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Man, last night was the best. The best.
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Yeah, it was pretty fun.
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I mean, Margaret and Eileen
over for "Game Night,"
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and nothing went wrong.
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No space portals, no video
demons, nobody got hurt.
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Except for Eileen and
I whipping your butts.
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Whatever, I had fun.
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Dude, come on, help out.
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Benson's not going to let
us have people over anymore
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if we leave this place a mess.
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And put down my new
phone before you break it.
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Ok, just a sec.
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I'm making you a new custom wallpaper.
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All right, I'm going to
take this stuff to dump.
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You mean you're going take
that trash to your face.
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Gimme my phone.
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You're lucky I'm in a
good mood from last night.
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A-hanging with Margaret
just-a feels so good
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like I knew it would.
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Laughing together and-a having a blast.
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And I hope it lasts forever.
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I can't believe how hot she is.
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Makes my insides feel
like knotted twists.
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Her pretty face and
those long, long legs,
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and I hope someday we are
more than just friends!
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Oh, Margaret. Oh Margaret!
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I love it when you stand
or sit right next to me.
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Can't you see?
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Your future with me is
brighter than the ocean...
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What? "Brighter than the ocean?"
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If you are satisfied with
your message, press 1.
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To delete or re-record
your message, press 2.
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No! No! No! Delete! delete! Delete!
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Message sent. Goodbye.
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Oh, my...
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Rigby!
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Dude, its over! She's never
gonna talk to me again!
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- Who?
- Margaret!
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I was singing about her in the cart,
and it recorded it to her voicemail!
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Why did you call her in the first place?
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I sat on my phone. It was an accident!
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You butt dialed her?
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She must think I'm a total loser!
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Come on! It can't be THAT bad!
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I sang a song about how hot she was,
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and how I wanted us
to be together forever.
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Okay, that's really
bad. But we can fix it!
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I'll just call her, and say the
message was for someone else!
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Dude, no! That'll make it even worse!
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Hi, this is Margaret...
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Hey Margaret.
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I'm at work right now, so
leave a message after the beep.
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She's still at work.
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Which means she hasn't
checked her voicemail yet!
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Dude... we have to get to her
phone and erase that message.
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Okay, there she is.
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Oh no!
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Burned!
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She saw that you left a message,
and didn't even CHECK it!
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- That's cold, man.
- Shut up.
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Okay, I'll go in and
start talking to her.
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You go in through the side,
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go underneath the table behind
her, and swipe her phone.
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Love it! These hands
were MADE for swiping!
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Margaret!
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Oh, hey Mordecai! How's it going?
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Oh, you know. Good.
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Good...
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Hey, I had a really fun time last night.
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Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, Me too!
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Yeah, you know, I thought we
made a good team, you and me.
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Uh huh?
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We should do it again soon!
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Or, you know,
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it doesn't have to be a game night
necessarily, with other people, or anything.
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It could be... whatever or...
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Yeah, right. RIGHT!
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Righhhhht...
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Well, just let me know.
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I'm pretty much up for anything. Sorry!
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HEY!
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Dude! What are you doing?!
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- There was a bug!
- What?!
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I got it!
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Rigby! Where did you-
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Oh no! My phone!
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Wait, YOUR phone?!
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Yeah, Eileen told me to watch for
calls while she was in the bathroom.
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Oh, here.
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Gee, thanks...
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Wait, so, can I borrow YOUR phone then?
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Oh, I don't know where I left
it. Maybe in my car, or something?
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I can go check if you want.
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Oh, no no! We can get it.
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You're still working and all, so...
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Yeah, give us the keys!
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Okay, that's cool.
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I'm almost done with my shift,
so I'll just meet you out there.
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Cool!
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It's gotta be in here somewhere!
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Dude, just butt dial her phone again,
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and then we can hear
where it's ringing from!
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Dude, shut... Actually,
that's a good idea!
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It's ringing. Do you hear it?
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- Hello?
- POPS?!
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Mordecai, hello!
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I was just eating this frozen ice lolly,
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when all of the sudden, this magical
telephone thing started ringing!
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Margaret must have left her
phone at the house last night!
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Ask him what flavor he is eating!
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Pops, stay where you
are, don't move, got it?
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Oooh, I love this game!
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Okay, we need to get
back to the house before-
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Hey guys! Did you find my phone?
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Yeah, back at the house!
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Great! I'll go pick it up!
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No! We can get it for you!
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I mean, the park is
so far out of your way!
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I don't mind.
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Besides, I'm the one that left it there!
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Fine. We'll see you there!
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Okay, I'll see you...
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there?
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Dude! Slow down!
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No, she can't hear that message!
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Then take the shortcut!
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Thanks Pops!
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One new voice message.
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Please input password.
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PASSWORD?!
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Coffee!
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Incorrect. You have one more attempt.
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Dude, hurry!
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What could it be?!
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Music! She likes Fist Pump!
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Incorrect. You have no more attempts.
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Any further attempts will be penalized.
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Dude! She's almost here! Try something!
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Too many attempts. You
will now be penalized.
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Wait, what?
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Did I win?
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Get up.
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What the?
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Where are we?
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You have landed in the Virtual
Messaging Control Center.
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We are the keepers of the voice mail.
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Guardians of all messages
throughout history.
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Because of your excessive attempts,
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you have violated password law,
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and you are charged for trying
to hack into someone's account.
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What?! I didn't think
that warning was real!
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Oh, it's very real!
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Burn them! Burn them!
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Settle down, we're
not going to burn them.
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Since when have we burned anybody?
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We will erase them... from existence.
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What?!
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Oh, Margaret, hello!
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Hey Pops! I came to pick up my phone.
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Oh, so it was YOUR phone that
Mordecai and Rigby got sucked into?
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Sure....
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so, have you seen my phone?
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Yes, yes, come in, come in!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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We can explain!
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Proceed with your message.
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Okay, so I accidentally recorded this
message on a girl, Margaret's phone.
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Yeah, and we were just trying
to delete it before she heard it!
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But why not let this
person hear the message?
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Because HE'LL die of embarrassment!
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Embarrassment?
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Yeah, look.
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Margaret and I have a really
complicated relationship, okay?
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Relationship?
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We don't have time for this!
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Can you please delete the message?
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- It's over there!
- Thanks, Pops!
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Oh, hey. I have a message!
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Someone is accessing
the voice mail system.
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Oh no.
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Please, I'm begging you,
please delete that message!
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Input Password.
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Saw that one coming.
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Phone user!
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Uh, yes? Hello? Who is this?
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We intercepted two frauds attempting to
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access your voicemail
without your permission.
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The one who claims to have a
complicated relationship with you.
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Don't listen to them, Margaret!
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Yeah, these guys are crazy!
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Mordecai? Rigby?
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Wait, you tried to hack into my phone?!
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It was an accident!
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We didn't know it was YOUR phone!
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Yeah, right!
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Well, we did know, but...
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But what? I can't believe you
would do something like that!
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I TOTALLY misjudged you!
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Dude, just come clean already.
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Okay, look.
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So I sat on my phone, and accidentally-
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He called you with his butt!
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Yeah.
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So I accidentally left you a voicemail
with me singing this dumb song.
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It is really embarrassing.
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So we tried to erase
it before you heard it.
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You what? I want to hear the message!
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Wait, Margaret! Please!
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No, I want to hear it.
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Play the message!
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New message.
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A-hanging with Margaret
just-a feels so good
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like I knew it would.
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Laughing together and-a having a blast.
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And I hope it lasts forever!
- Oh, Geez!
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I can't believe how hot she is!
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Makes my insides feel
like knotted twists!
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Her pretty face and
those long, long legs.
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And I hope someday, we
are more than just friends!
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It's worse than I thought!
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Shut up!
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Do you remember last night
when our hands touched?
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We were grabbing for the dice
and you were laughing and such...
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Not bad!
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...then take a chance on me.
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And maybe then you'll
see how perfect we can be.
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Together you and me for all eternity!
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Please just erase me.
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Okay. Maybe that's a long, long time.
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But a guy can dream, can't I?
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Okay, stop! I heard enough!
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Like knotted twists?!
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That's TOO good!
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At least she doesn't hate you!
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Would you like us to
erase these hackers now?
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Nah. I think they learned their lesson!
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Very well. You're free to go.
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But you could stay if you'd like.
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We're thinking of forming a band!
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Oh, yeah, we'll give you a call.
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Cool, just leave a
message, and we'll get it.
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Oh wait. I didn't give them my number...
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Hooray! Good show!
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Hey. HEY! We made it! Thanks, Margaret!
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No problem!
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Yeah, thanks Margaret!
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Sure thing!
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Hey, Pops. I need to show you
something in the other room.
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I love being shown things!
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So...
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So.
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So, you could go ahead
and delete the message now.
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Oh, no! That song is
WAY to good to lose!
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What? Come on!
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No actually, I'm going to set
it to be your personal ringtone.
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You're kidding, right?
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Nope. That way I can hear you
singing every time you call me.
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So you better call me!
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Okay!
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I'll try to call you
with my fingers next time,
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and not my butt!
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