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I'm hand-carrying this thing

Stan, you've got more cover on you

This is an armed caravan

- This transfer is under control.

I don't go under... I don't... I don't...

- That way.

Are you kidding me, ref?

My blind grandmother

- Sit down, fat boy!

The green light goes,

Thank you, thank you.

- Tip him. Get him out here.

Go take a bath.

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Ref, listen!

- Let me in the game!

Get out of my way!

You have to win this game!

Don't take me,

The Lakers need me!

- Burdett is gone.

We're fine.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

- One lousy buck.

Can we talk about this

Your love is like a rollercoaster.

Move over there

1.2. 1.2.3 I've got a ticket.

A rollercoaster of love.

Rollercoaster.

Rollercoaster

Your pineapple wine,

Your pineapple wine,

Your pineapple wine,

I got a new dance,

From the old to the young,

You can do it anywhere,

Your pineapple wine,

Turn around and let me see you,

Your pineapple wine,

And Jimmy got a migraine

Dead uncle was confused,

A bottle of the apple wine

It cures broken legs,

It cures the migraine,

The people started jumping

This city's greatest sin

Your pineapple wine,

- What?

- You?

- Hey, hey, hey.

- Gail, yes.

- I met them at the tennis club.

- This is Sheila and Ed.

- Hi.

So, uh, what kind

I have a bunch of sweatshops

- Oh.

You should see those kids

- Great, huh?

- Scootch in.

- Max, right?

- Oh, I love lobster.

Stocks may rise and fall,

but American farmer's always

My family's been in manure

We like to have sex

Six months.

There's only one thing

So, I'm setting up

We're retired, baby.

Come on, let yourself go.

That's weird; I can't find my wallet.

That's so weird! I could swear

It's okay, big fellow.

Luc, what's in

orange juice, pineapple juice,

Coconut rum, amaretto, cranberry juice,

They love it.

It doesn't have a fancy name,

The only sounds are your breath

The reef is like a thousand jewels

Mm-hmm. Well,

- Oh?

I thought you liked it

You're going to shoot

...who just swallowed $80 worth

What are you doing

- You have a warrant?

The Seven Seas Navigator

They're having a nice promotion

Stop me when I get to the part

And it's gonna be right here

Just because you're English doesn't

I'm Irish.

And you can take any bugs you planted

A retired guy wouldn't have anything

Do- Mind if I borrow this?

But return it for me.

He says I've got the best backside

- Why?

Okay, you're making me nervous,

Babe, you chose

I hope you don't think

I figured he'd bug the place,

Now, don't worry.

What is it?

I kept it to remind me

Lola, you know that bullet

Good morning, Mr. Lloyd.

- Suite?

Atlantis reserves this bridge suite

Breakfast is on the house. These are

complimentary skin exfoliant,

Shoes and a shirt are required

You can't bribe me

I just want you to see

- Lola?

- He hid it in a black jewelry box.

Good evening.

No, thank you.

I don't take orders from criminals,

No. I read about it in the papers,

But like my grandma used to say,

By the way,

They catch the thief,

Why don't you take Stanley

Interrupting a man's leisure

- Ooh.

And you tell your boss

I have two hands,

Excuse me, constable.

Listen, Stan,

But if you drag Max into your game,

Do yourself a favor...

We're just a couple of retirees

All the same, I'll stick around,

In a second, honey.

- Have fun, Stan.

Police.

I'm the law.

It is illegal on this island to carry

Are you not supposed to inform

- You know him?

We'll still have to

- The watermarks and holograms match.

That's just the way I feel about it,

I'm getting complaints

The man is practically

In one year, he's made

something you haven't been

I guess we can't all be

I want you to stay behind tonight

You knew about my attitude

and knew about it

You're not going to learn

Besides, I have plans

Some people say the only way

...or substitute something

What's the shortest amount of time

I see what you're thinking,

Guys come down to this island looking

though, admittedly,

Seven years... ever since the first

I got to the scene,

The next day, a bottle of champagne arrives

with a note that says,

- Hmm.

Everything's plain...

It's more about the challenge

Would I like to live one day

Listen, I want a big arrest,

Look, on this deck,

Napoleon had three priceless diamonds

After his defeat, they were pried out

This is one of the rare occasions the last

And next, we have

With six cameras...

Sixteen.

Plus your standard

controlled by an uncopyable

I just realized...

I felt it more appropriate

- Oh.

I imagine you're wondering

but to put it bluntly, the impoverished

Five years ago, I was

I was sitting on the beach

I don't recall what I was drinking...

that I had been brought to this island to

that were sadly lacking

And you want me to buy a table

to participate in the vital growth

Good.

- Yes.

Do you think it fair

are not allowed to enter the casinos

pharmaceutically-assisted moments

The safety and security found

from financially-procured

The underprivileged should not be

And why do you need

I have an urgent need to expand

A cash injection

What I'm suggesting

access to the marina, the crews,

I couldn't sleep.

Don't you ever feel

And we went out

It's not a one-man job, and there's

Now the challenge is

I'd cut the camera feed

It's blowable from the storage room,

The retired arthritic cops

- What are you doing?

- Since when?

and decent law-abiding people

with that old David Copperfield

"Look at my assistant with the big tits

I wanna know

and you're gonna tell me

You might as well come.

I get the local police to bring you down

There's no air conditioning.

Tell me this isn't better

Why don't you pick one up

So,

Yeah. I've got delicate skin.

I bet you were the best kid in the

Once I found a good spot,

Now, turn around.

No, come on.

Wait. Don't you want me

No way, man!

Hey, we got something.

- It's a monster.

This is big.

- Are you pulling?

Stanley!

- Maybe it's in shock.

Maybe it's dead.

- Why me?

If it bites your arm off,

- Go!

Yeah, I hooked it,

- Go!

Oh, okay.

- Aah!

If you didn't know any better,

- Nice shoes.

- Chanel?

Come here.

What are you doing?

I'll bite you.

The door.

- A friend?

Tell him.

- Who is she?

Agent Lloyd, we have the most sophisticated

- No!

Although the famed

a Seven Seas Navigator

Stole his uniform.

Maybe not with a woman,

Sorry.

Well, I'm not going to let

I had him.

I didn't want you to get hurt.

You're the one who's hurt.

Why are men always trying

Why can't we be

From now on,

- So, let's have dinner and discuss it.

What I no, I always steam

Okay, you want to go

Max. Great timing.

Are you familiar with the pleasures

Recently I found myself experimenting

based largely

as found in the collected works

That Michelle Phillips

My infrastructure growing

but I'm revitalizing it

More importantly,

The exhibit is accessible

If you don't cut the red wire,

- What next?

- C-4?

I'd use a shaped charge

And... you'd want to blow it

- Why is that?

Always the retired cops

You see me

With whoever

You have to go

With whoever

You don't understand

Good afternoon. Atlantis.

Mr. Lloyd,

- Stanley.

- It's Max; just checking in.

You're making sure I'm in my room

How could you be following me

- See you soon, Stanley.

If you're gonna forward your calls,

I heard the call

Every year there's one white boy

Here's what I found out.

and then, a month later,

- Maybe he is retired.

- Ah!

There's some referred pain.

- Oh, God, I'm vibrating!

- I'm getting a call.

Go? No, you can't go.

What, are you crazy?

Five minutes?

Okay, two!

There's a guest down here

Well, it's only paradise

Yeah. I hear him.

- Where'd he go?

What are you doing to yourself?

- Nothing.

But it's only gonna

Because the ship's only gonna

and make me look

- I'll have another one!

I didn't take you as an umbrella

These remoras have

Hey, Stan, buck up.

I used to blame you,

If I had an ounce

You've got a gift, man.

It's okay, Stan.

Luc, you're not working tonight, right?

Come on, Stan,

Here you go, buddy.

You tell anyone I tucked him in,

- Sure thing, Mr. Burdett.

- Max.

It's locked.

You promised to spend

- Lola.

I'll sit down right now

You have to figure out if what

Do you think the third one's

- I don't know.

'Cause every hotel

Can I move

Don't mess with it!

Listen, I'm not gonna

Well, I guess you're

I missed our first sunset

The world is divided up between people

People like you

You're anxious, type-A, egocentric

and die alone with a million bucks

The people who can relax,

hold hands at the end of the day...

- Good night, Max.

You know the Bureau's got

The L.A. Office got a call

He wanted to know the scope

Since we don't have

we felt we'd

He's on suspension.

He was deemed unstable

You told me

and once I bust this guy,

- Oh?

Your suspect's paying

And you got your

I hope it was everything

You might want to do more

She didn't have to be

The thing you gotta understand

are we don't much

Come on, Stan, you fibbed,

You are an FBI agent

You know, when you put it like that,

I've seen the way

So you're working out

Hell, I could

Stan's hurt.

He needs you, Lola.

I'm sure he's a liar,

I don't know.

- I don't buy a word of it.

- No, no, no.

- Listen, hear us out.

He's not chasin' it,

I'm sorry, but I won't believe you

And we still got a few hours

Look, I can't make

- What are you talking about?

Wait a minute.

that ship will be headed to Paris

We're headed to a hidden reef

100 million in gold

Yeah, these ships have

but nobody's ever

Well, maybe with the help

100 million four ways...

It could be anywhere down here.

Are you guys sure this is safe?

You've got nothing to worry about.

When we get back,

Hey, little guy,

Hey, Max, I'm counting on you.

what's it like to hold

I have no idea

- Good night, old-timer.

There is an intruder

- Attempted break-in in progress.

All security

Oh, yeah, me too.

Max, did you say

Hmm. Really?

It's pretty dark.

Max, suddenly I don't feel like

I'm beginning to think we're gonna

Where are you, Max?

How do you see me?

Ah, nice work, genius.

Stan Lloyd to Max Burdett.

Who'd he think he was,

It was a diversion.

He's in the vents!

I thought I heard

Where'd you go?

- Thanks.

Party all the time.

My girl wants

Last night we were spooning.

Oh, I get it.

Like I told you on the boat,

You're good,

You know what they say...

It's okay, Stan.

I saw my life flash

Could you leave it to me to get?

You know,

- I would like to propose a toast.

- I'll drink to that.

- What's wrong?

- What?

You don't have

You had to screw me

You had to make an ass

Hey, Lola.

I'm sorry I kept you in the dark.

You were right, you know.

You have to admit, though,

Max, I helped you

Lola, I thought you'd

you of all people.

I do.

What, you thought this was over?

I tried to deal with you

appeal to your intellect,

But no, man, you had to bring me

- She's got nothing to do with this.

You kill my dog,

He asked me to help him steal it

then he came back here

So why didn't you come to me

You thought Mooré was

Don't tell me

- Where's the diamond?

- They were trying to frame us.

You know, I don't believe a word

It's not going to work, Max.

I know it's too late,

But I don't need to read them

I've spent my whole life chasing things

when the only thing I cared for

From this moment on,

I want a life

And I never want to watch

- On one condition.

- Thank you.

Jack on the rocks, with an umbrella.

Forget the Jack on the rocks,

Stanley, what the hell

Treated me,

But it suits me,

Well, it must take a bite

Come on, let's sip

I thought you said

Orange juice, mango juice,

You tell anyone I tucked him in,

- Sure thing, Mr. Burdett.

- Max.

You know,

Are you okay?

As an underwater enthusiast, you should

A remora is

a suckerfish that sticks

It's the only one

I revel in it.

Could it be that the great

My plane takes off

Tomorrow morning the bidding

and if I were you,

You win some,

You know,

If you want it,

If you need it,

If you want it,

If you need it,

I'm a pro

So don't even

Bonnie and Clyde,

Right on down

In this profession

If you want it,

If you need it,

If you want it,

If you need it,

What do you think you saw,

To get away

Don't you be surprised

If you want it,

If you need it,

I lose all control when I see you

The way you wind

And the way that you

It leaves me wanting,

Tempted to touch,

My little woman,

Tempted to touch,

My little woman,

Tempted to touch,

My little woman,

Tempted to touch,

My little woman,

Thinkin' about one of them

Little woman,

When I see you winding

Please forgive me,

But there is nothing else

Tempted to touch,

My little woman,

Tempted to touch,

My little woman,

Tempted to touch,

My little woman,

She's got the touch

Uh, under her spell

Ah, she had me

I can't believe

You know,

And there are no ifs nor maybes,

Lesson learned,

You know she drives me crazy