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Alright, let's get back to work.
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We should get go a coffee first.
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What? We just had a coffee.
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Well, now hang on. Hear me out.
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We'll go to the coffee shop,
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get another coffee
and a jelly donut--
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No, dude!
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We got to stay here
and get back to work.
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"No, dude! We got to stay
here and get back to work."
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Listen to you, man.
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I'm gonna start calling
you Benson Junior.
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Dude, Benson can't stand
it when you leave jobs
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before they're even finished.
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Oh, please. What's he gonna do?
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- Dude, stop.
- Fire me?
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It's Benson!
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Yeah, I know it's Benson!
That's how it works around here.
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I don't do my work, and he doesn't
do a thing about it. It's a win-win.
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Actually, it's a lose-lose,
'cause you're fired!
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Benson! I was just messing
around. Sorry about that.
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I'm just gonna go
back to work now, okay?
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No, you're not!
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You're actually fired.
I want you out of here.
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I'm sorry, Benson.
It won't happen again!
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Can't you just give him another chance?
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What's going on here?
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Benson just fired Rigby.
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Why, what's the matter, Benson?
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Well, for one, he
never finishes his work.
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That's not true! I
always finish my work.
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Okay. So, maybe I don't
always finish my work,
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but, you never told me how to!
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How am I suppose to do something
I don't even know how to do?
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I don't know. If you haven't
figured it out already,
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you're not gonna figure
it out anytime soon!
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I want you outta here!
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Benson, Benson, calm down.
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Now I can see why you're distraught,
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but perhaps you can
grant him one more chance?
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No way. I've already given him too many.
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But, he does have a point.
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He's never been properly trained.
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Yeah, I do have a good
point! A really good point!
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Isn't there some kind of training thing
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or something like Pops
is saying that I can do?
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You mean like a mentorship program?
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Yeah, a mentorship program! Exactly!
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That's what I need to
get my life back on track.
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Ah, yes, a mentor!
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That sounds like a wonderful idea.
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So you want a mentorship program?
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Well, I'll give you
a mentorship program.
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Muscle Man, this is
Benson. Are you there? Over.
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Talk to me. Over.
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Muscle Man...
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...do you still have
that mentoring harness?
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Hey, everybody, look! It's Rig-Baby!
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Quit it!
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Alright, Rigby.
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Here's how this mentorship
is going to go down.
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You have to remain attached to Muscle
man for an entire eight-hour shift
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so he can show you how to do your job.
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If at any time you don't
think you can handle it...
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...you can just pull that
ripcord and walk away.
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Yeah! Walk away right back to
livin' in yo mama's basement,
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where you can quit all you want!
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The clock is ticking,
boys, you better get moving.
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You're gonna be the
best employee in the park
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by the time I'm through with you.
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Because we're about to work real hard.
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Alright, time for lesson 1.
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Lesson 1 is always stay calm.
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Aren't you gonna close the bag?
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Save all questions till
the end of the lesson.
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But it reeks!
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I don't care if it reeks!
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Just stay calm and
you'll get through it...
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unless you wanna quit,
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cause that's how it sounds right now!
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Wait! No, no! Don't!
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Is everything alright here?
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He asked you a question, Rig-baby.
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Answer your boss when he speaks to you.
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Fine! Everything's fine!
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If he steps out of line, don't
hesitate to pull that thing.
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You ain't gotta tell me twice.
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Now pick up that bag
of fertilizer, Rig-baby!
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Just sit back and watch a pro.
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This guy's better at mentoring
than anyone I've ever seen.
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I never knew Muscle
man was such an expert!
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Benson, that was so good of you
to give Rigby another chance.
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Yep, that's exactly
the kind of guy I am.
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Lesson 2 is stay cool.
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If you overheat, you
might not finish your job.
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Come on, man!
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Gotta keep my baby soft
skin soft for my lady.
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But you wouldn't know nothing
about that would you, Rig-baby?
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Let me down! It's too hot! Let me down!
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Oh, I'll let you down alright!
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Alright! I'm sorry!
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One more of those and
you're out of here.
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Benson, what time is it?
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It's 11:43.
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Benson, You can't do this to people!
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You better shut up or
I'll give you a mentor.
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Rig-baby, repeat lessons 1 and 2.
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Lesson 1, stay calm.
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Lesson 2, is be cool.
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- Stay cool.
- Yeah, stay cool.
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- Alright, forget those two lessons.
- WHAT!?
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Lesson 3 is the only one that matters.
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Lesson 3 is never quit. You say it.
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- Never quit.
- What?
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Never quit.
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I'm sorry, did you say
something, Rig-baby?
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I said never quit!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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Never quit!
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You sound like a quiet little quitter!
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NEVER QUIT!
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I'm gonna yank this chord
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just like your mom yanked that pacifier
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out of your little baby mouth!!
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NEVER QUIT!!
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Well, we'll have to see about that
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cause we're about to
start working real hard.
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Muscle man, I think that
was the worst day of my life.
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What do you mean "was"?
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You still haven't taken your exam yet.
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Are you serious? The day's almost over.
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Yeah, well your job's gonna be
over if you don't take the exam.
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The exam is you have to complete one job
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to prove that you retained
all the information
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from the membership program.
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What's the job?
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Well, you know how I've been
carrying you around all day?
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Your job is to carry me to that
water fountain right over there.
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I'm hecka thirsty.
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Wait... Wait! No! No!
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It's not as easy as it looks, is it?
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Just stay calm and
you'll get through it.
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Just stay cool and
you'll finish anything!
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Forget those two lessons.
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The only thing that matters
is that you never quit!
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What's the matter
Rig-baby, given up already?
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I knew you were a quitter from
the moment I laid eyes on you!
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Just say it, Rig-baby! YOU
WANNA QUIT, JUST SAY IT!!
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No!
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Muscle Man! None of this
has to do with mentoring!
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You're not a mentor!
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You're just a BIG, FAT, SMELLY, JERK!!
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Well, then I guess we're done here.
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If you don't appreciate
what I'm trying to do for you
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then you don't deserve
this job, quitter!
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No, don't! I'll get fired!
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NO!
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What are you doing?!
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Get off my face! It's over!
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No way! I've gone through too much!
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Get off of me, quitter!
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No! I'll never quit!
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I am not a quitter!
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Here we go, baby.
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If he lets go of Muscle
Man, I get to fire him.
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Oh... my...
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Benson, You've got to stop
this!! He's gonna kill him!
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He's still got a minute to go.
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You've got to call it off, Benson!
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Well now hold on... He's
still got 10 seconds..
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It's five o'clock! IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK!
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Never quit!
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Muscle man, are you alright?!
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Muscle Man?
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Don't you quit on me!
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Congrats, Rigby.
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You passed the mentorship program.
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Yo Benson...
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This one's good to go.
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- Dude, good job.
- Thanks.
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Rigby, I'm proud of you.
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Not only did you last the
whole day without quitting,
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but you applied to what you learned
from your mentor to keep your job.
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Welcome back.
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Nice!
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Congratulations, Rigby!
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I knew you could do it.
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Thanks, Pops.
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Not everybody agrees
with my mentorship style.
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It's even received it's fairness
of criticism throughout the years,
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but you took it like a man, bro.
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You worked hard out
there today Rig... by.
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Where are you gonna go, now Muscle man?
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I don't know.
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Wherever the wind takes me, I guess.
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Probably find a place to settle down...
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And get a burger with a
large side of onion rings.
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See you around, Ladies!
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You wanna get some food or something?
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Sure, dude.
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But you should probably
take a shower first.
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You smell like Muscle Man.
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