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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,904 --> 00:00:27,578 So four months later, she's pregnant again, 2 00:00:28,157 --> 00:00:30,410 you know, so we're going back down to the clinic, she's crying, 3 00:00:30,493 --> 00:00:32,370 "Do you love me?" and all that type of stuff, 4 00:00:32,453 --> 00:00:34,501 I told her I did but... 5 00:00:34,581 --> 00:00:36,101 You think that means I'm going to hell? 6 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:38,467 Nah. 7 00:00:39,961 --> 00:00:41,463 You know I dated a guy once. 8 00:00:43,089 --> 00:00:44,557 Could I hear all about it? 9 00:00:44,632 --> 00:00:45,758 I mean, there's not a lot to tell, 10 00:00:45,842 --> 00:00:47,810 it's like one of the easiest weeks of my life 11 00:00:47,886 --> 00:00:49,308 other than the sex. 12 00:00:49,387 --> 00:00:50,434 That was brutal. 13 00:00:50,513 --> 00:00:52,356 You know, it's not the dick, it's the whiskers, man, 14 00:00:52,432 --> 00:00:54,059 just creeps you out. 15 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:57,108 Yeah, we just agreed on everything. 16 00:00:57,186 --> 00:00:58,904 "Want to get some beers?" "Yeah." 17 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:00,982 "Want to watch the game?" "Absolutely." 18 00:01:01,482 --> 00:01:03,325 We have beers and we watch the game. 19 00:01:03,985 --> 00:01:06,534 LUKE: I hear a lot of myself in this story. 20 00:01:07,322 --> 00:01:09,762 There's none of you in the story, man, it was a one-time thing. 21 00:01:10,658 --> 00:01:11,750 Yeah. 22 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:15,209 My friend told me I can't shit in his house anymore. 23 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:17,549 Oh, isn't that the worst? You believe that? 24 00:01:17,624 --> 00:01:20,093 Yeah, they get all mad 'cause you blew out their bathroom. 25 00:01:20,668 --> 00:01:21,794 It's a place to shit. 26 00:01:22,045 --> 00:01:24,093 It's the... That's what the room is built for. 27 00:01:24,172 --> 00:01:25,424 You're supposed to go in there and take a shit 28 00:01:25,506 --> 00:01:26,758 and then when you do it, 29 00:01:26,841 --> 00:01:28,093 they act like they're surprised. 30 00:01:28,176 --> 00:01:29,348 Like you took a dump on their table or something. 31 00:01:29,427 --> 00:01:31,896 Yeah. I did take a dump on his table. 32 00:01:34,515 --> 00:01:35,858 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 33 00:01:36,726 --> 00:01:38,194 Hey, man, you see that deer up there? 34 00:01:39,604 --> 00:01:40,605 Yeah, I see it. 35 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:42,815 I don't think you do. 36 00:01:44,442 --> 00:01:45,910 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 37 00:01:46,444 --> 00:01:47,787 (THUMPING) 38 00:01:52,742 --> 00:01:55,336 Okay, I admit it. I didn't see the deer. 39 00:01:55,411 --> 00:01:56,913 I see him now. 40 00:01:59,082 --> 00:02:00,880 Hey, check the back. 41 00:02:02,001 --> 00:02:03,469 Your back's fine. 42 00:02:03,544 --> 00:02:05,546 I'm gonna check the front. 43 00:02:16,724 --> 00:02:17,941 (SIGHS) 44 00:02:18,518 --> 00:02:20,145 He's not gonna make it. 45 00:02:20,228 --> 00:02:22,151 Eh, they carry disease. 46 00:02:22,730 --> 00:02:25,153 All right, here we go. Up and over. 47 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:25,687 (BEAVERS COOING) 48 00:04:43,871 --> 00:04:45,123 (WEEPING) 49 00:04:57,718 --> 00:04:59,436 (PHONE CHIMES) 50 00:05:09,939 --> 00:05:10,940 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 51 00:05:11,023 --> 00:05:13,321 MAN: Gotta shit. Dammit. 52 00:05:13,401 --> 00:05:14,903 Just a second. 53 00:05:16,154 --> 00:05:17,155 Whoa. 54 00:05:17,363 --> 00:05:19,866 Sorry. The ladies' room was occupied. 55 00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:20,950 Would you mind moving? 56 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:23,252 Well, why don't you... (LAUGHS) 57 00:05:23,911 --> 00:05:26,039 I don't mind doing anything you ask me to do. 58 00:05:37,425 --> 00:05:39,302 ZOE: What took you so long? 59 00:05:39,385 --> 00:05:42,264 JENN: Um, they were out of toilet paper. Had to use my hands. 60 00:05:42,388 --> 00:05:43,389 (ZOE GIGGLES) 61 00:05:46,225 --> 00:05:47,818 I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. 62 00:05:47,894 --> 00:05:49,692 And on the slitted sheet I sit. 63 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:52,694 I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit and on this shitted... 64 00:05:52,773 --> 00:05:54,070 Dammit. You suck. 65 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:55,367 I know. 66 00:05:55,443 --> 00:05:56,865 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 67 00:05:56,944 --> 00:05:59,163 Hey, biatch, what did I say? 68 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:01,453 Right. No texting. 69 00:06:02,074 --> 00:06:03,121 Sorry. 70 00:06:03,201 --> 00:06:05,203 You know, that's totally rude, Jenn. 71 00:06:05,786 --> 00:06:08,915 No textin' and no boys for the entire weekend. 72 00:06:09,123 --> 00:06:12,047 Wow. That sounds so awesome. 73 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:13,469 Shut up, Zoe. 74 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:15,217 Maybe this is a bad idea. 75 00:06:15,296 --> 00:06:17,173 I don't want you guys to have a lame weekend 76 00:06:17,256 --> 00:06:18,256 just 'cause of me. 77 00:06:18,299 --> 00:06:20,768 Well, great, let's re-invite the guys. 78 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:22,265 Isn't that right, Gosling? 79 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:23,892 He says, "Yes, that's right." 80 00:06:23,971 --> 00:06:26,065 That's not real supportive, Zoe. 81 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:27,340 I mean, if Buck cheated on you, 82 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:29,569 I wouldn't be making a joke about it every five minutes. 83 00:06:29,644 --> 00:06:31,772 First of all, like, Buck would never cheat on me. 84 00:06:31,854 --> 00:06:32,901 And second, 85 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,823 I'm only kidding, Jenn, so relax. 86 00:06:34,899 --> 00:06:37,072 This weekend is about Y-O-U. 87 00:06:38,152 --> 00:06:40,246 Yeah, we know that's asking you to give up a lot. 88 00:06:40,321 --> 00:06:42,494 Nah, only about six inches. 89 00:06:44,492 --> 00:06:45,537 That is so gross. 90 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,411 Yeah. Next subject, please. (CHUCKLES) 91 00:06:47,495 --> 00:06:49,918 Mary, does your cousin's shack have electricity? 92 00:06:49,997 --> 00:06:52,125 Why? Do you need a place to plug in your vibrator? 93 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,544 (CHUCKLES) ZOE: How dare you? 94 00:06:54,627 --> 00:06:56,470 (WEIRD ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) 95 00:06:57,672 --> 00:06:58,719 Ah! 96 00:06:59,173 --> 00:07:01,301 Turn that music off, Mary. 97 00:07:01,634 --> 00:07:02,886 You seriously like this? 98 00:07:02,969 --> 00:07:04,687 You seriously don't? 99 00:07:05,346 --> 00:07:06,768 Don't listen. 100 00:07:06,847 --> 00:07:09,687 MARY: I can't believe I'm friends with people who have no taste in music. 101 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:24,032 (REELING) 102 00:07:33,332 --> 00:07:34,333 (GRUNTS) 103 00:07:50,558 --> 00:07:52,151 (RUSTLING) (GROWLING) 104 00:07:54,562 --> 00:07:56,235 MARY: Here we are. 105 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:00,110 This is so beautiful. 106 00:08:00,192 --> 00:08:02,411 Do your cousins, like, throw their trash in the middle of the lake? 107 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:03,745 Why would you even ask that? 108 00:08:04,196 --> 00:08:05,322 'Cause, there's a big piece of wood 109 00:08:05,406 --> 00:08:07,283 just floating in the middle of it. 110 00:08:08,784 --> 00:08:10,286 That's a raft, you idiot. 111 00:08:11,162 --> 00:08:13,381 It's anchored there so people can use it. 112 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:15,686 Come on, let's go. We're almost there. 113 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:18,673 ZOE: The suspense is killin' me. 114 00:08:26,093 --> 00:08:27,936 JENN: Are we stoppin' here for more gas? 115 00:08:31,432 --> 00:08:32,684 ZOE: My legs! 116 00:08:37,063 --> 00:08:38,565 My butt hurts. 117 00:08:39,106 --> 00:08:40,733 Yeah, thanks to your boyfriend. 118 00:08:40,816 --> 00:08:42,193 Very funny. 119 00:08:42,777 --> 00:08:43,994 That's disgusting. 120 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,447 I'm first. 121 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:49,499 I seriously need a drink. 122 00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:51,744 Okay. 123 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:54,080 Go kill some squirrels, buddy. 124 00:08:54,622 --> 00:08:55,669 Kill 'em good. 125 00:08:55,748 --> 00:08:57,170 What do you think? 126 00:08:57,249 --> 00:08:58,592 ZOE: Are we really gonna swim in that bog? 127 00:08:58,793 --> 00:08:59,885 First off, it's a lake. 128 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,303 And yes, we're really gonna swim in it. 129 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:03,723 I haven't swam in a lake in my whole life. 130 00:09:03,798 --> 00:09:05,926 Have you swam in a pool? Yeah. 131 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:07,225 Well, I think you're gonna find out 132 00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:08,661 it's really not all that different. 133 00:09:08,677 --> 00:09:11,146 Of course it's different. This is nature. 134 00:09:11,639 --> 00:09:12,891 She's right. 135 00:09:12,973 --> 00:09:15,897 You're gonna wind up with a lot more bugs in your mouth. 136 00:09:15,976 --> 00:09:17,523 Oh, you guys, that neighbor lady is comin' over 137 00:09:17,603 --> 00:09:18,980 so be nice. Oh, my God... 138 00:09:19,855 --> 00:09:21,949 Mary, is that you? 139 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:24,993 Mrs. Gregorson. 140 00:09:25,194 --> 00:09:26,787 It's so nice to see you. 141 00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:29,282 Oh, my goodness, you have blossomed. 142 00:09:29,365 --> 00:09:30,412 ZOE: Not really. 143 00:09:30,491 --> 00:09:31,834 Her tits are still small. 144 00:09:32,326 --> 00:09:33,327 MARY: Thanks, Zoe. 145 00:09:33,411 --> 00:09:34,958 Myrna, these are my sorority sisters, 146 00:09:35,037 --> 00:09:37,165 this is Jenn and Zoe. 147 00:09:37,331 --> 00:09:39,004 Oh, right, well, it's a pleasure. 148 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,468 Hello. 'Sup, biatch? 149 00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:43,512 Are you looking after the house 150 00:09:43,587 --> 00:09:44,713 while your cousins are away? 151 00:09:44,797 --> 00:09:46,219 Oh, no. We're just up here for the weekend. 152 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:49,014 Oh, right. Unwinding in between all the exams. 153 00:09:49,802 --> 00:09:53,102 Well, we were supposed to have torrid, getaway sex 154 00:09:53,514 --> 00:09:56,313 but Jenn's guy cheated on her, so... 155 00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:58,026 Oh, I see. 156 00:09:58,561 --> 00:10:00,154 She is kiddin', Mrs. Gregorson. 157 00:10:00,521 --> 00:10:03,274 I am kidding. None of us have had sex. 158 00:10:04,608 --> 00:10:05,700 Even 159 00:10:06,026 --> 00:10:07,027 Yeah. 160 00:10:07,111 --> 00:10:08,613 Oh, it's okay, Mary. 161 00:10:08,696 --> 00:10:10,539 My daughter is a total fuckin' bitch too. 162 00:10:11,031 --> 00:10:12,453 A real whore. 163 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:13,625 Sometimes she brings people home, 164 00:10:13,701 --> 00:10:15,749 I don't even know what sex they are. 165 00:10:15,828 --> 00:10:17,705 And I'm not saying anything negative about them, 166 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,290 I'm a very, very liberal woman, 167 00:10:19,373 --> 00:10:21,296 but my daughter is a real piece of work 168 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:22,718 and not that attractive. 169 00:10:23,836 --> 00:10:24,928 Well, if you girls need anything, 170 00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:26,631 you know where to find us. 171 00:10:26,714 --> 00:10:28,887 Winston and I would love to have you over for breakfast. 172 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:34,267 Yeah, that, that sounds nice. 173 00:10:34,346 --> 00:10:35,814 Maybe we'll take you up on that. 174 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,142 No pressure, of course. 175 00:10:37,391 --> 00:10:38,734 (LAUGHS) Okay. 176 00:10:46,942 --> 00:10:48,364 Here we are. 177 00:10:48,486 --> 00:10:49,908 Home sweet home. 178 00:10:49,987 --> 00:10:51,284 Whoo! 179 00:10:51,363 --> 00:10:52,831 (LAUGHS) 180 00:10:53,866 --> 00:10:55,539 Ugh, it smells in here. 181 00:10:55,618 --> 00:10:56,744 What's that smell in here? 182 00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:58,249 It smells like wood. 183 00:10:59,538 --> 00:11:00,539 (URINATING) 184 00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:02,257 Where's the bathroom? 185 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,425 Straight down the hall. 186 00:11:05,169 --> 00:11:06,591 Where's the other bathroom? 187 00:11:06,962 --> 00:11:07,963 There's only one bathroom. 188 00:11:09,423 --> 00:11:10,595 I'm just gonna go right here. 189 00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:12,722 You seriously can't wait two minutes for Jenn? 190 00:11:12,801 --> 00:11:14,599 Shh. It's coming out. 191 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:16,517 (WATER RUNNING) 192 00:11:20,643 --> 00:11:22,316 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) JENN: Come on. 193 00:11:22,394 --> 00:11:23,816 (SIGHS) (KNOCK AT DOOR) 194 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:24,943 What? 195 00:11:28,359 --> 00:11:30,361 One bathroom. Fun, right? 196 00:11:30,444 --> 00:11:31,821 Be my guest. 197 00:11:36,742 --> 00:11:38,870 Let me guess. No service. 198 00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:42,923 What? Oh, Jenn, you are a horrible liar. 199 00:11:42,998 --> 00:11:44,625 Okay. I texted him back. 200 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,052 Why are girls so attracted to such assholes? 201 00:11:47,127 --> 00:11:49,004 You're not. Tommy's great. 202 00:11:49,088 --> 00:11:50,431 You are not supposed to be talking to Sam. 203 00:11:50,506 --> 00:11:52,383 That is the whole purpose of this entire trip. 204 00:11:52,466 --> 00:11:54,594 Well, it's not like I have much of a choice now, is it? 205 00:11:55,135 --> 00:11:56,136 Exactly. 206 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:57,597 How am I gonna check my messages? 207 00:11:57,972 --> 00:12:00,225 I have not gone more than 24 hours without Instagram 208 00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:02,480 since, like, there was no Instagram. 209 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:04,566 And I'm copin'. 210 00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:06,230 If Zoe can do it, you can do it. 211 00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:07,314 (ZOE SCREAMS) 212 00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:10,947 There's no fuckin' service. 213 00:12:11,443 --> 00:12:12,535 You knew about this, didn't you? 214 00:12:12,611 --> 00:12:14,534 You said no boys, not no phones. 215 00:12:14,613 --> 00:12:15,739 I did say no phones. 216 00:12:15,823 --> 00:12:18,667 But you didn't say it would be physically impossible 217 00:12:18,742 --> 00:12:19,914 to use it behind your back. 218 00:12:20,202 --> 00:12:21,704 What is the big deal, you guys? 219 00:12:21,829 --> 00:12:23,376 People went thousands of years without cell phones, 220 00:12:23,455 --> 00:12:24,672 you can go two days. 221 00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:26,000 Speak for yourself. 222 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,005 What if there's, like, an emergency or somethin'? 223 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,962 There's, like, a land line. 224 00:12:30,337 --> 00:12:31,384 A what? 225 00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:34,370 You guys, you're not gonna miss your phones. I promise you. 226 00:12:34,383 --> 00:12:35,555 Now can we just get changed? 227 00:12:36,218 --> 00:12:38,016 I don't wanna get changed. 228 00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:39,438 I wanna send a text! 229 00:12:44,101 --> 00:12:46,399 ZOE: No, no, Gosling, stay here. 230 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:49,865 Sunglasses, check. Towels, check. 231 00:12:51,025 --> 00:12:52,368 Sunscreen, check. 232 00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:54,699 Whoo! All right, let's get naked. 233 00:12:54,778 --> 00:12:56,496 What are you doing? 234 00:12:56,572 --> 00:12:57,698 Someone could see you. 235 00:12:57,781 --> 00:12:59,328 Who? Mrs. Gregorson? 236 00:12:59,408 --> 00:13:01,081 I see, like, two houses here. 237 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,790 If I'm getting anything out of being stuck in the middle of nowhere, 238 00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:06,874 it's a tan without lines. 239 00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:12,800 Come on in, bitches. 240 00:13:13,464 --> 00:13:16,217 Well, I guess we can be grateful she left the bottoms on. 241 00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,640 I bet Mrs. Gregorson swims topless. 242 00:13:25,476 --> 00:13:27,103 It's so nice out. 243 00:13:32,358 --> 00:13:33,985 Okay, do mine now. 244 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,408 Oh, I'm so comfortable. 245 00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:38,865 Can't Mary do it? 246 00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:39,948 You used me. 247 00:13:41,575 --> 00:13:42,701 Stop. 248 00:13:42,785 --> 00:13:44,162 I'll do it. 249 00:13:47,623 --> 00:13:48,624 Mmm. 250 00:13:48,707 --> 00:13:49,708 JENN: This is nice. 251 00:13:54,505 --> 00:13:55,631 What is that? 252 00:13:58,384 --> 00:14:00,136 Looks like a beaver dam. 253 00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:02,851 I want to see a beaver. They're so adorable. 254 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,290 Yeah, well don't get your hopes up. 255 00:14:04,306 --> 00:14:05,728 I'm pretty sure they're nocturnal. 256 00:14:05,849 --> 00:14:07,351 Where'd you learn that? Wikipedia? 257 00:14:07,685 --> 00:14:09,085 I learned it from livin' in Indiana, 258 00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:10,104 which means that you should know it too. 259 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:12,106 Well, all I know is they're fat rats 260 00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:13,315 with big, stupid-ass teeth. 261 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,441 Nice. 262 00:14:15,776 --> 00:14:17,244 MARY: Where are you goin'? 263 00:14:18,987 --> 00:14:20,739 Come on, let's go take a look. 264 00:14:22,449 --> 00:14:23,621 Whoo! 265 00:14:26,161 --> 00:14:27,834 Make it rain, bitches! 266 00:14:28,914 --> 00:14:30,166 (YELPS) 267 00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:34,466 Whoo! 268 00:14:50,769 --> 00:14:52,567 Here, beaver, beaver, beaver. 269 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,823 ZOE: Gross. 270 00:14:55,524 --> 00:14:57,276 Try banging on it, that should wake 'em up. 271 00:14:57,359 --> 00:14:59,479 At least cover up, at least while we're walkin' around. 272 00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:01,739 My top is on the other side. 273 00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:03,074 You wanna lend me yours? 274 00:15:03,157 --> 00:15:04,158 Cut it out. 275 00:15:04,408 --> 00:15:05,660 (GIGGLES) 276 00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:09,546 Ew. Is that like, green beaver urine? 277 00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:11,673 Guess. 278 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,918 Kinda looks like it. 279 00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:16,421 Maybe that's like how they mark their territory or somethin'. 280 00:15:16,503 --> 00:15:18,426 By pissin' all over their house? 281 00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:20,512 MARY: They don't live in the dam, you idiot. 282 00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:22,514 They live in the lodge. 283 00:15:23,635 --> 00:15:24,636 Over there. 284 00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:28,269 Here, beaver, beaver, beaver. 285 00:15:28,348 --> 00:15:30,396 Yeah, nice try. That one's covered in piss too. 286 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,062 Fine. You win. 287 00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,738 Beavers piss all over everything. 288 00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:36,110 Are you happy? 289 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,237 I don't see any beavers. 290 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,734 Oh, my God! What? 291 00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:40,952 (SNIFFING) (GASPS) 292 00:15:41,028 --> 00:15:42,371 (GROWLS) 293 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,953 I'm scared. It's gonna be okay. 294 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,124 (BEAR GROWLING) 295 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,998 We're just gonna back up real slowly. 296 00:15:50,454 --> 00:15:51,501 (GUNSHOT) (SCREAMS) 297 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,581 (BEAR SNARLING) 298 00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:01,886 Thank you so much. 299 00:16:02,382 --> 00:16:04,430 Well, look at you three little heifers. 300 00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:06,811 I think you just might have saved our lives. 301 00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:08,726 That's doubtful. 302 00:16:09,223 --> 00:16:11,976 Bears don't usually attack more than one or two folks at a time. 303 00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:13,060 You'd be three. 304 00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:15,904 Of course, if you'd have taken a step in his direction 305 00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:17,059 he might have hightailed it. 306 00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:20,367 Well, better safe than sorry then. 307 00:16:20,901 --> 00:16:21,993 Yeah. 308 00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:24,863 You girls from out of town? 309 00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:27,408 My name is Mary. Mary Daughtry. 310 00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:29,709 Uh, we're stayin' over there at my cousin's place. 311 00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:32,621 McKellers? Yeah. You know 'em? 312 00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:34,957 No. 313 00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:39,470 My name's Smyth, with a Y. 314 00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,748 Just in case you girls need to write me a check one day. 315 00:16:44,132 --> 00:16:45,759 (SMYTH CHUCKLES) 316 00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:48,061 What brings you across the lake? 317 00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:49,888 We were looking for beavers. 318 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:51,811 Well, hell, ain't we all? 319 00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:56,152 Well, if you see one, 320 00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:57,428 you ought to stay away from it. 321 00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:00,107 They will mess with you. 322 00:17:01,275 --> 00:17:02,527 You look real close, they'll come out, 323 00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:04,611 Peak out just a little bitty knob out there, 324 00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:07,289 little pink knob, like a little ol' puppy's dick. 325 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:10,799 Well, I guess we'll be more careful then. 326 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:13,003 You know... 327 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,924 You might want to cover up. 328 00:17:16,999 --> 00:17:19,969 We got decent folk out in this neighborhood. 329 00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:21,590 Families. You know, kids. 330 00:17:21,962 --> 00:17:23,054 Yeah, we know. 331 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,929 It's just that she lost her bikini top in the lake. 332 00:17:26,008 --> 00:17:28,386 Talking about all three of you. 333 00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:30,470 Your little bare stomachs, 334 00:17:30,846 --> 00:17:32,598 weird-ass little tattoos. 335 00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:35,025 Okay, he's a creeper. 336 00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:38,236 Yeah. There's probably some helpless furry little animal 337 00:17:38,312 --> 00:17:40,314 just waiting to get shot. 338 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,901 Ugh. 339 00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:49,957 Well, I've had enough excitement for one day. 340 00:17:50,532 --> 00:17:52,626 At least you got to see a man, right? 341 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:55,045 I don't like them there tattoos and shit. 342 00:17:55,329 --> 00:17:57,002 MARY: Shut up, he could hear you. 343 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,174 ZOE: (GIGGLES) I don't care. (GROWLING) 344 00:18:04,421 --> 00:18:06,389 All right, I got popcorn. 345 00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,342 Sing a song... 346 00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:15,357 Is it popcorn or is it popped-corn? 347 00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:18,018 I don't know. Jenn, go long! 348 00:18:18,268 --> 00:18:19,861 Zoe, you're wasting it all. 349 00:18:20,437 --> 00:18:22,030 JENN: Okay, whose turn is it? 350 00:18:22,481 --> 00:18:25,325 ZOE: All right, Jenn. Would you rather? Go. 351 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:28,867 Okay. Would you rather 352 00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:31,957 never be able to use a tampon 353 00:18:32,032 --> 00:18:33,955 or never be able to use lipstick? 354 00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,707 That is so lame, Jenn. 355 00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:37,083 I've got one. 356 00:18:37,162 --> 00:18:38,664 Are you ready? 357 00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:40,628 Would you rather 358 00:18:40,707 --> 00:18:43,085 watch your mom get murdered by your daddy 359 00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:45,466 or get raped by your daddy 360 00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:47,218 while your mom had to watch? 361 00:18:47,798 --> 00:18:48,970 Zoe, that's awful. 362 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,010 Would you rather? 363 00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:52,094 Answer it. 364 00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:54,805 I guess 365 00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:56,894 get raped by my dad. 366 00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:58,734 Ew! Gross! 367 00:18:58,892 --> 00:19:00,360 What? Would you rather have your mom die? 368 00:19:00,435 --> 00:19:01,652 I wouldn't do either. 369 00:19:01,728 --> 00:19:03,150 That's so fucking disgusting. 370 00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:04,573 You're sick. 371 00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:06,817 What's the point of this game anyways? 372 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,119 I don't blame you, your dad's real hot. 373 00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:10,195 He is. 374 00:19:11,738 --> 00:19:13,160 (RUSTLING) 375 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:16,126 (PANTING) 376 00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:20,622 All right. Home run me. Home run me. 377 00:19:20,747 --> 00:19:22,090 Ready? Hang on, hang on, hang on. 378 00:19:22,374 --> 00:19:23,500 (LAUGHS) 379 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,881 (SINGING) Da, da, da, da, dah! 380 00:19:26,378 --> 00:19:28,756 You missed. I did it by the air, bitch. 381 00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:31,350 I'll do it myself. 382 00:19:31,425 --> 00:19:32,426 Ah! Whoo! 383 00:19:32,509 --> 00:19:33,510 (LAUGHS) 384 00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:35,061 I got it. Truth or dare. 385 00:19:35,762 --> 00:19:37,890 Y'all can make out like you did last time. 386 00:19:37,973 --> 00:19:39,693 No, that's no fun unless there's guys around 387 00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:41,318 to make jealous. 388 00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:43,194 That's bullshit. 389 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:45,523 You liked it and you know it. 390 00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:47,607 Come here, come give me a kiss. 391 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:48,950 Stop. I didn't even say dare. 392 00:19:50,986 --> 00:19:52,454 (POUNDING) 393 00:19:52,696 --> 00:19:54,994 What was that? (LAUGHS) 394 00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:56,826 It's your daddy, Jenn. 395 00:19:56,908 --> 00:19:58,205 Yeah, he's come to collect. 396 00:19:58,285 --> 00:19:59,628 Oh, real funny. (POUNDING) 397 00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:04,249 No, seriously, what the fuck is that? 398 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,126 Well, 399 00:20:07,085 --> 00:20:09,713 I'm just gonna have to go and find out. 400 00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:16,352 JENN: Don't open the door. 401 00:20:17,345 --> 00:20:18,517 Hello? 402 00:20:20,182 --> 00:20:21,434 Anybody? 403 00:20:23,018 --> 00:20:24,190 Hey, serial killers, 404 00:20:24,269 --> 00:20:25,691 we've got three hot babes in here 405 00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:28,615 who haven't had sex in a really long time. 406 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:31,034 MARY: It could be dangerous out there. Ooh! 407 00:20:32,194 --> 00:20:34,117 MARY: Zoe, I'm serious. 408 00:20:35,739 --> 00:20:37,992 You know what, Mary? You're a real buzzkill. 409 00:20:43,163 --> 00:20:45,165 JENN: Don't go out there! 410 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,009 Why are there no streetlights? 411 00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:50,213 Because there are no streets. 412 00:20:50,921 --> 00:20:52,673 I hate the country. 413 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,840 (SOFTLY) Zoe. 414 00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:56,601 (POUNDING NOISE) (GASPS) 415 00:20:56,676 --> 00:20:58,519 What the hell is that? 416 00:20:58,929 --> 00:21:00,556 Should we call the police or something? 417 00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:02,774 (DOOR SLAMS) Oh, my God, oh, my God. 418 00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:05,693 It's okay, it's okay. It was just the wind. 419 00:21:07,395 --> 00:21:08,863 It's locked. 420 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,316 Mary... 421 00:21:11,399 --> 00:21:12,400 It's okay. Just... 422 00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:14,031 (GROWLS) (SCREAMING) 423 00:21:14,402 --> 00:21:15,654 (PARTS) 424 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:17,496 Ha, ha! 425 00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:19,791 Tommy! You asshole! 426 00:21:19,866 --> 00:21:21,118 Oh, come on. 427 00:21:21,201 --> 00:21:22,669 It's nice to see you too. 428 00:21:22,744 --> 00:21:24,621 But that wasn't funny. 429 00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:26,832 How did you even get up here? 430 00:21:26,915 --> 00:21:29,543 I'm sorry, babe. Buck talked me into it. 431 00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:33,088 Yeah, I had to drag his ass all the way up here 432 00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:34,385 and the whole time he's like, 433 00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:37,138 "Wait, no, wait, Mary said that we're not supposed to come. 434 00:21:37,217 --> 00:21:39,140 "Mary said that it's just girl's night. 435 00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:42,314 "Mary wants to just be with her vagina all weekend." 436 00:21:42,389 --> 00:21:43,857 Shut up, Buck. 437 00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:45,684 Oh, my God, you guys should have seen y'all's faces. 438 00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:47,064 It was classic. 439 00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:48,478 You were in on this? 440 00:21:49,479 --> 00:21:51,481 Not if it'll make you any madder. 441 00:21:52,399 --> 00:21:53,821 (POUNDING) (SCREAMING) 442 00:21:55,819 --> 00:21:57,787 (LAUGHING) 443 00:21:59,698 --> 00:22:01,621 Would any of you ladies care to come inside 444 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,544 and join me, 'cause there's no beer out here. 445 00:22:04,619 --> 00:22:06,667 This is my cousin's house, you idiot. 446 00:22:07,831 --> 00:22:09,424 How did you even get in there? 447 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:12,340 Magic. No, bedroom window was open. 448 00:22:15,755 --> 00:22:17,007 Hi, Jenn. 449 00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:20,010 What part of "stay away" do you guys not understand? 450 00:22:20,093 --> 00:22:22,516 The "stay away" part. I just don't get it. 451 00:22:23,013 --> 00:22:24,356 You're not invited up here. 452 00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:26,274 Despite whatever this one may have told you. 453 00:22:26,349 --> 00:22:27,521 Hey, come on, come on. 454 00:22:27,601 --> 00:22:28,853 We parked the car down the road 455 00:22:28,935 --> 00:22:30,107 so you wouldn't hear us. 456 00:22:30,187 --> 00:22:32,281 Besides, we missed you guys. 457 00:22:32,856 --> 00:22:35,359 Mary, I haven't had sex in 36 hours. 458 00:22:35,442 --> 00:22:36,568 You know, when your foot's asleep? 459 00:22:36,651 --> 00:22:37,743 My dick's asleep. 460 00:22:37,819 --> 00:22:39,162 I've got to wake it up. 461 00:22:39,237 --> 00:22:40,204 ZOE: I have to wake that dick up. 462 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,203 Wake that dick up. Baby. I will. 463 00:22:42,324 --> 00:22:44,497 I can't even feel it. Mary, please. 464 00:22:44,576 --> 00:22:45,828 Mary, please, my dick's asleep. 465 00:22:46,661 --> 00:22:48,129 Wasn't this weekend for everybody? 466 00:22:48,622 --> 00:22:51,296 Yeah, it was until you fucked it all up. 467 00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:54,553 No, I'm sorry. You guys have to leave. 468 00:22:54,794 --> 00:22:57,263 But, Mary, they just drove all the way out here. 469 00:22:57,631 --> 00:22:59,599 This is my house and I make the rules. 470 00:22:59,674 --> 00:23:01,301 It's fine, Mary. They can stay. 471 00:23:01,801 --> 00:23:03,098 Jenn! Thank you, Jenn! 472 00:23:03,178 --> 00:23:05,226 Give it up for Jenn everybody. (CLAPS) 473 00:23:05,305 --> 00:23:06,522 Right? 474 00:23:06,598 --> 00:23:08,692 Jenn, do not let them bully you into this. 475 00:23:09,351 --> 00:23:12,230 No, really, maybe it will force me to, you know, 476 00:23:13,146 --> 00:23:15,820 face it head on instead of running away. 477 00:23:17,317 --> 00:23:18,364 You sure? 478 00:23:18,443 --> 00:23:20,741 Oh my, goddammit, she's sure. Come on. 479 00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:22,020 Come on, we're all adults here. 480 00:23:22,072 --> 00:23:23,574 This doesn't have to be awkward. 481 00:23:23,657 --> 00:23:25,785 Gentlemen, I'll see you in the bone zone. 482 00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:28,290 Let's get drunk. (MARY YELLS) 483 00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:29,496 Whoo! 484 00:23:32,123 --> 00:23:33,124 BUCK: Ow! Right. 485 00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:36,507 Well, at least this can't get any more awkward. 486 00:23:37,003 --> 00:23:39,131 (LOVEMAKING SOUNDS) 487 00:23:40,674 --> 00:23:41,675 (MOANING) 488 00:23:51,434 --> 00:23:53,436 Oh, I feel like a power ranger! 489 00:23:55,563 --> 00:23:57,190 Oh! Oh, shit, you are sweet! 490 00:23:57,983 --> 00:23:59,451 You are way too hot for me! 491 00:23:59,526 --> 00:24:00,778 Oh, baby! You know it! 492 00:24:01,111 --> 00:24:02,408 This was helpful. 493 00:24:04,155 --> 00:24:06,078 Thanks for stopping by. 494 00:24:06,157 --> 00:24:07,157 Baby. 495 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,998 Don't call me that. 496 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,582 You've lost your baby privileges. 497 00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:11,942 But it's not as bad as you think. 498 00:24:11,955 --> 00:24:13,377 You've no idea what I think. 499 00:24:14,207 --> 00:24:15,367 Can we at least talk about it? 500 00:24:15,792 --> 00:24:17,886 Fine. Want to talk about it? 501 00:24:18,169 --> 00:24:20,342 Who is she? Do I know this little whore? 502 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,052 What is that? Seaweed? 503 00:24:25,135 --> 00:24:26,808 It's you, you asshole. 504 00:24:26,886 --> 00:24:28,388 A friend of a friend tagged you on Facebook 505 00:24:28,471 --> 00:24:30,690 from Michelle's party last weekend. 506 00:24:30,765 --> 00:24:31,891 Who is she? 507 00:24:31,975 --> 00:24:33,568 I know it looks bad. I do. 508 00:24:33,643 --> 00:24:35,236 I know. But I was really drunk. 509 00:24:36,229 --> 00:24:38,027 You know what, if you're not gonna answer my questions 510 00:24:38,106 --> 00:24:40,234 then we have nothing else to talk about. 511 00:24:40,734 --> 00:24:42,111 Just, come on... 512 00:24:42,193 --> 00:24:43,410 Don't touch me. 513 00:24:45,238 --> 00:24:46,239 You feel better? 514 00:24:48,491 --> 00:24:50,289 Getting there. (SIGHS) 515 00:24:54,414 --> 00:24:56,337 Let me go. I'll scream. 516 00:24:58,585 --> 00:25:00,087 Join the club. 517 00:25:08,595 --> 00:25:10,097 I missed you so much. 518 00:25:10,263 --> 00:25:11,355 (THUD) 519 00:25:11,431 --> 00:25:12,432 Oh. 520 00:25:13,183 --> 00:25:14,730 Missed you too. 521 00:25:15,977 --> 00:25:17,274 (GROANS) 522 00:25:24,402 --> 00:25:25,449 Ah. 523 00:25:25,528 --> 00:25:27,656 That was worth the drive up. For sure. 524 00:25:28,656 --> 00:25:31,250 Again. I'm only one man. 525 00:25:31,368 --> 00:25:33,621 (GIGGLES) It takes an hour to recharge. 526 00:25:33,703 --> 00:25:34,704 Do you not read magazines? 527 00:25:34,788 --> 00:25:36,040 (GROANS) 528 00:25:36,623 --> 00:25:38,091 Oh. Oh. 529 00:25:40,877 --> 00:25:42,299 Can you hand me my glasses? 530 00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:43,471 Yeah. 531 00:25:54,557 --> 00:25:55,809 You Okay? 532 00:25:56,976 --> 00:25:58,319 Yeah, why? 533 00:25:58,937 --> 00:26:01,986 I don't know. You just seem a little out of it. 534 00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:05,781 Did you finish? 535 00:26:07,153 --> 00:26:10,282 I guess I'm just worried about Jenn, that's all. 536 00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:13,459 So, that's a no. 537 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,121 (SIGHS) 538 00:26:39,644 --> 00:26:40,861 (THUMP) 539 00:26:41,938 --> 00:26:43,281 Someone in there? 540 00:26:43,356 --> 00:26:44,699 (THUMPING) 541 00:26:45,525 --> 00:26:46,651 Buck, I swear to God, 542 00:26:46,734 --> 00:26:48,094 I'm gonna stick that bat up your... 543 00:26:48,319 --> 00:26:49,366 (GROWLING) 544 00:26:51,531 --> 00:26:52,532 (SHRIEKING) 545 00:26:57,745 --> 00:26:59,167 (CRYING) Oh, my God, you have to see them! 546 00:26:59,247 --> 00:27:00,544 You guys... What? 547 00:27:00,623 --> 00:27:01,915 In the bathroom! 548 00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:03,916 Calm down. What's wrong? There's something in there. 549 00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:05,044 Tell me what's wrong! 550 00:27:05,128 --> 00:27:06,596 There's something, I don't know, like... 551 00:27:06,671 --> 00:27:09,094 Who the fuck is crying on vacation day? 552 00:27:09,215 --> 00:27:11,013 What's goin' on? What did you do to her? 553 00:27:11,092 --> 00:27:12,292 SAM: No, I didn't do anything. 554 00:27:12,385 --> 00:27:13,807 (GASPING) Listen, 555 00:27:13,887 --> 00:27:15,389 there's a beaver in the bathroom. 556 00:27:15,472 --> 00:27:18,442 That's really great news, haven't you been looking for beavers since we got here? 557 00:27:18,516 --> 00:27:19,893 No, no, there was something wrong with it. 558 00:27:19,976 --> 00:27:21,899 It was fucking rabid or something. 559 00:27:22,228 --> 00:27:24,230 Well, you know what we should do? 560 00:27:24,314 --> 00:27:25,611 We should capture it 561 00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:26,737 and we'll raise it as our own. 562 00:27:26,816 --> 00:27:28,443 Jenn, you are a really ugly crier. 563 00:27:28,735 --> 00:27:30,203 Go look in the fucking bathroom! 564 00:27:30,278 --> 00:27:32,121 Jenn, I tell you what. This is getting real ridiculous. 565 00:27:32,197 --> 00:27:33,289 Let's go to the fucking bathroom. 566 00:27:33,364 --> 00:27:34,832 Okay, big daddy Buck's got it. 567 00:27:34,908 --> 00:27:36,455 Here, Jenn, here, Jenn. 568 00:27:39,329 --> 00:27:42,378 Oh, there is no way I'm drunk enough for this. 569 00:27:42,749 --> 00:27:44,422 You're drunk as any one of the rest of us, 570 00:27:44,501 --> 00:27:45,673 so fucking man up. 571 00:27:45,752 --> 00:27:47,345 Yeah, just man up. 572 00:27:49,797 --> 00:27:51,344 Just be careful. 573 00:27:51,674 --> 00:27:53,472 Pussy. Bein' a pussy. 574 00:27:54,928 --> 00:27:56,726 Jesus. Dude, really? Fuckin' pussy. 575 00:27:56,804 --> 00:27:58,351 Shut up. Bein' a bitch. 576 00:27:58,431 --> 00:27:59,591 Bein' a little bitch about it. 577 00:28:04,646 --> 00:28:06,193 (RUNNING WATER) 578 00:28:09,275 --> 00:28:11,198 Jenn, there's nothing in here. 579 00:28:11,277 --> 00:28:12,745 I swear. It was right there. 580 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:14,037 Oh, my God, Jenn. 581 00:28:14,113 --> 00:28:16,036 Is that one of those bathrooms? 582 00:28:16,115 --> 00:28:17,537 Oh, look at me, 583 00:28:17,617 --> 00:28:20,120 I'm in a scary, scary bathroom, Jenn. 584 00:28:20,912 --> 00:28:22,459 Jenn, be honest. Did you shit in here? 585 00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:23,672 (GROWLING) 586 00:28:23,748 --> 00:28:25,000 (SCREAMING) 587 00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:27,585 Oh, my God! 588 00:28:27,669 --> 00:28:29,296 (GROWLING CONTINUES) 589 00:28:29,462 --> 00:28:30,463 (SCREAMING) 590 00:28:32,590 --> 00:28:33,591 Kill it! 591 00:28:38,304 --> 00:28:39,977 (BEAVER SNARLING) 592 00:28:41,307 --> 00:28:42,900 How the hell is that thing still movin'? 593 00:28:42,976 --> 00:28:44,603 (SCREAMING) 594 00:28:49,065 --> 00:28:50,567 That's gnarly. 595 00:28:52,193 --> 00:28:53,991 Someone want to get a garbage bag? 596 00:29:04,539 --> 00:29:06,166 That was rabies? 597 00:29:06,791 --> 00:29:08,213 Yeah, probably. 598 00:29:08,293 --> 00:29:09,761 Then again I've never seen 599 00:29:09,836 --> 00:29:11,429 a real beaver before up close so... 600 00:29:11,504 --> 00:29:12,847 Yeah, me neither. 601 00:29:12,922 --> 00:29:14,562 Well, maybe you should try going down on me 602 00:29:14,632 --> 00:29:15,884 once in a while, Buck. 603 00:29:15,967 --> 00:29:16,934 That was not a normal beaver. 604 00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:18,387 I can tell you that much. 605 00:29:18,469 --> 00:29:20,813 Yeah. Normal beavers have pupils in their goddam eyes, 606 00:29:20,888 --> 00:29:21,935 don't they'? 607 00:29:22,015 --> 00:29:23,688 Fucking chicks, come on. 608 00:29:24,183 --> 00:29:26,356 The beaver obviously had something. 609 00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:28,442 Wait, I mean, did it bite anyone? 610 00:29:28,521 --> 00:29:29,693 Jenn, are you... No. 611 00:29:31,024 --> 00:29:34,244 Good. 'Cause I've heard that rabies shots hurt like a bitch. 612 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,704 Yeah, not to mention the nearest hospital is 30 miles away. 613 00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:38,907 Maybe we should just go home. 614 00:29:39,115 --> 00:29:40,662 What? Yeah, no. Jenn, 615 00:29:40,742 --> 00:29:42,289 we drove four hours to get here. 616 00:29:42,368 --> 00:29:44,336 My foot's still asleep from the ride up. 617 00:29:44,412 --> 00:29:45,789 I don't care about your foot, Buck. 618 00:29:45,872 --> 00:29:48,796 You know, we're all just upset and drunk and... 619 00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:50,297 And horny. 620 00:29:50,376 --> 00:29:51,969 And 6'3", but that's just me. 621 00:29:52,378 --> 00:29:54,847 Buck, shut the fuck up. Okay, you're right. 622 00:29:54,922 --> 00:29:56,424 MARY: I think that we should just sleep on it. 623 00:29:56,507 --> 00:29:58,134 Okay, well, I'm sleeping with you then. 624 00:30:04,223 --> 00:30:05,691 Yeah, sure, Jenn. Whatever you want. 625 00:30:06,309 --> 00:30:08,437 Guys, we could die tomorrow, okay. 626 00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:10,317 This could be our last night. 627 00:30:10,396 --> 00:30:12,148 This may sound crazy but we need to have an orgy, 628 00:30:12,231 --> 00:30:14,404 I'm not fucking around. A safety orgy, 629 00:30:14,734 --> 00:30:18,159 you know, stay together, like in the old west with the caravans. 630 00:30:19,322 --> 00:30:21,074 (BEAVER SNARLING) 631 00:30:35,963 --> 00:30:37,180 (WHISTLING) 632 00:30:48,601 --> 00:30:49,818 (GROWLING) 633 00:30:59,487 --> 00:31:01,489 (STARTS WHISTLING AGAIN) 634 00:31:19,257 --> 00:31:21,055 BUCK: Okay, here we go. 635 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:23,603 Don't let the dog look. 636 00:31:24,512 --> 00:31:25,729 ZOE: Relax. I'm not going to... 637 00:31:25,805 --> 00:31:27,523 Oh, my God, Mary. Look. 638 00:31:29,976 --> 00:31:31,068 Yuck. 639 00:31:33,396 --> 00:31:35,945 Some wild animal came and took it. 640 00:31:36,023 --> 00:31:37,616 See the footprints. 641 00:31:37,692 --> 00:31:39,194 (GROWLS) Come on. 642 00:31:39,277 --> 00:31:41,154 I don't like this. What? 643 00:31:41,946 --> 00:31:43,198 Ah, Jenn, come on, 644 00:31:43,281 --> 00:31:45,204 we're all the way out in the middle of the woods. 645 00:31:45,283 --> 00:31:46,409 We tossed something on the porch 646 00:31:46,492 --> 00:31:48,620 and something's glad that we did it. 647 00:31:49,537 --> 00:31:51,005 What are you thinkin'? 648 00:31:51,289 --> 00:31:53,417 All I know is that thing is dead, guys, come on. 649 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:54,755 Can we please go swimming now? 650 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:56,427 Yeah, I second that. Let's go. 651 00:31:56,502 --> 00:31:57,970 You still want to go in the water 652 00:31:58,045 --> 00:31:59,245 after what happened last night? 653 00:31:59,547 --> 00:32:01,265 Last night was in there, okay? 654 00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,933 The water's way safer than in the cabin. 655 00:32:03,009 --> 00:32:04,636 Yeah, come on. It's a beautiful day 656 00:32:04,719 --> 00:32:06,141 and the lake's right over here. 657 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:07,517 We haven't seen you ladies in your bikinis yet. 658 00:32:07,597 --> 00:32:08,598 Come on. 659 00:32:08,681 --> 00:32:09,853 You know, we were doing just fine 660 00:32:09,932 --> 00:32:11,058 before you guys showed up. 661 00:32:11,142 --> 00:32:12,439 Jenn, that's not fair. 662 00:32:12,518 --> 00:32:14,691 Yeah. Tommy did kill that beaver for us. 663 00:32:14,771 --> 00:32:16,648 BUCK: Yeah. Sorry Sam didn't kill anything 664 00:32:16,731 --> 00:32:17,948 because that would be the only beaver 665 00:32:18,024 --> 00:32:19,446 he's getting this weekend. 666 00:32:19,525 --> 00:32:21,277 Will you please stop with the beaver jokes? 667 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,920 BUCK: Why did the beaver cross the road? 668 00:32:34,707 --> 00:32:36,960 TOMMY: Whoo! Attagirl! 669 00:32:40,046 --> 00:32:41,389 Come in, Misery! 670 00:32:41,464 --> 00:32:42,886 Get your ass in the water 671 00:32:42,965 --> 00:32:45,013 and join the rest of the human beings! 672 00:32:46,010 --> 00:32:47,353 Has it ever occurred to any of you 673 00:32:47,428 --> 00:32:48,975 that there might be more beavers? 674 00:32:49,222 --> 00:32:51,224 (MOCKING JENN) Has it ever occurred to... 675 00:32:51,307 --> 00:32:54,277 (BOTH MOCKING) Beavers... Beavers... 676 00:32:57,063 --> 00:33:00,033 So, you seen the mysterious photo? 677 00:33:03,277 --> 00:33:04,779 Of course I've seen it. 678 00:33:05,488 --> 00:33:08,367 I've seen it over 300 times since Wednesday. 679 00:33:08,908 --> 00:33:10,660 She has me analyzin' every line and ever pixel, 680 00:33:10,743 --> 00:33:13,417 trying to figure out who it is you're on top of. 681 00:33:18,251 --> 00:33:20,800 Well, I guess it's safe to say that she, uh, 682 00:33:20,878 --> 00:33:22,158 she doesn't know that it was you. 683 00:33:23,798 --> 00:33:25,675 SAM: Are you gonna tell her? 684 00:33:26,717 --> 00:33:28,219 I don't know. 685 00:33:29,178 --> 00:33:31,852 Well, you know, if you just tell her it was nothing, 686 00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:33,103 she's gonna believe you. 687 00:33:33,391 --> 00:33:34,517 Maybe. 688 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,193 But she'll hate me. 689 00:33:36,936 --> 00:33:38,358 Tell that to my finger. 690 00:33:39,397 --> 00:33:40,899 Are you crazy? 691 00:33:45,486 --> 00:33:47,033 Don't be stupid, Jenn. 692 00:33:47,113 --> 00:33:48,706 Get your ass in the water right now. 693 00:33:48,781 --> 00:33:50,909 TOMMY: Yeah. Come on. Yeah, peer pressure, Jenn. 694 00:33:50,992 --> 00:33:52,084 Come on. 695 00:33:52,159 --> 00:33:53,285 Fine. 696 00:33:56,622 --> 00:33:58,090 You know with all the shit that's gone down, 697 00:33:58,165 --> 00:33:59,212 we haven't talked. 698 00:34:00,751 --> 00:34:02,970 Like you said, it was nothin'. 699 00:34:04,547 --> 00:34:06,424 Besides, I'm with Tommy. 700 00:34:06,507 --> 00:34:08,805 And if you're really lucky, you'll still be with Jenn. 701 00:34:09,135 --> 00:34:10,227 You happy? 702 00:34:10,303 --> 00:34:11,680 This is the happiest day of my life, Jenn. 703 00:34:11,762 --> 00:34:13,685 You're in the lake. I don't know how it happened, 704 00:34:13,806 --> 00:34:14,807 but it did. 705 00:34:20,146 --> 00:34:21,363 Oh, my God. 706 00:34:21,564 --> 00:34:22,565 What? 707 00:34:23,482 --> 00:34:24,904 Something just swam past my foot. 708 00:34:25,359 --> 00:34:26,360 (BEAVER SNARLING) 709 00:34:26,819 --> 00:34:27,820 (SIGHS) 710 00:34:27,987 --> 00:34:30,240 You are, like, such a hypochondriac. 711 00:34:30,656 --> 00:34:31,908 No, I swear to God, you guys, 712 00:34:31,991 --> 00:34:33,743 something just fucking hit my foot. 713 00:34:34,076 --> 00:34:35,168 (LAUGHING) 714 00:34:35,244 --> 00:34:36,245 Oh! 715 00:34:36,329 --> 00:34:38,423 Oh, look, Buck feels it too. 716 00:34:38,497 --> 00:34:39,965 (LAUGHING) 717 00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:41,042 Wait. 718 00:34:42,168 --> 00:34:43,385 (GASPS) 719 00:34:43,502 --> 00:34:44,845 You swallow some water? My foot! 720 00:34:45,254 --> 00:34:47,222 TOMMY: Holy shit! (ZOE SCREAMS) 721 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:48,762 Oh, my God! 722 00:34:48,841 --> 00:34:49,842 Get out of the water! 723 00:34:50,134 --> 00:34:51,511 Oh, my God! 724 00:34:53,846 --> 00:34:56,019 What the fuck? Is that blood? 725 00:34:58,059 --> 00:34:59,527 (SCREAMING) 726 00:34:59,602 --> 00:35:02,196 Get to the raft! Get to the fucking raft! 727 00:35:05,399 --> 00:35:06,400 Hurry! 728 00:35:07,652 --> 00:35:09,370 (YELLING) 729 00:35:13,115 --> 00:35:14,708 (BEAVER GROWLING) 730 00:35:17,370 --> 00:35:19,372 (GROANING) 731 00:35:20,706 --> 00:35:21,906 TOMMY: Oh, fuck, he got me too! 732 00:35:24,877 --> 00:35:25,924 No. 733 00:35:26,003 --> 00:35:27,300 Fuck! 734 00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:29,053 That was another fuckin' beaver! 735 00:35:29,966 --> 00:35:31,138 More than one. 736 00:35:31,217 --> 00:35:32,218 Beavers don't do this. 737 00:35:32,301 --> 00:35:34,053 They don't just... They don't just attack people like this. 738 00:35:34,470 --> 00:35:35,471 Oh, my God. 739 00:35:35,554 --> 00:35:37,272 (BUCK GROANING) 740 00:35:38,057 --> 00:35:39,377 We have to tie this off right now. 741 00:35:39,725 --> 00:35:41,819 What about this? No, no, no, too small, too small. 742 00:35:41,894 --> 00:35:43,066 Wait. 743 00:35:43,145 --> 00:35:44,692 The dog's vest. 744 00:35:44,897 --> 00:35:46,615 Yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect. Hurry! 745 00:35:46,691 --> 00:35:47,863 (SCREAMS) 746 00:35:48,109 --> 00:35:49,656 (BUCK GROANING) 747 00:35:50,569 --> 00:35:51,661 Look! 748 00:35:51,737 --> 00:35:52,954 (BEAVER SNARLING) 749 00:35:54,615 --> 00:35:55,867 Where's Jenn? 750 00:35:57,243 --> 00:35:58,540 Jenn! 751 00:36:03,207 --> 00:36:04,208 (PANTING) 752 00:36:04,291 --> 00:36:05,292 Shit. 753 00:36:10,423 --> 00:36:11,595 Hold on, hold on, hold on! 754 00:36:11,716 --> 00:36:12,717 (BEAVERS SNARLING) 755 00:36:13,384 --> 00:36:14,385 They're coming. 756 00:36:14,468 --> 00:36:16,345 (YELLING) Shit. 757 00:36:16,554 --> 00:36:18,181 (BEAVERS SNARLING) 758 00:36:21,392 --> 00:36:22,484 (SCREAMING) 759 00:36:26,022 --> 00:36:27,365 Where did they go? 760 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,532 (THUMPS) (GASPS) 761 00:36:28,607 --> 00:36:30,530 Shit! (SCREAMING) 762 00:36:30,609 --> 00:36:32,361 (THUMPING) TOMMY: They're underneath us! 763 00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:33,446 (THUMPING CONTINUES) 764 00:36:33,779 --> 00:36:34,905 (BEAVERS SNARLING) 765 00:36:35,406 --> 00:36:37,249 (SCREAMS) No! 766 00:36:37,324 --> 00:36:38,325 (PANTING) 767 00:36:38,451 --> 00:36:39,748 (BEAVER GROWLS) (SCREAMS) 768 00:36:42,997 --> 00:36:44,419 (GROWLING) (SCREAMING) 769 00:36:44,832 --> 00:36:45,833 Be careful! 770 00:36:47,668 --> 00:36:49,170 (BEAVERS SNARLING) 771 00:36:52,506 --> 00:36:53,598 Hold on people. 772 00:36:53,674 --> 00:36:54,800 We cannot stay here. 773 00:36:54,884 --> 00:36:55,885 Yeah, no shit! 774 00:36:55,968 --> 00:36:57,060 (GROWLING) 775 00:36:57,136 --> 00:36:58,388 (SCREAMING) 776 00:37:02,975 --> 00:37:04,147 Hold on, hold on. 777 00:37:05,186 --> 00:37:06,187 (ZOE CRYING) 778 00:37:06,771 --> 00:37:08,739 (SNARLING) There's too many of them. 779 00:37:08,856 --> 00:37:10,824 (SCREAMING) (GROWLING) 780 00:37:14,987 --> 00:37:15,988 Oh, my God! 781 00:37:16,113 --> 00:37:17,114 We have to swim for it. 782 00:37:17,448 --> 00:37:18,700 SAM: We need a diversion. 783 00:37:18,783 --> 00:37:19,875 (SCREAMING) 784 00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:21,076 What the fuck! 785 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,083 All right. You know what? 786 00:37:24,121 --> 00:37:25,998 Sorry buddy. Surf's up! 787 00:37:26,082 --> 00:37:27,584 (ZOE SCREAMING) 788 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:28,918 Gosling! 789 00:37:31,170 --> 00:37:32,171 Gosling! 790 00:37:32,838 --> 00:37:33,839 No! 791 00:37:36,383 --> 00:37:37,851 No! (CRYING) 792 00:37:41,889 --> 00:37:43,857 We have to go, go now! 793 00:37:43,974 --> 00:37:45,191 Go, go. (CRYING) 794 00:37:48,854 --> 00:37:50,356 TOMMY: Shit! Swim! 795 00:37:52,483 --> 00:37:53,951 Go, go! Swim! 796 00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,037 (SNARLING) 797 00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:06,497 (SCREAMING) 798 00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:07,877 (SNARLING) 799 00:38:08,374 --> 00:38:09,751 (SCREAMING) 800 00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:27,560 (SNARLING) 801 00:38:27,726 --> 00:38:28,727 (SCREAMING) 802 00:38:29,478 --> 00:38:30,479 (GROWLING) 803 00:38:30,771 --> 00:38:32,614 Oh my God! Ahhh! 804 00:38:41,448 --> 00:38:42,449 (SNARLING) 805 00:38:44,493 --> 00:38:45,870 (SNARLING CONTINUES) 806 00:38:52,668 --> 00:38:54,466 This doesn't make any goddamn sense. 807 00:38:55,462 --> 00:38:57,590 This is the same one from the bathroom. 808 00:38:58,132 --> 00:39:00,134 Is he like on steroids or something? 809 00:39:00,551 --> 00:39:02,519 Mary, does it look like a baseball player? 810 00:39:02,595 --> 00:39:03,596 I don't know, Zoe. 811 00:39:04,263 --> 00:39:06,106 I mean, how could it still be alive? 812 00:39:07,099 --> 00:39:08,100 It isn't. 813 00:39:08,434 --> 00:39:09,434 What? 814 00:39:09,476 --> 00:39:11,228 It isn't alive. 815 00:39:11,896 --> 00:39:14,024 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 816 00:39:14,356 --> 00:39:15,357 All right, enough talk. 817 00:39:16,817 --> 00:39:18,285 What are you doing? 818 00:39:18,819 --> 00:39:20,617 This. Oh, Jesus. 819 00:39:22,489 --> 00:39:23,490 Any questions? 820 00:39:33,959 --> 00:39:36,428 (SIGHS) There's still no dial tone. 821 00:39:37,129 --> 00:39:38,722 What? Did the beavers do it? 822 00:39:39,590 --> 00:39:40,557 For all we know, the dial tone 823 00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:41,753 wasn't even on to begin with. 824 00:39:42,134 --> 00:39:43,135 You Okay? 825 00:39:46,430 --> 00:39:49,024 Now, look, lam sorry, about the dog. 826 00:39:49,892 --> 00:39:51,064 About the dog? 827 00:39:52,102 --> 00:39:53,103 It's my dog. 828 00:39:53,562 --> 00:39:54,905 You killed my dog. 829 00:39:56,106 --> 00:39:58,404 It's between us and a... and a dog, 830 00:39:58,984 --> 00:40:00,861 I'm going to pick us every time. 831 00:40:00,945 --> 00:40:03,323 If that makes me an asshole, then so be it, man. 832 00:40:04,156 --> 00:40:05,157 It does. 833 00:40:05,908 --> 00:40:06,909 Asshole! 834 00:40:08,327 --> 00:40:09,920 Oh, give me a break. It's a dog. 835 00:40:09,995 --> 00:40:11,838 Fuck you! I hate you. I hate... 836 00:40:12,039 --> 00:40:13,586 Get off of me, Mary! 837 00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:14,667 Stop. You stop! 838 00:40:15,376 --> 00:40:16,468 You would take his side. 839 00:40:16,543 --> 00:40:18,420 I'm not taking anyone's side. 840 00:40:18,504 --> 00:40:20,177 Oh, yeah? Tell that to Jenn. 841 00:40:24,843 --> 00:40:26,845 Mary, what is she talking about? 842 00:40:26,929 --> 00:40:27,976 That's right, Jenn. 843 00:40:29,181 --> 00:40:31,024 The girl in the stupid picture with Sam, 844 00:40:32,184 --> 00:40:33,185 it's fucking Mary. 845 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:36,981 Thanks, Zoe. 846 00:40:40,192 --> 00:40:42,945 She has a right to know. Everybody else does for fuck's sake! 847 00:40:47,825 --> 00:40:48,826 I didn't know. 848 00:40:49,576 --> 00:40:50,577 Tommy. 849 00:40:53,038 --> 00:40:54,039 Jenn, 850 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,041 I was going to tell you. 851 00:40:57,042 --> 00:40:58,043 It doesn't matter. 852 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:00,762 We have bigger problems now. 853 00:41:01,046 --> 00:41:02,047 (THUMPING ON DOOR) 854 00:41:03,549 --> 00:41:04,550 (BEAVER SNARLING) 855 00:41:06,802 --> 00:41:07,803 It's them, isn't it? 856 00:41:07,886 --> 00:41:09,058 TOMMY: Oh, you think? They're everywhere. 857 00:41:09,221 --> 00:41:11,440 (BEAVERS SNARLING) 858 00:41:12,808 --> 00:41:13,809 Make it stop. 859 00:41:13,892 --> 00:41:16,270 It has to be some sort of intimidation tactic or something. 860 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,521 Well, it's working. 861 00:41:17,688 --> 00:41:18,735 Oh, my God! (SMACKING) 862 00:41:21,442 --> 00:41:22,443 MARY: Oh my God! 863 00:41:24,737 --> 00:41:25,909 Son of a bitch! 864 00:41:26,155 --> 00:41:27,156 (HISSING) 865 00:41:30,909 --> 00:41:31,910 (BEAVERS SNARLING) 866 00:41:32,745 --> 00:41:34,122 Is this what you want? 867 00:41:34,747 --> 00:41:35,748 You fucks! 868 00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:39,918 (BEAVERS SNARLING) 869 00:41:53,557 --> 00:41:55,150 They're just out there waiting for us. 870 00:41:55,851 --> 00:41:57,319 We've got to get Buck to a hospital. 871 00:41:58,103 --> 00:41:59,343 What about the neighbor's place? 872 00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:01,232 Yeah, we could use their phone. 873 00:42:01,899 --> 00:42:03,276 Oh, fuck that. 874 00:42:03,525 --> 00:42:04,526 I'll go for the car. 875 00:42:04,610 --> 00:42:05,611 Fuck that too. 876 00:42:05,944 --> 00:42:07,116 You stay here with the girls then. 877 00:42:07,196 --> 00:42:08,236 I'll get Buck to a hospital 878 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,280 and send back help. 879 00:42:09,323 --> 00:42:10,324 Give me Buck's foot. 880 00:42:10,866 --> 00:42:11,867 (GROANS) 881 00:42:12,576 --> 00:42:13,748 I'm going with you. 882 00:42:13,911 --> 00:42:14,912 No, Zoe, you can't. 883 00:42:16,622 --> 00:42:17,669 I have to. 884 00:42:18,123 --> 00:42:19,124 Ew. 885 00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,209 They could be out there. 886 00:42:20,459 --> 00:42:22,086 They are out there, but like you said, 887 00:42:22,461 --> 00:42:23,462 we don't have a choice. 888 00:42:23,629 --> 00:42:25,789 Buck is clearly not going to make it through the night. 889 00:42:26,465 --> 00:42:28,138 There's got to be some other way. 890 00:42:29,635 --> 00:42:31,012 Look. Beavers are great swimmers 891 00:42:31,095 --> 00:42:32,722 but they're not that fast on land, okay? 892 00:42:32,805 --> 00:42:34,245 JENN: Those things out there (SCOFFS) 893 00:42:35,099 --> 00:42:36,100 they're not beavers. 894 00:42:37,643 --> 00:42:38,644 I'm going to need your car 895 00:42:38,727 --> 00:42:40,127 'cause ours is down the road a ways. 896 00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:42,731 Give me the keys. 897 00:42:44,983 --> 00:42:46,360 Tommy, you don't have to do this. 898 00:42:46,485 --> 00:42:47,486 Mary. 899 00:42:47,903 --> 00:42:48,904 It's okay. 900 00:42:49,863 --> 00:42:50,864 Give me the keys. 901 00:42:56,912 --> 00:42:57,913 Tommy? 902 00:42:58,831 --> 00:42:59,832 Come on. 903 00:43:00,624 --> 00:43:01,671 Come on baby. 904 00:43:02,376 --> 00:43:03,628 Get the door. 905 00:43:08,590 --> 00:43:09,591 I don't see anything. You? 906 00:43:09,842 --> 00:43:10,843 My eyes are closed. 907 00:43:11,552 --> 00:43:12,553 All right, let's go. Come on. 908 00:43:12,636 --> 00:43:13,637 Wait. 909 00:43:15,472 --> 00:43:16,644 (BUCK GRUNTING) 910 00:43:19,726 --> 00:43:20,898 Hurry, hurry! 911 00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:22,020 Get the door. 912 00:43:23,272 --> 00:43:24,364 Hurry, you better get in! 913 00:43:24,606 --> 00:43:25,607 Better hurry. 914 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,401 They're in. 915 00:43:29,695 --> 00:43:30,696 Come on, come on. 916 00:43:30,779 --> 00:43:32,622 It's a fucking hybrid. You have to finesse it. 917 00:43:32,698 --> 00:43:33,699 (CAR BEEPING) 918 00:43:35,033 --> 00:43:36,034 They made it. 919 00:43:37,369 --> 00:43:38,889 Maybe we should've just gone with them. 920 00:43:39,830 --> 00:43:40,831 Yeah, maybe. 921 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,252 Maybe we should just leave. 922 00:43:48,547 --> 00:43:49,548 Oh, no. 923 00:43:51,925 --> 00:43:52,926 Will somebody help me? 924 00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,562 God, you really are a pussy. Move! 925 00:43:58,807 --> 00:44:01,026 We've got to board up all of these windows. 926 00:44:01,685 --> 00:44:02,982 I'll do the heavy lifting. 927 00:44:03,812 --> 00:44:05,485 You girls are safe with me. 928 00:44:07,733 --> 00:44:08,985 Did you hear something? 929 00:44:09,401 --> 00:44:10,618 Did I hear what? 930 00:44:10,944 --> 00:44:12,412 Banging? Hollering? 931 00:44:13,489 --> 00:44:17,210 Oh, it's just those kids scissoring each other to Lady Gaga. 932 00:44:17,367 --> 00:44:18,914 Well, I know it's those kids. 933 00:44:19,369 --> 00:44:21,918 Well, what do you want me to do about it? Call the police? 934 00:44:22,748 --> 00:44:24,500 Well, I heard tires screeching. 935 00:44:25,042 --> 00:44:27,242 You think we ought to go over there and check up on them? 936 00:44:27,586 --> 00:44:29,884 You never did know when to mind your own business. 937 00:44:31,632 --> 00:44:34,351 And you never did know when to get up off your ass. 938 00:44:34,426 --> 00:44:36,099 You really want me to go over there 939 00:44:36,178 --> 00:44:37,930 and check on a bunch of college girls? 940 00:44:38,889 --> 00:44:41,733 Because you know I might just have to stay for their party. 941 00:44:42,434 --> 00:44:44,436 (LAUGHS) Eww. Pig. 942 00:44:52,236 --> 00:44:53,954 (GROWLING SOFTLY) 943 00:45:03,038 --> 00:45:04,381 Buck? 944 00:45:04,456 --> 00:45:05,628 How you doing there, man? 945 00:45:05,749 --> 00:45:06,796 You hanging with us? 946 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:08,422 Oh, God. 947 00:45:08,961 --> 00:45:10,383 It's okay, buddy. Hey, hey, hey! 948 00:45:10,462 --> 00:45:11,930 Stay with us, stay with us, Buck. 949 00:45:12,631 --> 00:45:14,031 Everything's gonna be good, alright? 950 00:45:14,508 --> 00:45:15,509 Oh! 951 00:45:16,051 --> 00:45:17,052 Shit. 952 00:45:17,678 --> 00:45:19,305 What the fuck? Fuck! 953 00:45:22,349 --> 00:45:24,772 Oh, no! Oh, fuck! They did this! 954 00:45:25,394 --> 00:45:26,395 Fuck! 955 00:45:27,646 --> 00:45:28,989 Suck a bag of dicks! 956 00:45:29,898 --> 00:45:31,195 Shit. Fuck! 957 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:33,368 There's no way around this. 958 00:45:35,779 --> 00:45:36,780 Look! 959 00:45:37,698 --> 00:45:40,622 Oh, shit. Shit, wait here, I'm gonna go check it out. 960 00:45:41,285 --> 00:45:42,286 Be careful! 961 00:45:44,162 --> 00:45:45,334 Hello? 962 00:45:47,874 --> 00:45:48,875 There's no one here. 963 00:45:49,251 --> 00:45:50,252 What are you doing? 964 00:45:54,256 --> 00:45:55,974 There's guns and one ax. 965 00:45:56,466 --> 00:45:57,592 Are you gonna steal them? 966 00:45:59,011 --> 00:46:00,388 Yeah, whatever, we'll borrow 'em. 967 00:46:00,679 --> 00:46:02,352 I promise, I'll bring 'em right back. 968 00:46:04,433 --> 00:46:06,401 Here. What the hell am I supposed to do with this? 969 00:46:06,518 --> 00:46:09,237 Just take it. Please. Should we go back to the cabin? 970 00:46:09,563 --> 00:46:11,486 No, just you guys. What? Wait! 971 00:46:12,941 --> 00:46:15,114 Go get some more guns, load up the trunk 972 00:46:15,193 --> 00:46:16,445 and get everybody back to the cabin. 973 00:46:16,528 --> 00:46:18,405 Please, get in the car and turn it around. 974 00:46:19,156 --> 00:46:20,453 Wait. What are you gonna do? 975 00:46:20,866 --> 00:46:22,626 I'm gonna go ahead on foot and get some help. 976 00:46:23,368 --> 00:46:26,463 You're insane, Tommy. Zoe, please just get in the car and hurry. 977 00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:30,751 Zoe? 978 00:46:32,878 --> 00:46:35,006 I'm sorry I never ate your pussy. 979 00:46:36,923 --> 00:46:39,346 I'm gonna go back and eat all of it one day. 980 00:46:41,053 --> 00:46:43,013 It's okay, baby. We're gonna get out of here, okay? 981 00:46:43,221 --> 00:46:45,315 It just smells so bad down there. 982 00:46:46,391 --> 00:46:48,143 (TOMMY SCREAMING) 983 00:46:48,226 --> 00:46:51,696 Tommy? Tommy! 984 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:57,153 (CRYING) No! 985 00:47:00,072 --> 00:47:01,745 (SNARLING) 986 00:47:03,742 --> 00:47:04,789 No! 987 00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:08,080 (SNARLING) 988 00:47:09,581 --> 00:47:10,582 (GUNSHOT) 989 00:47:14,211 --> 00:47:15,258 You! 990 00:47:16,004 --> 00:47:17,972 Looks like you're hemmed in a little bit. Let's take my truck. 991 00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:19,387 We have to save my boyfriend. 992 00:47:19,675 --> 00:47:21,555 Well, come on. Let's get him and get out of here. 993 00:47:23,261 --> 00:47:24,262 Come on, sweetie! 994 00:47:28,058 --> 00:47:29,059 Here, get in. 995 00:47:29,518 --> 00:47:30,519 (SCREAMS) 996 00:47:31,353 --> 00:47:32,354 Damn beavers. 997 00:47:34,106 --> 00:47:35,107 Ah! 998 00:47:36,066 --> 00:47:37,626 SMYTH: I thought I told you to cover up? 999 00:47:43,532 --> 00:47:44,954 (SNARLING BEHIND DOOR) 1000 00:47:46,201 --> 00:47:47,794 They sound like babies. 1001 00:47:48,078 --> 00:47:50,297 Yeah, crazy fucking babies. 1002 00:47:56,795 --> 00:47:58,217 Nails, nails, nails, nails, nails. 1003 00:48:02,718 --> 00:48:03,765 Towards me. 1004 00:48:04,553 --> 00:48:05,554 No, duh. 1005 00:48:06,638 --> 00:48:08,606 Come out to the lake, have a few laughs. 1006 00:48:10,308 --> 00:48:11,309 Dammit. 1007 00:48:13,562 --> 00:48:14,563 (SNARLING) 1008 00:48:16,231 --> 00:48:17,232 No! 1009 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,702 What? What happened? 1010 00:48:28,785 --> 00:48:30,787 You do realize that the whole point of a beaver 1011 00:48:30,871 --> 00:48:32,214 is that it fucking chomps wood. 1012 00:48:32,289 --> 00:48:33,711 Oh, well, if you want me to cover the whole house 1013 00:48:33,790 --> 00:48:35,508 with sheet metal, just say the word. 1014 00:48:43,675 --> 00:48:46,349 MAN ON RADIO: This just in. If you are receiving this broadcast, 1015 00:48:46,762 --> 00:48:50,437 barricade your doors and windows and do not leave your home. 1016 00:48:50,515 --> 00:48:52,517 Unless you want the deal of the century! 1017 00:48:52,601 --> 00:48:54,524 Come on down to Ashland Toyota! 1018 00:48:54,603 --> 00:48:55,604 Damn radio. 1019 00:48:59,024 --> 00:49:02,528 Back in the '70s, the beaver fever hit. 1020 00:49:05,405 --> 00:49:07,157 Scared up the whole damn county. 1021 00:49:09,034 --> 00:49:10,035 Beaver fever? 1022 00:49:11,328 --> 00:49:14,002 Caused by the Giardia parasite. 1023 00:49:15,165 --> 00:49:16,291 Beavers carry it. 1024 00:49:17,751 --> 00:49:18,752 Affects people too. 1025 00:49:21,296 --> 00:49:22,422 Affects them how? 1026 00:49:22,881 --> 00:49:25,680 Oh, diarrhea mostly. 1027 00:49:28,053 --> 00:49:30,013 What does it have to do with what's going on here? 1028 00:49:31,223 --> 00:49:32,850 Any of you guys got diarrhea? 1029 00:49:32,974 --> 00:49:35,227 No. Well, now that's good. 1030 00:49:35,936 --> 00:49:36,937 Doesn't matter anyway. 1031 00:49:37,938 --> 00:49:39,656 Whatever these beavers got out here, 1032 00:49:40,023 --> 00:49:41,570 I ain't seen nothing like it before. 1033 00:49:43,735 --> 00:49:45,078 Yeah, no kidding, mister. 1034 00:49:45,821 --> 00:49:47,664 Caught one in a trap, early this morning, 1035 00:49:49,241 --> 00:49:50,584 only it weren't dead. 1036 00:49:52,077 --> 00:49:55,047 And trust me, it shoulda been real dead. 1037 00:49:57,082 --> 00:49:58,334 (SNARLING) 1038 00:50:08,051 --> 00:50:09,052 They're leaving. 1039 00:50:09,386 --> 00:50:10,763 (SNARLING SOFTLY) 1040 00:50:11,847 --> 00:50:12,848 Why? 1041 00:50:13,014 --> 00:50:14,094 How the hell should I know? 1042 00:50:14,391 --> 00:50:15,392 MARY: Wait, listen. 1043 00:50:17,435 --> 00:50:18,436 It's a truck. 1044 00:50:19,271 --> 00:50:20,568 It's Zoe! What? 1045 00:50:24,109 --> 00:50:25,109 And Buck! 1046 00:50:25,151 --> 00:50:26,311 How did they get back so fast? 1047 00:50:26,778 --> 00:50:28,121 Maybe they brought help? 1048 00:50:28,405 --> 00:50:29,657 Or something went wrong. 1049 00:50:32,951 --> 00:50:35,204 There's someone else. Wait, is it that hunter guy? 1050 00:50:35,328 --> 00:50:36,329 What hunter guy? 1051 00:50:36,538 --> 00:50:37,539 Do you see Tommy? 1052 00:50:37,706 --> 00:50:38,958 ZOE: Grab the cane. Wait for me, wait for me! 1053 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,587 Shit, we need to get the boards off the door. 1054 00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:42,089 Are you sure that's a good idea? 1055 00:50:42,335 --> 00:50:44,133 Are you kidding? Get over here and help us. 1056 00:50:44,296 --> 00:50:45,513 I don't know if you know 1057 00:50:46,047 --> 00:50:48,015 but those things can come back in here 1058 00:50:48,258 --> 00:50:49,259 and then we're all dead. 1059 00:50:51,303 --> 00:50:52,304 Fuck me. 1060 00:50:56,683 --> 00:50:58,026 ZOE: Baby, come on. 1061 00:50:58,476 --> 00:50:59,477 Get there. 1062 00:51:00,812 --> 00:51:01,813 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1063 00:51:01,897 --> 00:51:02,898 Open up! 1064 00:51:05,066 --> 00:51:06,106 The door's all boarded up. 1065 00:51:06,359 --> 00:51:07,906 Why? You know why the fuck why! 1066 00:51:08,153 --> 00:51:09,154 Well, hurry up. 1067 00:51:09,571 --> 00:51:11,494 BUCK: You guys. Hey, you guys. 1068 00:51:11,907 --> 00:51:13,500 Hey you guys, you'd better turn around! 1069 00:51:20,665 --> 00:51:22,338 Filthy, hairy beavers. 1070 00:51:22,417 --> 00:51:23,418 (GUNSHOT) 1071 00:51:24,544 --> 00:51:26,262 Baby, come on. Get up, get up, get up! 1072 00:51:31,676 --> 00:51:33,519 Run. Run! 1073 00:51:34,262 --> 00:51:36,014 Hurry! Come on, baby. 1074 00:51:37,891 --> 00:51:38,938 Sons of bitches. 1075 00:51:39,851 --> 00:51:40,852 (GUNSHOT) 1076 00:51:45,273 --> 00:51:47,776 It's okay, baby. Come on. (SNARLS) 1077 00:51:47,859 --> 00:51:50,237 Just a little bit further. Come on. 1078 00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:51,696 (GASPS) 1079 00:51:52,113 --> 00:51:54,113 They're not gonna make it. There's too many of 'em. 1080 00:51:57,243 --> 00:51:58,244 (GUNSHOT) 1081 00:52:05,585 --> 00:52:08,805 Come on baby, up, up, up! You got it! 1082 00:52:08,964 --> 00:52:10,307 They made it. 1083 00:52:11,132 --> 00:52:12,133 Come on, baby. 1084 00:52:16,221 --> 00:52:17,313 Tommy's okay, right? 1085 00:52:17,847 --> 00:52:20,191 Yeah. I'm sure he's still out getting help. 1086 00:52:21,184 --> 00:52:23,812 Right. Cause there's no reason to think otherwise. 1087 00:52:29,901 --> 00:52:30,902 ZOE: Hello? 1088 00:52:33,905 --> 00:52:34,906 Maybe they're not home. 1089 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,833 SMYTH: Yeah, that'd be wishful thinking. 1090 00:53:03,768 --> 00:53:04,985 (GASPS) 1091 00:53:15,155 --> 00:53:18,034 They couldn't be biting through the phone lines on purpose, could they? 1092 00:53:19,909 --> 00:53:23,379 Can't say for certain. Beavers like to chew on shit, 1093 00:53:23,455 --> 00:53:24,707 especially twigs, branches, 1094 00:53:26,082 --> 00:53:27,379 blades of grass and such. 1095 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:29,552 I suppose wires fit the bill as well. 1096 00:53:30,962 --> 00:53:32,964 The phone in the cabin. 1097 00:53:34,132 --> 00:53:35,224 It didn't work either. 1098 00:53:38,303 --> 00:53:40,431 Stay here. I'll check upstairs. 1099 00:53:47,771 --> 00:53:50,069 When was the last time you picked up an actual book? 1100 00:53:51,441 --> 00:53:52,909 In class. 1101 00:53:52,984 --> 00:53:54,344 You should really try it some time. 1102 00:53:57,072 --> 00:53:58,244 "Beavers are herbivores." 1103 00:53:59,407 --> 00:54:00,784 Great book. 1104 00:54:00,909 --> 00:54:02,832 Why don't you try looking up zombie beavers? 1105 00:54:05,288 --> 00:54:08,667 "They live in family groups or colonies and will defend their lodge against other beavers." 1106 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:11,670 Oh, oh, you think the beavers think that they're, that we're other beavers? 1107 00:54:12,337 --> 00:54:13,338 The fuck? 1108 00:54:15,298 --> 00:54:17,221 "Keen senses of hearing, smell and touch. 1109 00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,012 "They live up to 24 years." 1110 00:54:20,762 --> 00:54:21,809 Just like us. 1111 00:54:23,348 --> 00:54:26,773 I mean, if we don't make it out of here. 1112 00:54:28,728 --> 00:54:29,729 "They're monogamous." 1113 00:54:30,146 --> 00:54:31,523 Not like us. 1114 00:54:33,024 --> 00:54:34,025 (SIGHS) 1115 00:54:34,943 --> 00:54:35,944 Jenn, 1116 00:54:37,529 --> 00:54:38,906 it was just, 1117 00:54:39,864 --> 00:54:41,491 it was just one of those things. 1118 00:54:42,826 --> 00:54:44,169 So you're saying it was a mistake? 1119 00:54:46,496 --> 00:54:47,497 Don't answer. 1120 00:54:48,039 --> 00:54:49,040 You just did. 1121 00:54:49,207 --> 00:54:50,208 Look“. 1122 00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:54,129 Once the three of us are far away from this cabin, 1123 00:54:54,963 --> 00:54:56,215 we can sit down like adults 1124 00:54:56,297 --> 00:54:58,891 and we can try to figure out why you both find me attractive. 1125 00:55:05,056 --> 00:55:06,979 Jenn, you have every reason to hate me. 1126 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:08,643 Why him? 1127 00:55:11,729 --> 00:55:13,231 I don't know. 1128 00:55:13,815 --> 00:55:14,816 Listen, 1129 00:55:15,733 --> 00:55:18,111 we cannot turn against each other right now. 1130 00:55:19,154 --> 00:55:21,077 That is exactly what the beavers would want. 1131 00:55:23,241 --> 00:55:24,458 Let me see this. 1132 00:55:29,247 --> 00:55:33,093 "Animal behaviorists have found beavers to be gentle, reasoning creatures 1133 00:55:33,168 --> 00:55:35,091 "that like to play practical jokes. 1134 00:55:37,046 --> 00:55:39,765 "They are considered to be excellent at building tunnels." 1135 00:55:50,101 --> 00:55:52,320 I seriously need to lie down. 1136 00:55:58,776 --> 00:55:59,777 Okay. 1137 00:56:03,948 --> 00:56:05,120 All clear upstairs. 1138 00:56:06,409 --> 00:56:08,832 Appears the beavers have left the premises for the time being. 1139 00:56:09,579 --> 00:56:10,751 What about the old lady? 1140 00:56:11,748 --> 00:56:13,170 Well, she's still in bed 1141 00:56:13,625 --> 00:56:14,797 what's left of her, anyway. 1142 00:56:16,044 --> 00:56:17,045 What you got there? 1143 00:56:18,671 --> 00:56:19,672 Sandwich? 1144 00:56:21,257 --> 00:56:22,383 No, it's Buck's foot. 1145 00:56:23,134 --> 00:56:25,307 We're keeping it on ice so we could reattach it. 1146 00:56:26,638 --> 00:56:28,798 That's what we're supposed to do, right? Keep it on ice? 1147 00:56:28,973 --> 00:56:30,813 Well, not directly on ice. It kills the tissue. 1148 00:56:31,476 --> 00:56:32,477 Well, shit! Well, what shall I do? 1149 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,120 Shall I wrap it in a towel or something? 1150 00:56:34,187 --> 00:56:36,107 Well, I suppose that depends on when it came off. 1151 00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:39,534 I... I don't know. This afternoon, maybe four or five hours ago. 1152 00:56:41,194 --> 00:56:44,494 Technically, I guess there's a chance that they can sew that sucker back on. 1153 00:56:45,323 --> 00:56:46,791 We'd have to be at the hospital within the hour 1154 00:56:46,866 --> 00:56:48,038 but that ain't gonna happen. 1155 00:56:48,117 --> 00:56:50,711 Might as well just chuck the damn thing and call it a day. 1156 00:56:52,455 --> 00:56:53,923 I'm sorry. Do you want some chicken? 1157 00:56:54,374 --> 00:56:56,342 There's plenty of it in the fridge over there. 1158 00:56:56,417 --> 00:56:58,795 I don't want any chicken. We need to go to the hospital now. 1159 00:56:58,878 --> 00:57:01,597 Well, you know as well as I do 1160 00:57:01,673 --> 00:57:04,142 that road's blocked. We sure as hell can't get through on foot 1161 00:57:04,842 --> 00:57:05,843 in pitch dark. 1162 00:57:07,178 --> 00:57:08,805 With or without carrying the big fella. 1163 00:57:11,557 --> 00:57:15,437 Plus, beavers are generally more active at night. 1164 00:57:16,938 --> 00:57:20,238 So I suggest maybe we hole up here till the morning, 1165 00:57:21,150 --> 00:57:24,245 then one or two of us can make a go at it. 1166 00:57:24,988 --> 00:57:26,581 He could bleed to death overnight. 1167 00:57:27,031 --> 00:57:31,537 Yeah, well. I could always cauterize the stump. 1168 00:57:33,204 --> 00:57:34,644 You sure you don't want some chicken? 1169 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,501 I'm not hungry. 1170 00:58:04,068 --> 00:58:05,160 Jenn? 1171 00:58:20,877 --> 00:58:22,754 You never cared that Sam cheated, did you? 1172 00:58:24,255 --> 00:58:25,632 You only cared that it was me. 1173 00:58:30,094 --> 00:58:31,687 Jenn, I know that we've been through a lot but this 1174 00:58:31,763 --> 00:58:32,935 isn't going to solve anything. 1175 00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:35,148 I love you, really, but 1176 00:58:35,975 --> 00:58:37,773 I... I just don't think of you this way. 1177 00:58:40,063 --> 00:58:41,781 (RUSTLING) 1178 00:58:41,856 --> 00:58:43,449 (SCREAMS) 1179 00:58:45,401 --> 00:58:46,778 (MARY SCREAMS) 1180 00:58:50,365 --> 00:58:51,537 (SNARLING) 1181 00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:01,960 (GROWLING) 1182 00:59:04,837 --> 00:59:06,009 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1183 00:59:06,631 --> 00:59:08,258 (SMACKING SOUND) 1184 00:59:08,883 --> 00:59:10,430 Come on. Come on, let's go. 1185 00:59:13,096 --> 00:59:14,643 (FIRE CRACKLING) 1186 00:59:18,142 --> 00:59:19,268 (COUGHS) 1187 00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:22,220 You've done this before, right? 1188 00:59:23,856 --> 00:59:24,857 No, ma'am. 1189 00:59:25,817 --> 00:59:28,070 But I've seen it on television many a time. 1190 00:59:28,152 --> 00:59:29,449 Ugh. It's okay. 1191 00:59:32,657 --> 00:59:34,000 (WHIMPERS) 1192 00:59:34,784 --> 00:59:35,785 (GROWLING) 1193 00:59:37,787 --> 00:59:39,414 All right. What the fuck was that? 1194 00:59:48,047 --> 00:59:49,424 (SNARLING) 1195 00:59:59,934 --> 01:00:01,186 (SCREAMING) 1196 01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:04,981 Buck! 1197 01:00:05,064 --> 01:00:06,065 (GRUNTING) 1198 01:00:06,649 --> 01:00:07,696 Son of a bitch! 1199 01:00:12,697 --> 01:00:14,040 Buck! No! 1200 01:00:14,907 --> 01:00:16,534 (SNARLING) 1201 01:00:19,745 --> 01:00:20,746 (BULLET RICOCHETING) 1202 01:00:21,956 --> 01:00:22,957 (COOKING) 1203 01:00:29,046 --> 01:00:30,047 (GUNSHOT) 1204 01:00:32,008 --> 01:00:33,225 (CRYING) Fuck. 1205 01:00:39,223 --> 01:00:40,315 (SNARLING) 1206 01:00:42,685 --> 01:00:43,686 No! 1207 01:00:45,104 --> 01:00:46,447 Oh no! Fuck! (GASPS) 1208 01:00:49,108 --> 01:00:50,451 (SNARLING) 1209 01:00:50,526 --> 01:00:52,278 (SCREAMING) 1210 01:01:06,042 --> 01:01:07,385 (THUMPING) 1211 01:01:08,419 --> 01:01:10,171 What is she doing in there? I don't know. 1212 01:01:10,922 --> 01:01:13,016 (SNARLING) 1213 01:01:18,429 --> 01:01:20,682 It's got to be some kind of virus transmitted by the beavers. 1214 01:01:20,765 --> 01:01:22,017 Oh, no shit! 1215 01:01:22,099 --> 01:01:25,353 Did you hear her? Did you fucking see her face? 1216 01:01:25,978 --> 01:01:27,400 Do you think that we can help her? 1217 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,606 I mean, do you think it's permanent? 1218 01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:31,568 I don't know. She's gonna be on medication for the rest of her life. 1219 01:01:33,653 --> 01:01:35,813 Hey, what are you doing? Are you bit? Are you scratched? 1220 01:01:35,821 --> 01:01:37,539 I'm fine. Take off your shirt. 1221 01:01:37,823 --> 01:01:39,825 Why? Just take your fucking shirt off. 1222 01:01:40,076 --> 01:01:41,077 Calm down. 1223 01:01:41,327 --> 01:01:42,419 (SNARLING) 1224 01:01:42,870 --> 01:01:43,871 (GASPING) 1225 01:01:44,789 --> 01:01:46,291 (SCREAMS) (SNARLS) 1226 01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:48,968 (SOBBING) 1227 01:01:55,341 --> 01:01:57,184 (WHIMPERING) 1228 01:02:05,977 --> 01:02:07,479 You fucking bitch! 1229 01:02:08,271 --> 01:02:09,272 (GUN CLICKING) 1230 01:02:09,355 --> 01:02:10,356 (SNARLING) 1231 01:02:29,417 --> 01:02:30,669 (SNARLING) (YELLS) 1232 01:02:30,835 --> 01:02:31,927 Fuck! 1233 01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:33,467 (SNARLING) 1234 01:02:48,436 --> 01:02:49,608 (FLOORBOARD CRACKING) 1235 01:02:58,904 --> 01:02:59,905 SAM; All right. 1236 01:03:04,201 --> 01:03:05,241 Come on, come on, come on! 1237 01:03:12,418 --> 01:03:13,795 They're fucking everywhere! 1238 01:03:15,504 --> 01:03:16,630 Oh, the truck! 1239 01:03:16,714 --> 01:03:18,261 The truck. It was still running, last time I checked. 1240 01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:19,789 I'm not gonna make a run for it. 1241 01:03:20,718 --> 01:03:21,844 Mary. Take off your shirt. 1242 01:03:22,511 --> 01:03:23,933 Why? Take off your fucking shirt! 1243 01:03:30,895 --> 01:03:31,896 Satisfied? 1244 01:03:33,689 --> 01:03:34,861 Now take off the rest. 1245 01:03:41,238 --> 01:03:43,240 Zombie beavers running around but what the fuck 1246 01:03:43,616 --> 01:03:44,617 do we care? 1247 01:03:49,914 --> 01:03:51,291 Turn around. 1248 01:03:56,045 --> 01:03:57,513 You done? I guess so. 1249 01:03:58,214 --> 01:03:59,215 Your turn. 1250 01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:10,851 What's this? 1251 01:04:16,607 --> 01:04:18,826 (HEAVY BREATHING) 1252 01:04:23,322 --> 01:04:25,082 Mary, I promise I'm gonna get us out of here. 1253 01:04:25,741 --> 01:04:27,288 Don't talk. 1254 01:04:29,078 --> 01:04:30,250 (ELECTRICAL BUZZ) 1255 01:04:30,955 --> 01:04:31,956 (SNARLING) 1256 01:04:36,335 --> 01:04:38,588 I want to take my glasses off. No, no. It's hot, it's hot. 1257 01:04:42,967 --> 01:04:44,890 Do you smell something? What? 1258 01:04:45,469 --> 01:04:48,143 Smoke, smoke, I smell smoke. Okay. I'll take care of it. 1259 01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:50,770 (SCREAMS) 1260 01:04:51,976 --> 01:04:53,193 (SCREAMS) 1261 01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:57,773 (SCREAMING) 1262 01:05:06,157 --> 01:05:07,158 Oh God! 1263 01:05:10,995 --> 01:05:12,121 Oh. Fuck me. 1264 01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:18,840 (SNARLING) 1265 01:05:29,847 --> 01:05:30,848 ZOE: Get in! 1266 01:05:33,184 --> 01:05:35,144 ZOE: Where's Jenn? MARY: They're all dead. Just go! 1267 01:05:39,690 --> 01:05:41,283 We're getting the fuck out of here. 1268 01:05:50,743 --> 01:05:52,120 Oh, shit, Zoe! 1269 01:05:52,787 --> 01:05:53,788 Get down! 1270 01:05:56,749 --> 01:05:57,750 Zoe, look out! 1271 01:06:04,215 --> 01:06:05,683 Are you okay? 1272 01:06:07,510 --> 01:06:08,511 Yeah. 1273 01:06:11,639 --> 01:06:12,936 (SNARLING) 1274 01:06:14,391 --> 01:06:16,519 Oh, I think we woke the neighbors. 1275 01:06:16,727 --> 01:06:18,195 (SNARLING) 1276 01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:20,861 GO! Go! I'm trying. 1277 01:06:23,275 --> 01:06:24,401 Go! Go! Go! 1278 01:06:24,902 --> 01:06:25,903 MARY: Fucking go! 1279 01:06:29,824 --> 01:06:31,041 (GROWLING) 1280 01:06:33,244 --> 01:06:34,291 I mean, really? 1281 01:06:44,421 --> 01:06:45,422 (ROARS) 1282 01:06:46,590 --> 01:06:48,592 Is this truck fucking covered in honey? 1283 01:06:49,426 --> 01:06:50,723 (SNARLING) 1284 01:06:52,763 --> 01:06:54,310 (SCREAMING) 1285 01:07:03,274 --> 01:07:04,274 (SNARLS) 1286 01:07:04,316 --> 01:07:05,317 (BOTH SCREAM) 1287 01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:06,861 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1288 01:07:17,288 --> 01:07:19,086 I never liked that bitch anyway. 1289 01:07:45,107 --> 01:07:46,279 Why are we stopping? 1290 01:07:47,693 --> 01:07:48,694 It's okay, Mary. 1291 01:07:49,612 --> 01:07:51,893 The trees are down ahead and we've got to continue on foot. 1292 01:08:08,923 --> 01:08:10,800 Come on. 1293 01:08:11,425 --> 01:08:12,426 What? 1294 01:08:15,304 --> 01:08:16,897 It's nothing. Just keep going. 1295 01:08:18,974 --> 01:08:20,454 We're gonna have to go behind the car. 1296 01:08:21,602 --> 01:08:22,603 We have to go around it. 1297 01:08:23,646 --> 01:08:27,196 Come on. You're okay now, Mary. We're gonna make it. 1298 01:08:28,067 --> 01:08:29,114 It's gonna be okay. 1299 01:08:30,027 --> 01:08:31,620 We just need to go a little further. 1300 01:08:34,031 --> 01:08:35,032 Mary, what are you doing? 1301 01:08:37,201 --> 01:08:38,202 (GUN COOKING) 1302 01:08:40,788 --> 01:08:42,131 Where did you get that? 1303 01:08:42,957 --> 01:08:43,958 The glove compartment. 1304 01:08:47,044 --> 01:08:50,093 You got bit and we both know that you're gonna turn into one of those things. 1305 01:08:50,381 --> 01:08:52,179 No, we don't know that. Yes, we do! 1306 01:08:53,050 --> 01:08:55,303 Mary, I feel totally fine, I swear. 1307 01:08:57,930 --> 01:08:58,931 What, is it this? 1308 01:08:59,431 --> 01:09:00,933 I jumped through a fucking window! 1309 01:09:01,016 --> 01:09:03,769 I ran through the woods. They crushed my foot, I did not get bit! 1310 01:09:03,852 --> 01:09:05,775 You shut up! Do not come any closer! I mean it. 1311 01:09:07,731 --> 01:09:09,733 You at least have to wait until I turn, 1312 01:09:11,235 --> 01:09:12,782 or else you'll be a murderer. 1313 01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:17,699 (GURGLING) 1314 01:09:18,117 --> 01:09:20,916 Mary! Mary, no! 1315 01:09:22,204 --> 01:09:24,081 (GRUNTING) (THUDDING) 1316 01:09:28,377 --> 01:09:29,378 (SOBBING) 1317 01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:31,171 (SNARLING) 1318 01:09:33,090 --> 01:09:35,184 (YELLING) 1319 01:09:38,887 --> 01:09:40,560 (MARY SNARLING) 1320 01:09:41,265 --> 01:09:43,438 (SQUISHING) 1321 01:10:37,821 --> 01:10:38,993 Hey, you see that girl? 1322 01:10:39,490 --> 01:10:40,616 Yeah, I see her. 1323 01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:42,122 I trust you. 1324 01:10:43,952 --> 01:10:44,953 (THUDDING) 1325 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,097 CREW MEMBER 11 B-mark. CREW MEMBER 23 Okay. 1326 01:10:52,377 --> 01:10:53,378 Beaver fever? 1327 01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:55,385 Yeah. 1328 01:10:56,006 --> 01:11:00,261 Caused by the Giardia parasite. Beavers carry it. 1329 01:11:00,344 --> 01:11:01,345 (ALL LAUGHING) 1330 01:11:02,554 --> 01:11:03,555 Caused by the... 1331 01:11:04,515 --> 01:11:05,687 (LAUGHS) 1332 01:11:05,891 --> 01:11:06,892 Fuck. 1333 01:11:07,017 --> 01:11:08,815 Cause by the Giardia parasite. 1334 01:11:08,936 --> 01:11:11,314 It's very fucking serious shit. (ALL LAUGH) 1335 01:11:12,606 --> 01:11:13,966 Let's roll it again. Sorry, Jordan. 1336 01:11:14,233 --> 01:11:17,112 We're over there and it's Saving Private, Private's Ryan. 1337 01:11:18,654 --> 01:11:20,327 Jenn we're up there sucking... 1338 01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:22,870 And fucking. And fucking, fucking, okay? 1339 01:11:22,950 --> 01:11:23,951 And... (ALL LAUGHING) 1340 01:11:24,034 --> 01:11:25,001 CREW MEMBER: We almost had it. 1341 01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:27,622 We're in there sucking and yes... And fucking. 1342 01:11:27,704 --> 01:11:32,050 Trucking. Keep going. I got nothing. 1343 01:11:32,209 --> 01:11:34,289 We're gonna go to Arby's and get some apple turnovers. 1344 01:11:35,212 --> 01:11:36,213 MAN: Copy that. Over. 1345 01:11:38,549 --> 01:11:40,392 I got a hand job at an Arby's one time. 1346 01:11:40,759 --> 01:11:41,760 Oh, yeah? 1347 01:11:41,885 --> 01:11:43,011 Or did I give one? 1348 01:11:45,097 --> 01:11:46,519 (LAUGHS) 1349 01:11:46,598 --> 01:11:47,850 (CREW MEMBERS LAUGHING) 1350 01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:49,852 (SNARLS) CREW MEMBER: Oh, no, the hand. 1351 01:11:50,394 --> 01:11:51,395 (ALL LAUGHING) 1352 01:11:52,396 --> 01:11:55,240 DIRECTOR: Action. (LAUGHS) 1353 01:12:00,654 --> 01:12:01,655 That's gnarly. 1354 01:12:01,738 --> 01:12:02,830 Gnar-ley. 1355 01:12:02,906 --> 01:12:03,906 Gnarl-ley. 1356 01:12:03,949 --> 01:12:04,950 Gnarly. 1357 01:12:05,033 --> 01:12:06,034 Nar-gully! 1358 01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:07,707 CREW MEMBER: Nar-gully? 1359 01:12:09,413 --> 01:12:11,586 CREW MEMBER: The dog's supposed to be scared of them. 1360 01:12:13,667 --> 01:12:16,170 I had a job for a minute as one of those sign spinners. 1361 01:12:16,879 --> 01:12:18,439 Like, like one of those sandwich places? 1362 01:12:18,755 --> 01:12:20,052 Yeah. But I had plugged it in, 1363 01:12:20,132 --> 01:12:21,475 I put some Christmas lights in it, 1364 01:12:21,550 --> 01:12:23,928 tried to get paid extra, strangled my penis. 1365 01:12:24,678 --> 01:12:25,850 Strangled your penis? How does that happen? 1366 01:12:25,929 --> 01:12:27,055 You can strangle your penis. 1367 01:12:28,098 --> 01:12:29,698 Were you doing that flip behind your back 1368 01:12:29,725 --> 01:12:31,005 and it came up around your taint? 1369 01:12:31,226 --> 01:12:34,571 My penis was in a, was in a rear, naked choke. 1370 01:12:34,897 --> 01:12:37,017 Well, what kind of workman's comp do you get for that? 1371 01:12:38,483 --> 01:12:39,700 You just get fired. 1372 01:12:41,945 --> 01:12:43,288 (ALL LAUGHING) 1373 01:12:45,324 --> 01:12:46,792 Can someone pull my glasses down? 1374 01:12:46,867 --> 01:12:48,961 CREW MEMBER: Yep. Well, not you. 1375 01:12:49,036 --> 01:12:50,538 (ALL LAUGHING) 1376 01:12:51,830 --> 01:12:54,925 Okay. Do you like the moan? 1377 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,843 Or do you like the... (SQUEALING) 1378 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:59,054 DIRECTOR: Both. I'll do the moan, you do the (SQUEAKS) 1379 01:12:59,755 --> 01:13:02,725 My mom never loved me, my mom never loved me. 1380 01:13:02,799 --> 01:13:05,052 Why are you with me? Why are you with me? 1381 01:13:05,302 --> 01:13:06,770 What do you see in me? I don't know. 1382 01:13:06,845 --> 01:13:07,846 (ALL LAUGHING) 1383 01:13:07,930 --> 01:13:08,970 CREW MEMBER: That's great. 1384 01:13:08,972 --> 01:13:10,440 DIRECTOR: Ready, action. 1385 01:13:14,853 --> 01:13:16,150 Well, that is fucked up. 1386 01:13:19,483 --> 01:13:20,484 DIRECTOR: Cut. 1387 01:13:20,901 --> 01:13:23,825 Zombeavers 1388 01:13:24,279 --> 01:13:27,158 Zombeavers 1389 01:13:27,491 --> 01:13:29,994 You hear your sweetheart scream 1390 01:13:30,327 --> 01:13:32,079 She tells you why 1391 01:13:32,162 --> 01:13:33,755 You don't believe her 1392 01:13:34,039 --> 01:13:38,340 She saw one in the bathroom, it's no lie 1393 01:13:38,752 --> 01:13:40,345 It's a Zombeaver 1394 01:13:40,796 --> 01:13:44,141 Contaminated by toxic goo 1395 01:13:44,216 --> 01:13:46,844 A random genetic mistake 1396 01:13:47,219 --> 01:13:49,096 They're semi-aquatic 1397 01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:50,476 They're hungry for you 1398 01:13:50,555 --> 01:13:53,183 Boys and girls stay away from the lake 1399 01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:56,316 Zombeavers 1400 01:13:57,062 --> 01:13:59,986 Zombeavers 1401 01:14:00,315 --> 01:14:03,239 Zombeavers 1402 01:14:03,652 --> 01:14:06,872 Zombeavers 1403 01:14:06,947 --> 01:14:10,702 A cheerful gang of college students 1404 01:14:10,784 --> 01:14:13,207 Think they're on vacation 1405 01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:19,551 Instead they're dodging beaver chompers and facing their damnation 1406 01:14:20,210 --> 01:14:23,305 Don't board up the doorways and windows, my friend 1407 01:14:23,755 --> 01:14:26,349 It won't do any good 1408 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,895 These furry, brown bastards are fully equipped 1409 01:14:29,970 --> 01:14:32,564 And they'll chew right through the wood 1410 01:14:33,223 --> 01:14:36,318 Say goodbye to your golden retriever 1411 01:14:36,393 --> 01:14:39,522 Zombeavers 1412 01:14:39,771 --> 01:14:42,991 Zombeavers 1413 01:14:43,066 --> 01:14:49,574 So brace yourself, you've never witnessed rodents quite like these 1414 01:14:49,656 --> 01:14:52,876 Oh, Jesus Christ, you can't escape 1415 01:14:52,951 --> 01:14:56,171 They blocked the road with trees 1416 01:14:56,246 --> 01:14:59,841 Check your bodies for scratches, you can't be too careful 1417 01:14:59,916 --> 01:15:02,669 Their claws are a cause for concern 1418 01:15:02,753 --> 01:15:09,511 Yes, once you're infected, it's only a matter of time before you turn into 1419 01:15:09,593 --> 01:15:11,516 Zombeavers 1420 01:15:11,595 --> 01:15:12,596 Spoiler alert. 1421 01:15:12,679 --> 01:15:15,273 Zombeavers 1422 01:15:16,350 --> 01:15:19,604 Look out they're coming through the walls 1423 01:15:19,686 --> 01:15:22,610 Your girlfriend's chewing off your balls 1424 01:15:22,689 --> 01:15:25,238 Zombeavers 1425 01:15:25,859 --> 01:15:28,783 Zombeavers 1426 01:15:29,071 --> 01:15:33,247 Zombeavers 1427 01:15:33,575 --> 01:15:35,122 Zombeavers, baby 1428 01:16:30,507 --> 01:16:31,508 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1429 01:16:37,347 --> 01:16:38,348 (BUZZING) 1430 01:16:45,730 --> 01:16:46,731 (BUZZING) 1431 01:16:52,821 --> 01:16:53,822 (SNARLING) 90509

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