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Dimension 404.
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♪
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Introducing Val Hernandez
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or, as she wants the world to know her,
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"Speedrun."
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♪
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An impulsive young gamer
with dreams of greatness,
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dreams, for the moment,
that lie just out of reach.
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(alarm beeping)
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The path to greatness usually
takes hard work and time.
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But in Dimension 404, all Val needs
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is a sweet sip of Impulse 9.
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♪
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(Carlos) Oh, you look
all professional!
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(Val) Yeah, yeah.
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-Careful, its--
-Hot!
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No, thank you.
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Okay, you got your résumé?
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And you wrote down the address, right?
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Im just gonna wander around
until I find the place.
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Look, I called in a big
favor with your Uncle Pedro
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to get you that interview.
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Plus you havent had a J-O-B in months.
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Thanks for the update, Dad.
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Gotta run.
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Hey, Val?
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(Val) What?
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(Carlos) Slow down, kid.
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When you get in there, just relax,
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ask lots of questions,
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and look em in the eye.
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Its just some catering job, Dad.
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-Im not running for Congress.
-Hey.
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Its not about what you do for a living--
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Its what you do while youre living.
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(Carlos) Okay, go knock em dead.
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And pick up Grandma from the doctors
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when youre done.
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-Cant you do it?
-Its Tuesday,
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I work til closing.
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(Val groans)
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I love you.
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Love you too.
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♪
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(car horn beeps)
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♪
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(Evan) Excuse me, maam,
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Im looking for a girl named Speedrun.
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Gamer chick, sloppy hair, crappy clothes.
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♪
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(laughs)
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(Val) Hey.
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♪
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(Evan) So, uh, whats with the get-up?
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Oh, just some stupid job interview.
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Dont you think maybe
you should go to that?
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And miss the invitational?
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No, Ill just call in sick or something.
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You get sick more than anyone I know.
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(Val) First prize wins ten grand!
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I could move out and go pro.
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(Evan) Yeah, about that.
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I guess you didnt hear the news, huh?
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-What?
-You-Know-Who
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is making a surprise entrance today.
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No!
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-Yup.
-Come on!
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(audience cheering)
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(commentator #1) May the gaming gods have
mercy on our worthless souls.
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Killohertz is in the house!
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(commentator #2) I pity the chumps
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that have to rumble with this legend
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in todays qualifying rounds.
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(cheering continues)
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Really?
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Hes got nothing better
to do than flex his nuts
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at some Podunk tournament in Chino?
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Yeah, what do you think hes
gonna spend the $10,000 on,
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designer shoes or more fingerless gloves?
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(Val) Somebody should knock
that stupid smug look
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off his dumb ugly face.
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Val.
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-What?
-You dont have to win today,
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you just have to qualify,
so keep it in your pants.
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But I can take him!
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(Evan) Babe, youre really good,
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but hes a legend for a reason.
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Which means if I beat him
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-Val.
-Players, prepare for combat!
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(Evan) Play it smart.
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Hes a one man wrecking crew.
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And Im a one woman army.
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No-no-no, thats not-- th-thats not--
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thats not playing it smart!
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(cheering)
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(commentator #1) And with that,
the players are readied up
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and its time for the battle to begin.
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(cheering, chatter)
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♪
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Speedrun with an impressive triple there,
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putting her on the board.
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(Evan) Lets go, Speedrun,
yeah, Speedrun!
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(commentator #2) Crowd might be here
for Killohertz
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but theyre giving some love to Speedrun.
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(commentator)
Oh, but here comes Killohertz
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with an incredible cross-map, nice,
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and hes taking a moment
to high-five the fans.
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(commentator) The crowd is loving it
and so is he.
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Hes taking his eyes off the screen--
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(commentator #1) Boom, unbelievable.
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A no-look execution;
this man is unstoppable.
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This match is not over yet
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but Speedrun is running out of time.
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(commentator #2) Speedrun and Killohertz
running away from the pack.
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These two are dominating.
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(commentator #1) The match comes down
to these two,
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up-and-comer versus seasoned vet,
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and the score is tied at 24.
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The next kill wins the game.
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♪
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Its all over, what an upset!
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Speedrun has victory in her sights!
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♪
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Wha--wait, what is she doing?
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Oh my God, shes gonna
go for the glory kill.
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Shes seen Killohertz and shes gonna
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chase after him instead!
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Speedrun just had him in her sights.
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Shes rounding the corner,
looking for the kill.
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♪
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Hes not there, oh--
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oh my God, Killohertz
reads Speedrun like a book.
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What an ending!
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(cheering)
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That is one for the highlight reel.
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Another amazing match win for Killohertz.
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This guy is great.
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(Evan) You had him!
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(crowd chanting "Killohertz")
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(commentator #2) Thats the match.
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Moving on to the finals are Val Hernandez
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and Roy Torvald.
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(Val) How the hell did he do that?
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Nobody is that good, nobody.
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I know, its almost like
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hes a one man wrecking crew or something.
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Um, but--but congrats, babe,
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you made it to finals.
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Come on.
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You had an amazing game, babe.
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Yeah, but it wasnt good enough, was it?
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He wrecked me today.
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Hell wreck me tomorrow too.
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(Roy) Woo!
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Hey.
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There she is.
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GG, Speedrun.
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I had you, man.
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(Roy) Of course you did.
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(slurping)
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Well, keep her warm
for me, all right, son?
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(laughs)
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Woo, this guy looks
like he wants a selfie.
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(Evan) What a dick, right?
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You gotta get in here and
crush that turd bucket tomorrow.
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Smooches?
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Hm?
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Youre a dork, Evan.
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-A sexy dork?
-Mm.
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♪
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Thats more like it.
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Okay, Im gonna go grab my car.
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♪
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(Kojima) Good game today.
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-Oh, thanks.
-Yeah.
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Sucks youre gonna lose tomorrow.
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Who the hell are you exactly?
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Your fairy godmother.
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Here, hold this.
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♪
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You know, youre pretty good, Speedrun.
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Now you got guts
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but if you wanna win tomorrow,
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youre gonna need some help.
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♪
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(Val) K--Ko-ji--"Ko-ji-ma"?
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(Kojima) "Ko-jee-ma."
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You know, youre right about Roy.
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Nobodys that good.
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♪
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All right, dude, what--whats your deal?
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What the hell is this?
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Call first, I got a lot goin on.
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♪
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(Carlos) How was the interview?
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(Val) Fine.
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It was fine.
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You wanna try that again?
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Pedro called.
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You didnt even show up today.
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I was feeling woozy.
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I was gonna call in sick and--
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(gasps) Grandma.
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(Carlos) I almost lost my job
today picking her up.
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Now what the hell happened?
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There was a tournament today.
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It was a big one,
I--I couldnt just miss it.
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I didnt win but I played amazing.
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Well, congratulations.
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I hope you had fun because tomorrow
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youre going down to your uncles
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and youre gonna beg for an interview.
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No, I cant, tomorrows the finals.
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Absolutely not.
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Dad!
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This is my dream.
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Is this about the money, because
first prize is ten grand.
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I mean, what does that
stupid job pay anyway?
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Its not about the money, Val.
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And you lied to me.
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I trusted you and you
completely let me down.
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Look, I know you have dreams, mija.
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I want you to achieve them.
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But I also want you to be a good person.
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I mean, do you think
about anybody but yourself?
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♪
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Yeah, I do actually.
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I think about you and I
think about your crappy job
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and your crappy life and then I think,
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"I want to do the opposite."
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(Carlos) Valerie, thin ice.
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♪
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No wonder Mom left.
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♪
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(commentator #1) Ill tell you one thing,
the fans cannot wait
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to see these two go
toe-to-toe again tomorrow.
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♪
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♪
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(Kojima) I said to call.
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Come on, follow me.
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♪
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Okay, Im not quite sure why Im here,
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but, you know, you said
you could help, so--
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Play.
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♪
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Why?
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♪
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Thanks?
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♪
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Okay.
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♪
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Okay.
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♪
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(computer voice) Game start.
273
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:45,910
♪
274
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,714
Game over.
275
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,128
Well, that sucked.
276
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,087
(Kojima) Try it with this.
277
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,957
♪
278
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,344
An energy drink?
279
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,510
Seriously?
280
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,638
♪
281
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,556
(carbonation fizzes)
282
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,976
♪
283
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,305
Yup.
284
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:09,519
Just a normal, ordinary,
nothing special about it,
285
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,981
energy drink.
286
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:15,111
♪
287
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,360
Kanpai.
288
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:23,371
♪
289
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:57,694
Mm, good, youre back.
290
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,074
Wh--what happened?
291
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,821
When you drink Impulse 9,
youre stretching time.
292
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,414
The harder you stretch
293
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,199
Ow!
294
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,913
the harder you snap back.
295
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:11,043
This time you lost about an hour.
296
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,541
Its like being blackout drunk,
297
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,792
minus the drunk part.
298
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,843
(Val) Holy shit.
299
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,957
$500 a bottle, Speedrun.
300
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,884
That is
301
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,013
all my money.
302
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,049
Plus 6.50 for the ramen.
303
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,138
Wait, no, I cant.
304
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,429
I mean, its wrong,
its cheating, isnt it?
305
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,688
Oh, its definitely cheating.
306
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,806
But is it wrong?
307
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,072
(cell phone ringing)
308
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,321
Roy doesnt seem to think so.
309
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,489
Hey, bro, whats up?
310
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,368
Oh, whats that, another case of Impulse
311
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,695
for the match tomorrow?
312
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:45,869
You got it.
313
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:49,327
Cash only, ATMs in the front.
314
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,709
Yeah, Im still here.
315
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,956
Nope, nobody you know.
316
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:59,968
♪
317
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,642
(commentator #1)
Welcome to the final round
318
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,888
of the Chino Hills Field
of Fire Regional Tournament.
319
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:09,980
(commentator #2) In just a few moments
320
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,055
we will crown one gamer the champion.
321
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,560
♪
322
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,443
(cheering)
323
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:23,449
♪
324
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,701
(crowd chanting "Killohertz")
325
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,910
♪
326
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,160
Dont worry, babe
327
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,542
theres plenty of me to go around.
328
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,540
(Evan) Go, Speedrun.
329
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,712
Yeah, Speedrun.
330
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:43,720
♪
331
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,352
(commentator #1) Now Speedrun Hernandez
is on fire.
332
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,846
Shes having the game of her life
333
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,887
but, unfortunately, its just not enough
334
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,021
to catch our leader, Torvald.
335
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,598
Damn, that guy is impossibly good.
336
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,114
(crowd chanting "Killohertz")
337
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:45,106
♪
338
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,611
(dramatic orchestral music)
339
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:54,624
♪
340
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,120
(Evan) What?!
341
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,622
(dramatic music)
342
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:43,884
♪
343
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,338
(commentator #1) Speedrun!
344
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:52,348
♪
345
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,975
(glass shatters)
346
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:06,231
(piercing flatline noise)
347
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,530
(dog barking)
348
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,870
(gasping)
349
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,447
What the hell?
350
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,952
(ominous music)
351
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:22,214
♪
352
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,588
(Evan) Honey?
353
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,955
We gotta get ready, come on.
354
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,421
Come on, Ill take her.
355
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,131
(gasps)
356
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:33,051
♪
357
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,762
(heavy breathing)
358
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,814
♪
359
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,809
Mommy?
360
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,311
What?!
361
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,113
♪
362
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,435
I cant--
363
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,440
♪
364
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,492
Good morning, Mom!
365
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,486
(retching)
366
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,237
Ew!
367
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,698
♪
368
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,239
(Evan) Hey, are you okay?
369
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,793
Youre not pregnant again, are you?
370
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,658
(Val) Out, I need out.
371
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,674
(Evan) Wait--hey, Val, wait!
372
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:04,916
Val!
373
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:11,928
♪
374
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,477
You forgot your gas mask,
sweetie, here you go.
375
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,516
♪
376
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,309
Come on, kids, its time for school!
377
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,031
(dramatic music)
378
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,317
♪
379
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,660
So Ill be scavenging
the wastelands until four
380
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,156
then I gotta chop wood for the bug roast.
381
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,157
You think you could pick up the
kids before gate duty tonight?
382
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,119
♪
383
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,828
-Val?
-Uh, sure.
384
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,749
(Sophia) Look, Daddy,
I found a neat rock!
385
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,577
(Evan) Oh, no, no, thats a poop,
sweetie, put that back.
386
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,082
(Sophia) No, I want it!
387
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,384
(Evan) Tell you what,
you give that to Mom,
388
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,877
you can have it back after school, okay?
389
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:49,838
-Okay.
-All right,
390
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,878
there you go, Mommy--Mommy?
391
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,011
There we are.
392
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,257
Okay.
393
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,839
All right, kids.
394
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,644
Have a good day.
395
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,807
(teacher) Hi, guys!
396
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,055
Hi, now take your seats, go on.
397
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,637
Okay, what do you do
when you see a Death Lizard?
398
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,903
(class) Run and hide!
399
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,725
(Evan) Oh, shoot, Im gonna be late.
400
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,361
Evan, I need to talk to you.
401
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,818
(Evan) Okay, quick, whats up?
402
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,108
(townsperson) Sheriff Val, did you hear?
403
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,781
-Sheriff?
-Janas husband
404
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,779
snapped back last night.
405
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,160
-What?
-Yeah, right in the middle
406
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,526
of hanky-panky--I mean,
eight years of marriage
407
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,163
just--woo, push, goodbye.
408
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,869
-Unbelievable.
-Can you believe it?
409
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,330
-Uh
-Oy, get back here!
410
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,209
(townsperson) Oh, look.
411
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,166
(Dan) Lets go, lets go.
412
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,495
Lets go, now!
413
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,460
Sheriff, Sheriff, caught
myself a no-good Pulser.
414
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,841
(Pulser) Whats going on,
who are you people?
415
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,168
What--why is it the apocalypse?
416
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,343
(Evan) Ill tell you why
its the apocalypse.
417
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,761
Its because thoughtless slackers like you
418
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,100
chugged too much Impulse
and when you snapped back,
419
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,596
the world went to shit, thats why.
420
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,888
I was--I was studying for finals.
421
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,272
(Evan, in mocking tone)
"I was studying for fi--"
422
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,768
Thats what the president
said when he snapped back
423
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,019
with his finger on the button, you piece--
424
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:51,941
(Dan) Okay, walk it off.
425
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,031
(Pulser) What do you want from me?
426
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,526
(Dan) Can you dress a wound?
427
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,317
Can you fix a generator?
428
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:59,121
Can you fend off a Death Lizard?
429
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,485
(Pulser) No.
430
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,121
(Dan) Then we got no place
for you here.
431
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,448
Aint that right, Sheriff?
432
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,293
♪
433
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,828
Sheriff?
434
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,211
You all right?
435
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,827
♪
436
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,344
(Val) Yeah.
437
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,627
Send him away.
438
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,380
-Send me away?
-Lets go, pal, lets go!
439
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,801
(Pulser) No, dont send me away!
440
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,799
Oh no, where are you taking me?!
441
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,761
♪
442
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,932
Wheres my mom?!
443
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,431
Did I pass chem?
444
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,772
(Evan) Anywayhi.
445
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:30,228
What did you wanna tell me earlier?
446
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,689
Nothing.
447
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,689
Are you okay, you seem
a little off your game.
448
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,612
I--I think Im a little sick.
449
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,321
You know, I think I might
have a stomach ache.
450
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:39,451
(Evan) Oh yeah, I feel ya.
451
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,617
I dont think I cooked those beetles
452
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,775
all the way through last night.
453
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,914
-Good luck out there.
-What do I do with this?!
454
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,331
Oh God!
455
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,289
Waste of a pointy stick if you ask me.
456
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,539
♪
457
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,960
Have a good day, honey.
458
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,209
Smooches?
459
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,751
-(siren blaring)
-Oh, looks like
460
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,674
were in for some weather.
461
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,634
See you at home, I love you!
462
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,764
(siren continues)
463
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,613
(solemn music)
464
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,475
♪
465
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,861
(Val) Oh my God.
466
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,357
Oh my God, wake up, oh my God.
467
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,030
Oh, what do I know about babies?
468
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,028
I dont know anything about babies.
469
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,239
Youre not my baby.
470
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,619
Youre not!
471
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:27,325
♪
472
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,448
Youre my baby.
473
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,084
(baby coos)
474
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,500
♪
475
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,418
Oh, what is happening?
476
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,287
What is happening, what is happening?
477
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,673
♪
478
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,760
Dad, I need Dad, I need Dad.
479
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:43,045
♪
480
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,602
Oh my God.
481
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,805
♪
482
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,055
Dad?
483
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:53,436
♪
484
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,058
(sobbing)
485
00:21:55,064 --> 00:22:02,074
♪
486
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,207
Youve got this, Val.
487
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,170
Youre a bad-ass bitch.
488
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,672
I need you right now.
489
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,883
♪
490
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,264
Keep it together.
491
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,800
♪
492
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,644
(Dan) Sheriff?
493
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,930
Sheriff, lets go!
494
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:38,727
Tick-tock, were late for latrine duty.
495
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,903
-Latrine duty?
-Mm-hm.
496
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,952
(Val) As inscrubbing toilets.
497
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:47,826
(Dan) Hey, if you can
call em that.
498
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,035
But Imthe sheriff?
499
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,195
Im the sheriff.
500
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:53,413
(Dan) Yeah, and sanitation
commissioner
501
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,964
and a scavenger and a mom.
502
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,038
Hey, you got a lot going on,
503
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:01,804
so shake a leg.
504
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:05,178
Or do I have to toss you
out into the wasteland?
505
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,676
(dark music)
506
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,218
♪
507
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,642
(laughs)
508
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,111
-Im gonna go get ready.
-All right, Sheriff.
509
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,555
Come on, lets go.
510
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,824
-Couple minutes.
-All right.
511
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,317
(quirky rockabilly music)
512
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,569
♪
513
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,610
(singer) ♪ You only get one life
514
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,834
and you work it away ♪
515
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:31,985
♪ Sweatin and a-cussin
for the rest of your days ♪
516
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,374
♪ I know ♪
517
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:34,661
♪
518
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:37,254
♪ It doesnt seem quite fair ♪
519
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,460
♪
520
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,420
♪ That you keep on truckin
521
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,840
but you never seem to get nowhere ♪
522
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:51,851
♪
523
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:56,233
(dog barking, baby crying)
524
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,057
-♪ Life never gets easy,
-Bye.
525
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,362
(singer) ♪ No matter how hard you try ♪
526
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,476
♪ Breakin your back
til the day you die ♪
527
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,694
♪ I know ♪
528
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,284
♪
529
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,569
♪ Youre always fightin for air ♪
530
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,953
♪
531
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,660
-♪ And you keep on truckin-- ♪
-Sheriff!
532
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,080
Open up!
533
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,288
(singer) ♪ --but you never seem
to get nowhere ♪
534
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:19,879
♪
535
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,666
(baby crying)
536
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:27,589
♪
537
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:31,802
♪ Well, some people want
money and some want love ♪
538
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:35,104
♪ I just want a job where
I can dig in the mud ♪
539
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,429
♪ I know ♪
540
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:37,694
♪
541
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:40,725
♪ That its a lot to bear ♪
542
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,770
(baby crying)
543
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:48,573
♪ Ill keep on truckin
even when I cant get nowhere ♪
544
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:51,411
♪
545
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,367
(Max) How was your day, Mom?
546
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,737
(Val) Fine.
547
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:56,374
It was fine.
548
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,660
(Sophia) Look, Mommy,
I made this for you.
549
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,344
(Val) Great.
550
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,745
At least its not a dog turd.
551
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,718
(Max) Hey, Mom, did you know
the green thing in plants
552
00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,299
is this stuff called chlorophyll?
553
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:16,184
(Val) Yup, I sure
did--look, Mommys really tired
554
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,642
and she needs to get some sleep
555
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:19,982
before her 5-hour guard duty,
556
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:23,767
so if you two could
justpipe down, itd be--
557
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:26,283
(video game music plays)
558
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:30,525
♪
559
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,279
(Evan) Guess what, kids, its.
560
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,452
-Game night!
-Game night!
561
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:36,991
(Max) Play Field of Fire with us!
562
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,754
(Evan) Oh no, you leave Mommy
alone, she needs a nap.
563
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,417
Shell play with you
next month, okay, buddy?
564
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:42,825
Next month?
565
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,843
(chuckles)
566
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,755
I, uh, could play one round.
567
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,415
I mean, for them.
568
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:50,883
(Evan) Uh-huh, "for them," right.
569
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,133
Be sure to grab some sleep
570
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,394
before you gotta go on guard duty, okay?
571
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:55,887
Yup, yup.
572
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,098
Im off to the bug roast.
573
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,558
-Have fun!
-Okay.
574
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,887
Bye, kids.
575
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:06,902
♪
576
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,696
(video game noises)
577
00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,566
(Max and Sophia) Go, Speedrun, go!
578
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,702
Go, Speedrun, go!
579
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,291
(Val) Not bad for an
old lady, huh?
580
00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,286
(Max) That was awesome,
how are you so good?
581
00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:22,788
(Sophia) Mommy, can you teach me
how to play like that?
582
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,420
(Val) Hell yes I can.
583
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,037
Come here, take a seat.
584
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:29,343
Sit here.
585
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:32,298
Okay, first we gotta learn the basics.
586
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:35,260
(dramatic music)
587
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,811
Okay, thats it, th--thats it.
588
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,675
-You got it, you got it.
-Okay, you got it, you got it.
589
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,352
(Val) Wait-wait-wait,
reload, reload, reload.
590
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,730
-Come on, reload, yes!
-Val!
591
00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:44,768
Val?
592
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,520
Oh.
593
00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:48,482
-Thank God.
-Shit!
594
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:49,942
Okay, oh, kids, I gotta go, all right,
595
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,152
but keep practicing.
596
00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:52,742
(Max) Okay.
597
00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,277
(Evan) Hey, hey.
598
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,370
Where have you been?
599
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:57,655
Ive been looking all over for you.
600
00:26:57,658 --> 00:27:00,158
-Whats wrong?
-Come on.
601
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:01,661
Its Dan.
602
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,712
He was pounding on the gate
and a Death Lizard came.
603
00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:06,957
And you werent there to let him in.
604
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,459
(somber music)
605
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:14,722
♪
606
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:16,547
(townsperson) How could you?!
607
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,892
♪
608
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:19,928
(sobbing)
609
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,310
It was game night.
610
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:29,318
♪
611
00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:32,606
(Evan) No, Val, wait.
612
00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,700
You still need to finish your shift.
613
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:41,695
♪
614
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:05,385
Hi.
615
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:09,732
Hi.
616
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,190
(Evan) Come to bed, hon,
you got work in the morning.
617
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:19,695
I cant do this, Evan.
618
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,238
We toil and suffer all day
619
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:26,374
and if we take an extra
second for ourselves,
620
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:30,582
a damn minute for a moment of peace,
621
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:33,094
someone else might die?
622
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:38,087
I meanwhat the hell is the point?
623
00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:41,972
Why even bother?
624
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:47,101
(somber music)
625
00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:48,811
Val.
626
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:53,521
For 12 years, you have
been an amazing wife,
627
00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:56,784
youre an incredible mother.
628
00:28:56,777 --> 00:29:00,527
You are the most fearless and thoughtful,
629
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,661
responsible person I know.
630
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,368
♪
631
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:05,698
No Im not.
632
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,663
♪
633
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,173
Yeah.
634
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:13,375
♪
635
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,627
Hey.
636
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:18,168
♪
637
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:21,684
One mistake doesnt change all that.
638
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,427
♪
639
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,639
Look, I could give you a speech
about why we do what we do
640
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,929
and why we work so hard but
641
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,313
itd just be words right now.
642
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,100
You have to figure that out for yourself.
643
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,774
And I know that you will.
644
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:38,532
♪
645
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,317
I love you.
646
00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:47,331
♪
647
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,000
Come to bed.
648
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,078
♪
649
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,252
Ill be right there.
650
00:29:53,250 --> 00:30:00,260
♪
651
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,782
(baby crying)
652
00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:24,775
♪
653
00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:37,797
Babe?
654
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,429
Honey?
655
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:46,852
(clears throat)
656
00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:52,641
(Val) "Dear Evan
657
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:55,483
By the time you read this, Ill be gone.
658
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:58,649
It pains me to leave you
and the kids, but
659
00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:00,439
Ive been living a lie.
660
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,992
(dramatic music)
661
00:31:01,986 --> 00:31:05,156
Im not the woman you married anymore.
662
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,655
Im a Pulser.
663
00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:11,908
You remember that FPS tournament
where I beat Roy Torvald?
664
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:14,332
That was last Tuesday.
665
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:16,461
I thought I could hide.
666
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,668
I thought I could hack it.
667
00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:21,209
But after last night, its clear to me
668
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,223
why you send us Pulsers
to the wastes to die.
669
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,256
♪
670
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,260
Theres just no place in civilized society
671
00:31:28,262 --> 00:31:32,062
for a teenage kid trapped
in a grown-ups body,
672
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,307
so Im leaving.
673
00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:37,690
Maybe Ill find another
bottle of Impulse out there.
674
00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:39,478
But whatever I find,
675
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:43,901
whatever this crazy, mixed-up
world has in store for me,
676
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,242
I want you to know that I always--"
677
00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:49,487
(Evan) Jesus Christ, Val.
678
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,991
(ominous music)
679
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:59,004
♪
680
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,671
(Val) Ohhh, its hot.
681
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,133
Oh.
682
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,843
So hot.
683
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:09,473
What was I thinking?
684
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:12,600
♪
685
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,728
(panting)
686
00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:16,265
♪
687
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,518
No way.
688
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:24,529
♪
689
00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:52,179
(Kojima) Hey!
690
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:54,139
Speedrun?
691
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,469
Kojima?
692
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,734
You look rough.
693
00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:00,556
You lookexactly the same.
694
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,357
What the hell did you do?
695
00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:06,397
Well, solar panels keep this place going.
696
00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:10,662
As for me, lets just say I have my ways.
697
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:14,156
So what brings you back
to my neck of the woods?
698
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:18,209
I, uhgot kicked out of my suburb.
699
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,955
Well, that sucks.
700
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:22,668
Wait a minute
701
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,288
did you just snap back?
702
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,264
Last week.
703
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,341
Damn, girl, how much did you do?
704
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,512
You think this is funny?
705
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:35,181
Your drink ruined my life!
706
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,391
Yeah, we kinda ruined a lot of lives.
707
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,443
-Yeah.
-I know.
708
00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:44,767
Um, Ill tell ya what, though.
709
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,573
I get a lot of Pulsers in here, okay?
710
00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:48,487
Some of them are old clients,
711
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,355
some of em got it somewhere else,
712
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,032
but I tell them all the same thing.
713
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,160
Now
714
00:33:54,158 --> 00:34:01,208
I dont do refunds,
but I can give you store credit.
715
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,826
Are you insane?
716
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:05,633
Dude, it sucks out there, man.
717
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:07,417
Life is hard and short
718
00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:09,971
and death is usually slow and painful.
719
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,885
Orchug this bad boy,
720
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:14,215
sidle up to your favorite game,
721
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,679
and go out doing what you love.
722
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,180
(dark music)
723
00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:21,143
And what happens when I snap back?
724
00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:23,063
Thats best part.
725
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,481
You wont.
726
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,480
Unless you live to be, like, 103.
727
00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:30,653
So what do you think?
728
00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:37,662
♪
729
00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:44,464
Do you have Field of Fire?
730
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:46,708
♪
731
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:47,670
This way.
732
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:54,679
♪
733
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:05,059
Speedrun.
734
00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:06,732
See you on the other side.
735
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:13,780
♪
736
00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:27,537
(solemn music)
737
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:30,673
(Sophia) Look, Mommy,
I made this for you.
738
00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:32,301
(Val) At least its not a dog turd.
739
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,877
♪
740
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,552
(Carlos) I mean, do you think
about anybody but yourself?
741
00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:37,642
♪
742
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:40,306
(Val) No wonder Mom left.
743
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:43,725
(Evan) You are the most fearless
and thoughtful,
744
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,885
responsible person I know.
745
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,354
♪
746
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:49,364
I could give you a speech
about why we do what we do
747
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,436
and why we work so hard but
748
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,401
you have to figure that out for yourself.
749
00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:55,572
♪
750
00:35:55,571 --> 00:35:57,361
And I know that you will.
751
00:35:57,364 --> 00:36:02,624
♪
752
00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:04,119
(Kojima) What?
753
00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:11,131
♪
754
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:17,888
(Val) Hello?
755
00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:19,085
(banging on gate)
756
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:20,304
♪
757
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,014
Hello!
758
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,814
(banging continues)
759
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,097
Evan!
760
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,560
♪
761
00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:30,312
Evan!
762
00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:32,074
Screw you, Val, get outta here!
763
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,855
No, Evan, please, wait!
764
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:36,609
-I--I just wanna talk.
-Bullshit, Val!
765
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,862
You just know it sucks out there
766
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,663
and now you want back in.
767
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:42,196
No, no, I did--its not--
768
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,160
I do want back in, I do,
769
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,201
but its not because it sucks out here.
770
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,214
(Evan) Goodbye, Val!
771
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,626
(wind howling)
772
00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:05,018
♪
773
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:10,055
(Val) Its not about what
we get for ourselves.
774
00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:12,362
Its about what we give each other.
775
00:37:12,356 --> 00:37:14,316
♪
776
00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:17,186
I wanna be that person in that drawing.
777
00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:18,654
I wanna be that.
778
00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,494
♪
779
00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:21,909
You gotta understand,
780
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,657
a week ago I was 19, I was kissing you
781
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:25,790
at a tournament.
782
00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:26,696
I
783
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,623
♪
784
00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:31,082
Im new at this, okay?
785
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:33,093
But I wanna make it work.
786
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:34,745
Ill--Ill--Ill--
787
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:35,883
Ill scrub toilets,
788
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,259
Ill do guard duty,
789
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,505
Ill do double shifts.
790
00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:41,047
Ill do whatever it takes to make it work.
791
00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:42,051
♪
792
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:43,722
But I cant do it alone.
793
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,760
♪
794
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,644
Do you have any idea what its like
795
00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:52,482
for 12 years of marriage
to disappear in an instant?
796
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:53,729
No.
797
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,520
♪
798
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:58,244
I dont even know how you proposed.
799
00:37:58,235 --> 00:37:59,735
Are you kidding?
800
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:00,896
You proposed to me.
801
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:04,534
It was the best day of my life, Val.
802
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,203
We can start over.
803
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:07,201
Evan.
804
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,752
♪
805
00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:11,205
I mean
806
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:14,746
its not like its the end of the world.
807
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,921
(gunfire)
808
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,419
(music darkens)
809
00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:18,921
The hell is that?
810
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:21,262
♪
811
00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:23,638
-Death Lizards!
-Theyre people?!
812
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,505
No, Val, theyre giant
radioactive lizards.
813
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,762
Of course theyre people.
814
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:29,354
Sound the alarm!
815
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:30,729
(siren blaring)
816
00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:32,386
(Val) I got the gate,
go get the kids.
817
00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:39,404
♪
818
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:41,649
(teacher) Come on, everybody, get
the supplies, we gotta go!
819
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,363
-Where, where are we going?
-To the ravine.
820
00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:44,913
(Val) But we cant go out there,
its hell outside.
821
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,366
(teacher) Well, we have to.
822
00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:49,196
Our deputys dead and our
sheriff is an Impulse junkie.
823
00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:50,662
Theyre gonna knock down this gate
824
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,752
and then theyre gonna kill
everybody whos left inside,
825
00:38:52,748 --> 00:38:54,248
so we have to go now.
826
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,959
(Val) But this is our home.
827
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,459
♪
828
00:38:57,461 --> 00:38:59,051
Not anymore.
829
00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:06,046
♪
830
00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:08,721
-Kids!
-Max!
831
00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:09,972
-Go with your mom.
-Sophia, come here.
832
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:11,393
Come with Mommy, its okay, its okay.
833
00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:13,731
Be careful, stay-- stay by the wall.
834
00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:14,937
All right, stay with Mommy.
835
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:17,146
Stay with Mommy,
its okay, its all right.
836
00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:18,437
Its okay.
837
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:23,610
♪
838
00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:25,992
-Come on, come on.
-Sheriff, we cant outrun them,
839
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,489
its hopeless, were all gonna die!
840
00:39:27,491 --> 00:39:28,701
(Max) Thats not true, is it, Mommy?
841
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,700
(Val) No, no, no, of course not.
842
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,122
Youre with Mommy, its okay, all right?
843
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:38,420
♪
844
00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:40,378
(Evan) Val!
845
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,628
Come on, kids, come on.
846
00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:42,460
♪
847
00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:44,054
(Val) Hey, you guys.
848
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,179
Guys.
849
00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:46,465
Val!
850
00:39:46,468 --> 00:39:48,258
(Val) You have to listen
to your dad, all right?
851
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:49,761
Okay, promise me?
852
00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:51,183
Okay.
853
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,431
All right.
854
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,562
♪
855
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,678
-Go.
-Lets go!
856
00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:57,234
-Come on, Sophia.
-Good girl, good girl.
857
00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:58,439
Val?
858
00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,398
♪
859
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,648
Head for the ravine, youll be safe there.
860
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:02,820
(Evan) What are you doing?
861
00:40:02,818 --> 00:40:04,068
(Val) My job.
862
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,989
Ill hold them off for as long as I can.
863
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,197
Ill send a flare when its safe.
864
00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:08,947
You dont have to do this.
865
00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:14,369
♪
866
00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:15,621
I love you.
867
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,292
Go, go!
868
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,670
Go!
869
00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:23,627
♪
870
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,130
(dramatic rock music)
871
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:33,143
♪
872
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,490
(truck engine revving)
873
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:56,499
♪
874
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:09,930
(Roy) This is it?
875
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:11,546
One lousy bitch?
876
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:17,983
♪
877
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,306
Roy?
878
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,651
♪
879
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,305
I was wondering what kind of idiot stands
880
00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:25,444
in the middle of town square
like a wannabe bad-ass.
881
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:27,402
But duh!
882
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:29,402
Speedrun.
883
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,074
Last chance, Roy.
884
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,832
You need to crawl back to
whatever hole you came out of.
885
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,195
♪
886
00:41:35,202 --> 00:41:37,622
Thats not how it works, Speedrun.
887
00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:39,581
It works like this.
888
00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:42,211
First were gonna kill you
889
00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:44,459
and then were gonna eat you
890
00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:46,001
and then were gonna pay a little visit
891
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,384
to that ravine over
there where your family
892
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,011
thinks theyre hiding out
893
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,928
and were gonna kill them
894
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:54,137
then were gonna eat them too.
895
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:55,927
How many kids you got, Speedrun?
896
00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:57,931
♪
897
00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:00,233
Judging by that body
its gotta be more than one.
898
00:42:00,227 --> 00:42:01,557
♪
899
00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:03,901
Youre a monster.
900
00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:06,107
What can I say,
901
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,777
wasteland changed me.
902
00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:11,566
♪
903
00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:14,991
(Val) Yeah, changed me too.
904
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:19,501
♪
905
00:42:19,496 --> 00:42:20,956
(glass shatters)
906
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:26,415
(Roy yelling)
907
00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:31,132
(dramatic music)
908
00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,842
(gunfire)
909
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:39,852
♪
910
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,176
(yells)
911
00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:28,192
♪
912
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,130
(music softens)
913
00:43:55,133 --> 00:44:02,143
♪
914
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:15,397
(whimpering, panting)
915
00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:22,413
♪
916
00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:59,486
(dark industrial music)
917
00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:06,499
♪
918
00:45:06,549 --> 00:45:11,099
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