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Morning, Doctor Carver!
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Hey Doctor Carver!
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Ethan, hi.
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Did you hear our big news?
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No.
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We're engaged.
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You and Clair?
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Oh, wow! Congratulations.
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Well, it's all thanks to you,
Doctor Carver.
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If we hadn't participated
in your study,
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I probably would have never
discovered Clair was the one.
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I'm so happy for you.
When's the big day?
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We haven't set a date yet,
but when we do,
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we hope you can make it.
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I would be honored.
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I'm sorry, I have to run.
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I have media training, but
you and Claire are the stars.
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You're the first couple
in the study to get engaged.
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Oh!
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Anyway, congratulations again
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and let me know when
you pick a date.
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Will do.
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- Ok, bye.
- Bye.
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Ok Brooke, it's all very simple.
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So, I will just pretend to be
a TV reporter
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and ask you some questions.
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Does that sound ok, Brooke?
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Great. Fire away, Vince.
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Alright. So, Dr. Carver, your new
study is called The Dating Test.
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How does it work?
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Simply put, the dating test
helps you find
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your ideal person.
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The one.
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Couples go on a series of dates
wearing these watch-like devices
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that record your heart rate,
dopamine levels,
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pulse ox and several
other indicators.
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It's called the attraction
tracker.
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But how do you know that
they're your ideal match?
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Like, the one.
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Your level of attraction
to another person
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is measured on a scale
of 0 to 100.
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Meet someone who scores 95
and above, you've met the one.
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But is that all that love is?
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Just a series of chemical
reactions on a score sheet?
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Yes. These physical signals
are far more reliable
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than things like emotions.
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What about feelings?
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Feelings are like relatives
at Christmas.
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They come and go.
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But isn't that how people have
found love for, well, forever?
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Which explains why more
than half of marriages
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end in divorce.
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How sad.
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Oh, sorry. Where was I?
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So, Doctor Carver, has
this new study been tested?
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How do you know that it works?
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So far it's only been tested
on students,
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but, just this morning a student
of mine told me
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he is engaged to the person
he took the study with.
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They both scored above 95.
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Wow!
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So, Doctor Carver, you've
developed quite the reputation
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for your studies on love.
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Is the dating test
your crowning achievement?
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Oh, no. This is just
the beginning.
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There is so little research
on the science of love.
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So much to learn.
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Well, thank you Doctor Carver.
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Is there anything
you'd like to add?
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- No.
- You sure?
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Oh, and here at Pemberton
University,
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we conduct research with heart.
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Terrific, Brooke.
How did it feel?
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Great. But, I'll have to check
the tape.
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Can't trust feelings, right?
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Now I know what you're thinking.
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Where's the romance?
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Measuring neurotransmitters
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isn't exactly the stuff
of Jane Austen.
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Is that what you're really
looking for?
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Drama, heartache, corsets.
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Why rely on some abstract,
gut feeling about someone
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when you can have
quantifiable results
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that tell you if that person
is the one for you.
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The dating test takes
the guessing work out of..
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- Rebecca, hi.
- Hi, Brooke.
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Practicing for tonight?
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Yes, but it's fine.
Come in.
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- How's the speech coming?
- Great, I think.
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I'll just be giving a preview
of the study.
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Well, you don't want to be
giving away too much.
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Want to save it for the big
study's release in two weeks.
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Vince is billing it as a teaser.
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Ah, perfect.
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He told me that
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the practice interview
this morning went well.
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Mm-hm.
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Never thought one
of my professors
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would get more TV time than
the university's president.
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Rebecca, I am not...
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Oh, Brooke, I'm not complaining.
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Your research has put
this school on the map.
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We plan on taking full advantage
of our newfound notoriety.
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Have you heard the new
branding slogan?
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Research with heart.
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Kind of humanizes it,
don't you think?
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Mm-hm.
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I mean, it's not just about
the data, right?
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- Uh.
- Oh, Brooke.
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We are gonna ride
your coattails.
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We intend to increase
enrollment, funding,
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maybe even bump up our ranking.
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Oh, I don't know if my study
can do all that.
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Brooke, don't be modest,
my star professor.
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Or should I say Dean?
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Dean?
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Had a meeting with the Board.
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We think you'd be a perfect
new Dean of Psychology.
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But, let's revisit it
after the launch.
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Yes. Of course.
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And good luck tonight,
I'll see you at the theater.
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Thanks, Rebecca.
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Oh, and no pressure, right?
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She's expecting a boost in
donations, enrollment, ranking.
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All from your study?
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I know.
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Hm. Doctor Frankenstein,
you've created a monster.
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But wait, there's more.
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She's thinking of naming me
department Dean.
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Huh. That'd be kind of weird,
having you as my boss.
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Wait, will you give me tenure?
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Stop. I'm happy where I am.
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Come on, psychology Dean?
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More coin, prestige,
swanky receptions
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with that smelly cheese.
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And less time for research,
my first love.
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Speaking of first love, how's
it been since your last love?
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You mean Logan?
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I thought it was Landon.
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Landon was before Logan.
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Which makes your next
boyfriend Lucas?
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Which makes my next boyfriend
no one.
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I'm done.
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With guys whose names
start with I?
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With guys period.
With dating, swiping right.
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Oh, don't be a drama queen.
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Carly, I am not having
my heart stomped on again.
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But you're the expert on love.
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Yes, with the science of love,
why the heart races,
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the pupils dilate.
The palms sweat.
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I thought that was
a panic attack?
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It's why I developed
the love test.
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I want people looking for love
to find it.
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Ok, but what if you meet a guy
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who scores like a 98 on
the attraction tracker?
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George Clooney's looks
with Einstein's smarts?
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Unlikely. Anyway, I don't need
men to get my dopamine fix.
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I have chocolate for that.
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Oh, no. Thanks.
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I hope to get my dopamine
boost tonight.
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I have a date. And...
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You're doing the test with him?
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Not the whole thing,
just some questions
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to see if he, you know,
measures up.
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Good luck.
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But, if the chocolate offer
still stands?
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You know, for later.
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In case my date's
a dopamine dud.
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Hey, Molly. Are you
in pain today?
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How's that leg doing, huh?
Still a little tender, huh?
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Aw.
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How's Molly doing,
Doctor Bennett?
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Good. Yeah, she'll be ready
for walks soon.
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When will she be ready
for adoption?
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Oh, I'd say a week, maybe two.
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Oh, look at that face.
She'll be adopted in no time.
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And to think when I started
we only had five dogs.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Max.
Six dogs.
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Max, you don't count,
you're not up for adoption.
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You mind taking her back
to the kennels,
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make sure she's comfortable?
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Sure, Doctor Bennett, yeah,
anything else?
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- Yeah, your advice.
- My advice?
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Yeah, I'm going to a talk at
the university with Taylor later
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and uh, things have been
a little rocky lately.
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Flowers. Every woman
loves flowers.
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Old school. I like that.
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Maybe sunflowers?
Bright, cheerful.
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They bring good luck.
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In that case, maybe
I'll get a couple dozen.
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Good girl.
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Ugh!
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Oh yeah. Perfect.
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Beautiful.
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Thanks. Way to a woman's heart.
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And her brain.
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Sorry?
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Oh, it's just, when a person
receives flowers,
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it's actually their brain
that produces
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the pleasurable feelings.
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Hm. That takes the romance
out of it.
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Oh, romantic feelings
don't really...
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Sorry, don't mean to get
all science channel on you.
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Kind of a buzz kill.
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My favorite customer.
How're you doing?
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Happy as a sunflower
on a sunny day.
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- Speaking of which?
- Oh, your flowers.
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Oh, this nice young man
is holding them for you.
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Oh, uh, actually.
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There you go, Brooke,
all paid for.
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Oh, thank you, Liz.
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Mm-hm. You got
the final bouquet.
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I saved the best for last.
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Ah, you are the best!
They're so beautiful.
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That they are. Well, see you
next month, Brooke.
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Bye.
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Yeah. Bye.
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Ah, hey, oh, excuse me.
Hey, um, those are my flowers.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but they're
actually mine.
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You saw me, I was holding them.
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I know, but they're still mine.
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Do they have your name
on them or something?
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Actually, I do a standing order.
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Ah. Oh.
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Uh, what about lavender?
Makes a great aromatherapy.
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Very calming.
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Hm. You don't say.
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Cures insomnia.
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Oh, I sleep like a baby.
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- Hair loss?
- I'm good.
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Stress?
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Getting worse by the moment.
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Look, I'm sorry, I just...
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What if we go halfsies?
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Halfsies?
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Split em 50-50.
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Um, if not lavender,
then what about...
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You don't understand. I
need all the luck I can get.
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You're right, I
don't understand.
240
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,995
Anyway, good luck.
241
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:51,389
60-40? 70-30?
242
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,087
Final offer.
243
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,978
Flower thief, we meet again.
244
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,024
Ryan. Hi.
245
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,590
Taylor, hey.
246
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:19,983
Are Sophie and Kyle here?
247
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,245
Not yet.
248
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,857
What's this?
249
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,269
Lavender. It promotes healing.
250
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,077
It may just promote sleepiness.
251
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,751
Hey, you want to see something
really beautiful?
252
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,037
Oh, it also cures hair loss.
253
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,039
My new clothing line's out.
254
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,084
This is the collection
I was talking about,
255
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:37,871
where elegant, modern
and comfort blend into one.
256
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,351
Huh. Nice.
257
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,005
Nice?
258
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,920
Ryan, these are $1500 outfits.
259
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:47,141
People actually pay that?
260
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:50,013
Yes. People with money.
261
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,972
Something you had when you
worked with Kyle.
262
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,538
Taylor, let's, let's...
263
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,977
Hey! Sorry we're late.
Nice flowers.
264
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,151
Don't get me started.
265
00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,588
I am so excited for this.
266
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:00,371
Me too.
267
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:01,938
Me three.
268
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,158
Yeah me, who, who is
this woman again?
269
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,692
I told you Ryan,
it's a professor
270
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,085
who does all these
studies on love.
271
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,076
She developed this
wearable biosensor
272
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,010
and it monitors your body's
attraction to another person.
273
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,427
What?
274
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:13,621
It gives you like
an attraction score.
275
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,429
I think she calls it a...
276
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,431
Attraction tracker.
277
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,625
After three dates, you know
if you met your perfect match.
278
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:18,999
Isn't that incredible?
279
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,740
Incredible and totally
ridiculous.
280
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:21,697
Well, apparently her study's
being published
281
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,177
in a psychology journal.
282
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,918
More likely "Ladies
Home Journal".
283
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,452
Is everything a joke
to you Ryan?
284
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,009
No, it's just, it's not
how it works.
285
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,575
Love is a feeling.
286
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,360
It's like a giant fireball
hitting you.
287
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,275
- A fireball?
- Yeah.
288
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,233
- Like love at first sight?
- Exactly.
289
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,447
It just, you know, doesn't
happen on the first date,
290
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,977
forget about it.
291
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:44,198
- Ready to go in?
- Yeah, I'm right behind you.
292
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,071
- Forget about it.
- After you.
293
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,815
Flowers?
294
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,820
This is all your fault.
This is all your fault!
295
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,523
Ready?
296
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,308
Ready as I'll ever be.
297
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,093
FYI, we're recording this.
298
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,487
We'll use clips for
the study's release.
299
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:16,665
Great. Good luck...
Dean Carver.
300
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,452
Dean Carver.
301
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,586
It does kind of have
a ring to it.
302
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,112
And so the big question
everyone wants to know,
303
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:33,247
can the dating test really
help you find the one.
304
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,076
Can these physical indicators
really tell you
305
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,601
if someone is your
one true love?
306
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:44,432
All in less than a week?
And the answer is... yes.
307
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,868
It works.
308
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:51,091
Eight out of ten people
who scored 95 or above
309
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:54,659
were identified as their
partner's ideal match.
310
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,011
So, now I have a question
for you.
311
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,926
What are you waiting for?
312
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,277
Why wait for the mythical
arrow to strike
313
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:09,457
when you can do something
to find the love of your life.
314
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,555
Two weeks from today I will be
back on this stage
315
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,471
to announce the
official release.
316
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,430
I'd be happy to take
a few questions.
317
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,997
Yes, you.
318
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,349
Oh. It's the man from
the flower shop.
319
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,047
How're my sunflowers doing?
320
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,310
My sunflowers are alive
and well, thank you.
321
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,268
Do you have a question?
322
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,489
Yeah, I was wondering if you've
taken this dating test yourself?
323
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,183
Researchers don't
usually participate
324
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,318
in their own studies.
325
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,492
So the answer is no?
326
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,321
Ryan, stop.
327
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,776
Well, yes. I mean no, I never
participated in the study.
328
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,978
Well, with all due respect,
Doctor,
329
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,477
you're telling others
to try something
330
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,894
you're not willing
to try yourself.
331
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,287
- Ryan. Sit down.
- What?
332
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,899
People can decide
for themselves.
333
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,857
Vince, tell her to move
onto somebody else.
334
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,966
Brooke, Rebecca wants you
to take another question.
335
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,165
Another question.
336
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,995
Hey.
337
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,828
Taylor. Taylor, wait!
338
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,743
That was so embarrassing.
339
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,460
You're never interested in
anything that I care about.
340
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,201
Ever since you left
your practice with Kyle,
341
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,463
all you care about is
your dog rescue center.
342
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,054
I care about you.
343
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,028
Face it, Ryan, it's...
it's not working out.
344
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,538
Taylor, come on.
What, Taylor?
345
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:31,408
Please!
346
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,193
What...
347
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,589
Thank you.
348
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,507
Sorry about that, Brooke.
349
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:44,745
I didn't like where
it was going.
350
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,467
I can handle that guy.
351
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:49,078
I know. I just wanted it over.
We can edit the video.
352
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,386
Fantastic presentation.
Congratulations.
353
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,865
Thank you.
354
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,560
Maybe we'll skip
the Q & A next time.
355
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,175
Do you have a question?
356
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,949
Yeah, I was wondering
if you have taken
357
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,962
the dating test yourself?
358
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,200
Researchers don't usually
participate
359
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,399
in their own studies.
360
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,878
So the answer is no?
361
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,576
Well, yes, I mean no.
362
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,926
I never participated
in the study.
363
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,710
With all due respect-
364
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,123
- Don't worry, we're deleting
all that from the video.
365
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,670
That bad?
366
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,561
We just can't afford
any hiccups right now.
367
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,215
There's too much riding
on the study's release.
368
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,589
Sorry to interrupt,
but we have an issue.
369
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,088
Researchers don't
usually participate
370
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,112
in their own studies.
371
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,028
So the answer is no?
372
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,483
Well, yes. I mean no, I never
participated in the study.
373
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,379
Hm, well...
374
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,990
Vince, we all saw that.
375
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:34,863
Yeah, and so have
529,006 other people.
376
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,908
I'm afraid someone recorded it
on their phone.
377
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,432
Oh no.
378
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,149
It's getting a thousand hits
a minute.
379
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,609
Almost half a million likes.
380
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,438
They're referring to Brooke
as Doctor Cupid.
381
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,832
The study's credibility.
Brooke's reputation.
382
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,008
The school's reputation.
383
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,487
The new branding campaign.
384
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,273
Fundraising. Enrollment.
Our ranking.
385
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,447
This is a disaster.
386
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,623
It is.
387
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,800
Unless, uh...
388
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,456
Yes, of course,
I'll take the study.
389
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,066
That's it.
390
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,067
I'll find a single professor
on campus,
391
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,763
we'll finish in a week
392
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,393
and still have a week to prepare
for the launch.
393
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,116
But what about if you find,
you know?
394
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,074
What, find my perfect match?
395
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,468
Vince, have you seen
the eligible bachelors
396
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,859
on this campus?
397
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,125
Alright. They're not all bad.
398
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,952
Problem solved.
399
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,127
Perfect!
400
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,110
Eventually we'll bump out
this back wall
401
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,874
and make room for more kennels.
402
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,330
I gotta hand it to you, buddy,
this place looks amazing.
403
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,489
Yeah, thanks.
Oh, check this out.
404
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,099
What's this?
405
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,841
This is a plan for the space
next door.
406
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,712
Wow! You've thought
about everything.
407
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,082
A little artificial grass,
room for the dogs to run around.
408
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,368
I love it.
409
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,942
I guess this means
you're definitely
410
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:47,999
not coming back to the practice
411
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,416
No chance.
412
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,741
Another stake through
Taylor's heart.
413
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,419
Tell me about it.
414
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,376
You heard from her?
415
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,551
Nope.
416
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,510
No, no, she's pretty upset.
417
00:17:56,684 --> 00:18:00,035
She says that I'm not interested
in things that interest her.
418
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:00,992
Like the dating test.
419
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,516
That's one.
420
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,129
You're not gonna believe this.
421
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,566
Some PR guy from that university
called me,
422
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:13,396
he said he wants me to take the
dating test with that professor.
423
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,919
No kidding. What did you say?
424
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,747
I said no, of course,
425
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,881
I mean he hadn't even run it by
the professor yet.
426
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,336
Well, what if she agreed
to do it?
427
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,275
I would still say no.
428
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,277
Although he did offer me
a stipend.
429
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,017
Really? How much?
430
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,192
A lot.
431
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,195
I think you should do it.
432
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,805
It's like a week.
433
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,435
It's, that's a week
I'll never get back.
434
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,591
But maybe you'd get Taylor back.
435
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,985
Well, how-what are you
talking about?
436
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,380
Look, Taylor wants you to take
this test thing seriously, right?
437
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,991
- Yeah.
- Ok, so, stay with me here.
438
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,036
You take the dating test
with the professor
439
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,257
to convince Taylor that
you're taking it seriously,
440
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,869
and then I get a cut
of your stipend.
441
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,568
Huh. I mean, it would pay
for a lot of artificial grass.
442
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,222
That too.
443
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,007
- Alright, let's do it.
- Yes.
444
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,227
- How do we tell Taylor?
- Ah.
445
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,098
Oh, you can bet,
if I tell Sophie...
446
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,554
Oh yeah, she's gonna
tell Taylor.
447
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,407
Exactly. What about
a plan B?
448
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,235
For what? How to tell Taylor?
449
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,411
No, what if the dating
test works
450
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,413
and you fall madly in love
with her?
451
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,107
Ah, I would have felt something
on the first time that we met.
452
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,068
No giant fireball?
453
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,679
Not even a flicker.
454
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:19,917
Then we've got nothing
to worry about.
455
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,160
Ok.
456
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,121
Let me see if I understand
correctly.
457
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,993
You want me to date you
for a week?
458
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,561
That's right, Doctor Matthews.
We'll finish in a week.
459
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,520
Ok.
460
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,454
Oh, great, great, any chance
you can start tomorrow?
461
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,437
I need to check with my wife.
462
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,134
You need to ask your wife.
463
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,484
Yeah. Um, never mind.
I thought...
464
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,070
Hey honey, there's a professor
on the phone.
465
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,096
Okay, bye.
466
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,838
Good news. The search is over.
467
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,841
Vince has found you the perfect
man to take the test with.
468
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,015
He's a doctor.
469
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,888
Really?
470
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,344
'Cause I think I've asked almost
every professor on campus.
471
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,326
Hello again.
472
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:01,504
Uh, Brooke, meet
Doctor Ryan Bennett.
473
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,115
You're joking.
474
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,856
Doctor Bennett has...
475
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,858
Ryan, please.
476
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:12,211
Uh, Ryan has graciously agreed
to take the test with you.
477
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,908
You're not joking.
478
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,277
Brooke, we think this is
exactly what's needed
479
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,867
to get ahead of the viral video.
480
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,523
- But him?
- Yes, me.
481
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,525
The guy from the flower shop.
482
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,397
Oh, sorry, I thought
you were the guy
483
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,137
who was asking snarky questions.
484
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,313
Snarky?
485
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,010
Would you prefer rude?
486
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,577
I prefer informed.
487
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,318
Are you even a real doctor?
488
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,092
Look who's asking snarky
questions now.
489
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,887
I prefer informed.
490
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,890
If the dating test can get
these two to fall in love,
491
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,023
it can get anyone
to fall in love.
492
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,765
So, are you gonna ask me
my astrological sign?
493
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,466
Oh, he's cute.
494
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,164
Who, that guy or the dog?
495
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,775
Oh, come on, Brooke.
496
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,256
A cute guy who runs
Jolly Rovers Rescue?
497
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,214
He can't be all bad.
498
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,694
No?
499
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,044
I can grin and bear it
for a week.
500
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:04,658
And your first date's
this evening?
501
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,090
"Date."
502
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,964
Wow, who's that?
503
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,538
He didn't say he had
a girlfriend.
504
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,968
Probably who the flowers
are for.
505
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,535
Doesn't matter.
It's all for show.
506
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,208
Brooke, you saw him
in the flower shop
507
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,582
just before your speech.
It's fate.
508
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,671
More like a fluke.
509
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:25,240
Anyway, a week from now I can
say I did the test and move on.
510
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,982
Unless he turns out to be
your perfect match.
511
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:31,028
That guy? More like the dog.
512
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:38,949
Ok. Born and raised
in Muncie, Indiana.
513
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:41,561
University of Chicago, Columbia.
514
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:45,913
PhD in social psychology.
515
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,568
Pioneering in studies
on the science of love.
516
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,700
More like pseudoscience.
517
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,182
Hm.
518
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,184
Wish my college professors
looked like that.
519
00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:03,191
What do we have in here?
520
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:05,933
Ok, it's ready.
521
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:10,285
Neurological studies of
interpersonal closeness.
522
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:11,895
My dissertation.
523
00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:13,549
Oh, romantic.
524
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,899
So, I did a spreadsheet to...
525
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:19,033
Wait, wait, wait.
We have spreadsheets?
526
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:22,863
Yes, to plot out the times,
places and objectives
527
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:24,908
of our dates this week.
528
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,736
Our dates have objectives?
529
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,453
Yes, didn't you read the
background info I sent you?
530
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:31,001
Uh, yep.
Yeah, I skimmed.
531
00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,612
Which is why I brought you this.
532
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,503
Wow. Well, I hope this is
a take home test.
533
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:36,635
It includes the complete study,
a list of questions,
534
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,574
types of dates and appendices.
535
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:40,184
You'll need this.
536
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,640
Oh, Doctor Carver,
you shouldn't have.
537
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:43,927
I didn't get you anything.
538
00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,974
The biosensor monitors
your heart rate, pulse ox,
539
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,454
and a bunch of other things.
540
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,151
Hm. And who monitors
the monitor?
541
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,501
Me. I'll record the scores
after each date.
542
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:55,896
Wow, if I knew you were keeping
score I would have shaved.
543
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,333
We go on three different
types of dates
544
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:01,815
to compare our compatibility
in different settings.
545
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:03,033
Hm.
546
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:05,035
What? It's in your folder.
547
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,602
I'm sure.
548
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,604
After tonight's introductory
date,
549
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:12,913
we go on a stress-inducing date
followed by a romantic date.
550
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,306
We'll finish in a week.
Do you want to go first?
551
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,309
Uh, for what?
552
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,964
The list of questions.
It's in your folder.
553
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:22,966
Hm. Well I...
You know what,
554
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,553
I thought we'd just get
to know each other
555
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,405
a little bit before we...
556
00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:28,600
You were born and raised in New
Hampshire, youngest of three.
557
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,496
Father a teacher,
mother a nurse.
558
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:33,368
Undergrad Yukon,
Cornell veterinary school.
559
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:36,240
Ten months ago you opened
Jolly Rovers Rescue
560
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,547
and based on your
social media posts,
561
00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:42,029
you have a very attractive
girlfriend.
562
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:44,335
- Impressive.
- Thanks.
563
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:46,990
Not so sure about
the girlfriend right now.
564
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:49,340
You were born in Muncie,
Indiana.
565
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:50,994
Younger brother in Texas,
566
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:52,711
mother and father both
college professors.
567
00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:54,433
University of Chicago
undergraduate,
568
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:59,046
PhD at Columbia with a focus
on social psychology.
569
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:03,354
Known for your pioneering
studies on the science of love.
570
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:06,227
- Touché.
- Hm.
571
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,882
Now, the list of questions.
572
00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:10,274
Where's your folder?
573
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,712
- On here.
- Well, of course it is.
574
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,410
Ah. Ok.
575
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,418
- Ah, hmm.
- Thank you.
576
00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,944
Alright. Name three things
you and your partner
577
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,642
appear to have in common.
578
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:32,253
- Uh, we're both human.
- I think that's cheating.
579
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:34,995
Ok. Uh, we both live
in the same city.
580
00:24:35,169 --> 00:24:36,344
One.
581
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,998
- We're both doctors.
- Two.
582
00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:39,172
We both...
583
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,045
Let's see. We both...
584
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,719
We both are stumped
on the third thing
585
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:44,483
that we have in common.
586
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:46,310
Good enough. Ok.
587
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,445
Name something you consider
to be a positive trait
588
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,140
in your partner.
589
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,276
- Next.
- Next.
590
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,799
Mm.
591
00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:58,888
Oh, I got one here.
592
00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,064
When did you last sing
to yourself?
593
00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:02,283
Never.
594
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:02,979
You never sing to yourself?
595
00:25:03,153 --> 00:25:04,546
Never.
596
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,160
So what, you've never
done karaoke?
597
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:10,117
Once, which also answers
question 16.
598
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,902
Share an embarrassing moment
in your life.
599
00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:17,167
Hm. Well, I sing to myself
from time to time,
600
00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:18,995
around the house.
601
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:22,912
Had to be you,
it had to be you, huh?
602
00:25:25,306 --> 00:25:27,917
Yeah. Why don't you sing
to yourself?
603
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:28,744
That's why.
604
00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:31,007
Ho, ho, ho, ok.
605
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,314
For the jugular
on the first date.
606
00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:36,883
Ok, why don't we just do this
or that questions.
607
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,232
Sure.
608
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:41,931
Cat or dog?
That's a gimme.
609
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,150
TV or book?
610
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,848
Book.
611
00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:48,634
- Cake or pie?
- Cake.
612
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,160
I'm on a roll here.
613
00:25:56,816 --> 00:26:00,167
Ok. Passenger or driver?
614
00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:02,343
Passenger. You get
to see more things.
615
00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:06,347
Driver you're more in control.
Winter or summer?
616
00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:07,130
Winter.
617
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:08,304
Summer.
618
00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:09,393
Baseball or football?
619
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,917
Football.
620
00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:12,491
I don't do sports.
Lions or bears?
621
00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:13,658
Lions.
622
00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,399
Bears, by six points.
623
00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:19,752
Oh, you really don't do sports.
624
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:24,060
Oh, excuse me.
625
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,890
Oh, no. I have an emergency.
626
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,893
Uh, a dog has an
obstructed airway.
627
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:32,067
Oh, you have to go?
628
00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:33,635
Afraid so.
629
00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:35,609
Well, I understand.
Maybe we can reschedule?
630
00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:38,422
Maybe not. You can come
with me.
631
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,597
To the dog rescue?
632
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:40,990
Dog adoption center.
633
00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:42,513
Yeah, this is a quick procedure
634
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,048
and then we can
pick up afterwards.
635
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,560
Okay.
636
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,414
Hate to see you revise
your spreadsheets.
637
00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:58,462
How long has he been
breathing like this?
638
00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:00,053
Since he came in.
639
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:07,103
Okay. Alright, buddy.
Let me see. Okay. Okay.
640
00:27:07,277 --> 00:27:10,280
Yeah, yeah, it's obstructing
his airway.
641
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:11,891
It's really far in though.
642
00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:13,564
Should I sedate him
for an extraction?
643
00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,329
No, I don't think there's time.
644
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:18,506
Um, I have an idea, it's not
conventional but it works.
645
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,377
Ok.
646
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,030
Uh, Brooke, you might
want to back up a little bit.
647
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:22,336
Oh, ok.
648
00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:26,122
Ok, buddy.
Yeah. You ready?
649
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:34,087
Three, two, one.
There you go, buddy.
650
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,261
Good job.
651
00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:39,962
Ok. Good job.
652
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:42,965
Oh boy.
653
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:51,017
So, why a vet?
Why not a people doctor?
654
00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:53,541
Other than cheaper
malpractice premiums?
655
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,716
I don't know.
656
00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:57,632
It's just, always loved animals.
657
00:27:57,806 --> 00:28:01,854
A vet that runs a dog
adoption business.
658
00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:04,117
Right. Before that I was
in a private practice
659
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:06,336
with a business partner.
660
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:07,947
Why'd you give it up?
661
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,384
Well, I still practice
veterinary care,
662
00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:12,168
but running a dog
adoption center
663
00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:15,258
had always been
a life-long dream.
664
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,086
Nice.
665
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,872
Being a scientist was always
my life-long dream.
666
00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:20,829
What do you know?
667
00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:22,483
What?
668
00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:24,337
That's the third thing
we have in common.
669
00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:25,965
Both in our dream jobs.
670
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,140
Hm.
671
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:32,058
- It's my stop.
- Mm-hm.
672
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,973
- So, about tomorrow's date.
- Hm?
673
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:37,237
Choose an activity that induces
high levels of stress.
674
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,979
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know mine.
675
00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:41,850
I know mine.
I'll text you.
676
00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:44,157
I'll text you back.
677
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:47,334
- So, one down...
- Two to go.
678
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,118
Was that the weirdest date ever?
679
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,512
Absolutely. Who plans their
dates with spreadsheets?
680
00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:56,560
- I meant the choking dog.
- Yeah, that too.
681
00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:06,483
- Well. Goodnight, Doctor Carver.
- Goodnight, Doctor Bennett.
682
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,535
So? How was your date?
683
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:18,278
It went fine. Until a dog
spit rawhide at me.
684
00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:19,932
What? In the restaurant?
685
00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:21,847
No, I went with him
on an emergency call.
686
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,370
He gave the Heimlich to a dog
687
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,851
choking on one of
those rawhide things.
688
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:28,070
It was pretty funny actually.
689
00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:29,898
I don't know, Brooke.
690
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,310
Sounds to me like you did
more than grin and bear it.
691
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:35,034
Oh, stop, Carly.
Warrior two.
692
00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:38,559
What was his score?
693
00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,866
Actually, I think I need
to recalibrate the...
694
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,040
Brooke.
695
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:43,346
88
696
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,348
Wow. Impressive
for a first date.
697
00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:46,962
Sometimes multi-variant
data can...
698
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:49,048
And your score?
699
00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,006
89.
700
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:53,443
You two are approaching
ideal match territory.
701
00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:56,142
It's probably just an anomaly.
702
00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:58,424
Not for someone who has "in data
we trust" tattooed on her...
703
00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:01,190
Stop. How was your date?
704
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:03,062
Ugh, disaster.
705
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,977
Never made it past
the second question.
706
00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:06,476
What? Name the last book
you read?
707
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,980
He said "War and Peace".
708
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:10,156
I mean, no one actually reads
"War and Peace".
709
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:11,330
He might have.
710
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:12,461
Have you read it?
711
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,073
I started it.
712
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:17,424
Exactly. He was just trying
to impress me.
713
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:20,644
Ok, well you should actually
do all of the questions.
714
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,219
I'm taking the speed
dating route.
715
00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,039
Only asking three questions.
716
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,670
Name a cheesy song you love, who
would be your ideal dinner guest
717
00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:30,045
and what's the most beautiful
view you've ever seen.
718
00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:31,588
And that's your plan to finding
the perfect match?
719
00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:33,483
Yes.
720
00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:36,443
I want a guy who reads poetry
and loves sappy love songs.
721
00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,017
Who wants to have dinner
with Plato.
722
00:30:38,097 --> 00:30:39,446
Not J Lo.
723
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:43,058
- What about Vince?
- What about Vince?
724
00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:44,973
You don't notice the way
he looks at you
725
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:47,628
with that shy boyish smile?
726
00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:50,979
Brooke, he looks at everyone
with that shy, boyish smile.
727
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:53,025
Mm-hm. If you say so.
728
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:56,115
So, what's your
big date tonight?
729
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,334
The stress-inducing date.
730
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:02,208
Downward dog.
731
00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:07,126
That's your downward dog?
732
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,737
No, this is my tired dog.
733
00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:25,361
I can't do this.
734
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,973
- You haven't bowled yet.
- I know, but...
735
00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:32,412
- Brooke. It's just a game.
- Oh, no. This game is evil.
736
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:36,024
Its sole purpose is to torment,
ridicule and degrade.
737
00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:39,071
Leaving people without
a scrap of dignity.
738
00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:40,550
Bowling?
739
00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:42,117
Everyone watching you
740
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,903
while you're making a fool
of yourself.
741
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:47,296
I mean, that's the fun of it.
742
00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:50,691
Do I look like I'm having fun?
743
00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:55,043
Uh, ok. Um, I won't look.
744
00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,613
Very chivalrous of you.
745
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,008
Ok, don't look.
746
00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:05,314
I'm not. I'm not looking.
I won't.
747
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:24,116
That didn't sound great.
748
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:27,249
It looked even worse.
749
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,556
- Can I look now?
- No.
750
00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:31,340
Let me go again.
751
00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:40,219
That sounded better.
752
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:43,744
You really are a terrible liar.
Just go.
753
00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:47,095
Hey, that wasn't easy.
754
00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:49,010
I should get bonus points
or something.
755
00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:52,187
I mean, it's not surprising
when you are bowling with these.
756
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,600
It's really not that hard.
Can I just show you one thing?
757
00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:56,104
- Sure.
- Ok.
758
00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:07,898
Alright. Now, you want
to swing your arm back,
759
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:12,860
keep your wrist straight
and as you swing forward,
760
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,427
release the ball.
761
00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:15,384
But remember, keep
your wrist straight.
762
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,952
- Ok.
- Alright.
763
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,649
- I think I have it.
- Ok. Great.
764
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:25,307
Ok, wrist straight.
765
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,928
Yes!
766
00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:47,286
See, it's all in the wrist.
767
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:51,246
Yeah, thanks.
Your turn.
768
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,468
Alright.
769
00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:11,571
- Yeah!!
- Oh!
770
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:15,009
It's all in the wrist.
771
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,056
Thank you.
772
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,887
Well, I survived.
773
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,411
Well, more than survived,
774
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:28,239
you bowled a perfectly
respectable 63.
775
00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:31,069
So, what if someone scored a
63 on your attraction tracker?
776
00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:33,375
Only a 63?
Probably not a keeper,
777
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:37,118
but that's why we go on three
dates. I take the average.
778
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:40,860
Hm. curious, what was my score
after the first date?
779
00:34:41,034 --> 00:34:43,516
I only reveal the scores
at the end.
780
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,040
No exceptions?
781
00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:47,955
You were above 63.
782
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:51,219
Oh yes. I'm perfectly
respectable.
783
00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:53,569
So, what is it with you
and bowling?
784
00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:57,573
- Childhood trauma.
- Left a scar?
785
00:34:57,747 --> 00:35:01,316
On me and almost on several
eight-year-old boys.
786
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:03,231
Wow. There's a story there.
787
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:06,452
My brother's eighth birthday,
I was 10.
788
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,367
We had a bowling party.
789
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:11,587
I was warming up, you know,
getting the old arm limber
790
00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:15,025
and holding onto my ball and
swinging my ball back and forth
791
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,333
and back and forth and...
it slipped.
792
00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,118
This can't end well.
793
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,424
Ball flew out of my hand,
took out the birthday boy
794
00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:24,383
and three of his friends
and the party clown.
795
00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,211
That clown probably
had it coming.
796
00:35:26,385 --> 00:35:29,127
No one got hurt but the ball
didn't stop rolling
797
00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:32,217
until it smashed
into the snack bar.
798
00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:34,151
I can still see the look
on that little boy's face
799
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,872
as he saw it coming towards him.
800
00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:37,570
His loaded nachos
went everywhere.
801
00:35:37,744 --> 00:35:39,920
- That's traumatic.
- Expensive too.
802
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,574
I mean, insurance only covers
so much.
803
00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,445
Right.
804
00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:45,728
So, what makes your half of
tonight's dates so stressful?
805
00:35:45,752 --> 00:35:47,145
Well, you'll see.
806
00:35:47,319 --> 00:35:48,972
Did we get through
all those questions?
807
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:53,063
Uh, there's still a few more.
Oh, here's a good one.
808
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,327
Describe a perfect day
you've had.
809
00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:56,545
Uh.
810
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:57,894
I know mine.
811
00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,418
Go for it.
812
00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,420
Well, it's mostly perfect
813
00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:04,597
because it started off
so imperfectly.
814
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,381
When I was a little girl,
815
00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:11,299
I was at my cousin's wedding
and I lost Screech.
816
00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:12,822
Screech?
817
00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,781
My stuffed snowy owl.
I was devastated.
818
00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:16,130
Inconsolable.
819
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,828
Well, I was the flower girl
820
00:36:19,002 --> 00:36:21,091
and I was supposed to carry
white lilies.
821
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:22,267
Nice.
822
00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,486
But, when I got to the church,
823
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:29,535
the bride handed me this huge
bouquet of sunflowers.
824
00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,841
I hear you're fond of those.
825
00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:34,931
She said they would brighten
even the darkest day.
826
00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:36,629
And they did.
827
00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:38,892
It was the most beautiful thing
I had ever seen.
828
00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:40,386
More beautiful than a snowy owl?
829
00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:43,026
Definitely. But not as cuddly.
830
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,159
Still, it cheered me up
831
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,133
and even today whenever
I need a pick me up...
832
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,468
You buy sunflowers
standing order.
833
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,383
They're just happy flowers.
834
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,036
Sounds pretty perfect.
835
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,951
So, what about you?
836
00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:57,040
That's gonna have to wait
because it is time
837
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,912
for my stress-inducing date.
838
00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:01,001
More stressful than bowling?
839
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:02,437
Yes.
840
00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:06,528
And for you,
definitely more painful.
841
00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:24,894
- I warned you.
- You're not that bad.
842
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,853
You're a worse liar than me.
843
00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,864
Oh, sorry, sorry.
We should-this was a bad idea.
844
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:41,215
It's no worse than bowling.
And that ended ok.
845
00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:43,870
True, except bowling was
only stressful for one of us.
846
00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:46,220
Well, this isn't stressful
for me. Painful maybe.
847
00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:01,061
I feel like I'm back
in high school.
848
00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,691
You went to your
high school dances?
849
00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:06,284
A few. What, you didn't?
850
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,068
A few.
851
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:10,375
Oh.
852
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:15,858
Let me guess, you were the shy
girl at the back of the gym?
853
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,730
Yeah.
854
00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:20,385
Big thick glasses,
before you got your contacts.
855
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,212
Yep.
856
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,998
Hoping that that weird,
annoying kid in science class
857
00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:26,956
didn't ask you to dance?
858
00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:29,829
Ken Friss.
859
00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:32,266
That kid was a wizard
with a petri dish.
860
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,920
He has an annoying name.
861
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:40,579
I bet you were the guy all
the girls wanted to dance with.
862
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,102
Uh, no.
863
00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:44,060
No, I was more like
your buddy Ken.
864
00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:48,021
Just trying to work up the
courage to ask that shy girl
865
00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:51,633
with big thick glasses to dance.
866
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,115
I'm always going for the strong
silent type.
867
00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:02,818
Woah! Sorry.
868
00:39:02,992 --> 00:39:04,100
I think we should just stop.
869
00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:05,473
Come on, you two.
870
00:39:05,647 --> 00:39:06,972
I could drive a truck
through there.
871
00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:08,781
Get closer.
872
00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:10,696
- Oh!
- Isn't that better?
873
00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:15,918
And a little bit less swaying.
You look like drunk sailors.
874
00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:18,878
Remember, it's one, two,
three and back.
875
00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:19,748
One, two, three.
876
00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,271
Try.
877
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,012
One, two, three.
878
00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:30,019
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
879
00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:35,547
Ok, what if I try leading, if
that wouldn't wound your ego?
880
00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:39,812
- No, better than wounding you.
- Ok.
881
00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:42,467
- Should we take it from the top?
- Mm-hm.
882
00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:49,561
Oooh.
883
00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:58,874
Hey! I'm dancing
without maiming anybody.
884
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:33,909
So, other than proving
that you're as bad at bowling
885
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:37,522
as I am at dancing, what was
the purpose of tonight?
886
00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:39,915
Relationships aren't
all wine and roses.
887
00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:41,929
People need to see how they
react to each other
888
00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:43,441
during times of stress.
889
00:40:43,615 --> 00:40:45,399
The biosensor tells you that?
890
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,967
It measures norepinephrine,
the stress hormone.
891
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:49,751
Hm.
892
00:40:49,925 --> 00:40:51,599
Can love really be explained
so scientifically?
893
00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:53,929
I mean, there's no room
for mystery and magic?
894
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,104
Only in fairy tales.
895
00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:56,584
Well not for me.
896
00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:58,238
I'm a love at first sight
kind of guy.
897
00:40:58,368 --> 00:40:59,955
You don't think you can grow
to love someone?
898
00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:01,659
Not if you don't feel that
lightning bolt
899
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,417
the first time you meet.
900
00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:06,942
I mean, it is such
an amazing feeling.
901
00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:09,989
It's like your heart's about
to burst.
902
00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:13,949
It's very romantic.
And, messy.
903
00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:18,606
- Ryan there's-
- But then-
904
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:21,870
- Sorry. You go.
905
00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:23,829
I want to be clear with you.
906
00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:28,877
I'm only doing the test
with you to say I did the test.
907
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:30,705
No, I figured.
908
00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:34,622
Yeah, I saw your video on
social media, Doctor Cupid.
909
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:37,582
Truthfully, I'm done
with dating.
910
00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:39,627
I mean, actual dating.
911
00:41:39,801 --> 00:41:44,066
My history with men is a joke
and I'm always the punchline.
912
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,590
Hm.
913
00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:47,635
I'm not having my heart
broken again.
914
00:41:47,809 --> 00:41:49,439
I thought you didn't believe
in broken hearts?
915
00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:51,987
I don't. But it sounds better
916
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:54,642
than a precipitous drop
in oxytocin levels.
917
00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:59,101
Well, I guess you should know
that I'm only doing this
918
00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:01,475
to win back my girlfriend.
919
00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,651
How will this help you
win her back?
920
00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:07,829
Well, Taylor and I came
and saw your talk that night
921
00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:10,136
and after she wanted
to take the test
922
00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:12,921
and I kind of made fun of her.
923
00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:14,619
I like her already.
924
00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:17,360
Well, I guess I'm trying
to do this to show her
925
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,014
that I'm taking it seriously.
926
00:42:19,188 --> 00:42:21,408
Taking her seriously,
you know, impress her.
927
00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:23,062
So, let's impress her.
928
00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:26,239
Let's show her you wooing
the socks off of me
929
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,849
and only the socks.
930
00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:29,721
How?
931
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:31,612
The university wants me to do
a video tomorrow night
932
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:33,265
and talk about how I'm doing
the study with you.
933
00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:34,969
You know, strange bed fellows
and all that.
934
00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:36,597
Ok.
935
00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:37,380
They think it will diffuse
the viral video.
936
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:38,904
Hmm.
937
00:42:39,078 --> 00:42:40,949
So, why don't you be
in the video too?
938
00:42:41,123 --> 00:42:43,125
We just have to make sure
Taylor's there.
939
00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:45,171
Yeah, I can probably
arrange that.
940
00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:50,045
And I'll act all, you know,
charmed by your witty repartee.
941
00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:51,719
Well, maybe you could do like
a hair flick thing.
942
00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:53,222
Oh, you mean like this?
943
00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:55,007
Oh, very convincing.
944
00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,021
Great. I'll text you
the details.
945
00:42:58,184 --> 00:42:59,533
Great.
946
00:42:59,707 --> 00:43:01,143
And then tomorrow's
our last date?
947
00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:03,885
The romantic date with gifts.
Then we're done.
948
00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:06,061
Perfect.
949
00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:09,978
Oh, can you do that hair flick
thing one more time?
950
00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:12,024
Save it for tomorrow.
951
00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:21,903
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean "spark"?
952
00:43:22,077 --> 00:43:23,601
When we were dancing.
953
00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:26,168
You mean like a bzzt spark,
or like a boom,
954
00:43:26,342 --> 00:43:27,537
love at first sight
kind of thing?
955
00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:28,954
Definitely not a kaboom.
956
00:43:29,128 --> 00:43:30,520
Was more like a flicker,
you know?
957
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:32,435
It was like a warm tingle.
958
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,482
Ok, that sounds serious.
959
00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:38,311
It's actually just nothing
like I expected, you know?
960
00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:42,924
She's more flexible
and self-deprecating.
961
00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:44,098
She's funny.
962
00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:45,623
Hold on, time out.
963
00:43:45,797 --> 00:43:47,252
Are you talking about
spreadsheet woman?
964
00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:48,930
Yes. She's got a whole
other side.
965
00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:51,150
A fun side, you know?
966
00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:52,693
I mean, you should have seen
her bowling.
967
00:43:52,717 --> 00:43:54,544
She was great.
She was funny.
968
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,243
She's just fun.
969
00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,984
What?
970
00:43:59,158 --> 00:44:01,943
The look on your face,
like a lovesick puppy.
971
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:04,052
Yeah, well she also said
that she's only doing it
972
00:44:04,076 --> 00:44:05,860
so that she can say
that she did it.
973
00:44:06,034 --> 00:44:07,862
You know, it's a PR thing
for her.
974
00:44:08,036 --> 00:44:09,666
Well that's fair. You're only
doing it to impress Taylor.
975
00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:10,690
I told her that.
976
00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:12,301
Really? What did she say?
977
00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:15,217
She said that she wants
to help me woo Taylor.
978
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,916
Seriously? How?
979
00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:20,353
Ok, I need you to bring Taylor
980
00:44:20,527 --> 00:44:23,008
to the theater at Pemberton,
7:30PM.
981
00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:24,879
Tonight? What for?
982
00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:27,882
I'm gonna do a video with
Brooke, ok?
983
00:44:28,056 --> 00:44:29,710
Huh.
984
00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:30,668
The university thinks
it's gonna take some air out
985
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,626
of this viral video
986
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,540
and I think it's gonna show
Taylor I'm taking her seriously.
987
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:35,368
Ah! I get it.
988
00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:38,066
Now, but don't tell Taylor
that I'm in the video.
989
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,634
Surprising her? Ok.
What do you want me to say?
990
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:43,245
Anything. Just make sure
she's there at 7:30PM, ok?
991
00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:44,116
Got it.
992
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:45,465
Thank you.
993
00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:55,257
Hey, Soph, listen.
I need a favor.
994
00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:06,138
I understand we have
a special guest tonight?
995
00:45:06,312 --> 00:45:07,792
Yes, I invited Ryan.
996
00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:09,837
Pure genius, Brooke.
997
00:45:10,011 --> 00:45:12,371
And we'll link tonight's video
with the one that went viral.
998
00:45:12,405 --> 00:45:14,209
People will see you're taking
the test with him and...
999
00:45:14,233 --> 00:45:15,060
Crisis averted.
1000
00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:16,801
We'll do our best.
1001
00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:18,474
And I'm sorry you're just
seeing this now, Brooke.
1002
00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:20,587
I had to revise it
when I heard about Ryan.
1003
00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:22,154
A script?
1004
00:45:22,328 --> 00:45:23,895
Vince, I can't memorize
this in time.
1005
00:45:24,069 --> 00:45:26,332
Oh, no worries.
It'll be on prompters.
1006
00:45:26,506 --> 00:45:29,161
We just want to play it safe.
No more surprises.
1007
00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,816
Well, break a leg.
1008
00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:32,990
Oh, sorry, Vince.
1009
00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:34,993
Oh, Carly. Hi.
1010
00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:39,301
So, I'll be in the back.
You are going to crush this.
1011
00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:41,651
Thanks Carly.
1012
00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:44,035
Looks like you two are falling
in love.
1013
00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:47,005
Oh, um, the scores
are surprising
1014
00:45:47,179 --> 00:45:49,964
but it's still the average
that counts.
1015
00:45:50,138 --> 00:45:52,010
You remind me of myself
when I was your age.
1016
00:45:52,184 --> 00:45:55,927
A rising scientist thinking I
could save the world with data.
1017
00:45:56,101 --> 00:45:58,103
When it came to dating,
I had a checklist.
1018
00:45:58,277 --> 00:46:00,061
Wanted to meet the perfect man.
1019
00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:03,195
Eventually, I met someone
who checked off all the boxes.
1020
00:46:03,369 --> 00:46:04,369
Did you marry him?
1021
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:07,416
Yes, and I was miserable.
1022
00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:10,202
He had everything
I thought I wanted
1023
00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:12,421
but nothing I truly needed.
1024
00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:13,945
Affection.
1025
00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:15,860
Acceptance. Forgiveness.
1026
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,114
And a heck of a lot of fun.
1027
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,255
Oh, I'm sorry, Rebecca.
1028
00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:22,069
I always thought you were
happily married.
1029
00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,824
Oh, happily remarried.
1030
00:46:23,998 --> 00:46:26,305
Oh, I ditched the checklist.
1031
00:46:26,479 --> 00:46:28,133
Followed my heart.
1032
00:46:28,307 --> 00:46:30,048
Good luck tonight.
1033
00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:43,670
Kyle, why are we here again?
1034
00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:45,256
I told you, Doctor Carver
invited you
1035
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,891
to the recording
of her new video.
1036
00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:48,065
But why me?
1037
00:46:48,196 --> 00:46:49,545
Well, she...
1038
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,045
It's Doctor Carver's way
of apologizing
1039
00:46:51,069 --> 00:46:51,852
for how Ryan acted
the other night.
1040
00:46:52,026 --> 00:46:53,071
Exactly.
1041
00:46:53,245 --> 00:46:54,463
I don't even know the woman.
1042
00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:57,031
Well, she knows that you...
1043
00:46:57,205 --> 00:46:58,859
She found you on Ryan's
social media.
1044
00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:00,774
Exactly.
1045
00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:02,534
And as a woman she knows
what it's like to be with a guy
1046
00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:04,058
who thinks he knows
absolutely everything.
1047
00:47:04,082 --> 00:47:05,213
Exactly.
1048
00:47:05,387 --> 00:47:06,954
Come on, we're gonna be late.
1049
00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:13,220
- Hey there.
- Hey.
1050
00:47:13,265 --> 00:47:14,309
She's here, Taylor.
1051
00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:16,877
Great. I've been practicing.
1052
00:47:17,051 --> 00:47:18,487
Perfect.
1053
00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:20,061
About the script.
I didn't know...
1054
00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:21,447
Yeah, Vince gave it to me.
1055
00:47:21,621 --> 00:47:23,231
I thought we'd just wing it,
you know?
1056
00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:24,624
Let our natural charm flow.
1057
00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,078
They don't want any surprises.
1058
00:47:26,234 --> 00:47:27,975
The surprise is how
lame this is.
1059
00:47:28,149 --> 00:47:31,152
Come on, what happened
to our witty repartee?
1060
00:47:31,326 --> 00:47:32,980
He means well, I know though.
1061
00:47:33,154 --> 00:47:35,243
We should go.
Your tracker.
1062
00:47:35,417 --> 00:47:36,549
Thank you.
1063
00:47:59,137 --> 00:48:02,488
So, yes. It's official.
I am doing the test.
1064
00:48:02,662 --> 00:48:04,272
And while I've
never participated
1065
00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:08,102
in one of my own studies before,
I have to say it's been,
1066
00:48:08,276 --> 00:48:09,887
well, interesting.
1067
00:48:10,061 --> 00:48:11,845
But what's really been
interesting is
1068
00:48:12,019 --> 00:48:14,500
who I'm doing the test with.
1069
00:48:14,674 --> 00:48:17,895
You may recognize
my study participant.
1070
00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:20,158
Veterinarian from
Jolly Rovers Rescue,
1071
00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:22,595
Doctor Ryan Bennett.
1072
00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,118
Hello, Doctor Carver.
1073
00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:25,903
Hello Doctor Bennett.
1074
00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:29,994
Yes, it has been interesting
"dating" you.
1075
00:48:30,168 --> 00:48:34,607
Yes, indeed. You were a real
thorn in my side that night.
1076
00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,870
And now every night
I'm at your side.
1077
00:48:38,741 --> 00:48:40,526
I wrote that.
1078
00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:42,223
You certainly are.
1079
00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:44,225
We just have to survive
one more date, to...
1080
00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:46,358
So, what's been your favorite
date so far?
1081
00:48:46,532 --> 00:48:47,532
Oh, um...
1082
00:48:50,101 --> 00:48:51,363
Hm?
1083
00:48:51,754 --> 00:48:52,993
How about the time
when we went bowling?
1084
00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:54,322
Uh...
1085
00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:56,237
Yeah. She's the only person
I know
1086
00:48:56,411 --> 00:48:58,848
who can turn bowling
into a contact sport.
1087
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,068
Good one.
1088
00:49:01,721 --> 00:49:03,041
Oh, what about our dancing date?
1089
00:49:03,157 --> 00:49:05,290
Last time I wear
open-toe heels with him.
1090
00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:08,858
And don't ever agree to help him
treat a choking dog.
1091
00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:10,469
I told you to stand back.
1092
00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:12,443
He pushed on that dog's
stomach, and whoosh,
1093
00:49:12,601 --> 00:49:15,256
this slobbery thing shoots right
past my face and nearly hits me.
1094
00:49:15,430 --> 00:49:17,321
Well, that's a small price
to pay for saving a life.
1095
00:49:17,345 --> 00:49:18,825
Oh, easy for him to say.
1096
00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:20,392
He wasn't covered in dog drool.
1097
00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:24,918
Oh, well. We did have our
romantic moments.
1098
00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:27,399
Oh, really?
Where was I?
1099
00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:28,966
Out on the dance floor when...
1100
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:31,881
I remember seeing stars
in your eyes.
1101
00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:33,840
From you stepping on me.
1102
00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,885
They're going off script.
Ad-libbing.
1103
00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,844
I know. Isn't it great?
1104
00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:40,020
Ok, well, I admit
that I felt something.
1105
00:49:40,194 --> 00:49:42,631
Yeah, I always used to laugh
at my friends
1106
00:49:42,805 --> 00:49:46,592
who would tell me about this
feeling, this warm glow they got
1107
00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:49,247
when they slowly get to know
somebody, but...
1108
00:49:49,421 --> 00:49:50,421
It's true.
1109
00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:52,859
It's the best feeling.
1110
00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:58,952
It's like this heavy blanket
on a cold morning.
1111
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:04,175
It's warm and safe and you just
don't want to be anywhere else.
1112
00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:10,268
Just feels right and easy
and a little scary.
1113
00:50:13,793 --> 00:50:16,491
But not as scary as her bowling.
1114
00:50:16,665 --> 00:50:18,537
Or as painful as his dancing.
1115
00:50:18,711 --> 00:50:19,755
Mm.
1116
00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:26,762
Brooke...
1117
00:50:26,936 --> 00:50:28,131
Now, I'll admit, some of that
was actually quite funny
1118
00:50:28,155 --> 00:50:29,896
and at times even touching,
1119
00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:31,985
but I thought we agreed
to stick to the script?
1120
00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:34,988
And I admire someone
who takes chances.
1121
00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:39,079
Oh, well, um, well, it was
pretty funny, choking dog.
1122
00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:44,911
I'm sorry, Rebecca.
I just got caught up and...
1123
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:48,088
No need for apologies.
Good on you for taking a risk.
1124
00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:51,526
It's a quality I'll be looking
for in the next psychology dean.
1125
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:53,528
And I know this wasn't part
of the plan,
1126
00:50:53,702 --> 00:50:56,314
but you two make a really
great couple.
1127
00:50:56,488 --> 00:50:59,317
Oh. Mm-mm.
1128
00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:01,101
I just...
1129
00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:07,412
Hey.
1130
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:10,502
Sophie said that you did this
for me?
1131
00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:13,853
I did. Surprised?
1132
00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:15,396
Only that you wanted me
to watch you flirt
1133
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:16,986
with a pretty professor.
1134
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:18,379
Flirt? No. No, no.
1135
00:51:18,553 --> 00:51:20,381
That... that was,
that was an act.
1136
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:23,080
Could have fooled me.
1137
00:51:23,254 --> 00:51:24,777
I was doing this to,
1138
00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:26,711
you know, show you that
I'm taking it seriously.
1139
00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:27,562
You know, impress you.
1140
00:51:27,736 --> 00:51:29,129
You want to impress me?
1141
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:29,999
Go back to your private practice
with Kyle.
1142
00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:31,566
Taylor.
1143
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:33,351
Ryan. I really think
it's about time
1144
00:51:33,525 --> 00:51:36,005
that you give up this whole
dog adoption thing.
1145
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,530
This dog adoption thing
is my life's dream.
1146
00:51:38,704 --> 00:51:42,708
Can't it be more,
you know, a hobby?
1147
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:51,760
Have we always been this far
apart in what we want in life?
1148
00:51:56,548 --> 00:51:59,899
Yeah. You just couldn't see it.
1149
00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:02,554
That fireball you felt
when we met,
1150
00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:06,862
it took time for the smoke
to clear.
1151
00:52:07,036 --> 00:52:09,735
Goodbye, Ryan.
1152
00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:20,311
Hey, was she surprised?
1153
00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:21,877
Uh, yes.
1154
00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:23,444
So, the plan worked?
1155
00:52:23,618 --> 00:52:25,272
Yes, you were,
you were really great.
1156
00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:27,883
You were very, very convincing.
1157
00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:29,581
Well, I mean, you too.
1158
00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,555
I mean, the look on your face
when you went on
1159
00:52:31,626 --> 00:52:35,064
about our moment on the dance
floor was Oscar worthy.
1160
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,675
Yeah.
1161
00:52:38,590 --> 00:52:42,028
- What?
- Nothing.
1162
00:52:42,202 --> 00:52:45,466
Well, good night then.
And again, great acting job.
1163
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,905
Thank you. You too.
Oh, you forgot about the...
1164
00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,995
Oh! Right.
Well, I'll save it.
1165
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,954
In case you guys break up again.
1166
00:52:55,128 --> 00:52:57,348
Smart.
1167
00:52:57,522 --> 00:52:59,393
Well, good night.
1168
00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:01,178
Good night.
1169
00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:18,369
It's true.
It's, it's the best feeling.
1170
00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:24,592
It's like this heavy blanket
on a cold morning.
1171
00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:30,294
It's warm and safe and you just
don't want to be anywhere else.
1172
00:53:30,468 --> 00:53:35,168
This feels, feels right,
and easy.
1173
00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:42,262
Get it together, Brooke.
1174
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:43,916
Eye on the prize, girl.
1175
00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:46,223
You're only doing this
for damage control.
1176
00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:48,442
Not to find your...
1177
00:53:55,623 --> 00:53:58,191
I can't even convince myself.
1178
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,986
How's that?
You in pain, girl?
1179
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,466
She's been walking fine.
1180
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,163
I think she's good to go.
1181
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,663
Can I put her on
the adoption list?
1182
00:54:15,687 --> 00:54:17,210
Yep, she's ready.
1183
00:54:17,384 --> 00:54:18,864
Oh, you hear that, Molly?
1184
00:54:19,038 --> 00:54:20,344
You're gonna have a new home.
1185
00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:22,433
Yeah. Probably sooner
than later.
1186
00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:24,565
I'm gonna miss you, Molly.
1187
00:54:28,047 --> 00:54:30,397
Jen, you mind
closing up tonight?
1188
00:54:30,571 --> 00:54:32,878
Sure, Doctor Bennett.
Going out with Taylor?
1189
00:54:33,052 --> 00:54:37,186
Nope. We broke up, actually.
For good this time.
1190
00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:38,579
I'm sorry.
1191
00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:40,233
Thanks, but she was never
on board
1192
00:54:40,407 --> 00:54:41,767
with this whole
dog adoption thing.
1193
00:54:41,843 --> 00:54:44,629
I see. What does
Doctor Carver think?
1194
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,152
Brooke?
1195
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:47,893
Yeah, yeah.
She's on board with it.
1196
00:54:48,067 --> 00:54:49,987
It's actually one of the things
we had in common.
1197
00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:51,549
Both in our dream jobs.
1198
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:53,377
I don't mean to pry,
Doctor Bennett,
1199
00:54:53,551 --> 00:54:56,597
but seeing you and Doctor
Carver in that new video...
1200
00:54:56,771 --> 00:54:58,211
The one from last night?
That's up?
1201
00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:01,210
Mm-hm. You two
are so cute together.
1202
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:03,169
Maybe things will work out
with her?
1203
00:55:03,343 --> 00:55:06,303
Doubtful. This is our
last date, tonight.
1204
00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:08,087
But thank you.
1205
00:55:08,261 --> 00:55:10,263
Mm-hm.
1206
00:55:20,578 --> 00:55:24,103
So, this is it.
Our romantic date.
1207
00:55:24,277 --> 00:55:25,800
Oh, I can tell.
1208
00:55:25,974 --> 00:55:29,108
Candlelight, white table cloth,
overpriced wine.
1209
00:55:29,282 --> 00:55:31,458
Hey, all this romance
doesn't come cheap.
1210
00:55:31,632 --> 00:55:32,981
Not for you at all.
1211
00:55:33,155 --> 00:55:34,505
Not true.
1212
00:55:34,679 --> 00:55:36,942
I do believe that people
feel something
1213
00:55:37,116 --> 00:55:38,857
that they call romance.
1214
00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,337
And you call?
1215
00:55:40,511 --> 00:55:42,164
A rush of feel good
neurochemicals
1216
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:44,012
that flood the brain,
producing a wave of euphoria.
1217
00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:45,820
Hm. You know what?
1218
00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:48,190
I think I'll just stick with
good old-fashioned romance.
1219
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:51,348
Suit yourself. Did you bring
the gift?
1220
00:55:51,522 --> 00:55:52,522
You?
1221
00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:56,178
You first.
1222
00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,062
As long as you're dancing
nothing can hurt you.
1223
00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:12,281
Aw. Just what I wanted.
Dance lessons.
1224
00:56:12,456 --> 00:56:13,805
For the man who has everything.
1225
00:56:13,979 --> 00:56:16,373
Including two left feet.
1226
00:56:19,071 --> 00:56:21,203
You're not, you know, offended?
1227
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,293
Not at all.
No, thank you.
1228
00:56:27,209 --> 00:56:31,997
I'll think about you every time
I step on my partner's toes.
1229
00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:37,002
Ok. Your turn.
1230
00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:43,487
Oh, it's very light.
It's definitely not a book.
1231
00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,140
No, I saw your office.
1232
00:56:45,314 --> 00:56:48,143
You have more books
than a school library.
1233
00:56:48,317 --> 00:56:49,318
Well, it's not jewelry.
1234
00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:51,408
That's far too romantic.
1235
00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:55,063
Hate to see you hit by a rogue
wave of neurochemicals.
1236
00:56:55,237 --> 00:56:57,849
Ah, well... I'll...
1237
00:56:58,023 --> 00:56:59,067
Just open it.
1238
00:56:59,241 --> 00:57:00,634
Ok. Ok.
1239
00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:07,162
Screech!
1240
00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:08,337
Hope it's ok.
1241
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,165
It's perfect.
1242
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:12,559
It's just like the one I had
when I was growing up.
1243
00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:18,565
And just as cuddly.
Thank you.
1244
00:57:20,262 --> 00:57:21,438
You're very welcome.
1245
00:57:22,003 --> 00:57:23,048
Um.
1246
00:57:45,418 --> 00:57:47,420
So, our last date.
1247
00:57:47,594 --> 00:57:49,030
It is.
1248
00:57:49,204 --> 00:57:51,990
Is there a formal way
to end the study?
1249
00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:56,995
You know, say goodbye.
It's been fun, keep in touch.
1250
00:57:57,169 --> 00:57:59,476
You know, catch you
on the flip side.
1251
00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:01,105
I don't think anybody says
that anymore.
1252
00:58:01,129 --> 00:58:02,957
- I say that.
- Ok.
1253
00:58:03,131 --> 00:58:04,872
Hey, what if uh...
1254
00:58:05,046 --> 00:58:06,831
What?
1255
00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:10,878
What if I wanted to have,
I don't know, one more date?
1256
00:58:11,052 --> 00:58:13,228
To show Taylor
that this is something
1257
00:58:13,402 --> 00:58:15,840
you're really invested in?
1258
00:58:16,014 --> 00:58:18,320
Uh.
1259
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:20,018
I'd do another date.
1260
00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:21,802
Me too.
1261
00:58:21,976 --> 00:58:23,891
I mean, we could go on
one of the bonus dates.
1262
00:58:24,065 --> 00:58:25,371
Bonus dates?
1263
00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:26,865
It's in your folder.
Appendix B.
1264
00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:30,507
There's an artsy date,
an exercise date,
1265
00:58:30,681 --> 00:58:31,812
a new-experiences date.
1266
00:58:31,986 --> 00:58:33,901
Yeah. What's that?
1267
00:58:34,075 --> 00:58:36,948
It's something neither of us
has done before.
1268
00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:39,167
So, one more date.
1269
00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:42,127
One more date.
1270
00:58:43,998 --> 00:58:47,828
It had to be you
1271
00:58:48,002 --> 00:58:51,919
It had to be you
1272
00:58:52,093 --> 00:58:59,927
I wandered around and
finally found somebody who...
1273
00:59:00,101 --> 00:59:01,363
You're singing.
1274
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,974
Oh, sorry, was I
interrupting you?
1275
00:59:03,148 --> 00:59:04,932
No, no. It's great.
1276
00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:06,194
Ok.
1277
00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:07,935
You are really happy lately.
1278
00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:09,949
Happier than I've seen you
in a very long time.
1279
00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:11,809
Carly, I know where
you're going with this
1280
00:59:11,983 --> 00:59:14,942
and it has nothing to do
with Ryan.
1281
00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:15,943
- Really?
- Mm-Hm.
1282
00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:17,205
Hmm.
1283
00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:22,471
Wow. You're up to six.
1284
00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:24,343
So much for one more date.
1285
00:59:24,517 --> 00:59:26,954
Now the study has more
variables to ascertain.
1286
00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:28,869
Oh, Brooke. Would you listen
to yourself?
1287
00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:31,263
Human emotions do not compute.
1288
00:59:31,437 --> 00:59:34,005
I am equipped with
a data-driven heart.
1289
00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:36,224
Boop-boop. Boop-boop.
1290
00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:37,835
Are you finished?
1291
00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:39,009
Boop.
1292
00:59:40,794 --> 00:59:44,450
It's obvious.
You've fallen for him.
1293
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:46,017
What? No.
1294
00:59:46,191 --> 00:59:48,236
He is your screen saver.
1295
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:49,977
Agh-agh, no.
1296
00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:52,850
We saw an old photo booth
at the bowling alley.
1297
00:59:53,024 --> 00:59:54,373
Huh. Cute stuffed toy.
1298
00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:55,896
We had a gift giving date.
1299
00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:57,070
Flowers?
1300
00:59:57,158 --> 00:59:58,856
I bought those.
1301
00:59:59,030 --> 01:00:01,182
Still, two out of three.
Better than my average lately.
1302
01:00:01,206 --> 01:00:02,990
Your dates?
1303
01:00:03,164 --> 01:00:04,446
What, the three-question thing
isn't working out for you?
1304
01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:06,559
Ugh. Train wreck.
Every guy.
1305
01:00:06,733 --> 01:00:08,169
Oh, I'm sorry.
1306
01:00:08,343 --> 01:00:09,954
Like I ask one guy,
name a cheesy song.
1307
01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:12,957
He goes "I don't know
any songs about cheese."
1308
01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:14,523
Think that's bad?
1309
01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:17,004
Two guys said that their
ideal dinner guest
1310
01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:18,397
would be Kim Kardashian.
1311
01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:20,051
Oh, gosh.
1312
01:00:20,225 --> 01:00:22,270
Should have just skipped
the third question.
1313
01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:25,056
What's the most beautiful view
you've ever seen.
1314
01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:26,884
Wait, don't tell me.
1315
01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:28,407
Kim Kardashian.
1316
01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:31,410
So, no poetry and sappy
love songs.
1317
01:00:31,584 --> 01:00:33,238
The last guy scored
negative seven.
1318
01:00:33,412 --> 01:00:35,066
I'm so sorry, Carly.
1319
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,896
Whatever. But you two clearly
have something going on.
1320
01:00:39,070 --> 01:00:40,985
Your scores are in the 90's.
1321
01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:42,682
The study's goal is 95.
1322
01:00:42,856 --> 01:00:47,382
But how did he score
where it counts? Here.
1323
01:00:47,556 --> 01:00:49,036
The study doesn't have
a protocol.
1324
01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:51,299
Oh, and the robot is back.
1325
01:00:51,473 --> 01:00:53,388
Oh, ok. You're right.
1326
01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:58,611
Ryan is great and funny and
charming and kind of sweet.
1327
01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:00,265
I knew it.
1328
01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:02,310
Who's trying to get back
with his girlfriend.
1329
01:01:02,484 --> 01:01:03,921
By going on more dates with you?
1330
01:01:04,095 --> 01:01:05,531
To show her he's invested.
1331
01:01:05,705 --> 01:01:08,012
Look, ok, I have seen you
with Logan,
1332
01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:09,927
with Landon, with Lucas...
1333
01:01:10,101 --> 01:01:11,276
There was no Lucas!
1334
01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:13,278
And now I've seen you with Ryan
1335
01:01:13,452 --> 01:01:15,976
and I've never seen you
so happy.
1336
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:20,024
I mean, you are singing.
1337
01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:22,113
Ok, but the thing is Carly,
1338
01:01:22,287 --> 01:01:25,116
I was happy with Logan
and Landon
1339
01:01:25,290 --> 01:01:27,509
and pretty much every guy
I've ever dated
1340
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:30,469
but I can't expose
my heart again
1341
01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:34,081
and watch it crumble
into a sad pile of rubble.
1342
01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:39,173
Ok. I'll let it go.
For now.
1343
01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:43,090
Look, we have one more date,
this Saturday night
1344
01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,527
and then I will thank him
for doing the dating test
1345
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:51,011
and say bye and never
see him again.
1346
01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:53,144
Except on your screen saver.
1347
01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:55,799
Oh, right. I'll delete that.
1348
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:12,163
Ready for a new experience?
1349
01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:13,468
Ok.
1350
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,127
Are you sure about this?
1351
01:02:20,301 --> 01:02:21,452
Yes. Neither of us
have baked before.
1352
01:02:21,476 --> 01:02:23,043
This is gonna be fun.
1353
01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:24,937
Hm. You said the same thing
about bowling.
1354
01:02:25,089 --> 01:02:26,873
So, what are we making?
1355
01:02:27,047 --> 01:02:29,006
You like chocolate?
1356
01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:30,964
Of course.
1357
01:02:31,138 --> 01:02:33,618
In fact, studies show that nine
out of 10 women like chocolate.
1358
01:02:33,706 --> 01:02:35,012
The tenth is lying.
1359
01:02:35,186 --> 01:02:39,190
Oh, buh-dum-ching.
1360
01:02:39,364 --> 01:02:42,062
Ok, so. Chocolate what?
Mousse?
1361
01:02:42,236 --> 01:02:44,412
Oh la la. You do set
the bar high.
1362
01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:45,892
Cake?
1363
01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:47,894
Hm. That requires layers.
Lower.
1364
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,068
Brownies?
1365
01:02:49,156 --> 01:02:51,028
Lower.
1366
01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:53,310
If we go any lower we'll be
licking batter off our fingers.
1367
01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:56,947
Well that does sound weirdly
appealing, but no.
1368
01:02:57,121 --> 01:03:00,864
How do triple threat chocolate
fudge cookies sound?
1369
01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:02,561
Threatening.
What's in 'em?
1370
01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:05,085
Dark chocolate chips,
white chocolate chips,
1371
01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:08,001
chocolate covered walnuts
with a chocolate drizzle.
1372
01:03:08,175 --> 01:03:09,895
That would actually be
a quadruple threat.
1373
01:03:10,047 --> 01:03:12,266
Wow, only you would count.
1374
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,746
So, where's the recipe?
1375
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,054
No recipe. It's gonna
be an adventure.
1376
01:03:17,228 --> 01:03:20,013
It'll be inedible.
We need a recipe.
1377
01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:24,538
Ok, come on.
1378
01:03:24,626 --> 01:03:26,106
Let's cook from here.
1379
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,892
Romantic but not practical.
We need a recipe.
1380
01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:32,983
Brooke, where is your
adventurous spirit?
1381
01:03:33,157 --> 01:03:35,550
Ok then.
1382
01:03:35,724 --> 01:03:36,987
Let the fun begin.
1383
01:03:37,161 --> 01:03:41,034
Ok. That's the spirit.
1384
01:04:36,002 --> 01:04:39,963
Ok. Moment of truth?
1385
01:04:40,137 --> 01:04:41,965
Please. Ladies first.
1386
01:04:42,139 --> 01:04:45,882
You're either very chivalrous
or very cowardly.
1387
01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:47,579
Let's try them at the same time.
1388
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:49,276
Ok.
1389
01:04:59,156 --> 01:05:00,853
That's not bad.
1390
01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:02,309
Not bad at all, considering
we didn't use a recipe.
1391
01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:04,161
Well, you see?
1392
01:05:04,335 --> 01:05:06,206
Is this your "I told you so"
moment?
1393
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:09,949
No, this just shows that you
can use this instead of this.
1394
01:05:10,123 --> 01:05:12,865
I'd rather use this.
1395
01:05:13,039 --> 01:05:14,562
I'm just saying that, you know,
1396
01:05:14,736 --> 01:05:17,174
not everything needs to be
measured and quantified.
1397
01:05:17,348 --> 01:05:19,350
Definitely an "I told you so"
moment.
1398
01:05:19,524 --> 01:05:21,830
Bottom line, these are great.
1399
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,397
Hmm. Perfect.
1400
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:31,275
Uh, speaking of which, you
never answered question 11.
1401
01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:33,364
Describe a perfect day
you've had.
1402
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:37,194
Ah, well, lately that would
be every day.
1403
01:05:37,368 --> 01:05:39,022
How so?
1404
01:05:39,196 --> 01:05:42,895
Rather than tell you,
why don't I show you?
1405
01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:44,069
Ah what, now?
1406
01:05:44,201 --> 01:05:46,246
Yeah. Yeah. Right now.
1407
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:48,901
Ok. Can I bring the cookies?
1408
01:05:49,075 --> 01:05:50,598
- Sure.
- Ok.
1409
01:05:51,077 --> 01:05:53,036
As long as you're willing
to share.
1410
01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:05,831
My perfect day would start here.
1411
01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,006
At work?
1412
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:09,443
Well, it's not work to me.
1413
01:06:09,617 --> 01:06:11,097
Do I get the full tour
this time?
1414
01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:13,360
Sure. Gonna leave
the cookies here though.
1415
01:06:13,534 --> 01:06:14,534
Oh.
1416
01:06:16,276 --> 01:06:19,062
Ok. Let's go.
1417
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,806
And over here, these are
all of our dogs.
1418
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:25,982
I could adopt them all.
1419
01:06:26,156 --> 01:06:27,766
Well, that can be arranged.
1420
01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:33,815
Oh! Here's a cutie! Hello.
1421
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:35,904
Molly, this is Brooke.
1422
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:37,819
Hi Molly.
1423
01:06:41,475 --> 01:06:42,607
Oh, she says hi.
1424
01:06:42,781 --> 01:06:44,174
Oh, what a smart dog.
1425
01:06:44,348 --> 01:06:46,045
She says "adopt me."
1426
01:06:46,219 --> 01:06:49,875
Aww. I wish.
But if I ever do...
1427
01:06:50,049 --> 01:06:50,876
- Uh-oh.
- Hello!
1428
01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:52,225
Someone's jealous.
1429
01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:53,879
Oh! Hi.
1430
01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:55,359
This is Max, my dog.
1431
01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:59,058
Hello Max!
Oh, you're beautiful too.
1432
01:06:59,232 --> 01:07:01,272
What do you think,
should we take them for a walk?
1433
01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:04,455
That's a yes.
1434
01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:07,239
Yes.
1435
01:07:11,331 --> 01:07:13,333
So, how did I score on the test?
1436
01:07:13,507 --> 01:07:17,946
Thursday night I am giving
a speech to release the study
1437
01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:19,905
and I'll reveal the scores.
1438
01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:22,386
Hm. How did I do?
1439
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,214
Oh, you've been replaced.
1440
01:07:27,695 --> 01:07:28,695
Good choice.
1441
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,221
- Oh, oh.
- Hey, Molly.
1442
01:07:31,395 --> 01:07:32,526
Come here.
1443
01:07:35,486 --> 01:07:37,096
Molly come here.
1444
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,492
Well, that works.
1445
01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:47,889
Well, admit it, you're in love.
1446
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,500
Ryan, I...
1447
01:07:49,674 --> 01:07:51,893
With Molly.
1448
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:55,288
I mean, she is definitely
in love with you.
1449
01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:58,422
Oh, and how do you know that?
1450
01:07:58,596 --> 01:08:00,206
Doctor Bennett?
1451
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:03,818
Well, the way she looks at you.
I mean, checking on you.
1452
01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:05,342
With those eyes.
1453
01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:08,388
She's up for adoption,
just saying.
1454
01:08:08,562 --> 01:08:10,695
I'll keep that in mind.
1455
01:08:11,435 --> 01:08:12,955
So, what about people,
Doctor Carver,
1456
01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:14,960
how do you tell
when they're in love?
1457
01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:17,136
Well, you know, the usual.
1458
01:08:17,309 --> 01:08:20,661
Just dilated pupils,
racing heart, sweaty palms.
1459
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:30,844
I should get these guys inside.
Come on, let's go!
1460
01:08:31,019 --> 01:08:34,022
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
1461
01:08:48,602 --> 01:08:51,300
So, that was my perfect day.
1462
01:08:51,475 --> 01:08:54,041
Thank you for sharing it
with me.
1463
01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:56,131
My pleasure.
1464
01:08:58,220 --> 01:09:00,919
So, I was reading Appendix B
1465
01:09:01,093 --> 01:09:04,227
and it says that this was our
last bonus date.
1466
01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:08,796
Yes, it is.
Oh, no. Um...
1467
01:09:08,969 --> 01:09:10,319
What?
1468
01:09:10,494 --> 01:09:12,174
Oh no, it's a...
it's a big day tomorrow.
1469
01:09:12,322 --> 01:09:14,585
I just, I'm polishing the script
and rehearsing all day.
1470
01:09:14,759 --> 01:09:16,239
I can help you rehearse
if you want.
1471
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:20,068
Yeah. Thanks, thanks.
But it's... I should go.
1472
01:09:20,243 --> 01:09:21,809
Right.
1473
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:27,380
Um. It's been great.
It's been really great.
1474
01:09:27,554 --> 01:09:31,602
Thank you for everything.
Give Molly a big hug for me.
1475
01:09:31,776 --> 01:09:33,821
Yeah. I will.
1476
01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:39,130
So, I guess this is goodnight.
And goodbye.
1477
01:09:40,175 --> 01:09:48,095
Yeah. Um, oh.
This is your device.
1478
01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:50,664
Thank you, Doctor Bennett.
1479
01:09:56,061 --> 01:09:58,019
Catch you on the flip side.
1480
01:10:01,109 --> 01:10:03,155
I love it. Great job.
1481
01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:04,896
It's a really nice speech,
Brooke.
1482
01:10:05,070 --> 01:10:07,202
This is gonna be a huge boon
to the university.
1483
01:10:07,377 --> 01:10:08,900
The visibility we'll get
from this.
1484
01:10:09,074 --> 01:10:10,945
I invited local media to cover.
1485
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:13,159
Now, it's important, Brooke,
that you don't reveal
1486
01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,169
the attraction tracker score
until tomorrow night.
1487
01:10:15,341 --> 01:10:17,014
And, please don't tell anyone
the real reason
1488
01:10:17,038 --> 01:10:18,300
you did the test.
1489
01:10:18,475 --> 01:10:19,954
What do we say to people
1490
01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:21,913
when they see they didn't
fall in love?
1491
01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:24,195
Well that can actually lend
some credibility to the study.
1492
01:10:24,219 --> 01:10:25,873
There simply wasn't
much attraction
1493
01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:27,657
between Brooke and Ryan.
1494
01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:30,226
We can't say that.
I mean, look at the scores.
1495
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,403
Well, then maybe there simply
wasn't enough attraction.
1496
01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:35,405
That sound good to you, Brooke?
1497
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:37,537
Yes, of course.
1498
01:10:37,710 --> 01:10:40,888
I mean, if study participants
don't reach 95
1499
01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:44,109
then it's time to move on.
1500
01:10:56,513 --> 01:10:59,255
Ok. Tell me.
1501
01:10:59,429 --> 01:11:01,213
Kyle, I, I, I told you.
1502
01:11:01,387 --> 01:11:04,303
I signed an 18-page contract
agreeing not to say anything
1503
01:11:04,477 --> 01:11:06,305
until the study is released.
1504
01:11:06,478 --> 01:11:08,718
Come on, you don't need a
score to tell you how you feel.
1505
01:11:08,742 --> 01:11:11,049
Is Brooke the one?
1506
01:11:11,223 --> 01:11:12,223
Kyle.
1507
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:15,271
Come on. Is she the one?
1508
01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:19,971
Hmm?
1509
01:11:20,145 --> 01:11:23,540
Yes. Yes.
1510
01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:26,151
I knew it! I knew it.
1511
01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:28,893
The way you talked about her, it
was never like this with Taylor.
1512
01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:30,697
Don't say anything, ok.
Not even to Sophie.
1513
01:11:30,721 --> 01:11:33,550
Ok. What about Brooke?
How does she feel?
1514
01:11:33,724 --> 01:11:36,030
I'm not sure.
Not that it matters.
1515
01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:38,903
Of course, it matters.
It's kind of how love works.
1516
01:11:39,077 --> 01:11:40,359
Well not when one of us
has vowed
1517
01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:42,646
never to fall in love again.
1518
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:43,951
Brooke, right?
1519
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:46,127
No, me. Yes. Brooke.
1520
01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,041
She said she's done with dating.
1521
01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:51,871
Well, that's what Sophie said
and three months later
1522
01:11:52,046 --> 01:11:53,960
we were engaged.
1523
01:11:54,135 --> 01:11:56,050
She's just tired of dealing
with heartbreak.
1524
01:11:56,224 --> 01:11:59,619
Maybe this time
she won't have to.
1525
01:11:59,793 --> 01:12:03,928
Yeah, maybe, but...
she likes numbers, you know?
1526
01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:05,451
Not feelings.
1527
01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:07,410
She wants love plotted out
1528
01:12:07,584 --> 01:12:09,977
like data points on a graph.
1529
01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:11,630
You know what I think?
1530
01:12:11,805 --> 01:12:15,592
I think you should tell her
how you feel.
1531
01:12:15,766 --> 01:12:17,376
I don't know.
1532
01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:21,032
She may be a scientist,
but she still has feelings.
1533
01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:30,060
So, at this point I'm going
to reveal the score.
1534
01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:32,870
So, I'll cross to the stage,
1535
01:12:33,044 --> 01:12:35,525
and behind me will be
a graphics showing...
1536
01:12:37,527 --> 01:12:39,311
Ryan?
1537
01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:43,010
I was told that I might find
you here.
1538
01:12:43,184 --> 01:12:47,145
Lou, can we take a quick break?
Great, thanks.
1539
01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,020
Hey, what's up?
1540
01:12:53,193 --> 01:12:55,327
I know you're busy.
I won't be long.
1541
01:12:55,501 --> 01:12:57,895
Oh, it's ok.
What's wrong?
1542
01:12:58,068 --> 01:13:01,159
I've never seen your serious
face before.
1543
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:02,987
This? Yeah, I know.
1544
01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:06,947
I only bring it out for funerals
and breakup speeches.
1545
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,645
Which is this?
1546
01:13:08,818 --> 01:13:11,212
Neither. Although I did
break up with Taylor.
1547
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:14,868
Oh. I'm sorry. When?
1548
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,393
Uh, like last week.
1549
01:13:17,567 --> 01:13:19,177
Last week?
1550
01:13:19,351 --> 01:13:21,484
Yes. I should have told you.
1551
01:13:21,657 --> 01:13:23,355
We went on all those
bonus dates.
1552
01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:28,099
I know. I know, and I didn't go
on them to impress Taylor.
1553
01:13:28,273 --> 01:13:31,232
I went on them to-because...
1554
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:39,980
Well, I think I'm in love
with you.
1555
01:13:40,154 --> 01:13:42,330
What?
1556
01:13:42,505 --> 01:13:46,552
And, so, I'm here you know,
1557
01:13:46,726 --> 01:13:49,032
to see if maybe you feel
the same way.
1558
01:13:49,207 --> 01:13:53,166
Um. What happened
to love at first sight?
1559
01:13:53,341 --> 01:13:55,909
I was wrong.
1560
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,433
When we danced,
1561
01:13:57,607 --> 01:14:00,044
I felt this flicker
and that flame,
1562
01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:02,046
it just seems to grow brighter.
1563
01:14:02,219 --> 01:14:05,832
Every time that I see you.
1564
01:14:06,005 --> 01:14:09,967
Um. Ryan, my big speech
is tomorrow and...
1565
01:14:10,141 --> 01:14:11,577
I know.
1566
01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:12,989
I mean, there's a lot
riding on this.
1567
01:14:13,013 --> 01:14:14,275
Donations, enrollment, ranking.
1568
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:15,929
The president wants
to make me Dean.
1569
01:14:16,103 --> 01:14:17,975
I just thought...
1570
01:14:18,148 --> 01:14:23,371
Yes, there was some attraction
as reflected in our scores.
1571
01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:25,939
Scores. Stop it.
Stop with the scores.
1572
01:14:26,112 --> 01:14:28,246
Come on. What are,
what are your feelings?
1573
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:31,379
Feelings. I, I shut those down
a while ago.
1574
01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:36,254
Brooke. I felt something
from you.
1575
01:14:36,428 --> 01:14:39,257
I'm sorry. I, I never should
have let it slip out.
1576
01:14:39,431 --> 01:14:42,478
Slip out, Brooke.
What are you...
1577
01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:46,656
Ryan, I can't do this.
Please just try to understand.
1578
01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:52,313
I, I've had my heart broken
so many times.
1579
01:14:52,487 --> 01:14:57,231
As if I lost part of it,
somewhere along the line.
1580
01:14:57,405 --> 01:14:59,582
I'm sorry.
1581
01:15:10,767 --> 01:15:12,464
And after the three
required dates,
1582
01:15:12,638 --> 01:15:15,032
we decided to try some
bonus dates.
1583
01:15:15,206 --> 01:15:19,471
We visited an art museum,
rode a tandem bike.
1584
01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:23,127
I even learned to bake cookies
without using a recipe.
1585
01:15:23,300 --> 01:15:25,912
A sweet adventure.
1586
01:15:26,085 --> 01:15:29,263
All the while waiting to see
if cupid's arrow would strike.
1587
01:15:29,437 --> 01:15:31,483
Ugh. Enough about cupid.
1588
01:15:34,050 --> 01:15:37,097
All the while waiting to see
if a spark would ignite
1589
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:40,666
a flame within our hearts.
1590
01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:45,844
Nope, sounds like heartburn.
Blah, blah, blah.
1591
01:15:46,019 --> 01:15:48,021
And now, for the big reveal.
1592
01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:49,595
The question everyone
wants to know.
1593
01:15:49,675 --> 01:15:54,027
Did I fall in love,
find the one?
1594
01:15:58,205 --> 01:15:59,642
There you are.
1595
01:15:59,816 --> 01:16:02,949
Oh. My favorite flower.
1596
01:16:03,123 --> 01:16:04,907
Good. 'Cause there's
a long trail of them
1597
01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:07,214
leading to your office.
1598
01:16:48,516 --> 01:16:50,954
They must be from Ryan.
1599
01:16:51,128 --> 01:16:55,306
Huh. What a funny, charming,
kind of sweet guy.
1600
01:17:11,278 --> 01:17:15,108
Think he still wants to get back
with his girlfriend?
1601
01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:22,898
"Dear Brooke, I want you
to know how much"
1602
01:17:23,073 --> 01:17:25,118
"I enjoyed my time with you."
1603
01:17:27,425 --> 01:17:30,080
"I will truly miss you."
1604
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:36,041
"Your smile, your adventurous
baking."
1605
01:17:36,216 --> 01:17:38,305
"Your crazy bowling skills."
1606
01:17:42,309 --> 01:17:45,269
"I know you've had your heart
broken one too many times
1607
01:17:45,443 --> 01:17:48,880
"but I hope you don't give
up on finding love.
1608
01:17:49,055 --> 01:17:50,621
"You have a warm,
beautiful heart
1609
01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:53,581
"that deserves to be shared by
some lucky guy.
1610
01:17:53,755 --> 01:17:57,020
"Anyway, please accept
this parting gift"
1611
01:17:57,193 --> 01:17:59,892
"to help make your day
a little more perfect."
1612
01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:02,590
"Your devoted study partner,
Ryan."
1613
01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:28,704
You coming?
1614
01:18:30,487 --> 01:18:31,228
What's going on?
1615
01:18:31,402 --> 01:18:32,795
Ah, not going.
1616
01:18:35,014 --> 01:18:37,974
Isn't Brooke giving the dating
test results in like 20 minutes?
1617
01:18:38,148 --> 01:18:39,540
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
1618
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,541
The results, they don't
mean anything.
1619
01:18:46,068 --> 01:18:47,940
I mean, I tried.
1620
01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:51,117
I tried to get through to her
but she just,
1621
01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:53,903
she doesn't feel the same way.
1622
01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:19,406
There she is,
looking every bit the star.
1623
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:20,580
Thanks Rebecca.
1624
01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:21,321
You look great, Brooke.
1625
01:19:21,495 --> 01:19:22,975
Thanks, Vince.
1626
01:19:23,148 --> 01:19:23,976
Uh, Vince, can you give us
a second please?
1627
01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:25,934
Oh, of course. Yeah.
1628
01:19:26,109 --> 01:19:27,695
Brooke, I don't know if you've
had time to think about
1629
01:19:27,719 --> 01:19:29,068
the Dean of Psychology position?
1630
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:30,896
- I have, yes.
- Oh, good.
1631
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:32,855
I mean, I can't
say this publicly,
1632
01:19:33,029 --> 01:19:36,162
but you'd be at the top
of my list.
1633
01:19:36,335 --> 01:19:39,862
Thank you, Rebecca,
but I won't be applying.
1634
01:19:40,036 --> 01:19:41,777
What? Why not?
1635
01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:44,388
Being Dean wouldn't leave
enough time for my research.
1636
01:19:44,562 --> 01:19:48,130
It's why I became a scientist.
That's where my heart is.
1637
01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:53,223
Oh, I see. Well, I can't say
I'm not disappointed.
1638
01:19:53,397 --> 01:19:56,269
But, I respect your decision.
1639
01:19:56,443 --> 01:19:59,011
A woman who follows her heart
1640
01:19:59,184 --> 01:20:02,362
and I trust you're applying that
in your love life as well.
1641
01:20:02,536 --> 01:20:05,975
It's show time. Oh, and for
tonight, maybe it's best to...
1642
01:20:06,148 --> 01:20:07,308
Stick to the script.
Got it.
1643
01:20:07,367 --> 01:20:08,367
Yeah.
1644
01:20:13,678 --> 01:20:15,395
And you'd think after
the bowling and the dancing
1645
01:20:15,419 --> 01:20:18,117
we'd call it quits, but no.
1646
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:20,163
After the three required dates,
1647
01:20:20,337 --> 01:20:22,295
we decided to try some
bonus dates.
1648
01:20:22,469 --> 01:20:25,342
We visited an art museum,
rode a tandem bike...
1649
01:20:25,516 --> 01:20:29,999
I even learned to bake cookies
without using a recipe.
1650
01:20:30,173 --> 01:20:31,174
A sweet adventure.
1651
01:20:32,827 --> 01:20:34,438
All the while,
waiting for a spark
1652
01:20:34,612 --> 01:20:37,920
to ignite a flame
within our hearts.
1653
01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:41,401
And, it did.
1654
01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:43,403
In mine, at least.
1655
01:20:43,577 --> 01:20:49,018
Her name is Molly and she is the
most adorable rescue dog ever.
1656
01:20:49,192 --> 01:20:50,454
So now for the big reveal.
1657
01:20:51,889 --> 01:20:53,413
Excuse me, I had a question.
1658
01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:55,627
Uh yes, there'll be time
for questions at the end.
1659
01:20:58,114 --> 01:21:02,553
I was just wondering
if you fell in love.
1660
01:21:02,727 --> 01:21:05,121
You know, found the one?
1661
01:21:09,038 --> 01:21:12,432
Yes. Yes, I did.
1662
01:21:12,606 --> 01:21:16,871
I did fall in love, but I was
afraid to tell the man
1663
01:21:17,046 --> 01:21:18,351
that I fell in love with.
1664
01:21:18,525 --> 01:21:20,309
It's the story of my life,
really.
1665
01:21:20,484 --> 01:21:23,922
Turns out, there's more
to learn from my research.
1666
01:21:24,096 --> 01:21:32,017
Love is infinite, mysterious
and goes much deeper than data.
1667
01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:34,063
You see, I had given up on love.
1668
01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:36,152
Afraid my heart would take
another beating.
1669
01:21:36,326 --> 01:21:38,589
But, to be in love,
1670
01:21:38,763 --> 01:21:44,202
even just for a short time
is worth the heartbreak.
1671
01:21:50,557 --> 01:21:53,517
- That's so sweet.
- Cue the romantic music, right?
1672
01:21:53,691 --> 01:21:58,043
- A good cheesy love song.
- Cheesier the better.
1673
01:21:58,217 --> 01:22:03,048
Um, random question, but who'd
be your ideal dinner guest?
1674
01:22:03,222 --> 01:22:06,312
Frost. Dickinson.
Nope, Whitman.
1675
01:22:06,486 --> 01:22:08,967
I like poetry.
1676
01:22:09,141 --> 01:22:10,751
Two out of three.
1677
01:22:10,925 --> 01:22:16,018
And, um, what's the most
beautiful view you've ever seen?
1678
01:22:16,192 --> 01:22:18,281
The one I'm looking at.
1679
01:22:21,023 --> 01:22:22,633
Sorry to interrupt, folks.
1680
01:22:22,807 --> 01:22:25,027
But, in case you didn't know,
1681
01:22:25,201 --> 01:22:29,639
our new marketing slogan
is Research with Heart.
1682
01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:33,861
Which is exactly what Doctor
Carver showed tonight.
1683
01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:35,689
Heart.
1684
01:22:35,862 --> 01:22:39,432
So, I have decided to postpone
our study's release.
1685
01:22:39,606 --> 01:22:43,045
Sounds like some revisions
are in order.
1686
01:22:43,219 --> 01:22:46,178
That ok with you?
1687
01:22:47,788 --> 01:22:51,227
Remember Brooke,
follow your heart.
1688
01:22:59,452 --> 01:23:02,934
Thanks for the flowers.
The way to a woman's heart.
1689
01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:05,110
Well, like I said,
1690
01:23:05,284 --> 01:23:08,026
just trying to make your day
a little more perfect.
1691
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,987
Well, there is one thing
that could make it more perfect.
1692
01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:22,170
Yes!
1693
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,826
That's my boy!
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