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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,143 --> 00:00:03,724 [straining] 2 00:00:03,824 --> 00:00:05,126 - I still can't believe this is happening. 3 00:00:05,226 --> 00:00:06,847 - Oh, it's happening. 4 00:00:06,947 --> 00:00:08,489 - I used to love the Sacramento Children's Theater 5 00:00:08,589 --> 00:00:09,971 when I was a kid. 6 00:00:10,071 --> 00:00:11,892 If only little theater dork Sarah 7 00:00:11,992 --> 00:00:14,335 knew that one day they would be putting on her play, 8 00:00:14,435 --> 00:00:16,657 "Unsung Sheroes." 9 00:00:16,757 --> 00:00:17,818 What? 10 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:18,779 - Usually you say the full title. 11 00:00:18,879 --> 00:00:20,381 - "A Musical Celebration 12 00:00:20,481 --> 00:00:21,442 of Groundbreaking Women from Sacagawea to Sotomayor"? 13 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,823 We don't have time for that. 14 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:25,466 Oh, did I pack Greta Thunberg's raincoat? 15 00:00:25,566 --> 00:00:27,108 - Yes. It's with Joan Jett's leather pants 16 00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:28,709 and Jane Fonda's leotard. - Okay. 17 00:00:28,809 --> 00:00:30,391 Ready? 18 00:00:30,491 --> 00:00:32,713 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 19 00:00:32,813 --> 00:00:34,555 [laughing] Okay. 20 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,357 - I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you. 21 00:00:36,457 --> 00:00:37,878 But I'll be back for Christmas. 22 00:00:37,978 --> 00:00:39,800 Maybe sooner if staying with my parents 23 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,562 drives me absolutely insane. 24 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:43,084 - Well, you're welcome to be here instead 25 00:00:43,184 --> 00:00:44,445 when my parents come visit. 26 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,567 - I'm actually bummed I'm gonna miss them. 27 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:47,968 - That's because they're on their best behaviour 28 00:00:48,068 --> 00:00:49,130 when you're around. 29 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:50,771 Otherwise, they never stop arguing. 30 00:00:50,871 --> 00:00:52,213 They are the only people 31 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:53,974 to get kicked out of a Jimmy Buffett concert 32 00:00:54,074 --> 00:00:56,577 for literally fighting over a cheeseburger in paradise. 33 00:00:56,677 --> 00:00:58,379 - Okay. 34 00:00:58,479 --> 00:00:59,940 Do you want me to cancel? 35 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,942 Because if you do, just say the word and I will. 36 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:03,104 - No, I'll be fine. 37 00:01:03,204 --> 00:01:04,345 - Okay, great. 38 00:01:04,445 --> 00:01:05,626 Because you know, I got time off from work 39 00:01:05,726 --> 00:01:07,828 and packing all this stuff was just a lot. 40 00:01:07,928 --> 00:01:09,230 Aw! 41 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,112 - Oh, we didn't pack Dolly Parton's wig. 42 00:01:11,212 --> 00:01:13,954 - Oh, that's okay. I'll just wear it in the car. 43 00:01:14,054 --> 00:01:15,596 Pulling it off? 44 00:01:15,696 --> 00:01:16,837 - Yeah. 45 00:01:16,937 --> 00:01:18,999 [laughter] 46 00:01:19,099 --> 00:01:22,163 [glass clinking] 47 00:01:22,263 --> 00:01:23,924 - Hear me, hear me. 48 00:01:24,024 --> 00:01:25,926 - Actually, it's "ye." 49 00:01:26,026 --> 00:01:27,328 - Who the hell is ye? 50 00:01:27,428 --> 00:01:28,249 - You know, yeah, just keep going. 51 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:30,771 - A toast to Tom Hayworth 52 00:01:30,871 --> 00:01:34,415 on making "The New York Times" Best Seller list. 53 00:01:34,515 --> 00:01:36,417 - Ah, it's not that big a deal. It's only number nine. 54 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:37,658 - It is a big deal. 55 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:38,659 - I know. It's a huge deal! 56 00:01:38,759 --> 00:01:39,820 Number nine, baby! Whoo! 57 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,062 I did it! [all cheer] 58 00:01:41,162 --> 00:01:42,503 It is so strange knowing 59 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,265 how we're gonna pay the mortgage this month. 60 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,947 What is this odd sensation that I'm having? 61 00:01:47,047 --> 00:01:49,150 - Could it be that you're happy? 62 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,511 - Is this what that feels like? 63 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:51,952 - Hey, are you around this week? 64 00:01:52,052 --> 00:01:53,674 I could use some backup with my parents. 65 00:01:53,774 --> 00:01:55,636 - Oh, I'm sorry. I know they're a handful. 66 00:01:55,736 --> 00:01:57,198 I'm just really busy at work. 67 00:01:57,298 --> 00:01:58,519 - Oh, did you get a design job? 68 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,001 - I wish. Dumb law stuff at the firm. 69 00:02:01,101 --> 00:02:03,604 I turned down a chance to design a billiard room. 70 00:02:03,704 --> 00:02:04,925 - Like in "Clue"? 71 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:07,168 - Yes. Imagine all the murders. 72 00:02:07,268 --> 00:02:09,210 - Well, you could always swing by my slice of paradise. 73 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:10,891 I think your parents are cool. 74 00:02:10,991 --> 00:02:13,454 And Jimmy is my second-favourite Buffett. 75 00:02:13,554 --> 00:02:15,096 Behind Warren, of course. - Thanks. 76 00:02:15,196 --> 00:02:16,777 But are you sure? 77 00:02:16,877 --> 00:02:18,819 Now that they're retired, they have more energy to argue. 78 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,502 - Denise, come on. We're practically family. 79 00:02:21,602 --> 00:02:22,703 I dated your sister. 80 00:02:22,803 --> 00:02:25,065 I could have been your brother-in-law. 81 00:02:25,165 --> 00:02:26,627 - You are my brother-in-law. 82 00:02:26,727 --> 00:02:28,829 - Thanks. That's really sweet of you to say. 83 00:02:28,929 --> 00:02:31,272 [upbeat music] 84 00:02:31,372 --> 00:02:33,694 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪ 85 00:02:37,938 --> 00:02:40,641 - Huh. 86 00:02:40,741 --> 00:02:44,125 Honey, did Connor give the twins cash again? 87 00:02:44,225 --> 00:02:46,607 [smooth R&B music] 88 00:02:46,707 --> 00:02:48,289 Oh, this is sex cash. 89 00:02:48,389 --> 00:02:49,730 - Remember? 90 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,292 We said if you made it to the Best Sellers list, 91 00:02:51,392 --> 00:02:52,853 we'd have sex on the stacks of cash 92 00:02:52,953 --> 00:02:54,615 like a couple of bank robbers? 93 00:02:54,715 --> 00:02:57,138 - And you agreed because you assumed it would never happen? 94 00:02:57,238 --> 00:02:58,979 - Well, it was either this or the other thing, 95 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,581 and I am never doing the other thing. 96 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,823 - [chuckles] It's gonna be so much better than last year 97 00:03:02,923 --> 00:03:04,705 when we had to do this on a single paycheque. 98 00:03:04,805 --> 00:03:06,747 - I felt so dirty cashing it. - Did you? 99 00:03:06,847 --> 00:03:12,313 ♪ ♪ 100 00:03:12,413 --> 00:03:14,074 - Tom? - Mm-hmm? 101 00:03:14,174 --> 00:03:16,036 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 102 00:03:16,136 --> 00:03:18,319 - You thinking about our getaway driver who got caught? 103 00:03:18,419 --> 00:03:19,480 Don't worry. 104 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,922 It just means more dinero for us. 105 00:03:22,022 --> 00:03:24,845 - [chuckles] Seeing all this cash laid out here like this-- 106 00:03:24,945 --> 00:03:27,047 - Yeah, I know. It's a little gross. 107 00:03:27,147 --> 00:03:30,411 I really was hoping they'd give us new dollar bills, but-- 108 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,852 maybe we could put a sheet on top. 109 00:03:31,952 --> 00:03:33,414 - No. 110 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,336 Well, yeah, probably just-- this is very gross. 111 00:03:35,436 --> 00:03:37,338 But... [sighs] 112 00:03:37,438 --> 00:03:39,300 What if this is it for me? - Oh, God. 113 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,942 - No, I mean, what if my career has reached its peak? 114 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:44,425 - And...11 hours. 115 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:45,666 - What? 116 00:03:45,766 --> 00:03:48,148 - You managed 11 hours of happiness 117 00:03:48,248 --> 00:03:49,750 before you started to worry. 118 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:52,273 - I'm not worried, I'm-- oh, my God. 119 00:03:52,373 --> 00:03:53,874 Oh, my God, what if I'm worried? 120 00:03:53,974 --> 00:03:55,876 - Tom, you got on the Best Sellers list. 121 00:03:55,976 --> 00:03:58,719 That is a big deal! You should be ecstatic! 122 00:03:58,819 --> 00:04:01,322 I'm still glowing from redecorating Gretchen's room, 123 00:04:01,422 --> 00:04:03,284 and that was two months ago. 124 00:04:03,384 --> 00:04:05,846 You should do something to savour this moment. 125 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,168 - You mean like see a magic show? 126 00:04:08,268 --> 00:04:09,690 I guess there's this new close-up guy 127 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:11,692 who's doing some pretty innovative stuff 128 00:04:11,792 --> 00:04:13,053 with cups and balls. 129 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,776 - Or you could grab some of this gross money, 130 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:17,458 which has sunscreen on it. 131 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,380 Oh, I hope that's sunscreen. - Okay. 132 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,982 - And buy something to celebrate. 133 00:04:22,082 --> 00:04:23,504 - Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna do it. 134 00:04:23,604 --> 00:04:25,466 Right after I see that magic show. 135 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,827 Or no, instead of the magic show. 136 00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:28,869 That's better. [chuckles] 137 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,632 So, uh, should we still... 138 00:04:31,732 --> 00:04:32,913 - I think we need to burn the sheets. 139 00:04:33,013 --> 00:04:34,315 - Oh, thank God. [groans softly] 140 00:04:34,415 --> 00:04:35,436 ♪ ♪ 141 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,077 - Mom, Dad, 142 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,079 the constant bickering has to stop. 143 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,601 It's toxic. 144 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:42,243 No, no, let me finish. 145 00:04:42,343 --> 00:04:43,844 It's infecting your relationship with me 146 00:04:43,944 --> 00:04:45,946 and my kids, okay? 147 00:04:47,227 --> 00:04:49,089 - Oh, just stop it, Jay! - No, you stop it! 148 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,491 - [sighs] - Oh, you couldn't take-- 149 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,373 - I hope they take it as well as you did. 150 00:04:52,473 --> 00:04:54,094 - Woman, I'm just getting started! 151 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:55,856 - [groans] 152 00:04:55,956 --> 00:04:57,037 You two aren't even in the apartment and you're already... 153 00:04:57,117 --> 00:04:58,339 [laughter] 154 00:04:58,439 --> 00:05:00,501 Hugging? - Denise! 155 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,823 Your father is so hilarious. He just told me a joke. 156 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:04,265 It's like I'm living with Steve Harvey. 157 00:05:04,365 --> 00:05:06,627 - Oh, no, no, no, no. He is much funnier. 158 00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:07,748 Oh! 159 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,270 But hey, I do look good in a suit! 160 00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:10,631 [laughter] 161 00:05:10,731 --> 00:05:13,113 - Wow, look at you two, getting along. 162 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:16,116 - Yeah, yeah, we are just so happy to see you. 163 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,958 - Yes. - And our grandbabies. 164 00:05:18,058 --> 00:05:19,880 Where's Kelvin? Does he have a moustache yet? 165 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,282 And if not, why not? 166 00:05:21,382 --> 00:05:22,763 - They are on their way back from the park. 167 00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:24,084 both: Mm. - But we can get you settled. 168 00:05:24,184 --> 00:05:25,486 You two can sleep in my bedroom, 169 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:26,927 and I will sleep on the couch. 170 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,128 - Ah. - Oh, no need. 171 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,010 We're just gonna stay in the RV. 172 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,452 - What RV? 173 00:05:31,552 --> 00:05:32,493 - After we sold our dental practice, 174 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,094 then we bought an RV. 175 00:05:34,194 --> 00:05:36,657 You might say it's our... - Wait for it. 176 00:05:36,757 --> 00:05:38,779 - Molar home. [both laugh] 177 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,461 - I told you. It's like he's Steve Harvey. 178 00:05:40,561 --> 00:05:41,662 I told you! - Oh, no, no, no, no. 179 00:05:41,762 --> 00:05:43,023 Steve RV. 180 00:05:43,123 --> 00:05:44,865 - Uh-uh! You are so bad! - Huh? Huh? [laughs] 181 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:46,427 - [chuckles dryly] Very bad. 182 00:05:46,527 --> 00:05:48,869 [both laughing] - Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah. 183 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:52,393 We drove it all the way from Tampa Bay. 184 00:05:52,493 --> 00:05:54,715 - You chose to drive cross-country 185 00:05:54,815 --> 00:05:56,236 in a confined space together? 186 00:05:56,336 --> 00:05:57,998 - Oh, RV life is so fun. 187 00:05:58,098 --> 00:05:59,680 It's like we're on a non-stop vacation. 188 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:01,322 - Mm-hmm. 189 00:06:01,422 --> 00:06:03,163 - Our vacations were the worst. You two always fought. 190 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,965 - Oh, Denise, you're exaggerating. 191 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,206 - We're banned from Spirit Airlines, 192 00:06:06,306 --> 00:06:08,308 and they need customers. 193 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,771 - Hey, honey. 194 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,334 I took your advice on enjoying the fruits of my success, 195 00:06:13,434 --> 00:06:14,655 and I did it. 196 00:06:14,755 --> 00:06:16,817 I actually bought myself something. 197 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:19,340 - That's great, but I've had a long day. 198 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,542 Could I see your R2-D2 199 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:24,104 or wearable Hobbit feet or whatever later? 200 00:06:24,204 --> 00:06:25,466 - I got something even better. Come on. 201 00:06:25,566 --> 00:06:26,627 I gotta show you right now. Sorry. Come on. 202 00:06:26,727 --> 00:06:28,349 [lively island music] 203 00:06:28,449 --> 00:06:31,071 Ta-da! 204 00:06:31,171 --> 00:06:32,513 - You bought a hot tub? 205 00:06:32,613 --> 00:06:34,314 - I did. I bought a hot tub. 206 00:06:34,414 --> 00:06:36,597 Always wanted one, now I got one. 207 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:37,878 - I'm surprised. 208 00:06:37,978 --> 00:06:39,640 Hot tub doesn't exactly scream, "Tom." 209 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:41,281 - Yeah, I know. 210 00:06:41,381 --> 00:06:42,803 But growing up, our next-door neighbours had a hot tub, 211 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,366 and I was always so jealous listening to them 212 00:06:45,466 --> 00:06:47,688 soaking in the tub and popping Frescas. 213 00:06:47,788 --> 00:06:48,929 Always sounded like 214 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:51,091 they were having such a blast, you know? 215 00:06:51,191 --> 00:06:52,853 So I think they did a lot of hardcore drugs. 216 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:54,615 All right, you want to take this bad boy out for a spin? 217 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:55,856 - Hells yeah. 218 00:06:55,956 --> 00:06:57,578 I choose to jacuzz. - Yeah. 219 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,059 - I'm gonna put on my bathing suit! 220 00:06:59,159 --> 00:07:01,221 - I'm gonna pop a Fresca! 221 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,544 [Fresca pops] 222 00:07:03,644 --> 00:07:04,785 Oh, boy. 223 00:07:04,885 --> 00:07:07,548 [chuckling] That's a little spicy. 224 00:07:07,648 --> 00:07:10,350 - Ultimately, it's about taking responsibility, 225 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:13,233 about accepting the blame for your actions. 226 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,917 Until you do that, you'll always be adrift. 227 00:07:17,017 --> 00:07:18,959 Anyways, that's what I think "Margaritaville" is about. 228 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:20,280 both: Mm. 229 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,242 - That's a great interpretation, Connor. 230 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,284 - It is so nice to see people your age 231 00:07:24,384 --> 00:07:26,246 getting into real music. 232 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,048 - Yeah. 233 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,290 - Look, look--what are your thoughts on "Jamaica Mistaica"? 234 00:07:30,390 --> 00:07:32,653 - I think we've covered enough of Jimmy Buffett's catalogue. 235 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,294 - Can I tell you the chicken is just amazing? 236 00:07:34,394 --> 00:07:36,016 I have eaten every bite. 237 00:07:36,116 --> 00:07:37,538 - Oh, here, baby. You can have a piece of mine. 238 00:07:37,638 --> 00:07:39,099 - Oh, thank you. - Absolutely. 239 00:07:39,199 --> 00:07:41,221 Here you go there. - Mm. [chuckles] 240 00:07:41,321 --> 00:07:42,202 - You know, there's more in the kitchen, 241 00:07:42,282 --> 00:07:43,904 so you can just stop that. 242 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:45,105 [both laughing] - Oh, you got me. 243 00:07:45,205 --> 00:07:46,827 - [chuckles] - And Connor, 244 00:07:46,927 --> 00:07:49,109 your place is even nicer than JoJo said. 245 00:07:49,209 --> 00:07:51,351 - How is JoJo, by the way? - Oh, she is great. 246 00:07:51,451 --> 00:07:54,154 You know she's gonna be on "Influencer Lagoon All-Stars"? 247 00:07:54,254 --> 00:07:55,916 - Yeah, think she's got a real shot to win it too, 248 00:07:56,016 --> 00:07:58,238 if she takes down that D'Amelio sister from season-- 249 00:07:58,338 --> 00:08:00,360 [clears throat] I mean I watch sports. 250 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,542 [chuckling] I don't watch that kind of stuff. 251 00:08:01,622 --> 00:08:02,683 - [chuckling] Oh. Huh. 252 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,725 - You two were such a cute couple. 253 00:08:04,825 --> 00:08:06,086 You seeing anyone now? 254 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,570 - No, but I'm out there. You know, on the apps. 255 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:10,971 The dating apps. 256 00:08:11,071 --> 00:08:13,093 Kinda like going to a bar, but on your phone. 257 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,414 - We know what apps are. 258 00:08:14,514 --> 00:08:15,576 I mean, we're old, but we're not that old. 259 00:08:15,676 --> 00:08:16,777 [both laugh] 260 00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:17,778 - I am just so grateful that 261 00:08:17,878 --> 00:08:20,260 I met Jay the old-fashioned way. 262 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,343 - Her father's horse kicked my car. 263 00:08:23,443 --> 00:08:24,785 Remember that? - That was the day. 264 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:26,146 - That was the day. [chuckles] 265 00:08:26,246 --> 00:08:28,148 - They seem really happy. 266 00:08:28,248 --> 00:08:29,710 - I know. 267 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,953 And I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. 268 00:08:33,053 --> 00:08:35,235 - Ay-yi-yi. - Oh, yeah. 269 00:08:35,335 --> 00:08:36,877 It's nice, right? - Mm! 270 00:08:36,977 --> 00:08:39,279 - Actually, it's a little loud. 271 00:08:39,379 --> 00:08:40,721 [electronic beep] There we go. 272 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:44,204 - This might be the best idea you have ever had. 273 00:08:44,304 --> 00:08:45,405 - Well, you're the one who talked me into 274 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:46,767 spending it myself, so. 275 00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:48,048 - That's right. 276 00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:49,650 This is the best idea I've ever had. 277 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,971 - [chuckles] 278 00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:54,775 Mm! Feel that heat. 104 on the dot. 279 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:57,457 - It's perfect. - Fantastic. 280 00:08:57,557 --> 00:08:59,740 It's a little chlorine-y, though, right? 281 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,182 - No, I think it smells fine. - Okay, cool. 282 00:09:02,282 --> 00:09:04,464 Water's a little hard, though. - What? Hard? 283 00:09:04,564 --> 00:09:06,226 - No, I'm just saying we should probably use a softener. 284 00:09:06,326 --> 00:09:07,828 It's like a pH thing. 285 00:09:07,928 --> 00:09:09,670 - The water feels like water. 286 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:11,832 Maybe you should just, you know, enjoy it. 287 00:09:11,932 --> 00:09:13,353 - Totally. 288 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,416 Let the hot tub take the wheel. - Yeah. [sighs] 289 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:18,879 What is it? - What? 290 00:09:18,979 --> 00:09:20,601 Nothing, nothing. [chuckles] 291 00:09:20,701 --> 00:09:22,282 Just the electric meter's going crazy. 292 00:09:22,382 --> 00:09:24,324 Didn't really think about what this'll do to our power bill. 293 00:09:24,424 --> 00:09:27,367 - Okay, let's swap places. - Okay. 294 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,169 How's this gonna help lower our bill? 295 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,051 - It'll prevent you from seeing the meter. 296 00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:32,332 - Right. 297 00:09:32,432 --> 00:09:34,535 Well, this is perfect. 298 00:09:34,635 --> 00:09:36,256 Whoo! Tub life! 299 00:09:36,356 --> 00:09:37,618 - Mm. 300 00:09:37,718 --> 00:09:38,899 - Okay, I can see into Mrs. Kim's house. 301 00:09:38,999 --> 00:09:40,460 And if I can see her, then she can see me. 302 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,903 - Mrs. Kim is not looking at you. 303 00:09:43,003 --> 00:09:45,345 Can you please focus? We're in a hot tub! 304 00:09:45,445 --> 00:09:48,188 I'm wearing a swimsuit. Do the math. 305 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,791 - Oh. Yeah, well... 306 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:53,734 math was always one of my favourite subjects. 307 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,997 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 308 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,799 - Tom! - Got a dead bee. 309 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,480 Got a dead bee in here. Don't worry, I got it. 310 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:01,842 Whoa, I don't got it! It's alive. 311 00:10:01,942 --> 00:10:03,243 It is very much alive! 312 00:10:03,343 --> 00:10:04,424 We might be dealing with a murder hornet here. 313 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,646 I'm gonna go get a knife. 314 00:10:05,746 --> 00:10:07,688 - Right behind you. 315 00:10:07,788 --> 00:10:10,651 [quirky upbeat music] 316 00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:12,773 ♪ ♪ 317 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,494 [laughter] - Who thought of that? 318 00:10:14,594 --> 00:10:15,936 - Okay, enough. 319 00:10:16,036 --> 00:10:17,457 You two are usually at each other's throats 320 00:10:17,557 --> 00:10:19,539 and now you're all sweet and affectionate. 321 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:22,222 It's too much. What is going on? 322 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,025 - Well, if you must know... 323 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,427 your father and I have been seeing a couples therapist. 324 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,549 - We're learning to listen to each other's needs 325 00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:31,031 and be more flexible. - Mm-hmm. 326 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,392 - Couples therapy. 327 00:10:32,492 --> 00:10:33,994 Sarah's gonna be so mad she missed this. 328 00:10:34,094 --> 00:10:35,075 - Judith-- that's our therapist... 329 00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:36,396 - Yeah. 330 00:10:36,496 --> 00:10:38,959 - She taught us all about savouring life. 331 00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaking of, 332 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:43,163 there is a gorgeous bridge out there 333 00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:46,526 that I would love to stare at with a gorgeous lady. 334 00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:48,769 - Survey says you're talking about me. 335 00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:50,530 [both laugh] - Come on. 336 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:53,213 - Oh, yes. Thank you. 337 00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:55,215 - Watch yourself. - Okay. Thank you. 338 00:10:55,315 --> 00:10:56,416 - Maybe they really have changed. 339 00:10:56,516 --> 00:10:57,858 - Yeah, cool, whatever. 340 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,740 Hey, you really need to see this profile. 341 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,862 - Oh, Connor, I don't want to see your dating apps. 342 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,263 Let me guess. 343 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,985 She likes "The Office" and is pretty random. 344 00:11:05,085 --> 00:11:07,547 - I was swiping through new singles in the area and... 345 00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:10,951 [sighs] I came across this. 346 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:13,513 - Huh. That thirsty lady looks like my mom. 347 00:11:13,613 --> 00:11:15,355 Oh, that thirsty lady is my mom. 348 00:11:15,455 --> 00:11:17,357 - Yeah. I don't have an age setting on right now. 349 00:11:17,457 --> 00:11:19,459 I'm trying out some new stuff. 350 00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:25,165 - Oh, hey. There you are. 351 00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:26,406 How was your walk? 352 00:11:26,506 --> 00:11:28,248 - Great. Invigorating. 353 00:11:28,348 --> 00:11:30,851 - Okay, well, the kids are already asleep 354 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,853 and your father's having a land shower. 355 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,374 - A what? 356 00:11:34,474 --> 00:11:35,976 - That's what we "RV people" call 357 00:11:36,076 --> 00:11:37,537 a shower inside of a building. 358 00:11:37,637 --> 00:11:39,139 Hey, are you okay? 359 00:11:39,239 --> 00:11:42,102 You were awfully quiet on the drive back from Connor's. 360 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,264 - I know what's going on. You're cheating on Dad. 361 00:11:44,364 --> 00:11:45,826 - Cheating? No. 362 00:11:45,926 --> 00:11:48,028 - Yes. I saw you on Connor's app. 363 00:11:48,128 --> 00:11:50,430 He has no age setting 'cause he's trying some stuff. 364 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:52,032 - Wait. It's not what you think. 365 00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:53,553 - Oh, so I didn't see 366 00:11:53,653 --> 00:11:55,756 a profile pic of you suggestively eating ice cream 367 00:11:55,856 --> 00:11:57,998 in a sweater I bought you for Christmas? 368 00:11:58,098 --> 00:12:00,120 - Uh, okay, well, it's partly what you think. 369 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,682 - Ugh! - But--oh. 370 00:12:01,782 --> 00:12:02,763 - I need a drink. 371 00:12:02,863 --> 00:12:04,124 - Hey, hey, hey, Tammy. 372 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,646 I got a match that says she's DTF. 373 00:12:06,746 --> 00:12:09,649 Now look, I also Desire True Friendship, 374 00:12:09,749 --> 00:12:11,131 but does that mean that she doesn't wanna-- 375 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,572 - No, no, no, no, no. Jay, Jay. 376 00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:14,374 [chuckles] 377 00:12:14,474 --> 00:12:17,657 - What is happening? 378 00:12:17,757 --> 00:12:19,980 - Oh, h-hey, Denise. 379 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,461 How was your walk? 380 00:12:21,561 --> 00:12:23,383 - Honey, this is what I'm trying to tell you. 381 00:12:23,483 --> 00:12:25,505 No one is cheating. - [sighs] 382 00:12:25,605 --> 00:12:28,068 - Your father and I are... 383 00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:30,951 in an open relationship. 384 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,793 [quirky dramatic music] 385 00:12:32,893 --> 00:12:34,514 - Oh. 386 00:12:34,614 --> 00:12:35,956 It's just an open relationship. 387 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,157 both: Yes. 388 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,800 - [laughing] Okay, that's great. 389 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,121 - Denise, have some class. 390 00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:43,203 - Okay, all right. 391 00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:44,965 So you're in an open relationship. 392 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,407 So you're just, like, what, doing it with other couples? 393 00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:48,648 - [laughing] No, no, no, of course not. 394 00:12:48,748 --> 00:12:49,930 That's swinging. 395 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,011 - [laughing] That's a common mistake. 396 00:12:51,111 --> 00:12:52,292 - Look, look, look, Denise. 397 00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:54,895 Your mother and I, we are very much in love. 398 00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:56,696 - Mm-hmm. 399 00:12:56,796 --> 00:13:01,541 - But we're also on individual journeys of sexual exploration. 400 00:13:01,641 --> 00:13:02,903 - So when you said that 401 00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:04,464 you were listening to each other's needs, 402 00:13:04,564 --> 00:13:06,146 you're talking about those needs? 403 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:07,748 - And we've met some very lovely people. 404 00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:08,989 It's not all sexual. - No, no. 405 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,311 Well, it's mostly sexual. 406 00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:12,712 - It is mostly sexual. 407 00:13:12,812 --> 00:13:13,914 - Please stop saying sexual. 408 00:13:14,014 --> 00:13:15,315 - Okay, fine. Sensual. 409 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:16,997 - Oh, that's so much worse. 410 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:20,200 - Denise, we really didn't want you to find out this way. 411 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,322 - Or at all. 412 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:23,723 - I'm gonna go take a land shower. 413 00:13:23,823 --> 00:13:24,925 - Okay. 414 00:13:25,025 --> 00:13:27,848 [upbeat steel drum music] 415 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:30,330 ♪ ♪ 416 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:31,892 - Rule 12, 417 00:13:31,992 --> 00:13:33,413 you must remain seated in the hot tub at all times. 418 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,535 Rule 13, no fingers in the jets. 419 00:13:35,635 --> 00:13:36,977 Rule 14, no splashing. 420 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,338 Rule 15, no laughing. 421 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:39,780 It could be mistaken for screaming, 422 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,341 which might cause alarm. 423 00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:43,183 Now, has anyone had diarrhoea in the past couple weeks? 424 00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:45,145 - Should we just watch a movie? - Yeah. 425 00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:48,188 - Okay, but you guys are missing out on rule 16. 426 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,070 Rule 16 is have fun! 427 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:52,192 - Oh, excuse me. Can you grab me one, sweetie? 428 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,713 ♪ ♪ 429 00:13:53,813 --> 00:13:54,995 Left me hanging. 430 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,436 - Wow. 431 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,039 - Sure seems like we're in hot water with her. 432 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,041 - Jay, now is not the time for Steve Harvey. 433 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,362 - You're right. 434 00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:03,763 - Although that was clever. - Thank you. 435 00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:06,446 - Look at them in there. Disgusting. 436 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:10,010 - Okay, emotions are obviously high. 437 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,731 Why don't we try one of your calming techniques? 438 00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:13,333 Just close your eyes. 439 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:17,537 Now, imagine you're holding an energy gem in one hand 440 00:14:17,637 --> 00:14:21,902 and, like, a moonshine incense crystal in the other. 441 00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,984 - Are you making up crystals? 442 00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:25,465 - It's not my area of expertise. 443 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,508 - I'm going inside. 444 00:14:28,608 --> 00:14:30,430 - I have never seen her this upset. 445 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,672 I should go talk to her. - No. I'll do it. 446 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,554 I'm the one who swiped on her mom. 447 00:14:34,654 --> 00:14:35,635 - Mm. 448 00:14:35,735 --> 00:14:37,717 - Hey, Jay, Tamara. 449 00:14:37,817 --> 00:14:38,919 How those jets treating you? 450 00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:40,400 - Oh, perfect! 451 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,722 - Think I should alert them to the risk of filter fungus? 452 00:14:42,822 --> 00:14:44,684 - Tom, it's a two-day-old hot tub. 453 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,446 - Let's keep the hands above water, guys. 454 00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:48,588 Just for--for fun. Keep 'em up there! 455 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:52,092 - Why can't they be like normal old folk? 456 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,613 They should be telling people to get off their lawn, 457 00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:55,695 not getting it on with people on their lawn. 458 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:56,816 - Are they doing that? 459 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:58,458 - Probably. I don't know. 460 00:14:58,558 --> 00:14:59,819 - I know this must be rough, 461 00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:01,581 but you were dreading them coming here 462 00:15:01,681 --> 00:15:03,343 because of how much they bicker. 463 00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:05,225 Now they're getting along. Isn't that better? 464 00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:07,427 - They are driving a sex barge across the country. 465 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:08,949 - I get it, okay? 466 00:15:09,049 --> 00:15:10,871 No one wants to picture their parents doing it, 467 00:15:10,971 --> 00:15:13,433 smashing off the side of Route 66, 468 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,435 up against the St. Louis Arch, 469 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:16,957 looking over Niagara Falls, 470 00:15:17,057 --> 00:15:19,960 maybe using the energy from the Red Rocks to... 471 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,161 really get after-- 472 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:22,402 - Connor. 473 00:15:22,502 --> 00:15:24,604 - Yeah, sorry. I kinda want an RV. 474 00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,806 But the point is they're not actually hurting anyone. 475 00:15:26,906 --> 00:15:28,969 Unlike when my dad straight up cheated on my mom 476 00:15:29,069 --> 00:15:30,810 or when Emily cheated on me. 477 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,292 They're just being honest with each other 478 00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:34,654 and it's making them happy. 479 00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:37,737 Maybe it's possible something can be weird and pretty gross, 480 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,860 but also not wrong? 481 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,782 - I hate that you're giving me a lot to think about. 482 00:15:42,882 --> 00:15:45,105 - I know, right? Not usually my thing. 483 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,466 Hey, could you actually text Sarah 484 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,428 and tell her I'm being super smart and sensitive? 485 00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:50,150 [lively music] 486 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,032 - You know what? I'm getting in there. 487 00:15:52,132 --> 00:15:54,514 - Good for you, honey. You deserve to enjoy it. 488 00:15:54,614 --> 00:15:55,835 - No, I want to make sure 489 00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:57,117 their suits don't get sucked into the intake. 490 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,838 Jay's wearing some baggy trunks. 491 00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:01,041 - Okay, Tom. 492 00:16:01,141 --> 00:16:03,723 The idea was to get something that would make you happy, 493 00:16:03,823 --> 00:16:05,805 and I'm feeling like that is not this. 494 00:16:05,905 --> 00:16:07,567 - What are you talking about? I love the hot tub. 495 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,369 It's so relaxing. 496 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,651 Don't I look relaxed? 497 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:17,137 ♪ ♪ 498 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,738 - Okay, fine. 499 00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:19,919 I've been a stress case since we bought this thing. 500 00:16:19,999 --> 00:16:21,141 What do you want me to say? I'm miserable. 501 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,943 - So then just return it and get something else. 502 00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:24,624 - Like what? 503 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,306 A car loses half its value once you drive it off the lot, 504 00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:27,667 you get a new computer, 505 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,589 boom, they come out with a better one, and... 506 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,151 I know I'm not cool enough to pull off a banjo. 507 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,272 - There's gotta be something 508 00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:33,833 that you can spend that money on. 509 00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:35,235 - What if there's not? 510 00:16:35,335 --> 00:16:37,917 What if I'm incapable of enjoying myself? 511 00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:39,919 - Massage chair? - They catch fire. 512 00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:45,905 ♪ ♪ 513 00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:51,211 - Hey, I saw the truck from Hot Tub Depot. 514 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,534 - Yup, she's gone. 515 00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:56,636 I don't think that grass is ever growing back. 516 00:16:57,437 --> 00:16:59,899 - Well, I have been thinking 517 00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:02,062 of ways that you could use the money. 518 00:17:02,162 --> 00:17:04,184 There's a wizarding camp. 519 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,625 Don't worry. It's mostly adults. 520 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,628 - No, no, I've--I've given up. 521 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,990 I don't think there's anything 522 00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:11,271 I could buy for myself that'll make me happy. 523 00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:13,593 - Aw, Tom. I'm sorry. 524 00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:15,795 - No, it's okay. I know what I wanna spend the money. 525 00:17:15,895 --> 00:17:18,158 Making you happy. 526 00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:20,160 I want you to quit your job at the firm 527 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:21,961 and focus on your design business full-time. 528 00:17:22,061 --> 00:17:23,763 - Tom, that's crazy. What? 529 00:17:23,863 --> 00:17:25,965 - What are you talking about? You did the same thing for me. 530 00:17:26,065 --> 00:17:29,769 I wanna take my book money and do that for you. 531 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:32,012 - [sighs] I mean, that would be amazing, 532 00:17:32,112 --> 00:17:33,573 but the firm is steady work. 533 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,215 The design thing, who knows? 534 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,577 - I do. 535 00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:40,380 You are so talented. 536 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,182 [soft dramatic music] 537 00:17:42,282 --> 00:17:44,904 - Tom, I don't know if I could let you do that for me. 538 00:17:45,004 --> 00:17:48,108 - Oh, well, this isn't for you. This is for me. 539 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,310 Yeah, this is totally selfish. 540 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:52,112 I have this weird thing about 541 00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:54,314 my wife being fulfilled and not miserable. 542 00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:55,515 It's, like... - Mm. 543 00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:56,756 - I don't know, it's kind of my kink. 544 00:17:56,856 --> 00:17:59,559 - Ugh, you sick man. 545 00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:00,760 Thank you. 546 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,723 - See, you, you're my hot tub. 547 00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:05,485 - Mm. 548 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,967 And you are my filter fungus. 549 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,529 - [chuckling] That's right. 550 00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:10,510 'Cause you're never getting rid of me. 551 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,812 - Mm-hmm. [chuckling and smooching] 552 00:18:12,912 --> 00:18:14,174 [soft upbeat music] 553 00:18:14,274 --> 00:18:16,136 Mm. 554 00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:17,617 Mrs. Kim is watching us. 555 00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,619 - See, I told you. 556 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:20,780 - You know what? 557 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,782 Let her. - All right. 558 00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:27,887 ♪ ♪ 559 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:29,989 - Hey. - Oh, well, hey, baby girl. 560 00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:32,312 - Hey. - Can we talk? 561 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,313 - Of course. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 562 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,354 Come on out. 563 00:18:34,454 --> 00:18:36,076 - Well, we were thinking 564 00:18:36,176 --> 00:18:38,398 the last thing that we want is for you to feel uncomfortable. 565 00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:39,919 - Yeah, so tomorrow, 566 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,762 we're gonna climb inside Susan and get out of here. 567 00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,404 Susan's what we call the RV. 568 00:18:44,504 --> 00:18:47,046 - Oh, um, no. You don't have to do that. 569 00:18:47,146 --> 00:18:49,929 I just wanted to apologise for how I reacted. 570 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,212 That was not my best moment. 571 00:18:52,312 --> 00:18:53,693 - Oh, we understand. 572 00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,575 It must've come as such a shock. 573 00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:56,936 And looking back, 574 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,099 I would say that my photo with the ice cream 575 00:18:59,199 --> 00:19:00,900 was a little suggestive. 576 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,263 - In mine, I'm holding a banjo. 577 00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:05,465 Which is pretty cool. [chuckles] 578 00:19:05,565 --> 00:19:07,827 - Well, I also just shouldn't have been so judgmental. 579 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:09,869 - No, no, baby. It's okay. 580 00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:12,872 - No, it's not. You two never judge me. 581 00:19:12,972 --> 00:19:14,434 Even when I came out as gay 582 00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:17,397 or changed from pre-med to folklore and mythology. 583 00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:19,279 - Yeah, that was tough. 584 00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:21,201 - All you ever wanted was for me to be happy, 585 00:19:21,301 --> 00:19:22,402 and I want the same for you. 586 00:19:22,502 --> 00:19:24,804 - Sweetie, we are happy. We are. 587 00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:27,127 - Yeah, and we are so proud of you 588 00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:29,489 and the life that you built here with Sarah. 589 00:19:29,589 --> 00:19:30,850 - Thank you. - Yeah. 590 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,132 - I love you both. 591 00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:33,293 - We love you. - Aw, we love you too. 592 00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:35,775 - You know that. [both chuckle] 593 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,779 - And I can't believe I'm saying this, but Dad... 594 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,021 - Mm-hmm? 595 00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:44,584 - The banjo's not gonna get you a lot of swipes. 596 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,466 - I tried to tell him. 597 00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:48,067 - Really? - Yeah. 598 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,150 - Hey! - Oh, there he is! 599 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,313 - How was your first official day as a designer? 600 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:54,594 - Amazing. 601 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,557 No legal briefs, no documents redaction. 602 00:19:57,657 --> 00:19:59,799 I wore sneakers. [both laugh] 603 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,880 - Well, you know what? 604 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:03,403 If you're happy, then I'm happy. 605 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,964 And I want you to know something. 606 00:20:05,064 --> 00:20:06,105 I'm gonna stop getting in my head so much. 607 00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:08,888 I'm done worrying about every little thing. 608 00:20:08,988 --> 00:20:09,849 - I love hearing that. 609 00:20:09,949 --> 00:20:11,491 Ooh, also 610 00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:12,672 I met this new contractor that I'm gonna partner with. 611 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:14,053 Come meet him. - What, he's here right now? 612 00:20:14,153 --> 00:20:15,655 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, cool. 613 00:20:15,755 --> 00:20:18,378 [dramatic saxophone sting] 614 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,459 What the hell? 615 00:20:19,559 --> 00:20:21,701 - Hey, I'm Santiago. 616 00:20:21,801 --> 00:20:23,623 - Hey, I'm Tom. 617 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,025 - Also known as the man who brought us together. 618 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,589 - Oh. [chuckles] I-I wouldn't say that. 619 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:31,471 - I would. I mean, if it wasn't for you, this... 620 00:20:31,571 --> 00:20:32,952 [clicks tongue] Wouldn't be happening. 621 00:20:33,052 --> 00:20:35,715 - So what exactly, uh, is happening? 622 00:20:35,815 --> 00:20:39,078 - Thank you so much for making your wife available to me. 623 00:20:39,178 --> 00:20:42,962 - [chuckling weakly] Well, she's all yours. 624 00:20:43,062 --> 00:20:45,525 I love that I did this. 625 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,627 So great. 626 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,730 - No ice cream, no candy, no gum in the tub. 627 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,731 In fact, you know what? 628 00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:53,132 No sugary substances at all, 629 00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:54,854 unless you have a medical issue, which-- 630 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,656 yeah, you can come tell me about privately. 631 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,017 What else? Okay, rule number nine. 632 00:20:58,117 --> 00:20:59,499 Guys, no politics, okay? 633 00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:01,741 Weather talk is allowed, even encouraged. 634 00:21:01,841 --> 00:21:03,142 Speaking of which, 635 00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:04,944 you should all be on the lookout for storms. 636 00:21:05,044 --> 00:21:07,727 Remember, precipitation equals... 637 00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:11,030 Evacuation. 638 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,473 We'll work more on that later. Yes, Gretchen? 639 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,014 - Could you please explain the verbal warning system again? 640 00:21:15,094 --> 00:21:16,836 - Great question. [all groan] 641 00:21:16,936 --> 00:21:18,598 - Gretchen! - What? 642 00:21:18,698 --> 00:21:19,999 I don't want to commit a tub flub. 643 00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:22,101 - You guys gotta start taking her lead. 644 00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:26,701 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46590

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