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When you said
you were taking me to Spain,
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{\an8}I thought we'd eat tapas
and stroll the Riviera.
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Not watch defenseless animals
get killed.
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It's just a pit stop!
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Afterwards, we'll hit up
the flamingo thing you wanted.
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Flamenco.
It's art through dance.
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Now watch your dad
work his magic.
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Hey, pal.
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You got three punctured organs
and 30 seconds to live.
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Any unfulfilled desires
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from your
tragically short life?
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{\an8} I hated being a matador.
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{\an8}This stupid costume... all the blood
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{\an8}I longed to be a
professional rollerblader.
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What if I could give you
that dream after you die?
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That you could have the freedom
to fishbrain and soul grind
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for eternity under my care?
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All you have to do
is sell me your soul.
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Uh, yeah, don't do it.
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Just spit here.
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Spit!
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Spit right there. Spit.
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Jesus Christ.
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Congrats, sweetie.
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You just witnessed
your first soul collection.
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Yeah, congrats.
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You duped a guy
into signing a contract
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he didn't even read to go
where and do what exactly?
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I just fulfilled
his ultimate desire.
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Dude, I've heard
street preachers
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warn about eternal damnation.
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I've seen Little Nicky.
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Western culture's given you
a misguided view
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of how I operate.
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I'm actually very above board,
morally speaking.
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Then, like, show me
his eternity under your care.
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I mean,
if you want me to consent
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to join a siren seed someday,
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I gotta know
what I'm consenting to, right?
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Exactly!
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It's about fucking time.
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Come on! Hot damn!
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You're gonna love this place
so much,
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you're gonna want
to kill yourself to join!
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- Don't yet, okay?
- Yet?
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Welcome to my Soul Hole.
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- Take a whiff.
- What the fuck?
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The smell
is my favorite part.
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Sit on me! I'm a chaise lounge.
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Sing Billy Joel to me.
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It's the only thing
that makes me come.
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Morally above board, huh?
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Well, the thing is, you see,
souls are super valuable
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because they power
the universe.
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This is a tiny collection
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compared to my Soul Imperium
in hell.
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But I'm seeing steady growth!
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So you trick innocent people
into signing up
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for this torture porn flophouse
so you can have more power.
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Well, it's not torture.
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What you're seeing
is absolute free will.
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Look at our friend over there,
rollerblading around the room.
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{\an8}- Happier than a pig in shit.
- What a marvelous life!
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{\an8} I guess.
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What the fuck?
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- You call that free will?
- Yeah!
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See, that guy wants
to Rollerblade.
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Those guys want
to eat Rollerbladers.
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Free will means no limits.
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He'll regenerate eventually.
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So he can do it all over again?
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Yeah, that's the way
it works here.
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Man, this is some real
messed up libertarian bullshit.
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Ah, you're being
pretty reductive.
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Oh, fuck yes, they're here!
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Ooh, yeah, I think
that's my cue to skedaddle.
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No, no, honey--
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Snake with Arms said
he'd introduce me
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to the Step Up franchise.
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And between
a hot, sweaty Channing
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and that burger gobbler--
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The hole can be overwhelming.
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But seeing newbies arrive
will change you forever.
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Fine.
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But this is your last chance
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before I stan my Chan.
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Goddamn, I love that Chan.
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Hey.
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Hey, Laura! What's up?
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{\an8}Yeah, so I caught Irwin
hoarding anger leeches
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{\an8}for his
substitute teaching gig,
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{\an8}so I set off a bug bomb
to prevent another infestation.
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{\an8}- Can I crash here for the night?
- Oh.
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Uh, sorry, Laur.
It's--it's not a good time.
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Try the Thompsons.
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Their normcore lifestyle
screams Murphy bed.
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{\an8}You're the only neighbor
I haven't threatened
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{\an8}- physical violence to, so--
- Ugh, fine. Fine, come on in.
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{\an8}Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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{\an8}Oh, well, you must be exhausted
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{\an8}from your bug massacre
or whatever.
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{\an8}- Let's get you to bed.
- Bed? It's 8:35.
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{\an8}Okay, here's a pillow.
There's the bed.
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{\an8}- You know what to do.
- Ah!
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{\an8}- Hey, Darlene--
- Night, Laur!
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{\an8}What the--are you kidding me?
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{\an8}Is this because I wouldn't go
see Sade with you?
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{\an8}Hello?
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{\an8}Darlene?
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{\an8}Ugh.
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Okay.
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Holy shit, this place looks
a lot smaller on the outside.
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{\an8}Ah!
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{\an8}There we go.
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{\an8}Mama needs her medicine.
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{\an8}What do we got here?
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{\an8}I want that brown stuff.
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{\an8}Couple of cubes of ice
in that, please!
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Ah!
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Hey, I was saving that
for a special occasion!
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Gus, are you okay?
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What did she do to you?
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- Gus?
- I'm okay, Leeny.
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{\an8}I just got the bejesus
scared out of me, that's all.
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{\an8}- Made a little piss.
- Wait a minute.
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{\an8}Darlene, you know this ghost?
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{\an8}Laur, this is my husband.
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{\an8}- Ex-husband.
- Who are you? A wrestling coach?
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That was good.
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Why do all dads like boats?
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{\an8}Was there a meeting
or something?
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Wait till you see
how excited they get.
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It's like a baby eating
chocolate for the first time.
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All right, here we go.
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Any minute now.
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Huh. Where are my fucking souls?
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Uh, that might explain it.
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{\an8}"Dear Satan,
Thanks for the souls.
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{\an8}"Biggleheim will pay
big bucks for them.
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Eat shit.
Marv, the Beast Guard."
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That backstabbing son of a--
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Who's Biggleheim?
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Biggleheim's not a person.
It's a place.
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The hub of the soul trade.
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A funhouse trash heap
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where corporate con artists
trick souls
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into eternal suffering
by offering
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roller coaster rides
and branded swag.
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We gotta get my souls back
before it's too late!
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Those souls sound better off
in Biggleheim
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than your Soul Bowl.
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Soul Hole!
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And didn't you hear what
I just said about Biggleheim?
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Yeah!
Branded swag, roller coasters.
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It sounds cool.
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Man, your selective hearing
is on fire today.
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- It's an evil place, Chrissy.
- And this isn't?
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I think you've been sniffing
your own farts
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for way too long.
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You're gonna wish
you were eating my farts
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once I show you a place
of torture and torment!
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We're going to Biggleheim!
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Relax your grip, baby. Good.
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I thought both your exes ran off
with Russian catfishers.
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Oh, that was
hubbies one and two.
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Gus was number three.
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We were in the process
of mending fences
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when he died.
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One moment, I'm getting my new
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Craigslist business
up and running.
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The next, a weather satellite's
crashing on my head.
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Luck of the Slovaks, I guess.
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Darlene, how long has Gus
been here like that?
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Uh, I noticed he was here
when my broken bidet
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started working again.
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Gus always loved me
with a clean caboose.
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That was a few months back.
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Mo--months? Oh, fuck.
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- What?
- Ghost can only stay
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on the corporeal plane
for so long
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- before they turn into wraiths.
- What?
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Vengeful spirits who hunt
the living and feed off misery.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
Gus couldn't hurt a fly.
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Show me where you keep
your most precious memories
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- from your relationship.
- What? Why?
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Oh, man.
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Uh-oh.
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He doesn't look good.
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Man, I'm feeling strange, Leeny.
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Like when I opened
that hookah restaurant
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on top of that open gas line?
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- Oh!
- Do it now!
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Just give me a moment
to mourn that hand!
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- Darlene.
- It did things to me
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you'd never believe.
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- Ugh.
- Boom, boom.
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Welcome to the Biggleheim,
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where remarkable souls
like you have the freedom
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to choose your own afterlife.
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Milady.
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No wonder you're so sensitive
about your Soul Hole, Dad.
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I mean, how could anyone
compete with this?
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- Stop!
- What are you doing?
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We need disguises
to sneak inside.
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You want dibs on being
the big pretzel?
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No? Okay.
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Why are we sneaking?
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Eh, I'm a rebel
of the industry.
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So much so,
the Biggleheim schmucks
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banned me from re-entering
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and revoked
my soul-collecting license.
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Pretty rock and roll, huh?
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Yeah, the Phil Spector
part of rock and roll.
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Phil Spector!
I love Phil Spector.
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I got the Christmas album.
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Welcome to Biggleheim,
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where your afterlife
awaits you.
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Funky like a chicken?
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You like to fuck chickens?
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Come to Polymelia afterlife
and get a hug.
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Two of them!
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Wow! Mutton chops? Who knew?
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So are all these booths run
by real gods?
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There are no gods, Chrissy.
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Some douchebags invented
that concept
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to manipulate naive souls
like yours to their cause.
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These afterlives are run
by eternal beings
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called primordials.
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That's what I am.
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PRIMORDIAL 1:
Slip and slide here.
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PRIMORDIAL 2:
Mormon afterlife over here!
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No birth control allowed.
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{\an8}Seems like these souls
get to live plush,
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{\an8}peaceful afterlives,
and yours get ripped to shreds.
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Make some noise
for the Biggleheim Angels!
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- Whoa!
- Oh, fucking kill me.
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B-B-B-B-Biggleheim!
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Y'all having
a good time tonight?
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I can't hear you!
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I said, are you having
a good time tonight or what?
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Yeow!
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♪ Heaven is a place
for each of you ♪
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♪ I promise you,
this much is true ♪
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♪ So come and join
our paradise ♪
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♪ It's limitless
and really nice ♪
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♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ The place to be somebody ♪
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♪ In death ♪
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Now, this is an afterlife
where souls would actually
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want to spend eternity.
251
00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,778
It's like they're BTS
and you're some old guy
252
00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,489
who records BTS covers
in their mom's basement.
253
00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,699
These are the assholes
I was talking about!
254
00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:57,036
They're frat boys trying
to make you drink their piss!
255
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,538
Oh!
256
00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,914
There's that rat bastard Marv.
257
00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,374
Okay, Chrissy, let's g--
258
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:05,044
where'd she--I should have
brought the leash.
259
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,129
I still don't understand
why I gotta get rid of
260
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,339
all these precious memories.
261
00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,424
Most of this stuff is dildos
and gardening tools, Darlene.
262
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,093
Yeah, that's my entire 40s!
263
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,554
Unfinished business
is the reason Gus can't go.
264
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,223
He died while trying to mend
your broken marriage.
265
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,432
His unfinished business is you.
266
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,600
That's the sweetest
thing I've ever heard.
267
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,519
No.
We need to cut all ties
268
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,979
between you two
so he can cross over.
269
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,022
Cross over?
I just got settled.
270
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,858
Leeny-Beany-Tortellini and I
are doing gangbusters.
271
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,735
My online business
in ladies' fashion
272
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,404
is gonna get off the ground
any day now.
273
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,197
I can feel it
in my garter belt.
274
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,741
- Aha! Divorce papers.
- Oh, God.
275
00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,868
This will help you remember
how much you hated each other.
276
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:38,995
If I didn't know any better,
277
00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,871
I'd say this
was unnecessarily cruel.
278
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,707
Darlene, you called Gus
a serial adulterer...
279
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,749
- Yeah?
- Who cheated on you
280
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,792
- multiple times.
- Yeah?
281
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,043
Doesn't that sting?
282
00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,420
It wasn't multiple times, Laura.
283
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,505
It was one time
with multiple people.
284
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,007
Actually,
it was multiple times
285
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,009
with multiple people,
but one family.
286
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,176
Lot of sisters.
287
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,386
Darlene convinced you
that you were
288
00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,513
the star of a Truman Show-like
experiment
289
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,848
entitled,
What's All the Gus About?
290
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,057
I still stand by that title.
291
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,727
But her abuse did reunite me
with my biological father,
292
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,729
who then turned out
to be a paid actor!
293
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,439
- Argh!
- Laura.
294
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,940
Let's not get our panties
in a bunch.
295
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,318
Speaking of,
the duck pattern pair you got on
296
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,028
- is a real nice choice.
- What the?
297
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,863
Why, you Norman Bates
peeping motherfucker!
298
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,115
Stop fighting!
Stop fighting right now, okay?
299
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,617
There is no
unfinished business.
300
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,659
Our love is strong.
301
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,036
Stronger than death!
302
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,496
Oh, God. Okay.
303
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,916
Let's maybe put unfinished
business back on the table.
304
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,835
Thumb Realm
is like Palm Springs.
305
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,171
Weather's always nice,
and we have a heated pool!
306
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,090
You're gonna love my afterlife,
little girl.
307
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,259
The email list, by the way,
is really just
308
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,094
a community bulletin
type thing.
309
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,471
We really won't advertise--
310
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,972
Beat it, you fat fucking toe!
311
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,849
Hey, man.
The lady can speak for herself.
312
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,977
The lady is alive and 13.
313
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,812
Hmm.
Come find me when you die.
314
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,190
Ah, man.
This thumb guy's so cool!
315
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,317
He runs this, like, resort
with a giant projector
316
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,736
so his souls can watch movies
on the lawn.
317
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,112
You should take some tips!
318
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,656
You won't make a verbal
agreement with me,
319
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,783
now you're signing up
for other afterlives?
320
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,327
Who knows what dystopian
shitstorm that asshole runs.
321
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,663
You trick souls into living
in a pit of agony.
322
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,789
Hanging with that thumb
323
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,499
couldn't be worse
than your Soul Hole.
324
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,417
I know you're a kid who
thinks the hereafter
325
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,877
should be sunshine
and ice cream,
326
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,214
and you judge me for being
the genius who created hell.
327
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,383
If you created hell,
then why aren't you there?
328
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,386
Why are you running a shithole
ambulance chasing on Earth?
329
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,930
Before you came along,
I commanded fear and respect
330
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,557
from every goddamn
belief system ever created!
331
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,101
And now you're trying
to convince yourself
332
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,103
that you're still on top
because you don't want to admit
333
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,147
you're an outdated fossil!
334
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,358
I had this stupid idea
that having a child
335
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,651
would make me stronger.
336
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,653
But you're just
too fucking naive!
337
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,613
You're never gonna get this
until you open your eyes
338
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,240
and experience it.
339
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,075
Big pretzel out.
340
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,663
Goddamn,
she takes after her mother.
341
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,499
I'm telling you,
I got two of them now.
342
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,583
Go, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
343
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,876
Quick, quick, quick.
344
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,002
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
345
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,797
{\an8}Quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
346
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,257
My souls!
347
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,925
All right,
a little bit to the left.
348
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,844
To the left.
Okay, that's great.
349
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,178
Now drop it slow--
350
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,555
Hey, Marv.
351
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,432
Any last word before
I finger your eyes out
352
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,850
and fuck your empty skull?
353
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,143
Just a couple.
354
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,436
We got him!
355
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,937
Quick, quick,
quick, quick.
356
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,772
No need to struggle, Satan,
357
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:15,359
'cause we ain't ever gonna
let you go from our hearts.
358
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,445
Or our clutches.
359
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,704
I'll never get this shit
until I live it?
360
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,622
Well, fuck you, Dad!
361
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,332
Who's living now?
362
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,920
Happy Hour,
boat to Thumb Realm at 6:00.
363
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,756
Free drink ticket.
364
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,092
Huh, I guess I gotta open
my eyes and experience it.
365
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,762
Oh, no! There's so many
afterlives recruiting me.
366
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,804
It's like, oh,
this is so awkward!
367
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,139
I mean, I was popular
in high school,
368
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,850
but who would have thought I'd
be popular in the afterlife?
369
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,609
Whoa! What the...
370
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,943
hmm.
371
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,082
I didn't recognize you
in that whacked out man-suit.
372
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,501
Didn't recognize you
373
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,211
without your boss's dick
in your mouth.
374
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,879
Back in the day,
you would have never
375
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,422
fallen for a trap like this.
376
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,090
You're weaker
than ever now.
377
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,301
I can't believe your bitch ass
sold me out to these jag-offs.
378
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,844
They offered me my own realm.
379
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,012
It's open concept.
380
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,639
Everything's buffet style.
381
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,141
Spare me, shitbag!
382
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,814
Shit's about to get biblical, bitches.
383
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,107
Chrissy!
So glad to see you dead.
384
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,151
Oh, this place
is so great and classy!
385
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,320
Hey, everybody.
This is Chrissy.
386
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,530
She's here for pool hour.
387
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,906
Why do they all look
like thumbs?
388
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,367
Here in Thumb Realm,
we all take on
389
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,868
the one true and pure form.
390
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:51,163
All is balanced,
fair, peaceful.
391
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,125
That thumb get too much sun?
392
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,293
Pool time is over!
393
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,628
Game time!
394
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,630
Why don't we show Chrissy
Thumb Print?
395
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,592
Chrissy,
you're gonna love this.
396
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,221
I present the Great Thumb!
397
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,515
It measures our love
for thumbness!
398
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,226
Huh. Okay.
399
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,562
Who wants to go first?
400
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,689
How about you?
401
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,732
Oh, uh.
Yes, of course, Thumb.
402
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,568
No problem.
403
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,240
This is a Dybbuk Box.
404
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,408
It won't cure him,
but it sure as shit
405
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,951
will contain him forever.
406
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,160
I don't know, Laura.
407
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,245
I already put Gus
in one wooden box.
408
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,705
I--I don't want to do it again.
409
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,999
- Break it off, Darlene!
- I can't!
410
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,209
Even the bad memories seem
not so bad now.
411
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,169
You're romanticizing
a toxic relationship.
412
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,547
Okay, and you and Satan
didn't have good times?
413
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,173
He's made my life
a living hell!
414
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,842
Without him, you wouldn't
have Chrissy, right?
415
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,719
Oh, whatever. I'm doing this.
416
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,220
It's okay, baby.
417
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,471
Don't be scared.
418
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,110
Leeny! I love you!
419
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,237
- Gus-Gus!
- Ooh!
420
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,780
I'm still going in!
421
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:07,907
I'm still going--
422
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,742
Darlene, no!
423
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,746
Uh-oh.
424
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,294
So, Alan, how does thumbness
425
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,962
help you
in your day-to-day life?
426
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,049
Uh, we--well, when I think
of how fleshy
427
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:29,094
and--and stumpy I am,
I never feel down!
428
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,888
You use pleasant words,
but the Great Thumb
429
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,139
sees through your lies.
430
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,599
What? No!
431
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,560
Thumbness
is a "dream thumb true."
432
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,729
Ah, fuck it!
433
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:39,897
I hate thumbs!
434
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,024
I miss my fingers
and my genitals!
435
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,275
Oh, fuck!
436
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:46,487
So fun. Who's next?
437
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,739
- You're insane!
- Hey, now.
438
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,241
Check yourself,
or you'll get thumbed.
439
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,952
Shit, my dad was right.
440
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,831
Stick yourself up an ass,
you fucking thumb!
441
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,295
Ah, shit!
I'm stuck! This sucks!
442
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,713
What sucks?
443
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,966
That you're on your back
like an amputated turtle?
444
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,593
Oh, bend,
you useless fucking knuckles!
445
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,180
Damn it!
446
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,015
If I only had some hands!
447
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,561
Oh, thank you!
Thank you so much!
448
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,398
With Thumb gone, we can make
this place a real paradise!
449
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,441
Uh, I--
I gotta go find my dad.
450
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,693
He needs help with a thing,
451
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,194
but have fun
thinking for yourselves again!
452
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,404
Oh, wait, wait,
we're gonna have
453
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,407
lots of good thinking times!
Ha!
454
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,327
Darlene?
I should warn you,
455
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,954
I get violent at hide and seek.
456
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,415
Ask Chrissy.
457
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,468
Oh, God.
458
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,054
Okay. Um...
459
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:57,850
Oh, fuck!
460
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,568
Leeny!
461
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,819
Oh, God!
462
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,405
I have a confession to make!
463
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,033
I'm not
his unfinished business!
464
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,285
- What?
- We started a business together.
465
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,328
We wanted to succeed as a team,
even if it was
466
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,289
just selling my used underwear online.
467
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,582
Oh, God, Darlene!
468
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,667
Not that it matters!
Nothing sold.
469
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,086
We're gonna die 'cause nobody
wants my dumpy dundees!
470
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,129
Okay, so what you're saying
471
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,922
is if someone buys
your underwear...
472
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,760
His actual business will be
complete and he'll leave, yes.
473
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,094
But it has to be
from a stranger!
474
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,013
He'll know we're pitying him.
475
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,723
Who do we know that would buy
your dirty underwear?
476
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,807
Wait.
477
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,103
Hello?
478
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,438
Buy what now?
479
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,108
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
480
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,735
God, you son of a bitch!
481
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,949
Darlene?
482
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,159
What--what happened?
483
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,660
Good news: online perverts
484
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,204
are sexually attracted
to your wife.
485
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,705
We got our first sale?
486
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,248
Oh, Leeny-Beany!
487
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,668
I told you, great collection,
great hips, great--
488
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,961
♪ Lady ♪
489
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,296
Oh!
490
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,549
Goodbye, Gus.
491
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,717
Thanks for the memories.
492
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,637
Goodbye, Darlene.
493
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,680
Hey, real quick, are--
are you gonna send me
494
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,849
my half of the money, or...
495
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,184
you know, you keep it.
496
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:25,104
I'll hit you up for it
on the flip-side!
497
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,690
Hey, you okay?
498
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,067
I think so.
499
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,361
It'll be nice getting back
to the single life.
500
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,488
There's a speed dating event
down by the adult bookstore
501
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,823
- tomorrow if you want to--
- No, no.
502
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,574
I'd rather go die
in a bug bomb.
503
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,668
Did I just get
the craziest deja vu?
504
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,711
Or is this exactly how you
looked when we...
505
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,171
♪ Kicked your ass out of hell ♪
506
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,631
- Kicked out?
- Fuck hell!
507
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,633
I got a new thing going on.
508
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,301
Word from Wibby Turkle
is that girl of yours
509
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,637
is a powerful little bastard.
510
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,430
So that's what this
is all about.
511
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,974
We can't have you
and your Lucifreak
512
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,351
grabbing up all the power
for yourselves, now, can we?
513
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,270
Boss feels
that wouldn't be fair.
514
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,897
Where is that Beelzebaby,
B-T-dubs?
515
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,858
When you find it, you better
bring a fucking army!
516
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,985
I'm talking tanks! Nukes!
517
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,362
Golems that shoot lasers
out of their dicks!
518
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:18,282
Because Chrissy don't take shit
from nobody!
519
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,242
She gets that from me.
We're rebels.
520
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,620
How sweet.
But heart to heart...
521
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,373
♪ Time to cut out yours ♪
522
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,753
See?
523
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,505
What did I tell you?
524
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,799
Hey! Get that bitch!
525
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,384
Quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick.
526
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,485
Hey, girl, it's time to die!
527
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:02,117
Get away from my daughter!
528
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,175
{\an8} IT'S SATAN! HE'S HERE!
529
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,426
{\an8}HE DOESN'T SEEM HAPPY!!!
530
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,437
Fuck this. We outie.
531
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,189
♪ This ain't over, Satan ♪
532
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,525
♪ Not by a long shot ♪
533
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,078
Could a fossil go nuclear
like that?
534
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,371
Fuck no.
535
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,580
Hey, thanks for the save.
536
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,249
Yeah, back at you.
537
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,291
You were right.
538
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,751
This place blows chunks.
539
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,127
So, you've come around, huh?
540
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,921
Finally see the wisdom
of the Soul Hole?
541
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,005
Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
542
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,048
The Soul Hole's still
a shit place
543
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,675
fucked up
beyond all imagination.
544
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,093
It's just not the worst place
out there.
545
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,344
That's fair enough.
546
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,805
Come on, kiddo.
Let's get out of here.
547
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,772
Hey, Dad,
what the angel said about you
548
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,608
getting kicked out of hell,
was that true?
549
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,778
Is that why everyone
now thinks you're a loser?
550
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:23,156
Um, yeah, I guess.
551
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,616
Pretty rock and roll.
552
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,204
Speaking of, you want to go
mess with Phil Spector's soul?
553
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,247
I know where it is.
554
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,331
Yeah, I'd like that.
555
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,880
So how was your weekend?
556
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,049
It was actually pretty good.
557
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,092
Yeah?
558
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,510
What'd you do,
wipe out a fairy forest?
559
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,138
Dad's not as two-dimensional
as you think.
560
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,099
Uh, okay.
561
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,351
What'd that fucker say
about me this time?
562
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,729
Nothing.
563
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,190
Well, that's right.
564
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,775
He better not.
565
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,406
Because if he did, I would say
something to him that--
566
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,116
say something back, so...
567
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,160
And he knows it.
568
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,370
He knows he can't say shit.
569
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,205
Got nothing to say to me.
570
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,501
If he was like, "You're ugly,"
571
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,546
I'd be like...
572
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,548
"You are."
573
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:25,469
Uh, whoa,
is that a bird's nest?
574
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,471
I didn't know they're--no.
575
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,599
That's just a pile of sticks.
576
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,562
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