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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:27,723 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:27,725 --> 00:00:30,230 [dog barking] 3 00:00:34,732 --> 00:00:37,536 [footsteps] 4 00:01:08,266 --> 00:01:10,569 Whew! I think that's everything. 5 00:01:11,769 --> 00:01:13,105 Come here. 6 00:01:40,331 --> 00:01:45,471 ♪ Running my mouth off At the storm ♪ 7 00:01:47,739 --> 00:01:52,878 ♪ Yelling, Man, what the hell Did you do that for? ♪ 8 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:59,183 ♪ And I was watching The old men fish ♪ 9 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:02,686 ♪ And they'd all Give their catch away ♪ 10 00:02:02,688 --> 00:02:06,589 ♪ And I can hear A woman singing ♪ 11 00:02:06,591 --> 00:02:09,726 ♪ And I could hear That piano play ♪ 12 00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:11,495 ♪ It'd go like ♪ 13 00:02:11,497 --> 00:02:14,434 [piano plays] 14 00:02:23,842 --> 00:02:28,481 ♪ Tears will gather In my eyes ♪ 15 00:02:30,748 --> 00:02:32,683 ♪ Hold my head ♪ 16 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:36,256 ♪ And babe you know I'll cry ♪ 17 00:02:37,889 --> 00:02:41,892 ♪ And I can hear That drummer roll ♪ 18 00:02:41,894 --> 00:02:45,728 ♪ As I listen To that choir cry ♪ 19 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:49,365 ♪ And I could hear A guitar weeping ♪ 20 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:52,970 ♪ I could feel Those pipers pipe ♪ 21 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:56,739 ♪ And all the beauty I couldn't see ♪ 22 00:02:56,741 --> 00:03:00,443 ♪ But it just cut me At my knees ♪ 23 00:03:00,445 --> 00:03:04,280 ♪ And I was watching The old men fish ♪ 24 00:03:04,282 --> 00:03:07,817 ♪ And they'd all Give their catch away ♪ 25 00:03:07,819 --> 00:03:11,687 ♪ And I could hear A woman singing ♪ 26 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:15,892 ♪ And I could feel That piano play ♪ 27 00:03:15,894 --> 00:03:20,533 ♪ Tears will gather In my eyes ♪ 28 00:03:24,736 --> 00:03:28,341 ♪ Ah, babe You know I'll cry ♪ 29 00:03:30,308 --> 00:03:32,375 ♪ Like a baby ♪ 30 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:35,614 ♪ Oh, I held my head And cried ♪ 31 00:03:37,816 --> 00:03:39,850 ♪ Come on, Dorothy ♪ 32 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:43,823 ♪ Oh, you know We could go all night ♪ 33 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,702 [pump beeps] 34 00:04:06,778 --> 00:04:08,779 [engine cranks] 35 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:10,647 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 36 00:04:10,649 --> 00:04:12,618 [engine cranks] 37 00:04:13,651 --> 00:04:14,984 Oh, come on. 38 00:04:14,986 --> 00:04:18,555 [engine cranks] 39 00:04:18,557 --> 00:04:19,658 [sighs] 40 00:04:21,026 --> 00:04:22,295 Shit. 41 00:04:29,867 --> 00:04:31,336 [engine cranks] 42 00:04:41,413 --> 00:04:43,512 - [man] Fired? You're firing me! - [man 2] Get the fuck outta here. 43 00:04:43,514 --> 00:04:46,382 Oh, fuck you, Manny! I quit! How 'bout that? 44 00:04:46,384 --> 00:04:48,551 - [Manny] Give me my fuckin' shirt. - [man] You want your shirt back? 45 00:04:48,553 --> 00:04:51,721 Great news. You can have your piece-of-shit shirt back. 46 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:53,389 Here ya go, dude. Choke on it. 47 00:04:53,391 --> 00:04:56,493 Hey, where's my stuff? You guys have my stuff in there! 48 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:58,594 Oh, great, you too, Gary? 49 00:04:58,596 --> 00:04:59,865 Fuckin' dick. 50 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,865 Hey, what do you need? 51 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,034 - Um, a mechanic. I'm looking for a mechanic. - Great. 52 00:05:05,036 --> 00:05:07,771 You just found the best goddamned mechanic in town! Let's go. 53 00:05:07,773 --> 00:05:09,772 I'm driving to LA and my car broke down. 54 00:05:09,774 --> 00:05:11,942 - Those guys would've fuckin' ripped you off. - Really? 55 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,610 - Oh, okay. - Eat shit, Manny! 56 00:05:14,612 --> 00:05:16,680 - Richard, by the way. - Oh. Nathan. 57 00:05:16,682 --> 00:05:17,617 Everyone calls me Nat. 58 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:29,159 Hey, you mind if I, uh, take a couple of, uh, pictures of you? 59 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:31,560 - You wanna take a picture of me? - Yeah, yeah, of you. 60 00:05:31,562 --> 00:05:34,630 You're uh... you're interesting, you know? 61 00:05:34,632 --> 00:05:36,166 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 62 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:38,801 I mean, don't get me wrong, dude. I'm interesting as fuck. 63 00:05:38,803 --> 00:05:40,904 - Yeah. - If you wanna take a picture of the real deal, 64 00:05:40,906 --> 00:05:42,671 like, you came to the right place. Let's do this. 65 00:05:42,673 --> 00:05:44,106 - Yeah? - Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 66 00:05:44,108 --> 00:05:46,476 - Awesome. Great. - This is crazy. 67 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:49,478 - Okay. - Fuck, yeah. 68 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,748 - Nice. - Yeah, right? 69 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,149 - Okay. - Yeah. 70 00:05:53,151 --> 00:05:54,920 This is America at its purest, dude. 71 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:57,590 Oh, nice. Okay. 72 00:05:58,656 --> 00:05:59,688 [shutter clicks] 73 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:00,990 - Yeah. - [laughs] 74 00:06:00,992 --> 00:06:02,993 - Cool, man. Let me see 'em. - Huh? 75 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:05,796 - Let me see 'em. - No, this is... It's a film camera. 76 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,163 - It's film. - Oh, yeah. 77 00:06:07,165 --> 00:06:08,899 - Cool, man. Wow. - Developing and everything. 78 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,433 Yeah. That's old school, huh? 79 00:06:10,435 --> 00:06:12,601 - Yeah, yeah. - Crazy. 80 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:14,171 What are you, an artist or something? 81 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:16,673 I'm gonna start art school. That's why I'm driving to LA. 82 00:06:16,675 --> 00:06:18,007 - Fuck. - Yeah. 83 00:06:18,009 --> 00:06:19,111 - Good for you. - Thank you. 84 00:06:20,545 --> 00:06:23,012 - What's your philosophy? - My philosophy? 85 00:06:23,014 --> 00:06:24,781 Yeah, like, your artist's philosophy. 86 00:06:24,783 --> 00:06:26,983 What's your outlook on the world? What do you got to say? 87 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:30,786 Uh... I don't know. 88 00:06:30,788 --> 00:06:32,755 I mean, listen, I'm not an artist. 89 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:35,659 I'm like a fuckin' piece of shit, you know. I'm a zero. 90 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,627 - But even I've got a philosophy. - Uh-huh. 91 00:06:37,629 --> 00:06:39,628 Three things matter in life. 92 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:43,098 Friends, shelter, and a little bit of food in my belly. 93 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:47,637 Everything else, bro... is fuckin' bullshit, and I'm at war with bullshit. 94 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:50,005 - Everyone hates bullshit, right? - Yeah. Right? 95 00:06:50,007 --> 00:06:53,909 If there's one thing I learned in my 35 years on this planet, 96 00:06:53,911 --> 00:06:56,913 it's that this world is full of fuckin' bullshit. 97 00:06:56,915 --> 00:06:59,849 Hey! Here we go. Get ready. 98 00:06:59,851 --> 00:07:02,118 - Start it up. - Oh. Oh. You sure? 99 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,723 - Yep. Start it up. - Okay. 100 00:07:06,591 --> 00:07:07,560 [sniffs] 101 00:07:08,593 --> 00:07:09,759 - You ready? - Yeah. 102 00:07:09,761 --> 00:07:10,926 [engine starts] 103 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:12,497 - Boom! - Oh, my God, yes! 104 00:07:14,632 --> 00:07:15,467 [Nathan] Thank you. 105 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,267 How 'bout that? 106 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:19,002 I really appreciate it. 107 00:07:19,004 --> 00:07:21,070 Yeah, don't worry about it. Just a loose hose. Nothing. 108 00:07:21,072 --> 00:07:23,272 Yeah. Thank you. I never would've found it myself. 109 00:07:23,274 --> 00:07:25,976 Listen, it's just, like, I don't know, maybe a hundred bucks? 110 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:29,045 Yeah, yeah. Of course, man. Uh... 111 00:07:29,047 --> 00:07:31,748 - I'm fuckin' with you, man. - What? What the...? 112 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,283 I'm fuckin' with you. Don't worry about it. 113 00:07:33,285 --> 00:07:36,853 Oh, my God, dude, that's so generous. Thank you. 114 00:07:36,855 --> 00:07:40,656 - I wish there was something I could do for you. - Oh. There totally is. 115 00:07:40,658 --> 00:07:43,793 I'm going about 45 minutes up the road, town called Alpine. 116 00:07:43,795 --> 00:07:46,062 - Okay. - If you wouldn't mind just giving me a ride. 117 00:07:46,064 --> 00:07:48,565 You can drop me on the side of the highway near the town. That'd be fine. 118 00:07:48,567 --> 00:07:50,132 I just need to get there pretty quick. 119 00:07:50,134 --> 00:07:53,969 Um... I don't... I don't know, man. 120 00:07:53,971 --> 00:07:55,805 Yeah. 121 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:57,940 - I don't know you... - Enough said. I get it. You don't know me. 122 00:07:57,942 --> 00:08:00,844 You know, I'm a stranger. You don't want me in your car. 123 00:08:00,846 --> 00:08:04,079 But look. Look in my eyes, man. I have very kind eyes. 124 00:08:04,081 --> 00:08:05,884 - Mm-hmm. - I'm a good guy. 125 00:08:07,052 --> 00:08:09,222 - What d'ya say? - Um... 126 00:08:12,257 --> 00:08:15,291 You know what? Yeah. Yeah, hop on in. 127 00:08:15,293 --> 00:08:18,163 - Come on. - Fuck, yeah! Yes! You just made my day, man. 128 00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:23,265 [Richard] You want a road brew? 129 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:26,635 No-no, I'm good. I, I don't, uh... not while I'm driving. 130 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:28,605 - But you're more than welcome to do it. - All right. 131 00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:34,176 You know, keep it low, just in case there's any, uh, cops or anything. 132 00:08:34,178 --> 00:08:37,747 Don't worry about it. I'm pretty much at professional level at drinking and driving. 133 00:08:37,749 --> 00:08:41,217 [chuckles] Well, good thing you're not driving. 134 00:08:41,219 --> 00:08:44,186 [chuckles] So what's your story, you party? 135 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:46,222 Yeah. I mean, I go to parties often. 136 00:08:46,224 --> 00:08:49,258 [laughing] 137 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,960 - What? - Nah. 138 00:08:50,962 --> 00:08:53,662 I don't mean, do you go to parties, like a sweet 16. 139 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:55,665 I mean, do you party, like, do you do drugs? 140 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,700 Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 141 00:08:57,702 --> 00:09:00,369 - Cool. Fuck, yeah. - Yeah. Weed and drink. 142 00:09:00,371 --> 00:09:01,938 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 143 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:03,373 - Well, that's good news. - Yeah? 144 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:07,276 'Cause I happen to have a pretty rad jazz cigarette. 145 00:09:07,278 --> 00:09:09,145 - Wow, that's awesome, man. - Yeah. 146 00:09:09,147 --> 00:09:11,348 - You wanna piece of this? - No, I'm driving. I don't smoke... 147 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,153 - Mind if I smoke it? - No, not at all. Please, go for it. 148 00:09:15,653 --> 00:09:16,855 So, where you headed, man? 149 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:20,890 - Vegas. - Vegas. 150 00:09:20,892 --> 00:09:24,094 Yeah. Bright lights, beautiful women. 151 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,195 - Cool. - It's the perfect place to start over. 152 00:09:26,197 --> 00:09:28,031 - That's awesome, man. - Yeah. 153 00:09:28,033 --> 00:09:30,666 Yeah. I've never been to Vegas. 154 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,835 - You've never been to Vegas? - No, no, no, no, no. Never. 155 00:09:32,837 --> 00:09:35,171 - Oh, dude, you gotta go to Vegas. - Yeah. I know. 156 00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:37,339 I wanna go for my 21st birthday. 157 00:09:37,341 --> 00:09:39,275 I know it's cliché and all that, but, you know? 158 00:09:39,277 --> 00:09:40,944 - Dude, that's smart. - Right? 159 00:09:40,946 --> 00:09:43,246 - All of the best stuff in Vegas, you gotta be 21. - Yeah. 160 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:46,882 The bars, the casinos, gambling, strip clubs. 161 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:49,252 Dude, all the best hookers are at strip clubs. 162 00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:50,420 - Good to know. - Yeah. 163 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:53,022 - Uh, good to know. - Oh. 164 00:09:53,024 --> 00:09:54,690 Thank you. 165 00:09:54,692 --> 00:09:57,060 Maybe if I'm there, I'll look you up and we can hang out. 166 00:09:57,062 --> 00:09:59,365 Yeah. Sure. 167 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:03,266 Tell you what. 168 00:10:03,268 --> 00:10:04,968 I'm done with all this bullshit. 169 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:08,137 Nothing for miles, small-town nonsense. 170 00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:09,939 Fuckin' assholes at work. 171 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,840 Shitty jobs. 172 00:10:11,842 --> 00:10:13,245 Fuckin' terrible people. 173 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,917 Vegas, baby. [laughs] From that movie? 174 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:26,855 So, it's this building right here. 175 00:10:26,857 --> 00:10:27,991 - Oh, awesome. - Yeah. 176 00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:30,126 - Pull up right here on the right. - Great. 177 00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:32,127 Thank you so much, Nat. 178 00:10:32,129 --> 00:10:34,296 This is... You really did me such a solid. 179 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:35,799 - I appreciate it. - No problem. 180 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,033 - You take care of yourself. - You take care of yourself. 181 00:10:38,035 --> 00:10:40,236 This baby's gonna get you to LA no problem now. Don't you worry. 182 00:10:40,238 --> 00:10:41,838 Thanks to you, man. 183 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,706 Keep your dick dry out there. You know what I'm saying? 184 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:44,840 - Okay. - Wrap it up. 185 00:10:44,842 --> 00:10:46,945 All right. I will. 186 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:58,256 [Richard] Fuck! 187 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:08,134 Hey, man, what's up? 188 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,434 The whole thing's closed. 189 00:11:11,436 --> 00:11:13,402 I don't even think the fuckin' busses come here anymore. 190 00:11:13,404 --> 00:11:15,171 - What the hell? - What? 191 00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:17,206 Yeah. Fuck me. 192 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:21,478 Oh, shit, man. Well, uh, what're you gonna do? 193 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,414 I-I'll probably just stay here the night, and hitch in the morning. 194 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:26,018 It's, like, not a big deal. 195 00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:33,022 You know what? Um, I'm staying in Marfa tonight. 196 00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:35,224 If you wanna join... I don't know if they have a bus station, 197 00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:36,493 but it's closer to Vegas. 198 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,194 - You wouldn't mind, for real? - Yeah, man. 199 00:11:38,196 --> 00:11:39,298 It'd be nice to have some company. 200 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:42,065 Okay. Here's one. 201 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,233 What's your favorite movie of all time? 202 00:11:44,235 --> 00:11:45,801 The Graduate. Done. 203 00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:46,770 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 204 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,103 - Never seen it. - Really? 205 00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:49,839 I don't even know what it is. The Graduate? 206 00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:51,507 - Dustin Hoffman. You know... - I'll check it out. 207 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:53,376 What about you? What's your favorite movie? 208 00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:57,113 Uh, Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift. 209 00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:59,983 - Really? - Oh, yeah. That movie is crazy. 210 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,084 It's about these guys and they race all these cars. 211 00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:04,454 And they, like, they drift the cars. 212 00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:07,190 I mean, they're... they're all right... those movies, to be honest. 213 00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:09,224 - I mean... - Fast and Furious One and Two? 214 00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:11,127 Fuckin' the best movies I've ever seen. 215 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,563 I mean, they, like, they lost their steam, 216 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,531 like, by the time they got to, like, six. 217 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:17,233 I think they're on, like, eight now. 218 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,234 Wait. 219 00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:20,936 There's more of those fuckin' movies? 220 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,472 Yeah. There's, like, eight more. 221 00:12:22,474 --> 00:12:25,007 Are you fucking... Oh, my God! 222 00:12:25,009 --> 00:12:26,542 - Yeah, they added... - That's fuckin' amazing! 223 00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:28,243 They got Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. 224 00:12:28,245 --> 00:12:29,546 - The Rock... - Yeah. 225 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:30,647 - ...from wrestling... - Yeah. 226 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,182 - ...is in The Fast and Furious? - Yeah, I mean, yeah. 227 00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:34,818 Fuck. He's like my favorite wrestler... 228 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,219 It was sad when the guy died, the main guy. 229 00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:38,153 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't tell me. 230 00:12:38,155 --> 00:12:40,190 - Who... In the movie? - No, no, not in the movie. 231 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,090 - Vin Diesel? - Not Vin Diesel, the other guy, 232 00:12:42,092 --> 00:12:43,425 - but in real life. - Brian? 233 00:12:43,427 --> 00:12:45,195 - Yeah. - Brian died in real life? 234 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,129 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. Wow. 235 00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:50,366 They CGI'd his face 'cause he, like, only shot half of the movie, 236 00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:53,102 and they did the rest with his brothers. 237 00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:54,369 Very touching. 238 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:56,375 - Dude, you are fucking blowing my mind. - Yeah. 239 00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,343 We need some tunes up in this bitch, right? 240 00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:01,877 Yeah, oh, totally. 241 00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:03,378 - Let's get it goin'. - My girlfriend... 242 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:06,882 Well, ex-girlfriend, gave me this iPod as a going-away gift. 243 00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:09,118 - All right, let's see what we got. - Yeah, check it out. 244 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,887 Any Aerosmith on here? 245 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:13,388 Uh, I don't know. I haven't actually looked at it. 246 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,025 Well, I hope there is, because I'm in the mood for Aerosmith. 247 00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:18,594 - Ooh. I have an update. - What? 248 00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,129 Your ex has shit taste in music. This is garbage. 249 00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,464 Yeah. No, I know. 250 00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:24,533 There's, like, three Indigo Girls records on here. 251 00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:26,102 - [laughs] - Is that why you dumped her? 252 00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,603 - 'Cause I get it. - No. 253 00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:30,339 No, no, no, no, no. She, uh, she dumped me. 254 00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:32,307 Or, well, no, it was kind of mutual. 255 00:13:32,309 --> 00:13:33,943 She made the decision. Um... 256 00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:36,079 Ew. This is not sounding good. 257 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,547 No, no, no, no, seriously. It was the right decision. 258 00:13:38,549 --> 00:13:40,282 So I'm-I'm totally fine with it. 259 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:41,917 Say no more. I get it. 260 00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:45,220 I'm just excited to start this new phase, this new path. 261 00:13:45,222 --> 00:13:47,089 Yeah. You should be. 262 00:13:47,091 --> 00:13:48,657 You're going to fuckin' art school, dude. 263 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:50,493 'Cause you know what art school is full of? 264 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:54,030 Hot girls, who, like, have those weird, chunky, black glasses 265 00:13:54,032 --> 00:13:57,432 - and, like, black bangs and all this shit. - Yeah, it's... 266 00:13:57,434 --> 00:14:00,469 All they're into is, like, doing threesomes and being lesbians for a minute. 267 00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:02,171 - Wow. - Like, you're gonna get crazy-laid. 268 00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:03,473 You eat pussy, dude? 269 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,142 - [laughs] Yeah. - Okay, good. 270 00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:10,479 If there's one thing you walk away from this conversation with is, you've gotta eat that pussy. 271 00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:13,449 You know, it's like, my-my last girlfriend, she didn't really like getting eaten out... 272 00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,450 Okay. Time out. Time out. 273 00:14:15,452 --> 00:14:17,420 Time out. I'm gonna stop you right there. 274 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:20,223 She likes getting eaten out. You're just bad at it. 275 00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:21,657 Well, here's the thing, okay? 276 00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:24,227 The honest truth, you want the honest truth right here? 277 00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:26,094 She's the only person I've ever been with. 278 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,031 Oh, dude, that's not embarrassing. 279 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,932 You're fuckin'... What are you, 19 years old you said? 280 00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:31,501 - Yeah. - Yeah. That's fine. 281 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,435 Fuck, I wish I had that. 282 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,174 I fucked a bunch of dummies before I fucked the one true love of my life. 283 00:14:37,341 --> 00:14:38,276 Shit, man. 284 00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:43,646 This is embarrassing. Fu... Fuck. I can't even believe I'm about to tell you this. 285 00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:45,480 No, come on, tell me. 286 00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:48,685 I'm still, like, hung up on this girl from when I was 15 years old. 287 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,454 - I'm talkin' like 25 years ago, man. - Wow. 288 00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:53,623 My high school sweetheart... Sharon was her name... 289 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:57,326 Ooh. She had, like, this beautiful angelic face. 290 00:14:57,328 --> 00:15:01,030 - We just got each other. You know what I mean? - Yeah. 291 00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:03,199 I feel like in an alternative universe, 292 00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:07,570 - we'd be married and have kids and be real happy, you know? - Yeah. 293 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:09,973 It's, like, there was this fork in the road, 294 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,675 and on one side was this beautiful paradise with Sharon, 295 00:15:13,677 --> 00:15:19,482 and on the other fuckin' side, is just, like, 25 years of fuckin' shit. 296 00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:24,020 And I don't know why, but I fuckin' chose the 25 years of shit. 297 00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:26,622 And sometimes I'm laying in bed, trying to fall asleep, 298 00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:29,291 and I just think about that universe with her, 299 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:32,228 where it's just us and we're happy. 300 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,031 And I don't know what the fuck happened, man. You know? 301 00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,435 Wow. 302 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,229 Dude, is this the hotel? 303 00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:08,698 Yeah. I rented out one of those trailers. 304 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,666 Oh, no. I spent my whole life trying to get out of a fuckin' trailer park. 305 00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:13,636 Now you're gonna make me sleep in one again? 306 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:18,306 What is this, some kinda fake poverty bullshit your generation's into? 307 00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:23,079 I know it's corny and all, but, you know, it's just fun. 308 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:25,781 Hey, I gotta check in. Do you wanna come in with me, or do you wanna wait out here? 309 00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:30,052 Uh, no thanks. I saw a bar couple blocks back. 310 00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:33,224 - Why don't you meet me there in 30. - Uh, okay. 311 00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:57,713 ♪ So sometimes I'm all right ♪ 312 00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:01,818 ♪ And sometimes I get you off my mind ♪ 313 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:05,688 ♪ But other times All I do is cry ♪ 314 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,623 - Richard. - Hey. 315 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,125 - Hey, how's it goin', man? - Good. What, did you get lost? 316 00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:13,395 Oh, no. That ex I was telling you about, she called. 317 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:17,132 - Dude, you gotta cut her loose. - I know. 318 00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:20,169 - You're over 21, right? - Mm-hmm. 319 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,370 What'll you have? 320 00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:25,740 - We'll, uh, we'll get two whiskeys. - Yep. 321 00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:29,114 - Holy shit, I didn't get carded. - Yeah, okay, be cool. 322 00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:32,280 - Thank you so much. - Yeah, thank you. 323 00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:34,619 - Cheers. - Cheers. 324 00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:38,423 - Oh! - [clears throat] 325 00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:43,191 - We'll do two more of these. Make 'em doubles. - Yeah. 326 00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:44,128 Thank you. 327 00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:47,697 - Mmm. - Fuck. 328 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:51,700 - What? - I'm sorry, dude. 329 00:17:51,702 --> 00:17:54,569 - I just did a real fuckin' dick thing. - No, what did you do? 330 00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:57,273 I ordered a bunch of drinks, and I've only got ten bucks in my pocket. 331 00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:59,208 Oh, come on, don't worry about it, man. I got the drinks. 332 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,343 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 333 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,677 You've already been so fuckin' nice to me. 334 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,845 Giving me a ride, and all this other stuff. 335 00:18:03,847 --> 00:18:05,413 It's all good. Don't worry about it. 336 00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:06,815 - No, no, no. - What? 337 00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:08,517 Don't flash that kind of money in a place like this. 338 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,219 - What'd you do, fuckin' rob a bank? - No. 339 00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:12,787 Jesus Christ. 340 00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:15,423 - Are you fuckin' rich? - No. 341 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,595 Oh, thank you. 342 00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:19,327 Your parents are rich. 343 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:22,265 - Well, I mean, they're like upper-middle class-ish. - Right? 344 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,535 I fuckin' nail... I nailed it, man. I got your number. 345 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,304 So, I've had, like, a pretty sheltered life. 346 00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:30,506 Everything's planned out for me. 347 00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:33,209 You do well on your SAT's. Graduate high school. 348 00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:34,943 You go to college. You get a job. 349 00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,279 You get married. Blah, blah, blah. 350 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:42,785 And that's fine for some people, but that type of life doesn't interest me at all. 351 00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:44,487 Yeah, I get it. 352 00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,322 No one had a plan for me. 353 00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,890 Nobody fuckin' expected anything out of my life. 354 00:18:47,892 --> 00:18:49,324 Yeah. And-And see? That's-That's my point. 355 00:18:49,326 --> 00:18:54,330 You're one of the realest people I think I've ever met in my entire life. 356 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,731 And I-I guess that's what I'm trying to do with my photography. 357 00:18:56,733 --> 00:19:03,372 I'm trying to get to... to the-the heart of real America, you know? 358 00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:05,641 And I feel like being in here in this place 359 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:08,844 with you right now, with all these people around, that this is real America. 360 00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:10,379 Nat, I have an update. 361 00:19:10,381 --> 00:19:13,815 I think this might be the asshole of real America. 362 00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:15,383 You're a good kid, Nat. I like you. 363 00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,553 - Thank you. - Yeah. 364 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:19,822 I think the universe brought us together for a reason, you know? 365 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,356 - Yeah? - Yeah. 366 00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:23,959 I will fuckin' rip the condom off of your mind, dude, 367 00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:27,697 so you can fuck this world raw. 368 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,600 I wanna see you fuckin' raw-dog this world, man. 369 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:31,834 That's what you're doing. 370 00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:33,572 [both laughing] 371 00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:44,980 Fuck the world raw. 372 00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:47,016 [man] Did you guys just fuckin' see that? 373 00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,718 - Fuckin' kid just took our photo. - That's funny. 374 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,287 Hey. You just take my fuckin' photo? 375 00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:54,257 What the fuck are you thinkin'? 376 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,958 I-I'm sorry, yeah. 377 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,526 What the fuck are you doin'? Erase that. 378 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:00,363 Got any fuckin' manners? 379 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,731 This is a film camera. I can't erase it. 380 00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:04,533 - Give me the fuckin camera. - No, stop! 381 00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:07,769 Hey, leave the kid alone, okay? He didn't mean anything by it. 382 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,038 What the fuck are you gonna do about it, huh? 383 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,843 Okay. Just go back to your game and play pool with your bros. 384 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,745 Uncle Joe, Ryan, come here. 385 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,646 You wanna meet my boys? 386 00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:19,448 Hey, Richard. Come on. Let's go. Let's just leave. 387 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,749 Oh, no, no. Hang on, Nat. 388 00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:23,486 I'm about to meet Uncle Joe and Ryan. 389 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,789 You are. 390 00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,459 [Nat] Richard. 391 00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:33,496 Richard, come on, let's go. Please. I'm so sorry. 392 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,567 Richard, please? I'm so sorry. 393 00:20:39,002 --> 00:20:41,737 Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna go. 394 00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:45,007 - What do you mean you're gonna fuckin' go? - [Nat] I'm sorry. 395 00:20:45,009 --> 00:20:46,310 Thank you, ma'am. 396 00:20:48,512 --> 00:20:51,314 - Sorry for the disturbance. - Fuckin' pussy. 397 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,681 - Ooh. One sec. - Li'l fuckin' baby. 398 00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:53,884 [Nat] What? 399 00:20:55,353 --> 00:20:57,990 - [Nat] Oh, my God! - [Richard] Run! 400 00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:01,460 Go, go, run! 401 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:05,564 I think we lost 'em. 402 00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:09,632 [laughing] 403 00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:10,932 Oh, my God. 404 00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:13,035 Did you see that guy's face when I hit him? 405 00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:15,504 Oh, fuck, man. 406 00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:17,640 - That... That was... That was cra... - Did you get your camera? 407 00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,374 Yeah, I got it. I got my camera. 408 00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:20,776 That was crazy though. 409 00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:23,879 That was not crazy. That was just a bar fight. 410 00:21:23,881 --> 00:21:25,980 Come on. You've never been in a fight before? 411 00:21:25,982 --> 00:21:27,449 How are you so calm right now? 412 00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,817 How are you not? 413 00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:31,120 You know what? Drink the rest of this, okay? 414 00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:33,355 - You need to relax, buddy. - Yeah. [laughs] 415 00:21:33,357 --> 00:21:35,891 I'll be back here, taking a piss! 416 00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:38,361 Hey, don't come back here unless you wanna see my dick. 417 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,701 I don't wanna see your... Ha ha! I'm so drunk right now. 418 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,603 Hey, you think those guys are gonna find us? 419 00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:49,705 - [urinating] - The guys from the bar? 420 00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:52,574 Fuck, no. And by the way, if they do, guess what. 421 00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:53,742 We'll just kick their fuckin' asses. 422 00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:55,009 - Yeah? That's right. - Boom! 423 00:21:55,011 --> 00:21:58,517 - You fuckin' hit him so fuckin' hard. - Yeah. 424 00:22:00,017 --> 00:22:01,653 Whoo. 425 00:22:02,953 --> 00:22:06,889 I'm pretty fuckin' hydrated today. 426 00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:10,025 Hey, man, you ever thought of getting in touch with that girl 427 00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:12,661 - that you're still in love with? - Who, Sharon? 428 00:22:12,663 --> 00:22:15,730 - Uh, Sharon. - Fuck, no. Why would I do that? 429 00:22:15,732 --> 00:22:17,932 Well, because you're still in love with her. 430 00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:20,068 You haven't tried to contact her once? That's crazy. 431 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:25,039 I've looked her up. But we had a pretty bad falling out, so what's the point? 432 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,142 You know where she lives though, you looked her up. 433 00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:28,777 - Yeah, I looked her up. - You looked her up. 434 00:22:28,779 --> 00:22:31,080 - Fine. Yes, I looked her up. - So you know where she lives. 435 00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:33,082 Where does she live? 436 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,616 - [sighs] - Where does she live? 437 00:22:34,618 --> 00:22:39,087 227 Lojitas Lane. Las Cruces, New fuckin' Mexico. 438 00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:40,456 Okay? You happy now? 439 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,024 That's right off the I-10. 440 00:22:42,026 --> 00:22:44,660 - We should go visit her. - No. 441 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,862 Yes. Yes! It's on the way to Vegas! 442 00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:49,565 No matter what, you're gonna drive by there, so why not say hi? 443 00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:52,434 Why? Because I was a piece of shit back then, okay? 444 00:22:52,436 --> 00:22:55,638 And, yes, I'm still a piece of shit, but a very different piece of shit, 445 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,472 one I would rather she didn't see. 446 00:22:57,474 --> 00:23:00,678 - Just hit this and stop bothering me, okay? - Okay. Here. 447 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,115 You're bumming me out. 448 00:23:06,116 --> 00:23:07,719 - [coughs] - [groans] 449 00:23:09,053 --> 00:23:10,819 I don't know, man. 450 00:23:10,821 --> 00:23:12,523 [coughing] 451 00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:15,524 - You think I'm ugly? - What? 452 00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:16,892 - I'm ugly. - No! 453 00:23:16,894 --> 00:23:18,693 - I'm ugly now. - No, no, no. 454 00:23:18,695 --> 00:23:23,599 When she knew me, I looked like a good-lookin' kid, you know? 455 00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:28,504 I look in the mirror now and there's a old, ugly-ass man staring back at me. 456 00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:32,074 I'm balding, my hair is going gray. 457 00:23:32,076 --> 00:23:34,980 I'm shocked I get laid as much as I do, which is, by the way, quite a bit. 458 00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:38,980 I don't think women like me for my face. 459 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,917 - I think they just like the danger. - [coughs] 460 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,552 - Oh, that's real sensitive... - Can't breathe! 461 00:23:43,554 --> 00:23:45,054 You know what? You're a fuckin' dick. 462 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:46,889 [coughing] 463 00:23:46,891 --> 00:23:48,157 You know what? Fine. Fine! 464 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:49,824 Fine, We'll go, we'll see Sharon, 465 00:23:49,826 --> 00:23:51,160 then we'll see who has the last laugh. 466 00:23:51,162 --> 00:23:52,694 [laughing] So funny. 467 00:23:52,696 --> 00:23:54,532 All right, done. We're done here. 468 00:23:55,532 --> 00:23:56,632 Time for bed. Shut up. 469 00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:58,737 [Richard whistling] 470 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:03,671 Wow. 471 00:24:03,673 --> 00:24:04,910 Oh, that's beautiful. 472 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:10,211 - Oh, fuck. Birds? - What? 473 00:24:10,213 --> 00:24:12,748 - What's wrong with birds? - Oh. Nothing. 474 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,183 No, no, Richard. What's wrong with birds? 475 00:24:15,185 --> 00:24:16,619 Let's just go. Come on. 476 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:20,189 No, no, no. Richard. Tell me. Come on, dude. 477 00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,290 Birds like that usually means a storm's coming. 478 00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:24,727 It's an old Hopi legend. Let's just go. 479 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:28,764 Storms. Storm? I don't see any storm. 480 00:24:28,766 --> 00:24:30,599 Yeah, well it doesn't have to be a literal storm. 481 00:24:30,601 --> 00:24:32,668 It can be a metaphorical storm or some shit. 482 00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:33,939 Let's just get on the road. 483 00:24:36,807 --> 00:24:39,141 Goddamn it. Come on! 484 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,511 [Nathan] All right. 485 00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,084 - [engine starts] - It's really cool 486 00:24:49,086 --> 00:24:51,554 that you know all about the Hopi legend and stuff like that. 487 00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:54,189 Yeah, you're not doing your duty as a goddamn citizen of the United States 488 00:24:54,191 --> 00:24:56,257 if you don't know all the old Indian legends. 489 00:24:56,259 --> 00:25:02,297 Hopi, Apache, Sioux, Iroquois, Choctaw, Cherokee. 490 00:25:02,299 --> 00:25:06,000 I mean, come on, these are the people whose land we stole, whose women we raped. 491 00:25:06,002 --> 00:25:09,771 Not my ancestors. [laughs] I'm one-eighth Jewish. 492 00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:12,574 Besides, I don't think you're supposed to call 'em "Indians" anymore. 493 00:25:12,576 --> 00:25:15,844 I think the proper term is "Native American." 494 00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:19,718 Your generation is 100 percent pussies. 495 00:26:46,336 --> 00:26:49,074 - Think we're here. - Fuck. 496 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,844 All right, let's slow down with those, all right? 497 00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,379 - Oh. - How many... 498 00:26:57,381 --> 00:26:59,847 Oh, dude, I'm fuckin' nervous, okay? 499 00:26:59,849 --> 00:27:02,753 I'm in a real vulnerable state right now. I need your support. 500 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,692 [sighs] 501 00:27:11,461 --> 00:27:13,862 - How do I look? - You look great. 502 00:27:13,864 --> 00:27:16,699 You look fantastic. You got your good shirt on. 503 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:18,967 You... You're doing great. 504 00:27:18,969 --> 00:27:21,103 - You mean that? You're not just saying it? - No, I'm not just saying it. 505 00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:22,106 You look good. 506 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:26,441 Fuck. Did you just see that? She just walked past that window. 507 00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,309 - Did you see that? - Yes. Yes, I did. 508 00:27:28,311 --> 00:27:29,878 And what are you waiting for? Come on. 509 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,412 Come on, big guy. 510 00:27:31,414 --> 00:27:32,683 - Okay. - You got it. 511 00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:34,982 Here we go. 512 00:27:34,984 --> 00:27:36,285 Whoo. Wish me luck. 513 00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:38,319 - All the luck. - Okay. 514 00:27:38,321 --> 00:27:39,256 Oh, boy. 515 00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:42,259 Oh, God. 516 00:27:47,431 --> 00:27:50,099 - I can't do it. Let's just go. - What? 517 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,400 What are you talking about? 518 00:27:51,402 --> 00:27:52,901 Let's get out of here! 519 00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:55,804 - No. You gotta do it. - Come on, man. 520 00:27:55,806 --> 00:27:57,405 I don't wanna be here anymore. 521 00:27:57,407 --> 00:28:00,342 This is... What're you doing? What're you doing? 522 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,311 - Oh! - Richard, you're making me do this. 523 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:04,846 Do not go in... Do not touch that door. 524 00:28:04,848 --> 00:28:06,148 - Fuck! - For your own good. 525 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:07,516 Dude. 526 00:28:07,518 --> 00:28:08,420 No, I... 527 00:28:14,057 --> 00:28:16,161 - Who are you? - I'm Ashly. 528 00:28:18,194 --> 00:28:20,228 - Do you know Sharon? - Yeah. She's my mom. 529 00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:21,199 Oh. 530 00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,337 Is she here? 531 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,077 No, actually, she's, um, she's dead. 532 00:28:35,112 --> 00:28:37,278 - Fuck. - Oh, shit. 533 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,248 Yeah, she died last year. 534 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:42,517 Fuck. How? 535 00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:45,053 - She killed herself. - What? 536 00:28:45,055 --> 00:28:47,421 Slit her wrists in the bathroom and I was the one who found her. 537 00:28:47,423 --> 00:28:48,457 - Jesus Christ. - Oh, fuck. 538 00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:49,792 I'm so sorry. 539 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:51,459 [woman] Hey, who's at the door? 540 00:28:51,461 --> 00:28:52,830 Oh, hi, Mom. 541 00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:57,799 - Hi. - Sharon? 542 00:28:57,801 --> 00:28:59,468 Wait. You're not dead. 543 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:01,335 Dead? Oh, what the fuck? Ashly. 544 00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:03,407 - Whatever. - Can I help you? 545 00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:06,310 It's Richard. 546 00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:09,978 - I'm sorry. I think... - Wait! 547 00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,313 I think you have the wrong person. 548 00:29:11,315 --> 00:29:12,381 No, no, no! 549 00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,119 It's Richard, from high school. 550 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:21,190 Richard. Oh. Wow. [laughs] 551 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,924 - In the flesh. - It's you. 552 00:29:22,926 --> 00:29:24,526 - It is. - And who's this? 553 00:29:24,528 --> 00:29:25,994 This is my friend, Nat. 554 00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:27,496 - Uh... - That's Sharon. 555 00:29:27,498 --> 00:29:28,963 Nathan, but I go by Nat. 556 00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:31,566 - Yeah. - Nathan, hi. Hello. Come in. 557 00:29:31,568 --> 00:29:34,303 Uh, you sure we're not bothering you or anything? 558 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,938 No. Come on in. Please. 559 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,940 - Hi. - Hello. 560 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,978 - This is a surprise. - Very nice to meet you. 561 00:29:40,944 --> 00:29:42,411 Wow. Is everything okay? 562 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,112 [Richard] Yeah. Oh, yeah. 563 00:29:44,114 --> 00:29:46,849 No, we were just, you know, driving through town, 564 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:49,617 and, you know, Facebook sent me a message that you lived near here, 565 00:29:49,619 --> 00:29:53,020 so I figured I'd stop by and see if you wanted to catch up. 566 00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:55,923 - Facebook doesn't do that. - Ashly, go do something. 567 00:29:55,925 --> 00:29:58,093 Well, I'll be in my room, if you care or whatever. 568 00:29:58,095 --> 00:30:00,062 I'm sorry my daughter's such a fucking brat. 569 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:02,463 - Oh, that's okay. - You know what? 570 00:30:02,465 --> 00:30:05,302 I was actually about to open up a bottle of wine, if you want some. 571 00:30:06,403 --> 00:30:07,469 - Yeah. - Yeah? 572 00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:09,270 - That sounds great. - You want some too? 573 00:30:09,272 --> 00:30:12,240 Uh, ye... No, no. I'm fine, thank you. 574 00:30:12,242 --> 00:30:14,209 So, wait. He's not your son? 575 00:30:14,211 --> 00:30:16,311 Him? No. 576 00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:19,014 - Richard, hey, I'm gonna just be in the car. - Yeah, I don't care, Nat. 577 00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:20,018 [Ashly] Yo! 578 00:30:21,218 --> 00:30:22,287 Come here. 579 00:30:29,993 --> 00:30:31,159 Shut the door. 580 00:30:31,161 --> 00:30:34,032 [pop music playing, faint] 581 00:30:36,299 --> 00:30:39,034 - Uh, ca... Should I? - Yeah, totally. 582 00:30:39,036 --> 00:30:40,572 Just throw all that shit on the ground. 583 00:30:41,538 --> 00:30:42,606 Okay. 584 00:30:50,647 --> 00:30:52,280 You smoke? 585 00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:53,483 Uh, no. No, I'm fine. 586 00:30:55,152 --> 00:30:57,286 - What do you think they're talking about? - Huh? 587 00:30:57,288 --> 00:31:00,255 What do you think they're talking about? 588 00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:01,422 Uh... 589 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,959 - Who's this? - That's my husband. 590 00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:04,929 Oh. 591 00:31:07,064 --> 00:31:09,530 - [low voice] Seems like a real asshole. - What? 592 00:31:09,532 --> 00:31:13,501 Uh, he's a lucky guy, huh? Have all this. 593 00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:15,469 - That's great. - Yeah. 594 00:31:15,471 --> 00:31:17,038 What's goin' on over there? 595 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,509 That is, I am studying for my real estate license. 596 00:31:20,344 --> 00:31:21,479 [coughs] Really? 597 00:31:22,712 --> 00:31:24,546 Yeah, really. Why? 598 00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:26,480 Come on. That doesn't add up. 599 00:31:26,482 --> 00:31:29,517 [laughs] Not the Sharon I knew. 600 00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:33,555 Sharon with purple hair, whose favorite phrase was "fuck off." 601 00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:35,990 Who gave me a hand job under the bleachers at the homecoming game. 602 00:31:35,992 --> 00:31:37,526 Oh, my God. I cannot believe. 603 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:40,328 - I haven't thought of that in so long. - But you remember, right? 604 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:42,631 Isn't it so funny when you look back at the past, 605 00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:45,167 and you're, like, "Oh, my God, I thought that was intimacy." 606 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,736 You just, like, stabbing me with two fingers over and over again. 607 00:31:47,738 --> 00:31:50,104 You were always like, "Cut your fingernails," all that shit. 608 00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:51,640 I was like, "This hurts!" That was... 609 00:31:51,642 --> 00:31:53,211 - The greatest. - ...weird. 610 00:31:58,548 --> 00:32:00,148 So, you from around here? 611 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:02,985 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm from Texas. 612 00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:04,553 But I'm moving to LA. 613 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:09,056 I cannot wait to get the fuck out of here the second I turn 18. 614 00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:11,125 Yeah, really? Where you gonna go? 615 00:32:11,127 --> 00:32:12,496 Anywhere. Just not here. 616 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,597 I'm so sick of my dumb friends 617 00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:20,768 and my dumb parents and my dumb teachers 618 00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,771 and my dumb job down at The Cone Zone. 619 00:32:23,773 --> 00:32:26,307 Maybe I'll go to LA too. 620 00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:30,048 I'll be an actress or on a reality TV show or something like that. 621 00:32:32,082 --> 00:32:35,083 Hey, can you stay, like, right there? 622 00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:37,018 Um... 623 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,219 - Oh, yeah, totally. - Yeah? 624 00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:40,188 Everyone always tells me I should model. 625 00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:41,359 Oh, okay. Great. 626 00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:52,334 - How old are you, again? - Fifteen. 627 00:32:52,336 --> 00:32:53,704 Well, I will be in two months. 628 00:32:54,704 --> 00:32:55,706 Mm-hmm. 629 00:33:01,577 --> 00:33:03,047 - Thanks. - I'm on Instagram. 630 00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:08,449 Ashly Richards 42069. Tag me. 631 00:33:08,451 --> 00:33:11,585 [slurps] Can I get some more of that? 632 00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:13,421 - Richard. - Oh, man! 633 00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:14,725 Why are you here? 634 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:17,495 Oh. 635 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:23,198 Of course. Why am I here? 636 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,433 Uh... 637 00:33:25,435 --> 00:33:28,038 [sighs] I just... 638 00:33:29,705 --> 00:33:32,340 - I feel like I never... - You don't have to... 639 00:33:32,342 --> 00:33:35,142 ...said it then, and it's what you always wanted to hear, but... 640 00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:37,514 - No. You did say it. - I love you, Sharon. 641 00:33:39,482 --> 00:33:41,248 I've always loved you. 642 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:45,623 You know, you're the... [sighs] 643 00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:49,324 You're the love of my life, you know? 644 00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:50,624 - Richard... - And... 645 00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:51,793 Oh. 646 00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:53,661 When I see you here now, 647 00:33:53,663 --> 00:33:59,101 I realize this is the life I was supposed to have. 648 00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:01,402 - You know, don't you ever feel like that? - Richard. 649 00:34:01,404 --> 00:34:05,239 That, like, in another world, you and me would be living in this house, 650 00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:08,242 and we'd have kids, and we'd have a happy life. 651 00:34:08,244 --> 00:34:09,811 Richard, I think you should go. 652 00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:12,146 Wait. Because I said I loved you? 653 00:34:12,148 --> 00:34:13,648 No. I... That... Uh, sorry. 654 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:16,784 That... I'm-I'm try... I'm trying to explain myself. 655 00:34:16,786 --> 00:34:19,253 - Wait-wait, no. I don't... I don't wa... - I want you to take this... 656 00:34:19,255 --> 00:34:21,289 - What's that? - ...and just go. 657 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:22,757 What the fuck is that? 658 00:34:22,759 --> 00:34:24,726 - This... I'm just trying to help you. - What the fuck? 659 00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:27,195 - Dude, I don't want your fucking money. - Richard. Okay. Calm down. 660 00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:30,298 That's not why I'm here! I'm trying to tell you I'm fucking in love with you. 661 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,133 - I don't want your fuckin' money! - Okay, Richard, 662 00:34:32,135 --> 00:34:33,702 I want you to... No, no, no! Richard. 663 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,637 No, please don't... Don't touch me, okay? 664 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,204 No. No, I'm not touching you. 665 00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:38,740 - If you kiss me, you'll remember. - What? 666 00:34:38,742 --> 00:34:39,840 You'll remember what we had! 667 00:34:39,842 --> 00:34:41,175 When we were laughing! 668 00:34:41,177 --> 00:34:42,644 Please get out of my house, Richard! 669 00:34:42,646 --> 00:34:44,378 Seriously, you're scaring me. Okay? 670 00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:47,516 [Richard and Sharon continue arguing] 671 00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:48,849 - Out of my house. - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 672 00:34:48,851 --> 00:34:50,684 - Nat, let's go. - What? 673 00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:54,322 You're a fuckin' bullshit person, living a bullshit life. 674 00:34:54,324 --> 00:34:56,724 Your shitty little house and your bullshit husband, 675 00:34:56,726 --> 00:34:59,528 - and your fuckin' mean tricks-playing daughter. - Okay. 676 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:00,795 You know what? 677 00:35:00,797 --> 00:35:02,463 When you're tired of your fucking plastic life, 678 00:35:02,465 --> 00:35:04,599 just remember out there, there's a man who fucking loves you, 679 00:35:04,601 --> 00:35:06,170 who'll always love you. 680 00:35:08,704 --> 00:35:10,240 I-I'm so sorry. 681 00:35:13,677 --> 00:35:14,842 Don't tell your father. 682 00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,680 [laughing] Oh, my God. 683 00:35:19,182 --> 00:35:21,219 [Richard] Fuck... me. 684 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,655 I need a fucking drink. 685 00:35:27,657 --> 00:35:29,791 Why is there no fucking booze in this car? 686 00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:32,760 Okay, just calm down, and then tell me what happened, okay? 687 00:35:32,762 --> 00:35:34,862 - What happened in there? - What happened was it didn't work, Nat! 688 00:35:34,864 --> 00:35:36,565 It didn't fuckin' work! 689 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,869 Your big idea, it didn't fuckin' work! 690 00:35:40,670 --> 00:35:42,804 I never would've come here if it wasn't for you. 691 00:35:42,806 --> 00:35:44,873 Look, I-I feel awful. 692 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,508 Just tell me what I can do, okay? 693 00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:49,711 - You wanna make it up to me? - Yes, I wanna make it up to you. 694 00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:53,581 You can get me a hamburger, and a 12-pack of beer. 695 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:54,719 - Okay. Sure. - Make it a case. 696 00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:02,289 [Nathan] I haven't eaten fast food in, like, ten years. 697 00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:06,327 My school made me watch this animal cruelty video and, oh, I think it... 698 00:36:06,329 --> 00:36:08,362 - Hello? - No, hey. 699 00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:09,731 Don't fuckin' yell at them. 700 00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:11,633 I'm not even yell... I just said, "Hello." 701 00:36:11,635 --> 00:36:14,568 When they're ready, they'll say what's up. Don't yell at them. 702 00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:16,871 - I literally just... - [man] Thank you for choosing Bob's Burgers. 703 00:36:16,873 --> 00:36:18,673 Would you like to try our famous taco burger? 704 00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:20,307 Yes, we would. Thank you. 705 00:36:20,309 --> 00:36:21,809 Uh, let's see. 706 00:36:21,811 --> 00:36:25,579 Two taco burger combos, one Frito pie, 707 00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:29,416 and then, uh, six-piece chicken nuggets. 708 00:36:29,418 --> 00:36:32,487 - One four-piece chicken nuggets... - No-no, six... six-piece chicken nuggets. 709 00:36:32,489 --> 00:36:34,021 Hey, hey, hey. Be nice. 710 00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:35,956 Six-piece, please. 711 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:38,459 Okay, your total's gonna be $15.27. 712 00:36:38,461 --> 00:36:40,561 - Please drive to the second window. - No, stop! Stop! Thank you! 713 00:36:40,563 --> 00:36:42,664 - What the fuck, dude! - What? 714 00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:46,668 He wasn't fuckin' done. You don't fuckin' just take off. You say fuckin' "Thank you." 715 00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:48,702 I'm gonna say thank you right now. The second window. 716 00:36:48,704 --> 00:36:50,604 No, you don't know it's the same guy! 717 00:36:50,606 --> 00:36:54,041 You've never worked at one of these places before, Nat, I'm sorry. I have. 718 00:36:54,043 --> 00:36:56,644 Sometimes it's one guy taking the order, and another guy gives you the food. 719 00:36:56,646 --> 00:36:59,880 You say fuckin' thank you. You have fuckin' manners. 720 00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:02,784 - I'm sorry this isn't your dad's country club, okay? - Oh, my God. 721 00:37:02,786 --> 00:37:04,952 But when a guy takes your order and fuckin' does your food, 722 00:37:04,954 --> 00:37:07,655 you say fuckin' thank you, you say fuckin' please, 723 00:37:07,657 --> 00:37:11,059 because all day long they're getting shit from fuckin' assholes like you. 724 00:37:11,061 --> 00:37:13,894 - Goddamn it. - Okay. Sorry. I didn't mean to be an asshole! 725 00:37:13,896 --> 00:37:14,896 - Hi. - Hi. 726 00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:17,798 - $15.27. - Yep. 727 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,700 Feel like I have to fuckin' apologize for your behavior. 728 00:37:19,702 --> 00:37:20,871 Okay. Fuck. 729 00:37:22,706 --> 00:37:24,706 - They're fuckin' human beings back there, man. - [groans] 730 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:26,608 Fuckin' human beings making the food 731 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:28,980 that you're gonna shove into your stupid fuckin' mouth. 732 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,485 Thank you. 733 00:37:37,487 --> 00:37:38,856 Thank you so much. 734 00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:44,092 Catch. 735 00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:45,762 Whoa, you blew it. 736 00:37:48,364 --> 00:37:51,766 Mm! You should come to Vegas with me. 737 00:37:51,768 --> 00:37:53,568 - Right? - Um, sure. 738 00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:55,603 We're fuckin' driving there already. 739 00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,405 Like, fuck art school, man. 740 00:37:57,407 --> 00:37:59,039 We can have drinks with show girls. 741 00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:00,974 We can go to the casinos. 742 00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:03,711 It'd be so fuckin' fun. We'd have the best time. 743 00:38:03,713 --> 00:38:06,648 I... I bet we would. 744 00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:09,983 Just two fuckin' hustlers taking over the-the city and desert. 745 00:38:09,985 --> 00:38:11,485 I'm not a hustler. 746 00:38:11,487 --> 00:38:13,521 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 747 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:15,856 - You're an artist, right? - Yeah. 748 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:18,459 Yeah. What's a fuckin' artist but a hustler, dude? 749 00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:22,563 Get used to it, 'cause that's what you're gonna be doing for the rest of your life. 750 00:38:22,565 --> 00:38:24,898 - Okay. - Plus, you know what? 751 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,702 Anybody who wants a piece, guess what they're gonna get? Boom. 752 00:38:28,704 --> 00:38:29,903 Dude, what the fuck? 753 00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:31,940 I'm gonna protect you. Okay? 754 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:33,842 - You're gonna hurt yourself. - I'm not gonna hurt myself. 755 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,943 - Put the knife away! - If anybody fucks with you... 756 00:38:35,945 --> 00:38:39,079 - Okay. Yep. - I'm gonna fuckin'... I'll fuckin' slit their throat. 757 00:38:39,081 --> 00:38:40,981 - Put the knife away! - Slit their fu... Okay! 758 00:38:40,983 --> 00:38:42,083 [knife drops] 759 00:38:42,085 --> 00:38:43,717 - Jesus. - Jesus Christ. 760 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,086 Such a fuckin' baby about the knife. 761 00:38:46,088 --> 00:38:50,795 I'm just showing you that I'm like, like a big brother, I'm gonna... 762 00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:56,400 'Cause you're like... I can tell. You're like... 763 00:38:58,467 --> 00:38:59,536 scared. 764 00:39:08,677 --> 00:39:11,612 I'm gonna sleep for, like, ten minutes. 765 00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:14,749 And then I'll drive and then you can sleep. 766 00:39:14,751 --> 00:39:15,717 - Okay. - Okay? 767 00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:16,717 Okay. 768 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,851 You're doing a good job. 769 00:39:17,853 --> 00:39:19,887 - You're a good kid. - Thank you. 770 00:39:19,889 --> 00:39:22,690 You're a good kid, Nat. You're a good kid. 771 00:39:22,692 --> 00:39:26,496 Just my little brother, who I'm teaching everything to. 772 00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:00,630 Shit. 773 00:40:05,969 --> 00:40:07,003 [knocking] 774 00:40:14,744 --> 00:40:17,211 Come on. Okay, come on. 775 00:40:17,213 --> 00:40:18,612 It's time to go. 776 00:40:18,614 --> 00:40:20,215 What's going on? What time is it? 777 00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:24,151 It's late, uh... It's early morning. 778 00:40:24,153 --> 00:40:25,954 - Okay. - Yeah. 779 00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:28,021 - Why aren't we driving? - Because I need to sleep. 780 00:40:28,023 --> 00:40:29,858 - Fuck it. Come on. - Okay. 781 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,059 - I'll drive. I can drive. - Nope. Let's, uh, 782 00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:33,730 let's put you to bed, bud. 783 00:40:35,632 --> 00:40:36,834 This way. 784 00:40:52,148 --> 00:40:54,018 [snoring] 785 00:41:03,893 --> 00:41:05,495 [continues snoring] 786 00:41:30,219 --> 00:41:31,554 [snoring] 787 00:42:07,056 --> 00:42:09,859 [engine cranks] 788 00:42:11,193 --> 00:42:12,563 [engine cranks] 789 00:42:15,664 --> 00:42:17,034 [groans] 790 00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:21,605 [engine cranks] 791 00:42:28,811 --> 00:42:29,746 Fuck. 792 00:42:35,918 --> 00:42:37,751 What's the matter, won't start? 793 00:42:37,753 --> 00:42:39,354 Uh, no. 794 00:42:39,356 --> 00:42:41,722 - Fuck. - Yeah. 795 00:42:41,724 --> 00:42:44,825 I'll take a look at it after we eat our free breakfast. 796 00:42:44,827 --> 00:42:47,295 Right? They got a waffle bar, you know. 797 00:42:47,297 --> 00:42:48,795 Come on, let's go. 798 00:42:48,797 --> 00:42:50,664 I'm fuckin' starving. 799 00:42:50,666 --> 00:42:51,902 Whoo! 800 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:54,171 [grunts] 801 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,844 - You know you left this on the table upstairs? - Oh. 802 00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:04,711 You don't have to tip maids at motels. 803 00:43:04,713 --> 00:43:06,347 They're not actually cleaning anything. 804 00:43:06,349 --> 00:43:08,152 All they do is make the bed again. 805 00:43:31,306 --> 00:43:35,443 Shit, man, I'm sorry I couldn't fix it this time. 806 00:43:35,445 --> 00:43:37,679 But, good news is, 807 00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:40,347 the universe just handed us a day off in a pretty cool city. 808 00:43:40,349 --> 00:43:42,685 So, let's enjoy it, right? 809 00:43:47,456 --> 00:43:50,391 Get a picture of me with this barbed wire. 810 00:43:50,393 --> 00:43:52,762 - Uh... - It's fuckin' tough as shit, right? 811 00:43:53,896 --> 00:43:54,965 [growls] 812 00:43:55,898 --> 00:43:57,201 Yeah, sure. 813 00:43:59,034 --> 00:44:00,767 [sighs] 814 00:44:00,769 --> 00:44:01,702 [shutter clicks] 815 00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:03,804 Oh. Oh, boy. Here we go. 816 00:44:03,806 --> 00:44:05,108 [laughs] Classic. 817 00:44:09,978 --> 00:44:12,148 - I know what'll fuckin' cheer you up, bro. - What? 818 00:44:13,248 --> 00:44:15,048 Fuck Vegas. I'm not goin'. 819 00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:16,217 Why? 820 00:44:16,219 --> 00:44:18,418 Because I'm gonna go to LA with you. 821 00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:21,255 - Right? - Yeah. That's great. 822 00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,958 - I can't believe it didn't occur to me before. - It's fuckin'... 823 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,262 [cell phone rings] 824 00:44:27,429 --> 00:44:29,229 Hello? 825 00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:31,134 Yeah, hi, this is Nat. [clears throat] 826 00:44:33,902 --> 00:44:34,871 Okay. 827 00:44:36,739 --> 00:44:40,276 Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. 828 00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:42,146 Bye. 829 00:44:43,246 --> 00:44:45,479 Fuck. 830 00:44:45,481 --> 00:44:47,481 It'll cost more to fix the car than it's worth. 831 00:44:47,483 --> 00:44:50,251 Yeah. I'm not surprised. 832 00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,019 I'm so fucked. Classes start in, like, three days. 833 00:44:53,021 --> 00:44:55,889 You know what? I'm just gonna... 834 00:44:55,891 --> 00:44:58,492 I'm gonna go back to the hotel and call my parents, okay? 835 00:44:58,494 --> 00:45:00,862 Seriously? 836 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:04,097 Things get a little hard and you fuckin' bail and go call Mommy and Daddy? 837 00:45:04,099 --> 00:45:06,467 - What would you do? - What would I do? 838 00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:10,403 I'd go to the fuckin' bar, have a couple drinks, fuckin' chill out, 839 00:45:10,405 --> 00:45:14,474 and then tomorrow, I swear to God, I will put you on a bus to LA myself. 840 00:45:14,476 --> 00:45:17,778 - Yeah, but what about all my stuff in my van? - Fuck that stuff. 841 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:19,847 - You don't need it. - I need some of it. 842 00:45:19,849 --> 00:45:22,784 Great. Take that and leave the rest. Who cares? Come on. 843 00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:24,885 Come on, what're you doing? Come on. Let's go. 844 00:45:24,887 --> 00:45:27,354 - [sighs] - You got this. You got this. 845 00:45:27,356 --> 00:45:31,258 To LA, man, where everything's gonna go fuckin' great for us. 846 00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:32,559 If we ever make it there. 847 00:45:32,561 --> 00:45:34,364 Oh, we're gonna make it. Don't you worry. 848 00:45:36,065 --> 00:45:38,199 You need to be more Zen about how things happen. 849 00:45:38,201 --> 00:45:39,769 You know, you get real down and... 850 00:45:43,206 --> 00:45:44,838 Can I have a tequila soda, please? 851 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,039 Can I have a beer, please? 852 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:48,376 - Hey. - What? 853 00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:49,947 Check out these girls over here. 854 00:45:52,548 --> 00:45:54,981 - [unzips wallet] - [Richard] That girl just smiled at me. 855 00:45:54,983 --> 00:45:56,550 What about Sharon? 856 00:45:56,552 --> 00:45:58,853 Sharon? Come on, man. That was yesterday. 857 00:45:58,855 --> 00:46:00,253 I'm moving forward with my life. 858 00:46:00,255 --> 00:46:02,123 I'm trying to do something new now. 859 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:03,827 [Richard] Where they goin'? 860 00:46:05,228 --> 00:46:07,228 - Let's go talk to them. - No. 861 00:46:07,230 --> 00:46:08,929 - Come on, come on, come on. - No, no. I'm good. 862 00:46:08,931 --> 00:46:10,463 I'm gonna just stay right here. 863 00:46:10,465 --> 00:46:12,599 I don't feel like talking to anyone right now. 864 00:46:12,601 --> 00:46:14,568 What's the matter with you, dude? Come on. 865 00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:17,271 - No, I'm sorry. I just... - There are cute girls here and they smiled at us. 866 00:46:17,273 --> 00:46:19,407 - I'm sorry. - That's a signal. 867 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,409 - Mm. - You know what? Fine, forget it. 868 00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:23,510 You sit here and mope while I go talk to those girls. 869 00:46:23,512 --> 00:46:25,847 I'm just saying... [sips] 870 00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,417 It'd be a lot more fun if you were there. 871 00:46:33,088 --> 00:46:34,322 Hey. 872 00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:35,555 Nice. 873 00:46:35,557 --> 00:46:37,291 - This is so stupid. - I know, right? 874 00:46:37,293 --> 00:46:39,463 - Let's do it. - [sighs] 875 00:46:42,498 --> 00:46:43,998 Ladies. 876 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,432 - How ya doin'? - Hey. 877 00:46:45,434 --> 00:46:47,235 I'm Richard. This is Nat. 878 00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:48,635 - I'm Nina. - Hey. 879 00:46:48,637 --> 00:46:50,070 - Hey. - Rebecca. 880 00:46:50,072 --> 00:46:51,371 You mind if we join you 881 00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:52,974 and maybe get you a drink or something? 882 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,575 - Absolutely. - Oh. 883 00:46:54,577 --> 00:46:56,644 - Fuck, yeah. - Great. 884 00:46:56,646 --> 00:47:00,150 Nat, why don't you go, uh, why don't you get us those drinks. 885 00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:04,050 I'll come with you. 886 00:47:04,052 --> 00:47:05,186 [Nathan] Oh? Yeah. 887 00:47:05,188 --> 00:47:06,390 Okay. 888 00:47:07,623 --> 00:47:09,155 [sighs] 889 00:47:09,157 --> 00:47:10,992 - Hi. - Four shots of whiskey. 890 00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:12,129 Thanks. 891 00:47:13,528 --> 00:47:15,295 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah. 892 00:47:15,297 --> 00:47:16,465 Yeah, yeah, of course. 893 00:47:17,967 --> 00:47:19,036 Mmm. 894 00:47:21,003 --> 00:47:23,371 - You guys live around here? - No. 895 00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:25,106 We're just traveling through. 896 00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:26,374 - Oh. - Yeah. 897 00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:28,642 - What about you guys? - [sighs] 898 00:47:28,644 --> 00:47:31,112 Just doing a little road trip with my sister. 899 00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:32,612 Nice. Where you guys headed? 900 00:47:32,614 --> 00:47:34,048 You can keep the change. 901 00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:36,083 - We're driving back to LA. - Really? 902 00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:37,952 No way. That's where I'm headed. 903 00:47:37,954 --> 00:47:39,519 Uh, starting college, art school. 904 00:47:39,521 --> 00:47:42,155 Shut the fuck up. I'm finishing art school. 905 00:47:42,157 --> 00:47:43,990 - Really? - Going into my last semester. 906 00:47:43,992 --> 00:47:46,059 - Dude, that's hilarious. - That's cool. 907 00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:48,162 I know, right? Uh... 908 00:47:48,164 --> 00:47:50,463 - Yeah. I go to Cal Arts. - What kind of art do you do? 909 00:47:50,465 --> 00:47:52,700 I can't believe you guys are staying in the same motel as us. 910 00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:54,401 - I know. Isn't that crazy? - That's insane. 911 00:47:54,403 --> 00:47:56,304 - [Rebecca] You are? - Yeah. 912 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:59,606 - Guys, this is like fate or some... - Fate. 913 00:47:59,608 --> 00:48:00,708 - Whoa. - What the fuck? 914 00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:03,177 This is weird. This is now officially... 915 00:48:03,179 --> 00:48:04,644 - We... Guys, a toast. - Oh, my God. 916 00:48:04,646 --> 00:48:07,550 All right? A toast to fate and new friends. 917 00:48:09,184 --> 00:48:11,087 - Cheers. - Cheers. 918 00:48:14,157 --> 00:48:15,722 Arrrr! Ooh! 919 00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:18,092 - [Richard] Whoo. - [Nina] Ooh-wee! 920 00:48:18,094 --> 00:48:20,260 - [Richard chuckles] - Oh, uh, so to answer your question. 921 00:48:20,262 --> 00:48:21,461 Yeah. 922 00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:23,197 Um, I take a cross-disciplinary approach. 923 00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:26,333 So like, the work exists between paintings and performance. 924 00:48:26,335 --> 00:48:27,735 - Oh. - I don't know. 925 00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:30,037 I don't want it to be any one thing, you know? 926 00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:32,206 Becs, no one understands what the fuck you're talking about. 927 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:35,443 - [Richard chuckles] - What she does is she makes paintings based on her dreams. 928 00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,077 - That's her thing. - Whoa. 929 00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:39,380 - Oh. Okay. - I mean, no, it's not that simple. 930 00:48:39,382 --> 00:48:40,748 It's an easier way of saying it. 931 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:41,749 No, it's not. 932 00:48:41,751 --> 00:48:42,653 Whatever. 933 00:48:44,987 --> 00:48:48,322 Okay, she's mad at me because she takes everything very seriously. 934 00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:51,224 [chuckles] He's the exact same. 935 00:48:51,226 --> 00:48:54,662 He gets all uptight about stuff all the time. 936 00:48:54,664 --> 00:48:59,200 This might be weird, or like some junior high shit or something, 937 00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:00,700 but this is a great song. 938 00:49:00,702 --> 00:49:02,135 - May I have this dance? - Yeah. 939 00:49:02,137 --> 00:49:03,737 Fuckin' right on. 940 00:49:03,739 --> 00:49:06,673 I promise I'll bring her back in one piece. Maybe. 941 00:49:06,675 --> 00:49:07,742 Hey! 942 00:49:07,744 --> 00:49:10,010 Uh-oh. 943 00:49:10,012 --> 00:49:12,281 I like you. You're feisty. 944 00:49:13,782 --> 00:49:16,684 - I'm gonna go get us another round. Okay? - Yeah. Okay. 945 00:49:16,686 --> 00:49:19,420 Uh, sure. Do you... 946 00:49:19,422 --> 00:49:21,023 Do you need... 947 00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:27,730 [rock ballad playing on speakers] 948 00:49:36,438 --> 00:49:37,637 - Oh... - Okay, here we go. 949 00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:39,807 Sorry. I should've helped you. 950 00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:42,376 Oh. No, it's okay. I still have a tab open. 951 00:49:42,378 --> 00:49:43,610 You wanna take one? 952 00:49:43,612 --> 00:49:44,714 Sure, yeah. 953 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:49,753 - To art. - To art. 954 00:49:56,358 --> 00:49:58,291 [exhales] 955 00:49:58,293 --> 00:50:00,293 [Richard, Nina laughing] 956 00:50:00,295 --> 00:50:01,695 [clears throat] 957 00:50:01,697 --> 00:50:04,231 I have no idea why I agreed to let her drive with me. 958 00:50:04,233 --> 00:50:05,766 I'm going crazy. 959 00:50:05,768 --> 00:50:08,269 I feel the same way. 960 00:50:08,271 --> 00:50:10,574 It's the grind of the road, you know? Takes its toll. 961 00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:13,507 Yep. 962 00:50:13,509 --> 00:50:15,342 [rock playing on speakers] 963 00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:18,079 - [man] ♪ Somebody, please ♪ - Oh, my God. I love this song. 964 00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:23,249 Do you wanna dance to it, the song, uh, with me? 965 00:50:23,251 --> 00:50:24,717 Yeah. 966 00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,121 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 967 00:50:28,123 --> 00:50:29,690 Okay. 968 00:50:29,692 --> 00:50:32,126 Milady. 969 00:50:32,128 --> 00:50:35,862 ♪ It makes you want to cry ♪ 970 00:50:35,864 --> 00:50:39,766 ♪ Oh, honey Sometimes you don't know If you want to leave ♪ 971 00:50:39,768 --> 00:50:42,269 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 972 00:50:42,271 --> 00:50:44,237 ♪ Or you wanna die ♪ 973 00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:49,142 ♪ Oh, oh, I want your love ♪ 974 00:50:49,144 --> 00:50:53,613 ♪ Babe, I long your love ♪ 975 00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:56,749 ♪ Oh, baby Who knows the reason why ♪ 976 00:50:56,751 --> 00:50:58,387 - [laughing] - Ow! 977 00:51:01,257 --> 00:51:05,726 ♪ Oh, I just got to know ♪ 978 00:51:05,728 --> 00:51:09,295 Hey, Nat, Richard told me about your car. 979 00:51:09,297 --> 00:51:11,764 You guys should just come with us. 980 00:51:11,766 --> 00:51:14,534 [Richard] They're not listening to you. 981 00:51:14,536 --> 00:51:16,436 ♪ Somebody, somebody ♪ 982 00:51:16,438 --> 00:51:18,905 ♪ Why don't somebody Tell me, honey? ♪ 983 00:51:18,907 --> 00:51:22,543 ♪ Got to Got to know ♪ 984 00:51:22,545 --> 00:51:25,345 ♪ Honey, I'm down on my knees Begging ♪ 985 00:51:25,347 --> 00:51:27,447 ♪ Please, woman ♪ 986 00:51:27,449 --> 00:51:30,650 ♪ Honey, I love you With all my heart, honey ♪ 987 00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:33,621 ♪ I don't care How big you get now, woman ♪ 988 00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:36,293 [fades] 989 00:51:40,496 --> 00:51:43,467 You are going to have so much fun in college. 990 00:51:44,867 --> 00:51:46,800 I really hope so. 991 00:51:46,802 --> 00:51:48,434 You will. 992 00:51:48,436 --> 00:51:50,271 I know it's hard to imagine, 993 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,405 but especially since you're going to art school too. 994 00:51:52,407 --> 00:51:57,246 It's... It's an entire school filled with weirdos, like us. 995 00:51:59,315 --> 00:52:02,686 Hey, can I... Can I take your picture? 996 00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,787 - Right now? - Come on. 997 00:52:07,789 --> 00:52:09,690 Come on, just stand right there. It'll be fine. 998 00:52:09,692 --> 00:52:11,358 Uh, but I hate having my picture taken. 999 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,626 - Oh, why? You're beautiful. - Oh! 1000 00:52:13,628 --> 00:52:16,664 - You're gorgeous. You... You... - You're... 1001 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:19,603 You are the prettiest girl I've ever met. 1002 00:52:20,603 --> 00:52:22,603 - Okay, fine. - Yeah? 1003 00:52:22,605 --> 00:52:24,173 Okay. 1004 00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:27,611 [shutter clicks] 1005 00:52:28,945 --> 00:52:30,644 Amazing. 1006 00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:32,615 [sighs] That was such hard work. 1007 00:52:37,552 --> 00:52:38,755 Ooh. 1008 00:52:40,422 --> 00:52:41,655 All right. 1009 00:52:41,657 --> 00:52:43,824 Into my room, we go. 1010 00:52:43,826 --> 00:52:45,858 [beeps] 1011 00:52:45,860 --> 00:52:46,827 Into my room... 1012 00:52:46,829 --> 00:52:47,827 Whoa! 1013 00:52:47,829 --> 00:52:50,630 Come on! In or out, guy? 1014 00:52:50,632 --> 00:52:51,898 Wow! 1015 00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:55,869 [laughing, groaning] 1016 00:52:55,871 --> 00:52:57,537 - Ew! Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh! 1017 00:52:57,539 --> 00:52:59,340 - That's incredible! - I guess we should go to my room. 1018 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:00,744 That's... Oh, my God. 1019 00:53:05,248 --> 00:53:06,516 Can I kiss you? 1020 00:53:07,849 --> 00:53:09,318 Yeah. 1021 00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:21,662 - [knocking] - [faint] Hey, Nat, get out here. 1022 00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:23,563 Wait. Do you hear that? 1023 00:53:23,565 --> 00:53:25,865 N-No. 1024 00:53:25,867 --> 00:53:27,367 [faint knocking] 1025 00:53:27,369 --> 00:53:29,940 No, I... I think there's someone there. 1026 00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:33,509 Okay. 1027 00:53:35,543 --> 00:53:38,579 - What do you want, Richard? - Hey, come here. It's an emergency. 1028 00:53:38,581 --> 00:53:40,481 - What? - Hey. 1029 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:43,450 Don't be a dummy, okay? Wrap it up. 1030 00:53:43,452 --> 00:53:44,818 - Thanks, Richard. - Hey. 1031 00:53:44,820 --> 00:53:47,320 - I'm proud of you, kid. - Okay. 1032 00:53:47,322 --> 00:53:48,692 Okay. 1033 00:53:51,661 --> 00:53:52,793 What did he want? 1034 00:53:52,795 --> 00:53:55,365 Uh, who knows? 1035 00:53:56,364 --> 00:53:58,567 - Hey. - I'm so tired. 1036 00:53:59,635 --> 00:54:01,338 I'm gonna shut the light off. 1037 00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:08,010 - Wait, come here. - Yeah. 1038 00:54:09,577 --> 00:54:12,679 Boop. [giggles] 1039 00:54:12,681 --> 00:54:14,750 - Good night. - Good night. 1040 00:54:36,472 --> 00:54:39,005 [chattering] 1041 00:54:39,007 --> 00:54:40,974 - [Rebecca] Hey. - Hey. 1042 00:54:40,976 --> 00:54:42,376 Took you long enough. 1043 00:54:42,378 --> 00:54:43,976 - Well, well, well. - Hi. 1044 00:54:43,978 --> 00:54:47,548 [Richard] Look who decided to join the living. 1045 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:50,550 - Hey. How ya feelin'? - Hi. I'm all right. You? 1046 00:54:50,552 --> 00:54:52,786 - You were talking so much in your sleep last night. - I was? 1047 00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:54,688 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. I just remembered. 1048 00:54:54,690 --> 00:54:56,690 I had the fucking craziest dream last night. 1049 00:54:56,692 --> 00:54:58,559 Yeah. Uh, I'll tell ya in a second. 1050 00:54:58,561 --> 00:55:01,561 Right now, Nat, would you please join me at the waffle bar? 1051 00:55:01,563 --> 00:55:03,097 Great, thanks. 1052 00:55:03,099 --> 00:55:04,630 - Uh, oh. - Hey! 1053 00:55:04,632 --> 00:55:06,032 Watch it, you. 1054 00:55:06,034 --> 00:55:08,034 - Don't start something you're not gonna finish. - Ha ha. 1055 00:55:08,036 --> 00:55:09,836 - So, yeah. - So, how'd it go? 1056 00:55:09,838 --> 00:55:11,771 Did you use that condom I gave you, or what? 1057 00:55:11,773 --> 00:55:13,005 - No. - No? 1058 00:55:13,007 --> 00:55:14,508 - No, I didn't. - Too bad. 1059 00:55:14,510 --> 00:55:17,610 I didn't use anything. 1060 00:55:17,612 --> 00:55:18,711 [clears throat] 1061 00:55:18,713 --> 00:55:20,447 We made out, a little. 1062 00:55:20,449 --> 00:55:21,581 - Yes. - I know. 1063 00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:22,816 - That's awesome, dude. - Oh, my God. 1064 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:24,418 - It was so nice. - Nice work. 1065 00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:26,820 So, listen. I, uh... 1066 00:55:26,822 --> 00:55:29,423 [exhales] I'm gonna need your help with something right now, man. 1067 00:55:29,425 --> 00:55:30,958 Yeah? What do you need? 1068 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:35,065 Well, I'm about to ask Nina to marry me, right here, right now. 1069 00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:39,133 Oh, wait. You're... You're serious. 1070 00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:40,867 Fuckin'-A right on, I am, dude. 1071 00:55:40,869 --> 00:55:42,403 I'm in love with this girl. 1072 00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,405 I have been since the second she walked into that bar. 1073 00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:46,907 Okay. Plus, check it out. 1074 00:55:46,909 --> 00:55:48,941 - I got her this sweet ring at the gas station this morning. - No, no. 1075 00:55:48,943 --> 00:55:51,043 - She's gonna love it. - Buddy, I think you're being a little impulsive. 1076 00:55:51,045 --> 00:55:52,780 - It's happening. - No, no. You do it at a later time. 1077 00:55:52,782 --> 00:55:53,880 Ladies. 1078 00:55:53,882 --> 00:55:55,682 [both giggling] 1079 00:55:55,684 --> 00:55:59,452 If I could interrupt your adorable giggling for a second, 1080 00:55:59,454 --> 00:56:00,824 I have an announcement. 1081 00:56:03,525 --> 00:56:05,726 Nina. 1082 00:56:05,728 --> 00:56:07,927 I know that we haven't known each other that long, 1083 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:11,932 and this might seem like it's coming outta the blue, but... 1084 00:56:11,934 --> 00:56:13,934 - [giggling] What're you doing? - Richard, hey... 1085 00:56:13,936 --> 00:56:16,036 - [Nina] Shh. Nat, hang on. - Buddy, nope. 1086 00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:18,438 - [Nina] Hold on. Shh! - Not right now. I'm in the middle of something. 1087 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,909 You know the phrase, "Sometimes when you know you just know"? 1088 00:56:21,911 --> 00:56:24,177 Well, I know. 1089 00:56:24,179 --> 00:56:27,113 I love you. And I can tell you love me. 1090 00:56:27,115 --> 00:56:28,715 [laughs] 1091 00:56:28,717 --> 00:56:33,987 So will you do me the honor of marrying me? 1092 00:56:33,989 --> 00:56:38,492 Oh. Oh, my God, you got me the special ring. 1093 00:56:38,494 --> 00:56:41,561 It's so cute. Did you get this at the gas station? 1094 00:56:41,563 --> 00:56:42,998 - [laughing] - Don't laugh. 1095 00:56:45,034 --> 00:56:47,133 - Get up! Come on. Don't be silly. - No. 1096 00:56:47,135 --> 00:56:49,735 I'm serious. 1097 00:56:49,737 --> 00:56:51,070 This is real. I... 1098 00:56:51,072 --> 00:56:52,775 Come on, get up. 1099 00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:57,945 Yeah. No, you know what? 1100 00:56:57,947 --> 00:56:59,679 You don't have to decide now. 1101 00:56:59,681 --> 00:57:02,818 I'll-I'll just hold onto this until you decide. 1102 00:57:06,088 --> 00:57:07,557 [coughs] 1103 00:57:10,759 --> 00:57:13,630 Wait. What about, uh... what about your dream? 1104 00:57:15,130 --> 00:57:16,766 Oh, yeah, your dream. 1105 00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:20,266 Oh. 1106 00:57:20,268 --> 00:57:22,603 Yeah. Right. 1107 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:25,037 [chuckles] Okay. 1108 00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:27,206 - It's pretty fuckin' crazy. - [Nina chuckles] 1109 00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:33,146 So, in the dream, I'm on tour with The Rolling fuckin' Stones. 1110 00:57:33,148 --> 00:57:36,516 - Oh, I love The Rolling Stones. - [scoffs] Of course you do. 1111 00:57:36,518 --> 00:57:39,952 Anyway, so, I'm hitchhiking on the highway, no cars, 1112 00:57:39,954 --> 00:57:43,824 and then all of a sudden, huge black tour bus pulls up, right? 1113 00:57:43,826 --> 00:57:46,994 Door opens, so fuck it. I get in. 1114 00:57:46,996 --> 00:57:48,829 And I come face-to-face with the guys. 1115 00:57:48,831 --> 00:57:51,063 Keith fuckin' pulls out a guitar, 1116 00:57:51,065 --> 00:57:53,967 hands it to me, 'cause he wants to jam. 1117 00:57:53,969 --> 00:57:59,139 Which is crazy, because I know how to play every single Rolling Stones song, 1118 00:57:59,141 --> 00:58:01,108 even though A, I don't play guitar, 1119 00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:05,711 and B, I probably haven't listened to The Stones in like, 15 years. 1120 00:58:05,713 --> 00:58:07,313 Why, you don't like them or something? 1121 00:58:07,315 --> 00:58:10,316 Are you kidding? I fuckin' love The Rolling Stones. 1122 00:58:10,318 --> 00:58:13,653 They're the fuckin' best rock band in history. 1123 00:58:13,655 --> 00:58:15,688 And before you say anything about The fuckin' Beatles, 1124 00:58:15,690 --> 00:58:17,257 you can shut your goddamn mouth, 1125 00:58:17,259 --> 00:58:20,693 because they'd be a hack pop band without George Martin, okay? 1126 00:58:20,695 --> 00:58:23,697 I just don't like what The Stones stand for, at this point. 1127 00:58:23,699 --> 00:58:26,833 - What do they stand for? - [sighs] 1128 00:58:26,835 --> 00:58:31,037 They stand for the fact that my generation, your generation, 1129 00:58:31,039 --> 00:58:34,173 - and their shitty generation has utterly failed to produce... - Whoa. 1130 00:58:34,175 --> 00:58:37,077 ...a rock band the caliber of The Rolling Stones. 1131 00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:40,780 There is no band that people remember now, never mind in 30 years. 1132 00:58:40,782 --> 00:58:43,316 Are you fucking kidding? Fuck The Stones. 1133 00:58:43,318 --> 00:58:45,017 So let me get this straight. 1134 00:58:45,019 --> 00:58:48,921 Because you hate every band but The Stones, you hate The Stones. 1135 00:58:48,923 --> 00:58:50,724 See? You get it. 1136 00:58:50,726 --> 00:58:54,193 And believe me, I'm so fuckin' tired of women saying 1137 00:58:54,195 --> 00:58:57,130 they still find these old men sexy. 1138 00:58:57,132 --> 00:58:59,066 Like Mick's strutting up there, and they're like, 1139 00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:01,034 "Oh, I'm still fuckin' turned on by him." 1140 00:59:01,036 --> 00:59:03,003 No you're not. No you're fuckin' not. 1141 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,938 These are old geezers. 1142 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:07,840 And even if you found yourself in some groupie situation with them, 1143 00:59:07,842 --> 00:59:09,611 their dicks wouldn't even fuckin' work. 1144 00:59:11,614 --> 00:59:12,845 I'd still fuck Mick. 1145 00:59:12,847 --> 00:59:14,150 [utensils clatter] 1146 00:59:17,952 --> 00:59:19,021 [sighs] 1147 00:59:21,090 --> 00:59:23,593 [ring clatters] 1148 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,929 - Fuck you, cunt. - Whoa. 1149 00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:30,396 Rebecca, wait. Please don't go. 1150 00:59:30,398 --> 00:59:33,900 Rebecca, is there any way I can still go with you guys? 1151 00:59:33,902 --> 00:59:35,302 - [Nina] Unlock the car. - I did! 1152 00:59:35,304 --> 00:59:36,403 - Rebecca, please. - Nina, wait. 1153 00:59:36,405 --> 00:59:39,139 - Richard, don't! Please. - I'm sorry. 1154 00:59:39,141 --> 00:59:41,208 - I'll do whatever you need. - Nat, just call me. 1155 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,010 - I don't have your number. - [Nina] Becca, just go. 1156 00:59:43,012 --> 00:59:44,778 - Nina, I'm sorry. - Please. 1157 00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:46,412 - Hey! I love you. - Rebecca, please. 1158 00:59:46,414 --> 00:59:48,682 - [Nina] Get away from the car. - I love you. I'm sorry. 1159 00:59:48,684 --> 00:59:51,017 - Just open the door. Talk to me. - Get away from the car! 1160 00:59:51,019 --> 00:59:52,188 Fuck! 1161 00:59:55,891 --> 00:59:58,425 You can't call women the fuckin' C-word. 1162 00:59:58,427 --> 01:00:00,159 Yeah, well, she just broke my heart, Nat. 1163 01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,762 So I think "cunt" is the appropriate word. 1164 01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:03,329 I'm gonna go find my way to LA. 1165 01:00:03,331 --> 01:00:05,432 Oh, you're just pissed because Rebecca wouldn't fuck you. 1166 01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:07,367 Don't take it out on me, bro. 1167 01:00:07,369 --> 01:00:10,037 I'm the one who's brokenhearted here. I'm the one that just got hurt. 1168 01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:12,838 You don't think I see right fucking through you? 1169 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,907 That you're fucking using me? 1170 01:00:14,909 --> 01:00:19,713 I'm paying for your hotel room, your food, your fuckin' drinks, 1171 01:00:19,715 --> 01:00:22,382 which, by the way, if you don't know, you're a fucking alcoholic! 1172 01:00:22,384 --> 01:00:24,316 Shut the fuck up, dude. No, no, no, no, no. 1173 01:00:24,318 --> 01:00:27,320 'Cause you're not paying for jack shit, little rich boy. 1174 01:00:27,322 --> 01:00:30,023 - Mommy and Daddy are paying for everything. - Whatever! 1175 01:00:30,025 --> 01:00:32,224 Have fun finding your way to fuckin' Vegas, 1176 01:00:32,226 --> 01:00:34,695 'cause you're not fuckin' coming with me to LA. 1177 01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:36,697 And you think I'm using you, dude? No. 1178 01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:39,199 You're fucking using me. Okay, my image! 1179 01:00:39,201 --> 01:00:42,101 Everything I fuckin' stand for, for your bullshit fucking art. 1180 01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:43,737 Fuck you. 1181 01:00:43,739 --> 01:00:45,905 And what you don't even get is that I have feelings, dude. 1182 01:00:45,907 --> 01:00:48,141 I have feelings just like you. Okay? 1183 01:00:48,143 --> 01:00:50,844 But you don't even see that because to you, I'm just some weird dude 1184 01:00:50,846 --> 01:00:53,412 you're slumming it with on the road, that you can fuckin' use 1185 01:00:53,414 --> 01:00:56,048 for stories to get your fuckin' dick sucked in art school. 1186 01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:58,184 - Fuck you, dude. - What the fuck are you talking about, Richard? 1187 01:00:58,186 --> 01:01:00,287 Come on, man! 1188 01:01:00,289 --> 01:01:01,987 You're fuckin' handsome. 1189 01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:03,923 You're rich. 1190 01:01:03,925 --> 01:01:07,059 You're on your way to becoming some fuckin' big artist or whatever. 1191 01:01:07,061 --> 01:01:10,162 And what am I? I'm just some fuckin' poor, ugly piece of shit 1192 01:01:10,164 --> 01:01:12,099 on his way to an early grave. 1193 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:14,434 And here I was gonna help you out of a jam 1194 01:01:14,436 --> 01:01:16,836 so you wouldn't have to go running back to Mommy and Daddy again. 1195 01:01:16,838 --> 01:01:18,472 - Please, tell me how you were gonna help me. - How? 1196 01:01:18,474 --> 01:01:20,474 - I would love that. - How? I happen to have a friend 1197 01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:22,342 who lives not too far from here named François. 1198 01:01:22,344 --> 01:01:25,244 I snap my fucking fingers and he'll show up here, 1199 01:01:25,246 --> 01:01:27,246 - and he'll do whatever it takes to get you to LA. - Oh. 1200 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:30,050 Pretty soon, you'll be in art school all safe and sound, 1201 01:01:30,052 --> 01:01:32,318 - while I'll be on the road fuckin' dying in a ditch. - Good luck with that. 1202 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,521 I'm gonna take the bus. Have fun. 1203 01:01:34,523 --> 01:01:35,988 Joke's on you, asshole. 1204 01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:37,326 There's no bus station in this town. 1205 01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:46,068 Fuck! 1206 01:01:47,135 --> 01:01:48,467 Fine! 1207 01:01:48,469 --> 01:01:50,936 Call Francis or whatever the fuck his name is. 1208 01:01:50,938 --> 01:01:52,171 His name's François. 1209 01:01:52,173 --> 01:01:53,539 I don't give a fuck. 1210 01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:56,275 Okay, cool, I just... I need your phone. 1211 01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,376 What? 1212 01:01:57,378 --> 01:01:58,945 I need your phone to make the call. 1213 01:01:58,947 --> 01:02:00,750 I don't have a phone. 1214 01:02:11,393 --> 01:02:12,961 What's your code? 1215 01:02:14,195 --> 01:02:15,961 Couple things about François. 1216 01:02:15,963 --> 01:02:18,231 - What? - One, 1217 01:02:18,233 --> 01:02:21,001 don't call him Francis or Frank 1218 01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:22,401 or any shit like that, okay? 1219 01:02:22,403 --> 01:02:24,204 He doesn't like it. 1220 01:02:24,206 --> 01:02:26,072 Number two, 1221 01:02:26,074 --> 01:02:29,441 guy thinks he's some sort of fuckin' hard-core badass or whatever. 1222 01:02:29,443 --> 01:02:30,577 He's not. 1223 01:02:30,579 --> 01:02:32,144 He's a fuckin' pussy, 1224 01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:34,246 so don't listen to anything he says, okay? 1225 01:02:34,248 --> 01:02:36,416 Sounds just like you. 1226 01:02:36,418 --> 01:02:39,019 You know, you're becoming a real fuckin' asshole. 1227 01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:40,490 Well, I'm learning from the best. 1228 01:02:43,891 --> 01:02:45,458 - Minivan? - Yep. 1229 01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,526 All right. 1230 01:02:47,528 --> 01:02:52,068 So, just as soon as I have you sign here... 1231 01:02:53,501 --> 01:02:56,869 And here. Yep. 1232 01:02:56,871 --> 01:02:59,442 I can go ahead and take that car off your hands for ya. 1233 01:03:01,543 --> 01:03:03,112 All right. [sighs] 1234 01:03:05,246 --> 01:03:06,412 All right. 1235 01:03:06,414 --> 01:03:08,416 Pleasure doing business with ya. 1236 01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:21,327 Really need all that? 1237 01:03:21,329 --> 01:03:23,162 I mean, I can't just leave it all. 1238 01:03:23,164 --> 01:03:24,331 Right? 1239 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:25,835 Whatever, man. 1240 01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:33,409 Is that him? 1241 01:03:34,376 --> 01:03:35,278 What the hell? 1242 01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:38,612 [door opens] 1243 01:03:38,614 --> 01:03:42,182 Oh, I guess some things just never change, huh? 1244 01:03:42,184 --> 01:03:43,650 François? 1245 01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:45,320 It's good to see ya, man. 1246 01:03:47,456 --> 01:03:49,858 - What are you wearing? - Clothes. 1247 01:03:50,525 --> 01:03:52,092 - Hey. - Hi. 1248 01:03:52,094 --> 01:03:53,360 - You must be Nat. - Yes. 1249 01:03:53,362 --> 01:03:54,494 Yeah. 1250 01:03:54,496 --> 01:03:56,362 Heard a lot of great stuff about you. 1251 01:03:56,364 --> 01:03:58,298 Oh. Good things, I hope. 1252 01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:59,900 - Good things, yeah. - Great. 1253 01:03:59,902 --> 01:04:01,601 Um, by the way, thank you so much for doing this. 1254 01:04:01,603 --> 01:04:04,336 No, problemo. De nada. 1255 01:04:04,338 --> 01:04:07,039 - That's a nice camera. What is that? - Uh, Pentax K1000. 1256 01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:08,474 - K1000? - Yeah. 1257 01:04:08,476 --> 01:04:10,943 - Where'd you get that? - Oh, my grandfather gave it to me. 1258 01:04:10,945 --> 01:04:12,646 Whoa! What the fuck, dude? 1259 01:04:12,648 --> 01:04:14,481 Yeah. That's Jacqueline. Watch your mouth, brother. 1260 01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:17,416 Yeah, miracle of life. 1261 01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:19,418 Pretty cool, right? Let's get the party started here. 1262 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:21,121 Get your shit in the back. 1263 01:04:21,123 --> 01:04:23,356 Since when do you drive a Prius? 1264 01:04:23,358 --> 01:04:25,691 Since the Earth began to die. 1265 01:04:25,693 --> 01:04:28,994 [Richard] What happened to the GTO, man? 1266 01:04:28,996 --> 01:04:31,466 [François] I get 45 miles per gallon in the city in this thing. 1267 01:04:37,472 --> 01:04:39,104 Buckle up, dude. 1268 01:04:39,106 --> 01:04:40,673 What? 1269 01:04:40,675 --> 01:04:42,378 There's a kid in the car. 1270 01:04:44,378 --> 01:04:47,514 [folk song playing on radio] 1271 01:04:47,516 --> 01:04:50,717 [man] ♪ A-tisket, a-tasket ♪ 1272 01:04:50,719 --> 01:04:54,253 ♪ A green and yellow basket ♪ 1273 01:04:54,255 --> 01:04:57,624 ♪ I sent a letter to my mother ♪ 1274 01:04:57,626 --> 01:05:00,559 ♪ On the way I dropped it ♪ 1275 01:05:00,561 --> 01:05:01,961 ♪ I dropped it... ♪ 1276 01:05:01,963 --> 01:05:04,967 So Richard, uh, you've been unusually quiet. 1277 01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:09,105 What the fuck happened to you, man? 1278 01:05:10,739 --> 01:05:13,106 This guy basically taught me everything I know. 1279 01:05:13,108 --> 01:05:16,108 Literally, I wouldn't even be able to wipe my own ass if it wasn't for this guy. 1280 01:05:16,110 --> 01:05:18,311 You don't know how to wipe your own ass, you dumb shit. 1281 01:05:18,313 --> 01:05:20,313 Well, that is kind of true. 1282 01:05:20,315 --> 01:05:22,315 But seriously, what happened? 1283 01:05:22,317 --> 01:05:25,117 Hey, life goes on. People change, man. 1284 01:05:25,119 --> 01:05:27,022 You're looking at the new me. 1285 01:05:33,628 --> 01:05:35,427 [Richard] Hey, Nat, will you hand me my backpack? 1286 01:05:35,429 --> 01:05:36,965 Uh, yeah, sure. 1287 01:05:43,338 --> 01:05:45,007 [sighs] 1288 01:05:50,344 --> 01:05:52,211 What the fu... Hey, have you seen my knife? 1289 01:05:52,213 --> 01:05:54,179 Your knife? 1290 01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:56,182 Yeah, my knife. 1291 01:05:56,184 --> 01:05:57,650 My fuckin' dad gave me that knife. 1292 01:05:57,652 --> 01:06:00,119 It's the only thing I have from him. It's not here. 1293 01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:03,023 Um, no. No, no, no, no. I haven't seen your knife. 1294 01:06:03,025 --> 01:06:04,293 Your knife, no. 1295 01:06:06,061 --> 01:06:07,193 That's weird. 1296 01:06:07,195 --> 01:06:09,496 [Nathan] Yeah, weird. 1297 01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:12,434 [François] When's the last time you were in Albuquerque, Richard? 1298 01:06:13,702 --> 01:06:16,168 You're too good for us now. 1299 01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:19,139 More like, Albuquerque's too good for me. 1300 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:23,342 [Nathan] Hey man, again, I just wanna say thank you so much for this. 1301 01:06:23,344 --> 01:06:25,077 I really, really appreciate it. 1302 01:06:25,079 --> 01:06:27,146 [François] Yeah. Hey, it's Richard we're talking about, right? 1303 01:06:27,148 --> 01:06:29,351 I can't tell you how many times this guy's gotten me out of a jam. 1304 01:06:31,452 --> 01:06:32,554 Uh... 1305 01:06:34,389 --> 01:06:38,057 the sign says straight for Albuquerque. 1306 01:06:38,059 --> 01:06:40,827 - Huh? - The sign back there, it said straight for Albuquerque. 1307 01:06:40,829 --> 01:06:42,131 No. 1308 01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:45,130 We're, uh, taking a shortcut. 1309 01:06:45,132 --> 01:06:46,532 We're gonna go around the traffic. 1310 01:06:46,534 --> 01:06:47,769 Oh. Okay. 1311 01:06:51,773 --> 01:06:53,572 [Richard] Everybody's got Chlamydia. 1312 01:06:53,574 --> 01:06:56,242 - Fuckin' everybody's got Chlamydia. - [François] Yeah. 1313 01:06:56,244 --> 01:06:58,244 I'm talking to François about it, and he goes... 1314 01:06:58,246 --> 01:07:00,280 - Dude, I can't believe you're bringing this up. - "My bad." 1315 01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:02,115 - You remember that? - Yeah. I do, I do. 1316 01:07:02,117 --> 01:07:03,816 'Cause he was the one who had it. 1317 01:07:03,818 --> 01:07:06,119 He gave everybody the same Chlamydia. 1318 01:07:06,121 --> 01:07:08,354 - Anybody else need to piss? - [laughs] 1319 01:07:08,356 --> 01:07:10,690 Oh, man, we had some good fuckin' times together, man. 1320 01:07:10,692 --> 01:07:13,092 - Oh, shit, we sure did. - Oh, shit. 1321 01:07:13,094 --> 01:07:15,360 - Get out of the car. - [Nathan] Holy shit. What are you doing? 1322 01:07:15,362 --> 01:07:17,563 - Oh, fuck. - Get out of the car. Get the fuck out of the car. 1323 01:07:17,565 --> 01:07:20,333 - Go stand over there. - Fuck me. 1324 01:07:20,335 --> 01:07:22,534 How did I not see this coming? 1325 01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:24,539 You, give me your shit. 1326 01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:27,574 - What? - Your shit. 1327 01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:29,842 I want your wallet, I want your phone, and I want that sweet-ass camera. 1328 01:07:29,844 --> 01:07:32,144 Put it on the seat right now. 1329 01:07:32,146 --> 01:07:34,179 Hey, ándale. Let's go. 1330 01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:35,384 Come on. 1331 01:07:37,885 --> 01:07:40,353 If you want my shit, you're gonna have to come get it. 1332 01:07:40,355 --> 01:07:42,322 What shit do you have? You don't have any shit. 1333 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:43,822 That's not how friends treat each other. 1334 01:07:43,824 --> 01:07:46,258 I just told that great story about how you gave me Chlamydia. 1335 01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:47,726 That doesn't make us friends. 1336 01:07:47,728 --> 01:07:49,695 The only reason I'm here is 'cause you said 1337 01:07:49,697 --> 01:07:52,164 you're with a little rich kid with a wad of cash. 1338 01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:54,733 Now look, you're not gonna say anything about this to anybody 1339 01:07:54,735 --> 01:08:00,173 because if you do, I'm gonna take a little fuckin' visit to Enfield Lane, 1340 01:08:00,175 --> 01:08:02,876 and I'm gonna curb-stomp your fuckin' mom and dad. 1341 01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:04,878 - [baby crying] - Shh. I know, honey. 1342 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,746 It's okay. 1343 01:08:06,748 --> 01:08:09,249 I will kick your mother the fuck over, dude. 1344 01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:10,816 Is that what you want? 1345 01:08:10,818 --> 01:08:13,418 So you go ahead, you call the cops. 1346 01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:15,190 I'll take it out in pain. 1347 01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:18,226 Adios, motherfuckers. 1348 01:08:37,945 --> 01:08:39,879 I am so sorry. 1349 01:08:39,881 --> 01:08:41,851 - If I had any... - I'm done. 1350 01:08:48,823 --> 01:08:50,326 Hang on, Nat. 1351 01:08:52,627 --> 01:08:57,166 This is my fault, like, almost all of it. 1352 01:08:59,201 --> 01:09:00,469 Where are you going? 1353 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:03,506 Nat, hang on. 1354 01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:10,345 Yeah, that's right. You-You lead the way, I'll follow you. 1355 01:09:13,648 --> 01:09:16,348 Nat, I fucked up. 1356 01:09:16,350 --> 01:09:17,683 Shut up, Richard. 1357 01:09:17,685 --> 01:09:19,885 Okay. Good. You're talking to me again? 1358 01:09:19,887 --> 01:09:22,688 Oh, thank God. This has been the longest three hours of my life. 1359 01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:24,691 - Oh, my God. - You know, if I had my knife, 1360 01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:26,526 I totally could've stabbed that asshole. 1361 01:09:26,528 --> 01:09:28,494 I threw your knife out the window! 1362 01:09:28,496 --> 01:09:29,728 - What? - Yeah. 1363 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:32,799 So fuck you and fuck your knife. 1364 01:09:32,801 --> 01:09:34,334 Oh. Well, I guess we're even, now. 1365 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:35,835 - Richard. - Huh? 1366 01:09:35,837 --> 01:09:37,402 - Shut up. - Oh. 1367 01:09:37,404 --> 01:09:38,870 Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1368 01:09:38,872 --> 01:09:41,340 - You got it. - [sighs] 1369 01:09:41,342 --> 01:09:42,912 [blowing] 1370 01:09:52,587 --> 01:09:55,888 I think I figured the whole Nina thing out. 1371 01:09:55,890 --> 01:09:58,657 I think the mistake I made was I-I came on too strong. 1372 01:09:58,659 --> 01:10:02,394 I just... I fall in love too quick. 1373 01:10:02,396 --> 01:10:04,500 [Richard] You know, that's like... that's my cross to bear. 1374 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,606 [Richard] Hey. 1375 01:10:13,608 --> 01:10:15,508 Hey, little guy. 1376 01:10:15,510 --> 01:10:17,376 You still mad at me? 1377 01:10:17,378 --> 01:10:18,413 [Nathan] Shut up. 1378 01:10:21,716 --> 01:10:23,816 [Nathan] You hear that? 1379 01:10:23,818 --> 01:10:24,820 Hey! 1380 01:10:26,421 --> 01:10:27,954 Hey, hey! 1381 01:10:27,956 --> 01:10:29,557 Hey! 1382 01:10:31,659 --> 01:10:32,827 Huh. 1383 01:10:40,635 --> 01:10:42,701 - Hi. - Hey. 1384 01:10:42,703 --> 01:10:44,670 Thank you so much for stopping. 1385 01:10:44,672 --> 01:10:46,973 What the heck are you doing out here? 1386 01:10:46,975 --> 01:10:48,641 Uh, it's a long story. 1387 01:10:48,643 --> 01:10:50,610 Uh, do you mind giving us a lift? 1388 01:10:50,612 --> 01:10:53,012 Well, I'm going as far as Silver City. You wanna go there? 1389 01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:54,880 Uh, yeah, that'd be great. Please. 1390 01:10:54,882 --> 01:10:56,715 Okay, guys. Hop on in. Come on. 1391 01:10:56,717 --> 01:10:58,487 Okay. Great. Thank you. 1392 01:11:01,488 --> 01:11:03,889 [woman] Here we go. 1393 01:11:03,891 --> 01:11:06,759 I've been up in Gila for the last few days. 1394 01:11:06,761 --> 01:11:08,760 I volunteer with the Park Service. 1395 01:11:08,762 --> 01:11:10,562 - [Nathan] Cool. - Yeah, cool. 1396 01:11:10,564 --> 01:11:12,031 - It is cool. - It's cold. It's freezing. 1397 01:11:12,033 --> 01:11:13,766 Here, take this sweatshirt. 1398 01:11:13,768 --> 01:11:15,000 - Here, put it on. - Are you sure? 1399 01:11:15,002 --> 01:11:16,568 Yeah, sure I'm sure. 1400 01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:17,872 Thank you. 1401 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:20,807 What's going on with you guys? 1402 01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:23,543 What're you doing out on the road like that? 1403 01:11:23,545 --> 01:11:26,379 - Uh, we just got robbed and were stranded up here. - What? 1404 01:11:26,381 --> 01:11:28,513 - What, you got robbed? - Yeah. 1405 01:11:28,515 --> 01:11:31,416 - Oh, my God. - Friend of mine, who was supposed to be giving us a ride... 1406 01:11:31,418 --> 01:11:32,884 - A friend! - Well. 1407 01:11:32,886 --> 01:11:35,955 [laughing] Some friend. 1408 01:11:35,957 --> 01:11:38,691 - Yeah. - Jesus Christ. 1409 01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:40,660 [woman] Well, you're lucky it's January. 1410 01:11:40,662 --> 01:11:43,562 It could've been worse. The bears are all napping. 1411 01:11:43,564 --> 01:11:46,866 God, I remember three summers ago I was out here, 1412 01:11:46,868 --> 01:11:49,369 was on an expedition with a bunch of botanists. 1413 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:53,138 They were out collecting a bunch of samples out in the field 1414 01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:54,874 and I was back at camp. 1415 01:11:54,876 --> 01:11:56,776 And I thought I'd make some... 1416 01:11:56,778 --> 01:11:58,910 some vegetable soup for everybody. 1417 01:11:58,912 --> 01:12:03,116 So I was peeling potatoes and I hear this... 1418 01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:07,754 [humming] 1419 01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:10,156 - What's that? - [chuckles] 1420 01:12:10,158 --> 01:12:12,558 Yeah, that's what I thought. "What's that?" 1421 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,861 And I look up, 1422 01:12:14,863 --> 01:12:17,796 and there's a little cub. 1423 01:12:17,798 --> 01:12:20,098 And there's another little cub. 1424 01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:22,802 And behind the two cubs is Mommy. 1425 01:12:22,804 --> 01:12:23,870 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 1426 01:12:23,872 --> 01:12:26,805 Yeah. And she was not happy. 1427 01:12:26,807 --> 01:12:29,875 - And she was not asking me for soup. - [chuckles] 1428 01:12:29,877 --> 01:12:32,544 And I remembered, you know, you're supposed to, like, 1429 01:12:32,546 --> 01:12:34,781 get real full of yourself, you know? 1430 01:12:34,783 --> 01:12:38,084 You're supposed to, like, you know, be big, try to be as big as they are. 1431 01:12:38,086 --> 01:12:40,585 Well I'm 5'4", you know. So that's not gonna happen. 1432 01:12:40,587 --> 01:12:45,157 But I just got so full of adrenaline and fear 1433 01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:47,759 that I just started yelling at her. 1434 01:12:47,761 --> 01:12:51,964 And I said, "Get the fuck out of my campground, you crazy bitch!" 1435 01:12:51,966 --> 01:12:56,501 And... And I started throwing my potatoes at her. 1436 01:12:56,503 --> 01:12:58,603 And I startled her. She just... 1437 01:12:58,605 --> 01:13:01,040 I didn't know what was gonna happen, and all of a sudden... 1438 01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:03,108 Oh, thank you Jesus... she ran! 1439 01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:05,710 She ran. Her cubs ran. 1440 01:13:05,712 --> 01:13:08,848 And I just kept throwing. I was just picking up carrots and potatoes 1441 01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:11,217 and everything, and I just went crazy. 1442 01:13:11,219 --> 01:13:14,553 And... And then they were gone. 1443 01:13:14,555 --> 01:13:16,455 - And... - That's amazing. 1444 01:13:16,457 --> 01:13:17,924 And it was... 1445 01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:19,759 It was such a great feeling, you know? 1446 01:13:19,761 --> 01:13:22,160 It was like... It was like... It was like, you know... 1447 01:13:22,162 --> 01:13:24,897 Those times when you just feel like a penny waiting for a change 1448 01:13:24,899 --> 01:13:27,599 and then all of a sudden, the cash box is full. 1449 01:13:27,601 --> 01:13:30,469 Yeah. It was all right. 1450 01:13:30,471 --> 01:13:34,005 You know, those botanists came back and I-I told them that story. 1451 01:13:34,007 --> 01:13:35,775 [clicks tongue] 1452 01:13:35,777 --> 01:13:38,643 Well, somebody else was Big Man On Campus that night. 1453 01:13:38,645 --> 01:13:41,947 - [both laughing] - I can tell you that. That was the truth, yeah. 1454 01:13:41,949 --> 01:13:44,884 - Yeah. - Somewhere that bear's telling the story 1455 01:13:44,886 --> 01:13:49,625 - about the crazy lady with vegetables. - Yeah. [laughing] 1456 01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:17,817 Hey, Nat? 1457 01:14:17,819 --> 01:14:19,986 Nat. Wake up, buddy. 1458 01:14:19,988 --> 01:14:21,620 Okay. 1459 01:14:21,622 --> 01:14:25,892 I think you should report what happened to the police. 1460 01:14:25,894 --> 01:14:28,027 - Um... - Okay? 1461 01:14:28,029 --> 01:14:29,661 - Thank you. Yeah. - Yeah. 1462 01:14:29,663 --> 01:14:31,731 - Um, thank you very much. - You bet. 1463 01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:33,566 - For everything. Really. - You bet. No problem. 1464 01:14:33,568 --> 01:14:35,735 Hey. Hold on a second. 1465 01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:37,239 [grunting] Hold on a second. 1466 01:14:44,712 --> 01:14:46,711 You guys need this more than I do. 1467 01:14:46,713 --> 01:14:48,947 [clears throat] 1468 01:14:48,949 --> 01:14:50,950 - Thank you. - Sure. 1469 01:14:50,952 --> 01:14:52,684 - Really, thank you. - It's okay. Yeah. 1470 01:14:52,686 --> 01:14:55,888 You just... You go on in there and just tell 'em everything, 1471 01:14:55,890 --> 01:14:57,255 and they'll take care of ya. 1472 01:14:57,257 --> 01:14:58,991 I've known these guys for years. They're great. 1473 01:14:58,993 --> 01:15:00,293 - Okay, cool. Thank you. - Okay. 1474 01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:02,894 Hey, Richard? Good luck to ya, buddy. 1475 01:15:02,896 --> 01:15:04,099 Thanks for everything, Dotty. 1476 01:15:15,042 --> 01:15:18,145 Well... I guess this is it. 1477 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:27,786 I don't know about you, but I'm starving. 1478 01:15:27,788 --> 01:15:29,023 Wait. What? 1479 01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:39,100 [Nathan] This is seriously, like, the best food I've ever eaten. 1480 01:15:40,268 --> 01:15:42,034 You've changed, man. 1481 01:15:42,036 --> 01:15:44,336 You're no longer like the baby Nat that I met a couple days ago. 1482 01:15:44,338 --> 01:15:47,272 You're like, real hard-core now. 1483 01:15:47,274 --> 01:15:50,875 - Being held at gunpoint will do that to you. - It's true. 1484 01:15:50,877 --> 01:15:53,278 Hey, so when you go to the cops, 1485 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,813 probably gonna hang out here. 1486 01:15:54,815 --> 01:15:56,781 Me and the police, we don't really mix very well. 1487 01:15:56,783 --> 01:16:00,288 I'm not going to the station. Hitching a ride to Albuquerque. 1488 01:16:01,689 --> 01:16:03,222 To Albuquerque? 1489 01:16:03,224 --> 01:16:04,857 François. 1490 01:16:04,859 --> 01:16:07,293 - You ready to see how it's done? - By all means, please. 1491 01:16:07,295 --> 01:16:09,160 - You ready to see the master in action? - I would love to. 1492 01:16:09,162 --> 01:16:10,862 - Show me how it's done please, bud. - [blows] 1493 01:16:10,864 --> 01:16:12,031 Here we go. 1494 01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:14,333 We're about to go to Albuquerque. 1495 01:16:14,335 --> 01:16:16,768 Ten bucks says I get the first car. 1496 01:16:16,770 --> 01:16:18,103 - You guys need a ride? - [Richard] Yeah. 1497 01:16:18,105 --> 01:16:20,071 - [Nathan] Yeah, we would love one. - Yeah, come on. Why? 1498 01:16:20,073 --> 01:16:21,906 [Nathan] Yeah, are you going to Albuquerque? 1499 01:16:21,908 --> 01:16:23,742 Real sorry, dude. She's freakin' out. I don't know. 1500 01:16:23,744 --> 01:16:25,777 Fuck you! 1501 01:16:25,779 --> 01:16:27,146 That was weird. 1502 01:16:27,148 --> 01:16:29,382 Fuck, man. 1503 01:16:29,384 --> 01:16:31,349 Ah, actually that happens to me all the time. 1504 01:16:31,351 --> 01:16:33,352 - Really? - Yeah. 1505 01:16:33,354 --> 01:16:35,987 You get out here and try it. Maybe your pretty face will change the equation. 1506 01:16:35,989 --> 01:16:37,956 Sure. Should I... So it's blowin' on the thumb? 1507 01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:40,826 - Oh, just get out there, you little shit. - That's... Just blow on it? 1508 01:16:40,828 --> 01:16:41,960 - Yeah. - Like that? 1509 01:16:41,962 --> 01:16:43,294 - Shut up. - Do I shake it? 1510 01:16:43,296 --> 01:16:45,296 - Do I go rad? - You know what? Don't get cocky, okay? 1511 01:16:45,298 --> 01:16:47,700 Oh. Hey, hey, hey. 1512 01:16:47,702 --> 01:16:48,867 - I think I got one. - What? 1513 01:16:48,869 --> 01:16:50,402 - No! - Yes! 1514 01:16:50,404 --> 01:16:53,272 - [cackles] - Are you kidding? 1515 01:16:53,274 --> 01:16:54,973 - Amazing! - That's not how it works. 1516 01:16:54,975 --> 01:16:56,776 I want you to know that. 1517 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:59,144 - You just got lucky. That's beginner's luck. - No. 1518 01:16:59,146 --> 01:17:01,046 Hi. Uh, we're headed towards Albuquerque. 1519 01:17:01,048 --> 01:17:03,081 - Do you mind if you take us? - Get in the back. 1520 01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:05,386 - Get in the back. - I got the car. 1521 01:17:11,359 --> 01:17:12,761 [Richard] Right up here is fine. 1522 01:17:16,264 --> 01:17:18,763 - Thank you so much, Gary. - [Gary] All right, man. 1523 01:17:18,765 --> 01:17:21,702 - Good luck with getting your kids back. - [Nathan] Thank you very much. 1524 01:17:23,970 --> 01:17:25,204 [Richard] Okay, listen. 1525 01:17:25,206 --> 01:17:27,106 I don't know what you think you're doing, okay, 1526 01:17:27,108 --> 01:17:30,742 but this isn't your exact world, okay, crime and so forth. 1527 01:17:30,744 --> 01:17:33,745 So you don't just go barging into some guy's house who robbed you at gunpoint. 1528 01:17:33,747 --> 01:17:34,946 - I think that's the car. - Wait. No. 1529 01:17:34,948 --> 01:17:36,482 It may be, but it doesn't matter. 1530 01:17:36,484 --> 01:17:38,217 Are you listening to me? 1531 01:17:38,219 --> 01:17:40,052 You... Nat. 1532 01:17:40,054 --> 01:17:41,887 - Nat! - Shut up, Richard. Come on. 1533 01:17:41,889 --> 01:17:44,889 - You can't sneak around in the middle of broad daylight. - Shh! 1534 01:17:44,891 --> 01:17:46,826 Walk like a normal person. 1535 01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:49,027 You look ridi... Oh, my God. 1536 01:17:49,029 --> 01:17:50,331 You're gonna get us arrested. 1537 01:17:57,171 --> 01:17:59,007 My wallet and stuff are in the back. 1538 01:18:00,807 --> 01:18:02,340 Shit. It's locked. 1539 01:18:02,342 --> 01:18:04,943 What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no! 1540 01:18:04,945 --> 01:18:07,448 Come back. No, don't. 1541 01:18:13,386 --> 01:18:15,053 - God! Fuck! - Shh! 1542 01:18:15,055 --> 01:18:17,889 Goddamn it. That cactus got me right in the fuckin' dick. 1543 01:18:17,891 --> 01:18:20,259 - His keys are right by the front door. - God. Fuck. 1544 01:18:20,261 --> 01:18:22,827 God. 1545 01:18:22,829 --> 01:18:25,097 - Door's locked. - Okay. Well, we tried. Let's go. 1546 01:18:25,099 --> 01:18:26,397 Yeah. Let's go through the back. 1547 01:18:26,399 --> 01:18:28,400 No. We're not going through the back. 1548 01:18:28,402 --> 01:18:30,535 You don't go in the back door of someone's house 1549 01:18:30,537 --> 01:18:34,874 who you know has a gun, and is also inside the house. 1550 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:38,843 You are doing this wrong. It's not like the back door is gonna be open anyway. 1551 01:18:38,845 --> 01:18:39,747 Oh, goddamn it! 1552 01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:09,377 [TV show playing faintly] 1553 01:19:15,949 --> 01:19:19,951 [man on TV] When Turner gives the order, cease fire. 1554 01:19:19,953 --> 01:19:21,853 [Nathan whispering] I'm gonna get his keys. Cover me. Okay? 1555 01:19:21,855 --> 01:19:23,125 Okay. 1556 01:19:25,025 --> 01:19:26,525 [man on TV] You wait for a sign. 1557 01:19:26,527 --> 01:19:27,996 [TV chatter continues] 1558 01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:52,154 Go. 1559 01:19:59,393 --> 01:20:01,863 [baby babbling] Mommy. 1560 01:20:03,264 --> 01:20:04,533 [baby coos] 1561 01:20:09,237 --> 01:20:10,172 [coos] 1562 01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:15,010 [mutters] 1563 01:20:22,483 --> 01:20:23,952 [squeals] 1564 01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:27,620 - Hang on. - What? 1565 01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:29,925 I'm gonna take a shit on this guy's front step. 1566 01:20:31,559 --> 01:20:33,295 No one fucks with my friends. 1567 01:20:35,095 --> 01:20:37,095 - [straining] - Hurry up. 1568 01:20:37,097 --> 01:20:38,930 - Richard. - Oh! 1569 01:20:38,932 --> 01:20:40,299 Taking a shit on my steps? 1570 01:20:40,301 --> 01:20:42,367 Monica, get the gun. 1571 01:20:42,369 --> 01:20:44,035 Oh, God. 1572 01:20:44,037 --> 01:20:46,405 You little bitch-ass piece of shit! 1573 01:20:46,407 --> 01:20:48,907 - François, I can't hear you. - I said, get the gun! 1574 01:20:48,909 --> 01:20:51,610 Don't yell. You'll wake up the ba... Oh, you woke the baby. 1575 01:20:51,612 --> 01:20:53,646 - So, feed her! - Father of the Fuckin' Year. 1576 01:20:53,648 --> 01:20:55,915 - Is that Richard? - [Richard] Hi, Monica. 1577 01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:57,049 Cool, guys. Awesome. 1578 01:20:57,051 --> 01:20:58,987 [groans] 1579 01:21:02,122 --> 01:21:03,923 You think you're so hard, don't you? 1580 01:21:03,925 --> 01:21:05,360 You don't know hard. 1581 01:21:07,161 --> 01:21:08,693 You pussy little bitch. 1582 01:21:08,695 --> 01:21:10,195 - Richard! - [François] Piece of shit. 1583 01:21:10,197 --> 01:21:12,263 You don't know. 1584 01:21:12,265 --> 01:21:14,532 You're a fuckin' joke, Richard. 1585 01:21:14,534 --> 01:21:17,204 You always have been. And you always will be. 1586 01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:24,977 Come on. 1587 01:21:24,979 --> 01:21:26,344 I'll drive. 1588 01:21:26,346 --> 01:21:27,545 - What? - I'll drive! 1589 01:21:27,547 --> 01:21:28,617 Okay. 1590 01:21:35,055 --> 01:21:36,655 He's not getting up. 1591 01:21:36,657 --> 01:21:38,123 - Hurry up! - [Richard] I'm hurrying. 1592 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:40,095 It's a fuckin' Prius, dickhead. 1593 01:21:41,729 --> 01:21:45,664 Thank you, man. Thank you for helping me out. That was huge. 1594 01:21:45,666 --> 01:21:48,267 - Do you think I hurt him? - Fuck, yeah, you hurt him. Are you kidding? 1595 01:21:48,269 --> 01:21:50,001 - You probably fuckin' killed him. - What? 1596 01:21:50,003 --> 01:21:52,036 I'm kidding with you. Dude, I'm fucking with you. 1597 01:21:52,038 --> 01:21:53,705 - You definitely did not kill him. - Okay. 1598 01:21:53,707 --> 01:21:55,708 At best, he's gonna need some stitches, okay. 1599 01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:59,311 Which he fucking deserves for coming at us like that. 1600 01:21:59,313 --> 01:22:02,180 Whoo! Classic François, though. 1601 01:22:02,182 --> 01:22:05,183 I'm glad to know he's still in the game. 1602 01:22:05,185 --> 01:22:07,186 Geez. 1603 01:22:07,188 --> 01:22:08,519 [exhales] Look good? 1604 01:22:08,521 --> 01:22:09,754 - It's great. - Okay, good. 1605 01:22:09,756 --> 01:22:11,322 - It's good, it's good. - All right. 1606 01:22:11,324 --> 01:22:13,525 - Oh. - Fuck, yeah. We did it, man. 1607 01:22:13,527 --> 01:22:15,527 - We fuckin' did it. - Oh, my God, your head's bleeding. 1608 01:22:15,529 --> 01:22:17,196 - Are you okay? - What? 1609 01:22:17,198 --> 01:22:19,197 Oh, look at that. Yeah. 1610 01:22:19,199 --> 01:22:21,767 Oh, he fuckin' got me. [laughs] 1611 01:22:21,769 --> 01:22:24,268 You know what though? I got to respect it. 1612 01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:26,304 He had to come at me. 1613 01:22:26,306 --> 01:22:27,638 Makes sense. 1614 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,342 I mean, it's crazy. 1615 01:22:30,344 --> 01:22:32,678 - It's crazy. - Nah. You know, it's not crazy. 1616 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,546 - It's François. - I hit him. 1617 01:22:35,548 --> 01:22:37,516 Dude, did you see when I did it? I hit him... 1618 01:22:37,518 --> 01:22:40,119 - Oh, yeah. It was fuckin' badass, dude. - Oh, my God. That's amazing. 1619 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:42,588 - I've never done anything like that before in my life. - That was fuckin' badass moves. 1620 01:22:42,590 --> 01:22:44,059 - I love that. - Jesus Christ. 1621 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,532 - What's happening? - What's happening is you're getting out. 1622 01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:56,070 - Let's go. - What? 1623 01:22:57,304 --> 01:22:59,037 Okay. Come on. 1624 01:22:59,039 --> 01:23:00,438 We're driving a stolen car. 1625 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:02,808 You just assaulted somebody. We gotta get you outta here. 1626 01:23:02,810 --> 01:23:04,543 What about you? 1627 01:23:04,545 --> 01:23:06,178 [scoffs] What about me? Who cares? 1628 01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:07,649 Just take your stuff and go. 1629 01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:17,522 That's it? That's all you're taking? 1630 01:23:17,524 --> 01:23:20,358 Yeah. All this shit doesn't seem important anymore. 1631 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,727 You're welcome to keep whatever you want and throw away whatever you don't. 1632 01:23:22,729 --> 01:23:24,498 All right. Whatever. 1633 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:29,668 This is our third time saying good-bye. 1634 01:23:29,670 --> 01:23:32,106 Yeah, well, you know what they say. Third time's a charm, right? 1635 01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:38,146 All right. Oh, okay. 1636 01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:41,750 You take care of yourself, Nat. Okay? 1637 01:23:43,417 --> 01:23:44,750 You too, Richard. 1638 01:23:44,752 --> 01:23:46,285 You're a good kid. 1639 01:23:46,287 --> 01:23:48,219 Thanks, man. 1640 01:23:48,221 --> 01:23:49,620 Keep that dick dry. 1641 01:23:49,622 --> 01:23:51,156 Yep. 1642 01:23:51,158 --> 01:23:52,694 - [clears throat] - You too, bud. 1643 01:23:59,833 --> 01:24:01,866 Hey, Nat. 1644 01:24:01,868 --> 01:24:03,535 Eat shit. 1645 01:24:03,537 --> 01:24:05,240 [R & B intro] 1646 01:24:17,451 --> 01:24:23,488 [man] ♪ This road ♪ 1647 01:24:23,490 --> 01:24:26,528 ♪ Is gonna take us back now ♪ 1648 01:24:30,331 --> 01:24:37,468 ♪ You look so fine ♪ 1649 01:24:37,470 --> 01:24:40,474 ♪ I don't know how to act now ♪ 1650 01:24:44,645 --> 01:24:50,452 ♪ They say my child ♪ 1651 01:24:51,585 --> 01:24:54,721 ♪ Don't stroll off easy ♪ 1652 01:24:58,492 --> 01:25:05,263 ♪ 'Cause when it's time ♪ 1653 01:25:05,265 --> 01:25:08,168 ♪ You gone hear what she said ♪ 1654 01:25:14,608 --> 01:25:18,313 ♪ Is it any wonder? ♪ 1655 01:25:21,715 --> 01:25:25,252 ♪ Is it any wonder? ♪ 1656 01:25:28,756 --> 01:25:34,162 ♪ If you ever leave me alone ♪ 1657 01:25:35,729 --> 01:25:40,869 ♪ I'll be crying Wishing you'd come home ♪ 1658 01:25:42,903 --> 01:25:46,370 ♪ Whoo-oh ♪ 1659 01:25:46,372 --> 01:25:49,808 ♪ Whoo-oh ♪ 1660 01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:52,747 ♪ Whoo-oh ♪ 1661 01:25:56,884 --> 01:25:58,951 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1662 01:25:58,953 --> 01:26:00,655 [ends] 1663 01:26:02,922 --> 01:26:04,826 [no audible dialogue] 1664 01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:46,740 Subtitles by explosiveskull 127336

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