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I'm totally going to
the bottom before you.
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Yeah right!
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I bet you can`t shoot that barrel.
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Oh yeah?
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Aw what?
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Don`t shoot the barrels, man!
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I bet you can`t get that power-up.
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I can`t believe you did that!
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I was totally kidding,
that slows you down!
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Check out my dude!
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I'm glad I picked the dude with
the more aerodyamic hairstyle!
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THAT`S IT! PAUSE THE GAME!
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My dude's hairstyle is awesome,
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and I can totally kick
your butt at this game!
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You sound pretty confident,
care to wager on that?
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Yeah! If I win, you have to get your
player's stupid haircut for a week!
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And if I win, you have to get
your player's "awesome" haircut.
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Fine, but you better not
back down when I win though.
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Of course, dude, I
never back out of a bet.
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We'll see about that.
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What are you doing?
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I'm dying, dude!
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Get up, man!
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No, seriously, man!
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My stomach is crazy dry right now!
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I must be dehydrated!
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Ughh, what do you need?
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I need water.
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I can't believe how
lame you are sometimes.
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Thanks, man.
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Don't forget to put ice in it!
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Here's your water, you baby.
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Thanks man!
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Now that my stomach isn't dry
anymore, I'm totally going to beat you!
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I highly doubt it.
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Okay, I'll just unpause it.
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What the heck?!
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C'MON!
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In your face!
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You have to go blonde you LOSER-
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Rigby! You didn`t cheat, did you?
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What?! No! I never cheat on a bet!
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Now back to what I was saying
before you interrupted me,
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in your face you have to
go blonde now you LOSER!
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Oh my BLONDE!
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Ohh, that's it! I'm gonna
start calling you Blondecai!
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How many Blondecai's does it
take to order a cup of coffee?
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Just one! You!
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Hey Rigby, I`ve got your usual.
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Can I get you anything, sir?
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Uhh, hey Margaret it's me, Mordecai.
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Um... I like your hair, Mordecai.
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Excuse me.
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Oh man!
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Who knew winning a bet
could be so hilarious!
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I gotta use it,
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keep an eye on my coffee, blondie!
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Jerk.
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Ahhh, it feels good to be the champ.
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Yet... I can't help
but feel bad, somehow.
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He ditched me!?
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Your friend was bashing
you pretty hard there.
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Dumb jokes about your hair?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we've heard them all.
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Normal hairs are always
jealous of our style.
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And you, my friend, have style.
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Really?
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Yeah man! You should
totally hang out with us.
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Hey Blondecai, who are these guys?
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Oh sorry man, we don't
talk to normal hairs.
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That's too bad, 'coz I've got
a really funny joke for you.
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How do you confuse a Blondecai?
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You don't! They're born that way!
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Hm, that was pretty good.
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Here's a joke for you.
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What's brown, black, and
blue, and lying in a ditch?
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Uh, what?
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You, if you don't take
that back right now!
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I'm just yanking your
chain man, it's cool.
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He's had enough.
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Hey, why did the Blondecai
jump over the clock?
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Excuse me.
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So he could get some overtime!
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You know, because you're dumb.
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Anyway, you wanna hang out?
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Nah, I'm actually gonna go
hang out with the blondes.
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Again? What do you do
with those guys anyway?
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We play video games,
watch movies, eat tacos,
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y'know, cool stuff!
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We do those things all the time.
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You should stay here!
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And risk being made fun of? No thanks.
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See, the guys tell me the follically normative
environment of this park is way too blonde hostile.
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Besides, the blondes are really cool.
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But, but Mordecai!
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Hey, come on Mordecai.
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Hey guys!
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Mordecai! You don't have to go!
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Oh yes I do!
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I'm Blondecai now, so I gotta
hang out with these guys.
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See you later dude!
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Mordecai, wait!
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Skips, Skips! I need your advice.
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Let me guess, you cheated on a bet.
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How did you know?
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I can tell by the shame in your eyes.
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It's true, I cheated on a bet and
now Mordecai has a weird haircut
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- and he's hanging out with all
these creepy dudes an- - Rigby,
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you should have the courage
to tell Mordecai you cheated.
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Even though he'll be upset at first,
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Mordecai will respect your honesty.
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Yeah.
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I was with you until the
honesty and courage part.
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Is there any way I
can get off scot-free?
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Wait, you're not taking my advice?
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I got it! I'll just call the bet off.
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Call the bet off.
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Okay.
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Mordecai, I wanna call off the bet.
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What? No way! I never back
out of a bet, remember?
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Forget about the bet!
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We can go back to you being
Mordecai instead of Blondecai!
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To be honest, I kind of
like being Blondecai now.
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Without this bet, I never would've
been able to make such cool friends.
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Well, thanks again man.
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Where are you going?
129
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Oh, the blondes are going to let
me move in until the bet is over.
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What!? No, that wasn't apart of the bet!
131
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Dude, chill! It's only going
to be until the end of the week.
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I don't know what your problem is.
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Mordecai, wait! Mordecai, I
have something to tell you!
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Hut hut hut hut hut!
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Alright great fun run gang.
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Let's go play some video games!
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I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.
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Okay!
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- Mordecai!
- Huh?
140
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I've been trying to talk to you all day,
141
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but those blonde creeps
keep cutting me off!
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Now I know you're trying to
be nice and call off the bet,
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but the truth is, you've
got skills and you got me.
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- You got me good.
- No Mordecai,
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the truth is you don't
have to do the bet
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'coz I chea- chea-
chee- chea- chea- chee-
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Wow, bless me.
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That was the weirdest
sneeze I've ever heard.
149
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Well, it was good to catch up,
150
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but I better be going. I'm gonna be
late for my secret club initiation.
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Initiation!?
152
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Yeah, apparently you get a
really cool ring for joining.
153
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In fact, there's actually only one more
thing I have to do before becoming a member.
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Uhh, what's that?
155
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Mordecai, what's going on?
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I need to blonde an outsider.
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Bl-
bl- blo-
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Mordecai, what's going on?
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We're preparing for the blondening.
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The what?
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Brother Mordecai.
162
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You have made a pact with
the order of the blondes.
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Here's a really cool ring to show that
you're a member of our really cool club.
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Now you know what has to be done.
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Blonde the normal hair.
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To death.
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Mordecai, don't do this!
168
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I have to. I gotta take
the good with the bad.
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A bet is a bet. Plus this
ring is really cool man.
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Goodbye Rigby,
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thank you for helping me
to realise my true self.
172
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No Mordecai, you don't have to do this,
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you don't have to be a blonde.
174
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The bet isn't even
real because I cheated!
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I cheated on the video game! I'm sorry!
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That's all I needed to hear.
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I knew you cheated, dude.
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I was just waiting for you to
come clean to teach you a lesson.
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Oh, so these blondes are all just
wearing wigs to teach me a lesson too?
180
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Uh, no. They're actually
an evil secret club.
181
00:09:06,976 --> 00:09:08,486
We should probably
run for our lives now.
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Get them!
183
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What the heck dude,
those things shoot lasers?
184
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Yes!
185
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Dude, peroxide?
186
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These guys aren't even real blondes!
187
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Look, an elevator!
188
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Kill them!
189
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And take the sacred
ring from the outsider.
190
00:10:01,764 --> 00:10:02,674
Cover me!
191
00:10:05,473 --> 00:10:08,142
Dude, what are you doing?
Don't shoot the barrells!
192
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I'm not!
193
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They want their ring back-
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I'm gonna give it to them.
195
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C'mon, c'mon!
196
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Oh man, that's not good.
197
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Well Mordecai, I've learned my lesson.
198
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Oh yeah?
199
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Yeah, it's not cool to cheat on bets.
200
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And though my physical wounds are minor,
201
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this lesson will psychologically
scar me for years to come.
202
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So no cheating, huh?
203
00:10:44,857 --> 00:10:47,256
Would you care to wager on that?
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00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:51,535
No.
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