beyond the valley,
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The whole world's doomed.
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Only chance we got is to
keep it on the mountain.
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Contain it.
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Then let's lock and load.
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Wolverine, you know their scent.
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You get to lead us to them.
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(sniffing)
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Wendigo stench is thick,
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But I'm going alone.
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I'm the best there
is at what I do,
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But what I do ain't very nice...
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And doesn't include a team.
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Logan, you need us.
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(wolverine grunting)
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Then hurry it up.
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She-hulk: I don't know.
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Maybe we should split up.
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We can cover more ground.
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Are you guys crazy? Rule
number one is never split up!
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Don't you guys know
horror movie rules?
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Rule number two, never
look under the bed.
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Rule number three, never
peek in the closet.
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And rule number four, never go
check a monster who's down,
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'cause it'll always spring
back to life and get ya!
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Nice totem pole.
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Very welcoming.
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It's an old native
american warning...
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For the wendigo.
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A-bomb: Yeah, this thing is
pretty much marking our doom.
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(sniffing)
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Wolverine: They're here.
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(wendigos snarling)
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You wanted a horror
movie, a-bomb?
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Get your popcorn ready.
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Remember, these are people.
Weapons on stun.
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Yeah, I don't think they
have their fangs on stun.
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Look out!
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Don't get bitten or scratched.
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You'll turn into one of them.
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No problem, wolvie.
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No wendigo is getting
through my armor.
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Get back!
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You freaks smell worse than
a hundred wet wolverines.
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Now you know what your
breath's like, red.
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What? Hey!
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Well, she's one to talk.
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Miss...
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Anchovies for lunch.
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(roaring)
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Bet you that guy's top dog.
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Take a nap, fang face.
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A-bomb: Red, remember
rule number four.
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The monster never stays down.
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Oh, for the love of...
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(grunts)
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I think a-bomb found
his calling...
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Annoying monster hunter.
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(faking laughter) that's...
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That is hilarious, jen.
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But... But who warned him?
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Oh, that would be moi,
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Annoying, saved-your-butt guy.
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Stop, that's enough. Let me go.
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You can't just slash 'em.
They're cursed.
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They used to be people.
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Well, now they're monsters.
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And the old you would
have smashed them.
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The new me is going
to smash you.
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She-hulk: Stop!
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While you boys fight,
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People are stuck
as those things.
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We got to figure out how to stop this.
Now, come on.
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(chuckling) oh, you
got yelled at.
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(sniffing)
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What? I'm coming.
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(gasping) oh, no.
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Oh!
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This is the twist
in the horror movie
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That wrenches your heart.
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When the handsome,
super-cool hero
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Knows he's doomed.
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At least it's only a
scratch and not a bite.
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So I got plenty of time
to figure out a plan.
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Right...
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All right, plan, plan, plan...
Need a plan, need a plan.
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I think I got it.
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Hulk: A-bomb, what are you doing?
Keep up.
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A-bomb: Yeah, yeah,
I'm right behind you.
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Ah, here we go.
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Yo, freak force,
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Look at what I found on my
favorite monster website.
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"The legend of the
ancient wendigo curse."
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"An age-old evil,"
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"wendigos are said to be
the living embodiment"
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"of the raging beast-spirit."
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(scoffing) there's a freedom
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When ya unleash the
beast, right, green?
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Felt good when we were ragin'.
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There's always a price, logan.
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People get hurt.
Better to control it.
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That's puny human talk.
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Wolverine knows how to push my
buttons even more than red.
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Okay, legend says
the curse began
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With the wendigo
king, who spread it,
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Infecting his prey
like a master vampire.
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The spirit of the
beast made flesh,
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It is said he isn't even human.
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And that no one can
resist his evil eye.
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Ooh! The only way
to end the curse
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Is to vanquish
this wendigo king.
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Wendigo king?
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Never heard of him.
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What, we're going to trust this
kid's mumbo jumbo website?
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I think I saw your
wendigo king creep
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When those things attacked us.
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And rick's been right so far.
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We hunt down his furry
highness and smash him. Hard.
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I'm liking the sound of that.
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(wind howling)
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(sniffing) smell
wendigo on you, kid.
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Something you want to tell me?
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(scoffing) like what?
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So, maybe I got some of
their fleas, I'm fine.
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Keep your nose to yourself.
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We got problems.
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Sounds like a whole
lot of problems.
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(snarling)
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A-bomb: I am not liking this.
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Where are they?
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Oh, no. Rule number 47,
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If you can hear the monsters,
but can't see them,
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They're above you. Or...
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Blast 'em!
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Can't hold them off forever.
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There's too many.
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We got to get to that king.
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Wolverine: I've caught his scent.
Up the mountain.
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A-bomb: Make for
the tram station.
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That's our ride. Move.
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Phew. Right in the nick of time.
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Just like a... Horror
movie, we get it!
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Beast follow.
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Scrape him off.
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Uh, guys?
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What, another rule we forgot?
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Horror movie rule number five,
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First guy that gets
bit never makes it.
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We'll get you help, rick.
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Too late.
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(roaring)
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(gasps)
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(groaning)
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(howling) easy, jones.
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Don't wanna hurt ya.
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Quick, on the roof.
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Sorry about that, kid.
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Now what?
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Blast 'em!
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She-hulk: They just keep coming.
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(grunts)
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(howling) hmm.
262
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,463
(growling)
263
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:15,433
She-hulk: This isn't working.
264
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,206
(gasps) got me
through my gauntlet.
265
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,142
Come on.
266
00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:35,486
Ugh, this is a dead end.
267
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,123
Hulks, better grab
on to something.
268
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,092
What? (roaring)
269
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,872
(crashing)
270
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,210
(groaning)
271
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,880
(wendigo howls)
272
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,987
Jen! Skaar! Red?
273
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,523
Come on. Better off without 'em.
274
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,525
No, I'm not leaving them.
275
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:18,663
I can't believe wolverine would
leave friends behind like this.
276
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,431
No wonder he doesn't have any.
277
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,967
(growling)
278
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:38,216
Oh, no. The agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Have become wendigos.
279
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,254
No, not going to
hurt my friends.
280
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,590
They're not your
friends anymore, hulk.
281
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,026
We don't have a choice.
282
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,328
There's always a choice.
283
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,196
Wolverine says it's
good to cut loose,
284
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,364
But not against your friends
285
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,999
Who've been cursed as monsters.
286
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,001
When everybody loses
it around you,
287
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,336
Ya got to keep your head.
288
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,205
(wendigos snarling)
289
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:08,246
Fight it, hulks. Don't
give in to your rage.
290
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,253
Stop, smashers!
291
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,288
You can't reason
with beasts, hulk.
292
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,656
Smash 'em!
293
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,627
(both groan)
294
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:36,074
Back off!
295
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,480
Enough! Put your claws
away, wolverine.
296
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,082
We're going to find a cure.
297
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:47,185
Get it through that cinder
block you call a skull,
298
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,988
Ain't no cure.
299
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,622
(roaring) no!
300
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,093
(groans) stupid
rule number four.
301
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,627
(roaring)
302
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,033
(groans) the curse...
303
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,737
(roaring)
304
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,689
Wolverine: You're gonna bring
the whole mountain down.
305
00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:15,013
That's the idea.
306
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,559
(all yelling)
307
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,170
That's the hulk I've
been waiting for.
308
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,571
Ice won't hold 'em long.
309
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,641
And I don't have much time either.
Let's move.
310
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,222
The world might think
I'm a monster,
311
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,125
But I refuse to become one.
312
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,135
Think that's a clue?
313
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,503
You were never funny.
314
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:13,071
But that cave does have
315
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:16,107
"wendigo central"
written all over it.
316
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,109
You wanted his furry highness,
317
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,244
Get ready to be his chew toy.
318
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,712
Hulk: Really? You're
going with that?
319
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,126
(sniffs)
320
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,196
Smells like a giant
wendigo out-house.
321
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,666
Ugh, yeah. Try having
heightened senses.
322
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,302
(snarling)
323
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,703
We got company.
324
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,886
Hulk: See what happens when
you check your temper,
325
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,521
Stay in control?
326
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,456
You ought to write a book.
327
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:08,292
You ought to read one.
(grunting)
328
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,262
Wait up, you big green jerk.
329
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,804
Hulk: It's official, I'm
sick of these furballs.
330
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,773
(snarling)
331
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:31,382
I am the beast made flesh.
332
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:35,153
You and your world
333
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,421
Will become one
334
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,291
With the pack.
335
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,859
No thanks, fido.
336
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,803
My power is of another world.
337
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:56,507
And you will suffer it.
338
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,519
(laughing)
339
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,260
(chuckling)
340
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,362
(roars)
341
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,368
Soon
342
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,871
You will be
343
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,573
A wendigo.
344
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,609
(groaning)
345
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,948
Foolish humans.
346
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,450
There's no resisting
347
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,553
The beast.
348
00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,965
(all snarling)
349
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,672
(grunting) hulks, listen to me.
350
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,475
Fight it!
351
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,246
Too late.
352
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,514
No, it's not.
353
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:14,252
If anybody can resist the
beast within, it's you.
354
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,422
Friends need me.
355
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,992
Won't give up!
356
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,964
Join us.
357
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,902
Wolvie, fastball special.
358
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,504
Do it.
359
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,378
(screaming) no!
360
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,041
Ugh, what happened?
361
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,944
What's going on?
362
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,682
(gasps) monsters!
363
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,550
(grunting)
364
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:21,719
Is that the hulk?
365
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,855
They're not monsters, they're
agents of s.M.A.S.H.
366
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,524
They saved you.
367
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:30,928
So, um, what are we doing
in this gross, smelly cave?
368
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,763
And why am I so
hungry for kibble?
369
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:36,334
Mmm... Skaar always
hungry for kibble.
370
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,502
(groans) oh, my aching head.
371
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,039
You got a lot of
explaining to do, green.
372
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,714
What do we do with this?
373
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,615
Haven't you seen
any horror movies?
374
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,051
In the end, some dope takes
the cursed object home.
375
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,786
That's how the sequel
always starts.
376
00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:58,055
Got to agree with the
kid on this one.
377
00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:01,125
I'm going to have to start
watching more horror flicks.
378
00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:03,060
You surprised me, hulk.
379
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,462
You got it under control.
380
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,365
Guess you're not a
raging beast anymore.
381
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,966
(chuckling) you're a hero.
382
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,136
And you are still wolverine.
383
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,740
(sighing) didn't
want a vacation.
384
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:15,973
Thought people would get hurt.
385
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:20,611
But if we didn't go, more
people would have got hurt.
386
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,114
It's funny how things work.
387
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,082
Cannonball!
388
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,618
Nice one, jen.
389
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,488
(bath toy squeaking)
390
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,956
Hulk out.
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