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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:13,667 (Mary Alice) PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:15,833 I'M GRANTING YOU TEMPORARY CUSTODY 3 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:18,467 UNTIL WE CAN GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER FROM THE BIRTH FATHER. 4 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,367 GABRIELLE GOT EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTED. 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,500 IF EDIE DOESN'T KNOW, 6 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:25,500 THEN THAT MEANS THAT YOU JUST CHEATED ON HER WITH ME. 7 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:27,333 SUSAN GOT FOOLED AGAIN... 8 00:00:27,367 --> 00:00:30,033 I'M ALSO A MEMBER OF S.A. 9 00:00:30,067 --> 00:00:31,733 AND BREE GOT TOO MUCH... 10 00:00:31,767 --> 00:00:33,333 SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS. 11 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,233 INFORMATION. 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,167 KARL MAYER DIDN'T PRAY OFTEN, BUT WHEN HE DID, 13 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,667 IT WAS USUALLY TO ASK FOR GOD'S HELP 14 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,600 IN BREAKING UP WITH A WOMAN 15 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:46,533 AND TO SPARE HIM THE NASTY DRAMA 16 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:47,733 THAT USUALLY ACCOMPANIED 17 00:00:47,767 --> 00:00:52,500 SUCH CALLOUS AND UNEXPECTED DEPARTURES. 18 00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:56,267 OVER THE YEARS, KARL HAD DUMPED DOZENS OF WOMEN, 19 00:00:56,300 --> 00:01:00,133 AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAD EVER SEEN IT COMING. 20 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:03,367 EVERY RETREAT WAS ALWAYS METICULOUSLY PLANNED, 21 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,767 RIGHT DOWN TO THE PERSONALIZED STATIONARY, 22 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,700 HENCE HIS RECORD OF SUCCESSFUL GETAWAYS 23 00:01:08,733 --> 00:01:13,067 FROM WOMEN WHO DID NOT WANT TO SEE HIM GO. 24 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:16,567 SO WHEN HE DECIDED TO BREAK UP WITH EDIE BRITT, 25 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,633 KARL PRAYED TO GOD YET AGAIN TO HELP HIM AVOID 26 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:22,167 ALL THE UNNECESSARY DRAMA. 27 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,667 UNFORTUNATELY FOR KARL... 28 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,767 (alarm beeping) 29 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,333 (alarm stops) GOD WAS IN THE MOOD... 30 00:01:29,367 --> 00:01:31,467 TO BE ENTERTAINED. 31 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:52,100 (engine sputtering) 32 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:55,233 (whispers) COME ON! 33 00:01:55,267 --> 00:01:58,300 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? EDIE, BABY, CALM DOWN. 34 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,233 "LET'S BE HONEST WITH OURSELVES, EDIE. 35 00:02:00,267 --> 00:02:02,467 WE HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPY IN A LONG TIME"? 36 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:06,267 WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME I HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPY, 37 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:09,233 YOU MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH? I HAVE BEEN ECSTATIC! 38 00:02:09,267 --> 00:02:11,700 OKAY. I-I'M THE ONE WHO HASN'T BEEN HAPPY, THEN. 39 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:14,467 THEY WHY DID YOU PROPOSE TO ME? I DON'T KNOW. 40 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,833 I HAVE TOLD EVERY WOMAN IN THIS TOWN 41 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:20,567 THAT WE ARE GETTING MARRIED, AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME 42 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,633 IS, "I DON'T KNOW"? OH, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 43 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:24,533 I'M SORRY. 44 00:02:24,567 --> 00:02:27,200 WHAT'S GOING ON? IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE? 45 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,400 OH, MY GOD. 46 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:44,800 OH, CRAP. 47 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,367 (engine sputtering) 48 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,067 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! 49 00:02:57,367 --> 00:02:59,267 (engine turns over) 50 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:08,333 (hissing) 51 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:15,133 AS HE SAT THERE, KARL COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER 52 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:17,700 WHY GOD HAD FORSAKEN HIM. 53 00:03:17,733 --> 00:03:22,167 IT NEVER OCCURRED TO HIM THAT GOD... 54 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:28,767 MIGHT BE A WOMAN. 55 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,667 GOD, GRANT ME THE SERENITY 56 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,733 TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE, 57 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:35,100 THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN 58 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,433 AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE... 59 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,367 THE MEMBERS OF THE FAIRVIEW CHAPTER OF A.A. 60 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,300 ENDED EVERY MEETING WITH A PRAYER. 61 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:45,133 AND WHILE MOST WERE ASKING GOD FOR HELP 62 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:48,067 IN RESISTING TEMPTATION, 63 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:49,267 BREE VAN DE KAMP 64 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,800 WAS BUSY THINKING THOUGHTS THAT WERE DOWNRIGHT SINFUL. 65 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,733 ...WITH HIM IN THE NEXT. AMEN. 66 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:57,300 KEEP COMING BACK. IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT. 67 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,333 AMEN. 68 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:02,133 I THINK YOU'D LOVE THE OPERA. 69 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:05,667 THE MUSIC AND THE VOICES-- IT'S JUST ALL SO... PASSIONATE. 70 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:10,200 (chuckles) YEAH, A 300-POUND SOPRANO SEDUCING BALDING TENORS. 71 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:12,133 THAT'D BE HOT. YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? 72 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:13,167 (chuckles) HUH? 73 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,567 BREE. 74 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,800 YES? 75 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:18,100 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 76 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,733 (both chuckle) 77 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:23,800 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 78 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:25,067 CLAUDE? 79 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,833 WE MADE PLANS, REMEMBER? 80 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,367 I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST ABOUT-- 81 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,567 YEAH, I SAW WHAT YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO DO. 82 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,733 I'M SORRY, PETER, BUT, UH, WHO IS THIS? 83 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:36,100 THIS IS CLAUDE. HE'S MY SPONSOR. 84 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:38,100 OH, YOUR A.A. SPONSOR? 85 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:41,767 NO. I'M HIS OTHER SPONSOR. 86 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,333 FOR MY SEX ADDICTION. 87 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,633 OH. 88 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,700 DAMN IT, PETER. WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 89 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,700 AVOID LUST TRIGGERS. 90 00:04:48,733 --> 00:04:50,433 AND WHAT IS SHE? 91 00:04:50,467 --> 00:04:52,633 COME ON, DON'T DO THIS, MAN. 92 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,233 SHE'S A LUST TRIGGER. A LUST TRIGGER! 93 00:04:55,267 --> 00:04:57,433 UM, EXCUSE ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, 94 00:04:57,467 --> 00:04:59,500 BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING IT? 95 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,100 WHERE'S YOUR CHIP? GIVE IT TO ME. 96 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:05,500 DO YOU REMEMBER HOW LOW YOU'D SUNK WHEN WE MET? 97 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:08,400 THIS REPRESENTS 12 MONTHS OF HARD WORK, 98 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,600 NOT GIVING IN TO YOUR URGES. 99 00:05:10,633 --> 00:05:12,667 NOW IF YOU WANNA BLOW ALL THAT ON THIS WOMAN, 100 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,333 JUST TELL ME NOW SO I CAN STOP WASTING MY TIME 101 00:05:15,367 --> 00:05:18,467 WORKING WITH YOU. (chip hits floor) 102 00:05:26,433 --> 00:05:28,467 I DON'T WANT TO BLOW IT. 103 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:32,733 GOOD. 104 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,800 THEN TELL THE PRETTY LADY GOOD-BYE 105 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:38,400 AND THAT YOU CAN'T SOCIALIZE WITH HER ANYMORE. 106 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:40,767 AND DO IT QUICK. 107 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,433 I'M HUNGRY. 108 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,700 BAD NEWS. 109 00:05:46,733 --> 00:05:48,633 ED WANTS US TO PUSH THROUGH TONIGHT 110 00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:51,200 AND FINISH THE EDELSTEIN REALTY PITCH. 111 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:53,133 BUT WE'RE NOT PRESENTING FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS. 112 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:55,067 WHY DON'T WE START TOMORROW? 113 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,600 BUT HOW WOULD THAT HELP ED AVOID HIS MARITAL PROBLEMS? WHAT? 114 00:05:57,633 --> 00:06:00,500 OH, HE'S RIGHT. I HEAR ED FIGHTING WITH FRAN ON THE PHONE 115 00:06:00,533 --> 00:06:02,600 EVERY DAY THROUGH THE OFFICE WALLS. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN ALL OUR WORKING HOURS. 116 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:05,733 YEAH, BUT YOU LUCKED OUT, SCAVO. DARLENE TALKED HIM INTO CUTTING 117 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:07,667 THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE KIDS IN DAY CARE LOOSE. 118 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:10,100 HEY, GREAT. LET'S GO BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND. 119 00:06:10,133 --> 00:06:12,167 BUT THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE YOU, MISS SENIOR V.P. 120 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,533 ED WANTS YOU IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM NOW. YOU'RE KIDDING! 121 00:06:14,567 --> 00:06:17,767 YOU'RE HIS SECURITY BLANKET, LYNETTE. HE STAYS, YOU STAY. 122 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,233 JERRY, CAN YOU HELP ME GET THE KIDS DOWN TO THE CAR? 123 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:21,200 (Lynette) OH. YEAH. 124 00:06:21,233 --> 00:06:22,567 THANKS, JER. SURE. 125 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,533 (grunts) 126 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,067 LYNETTE? (Lynette) YEAH? 127 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:27,067 GET THOSE MOCK-UPS TOGETHER, WILL YOU? 128 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:32,267 JERRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A KID. 129 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,133 Y-YEAH, UM, OUT OF WEDLOCK. 130 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:37,100 OH. 131 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:39,133 SO... SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 132 00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:45,767 I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 133 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,767 (sobbing) 134 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,833 WHAT'S GOING ON? KARL BROKE UP WITH EDIE. 135 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:52,100 OH, MY GOD. 136 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,267 YEAH, APPARENTLY, HE WAS SEEING SOMEONE. 137 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:56,400 REALLY? 138 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,600 DID HE SAY WHO IT WAS? 139 00:06:57,633 --> 00:07:00,067 I KNOW WHO SHE IS. 140 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:03,067 SHE'S A MAN-EATING, SCUM-SUCKING HO-BAG. 141 00:07:03,067 --> 00:07:04,800 NO, HE DID NOT SAY. 142 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:07,433 YOU KNOW, WHEN KARL DUMPED YOU, 143 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:09,767 I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. 144 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,667 YEAH, I FIGURED THAT... YOU WERE A NAG OR BAD IN BED. 145 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:16,433 BUT NOW I... NOW I SEE THAT YOU WERE JUST A VICTIM, TOO. 146 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:19,233 WE HAVE A BOND, SUSAN. 147 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:21,567 IT'S LIKE WE'RE SISTERS. 148 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,333 (chuckles) THERE'S EVEN A PRETTY ONE AND AN UGLY ONE. 149 00:07:25,367 --> 00:07:26,367 EDIE! 150 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,800 NO, I'M JUST SAYING THAT KARL SCREWED US BOTH. 151 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:31,067 YES, LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 152 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,833 GUYS, I'M ALL FOR BASHING EXES, BUT LET'S SAVE 153 00:07:32,867 --> 00:07:35,500 A LITTLE OF OUR HATE FOR HIS PARTNER IN CRIME-- 154 00:07:35,533 --> 00:07:36,733 THE OTHER WOMAN. MM-HMM. 155 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:38,633 YEAH! YOU KNOW, THEY'RE ALWAYS COMING UP WITH THESE EXCUSES 156 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:41,067 TO JUSTIFY BEING A HOME-WRECKER. 157 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:42,667 EXACTLY! LIKE, "HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WITH ME 158 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,500 IF HE WAS GETTIN' IT AT HOME." 159 00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:46,433 YEAH, "HONEY, YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 160 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,133 SHE'S JUST THE RUNNER-UP." 161 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,333 OH, LOOK, THE BABY'S DOING SOMETHING REALLY CUTE. 162 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:55,233 SHE'S SLEEPING. 163 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,633 LIKE AN ANGEL. 164 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:59,733 LOOK, I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT KARL IS A DOG. MM. 165 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:01,667 I MEAN, BUT LET'S FACE IT-- IF THESE TRAMPS 166 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,100 WEREN'T LAYING OUT THE BUFFET, HE WOULDN'T BE CHOWING DOWN. 167 00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:05,533 WELL, EVERY SITUATION IS DIFFERENT, 168 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:08,600 AND IT'S HARD TO JUDGE UNTIL WE KNOW ALL THE DETAILS. 169 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:09,667 WHICH... 170 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:12,600 OBVIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE HOW WOULD I KNOW? 171 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:17,267 SHE'S A SLUTTY, SLUTTY WHORE. ABSOLUTELY. 172 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,400 YEAH. 173 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:22,600 (fusses) 174 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:25,500 ARE YOU SURE SHE NEEDS THAT? I JUST PUT SUNSCREEN ON HER. 175 00:08:25,533 --> 00:08:28,300 YES, SHE NEEDS THE BONNET. IT COMPLETES THE OUTFIT. 176 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,067 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, GABY. 177 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:32,200 SHE'S NEVER TOO YOUNG TO START ACCESSORIZING. 178 00:08:32,233 --> 00:08:34,133 BESIDES, ALL THE NEIGHBORS ARE OUT TODAY, 179 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:37,500 AND I WANT THEM TO SEE HOW HAPPY WE ARE AND WISH THEY WERE US. 180 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,133 HEY. 181 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:46,800 UH, THE BABY'S A BEAUTY. 182 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:49,533 WE THINK SO, BUT WE'RE A LITTLE BIASED. 183 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,333 (laughs) 184 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:52,800 OH, WOW, SHE'S GOT MY EYES. 185 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,633 HUH? 186 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,267 OH, I'M DALE. 187 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,267 DALE HELM. I'M THE BABY'S BIRTH FATHER. 188 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,767 UH, WELL, HI, DALE. 189 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,767 (chuckles) NICE TO MEET YOU. 190 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,700 A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 191 00:09:08,733 --> 00:09:11,167 YEAH, I KNOW, LAWYERS AND STUFF. 192 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,633 I GOT KINDA HELD UP IN FLORIDA LONGER THAN I THOUGHT. 193 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,400 SPRING BREAK, RIGHT? 194 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:18,400 YEAH. OH, MAN, WE WERE WASTED 24/7. 195 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,567 THEN I GOT THE MESSAGE AND JUST THOUGHT 196 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,267 MY FRIENDS WERE MESSING WITH ME. THOSE BUTTWADS! 197 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:25,867 AHEM. 198 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,133 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S HERE. 199 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,167 WE CAN TAKE HIM TO THE LAWYER'S OFFICE, 200 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,100 AND YOU CAN SIGN OVER FULL CUSTODY TO US. 201 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:33,633 (chuckles) OKAY. 202 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:36,833 YEAH, UH, THE THING ABOUT THAT IS, 203 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,533 I'M GONNA WANT THE BABY. 204 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:50,067 COME ON, YOU GUYS. WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS UGLY. 205 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,767 YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE OUR BABY! HOW IS IT NOT GONNA BE UGLY? 206 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,700 JUST KEEP WALKING, GABY. DON'T ENGAGE HIM. 207 00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,167 LISTEN, MR. SOLIS... 208 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,133 NO, YOU LISTEN! WE WERE GRANTED CUSTODY. 209 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:01,133 IF YOU WANT HER, YOU TALK TO THE JUDGE. 210 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:05,267 HEY, WHAT IS THE HOLDUP? THEY TOLD ME I GOTTA TALK TO A JUDGE. 211 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,267 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, FRANK? IT'S HIS BABY. GIVE IT TO HIM! 212 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,500 LIKE HELL! (Julie) HEY, MRS. SOLIS, CAN I SEE THE BABY? 213 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:13,467 (both) NO! DALE, JUST DO IT ALREADY! 214 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,533 I'M NOT JUST GONNA KIDNAP IT. WHY NOT? THEY DID! 215 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:19,333 IT IS YOUR BABY. JUST TAKE IT! 216 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:21,467 TRY IT. 217 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,267 FRANK? 218 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:27,700 (groans) GET IN, YOU MORON. 219 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:28,733 ANYWAYS, IT LOOKS LIKE 220 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,700 YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB WITH HER. DUMB-ASS! 221 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,700 SHE SEEMS CLEAN. 222 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,367 (Betty) AND LIKE I SAID, WE HAVE BEEN VERY HAPPY HERE, 223 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,300 AND I'M SURE YOU WILL BE, TOO. 224 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:49,467 (man) WELL, WE JUST LOVE IT. (woman) YEAH. 225 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:53,267 ONCE THE STAIRS ARE REPAIRED, I'LL SHOW YOU THE BASEMENT. 226 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,367 WHAT'S GOING ON? 227 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,700 THE HOUSE JUST SOLD. 228 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:59,433 START PACKING. 229 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:02,333 (Danielle) WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT CALEB IN AN INSTITUTION? 230 00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:05,833 IT'S WHERE HE BELONGS ANYWAY. MY MOM WOULD NEVER LET STRANGERS TAKE CARE OF HIM. 231 00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:08,233 THEN WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE POLICE? 232 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,333 THEN IT'S NOT UP TO HER. IF I CALL THE POLICE, 233 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,433 MY MOM AND I GO TO JAIL WITH CALEB. 234 00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:14,500 WE'VE BEEN HIDING A MURDERER. NOW, LOOK, IF WE-- 235 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:16,767 IF WE DO MOVE, I PROMISE I WILL CALL YOU EVERY DAY. 236 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,700 I DON'T NEED A PHONE BUDDY. I NEED A BOYFRIEND! 237 00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:22,833 WOULD YOU CALM DOWN, PLEASE? DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! 238 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:25,133 YOU KNOW, I COULD GO TO THE POLICE MYSELF! DANIELLE... 239 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,100 I JUST... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 240 00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:29,267 I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO KEEP YOU HERE. 241 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,400 YEAH, I SEE THAT NOW. 242 00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:36,333 YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE HERE. YOU HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING. 243 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,300 DON'T WORRY. 244 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:43,767 I WILL. 245 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,533 (sighs) 246 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:52,567 (I.M. chimes) 247 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:09,067 (chuckling) 248 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,533 (laughs) 249 00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:38,500 (gasps) OH, MY GOD! 250 00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:41,433 (I.M. chimes) 251 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:50,333 ED? HEY, I'M SO SORRY, 252 00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:53,767 BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT WAS JUST MEANT FOR TOM'S EYES ONLY. 253 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,800 HONEST MISTAKE. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. 254 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,600 OKAY. 255 00:12:57,633 --> 00:13:00,133 THANKS. WELL, I'M GONNA GO BACK IN MY OFFICE 256 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:03,400 AND CONTINUE TO FEEL LIKE A HUGE PERVERT. 257 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:05,833 AT LEAST YOU AND TOM HAVE A LOVE LIFE. 258 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:08,833 WELL, WE DO THE BEST WE CAN GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 259 00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:11,733 BETTER THAN FRAN AND I. WE'RE DEAD IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 260 00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:14,567 I DON'T WANNA BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS. 261 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,200 I APPRECIATE THAT. 262 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,833 YOU KNOW, ED... 263 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,367 I DON'T WANNA PRY INTO YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS, 264 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,433 BUT IF YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS IN THAT AREA, 265 00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:29,067 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RESIGNED TO IT. 266 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,667 WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING, HOOKERS? 267 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,633 NO, ED FERRARA DOESN'T PAY FOR SEX. 268 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:38,233 I MEAN, YOU AND FRAN COULD SPICE IT UP A BIT. 269 00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:41,767 YOU KNOW, GET THE OLD JUICES FLOWING AGAIN. 270 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,267 OH, I SEE. 271 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,200 KINDA LIKE, UH... 272 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,567 "I'D LIKE TO LICK YOU FROM HEAD TO FOOT." 273 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,567 (chuckles) OKAY, WELL, THAT WASN'T MY BEST WORK, 274 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,467 BUT YOU CAN'T DENY RESULTS. 275 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,700 I.M.ing WORKS, AND WHEN I GO HOME TONIGHT, 276 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:58,200 TOM AND I ARE GOING TO... 277 00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:00,133 OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA BE EXHAUSTED, 278 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:03,067 SO I'LL PROBABLY JUST LAY THERE. BUT TRUST ME, 279 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,600 TOM IS GONNA GO TO TOWN. 280 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,533 IT'S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT, LORD KNOWS. 281 00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:09,467 YOU KNOW WHAT THE SAD TRUTH IS? 282 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,233 I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOOKERS. 283 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,100 OKAY! 284 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,167 UH, WELL, I HOPE THAT HELPED. 285 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,833 AND I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK AND FINISH 286 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:22,233 SO WE CAN ALL GET OUT OF HERE. (chuckles) 287 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,567 (door opens) 288 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,400 LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR A BEAR CLAW. 289 00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,300 (chuckles) NO, I'M NOT. 290 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,433 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 291 00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,433 LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PETER, 292 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,367 NOT WHILE HE'S WITH ME. 293 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,067 YEAH? WHY IS THAT? 294 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:42,167 BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO SEX, 295 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,700 I HAVE AN UNWAVERING MORAL COMPASS. 296 00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:47,333 TRULY. A MAN COULD BEG AND PLEAD ALL DAY LONG, 297 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:50,233 AND IT WOULDN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 298 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:52,167 SO SINCE I HAVE SUCH STRONG SELF-CONTROL, 299 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,467 THERE'S REALLY NO REASON FOR US TO END OUR FRIENDSHIP. 300 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,400 THE GUY'S A TICKING BOMB. 301 00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,800 YOU HAVE NO IDEA 302 00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:00,400 THE KIND OF DEPRAVITY THAT COMES WITH THIS DISEASE. 303 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,567 WAKING UP IN A STRANGER'S BED EVERY MORNING... 304 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,067 CRUISING THE PARK AT NIGHT, 305 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,767 LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO GET OFF WITH, 306 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,767 COMPULSIVE MASTURBATION EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! 307 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:17,467 LOOK, FOR GUYS LIKE PETER AND ME, 308 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,367 THERE'S NO BEAUTY IN THE SEX. 309 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,800 IT'S AN EMPTY AND UGLY COMPULSION. 310 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,433 WELL, I AM SORRY, 311 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,167 BUT THE PETER I KNOW HAS A LITTLE MORE S-- 312 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,067 HOLD UP. 313 00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:33,700 CLAUDE, I NEED SOME-- I NEED SOME HELP. 314 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU USING? 315 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,700 NO, BUT I BOUGHT A BAG. 316 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:41,500 YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO ME. GIVE. 317 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:47,233 THERE'S A MEETING OVER ON 10th STREET. YOU GO THERE. 318 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:48,567 YOU CALL ME AFTER. 319 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,533 I'M SORRY. 320 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,567 GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SHOP. 321 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,400 I'M ALSO A SPONSOR AT COCAINE ANONYMOUS. 322 00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,800 WELL, AREN'T YOU THE RENAISSANCE MAN. 323 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,533 ARE WE DONE HERE, PRINCESS? 324 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,700 NOT YET. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE AN ENCYCLOPEDIC GRASP 325 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,400 OF EVERYTHING DEPRAVED. 326 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,567 BUT CLEARLY, YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA 327 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,633 ABOUT THE POWER OF A LOVING RELATIONSHIP. 328 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,167 (laughs) 329 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,067 THIS IS ALL YOU ARE TO PETER-- 330 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,100 SOMETHING TO SATISFY HIS ADDICTION. 331 00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:18,300 WELL, I THINK PETER IS A BETTER MAN THAN YOU DO, 332 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,767 AND I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU KEEP US APART. TRY AND STOP ME. 333 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,333 PETER DOES EVERYTHING I TELL HIM TO DO. 334 00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:27,567 THAT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN DEPEND ON WITH ADDICTS-- 335 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,200 THEY'RE WEAK. (laughs) 336 00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:38,200 (sighs) EXCUSE ME. 337 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,133 EXCUSE ME. 338 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,733 MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 339 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:46,067 YES, MA'AM? 340 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:49,267 IF A CITIZEN, AN ORDINARY CITIZEN LIKE MYSELF, 341 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:53,333 KNEW OF SOMEONE HOLDING A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF DRUGS, 342 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,267 WHAT WOULD MY RESPONSIBILITIES BE, 343 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,367 YOU KNOW, UNDER THE LAW? 344 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,100 (sighs) 345 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,400 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 346 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,333 AND THIS ONE, I RAN OUT AND GOT 347 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,267 THE DAY I FOUND OUT KARL WAS DOING IT WITH HIS SECRETARY. 348 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,200 I THINK YOU'LL FIND THIS PARTICULARLY HELPFUL. 349 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,133 IT'S GOT A CHAPTER CALLED, 350 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,167 "REVENGE: YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF." YEAH, YOU KNOW, 351 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,067 I'M JUST REALLY NOT INTO THE WHOLE READING THING. 352 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:26,667 OH. WELL, UM, WHY DON'T WE GET YOU OUT OF HERE? 353 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,600 LET'S GO SEE A FEEL-GOOD MOVIE. 354 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:31,467 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE TO ME? 355 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,333 WELL, I JUST WANNA HELP. SO HOW ABOUT THAT MOVIE? 356 00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,467 YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TO HEAL? 357 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,100 I GET HAMMERED. 358 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,133 UH... WELL, UM... 359 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:44,767 THEN I SHOULD JUST GO AND LET YOU GET STARTED WITH THAT. 360 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,800 DO YOU REALLY WANNA HELP ME? GOOD. 361 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,733 'CAUSE I'M GONNA NEED A DESIGNATED DRIVER. 362 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,600 OH! UH... 363 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:52,533 OKAY. 364 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:55,633 HOW COULD HE BE ARRESTED FOR COCAINE POSSESSION? 365 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,567 CLAUDE SWORE HE WAS CLEAN. 366 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,500 IT'S JUST AWFUL, ISN'T IT? 367 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:02,167 I MEAN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING 368 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,600 BEHIND YOUR BACK. 369 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,433 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK WITH YOUR COOKIES? 370 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:07,833 THANKS. 371 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:09,333 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW... 372 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,267 HE WAS HE BEST SPONSOR I'VE EVER HAD, 373 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,633 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW. 374 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:16,067 WELL, I HAVE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING AND... 375 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:19,500 HERE'S A THOUGHT-- WHY DON'T I BE YOUR SPONSOR? 376 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,767 (laughs) YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. 377 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,700 YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT ABOUT SEX ADDICTION. 378 00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,233 WELL, CRAVINGS ARE CRAVINGS, 379 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:27,567 AND ALL YOU REALLY NEED IS A FRIEND TO CALL 380 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,067 WHEN YOU START HAVING INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS, 381 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,800 AND I CAN BE THAT FRIEND. 382 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:34,300 WELL, THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THAT. 383 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,700 CLAUDE RESCUED ME FROM SOME PRETTY NASTY SCENES 384 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:37,767 OVER THE YEARS. 385 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,633 WELL, IF YOU WERE IN TROUBLE, I COULD HANDLE IT. 386 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,500 HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 387 00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,700 BECAUSE I CAN BE VERY STRONG 388 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,600 FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT. 389 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,267 HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR ME AT ALL? 390 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,167 I MEAN, YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN ME FOR A FEW WEEKS. 391 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,100 YES, AND IN THAT TIME, 392 00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:03,100 I'VE COME TO LEARN THAT YOU'RE GOOD AND KIND AND SMART. 393 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,467 AND, YES, YOU HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM 394 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,400 THAT YOU NEED SOME HELP WITH, 395 00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:10,100 BUT I'M WILLING TO BE THERE FOR YOU. 396 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:12,133 SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 397 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,067 IF YOU SAW ME AT MY WORST, 398 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,067 YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE ME SO MUCH. 399 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,333 PETER, LET ME BE YOUR ROCK. 400 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:25,300 TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE IS WHAT I DO BEST. 401 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,733 DRINK YOUR MILK. 402 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:31,400 (chuckles) 403 00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:34,600 (indistinct conversations, laughter) 404 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,133 AH-AH-AH. MNH-MNH. 405 00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:43,067 I ASKED FOR EXTRA SPICY. 406 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,200 I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID MEDIUM. 407 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,667 ARE YOU? WELL, MAYBE IF YOU'D WRITTEN IT DOWN, 408 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,067 YOU WOULD'VE SPARED YOURSELF 409 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,333 THE WALK OF SHAME BACK TO THE KITCHEN. 410 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,700 EDIE, WHY ARE YOU TORTURING THAT GIRL? 411 00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:59,233 THAT IS HER. THAT IS THE ONE THAT KARL IS IN LOVE WITH. 412 00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:00,633 WE HAVE BEEN HERE A MILLION TIMES, 413 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,567 AND YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY THAT SHE FLIRTS WITH HIM, 414 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,100 AND WHEN SHE COMES BACK HERE, I AM GONNA SHOVE THIS PITCHER 415 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,367 IN HER PERKY LITTLE MUG, AND WHEN SHE'S-- 416 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,700 OKAY, LET'S NOT MAKE A SCENE. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 417 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,067 FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, 418 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,067 LET'S--LET'S--LET'S SAY THAT IT'S SOMEONE ELSE. 419 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,767 YOU KNOW, PROBABLY IT WOULD BE A VULNERABLE, LONELY WOMAN 420 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,700 WHO KARL JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF, 421 00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,400 AND WHAT IF... 422 00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:24,333 THIS POOR, CONFUSED SOUL BEGGED YOUR FORGIVENESS? 423 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,267 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 424 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:30,633 I'D SAY... 425 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:33,100 "TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE, BITCH," 426 00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,433 AND THEN I'D KICK HER. 427 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,733 OH. 428 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,667 YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, 429 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,600 BECAUSE I'M POSITIVE IT'S HER. I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE? YEAH. 430 00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:44,533 KARL'S OFFICE IS ALL GUYS, AND THEN THE ONLY WOMEN HE SEES 431 00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,267 ARE ME, JULIE, 432 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,367 THAT--THAT LESBIAN THAT DOES HIS TAXES AND YOU. 433 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,200 YOU KNOW WHAT? 434 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,400 IT IS HER. 435 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:58,367 REALLY? WHY? 436 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,767 SHE JUST... SPIT IN YOUR WINGS. 437 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:03,700 YOU GOT MY BACK? 438 00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:05,733 UH... SURE? 439 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,067 HERE YOU GO, EXTRA SPICY. 440 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,500 AAH! 441 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,300 YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE. (grunts) 442 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,367 UGH! 443 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,300 (grunts) YAH! 444 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,167 AAH! 445 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,733 YOU ARE GOING TO PAY! (whistle blows) 446 00:21:23,767 --> 00:21:25,400 (Edie) OH! (woman) WHOA! 447 00:21:25,433 --> 00:21:26,767 FIGHT, FIGHT! 448 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,633 (Edie) GET OFF ME, YOU! GET OFF ME! 449 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:31,367 MAYER! FOUR ON ONE! 450 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,367 A LITTLE HELP! 451 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,067 (grunting) 452 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,733 SO, UH, WHEN WE LEAVE... 453 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,667 WHO YOU GONNA MISS THE MOST? 454 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,633 I DON'T KNOW. 455 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,300 YEAH, YOU DO. 456 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,233 YOU SAID GOOD-BYE TO HER YET? 457 00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:55,333 NO. 458 00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:58,200 LOOK, MAN, IT'S... IT'S OKAY IF YOU LIKE HER. 459 00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,300 YOU KNOW, I THINK DANIELLE REALLY LIKES YOU, TOO. 460 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,267 REALLY? 461 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,200 YEAH, SHE TOLD ME SHE'D BE REALLY SAD 462 00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:06,300 IF YOU LEFT AND DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE. 463 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,567 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT 464 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,333 SHE MIGHT EVEN WANT YOU TO GIVE HER A LITTLE KISS. 465 00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:14,833 BUT DANIELLE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME IN HER ROOM. 466 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,567 SHE GETS MAD. 467 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,267 YEAH. 468 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:23,500 I TALKED TO HER ABOUT THAT. SHE FEELS REALLY BAD. 469 00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:25,767 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE TOLD ME, 470 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,100 IF YOU COME IN HER ROOM AGAIN, SHE WON'T GET MAD. 471 00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:38,333 AND, CALEB, 472 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:42,233 SHE'S GONNA ACT LIKE SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KISS HER... 473 00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:44,200 BUT SHE DOES. 474 00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:54,533 (cheering) 475 00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:56,067 DALE HELM, 476 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:58,400 LIKE ALL THE STUDENTS AT PARSONS CHRISTIAN ACADEMY, 477 00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:02,300 WAS TAUGHT THAT HIS FUTURE WAS SAFELY IN GOD'S HANDS. 478 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:04,467 WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW 479 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:10,567 WAS THAT GABRIELLE SOLIS WAS ABOUT TO FORCE A FUMBLE. 480 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,233 (crowd cheering loudly) 481 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,300 (man) ALL RIGHT, GUYS, 482 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,833 YOU ALL KNOW NEXT WEEK WE'RE PLAYING THE FALCONS! 483 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:31,600 AND WE'RE GONNA FRY UP THOSE BIRDIES FOR DINNER, 484 00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:34,433 'CAUSE WE'RE THE HUSKIES! (mouths words) 485 00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:35,733 AND WHO ARE THE HUSKIES? 486 00:23:35,767 --> 00:23:39,600 (all) GOD'S TEAM! GOD'S TEAM! GOD'S TEAM! 487 00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:40,833 GOD'S TEAM! GOD'S TEAM! 488 00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:43,667 GOD'S TEAM! GOD'S TEAM! GOD'S TEAM! 489 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,367 GOD'S TEAM! GOD'S TEAM! 490 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,400 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN'T BE HERE. 491 00:23:48,433 --> 00:23:49,767 LET'S TALK TURKEY. 492 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,533 WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO GIVE UP THE BABY? 493 00:23:52,567 --> 00:23:54,633 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, OKAY? I GOTTA GET BACK. 494 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,567 I'M THE QUARTERBACK. IT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT. 495 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,533 OKAY, NO, NO! WAIT, WHAT ABOUT A CAR? 496 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,700 OR COLLEGE? TUITION'S A KILLER THESE DAYS. 497 00:24:00,733 --> 00:24:02,100 I COULD HELP YOU OUT. 498 00:24:02,133 --> 00:24:03,600 I DON'T NEED HELP. 499 00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:05,633 YOU HEAR THOSE CHEERS? THOSE ARE FOR ME. 500 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,567 LAST GAME, I THREW 246 YARDS. 501 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,067 WITH STATS LIKE THAT, I CAN GET INTO THE COLLEGE OF MY CHOICE. 502 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:12,733 SO WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A DAD? 503 00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:16,200 THESE ARE YOUR GLORY DAYS. A BABY WOULD RUIN YOUR LIFE. OH, I KNOW. BUT FRANK SAID 504 00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:19,233 ONCE I GET THE BABY, HE'S GONNA TAKE IT OFF MY HANDS. 505 00:24:19,267 --> 00:24:21,067 BUT IT'S NOT EVEN HIS. LIBBY DUMPED HIM. 506 00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:22,800 HE THINKS THAT IF HE HAS THE BABY 507 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,267 AND SHE SEES HIM ACTING ALL MATURE, 508 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,233 SHE'LL TAKE HIM BACK. NO, NO, NO. 509 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:29,800 I AM NOT LETTING THAT IDIOT USE MY BABY AS A BARGAINING CHIP. 510 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:32,467 HEY, IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS! 511 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,633 NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE, OKAY? JUST DO THE RIGHT THING 512 00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:38,667 AND SIGN THE RELEASE FORM. LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY. 513 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,500 (blows whistle) 514 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,100 (blows whistle) 515 00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,700 BEFORE WE ADJOURN TODAY, 516 00:24:51,733 --> 00:24:54,733 LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO BOW OUR HEADS. 517 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:59,500 (door bangs open) 518 00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:02,367 (door shuts) 519 00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:15,767 (microphone feedback whines) HELLO, EVERYONE. 520 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:20,367 I'M GABY SOLIS, CLASS OF '94. WHOO-HOO! 521 00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:26,667 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE GOD A BIG SHOUT OUT 522 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,533 FOR THIS AMAZING SEASON. 523 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:30,100 (Gabrielle applauds) 524 00:25:30,133 --> 00:25:32,467 THE MAN UPSTAIRS HAS DEFINITELY BEEN ON YOUR SIDE. 525 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:36,067 AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU BOYS LIVE CLEAN. 526 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:38,733 YOU KEEP YOUR NOSES UP, YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, 527 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:41,633 AND YOU DON'T GO AROUND GETTING STRIPPERS PREGNANT. 528 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,833 AND THAT'S A GOOD THING, 529 00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:45,767 'CAUSE IF ONE OF YOU CAUSED A SCANDAL LIKE THAT, 530 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,400 NOT ONLY WOULD THAT GUY GET KICKED OFF THE TEAM 531 00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:50,333 AND LOSE ALL OF HIS SCHOLARSHIPS, 532 00:25:50,367 --> 00:25:53,267 BUT GOD WOULD DROP YOUR SCHOOL COLORS SO FAST, 533 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,200 IT'D MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! 534 00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:57,833 AND THEN THE FOOTBALL SEASON WOULD GO TO HELL. 535 00:25:57,867 --> 00:26:00,200 NO PUN INTENDED. (chuckles) 536 00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:01,733 SO MY POINT IS, 537 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:04,800 DO THE RIGHT THING, AND NO ONE GETS HURT. 538 00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:12,067 SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED. 539 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:15,233 LILY'S OURS. 540 00:26:15,267 --> 00:26:17,700 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? ARE YOU STAYING LATE AGAIN, 541 00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:20,600 OR CAN I FINALLY HAVE DINNER AT HOME WITH MY WIFE? 542 00:26:20,633 --> 00:26:23,300 GOD, I DON'T KNOW. I'M GONNA GO CHECK WITH ED. 543 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,833 OKAY. 544 00:26:24,867 --> 00:26:27,833 HEY, ANY LUCK WITH THAT I.M.ing THING? 545 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:29,367 NO, NOT REALLY. 546 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,567 I WAS ONLINE CHATTING WITH FRAN A WHILE AGO, 547 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,500 AND I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS WEARING, 548 00:26:33,533 --> 00:26:35,433 AND SHE SAID, "A YELLOW BLOUSE." 549 00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:37,367 OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. THEN WHAT? 550 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,433 THEN... YEAH, THAT'S IT. I JUST KINDA BLOCKED. 551 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:42,633 YOU BLOCKED? YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. 552 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,833 YOU'RE AN AWARD-WINNING COPYWRITER, ED. 553 00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:46,233 YOU GET PAID TO WRITE. 554 00:26:46,267 --> 00:26:48,133 YEAH, JINGLES FOR OATMEAL, NOT SOFT-CORE PORN. 555 00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:50,067 FOR GOD'S SAKES, IT'S NOT BRAIN SURGERY. 556 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,200 IS SHE STILL ONLINE? YEAH, I THINK SO. 557 00:26:52,233 --> 00:26:53,733 UGH. 558 00:26:55,633 --> 00:27:01,567 "I LOVE THE WAY THAT BLOUSE CLINGS TO YOUR BODY." 559 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,367 (I.M. chimes) 560 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,567 "ARE YOU JOKING?" 561 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,067 MNH-MNH-MNH. 562 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:11,533 "NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL BREASTS." 563 00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:12,733 (I.M. chimes) 564 00:27:12,767 --> 00:27:16,633 "YEAH? WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO TO ME?" 565 00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:18,233 UH... 566 00:27:22,633 --> 00:27:25,100 ED, YOUR CONFERENCE CALL'S READY. 567 00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:27,067 OH, GOD, I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 568 00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:28,800 OKAY, I GOTTA GO TAKE THIS, 569 00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:31,100 BUT YOU KEEP GOING, 'CAUSE YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 570 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,133 NO, ED, I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR YOU! 571 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:33,833 JUST... WHAT? 572 00:27:33,867 --> 00:27:35,567 (grunts) 573 00:27:37,767 --> 00:27:39,067 (grunts) 574 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,267 (sighs) 575 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:47,400 AHEM. 576 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:51,433 "TOUCH EVERY INCH OF YOUR BODY 577 00:27:51,467 --> 00:27:55,167 UNTIL YOU'RE TREMBLING." 578 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,533 (I.M. chimes) 579 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:03,067 "OH, YEAH. I'LL BITE YOU GOOD." 580 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,667 (I.M. chimes) 581 00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,200 "HELL, YEAH. 582 00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:14,367 FIRST, I WANT YOU TO TOUCH YOURSELF." 583 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,633 (I.M. chimes) 584 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:16,633 (chuckles) 585 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:19,133 "OH, YEAH!" 586 00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:21,100 (tapping on keyboard) 587 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:23,833 (I.M. chimes) 588 00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:25,133 (laughs) 589 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,700 "I'M ON MY WAY." 590 00:28:27,733 --> 00:28:30,200 (telephone rings) 591 00:28:30,233 --> 00:28:31,533 (sighs) 592 00:28:31,567 --> 00:28:35,100 (ring) 593 00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:36,433 (dance music playing over telephone) 594 00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:38,233 HELLO? 595 00:28:38,267 --> 00:28:40,367 Bree, it's Peter... 596 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,400 and I'm in trouble. 597 00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:47,067 (indistinct conversations in distance) 598 00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:51,200 (dance music playing) 599 00:28:51,233 --> 00:28:55,667 HI, I'M--I'M LOOKING FOR, UM, PETER McMILLAN. 600 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,600 I'M NOT SURE I KNOW HIM. 601 00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,833 YOU SHOULD ASK MY WIFE. SHE ORGANIZED THE PARTY. 602 00:28:59,867 --> 00:29:02,067 HEY, JUDY, GET OVER HERE AND ACT LIKE A HOSTESS! 603 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:04,533 COME ON IN! COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 604 00:29:09,067 --> 00:29:11,400 (laughing) 605 00:29:11,433 --> 00:29:14,633 (singsong voice) HEY THERE. 606 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,867 THINGS ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. 607 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:19,533 AFTER YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, FEEL FREE TO JUMP RIGHT IN. 608 00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:21,067 NO, NO, I'M--I'M GOOD. 609 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,400 I'M JUST, UM, HERE TO PICK UP MY FRIEND PETER. 610 00:29:23,433 --> 00:29:26,067 HE'S LOCKED HIMSELF IN YOUR BATHROOM, 611 00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:27,800 AND I'M HERE TO TAKE HIM HOME. 612 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:30,200 OH, YEAH, THAT GUY. WE WERE WONDERING ABOUT HIM. 613 00:29:30,233 --> 00:29:32,067 THE BATHROOM'S OVER THERE. 614 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:33,467 HEY, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR? 615 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,833 YES, IT IS. 616 00:29:35,867 --> 00:29:37,700 BEAUTIFUL. I WISH MINE WOULD DO THAT. 617 00:29:37,733 --> 00:29:39,633 THIS IS OUT OF A BOTTLE. 618 00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:43,067 YES, I'M AWARE OF THAT. 619 00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:48,433 PETER? 620 00:29:48,467 --> 00:29:51,100 PETER, IT'S BREE. ARE YOU IN THERE? 621 00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:55,467 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 622 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,800 I'M A SEX ADDICT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 623 00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:00,467 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE TURNED ON BY WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE. 624 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:04,567 DISGUSTING, ISN'T IT? YES. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA COME TO A PLACE LIKE THIS? 625 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,533 I DIDN'T. I WANTED YOU TO COME. 626 00:30:07,567 --> 00:30:09,467 I CAN'T MAKE YOU NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME, 627 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:13,333 BUT I CAN SHOW YOU WHO I WAS, WHAT MY LIFE WAS LIKE. 628 00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:15,300 WELL, THAT'S NOT YOUR LIFE ANYMORE. 629 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:16,433 BUT IT COULD BE. 630 00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:18,667 IF I SLIP AGAIN, THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE YOU COULD FIND ME, 631 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,033 OR SOMEPLACE WORSE. 632 00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:22,067 THEN WHAT WOULD YOU THINK OF ME? 633 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:23,467 PETER-- BREE... 634 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,367 IT'S DANGEROUS TO CARE ABOUT ME. 635 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,300 A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE OVER THE YEARS, 636 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,333 AND THEY ALL END UP GETTING HURT. 637 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:32,433 REX SAID HE'D ALWAYS BE FAITHFUL. 638 00:30:32,467 --> 00:30:34,367 GEORGE SAID HE'D NEVER HURT ME. 639 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,300 AND AS IT TURNED OUT, THEY WERE BOTH LIARS. 640 00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:40,467 SO AS LONG AS YOU'RE HONEST WITH ME, 641 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:44,267 YOU'D BE AMAZED AT WHAT I CAN PUT UP WITH. 642 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:47,033 NOW LET'S GO HOME. 643 00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,400 HEY THERE. DID YOU HAVE A LATE NIGHT? 644 00:31:01,433 --> 00:31:03,100 I HOPE. 645 00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:04,433 IT WAS HORRIBLE. 646 00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:07,733 THE WHOLE THING BLEW UP IN MY FACE. 647 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:11,333 WHY WOULD YOU TELL MY WIFE TO BITE MY NIPPLE OFF? 648 00:31:11,367 --> 00:31:13,300 I DIDN'T! 649 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:15,500 I DIDN'T. WHY WOULD SHE--OH! 650 00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:17,367 THE HONEYMOON THING. 651 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,667 YEAH, AND IT HURT LIKE HELL THEN, TOO. 652 00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:22,133 AND IT DIDN'T TAKE HER LONG TO FIGURE OUT 653 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:24,100 THAT I LET A STRANGER SEDUCE HER ONLINE. 654 00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:25,167 OH, GOD! 655 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,700 SHE WAS SO MAD, SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN THE BATHROOM 656 00:31:27,733 --> 00:31:29,233 AND CALLED A DIVORCE LAWYER. 657 00:31:29,267 --> 00:31:31,267 YOU'RE GETTING DIVORCED? 658 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,167 I SPENT TWO HOURS PLEADING WITH HER THROUGH THE BATHROOM DOOR, 659 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,400 BEGGING HER NOT TO LEAVE ME, AND... 660 00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:39,067 WE FINALLY MANAGED TO COME TO TERMS. 661 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:42,567 WHAT KIND OF TERMS? I PROMISED HER I WOULD FIRE THE PERSON WHO DID IT. 662 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,633 YOU'RE GONNA FIRE ME? 663 00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:47,400 NO, OF COURSE NOT. YOU'RE TOO IMPORTANT HERE. 664 00:31:47,433 --> 00:31:49,833 I'M GONNA FIRE TOM. 665 00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,800 I TOLD HER IT WAS HIM THAT SENT THE I.M.s. 666 00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:55,067 WHAT?! I TOLD HER THAT HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH BOUNDARIES. 667 00:31:55,067 --> 00:31:57,567 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T WANNA DO THIS, 668 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,500 BUT MY MARRIAGE WAS ON THE LINE. 669 00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:02,800 YOU CAN'T MAKE MY HUSBAND YOUR SCAPEGOAT. 670 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,333 I WON'T LET YOU. 671 00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:06,200 I DON'T HAVE A DAMN CHOICE. 672 00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:08,167 I CAN'T BE DIVORCED, LYNETTE. 673 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,500 I CAN'T. 674 00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:13,533 HE'S UNDER CONTRACT. 675 00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:15,467 IF YOU JUST FIRE HIM, 676 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,067 HE'LL SUE YOU, AND I'LL BACK HIM UP. YOU NEED CAUSE. 677 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:20,600 WELL... 678 00:32:20,633 --> 00:32:22,600 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FIND CAUSE. 679 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:27,733 IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO DIFFICULT IF I LOOK HARD ENOUGH. 680 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,600 HEY, HOW'S THE EYE? 681 00:32:44,633 --> 00:32:46,533 OH, IT'S STILL A LITTLE RED, 682 00:32:46,567 --> 00:32:48,600 BUT I THINK I GOT ALL THE HOT SAUCE OUT. 683 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,767 THAT'S GOOD. 684 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,333 SO, UM... YOU KNOW THE OTHER DAY 685 00:32:52,367 --> 00:32:54,667 WHEN I SAID THAT THING ABOUT US BEING SISTERS? 686 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,267 WELL, WHEN I SAID IT I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT. 687 00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:59,167 YEAH, I KIND OF FIGURED THAT. 688 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,800 NO, I MEAN, I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT. BUT, UM... 689 00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:04,267 NOW I DO. 690 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:07,133 THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR HAVING MY BACK. 691 00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:15,833 SO DO I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU ATTACKING ANY MORE WAITRESSES? 692 00:33:15,867 --> 00:33:18,733 (Southern accent) NAH, MY BAR BRAWLIN' DAYS ARE OVER. 693 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,700 OH, YOU KNOW, I-I'VE GOTTA GO. I HAVE A MEETING. 694 00:33:26,733 --> 00:33:28,733 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 695 00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:34,567 ARE YOU OLIVER? 696 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,500 YOU MUST BE EDIE. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 697 00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:37,733 OH, LIKEWISE. 698 00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:40,667 I HEAR YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST PRIVATE DETECTIVES IN TOWN. 699 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:42,200 I DO WHAT I CAN. 700 00:33:42,233 --> 00:33:44,133 WELL, COME ON IN. LET'S TALK. 701 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:47,800 UM... BASICALLY, I JUST WANT YOU TO TRAIL MY EX. 702 00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:51,700 HE, UH... LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN, 703 00:33:51,733 --> 00:33:54,133 AND I WANNA NAIL THAT HO TO THE WALL. 704 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,467 CALEB? 705 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:08,100 HEY, COME ON, BUDDY, WAKE UP. 706 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,133 CALEB? 707 00:34:10,167 --> 00:34:11,400 IT'S TIME. 708 00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:36,433 (Danielle screams, clatter) 709 00:34:36,467 --> 00:34:38,467 GET AWAY FROM ME! 710 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:46,067 (grunting) 711 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:47,167 (shot fires) 712 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,767 (crying) 713 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,600 GET AWAY FROM HER! 714 00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:56,167 DANIELLE, I WANT YOU TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL THE POLICE. 715 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,833 (sobbing) 716 00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:01,267 NO! WHAT? 717 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,733 MATTHEW AND HIS MOTHER HAVE BEEN PROTECTING CALEB. 718 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:05,667 THEY'RE IN AS MUCH TROUBLE AS HE IS! 719 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,167 I DON'T CARE. 720 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,100 MOM, PLEASE! I LOVE HIM. 721 00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:11,300 (crying) PLEASE. 722 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,200 IF I HADN'T BEEN IN THE HOUSE, 723 00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:21,133 HE COULD'VE RAPED HER... OR WORSE. 724 00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:24,067 HE'S LOCKED IN HIS ROOM NOW, SO... 725 00:35:24,067 --> 00:35:26,333 NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE AGREEMENT BETWEEN US IS OFF. 726 00:35:26,367 --> 00:35:28,767 CALEB IS DANGEROUS, AND I WANT HIM PUT AWAY. 727 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,600 IF HE IS NOT GONE BY TOMORROW, I AM CALLING THE POLICE. 728 00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:33,533 (Matthew) HE WILL BE. I PROMISE YOU. 729 00:35:33,567 --> 00:35:35,400 CAN I GO CHECK ON DANIELLE? 730 00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,067 YES. 731 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,500 BETTY, I AM SERIOUS. 732 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,167 EITHER YOU DO SOMETHING, OR I WILL. 733 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:53,067 BREE, STOP WORRYING. 734 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:56,133 I UNDERSTAND WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW. 735 00:36:01,467 --> 00:36:02,700 DANIELLE? 736 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:13,200 DID IT WORK? 737 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:15,433 PERFECTLY. 738 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:17,167 YOU DID GREAT. 739 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,133 UM, SO I GOT SOME RATES 740 00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:27,667 ON SOME MENTAL HOSPITALS AROUND HERE, 741 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:29,067 AND THERE'S ONE CALLED SILVERCREST 742 00:36:29,067 --> 00:36:30,567 WHICH ACTUALLY SEEMS OKAY. 743 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,500 PUT THIS HAM IN THE FRIDGE, WILL YOU? 744 00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:35,133 I THINK I'LL MAKE IT FOR DINNER. 745 00:36:35,167 --> 00:36:37,533 UH, MOM, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS, BUT WE HAVE TO. 746 00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,800 MRS. VAN DE KAMP IS GONNA CALL THE POLICE. 747 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:42,767 I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD NEVER INSTITUTIONALIZE YOUR BROTHER. 748 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,633 MOM... HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'D BE BEFORE HE'D ACT OUT, 749 00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:47,167 MAYBE EVEN HURT SOMEBODY? 750 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,633 A COUPLE OF DAYS? A WEEK? 751 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:51,567 THEN THEY'D THROW HIM IN A STRAITJACKET 752 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,733 AND DRUG AWAY WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS MIND. 753 00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:56,667 HE'D SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE AT THE MERCY OF STRANGERS. 754 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,700 BUT IF WE DON'T SEND HIM TO A HOSPITAL, 755 00:36:58,733 --> 00:37:00,633 HE'S GONNA END UP IN PRISON, 756 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:03,400 AND DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S WORSE? YES, OF COURSE I DO. 757 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:06,067 SO WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO? 758 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:12,800 PHENOBARBITAL? 759 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,600 IT'S EASY. 760 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,333 IT'S PAINLESS. 761 00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:20,733 IT'S JUST A FEW EXTRA DROPS. HE SIMPLY FALLS ASLEEP. 762 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,133 CALEB WAS MEANT FOR A BETTER WORLD THAN THIS, MATTHEW. 763 00:37:29,233 --> 00:37:33,433 IT'S TIME TO GIVE YOUR BROTHER THE PEACE HE DESERVES. 764 00:37:46,267 --> 00:37:47,600 WHO'S THE PRETTY GIRL? 765 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,167 (doorbell rings) 766 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,233 OH, LOOKS LIKE IT'S DADDY'S TURN. 767 00:37:51,267 --> 00:37:52,767 (whispering) I GOT HER. YES. 768 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,200 OH, YES. 769 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:58,700 MRS. SOLIS? YES? 770 00:37:58,733 --> 00:38:01,467 WE HAVE A COURT ORDER TO TAKE THE COLLINS BABY INTO CUSTODY. 771 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:04,067 NO, NO, NO, THAT'S A MISTAKE. 772 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,433 NO, WE-- WE HAVE THE PAPERWORK. 773 00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:07,367 THE BIRTH FATHER SIGNED AWAY HIS RIGHTS. 774 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,367 IT'S THE BIRTH MOTHER WHO'S PROTESTING. 775 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,300 WHAT? 776 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:13,067 UNTIL THE ADOPTION IS LEGALLY FINALIZED, 777 00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:15,500 THE BIRTH MOTHER CAN STILL CHANGE HER MIND, 778 00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,367 AND... SHE HAS. 779 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,800 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 780 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:31,533 (Carlos) GABY, WAIT. 781 00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:34,167 YOU? YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA BE A MOTHER! 782 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,400 (Libby) WELL, LOOK, FRANK QUIT USIN', AND, UH, HE GOT 783 00:38:37,433 --> 00:38:40,433 A GOOD JOB DOWN AT THE PLANT. HE'S REALLY STEPPED UP. 784 00:38:40,467 --> 00:38:42,233 SO?! 785 00:38:42,267 --> 00:38:45,600 WELL, SO WE'RE GONNA GIVE THE WHOLE FAMILY THING A SHOT. 786 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:48,467 WELL, I'LL TOTALLY GIVE YOU ALL YOUR MONEY BACK. 787 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,667 I DON'T WANT MY MONEY BACK. I WANT MY BABY! 788 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,167 COME ON, LET'S GO. 789 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,433 CARLOS! 790 00:38:57,467 --> 00:39:00,100 NO! CARLOS, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 791 00:39:00,133 --> 00:39:01,833 NO, NO, NO, MA'AM, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 792 00:39:01,867 --> 00:39:03,767 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS OUR BABY! 793 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,700 NO, WE'VE BEEN--WE'VE BEEN FEEDING HER, AND WE-- 794 00:39:06,733 --> 00:39:07,933 WE'VE BEEN BATHING HER, 795 00:39:07,967 --> 00:39:11,067 AND WE WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WE ROCK HER, 796 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:12,433 WHICH IS CRAZY, 797 00:39:12,467 --> 00:39:14,433 'CAUSE IF YOU KNEW ME, I DON'T DO THAT. 798 00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:15,800 I DON'T DO THAT. 799 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,400 AND--AND MY HUSBAND-- MY HUSBAND, HE SINGS TO HER. 800 00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:21,533 (crying) HE SINGS, SO YOU CAN'T TAKE HER AWAY. 801 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:25,167 IT'S TOO LATE. WE'VE ALREADY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HER! 802 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,367 (sobbing) 803 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,300 CARLOS, DO SOMETHING! 804 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:39,067 NO, YOU CAN'T GO! YOU CAN'T--YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! 805 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,633 YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! 806 00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:42,567 (sobbing) NO! 807 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,233 SHE'S OUR BABY! 808 00:39:45,267 --> 00:39:47,633 SHE'S OUR... 809 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:50,067 NO! 810 00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:51,233 PLEASE! 811 00:39:51,267 --> 00:39:54,700 THERE IS A PRAYER INTENDED TO GIVE STRENGTH TO PEOPLE 812 00:39:54,733 --> 00:39:59,567 FACED WITH CIRCUMSTANCES THEY DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT. 813 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,500 THE POWER OF THE PRAYER 814 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,833 COMES FROM ITS INSIGHT INTO HUMAN NATURE... 815 00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:06,767 WE ASK GOD TO GRANT US THE SERENITY 816 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,200 TO ACCEPT THE THINGS WE CANNOT CHANGE... 817 00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:11,133 BECAUSE SO MANY OF US 818 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:15,133 RAGE AGAINST THE HAND THAT LIFE HAS DEALT US... 819 00:40:15,167 --> 00:40:19,033 THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS WE CAN... 820 00:40:19,067 --> 00:40:21,767 BECAUSE SO MANY OF US ARE COWARDLY 821 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,800 AND AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT... 822 00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:30,800 AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 823 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:34,733 BECAUSE SO MANY OF US GIVE IN TO DESPAIR... 824 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:40,433 WHEN FACED WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE. 825 00:40:40,467 --> 00:40:43,333 THE GOOD NEWS FOR THOSE WHO UTTER THESE WORDS 826 00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:47,700 IS THAT GOD WILL HEAR YOU AND ANSWER YOUR PRAYER. 827 00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:52,533 THE BAD NEWS IS THAT SOMETIMES THE ANSWER IS NO. 60016

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