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okay don't know how many of you are new

okay don't know how many of you are new

okay don't know how many of you are new and how many of you have been with us

and how many of you have been with us

and how many of you have been with us from the start but I am Laura Hollis yes

from the start but I am Laura Hollis yes

from the start but I am Laura Hollis yes the aura Hollis who recently got famous

the aura Hollis who recently got famous

the aura Hollis who recently got famous or

or

or internet famous because my University

internet famous because my University

internet famous because my University Pals and I vlogged ourselves saving the

Pals and I vlogged ourselves saving the

Pals and I vlogged ourselves saving the world

see back in my freshman year we

see back in my freshman year we

see back in my freshman year we discovered that our Austrian University

discovered that our Austrian University

discovered that our Austrian University was actually being run by an evil Dean

was actually being run by an evil Dean

was actually being run by an evil Dean in her vampire cult

in her vampire cult

in her vampire cult naturally

naturally

naturally they'd been sacrificing girls to this

they'd been sacrificing girls to this

they'd been sacrificing girls to this monstrous creature under the campus for

monstrous creature under the campus for

monstrous creature under the campus for centuries and I was next

centuries and I was next

centuries and I was next really should have gone to that safety

really should have gone to that safety

really should have gone to that safety School

School

School anyway the dean sent

anyway the dean sent

anyway the dean sent carmilla I mean your new roommate

carmilla I mean your new roommate

carmilla I mean your new roommate sweetheart a 300 year old vampire with a

sweetheart a 300 year old vampire with a

sweetheart a 300 year old vampire with a checkered past and centuries worth of

checkered past and centuries worth of

checkered past and centuries worth of victims to kidnap me there was just one

victims to kidnap me there was just one

victims to kidnap me there was just one little snag with that plan

little snag with that plan

little snag with that plan [Music]

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[Music] arm and I fell in love

arm and I fell in love

arm and I fell in love Karm turned her back on the evil Dean

Karm turned her back on the evil Dean

Karm turned her back on the evil Dean and With a Little Help from our friends

and With a Little Help from our friends

and With a Little Help from our friends laugh Perry Kirsch Mel Danny we saved to

laugh Perry Kirsch Mel Danny we saved to

laugh Perry Kirsch Mel Danny we saved to school

school

school and the world

and the world

and the world for stopping the apocalypse Carm earned

for stopping the apocalypse Carm earned

for stopping the apocalypse Carm earned herself a magical human life a vampire

herself a magical human life a vampire

herself a magical human life a vampire no more

no more

no more chance to start again and leave the

chance to start again and leave the

chance to start again and leave the crimes of her past behind

crimes of her past behind

crimes of her past behind and for us to figure out

whatever happens next

whatever happens next

whatever happens next foreign

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[Music] old-timey and weird

old-timey and weird

old-timey and weird [Music]

foreign

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[Music] ghost lady

ghost lady

ghost lady [Music]

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foreign

did I scare you in my bed you think

did I scare you in my bed you think

did I scare you in my bed you think sneaking around dress like Lizzie Borden

sneaking around dress like Lizzie Borden

sneaking around dress like Lizzie Borden wait

wait

wait are you dressed like Lizzie Borden you

are you dressed like Lizzie Borden you

are you dressed like Lizzie Borden you mustn't be afraid

mustn't be afraid

mustn't be afraid why would I be afraid I shall die as

why would I be afraid I shall die as

why would I be afraid I shall die as lovers May

die together

so that we may live together

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welcome back Grandpa

welcome back Grandpa

welcome back Grandpa I think your horror movies are giving me

I think your horror movies are giving me

I think your horror movies are giving me nightmares

life's rough like that sometimes

come on

come on

come on how long does it take to kill one

how long does it take to kill one

how long does it take to kill one limping teenager

what happens to get scooped up by that

what happens to get scooped up by that

what happens to get scooped up by that talking goat again

talking goat again

talking goat again no I dreamed you were a vampire

it was very

it was very

it was very Blast From Your Gothic horror past

Blast From Your Gothic horror past

Blast From Your Gothic horror past there's this old house and then you

you were actually kind of scary

you were actually kind of scary

you were actually kind of scary you

you

you in a dream

in a dream

in a dream come on it was probably a subconscious

come on it was probably a subconscious

come on it was probably a subconscious fascination with Victorian murders

fascination with Victorian murders

fascination with Victorian murders or uh poor sets hmm

well no need to go digging around in the

well no need to go digging around in the

well no need to go digging around in the past

past

past we have it much better now

no arguments here

So Long Hammer horror hello gum

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foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

foreign

cow how now brown cow

cow how now brown cow

cow how now brown cow happy anniversary faithful viewers

happy anniversary faithful viewers

happy anniversary faithful viewers I know I know I know I know and behind

I know I know I know I know and behind

I know I know I know I know and behind my posts but I would never miss this

my posts but I would never miss this

my posts but I would never miss this because five years ago today a ragtag

because five years ago today a ragtag

because five years ago today a ragtag bunch of undergraduates stopped the dean

bunch of undergraduates stopped the dean

bunch of undergraduates stopped the dean of their evil University from unleashing

of their evil University from unleashing

of their evil University from unleashing cattle on Earth

cattle on Earth

cattle on Earth or mostly stopped you can't really blame

or mostly stopped you can't really blame

or mostly stopped you can't really blame us for Antarctica

us for Antarctica

us for Antarctica and where are they now you might ask

and where are they now you might ask

and where are they now you might ask well let's check in with a very special

well let's check in with a very special

well let's check in with a very special five-year retrospective

and then we will cut two

first up is LaFontaine and Perry who is

first up is LaFontaine and Perry who is

first up is LaFontaine and Perry who is you'll recall transfer to occult studies

you'll recall transfer to occult studies

you'll recall transfer to occult studies at Berkeley and then started laferi

at Berkeley and then started laferi

at Berkeley and then started laferi Industries where they've been

Industries where they've been

Industries where they've been revolutionizing life for the

revolutionizing life for the

revolutionizing life for the supernatural with products like their

supernatural with products like their

supernatural with products like their hemo soy vegan vampire supplements ever

hemo soy vegan vampire supplements ever

hemo soy vegan vampire supplements ever since they've got this huge meeting with

since they've got this huge meeting with

since they've got this huge meeting with a mega corporation that wants to buy

a mega corporation that wants to buy

a mega corporation that wants to buy their startup I'm

their startup I'm

their startup I'm speaking of super successful people you

speaking of super successful people you

speaking of super successful people you guys remember Danny my litier turned

guys remember Danny my litier turned

guys remember Danny my litier turned stalwart Ally turned repentant vampire

stalwart Ally turned repentant vampire

stalwart Ally turned repentant vampire has turned into a vampire rights

has turned into a vampire rights

has turned into a vampire rights Advocate and what retrospective would be

Advocate and what retrospective would be

Advocate and what retrospective would be complete without a look at how Mel and

complete without a look at how Mel and

complete without a look at how Mel and kirsh and I leveraged our amateur

kirsh and I leveraged our amateur

kirsh and I leveraged our amateur coverage of the almost Apocalypse in her

coverage of the almost Apocalypse in her

coverage of the almost Apocalypse in her career in local news

career in local news

career in local news if you're morbidly curious here are some

if you're morbidly curious here are some

if you're morbidly curious here are some clips today we explore the fast-paced

clips today we explore the fast-paced

clips today we explore the fast-paced world of floral arrangements cranberry

world of floral arrangements cranberry

world of floral arrangements cranberry Bennett

so yeah it's not quite achieved Lois

so yeah it's not quite achieved Lois

so yeah it's not quite achieved Lois Lane them

Lane them

Lane them but never fear

it is all part of my Five-Year Plan

yeah

yeah

yeah um after Carmen I took our glorious Gap

um after Carmen I took our glorious Gap

um after Carmen I took our glorious Gap year it was time to start real life so

year it was time to start real life so

year it was time to start real life so we moved home to Tio

we moved home to Tio

we moved home to Tio I finished my degree stuck my foot in

I finished my degree stuck my foot in

I finished my degree stuck my foot in the door now I'm just waiting for my big

the door now I'm just waiting for my big

the door now I'm just waiting for my big break busting open some huge woodworking

break busting open some huge woodworking

break busting open some huge woodworking Bernstein style Scandal and being moved

Bernstein style Scandal and being moved

Bernstein style Scandal and being moved up to the city desk

where did Lee I have been

where did Lee I have been

where did Lee I have been waiting a while for that one but uh you

waiting a while for that one but uh you

waiting a while for that one but uh you know that's what you do in life you pay

know that's what you do in life you pay

know that's what you do in life you pay your dues

your dues

your dues unless you're a former vampire with 300

unless you're a former vampire with 300

unless you're a former vampire with 300 years of sunshine in culinary history to

years of sunshine in culinary history to

years of sunshine in culinary history to catch up on

catch up on

catch up on so what has our car been up to as a

so what has our car been up to as a

so what has our car been up to as a living breathing human

living breathing human

living breathing human definitely taking advantage of Ye Old

definitely taking advantage of Ye Old

definitely taking advantage of Ye Old vampire trust fund

vampire trust fund

vampire trust fund bakery-based gluttony check

bakery-based gluttony check

bakery-based gluttony check Sun Tanning sloth check

Sun Tanning sloth check

Sun Tanning sloth check [Music]

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[Music] I have a pulse now lust

I have a pulse now lust

I have a pulse now lust oh

oh

oh [Music]

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[Music] actually I can't really complain about

actually I can't really complain about

actually I can't really complain about that last one

starring in my spooky dreams it's been a

starring in my spooky dreams it's been a

starring in my spooky dreams it's been a bit more pastry than purpose lately

bit more pastry than purpose lately

bit more pastry than purpose lately but

but

but today's retrospective is all about

today's retrospective is all about

today's retrospective is all about perspective we are going to get our

perspective we are going to get our

perspective we are going to get our heroine back on track

heroine back on track

heroine back on track but we are to start such a conversation

have you been baking happy rebirthday

what's up

what's up

what's up like a like a birthday but for your

like a like a birthday but for your

like a like a birthday but for your rebirth

rebirth

rebirth because

because

because five years ago you got a life

five years ago you got a life

five years ago you got a life oh like a 90s get a life but you know um

oh like a 90s get a life but you know um

oh like a 90s get a life but you know um literally hmm

literally hmm

literally hmm I'm very Lewis Carroll

So speaking of five years I was thinking

So speaking of five years I was thinking

So speaking of five years I was thinking that we could talk about five years in

that we could talk about five years in

that we could talk about five years in the other direction

because you've been through a lot

because you've been through a lot

because you've been through a lot not just Silas but death

not just Silas but death

not just Silas but death in the French Revolution

in the French Revolution

in the French Revolution so it's completely understandable that

so it's completely understandable that

so it's completely understandable that you're feeling a little lost

you're feeling a little lost

you're feeling a little lost lost

lost

lost okay maybe not lost but

okay maybe not lost but

okay maybe not lost but maybe a little

maybe a little

maybe a little aimless

aimless

aimless Laura are you staging an intervention

Laura are you staging an intervention

Laura are you staging an intervention because you think I'm wasting my life no

because you think I'm wasting my life no

because you think I'm wasting my life no Maybe

Maybe

Maybe it's just

you weren't Immortal anymore

you weren't Immortal anymore

you weren't Immortal anymore I know that you want to make the most of

I know that you want to make the most of

I know that you want to make the most of our lives together there's something

our lives together there's something

our lives together there's something wrong with those lives being fun

wrong with those lives being fun

wrong with those lives being fun no

no

no but I think it's possible to have fun

but I think it's possible to have fun

but I think it's possible to have fun and did I go to that Supernatural

and did I go to that Supernatural

and did I go to that Supernatural therapist one time

therapist one time

therapist one time said you couldn't take advice from

said you couldn't take advice from

said you couldn't take advice from someone born after the moon landing

and do I pester you because you'd rather

and do I pester you because you'd rather

and do I pester you because you'd rather spend your days in a news cubicle

spend your days in a news cubicle

spend your days in a news cubicle instead of on a beach in the south of

instead of on a beach in the south of

instead of on a beach in the south of France no you don't

France no you don't

France no you don't it's just

it's just

it's just just

just

just you like making plans

you like making plans

you like making plans and I love that about you

but

but

but it's my rebirthday

it's my rebirthday

it's my rebirthday so

so

so want to spend it enjoying our lives

want to spend it enjoying our lives

want to spend it enjoying our lives preferably

preferably

preferably somewhere with a patio and an extensive

somewhere with a patio and an extensive

somewhere with a patio and an extensive wine selection

chocolates

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thank you

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car

We're Dreaming

We're Dreaming

We're Dreaming [Music]

oh

oh

oh right

you are mine

you are mine

you are mine you shall be mine

you shall be mine

you shall be mine you and I are one

you and I are one

you and I are one forever

and tells me I'm not like this drink

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Carmen what are you doing

Carmen what are you doing

Carmen what are you doing hey hey it's me it's me

liar Nick

liar Nick

liar Nick oh God

what is going on

have you been in close proximity to any

have you been in close proximity to any

have you been in close proximity to any vampires or vampire byproducts in the

vampires or vampire byproducts in the

vampires or vampire byproducts in the past two or three months Oh you mean

past two or three months Oh you mean

past two or three months Oh you mean when a Sumerian god has turned me again

when a Sumerian god has turned me again

when a Sumerian god has turned me again last week

last week

last week just slipped my mind

just slipped my mind

just slipped my mind sarcasm hasn't suffered thanks for

sarcasm hasn't suffered thanks for

sarcasm hasn't suffered thanks for taking some time out of your meeting

taking some time out of your meeting

taking some time out of your meeting prep to help us

prep to help us

prep to help us you guys anything of course probably

you guys anything of course probably

you guys anything of course probably over prepared

over prepared

over prepared something's definitely off with Carm

something's definitely off with Carm

something's definitely off with Carm for those of us without a fancy cyborg

for those of us without a fancy cyborg

for those of us without a fancy cyborg eye right

eye right

eye right um

um

um this is Carm and she's well dead except

this is Carm and she's well dead except

this is Carm and she's well dead except that the resurrection spell is still

that the resurrection spell is still

that the resurrection spell is still running inside her making her a living

running inside her making her a living

running inside her making her a living human it makes her heart beat hair grow

human it makes her heart beat hair grow

human it makes her heart beat hair grow and all the other things irregular human

and all the other things irregular human

and all the other things irregular human body does yeah like a magic battery

body does yeah like a magic battery

body does yeah like a magic battery we agreed we wouldn't call it that my

we agreed we wouldn't call it that my

we agreed we wouldn't call it that my vote's still with life force no that's

vote's still with life force no that's

vote's still with life force no that's even what about um what about your spark

even what about um what about your spark

even what about um what about your spark oh it does work pretty much like an

oh it does work pretty much like an

oh it does work pretty much like an ignition

I hope you're enjoying yourselves

carmilla's spark is going out

carmilla's spark is going out

carmilla's spark is going out what's wrong with it it's producing a

what's wrong with it it's producing a

what's wrong with it it's producing a sort of electrical discharge that's

sort of electrical discharge that's

sort of electrical discharge that's making it flicker since it's what's

making it flicker since it's what's

making it flicker since it's what's keeping her human when it flickers she

keeping her human when it flickers she

keeping her human when it flickers she Vamps out

Okay so

Okay so

Okay so how do we get my

how do we get my

how do we get my Spark

Spark

Spark stop flickering we'll have to run some

stop flickering we'll have to run some

stop flickering we'll have to run some more tests and in the meantime Karm just

more tests and in the meantime Karm just

more tests and in the meantime Karm just keeps randomly vamping out

keeps randomly vamping out

keeps randomly vamping out what are we supposed to do about that

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I don't know

I don't know

I don't know [Music]

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foreign

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foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

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foreign

foreign [Music]

yeah I'm gonna go crack another bottle

yeah I'm gonna go crack another bottle

yeah I'm gonna go crack another bottle he must say

hey

sorry about the whole scene of the crime

sorry about the whole scene of the crime

sorry about the whole scene of the crime thing

thing

thing I know what happened between you and L

I know what happened between you and L

I know what happened between you and L was complicated I shouldn't have said

was complicated I shouldn't have said

was complicated I shouldn't have said that no

that no

that no seeing the ground is exactly what it is

you know I

you know I

you know I heard her

I hurt you

I hurt you

I hurt you you didn't mean to

you didn't mean to

you didn't mean to maybe there's a silver lining in all of

maybe there's a silver lining in all of

maybe there's a silver lining in all of this

this

this if this is L trying to warn us about

if this is L trying to warn us about

if this is L trying to warn us about something maybe you can help her I'm

something maybe you can help her I'm

something maybe you can help her I'm done being a vampire

done being a vampire

done being a vampire I'm done dredging up the past I'm done

I'm done dredging up the past I'm done

I'm done dredging up the past I'm done with well-meaning therapists and close

with well-meaning therapists and close

with well-meaning therapists and close your eyes think of those you've wronged

your eyes think of those you've wronged

your eyes think of those you've wronged while I light up this funky incense

that's right

that's right

that's right we have plans and goals

we have plans and goals

we have plans and goals color-coded chart none of which features

color-coded chart none of which features

color-coded chart none of which features some mystery from your past stealing the

some mystery from your past stealing the

some mystery from your past stealing the life that you earned

life that you earned

life that you earned so we are going to figure out who or

so we are going to figure out who or

so we are going to figure out who or what is doing this

what is doing this

what is doing this and then we're gonna murder them stop

and then we're gonna murder them stop

and then we're gonna murder them stop them

we're going back to Syria

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[Music] where are we going Syria why are we

where are we going Syria why are we

where are we going Syria why are we going stop calm from revamping okay but

going stop calm from revamping okay but

going stop calm from revamping okay but really why go to the bad place with the

really why go to the bad place with the

really why go to the bad place with the monsters because of those manner it's in

monsters because of those manner it's in

monsters because of those manner it's in my dreams it's all connected and it's

my dreams it's all connected and it's

my dreams it's all connected and it's our only schnitzel

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[Applause]

[Applause]

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[Music] how much further till we get to this

how much further till we get to this

how much further till we get to this place

place

place it's just right around the corner

it's just right around the corner

it's just right around the corner [Applause]

yeah it's cool or I got your bag

yeah it's cool or I got your bag

yeah it's cool or I got your bag yeah

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you don't have to do this if you don't

you don't have to do this if you don't

you don't have to do this if you don't want

want

want you can just stay here if it's too much

you can just stay here if it's too much

you can just stay here if it's too much and leave you alone to explore the

and leave you alone to explore the

and leave you alone to explore the Mystery Mansion

Mystery Mansion

Mystery Mansion hard pass

hard pass

hard pass [Music]

hello

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[Music] foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

knock knock

knock knock

knock knock hell's Manor's pretty cool I guess if

hell's Manor's pretty cool I guess if

hell's Manor's pretty cool I guess if you dig the harrenhal vibe

you dig the harrenhal vibe

you dig the harrenhal vibe hello

hello

hello anybody

anybody

anybody I'm calling it this place is totally

I'm calling it this place is totally

I'm calling it this place is totally haunted you don't know that

haunted you don't know that

haunted you don't know that Mickey

Mickey

Mickey it's a lovely example of a 19th century

it's a lovely example of a 19th century

it's a lovely example of a 19th century Schloss

Schloss

Schloss exactly like my dream beautiful

exactly like my dream beautiful

exactly like my dream beautiful I mean abandoned and dusty but beautiful

not bring an entire bag of cleaning

not bring an entire bag of cleaning

not bring an entire bag of cleaning supplies of course I did

supplies of course I did

supplies of course I did just us two expensive equipment

just us two expensive equipment

just us two expensive equipment you have EMF detectors Geiger counters

you have EMF detectors Geiger counters

you have EMF detectors Geiger counters various spectrometers you didn't think

various spectrometers you didn't think

various spectrometers you didn't think maybe we'd need some actual weapons so

maybe we'd need some actual weapons so

maybe we'd need some actual weapons so knowledge is really the best pretty sure

knowledge is really the best pretty sure

knowledge is really the best pretty sure weapons are the best weapon

weapons are the best weapon

weapons are the best weapon look at this princess

look at this princess

look at this princess carbon fiber limbs 80 pound draw weight

carbon fiber limbs 80 pound draw weight

carbon fiber limbs 80 pound draw weight capable of shooting 160 feet per second

capable of shooting 160 feet per second

capable of shooting 160 feet per second I call her

I call her

I call her Gertrude how excessive excessive

Gertrude how excessive excessive

Gertrude how excessive excessive do you remember senior year you were

do you remember senior year you were

do you remember senior year you were possessed by carmilla's Mom the evil God

possessed by carmilla's Mom the evil God

possessed by carmilla's Mom the evil God who forced the entire student body

who forced the entire student body

who forced the entire student body including me to dig a pit to the literal

including me to dig a pit to the literal

including me to dig a pit to the literal Gates of Hell or how about that time

Gates of Hell or how about that time

Gates of Hell or how about that time that LaFontaine got brain sucked by the

that LaFontaine got brain sucked by the

that LaFontaine got brain sucked by the giant anglerfish monster or how about

giant anglerfish monster or how about

giant anglerfish monster or how about that time that the evil Baron tried to

that time that the evil Baron tried to

that time that the evil Baron tried to execute carmilla or that time that Laura

execute carmilla or that time that Laura

execute carmilla or that time that Laura sort of kind of I don't know died we do

sort of kind of I don't know died we do

sort of kind of I don't know died we do have a lot of backstory

fine fine haunted tell me at least you

fine fine haunted tell me at least you

fine fine haunted tell me at least you do pack some heat uh I know Krav Maga I

do pack some heat uh I know Krav Maga I

do pack some heat uh I know Krav Maga I am a weapon I brought walkie-talkies and

am a weapon I brought walkie-talkies and

am a weapon I brought walkie-talkies and flashlights for everyone

flashlights for everyone

flashlights for everyone there's no cell service out here they're

there's no cell service out here they're

there's no cell service out here they're gonna come in handy how about you

gonna come in handy how about you

gonna come in handy how about you Jughead

of beer

is that her

is that her

is that her yeah

let's search this place for a girl who

let's search this place for a girl who

let's search this place for a girl who died 150 years ago

died 150 years ago

died 150 years ago better not keep her waiting

better not keep her waiting

better not keep her waiting foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

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foreign

it was

you should be safe to push the meetings

you should be safe to push the meetings

you should be safe to push the meetings next week don't you think do we have to

next week don't you think do we have to

next week don't you think do we have to talk about this right now single most

talk about this right now single most

talk about this right now single most important meeting of our professional

important meeting of our professional

important meeting of our professional careers here we are searching a haunted

careers here we are searching a haunted

careers here we are searching a haunted castle for ghosts this is literally the

castle for ghosts this is literally the

castle for ghosts this is literally the reason we started the company we had

reason we started the company we had

reason we started the company we had more resources

more resources

more resources now it's gone now well now see as part

now it's gone now well now see as part

now it's gone now well now see as part of intrigue you could have all the

of intrigue you could have all the

of intrigue you could have all the equipment we could scan the house in

equipment we could scan the house in

equipment we could scan the house in like two seconds yeah I get it but we're

like two seconds yeah I get it but we're

like two seconds yeah I get it but we're not selling out right this second so can

not selling out right this second so can

not selling out right this second so can we focus on the task at hand

we focus on the task at hand

we focus on the task at hand let's check out the Next Room

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looking forward to seeing her

looking forward to seeing her

looking forward to seeing her l i mean

l i mean

l i mean blame you if you were

blame you if you were

blame you if you were honestly I'd rather not

honestly I'd rather not

honestly I'd rather not what am I supposed to say sorry I lied

what am I supposed to say sorry I lied

what am I supposed to say sorry I lied to you and sacrificed you to a giant

to you and sacrificed you to a giant

to you and sacrificed you to a giant fish monster

fish monster

fish monster I doubt there's a Hallmark card

I doubt there's a Hallmark card

I doubt there's a Hallmark card wasn't all your fault

foreign

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um guys

and

and

and hi

hi

hi [Music]

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[Music] I'm Laura these are my friends and we'd

I'm Laura these are my friends and we'd

I'm Laura these are my friends and we'd be thrilled if you'd abandon your plans

be thrilled if you'd abandon your plans

be thrilled if you'd abandon your plans to gruesomely murder us hello Miss

to gruesomely murder us hello Miss

to gruesomely murder us hello Miss consty

hello

wait I know you

wait I know you

wait I know you how do I know you

how do I know you

how do I know you oh dear well this is awkward

oh dear well this is awkward

oh dear well this is awkward we imagined you'd recall killing us

we imagined you'd recall killing us

we imagined you'd recall killing us I'm Charlotte this is my sister Emily

I'm Charlotte this is my sister Emily

I'm Charlotte this is my sister Emily carmilla killed you oh no not quite

carmilla killed you oh no not quite

carmilla killed you oh no not quite exactly

exactly

exactly her mother did the actual deed

her mother did the actual deed

her mother did the actual deed you're the girls who were sacrificed to

you're the girls who were sacrificed to

you're the girls who were sacrificed to the Deep one

[Music]

we'd like to invite you to dinner

wonderful that you've all been able to

wonderful that you've all been able to

wonderful that you've all been able to join us

join us

join us and naturally we're so glad you've

and naturally we're so glad you've

and naturally we're so glad you've arrived in time

arrived in time

arrived in time we've been waiting for weeks

we've been waiting for weeks

we've been waiting for weeks for us let me Steam we hoped once she

for us let me Steam we hoped once she

for us let me Steam we hoped once she realized what had happened she'd return

realized what had happened she'd return

realized what had happened she'd return hold up

hold up

hold up did you just confess to flipping the

did you just confess to flipping the

did you just confess to flipping the vampire switch on our girl Carm here

vampire switch on our girl Carm here

vampire switch on our girl Carm here we couldn't have

we couldn't have

we couldn't have research we have been able to perform

research we have been able to perform

research we have been able to perform suggests it was Miss Constantine's life

suggests it was Miss Constantine's life

suggests it was Miss Constantine's life force that pulled us into the physical

force that pulled us into the physical

force that pulled us into the physical world

world

world until a few weeks ago we were trapped in

until a few weeks ago we were trapped in

until a few weeks ago we were trapped in a nightmare land doomed to endlessly

a nightmare land doomed to endlessly

a nightmare land doomed to endlessly repeat our greatest regrets this

repeat our greatest regrets this

repeat our greatest regrets this nightmare afterlife isn't more of a

nightmare afterlife isn't more of a

nightmare afterlife isn't more of a young and unconscious or a Through the

young and unconscious or a Through the

young and unconscious or a Through the Looking Glass style situation

Looking Glass style situation

Looking Glass style situation it's not plate deprive into other

it's not plate deprive into other

it's not plate deprive into other people's unspeakable suffering why would

people's unspeakable suffering why would

people's unspeakable suffering why would you be connected to carmilla's human

you be connected to carmilla's human

you be connected to carmilla's human life

life

life ah

ah

ah we think it might be because it was Miss

we think it might be because it was Miss

we think it might be because it was Miss Constantine she's the reason we died

yes

yes

yes the family here offered my sister and I

the family here offered my sister and I

the family here offered my sister and I a place to Lodge they neglected to

a place to Lodge they neglected to

a place to Lodge they neglected to mention the vampire cult same thing

mention the vampire cult same thing

mention the vampire cult same thing happened with my college acceptance

happened with my college acceptance

happened with my college acceptance letter you said you knew the family does

letter you said you knew the family does

letter you said you knew the family does that mean that you knew Elle

Miss Sheridan

Miss Sheridan

Miss Sheridan oh yes we knew her

but she isn't here with you

but she isn't here with you

but she isn't here with you no

no

no she isn't with us

but

but

but we're thrilled that you are

we're thrilled that you are

we're thrilled that you are that's it

that's it

that's it what's with the Stafford Act

what's with the Stafford Act

what's with the Stafford Act I got you and your sister killed yes but

I got you and your sister killed yes but

I got you and your sister killed yes but you're here now and according to this

you're here now and according to this

you're here now and according to this spell book we need you carmilla here to

spell book we need you carmilla here to

spell book we need you carmilla here to perform the ritual that will let us move

perform the ritual that will let us move

perform the ritual that will let us move on

I don't suppose I could take a crack at

I don't suppose I could take a crack at

I don't suppose I could take a crack at deciphering the book oh

deciphering the book oh

deciphering the book oh please do I've deciphered what I can but

please do I've deciphered what I can but

please do I've deciphered what I can but I'm hardly an adept

I'm hardly an adept

I'm hardly an adept from what I can tell if we move on your

from what I can tell if we move on your

from what I can tell if we move on your vampire symptoms will go away

vampire symptoms will go away

vampire symptoms will go away I assume that's why you've come

I assume that's why you've come

I assume that's why you've come haven't you

because otherwise you'll be trapped here

because otherwise you'll be trapped here

because otherwise you'll be trapped here with us forever

so they're obviously evil no I thought

so they're obviously evil no I thought

so they're obviously evil no I thought they were kind of nice

they were kind of nice

they were kind of nice more importantly is this a ritual of

more importantly is this a ritual of

more importantly is this a ritual of theirs even gonna fix me no it looks

theirs even gonna fix me no it looks

theirs even gonna fix me no it looks promising promising

promising promising

promising promising are you telling me you were possessed by

are you telling me you were possessed by

are you telling me you were possessed by an evil goddess for like six months and

an evil goddess for like six months and

an evil goddess for like six months and it was eight months

it was eight months

it was eight months and you can't get more specific than

and you can't get more specific than

and you can't get more specific than that

that

that whole book is written in code but the

whole book is written in code but the

whole book is written in code but the family's notes are correct it seems as

family's notes are correct it seems as

family's notes are correct it seems as though it's two birds one stone the

though it's two birds one stone the

though it's two birds one stone the ghosts move on carmilla stays human that

ghosts move on carmilla stays human that

ghosts move on carmilla stays human that makes sense when I scan them the energy

makes sense when I scan them the energy

makes sense when I scan them the energy from your spark was going straight to

from your spark was going straight to

from your spark was going straight to them look for all we know they lured Us

them look for all we know they lured Us

them look for all we know they lured Us in and trapped us here are we seriously

in and trapped us here are we seriously

in and trapped us here are we seriously going to trust them what happened to

going to trust them what happened to

going to trust them what happened to them wasn't their fault they were girls

them wasn't their fault they were girls

them wasn't their fault they were girls just like you or me with their whole

just like you or me with their whole

just like you or me with their whole lives ahead of them

lives ahead of them

lives ahead of them if this ritual helps them and keeps calm

if this ritual helps them and keeps calm

if this ritual helps them and keeps calm human we have to try it

oh

oh

oh [Music]

sweet is that a Game Boy even better

sweet is that a Game Boy even better

sweet is that a Game Boy even better it's an EMF alarm might be nice to get a

it's an EMF alarm might be nice to get a

it's an EMF alarm might be nice to get a heads up if any ghosts come calling

a pair about before I'm glad we

a pair about before I'm glad we

a pair about before I'm glad we postponed the meeting

postponed the meeting

postponed the meeting you are

you are

you are the data we've collected here are a much

the data we've collected here are a much

the data we've collected here are a much stronger bargaining position

stronger bargaining position

stronger bargaining position really bear

really bear

really bear I know this is the big leagues but why

I know this is the big leagues but why

I know this is the big leagues but why are you so pumped to sell our company

are you so pumped to sell our company

are you so pumped to sell our company do you even know what I do all day while

do you even know what I do all day while

do you even know what I do all day while you're off playing in your little app

you're off playing in your little app

you're off playing in your little app that's our budgets

that's our budgets

that's our budgets it's products approved handle the

it's products approved handle the

it's products approved handle the reckless endangerment lawsuits intrigued

reckless endangerment lawsuits intrigued

reckless endangerment lawsuits intrigued their dip pickled

Department to laugh

Department to laugh

Department to laugh I see and uh by playing you mean the

I see and uh by playing you mean the

I see and uh by playing you mean the research that makes our company possible

research that makes our company possible

research that makes our company possible that is right I'm too tired to deal with

that is right I'm too tired to deal with

that is right I'm too tired to deal with this right now

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh man we killed my sandwich

five seconds

five seconds

five seconds have we or have we not had multiple

have we or have we not had multiple

have we or have we not had multiple conversations about not wandering away

conversations about not wandering away

conversations about not wandering away in the haunted house I know it's just

in the haunted house I know it's just

in the haunted house I know it's just the ghost ladies are so nice you know

the ghost ladies are so nice you know

the ghost ladies are so nice you know how I feel about leftovers if your

how I feel about leftovers if your

how I feel about leftovers if your stomach gets me dragged into some kind

stomach gets me dragged into some kind

stomach gets me dragged into some kind of black girl dies first [ __ ] I am

of black girl dies first [ __ ] I am

of black girl dies first [ __ ] I am going to come back from the dead and

going to come back from the dead and

going to come back from the dead and haunt your bar fridge

they aren't going to go along with it

they aren't going to go along with it

they aren't going to go along with it and get caught up in the surprise you'll

and get caught up in the surprise you'll

and get caught up in the surprise you'll see it will all come out exactly as we

see it will all come out exactly as we

see it will all come out exactly as we can why aren't we just telling them

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] um

this again really

you would do well little sister

we live for the Eternal moment Sherry

we live for the Eternal moment Sherry

we live for the Eternal moment Sherry we are power

it would do well in his sister to finish

it would do well in his sister to finish

it would do well in his sister to finish your task here without further delay

your task here without further delay

your task here without further delay do you ever think that our part in this

do you ever think that our part in this

do you ever think that our part in this what we do might be

what we do might be

what we do might be Unforgivable

Unforgivable

Unforgivable let's start reading the Romantics

let's start reading the Romantics

let's start reading the Romantics we live for the Eternal moment Sherry

we live for the Eternal moment Sherry

we live for the Eternal moment Sherry we are power pleasure

we are power pleasure

we are power pleasure and are only accountable for our desires

and are only accountable for our desires

and are only accountable for our desires and mama who is growing impatient

[Music]

I don't want to go back

I don't want to go back

I don't want to go back [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey

hey

hey all right

all right

all right another nightmare

you and Maddie were talking and

you and Maddie were talking and

you and Maddie were talking and she said something about an assassin and

she said something about an assassin and

she said something about an assassin and then these paper dolls disintegrated and

that seem to more coherent when it was

that seem to more coherent when it was

that seem to more coherent when it was happening

happening

happening right you're still having those dreams

right you're still having those dreams

right you're still having those dreams now we're here I mean

now we're here I mean

now we're here I mean why would you still be having them

why would you still be having them

why would you still be having them unless

unless

unless something else is going on

something else is going on

something else is going on not King it's a lot of thing the hunger

not King it's a lot of thing the hunger

not King it's a lot of thing the hunger wanted a midnight snack and while he was

wanted a midnight snack and while he was

wanted a midnight snack and while he was getting it we caught our ghostesses

getting it we caught our ghostesses

getting it we caught our ghostesses talking about some kind of surprise that

talking about some kind of surprise that

talking about some kind of surprise that we aren't gonna like and sneaking into a

we aren't gonna like and sneaking into a

we aren't gonna like and sneaking into a locked room

locked room

locked room so they're hiding something

so they're hiding something

so they're hiding something or someone

hiding something

hiding something

hiding something how could we possibly what's behind the

how could we possibly what's behind the

how could we possibly what's behind the door why should that concern you

door why should that concern you

door why should that concern you maybe I don't like surprises you look

maybe I don't like surprises you look

maybe I don't like surprises you look like a woman who can cope

like a woman who can cope

like a woman who can cope this could all be easily resolved by

this could all be easily resolved by

this could all be easily resolved by just showing us what's behind door

just showing us what's behind door

just showing us what's behind door number one

number one

number one course

course

course if you insist

you'll ruin the surprise

you'll ruin the surprise

you'll ruin the surprise we'll risk it

we kind of like to know if you're

we kind of like to know if you're

we kind of like to know if you're planning to

throw a party

throw a party

throw a party thank you for helping us

thank you for helping us

thank you for helping us there's throwing a party the ritual

there's throwing a party the ritual

there's throwing a party the ritual can't be performed until the ash Moon

can't be performed until the ash Moon

can't be performed until the ash Moon begins and Emily always love to dress up

begins and Emily always love to dress up

begins and Emily always love to dress up I can't imagine your solution that

I can't imagine your solution that

I can't imagine your solution that department either

department either

department either you can't be serious I think it's sweet

you can't be serious I think it's sweet

you can't be serious I think it's sweet it's like a pre-ritual going away party

it's like a pre-ritual going away party

it's like a pre-ritual going away party before they go away

before they go away

before they go away permanently exactly and

permanently exactly and

permanently exactly and we would be honored if you would attend

we would be honored if you would attend

we would be honored if you would attend of course

of course

of course oh my gosh

oh my gosh

oh my gosh [Music]

[Music]

ball gowns are we gonna go to strictly

ball gowns are we gonna go to strictly

ball gowns are we gonna go to strictly Ballroom on

Ballroom on

Ballroom on the best haunting ever

how's it going in there BBC period

how's it going in there BBC period

how's it going in there BBC period dramas do not spend enough time on how

dramas do not spend enough time on how

dramas do not spend enough time on how complicated these clothes are

complicated these clothes are

complicated these clothes are swear I've been in here for 40 minutes

swear I've been in here for 40 minutes

swear I've been in here for 40 minutes hey thanks for going along with us by

hey thanks for going along with us by

hey thanks for going along with us by the way well what's to go along with I

the way well what's to go along with I

the way well what's to go along with I like canopies as much as the next girl

like canopies as much as the next girl

like canopies as much as the next girl still can't be fun hanging out with your

still can't be fun hanging out with your

still can't be fun hanging out with your former victims

former victims

former victims no matter how nice they are yeah well

no matter how nice they are yeah well

no matter how nice they are yeah well I'd appreciate it if they took it down a

I'd appreciate it if they took it down a

I'd appreciate it if they took it down a notch you'd prefer a roaring Rampage of

notch you'd prefer a roaring Rampage of

notch you'd prefer a roaring Rampage of Revenge yeah all this forgiveness is

Revenge yeah all this forgiveness is

Revenge yeah all this forgiveness is making me Twitchy

you think maybe that's because deep down

you think maybe that's because deep down

you think maybe that's because deep down you still don't think you can be

you still don't think you can be

you still don't think you can be forgiven

forgiven

forgiven I see we've reached the amateur

I see we've reached the amateur

I see we've reached the amateur psychoanalysis round

psychoanalysis round

psychoanalysis round see this is why I blew off that

see this is why I blew off that

see this is why I blew off that therapist

therapist

therapist some things are just too much to talk

some things are just too much to talk

some things are just too much to talk about in an office full of Crystal

about in an office full of Crystal

about in an office full of Crystal Dolphins I think maybe that's the point

Dolphins I think maybe that's the point

Dolphins I think maybe that's the point of the talking yeah except it wasn't

of the talking yeah except it wasn't

of the talking yeah except it wasn't just talking there was this manifest

you aren't saying anything

did I put it on wrong I look ridiculous

did I put it on wrong I look ridiculous

did I put it on wrong I look ridiculous I do I look ridiculous I

think 40 minutes to get you into that

think 40 minutes to get you into that

think 40 minutes to get you into that huh

huh

huh that I could get you out of it faster

are you gonna be late for the ball

are you gonna be late for the ball

are you gonna be late for the ball so let us be late

so let us be late

so let us be late [Music]

foreign

ah

I'm coming

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] looking good brush

what may I have this dance

what may I have this dance

what may I have this dance [Music]

[Music]

[Music] sorry about the way I handled things

sorry about the way I handled things

sorry about the way I handled things last night it's all right I know you

last night it's all right I know you

last night it's all right I know you didn't mean any of it

didn't mean any of it

didn't mean any of it a little bit harsh but that doesn't mean

a little bit harsh but that doesn't mean

a little bit harsh but that doesn't mean I was wrong let's hop that in front of

I was wrong let's hop that in front of

I was wrong let's hop that in front of the ghost honey

the ghost honey

the ghost honey [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] it's not your thing either huh

Emily has always wanted to belong to

Emily has always wanted to belong to

Emily has always wanted to belong to society

society

society I understood life differently

if you have to conform you never

if you have to conform you never

if you have to conform you never belonged

belonged

belonged okay how did you fall for vampire

okay how did you fall for vampire

okay how did you fall for vampire realistic

realistic

realistic I didn't

she's never forgiven herself

she's never forgiven herself

she's never forgiven herself what about you

what about you

what about you I didn't leave her then

you want to try this stupid dance

obviously

obviously

obviously [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

ball we never got because our school was

ball we never got because our school was

ball we never got because our school was a Supernatural death trap

I missed this

I missed this

I missed this I mean not the pulse pounding Terror but

I mean not the pulse pounding Terror but

I mean not the pulse pounding Terror but Parts where we help people

Parts where we help people

Parts where we help people though I do wish we'd figure out why the

though I do wish we'd figure out why the

though I do wish we'd figure out why the ghosts were here in the first place

ghosts were here in the first place

ghosts were here in the first place [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey Laura I know

hey Laura I know

hey Laura I know no need to keep crying

no need to keep crying

no need to keep crying go so move on

go so move on

go so move on you will get your life back

you will get your life back

you will get your life back and go back home

and go back home

and go back home no I am

no I am

no I am I think it's a therapist appointment I

I think it's a therapist appointment I

I think it's a therapist appointment I may have um

sorry

weird deja vu

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey

hey

hey what's going on I thought I saw The

what's going on I thought I saw The

what's going on I thought I saw The Woman in Black

Woman in Black

Woman in Black you

you

you the you from my dreams but

that's impossible right

that's impossible right

that's impossible right [Music]

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

[Music]

[Music] loving me to death or else hate me and

loving me to death or else hate me and

loving me to death or else hate me and still come with me

still come with me

still come with me hating me through

hating me through

hating me through [Music]

didn't you okay

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] where is she hey she was right here

where is she hey she was right here

where is she hey she was right here what's going on Helen The Woman in Black

what's going on Helen The Woman in Black

what's going on Helen The Woman in Black the one wearing a mask everybody's

the one wearing a mask everybody's

the one wearing a mask everybody's wearing a mask

wearing a mask

wearing a mask do you know who she's talking about

do you know who she's talking about

do you know who she's talking about maybe if you're not feeling well you

maybe if you're not feeling well you

maybe if you're not feeling well you should sit down

should sit down

should sit down I'm Dreaming things while I'm awake now

it's almost time the ash moon has begun

it's almost time the ash moon has begun

it's almost time the ash moon has begun gather round for the ritual

gather round for the ritual

gather round for the ritual before we begin I want to say how

before we begin I want to say how

before we begin I want to say how grateful we are

grateful we are

grateful we are whatever you've done in the past

whatever you've done in the past

whatever you've done in the past come to help us now and I think that

come to help us now and I think that

come to help us now and I think that shows

shows

shows strength of character that is quite

strength of character that is quite

strength of character that is quite remarkable

yeah

yeah

yeah sure

it's time Emily

it your last night on Earth are you sure

it your last night on Earth are you sure

it your last night on Earth are you sure you don't want another drink before you

you don't want another drink before you

you don't want another drink before you go the ritual must be performed before

go the ritual must be performed before

go the ritual must be performed before the ash Moon ends at Sunrise otherwise

the ash Moon ends at Sunrise otherwise

the ash Moon ends at Sunrise otherwise we're trapped here forever so

we're trapped here forever so

we're trapped here forever so no

me too too easy to and I seemed him

why is it going into the broach

guys let's go see anything about spirit

guys let's go see anything about spirit

guys let's go see anything about spirit like this

like this

like this is wrong more stay back it's danger we

is wrong more stay back it's danger we

is wrong more stay back it's danger we have to stop the ritual I can't it's out

have to stop the ritual I can't it's out

have to stop the ritual I can't it's out of control

I don't want to go back

it'll take you too

[Music]

away with it

summon us up to ease your mind and then

summon us up to ease your mind and then

summon us up to ease your mind and then just walks away

just walks away

just walks away did you really think there'd be no

did you really think there'd be no

did you really think there'd be no consequences

you

you

you surprise

surprise

surprise not the brightest little one she knew

not the brightest little one she knew

not the brightest little one she knew are we

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] don't

go on are you okay

Carmen

Carmen

Carmen

Carmen hey

hey

hey hey come on hey Karma hey hey

hey come on hey Karma hey hey

hey come on hey Karma hey hey [Music]

wow

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] your heart it's not beating

you're a vampire

why do I take work I've sent all the

why do I take work I've sent all the

why do I take work I've sent all the ghosts away

so did I miss something or did that

so did I miss something or did that

so did I miss something or did that radically not go as planned it was L she

radically not go as planned it was L she

radically not go as planned it was L she was at the Masquerade she knew about the

was at the Masquerade she knew about the

was at the Masquerade she knew about the ritual she knew exactly what was going

ritual she knew exactly what was going

ritual she knew exactly what was going to happen how could she have known

to happen how could she have known

to happen how could she have known because Emily and Charlotte lie to us

because Emily and Charlotte lie to us

because Emily and Charlotte lie to us they had to have known she was here you

they had to have known she was here you

they had to have known she was here you think vacuumed screaming back to a

think vacuumed screaming back to a

think vacuumed screaming back to a hellish nightmare Escape is part of

hellish nightmare Escape is part of

hellish nightmare Escape is part of their plan

sorry

sorry

sorry we will figure this out we will find

we will figure this out we will find

we will figure this out we will find laugh

laugh

laugh why would L do this you heard her

why would L do this you heard her

why would L do this you heard her punish me for what I did by stealing my

punish me for what I did by stealing my

punish me for what I did by stealing my life

life

life but she can't steal anything she's

but she can't steal anything she's

but she can't steal anything she's trapped here just like us unless all the

trapped here just like us unless all the

trapped here just like us unless all the ghosts move on Let the Ghosts are gone

ghosts move on Let the Ghosts are gone

ghosts move on Let the Ghosts are gone all of them except L and Charlotte Elle

all of them except L and Charlotte Elle

all of them except L and Charlotte Elle can't leave until Charlotte is also sent

can't leave until Charlotte is also sent

can't leave until Charlotte is also sent back to the nightmare land like all the

back to the nightmare land like all the

back to the nightmare land like all the other ghosts laugh thwarted her plan and

other ghosts laugh thwarted her plan and

other ghosts laugh thwarted her plan and now that my Spark's in the brooch and

now that my Spark's in the brooch and

now that my Spark's in the brooch and Ella has The Broach if she gets rid of

Ella has The Broach if she gets rid of

Ella has The Broach if she gets rid of Charlotte she could become human and

Charlotte she could become human and

Charlotte she could become human and leave

we have to find her now

we have to find her now

we have to find her now that's easier said than done

that's easier said than done

that's easier said than done Miss Sheridan is Gone Girl not to

Miss Sheridan is Gone Girl not to

Miss Sheridan is Gone Girl not to mention we don't exactly know how to

mention we don't exactly know how to

mention we don't exactly know how to extract a life force from a magical

extract a life force from a magical

extract a life force from a magical broach

broach

broach I didn't want to go easy on those that's

I didn't want to go easy on those that's

I didn't want to go easy on those that's the only case

the only case

the only case terrific

terrific

terrific but L must have the spell already I mean

but L must have the spell already I mean

but L must have the spell already I mean that's her escape plan right

that's her escape plan right

that's her escape plan right so we have to find Elle before she gets

so we have to find Elle before she gets

so we have to find Elle before she gets to Charlotte then Perry can find the

to Charlotte then Perry can find the

to Charlotte then Perry can find the spell to put your sweater back talking

spell to put your sweater back talking

spell to put your sweater back talking about we have to find laugh first of

about we have to find laugh first of

about we have to find laugh first of course of course we have to find both of

course of course we have to find both of

course of course we have to find both of them but if we lose L now then all of us

them but if we lose L now then all of us

them but if we lose L now then all of us later last comes first we can't just let

later last comes first we can't just let

later last comes first we can't just let her take carmilla's life

we could start in the study

we could start in the study

we could start in the study I can't believe I'm saying this but beef

I can't believe I'm saying this but beef

I can't believe I'm saying this but beef cheeks is right

cheeks is right

cheeks is right we don't have much time

I need to get out of this dress it'll be

I need to get out of this dress it'll be

I need to get out of this dress it'll be easier if you let someone did you summon

easier if you let someone did you summon

easier if you let someone did you summon up the ghosts because that's what she

up the ghosts because that's what she

up the ghosts because that's what she said L that you summoned her up

said L that you summoned her up

said L that you summoned her up I think it's possible possible how do

I think it's possible possible how do

I think it's possible possible how do you not know whether you summed up the

you not know whether you summed up the

you not know whether you summed up the ghosts of your former victims who maybe

ghosts of your former victims who maybe

ghosts of your former victims who maybe want some light refreshing Revenge

want some light refreshing Revenge

want some light refreshing Revenge because it was just something stupid

because it was just something stupid

because it was just something stupid that happened at the therapist

that happened at the therapist

that happened at the therapist appointment

appointment

appointment what

what

what she said I could never move forward

she said I could never move forward

she said I could never move forward unless I dealt with my past so

unless I dealt with my past so

unless I dealt with my past so she had me think about L and the others

she had me think about L and the others

she had me think about L and the others and you know there was the usual

and you know there was the usual

and you know there was the usual manifest your issues crap but

manifest your issues crap but

manifest your issues crap but I'd forgotten all about it until my

I'd forgotten all about it until my

I'd forgotten all about it until my issues actually manifested

issues actually manifested

issues actually manifested when were you gonna share this little

when were you gonna share this little

when were you gonna share this little piece of information with me I was

piece of information with me I was

piece of information with me I was waiting for the right moment

waiting for the right moment

waiting for the right moment you know what would have been a good

you know what would have been a good

you know what would have been a good moment any time before the ghost of your

moment any time before the ghost of your

moment any time before the ghost of your former lover killed you

former lover killed you

former lover killed you laughs

killed you

thought she killed you hey

thought she killed you hey

thought she killed you hey come here

come here

come here [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm still here

I'm still here

I'm still here okay I'm still here

we're gonna get my life back

we're gonna get my life back

we're gonna get my life back okay

okay

okay and all those things we want

and all those things we want

and all those things we want every single point on your Five-Year

every single point on your Five-Year

every single point on your Five-Year Plan

Plan

Plan we're gonna do them okay

okay come on let's get you out of this

okay come on let's get you out of this

okay come on let's get you out of this thing

other Emily decoded the spell wrong or

other Emily decoded the spell wrong or

other Emily decoded the spell wrong or I'll tricked her

I'll tricked her

I'll tricked her the Spells she did cast used carmilla

the Spells she did cast used carmilla

the Spells she did cast used carmilla spark to force the ghosts off to the

spark to force the ghosts off to the

spark to force the ghosts off to the nightmare land that Emily described

nightmare land that Emily described

nightmare land that Emily described you think that's where the Brainiac

you think that's where the Brainiac

you think that's where the Brainiac ended up

you think you can get them back

you think you can get them back

you think you can get them back I think the real moving on spell might

I think the real moving on spell might

I think the real moving on spell might do it but

do it but

do it but that means we only have till sunrise to

that means we only have till sunrise to

that means we only have till sunrise to find the code key

find the code key

find the code key and I'll need Carmela's Spark

and I'll need Carmela's Spark

and I'll need Carmela's Spark Olympics getting the brooch back

Olympics getting the brooch back

Olympics getting the brooch back Priority One will also be chuffed

very

very

very LaFontaine knows you're looking for them

LaFontaine knows you're looking for them

LaFontaine knows you're looking for them you know

you know

you know that's what we do

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's done

it's done

it's done we leave tonight

we leave tonight

we leave tonight in three days we'll be on an ocean liner

in three days we'll be on an ocean liner

in three days we'll be on an ocean liner headed for New York

headed for New York

headed for New York ah

You're Gonna Love New York

You're Gonna Love New York

You're Gonna Love New York it's full of concerts and

it's full of concerts and

it's full of concerts and theater and

theater and

theater and life

life

life our life is going to be so much bigger

our life is going to be so much bigger

our life is going to be so much bigger than you ever imagined

what are you doing

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey are you all right

what didn't Stoker's name is going on

so Elkin dream Kebab you in real life is

so Elkin dream Kebab you in real life is

so Elkin dream Kebab you in real life is that a normal ghost thing are we

that a normal ghost thing are we

that a normal ghost thing are we supposed to know they could do that she

supposed to know they could do that she

supposed to know they could do that she sent me dreams before this is the first

sent me dreams before this is the first

sent me dreams before this is the first time she's reached out and slashed me oh

time she's reached out and slashed me oh

time she's reached out and slashed me oh dear oh no no no no no no not oh dear we

dear oh no no no no no no not oh dear we

dear oh no no no no no no not oh dear we do not need an idea right now well I'm

do not need an idea right now well I'm

do not need an idea right now well I'm still deciphering but there are several

still deciphering but there are several

still deciphering but there are several spells in this book which I think those

spells in this book which I think those

spells in this book which I think those are much more powerful

are much more powerful

are much more powerful right

right

right so L's better faster stronger

so L's better faster stronger

so L's better faster stronger can we undo that use the book to soup

can we undo that use the book to soup

can we undo that use the book to soup ourselves up side effects may include

ourselves up side effects may include

ourselves up side effects may include anxiety insomnia dream contagion and

anxiety insomnia dream contagion and

anxiety insomnia dream contagion and death so no

death so no

death so no wait

wait

wait dream contagion is that like

dream contagion is that like

dream contagion is that like sometimes in the dreams it's like she

sometimes in the dreams it's like she

sometimes in the dreams it's like she can't completely control them like I'm

can't completely control them like I'm

can't completely control them like I'm seeing things that she wouldn't want me

seeing things that she wouldn't want me

seeing things that she wouldn't want me to see like just now I saw you getting

to see like just now I saw you getting

to see like just now I saw you getting ready to leave for New York

nobody's going anywhere until we find

nobody's going anywhere until we find

nobody's going anywhere until we find Charlotte

Charlotte

Charlotte the craft here will keep researching you

the craft here will keep researching you

the craft here will keep researching you melon the frat boy can

where's the frat boy that burrito

where's the frat boy that burrito

where's the frat boy that burrito chomping protein powder snorting

chomping protein powder snorting

chomping protein powder snorting gullible mushroom

gullible mushroom

gullible mushroom dope

dope

dope I told him

I told him

I told him the same as laugh okay we have to find

the same as laugh okay we have to find

the same as laugh okay we have to find Charlotte and get that brooch back

Charlotte and get that brooch back

Charlotte and get that brooch back before Elle finishes this little

before Elle finishes this little

before Elle finishes this little reenactment of and then there were none

reenactment of and then there were none

reenactment of and then there were none search every nook and cranny Charlotte

search every nook and cranny Charlotte

search every nook and cranny Charlotte has to be somewhere be careful Mel knows

has to be somewhere be careful Mel knows

has to be somewhere be careful Mel knows this place better than we ever will

thank you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] girls are caterpillars while they live

girls are caterpillars while they live

girls are caterpillars while they live in the world to be finally butterflies

in the world to be finally butterflies

in the world to be finally butterflies when summer comes

when summer comes

when summer comes but in the meantime there are grubs and

but in the meantime there are grubs and

but in the meantime there are grubs and larvae so says

larvae so says

larvae so says think of the trouble I went to

think of the trouble I went to

think of the trouble I went to warning you

warning you

warning you thinking you'd learn from my mistake

yeah because Karma's the villain here

yeah because Karma's the villain here

yeah because Karma's the villain here aren't you the one zapping innocent

aren't you the one zapping innocent

aren't you the one zapping innocent people for no reason I'm doing it to

people for no reason I'm doing it to

people for no reason I'm doing it to keep what's mine

keep what's mine

keep what's mine that life isn't yours it's what I'm owed

that life isn't yours it's what I'm owed

that life isn't yours it's what I'm owed and I wouldn't waste it on some banana

and I wouldn't waste it on some banana

and I wouldn't waste it on some banana Five-Year Plan

Five-Year Plan

Five-Year Plan [Music]

[Music]

[Music] what

laugh

laugh

laugh I saw a laugh

I saw a laugh

I saw a laugh drawing some kind of symbol looked like

drawing some kind of symbol looked like

drawing some kind of symbol looked like this

this

this or maybe like this

or maybe like this

or maybe like this how did you get past second grade stop

how did you get past second grade stop

how did you get past second grade stop for half a second in a ghost induced

for half a second in a ghost induced

for half a second in a ghost induced nightmare give me a break

nightmare give me a break

nightmare give me a break and do you know what it means

and do you know what it means

and do you know what it means no

no

no but

but

but if laugh thinks it's important enough to

if laugh thinks it's important enough to

if laugh thinks it's important enough to send from Beyond the Veil

send from Beyond the Veil

send from Beyond the Veil identify it maybe it could help decipher

identify it maybe it could help decipher

identify it maybe it could help decipher the moving on spell I'll try to figure

the moving on spell I'll try to figure

the moving on spell I'll try to figure this out will you guys go get a life

this out will you guys go get a life

this out will you guys go get a life go with her keep her safe what are you

go with her keep her safe what are you

go with her keep her safe what are you gonna do well

gonna do well

gonna do well young lady stole my life and turned me

young lady stole my life and turned me

young lady stole my life and turned me back into a vampire

back into a vampire

back into a vampire so I'm going to remind her what that

so I'm going to remind her what that

so I'm going to remind her what that means

means

means what about you

what about you

what about you oh I've got the EMF I've had so much as

oh I've got the EMF I've had so much as

oh I've got the EMF I've had so much as peeps all shriek

[Music]

foreign

I used to think you and I would spend

I used to think you and I would spend

I used to think you and I would spend our lives reading to each other

if those lives was going to be

if those lives was going to be

if those lives was going to be LOL

LOL

LOL [Music]

is that all you have to say to me

is that all you have to say to me

is that all you have to say to me after what you did

after what you did

after what you did I meant to hurt you

do nothing

somewhere

somewhere

somewhere this is about me paying for my sins

stop to think if you deserve this life

stop to think if you deserve this life

stop to think if you deserve this life I've watched you

I've watched you

I've watched you all these years

all these years

all these years you've never thought of anyone but

you've never thought of anyone but

you've never thought of anyone but you're

you're

you're [Music]

[Music]

[Music] that's a big talk

that's a big talk

that's a big talk coming from the girl who sent her

coming from the girl who sent her

coming from the girl who sent her friends to a nightmare land

friends to a nightmare land

friends to a nightmare land me

me

me oh no I'm just thinking about myself

oh no I'm just thinking about myself

oh no I'm just thinking about myself oh wait I wonder who taught me that

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] very ladylike Miss karnstein

better run carmilla

better run carmilla

better run carmilla these old houses are so dangerous after

these old houses are so dangerous after

these old houses are so dangerous after damn it

damn it

damn it Harry we never should have left her

Harry we never should have left her

Harry we never should have left her alone

alone

alone no sign of the Spellbook either I take

no sign of the Spellbook either I take

no sign of the Spellbook either I take it your little chat but the ghost of

it your little chat but the ghost of

it your little chat but the ghost of girlfriend's past was a bust yeah I'm

girlfriend's past was a bust yeah I'm

girlfriend's past was a bust yeah I'm getting pretty sick of this haunting

getting pretty sick of this haunting

getting pretty sick of this haunting crap imagine how we feel

I'm wondering if we might be of

I'm wondering if we might be of

I'm wondering if we might be of assistance to each other

assistance to each other

assistance to each other I shared and said you would never go

I shared and said you would never go

I shared and said you would never go along with the spell if you knew she was

along with the spell if you knew she was

along with the spell if you knew she was with us

with us

with us I should have known that she only wanted

I should have known that she only wanted

I should have known that she only wanted your life for herself

your life for herself

your life for herself it was all she ever talked about

it was all she ever talked about

it was all she ever talked about the wide world that she'd been denied

the wide world that she'd been denied

the wide world that she'd been denied the same thing hadn't happened to us all

the same thing hadn't happened to us all

the same thing hadn't happened to us all [Music]

I'm sorry about your friend

I'm sorry about your friend

I'm sorry about your friend she didn't know what would happen when

she didn't know what would happen when

she didn't know what would happen when they pulled me back

they pulled me back

they pulled me back can you help us get them back

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know but we have to stop Miss Sheridan you

but we have to stop Miss Sheridan you

but we have to stop Miss Sheridan you got any thoughts on the stopping foot

it's me she wants so perhaps

foreign

[Music]

Elm Street crap

fine

let's speak as reasonable women

let's speak as reasonable women

let's speak as reasonable women [Music]

so

so

so your friends are

your friends are

your friends are trapped Beyond the Veil

trapped Beyond the Veil

trapped Beyond the Veil you carmilla and your

you carmilla and your

you carmilla and your trigger happy accomplice next sugar

trigger happy accomplice next sugar

trigger happy accomplice next sugar [Music]

but

but

but if you hand over Charlotte

if you hand over Charlotte

if you hand over Charlotte then let me keep this light it isn't

then let me keep this light it isn't

then let me keep this light it isn't yours to keep that's beside the point

let me keep it and I'll bring our

let me keep it and I'll bring our

let me keep it and I'll bring our friends back

friends back

friends back [Music]

leave this place

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] what happens to Charlotte

well I'm afraid poor Charlotte will have

well I'm afraid poor Charlotte will have

well I'm afraid poor Charlotte will have to follow her sister but you know that

to follow her sister but you know that

to follow her sister but you know that was always going to happen she's just

was always going to happen she's just

was always going to happen she's just like you they all are don't they deserve

like you they all are don't they deserve

like you they all are don't they deserve a chance to move on

oh

you haven't figured it out yet

you haven't figured it out yet

you haven't figured it out yet the only way that Charlotte and Emily

the only way that Charlotte and Emily

the only way that Charlotte and Emily can reach their Everlasting rest

can reach their Everlasting rest

can reach their Everlasting rest as if carmilla sacrifices her human life

as if carmilla sacrifices her human life

as if carmilla sacrifices her human life [Music]

[Music]

[Music] so

so

so let's not pretend that you'd sacrifice

let's not pretend that you'd sacrifice

let's not pretend that you'd sacrifice carmilla's life for a few Wayward

carmilla's life for a few Wayward

carmilla's life for a few Wayward spirits

spirits

spirits any more than I would

any more than I would

any more than I would just leave them trapped in a nightmare

just leave them trapped in a nightmare

just leave them trapped in a nightmare you'd let your friends die in here to

you'd let your friends die in here to

you'd let your friends die in here to help them there has to be another way

help them there has to be another way

help them there has to be another way you've had your chance

foreign

are you all right did she do anything to

are you all right did she do anything to

are you all right did she do anything to you in the Dreamscape

no

no I just want to get her out of my head

no I just want to get her out of my head

no I just want to get her out of my head I want to get your life back

I want to get your life back

I want to get your life back well we think we can lure her out into

well we think we can lure her out into

well we think we can lure her out into the open by using Charlotte's bait

the open by using Charlotte's bait

the open by using Charlotte's bait you do that for us

there's only a few hours left of the ash

there's only a few hours left of the ash

there's only a few hours left of the ash Moon

Moon

Moon if Emily and I want to move on

if Emily and I want to move on

if Emily and I want to move on it's our only chance

it's our only chance

it's our only chance [Music]

[Music]

[Music] there you are

there you are

there you are you know impolite to cause your host so

you know impolite to cause your host so

you know impolite to cause your host so much trouble

much trouble

much trouble sure I'll find a way to repay you

sure I'll find a way to repay you

sure I'll find a way to repay you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

journalist

I like our chances

I like our chances

I like our chances so I have a little chat about taking

so I have a little chat about taking

so I have a little chat about taking things that don't belong to us

skip the broom out

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] look at that

look at that

look at that and number three

and number three

and number three [Music]

huh

huh

huh your life for your friends

your life for your friends

your life for your friends don't worry Laura declined when she

don't worry Laura declined when she

don't worry Laura declined when she discovered Charlotte and Emily can't

discovered Charlotte and Emily can't

discovered Charlotte and Emily can't move on without destroying your precious

move on without destroying your precious

move on without destroying your precious spot

spot

spot she'll never be able to enjoy it

she'll never be able to enjoy it

she'll never be able to enjoy it you'll spend the rest of your days

you'll spend the rest of your days

you'll spend the rest of your days looking over your shoulder

wondering if it's my step you hear at

wondering if it's my step you hear at

wondering if it's my step you hear at the door

I've got the brooch

I've got the brooch

I've got the brooch there's nothing you can do to stop me

there's nothing you can do to stop me

there's nothing you can do to stop me maybe not but she knows

some people always forget that

foreign

hello

carb

carb

carb carb

s

yourself together

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

today on Toronto News 9 it's harsh

today on Toronto News 9 it's harsh

today on Toronto News 9 it's harsh reality abandon your childhood dreams

reality abandon your childhood dreams

reality abandon your childhood dreams for the dubious security of a subpar

for the dubious security of a subpar

for the dubious security of a subpar paycheck

paycheck

paycheck spend your days glorifying click bait

spend your days glorifying click bait

spend your days glorifying click bait and your nights letting fear and misery

and your nights letting fear and misery

and your nights letting fear and misery Drive Away friends and loved ones except

Drive Away friends and loved ones except

Drive Away friends and loved ones except that life is an unbroken chain of

that life is an unbroken chain of

that life is an unbroken chain of mediocrity stretching on and on and on

mediocrity stretching on and on and on

mediocrity stretching on and on and on reporting live

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] doors are arbitrary

there's theater and concerts and

there's theater and concerts and

there's theater and concerts and life

life

life wait I know this I dreamed this

what are you doing

what are you doing

what are you doing foreign

let me guess I die in the real world too

let me guess I die in the real world too

let me guess I die in the real world too worse

worse

worse you'll be trapped and this hell made of

you'll be trapped and this hell made of

you'll be trapped and this hell made of dead Minds I wonder if you'll feel so

dead Minds I wonder if you'll feel so

dead Minds I wonder if you'll feel so sympathetic then

sympathetic then

sympathetic then so what happened to you

so what happened to you

so what happened to you I don't want your pity

I don't want your pity

I don't want your pity I want my nuts

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you've seen my dreams have I ever gone

you've seen my dreams have I ever gone

you've seen my dreams have I ever gone down without a fight

foreign

foreign

foreign stuck in an endless loop if someone

stuck in an endless loop if someone

stuck in an endless loop if someone else's damage classic me you're gonna

else's damage classic me you're gonna

else's damage classic me you're gonna love New York

love New York

love New York theater and concerts and

theater and concerts and

theater and concerts and life

life

life oh God my life's gonna come much bigger

oh God my life's gonna come much bigger

oh God my life's gonna come much bigger than you ever imagined

than you ever imagined

than you ever imagined what are you doing

met a woman in the village today

met a woman in the village today

met a woman in the village today he said strange things about you

what's wrong

why won't you look at me carmilla

why won't you look at me carmilla

why won't you look at me carmilla look at me

look at me

look at me [Music]

she was right

are advanced

I can explain I've had enough of your

I can explain I've had enough of your

I can explain I've had enough of your light

light

light or your promises

or your promises

or your promises go your talk of a new life not lies in

go your talk of a new life not lies in

go your talk of a new life not lies in the colonies things will be different

the colonies things will be different

the colonies things will be different no one will know us you'll see that if I

no one will know us you'll see that if I

no one will know us you'll see that if I would go anywhere

would go anywhere

would go anywhere with you yeah

my new friend is

my new friend is

my new friend is waiting in a carriage hello

waiting in a carriage hello

waiting in a carriage hello she's going to take me traveling

she's going to take me traveling

she's going to take me traveling she'll show me the wonders of the world

she'll show me the wonders of the world

she'll show me the wonders of the world no you can't go with her

no you can't go with her

no you can't go with her well I know I know I lied but the horror

well I know I know I lied but the horror

well I know I know I lied but the horror she has planned for you is much

she has planned for you is much

she has planned for you is much worthless

worse than saying that she loved me

Dragon God

well she drank my blood

well she drank my blood

well she drank my blood please

foreign

she'll send someone to deal with you

what is this on repeat

how many times have you watched this

it's done we leave tonight

it's done we leave tonight

it's done we leave tonight three days will be on an ocean liner

three days will be on an ocean liner

three days will be on an ocean liner headed for New York

You're Gonna Love New York there's

You're Gonna Love New York there's

You're Gonna Love New York there's theater and concerts and

theater and concerts and

theater and concerts and life

life

life your life's gonna be so much bigger than

your life's gonna be so much bigger than

your life's gonna be so much bigger than you ever imagined

you ever imagined

you ever imagined hey

hey

hey hey

hey

hey it's okay hey

it's okay hey

it's okay hey you are not there anymore you are here

you are not there anymore you are here

you are not there anymore you are here with me right now

with me right now

with me right now and I have the brooch

and I have the brooch

and I have the brooch if you can just

if you can just

if you can just absorb it

nothing

nothing

nothing of course not of course we still need

of course not of course we still need

of course not of course we still need some stupid spell maybe I should give

some stupid spell maybe I should give

some stupid spell maybe I should give her my life

what

Carmen you can't she's unhinged not to

Carmen you can't she's unhinged not to

Carmen you can't she's unhinged not to her

her

her to them

to them

to them Laura everything you saw in there

Laura everything you saw in there

Laura everything you saw in there it's everything I've been avoiding for

it's everything I've been avoiding for

it's everything I've been avoiding for years

years

years pretending like

pretending like

pretending like Being Human meant I didn't do all of

Being Human meant I didn't do all of

Being Human meant I didn't do all of those awful things

how is it fair that I get this life well

how is it fair that I get this life well

how is it fair that I get this life well they're just trapped here

after everything I've done

okay

okay

okay okay

a

a

a let's acknowledge that L and your mother

let's acknowledge that L and your mother

let's acknowledge that L and your mother share some of this blame and B

share some of this blame and B

share some of this blame and B we will figure out another way a way

we will figure out another way a way

we will figure out another way a way that doesn't involve you giving up your

that doesn't involve you giving up your

that doesn't involve you giving up your life I mean find a way to avoid

life I mean find a way to avoid

life I mean find a way to avoid responsibility

your heart out

your heart out

your heart out there's no other way

there's no other way

there's no other way it's my life for thy Freedom what about

it's my life for thy Freedom what about

it's my life for thy Freedom what about our life together

our future

you're just going to give up on that

you're just going to give up on that

you're just going to give up on that Laura I'm not giving up because we're

Laura I'm not giving up because we're

Laura I'm not giving up because we're supposed to have arguments over who does

supposed to have arguments over who does

supposed to have arguments over who does dishes and cupcakes to celebrate big

dishes and cupcakes to celebrate big

dishes and cupcakes to celebrate big days at work and

days at work and

days at work and grandkids

what is that going to look like if you

what is that going to look like if you

what is that going to look like if you can live like you're 25 forever

I help those things too

please don't give up on our life

please don't give up on our life

please don't give up on our life not giving up

but I can't keep running away

not after what I've done

okay

thank you

let's go save some ghosts

let's go save some ghosts

let's go save some ghosts thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

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seriously

seriously people can't just dream about getting

people can't just dream about getting

people can't just dream about getting audited

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how did you escape my personal help I've

how did you escape my personal help I've

how did you escape my personal help I've been through like three apocalypses I

been through like three apocalypses I

been through like three apocalypses I can tell the difference have you found

can tell the difference have you found

can tell the difference have you found any of the others

funny you should mention that

I've been trying to wake her but she

I've been trying to wake her but she

I've been trying to wake her but she keeps mistaking me for me

this form 83b done

you don't mind taking care of the Deeds

you don't mind taking care of the Deeds

you don't mind taking care of the Deeds right they'll just be like five or six

right they'll just be like five or six

right they'll just be like five or six million Pages you can do this alone you

million Pages you can do this alone you

million Pages you can do this alone you don't need me see you in six years

Laura

Laura

Laura but what are you doing in May strangely

but what are you doing in May strangely

but what are you doing in May strangely bureaucratic nightmare elzapped us into

bureaucratic nightmare elzapped us into

bureaucratic nightmare elzapped us into Nightmare land we have to do the spell

Nightmare land we have to do the spell

Nightmare land we have to do the spell Before Sunrise which is coming up fast

Before Sunrise which is coming up fast

Before Sunrise which is coming up fast well I

well I

well I had away the pages before else at me but

had away the pages before else at me but

had away the pages before else at me but without the code key to decipher the

without the code key to decipher the

without the code key to decipher the spell I've got the code gee

oh

oh

oh yes the symbol do you have the full

yes the symbol do you have the full

yes the symbol do you have the full thing uh yeah I literally have a

thing uh yeah I literally have a

thing uh yeah I literally have a photographed memory

oh my gosh

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[Music] you're safe

why are people always hunting me for

why are people always hunting me for

why are people always hunting me for sport

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okay Circle up you don't need to hold

okay Circle up you don't need to hold

okay Circle up you don't need to hold hands or anything the spell is much more

hands or anything the spell is much more

hands or anything the spell is much more powerful but it might be more cozy that

powerful but it might be more cozy that

powerful but it might be more cozy that way so what happens to us after the

way so what happens to us after the

way so what happens to us after the ghosts move on

ghosts move on

ghosts move on oh

oh

oh um well we'll either find ourselves back

um well we'll either find ourselves back

um well we'll either find ourselves back at the Schloss or cease to exist

at the Schloss or cease to exist

at the Schloss or cease to exist entirely it's better than our usual lots

entirely it's better than our usual lots

entirely it's better than our usual lots I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry not to criticize any plan that would

not to criticize any plan that would

not to criticize any plan that would clearly be so much to our benefit but

clearly be so much to our benefit but

clearly be so much to our benefit but doesn't that mean you have to give up

doesn't that mean you have to give up

doesn't that mean you have to give up your human life

yeah

yeah

yeah well I'm responsible for what happened

well I'm responsible for what happened

well I'm responsible for what happened to you

to you

to you so

whoa what happened to the uh it's a cake

whoa what happened to the uh it's a cake

whoa what happened to the uh it's a cake now don't ask

now don't ask

now don't ask okay

okay

okay all right um let's get this ritual

all right um let's get this ritual

all right um let's get this ritual started before I changed my mind

you think I'm gonna let you do this

you think I'm gonna let you do this

you think I'm gonna let you do this steal everything from me again the car

steal everything from me again the car

steal everything from me again the car really isn't the one who you blame for

really isn't the one who you blame for

really isn't the one who you blame for that

I've seen that moment between you two

I've seen that moment between you two

I've seen that moment between you two over and over again you had everything

over and over again you had everything

over and over again you had everything that you ever wanted and you gave it up

that you ever wanted and you gave it up

that you ever wanted and you gave it up because you were afraid they lied to me

because you were afraid they lied to me

because you were afraid they lied to me carmilla her mother they betrayed and

carmilla her mother they betrayed and

carmilla her mother they betrayed and murdered me you're right it isn't fair

murdered me you're right it isn't fair

murdered me you're right it isn't fair what happened to you

what happened to you

what happened to you but that's not an excuse

but that's not an excuse

but that's not an excuse everything that you're doing right now

everything that you're doing right now

everything that you're doing right now hurting everyone else hurting yourself

hurting everyone else hurting yourself

hurting everyone else hurting yourself it's just because you're afraid of what

it's just because you're afraid of what

it's just because you're afraid of what comes next but you don't have to be we

comes next but you don't have to be we

comes next but you don't have to be we can help you we can help you find the

can help you we can help you find the

can help you we can help you find the peace that you've always been looking

peace that you've always been looking

peace that you've always been looking for no

for no

for no no I don't want your platitude I want my

your life

your life

your life you want your life yeah we know

that's not all about you

that's not all about you

that's not all about you and you're a part of this

and you're a part of this

and you're a part of this stay put

stay put

stay put Nice Shot I had a way to do that since

Nice Shot I had a way to do that since

Nice Shot I had a way to do that since we got here

so you're kind of rocking the field work

so you're kind of rocking the field work

so you're kind of rocking the field work these days huh

these days huh

these days huh I think if we got some more and then

I think if we got some more and then

I think if we got some more and then help you be able to come out more

help you be able to come out more

help you be able to come out more I think I could find some time to play

thank you

thank you

thank you we're almost free of all of this

we're almost free of all of this

we're almost free of all of this you shouldn't have been drawn into it to

you shouldn't have been drawn into it to

you shouldn't have been drawn into it to begin with

we hadn't been killed by vampires it

we hadn't been killed by vampires it

we hadn't been killed by vampires it would have been

tuberculosis

tuberculosis

tuberculosis oddly specific

each day was meant better because you

each day was meant better because you

each day was meant better because you tried to make it

make it I don't question thing

thank you

thank you

thank you for the dance

for the dance

for the dance I wish there could be another but

I wish there could be another but

I wish there could be another but I get it

I get it

I get it you gotta leave with the one to bring

you gotta leave with the one to bring

you gotta leave with the one to bring you

would you like to

do too obviously

oh can we please just move on already

sazu

sazu

sazu meetutu is zero sazu she

foreign

what the hell no

I guess with all the ghosts gone there's

I guess with all the ghosts gone there's

I guess with all the ghosts gone there's no reason for this place to exist

no reason for this place to exist

no reason for this place to exist anymore

anymore

anymore so

so

so it worked

it worked

it worked hooray

sorry about before

I think I've been so focused on chasing

I think I've been so focused on chasing

I think I've been so focused on chasing after your life because it seemed a lot

after your life because it seemed a lot

after your life because it seemed a lot easier than

easier than

easier than trying to fix my own

trying to fix my own

trying to fix my own hey

you're Laura Hollis

and I've watched you fight

and I've watched you fight

and I've watched you fight vampires and

vampires and

vampires and gods and

gods and

gods and even that lady who tried to put us in

even that lady who tried to put us in

even that lady who tried to put us in line at the craft fair

so you're gonna figure it out

so you're gonna figure it out

so you're gonna figure it out never happens next

we're gonna do it together

this goes Romeo and Juliet on us we

this goes Romeo and Juliet on us we

this goes Romeo and Juliet on us we totally gonna haunt your ass

of course you are

well that was a kick

you guys is everyone okay over

affirmative Lauren Carm a-okay

affirmative Lauren Carm a-okay

affirmative Lauren Carm a-okay over front door is unlocked

over front door is unlocked

over front door is unlocked outside

outside

outside you're supposed to say over

let's get the hell out of stereo

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[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

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[Music] I call dibs on window

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[Music] thank you

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and how does it feel Miss Hollis to

and how does it feel Miss Hollis to

and how does it feel Miss Hollis to officially be a freelance journalist at

officially be a freelance journalist at

officially be a freelance journalist at Large

Large

Large I've made a huge mistake what have I

I've made a huge mistake what have I

I've made a huge mistake what have I done I quit my job I gave up my cubicle

done I quit my job I gave up my cubicle

done I quit my job I gave up my cubicle I don't have a plan what am I supposed

I don't have a plan what am I supposed

I don't have a plan what am I supposed to do without a plan

only about half of that was actual Panic

only about half of that was actual Panic

only about half of that was actual Panic so pretty good right yeah

so pretty good right yeah

so pretty good right yeah I'm just gonna go get some black paper

so this is a blueprint the blueprints

so this is a blueprint the blueprints

so this is a blueprint the blueprints they sent over and oh check this out

they sent over and oh check this out

they sent over and oh check this out they have an industrial size cleaning

they have an industrial size cleaning

they have an industrial size cleaning closet and then I was thinking you could

closet and then I was thinking you could

closet and then I was thinking you could put your reactor over here in this

put your reactor over here in this

put your reactor over here in this corner that is a beautiful thing selling

corner that is a beautiful thing selling

corner that is a beautiful thing selling out going smoothly uh we're retaining

out going smoothly uh we're retaining

out going smoothly uh we're retaining executive control of La Feria at

executive control of La Feria at

executive control of La Feria at Intrigue and they're giving us a thorium

Intrigue and they're giving us a thorium

Intrigue and they're giving us a thorium reactor

reactor

reactor ium reactor it's really scary

ium reactor it's really scary

ium reactor it's really scary well it sounds a little cushy it was a

well it sounds a little cushy it was a

well it sounds a little cushy it was a totally legit Adventure you know there

totally legit Adventure you know there

totally legit Adventure you know there were ghosts and a haunted mansion and

were ghosts and a haunted mansion and

were ghosts and a haunted mansion and then you know this weird Netherworld in

then you know this weird Netherworld in

then you know this weird Netherworld in comfy beds and midnight snacks and a

comfy beds and midnight snacks and a

comfy beds and midnight snacks and a masquerade ball look I even have a mark

masquerade ball look I even have a mark

masquerade ball look I even have a mark where I got ghost set look no seriously

where I got ghost set look no seriously

where I got ghost set look no seriously look I know I see it it's good it's

look I know I see it it's good it's

look I know I see it it's good it's there you can you can put it away now

there you can you can put it away now

there you can you can put it away now okay don't give me pity guys Hollis

okay don't give me pity guys Hollis

okay don't give me pity guys Hollis I think you never had a crush on a dead

I think you never had a crush on a dead

I think you never had a crush on a dead girl

girl

girl that does sound familiar

so

so

so carmilla carnstein a vampire again

carmilla carnstein a vampire again

carmilla carnstein a vampire again what's next

what's next

what's next I'm thinking maybe my PhD in philosophy

I'm thinking maybe my PhD in philosophy

I'm thinking maybe my PhD in philosophy hey attend University for 70 odd years

hey attend University for 70 odd years

hey attend University for 70 odd years and you rack up a few credits

and you rack up a few credits

and you rack up a few credits we're proud of you

we're proud of you

we're proud of you you're not worried about how I'll spend

you're not worried about how I'll spend

you're not worried about how I'll spend the rest of our lives together

I figure any two people in a

I figure any two people in a

I figure any two people in a relationship

relationship

relationship Our Lives move at different paces

Our Lives move at different paces

Our Lives move at different paces that isn't the part that matters

this

this

this is here

is here

is here right now

this is what matters

this is what matters

this is what matters and I love you

I love you too

foreign

foreign

okay

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[Music] Maddie hey sis

Maddie hey sis

Maddie hey sis why are you back from the underworld and

why are you back from the underworld and

why are you back from the underworld and lounging in your charmingly bohemian

lounging in your charmingly bohemian

lounging in your charmingly bohemian kidative

kidative

kidative for starters you and I and the little

for starters you and I and the little

for starters you and I and the little engineer that could are going on a road

engineer that could are going on a road

engineer that could are going on a road trip

trip

trip turns out the anglerfish was female

turns out the anglerfish was female

turns out the anglerfish was female before it died it laid eggs

before it died it laid eggs

before it died it laid eggs an alarming number of eggs

an alarming number of eggs

an alarming number of eggs [Music]

all right let's get going