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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
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♪ Banana slamma
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♪
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♪ Donkey Kong ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
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♪
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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
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♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
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♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
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♪ Let"s go ♪
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♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
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If this doesn"t make Candy
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notice me, nothing will!
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[Steam whistle blowing]
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Okay DK, get ready,
she"s coming!
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Hey Candy, look at me!
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Mmm, nice!
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So dreamy.
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She noticed.
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Whoa!
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[Sighing]
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Leonardo Di-Ape-rio is the
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most adorable, talented, dreamy
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movie star I"ve
ever drooled over!
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What"s he got that I don't have?
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Well, movie-star good looks,
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movie-star fame,
movie star money.
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I"ve been in lots of movies.
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Huh?
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Every Saturday afternoon I
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sit right in the front row.
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Candy!
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I don"t over-pay you to talk to
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knuckle-draggers, get to work!
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That"s work,
as in doing something useful.
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Famous movie stars like DK
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don"t have to work!
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Never mind.
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I need this parcel to go out
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right away, air mail.
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Then Funky"s your monkey!
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Want me to do anything while
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you"re gone?
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Oh, just one thing.
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Work!
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[Kissing]
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Funky,
you airborne virus of an ape.
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Wait, I"ve got it!
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The end.
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What a finish!
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You were saying, your dudeship?
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I need you to
fly this... >> Uh-uh!
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My flying days are over-and-out.
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I"m writing the great Kongo
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Bongo screenplay.
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Writing?
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Correct me if I"m wrong, but
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doesn"t that involve knowing
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something, like,
say, the alphabet?
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Hey, dude,
the movie biz is where it is!
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Every dude and dudette loves to
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go to the movies.
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You"re right!
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They love it so much they pay to
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go to the movies.
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So, tell me, Funky, what do
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I need to become a movie mogul?
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For starters, a good script!
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I call it Casa Kongo Bongo.
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It"s a romantic comedy, action
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thriller, mystery, love-story,
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disaster movie.
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You want to buy it?
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Buy it?
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For money?
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[Laughing]
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How does "honorary unpaid
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assistant to the executive
producer" sound?
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Cool!
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Mmm, good.
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Hey, Bluster,
what are you doing?
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Let me guess: Funky glued
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your fingers together?
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As it happens, I"m scouting
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locations for my movie.
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What movie?
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I"m producing and directing
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my first feature.
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That"s the funniest
thing I ever heard!
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[Laughing]
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Uh, DK?
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A real, live movie.
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Hello!
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Candy will go bananas!
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And if I"m in the movie,
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she"ll go bananas
over me for sure!
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You"re making a movie!
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Best news I ever heard!
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Can"t a monkey have a little
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peace and quiet without you big
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baboons acting like
a bunch of goons?
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Bluster"s making a movie with
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me as the star!
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I need someone with star
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quality,
not stark-raving-mad quality!
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A movie?
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Of all the nonsense I have to
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listen to around here, that"s
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the craziest!
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A movie?
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What nonsense.
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Hmph!
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So, Bluster, when do we start?
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Auditions are tomorrow at noon.
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I"ll bring the script, you bring
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the talent!
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Did he say noon?
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♪ I"m going to be a star ♪
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♪ I"m going to be admired
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like James Dean ♪
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♪ Or Mr. Bean ♪ I"m
going to be a smash ♪
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♪ You"ll see me on the town
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with big-name stars ♪
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♪ Spending all of my
do-re-mi cold cash ♪
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♪ I"m going to
be in the movies ♪
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♪ I"m going to be a big star ♪
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♪ I can"t wait till Candy
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sees me up on the screen ♪
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♪ We"ll be driving
around in a fancy car ♪
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♪ I can see it now
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the crowd begins to cheer ♪
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♪ My name in lights
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at the movie"s premiere ♪
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♪ I"m going to be a star ♪
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♪ A matinée,
idol worship from afar ♪
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♪ I"m going to be a star ♪
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♪ You"re going to know this face
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no matter who you are ♪
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♪ You see my face
on every magazine ♪
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♪ At all the biggest parties
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I"ll be making the scene ♪
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♪ I"m going to be a star ♪
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♪ A matinée idol
worship from afar ♪
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♪ I"m going to be a star ♪
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♪ I"ll be a star ♪
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Hey, Diddy!
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Oh, this is gonna be so great!
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Bluster"s making a movie and
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auditions are tomorrow!
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Tomorrow?
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This could be my big break!
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I"ve gotta rehearse!
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Should I sing?
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Should I dance?
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I could sing and dance,
couldn"t I!
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Ohh!
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A real, live movie!
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Gotta go, Diddy!
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Do you copy that, soldier?
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A movie on the island.
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You know what that means?
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Popcorn.
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No!
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Uh, it means...
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Well,
King K. Rool will know what it means.
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We"d better go tell him.
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Sir, early reconnaissance
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reveals Bluster"s making a movie
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on the island.
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A movie?
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How very interesting.
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Good work, Klump!
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Why, thank you, sir!
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See,
I know just what he "s thinkin".
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He"s reconnoitring to gain
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domination of the island,
once and for all.
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A movie, you say.
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Excellent.
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This would be the
perfect opportunity to...
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Here it comes.
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Be a star of the silver screen!
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See I told you... What?!
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I, King K. Rool, shall star
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in Bluster"s movie.
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Now leave me alone!
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I must prepare for my audition!
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Ready for the first audition!
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Action!
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♪ La-a-a >> Cut!
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I love it,
you were made for the role.
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Next!
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Action!
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Hi there, I just flew in from
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the White Mountains...
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Don"t call us, we'll call you.
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Next!
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[Humming]
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Oh!
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Next!
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Now listen, and listen tight!
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If you don"t get on that plane
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tonight, we"ll all regret it!
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Maybe not today.
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But soon!
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The goings-on of two little
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lizards doesn"t amount to a hill
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of beans in this crazy world.
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Sir.
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Next!
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Okay!
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First I"d like to
recite a little poem.
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Uh.
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Mary had a little, uh, um, a
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little banana... Its
fleas were... >> Next!
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No, wait!
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I"ve got more!
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Watch this!
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Next!
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Wait, I"ve got talent I
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haven"t even used yet!
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Next!
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Next!
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Whoa!
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So,
am I leading-monkey material?
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You"re not even
nuclear waste material!
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If I was casting for a big,
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stupid ape,
you"d be my first choice.
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I"ll never find my leading man.
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Where"s that certain someone
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with a regal bearing, a noble
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brow, that charismatic
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character who"s charming and
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sophisticated.
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He"s right here!
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes!
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You"ve got the looks, the
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voice, the style!
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And let"s not forget, I'm green!
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You"re more than green,
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you"re my leading man!
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Him?
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What"s wrong
with the way I look?
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Well, it"s not fair.
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Everybody"s in
your movie but me.
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You think so?
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Okay, Donkey Kong, there"s one
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part left, but if you mess up,
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you"ll never work
in this town again!
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Thanks, Bluster,
you won"t regret this.
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Hey, Candy!
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Guess who"s gonna be starring in
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Bluster"s movie!
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Leonardo Di-Ape-rio!
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Nope.
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Uh, Diddy?
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Nope.
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Funky?
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No.
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Cranky.
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Nada.
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Eddie the Yeti?
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Not him!
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Klump?
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Huh?
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Uh, Krusha?
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When I said you"d never
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guess, I meant you"d guess me!
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I"m gonna be the bad guy!
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Are you impressed?
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Sure!
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They say that playing the
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villain takes real acting skill.
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Really?
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Wow!
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I"m impressed!
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Can I just ask
you one little thing?
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Sure.
282
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Can you teach me how to act?
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[Sobbing]
284
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Well,
you could try method acting.
285
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Great, thanks for the tip!
286
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Method acting, of course.
287
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Uh, what"s method acting?
288
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It"s simple: if you're the
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bad guy in the movie, you think
290
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like a bad guy, you talk like a
291
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bad guy, you become a bad guy!
292
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♪ Think about the meanest guy
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that you know! ♪
294
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♪ Is he cruel, is he bad?
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Does he talk real slow? ♪
296
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♪ It"s the villain
that I wanna play ♪
297
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♪ I don"t know if I
can be that way! ♪
298
00:11:32,455 --> 00:11:37,470
♪ If I gotta be bad
I gotta find a way! ♪
299
00:11:37,494 --> 00:11:39,852
♪ Talk bad, look bad, be bad!
300
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♪ Walk bad, think bad, be bad
301
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♪ The villain in your mind
302
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has to be unkind! ♪
303
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:47,988
♪ If you wanna be
good you gotta be bad! ♪
304
00:11:52,855 --> 00:11:55,765
♪ Lies and fibs
cheats and steals! ♪
305
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♪ My treacherous
villainy makes me squeal ♪
306
00:11:58,619 --> 00:12:00,666
♪ I never tip, I butt in line
307
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♪ I never clean the dishes
308
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and it suits me fine! ♪
309
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♪ I"m so pleased
I"m such a sleaze! ♪
310
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♪ This bad guy
thing"s a breeze ♪
311
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♪ Gonna steal, gonna be untrue
312
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♪ Black hearted
through and through ♪
313
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♪ If I wanna be bad
314
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I gotta walk in his shoes! ♪
315
00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:23,102
♪ Talk bad, look bad, be bad
316
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♪ Walk bad, think bad, be bad
317
00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,037
♪ The villain in my mind
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is gonna be unkind ♪
319
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♪ If I wanna be
good I gotta be bad! ♪
320
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[Maniacally laughing]
321
00:12:44,216 --> 00:12:45,815
And action!
322
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I"m King of the world!
323
00:12:48,531 --> 00:12:51,303
And Kongo Bongo too!
324
00:12:51,327 --> 00:12:52,580
Cut!
325
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,858
I thought I was wonderful,
as usual.
326
00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,066
Didn"t you?
327
00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:57,481
What I"m looking for is
328
00:12:57,505 --> 00:12:59,414
more, bigger, grander.
329
00:12:59,438 --> 00:13:01,692
You want this girl more than you
330
00:13:01,716 --> 00:13:03,591
want anything in the world!
331
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,317
No, I don"t!
332
00:13:05,341 --> 00:13:06,318
I don"t even like her!
333
00:13:06,342 --> 00:13:07,319
Hey!
334
00:13:07,343 --> 00:13:08,492
Then pretend it"s something
335
00:13:08,516 --> 00:13:09,908
you do want more than anything
336
00:13:09,932 --> 00:13:11,323
else in the world.
337
00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:13,635
Mmm,
besides the Crystal Coconut?
338
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,120
That"s your motivation!
339
00:13:15,144 --> 00:13:17,329
You want the Crystal Coconut!
340
00:13:17,353 --> 00:13:19,124
Ahh, you"re right!
341
00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:22,196
That"s just what I want!
342
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:24,854
Can I have a few moments to, uh,
343
00:13:24,878 --> 00:13:27,649
find my character?
344
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,203
Sure.
345
00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:31,298
Take 15!
346
00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:36,451
Can"t you two lugubrious
347
00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:39,627
lizards find something
constructive to do?
348
00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:41,802
Just waiting for your command,
sir!
349
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:43,976
Uh, uh, sorry, boss.
350
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,115
[Giggling]
351
00:13:45,139 --> 00:13:47,462
Hey, where"s King K. Rool?
352
00:13:47,486 --> 00:13:48,774
That was me!
353
00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:51,363
That was you?
354
00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:52,709
I"ve modeled my character in
355
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,021
the movie after the biggest
356
00:13:54,045 --> 00:13:56,540
villain on the island: King K.
357
00:13:56,564 --> 00:13:57,610
Rool!
358
00:13:57,634 --> 00:13:58,680
What do you think?
359
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,131
Well, it"s not bad, but, uh...
360
00:14:01,155 --> 00:14:02,546
Can"t you two lugubrious
361
00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:05,342
lizards find something
constructive to do?
362
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,343
[Laughing]
363
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,413
That doesn"t sound like
364
00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:10,140
King K. Rool at all, too weak
365
00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:12,004
and spineless.
366
00:14:12,028 --> 00:14:13,937
You addled amphibian!
367
00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,963
I am King K. Rool!
368
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:18,908
Ow!
369
00:14:18,932 --> 00:14:19,943
Stop that!
370
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,117
You"re wrecking my set!
371
00:14:21,141 --> 00:14:22,221
If you don"t stop imitating
372
00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:25,880
me,
I"ll have your head for a hacky-sack!
373
00:14:25,904 --> 00:14:26,916
If you don"t stop imitating
374
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:29,332
me,
I"ll have your head for a hacky-sack!
375
00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:30,885
Hey, big buddy, take it easy.
376
00:14:30,909 --> 00:14:31,990
I know you"re trying to impress
377
00:14:32,014 --> 00:14:33,025
Candy, but you"re becoming more
378
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:35,338
like K. Rool than K. Rool!
379
00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:37,340
Get that ham out of here and
380
00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:39,342
rehearse his next
scene with him.
381
00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:43,035
Take 10!
382
00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:44,795
Have you noticed that while
383
00:14:44,819 --> 00:14:45,831
everybody on the island is
384
00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:47,937
making the movie, nobody is
385
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:50,111
guarding the Crystal Coconut?
386
00:14:50,135 --> 00:14:54,253
Uh... >> Well,
I have, and I have a
387
00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:55,358
plan.
388
00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:57,384
[Maniacally laughing]
389
00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:00,915
Okay, big buddy, let"s
390
00:15:00,939 --> 00:15:03,538
rehearse the scene
one more time.
391
00:15:03,562 --> 00:15:06,196
And roll "em!
392
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,716
The Crystal Banana is mine!
393
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,614
That"s not the line, DK.
394
00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:14,342
It"s "The Crystal
Coconut is mine!"
395
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:15,826
But I don"t want a coconut.
396
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,690
I want a banana!
397
00:15:17,714 --> 00:15:20,590
And there"s the
answer to my prayers.
398
00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:22,212
Banana, banana, banana.
399
00:15:22,236 --> 00:15:23,213
DK!
400
00:15:23,237 --> 00:15:25,308
Wait!
401
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,122
DK, in this scene, you"re
402
00:15:35,146 --> 00:15:36,917
going to steal the Crystal
403
00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:37,918
Coconut because...?
404
00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:40,196
I"m the meanest, baddest,
405
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:42,992
evilest bad guy on the island!
406
00:15:43,016 --> 00:15:44,372
Exactly!
407
00:15:44,396 --> 00:15:45,960
That"s your motivation!
408
00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:48,100
Motivation, schmotivation.
409
00:15:48,124 --> 00:15:49,653
That"s who my character is, and
410
00:15:49,677 --> 00:15:51,207
that"s who I am.
411
00:15:51,231 --> 00:15:52,587
Oh, whatever.
412
00:15:52,611 --> 00:15:53,657
Lights!
413
00:15:53,681 --> 00:15:54,658
Camera!
414
00:15:54,682 --> 00:15:57,006
Action!
415
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,801
The Crystal Coconut is mine!
416
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:03,805
And with it,
I shall rule the world!
417
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,831
[Laughing]
418
00:16:09,628 --> 00:16:11,192
The coconut"s gone!
419
00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:13,505
Yes, it"s gone, because your
420
00:16:13,529 --> 00:16:15,196
character stole it!
421
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,646
Now finish the scene!
422
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,993
No, the Crystal Coconut"s gone!
423
00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:20,374
It"s really gone!
424
00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:22,376
Look.
425
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,402
Cut!
426
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,836
Hey, why are you all lookin"
427
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,148
at me?
428
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,736
Well, you are the one who
429
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,428
noticed the Crystal
Coconut was missing.
430
00:16:40,452 --> 00:16:41,602
And you are the evilest bad
431
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,673
guy on the island these days.
432
00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:46,055
Those were your very words!
433
00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:47,401
I was just acting!
434
00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:49,713
That doesn"t mean I took it.
435
00:16:49,737 --> 00:16:50,818
Does it?
436
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,095
Any ape who steals the
437
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:54,753
Crystal Coconut doesn"t belong
438
00:16:54,777 --> 00:16:56,375
in our community.
439
00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:57,445
I have no choice.
440
00:16:57,469 --> 00:17:00,793
I banish you to the
White Mountains!
441
00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,381
But I was only acting!
442
00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:04,211
[Sighing]
443
00:17:04,235 --> 00:17:06,937
I just wanted to be
a movie star for you.
444
00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:07,938
Mm-hm.
445
00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:08,939
Well, you believe me,
446
00:17:08,963 --> 00:17:10,527
don"t you, little buddy?
447
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,495
Uh, I hope this won"t affect
448
00:17:12,519 --> 00:17:13,910
my screen credit.
449
00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:14,911
Hmph!
450
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,937
Oh.
451
00:17:29,018 --> 00:17:31,100
Hmm.
452
00:17:31,124 --> 00:17:33,550
This is so unfair.
453
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,897
I would never hurt anyone!
454
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:36,967
EDDIE: Ouch!
455
00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:38,417
Not on purpose.
456
00:17:38,441 --> 00:17:39,970
Eddie the Yeti.
457
00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:40,971
Look at me.
458
00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:42,490
Do I look like someone who
459
00:17:42,514 --> 00:17:44,147
would steal the Crystal Coconut?
460
00:17:44,171 --> 00:17:45,907
Do I look evil?
461
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,565
[Laughing]
462
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,395
Funny!
463
00:17:50,419 --> 00:17:51,396
Not bad!
464
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,261
Funny >> Hey, you"re right!
465
00:17:54,285 --> 00:17:56,884
It is funny!
466
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:58,610
Funny!
467
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:00,094
Hey!
468
00:18:00,118 --> 00:18:01,475
I"m not a bad guy!
469
00:18:01,499 --> 00:18:03,132
I just play one in the movies!
470
00:18:03,156 --> 00:18:04,133
Ooh!
471
00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:05,341
I have to tell the gang!
472
00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:07,929
I have to make them
see who I really am!
473
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,955
Especially Candy.
474
00:18:13,373 --> 00:18:14,764
Bluster!
475
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:16,006
I can explain everything!
476
00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:18,216
Hmm, no Bluster.
477
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,838
No anybody!
478
00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:23,555
Hey,
I wonder if any of my scenes are here.
479
00:18:29,389 --> 00:18:32,161
The Crystal Banana is mine!
480
00:18:32,185 --> 00:18:33,369
Hey!
481
00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:34,370
That"s me!
482
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:37,811
And there"s the
answer to my prayers.
483
00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:46,658
Finally, it"s mine!
484
00:18:46,682 --> 00:18:49,661
All mine!
485
00:18:49,685 --> 00:18:50,800
Pretending I know nothing
486
00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:52,353
about this will be my greatest
487
00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:54,769
acting performance ever!
488
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:57,531
I knew I didn"t
steal the coconut!
489
00:18:57,555 --> 00:19:00,189
And now I can prove it!
490
00:19:00,213 --> 00:19:02,191
Oh, no!
491
00:19:02,215 --> 00:19:04,676
My proof is gone!
492
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,702
Unless...
493
00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:11,476
So, Funky, what"s the best
494
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,581
part about being
a script writer?
495
00:19:13,605 --> 00:19:14,582
This!
496
00:19:14,606 --> 00:19:16,377
DK: Ouch!
497
00:19:16,401 --> 00:19:18,483
Hey, Funky, you lost your...
498
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:19,829
[As Bluster]: I mean, if nobody
499
00:19:19,853 --> 00:19:22,142
wants this valuable typewriter,
it"s mine!
500
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,143
All mine!
501
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,627
Keep it, dude!
502
00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:26,594
"Rewrite this, rewrite that."
503
00:19:26,618 --> 00:19:28,182
Dude, I can"t tell rewrite from
504
00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,046
re-wrong anymore!
505
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,117
That"s too bad,
because Bluster...
506
00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:33,222
[As Bluster]: I mean, I, me,
507
00:19:33,246 --> 00:19:35,155
that is, need one more scene!
508
00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:36,501
Well, write it yourself,
509
00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:39,987
dude,
because this writer is blocked.
510
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:40,988
Permanently!
511
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,369
Very well, but I"m taking it
512
00:19:42,393 --> 00:19:44,336
out of your residuals.
513
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,166
[As DK]: Diddy, little buddy!
514
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:47,167
[As Bluster]: I mean, Diddy, you
515
00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:48,789
chump of a chimp, round up the
516
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:49,790
rest of the cast for this last
517
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,654
scene, and do it fast, this is
518
00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:53,483
costing me money!
519
00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:54,760
Okay, but it wouldn"t kill
520
00:19:54,784 --> 00:19:56,486
you to be nice!
521
00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:57,901
But if I was nice, I
522
00:19:57,925 --> 00:19:59,213
wouldn"t be Bluster.
523
00:19:59,237 --> 00:20:00,283
Huh!
524
00:20:00,307 --> 00:20:01,491
That"s for sure.
525
00:20:01,515 --> 00:20:02,906
He bought it!
526
00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:05,115
I can act!
527
00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:06,427
Mmm.
528
00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:09,465
I just wish I could type.
529
00:20:09,489 --> 00:20:11,329
I don"t understand!
530
00:20:11,353 --> 00:20:13,434
I thought this film was wrapped!
531
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:14,608
Bluster said he needed this
532
00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:15,988
one last scene to make the movie
533
00:20:16,012 --> 00:20:17,266
a masterpiece.
534
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,991
Where is Bluster, anyway?
535
00:20:19,015 --> 00:20:19,992
[As Bluster]: Let"s get ready
536
00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:20,993
to roll here everybody.
537
00:20:21,017 --> 00:20:23,341
Time is... >> Uh, money?
538
00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:24,514
Exactly!
539
00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:26,689
I wrote this scene just for you!
540
00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:28,000
I promise it will show the world
541
00:20:28,024 --> 00:20:30,175
the true King K. Rool.
542
00:20:30,199 --> 00:20:32,591
Well, ha-ha,
in that case, I, uh...
543
00:20:32,615 --> 00:20:35,663
What"s my
motivation in this scene?
544
00:20:35,687 --> 00:20:36,871
You have an admirer,
545
00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,252
somebody who worships the ground
546
00:20:38,276 --> 00:20:39,564
you walk on.
547
00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:42,325
But he"s been wronged,
terribly wronged!
548
00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:44,016
And now, he wants to show you
549
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,433
he"s not the ape
you think he is!
550
00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:47,434
And when you see that, you"ll
551
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,539
shower him with kisses!
552
00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:51,955
There"s nothing like that in
553
00:20:51,979 --> 00:20:53,440
this scene.
554
00:20:53,464 --> 00:20:56,570
Subtext, it"s all subtext.
555
00:20:58,538 --> 00:21:00,274
Places, everybody!
556
00:21:00,298 --> 00:21:02,172
And action!
557
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,865
If you really loved me,
558
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,592
you"d show me
what's in your vault.
559
00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:09,801
You doubt my love?
560
00:21:09,825 --> 00:21:12,769
I"ve opened my heart for you.
561
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,496
But not your vault!
562
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,084
[Sobbing]
563
00:21:17,108 --> 00:21:18,948
Don"t cry, my sweet.
564
00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:20,743
See for yourself: there"s
565
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:22,434
nothing in here I value more
566
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:28,268
than you,
except... >> The Crystal Coconut!
567
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,166
Who wrote this trash?!
568
00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:31,961
Sir, time for immediate
569
00:21:31,985 --> 00:21:34,688
impending evacuation, sir!
570
00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:36,714
[Laughing]
571
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,317
Gotcha!
572
00:21:43,341 --> 00:21:44,905
Whew.
573
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,113
Donkey Kong!
574
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,494
Donkey dude!
575
00:21:47,518 --> 00:21:49,461
Banana Slamma!
576
00:21:49,485 --> 00:21:51,705
Gee, DK, I guess we all owe
577
00:21:51,729 --> 00:21:53,776
you an apology.
578
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,261
Never mind, keep rolling!
579
00:21:56,285 --> 00:22:00,565
My darling,
we"ll always have Kongo Bongo.
580
00:22:02,912 --> 00:22:04,545
DK!
581
00:22:04,569 --> 00:22:06,651
What are you doing?
582
00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:10,137
It"s called acting!
583
00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:12,163
Oops.
584
00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:17,593
BLUSTER: And now, ladies and
585
00:22:17,617 --> 00:22:19,388
gentlemen, I give you the
586
00:22:19,412 --> 00:22:21,217
premier screening of a Bluster
587
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:23,184
production in association with
588
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,497
Bluster Entertainment:
589
00:22:25,521 --> 00:22:28,258
Casa Kongo Bongo!
590
00:22:28,282 --> 00:22:32,124
Produced and directed by me,
Bluster.
591
00:22:32,148 --> 00:22:33,402
See, I told you the writer
592
00:22:33,426 --> 00:22:34,920
counts for nothing.
593
00:22:34,944 --> 00:22:38,476
And roll it!
594
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,685
If you really loved me,
595
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:43,998
you"d show me
what's in your vault.
596
00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:46,449
You doubt my love?
597
00:22:46,473 --> 00:22:49,556
I"ve opened my heart for you.
598
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:51,582
But not your vault!
599
00:22:55,482 --> 00:22:56,977
Oh, yes!
600
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,116
Huh?
601
00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:00,142
[Snoring]
602
00:23:02,558 --> 00:23:05,250
Everybody"s a critic.
603
00:23:09,496 --> 00:23:17,496
♪
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